We are currently using a consensus to make decisions.All dice rolls come after the decision is agreed to.Since this is an important moment, I'll wait a while for people to take part before we settle on our course of action.
Whoops.The one time I actually forget it.
>>28796497Can we out sex this harpy bitch?
Alright, so we've got harpies on the brain, a -2 penalty to harpy charisma and resistance.It'll be hard to fight or wheedle our way out of this, so we'll have to think smart.Might as well state the obvious, but not the only choice and possibly not the best, course of action.>Pretend like undoing apron>While "undoing" clothes, drop flashel closing eyes>let the slimes cover matriarch, and move in while the rest are blindAnyone has any alternatives please feel free.
>>28796567>>28796546Our mission here was to save the boy. Otherwise all of this was for naught and we might as well have never gone to this place and get raped by harpies.In theory if we can garauntee his safe exchange we can just simply hope to survive whatever the Harpy has in store for us.
>>28796572If we kill the Queen, one of two things will happen.Either we get mauled by the harpy horde.Or they flee at our power....uh...do we have any combat ability? If not, let's just do what you said and flee for our fucking lives.
>>28796591No, the original plan was to put a knife to the queens throat and get them all to stand down. Killing her would accomplish didly and there's no fucking way we'll run from harpys.
>>28796617So >Don't run>Don't kill QueenWhat do we do then?
>>28796572>>28796617Or how aboutWhen the matriarch is slimed and we have the knife to her throatAnd the rest don't interfere else we stab herWhile she's slimed and the girls hold her down, we'll show her whos the one in charge during breeding
>>28796632Hostage situation our way outta this. Somehow. I don't mind running either, but if we kill her we'll have several hundred angry out of control harpies (remember her little sister is still in charge as 2nd it seems)
>>28796650>>28796662Oo, I see. not a bad plan.Let's do it
Rolled 15>>28796650You'd need the dice gods blessing for that.Do you feel lucky, punk?this is also a good time to test how effective slime girls are at being lube
>>28796650>>28796662Even if we don't mindbreak her at least if we assert our dominance over the matriarch it'll assert our dominance over the entire flock, that might be enough.
Ok this looks fair enough>>28796650So is everyone agreed that distracting with the flashel, then sliming, then hostaging is the best course of action?
>>28796777If nobody else has any alternates, I'll back that
>>28796777It's the only option far as I can tell.Get ready guys. Either this works, or this will be a super short thread.
I'll wait for a few people to weigh in on that.So no one feels like they missed a big decision.
>>28796821>So no one feels like they missed a big decision.Now I do.I'm gonna pull back my vote and think on this a bit more
Sure. Discuss it as long as you like.I have no idea what's going to happen, this is just way too similar to Mr Bone's getting mindbroken by the mermaid matriarch
>>28796866I hope we are a class with a higher Will save next time
>>28796874About that.Are we having difficulty concentrating?I wonder if we can slice our finger a bit on a knife to give us something to focus on and reduce the penalty/sway she has over us.Not a lot though, because we start bleeding like a stuck pig and our apron turns red it's all over.
>>28796894Ooooh. Like that one show....uh...Shit.a bunch do it.anyway, that'd be a neat idea if it works
>>28796874Well I can say Mind Mage will be in the class selection this time.Plus gunslinger. I'm thinking of more.
>>28796894>>28796905Can everyone agree that this is worth doing to start off with?
>>28796992What are the chances of it actually working?Because if it works, it might be worth doing in secret.
>>28796992Sure if it'll give us a concentration boost.
>>28797007It's a pretty good idea. Effectiveness will be based on a roll.
>>28797018Sweet then, yeah. I'm game
Rolled 17>>28797030COMON DICE
Rolled 19>>28797039Damn you iPad, stop auto-capping my dice
>>28797090Fuck this thread I'm building two of those.Bye.
>>28797083Go with the hostage plan
Rolled 4>>28797083Nice. And yeah, hostage plan>>28797101
>>28797098Please don't leave us now I want a pair too
>>28797101>>28797106Sounds good.A veto will give you more time, but for now, roll.
Rolled 14>>28797118Anything but a critfail...
Rolled 16>>28797118Release the boy and leave
>>28797124>>28797132I actually need one more roll
>>28797153SHIT TAKE THISFORGET MY ROLL MY ROLL IS SHITTY
>>28797149>>28797153It's a three part plan.Also goddamn so close to nat20
>>28797157I will begin timing 60 seconds.If two more natural 20s appear on the thread in that time we'll take that one.
Rolled 10>>28797167Try again then
Rolled 12>>28797167Statistically were more likely to get crit ones now.
Times up. Writan
Rolled 18>>28797167Cmon 20
>>28797183Well, no nat 20 for us.But hey, at least we worked out all the shitty rolls right?
Rolled 4>>28797149>>28797153>>28797173>>28797177>>28797179>>28797183hahaha no even post counts on rolls now what?
>>28797201Well we are doing consensus anyway but yeah that was odd.
>>28797183You have enraged me with your poor understanding of statistics.3/10 would be trolled again.
>>28797212>oddOh Mr Bones :3
>>28797219Yeah, Mr bones was an odd necromancer. Rest is soul
>>28797231He was indeed. But I was actually referencing the fact that all his nat20s were odd.Like every single time. Thank god we consensus now.
>>28797349Demand they release the boy and let us go free, and "No one gets hurt, see? Myaaaah."
>>28797373>"No one gets hurt, see? Myaaaah."+1 to any roll involving this.
>>28797373>>28797377Alright this is the plan
Rolled 4>>28797382Well then let's see
>>28797410And the town as well, Myaaaah
Rolled 11>>28797373Lets do this
Rolled 12>>28797440Oh shit I'm so sorry
>>28797527...wait we were suppose to roll?God damn it.Alright, I got an idea. Whisper to the Matriach: "So it looks like your family are all assholes...what say we escape together, and come back later to get revenge on this bitch?"Obviously we're not coming back, but she can.
>>28797527Tell the matriarch that you'll let her free to stop the infighting if she takes her flock and leaves.
>>28797569>>28797571Convince her to leave or use her to escape?
>>28797593If we release her she's gonna rape us I vote escape. I'm sorry we lost the boy but it's better then dying
>>28797604Hang on wait, I think I can see a way put of this and get the boy
>>28797593Convince her to leave. If we set her free, she'll worry about her flock, not the stupid human.
>>28797624Are we waiting on this anon's plan?
>>28797642Ah, hmmmm...I.Shit just realized while slimmed she can't really fly can she?Fuck I had hoped she could get the boy while we handle the harpies.I honestly don't know anymore. If we can keep her to her word, I'd wish we could release her to give her sister a good thrashing.
Alright final vote.Options>Run out of there with her. Hope she helps>Let her out to attack sister>Tell her we will release her if she promises to leave afterwards/
>>28797689Here's an idea, tell the matriarch you'll kill the upstart rival for her, if she leaves this place in peace.
>>28797604>>28797689We came here for the boy.If the matriarch promises to leave him be, well let her give her sister what for and control the hive again. She can do to us what she will.
>>28797689>While we handled the harpies...but how? We're not a fighter. All we got is a dagger. Our penis can only handle so much.>>28797708None of those. Whisper to the Harpy and see if we can't convince her to leave with us. Get the slimes off her and have her fly us away. Promise her revenge and all that good stuff. Maybe even something else Since it seems like all harpies are huge sluts.Alternatively, break our Geas right before all the other harpies get to us. That way, they won't even get to enjoy us. Cuz fuck them.
>>28797708Let her out to attack sister
>>28797716Are capable of this?It's daring, but actually if we subdue the matriarch and kill her upstart rival wed have completely hammered in our dominance over the hive. Hell, wed be the top cock of the roost (figuratively and literall)
>>28797716>>28797756>>28797767Three for killing upstart>>28797728>>28797734two for otherI reckon that's the final count.
Let's get some rolls.Plan is to release her and help her kill the rival.
Rolled 9>>28797805Statistically, nothing I say can adjust the probability that this is a 20.
Rolled 15>>28797805WE ROLLING.
Rolled 14>>28797805Stay on target.
Rolled 11>>28797967Duck under her attack and stab up.
>>28798025I want to speed this up so if there are no objections I'll accept this
>>28798050Nope, I was going to suggest something very similar. Go ahead.
>>28798050I assume his roll won't count, right?
Rolled 16>>28798025I roll with this choice.
>>28798078>>28798083Yep give me another.>>28798087This'll do
>>28798176Throwing knife before she gets closer.
Rolled 19>>28798176Awesome, she lost her major advantage. So she's blinded by rage. Take a deep breath and try to focus on her pattern. We lost our sword but we still have the dagger, right? Throw it right into her torso (easy target). If we get a chance we may not have to kill her, but no way am I making consolations for her yet.
>>28798176Back the fuck up and draw a knife. Throw if possible. Any objections?
>>28798201>>28798206>>28798208Looks like agreement on chill out and toss one of the knives.Let's get that roll.How many rolls do you want? You can throw multiple knives but the first roll will be -2, the second -4, the third -6 and so on.
>>28798234How many knives do we have anyway?
>>28798234Just the one knife. Move out of her way rogue style so we aren't in her path.Use this roll>>28798206
Rolled 13>>28798276What? Why?
>>28798299Because otherwise people will roll all the time, then pick the best one as their decision.
>>28798322I thought it was always the first roll. If not, it's no big thing I just didn't know.
>>28798331Yep no problem, just don't want to set a precedent.I thought you were being sneaky
>>28798368YOUR DICK DEMANDS TRIBUTE.
>>28798368I feel a little poetic justice is in order.Get the boy.Explain to him we came here to ensure nothing is done against his will.Here is the harpy that tried to rape you, in your situation you were earlier.I'll let you decide, boy. Her life? Her body? You decide. Your choice.
>>28798406Fucking this.We get the matriarch.The boy gets the little sister.Heal her, kill her, whatever.
>>28798406Give him the knife for good measure[Spoiler]I'm hoping he won't use it though.
>>28798499How young is this boy anyway?
>>28798406>>28798423Sounds good. And whatever the choice, we need to still do the whole negotiation about not coming and straight rapping the Druids. We were told most men join anyway out of hornyness.
>>2879842315 minute break to make some food but please discuss how you'll convince her etc.
>>28798569"You know this whole business of rape, seems rather inefficient and roundabout.You could probably accomplish the same thing by just asking these guys.'Hey fellas, how many of you like getting raped? Raise your hands'...'Okay, how many of you like sex and getting asked for sex?'"I'm sure the results will speak for themselves
>>28798637This, and point out that doing it the way they have been will eventually result in other people coming here to kill them.Much better to reach a peaceful agreement with the druids.
>>28798637We should seal the deal with a giant consensual orgy and a feast in the village.Also, the matriarch keeps to her word.
>>28798671I'll be back in half an hour. Going to go eat that dinner.
>>28798790Ha. Well damn. Looks like monstergirls have a horrible misunderstanding of us all...
>>28798790Looks like we got us a new 'friend'.
I'm back, Boners!
>>28799127Excellent, proceed.Also is it my imagination, or since you raped Captcha has she been using nothing but numbers?
>>28799161Knowing her she'll get tired again and fall back into old habits.At which point I'll remind her that my point, while a hard one one to grasp, is indisputable.
>>28798790What's the chances of asking for a lift to palladia for the princess and our slides and us?
>>28799226They'd probably shoot us down, plus to be honest I'm reluctant to rush it without having more time to plan first.I have a sneaking suspicion that the people we're delivering the princess too might want to silence us to keep the princess' chaste nature being called into question.
>>28799248Hmm, well even at least over this swamp might be nice.
>>28799226Wasn't their something about a dragon keeping airships down? I believe that would also be an issue if taking Air Harpy
>>28799248Hey, seal ain't broken. That's all the paperwork we need to prove her chastity
>>28799282But it still looks bad if it gets out that the princess was escorted across the country by a known thief and womanizer.If they have to kill us to help prevent any rumors starting, they'll probably consider it an inconsequential price.
So Mr Bones, congratulations on your first rule 34.>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28785732/#p28795902
>>28799301>thief and womanizerAll well and good, but that's not The Stabber
>>28799414Well have plenty of opportunities for that once we get to the city
Oh dear have I made things a little awkward again?
>>28799546Perhaps you forgot the >what do you doWings. We missed our chance with the angel
>>28799518>Fluffy wings Oh baby here we go
>>28799518Answer her: whaaaaaaa?
>>28799518>>28799546It didn't refresh for me till just a bit ago.But I see someone took inspiration from the QTG...I approve.Breasts please~
>>28799518Wing-job. I must have it
Part 3 incoming.
>>28799835Steady on, old thing...
>>28799835What a naughty Harpy...We gonna fill her up good.
>>28799835I like this queen
>>28799937Yeah.Darned shame were gonna have to leave her since she has to stay and watch the flock.
>>28800079Do you think she's fine with bearing us an heir?Someone to keep on the mcstab bloodline
>>28800102Considering that the whole purpose of the flock coming here was to breed, I'd say the odds of her not trying to get impregnated during this encounter are pretty much non-existent.
I gotta go to work so that's the end of the thread. Just going to archive in a moment.Remember you can catch up on the archive by searching "Text Adventure" and follow me on Twitter @MrBonesQuestFeel free to ask questions, leave feedback or criticise. I appreciate all of it!I'll be around on my phone for that stuff.Thanks for playing, Boners! See you next time.
>>28800102Well, it be a daughter though wouldn't? Unless McStab is just manly enough to make the child a male somehowThough the image of McStab trying to teach his Harpy daughter the finer points of being a thief is a bit adorable
I wish you people wouldn't predict future events with such startling accuracy.
>>28800208Apparently fapping to monstergirls unlocks our oracular powers.
>>28800230>fappingSo l-lewdI write this for educational purposes only. Please don't misuse my material
>>28800190Aw so soon.Was good fun Bonesy, and I think we have us a solid ally at least. That's nice. Or maybe just a fuck buddy. All the same, thanks for the thread!
>>28799395wtf was happening on this thread?
>>28800686deculture began moefying QMs and things got lewd fast.
>>28800705That... is very, very lewd. Even though you're 'Mister' Bones, you've been drawn as a tiny girl...
>>28800705Unrelated butMr Bones, do you have a pastebin of some sort?It'd be really nice to keep track of characters, items, and such.Even if it's just in vague terms.
>>28800817I absolutely do not.I think I'll make that right now since work is late with the call.
>>28800785Everyone was drawn as a moe girl for the QM Quest. All the QMs in one highschool from the point of view of a new QM.
>>28800884Nice. Just met characters names, descriptions, and a vague list of items would be lovely. Vague money count if you prefer, and what we have on us/can use.Reading the old stuff and am sad cute shy ghost girl got abandoned
>>28800929Yeah it was a shame I was looking forward to the clash with the princess.Zero-G lewd is fun
>>28801008It is. And I wanted to bring ghost orb with us.That could've been really handy. Not to mention shy fuming jealousy....DAMN IT WHY DID PEOPLE FORGET
>>28801039Well we only met her because people forgot the princess.So it worked out.
>>28801059>>28801039We're all forgetful after a fun fap....especially several.What was I talking about again?
>>28801095I have no idea.
Shit I've totally forgotten the name of the country we are in. Anyone?
>>288011354chanland...? It's something with a number...
>>28801135All I remember is that we were freaked out by the guard guys around us. Accounters or somethin. Check your first thread maybe?
>>28801187Found it on the archiveDalian.I didn't mention it until thread 5. Yay improvisation!
FINISHED!http://pastebin.com/yRhYS46jI will go more autistic with it at some point but for now it is just companions, items, money and casual encounters.It was funning sifting through the old posts. I might dump all the fapfics to one place and put it in the pastebin at some point too.
>>28801543I'm not sure my dick could handle that.
>>28801543Nice, thanks Bones, that helps a lot. Should be easier to keep track of stuff.The 'trophy case' made me laugh also.Oh, also>You escaped sex slavery by being too stupid for the charm to work properly, and just fucking her without any romance.I think that sums up Jack really...really well. I hope we can inject a little more personality into the dude over time. If we live that long.
>>28801543Nice.Oh! Also I meant to say: I noticed the captcha side story smut, and I can't help but laugh hard at that, while also finding it oddly arousing.Please, do feel free to do more.
>>28801718Yeah it took Mr Bones a while.So far we have sarcastic, uncaring and good at fucking
>>28801739I tend to require actual anger at the captcha to do those
>>28801741That's a rogue for you.But really. He's kinda a man child anyway. Let's see if the princess can't open him up a bit, once she gets past her tsundere exterior.I do indeed ship those two, hush.
>>28801771After the orgy the princess thinks you are in a relationship, hence the hugging and handholding.Moments later we fucked two harpies.The poor girl.
>>28801792You'd think she'd tell us that she thinks that...Well she did give her anal virginity to us...but..yeah...Anyway, I'm sure it'll all work out fine and she won't get her heart broken when the guy she barely knows takes her real virginity and we leave with our slime girl booty.Seriously happy we brought them. I love slime girls. Surprised they didn't start feeling the harpy queen up this thread when they leaped on her...
>>28801866I was thinking about that but I started thinking about slime in crevices and it put me off.Plus they aren't horny, just excited and immature.
>>28801882>Not liking slime tentaclesYou really are vanilla aren't you?Obviously slime girls are only slimy when they want to be.But fair enough. we should teach them stuff. Their mom let them come with us on an adventure right? Maybe we should try to teach em something.
>>28800230Congratulations anons, we have uncovered the secret of the hermits.I declare us, the Oracle Boners
>>28801882>I was thinking about that but I started thinking about slime in crevices and it put me off.This saddens me beyond wordsI guess we'll never do the "slime sandwhich" idea I had in mind.Sticking a slime girl in between us and the princess bum as both lube and fuck them both at the same timeBut, this is your party after all.
>>28801543I think we have 2 smoke grenades and a spike left, if I recall correctly
>>28802066>dat ideadammit anon you broke muh dick
>>28802066D-Damn it anon, stop making me want to use our slime girls for naughty things.We should be a good guardian!
>>28802066This is hilarious enough that I'd be up for it.
>>28802166We are the best guardian, we will help them grow up into fine young slime women.
>>28802069Nope. Spikes were used on the slimes ineffectually, smoke bomb was destroyed/lost by the harpy attack
>>28802209Incidentally Mr Bones...uh... we never saw our ghost friends undead friends.At the risk of becoming creepy fast, how okay would playing with them have been too?
>>28802256I'd love to pander but decomposition is getting a little deep. I imagine the scene and basically describe as best I can what I see.Not sure I want to imagine that.>>28802066It would require godlike planning or rolls to convince the princess to do that though.
>>28802355Well I suppose it depends. I've seen pretty clear representations of sexy undead. But...it's not so much an undead as a frankenstein girl with stitch marks and greenish skin.See Everyday Monster Girls on Fakku if you don't know what I mean.
>>28802464Oh that's totally fine.I thought we were talking zombies missing jaws and shit.
>>28802496Nah. ever I have limits.I'm vanilla too, senpai
It makes me so happy that I get a new follower or two every thread
>>28802638Well the massive storm of the QTG probably helped that a bit.Especially since it revolved around lewd.But always nice to see a good quest growing
>>28802777Yeah I was lucky to get dragged into that.Also turns out IRC and QTG are nice guys. Gave me some lewd tips which I tried out on the matriarch 3 parter.
>>28802857Oh? I didn't see anything particularly different...so it must have meshed well. They do seem pretty nice tho
Going to try and dump that smut on imgur and pop it on the pastebin
>>28803097You're doing God's work.
>>28798569You know, I wonder what became of that one winged harpy and the boy after all was said and done.Too bad Mr Bones is too vanilla for /ss/
>>28803097I shall prepare my boners and await completion.
Here we are! This is a temporary link because I can't be assed to make a profile right now. Proper one will be in OP of next thread.The fapfics are organized in the Trophy Case.http://pastebin.com/3U37ggmL
>>28803329Holy shit, we really have a trophy case?That's hilarious. I love it
>>28803329You're good people, Mr Bones.