"Miho Nishizumi!" Kay says gregariously as you find the table. Evidently you had been among the last to arrive- Anzu, Momo and Yuuzu as well as the rest of Miho's crew are already seated at the table with Kay and some of her crew, and looking over the tables you can see most of the team talking, joking looking over menus mixed among Saunders tankers. "So good to see you again!" As Miho bows politely, though, Kay envelopes her in a huge bear hug. Miho seems a bit surprised by this action.You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and Kay really is the friendly sort- inviting your team out for cakes and offering to foot the bill- not that her school would have any trouble affording it. The cake shop seems to be a similar affair to the Panz-Tank themed cake shop on Oorai, but much larger."T-Thank you, Kay." Miho says, still glancing about nervously. "Thank you for inviting us!"Kay smiles broadly, before gesturing you two to a couple of open seats at her table. "Have a seat, guys!">Have a seat.>"Actually, I should probably go find my crew.">Other.
>>28808653>Have a seat.Text the fuckers to get over here, they've got phones.
>>28808653> OtherRemain standing and tell her she's not your mom and can't tell you what to do
>>28808705This sounds good.
>>28808653>>Have a seat.Rose needs to calm down and her brother is probably enjoying time with his girl-friend. The Irishman is enjoying time with his 2d-waifu. Let them be.
>>28808653>Now eventually you do plan to have tanking on your Tanking Quest, right?can we go tanking next thread, BJ? Please?
>CAKETIMEI'm expecting loli fragging now
>>28808866There will be tanks either in this thread or next one.
>>28808653>Have a seat.Let's eat.
>Serving Staff Approaches
>>28809454>>28809387 I'd my Bratwürst in their Sauerkraut.
>>28809387>>28809454i would weiner in their schnitzel
>>28809506Oh please, you couldn't get laid in Germany.
>>28809611Not unless I do it quick.
You smile and take a seat next to Miho, who Kay still has a friendly arm around. "I saw that footage from last year's match against Pravda." She says, looking a bit more serious- she rubs Miho's shoulders reassuringly. "What you did was pure bravery."Miho look down, evidently the memory isn't the fondest. "T-thank you." She says quietly. "But it cost us the match and the tournement..."Kay holds the Panzer IV's commander with her hands on her shoulders. "No." She says sternly. "Listen- I showed what you did to every tanker on my team and made it clear- absolutely clear- that I would expect no less from any of them." Kay nods, making eye contact with Miho to make sure she understands. "Got it?" Miho nods. "Good." Kay says with a wink.Miho sits down and looks over at you, you smile reassuringly. "She's right." You say, simply, as you pick up the menu, though feel a desperate need to change the subject for her.>"So Anzu, what's good here?">"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?">Other.
>>28809669>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"
>>28809669>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"Subject cheingo
>>28809669>"So Anzu, what's good here?"in b4 sweet potato something or other
>>28809669>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"Need moar Kay.
>>28809652She has a Pussy, I have a Dick. So what's the Problem?
>>28809669>>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"
>>28809705Russ seems to like the sweet potato things too
>>28809669>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"'Murica.
>>28809669>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"And if you say sweet potato anything I swear to god I will wring your Presidential neck.
>>28809669>>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay? Or am I going to have to guard my girlfriend from your advances?"
>>28809764>Or am I going to have to guard my girlfriend from your advances?"Miho hasn't broken the news yet, remember? Even if we are bad at hiding it, she wanted to do it herself.
>>28808866Tanks? What are tanks?
>>28809789This is true, >>28809764That said>>28809669>"So Anzu, what's good here?">"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"
>>28808866No tanks, only drama.
>>28809669>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"
>>28809669"It's kinda hot. How about you take that jacket off?"
>>28809506>>28809611>>28809652>>28809715This is why I love you, /tg/.>>28809669>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"
>>28809669>"So Anzu, what's good here?"
So I went and climbed a mountain yesterday and I'm dog tired.Don't expect any SaS tonight, but be pleasently surprised if/when it appears
>>28809669>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"Was hier ist Gut ?
>>28810158What mountain?pic related, I took it
>>28809669Told my friend (yes his name is actually Ivan) this while he was driving me back to my dorm. He nearly cold-cocked me upside the head.Oh, and >"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"
>>28809669>"So Anzu, what's good here?">>28810158Did living in NYC steal your manhood?
>>28810257It's a mountain by Australian standardsso not actually a mountainAustralia's tallest mainland mountain is barely over 2,000 metres The one I climbed has a peak of 1,156m, but you start around halfway up so I climbed about 570m yesterday. It was a ten kilometre hike over four hours. It's not the most strenous of mountain climbs, but I'm just an amateur bushwalker. Still though it was decent.The last 40 or so metres to the peak involves a rock climb with a chain, and that was fun as hell.
>mfw both the IS-3 and IS-6 are senshado-legal
>>28810380I'm Australian you dumb cunt
>>28810408Now all we need is Obj. 704 and T92 battery and we can KILL EVERYONE!
>>28810415Did you know Australians don't know how to spell "beer"?They spell it with four Xs
>>28810390Mountain-hiking is pretty tiring, but the view at the end is amazing.Ask my father, over 50 and he still climbs whenever he gets the chance.
>>28810446what?you americans spell xxxx as 'beer'?
>>28810446Only if you're a QLD bogan.And happen to like drinking literal piss.
>>28810466just ignore the troll and lets get back to little girls driving tanks.
>>28810468oiI take offence to being called a bogan
>>28810523and here we go...
>>28810468>>28810523God bless you crazy people on the bottom of the world
>>28810466I'm from New Zealand
>>28810885you got any space left down there in New Zealand? it's getting kinda nuts up here in the states.
>>28810885aw shit a kiwibroYou were already pretty cool
>>28810951Heck, I went to NZ for a extended family wedding a few years ago, I never wanted to leave. IOW, got room for 2?
You pick up a menu and start reading off it. "So, Anzu." You say, looking over at the class President. "What's good here?" You say, glancing down the colorful pictures of tank-themed deserts."I've never been here, actually." Anzu says, flanked by Momo. "Too expensive for my tastes.""You wanted your tank gold." You say flatly. "An entire tank. Then you painted over it again.""That was school money." Momo says sternly. "Used for a school activity."You roll your eyes. "Well, there's nothing with sweet potatoes in it, so I guess you'll have to improvise." You say, sighing as you look down the menu. "Actually, the Sherman Apple Cake is quite good..." Miho says suddenly. "So is the Bavarian Chocolate Maus- but that needs to be split with at least four people." She realises that several people are looking at her with amazement and immediately blushes. "S-sorry- I was here a few years ago with... I was here a few years ago." She hadn't mentioned that earlier.>Maus- it's what's for desert.>Sherman sounds like a slice of home.>"What are you going to have, Miho?">Other.
>>28811027>What do you WANT to have, Miho?if not that, then>MURRIKA Sherman cake
>>28811027>Chocolate Maus for EVERYONE
>>28811027>Sherman sounds like a slice of home.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYlR6RwRCw
>>28811027>>Maus- it's what's for desert.Split a Maus with Miho.One Yank equals 3 Nips for eating capacity anyway.
>>28811022As a New Zealander, I really want to visit America. Maybe it's a case of "The grass is greener"
>>28811027>Maus- it's what's for desert.followed by >"What are you going to have, Miho?"possibly do cutsie couples-sharing food if Miho wants the Maus as well... >>28811056what he said basically.
>>28811027>Sherman sounds like a slice of home.
>>28811075Trust me, you don't want to, medical insurance is basically extortion there.I'd recommend Australia instead.
>>28811027>Maus- it's what's for desert.4 people, or 1 American.
>>28811027>>"What are you going to have, Miho?"Failing that>Maus- it's what's for desert.Why the fuck not.
>>28811075depends on where you visit. plus, there is a difference between "visit" and "living"Capcha: itsAda hisGuys, I think umbrella's trying to hijack the thread
>>28811103>medical insurance is basically extortion there.It's not extortion if the government mandates it. That's called a tax.What you call a tax that can't legally be enforced by the law that put it into place, however, I do not know.
>>28811075Depending on where and when you visit, it's a nice place
>>28811027>Maus- it's what's for desert.
>>28811056This.Let's reassure our girlfriend with a rich chocolatey treat.
>>28811075come for a visit get in and see the sights while you can. before it all falls apart up here. I'm not joking, things are going from bad to worse for those who live up here. i don't expect the civil war 2.0 just yet, but it still come up and see what we got before it's gone.
>>28811155Basically this. The thing about the States that I feel a lot of foreigners don't get is that it's enormous. Only Canadians seem to really grasp it and that's because Canada is even bigger.
>>28811239Let's make some new, happier memories for Miho.>>28811271Not to mention each State has its own mini culture and cultures within those cultures.
>>28811271>that it's enormousPretty much. I feel almost as much of an outsider in California as I do in England. ~300 million people on a landmass from a bunch of different places makes for a fun and quite varied visiting experience. Road tripping across the states is really...eye opening
>>28811027We're having Maus for pre-dessert. We're having Miho for dessert.
>>28811425And closed by enjoying Maho together
>>28811425not what I meant by making new memories...>>28811469(Headdesk) REALLY not what I meant.
>>28811425what are these confused feelings
>>28811565whether or not to let BlackJack write the lewd or see if Anchovy writer is around. because people want the sex now apparently... right before our first match and not as a celebration of our victory.
>>28811469That's not how you say Kay.
>>28811626no love for Nonoha?
>>28811620But we've only kissed her once like an hour agoHave we even held hands at this point?
>>28811653Why would we want to impregnate Miho? We're just high-schoolers.
>>28811698Highschoolers want to hump everything that moves.
>>28811626having Kay after Miho is not advised; you can't handle it. Better to have Kay on one, long session alone.>>28811653Well, we slept together in couch.
>>28811716hump != impregnate
>>28811653Yes, but not sure if the rest of the anons are serious or joking about the "take her now in front of everyone" statements.>>28811698see what I mean? I'm not endorsing the lewd ideas, they just keep crawling out of the woodwork!
>>28811271>The thing about the States that I feel a lot of foreigners don't get is that it's enormous.Live in NY. Haven't been to NYC in almost a decade.Not in a hurry to change that.
>>28811692We have?This relationship is moving too fast!
>>28811737When I said we should have her for dessert, I meant making out in the commander's seat of Black Jack after we win this match, not brutally taking in front of God and everyone on the table RIGHT NOW.
>>28811075Going from East to West...The Rural northeast is quite pretty, and like it or not, is the real birthplace of America.Northeastern CITIES, on the other hand, need to be firebombed.Mid-Atlantic is decent, but avoid DC and Baltimore. Actually, avoid any big city anywhere in the U.S.The Deep South lives up to a lot of its stereotypes, for better or for worse. The rule of thumb is that the more rural the part of the South is, the more polite AND insular it becomes.The Midwest is nice, if you like wide open spaces without too many people. Small town Midwest is the America you see in movies and books set in the U.S.The Southwest is similar, but a lot warmer. Austin is the single exception to the big city rule, Austin is pretty cool.The Rockies and Cascades are absolutley breathtaking. Words don't do them justice.The Pacific Northwest is worth it just to see the rainforests.Fuck California.I can't really comment on Hawaii or Alaska, seeing as I've never been outside the continental U.S.
>>28811716Humping? What does that have to do with it? Sentinel was advocating hand holding!
>>28811769Convince them of that! (points to rising tide of lewd)>>28811792It just keeps escalating! (plus, clarification of time, place, and actions goes a long way in a relationship)
>>28811799Northeastern Cities are alright for like...2-3 days. after that they get pretty damn old. I personally like the south quite a lot, but you do have to...get used to the people's beliefs
>>28811799>The Deep South lives up to a lot of its stereotypes, for better or for worse. The rule of thumb is that the more rural the part of the South is, the more polite AND insular it becomes.http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/08/magazine/crazy-ants.html?_r=0I wouldn't go south even if you paid me.
>>28811856> NYTimes> NY anything
>>28811901Oh yeah?http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/carroll/article/Something-new-to-worry-about-crazy-ants-5052672.phphttp://articles.latimes.com/2013/may/16/science/la-sci-sn-alien-crazy-ants-20130516http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2013/06/30/crazy-ants-south/2446941/http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-crazy-ants-florida-10292013,0,5932769.posthttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/crazy-ants-gulf-coast_n_4165849.htmlhttp://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/26/us-usa-ants-idUSBRE99P04520131026http://www.businessinsider.com/crazy-ants-invading-southeastern-us-2013-5Take your pick.
>>28811856jesus christ this is why I have a phobia of ants
>>28811856jesus fuck. I live in Louisiana and I haven't seen these yet, thank god
>>28811856>Not going south>Not driving on the utter perfection that is southern roadsYou don't realize it up here, but glacial till, river valleys, and 100+ degree swings in temperature are shit conditions to build roads.
>>28811957What? They don't have killer ants down there?
>>28812013>southern roads>utter perfectionhahahahahahaha
>>28811851I grew up and still live on the Flora-Bama line, there's no place I'd rather be.>>28812013>utter perfection that is southern roadsWhat. I can't image any place in the U.S. with WORSE roads than here.
>>28812027nope just killer EVERYTHING ELSE!
>>28812027Surprisingly no.When I was there all I had to deal with is the odd spider, then again, those spiders were pretty fucking huge.>tfw you have arachnophobia
>>28811953If you had all of these sources, why did you pick the NY Times one
>>28812049I spent my summers and went to university in NC. Though I live in Philly now, I really want to get back...
>>28812027actually nothere were some giant proto-ants found in the middle of the Simpson Desert, but they've never been seen again.
>>28812032>>28812049Come north friend, come north.You have no idea.
>>28812119Because that was the one I actually read, the rest I got after going through like 10 seconds through Google.
>>28812137Hmmm.Time to add more diversity to Australia nature then.
>>28811799>>28811851>>28811856you don't have to go way deep south, just head into the Appalachia mountains and you'll be fine. The rockies have great views, but so does this place and the forest is everywhere if you like a vibrant living places.>>28811901>>28811953they are all one and the same. i'd take the ants over all the damn bears, wolves and cayotes up north. Misigan is loaded with them.>>28812032we have less pot holes and no rusting your car out due to road salt.
>>28812162please dontpleaseoh god please no
>>28812032>>28812049I live in Maryland. My fiancee is from Philadelphia. There was an actual line on the roads that cross the border where the road quality drops like a cliff.
>>28812194I'd take the coyotes, wolves, and bears over the ants. At least you can shoot the animals and actually have an effect.
>>28812219Are you saying PA or MD roads are shit? Because if you're saying PA, I totally agree. Our roads (around Philly at least) blow
>>28812218relax, he'll probably die like 2 weeks after arriving from some snake or spider.>>28812249Not to mention Indiana, CONSTANT construction work, everyday roads are different.
>>28812249Fuck your road quality, PA can't figure out proper signing to save its life.Even NY can manage that. Mostly.
>>28812249Probably should have clarified, but going from MD to PA you knew you crossed the border when the road starts making noise.
>>28812281Just like the rabbits and cane toads, right?
>>28812308And when you start to feel like your car has fucking hydraulics.>>28812290I've never really had a problem with our signage...unless you're talking about 76, which is a nightmare all its own
>>28812309I believe>>28812281is talking about me. Well, i am no expert on animal, but i'd figure releasing the ants on city, far from spiders/snake will still do.
>>28811799>Fuck CaliforniaHey now, don't let the vapid assholes on the coastal cities judge the whole of the state! The state has a lot to offer, from the Yosemite Valley to the redwood groves on the coast, even all the way out to the desert flats that one should always be careful ATV'ing through as they unexpectedly intersect live gunnery ranges for some of the military bases.The weather's nice most of the time, too, regardless of where you are. But as said before, stay the fuck away from Los Angeles, Hollywood, and San Fran unless you are doing the tourist thing. Traffic is shitty, people are assholes, and things only get better as you cross down south into Orange County and San Diego, east over into the desert flats and that long, deserted stretch of road running across the Mojave into Las Vegas, or up north to Santa Barbara.
>>28812194>they are all one and the same. i'd take the ants over all the damn bears, wolves and cayotes up north. Misigan is loaded with them.I hope you like not having electronics anon.
>>28812423Fuck Kimmo Lemmeti to make a good comic and (mostly) abandoned it.If only i could use paypal here with my debit card...
>>28812423The only thing in California I ever want to see is Born Free. Beyond that, I don't think I could deal with the government or sardine-pack, even for a short visit.
>>28812340>I've never really had a problem with our signageThis is most likely because you are used to it. Much like them folks from the south who think they know shit roads.Or that weird bit of disbelief I get whenever I'm confronted with a place where the local weather has any value because there aren't separate micro climates every half mile.
>>28811799>The Midwest is nice, if you like wide open spaces without too many people. Small town Midwest is the America you see in movies and books set in the U.S.Best city in the US saying you're a dick.
So, uh... back to girls and tanks...Did we ever come up with a strategy for facing down Saunders? We're literally facing them down this or next thread.
>>28812637Kill the Firefly and the Easy Eights before they could get to us was basically it from what I remember.
>>28812637Strategy is Women's work.
>>28812637Dude, we've still got a few weeks to put together aplan, don't worry too much.
>>28812545Actually the major thing wrong with Californian government isn't really the politicians- it's the people. We have an open referendum system, so anyone with a few thousand signatures can put a law on the ballot, and then the next state election everyone votes on it. On one hand it's given us medical marijuana laws and gay marriage, on the other hand we get really fucking retarded laws that go through all the time.
"Wanna split a Maus?" You ask, looking over at Miho."It's meant for four peop-" She starts, but you cut her off."I'll take that as a yes." You say closing the menu with a grin. "I've always had a soft spot for chocolate anything, really."Miho actually looks a bit worried at this point. "...But it's meant for four people."Anzu, never the one to much care about political correctness, makes the connection. "I think it means four Japanese people, Miss Nishizumi."She looks from you to Anzu, and then back to you. "...Really?" You nod."I think I've been challenged." Kay says from across the table, leaning back cracking her knuckles. "Maus for me and Alice, then."Miho looks horrified.>Challenge accepted.>"Aren't you worried about calories?">Maybe we shouldn't go crazy...>Other.
>>28812664that's what you said weeks ago, anonwhat happens when we don't have weeks left? what then?
>>28812668>Actually the major thing wrong with Californian government isn't really the politicians- it's the people.Damn straight, it's hard to complain about politicians when you had the fucking Governator in office.
>>28812686>Challenge accepted.This gunna be gud.
>>28812611>This is most likely because you are used to itPerhaps, but remember that I also spent 5-6 years in NC. I've seen plenty of other signage and really didn't notice much of a difference>>28812625...okay, so there's nothing, then Minneapolis-St. Paul, then a whole bunch more nothing>>28812637Kill the Firefly and the Easy 8s, try and isolate their flag tank and take it down>>28812686I love you Kay>Challenge accepted.this is when someone should start playing America Fuck Yea in the background
>>28812686>>Challenge accepted.TIME FOR CAKEOFF
>>28812686>Challenge accepted.Kay once again solidifies here position as Best Girl.
>>28812637the extent of it was >>28812657besides, we (out og char) know that it will get intercepted, so the big test will be how we react to the radio interception.BTW, have we met anyone from Saunders other than Kay?>>28812686nevermind, we're in an eating contest with them.>Challenge accepted."Don't worry Miho, this is just another day of the week for me."
>>28812692With BJ posting speed... we will fight Saunders at next session at earliest.Strategies are boiled down to "May Mother Miho Protect Us"
>>28812746>BTW, have we met anyone from Saunders other than Kay?Alice is here with us apparently.
>>28812686>Challenge accepted.US Shall devour all of your Nation's resources.
>>28812742dang I was hoping to post that pic. I'll settle for this one. BTW, anyone though about what we say/do with Pravda?
>>28812686>Challenge accepted.for those girls, the calories might just go to their bust line.
>>28812686>Challenge accepted.IT'S GO TIME, KAY. ARE YOU AS AMERICAN AS A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MALE? I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
>>28812774what is happening here?
>>28812861do you actually want to know?
>>28812810Turn it into an over-long analogy for the Cold War and MURRIKA...I jest somewhat...I do like lil' Katyusha and Nonna>>28812891...kind of
>>28812810I may not have made the image, but my friend who did sent it to me through Skype and I was the first one to post ityou thought you could defeat me?
>>28812861Any game of Risk, Civilization, or any other nation/army building ever.
>>28812668>On one hand it's given us medical marijuana laws and gay marriageDidn't it also give you not gay marriage?
>>28812915I'm thinking that we compliment Nonna, and act brotherly towards Katyusha. That's throw them for a loop. Also, wierd pic is bad metaphor of the US.>>28812945or that, that works too.>>28812918(downcast) no.
>>28812686>Challenge accepted.Give me two utensils. I will be dual wielding.>"Aren't you worried about calories?"Why? We know where she puts them.
>>28812686>Kay>Thinking she can outglutton an AmericanYOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. FOR AMERIFATS EVERYWHERE.
>>28813042I'm game for most fried things, but that looks fucking disgusting.
>>28813042is... is that sugar-glazed?oh god *shudders*
>>28813042>that pictureI swear to God just looking at those things are giving me a heart attack, and I'm not exactly underweight.
>>28812861Cold War intensifies
>>28813042hey, at least we are physically active, unlike some others.
>>28812742Mfw I made that pic in paint for you and it keeps showing up everywhere.
>>28813042I'm so American I have more guns than welfare enrollments and even I think that's disgusting.
>>28813105YOU CAN'T STOP THE SPREADI wonder if it's shown up in an /a/ GuP thread yet.we'd start seeing it EVERYWHERE
>>28812810Throw ourselves at Commissar Nonna's feet and pray that she doesn't send us to count trees in Siberia?No, but in all seriousness, the T-34's and KV's that Pravda has will give us a run for our money. Then again, we *do* have the Tiger, don't we? I say we make a spearhead with the Pershing and Tiger out front, StuG on long rane duty, and the Panzer IV, Excelsior, and Lee on holding up our flanks. I just hope we can find the Sodoclones their Char B1 by the time we fight Pravda--or hell, even by Anzio.
>>28813142I was about to say that their guns are shit barring the D-5T, then I remembered the armor on a good portion of our tanks are terrible.
>>28813142Considering the upgrades that everyone else is gettingIosef StalinsIosef Stalins everywhere
>>28813099that's as awesome, reminds me of pic>>28813142The manga had us find the B1, but we had to take Erwin, ms. fluffy, and one of the freshmen to drive it. Hopefully we can avoid that. For Pravda, can we weld the extra frontal armor on and finally go full Super Pershing?
>>28813042>>28813077>>28813080>>28813091>>28813104>>28813111>>28813112did I Murika too hard? I've never actually eaten one of those myself...I just googled 'Murika' and posted the first thing I found. Perhaps pic related would be more appropriate.
>>28812810I've always been fond of the scenario of Rose acting like Sena when she sees Kobato (Katyusha). But it won't happen.
>>28813202with some side of T-44 and some ISU 152.
>>28813142>>28813202Once again, IS-3s and IS-6's are senshado legal. As are certain Objects, IIRC.
>>28813253>certain Objectsthere I go, thinking about Nonna Chest again...
>>28813253If I see a SINGLE BL-10 Derpgun, I say we either call it quits or start calling in favors (bigger guns and armor)
>>28813253Blackjack (the tank) is going back to the Korean War daysI wonder if the Tank Spirit will fight harder after facing down its old enemies-wait, didn't someone have the theory, fucking ages ago, that Pravda would have an IS-2 and it would be the same tank that Blackjack killed back in Korea? Holy shit, IS-2 confirmed.
>>28813275Wonderous Soviet sloped armor!
>>28813275Weakling, unlike you, I would neve- *drifts off thinking about Kay*
>>28813253Where the heck would Pravda find IS tanks? It's not like they can just loot a state museum under the guise of some bullshit eminent domain bi-law, and it's not like they're just gonna dig these things out of some potato farmer's field in the Ukraine.
>>28813275lol>>28813296(rolls out of bed laughing)Miho's going to have to tell us to pick our mouth off the ground when we meet her now.>>28813302This is why I love you guys>>28813282Nonna had an IS-2 already
>>28812810We can go full psyops and start blasting bourgeois capitatlist rock music wideband to try and drive them into a frenzy.>>28813302Please, no *actions.*
>>28813340One would assume the Government would sell or upkeep them since Tank Combat is a major sport reaching up to the Olympic level in this world.
>>28812810When they ask for our surrender give them a suitcase full of Levis.
>>28813224Is that Megas XLR?
>>28813340Three words: Kubinka Tank Museum>>28813363I had though about taking Alice's radio interception gear and re-configuring it to do just that, but with this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=VmNheGag9w8
>>28813349Oh shit, they did, didn't theyBLACKJACK FACES DOWN ITS OLD NEMESIS, OBJECT 216 WHO WILL WIN IN THIS COLD WAR SHOWDOWN? FIND OUT SUNDAY!!(was it 216? I don't want to archive dive to find it)
>>28813363They'd just drown us out by singing Russian folk tunes. Could you imagine the surprise on our faces if we see a fucking column of T-34's burst from behind a snowbank, all the little girls crewing them singing "Polyushka Polye" as loud as their lungs can manage?
>>28813282He could feel the presence of his old enemy nearby. Though their crews had changed, they had not. He knew his enemy knew that they would face each other once more. He hungered for the chance to prove himself superior to Soviet engineering once more, despite the fact that the Union no longer existed. No matter. His had been a higher calling; to defeat the enemies of the United States of America. Now his calling was higher still: to impart in the youth of today a love of tanking and armored vehicles.It was a good calling, he knew, but just this once, he would let the older mission, deeply ingrained within his armor and turret and treads take over. To hunt. To /kill/. And no better tank for it than the IS-2, Soviet scum that it was.Already he could feel the pistons in his engine firing a little faster, a little smoother, at the thought. His turret moved a bit quicker, his gun was smoother to aim, he hungered for the sounds and the smells of combat once more. Today, NOW, he would become Black Jack, not the Tank for Tankery or Senshado, but Black Jack the Killer, Black Jack the Hunter, Black Jack the Indomitable.(On another, unrelated note, fuck the number Captcha system.)
>>28813296> No trigger disciplineWouldnotoperate/10
>>28813425http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmNheGag9w8 Fixed your youtube link.
>>28813436Eh, numbers are easier to read.and +1 for BlackJack.
>>28813435That's when we crank up the volume and que the Bass Cannon.>>28813436I prefer numbers to messed up letters.>>28813481Thanks, don't know how I missed that.
>>28813436It's gloriousBlackjack perspective when?
>>28813436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJB036ev2Q [patriotism intensifies]
>>28813435Ah, but we have a secret weapon: Our amps go to 11. Let's see the commies copy that glorious bit of western engineering!
>>28813519>>28813496I guess you guys have a point. I don't know, I've been using Captcha for a while now and I've adjusted to the letters, I suppose.>>28813528>>28813560Y-you want more?
>>28813435Do we have seven tanks?If so play this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA(yeah, Marlboro song, but still epic)
>>28813565"Why not just make 10 louder?""But...this one goes to 11..."
>>28813519I think Commander Russels and his crew prefer the Beach Boys to dubstep, considering the last time we played music in our tank.
>>28813580why not, anything to break the monotony of time between BJ posting.
>>28813580Can you do Nonna's IS-2 then?>>28813594I'm just thinking along the lines of "make their ears bleed" Noise marine warfare. Beach boys works better for using stuff we like
>>28813436Nothing is impossible, because I'm a tank of the United States of America!!!
>>28813593No, you idiot. 11 is ALWAYS louder than 10. No matter how loud 10 is, 11 is one louder. That's the POINT.
>>28813580>Y-you want more?Didn't Russells retell a story about Blackjack getting battle scars on the turret due to a T-34(??) during the interview?Do one story with the Pershing recalling that incident and channeling rage when T-34s are encountered.
>>28813593and that's why you lost the cold war
>mfw GuPQI'm Late.....
>>28813690Ooh, can I do this? I got to bed soon, but I could hammer out a writing before I go.
Since it seems to be going this way anyways, what are your favorite Civil War songs?For the North:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhCheCryopAFor the South:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS7Y4XszJyg>>28813580Yes.
>>28813716We would be ever so grateful, Spreadsheet Warrior.
>>28813736http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKv-V9klz3E&hd=1 Not civil war but I like this one
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm riding in a Sentinel, I like to sing Australia's Second National Anthem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
When I'm in a fight, I go either Indestructible-Disturbed, or Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound. I'm more of a rock/metal guy.
>>28813622>>28813631>>28813636(Does anyone know if Soviet tanks were male or female gendered? I know Soviet ships were actually 'He' in contrast to the rest of the civilized Europe, which labelled ships as female.)He had been shamefully defeated. He knew it, and he knew his enemy knew it. His enemy reveled in it, gloried in his shame. Created by the finest Soviet engineers, he had been crafted for one purpose: Grind the enemies of the Rodina and the Union beneath his treads, and shatter them with his gun.His Chinese operators had defiled him with their filthy Maoist yellow hands, but he had served ably, until that fateful day. Broken, flaming, crew running, he had sworn to do better next time. He'd waited sixty years or more for this day, and now, NOW, he would go from IS-2 of Pravda Senshado Academy, to IS-2 of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, engineered to be the finest heavy tank the world has seen, and will ever see. His engine fired faster, eager to be let loose and hunting for the Pershing once more. He had been designed for war, but in peace, found another task; educating young Comrades about tanking, and he enjoyed it. It was better than stuck rotting in Korea. But now. Now, he would become IS-2 of Chelyabinsk Factory No. 4, and he would glory in the Pershing's flaming death.
>>28813853Male, usually, afaik.
>>28813745It begins...gimme a few minutes.
>>28813853What's the IS-2's views on Nonna and katyusha?
GuPQ has so many writefags now
>>28813936and it is awesome.
>>28813936since it main writer is very economical in post...
>>28813594just though of something: does BlackJack's crew listen to AC/DC at all?
>>28812686>Challenge accepted>Implying Anzu won't compete against us and finish one herself
>>28813936When BlackJack does not, others must.
is blackjack fallen asleep again?
>>28813933Object No. 768, or, as he preferred, Red Vanya, as the girls called him, liked his current crew. For Japanese, they weren't so bad, even if they were historical enemies of the Union, they at least cared about his history. The tall dark-haired one reminded him of his first commander's wife, and she had been a wonderful woman, truly a Soviet woman of worth. The short blonde had a Napoleonic complex, though, and that made his engine rumble in a small chuckle, even if Napoleon was another enemy of the Rodina.Pravda had a winning tradition, of which he approved. They had rescued him from being stuck in a museum for the rest of his days, they had given him back crushing enemies of, if not the Rodina or Union, at least enemies of someone. The fact that they were cute girls, was, he told himself, completely aside the point, even if his first commander had thrown him in front of an advancing Fascist scum Panzer to shield a young mother and her child from its treads.He'd taken several shots of the course of their fight with the German tank driving school, he knew, that might have proven fatal, were he not better able to defy the odds with sheer determination, will, and hatred of the Nazi scum. He was a tool, after all, but a venerable teacher of a tool. Engine cooling in the dimlight of his storage, he felt a cool hand linger on the front slope of his armor. If he could have given Nonna a grandfatherly smile, he would have, but instead he settled for leaning forward just enough to let her know the 'fighting spirit', as they called it, was there. Giving him a delighted smile, she ran off, and he settled in to wait for the next time he was needed to grind enemies to dust beneath his treads or shatter them with his cannon.
>>28814189No, the summoning ritual is "Is Blackjack dead?"only then will he be summoned to post the words instilled in him by the dark gods.
>>28814197:'( DAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Sorry if I am pushing for too much, but now I'm thinking of Miho's Pz. IV, Maho's Tiger, and Erika's Tiger II. >>28814212Is BlackJack Dead? (timer starts)
You stare across your Maus at Kay.She stares right back at you across hers. In unision you both turn to your seconds- Miho and a brown-haired freckled girl named Alice, you think- and nod. The Maus is enormous- nearly six pounds of poundcake, chocolate, cream and even an "armor" shell of creme brule. "Wait!" Saori says, holding up her phone she takes a picture of the two Super Heavy Cakes. As the phone's camera sounds, you grab your fork and immediately cut through the rear of the turret- you smile inwardly as you realise you've gotten the drop on Kay who races to catch up. The bite is huge, but you've got plenty of milk to wash it down with.By the forth bite in, you realise Miho hasn't even taken a bite and is just staring between you and Kay. "C'moin!" You say, mouth full of heavy chocolate cake. "Dig in!" You're going to need her help to finish this, and Arisa's already gotten two or three bites herself.Miho blinks a second before nodding at you. "Let's do this..." She says quietly before digging a chunk out of the front plate. Good- you're working down and forward, she's working up and back so you should both meet in the middle. She's enthusiastic, but you hope she doesn't gorge herself too fast- a possible rookie mistake.Over the course of the next twenty minutes, a small crowd begins to form at the table, watching the two teams and cheering you and Kay on. Then everything goes silent.>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.>What's going on?>Other.
>>28814212That is not dead which may eternal lie, but with stranger aeons even BlackJack may die.
>>28811271I can't tell you how many Europeans I've met who think you can drive from Atlanta, Georgia to Los Angeles, California in a day.They really just do not get the sheer size of the United States. When I tell them that it takes 12 hours to drive from Atlanta to Miami...or Dallas....they just really don't get it.Then I drive them to Savannah or Charleston, and it blows their mind that driving across half the state of Georgia took 5 hours.And those drive times are with me doing an average of 90mph the entire time. Driving the speed limit takes even longer.Another thing I've noticed is that not only do they not get the sheer size of the United States geographically...but that the United States does EVERYTHING bigger. Our cities are bigger, there is no walking everywhere, you really do have to drive if you're not in a city with a massive public transportation system. Our houses are bigger. Our food portioning is bigger.When I was in Germany as part of an exchange program, it took 10 minutes to walk from his townhouse to the school. He didn't believe me when I said that it was 5 miles to school back home. So when he came here, we walked to school the first day.....and had my older brother pick us up after the first mile because we were going to be late even at a brisk pace.And even the various states have their own sub-cultures. Atlanta is all Damnyankee transplants and gang culture. Savannah is old-south southern charm. Athens is pure college town. South of Macon is land of the good'ole boys. And North Georgia is mountain-folk.
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.NO DISTRACTIONS.
>>28814238>What's going on?Only one person could silence a crowd like that... Tiger Mother Alert! (no pun intended)>>28814261If it works, it works.
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.It's Shiho, isn't it?
>>28814212>>28814237Every. Single. Fucking. Time.>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.
>>28814238Keep eating. Whatever it is cannot possibly be more important than eating this Maus and winning ultimate glory.
>>28814238>Keep eating - but take a quick look around between bites.
>>28814238>Keep eating, we've got a contest to win.
>>28814249Even the Blackjack may die, his words will forever etched to our Hearts.>>28814238>What Going on?>if it is nothing,then Keep eating.
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.>>28814273If it's Shiho, then Kay can help us to tell her to fuck off.
>>28813904CLANG!323 felt the 76.2 millimeter shell strike his mantlet and bounce off somewhere to his left. It stung-any hit stung the big tank-but it didn't penetrate. 323 silently thanked providence-and the steel boys at Detroit arsenal-before rotating his turret to face the soviet scrapheap downrange.His front headlights seemed to flash in the dusty morning sun, as if to call out a challenge. Of course, he spoke no words; if he could speak, he would speak one word, and it would cause great ruin to anyone who heard it. But if he could speak, he would have said this:"You get the DICK."Inside his bulk, 323 heard the young private stuff a shell into his breech. "Up!" came the call, and if 323 had a face, he would have smiled. Instead, he simply focused and waited, itching with anticipation, for the gunner to squeeze the trigger.When the command came, 323 answered. The shot went wide by about two inches, which, admittedly, was not much, but 323 considered himself to be a tank of high standards. The poor Soviet junkpile on the other end of his sights, however, was not-323 saw with an awareness his crew did not posess that the shell passed cleanly through the target's lower glacis plate, the crew compartment (missing the radio operator's leg by the aforementioned two inches..darn), the engine, and a few feet of the hill behind it. 323 didn't know how many that made; he didn't bother remembering them...they weren't worth the steel they were made of.
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.But more importantly, we are eating.
>>28814261Bet he doing it on purpose.>>28814238>>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.we survive our gramps chili; WE WILL SURVIVE A MERE CAKE!!!
>>28814238>What's going on?
>>28814238CHANNEL THE INNER COOP.EAT YOUR FILL, THEN MOVE ON TO HOTDOGS.AND ICECREAM WITH PIE IN IT.AND THOSE HAMS WITH PIZZAS WRAPPED AROUND THEM.
>>28814306"That's a hit!" The commander whooped. "Black Jack strikes again!"323 stopped, his engine sputtering for a moment. Black...Jack? he was Pershing hull 323, he knew this. But that was a designation, not a......a name. They'd given him a name. A NAME!His engine roared, the cylinders burning and belching fire. His suspension jumped, the torsion bars screaming. Every part of him sang all at once. He wanted to remember this until he rusted down to dust, to recall every second, every millisecond.His attention fell on the wreck downrange as he climbed up to cruising speed to find the next target. He decided to give this one tank a spot in his memory, just for this; I killed you, he thought, and I got a name.Before, I was 323. Now, I am Black Jack. And you will fear me.
>>28814300Kay backing us up, sure. That actually working... For Miho's sake I sure hope so.
>>28814306Seriously, this quest is tempting me to get a pershing.
>>28814344Excellent, Excellent! Internets for you, good sir!
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win. we're having our own brand of fun.
>>28814238>Keep eatingNo backing down!
>>28814238>>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.
>>28814344A name you say?
>>28814306>>28814344*slow clap*Internet's For you,my good sir.
>>28814238I wonder if we should at least take a look to see if Kay has stopped eating. If she has maybe... just maybe we should stop. She hasn't? Fuck it keep going.
>>28814197This and Spreadsheet's work add a whole new dimension to GuP now. I lOVE it. (image of Red Vanya singing Katyuhsa in deep, voice at start of Pravda match, acquired.)
>>28814351Pershings are fun. Worth the grind. Hell, even the T20 is fun.
>>28814238>>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.Pace yourself, now! We don't wanna end up getting sick.
>>28814446http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YiUYjPaiScRed Vanya hungers for Panzers.
>>28814238First, check if Kay is still eating, if not, THEN find out Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
>>28814238>Keep eating and pass out so you don't have to deal with whatever happened
>>28814464I'm more to heavy player though; i still grasping how to play medium, especially fast and fragile medium like cromwell, effectively.
>>28814483I should do one of Red Vanya during the Great Patriotic War, grinding ever forward to Berlin.
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.As Russels told Anzu way back when, we play to win.
>>28814505Cromwell's easy. Don't stop moving, circle your targets. Give this a watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l27ujJg6X4A
>>28814475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIlyUmSlDsThese two, I think we have Red Vanya down. Makes me think that Nonna sings to him when they are alone together.
>>28811799The Deep South.....as long as you're polite to us, we're as happy as can be to treat you like kin. Be a snotty douche, and we're gonna treat you like one.Most of the people who have a problem with the South either A) Have never been to the South....or B) Go with a preconception that all Southerners are backwards redneck racists...and they treat us as such. And since they're completely close-minded, no amount of politeness can change their minds. And therefore they're Damnyankees.As for California....I fucking LOATHE the Bay area and the major cities.....but I LOVE NorCal and the wilderness areas. I've got family in Eureka, and I love the mix of fishing village and old-school '60s era hippy. Laid-back and absolutely non-pretentious.Also...in the Deep South...you have six distinct regions:1) Atlanta -- Take NYC and LA and plop it in the middle of the Deep South. Nothing but transplants, traffic, and gang culture. The first is both good and bad....the last two are just bad.2) Southern Florida -- Cubans and where Yankees go to die. No seriously. That's it.3) The Mountains -- Breathtaking views, some of the best backpacking and hiking in the country (the Appalachian Trail), one of the most unique cultures in America (the moutainfolk, the true hillbillys). Tend to be exceptionally insular, but also highly polite.4) The Gulf Coast -- You know all those New Yorkers and New Jersey people who were all panicked and devastated by Super Storm Sandy? Yeah, the Gulf Coasters get that on a yearly basis. Mix what you would call the California Beach Bum with Redneck, and you get the Gulf-Coast Southerner.5) Louisiana -- Cajun, Creole, Coon-ass...great people...even better food. If it weren't for the sparrow-sized mosquitos, it'd be #1 of my places to live.6) The Cotton Belt -- Your "stereotypical" rednecks...but more polite than the media and hollywood make them out to be.
>>28814523too late though, i temporarily retire him for comet until i can get centurion.I am pretty good in Sherman though.
Now, I feel like we should keep these tank perspective things as fanon, but Red Vanya sounds like the Most Badass Nickname that Blackjack should totally make it fucking canon for the quest.I mean, holy shit.
>>28814562Is he Red Vanya because he's a Soviet tank, or is he Red Vanya because during the Great Patriotic War, his commander, driver, and he himself delighted in literally driving over fleeing German infantry?
>>28814560I don't like my Comet, grinding through it slowly until I get to the Centurion
>>28814475>>28814528http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wREBD2og5iYBlack Jack's mood music.
>>28814562Right behind you, we need climatic showdown with old rivals. >>28814589What ever the author says, then fanon imput. me, I think its the "overrunning fleeing enemies" that inspired the crew.>>28814613My dad raised my on that, but my GuP mood music is still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=preEB840TXs
>>28814595yeah, can't wait until get second turret. Some of my friends sworn on Comet second turret and found it acceptable.
>>28814528YOU ASKED FOR IT. IT'S COMING.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpYWpN0VXU
>>28814238>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.
>>28814633>implying Black Jack would listen to anything but good ol' fashion' American Rock n' Rollu wot commie
>>28814649Pic expresses my soul
>>28812194I'm late saying this, but I'm from the Upper Peninsula. Bears are afraid of humans, so are wolves and on top of that, they're damn near extinct up here. Coyotes are a nuisance at worst. The worst thing you have to worry about is plain old getting lost and dying of exposure. Some of the deep cedar swamps in the eastern end of the UP have something under them that fucks with compasses.
>>28814678no... just a guy who likes women who can raise great kids... and a great rack...
>>28814703You need a good dose of FREEDOM.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZQwKVspiMA
Is BlackJack Dead?(hope i got the summoning Ritual right...)
>>28814739Can't I have both freedom and blizzard? "today's enemy can be tomorrow's friend" after all.
>>28814749Too early mate, there's a recharge period of at least an hour.
>>28814739I just noticed that Mecha-FDR tied the American flag to the Spear of Destiny.
>>28814770You want that sloped armor, you're gonna have to paint it red, white and blue, boy.And with that I must bed. I wish I lived in a world where this threads didn't take place at oh-dark thirty...
>>28814528Nonna had a delightful singing voice, he'd discovered. She'd come and sit in the commander's seat with a novel, manual, or textbook and read or study, and sing. He enjoyed her singing. Like Commander Baranov's wife. She sung beautifully as well, but she was gone and in the past, along with the Commander, Loader Putin, Gunner Markin, and Driver Kandinsky. Buried with full honors of the Union, he hoped, but he had no way of knowing. He'd been stuck in the Kubinka Armored Museum, at least until Pravda had bought him. He knew they'd spent at least seventy thousand American capitalist pigdog dollars on him, and another twenty-five thousand for the gun that he now mounted, from his brother IS-2 in Korea, another memory, now.Radio tubes humming quietly in the dim recesses of his compartments and hull, Red Vanya was glad Senshado posed no physical threat to the crews except for fire or maybe a bump on the head. Especially when Nonna was riding with the commander's hatch open, like Aleksandar had often done. It worried him, if he were to be honest to himself and the girl, even as she continued to study her maths quietly, humming Katyusha, that she rode with the hatch open and her head sticking out so far.Hadn't he lost his second commander, during the Great Patriotic War, that way? Not much his armor could do when their heads were poking out of it, he grimly thought, even as Nonna squirmed at something in her textbook. He'd have offered her help, but he was a tank, and the only math he knew was reloading time, aiming time, windage, elevation, travel time for his shells, exactly how long it'd take for his most recent shot fired to travel, penetrate or not, and kill or not.Silently and motionlessly shrugging, Red Vanya went back to enjoying Nonna humming. Somehow, he noted, she managed to provide the accompanying instruments with only her vocal chords, and that fascinated him.
>did the summoning ritual too earlywhy.png
We're in autosage again before Blackjack's last post and NEXT TIME?What sorcery is this?...Also, for anyone else doing more of those tankspective POV stories, how about doing something for the humble M4 Sherman when we get this Saunders match underway?Maybe have it so that it served through multiple countries/continents, got knocked out quite a few times, but got repaired and went back into service.Then at the end served as an ARV, but Saunder's acquired it and refurbished it until it's fit for Senshado/Tankery again.
>>28814872Can we get one for the Tiger P? Have her happy to be out of the bowels of the ship, with experienced hands working on her again?That sounded way less lewd in my head...
>>28814872If Vanya doesn't appear proper in the quest I will murder BlackJack.
>>28814914...I'd like this, seconded.
>>28814838Katyusha lyrics speak of a "silver eagle" I say it's totally fine!>>28814872(eyes tear up) You know just how to pluck at my heartstrings man! This is... beautiful!>>28814914I was thinking of a three way german comparison: Erika's proud Tiger II, Maho's standfast but caring Tiger, and Miho's old and devoted Panzer IV.
>>28814749>only waited half an hourso many noobs make this mistake
>>28814914Thirded.and possibly add one for the Maus ?
>>28815003Now that would be interesting. another Kubinka Tank Museum alumni, might have seen Red Vanya, wants to crush and destroy all in his sight. bit of Khornate bloodlust and arrogance
So are we completely stuck in the Miho route?
>>28815035breaking up with her would have repercussions... so yeah.
>>28814959Don't forget the down on his luck Jagdpanther of Jagdpantherchan!
>>28815035...Yes.Unless you want to create a really fucked up situation. Besides, Yukari thinks we're a cute couple.
>>28815035s'like >>28815058said, would probably be Very Bad™.
>>28815058Well, she asked us outShe could very well break up with us
>>28814892This is the third quest in a row that we've gotten to autosage before Blackjack has finished
>>28815091Ain't it grand?
>>28815062AH, yes. Converted from a Panther D. chassis, spent most of his service getting repaired. he knows he has bad luck, but he sticks with his crew>>28815091our "exta" pads the post count... For Red Vanya, and Mother Nonna, we shall endure!
Blau Friedrich, or, officially, VK4501 (P), knew what voices around him and hands on him meant. He'd been FOUND. Almost shivering in delight, if a tank could shiver, he knew these girls'd be using him in Senshado once more, and he longed to prove to those stupid fucks in Command he wasn't worthless. He'd SHOW them his fighting ability! He might have missed the Second Great War, but by the tank god, he'd prove that he would have been effective, by demonstrating his superior armor and his mighty 88mm KwK L/56!He knew they would be dismantling him to get him out of this Hellhole he'd been stuck in for the tank god knew how long, but it would be worth it! Who knew what new tanks Oorai would have? His comrades would welcome him back, he knew, and once they took the field, they'd be unstoppable! His consciousness began to dim, then, as the girls began work, but he knew he'd wake back up eventually. He always had.~*~Engine roaring to life, Blau Friedrich awoke once more, surrounded by tanks and their crews. A Pershing, an M3 Lee, a StuG, an EXCELSIOR! He could feel their spirits flickering to active thought, not just idling, and they were all welcoming. Reveling in being wanted once more, Blau Friedrich let his engine tick in contented idleness, as the crews melted away to perform maintenance and repairs. He was wanted, and thus he was content in the knowledge he would be able to serve.
>>28815134Great Job Vanya, wonder how he likes the turbo engine?
>>28815103The greatest part is that for two of those threads, Blackjack fucking passed out. It's fucking hilarious to think about.>>28815134with all this rampant writefaggotry, I wonder if I should still post SaS
>>28815159The more the merrier Sentinel! I look forward to what you post. Plus, the only way I stay up for all this here in Ohio is via pic.
I believe its been an hour...."Is BlackJack Dead?">[Hoping Intensifies]
You keep shovelling it in- focus was the difference between victory and defeat here- you can't lose concentration for even a second or you might realise how full you're getting. Another bite. Chew. Milk. Swallow. Repeat.You get through another three or four bites before you finally glance over at Miho, who's also stopped eating and has gone a porcelain-shade of pale. Across the table, both Kay and Alice have stopped, everyone is staring at a point behind you. You get through one more bite before it becomes uncomfortable. "What?" You say, but nobody answers.You slowly turn around in your seat. Well crap.Maho and Erika are flanking an older woman- long strait hair flows down her back, but it almost seems muted, without sheen or life. Her face wears a look of, again, muted distates. She's maybe in her late thirties or early fourties, old enough to...That's when your brain finally puts one and one together."So." She says quietly, though over the silence of the room she might as well have been screaming. "This is the Boy Commander you told me of?" Maho nods, but Shiho isn't looking. "About as undisciplined and slovenly as I might have expected, both for a man and an American.">Channel your inner Riley.>"You have really bad timing.">"Miho, is this your mom?">Other.
What should I do next, M4 Sherman, Tiger I, Tiger II, or Panzer IV?
>>28815241>>Channel your inner Riley.No respect for us, no respect for her.Go right on back to eating.
>>28815243>What should I do next, M4 Sherman, Tiger I, Tiger II, or Panzer IV?Either one of the Tigers. Preferably the Tiger II. Isn't it sad, neko-chan? :(
>>28815241>Channel your inner Riley.
>>28815243Tiger II, then work down to Miho>>28815241Yep, bad first impression for mom. Well sh*t. first >Channel your inner Riley. then >"You have really bad timing."Then comfort the presumably freaking out Miho. Poor girl's going to have a heart attack at this rate.
>>28815241>OtherStand, bow deeply, stick out our hand for a shake."Apologies, ma'am. You simply caught us at a bad time. Commander Russels of the M26 Pershing of Oarai Prefecture Girl's Academy Senshado team."
>>28815241"I'd rather be a little dirty than a mad dog with no respect for human life. Begone"
Also>Red Vanya... This indeed seems very canony.Aw shit son.
>>28815212>>28815241>it keeps happening>sentinel's face when
>>28815241I'm terribly sorry, but we're kind of in a competition here, and in the spirit of BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS, we don't leave things half done.NO MATTER WHAT WE DO WE NEED TO INVOLVE BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
>>28815270Actually lets do this. We will show her OUR AMERICAN STEEL! NO SPAGHETTI FOR ANYONE!
>>28815270Choosing this. lets choose the polite one.
>>28815270...Hm. Let's see where this goes.
>>28815241>"I'd rather be a little dirty than a mad dog with no respect for human life. Begone"Followed by>Channel your inner Riley.
>>28815276>>28815241>"I'd rather be a little dirty than a mad dog with no respect for human life. Begone"She doesn't deserve any respect
>>28815270>Stand, bow deeply, stick out our hand for a shake."Apologies, ma'am. You simply caught us at a bad time. Commander Russels of the M26 Pershing of Oarai Prefecture Girl's Academy Senshado team."Choosing this too. We can be a gentlemen if we need too.
>>28815300I'm not seeing the mad dog angle. Emotionless robot, yes. Crazy attack dog, no
>>28815241>>Channel your inner Riley.Shiho is fucked in the head, no reason to treat her like an actual human worthyof respect
>>28815319>mother of our girlfriend>not showing her respect to score points with the girlfriendI mean, goddamn, man, this is basic shit right here, even if she's an emotionless robot of a woman.
>>28815241>Other."Hey, I'm on break right now. And we have a saying in America: 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.'"And some of this too! >>28815270Do the Tiger II first, Red Vanya. I want it as arrogant and spiteful sounding as Erika.
Actually, abstaining. The polite options sounds good but the 'disrespect for human life' bit sounds more in character considering the icy rage Russels had felt last thread
>>28814689>coyotes are a nuisanceYou have no idea. Know my uncle shot a few over the past few months as they kept killing his chickens.WVfag here.
>>28815241"Ma'am, where I'm from, we're taught not to be impolite, discourteous, and not to insult people right off the bat. Fortunately, your daughters have not inherited that rather unpleasant trait from you. Now, if you would care to retract your statement, we can proceed to get off on the right foot. If not...well, us slovenly Americans did whoop your ass the last time y'all got uppity."Then proceed to drop fork and say "Boom" and raise arms to the 'What Now?' position.
>>28815315She world rather sacrifice children than lose a game, thats not emotionless decisionmaking, just madness
>>28815336True, true.A polite manner never hurt, and actually can gives us upper hand in verbal judo
>>28815241>otherWipe mouth with napkin."I was challenged, and I tend to focus on winning."
>>28815344I'd replace that last bit with "If not, well, there's a reason we're back to back world war champs."
>>28815270I'll throw in with this one. No reason to act like a cunt too soon.
>>28815344>>28815241YUS>"Ma'am, where I'm from, we're taught not to be impolite, discourteous, and not to insult people right off the bat. Fortunately, your daughters have not inherited that rather unpleasant trait from you. Now, if you would care to retract your statement, we can proceed to get off on the right foot. If not...well, us slovenly Americans did whoop your ass the last time y'all got uppity."Jap bitch needs to remember her place
>>28815241>>"You have really bad timing."
>>28815241>"You have really bad timing."Bitch, you've interrupted our Cake-Off with Kay.Shamefur Dispray.
>>28815339Throw in wanting to see a commander who rose up from humble beginnings (anchovy's writings) reach ever greater heights.>>28815350There's aggressive, visible madness, then there's cold sociopath behavior.
>>28815344Ess Good. +1
>>28815370OH shit.Retracting my vote, going for this.
>>28815309lol, going with the gentleman troll.
>>28815241>Channel your inner Riley.Shut that arrogant bitch right down.
>>28815370+1BURN BRIDGESNO FUCKS GIVEN MODE!
>>28815270Oh.Let's see how she reacts to a polite american.
>>28815270I like this better than the other write-in.
>>28815241>"I was challenged, and I tend to focus on winning."GET REKT SHIHO
how about....>>28815355then>>28815270any idea's?
>>28815476Sounds good to me.
>>28815370Oh hell yeah
>>28815476Nah, you've got the right idea for the order.
>>28815344This, for the love of Blackjack, this.Shiho is going to get her attitude thrown right back in her face, and it will be glorious.
>>28815449That was the intention yes. Trolling in style if you will.On that point:>>28815344HELL. NO.We are SURROUNDED by Japanese, who still have a nationwide trauma about that. This does not piss off just Shiho, this pisses off EVERYONE. Including but not limited to, Miho, Maho, Erika, Kay, and Yukari.Anti-vote.
>>28815517raises a good point, guys. Retracting >>28815404 and switching vote to this>>28815476
Honestly I could get behind any of these write-ins if they were a bit less... direct?I don't think we should be amazingly polite, but I don't think we should be super aggressive. Neutrality would work.I don't want to pander like >>28815270, but I don't want to potentially escalate like >>28815344 while we're in publicblessed middle ground vote?
>>28815517It's fine without the threat at the end.
>>28815344No. Just.. no. /tg/ is dumb at times, but this is fucking stupid.
>>28815517What about getting rid of the part about beating the Japs and keeping the shaming part?
>>28815565Could you write something to give us a better idea of what we're committing to?
>>28815241> OtherWassup nigga
>>28815241"You don't get to call me undisciplined and slovenly until you've seen me fight, and at least I'm polite."
>>28815241>>"Ma'am, where I'm from, we're taught not to be impolite, discourteous, and not to insult people right off the bat. Fortunately, your daughters have not inherited that rather unpleasant trait from you. Now, if you would care to retract your statement, we can proceed to get off on the right foot.Fixed for great justice. we don't need to offend EVERYONE. just Shiho
>>28815517>>28815535>>28815568>>28815571"Ma'am, where I'm from, we're taught not to be impolite, discourteous, and not to insult people right off the bat. Fortunately, your daughters have not inherited that rather unpleasant trait from you. Now, if you would care to retract your statement, we can proceed to get off on the right foot. If not...then we have nothing else to talk about. Good day ma'am."That better?
>>28815565IMO,we'd better goes off with politeness first like>>28815309, and if Shiho keeps rude to us we can continue with >>28815344 without that last part.
>>28815517This a good point, no need to go full retard so soon.
>>28815589Should say that in English. We are gaijin after all.
>>28815602if at all>>28815589There we go!
>>28815589yeah, das gud.
>>28815585>>28815589Either one.We should NOT be polite. We will NOT give ground. She shall be the one to lose this, she shall not come out the winner.If we act polite and beta, we are the submissive, we lose.We come out shaming her, and do so aggressively.
>>28815589This, then just go back to the eating competition since she won't apologize.
>>28815575>Wipe mouth>"There's nothing wrong with a little bit of friendly competition. I assume that you must be Nishizumi Shiho?"and then introduce ourselves??the other dialogue write-in sound forced as well. They're not the kind of words people actually use to talk to each other.
He was Hull No. 179, Turret No. 567, and he was a Tiger II. To his first, and only other, crew, he had been Grosse Mieze. "Big Kitty," as it were. They had thought it hilarious at the time, and so had he, until the war forced them to buckle down. He had served the Fatherland well, and he had served his crew well. There was great honor in that, and in great honor, great pride was to be found. After all, hadn't Clausewitz himself said "Of all the passions that inspire a man in a battle, none, we have to admit, is so powerful and so constant as the longing for honor and reknown?" He had, Grosse Mieze knew, and that was why he was perfectly happy to be a tank in the lineup for Black Forest Peak Academy, as well as a chance to be reunited with old comrades. He didn't care for Shiho, but he liked Erika. She was as prideful as a winning tradition entitled her to be, and was he not the finest piece of German engineering to rumble across Earth? After all, Soviet scum, perfidious Brits, and uncouth Americans had no place in the glory of mock war that was Senshado. No, Grosse Mieze knew, if only German tanks were allowed to participate, it truly would be glorious and honorable. He looked forward to crushing the newcomer American, the M26 Pershing, beneath his treads. He hoped literally, as it were.
>>28815270I quite like this.>>28815476This isn't too bad either.
>>28815628Fuck. Not happy with this at all, but eh.
>>28815615Don't stop eating, otherwise you'll loseOne is that you acknowledge her, and the other is that you eat the most
>>28815622You have obviously not met a ticked off Southerner.The aggressive shaming is EXACTLY what we resort to until you've pissed us off..at which point you'll hear curses you never knew existed.
>>28815622To balance with>>28815614>"There's nothing wrong with a little bit of friendly competition."pretty barbed statement considering who we're talking to.It does tend to be passive-aggressive though, and that's not always a good thing
>>28815614There is an anecdote in my country;A Javanese may speak softly, politely with a smile to his adversaries. But in his back, he held a Kriss, ready to use it.in other word: Be Professional, Be polite, but ready to kill everything on your sight.
>>28815653We're not a southerner, though, unfortunately, we're Californian, afaik
>>28815517>HELL. NO.The chucklefucks will jump right on the bandwagon and attempt to 'troll' or one-up someone or something in-quest. It's happened in too many quests to count.It should have not gotten a vote or as many replies as it did. The repercussions, if people were to actually think about them, instead of voting for the most lulz worthy choice, would get us literally thrown off the carrier. Hell, even Anzu would not be able to cover for us.
>>28815241"Considering You drown kids for Sport, I Think I'm Still in the lead."
>>28815642Let me rephrase thatYou'll lose if you acknowledge her, and you'll lose if you don't eat the most cake.Outside of her tank, she is just a woman
>>28815640Hey, you did good. I like it.>>28815622Might be a bit late, but I vote this. If Shiho continues being Siho, THEN we go Ice cold
>>28815661Why the Random Caps, Anon?
>>28815668>A bit latewe still got twenty+ minutes left, plenty of time
>>28815628can you make one about the Maus?should i stop censoring anything?
Look we will never get on Shiho's good side, at least not with how she is now. That said we DO want to keep her out of our hair for the moment. >>28815571My vote,>>28815355does that. Indirectly. Shiho can either claim that being polite is more important than victory (which goes against her own creed) or she can accept it and then her statement about our impoliteness loses it's edge (because we were doing the same thing she would do, win at all costs).
>>28815655That's an ancedote in every country, to be honest.
>>28815669Writing on phone. The thing inserts capital letters sometimes for no reason
>>28815661This also sounds good.
'I dunno, let's compare how many crews we've tried to drown, lowest score wins, like golf'.I'll get my coat.
>all of this bitchingI guess you could say this thread has tank'd in quality.
>>28815703That's almost Darjeeling-level.
>>28815703ha. hahaha. ha. not funny
>>28815706Early episodes Momo level, personally.
>>28815706Reminding you that>437 replies, 47 images
>>28815699>I'll get my coatWHAT COAT?A COAT OF ARMS?A COAT OF PAINT?EXPLAIN YOU SON OF A WHORE.
>>28815732new thread, yay.Also:Is Blackjack dead?
>>28815589This.We call her out. But we're polite about it. We're not using drowning girls (underhanded tactic), we're not being uncouth Americans, and we're not giving any type of impression that we're trying to impress or otherwise submit to Shiho.This forces her to lose face by continuing to be a bitch, or be cordial with us.It also shows that we are not someone who will tuck our tail because she's Shiho Nishizumi.And THAT is important
>>28815745ten minutes earlyalso, no need for new thread, Blackjack's only got one or two posts left in him, and we're only on page 5
>>28815754Whew, looks like everyone forgot that we were supposed to spaghetti at first sight of Shiho. I guess we can save that for the aftermath or first private meeting with Shiho
>>28815732>>28815745Still at page 5, there's time.
>>28815798I was pointing out to /k/ripple, that not only have we passed bump limit, but the amount of posts that we've posted is about the same that last thread /ended/ on.
>>28815762We're already in a competitive mood so it makes sense we'd just keep plowing straight through, although the degree of aggression involved is questionable.No doubt we're going to freak once she leaves. Like it or not, Shiho is a big name in the tanking world. She doesn't just have the family name backing her up, she still teaches if Ami is to be believed.
>>28815750>>28815589I am in agreement with you, as you make good points and aren't losing your minds because 'oh no Shino'.
>>28815762>spaghetti at first sightI have this mental image of Russels taking a knee in front of Miho and going for the ring in his pocket. When he opens the box the ring is in, it's a string of pasta with a meatball adorning where the diamond should normally be.
>>28815845(laughing) Yeah, I can see that happening a few years down the line.
>>28815845Now i can't unthink about it. Damn you anon.
>>28815839In my opinion, I don't feel the need to be quite so forward about it. Doesn't really sit right with me.But since it's been about an hour now, I guess we'll find out within the next ten minutes. Maybe even the post after mine.Oi, Blackjack, you dead?
Oh shit>nearly end of thread>SaS not done yetgotta work!
You look the woman in the eye. She stares right back- coldly. "Nishizumi Shiho, I presume?" You say politely, before grabbing the napkin to wipe your face with. "A bit of friendly competition before our friendly competition- I apologize, but I tend to focus on winning when challenged." You don't break eye-contact- you are going to assert your dominance, or at least equality whether she accepts it or not.You politely offer your hand to be shaken. "Commander Russells. M26E1 "Black Jack"-" You begin- you'd proven with Maho that you were perfectly capable of being proper and polite, and that was the contest at hand."I'm aware of your tank, Mr. Russells." Shiho says coldly, staring at your hand momentarily as though it were some manner of sewer rat crawling out from her dinner. "However, if I had deemed it necessary to speak with you, I would've addressed you, directly." Here eyes narrow and shift to Miho beside you. "I am here to speak with Miho.""I see you have found your way back into Senshado." Shiho continues. "In the company of foreigners, misfits and others that I wouldn't deem suitable to grease our treads." She smiles cruelly. "Good company for one such as yourself. I would describe just how we would crush Oorai's pathetic team under us, but I think we both know that you won't be getting far enough in the tournament for that to happen."Miho looks close to tears, her hands balled into fists at her sides. Despite this she retains a passive, bored look on her face. She bites her lip, obviously wanting to say something. Finally, as it seems Shiho is about to turn away triumphant, the dam bursts. "YOU WON'T TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!" She shouts, eyes screwed shut with the effort of projecting her voice. Shiho blinks, the veneer of superiority cracking for just a moment. Maho's eyes narrow at you and Erika looks ready to burst out laughing."About time." Mako says, from across the table.
>>28815878“That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger eons, even death may die.”
>>28815589I like it
>>28815896NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!
>>28815896> "About time."I love you Mako, I really do.
>>28815896whelp.... we're in for the long haul now. Buckle down, strap in, and prepare yourselves for the storm to come. On the other hand, Miho stood up to her mother. About Damm Time!
>>28815878>>28815896and, of course, EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>28815896I TOLD y'all we should've gone balls-out aggressive.Good job being beta, boys.
>>28815918> News goes around as fast as Darjeeling downing her cup of tea.> We see some cracks in that Nishizumi steel facade.> Finally, tanks?
>>28815949> Finally, tanks?Never going to happen, anon.
>>28815949Red Vanya returns for more tankperspective goodness!
>>28815942There is difference between being beta and polite. >>28815896>Maho's eyes narrow at you Welp, sisterly trials about to come to see our worth
>>28815942Hey bro, now we actually have a casus belliwe gave her a chance and now there is no redemption
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST>We take care of our tank.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_6iFYiryY>It's time for senshado.Girls und Panzer Quest will return Saturday, though I'm not off work until 6PM so expect a later-than-usual start. (Check twitter, because depending on my hours Sunday I may need to reschedule.)Speaking of which, follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live.https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>28815962And y'all went beta.You can be polite AND aggressive.You chose polite and submissive
>>28815971Pacific rim soundtrack: F*ck YES!
>>28815971Actually, just saw my schedule and I'm opening Sunday. So we'll actually be doing GuPQ on Sunday, 5-6PM PST.
>>28815979Shit, forgot to play the videoBE AGGRESSIVEB-E-AGGRESSIVE
>>28815971and with that, I'm gone. Got an exam in... 4 hours. that's going to be fun. see you all this weekend.
>>28815942Being polite isn't the same as beta, fuckknuckle. Besides, she would probably still have disregarded anything said and move on to insulting everyone.
>>28815971Just for that soundtrack I will love you forever BlackJack.
>>28815896>Erika looks ready to burst out laughing.Fuck this bitch.I thought she will glare as well.
I don't have time for this shit.Fuck I hate writing.Sentinels are shit.Also, I deleted Sheilas and Sentinels.I hate you people.
>>28815942Two things: The confrontation is not entirely over yet, given we have to still see Shiho's response (if any) to Miho's outburst.Second, we were not Beta, on the whole Shiho did not come off looking like the better party here. If she walks away without saying anything we will have 'won' this.
>>28815984Yay. I'm opening Sunday too! This means I can participate from the start!
>>28816003>Sentinels are shit.We all knew you would realise the truth one day anon.
>>28816002erika a shit.
>>28816003your Idiocy will forever etched in my memory.
>>28816002She can laugh all she wants, she'll never know what it is to cuddle with someone who smells like a iron and oil just like she does.
>>288160030/10, go back to /b/
Speaking of which.is there any good quest recommendation? so that i can participate while waiting?
>>28816048What like another quest?
>>28816018One of the more attractive looking characters, but the bitchiest one. Rose should have knocked a couple teeth in>>28816028I feel her and Maho have a sort of master and servant relationship.
>>28816015But Sentinels ARE shitgerman tanks are best in wwwii wehrmacht is great
>>28816067I was going to, but I read how to do it and realized it would take way too much time and I was told there's already too many, which I agree with. So now I'm in the process of write fagging.
>>28816069Nothing ruins attractiveness like a horrible personality.
Speaking of Erika, whatever happened to the person that was writing the story about her last time? (I think it was AnchovyWritefag?)
So, uh, not enough to post all of it at once.Who's still up? If you guys still want to see it, I can post the first post and then post the second post as soon as I'm done with it. It'll take a little while between posts, but it's doable. And you guys will still see it in the archives.Yes? Non?
>>28816103Throw it up so I can read it before I got to sleep
>>28816103go ahead Sentinel.meanwhile, i'm going to screen cap all of the POV of the Tanks stories.
>>28816018Now that I think about it, consider who Erika thinks of as her ultimate role model: Shiho.Cold. Dismissive. Hateful, even. Obsessively fixed on the tradition she has to maintain.Now imagine a stupid 16 year old mimicking that without understanding the source of it. And now you get why she earned a punch from Rose.
>>28816155needs to loose a couple of teeth.
Post one then.>Last time on Sheilas and Sentinelshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28726086/#p28734164- - - - - Aly yawned and stretched as she sat up in bed. Jetlag was a killer, seriously. She checked her bedside clock; 5:03PM. She'd napped for three hours, and now she had just under an hour to get ready for the strategy dinner they had planned for the night. Plenty of time, she thought as she got out of bed and walked into the bathroom.She came out of the bathroom a few minutes later, with wet hair and wrapped in a towel. She hadn't bothered to unpack yet, so she just grabbed some clothes out of one of her suitcases. She dressed herself, then collapsed onto the couch at the end of her bed, sighing. She couldn't believe the 'dorms' here. They were more like single room apartments than the stereotypical student dorm she had expected. The main room was divided up into corners, basically. The corner to the left of the door contained a kitchen and dining area, and to the right of the door was a small living area with a TV and a desk for school work. In the far right corner of the room was the bed and wardrobe and in the far left was the bathroom.If the texts on Alysha's phone were anything to go by, it seemed that everyone had gotten a room that was similar, and they loved it. It was a totally foreign experience for them all; they had an entire apartment room to themselves and no parents to worry about. Aly could taste the sense of independence on her tongue. She could do anything she wanted to. She could watch porn with the speakers on.But not until after she went to that strategy dinner. She checked the bedside clock again and found she only had half an hour left before she was told to be there. She put the final touches to her hair, clothes and makeup, and with fifteen minutes to spare, decided to leave early. She could get lost, after all.>1/? post to come in a little while
>>28816103I'm up, and finally caight up. Do it!Also, for next time, I'd love a PoV from one of the "lesser" tanks (Sherman, Panzer IV etc). One that isn't top-tier, almighty, but knows that the only way to survive and keep going is to be smart, be quick and avoid the enemy guns. It has been knocked out before, and will most likely be again, but until then, it will do its best to contribute, and leave the field with its duty done.>Catpcha: and NextbotOddly fitting
>>28816178>She could watch porn with the speakers on.Girl's got her priorities straight
Another screen caps.is it good enough?
>>28816178Miko Matsumoto sometimes felt confounded by her boyfriend's forwardness. His casualness towards everything related to romance, physical contact and everything else was astounding. Did he have no shame? That was something she had learned in her brief stay in Australia; the laid back honesty that the people there had. Not that it didn't... excite her a little, but she did get a little annoyed at how out of depth she felt. Especially when Joshua ended up staying over the previous night. As the commander of the Sensha-do team, Miko was used to having some control over the situation; yet Joshua seemed to sweep away that control and sweep Miko off her feet.With that thought in her mind, she felt a sudden vertigo as Joshua picked her up from behind. He carried her back to the couch and sat down with her on his lap."J-J-Joshua! I need to get ready for everyone arriving!""But I wanted a cuddle," he pouted. "Don't you want to cuddle?"Her heart melted a little at the look on his face. "Y-yeah, but there are people coming over. What if they see...?""What /if/ they see?" he asked back. She just opened her mouth in shock. "God, you're so sexy when you're embarrassed." Her face went hot and red and her heart fluttered. "Do you really think I'm... sexy?" she asked him."If I didn't, why would I have the urge to kiss you right now?"Miko decided that talking had stopped being important right then, and that there were other, more pressing matters to attend to.That is, until the door opened, and Rina cried out "W-w-what is this!? What are you doing!?""Oh that's right," Joshua said. "There were people coming over, weren't there?"Miko nearly died from embarrassment.>2/2
>>28816392And that's it until next time, when I'll hopefully be on bloody time for once. I will, however, be at DnD on the same time as GuPQ is on, so I'll have to post a little late.
>>28816418>I'll hopefully be on bloody time for once.>I'll have to post a little latederpI'll have it /finished/, but won't be able to post right as the thread ends.
>>28812290Amen, I need to get my ass out of the commonwealth of PA before I go mad.Though Philly is nice.
>>28813224Megas is ALWAYS appropriate, even when it isn't.
>>28814546Being from South Georgia...yeah, most of that sounds right.On a side note, damnyankees are the ones that won't leave.