We are currently using a consensus mode of decision making.Rolls will only be taken after a decision is made, or with the decision in the event of rolling to decide.There is now a pastebin for character descriptions, current inventory, and best of all a trophy case of all the casual encounters: http://pastebin.com/3U37ggmLTwitter @MrBonesQuestArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=text+adventure
>>28834358What kind of magic options we got?
>>28834358Hmm pyromancy, lemme check with the princess first
>>28834449Anything fire based that isn't cataclysmic. But it's your choice.
>>28834470Just fire, or is heat possible too?
>>28834524Either way, I wanna be able to melt steel/iron if it's possible.
>>28834456Just a little update since it isn't a crucial decision.>>28834524Heat is possible but more limited than actual flames.
>>28834547Agreement on this then?
>>28834695Thought for a second you permanently burnt our hand off. That would've been pretty funny.How strong are harpies? Are we liable to get dropped into the swamp?
>>28834750Two of them can reliably carry a human, one can do so unsafely. You'll be travelling through the air, but the harpies won't be dropping you.They'll also drop you outside of town so they aren't spotted and attacked.
>>28834766If the slimes can cooperate, then fly us. If they can't, then back to the boat.
>>28834926Unfortunately we cut a deal with the dragon(s?)
>>28835081What do you offer then?
>>28835088Our services in the form of property retrieval?
>>28835120charisma roll then.
Rolled 9>>28835132Aww crap
>>28835227Ask them if the ladies in the group can go unharmed if we comply with them
>>28835392Would Karth, being a dragon, have a lair? If so offer to rob the town blind before he turns it into slag
>>28835605DO NOT ASK THIS OUT LOUD.Are dragons immune to fire?
>>28835605Force Lily to focus on us. Lily you must calm down. I don't want to do this, but I have to so we can have a glimmer of a chance of leaving alive. If a town must be left to a dragon's wrath, which would have happened anyway, then so be it.
>>28835671You have no idea.
>>28835671Oh thank god, someone else. Ideas give me your ideas and I will make magic just don't leave me to my own devices
>>28835710Idea (not a vote): surprise attack them during harem time, if possible. Anything powerful enough to melt steel is going to fuck up a human pretty much instantly, and they have a "fleshy underbelly," which is where humans keep their internal organs, and probably where they do the same. If we act quickly enough, might be able to kill them.Still need to deal with big brother somehow, though.
>>28835605Jeez, the princess is such a hypocrite."Oh, you think just because you have a bunch of power you get to do whatever you want?" How does she think monarchy works? Same principle. Tell her as much.
>>28835729Keep in mind that our fleshy hand is still flesh but immune to fire.Same principle might apply to them. It might not be a coincidence that the pyromancers and dragons live in the same swamp
So what's the agreement?
>>28835791Everyone is too terrified to vote because we know we could die at any moment.>>28835741This guy is me, on further thought, if it winds up being what we go with, we should mention the fact that she forced us to go on this stupid journey rather than princess's status as royalty.
>>28835729Yea that's why I hadn't even went that route. Not sure if the slimes will get flambé'd, is the princess just a D.I.D? The super flame takes time and concentration we mostly likely won't have if the purple-haired one is as much a sex fiend I think she is.
>>28835807>>28835813Well unless you guys leave it up to chance you better make a final decision.We all know how lucky my MCs are.
>>28835873Tell Lily to calm down and that everything will be okay and we love her no matter what (a lie, but whatever), agree to the stupid terms, then come up with a clever plan in the next three days that totally owns those stupid dragon bitches and kills them and their ugly big brother too.
>>28835873I vote attempted pyromancy. Show these bitches what real fire looks like
>>28835903There are three of them and they have a big brother. Even if we somehow killed them all, we'd just get murderized in the end.
brb while you make the decision
>>28835903This isn't a bad idea. Surreptitiously get close to one and then punch a super heated fist through her wing and take her hostage with our fire head on her head. Let's see how confident they are after that.
>>28835891Yea this works best
>>28835924>>28835930I guess we are rolling.Link to the one you want and roll a D20highest wins.We will roll for the result seperately,
Rolled 12>>28835978>>28835924I bet I get a nat 20 here but then we get a 1 for the actual action.
Rolled 3>>28835891Dice gods a shit.
>>28835985Ah, fuck. Well, RIP Jack "the Stabber" McStab. It was a fun romp.
>>28835984Well this is it.Roll again
Rolled 14>>28835995SHOW ME A 20!
Rolled 7>>28835891>>28835978Here we go
Rolled 8>>28835995For glory
>>28835998Yep this wins.Writan
>>28836031What are the rules of dice rolling these days? First one or the best of three or what?
>>28836039It's now first after an action is decided.
>>28836045Hah, I'm glad I rolled first then.
>>28836082no no I couldn't do that thin wink at her and mouth sun down edge of swamp
>>28836107I want the purple-haired one
>>28836107>>28836082>>28836115This. We owe it to the world to sleep with as many monsters as possible and purple hair is best hair.We should probably get their permission to get a move on as well though.
>>28836082"Yes, alright then, sounds great, we'll just be going then."Let's vamoose on out of here before they figure out we're not actually a druid.
Rolled 13>>28836119Oh I like red hair more than purple but reds attitude is shinx. Confidence booster for purple hair and shy girls are great
>Swamp pyromacyDark Souls plz
>>28836210Go to the bar and pick up on some gossip. See if lily is awake, if not leave a note
>>28836207I regret nothing but it does have a backstory
>>28836210tell her we are going out to rob some placesthen rob something nice for the dragon girls and her when we get back
>>28836210Hrm we need to make sure Lily doesn't interrupt the meet up later. We can: 1. Lie about restocking our supply2. See if we can't get her wasted and have her pass out3. Wear her out using our natural talent 4. Combo some/all above
>>28836228>>28836247I'll wait a bit longer for more votes, otherwise rolls.
Does anyone else think that might have been a little too easy? Maybe they think we're a pyromancer now but will they still think so tonight?
>>28836261Yeah what if they want to talk about pyromancy? We know jack shit, and a low roll or shitty decision could end us.All for sex? Actually yeah whatever I just want some sweet dragon girl
>>28836261I don't think we should have encountered them at all. Sadly, I didn't make the start of the thread, so I couldn't post GUYS DON'T TAKE HARPY-AIR BECAUSE FUCKING DRAGONS.
>>28836261I suppose it all depends on how well we think they can track us down.If they can track us down easily, we lose nothing by going to the meet, and stand to gain smut; by running, we raise their suspicions if they weren't already raised, and only marginally increase our life expectancy.If they can't, we can greatly reduce our risk by just forgetting about it and ignoring them. They'll be put off, but they won't be able to find us.I think we should avoid it, just for safety's sake.
Rolled 13>>28836260>>28836247I did offer to rob them blind for them so yea
Looks like decision is to avoid them?Sounds good.What do you do instead?
>>28836355rob the place blind till we find presents for them but totally go fuck them
>>28836355Go to seep?
>>28836355Anal sex with the princess, maybe?And tell her to keep her mouth shut if we're ever in another situation like that, lest she get you both killed.
>>28836371>Guilty anal sexI vote for this.
>>28836355Nah, let's not avoid them. I have a feeling they'll track us down, and even if they don't that shit will come bite us eventually (maybe literally)Grab some goods. Go to dragons.
>>28836381>>28836371This and then>>28836382IS the best combination.
>>28836390Can we agree on this then?
>>28836355>>28836366>>28836382Hell hath no fury like a woman scornedEspecially a dragon womanIt might take her months, it might take her years, but she'll find us. And all the pyromancy in the world wont save us
>>28836390Truly, the safest course. Tire the princess out with fucking, so that she goes to sleep and won't notice our departure. We don't have to risk lying.The we can go, um, negotiate with the dragon ladies.
>>28836402>Guilty anal sex>Preferably everybody gets drunk guilty anal sex>can we make a slime sandwhich while we're at it?>Rob goods>Go meet dragons
>>28836414>Dat idea from yesterdayOh fuck yesSlimes can get drunk too right?
>>28836402Yes I am agreeable to that
>Text Adventures: How much fucking can Mr Bones squeeze into one update Edition
>>28836414>>28836390I agree with these motions
>>28836407we are rouge lying is our bread and butter >>28836402yea that's ok
>>28836432>Implying that isn't every editionThe amount of effort that goes into figuring out a way to fuck the slime girls, princess and dragons in one go is astonishing though.truly the best riddles have smut at the end.
>>28836414Well everyone sans Bones gets drunk I say.
>>28836432>Text Adventures: Refractory period? What refractory period.
Rolled 6>>28836402>>28836414Yep let's do this>desjest coupling
>>28836443Coolidge effect, baby.
>>28836443see>>28836452I am so glad this is a thing or I would be out of business
>>28836440Oh right. Maybe get a bottle of rum for everyone, and fill ours with water.Or something. Yeah, getting drunk with dragons. A good idea for another day, but not right now.
>>28836439>truly the best riddles have smut at the end.Except Jester riddlesFUCK jester riddles, and not in the usual way.
>>28836511We can fuck CaptchaWho says we can't fuck a Jester riddle into solving herself?
>>28836511What if the jester is sexy?
I'll be writing the rest shortly but for now, I need to go make a bacon sandwichThen I'll come back and make a slime one.
>Starts this shit at 5amDude comon, why would you do this
>>28836617Sorry I'm british.I'll do evening sessions instead from now on.
Oh my god the trophy caseThat is fucking hilarious. Will you update the pastebin every thread?
>>28836617>not being up at 5 amPlebian.
>>28836663Maybe not immediately afterwards but certainly before the next one.
>>28836628I ask because I wake up and DRAGONS AGHLuckily we're not dead, so I'm happy for that.
>>28836677Incidentally, you should totally pop the IIRC scene in the pastebin.For funsies
Phew this is gonna be a long one.
Is it wrong that I won't CAPTCHA to fuck with Mr Bones just to get more of them juicy, juicy stories?
>>28836778I'm waiting for him to rape QTG.Or have his moesona be raped by QTG.
>>28836778Nope.I just want him to use his necromancer powers to control her bones and her body once
>>28836794Mr Bones vs the QTG quest when?
>>28836805I don't get it...
>>28836812Oh God I assumed the irc channel had come.I thought I only mentioned it there.
>>28836805I saw the discussion on IRC last night, Mr Bones. You can't hide from it.
>>28836800Damn, just realized Mr Bones never actually did use his necromancer powers to make a someone do him while they can only watch and feel their body.
>>28836825He tried but failed rolls for it a couple times.He did hold a girl down with skeletons and fuck her that way.
>>28836821Wait, you are actually planning to rape the QTG? So much happy...
>>28836821I was there. I saw it all.
>>28836833If I recal, she was rather consensual about it.Body control but not mind control is a rarely done fetish and it saddens me.
>>28836852So you are after a non consensual girl whose body is controlled?It may crop up but I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, sorry.
Isn't this off-topic conversation best held on the IRC?
>>28836872There's an IRC for Text adventure quest?
>>28836872I actually never knew about the IRC until right now
Why do I always turn up to this late?
>>28836884No it's an IRC for all Questing related stuff.
>>28836771Sweet jesus.That is one of the better ones yet, no doubt. Damn it boner.As a side note, I find it hilarious that the chasity belt wasn't meant for any non human things being shoved in there. Talk about cheap skates, going for the discount Chasity Belts.Still, if we can take the princess' virginity with sexy goo girl condom, I'm totally cool with this.
>>28836931Oh, the QTG irc. Maybe I'll log onto it in a minute.Seriously though, text adventure quest is best quest.
I need to have a quick break from smut if I want to stay fresh, so make a decision and discuss for about 15-20 minutes while I watch more of Robocop (How the fuck haven't I seen it before it's amazing)
>>28836962>Attempt to cut off her head
>>28836962I think my mind just came
>>28837008thank god it's not random anymore.
>>28836962Give her a kiss, as you roll her off. Hopefully she stays asleep that way, or just doesn't bother getting up.Get cleaned, get dressed, get thievey. We've got work to do.
>>28837029This, we got some dragons to fuck.Nice that we found a way to circumvent the chastity spell, though.
>>28837018Do you see?It's anons like this that ruin it for everyone.>>28836962Let's enjoy the silence for a bit, before gently rolling the girl off of us and letting her rest. Once we're free, let's go check on the slime girls. They're the cutest.After them, I need a bit of clarification: We're in a tavern yes? If so, it may be a good idea to go down and check things out, see if there are any interesting people. I think we promised dragons something? If we are going, it's a good idea to be prepared
>>28837018>>28837052It was a joke and reference to Angel-derp, if we were still doing the first-even-post rule I wouldn't have posted it for fear that I might win
>>28837068>yfw 3 other anons vote for it for similar reasons>yfw it wins
>>28837068Yeah I thought so.God that was worth happening."Thanks for the fuck""THE BLOODTHIRST IS NEVER QUENCHED"
>>28837068>>28837087That line of thought would be true of Jack The Stabbers tendencies.Except we're supposed satiate our stab lust with guards, not girls.
>>28837087I am still butthurt over that, man.She had lightning powers!That would've been so fucking handy!
>>28837082I would despair and hate myself, and then delete the post and apologize.>>28837087W-we can just pretend that the Angel's magic was uncontrolled during her orgasm, and it implanted a FUCK-KILL-RAPE suggestion in our mind, right?
>>28837018>>28837052Voting for these by the wayCaptcha: ymhwhat sleeper"hmmm, what?""shh, go back to sleep"
>>28837125I didn't know captcha participated in my quests.As long as she behaves, I don't mind of course.RIGHT. Back to writan.Everyone agreed we her sleep, head out to meet with some dragons?
>>28837136we should really rob some presents first
Can we get more flashels somewhere? Those were useful.
>>28837136Well we did promise them. And if there's one thing more terrifying then a woman scorned, it's a dragon.By the way, tell the slimes to tell her when she wakes up that we're heading out for a walk, and that we'll be back soon.
>>28837119>and it implanted a FUCK-KILL-RAPE suggestion in our mind, right?Nah, we're "The Stabber" for a reason>>28837103>The guards are all girls>What do?
>>28837147>>28837155We should get that bitch some goldDragons love gold
>>28837156Stab them with our dick, of course.
>>28837168That they do.Maybe we should get em some gold
>>28837136>Let her sleep>grab some swag>go and acquire scaled bitches.>???>Profit
>>28837198Alrighty I'm writing
>>28837136>>28837198Leave a note or tell the slime girls we're on business or something.Don't want to look like we've abandoned them.
>>28837168maybe something with rubes for the red head Amethyst for the purple and Diamond for the silver
I will need one roll for the thievery.
Rolled 9>>28837250Dice gods still a shit.
Rolled 18>>28837250Lets ago!
Guys, you realize we ALREADY HAVE the jewelry we stole from the princess in the first thread?
>>28837262Oh wait, we do?
>>28837262Yeah screw stealing anything, stealing anything is a terrible idea.
>>28837262...Good fucking point. We should have thought of that before we tempted the dice gods.
>>28837262... Let's just give this to the dragons instead.We've been carrying it around for ages.
>>28837262I thought we sold that
>>28837281>pastebin>Money: 800GP in jewelry and cash. Enough to buy a full set of equipment 10 times over>in jewelryNot all of it.
>>28837262that's hilarious.I'm not sure whether I want to be an asshole and give the jewelry from our !Girlfriend to some random encounter sluts, or be an asshole and save it for later to give to the Princess as a gift, though.
>>28837290I see.Let's take some choice gems from the horde, then. As a gift
>>28837262>>28837270>>28837271>>28837272>>28837279>Give dragons princess jewels>Dragons somehow meet up with princess>Princess sees dragon wearing her jewels
>>28837291That really won't work, we stole it from her in the first place. She will recognize it.
>>28837307that's thy we are stealing them something nice
>>28837308I know she'll recognize it.That's what makes it so deliciously assholish.
>>28837307If the princess can identify gems as her's somehow, then she deserves to kick us in the ass.But seriously. She's not a dragon. She wouldn't be able to tell particular gems apart, geez.
>>28837307Well, obviously the fence we sold them to got robbed by the dragons.Alternatively, we can save the prettiest of the jewelry and claim we went through a lot of trouble to retrieve it.
>>28837320>Alternatively, we can save the prettiest of the jewelry and claim we went through a lot of trouble to retrieve itSo deliciously douchebaggy
Wait how the hell would she recognize them?I mean, as long as we take just the gem, and not the thing they're set in, there's virtually no way to identify it as one of her gems. Unless she puts some sorta watermark on all her jewelry, in which case I'm inclined to call bullshit
>>28837332Ye, we can just pop the gemstones out, that works.
>>28837320This is good. Very good.Although I think Mr Bones is already writing the thievery with the roll of 9.
>>28837344Backup plan when the thievery fails then.
>>28837319>>28837332Let's just hope there isn't a big ol' "Crown Jewel passed down generation to generation" type thing in there, and we're good.
>>28837350Yeah, that works.
>>28837344Sadly, probably. If we he come to this realization post-plan-acceptance but pre-roll, I think he'd reconsider. But post-roll it looks too much like a renege due to a poor check.Still, we should remember to gift Princess her jewels later and play it off as romantic retrieval through lots of trouble.
>>28837358We could play it off as a joke if it is.
>>28837358I guess. But if they were that valuable, you'd think she'd ask us to give it back by now.
>>28837364God I hate that.Forgetting stuff that makes sense to do before rolling a poor roll.Feels bad man.
>>28837374This anon has a point, sincerily doubt any of the jewelry had any additional/sentimental value (other than being jewelry), or we would have been told to get it back if we wanted to keep our virility
>>28837396I think it's more of the thought of "you gave her my jewels?" than actaully the jewels being valuable.Or how the dragon would think about that"You stole these jewels from your girlfriend to give to me? YOU have a girlfriend?"But I'm sure everything will be fine anyway, shouldn't cause too much trouble
It turned out fair enough anyway. Kind of an amalgamation of the two.I'm going to have to take a little break now but go ahead and discuss. I'll be present enough to answer questions.
>>28837436Well, the dragons care more about the GEMS than the jewels, so we pop the gems from the gold, give the gems.Impossible to tell it was hers.
>>28837440Sex pyromancy.Sorry I just want both
>>28837440Oooh I like these girls.But we just had super sensitive sex. Training comes first, ask them to teach us a little something and, maybe after, we can reward them for their 'help' yes?
>>28837449Not him, but I thought gems and jewels were the same thing.
>>28837487Right, meant jewelry*
>>28837471>>28837485Seems good.Pyro rogue!Maybe something that can be useful for rogues, like moving flames or extinguishing them at will, plunging the place in darkness.
>>28837537This really ups our combat potential. It won't make us a Fighter, but hey, it's gonna be handy.And, as seen above, it apparently labels us as a Druid as well so that's nice.Fuck man, I was so sure we were gonna die for trying to fire punch a dragon.
Rolled 16>>28837485Sounds good to me
Rolled 8>>28837537>>28837546we can weld things shut/together cut through walls/armour
>>28837571Fuck yeah, use fire extinguishing power to put the place in complete darkness, while sneaking into the vaults and using our flame to cut through the safe.
>>28837597>implying we will ever roll well enough for this to happen.
>>28837603You got a point, we need like 6-7 consecutive +15 rolls or else everything just falls apart.But we gotta try!
>>28837603If at first you don't make that golem
Sorry something came up.I will be back shortly.
>>28837741Ok I'm back! place your votes on what you want to learn!Anything fire based is possible, but power comes with risk.
>>28837798We've got something strong that takes us a lot of time to activate, and is somewhat draining.Let's get something that we can use quickly, and more frequently. Some kind of basic ranged attack would be nice, since we can't carry enough knives.
>>28837828Yeah, quick and nasty fire balls would be very handy. Quite apart from being totally badass to use.
>>28837798>>28837828I'd be good with what this anon says, basically Burning Hands. A light spew of flames, meant to burn stuff, scare things, and just generally provide AoE right?That or a 'flame knife' attack. Small, knife shaped flame attack. Good range.
>>28837798>>28837828>>28837844They're totally going to notice how bad we are at pyromancy and realize we're not really a druidHopefully they don't care because we gave them jewels and are a good fuck.
Rolled 19>>28837798Something like fire darts or maybe flame bullets?
>>28837828>>28837844Flaming Blades?Summon a set of flaming bolts you can fling in quick succession. Slight explosive quality to them, enough to ignite hair, clothing etc.
>>28837855>>28837866Bingo.Roll for bluffing pyromancy knowledge and for learning
>>28837902And one more for the learning.
Rolled 9>>28837909I shall tempt fate by rolling twice. Come at me, dice gods!
Rolled 13>>28837885Bluffing like high stakes so we don't become steak
>>28837914This quest sure loves the number 9
Rolled 1>>28837945Well, might have been meh, but at least it came before the 2.Hopefully we get big bonuses for it being a more basic attack, already knowing one complex pyromancy, and having three dragon waifus to teach us.
>>28837977At least that roll didn't matter.
>>28837977Whew.Glad we got that sucker outta the way
>>28837999>>28838002I love how superstitious /tg/ is.
>>28838016I think that's just tabletop gamers in general.We have more dice superstitions than compulsive gamblers.
>>28838016Not superstitious at all, just glad that roll didn't count.
Rolled 15>>28838016Do I need to post my dice stats again?
Rolled 3>>28838016>I love how superstitious /tg/ iswe have long since learned not to tempt the dice
>What do you do?
>>28838171Dig up water spell info.I think the princess could use that.
>>28838171Nice covering your tracks there, brah.Can we learn anything else? Or is it time to 'pay' them?I'd be alright with asking them do they know any 'interesting' spells you'd like to teach us. Fire wise, that is.
>>28838171What >>28838207 said and start getting cozy with Sundalia
>>28838171So, physically begin foreplay.Socially, begin chittering about lost knowledge from when the treaty was signed - branch off of Flaming Blades into this supposed water magic that the village doesn't even recall anymore.
>>28838171>>28838207>>28838247If we can squeeze more magic, would be nice if we could get a good compression spell.Hold a slime girl in our hand, and lob her at someone.
>>28838308I don't think I want to use anything pyromancy-derived on our liquid-based slime girls.
>>28838333Well clearly, I meant more general magic if we're capable of that.On the off chance they CAN survive comfortably at high temperatures, that would actually be even more usefull.
This thread lasted so long it's difficult to keep the time up, hence the slow updates. Feel free to discuss etc. I just find it hard to write for a long time without getting pulled away for something or other.
>>28838445>tailOh boy Jack, you're in for it now
>>28838490 I think they were joking.I HOPE they were joking.
>>28838445PFFFFFFF HAAHAHAAHAHAHOH GOD DAMN JACKGOD DAMN MANYou seriously get yourself into the worse situations, man.Holy crap.Alright then, let's start with something simple here with the shy one, and give her a nice groping, feel her up all over And keep an eye on her tail>>28838512Don't worry about it. She can't stick it up our ass if we have it in our hand as we bend her over, right?
>>28838512Obviously a hand on her tail and an eye the sisters' tail too
Number 100 ladies and gentlemen!Make the most vital choice this series will ever see.
>>28838823Fuck the virginIn the ass.BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>28838845veto this is just meanget a double blowjob, throat fuck Talia, fuck Yirda from behind and make sweet tender love with kissing and handholding with Sundalia
>>28838859>not titfucking the pretensous bitchrest I can live with.
I'll wait around because I'm a little pooped and I'd like more votes.Go ahead and make your choice
>>28838823Take it slow let Sun set the paceDon't listen to Django
>>28838859Good, but do Yirda in the ass.
>>28838859>>28838929I second this plan, hard.
>>28838823Oh we'll do them all, but we'll make Sundalia's extra special in some way. Cause I like her the most
Ok. Get the double oral, fuck yirda from behind in the ass, titfuck Talia and make sweet love with our shy little favourite.I am actually fuzzy headed from lack of food, so I'll try and write it but if it starts coming out shit I'll have to delay for a couples hours because I want to get this one right.
>>28839060Putting it off to make sure it's perfect is A-OK by us, Mr Bones. If you're fuzzy headed the you should definitely eat and then come back.
>>28839060>>28839085Yeah, take a mental refractory break.Hmm, we have two hands and there's three of them with tails. Whatever will we do heh heh heh
>>28839112I'm worried.What if we're tapping into Mr Bone's imagination too much.What's going to happen if we deplete it or burn it out?
>>28839311Don't you know that it's infinite?
>>28839898Heh.I am enjoying playing with these two.LET THE TRAIN ROLL ON
>>28839898I'm really exhausted so part three will come in in 2-3 hours.
>>28840274>Aren't you gonna come in my mouth?This is why she just became best girl so far>tasting your tongue, chest, and stomach before enveloping your memberAlso different tangent she's gonna hunt us down or come with us ain't she.
>>28840274No prob, Bonesy. Thread's got some bump left, we can keep her alive when all the major quests go nuts later.Rest well, I'll be here waitin for ya.>>28840460>Dragongirl servantI am okay with this.
Bumpin for dragon girl goodness
>>28841970Bump for dragon titties.
For best girl I bump
30 minutes lads
>>28842630Alright I'm back. Anyone still alive?I'll start writan anyway, it can always go in the pastebin.
>>28842937My body is ready.
>>28842982 So is Sundalia's
>>28843437What next while Sundalia rests?
>>28843459Time to give some attention to the eldest what's her name again? Breast play is best play
>>28843459I recall something about sticking it in yirda's ass.I still want that, but we should probably give Talia some attention first, since we haven't yet.
>>28844297Ask the dragon girls for a quick rundown of the local area, then we go back to the princess and tell her we were out scouting ahead to make sure it was safe.
>>28844297Wake them up, a slap to Yirda's ass, some tongue for Talia, and a couple soft and sweet kisses for Sundalia. Then it's gotta go FAST
>>28844426I am completely dead so that's it for the night.I'm sorry I missed >>28844377 I simply didn't see it in my blind exhaustion.Goodnight boners remember to do the archive business, follow @MrBonesQuest, and catch-up or check the trophy case on the pastebin (Which will be updated with this thread's contents tomorrow.)Good night. Gonna archive and then collapse in front of Robocop
>>28844709totally forgot the file. Jesus.
>>28844751Nice, Petal has definitely earned a reward for saving our sorry ass.>>28844802Thanks for the thread Mr Bones, always a pleasure.
>>28844751>>28844802Bones you da Man, get some sleep
I almost forgotBonus time
When is the next one?
>>28848192Cool. Been a good thread, bones...I will..try to be awake for the next one, but damn 5 am is steep. Dang british I still say they should move Europe closer.