> Monday, September 23rd, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.Whoopee, school’s back on. Goodbye, Casablanca. Hello, Education. You rise out of bed and get yourself to your shower. Yesterday was somewhat productive, you’ve got a few new books to read too. But alas, gone is the day of breaks and Shore Leave, at least until October. Now comes the days of education, sitting in class, and tanks.You pack your books up in your backpack in case you want to read them, and then get your uniform on for the day. You check your fridge and find that you’re pretty much out of food save for today’s breakfast. You might want to go grocery shopping today.You shrug, then simply pull out one of the last remaining apples and start digging in. With that, Nancy knocks on your door.“President, ready for school?”> Y/N> Other
>>28881199> YI'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
>>28881199>NJust because we never have skipped school before
>>28881199>Y>>28881339>>28881342We've got a reputation to uphold.
>>28881339Skipping school is for delinquents you piece of shit.
Is it bad that I wish we could have picked up the Lynx as another scout tank? >Y> I was born naked and screaming! And also ready!
> YYou open the door and raise your arms in the air. “Girls! Good to see you!” You yawn deeply. “Oh shit, last night was a killer. You could say I went right into the Danger Zone.”Nancy smiles. “Well, I’m glad you’re ready and willing at least!”“Yep,” you say. “We’re all here and ready for school. Nancy, Lisa, Ramirez and… Kitten?”Kitten nods to you, looking sleepy as all hell. “Morning, Trudy.”“… What are you doing this early in the morning?” you ask, a confused look on your face.Kitten says, “I’ve signed up for a Radio Operation class, it’s a lecture sort of presentation if you’d believe that.”“Oooh! So you’re finally getting out and doing stuff!” You hug Kitten, giddy. “This is great!”“Mind you, it’s only for the mornings and once I’m done, I’m heading right back home.”“It’s a start.”Lisa nods. “Anyway, let’s get rolling.”> Talk Tanks> Converse Casually> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>28881390>> Converse Casually>Kitten finally in class and waking up earlyYES.
>>28881390>> Converse Casually>talk to kitten>be very proud
>>28881390> Converse Casually>once I’m done, I’m heading right back home.To practice her lines for the play, perhaps?Maybe with Anna and the Sewing Club lending a hand?
> Converse Casually“So, Kitten, when were you going to tell me about this?” you ask.Kitten says, “At some point in the future. At least now saves me the trouble of having to bring it up.”Lisa says, “Radio Operation classes though are mostly for Naval Studies Students who want to get their certifications.” She asks Kitten, “You getting certified?”“If it comes to it,” says Kitten, yawning. “Oh Christ, I’m tired.”You say, “Hey, it’ll pass once you start getting used to waking up in the morning, Kitten!” You pat her on the back. “Just think of all the people you’ll meet in school!”“You say that as if I’ll actually make more friends.”Nancy says, “Now, Kitten. There’s nothing wrong with making high expectations.”“Anyway,” you say. “School’s school. You’re getting out and getting active and that’s great. Soon, you’ll be having jobs, then you’ll be paying rent, it’ll be a real hell of a thing!”With that, you arrive at the campus entrance. You check the time, and find that you have plenty of time before class.> Head to Class> Talk Tanks> Converse Casually> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>28881610See kitten to her lecture. Make sure she's not going to sleep in class
>>28881610>Go to School Library>Read My Tank is Fight!
>>28881652This works for me.
>>28881652>>28881663Did we not read enough of the goddamned book last night?>>28881610Head to class
>>28881627Yeah, I'm gonna go for this, if only to see if anyone else is in the class is familiar to us.Might give Kitten a good impression of the lesson and thus continue to be motivated for it.
>>28881708>plenty of time before class.And what, sit with our thumbs up our asses?
>>28881757Talk to the history club, they're going to join us soon enough
> Other> Read Book (My Tank is Fight!)You enter the school library. You find that it’s a quiet, organized, and very good place to read your books, which you do. You snap open My Tank Is Fight! and begin reading through it once more. You skim through pages you’ve already read through, but more or less it still holds your attention to a good degree. Though, you kinda want to read something else at this point.> “My Tank is Fight!” Progress: 180% (COMPLETED)You bookmark the page then check the time. Still a fair amount of time before you need to head to class. You on decide on browsing some of the school’s wares. Nothing really important about tanks, but you decide that it might be worth coming back to later.> Head to Class> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>28881832>> Head to ClassLet's go.
>>28881832>> Head to Class
>>28881832>Head to class
>>28881832> Head to ClassLearning is fun!
>>28881832> Head to ClassReady for some History?And I was expecting that silent girl we helped up (from O'Hara running into her) to be hanging around here. Oh well.
>>28881832> Head to Class> Read Book (Specify)we can sneak in the finishing of that book while the teacher talks. shit, i use to do that all the time when i was in school.
>>28881927Well the cast of side/small/minor characters is pretty huge by now, maybe Schteel forgot about her.
> Head to ClassYou sit down in Math Class. Unfortunately, all the shore leave and the extra sleep that came with hasn’t exactly helped your ability to stay awake or stay focused in math class. Soon, the Professor taps you on the head lightly after you nod off, eliciting a couple of giggles from the other girls. Gee, thanks Professor. Besides that, you’re also assigned your homework for the night.English class is a little more lazy friendly however. The Professor has put on a very strange adaptation of MacBeth starring Sir Patrick Stewart in a strange version of Soviet Russia with the original Shakespearean English intact. You can’t complain though, at least it’s somewhat cool to watch.You lean back, yawning a little. You look around and see other students not really paying attention, on their laptops or phones, while others take notes attentively. You understand the Professor is only putting the movie on because it is the first day right after Shore Leave. Of course nobody’s gonna pay attention.You think, maybe you should do something.> Watch the Movie> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Go to Sleep> Other
>>28882015> OtherTake notes. There's something off about this.
>>28882054This.Let's not slack off in school anymore.
>>28882015SleepWhy would you take notes on this?
>>28882015> Read Book (My Tank is Fight)Fine, let's finish it so that we can freely focus on other things once this is done.
>>28882015>> Read Book (My Tank is Fight)
> OtherYou pull out your laptop and like the good little girl you are, you decide on taking some notes. You don’t actually know what the hell you’re going to be taking notes on, but hell, you just write down what happens in the scene and some shit about inner symbolism.With that, the bell rings and it’s time for Chemistry.Surprisingly enough, it’s actually time for a lab in Chemistry. Specifically having to do with different acids and bases. Unfortunately, like the rest of Chemistry, it proves to be intensely boring. Thankfully however your group at least gets the job done and it looks like your lab work will turn into an easy A at least.With that, it’s time for lunch.> Find your Staff> Head Directly to Lunch> Other
>>28882015> Read Book (My Tank is Fight)once we end this, we can put this behind us.BTW QM, can we pass the books we finish to other tank squads to read and can they learn anything from them as well?
>>28882214>> Head Directly to LunchThey'll be there.
>>28882214Why would you people take notes on a movie?Head directly to lunch, do not pass go
>>28882214> Head Directly to Lunchwe gotta make sure Kitty eats properly. we can finish that book while we eat.
>>28882220Books can be loaned to other crews. Only certain books however can actually be used to progress them into becoming Elite crews.
>>28882214> Find your StaffKitten might not know The Protocol!
>>28882272How close are we on making Trude an Elite commander?
>>28882214> Head Directly to Lunch> OtherCall Kitten on the phone to see if she went home, or is still lingering around school.
>>28882296Far.We've little experience
>>28882214> Find your Staff
> Head Directly to LunchYou quickly grab your free meal, a ham sandwich with a banana and a carton of milk. Nothing too special but it’s a healthy meal nonetheless. You sit down next to Nancy and across from Lisa and Ramirez. Lisa is busy reading the school newspaper, freshly published.“Hey, where’s Kitten?” you ask.Nancy says, “She went home after her Radio Ops class ended.”You pout. “Oh. I wanted to have lunch with her.”Lisa grunts. “Persevere, Boss.” She turns the page and finds something not to her liking. “Oh, look at this.”You look over at Lisa’s paper to see the article on Lafayette’s Tankery Program. Like any other school newspaper, it’s incredibly wordy with lots of words that high schoolers use but don’t fully understand. However, you can make out the gist of it.You frown angrily. “I can’t believe it. They don’t like us.”Lisa says, “I know! Accusing us of embezzling funds, training an ineffective team, having no idea what we’re doing-“You say, “Admittedly, that is kind of true.”“Still,” says Lisa, angrily. “And look at this. The article says it wouldn’t be surprising if a Recall Election is called.”You flush white. “Recall?”Nancy nods. “Recall. You can win a Recall Election easy though, right?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28882423>> BoastWe'll fucking ace it with our speeches.
Rolled 19>>28882423>embezzlingYou bitch
>>28882423> BoastSure! Just remember how it went last time and we're all set.
>>28882423> Boastoh this is bull shit! ineffective teams?! not many people stepped up to help us! EMBEZZLING! [insert your move foul mouth rant here] oh this is not going to stand.
>>28882423> BoastAlso, who's up for throwing Federenall or whatever the fuck her name is off the side of the ship?
>>28882423>Boast>>28882526Tankery accident maybe?
> Boast“Of course I can!” You swallow your intense fear of the Recall Election. “I mean, it’s just a Recall Election, who’s really going to run against me?”Lisa say bluntly, “Says here it’s one of last year’s candidates. Jeannette Rankin.”“Ah, her.” You remember that you barely won over last year’s election against Rankin by a margin of 2%. “I can beat her easy!”Lisa shrugs. “Well, hopefully you do, otherwise our budget will go down the shitter and most likely the Tankery Team goes with it.”You say, “Gee, Lisa. Thanks for your optimism.”“Hey, I’m just being realistic,” she says as she tosses the paper away. Nothing else interesting to read anyway. “Anyway, if it does come to Recall, we will help you to the best of our abilities. That’s what a staff does.”Nancy nods. “Lisa’s right! This here’s a crew. We can make it through it!”“Thanks guys,” you say. “Couldn’t have asked for a better staff than you all.”Ramirez says, “You probably could have.”> Talk Tanks> Converse Casually> Read a Book (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Finish up Lunch and Go> Other
>>28882574well, don't any of our tanks have MG or Ma duces mounted on them? accidents can happen.
>>28882597>Finish Tank is Fight
>>28882526Tie her to the Pershing's gun and fire it until she stops moving.>Other: "What the hell is involved in a recall election?"Maybe we could play nice with all the other sports teams that just got reinstated and gain some popularity points.
>>28882597>> Read a Book (Specify)My Tank is Fight!Let's finish it now while we still can
>>28882607How were we meant to know that she'd been duck taped to the back of a practice target.
>>28882597Fredendall probably using the Newpapers to take a shot at us, that bitch.
>>28882597> Talk TanksTonky-tonk women.
>>28882597> Read a Book (My Tank Is Fight!)Finish the book so we can slap it at the side of the tank as substitute applique armor.
>>28882597>Talk TanksMainly because I like alliterations
>>28882597> Read a Book (Tank is Fight)Because metagaming. We might as well find out whether these perks are worth it.
> Read a Book (Specify)You decide on finishing up your second read-through of My Tank is Fight! As your staff casually talks amongst itself, you skim through the last pages of the books easily. You put the book down and think. Interesting book on prototypes and how they failed. Then you have an epiphany, of sorts.MY TANK IS FIGHT! PERK UNLOCKED: Buying a Chassis will automatically come with Improved Suspension and Applique Armor upon conversion.You look at the time, ooh, time for Gym class. Before you head out, Lisa stops you.“Oh, Boss. Forgot to tell you. The Museum at Casablanca just sent their first regular sponsorship money. It’s 5,000 Dollars but it’s a start.”You nod. “Thanks, Lisa.”> + 5,000 DOLLARSYou then head on to Gym class. With the weather becoming colder and the pool unfortunately being outside, you’re now mostly relegated to inside the Gym. What shall you do?> Basketball> Handball> Laps
>>28882640indeed, we have to counter attack before this damage stick to us. a meeting will have to happen and soon
>>28882827>> BasketballCOME ON AND SLAM
>>28882597>Other Have a head start in preparing for recall election.Ramierz, can research on various problems for us to fix.Nancy can check on how to promote ourselvesand we can Lisa will check on the competition
>>28882827>Buying a Chassis will automatically come with Improved Suspension and Applique Armor upon conversion.Wha?B-but how?This doesn't make any sense
>>28882857we're a PC we don't have to make sense
>>28882827IS THIS PERK RETRO ACTIVE QM? this is so sweet! >>28882827> Lapswe need endurence in fights too. that and running away to get to scouting spots.
>>28882827Oh man, that's an awesome perk! > Basketball>>28882857Just think of it as 'how not to screw up converting tanks'.
>>28882881It might be cheaper too
>>28882827> LapsSomething that isn't concentration intensive. We need to think about a lot of things right now.
>>28882867I mean, I can accept that girls have tank battles on gargantuan ships, but how does reading a book make parts we buy better? I anticipated stuff like seeing enemy tactics, knowing weakpoints, etc. but this is ..hard to believe
>>28882827> LapsWhy not?
>>28882827>LapsP-P-Push it to the limit
>>28882897I think when we buy a chassis there are a few of them and we can see which one has certain improvements over the others.Anyway don't question it
>>28882827>Handle some balls
>>28882897It's girls having tank battles on gargantuan ships. Do you really believe high school girls can carry out track maintenance on a heavy tank? we usually needed around 4-6 grown pretty buff men to do it rapidly
>>28882897It has to fit the context of the book. If we read something by Guderian or Manstein then we'd get those perks. What we just read is nothing like that.
>>28882960Yeah, but how does knowing about wacky prototypes bend the physical universe in our favour?It's not even something mechanic related, like re-rolling dice or whatever, it just feels so ..wrong
>>28882983Think of it as knowing how to convert things better than we should. Yes we read the book not the people but just assume we point out ways to do it better to them out of thread.
>>28882983Like I said before, how to not fuck things up when upgrading a tank.
>>28882827This seems like a pretty good time to buy that T-34.
> LapsYou whistle along as students simply fly past you, exhausted from doing four or five laps around the gymnasium. You count that you’ve just done the twentieth lap so far. You check your pulse, beating at a good rhythm.You then run up to the Coach, calculating the current laps. “20 laps, Pool. Not bad,” she says.You nod, running in place to keep the energy. “Thanks, Coach.”“I didn’t say stop.”With that, you continue running all the way to your forty eighth lap. With that, you consider yourself done with Gym for today. You start on your shower, whistling a little tune, then Willie Hanna comes over to strike up conversation.“Hey, Hanna, what’s up?”“Not much, Gertrude. It’s been a while, spent all of Shore Leave working and the like.”You nod. “Cool.”“Anyway, Gertrude, I said I’d repay you for helping me get into the Animation Club so I decided to scrape together some funds from my webseries.”You blink. “Oh?”“Yeah. I can give you about 5,000 Dollars. If you’re willing to accept it.”> ACCEPT 5,000 DOLLARS?> Y/N> Other
>>28883043>NI don't want your filthy money
>>28883043> NShe should keep it herself.
>>28883043>Otherask her to made recruitment video for us?
>>28883043> OtherThis is her own, right? Not the club's?
>>28883043>YWe really need that money right now. I don't really want to accept it given its her money but our budget is presently sitting at 6700 dollars.
>>28883080Okay, I like this.
>>28883043Oooh, I like this >>28883080Recruitment/propaganda. Much better than taking her money.
>>28883043>OtherUse that money to make a propaganda video for my re-election campaign!
>>28883043> YGive the considerate girl a big hug.Yeah, this (>>28883080). We don't want to get stuck with that "Senshado" recruitment video.
>>28883043> Otheruse that money to make Pro-Gertrude and pro tankery propaganda. we need a postive PR campaine now.
>>28883178This is actually a good idea. The newspaper turning out to be an instrument for Fredendall to continue her vendetta bodes ill. Countering that with a new media campaign could be very useful, and we still need more crews. It's probably a better investment in the long-term than anything that money could buy right now.
>>28883129Something like Ranzar videos looked good.andhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyeke2Hjxvg
>>28883178>>28883211Not a chance. Wasting money on this would only make us look bad - put it into the tankery team, or our school year
>>28883216We should keep in mind she might not personally have the time to do this. Maybe ask about commissioning the animation club as a whole instead, including pitching in more money if needed.
>>28883211Considering that the Jew treasurer has probably kept meticulous records of every bit of income and spending, I don't think Fredendal can build a case against us to justify the recall.
>>28883280technically, its not our money yet. Its Hanna's, so we can't accused to 'waste' it.>>28883297Good point, hopefully it won't cost us too much if that the case.
>>28883280Recruitment is absolutely a valid expenditure for clubs, and letting Fredendall have her own way with public opinion is an invitation for sudden disaster. She's been catching the group flat-footed away too often; taking some actual initiative against her is going to be necessary.
> Other“Actually, better idea. I was wondering if maybe you could do some little cartoons and the like for our Tankery Program?”Hanna nods. “Oh yeah, I can totally do that! I’ll see if I can get the other animation girls aboard too, it’d be a real burden off my back honestly speaking.”You say, “Thanks, I could really use the positive PR you know, considering there might be a Recall Election soon.”“Oh, right. Read the paper today. For what it’s worth I don’t believe it.”“Yeah, thanks for that.”“Anyway,” she says. “I suppose I can hold the donation for now. But I’ll see what I can do with cartoons I suppose.”“Great.”With that, shower time is over and it’s time for History. You turn in your completed paper to the Professor and then sit down for class. Thankfully, it’s only a short little documentary today on the Roman Empire.> Watch the Movie> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Go to Sleep> Other
>>28883364>> Watch the MovieMeh, gotta be a good student once a while.Besides its Roman, maybe we'll get something useful....maybe.
>>28883280if we don't respond to this, this image will stick in the school body's mind. bush did not respond to counter all the crap he took from the media, now so many people still think he's the devil made real. bad PR does work if not countered. besides, we can add more pro tankery into it as well to drum up school pride and attendence.
>>28883364>Read Book ACHTUNG, PANZER!
>>28883364> Watch the MovieOf fucking course we do.
>>28883297Well, if we want to make things easier for Hanna and the Animation Club, maybe we can record a sizeable chunk on video about the Tankery Club.Then we can just submit it to them to get rotoscoped or something.Slaying dragons with WW2 tanks recruitment when?>>28883364Oh yes! It's happening!> Watch the Movie> OtherTalk to the History Club.Or they could be Rifftracking the movie.That might be entertaining in itself.
>>28883364unless this has some bearing to our quest, read more books.> Read Book (Achtung, Panzer)
>>28883488correctionchanging my vote. this guy has a good idea!>>28883455
>>28883364 >Watch the Movie>OthersTake notesAlso who do we give the tank if my fight to?I'm thinking the sewing clubs or bearclaw since they deal with prototypes and design flaws and such
>>28883455Not sure about slaying dragon part but eh, since we already commissioned the cartoon might as well as involved in their brainstorming, to tell them what we need and want, and see how they'll do it.
>>28883509not a bad idea. flip a coin then?
>>28883598Whichever one we meet first I guess
>>28883509>>28883598>>28883689I would suggest Bearcat, since I've somehow gotten the impression that those are more interrested in the experimentals, while the Sweing Club cares less.
>>28883735German, can we tell any team we give a book to to hand it to another once their done
Is there a tankery version of Playboy we can read?
Sorry I’m late. Had to help my brother bedbug proof his mattresses.> Watch the MovieYou watch the Documentary attentively. It mostly deals with Emperor Caligula and his infamous crazy rule over the Roman Empire, of his crazy antics, and how he eventually met his end at the hand of the Praetorian Guard.Of course, you also pay close attention to Caligula’s one bright spark in his rule. The invention of the Academyship. Granted, Academyships in that time were very small in comparison to say, Heinlein Academy, and they didn’t really work well. However, the Documentary does assert that this invention did have a lasting influence and ensured that Caligula would at least be remembered for something other than his love for horses.With that, class is over. Theatre moves by pretty quickly as the Professor lectures on the class on proper stage direction, which way to move about the stage when a play is running, etc. Informative stuff, kind of boring, but you learn. Might be handy for the Play as well.You also breeze by French, noting tomorrow is a Quiz. Probably nothing special but it’d help to study perhaps.With that, classes are over for the day.> Find your Staff> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Go Somewhere (Specify)> Head Home> Other
>>28883793> Go Somewhere (Specify)Get groceries, and maybe that haircut from Rameriez's boyfriend if we're still around
>>28883849Sounds good to me.
>>28883793> Find your Staff> OtherMath homework. We really need to be better at it.Fredendall might make a case that our grades should be addressed first before focusing on Tankery.Also this >>28883849
>>28883849This. We still have plenty of time left in the day.
>>28883793Sure, go with >>28883849We can surprise the crew with a new style! Hopefully. Hopefully he can do something more than just shortening it.
>>28883876We can improve our grades a little later, like at night or something
>>28883942It's a little hard to do when Kitten is such a cute distraction.This way, Trudy won't let that pesky homework weigh on her mind when goofing off with Kitten happens.
>>28883942Good grades are good ideas for the recall
>>28883969We really should focus on things besides Kittain for a little bitBlasphemous I know but considering the things frendell is trying to pull
>>28883793we do this>>28883849and call kitty, see what she wants to eat.
> Go Somewhere (Groceries)You decide on heading out and buying some groceries on the way home. You’re going to pack light though, the tank is at the Sports Warehouse and you don’t particularly feel like making two trips. Who makes two trips with groceries anyway?You enter in the grocery store and look around. Fruits, veggies, meat, OOH CANDY! No, you don’t need Candy. Much as you’d like it. You grab up a basket and start browsing the aisles for some healthy stuff to eat in the mornings and evenings. You scratch your chin, thinking on it.Eh, whatever. You grab some milk and a new box of cereal. That should last you a good week. What else should you buy? You only have room for three items, at least comfortably three items.> Apples> Ice Cream> Candy> Chips> Instant Noodles> Waffles> Bananas> Cookies> Cake> Water> Canned Fruit> Canned Bread> Bread
>>28884090> Bananas> Bread> Apples
>>28884090> Instant Noodles> Bananas> Bread
>>28884090Raspberrys apples and bread
>>28884090What the fuck kind of supermarket has no meat
>>28884090> Instant Noodles> Waffles> Bananas
>>28884090>> Bread> Water> Canned Fruit
>>28884090> Apples> Waffles> Ice CreamNancy might be able to pull off a gourmet worthy dish with these ingredients, if she drops in by any chance.
>>28884135I agree, but Trudy can't cook worth a damn.Maybe some Beef Jerky might fix that?
>>28884090>> Bananas>> Apples>> Canned FruitFruity
>>28884154Skimp on the ice cream, need to eat a bit more healthy especially if we need Us and Kittain to stay awake in school.Besides knowing her, she has a secret stash of snacks
Maybe we could learn to cookIts really not hard
>>28884135Maybe it's a vegetarian supermarket.The world of GuP is strange and scary, anon.
>>28884238Let's get Nancy to teach Trude/Kitten the best recipes.
>>28884260Or better yet, learn in secret and later surprise Kitten with Trude's masterful cooking skills.
>>28884279that might lead to her burning down the dorm, she needs supervision.
> Bananas> Apples> Instant NoodlesWelp, time to eat HEALTHY! You pack those three items away and get to checkout. The freshmen manning the checkout line quickly scans your items, and you pay out of your pocket for this stuff.“Oh, if you’d like, we also have a cookbook on sale!” The freshmen holds up a VERY big cookbook entitled, “Anyone Can Cook.” You purse your lips. Tempting.> BUY ANYONE CAN COOK?> Y/N?> Note: This won’t take anything out of your Tankery budget.
>>28884135>>28884241meat is probably rather pricy here. trudy needs to eat healthy, simple with little cooking time, and CHEAP.
>>28884318We can still get Nancy to teach!
>>28884330> YLet's try it. If we won't get any use out of it, Kitten can have it.
>>28884330>NNormally I'd support any idea meant to improve oneself. However, the book is big and we can't carry all this shit. Maybe another time.
>>28884330Hell, why not?
>>28884330as long as it does not draw from the tankery budget.>Y
>>28884330>YIt won't take anything on our budget.Though for some reason, I feel nervous about buying this
>>28884330YThis is for the Well-fed buffs during combat.
>>28884330>> YBUY IT NOW
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8#>trude tries to make a burger
>>28884425www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY>Trude tries to grill a steak
> Y“Hell, sure, why not?”You pay for the cookbook as well, and then thank the Freshman for the food. With that you leave the Supermarket and head on to the park to relax a bit. Getting this milk to a fridge can wait. You sit down on a bench and yawn, then pull out your phone and start goofing off. It’s these days you should consider getting a twitter or something, if only to assuage the boredom when you’re alone.You also flip through a few pages of Anyone Can Cook. If that were true, you wouldn’t be feared by kitchen architects and cooks worldwide. You chuckle, maybe you can give Kitten this book and see if she can cook something.Kitten cooking.… Wow, you actually can’t imagine that as well as you think can.Of course, a few things to remember, they’re probably holding rehearsals right now, but do you REALLY want to go back after leaving it?Maybe you could also drop by the bookstore.Or hell, visit Ramirez’s boyfriend’s barbershop.What should you do next?> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Go Somewhere (Specify)> Head Home> Other
>>28884546Drop off groceries then rehearsals
>>28884546> Go Somewhere (barbershop)
>>28884546>Go Somewhere (Play)Time to direct some bitches
>>28884546> Get haircutAgain, hope he can do something more than just making it shorter.
>>28884546First, drop off the groceries. Then,>Get haircut
We can get a haircut any time
>>28884546>Barbershop>Call Rameriez, for directions and if she wants to come along.>Have Lisa put more research on the Christie's Tankery team.
>>28884546>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Oorai. They won in this universe under very similar cercumstances. Perhaps we can learn somethign.
>>28884546> OtherTHIS>>28884574we have unfinished work. the sooner that play is done, the sooner we get the tank back
>Go barbershopI smell a subquest
>>28884546>Go to rehearsals
>>28884546> OtherDrop off the groceries at home to unburden us of the weight first.Then...> Go Somewhere (Animation Club)We never got to check out the interiro of the facilities. We'll at least know what they're gonna be making for us.
>>28884642Might be right...>BarbershopSUBQUESTO DESU
>>28884574Yeah, change my vote from>>28884615 to this.But still call Lisa to research on Christie. There's got to be more tanks then that.
>>28884669On second thought, disregard> Go Somewhere (Animation Club)and replace it with (Play Rehearsals).We can bring Kitten with us.
>>28884546>Go to the rehearsals, maybe Kitten is there.
We should start asking our teams to spread good words about us, with the possible recall coming. Earlier we start the better, plus good PR will help us recruit
>>28884640We have responsibilities and rehersing the play is one of them. Though I feel, people are choosing this just for kittain? Oh well. Also we can go to the barbershop after
>>28884784I forgot kitten was there
> Go Somewhere (Rehearsals)You’re torn between wanting to get a haircut and wanting to go to Rehearsals, but you think better of it and head to Rehearsals. You take your groceries with you, it’s not like the milk will spoil if you leave it out the entire day. You open the doors to the auditorium to see the very basic workings of a rehearsal: The line reading.You find a seat next to Octavia, who’s at a table reading along to the actors read off their lines, a bit mechanically but emotion can be saved for later. Now is the time for memorization, and then onto blocking.“Hey, Gertrude.”“Octavia,” you greet. You look over and wave at Kitten eagerly. She smiles back at you as she looks up from her script. “So, what’s up, Octavia?”“Just doing a Line Reading. Gotta iron out the kinks as all. What’s up with you?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28884843> BoastWunderbar etc
>>28884843BoastWe cook now
>>28884843> NeutralGeneral petty political bullshit.
>>28884843>> BoastEh, had a moral deli-ma between this and a haircut but with great power comes great responsiblities
>>28884843> NeutralAbout to foray into territory more dangerous than tankery: COOKING.Also, dealing with a smear campaign from the newspapers.
> Boast“Oh, I’m just dandy, Octavia. I’m getting things done! Just looking to see what I can do with the play today.”Octavia nods. “Well, it’s mostly line readings at the moment, I assume you don’t have any objections with the script right?”“Nah, it’s good.”“Well,” Octavia says, “Director has final say on the overall theme of the play. We could do this light-hearted or do it grimdark for all I care.”You raise an eyebrow. “Doesn’t the script say all that?”“In theory yes, but directors usually like to try and apply their own flavor to it. I don’t mind if you want to try something different with the play, just tell me now so we won’t have you going on about it later,” says Octavia.“Alright,” you pick a script and look through it.“I’m serious, what kind of direction do you want?” she says, harshly. “Because if you come to me right before dress rehearsal saying everything is wrong I’m going to skullfuck you.”> Comedic> Drama> Action-Adventure> Let Octavia decide> Other
>>28885040Ask the actors what they would be comfortable with
>>28885040>ComedicIf we're following the classic Red Dawn.>Action-AdventureIf it's the shitty reboot.
>>28885040>Action-Adventure>Let Octavia decide
>>28885040> ComedicThere's no way in hell anybody's gonna take a bunch of schoolgirls rendition of Red Dawn seriously, and it's not like theatre is a particularly good way to convey action-adventure.
>>28885040its either > Comedicor> Action-Adventurebut a very HAMMY one. but seriously, no-one should take Red Dawn : Musical with overtly serious tone/drama. We better hammed it.
>>28885040> Action-Adventure>Howeever her her input
>>28885040>> Drama ComedyGirls love this direction right?
> Comedic“Let’s go with comedy. I like comedies. Starship Troopers was a pretty good comedy.”Octavia raises an eyebrow. “How do you do comedy with Red Dawn: The Musical?”“Isn’t the fact that it’s a musical a comedy in itself?”Octavia snickers. “Okay, you got a point. Fine, we’ll take a more comedic approach with that.” She turns to the actors. “You girls get that?” They all say yes. She turns back to you. “Alright, Red Dawn: The Musical is now a comedy.”You smile. “Great. Let’s read some lines.”With that, you spend the rest of rehearsal practicing through the lines. You also coordinate with Octavia and Theatre Tech on certain backstage stuff like when to draw curtains, when to give lights, and who to put spotlights on during musical numbers.With that, rehearsal is finished. Octavia bids you farewell and heads home. Kitten comes up to you. “Hey, Trudy.”“Kitten, loved you in your role!”“Yeah, laugh it up, wiseguy. What do you want to do?”> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Go Somewhere (Specify)> Head Home> Other
>>28885329> Go Somewhere (Specify)check barbershop? Bring kitten too.
>>28885329> Head HomeAbout them groceries...
>>28885329>> Go Somewhere (Specify)Haircut with kitten
>>28885329> Go Somewhere (Specify)Barbershop>OtherGet Lisa to study Christie tank teamRamieriz, get directions and see if she wants to come
>>28885329>Ask if she wants a haircut.
Guys, we finally got our japanese tank, any conversions you think are worth getting?I like the 75mm gun but it is untested, thought the improved chi-ha has a 47mm gun and gives it a chance against current tanks, may not be up to snuff
> Go Somewhere (Barbershop)The bell rings as you open the door to this very humble looking barbershop, which can only be identified as such thanks to that Barber’s pole and a sign that says, “Gutierrez and Sons.” You’re greeted immediately by Diego.“Ah, Gertrude! Who’s your friend?”You say, “This is Carol. We all call her Kitten.”He offers his hand, a warm smile on his face. “Carol! Good to meet you.” He frowns however. “Your hair is so long. Here for a cut? Or perhaps a styling?”Kitten says, “Well we were just-“Ramirez looks over from her position in one of the barber’s chairs, her hair getting cut a little past shoulder length by a man even bigger than Diego. “Ah, Pres. Good to see you.” The man speaks in rough Spanish to Ramirez, to which she responds also in Spanish. She points to the man, “This is Diego’s father.”You say, “Nice to meet you, Mr. Gutierrez, I’d like to thank you for your donation to the Tankery Program, means a lot.”Mr. Gutierrez simply laughs, then slaps your back, shouting something in Spanish. Diego also communicates in the native tongue as well, to which Mr. Gutierrez looks surprised. Mr. Gutierrez then laughs even harder.Diego holds up some scissors. “So, come to get your haircut today?”> Y/N> Other > Nah, just Kitten
>>28885623Yes, kitten needs a styling. Let him decide
>>28885623Gotta keep it clean.> Y
>>28885623> Other we both need some work. Kitten and I
>>28885617We decided to keep it as a howitzer because of various utility functions.
>>28885623> YMaybe just a trim and some styling for Kitten. Gotta make her look good for the play.
>>28885722True, Though let's see how well it functions though and if the team that will man it will want the upgrade.
>>28885623>Other"Was it something I said?"
>>28885767I honestly wanted to put the delinquents in it because they can blow everything to bits in a semi-legal fashion. I doubt it has room for 5 crew though.
>>28885804Nope only houses a group of 4
> Y“Sure, I could use just an inch off.” You swish your hair a little. “I like to keep my hair around this length anyway, just a little past my shoulders.”Diego nods. “And how about Carol?”You ask, “Kitten, you-““Do I have to?” she asks.You say, “Yes.” Kitten sighs at that, and you continue with, “Your hair’s gonna get long. Longer that hair gets, the more trouble it’ll be to wash and get dry.”Ramirez speaks mockingly in Spanish to Diego, to which Diego blushes and shouts at her. Ramirez and Mr. Gutierrez simply laugh at his expense. With that, you and Kitten then sit down in chairs, Kitten a little than eager.Diego scratches his chin, then calls up for someone upstairs. A woman comes down and asks a question to Diego in more Spanish, to which Diego motions to Kitten, speaking in the same language. Diego says, “This is my mother.”Mrs. Gutierrez apparently has a bit of a squee moment at Kitten’s expense, tugging on her cheek and talking cutesy to her in Spanish. Man, you really wish you knew how to speak Spanish.With that, Diego starts to work on your hair. He asks you, “So, Gertrude. How are you doing today? I trust you are well?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28885932Judging by your name, I bet your hoping we will buy a Grizzly or Ram tank
> Polite“I’m doing well, thank you, Diego. How about you?”“Oh, doing marvelously. Homecoming last night with Chrysanthemum was amazing!” Ramirez shouts at Diego in more unintelligible Spanish, to which Diego snidely rebuffs her. “She hates that name.”Mr. Gutierrez simply chuckles, talking mockingly to Ramirez, to which Ramirez simply crosses her arms and pouts. Then Mr. Gutierrez bursts into laughter at that.You nod. “Yeah, I can tell.”Kitten says, “Are we done yet?”You say, “We’ve barely started, Kitten. Persevere.”Suddenly, your cellphone rings.“Nancy”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>28886057Ask Diego if he's cool with it. If he is, > Answer
>>28886057>>28886091Yeah I like this, don't want to be to our sponsors
>>28886057>Put her on speakerphone so you don't need your ears
> Answer“You mind if I take this, Diego?”He shakes his head. “Not at all, go ahead.”You answer the phone. “Nancy, what’s up?”“Hello, President! Just calling to let you know, I’m studying a bit more into Walter Christie to find out what their tanks are like.”“Really? What have you got?”“Oh, just two more tanks. Though admittedly, they’re just as strange as the first ones I found out about.”“What do you mean?”“Just check it out.”> INTEL UNLOCKED> J. WALTER CHRISTIE POLYTECHNICAL INSTITUTE ROSTER> CHURCHILL MARK IV AVRE (ELITE)> PANZER IV KUGELBLITZ (COMP. SPEC)> SU-14-2 (COMP. SPEC)> M3 LEE CANAL DEFENSE LIGHT (COMP. SPEC)> MATILDA II HEDGEHOG (COMP. SPEC)You resist the urge to nod, knowing you’re getting your hair cut. “I see… I have no idea what any of that means.”“Well, I’m sure you’ll figure something out, right, President?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28886267>> PoliteI'm working on it.
>>28886267Man, I wish we had a lineup like them.
>>28886267Man what the fuck are these guys doing with their tanks
>>28886267>> Boast>>28886338I don't know but I'm interested in fighting them now.I think their mainly an arty team using the tank like the m3 canal defense and the kugelblitz to do spotting
>>28886267> Neutral>SU-14-2>Church AVRE>Matilda II HedgehogThey're going to shell us.>M3 Canal DefenseAt night.>Canal defense, KugelblitzAnd engage us with a casemate and an anti-air vehicle?
>>28886267For those who don't know, the Canal defense is an M3 with a searchlight and a dummy gun in the turret rather than a 37mmThe matilda hedgehog is a normal matilda with an armored box in the back filled with 7 spigot mortars. Think sherman calliope but with less rocket.
>>28886267>> BoastI'm telling you, man, there's 290mms in our future.
>>28886267>PANZER IV KUGELBLITZMobility kills everywhere.
>>28886447>Have to leave turret to loadYeah, don't think that's legal.
>>28886447>AVREwtf was the effective range on that thing? 40m?I can't imagine it could fling that garbage-can sized shell any distance with any accuracy, the turret doesn't have any real room for recoil.
> Boast“I will figure something out, Nancy. Rest assured, these scrubs won’t do jack to us.”“I’ll take your word for it. Anyway, I’ll keep on studying if you need me.”“Alright, talk to you later, Nancy.” You hang up, and then find that your hair has actually been trimmed down like you wanted. No stray hairs to mar your clothing either. You look up at Diego, smiling. “Thanks, Diego. Looks great!”Diego nods. “You come back later, yes?”“Sure. If I got the time.” You look over and quickly a stifle a laugh at Kitten’s expense. She’s simply puffing her cheeks angrily as Mrs. Gutierrez styles her hair into a nice braid, thrown over her right shoulder.Mrs. Gutierrez claps her hands together, apparently saying “Done” in Spanish you assume. Kitten sighs, then looks up at Mrs. Gutierrez. “Thank you,” she says.“Kitten?” you say with a sidelong smile on your face. “What do you think?”“It’s fine, let’s get out of here.”You shrug, then stand up along with Kitten. You pull out some money for Diego, which he accepts graciously. “Come back, anytime!” he says.With that, you and Kitten head outside of the shop.Kitten asks you, “Can we go home?”> Y/N> Go Somewhere else (Specify)> Other
>>28886561>YGotta get that studying done.
>>28886561>> YAlright, Kitten.
>>28886561BookstoreLet's start on a new book
>>28886554But anon, that's not an AVRE, it's a one-off prototype. The turret couldn't take the recoil, so the gun goes all the way through the tank. It shoots a giant sandbag out the back, so combined ops are kind of a problem. For obvious reasons it never reached production.http://ftr.wot-news.com/2013/10/08/ardeer-aggie-the-other-churchill-avre/
>>28886561>Ywe need to take the food home
> Y“Sure, Kitten, let’s go to my place. Gotta drop these groceries off anyway.”With that, the two of you head onto your dorm. You arrive at your door to find a bag of food lying outside the door, there’s a note on it.“President, figured you might be running low on food, so I bought some groceries for you. Go ahead and start learning how to cook. Remember, Anyone can cook!”- NancyYou smile. “Well, this is a surprise.” You pick up both bags and open up your door. You quickly start putting the food in the refrigerator whilst Kitten hops onto your bed, pulls out her laptop and starts internet walking.Your stomach growls. Oh dear. It’s time for dinner.> Cook Dinner> Work/Study> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Talk to Kitten> Other
>>28886781>> Cook Dinner
>>28886781> Work/StudyWe have a test tommorw
>>28886781>> Cook Dinner>Read recipes in book
>cook dinnerLets get this disaster-train rolling
>>28886781>Cook/DinnerCan we make things from the recipe book (or try)? Or does that break the mechanics?
>>28886781>> Cook Dinner>> Read Book (Specify)Let's see if we can cook with instructions!
>>28886781> Cook Dinner>Read that book.
>>28886781> Cook Dinnerthen> Work/Study
> Cook DinnerFuck it, now might be a good time to try to learn how to cook. You wrap an apron around yourself, then open up the cookbook to something easy. Fettucine Alfredo, only requires a bit of pasta, some cheese, butter, and maybe a bit of chicken to go along with it. You start setting ingredients down on the counter, whistling innocently until Kitten shows up next to you.“What the fuck are you doing?” she asks, looking scared out of her mind.“I’m cooking!” you say, grinning.“… have you gone mad?” she asks. “Since when did you learn to cook?”“I didn’t learn to cook,” you point at the cookbook. “I’m LEARNING how to cook.”Kitten crosses her arms. “Trudy, I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but anytime you go near a kitchen with the intent of even microwaving something, something is going to burst into flames.”You roll your eyes. “Oh, Kitten, you’re worrying too much.” You snap your fingers. “Besdies, Anyone can cook. It’s right there on the cookbook! And you remember Ratatouille?”“In Ratatouille, it wasn’t that Anyone could cook, it was that a cook could come from anywhere.”“Precisely why I’m going to cook. Trust me, what’s the worst that could happen?”Kitten sighs. “Alright, fine, I won’t stop you.” She walks over to the bed, returning to her laptop.You scoff. Of course you can cook! It’s not like you’re going to die.Then again, you remember the LAST TIME you tried to cook.> PROCEED?> Y/N> Other
If we ever get to the bookstore again, we should pick up a copy of Stuka Pilot, by Hans-Ulrich Rudel for the aviation girls. Im sure they'll enjoy the CP and perk.
>>28887024>OtherCall nancy to keep an eye on you as you cook
>>28887024> YOf course. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
>>28887024>> OtherGet Kitten's help, we need IT.
>>28887024>> YYou can't get better without trying more times.
>>28887024>YIf we mess up reading from a book then we deserve it.
>>28887024>YBRAVE LIKE SHERMAN JUMBO!
>>28887054This Call nancy.Do you want the newspaper club to get ahold of thisYour giving Frendell more ammo
>>28887054>>28887139Call nancy to supervise
>>28887139I think we should pre-emptively go to the newspaper to provide an interview tomorrow.
>>28887210After we might burn or blow up the kitchen?
> YThe sirens blare as you, Kitten, and all of the Sophomores in the dorm stand outside, waiting for the Naval Studies Rescue students to declare the area safe. Everyone’s been dragged out of their studying and their free time, complaining about what happened.You and Kitten simply stand awkwardly by the street.Kitten says, “I told you, you can’t cook.”You say, “Okay, I admit. I think I made a slight tactical error.”“You think?”Nancy walks up to you, towel wrapped around her incredibly wet body. “I was showering while this happened. You know, if you want to learn how to cook, you can just ask me.”You nod. “Yeah, thanks, Nancy.”Lisa comes by as well. “How the fuck did you set your dorm room on fire?”“I didn’t set my dorm room on fire,” you say harshly. “… just the oven.”Lisa says, “Well, people are gonna be real pissed.”With that, the Naval Studies Rescue students, clad in firesuits and helmets walk down the stairs. “Alright, it’s clear,” says the lead one. She walks up to you, looking like she’s trying to suppress a laugh. “Next time, cook with supervision.” She walks off, however her colleague walks by eating out of a very familiar pan.“This is some good fettucini alfredo,” she says. Then she walks away.You sigh. Good grief.> Head to Kitten’s place> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)> Go Somewhere (Specify)> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>28887294> Head to Kitten’s placeSorry Kitten, we need your room
>>28887294>Head to kittens placeKITTEN. HUNGRY. FOOD. NOW.
>>28887294>Head to Kitten's place (Invite Crew)
>>28887294Hey, at least the food turned out good in-spite of the fire.
>>28887294Newspaper club is going to have a field day.> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)
>>28887294> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)>>28887371This is true
>>28887294> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)Yeah, we're gonna need the help. Both in cooking safely and homework.
>>28887294>> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)Never cook again.
>>28887294>Lisa says, “Well, people are gonna be real pissed.”I hope you guys had your good fifteen minuets of laughter because this is going to bite us in the ass. HARD. When recall elections are coming and we need good PRDoes this look like good PR to you?
>>28887294....QM. seriously? burned the stove? did we just lose our pad?> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)welp, looks like we're crashing in Kitty's place for awhile. we need a war room to keep our grades up and this recall from going though.
>>28887024>>28887294>> Head to Kitten’s place
> Head to Kitten’s place (Invite Crew)You watch over Nancy’s shoulder, having gotten back into uniform, as she demonstrates the proper way to cook fettucini alfredo. Meanwhile, Lisa has taken to resuming her studies, while Kitten begins playing Crimson Skies on her XBox.“Right, and you simply leave that for as long as the cookbook recommends,” says Nancy.You nod. “I see.” You scratch the back of your head, laughing nervously. “Gotta admit though, cooking is not one of my stronger suits.”Lisa looks up from her textbook. “You just realized this?”“Anyway,” Nancy says, “I’ll give you the food once it’s done cooking. Go entertain yourself, President.”You nod again. “Alright, Nancy.” What to do now?> Work/Study> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Other
>>28887526>Watch Nancy cook.
>>28887526> Work/StudyWe have to study.
>>28887474Dude, calm down.We tried to cook. We failed.Life goes on.
>>28887526> Talk to Someone (Specify)call sis, brag about setting a kitchen on fire again
>>28887508Don't blame the QM, German warned you, twice about cooking. This is repercussions of the actions the majority has taken.People who don't know how to cook, cook without supervision.
>>28887474Chill out. Nobody died, it's just going to reinforce "SOPHOMORE CLASS PRESIDENT IS A SHITTY COOK; UNLIKE THE TIRED STEREOTYPE, THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO STAY -OUT- OF A KITCHEN"Frankly, she could spin it into a good laugh with a bit of humble self-depreciation.Also, she's got a shitton of good things under her belt. Funding the Skycraft club, getting the Sewing Club back on its feet, bringing good PR for the school with the Tankery program.
>>28887564Yes, we failed knowing we can't cook and did so without any supervision in which past experience tells us this is not a good idea. The newspaper club and Frendell will take advantage of this and the sophmore class is not happy about this. When elections are coming no less.
>>28887585But will the newspaper team cover that, no.They resulted our failures, and even our embezzlement in which was not a good ideaThey will spin this to do the most damage to our campaign along with other things we do. We're in a position of power for god's sake people
>>28887526> Work/Study>talk to crew about the recall mess.
>>28887622The sophomore class was mildly inconvenienced for all of half an hour. Truly a disaster.And just what would the newspaper club and Fredendall have to say? That since we can't cook so we shouldn't be on the council? I'm sure our ability to flip burgers is very relevant to running a ship the size of a star destroyer.
>>28887622There's a difference between "can't cook" and "actively sets the oven on fire". "What happened last time" is not a very good warning, it could mean anything from made a mess to burned the food.Personally I think it's rather dumb, it takes effort to set an oven on fire.
>>28887687People have lives and when they are interrupted by something like a fire alert, they will be pissed, if we were a regular student we can shrug it off but we're the sophomore student council president. No, but they can say we nearly burned down our dorm room or the entire dorm.
>>28887687People can hold grudges against you for the most petty of reasons. Considering that the sophomores were DIRECTLY inconvenienced by this event, they're bound to remember. >>28887702Are you kidding? One of my old roommates was decent cook and she kept setting off our smoke alarm all the goddamn time. I think setting the oven on fair is a bit of an exaggeration, but tripping an alarm is a definite possibility.
>>28887622Fredendall's a bitch and everyone knows this anyway, and the newspaper club already hates our guts.We burnt the oven, not the entire dormitory (thought that probably got a bit smokey). and while it might look as if we're a menace to society, our past actions prove we are not.
>>28887702When we mention cooking the last time, we had fire trucks move in? that should give you enough of a warning on Trude's ability to cook
> Work/StudyYou take to the textbooks and start doing your math homework. Nothing too special, just basic geometry and algebra. That’s what it is for General Math Studies 2. You yawn as you work though problem after problem after problem. Meanwhile, Lisa has taken it upon her self to tell you that you’re wrong on almost every problem you think you’ve gotten done.“That’s wrong.”“Thank you, Lisa,” you say sarcastically as you erase all of your work and start again.Nancy looks over and says, “That one’s wrong too.”You say, “Thank you, everyone.”With that, you finish off the math homework. Your stomach growls, but just in time for Nancy to give you your food. You start eating as a knock comes to the door. Nancy answers it to see, “Ramirez! Good to see you!”Ramirez nods and walks inside. “Heard there was a fire.”Everyone looks at you expectantly.> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28887765I wont argue the smoke alarm part, that's a given. But Schteel said the oven was ON FIRE. It was Fettucini Alfredo, how does that set an OVEN ON FIRE?>>28887791Where did it say that? I am legitimately interested as I don't remember it.
>>28887835>Neutral"Oh, do fuck off"
>>28887835> NeutralIs it too late to pull off a clumsy cutey act?
>>28887671We haven't embezzled anything, we have recorded income from a number of donations.
>>28887835> Neutral>>28887771yeah, but only certain clubs know this, and they are mostly within tankery or involved so that doesn't carry much weight>>28887842it was said that the last time she tried to cook, they had to call the fire trucks. I don't recall all the details but that showed how bad she is of a cook,I'm not saying that she can't learn to cook, but it is common sense to have SUPERVISION when doing so.
>>28887913Really, the junior team gave us money under the table during homecoming, in which she told us where this money came from
>>28887931I didn't vote either way for cooking, but perhaps you should have mentioned that before?I would've voted against it then as I completely didn't remember that.
>>28887913The only issue is the money that Fredendall "gifted" us. That's honestly the only route she can get to us on that charge.
>>28887931>yeah, but only certain clubs know this, and they are mostly within tankery or involved so that doesn't carry much weight>Theatre tech>hall monitors>tennyson>not to mention our public work getting the schools name on national TV for tankeryThis'll be an election, not a war crimes tribunal
>>28887835 Neutralwe better look for a guy who can cook. i kinda feel sorry for any kids trudy will have.
>>28887973I did, to call Nancy, since it's common sense for a person who did not know how to cook to be under supervision.
I don't see the issue anyway, it's clearly a comedic trope kind of bad at cooking. Hardly surprising people don't take it seriously.
>>28888007I meant the fire-truck part as I'm pretty sure most of the other anons didn't remember that part either.
>>28887986Involved by associationDivided between O'hara and the pricks who were demoted.Will not be happy about this incident.We were mentioned once.
> Neutral“There was a fire. I started it.”Ramirez nods. “Cool.”You sigh, rolling over and groaning. “God! I feel so tired!”“Why, all that arson take it out of you?” asks Lisa.“Fuck you very much, Lisa,” you respond. “Anyway. I’m think I’m done with studying for today.” You shut your textbook.Kitten says, “I did warn, didn’t I?”You nod. “I will admit, I didn’t take your warnings, and I regret that. Hopefully it’s safe to sleep in my room, but I’m going to crash at your place for the night, Kitten.”“Of course you will.”Nancy looks over. “So what are you playing, Kitten?”“Crimson Skies.” She looks over at all of you. “Any of you guys want to play?”> Play> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Other
>>28888051Sicne it was kind of implied that whenever trude cook bad things happened and I thought that the common sense thing to do when a person who doesn't know how to cook, is supervised by a person who does.
>>28888072>Study a Tank teamlets see who else is out there that we can dig things up on
>>28888072> Read Book (The 200 dollar book)
>>28888072>> PlayDO IT.
>>28888072>> Play with Everyone, its a ...5 players game ....right?
>>28888072>“I will admit, I didn’t take your warnings, and I regret that. Hopefully it’s safe to sleep in my room, but I’m going to crash at your place for the night, Kitten.”Why do I get the feeling this was the desired result?
>>28888072> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Walter Christie
>>28888072> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)We need to brush up on our knolwedge
>>28888072> Study a Tankery Team (Walter Christie)
>>28888072>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
>>28888072>> OtherCry over our freshly cut and smoked hair.
>>28887986However, it will be a smear campeign if anything else. Frendell hates us and you just gave her another bullet into the revolver.
>>28888010The issue is people will be pissed at this, and considering the things said about us, and Frendell this is not good.
>>28887977Unless she finds our about the Junior council giving us money in which they took from the other clubs
> Study a Tankery TeamYou pull up your laptop and say, “Nancy, play with Kitten would you kindly?”Nancy sits down, taking up a controller. “Don’t really know how to play videogames, but I suppose I can learn.”Kitten says, “Don’t worry, it’s about Crimson Skies, you’ll learn fast. Now pick your plane.”Nancy nods, smiling. “Okay, I’ll take the Devastator!”“And I’ll take the Bloodhawk then,” says Kitten. They pick their planes and get right into some multiplayer action.With that, you google Tankery Teams on the internet. A couple of interesting results pop up, mostly Japanese teams, but you also recognize Walter Christie. Which team do you want to review?> Saunders High School> J. Walter Christie Polytechnical Institute> Pravda High School> Kursk Girls Boarding School> Black Forest Peak Women’s College
>>28888331Frendendall has enough ammo, real or imagined, that this cooking accident is the least of our worries.>>28888397Which she also does, seemingly at whim.
>>28888411>> J. Walter Christie Polytechnical Institute
>>28888411>Black Forest Peak Women’s CollegeLet's get the scariest ones out of the way.
>>28888411>> Black Forest Peak Women’s College
>>28888411> Saunders High SchoolLessee what Kay's been up to, shall we?
>>28888411what? no Oorui? No Miho and her husband Russels?
>>28888422But we shouldn't give her more, you don't give a person more ammunition just because they have enough already. This also inconvenienced others, which will effect us PR wise.However, she gets away with that until we ratted her out and gotten the suspension.
>>28888411>> Black Forest Peak Women’s CollegeOh boy.
>>28888411> Black Forest Peak Women’s CollegeI kinda want Shiho as an instructor. >>28888482Russels doesn't exist and Oarai is already world famous.
>>28888482Inb4 with is a year before or the year of the series.
>>28888411> Black Forest Peak Women’s CollegeMaho should've graduated by now right? I forgot whether Erika is her underclassman in the series, which if true means she's probably in charge now.
>>28888485It didn't stop her, she talked about it afterwards. And unless someone announces who it was, which is a possibility I will grant, not everyone is going to know who set off the alarm.
>>28888422>>28888485Not to mention we're trying to set an example by being different from her. Taking money from other clubs, is something she wil ldo
>>28888508>I kinda want Shiho as an instructor.>She allows one of your crews to drown to death just to win a game.hahahahaNO!
>>28888557Yes I'm sure offering young virgins to the tank gods is part of the standard tactical arsenal of the Nishizumi family.
>>28888411>Saunders High School
>>28888557>>28888579While I will admit that Shiho is a raging bitch for the most part, there is a reason why the Nishizumi school is praised as one of the best.I wouldn't mind someone else who knew the school instead of her though.
>>28888546The entire sophomore dorm got involved, of coarse people will talk and not to mention the naval students know.Even if they didn't announce it, they will talk and we'll probably get another exclusive.
>>28888606Why not Miho?
>>28888606Ami is definitely a student of the school. Other than that though...Maho might have graduated by now. >>28888670I'm sure Miho will take time off to help her opponents.She actually might do that. Kind of unfair though.
>>28888621You're talking like the Newspaper is a regular thing. By the time this Re-call election, which while highly probably since Schteel likes to fuck with us is not certain yet, is started and finished they shouldn't have time for another issue.
>>28888606Because rolling over the enemy with shitloads of Panthers and Tigers takes a lot of skill.Although, admittedly, that could just be a corruption of what the Nishizumi school should be.
> Black Forest Peak Women’s College> INTEL UNLOCKED> BLACK FOREST PEAK WOMEN’S COLLEGE ROSTER> TIGER I (ELITE) x 1> TIGER II (ELITE) x 1> PANTHER AUSF. G (COMP. SPEC.) x 20> JAGDPANZER IV (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> JAGDPANZER IV (V) (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> JAGDPANTHER (COMP. SPEC.) x 15> JAGDTIGER (COMP. SPEC.) x 10> PANZER IV AUSF. H (COMP. SPEC.) x 30> PANZER III AUSF. J (COMP. SPEC) x 30> PANZER III AUSF. G (COMP. SPEC) x 30> STUG III AUSF. G (COMP. SPEC) x 50> STUG IV (COMP. SPEC) x 50> PANZER VIII MAUS (COMP. SPEC) x 1… That’s quite the roster. You whistle as you look through some of their replays as well. Almost all of has to do with striking hard, striking fast. Admittedly, they did lose in the Nationals just a month ago, but it’s definitely easy to believe these girls were at one point the 9 year reigning champions. You start absorbing more of their replay.> + 5 CPYou look over at Nancy and Kitten, who are in the midst of a dogfight with a clan of Warhawks. You laugh a little as Nancy and Kitten look very engrossed into it, and even Lisa looks like she wants the two of them to win.“I got one!” shouts Nancy, watching the enemy Warhawk go down.“Great, kid, don’t get cocky,” says Kitten.> Play> Read Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Other
>>28888687However, we will get another smear campaign or Frendell might do a 'special' addition. Hell she might be supporting the opposing candidate also considering the warning German had given us. (Several from either monologue or Kittain, we still went along and did it.)
>>28888685Yeah, we should talk to Dubois and get Ami's number. >>28888699I'm sure that the school is more complicated than that, granted it does make it much easier. But if we learned from it then I'm sure Schteel would give us some kind of bonus like from the book or the maneuvers we get.
>>28888699My interpretation is that the traditional Nishizumi school requires strict adherence to the battle plan, which happen to involve steamrolling your opponents with heavy panzers.
>>28888729>Read Book (Guderian)While we're on an information absorption roll.
>>28888729> Study a Tankery Team (Walter Christie)
>>28888729>“Great, kid, don’t get cocky,”Hah.>PlayWE MUST GET IN ON THIS
Rolled 33>>28888729Read cooking book
>>28888729They had two Tiger IIs in the show
>>28888699That line up was mean to take on Pravda. Taking that into account, it makes sense why they had so many tanks of that caliber.>>28888729Damn that's a lot of tanks. Speaking of which, shouldn't there be two Tiger 2s? Maybe there's one on the market?
>>28888777I completely forgot.
>>28888729> + 5 CPWOOT! more CP!shit. we should learn more about the other teams.check into saunders
>>28888729>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Pravda>>28888737Oh I'm sure she will be. It's just a little frustrating especially since we can't do anything.
>>28888789We won;'t be able to afford due to PershingAlso Tiger II is not a good tank
>>28888822We could have lessen the amount of ammo, she had on us but instead we gave her moreAlso if the Junior council president squeals or if they find out, we're screwed
>>28888792You gonna Retcon it, or just say one of the Tiger IIs were damaged
>>28888863> TIGER II (COMP. SPEC.) x 10.retconned.
>>28888729>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)Walter Chirstie
Why are we studying Walter Christie? I thought we had all the intel on them
>>28888853Please let me know how we could have lessened the amount of ammo Frendendhall or however the fuck we spell her name, has on us besides the cooking. Because her entire reason for this is, as far as I can remember, "LOL You didn't back down to being a massive bitch so I'm going to throw around my daddies power and money so I can fuck with you."Which means she'll likely do anything she wants, up to and including just making shit up.
>>28888926No, not all of them, we're getting bits and pieces so far and each new revelation is more confusing then the lastI won't be surprised is they have a mark 1 tank
>>28888926We still don't know all their tanks.Also, their lineup is so crazy, I'd do it anyway just for giggles.
>>28888887...That's not fucking fair.
>>28888950True, but what is the point of giving her more?If she has something on a actual factual basis, it will give her some standing. If she just blows smoke we can debunk it.
>>28888729> Talk to Someone (Audie Murphy)"I got a Senior President with a lot of hate trying to smear campaign me in the newspapers. How do you deal with this?"
>>28888950Added to that: Rankin's not actually a bad person. We met her. She seems nice.We might not be getting fucked over by losing the election.
>>28889022true, but we will lose any say or power in terms of budgeting and other stuff. Rankin may be nice but she could very well be pushed around by the Senior class president
>>28889011ummm, as much as I hate that gary stu, he may be able to help us with this situation
> Study a Tankery Team (Walter Christie Tech)You continue on the hunt for the Tankery Classic part of Walter Christie Tech’s line up. You continue running through their unlimited line up, seeing if maybe you can catch a glimpse of something anything to perhaps enlighten you. You at least glean through a few of their Unlimited Matches. That at least gives you some idea of how they operate. Which really doesn’t say a lot considering it’s Unlimited Tankery.> + 5 CPThen you see it.What in the hell is that thing?Lisa looks over. “Ah, that looks a Schofield Tank.”> INTEL UNLOCKED> J. WALTER CHRISTIE POLYTECHNICAL INSTITUTE ROSTER> CHURCHILL MARK IV AVRE (ELITE)> PANZER IV KUGELBLITZ (COMP. SPEC)> SU-14-2 (COMP. SPEC)> M3 LEE CANAL DEFENSE LIGHT (COMP. SPEC)> MATILDA II HEDGEHOG (COMP. SPEC)> SCHOFIELD TANK (COMP. SPEC)“Why does it have wheels?” you ask.Lisa looks at you like you’re stupid. “Why shouldn’t it have wheels?”“Haha,” you say dryly. “Very funny.”Lisa says, “Speaking of which, Boss. We move out Friday to the Tank Meet. There we’ll get our brackets picked. Think we might get lucky on our first opponent?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28889058But she might come over to our side if she gets elected and finds out that the school will close if we don't win and Fredendall has been working to fuck us over to prevent us from doing so.
>>28889006If the strongest fact she has is that we accidentally set a fire, then I think we're good. I personally don't see any embezzling, but I'm not an expert. The team aspect, well that's mostly crap especially since we've had what, two months of training and our line-up is comparatively shit?>>28889022I'm not giving up the election yet.
>>28889118>> PoliteAnything can happen.
>>28889118> PoliteWe'll see.
>>28889118> Boasthope for the best
>>28889118> PoliteAnzio please.
>>28889118>PoliteJesus, next thing we know Walter Christie is going to start throwing Bob Semples at us.
>>28889206I don't want the first tourney match to be episode skipped.
>>28889270Speaking of, have they released the Anzio OVA yet?
>>28889131We took money from betty who took money from the parades and proms
> Polite“Well, Lisa, I’ll be honest with you. Anything and everything can happen. If you’re hoping for it, maybe we’ll get lucky yes and get paired with a shit team.” You snap your fingers. “For now though, we oughta get cozy and start studying. Like you said, we move out Friday, stay at a five-star hotel or something, then meet our opponents.”Lisa nods. “Alright, fair point.”Nancy pumps her fist. “YES! He’s burning! That’s another kill!”“Yeah, that puts you one behind me, Nancy,” says Kitten, smirking.Nancy says, “Oh, must you trample on my victories! I have ten kills! I’m practically an ace by now!”You close up the laptop and sit in between them. “I see you’re doing well for yourself, Nancy.”“Oh, I do absolutely fine when it comes to Crimson Skies, President.” She turns her Devastator into a horizontal barrel roll, trying to outfly an incoming Bloodhawk. “Just gotta…” It flies right into her sights, then Nancy fires a rocket, knocking it clean out of the sky. “Scratch another! Yes!”Kitten looks over at you, handing you a controller. “Want to play next round?”You nod, grinning. “You know it.”> END DAY
>>28889346Whoo, managed to power through today. Will return on Friday hopefully as scheduled at the usual 3 PM EST.Follow me at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19Catch you next time.
>>28889376Added to Schteel finishing up, I'm running GuP: Sherbrooke Girls High Quest from tomorrow at 11pm GMT and then every day we don't LGA from then on outIt'll be same universe and everything, and if you want a weekday tank fix it really is the way to go
>>28889332If anything, that shouldn't be embezzling because that's their money and they can do with it what they want.
>>28889397Crap, forgot my trip
>>28889397I'll be awaiting your quest start.>>28889376Good job running today, Schteel.
>>28889376Thanks heaps boss, same time next week?
>>28889409Since when has the truth, decency, or just trying to not be a bitch been anything related to Fredendall?I still say the school's only closing after this year because she asked daddy to wait for her to graduate before he defunded it.
>>28889318I got no word on it yet, but I'm waiting in anticipation.>>28889376Thanks for running Schteel.I have been working on some portrait images of the Sherman crew minus Lisa, since I've no idea what look to go for her. Also, gonna revise Ramirez first after that description in the barbershop visit.Might put it up by next thread to see if they'd fit your specifications based on looks.
>>28889478Seeing as how I agree with that statement in its entirety, I'm pretty sure we've discussed it as far as we can.
>>28889397I'm glad that your doing this but I hope you won't input romance in this>>28889409They took it from other clubs and gave it to us.we're accomplishes.
>>28889614The way the school-ship apparently works is:A. If you're a student council president you can do more or less whatever the fuck you want with the budget.B. There is no B.Senior class Bitch does it all the time, she can't blame us. Well she can, but it's a bunch of bullshit.
>>28889730But's its also a matter of image, we know she does it and we did it ourselves