"My Chiaki. My Sempai."These were the words that you last heard before you yourself fell asleep, in the embrace of your own Callidus - a Callidus too drunk to realize what she was saying, and too asleep to withdraw it in a nervous, stuttering denial.You didn't mind. You'd long accepted the fact that she did have feelings for you, even though you weren't at all sure how real they were - if they were only just based on some imaginary version of you. A version who never drank and simply brooded; who could always shut down any argument with a glare and a glib, cutting reply; who was perfect in every cold, chilling way, and was taller and less noodlier besides. An ideal version of you. A version that you'll never live up to no matter how hard you tried.Except for the complete and total bitch part. You'd like to think you'd never be that kind of person, no matter how low you got.
>>28854341And you'll admit it, half of you wanted her to realize that you were nothing like she fantasized. That the ugly, rank truth would penetrate the pink haze of whatever shoujo nonsense filled her mind and allow her to finally come to her senses, to see you as who you really were. Someone generally unlikeable, unreliable, and absolutely unworthy of her affection - much less an iota of her sympathy or attention. Someone who would, in all probability, get her killed. But no. Even after everything you've put her through, she'd stood by you, every step of the way. Even when you yourself had attacked her, nearly murdered her in a fever of gold and bloodlust. Even when the very demons haunting you came after her, blood frothing from their mouthfuls of teeth, staining their pink dresses crimson.Half of you wanted her gone. The other half of you wanted her to stay and never leave.Even if the rest of you knew full well that her staying with you would put her in much more danger than you could ever protect her from.[1/2]
>>28854346You are a Magical Girl, and it's with a cold start that you wake up. You open your eyes, for what feels like the first time in a very long while. The sunlight, harsh despite the curtains shielding you, streams from your bedroom window - stinging enough that you close your eyes in reflex and turn away.Your body - unused to sleeping for so long, so deeply, and on something so strange and unfamiliar as a bed - is aching and painful, but not terribly so. There's a bit of pain moving this and that, and you think it'll be a while still before you can walk and stand without wincing, but overall you feel...well, rested. You probably wouldn't be this achey if you'd slept in your usual way, but you could've also woken up worse.You manage to open your eyes now - and, still squinting as you fumble for your glasses, you realize that you're alone on the bed. Hanegawa Midori is gone. Vanished.A rumpled bedspread and a pitted pillow the only trace of the girl that had cuddled you to her chest until you fell asleep in her grasp.How do you react?Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.Call out her name.Transform, draw a weapon. Search the house.
Perfect time to just check on catalog to see whats up.
>>28854356>[X]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.
>>28854356>Call out her name.
>>28854356>[X]Call out her name.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart>>28854356>[X]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.
>>28854356[x]Call out her name.
>>28854356>[x]Call out her name.iyaaaaahn~!
>>28854356>[x]Transform, draw a weapon. Search the house.It's an attack NECO has compromised security and the killsquads have come.
>>28854356>[X]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.>[X]Call out her name.either of these is fine.
>>28854356>[x]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.Do we smell food?
>>28854375>>http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/FanartWiki is undergoing some temporary downtime while it receives some upgrades. We should be back online in a few days!
>>28854356>[x]Call out her name.OHHH MIDORIIICOME BACK TO BED
>>28854356[X] Keep Ccalm, search for our now missing green Bedwarmer
>>28854356Check for sounds or smells of someone cooking breakfast. Attempt to forage for cigarettes.
>>28854356>[X]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.It'll be fine. We're talking a couple of minutes window between falling asleep and Kyoko getting back, right?What could possibl....[X]Transform, draw a weapon. Search the house.
[x]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation. Transform, draw a weapon. Search the house.Thing have been going too well. Full alert, remember all your training.
[x]Call out her name.
>>28854356>[X]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.>[X]Realize that we're being silly, and that her soul gem is attuned to ours, and we can just pinpoint where she is at any moment. Do so.>[X]If she's still in the house or its general area, call out her name. Otherwise, put on our business face.
>>28854417>[x]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation. Transform, draw a weapon. Search the house.Actually, I'll switch to this. Midori is quite likely preparing breakfast, but this is the more Chiaki-esque reaction. Also funnier
>>28854356[X] call out her name.
A bit of mood musichttp://www.yourtube.com/watch?v=kVJix0Ip_9Q>>28854427We are bad at this "relaxing" thing that we've heard so much about.
>[x}Roll over onto Midori's half of the bedShe's probably using Callidus magic to make herself invisible out of embarrassment. Let's disrupt it.
Protip: Pinky is perfectly child-friendly and a great person in general. The issue is that she fucking hates Chiaki and wants her dead and she's willing to do anything to achieve that, no questions asked.If Chiaki wouldn't exist the Cult with all it's murdering would never have formed. You could have prevented this.
>>28854356>[x]Keep calm. Keep quiet. Assess the situation.
>>28854356[x]Transform, draw a weapon. Search the house, slice pie from room to room.It may be unreasonable, but we just woke up, a time when reason is completely foreign
So, uh, how many people follow NECO's chirpee? Just wondering how much shit is going to hit the fan.
>>28854356Sempai, please notice me before I finish bleeding out......Please...
>>28854459It's been silent since we had Kyoko abduct her, as it should be.
>>28854446>she fucking hates Chiaki and wants her deadNo. No she doesn't. At least, not immediately.Inflicting eternal pain and torment is entirely more Pinky's style.If she simply wanted us dead, she's had ample opportunity, and will doubtless have many many more.
>>28854459She has more than most QMs.. 105 followers as of now.
>>28854459I don't know if it's true, but I like the idea that it's the same number of people that follow NECO's real twitter account.
Remember how we tried really hard not to ruin everything?>Full tactical mode in the morningWe failed. We are going to end up shooting Kyoko as she walks out of the bathroom or something.
>>28854459im sure everybody important follows it, Wendy, Mami, Iori, Kyuney, our 9th offficio fangirls, Everybody we meet today is probably going to know about 'the kiss' ,
>>28854459Depends on whether her filthy assistant picks up the slack or says "fuck this" and goes back to sleep.
>>28854527>KyuneyThat sounds awfully cute
>>28854341>>28854346>>28854356What's with Mami's decorating taste? Strange.
>>28854554dan kim plspls i need that heart
>>28854554That is strange. HNNNGH
>>28854468>wake up>come to thread>see thisI'm scared...
>>28854536This has to be an occupational hazard for the cat. She has contacts, and filthy assistant will have been calling them already on her behalf, I'm sure.I really want to know what strings she's going to be pulling at. I'm betting we're going to be having words with Koobs when we get back.Most everyone else in the management infrastructure will know know that the fact she's in a silent room rather than a shallow grave will mean she's probably not going to die.
>>28854527speaking of, assuming she's just cooking breakfast or something rather than bleeding out, I vote for relentless teasing of Midori, claiming we did all kinds of lewd and sordid things to her while she was unconscious.
>>28854527Were we seriously relying on Kyoko's discretion to keep this date under wraps? There's no way this was going to stay a secret, regardless of NECO's meddling.
>>28854579>Most everyone else in the management infrastructure will know know that the fact she's in a silent room rather than a shallow grave will mean she's probably not going to die.Except, you know, keeping her warm for the moment and then allowing her to leave with three limbs separated at the hp/shoulder.
>>28854600we kind already compared sizes back in siberia.
>>28854611lewder and more sordid.Indeed, the story gets increasingly more lewd and sordid every time we tell it until she twigs that we might be joking.It might be a while, Murderface is REALLY good at the deadpan thing.
>>28854600I think the reverse would be better. Say she pounced us and did unthinkable thing on the bearskin rug, didn't even have a chance to resist.
>>28854627Oh this is perfect.
>>28854627This pleaseIt is cruel, unusual and exactly what Chiaki would say
>>28854627"I'm ruined for marriage now. Take responsibility, Midori."
>>28854627>implying we'd even resist.Oh, come on. That's not even believable.
>>28854661>"I'm ruined for marriage now. Please take care of me, Midori"
>>28854364Before panic - reasonable, everyday panic, strictly not induced by paranoia at all - could grasp you, you force yourself to rmain calm. Willing down the compulsion to jump out of bed, transform, and search the entire cottage room to room.Calm down. Nothing's wrong, you tell yourself as you slowly sit up on bed. She probably just woke up first and...went off somewhere. There's no need to panic--It's here, then, that you catch a whiff something in the air. Just a hint of it, but all the same, clear and significant, setting itself apart from the smell of wood and pine floating from the forest outside.Something familiar. Something pleasant and inviting.Pancakes. Someone's making pancakes.You could also hear voices outside. ...Kumatora and Kyoko training, from how the former is audibly pleading for the former to 'cut it out, I tapped already, uncle, uncle, no please don't set me on fire'....If those two were comfortable enough with the situation that they're actually sparring, then things are okay. It's okay. Midori's okay.You glance down at the spot on the bed where she'd been sleeping, and place your hand on it. Still warm. Not all that much, but definitely some left.Heh. Strange. You seem to be finding yourself sharing beds with other people more often. Well, twice for Midori, anyway. And once, during a dream, where you woke up groping a brown-haired girl who looked like she needed much more sleep than you ever did.You shake your head at this. It's...no. Later. It's too early to think about that. Too early to think about her.Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office, check up on NECO.
>>28854661i want this.
>>28854679>[X] Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office, check up on NECO.Not going to have time for this once we go find Midori.
>>28854679[x]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.
>>28854679>[x]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.If we find her, hug her and dont let go. Even if she says to stop. Especially if she says to stopOffice takes a back seat. Midori Day
>>28854679>[x]Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office, check up on NECO.When Midori brings pancakes, drag the blanket up to our chin and look at her with wide eyes for implications.
>>28854679>Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.
>>28854679>[X]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.
>>28854679[x]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.Fuck the office, if there was a problem we'd know.
>>28854679>[X]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.If works needs us, it will call.It proved that last night.
>>28854679>[X]Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office, check up on NECO.Tell Sayaka to handle it and that we're extremely disappointed in NECO.
>>28854679[X] Pull out our phone. Check messages/chirpee.
>>28854679[X]call kyoko, ask what happened to the leftoversshe'd be pissed if we wasted food, regardless of reasons
>>28854679>[x]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.We already had to cut the evening short, let's enjoy the morning in peace before we start work again and risk ruining our mood by hearing things we don't like.
>>28854679>[X]Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office to order the execution of NECO.
We need to grab smoke and tell her that now she is probably ruined for marriage Just like in MMxMM and watch her reaction.
>>28854679>[x]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.
>>28854712[X] check the diary app, on the off chance we can pump it for information on IZUMI.failing that, maybe REMOV has something.
>>28854703>When Midori brings pancakes, drag the blanket up to our chin and look at her with wide eyes for implications.>"You're not going to ravage me again like you did last night, are you?"
>>28854679>[x]Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office, check up on NECOAnd prepare for the 'You ravaged me' tease.
>[x]Look for Midori. She's probably in the kitchen.We give her a hug from behind.She's probably in a hadaka apron. We hug her anyway.
>>28854734>"You're not going to ravage me again like you did last night, are you?"technically true for a certain value of true where it involves heart pains, >>28854554 so, the best kind of true.
>>28854679[X]Look for Midori, if we see Kypukp remind her that Mami looks unfavourably upon people committing arson upon her property
>>28854734Do we still have any of those blue roses left in our inventory from when we got back from Siberia? Do perishables stay fresh in there?
>>28854734Ravish.Ravaging is something else entirely.
>>28854679Our. Soul. Gems. Are. Attuned.Just make sure she's in the kitchen wirelessly or something, and if she is,>[X]Stay in bed for a bit longer. Call the office, check up on NECO. and ultimately try not to ruin her doubtless much anticipated surprise-senpai-with-pancake-breakfast-in-bed plan.
>>28854761We'll imply she did both.
>>28854661Oh god yes the spagetti
>>28854761magical girl sex can stray pretty far into ravaging on account of the whole "magical regeneration" thing.
>>28854761I know what I typed.
>>28854761She came in like a wrecking ball.
>>28854800That's some pervy shit. I like it.
I wish to see Midori skullfuck Chiaki with a rolled-up pancake.
>>28854679>>28854839I want to see this too.
>>28854839But Midori might lose some fingers!Kinky
>>28854839That is highly specific.
>>28854679Hey Decu, does Chiaki still smoke? Maybe update the title pic without the cig while wearing some bangles?
>>28854862She does. We have tried to quit, but things like getting impaledx3 and idols made us fall back.
>>28854862She smokes in spirit, dammit.
>>28854862No. It needs a rolled up pancake with some butter at the end replacing the cig.
>>28854862She does - Midori's just been keen on making her cut down a bit.I seem to recall we have a case in the shield inventory we technically can't access right now without transforming.>>28854839Well, she could certainly do with a few more scenes reminding us that she is a secret badass.
>>28854880If you can roll it up, it is not a proper pancake, goddamn it. It is a CREPE.
>>28854891Crepe are thin eurotrash membrane if socialism.Pancake thick delicious fortress of syrupy FREEDOM.
>>28854891Have it hang out like a piece of toast then.
>>28854891Crepe's are superior anyway. Besides, they're a type of pancake, and plenty of countries call crepes or their own variation on them 'pancakes'.
>>28854891Good point.Go with >>28854911 then, and have butter and/or syrup dripping off of it.
>>28854839Your wish is my command.
>>28854932>Crepe's are superior anyway.Them's fightin words.
>>28854891Crepes are the real high grade stuff. Fuck them lttle pancakes. Fill the crepe with some cheese and honey and roll it. Hmm...
>>28854956Fill it with pancakes.
>>28854902>Pancakes>FREEDOM>not being Greek and representing pedastery more than anything due to varying sizes
>>28854976Fill it with smaller Crepes
>>28854953eating pancakes so lewdly.
>>28854953I like your soft and gentle take on anon's idea.
Crepes just have so many amazing options for filling. Cheese and honey as mentioned, bacon is great, home-made blueberry jam is fucking amazing on them...
>>28855002Crepes are great with all sorts of fillings but it just doesn't have the thick flufliness of a good pancake. I like both.
>>28855002Strained yogurt and blueberry jam. You'll feel like you have heavens in your mouth.
>>28855002Cream cheese and smoked salmon. Maybe a bit of fresh onion too.
>>28855011You.I like youWe must get together to enjoy both great options sometime
/ck/ - Chiaki
>>28855042Chiaki has OPINIONS about pancakes, anon.
>>28855002You can do most of those things with pancakes, too. Just put it on top instead of filling. Or put savory stuff on while the dough is still liquid in the pan. Been doing that my whole life.That said I like crêpe, too. Pancakes are simply easier to make myself.
>>28854700 >>28854704 >>28854705 >>28854696No, it's too early to think about HER, either. NECO can wait for a bit longer in the Silent Room you've had her thrown into last night, after she all but ruined your date with Midori. A date that had been going well enough, despite all your inadvertent attempts to ruin it yourself.You lever yourself off the bed and stumble into the bathroom, relieving yourself, as well as cleaning yourself up as reasonably as anyone could expect you to at this ungodly time of day. You stumble out a moment later, with your face washed and your mouth rinsed, and it's here that you begin your search for the green-haired Callidus that you were supposed to have woken up with.Predictably, you find her in the kitchen part of the cottage, cooking the lone breakfast item that you were very comfortable replacing any other meal of the day with. You didn't even need to follow the scent of cooking pancakes, although you did, sniffing the air every step of the way. ...She's humming a tune as she's cooking, swaying her hips gently from side to side. The pink apron worn over her emerald pajamas cinching the loose silk fabric to her waist, showing off the silhouette underneath. Watching her flip a pancake onto an ever-increasing pile on a plate beside the stove - it's here that you realize that Midori hasn't noticed your presence yet. Giving you the element of surprise.How do you greet Midori?A hug from behind.A friendly slap on the bottom.Tell her good morning.
>>28855160[x]A lewd slap on the bottom
>>28855160>[x]A hug from behind.followed by>[x]A lewd slap on the bottom.
>>28855160>[x]A lewd slap on the bottom.The only correct option considering our..tastes.
>>28855160>[X]A hug from behind.
>>28855160[ x ]A hug from behind.[ x ]Tell her good morning.Hug her, get close to her ear, and tell her good morning.
>>28855160>[X]Tell her good morning.We're gonna struggle with the teasing, otherwise.
>>28855160Each of these things could go wrong, but oh so right.>[X]A hug from behind.then>[X]Tell her good morning.
>>28855160>[x]Tell her good morningCoyly.
>>28855160[X] waitI would say hug from behind but she is so soft we might just fall back asleep
>>28855160A hug+neck-nuzzle from behind.W-we're tall enough for that, right?
>>28855160[x] Nibble her neck from behind.
>>28855160>[X]A lewd slap on the bottom.How could I not pick it?
>>28855160>[X]Tell her good morning.followed by.>[X]A hug from behind.surprising someone while they are cooking isn't the best idea.
>>28855184Not reallyIt might be more a top of the shoulder nuzzle
>>28855179Nah, we can do hug and play it off as being swept off our feet last night,
>>28855160>[x]A hug from behind.>[x]Tell her good morning.
>>28855160[x]Tell her good morning.
>>28855186because if we don't do the whole "timid" thing, it's going to look very suss when we tell her she ravaged us.
>>28855160All dem pancakes. This could become a problem.
>>28855160Observe swaying. Appreciate the view.
>>28855160[x]A hug from behind.
>>28855194We can go up on our toes, surely...
It is gonna suck when Madoka rips her apart in front of us.
>>28855205But Midori can just make her own. Unless Mami runs that sight, Midori's are better anyway.
>>28855205I admit I loled. Food porn is a thing after all XD
>>28855224... are you from 2007 or are you just shitposting?
>>28855212That is on our toes
>>28855160>[X]A friendly slap on the bottom.
>>28855219True. Faust only said that she'd fight fair during the competition; she never said that she'd let the winner live if it's not her.
>>28855160>[x]A hug from behind.bury face in her back and do not detatch
>>28855160>[x]A hug from behind>which, thanks to our relative heights, puts our hands right on her titsNo need for lewd ass-groping, not as the opening shot of this War on Chastity.
>>28855220IIRC Mami's pancakes are canonically better.But it's an impressively close run thing.No-one else's can even compare.
>>28855246We'll win this war, anon. Whatever it takes.>"We'll fight them on the breasts, and on the ass-cheeks, and..."
>>28855160>[X] A hug from behindShe made pancakes. There is no resolve strong enough to resist the urge to nuzzle.
>>28855160>A friendly slap on the bottomTraditional greeting. Will also get Midori red in the face.
>>28855264I dunno. The urge to Noir is pretty strong:>>28855206
>>28855160MIDORINMIDORIN NEVER LEAVE MEUR MY PANCAKE ANGEL
>>28855238I dunno. Pinky did say that she wanted Chiaki to suffer by seeing herself become a monster that even she wouldn't recognize. It's to be expected that Pinky would be mad at this turn of events, but it'd be even more frightening if she was perfectly OK with this development.
>>28855360That's it. That's what needs to happen next.Dammit, Chiaki really needs the trenchcoat and fedora, fedorafags be damned.
>>28855349Well yeah to go any worse than we were we need building back up to be knocked further down to witchable level
>>28855333Midori's imagination running wild.
>>28855160>[x]A lewd slap on the bottom
>>28855333Your style reminds me of ShindoL.
>an apronAnd what else? This is important.Also, have you guys realized this is too good to be true? We're in an illusion.
>>28855599>>28855333The pink apron worn over her emerald pajamas cinching the loose silk fabric to her waist, showing off the silhouette underneath. To be honest I'm more curious as to what we chose to wear. There's no mention of a transformation, so it's probably either the jimjams or the date clothes.
>ITT: I can't believe my noir can be this DAWWW!I pity the fool who fucked off halfway through the last thread claiming the date is ruined, because This. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever!Also kudos to Dan for drawings.
>>28855637>I pity the fool who fucked off halfway through the last threadI doubt he did.
should i start reading this from the beginningis it cool
>>28855668Welcome to MGNQ.png
>>28855674It has it's moments.
>>28855674Did you like Madoka Magica?If yes, read from the start, but prepared for it is long as hell.
>>28855674yes.also yes in the spoiler
>>28855674yes. it will take you the better part of the week to do it though as there are 150+ threads.
>>28855674What do you think? Come back when you've caught up.
>>28855674I would say yes. I haven't read or watched any of the anime/manga that this is based off of, and I'm having a blast.But I like the quest, so I am a bit biased towards it.
>>28855674Yes, totally.No, cool is understatement.
>>28855599 we are in Midori's barrier, she witched out due to embarrassment
>>28855674why can't i hold all these replies.jpg
>>28855668>>28855679You must be at least this paranoid to enter.
>>28855674Probably the worst place to make that question. Would you go to a fanclub and ask them if their football team is any good?
>>28855696Why haven't you watched it Anon? It's a wonderful show.
>>28855679>>28855700>>28855711I really need to get around to working up the clean lineart and colours for that at some point.
>>28855668Life being good doesn't necissarily indicate an illusion.Find some evidence, anon. Something that doesn't fit. Something that seems wrong. Something that seems like it doesn't belong.All that's wrong with this picture is absolutely nothing.
>>28855715You could do worse, like going into /a/ and asking why people ship Homu with Meduka/Sallaka/Mumi/Kayak/Madoka's little brother when they could choose the obviously superior Midorin
>>28855706>implying Midori's barrier wouldn't be MMXMM
>>28855599>>28855668>>28855679>>28855700>>28855737It's good to be on a quest were I'm not the most paranoid one around!>>28855674It's allot to read but its worth it anon>>28854468call me cruel but being attacked right now with Midori injure would be ate lest interesting dood
>>28855725>absolutely nothingBecause we haven't searched deep enough yet, or Chiaki is still too sleepy to realize.First warning lights will be Midori's reaction to whatever we'll do to her. Hope it's not the butt slap, Midori is for tender loving, not lewds. Pinky is for lewds.
>>28855732Forgot the megane.
>>28855725>Find some evidence, anon. Something that doesn't fit. Something that seems wrong. Something that seems like it doesn't belong.I know that's the normal indication that you're in a Callidus illusion, but I don't think there was any indication we were in an illusion when Midori used her's against us, until Pinky called us to tell us we were in an illusion.
>>28855735>implying that isn't what we are about tonatep outside into
Fuck guys. Fuck.What if we're not in Midoris illusion?What if we're in Wendys?
>>28855753Can't go wrong with glasses.
>>28855767I don't have enough pictures of anime girls vomiting to reply to this.
>>28855767She doesn't know about our relationship with Midori. I don't even know if she knows Midori's actual name,
>>28855767I fucking told you noobs to slap that ass.
>>28855799Plenty of time for that when the pajamas come off, anon
>>28855176 >>28855177 >>28855180 >>28855198She's cooking breakfast for you. She's cooking breakfast pancakes for you.After everything she's done for you, she's actually--You couldn't help it. You wanted to admire her view from behind a bit more - the cute swing of her hips certainly mesmerizing to watch - but you couldn't resist walking up and gently, carefully, wrapping your arms around her. Hugging her close, relishing her body heat, and secretly enjoying the way she gasped in surprise when you did so.You press your face against her hair, against the back of her neck, and breathe deep.It's a different scent. Different than what you're used to, different than what you usually associate with the one who makes you pancakes...but it's a nice scent. Something you can easily get used to, you think.Mornings like these...they can make you forget that you're in a world where horrible shit is about to happen, and it's all your fault somehow.You mumble the proper greeting into her ear, and she lets out another gasp."S-Sempai...!" She barely just manages to speak, here, the frying pan and spatula in her hands shaking ever so slightly, before being carefully replaced on the stove. There's a click as the stove is shut off, and it's here that you hear her - and feel - take a couple of slow, deep breaths. As if trying to compose herself enough to talk. "Um, you...you too..."You too? What kind of greeting is that?"Eh? A-ah, oh...I meant, g-good morning, too, sempai." You look over her shoulder and see that Midori seems to be flailing just a bit with her hands, first wringing them together, then resting them on the edge of the counter where the stove was resting, before wringing them again. As if flustered to the point that she couldn't exactly settle down, nor find out just what to do with her hands. It's an amusing display, one that you watch in silence, before she finally places her hands on top of yours, feather-light and slightly shaky.[1/2]
>>28854679>things are okay. It's okay. Midori's okay.I have read too much Magia to know things are NOT okay from lines like this.
>>28855808...Man. You're not sure if you're just slow, noticing it only now, but Midori can be cute when she's flustered."Did...did sempai sleep alright...?" She turns slightly to smile at you from the corner of her vision. "I wanted to, um, surprise you with breakfast in bed, but..." The green-haired Callidus gestures to the plate beside the stove, where a decently-tall stack of pancakes were gently steaming in the cool air. She lets out an awkward giggle, letting the sentence hang in the silence between you.How do you respond?
>>28855808>As if trying to compose herself enough to talk. "Um, you...you too..."Top lel.
>>28855792>implying this isn't just all about to go horrible and it's not just our own fucked up brain rebelling against our own happiness.Our brain has taken bad to not being surrounded by horribleness 24-7
>>28855825>"You wouldn't let me sleep."In the most deadpan tone.
>>28855825>[x] grunt something in her neck, slap that ass and devour those pancakes
>>28855825[x] "That's fine. We can have breakfast out here."
>>28855825It is time to engage plan MAXIMUM OVERFLUSTER: >>28854627 >>28854661
>>28855825[X] after last night I think you showed me enough ways to have breakfast without either of us leaving the bed
>>28855767I doubt that our evil ex would an illusion were Midori make us pancakes>>28855825remind her that is Chiaki not sempai
>>28855825>[x] "Thanks. For everything."
>>28855825[x] "As if I could sleep after last night~"Operation: Tease is a go.
>>28855825[x] "Best sleep ever. But I don't really take well to being surprised in bed. Did you sleep well too? What is my name?"
>>28855857>>28855841Considering nothing happened and Chiaki didn't even realize what she was saying that made Midori think it was fucktime, I think your suggestions are highly inappropriate.
>>28855825[x] "Didn't I tell you to call me by name?"
>>28855792>She doesn't know about our relationship with Midori. I don't even know if she knows Midori's actual name,Pretty sure she does now. Thanks, NECO.
>>28855825[x] "If you'd prefer, I could go wait for you to surprise me in bed."
>>28855880That is our intent, we want to make her more flustered because she can't remember what happened
>>28855825This >>28855872 and >>28855883
>>28855856[X] yep: This."you... you mean you don't remember?!??"If there's any illusion here, this should totally break it.
>>28855825[x] The bed just isn't the same without you in it.
>>28855825[X] "Didn't think I could sleep like that, it smells nice."
>>28855879>in bed> Implying we normally use a bed.apparently we take bad to beds, too.
>>28855901And I don't think it's something Chiaki would say
>>28855923well, the original plan was to make ourselves out to be the sexual aggressor, and see how long it took Midori to twig to the fact that we were lying..
>>28855825"Here or in bed or anywhere is fine."..."I just realized how awkward that sounded..."
If this is an illusion, it's a good one. Whoever is projecting it knows how Midori gets around us.Unless it's Midori herself projecting it so that we don't PLEASE WAKE UP while she has her way with us.
>>28855923I dunno. She seems to like needling and teasing people. She's teased Kyouko, Sayaka, Mami and Kumatora a lot. It's not precisely something she wouldn't do...
>>28855825[x] "I haven't slept that well in as long as I can remember."
>>28855825She still can.[x] Kiss her cheek and say we'll be waiting in bed for her.
>"You wouldn't let me sleep.">In the most deadpan tone.
>>28855964I rather like this. If we do it though, turn the goddamned phone OFF
>>28855963"Mind you, I can count on two hands the number of times I remember actually sleeping instead of passing out.And I can count on one hand the number of times I remember doing it in an actual bed."
>>28855958We didn't use to.It's a very recent thing, actually.
>>28855986Well, not that recent. I think it actually started with Midori on the plane to Siberia. So there's that.Before that we just used to kind of growl at people and tell them to fuck off.
>>28855964This is a nice option.
>>28855986Well, does giving Sayaka surprise shotgun Kyubeykkake count as teasing? Because that was pretty much our Day #1 as Girl A.
Hey guys with all this coking and Sempai Midori is actually making remember an other character that called her love interest sempai and cooked and all this stuffIf only I could remember her name, I think it starts with an S(sorry for making a bait I just couldn't resist)
>>28856045Midori is the lewdest girlSakura is the lewdest girlI see no problem with this comparison
>>28856045midori was a normal girl coming from a normal family of master ramen makers.Don't you go noir all up on her past now.
>>28856001It started in the second thread with us teasing Kyouko about her girlfriend
>>28856047>voting over - midori>midori
>>28856047>filenameHit your head while bumping around in the trunk of the car, cat?
>>28856081Which, like most teasing we''ve done, didn't turn out so well for us.Was Kyouko being angry with Sayaka explained that time?
>>28856081shortly before we growled at her and told her to fuck off, as I recall.
>>28856088This pic is all sorts of perfect.
>>28856086Murderface's face when she realises that her brain doesn't know how NOT to be violent and paranoid.It is literally a skill that has NEVER been required before.
>>28856088 hope you're saving >POMF =3 for where it wil be fitting the most.
>>28856068good to se that I'm not the only one that see the similarities>>28856047for some unknown reason that made me laugh
>>28856136Not necessarily, we did just wake up, so it makes sense that its not done up yet
>>28856081Which resulted in Kyouko threatening to shank us. And it was a real threat, too.
>>28856173What's a little brutal dismemberment between people who don't totally hate each other?I'm sure we've blown out her kneecaps before, too.
>>28856196Hopefully right after she set us on fire.
>>28856205I'd be inclined to guess just before.It would explain in what way were were "asking for it".
>>28856205Hey, it worked! We got all the distraction we needed.
>>28856105They were fighting over something, that was as far as we ever got>>28856112Actually that was after we growled and told her to fuck off, kyouko being kyouko she ignored it and sat down
>>28856088Needs more glasses.
>>28856088Ten thousand points to you.
>>28856271That reminds me... are we going have a Kyoko MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS or a Chiaki MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS this time around
>>28856291I think How the Green Stole Christmas was being floated as an alternative.
>>28856291 Misaka MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS, with Tiny Pete assisting in acquiring the gifts
>>28856291Midori's costume is green, white and red. Very Christmasy
>>28856291Don't get your hopes up, with how well things have been going we could get stuck with a Kyubey CristmasMAXIMUM OVERTIME
>>28856331Kyubey's Christmas Carol
>>28856301>I think How the Green Stole Christmas was being floated as an alternative.Im hoping for this from Wendy's or maybe Iori's pov
>>28856347... So Kyubey's going to be visited by the spirit of christmas past, present and future?I just don't get it.
>>28856356>I just don't get it.Aw man, you just spoiled the ending.
>>28856356Homu had to try disposing of coobies by stuffing him up the hammerspace at least once or twice...
>>28856088Added some more TLC to this moment.;-;
>>28856406TLC meaning more pancakes than humanly edible?How dis your forays into other quests go BTW?
>>28856406Chiaki looks really lovely in that picture.
>>28856256Megane version. It covers up her little tears, though. : <
>>28856355Seeing their reaction to the relationship during the holidays would be both hilarious and tragic....Tragarious?
>>28856406why danwhy do you do thisheart disease has taken enough lives already
>>28856355>Iori's povI would like that even if it's not going to be who I would prefer>>28856331>>28856356>Kyubey's being visited by the spirit of christmas past, present and futureand that wold be awesome
>>28855841 >>28855856 >>28855857You don't really have an answer to that, considering she didn't let you sleep much last night."E-eh?" Midori freezes in your grasp again. "Did...was I moving too much, or something? I--"You squeeze her just a bit tighter, before murmuring that she needs to take responsibility, now.You realize you're not exactly wife material here, but you're definitely ruined for marriage after what she did."S-sempai!" It's here, then, that Midori whirls around in your grasp, turning to face you - and you blink as the soft, warm back you were nuzzling is swiftly replaced with a soft, warm apron-clad bosom. Her hands coming up to plant themselves firmly on your shoulders, and you blink up to see her flushed, tearful face. "N-no, sempai, t-there must be some kind of mistake! I don't remember all that much from last night, it's all a blur! I can't...I m-mean, I'll happily take responsibility, but I want to remember it this time, and--!!"Whoa, whoa. Okay. You were just joking, there. Nothing....nothing like that happened."Eh?!" Midori's eyes go wide, here. "B-but...t-the pajamas, sempai...! A-and, I remember us, um, kissing, and...and..." Her cheeks reddening as she holds up fingers to her lips. "I...I can't forget that..."Yes. You two kissed. You initiated it. And you enjoyed it, too.But, um. Something happened, and you took her to bed right afterward. Where nothing happened except just sleeping, after the both of you changed into pajamas.Of course you're going to leave out that you changed her into the damn pajamas. That was something out of necessity, dammit."But...I...I thought...so that meant..." Midori seems all but ready to cry, now, as realization dawns - and she buries her face in both hands. "This...this is so embarrassing..."[1/2]
>>28856517It seems that Midori's finally put together what happened.How do you console her?It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.Forget about it. Let's have breakfast.Stay silent, let her recover on her own. Get started on your own breakfast.
>>28856517>this is so embarrassingthe only think embarrassing is how little booze it took to knock you out.What was in that bottle, napalm?
>>28856544>[X]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.Not that we'll take out own advice, but...
>>28856544[X]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.
>>28856517[x]Other"We still have the day~"
>>28856544>[x]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.
>>28856554and where did you get it, because I totally want to try it?
>>28856544[x]it's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.[x]now feed me pancakes[x]aaaaahn~
>>28856544>Chiaki>Telling someone to drink responsibly
>Midori and Chiaki go on a date.>Chiaki more or less sober.>Midori almost blackout drunk.I don't have enough twilight zone pics for this.
>>28856544>[X]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.Give her a kiss! It doesn't even have to be on the lips, just do it!
>>28856544>[X]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time."You really should leave drinking to the professionals."
>>28856544[X]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.Midori wants to take responsibility!
>>28856544[x] "Don't worry, I enjoyed myself just fine. We can make it up another time, hmm?"
>>28856544[x]Forget about it. Just don't try more liquid courage next time. Let's have breakfast.
>>28856544[X] Kiss her
>>28856544>xIt's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.Or drink little enough to not pass out.
>>28856544[x]It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time. It makes you sleepy, which isn't really conducive to dating.
>>28856544[X] its fine I enjoyed our date. Gently lead her to table sit her down, engage in pancake eating.
Shit, we're going to have to remind her about Neco and the picture, aren't we?
>>28856544[X] Comfort crying dame
>>28856544[x] Just hug her and say you had a good time.
>>28856581DO AS I SAYNOT AS I DO
>>28856544[ x ] It's fine. I enjoyed our date. Just try to keep alcohol out of it next time.Add "If someone like me can hold it together without it, i am certain you can."
>>28856544[x]Shake your head[x]"Its fine. For what its worth, I really enjoyed myself yesterday... and am looking forward to our next date, Midori. Ah, but next time lay off the bottle and just be yourself, thats how I like you the most."Carrot and stick approach, it is.
>>28856654If she could do as we do it wouldn't be a problem. Sadly not everyone has our indomitable liver.
>>28856654Verba docent, exempla trahunt.
>>28856544[X] it's fine, I enjoyed our date. Maybe keep out of the alcohol until either further on in the date or when you have built up some kind of resistance because I didn't think it was humanly possible to be such a lightweight.. which was actually kind of cute
>>28856661>If someone like me can hold it together without it>implying we can hold together without itSeriously, it's been like three days since we had a proper drink and you're getting preachy?
>>28856679Murderface hanging out with one of her vindicate colleagues?
>>28856696Three whole days! Look at how much progress we've made!>>28856708I don't think history will vindicate her getting drunk.
>>28856544[X] Grab a fork.[X] Cut a piece of pancake.[X] Touch her on the nose with a fingertip.[X] Feed her pancake.This is the hard part. [XXXXX] Smile NICELY.>advisie contactThat's right.
I wonder if anyone's even filled up a mosin with vodka and drank from it.probably
>>28856696We hold it together during the date, didn't we? And we didn't drink, did we? I am telling her to never drink, just don't during dates, since, you know, she passes out.
>>28856517>>28856544LET THE TRUE BATTLE BEGIN
>>28856517We should tell her that if she wants to "remember it" next time then she shouldn't drink!
>>28856719It should, the shit she has seen would make anyone an alcoholic
>>28856724I am *NOT* telling her to never drink
>>28856544She gave you her sex cabin and this is all you did with it.For shame, anyans.
>>28856731>imply that next time she will WANT to remember it.
>>28856746but...but we're about to have hot pancake action.
>>28856746Nothing compared to what she's going to do to you when she finds out you ruined the date and you're in one of the silent rooms.
>>28856746Even Chiaki isn't crass enough to take advantage of a passed out drunk girl
>>28856746There's still the rest of the day.
>>28856746This is a fine consolation prize, okay? Pancakes almost as good as sex.
>>28856749Did we ever actually get Kharn to teach us how to do the tongue thing properly?
>>28856725Why does it look like a turd?
>>28856725Could Midori/Mami make enough pancakes that Chiaki could not eat them all?
>>28856774As far as I remember she demonstrated something that is only possible with an inhumanly long tongue and possibly non euclidian physiology
>>28856776if your turds look like that you should probably see medical resistance
>>28856779Yes. Chiaki would be devastated. After she gets to the Devil and he points out she died a failure.
>>28856787But everyone has non euclidean physiology. The universe isn't euclidean.
>>28856779all available data suggests no.Especially not when you take the Whisky pancakes into account.
>>28856779She would eat however many were made, even if in the process it exploded her stomach
>>28856788Never seen an anime turd?
>>28856788>you should probably see medical resistance>medical resistance>resistance
>>28856779Never. Chiaki would defy the laws of the universe to eat all those pancakes.
>>28856808I'm kinda curious what kind of anime you're watching.But I don't really want to know.
>>28856851Childrens anime. When I was a child. On TV.
>>28856866>On TVGods above
>>28856746Well, you dont even have a personal pancake-slave, so there is that.
>>28856809It's happened, guys.4chan failed to recognise a Homestar Runner reference.
>>28856887That's what useless assistant is for.>>28856888Oh.OH.
>>28856878But Madokami is nice.
>>28856888It happens, even to those of us who like and remember Homestar Runner as it slowly sinks into the sea of internet memography.
>>28856878Haha. Thank you, Dan.>>28856885I've grown. I don't watch TV anymore.>>28856888A what reference?
>>28856878Oh god I can't breath.
>>28856905You cannot be sewious.
>>28856088Does anyone else see that penis coming out of the frying pan?
>>28856900Her pancakes taste like sweat and pizza boxes that've been piling up for weeks.I don't even know how that works.
>>28856905>A what reference?THE GOOD TIMES ARE OWVER
>>28856941Oh. That would explain why she's useless. You have my pity.
>>28856888Oh no! Someone on 4chan didn't recognise a quote from the most cancerous site on the internet!Quick get the meme rangers!
>>28856941How do you even have internet access at the moment, cat?Is Chiaki gonna have to choke a bitch?
>>28856941That's impressive, have you considered using her food for a distraction while you try to sneak into places?
>>28856979>cancerousI... What? How... What? What is... What? Why are... What? That's just... What?bitch you better defend your opinion like it's your life
>>28856979>he most cancerous site on the internet!What does leddit have to do with anything?>>28856994Yeah. I mean, cancer is continously updating.
>>28856990This is the NECO outside the game board. Like whoa.I GUESS THAT MAKES THIS UMINECO
NECO @MGsAreReal 3mman i hope shes not dead
>>28857018Filthy Assistant has the twooter conn, I guess?You can tell. Neco knows how to use the shift key.
>>28857018Eheheh.. That's probably filthy assistant mourning the loss of her boss.
>>28857015Oh god damn it.
>>28857018BUT CAT WAS REMOVED!
>>28857015Have fun sitting in your closed room for a hundred years.
>>28857008Please, reddit wishes it could grow up to be half as cancerous as them
>NECO @MGsAreReal 5myou wil be missed rip in peace nyanpaiOh. It's lazy assistant.
Have we confirmed NECO's assistant is NOT Noriko?
>>28857099Didn't Noriko get on a plane with Ruri last we saw her?
>>28857099do we care?
>>28857018>>28857092Poor underling is shy to consider the idea that opression upon it's shoulders might have been lifted by some miracle.
> NECO @MGsAreReal 5m>actually i hope shes not locked in a trunk sumwhere she milks that for months when that happnes>NECO @MGsAreReal 2m>she just calls at like 4 am whining about how she keeps wakin up thinkin shes in a trunk its like what do you want from mewAssistant.Lazy Assistant.You're in for shit when your boss gets back.
>>28857133>it's happened beforeYou'd think she would take the hint.
>>28857133someone should probably tell her to delete those chirps and assure her that her boss isn't dead, probably won't die but might wish she did once Mami is done talking to her.
>>28857133Why do i get the fealing that the assistant is ether white/black len or ciel who is down on her money
>NECO @MGsAreReal 1m>im changin the website name if shes dead its all idol porn from now on idol porn is real yeaaaah and ill write about how they smellfilthy assistant has priorities in order/10
>NECO @MGsAreReal 2m>im changin the website name if shes dead>its all idol porn from now on>idol porn is real yeaaaah and ill write about how they smellGuys, I vote we kill NECO.
>>28857178it's under serious consideration
>>28857178>>28857171Clearly a better person than her boss. I vote for leaving NECO alive but making sure she can never again be an investigative journalist. Like, take her eyes away or something like that.
>>28856746This is your fault, you damn cat.
>>28857193Filthy assistant called Midori fat.I'll let that sink in.
>>28857209Midori does have lots of useless meat.
>NECO @MGsAreReal 17s>i could make a living just sellin stuff from ruris trash on the internet>now thats journyalism
>>28857178If we do kill her Midori, Mami and Sayaka at least are going to male our life living hell for itJust take her shit, make her work for us. It will be easier in the long runAlso I doubt filthy assistant actually has the drive to follow through on that, she always seems to be lazy as fuck compared to NECOs hyperactive as fuck stalking
>>28857178I like this filthy assistant.Pics of Makoto from 765 Production please
>>28857171>>28857178>>28857192Use it as extra motivation so she'll see what happens to her site if she doesn't help us with Oriko.
>>28857226What's wrong with Sayaka's faaaaaaaaaaaace
>>28857221I just want the idol porn.
>>28857226the word is, I think, leverage.
>>28857221>If we do kill her Midori, Mami and Sayaka at least are going to male our life living hell for itBull fucking shit, all of them except Midori are hardened murderes with a killscore in the double- or triple-digits. How much of hypocrites would they need to be to give Chiaki shit over anything?
>>28857218yeah, we better do something about it and put that extra meat to a good use
>>28857244shit where are my sides
>>28857242they don't go around killing non magic civilians, Kirika did that.
>>28857244Now I'm tempted to let NECO go just to see what happens.
>>28857244can't breatheyou have done what no car trunk could do before you
>>28856555 >>28856560 >>28856566 >>28856589It's fine, you tell her. You enjoyed the date - all of it, including the chance to actually sleep like a normal person for once. Just that she should try and keep the booze out of it next time."I...I promise I'll never touch it ever again, sempai!" Midori looks up from her hands, red-faced. "I just...I just thought it'd help me relax, and stop...being like this all the time you're around..."You blink at this, before shaking your head. Alcohol's a friend, sure, but not one you'd trust anything to. It's either for drowning sorrows or rounding corners - both situations where being drunk is happily acceptable. You're not all that well-versed in dating, but you're pretty sure being sauced isn't a desired state of being during it."I know that now, sempai," Midori hangs her head. "I'm sorry. I ruined everything, didn't I?"What? You just said you enjoyed last night. Wasn't she listening?"W-well, it's...um...I can't help but think that sempai is just trying to be polite..."...Do you look or seem like the person who would lie just to be polite? Would Murder Mayumi lie to be polite?You lift up Midori's face by her chin, gently, making her look at you. She blinks, here, before reddening again."No..."So, that's settled, then.In any case, you should probably get started on breakfast together, right?"I...I suppose, sempai--"Chiaki. She's forgetting again. You want her to call you Chiaki."Yes. S-sorry, Chiaki-sempai."[1/2]
>>28857235Yeah I doubt that she would actually so it though being lazy as fuck>>28857242Kill scores of actual enemies not annoying civilians who Mami and Sayaka have met and somewhat likeRemember all the shot we got over Kirika? When that was putting down a mad dog?Imagine that times about a thousand
>>28857234it's hilarious is what it is
>>28857267You let out a sigh here, but shake your head. You call for the two idiots still mucking about outside as you take your place on the small four-person dining table in the kitchen. Midori placing your plate of pancakes in front of you, amongst the rest of breakfast food already spread out - bread, eggs, sausages and bacon.Midori is pouring you a tall glass of orange juice when both Kumatora and Kyoko walk in. The former is looking rather miserable, with one of her twintails considerably shortened, the ends singed. Both of them are also sporting bruises here and there, but fading moment by moment.Eversors."Oh, morning, Murderface!" Kyoko cheerfully greets you, while Kumatora smiles and bows, all formality. "Didja sleep okay? It's nicer when you've got someone warm beside you, right?" The one-eyed Eversor guffaws here, with all her disgusting morning person-ness. She looks down at the full dining table and blinks her one good eye. "Wah, such a spread for breakfast! I knew you were gettin' tutored by Mami-chan, Midorin, but not like this!""I-it's really nothing, Miss Kyoko, it's just frying and stuff..." Midori murmurs, but clearly pleased with the praise."That's because Kyoko-SEMPAI's idea of cooking is the sort that only involves a microwave oven," Kumatora cuts in as she takes her own seat. "That, or takeout delivery. Or a can opener.""Yeah, yeah, yuk it up. Maybe I'll tell Sayaka-chan ya forgot yer forms again today, see how you like it!" The red-haired Eversor snaps as she sits down, beside you. "Well, Murderface? Anything fun happen after I called?" She grins at you, eyebrows waggling up and down.How do you respond?
>>28857262>>28857268Uh, hello? Kyouko and Mami both have been sent on Yakuza wiping missions, generally with great enthusiasm. Those were hits, paid massacres with no reason but the cash behind them, not personal agendas when somebody has been persistenty fucking their private life. In this world, whoever messes with magical girls dies messily. This angle of yours is pretty laughable.
>>28857286Wait until she's about to take a bite of something and then say "I F'd her in the A"
>>28857286"There was a stain on the bear rug. You Lied."
>>28857286[x]"I know enough that I'm not supposed to kiss and tell. And did you set Kumatora on fire? Again?"
We should totally ask what was up with the boxes Midori brought over. Still curious about those.
>>28857286[X] Deadpan stare. Take pancake and lick it lewdly.
>>28857286[x] This >>28857311hehehehe
>>28857286>ask if she did anything with leftover spaghetti
>>28857244She has about as much common sense as an average Anon. Gee, I don't wonder everyone around here likes her.Myself included.
>>28857311>>28857312Those two get my vote
>>28857286[X] just eat your damn pancakes, Kyoko
>>28857286"Hmm? Yeah, i had quite a pleasent night... not something i am used to..."
>>28857288Yes, and Sayaka told us emphatically to stay the fuck away from NECO and to not hurt her. Your fucktarded desire to kill NECO is the exact same kind of thinking and actions that got Kirika retired.
>>28857286"I really couldn't say."
>>28857288And yet still actual targets who were legitimately bad peopleNECO has been an annoyance yes but she hasn't made it to killable yet by a loooooooong shot and of we do kill her then it will frck things up for a good while to come
>>28857364>people thinking we're seriously still talking about killing NECO and not just joking about the idol porn.
>>28857311Gotta go with this
>>28857286[X] "I thought I told you not to set anyone on fire? also, the bear rug smelled a little funky."
>>28857286[x]Deadpan[x]"That would be forbidden love."[x]Then pull the smuggest fucking face on earth, so smug in fact, that it would even make an Incubator lose his shit in bling rage.
>>28857373And your next line will be "I was just pretending to be retarded"
>>28857341I'm prefer the original >>28857263you are not the only one anon
>>28857400>bling rageYeah, I can see Eight-ball losing his shit if another Incubator got more bling that him. With a pimped out Roomba with hydraulic jacks.
>>28857286[x] not really
>>28857412I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>28857400this. infact, anything but the bear rug autism.The fucking bear probably didn't see this much of a beating while it was alive.>>28857412Close. My next line is "stop being so fucking retarded."
>>28857400>bling rage.I know it was a typo, but now I'm just imagining incubator krunk rap.
>>28857400yesssssthis so muchthen bring up the stain on the bear rug too
>>28857286this >>28857311and this >>28857400
>>28857400but that would imply we did do it?
>>28857428Are you perpetually drunk?
>>28857400This must be.
>>28857434Fubey called, he said Eightball needs to step up.
>>28857221>>28857178>>28857364>>28857356You guys remember that, aside from the mutant space cat, we're the boss of an entire army of magical girls, right? WE don't do anything. Dealing with nosy assholes is WAY below our pay grade. We couldn't swing Kyubey's corpse around the office without hitting a dozen magical girls who would be better suited for that task.What we really should do is entrust this matter to our trusted subordinates, and then we find out what happens the next morning when the report shows up on our desk.
>>28857400>Bling rageI obviously meant blind rage. And I think it takes a special kind of talent to fuck up at the most important time. I reread this 4 times before posting it and I still didnt see that typo.
>>28857454"Yeah, i had a great time here sheparding drunk, unconcious Midori to bed because you were too busy playing DJ Kyoko to listen to your fucking subordinate when she spotted a major issue with your security arrangements.No, I'm neither as mad nor as bitter about this as I sound."
>>28857286[x] "I do believe that's none of your business, Kyoko.
>>28857501The problem is that NECO has repeatedly stated that she wants to meet with us, and implied that she has info we need--if we do that then she'll either keep bothering us at worse and worse moments or just give up and we possibly lose a lead.Such a pain.
>>28857286Since she seems to be the topic.
>>28857517[X] This because I don't like either the forbidden love joke or the bear rug joke much
>>28857481There is no deed too nefarious, no action too low, no dirty laundry too dirty in order to troll the shit out ot Kyoko Sakura.
>>28857501Yeah, and OUR boss told us to not go interfering where we're not supposed to. So it doesn't matter if we have subordinates, we've been ordered to not mess with NECO.
>>28857543Shoot, too late
>>28857286Don't forget to compliment Midori's pancakes, guys.
>>28857574midori a shit
>>28857574>doki doki>dat kyoukofaicyoure da bess dan
I guess murderface is really snarky first thing in the morning
Next time we're seeing Pinky she will welcome us with a gravestone reading: Here lies Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda She never scored.
>>28857543> I don't like the forbidden love jokeHat-chan.. Hat-chan, some times you just disappoint me..
>>28857534The litmus test for how we handle any situation is "What would Malal have done?" and then we do the opposite.So, via-a-vis NECO, the obvious solution is we don't speak to her. We march into the silent room, gun in hand. We sit down, put the gun on the table. and GLOWER at her without ever saying a word.NECO will talk, because that's what she does. Sooner or later, she's going to say something that'll interest us.She gets 15 minutes of us saying as little as possible. Then she gets the fuck out of our silent room and if she ever pulls anything like this again you will personally move her to the Kill On Sight list, Sayaka and Malal be damned.
>>28857574>dat eyepatch grinShe could be pirate queen I'd follow to the end of the world and beyond~
>>28857534If she wants to pass any info along, I'm sure it'll come out in the debriefing. If we feel it warrants a follow-up, we'll simply abduct her in the dead of night for a meeting on our terms. The last thing we want to do is reward this person for her atrocious behavior by giving her EVERYTHING SHE EVER WANTED.>>28857563There's a big difference between interfering and being interfered with. SHE crashed OUR party, it's not like we sought her out.
>>28857602Eh, it was fun back when we teased Kharn with it, not really in this situation. It's just not as funny now
>>28857621I guess the joke's run its course by now.
>>28857286Damn phone calls interrupting muh MGNQ.Whatever verbal response you choose Decu, we need to remove Midori's chair from the table.She gets a lap.
>>28857610|"What would Malal have done?" and then we do the opposite.Sooo.. we rape Neco?
>>28857574Will cupcake be getting a sister called pancake anytime soon Dan?
>>28857617>it's not like we sought her out.And when NECO was following us around during the Ruri contract, QB said to let her go and do what she wants.That was the exact same situation as now, and that's the answer he gave. So no, you're wrong.
>>28857667>sister called pancakeseven flatter one?
>>28857667Cupcake is like a Cuckoo bird. She would push any competitors out the nest.
>>28857636So rape is the opposite of what exactly?
>>28857680The flattestShe will be so flat that cupcake will make !wga !ilk jokes around her>>28857689Could have been an older sister, could be a younger sister from before she was so... Cupcake
>>28857574Kyoko a cute.
>>28857636wait, what?Are you suggesting that Neco used to rape Malal?
>>28857697What Malal did, everSo really it should become our go toThinking about Malal o wonder what would happen if we tried GREEN as a password?
>>28857727Nothing. Midori was something Malal could not have anticipated. Not unless she's going to give commentary on MMxMM.
>>28857727>Green is the danger!It'd self destruct and take half the officio with it?
>>28857743Malal had crazy future sight.She was also responsible for saving Midori's life.She knew. Just like she ALWAYS fucking knows.
>>28857743She had visions, she didn't anticipateThat's how she knew we would be Chiaki Matsuda after all, no way she predicted that name
>>28857743Malal was not anticipating. Malal was a fucking prophet.How else could she have known about "Chiaki Matsuda"?
>>28857743>Midori was something Malal could not have anticipated.Really? Anon, after all that we have seen, you are really honestly 100% sure she couldn't have planned even for that?Because I'm not.
Alright, pausing for now. Thread to continue tomorrow night, same time, most voted action being first post!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always appreciated! We have two writeups tonight, so question answered after it!
>>28857775What if Malal was THE prophet?She was the one these crazies supposedly serve and whoever is in charge currently is their high priest or something
>>28857792Is it forbidden love?
((for more Canadian meguca goodness, catch the rest of PM here: http://pastebin.com/u/Grizzlyniisan)) Heavy breathing and jingling metal mixed with a howling gale. Odette ran, feeling the crunch of snow beneath her steel boots. It was still powdery and fresh - no more than an inch thick - making every step a fight to keep from slipping. She pushed forward, an arm held in front of her face to shield against the blinding snow. The world beyond a foot in front of her was a solid wall of twisting, swirling white. The cold bit at her skin and chilled her bones. Rime crept its way up the black cloak trailing down her back like a white shadow, raking her with icy talons.Still, Odette ran. She couldn't afford to stop and breathe. Figures emerged from the edges of her vision as she moved, veiled in the blizzard. They grasped with desperate hands as cold as death. They begged for her to stop and look at them. She had to keep moving. The sound of blood pumping pounded a steady marching beat in her ears.The silver-haired girl stumbled. Pain seared through her gloved hand as it scraped against the rough ice on the ground. As Odette regained her balance, she shoved the hand under her cloak and against her side. It forced her to lower her other arm, exposing her face to the biting cold. Snow and ice stung at her eye before she could shut it. A single, thin streak of ice ran down her cheek where tears had once been. The wind shrieked past her ears - a mournful, wailing noise.Odette spared a quick, pained glance over her shoulder. It kept pace with her while maintaining an impossibly relaxed and deliberate saunter. No matter how fast she ran, it always seemed to keep pace with her. Odette ran ten metres and she'd turn around to find it two steps closer. Every now and again she'd mutter a quiet, "No, no, no," to herself, pleading for the world to pull over and let her off. "JUST GIVE UP!" The wind shrieked. "THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO HIDE HERE!"
>>28857792Couldn't have timed it better mate. See ya next thread.
The cold had a way of sapping one's strength. She was stumbling more than ever; her legs begged her for rest. Soon enough, Odette fell to the ground. She couldn't be entirely sure if she'd tripped or if her feet had finally surrendered ahead of her mind. The icy ground stung her hands as Odette desperately tried to pull herself back up. Instead, she only succeeded in crawling a handful of feet before something smashed into her ribcage and knocked the wind out of her."I told you, didn't I?" An all too familiar voice asked. "Look at me."Odette nearly dug her face into the snow. A hand seized a shank of her white hair and forced her face up, its fingers crackled as they moved and felt unnaturally rigid."LOOK AT ME!" The figure screamed.She did. Odette stared at a face that was broken and twisted beyond recognition. It was deathly pale and tinged blue with frost. One eye was nothing more than a ragged, empty hollow. Worse yet were the figure's hands; from the elbow down, they were coated in what Odette could only imagine was frozen blood. Each crystalline, talon-like finger ended in a jagged point that poked and cut into the fallen girl's scalp.Despite her best efforts, she couldn't quite tear her gaze away from the eldritch mirror image whose glare bore a hole through Odette's soul."There's a good girl," the mirror cooed, brushing a few stray strands of long, angelic white hair out of her face. "Look at yourself. Look at you, scrabbling around like an animal. You had a CHANCE. WE had a chance. You know, I bet that if you walked in right now, Therese would roll over and let you be Warmaster again. Instead... Instead, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO!"
Odette's shadow yanked on her hair again, forcing her to arch her spine painfully."You come home with your tail between your legs, begging for them to let you prove yourself again," she spat, her face contorting into an expression of purest hate. "Well aren't you just the prodigal daughter. And then- And then you... I don't even want to say it. Not only do you sleep with that FUCKING whore, you MOVE IN WITH HER?! And I know what you plan on saying to her. Oh, do I know. You promised. You promised yourself, you promised US! Mark my words, Odette Brighton, you will regret it," the mirror image hissed, bringing herself so close that their noses almost touched. "You will suffer."With her peace said, the twisted figure released Odette. As her head hit the ground, the ice began to crackle and pop. The last thing she saw before the ice gave way and plunged her into the waters below was a strange, misplaced glimpse of pink.*** Icy waters gave way to cold sweat as Odette's eyes snapped open. She was home. It had only been her home for a span of a few hours, but it was home nonetheless. She wasn't just shivering - she was shaking so hard that she could barely move. Tears streamed down her face as she sat upright, hugging her knees. The blonde to her left recoiled in shock as her hand brushed up against Odette."Holy-! Jesus, Odette!" She cried, sitting up. "You're freezing!"The one-eyed girl didn't respond. She only shook and whimpered faintly with each breath. Lotte gathered up every blanket on the bed, then wrapped Odette with them and hugged her tightly from behind."Hey. It's okay, I've got you," the Callidus cooed as she rocked Odette gently. "I'm here. You're safe."
>>28857775>How else could she have known about "Chiaki Matsuda"?She didn't. I don't think Malal is the diary author.Infact, she was all set to give us a Homu identity before Kharn dubbed us Murderface.
Lotte kept whispering to her, reassuring her. There was a time, a bit shy of three years ago, that such things were a nightly ritual. It almost brought the blonde girl to tears seeing Odette like that again. Every night after the first Warmaster had died, she'd stayed with her. It had taken a month for Odette to finally be able to sleep undisturbed. The Callidus had almost become an expert at soothing her. She wrapped Odette in the sheets and held her, making sure to keep talking, never for a moment letting the other girl think that she was alone.Just like old times, Odette stopped shaking - or at least calmed down to a slight shiver - after just under ten minutes. Lotte pulled her in closer and kissed the back of her white hair."You okay?" She asked, her face still buried in the other girl's hair.Odette nodded without a word."You want a hot chocolate?"The one-eyed girl shook her head. "Just stay like this," she mumbled, just above a whisper. "Just a little longer."Cold as she was, sitting there buck naked, Lotte obliged. She knew enough not to say anything more. The fact that Odette had turned down something sweet to keep being held told the blonde all she needed to know. Neither of them quite knew how much time passed after those few spared words. To Lotte's surprise, it was Odette who chose to break the silence first. Only three words were spoken. Three simple words that were enough to open the floodgates and finally drive the Callidus to tears. Odette didn't even deign to lift her head as she muttered that which she had kept herself from saying for two years."I forgive you."***
Several hours later, sunlight filtered in through the windows and threw stripes of light over the sleeping pair. Odette groaned softly as her brain churned to life. She was still mostly draped across Lotte's chest, her head cushioned by pillowy softness. The one-eyed girl pushed herself upright, stretching and yawning. A quick glance at the clock told her that it was already nine in the morning. As she tried to pull herself out of bed, Odette felt the Callidus' hand wrap around her own."Stay," Lotte murmured, a sleepy grin on her face."I'd love to," the silver-haired girl answered, giving the blonde's hand a squeeze, "but I've got work to do.""It's not going anywhere."Odette rolled her eyes and laughed at the Callidus. "Remember that 'fresh start' thing I was talking about? Besides, the quicker I wrap this case up, the quicker I can take you out somewhere nice.""You- You mean like," Lotte muttered, suddenly sitting upright, "a date?"The silver-haired girl laughed again as she lifted herself out of bed and began scouring the floor for her clothes. "Figured that'd get your attention," she said, unable to wipe the grin off of her face. "Yes, y'doof, like a date."Lotte blinked. "This is real, right? This actually happening?"Having thrown on some underwear and scooped up and armful of clothing, Odette leaned over the bed and gave the stunned blonde a firm flick on the forehead. "Real enough for you?""Well- I- Okay, um," Lotte stammered as she tried to find her words, "at least let me make you breakfast before you go.""I can do breakfast," the one-eyed girl replied, throwing the blonde a winning smile. "But I should probably get cleaned up first."
>>28857792>>28857792Thanks for the thread, Decu.Chikuwipe~
Lotte nodded several times before everything seemed to register. Her eyes were still sore from crying earlier in the night; no doubt she had a pair of streaks down her face to match. It wasn't until she heard the dull roar of the shower being turned on that she finally pulled herself out of bed and threw on a t-shirt and pants as quickly as she could. Lotte had always managed to stay cool when it came to matters of the bedroom, but what came afterward was a different matter entirely. Usually she just said her good-byes and the two went their separate ways. Now she had to think of breakfast, not to mention the fact that the one-eyed girl LIVED there now.By the time Odette stepped out of the shower, Lotte had already set down a glass of peach juice and a plate of blueberry toasted waffles. The blonde silently cursed herself for being so frugal with her grocery shopping. The one-eyed girl dried her silvery hair with a towel as she took her seat, letting out a satisfied sigh."Man," she started, taking a sip of her juice, "that was nice. I haven't had a hot shower in months.""Wait, you," Lotte cocked an eyebrow at the other girl's comment, "you haven't had a shower in months?""A HOT shower, I said," Odette clarified as she began working on the waffle. "Just took cold showers at home, since I didn't want to run out of hot water. Not like it bothers me, anyway."The blonde let out a quiet "hmph" as she rested her head on her hand, idly watching the former Warmaster eat. "So what's on today's agenda?"Odette swallowed a mouthful of waffle, then tilted her head from side to side as she thought. "Gonna go interrogate that little shit," she answered. "Gotta talk to Holly about some stuff and get Sue back. After that, I dunno. Oh, need to talk to, uh, what's her name? Bernard, I think. How 'bout you?""Probably gonna go back to bed," Lotte sighed. "May's in town, so I might go hang out with her later.""Mm. We should go see one of her shows together."
>>28857610>The litmus test for how we handle any situation is "What would Malal have done?" and then we do the opposite.>MalalI think you meant to say "Kharn" there. Malal was the sane one.
"Yeah?" The Callidus asked, her eyes going wide. "What, um, what if she sees us? Like, together? I'm never gonna hear the end of it...""Oh, I'm sorry," Odette laughed. "Were we supposed to keep the whole 'dating' thing a secret?""Well, no, I just- I thought that you-""Relax, Lotte," the silver-haired girl rolled her eye, smiling gently. "It's not like it's some big secret that we were already foolin' around. Even Foobs picked up on it.""O-oh," Lotte murmured as her gaze wandered around the kitchen. "Dating, huh...""We've kinda been doing things in the wrong order, eh?""I guess so." A smile tugged at the edges of Lotte's lips as her eyes found their way back to Odette. "So, um, does that mean I can call you my- my girlfriend?""Beats me," Odette shrugged, taking a bite out of another forkful of waffle. "It's not like I've done this kind of thing before, either. But, I don't really mind it..."The blonde nodded, smiling to herself. "Odette is my girlfriend," she muttered, trying out the phrase. "Odette is my girlfriend..."The one-eyed girl simply laughed and shook her head. "You are such a dork."*** It was rare for the Warmaster to call upon Fredrica Volk. It was rare for the new Warmaster to call upon anyone personally, for that matter. Sure, they had been partners for assignments in the past - one might have even called them friends - but the Warmaster seemed to have distanced herself from her old friends over the past week. Some said she was too broken up over Odette's disappearance, others that she was finally taking her job seriously.
>>28857893Dan Kim you will be the death of me.
Freddy shifted her weight as she stood at attention before the Warmaster, itching to fix a clip from her white shoulder-cape that was uncomfortably digging into her shoulder. Therese typed away at her computer, a large, flat, rectangular box sitting off to the side of her desk. The junior Eversor had already been waiting some time, trying to keep herself from imagining why the Warmaster might have called her in, or what the box on her desk might contain. "Right," Therese finally announced, pushing her keyboard away. "I'm sure that you've heard the news about Frieda Norton by now, yes?"Freddy nodded. She had heard, alright. The rumour going around was that her soulgem went and witched out at an airport in Calgary. Still, Freddy remained silent."You have my condolences. She was one of our best Callidus, third only to May and... Miss Laufson," the Warmaster stated, with no small hint of disdain in her voice as she spoke the second name. "Now, with the leader of the Valkyries gone, that leaves me in a bit of a predicament, as I'm sure you can imagine."The boyish magical girl nodded a second time as she slowly began to realize what the contents of the box must be."You are well-respected among their ranks. Recommended by Odette herself, as I recall," Therese nodded as she pulled the black box in front of her and pried the lid off, revealing a black shoulder-cape, nearly identical to Freddy's own. "Which is why I believe it would be fitting for you to be Miss Norton's successor."Freddy's eyes went wide as a mixture of surprise, joy and confusion coloured her face. "Terry, I-""Warmaster.""Ah, Warmaster, I- I'm honoured," the Eversor gulped, trying to sort out her words. "I really am, and, I don't mean to be ungrateful, but... does this mean I won't be getting the promotion to, um, to Rank Leader?"Therese cocked an eyebrow as a wry grinned crept up her cheek. "And what makes you think that, Fredrica?"
>>28857792Thanks for running Decu!
"Well, it's just, y'know," Freddy stammered, fidgetting with the hem of her jacket, "traditionally, a- a Rank Leader couldn't be a member of the Valkyries. It's- it's how we've always done things and-""Traditions change, Freddy," her superior replied as she leaned back in her chair, giving the junior Eversor a smile that seemed so very unlike her. "This is no longer Odette's officio, or Brie's for that matter. Out with the old, in with the new, as they say.""So... so you're saying that I am getting the promotion?""If you'll accept it, that is. It's been a long time coming, if you ask me.""Wing Captain and Rank Leader..." Freddy murmurred, letting the thought trail off."The very first.""Well, shit," the Eversor laughed, grinning sheepishly, "if you put it like that, how could I say no?""Excellent!" Therese smiled, clapping her hands together. She lifted the box from her desk, holding it out to Freddy in a rather reverent manner. "Then by all means, try it on."The black-haired Eversor nodded, sighing with relief as she finally got to unclasp the white cape from her shoulder. She picked up the black one with all the respect any Valkyrie would give it, feeling its weight in her hands. It was silk - top quality silk, at that - in contrast to the cotton of her old one. The pair of golden clasps that every Valkyrie's cape bore were adorned with round, brilliant cut diamonds. It was awe-inspiring in a way. All of Freddy's idols had once worn that same cape; Odette and Therese, along with just about any past or present Rank Leader in the Seventeenth.
>>28857900>Malal was the sane one.We're the nuts one.Malal's got crazy future sight, we can't even remember fucking yesterday.
>>28857893Chiaki will get spoiled that way.
"I've got some big shoes to fill, huh?" Freddy asked, unable to supress the smile on her face as she put on the new cape."You'll do just fine, Freddy," the Warmaster assured her. "There will be changes around here in the coming weeks, and I look forward to having someone of your talent by my side."The boyish Eversor saluted, thumping a fist over her heart. "I won't let you down, my lady.""I should hope not," Therese laughed, waving the newly-appointed Wing Captain off. "Dismissed. I'll give you a couple hours to prepare something to say before we make it official."Freddy bowed her head without a word before she turned to leave. After hearing the click of the door closing, Therese spun about in her chair, twirling a pen between her fingers."'My lady', huh?" She laughed, smiling from ear to ear. "I like the sound of that."--------------And that's all for today! Comments, criticisms, etc always welcome! It was mentioned a few threads ago that writefags should start putting links to their pastebins when posting writeups, so once again, mine can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/Grizzlyniisan
>>28857792So our date was a single kiss and chasing after fukken neco. Sure it's more than Chiaki deserves but I kind of expected... more
(Catch up on http://pastebin.com/u/WendyCooldown if you like crazy.)I stared numbly at the television screen in my hotel room, now nothing but a spiderweb of cracks over a black abyss with a smartphone sticking out of part of it. The audio was still going – it was a scene from Return of Killerman, the original cut from 1982, I think. Hadn’t heard it in Japanese before, but I recognized the sound effects, and the lines were roughly the same.This was the part where the restless spirits kidnapped Ken, and they shoved him…fuck. I couldn’t even keep it straight. I think that was Killerman’s Revenge? I’d only seen these movies eighteen million times, but my mind was a blank. Even went on the theme park ride over and over again. My dad would take me like, once a month. Lied about my age to get me in, because it was one of the only things he could get me out of my room for back then. He was happy to see me happy.So was she. Man, she emptied out the theater that one time because-Fuck. Don’t think about it. Don’t think about her. You broke the TV, dumbass, what else are you going to think about? Her mocking laughter filled the room, and I hissed aloud.“Fuck off. I’m not in the mood.”Ooh, but she was gonna do it right this time. Kissed you and everything. Gonna make up for the birthday you missed being dead. Hers, I mean. Not like she even knew yours, right?Her voice came in clearer now. She was Here, sitting behind me. I could smell her. Just like the real thing – sweat and blood, with a hint of beam katana ozone.(1/7)
>>28857980Mirror Odette a shit.I hope Therese doesn't go mad.
>>28858009“I told you I’m not in the FUCKING mood.” My head snapped toward her. The room around us was different already, bathed in a soft, girly pink. The bed under her looked a hell of a lot softer than the shitty hotel bed I’d been sleeping on.Christ, you’re easy today. She cackled with a disgusting, oily voice. A mockery of Nico’s. Her face was twisted into a permanent grin, gouged with pools of black that barely resembled human features, and sunny-blonde hair was glued to her face and shoulders with something I couldn’t quite recognize.Come on, you didn’t visit her for half a year. What does she care? Why should she? She forgot you, and she deserved to. Probably for the best; you remember what happened the LAST time you had a-My knife found its way into her face on its own, and I leapt on her, pulling it out and shoving it back into her, over and over again. Screams and laughter rocked the hotel room, but I was sure nobody else could hear them. She tried to talk, so I stabbed her in the fucking mouth. Tried to grab me, so I stabbed her in the fucking hand. There was no blood, no ichor even, just nothing, as the room blossomed pink around me and the puke-green carpet turned to checkerboard tile.Fuck. FUCK. I slammed my hand down on the bed and poised my knife over it. Needed to focus. Needed to get a grip. Fear is the mind-killer. Pain is the antidote. …No. No no no. No.I released my grip on it slowly and sat back. Don’t do that to yourself, Wendy. You know better than that, now. Just take deep breaths, pinch your cheek, and hold it. Hold it until you wake up. …Wasn’t sure if I was talking to myself, or if it was one of them again.(2/7)
>>28857980It was nice! More mad Therese pls.
>>28857981Midori calls us Chiaki and we got pancakes. We also gothttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPsNTyUm5UUThe date was amazing.
>>28858021…Who the fuck was she? Some fat bitch with green hair. No problem. I could manage that. I could definitely manage that, it wasn’t that different from my Kikiyama Aoi disguise. Just tweak a few things, let my hair down…looked a little like a chubby Miss Marigold, right? I stood up to turn the TV off and yank my phone out of it, get another look at her.At the girl that stole my Kong.Wendy. You’re in a tight spot, remember? Tighter than tight. Tighter than the tightest t-shirt at the tight t-shirt-“Shit,” I grumbled aloud. It was someone else from the legions of people I didn’t want to deal with. A short girl with messy pink hair and ghost-white eyes, with a voice that was like nails on glass filtered through an old radio. She pretended to be someone I didn’t like in the first place, but I was pretty sure she wasn’t real. Maybe. I mean, she was sometimes.They all were.…Now’s not the time to be screwing around, is what I’m getting at, here. I know all you like to do when you’re upset is stab people until it works, but-She was absolutely right, as my knife flew into her head, too. Rather than screaming, though, she just sighed and went limp, until I’d stabbed her enough to convince myself she wasn’t real.…FUCK FUCK FUCK WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS SHE. She’s just screwing everyone in her fucking high-rise office now, I bet. Didn’t remember me, just made up some stupid promise to get in my pants later, and I fell for it, because I’m hopeless and I’m retarded and I broke the stupid fucking TV and I can’t even finish watching the Killerman marathon and what do I even have left?FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. My who face burned. I felt sick, I felt weak, like everything was made of lead.(3/7)
>>28858036This was bullshit. It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t wanna die. I didn’t want to be gone. I came back for her, goddammit. I tried. Everything got weird, and we had to hide from the First, and……And it didn’t matter. It didn’t matter anymore. I jammed my knife into my pillow, then buried my face in next to it. Nothing mattered. This was all a huge waste of time. I should have stayed dead. Malal was right.“…Hey.” A gentle voice came from behind me, and a small hand squeezed my shoulder. “…Hey, Wendy…”“…Leave me alone.”“…Cheer up, buttercup.”“She promised.”“I know.” She sat down on the edge of the bed and ran her fingers through my hair, and undid my braids and everything. Brushed it out, just like Miss Tomoe would, as I tried to hate everything away into my pillow.“It’s Hanegawa Midori. Her family used to run that ramen place by Deli Heal, with the banana ramen. Do you want me to kill her?” …It was a question that would have been horrifying for any other person in any other context, I guess. I didn’t say anything for a long time.Yes I wanted her dead. Fuck her. Fuck her for taking away the last thing I fucking had.…But I shook my head. Wouldn’t solve anything. It’d just crush her, too. She was a stupid asshole, she’d always been a stupid asshole. But she didn’t deserve that.I’m a god damn professional. I don’t kill out of spite. It’d be high-profile now, anyway. No way to get out of it without some serious shit.“…Okay. Do you wanna get some WcDonald’s?”---(4/7)
>>28857981Like what, were we supposed to fuck on the first date? We got a kiss and Chiaki practically accepting that Midori's her girlfriend, isn't that enough progress? /tg/'s getting a reputation for rushing down the waifu's pants so hard we're leaving skidmarks.
>>28858050I probably looked like shit – no, I knew I looked like shit. I hadn’t bothered changing…anything. Left my hair down. Tossed my disguise – wasn’t a good idea to use magic right now, if those things were just crawling out, but mostly I couldn’t even pretend to give a damn. Nakajima barely managed to force me into clean clothes before she dragged me out, and there we were, trying to act like nothing was fucking wrong.“Sayaka-chan and I get lunch here sometimes. It’s way different than the American ones, right?”…Tasted like shit. I wanted something from Burger Suplex, but-“Dooon’t. Don’t sit and think about home right now, okay? When you’re done with whatever crazy cult bullpoop you have to do here-“We, I reminded her.“-we have to do here, we can get a teleport there and get something to go.” She popped a fry into her mouth, sliding it between pale pink lips with one smooth movement. …Ugh. I really needed to get laid or something, if I was starting to notice that stuff on Nakajima.“…Heeeee. I know that look. You’ll have to fight Sayaka-chan for me, though.” Gross.…Wait, didn’t Mickey have a girlfriend? When I asked, she choked on her burger and started to giggle, holding her hand in front of her mouth to make sure nothing flew out.“Mmmm.” And once she managed to calm down, she took a long slurp from her shake. “That’s the difference between you and me, Wendy. You let little details stop you. Defeatist, is what it is. That’s why you just sat and cried when you-“I wasn’t crying.“That’s why it STARTED RAINING like the second you got some bad news. If you didn’t let it get to you so much, you’d be like, HELL YEAH I’M GONNA CHOKE THAT BITCH AND STEAL MY WOMAN BACK, or something. I’m really surprised you’re not.”(5/7)
>>28858061I stared down at my half-eaten burger and took a sip of my soda. They didn’t even have Hassy here. Everything sucked. I felt my knife squeezing into the palm of my hand, like stabbing the soda until it wasn’t shit was an option.“So like, is that the plan, or…” she prompted me again after a second....Didn’t really know. I wanted her to be happy.“Well…you could go back to Miss Tomoe, too. Didn’t you spend like a week at her fuck cabin last month, or something?” My soda launched down into my lungs, sending me into a coughing fit. I could feel my cheeks burning red as I tried to stutter out a response.“I knew it, it IS a fuck cabin! Just do that, you’re into her, right? Haven’t you been magical girls together like forever? She gives you those googly eyes when she visits.” …Little fucker was practically vibrating with excitementMiss Tomoe looked at everyone like that. That was what her eyes looked like. That was what she did, she made a bunch of soulless assholes feel like they could be people again. I shifted and leaned back in my seat – this whole topic was a lot more personal than I liked to get into.(6/7)
>>28858055Hopefully we're not leaving skidmarks in the waifu's pants.That would be gross.
>>28858073“Don’t be such a pussy, Wendy. Seriously.” …It was something I’d only seen a handful of times. Nakajima’s smile dropped, and she gave me a stone serious look, one that seemed completely out-of-place on her face.“Crackers, are you really going to fold just because your girlfriend dumped you? You DIED and you didn’t take it this bad. Nut up or witch out already.”As soon as it had appeared, Nakajima’s serious face vanished, and she stuffed another mouthful of fries in her gaping maw. She said something or other, but I sure as hell couldn’t understand it.…Try and win her back? Or just go after Miss Mami instead? …Seemed like going either way would suck, but Nakajima had a point. It was better than sitting around talking to myself and waiting to die. Again.…Well, it was enough. Enough to go on, for now. But I wasn’t looking forward to seeing Murde…seeing Miss Matsuda again. We needed to have a Fucking Talk, and neither of us was going to like it.(7/7)
Think of it this way, Wendy: at least your wife didn't cheat on you with your brother. You're doing better than most other Cooldowns, is what I'm saying.
>>28858097Looks like miss Amber has some uses after all. Wendy sounds almost civil!
>>28857893Thank you for the visuals, Dan!
>>28858097Bless Amber for setting her straight. We need to hook her up with a good contract for this.
So we're going to need to kill Wendy and Amber if we want Midori safe. They'll probably try to kill Midori's parents too, as well.
>>28858097Magical Amber saves the day.
>>28858165why are you resorting to violence straight awaythey aren't
>>28858097When can we enact plan save KyoSaya: AmberxOriko OTP?
>>28857792Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!>>28858097>Nakajima.10/10 Stay the hell away from Kyoko and Sayaka!>Wendy.I feel bad for Wendy, we can still find something that will make her happy, right?
>>28858165>The point of the conversation....>Your headCome on man
>>28858177Because they're being hunted by the First, they're going to kill or get kill Midori and Mami, and they're on a shoot on sight list.Also, why DID the voters at the time promise Wendy that we'd do right by her, then immediately go and snuggle up with Midori?This is the kind of unreliable two-timing shit that undermines our position as Warmaster.Everyone is just waiting to see just how spectacularly we fail because of the lies and broken promises we're responsible for.
>>28858165>>28858242>Because they're being hunted by the First, they're going to kill or get kill Midori and Mami, and they're on a shoot on sight list.watSubstitute joke/referrence for 'the point of the conversation'
>>28858242Sounds like someone's never had a bad breakup before, of course Wendy is THINKING about killing Midori, but she's probably not going to actually DO it. And they were talking about romancing Mami, not killing her.
>>28858282>And they were talking about romancing Mami, not killing her.Well, maybe giving her the little death.
>>28858242>right by herDoing right by the insane dead woman walking isn't the same thing as snuggling up and doing butt stuff with her.
For people that don't check twitter, I wrote a thing. As far as I know, it's not canon.
>>28858282>And they were talking about romancing Mami, not killing her.That doesn't mean that they won't end up getting her killed, seeing as how Wendy and Amber are being hunted right now, and they did something to piss off the First Officio.
>>28858242Because we didn't promise to become her fucktoy again. We promised to do it right this time. I assumed "it" to be the whole Pinky fuckup.
>>28858346amusing, thanks for the read.
>>28858346Horrible. Please die.
>>28858242>do right by her>get back together with someone we don't even knowThese are different things, we made no such promise. Wendy's got some fuckin misinterpretations going on.
>>28858436>kiss still-in-love ex on the cheek, promise to 'do it right this time'>absolutely no implications here
Way to go on stringing Wendy along, /tg/ that sure didn't ruin anyone's day.
>>28858346>http://pastebin.com/PMP4b1LMQuite nice, very true to the source material.
>>28858338>You'll get it right this time, you tell her. That's your promise, and you try not to make the promises you make, either.We promised to rekindle our romantic relationship, and we were doing butt things with her at the time.So no, we pretty much broke that promise hard.
>>28857668Except it is different. "Do what she wants" is not "blithely allow her to tresspass on the Warmaster's private dinner date." Just because SHE thinks she has something important to tell us doesn't mean that WE should be expected to personally attend to her, or allow her free reign of the premises at Mami's sex cabin.That said, we definitely shouldn't kill her. Just let her contemplate her poor life choices in the Silent Room overnight, and then in the morning, while we're eating our pancake breakfast, she has a brief interview with a surly Eversor and a reasonable Vindicare. While this is going on, some nerds from IT bug her phone, delete her chirps, and erase all the photos from her camera and cloud storage. We then send her on her way with some stern warnings and the report is filed on our desk for perusal at our leisure. If we feel it warrants followup, we arrange a meeting on our terms: this time someone much scarier asks the questions, while we listen in an adjacent room.
>>28858476>still-in-love We did not know that.>implicationsIf Wendy knew us she'd know that we don't do implications.
>>28857846>With her peace said,*piece
>>28858472>These are different things, we made no such promise. Wendy's got some fuckin misinterpretations going on.We kissed Wendy and then promised that we would do it right this time. And we had been talking about our relationship. That's not implications, that's understanding the context of a conversation.
>>28858205>>Wendy.>>I feel bad for Wendy, we can still find something that will make her happy, right?Lets face it, that's going to be a battle to the death.In every way that matters Wendy is another mirror of Chiaki: The lost soul who glories in murder and destruction. There but for the grace of Malal goes us, and Pinky got her claws deep into Wendy.
>>28858482Hey man, I am on Team Wendy but Team Midori has way too many members and I'm always getting outvoted.Cultist butt meguka is best megukayou also get a free Pinky so that's a plus too
>>28858541I will admit that was chuklefuckery and uncalled for, I'm a bit pissed about it I'm just having a practice run for talking with Wendy.
>>28858573But then surly the stinging along is your fault since you knew you would be outvoted in the final decision.
We did the Wendy stuff in a dreamscape. She may remember it clearly. Do we have any evidence that Chiaki does, at least when she's awake in the real world?
>>28858573>Team Midori has way too many members and I'm always getting outvoted.But you got yourselves enough votes to make that promise to Wendy in the first place.What made you think that would be a good idea when Chiaki had already been showing signs of falling for Midori since the end of the Siberia arc?
>>28858623>Wendy is onscreen, Wendyfags take over>Midori is onscreen, Midorifags take overhue
>>28858636more like haremfags trying to romance everyone
>>28858636It's not /tg/'s fault that they'll touch the fluffy tail of whichever character is out at the time.
>>28858623>when Chiaki had already been showing signs of falling for Midori since the end of the Siberia arc?>yuri goggles at full power>>28858614>since you knew you would be outvoted in the final decision.I'm neither Malal nor Yuma's girlfriend.
Having to deal with two dames who we love and who are in love with us, one of whom is dangerous and one of whom is healing (relatively speaking), with a greater threat in the background that the dangerous one is linked to?I'm not sure how we could get more noir than that.
>>28858636Waifu war, waifu war never changes.
>>28858616>Do we have any evidence that Chiaki does, at least when she's awake in the real world?Yeah, several references were made to the events in-character while Chiaki was awake.So yes, Chiaki remembers everything. Which makes the situation even worse, because it means we broke our promise without even the excuse of amnesia (which we had before, and Wendy forgave us for).
>>28858555Where's Midori's mirror?
Myself, I really like Wendy as a character but vastly prefer Midori as a pairing.
>>28858669Literally the only upside of this entire situation.
>>28858683We did do it right, just as promised.Just not with her.
>>28858669>I'm not sure how we could get more noir than that.Oh that's easy. Our own lies and breaking of promises leads to the death of one, and the other either commits suicide (Witching out) or us being forced to kill her ourselves.In the end, it's all our fault for doing something stupid and being a douchebag.
>>28858663No. You are just retarded.
>>28858720Don't jinx it.
>>28858683And do we know in-character that she's not dead anymore?
>>28858636>>28858657>>28858671Haremfags are going to harem, what can you do.>>28858683>Which makes the situation even worse, because it means we broke our promise without even the excuse of amnesia (which we had before, and Wendy forgave us for).I was pretty upset but I decided that sperging out in the thread after it happened wouldn't make things better so I let the subject drop.
>>28858735Watch out Midorifag, you are starting to sound mad.
>>28858739Yes. She kind of told us.We don't know that she's got a kill-on-sight order out on her, that she's on the run from the 8th (she tried to make us think she's still got some pull with the Rabbits there), or that she's in Japan.
>>28858698I'm with you on that.I wonder what would have happened if Mami hadn't stopped Wendy.
>>28858777About how my waifu won over yours? Hardly.
>>28858756I asked Decu once if all of our breaking of promises was ever noticed by the people around us, and the answer was "Yes".We get some slack because of our documented memory problems, but we're not considered reliable.
>>28858788Most likely? We'd be with her. On the run. Having tasted the Flesh of Fallen Angels.
>>28858824Hmm.Perhaps we should start maintaining a catalog of them? We do have a smartphone to keep that stuff on now.
>>28858788We wouldn't have a backup pairing.
>>28858839The very fact that instead of "Hahaha!" we got a straight answer of "Yes, your fuckups are noticed by everyone, even if the players forgot about them" is very worrying.
>>28858839That might be a bit hard as our diary app is currently a part of and taken over by the xanatos gambit of our dead friend
>>28858910Which is why we should take breaking Wendy's heart as a lesson that we should try to be just a bit less dumb.
>>28858933Yeah, because people are totally going to learn from this and never do it again.
>>28858933Players? Learning from the consequences of their own desires for instant gratification and lewds?That'll be the day we get a firm answer from Decu about Lunarian gender.
>>28858955That'll be just great the next time we get another chance to do "Get fucked" or "Take Kyuubey to meet Pinky"
>>28858933can someone remind me what promise made to wendy?
>>28858933>>28858955>Implying you can keep a MC in a monogamous situation when fa/tg/uys are dictating his/her every action
>>28858923Phones can have more than one app on them. Surely we have unfettered access to our notepad app.
>>28858036>Kikiyama AoiWasn't that the one magical girl that was the friend of Iori that was raped and murdered and everything got taped and posted on the internet?
>>28858979Well it wouldn't be a /tg/ quest without constant attempts for the Darwin award.
can someone remind me what promis we made to wendy?
>>28859006That's Takasuki Yayoi.
>>28858988It was really vague, but the conversation was about how it really sucked that we ditched her due to amnesia and then we were all cutesy and affectionate with her.
>>28859019Japanese names mayne.
>>28859006Her name was Yayoi.She was raped, had the video spread across the Internet, then committed suicide.
>>28858061>“Mmmm.” And once she managed to calm down, she took a long slurp from her shake. “That’s the difference between you and me, Wendy. You let little details stop you. Defeatist, is what it is. That’s why you just sat and cried when you-“BASED NAKAJIMAWendy might be amicable to harem route now."I'm going to say a word, and you say yes, or no.">Take long swig of alcohol"Watermelon."
>>28859049>Contemplates Midori's murder.>Might be amicable to harem route.
>>28859030Committed suicide... ...Or left the idol work secretly to become a magical girl?
>>28858992Hey, we managed it in ZeonQuest!And our girlfriend even survived, which is kind of a miracle for a Gundam story.
>>28859049You need to stop drinking.
>>28859078Everyone and their dog contemplates murdering Midori.
>>28859078To be fair she hasn't met Midori yet, and doesn't know her as anything other than the fat girl who stole her woman. That could change after she calms down.
>>28859078Even Pinky got (partly) won over by Midorin, I'm sure Wendy could be too.That said, harems a shit
>>28859142Not harem, just threeway.
>>28859152So a mistress, then?
>>28858504Implying there isn't enough love in Chiaki for twoNo scratch that, implying the whole officio could possibly sustain the amount of love Chiaki can put out once she puts the hat on.
>>28859078Nakajima flat out tells her to suck it up, because she doesn't let Kyoko get between her and Sayaka. She's basically implying to Wendy that its okay to share.Quite frankly, while I'd normally disapprove, Sayaka maybe-cheating on Kyoko may have saved our asses here because lord knows that the Wendyfags have fucked us all over enough already.
>>28859196Only Mumi and Coobs would survive the rampage unscathed.Maybe not even them.
>>28859268>Mumi>surviving once Chiaki kicks into overdriveShe's the first victim.
>>28859204>Implying the three Wendyfags are responsible for all of /tg/ being retarded and voting with their penisesLet's not try to shift blame here, this is an across-the-board fuckup and we should just deal with it.
>>28859292So MAXIMUM OVERLEWD spares no one, then.
Something funny I thought should be shared.Thread 123>You'll get it right this time, you tell her. That's your promise, and you try not to make the promises you make, either.Thread 130https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/27160052/#q27163760>I hope in the future the followers remember what's been said and we don't inadvertently hurt someone by changing our mind from one thread to the next.https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/27160052/#q27163777>None of that has happened. Stop being a bitch.Yeah, that didn't last long.
>>28859196That's lust, not love.
>>28859344I said love, that's what I mean. Chiaki's heart is big enough for everyone.
>>28859391Why don't we ask Pinky about that, she's seen it after all.
>>28859204The interpretation I took out of it was that Amber was not going to let a little thing like Sayaka having a girlfriend get in the way of pursuing her, not that Sayaka was cheating on Kyoko with her.
>>28859391>So what happened then?>Well in Mitakihara they say>that Chiaki's small heart>grew -three- sizes that day.>and then the true meaning of love came through>and Chiaki found the strength of ten Chiakis, plus two!
>>28859333I was never in favor of Wendy and Chiaki hooking up again and now we get to try and prevent it from becoming a bigger mess.
>>28859503Well the haremfags are going to make it a bigger mess at the end of the day anyway.
>>28859525Why would anyone want anyone besides Midori. I don't understand.
>>28859525Haremfags? Or people who can't remember things properly for shit?At least the former can be argued with; the latter refuse to listen and accuse people that try to correct them of blowing things out of their ass.
>>28859564Because thinking with your penis is just how people quest.
>>28859564But Wendy has such nice, and different, appeal.
>>28859574Probably the former seeing the degree of infestation in these threads.I also find the latter to be more amicable to facts. The first group are fanatics and don't listen to shit.
>>28859601Being a disgusting murderhobo is not appeal.
>>28859616>I also find the latter to be more amicable to facts.When it was brought up at thread 130, no, they were pretty against listening to facts even in the face of archived posts proving them wrong.There were probably other instances as well.
>>28859646What was that about?
>>28859632Of course it is, she mirrors Chiaki exactly. They were together before precisely because of that reason. And with together I do mean hugging and even holding hands, for hours on end.
>>28859654Whether we had gone with the cosplayer cover story when on-air, or shut down Ruri and tell her we're only her bodyguard while Noriko has a live feed aimed at us.Also whether we had emphatically said we would never go on stage, or if we had merely said we'd do it to keep Ruri safe.It's also the thread where Decu says that people ARE watching what Chiaki says and does, and noting when we break our promises and make sudden changes to decisions and plans.
>>28859005That assumes Chiaki knows how to use it beyond poking it occasionally when it asks for passwords or we get a call
>>28859723Hey, we know how to send text messages, dammit!Though checking Chirpee when we know that NECO posts to it, probably with location meta-data, seems to be beyond us.
>>28858698This.Sorry, Pukedown, >>28858636, its not that I dont like Wendy its just that Midori is mai waifu.
Nah everyone's entitled to their opinion. I like Midori enough.Or I did until I had to spend thread after thread counting rabu rabu Midori votes.
Man, everyone seems to be forgetting that we've got that oil rig mission coming up, and we haven't even gotten confirmation that a recon team's been sent to check it over. We're going in blind, without even knowing if there's Magical Girl opposition.
>>28859827I still think you're cool.
>>28859827to be fair, that wasn't exactly Midori's fault, the fact that we got fan art along with everything didn't help to stem the tide either.>>28859855I'm hoping to interact with the golden sword before we head out for that mission, it shook pretty violently the last time we saw it.
>>28859905Nah, no hate for the character. Basically the Midori tide was unstoppable from a long time ago, and it only grew because most all the drawfags really like her.Besides, the story ain't over yet. ahaha.wav
>>28859713That's not appeal. That's a disgusting habit that we realized to be disgusting and are trying to fix in ourself. Wendy revels in her depravity.>>28859719Oooh yeah. That was a horrible mess.>>28859827Maybe if you were less shit...>>28859855It's a "Smash and Grab". We'll just smash all opposition, magical or not. We are going to die.
>>28859827I like Midori but I also like Wendy and want her to get a good end
>>28859905Using the sword still seems like a really bad idea to me at the moment.
>>28859959why are you so buttmad midorifag you got your waifu
>>28859959Or maybe if Midori didn't get 10000% more screentime...
>>28859959>It's a "Smash and Grab".But we don't even know if the target is something fragile or not. Or too big to fit in our Inventory. And while we could put it into our Shield Inventory, there's the chance Pinky might take it or mess with it because she's annoyed with us.
>>28859983Because I hate you. I will only stop when you are dead and six feet under. My "waifu" has nothing to do with it either.
>>28859959>Wendy revels in her depravity.Doesn't, actually. She mirrors Chiaki to an eerie degree. The only difference there is between them is that Chiaki had Mami and the others to pull her onto a right course and Wendy was roped into a cult about worshipping a murde godess. All she needs is a guiding hand and she'll be right as rain in basically no time. And implying her old flame isn't the very best for that.
>>28860000It's not easy to give Wendy screentime. She only shows up in dreams and when we're about to pass out. Hard to form a relationship like that.