Hello Boners!We have now switched to a consensus mode of decision-making due to popular request. I encourage lurkers to post at least occasionally if you want more content!Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=text+adventureTwitter: @MrBonesQuest for updates, questions and times!Here's your recap.
>>28740325If she wanted to kill us, she'd of shot us with the bow.Prepare yoursself man and see what this woman wants.
>>28740389How will you prepare yourself, if at all?
>>28740325Tell the others to get behind you and Prepare to use the flashel, but only use it if she clearly shows hostile intent. No sense wasting our last one if she be friendly
>>28740414>>28740325It was a figure of speech.I don't know, cross your arms with your hands out to show you aren't immediately armed?
>>28740444>cross your arms with your hands outwuh-what?
Rolled 2>>28740497"SIC'EM SLIME GIRLS"
Rolled 16>>28740497twerk at her, perhaps our hypnotic ass will make her fall in love with us
>>28740497You know what I mean, just don't actually hold a knife!
So are we holding nothing, or hiding the flashel ready to use?
Rolled 1>>28740597we have a hand on our dick and a hand on our heart to show we promote peace and love
>>28740597still going with flashel for me
>>28740597Eh, lets have our flashel handy at least
>>28740778"That you have been able to see past my comdrades disguise impresses me. But I cannot leave these slimes, they are also my charge.""The boatman, such as he is, I leave to you're discretion."
>>28740778>>28740857We don't leave the slimes
I JUST SWALLOWED A LIQUID FILLED COUGH SWEET WHOLE AND THE LIQUID IS RELEASING IN MY CHEST OH GOD MENTHOL ALL OVER MY LUNGS ARRRRRRRRGH
Rolled 15>>28741015"I'm in the mood for business" you say with a grin. "And I promise won't find the problems you have with druids on me."
>>28741175I changed my mind. Don't roll.Also we are rolling after the decision is made I just remembered.
>>28741182First even, oh thank god.
>>28741207>We have now switched to a consensus mode of decision-making due to popular request.
>>28741195Thank god, I was worried for a second.I guess we have to go with her, don't want this to turn into a fight.
I'll take agreement as the consensus then?Leaving the slime girls?
>>28741245"The slimes won't interfere, I assure you. Get us a vase or a jar an I can see to that."
Rolled 9>>28741332Oh dice gods, please. . .
>>28741564>"c'mon mommy, let your kids come with me we'll have a nice adventure!">leaves them to a strange old man and his boatDammit
>>28741564Shit fuck, she didn't mention other girls.Fuck i think we're gonna get eaten or something if we don't act
>>28741673I think she was referring to the slimes actuallyJack doesn't care about them?
Rolled 11>>28741564jerk off on her tits then bounce this bitch ain't getting any.
Any actual decisions or are we going with >>28741779
>>28741884I don't think that's a good idea. We do need to get outta here though...Stab her in the back?
>>28741927Nah, go along with it, we won't get out of here if we fight.
>>28741927>>28741985Roll for final decision + success then.
>>28741779I don't endorse just jerking it.I say we seduce her.Drive her so mad with pleasure you have a chance to escape.
>>28741996I dont think soIts a medusa and we agreed to everything even when we didnt decide to exactly. I think she is controlling us and we need to fucking kill the bitch
Rolled 2>>28742155for >>28741985
>>28742155Well whatever our decision is, it seems to have worked out.
>>28741728I think we're being mind controlled. I'd say go with >>28741927 , I still remember how shit with the mermaid queen ended for Mister Bones.
>>28742155>>28742188This is the decision
>>28742263Bad End in 3...2...1...
>>28742288Hopefully our nat 20 will mean that we dick her into submission.Otherwise, yeah, once again we've had a protagonist follow some mindbreaking monster to his death.
>>28742347I am noticing a trend here, yeah.
>>28742617>>28743041>1/2>2/3My god, it's growing.
>>28743041That'll be the last fapfic for a while. I run out of time and privacy to write them. At least I ended on a 3 part goodie.If you guys are quick, I'll update a few more times before ending it. Thread's slow for some reason. I have no idea why.I know exacty why ;_;
>>28743346Lurker here.We love you really MB
>>28743346I was just not posting whilst you were doing your three parter because it seemed impolite to comment.So the decision now is, do we sneak away, or do we convince the lamia to join us too. I'm tempted to bring her along, but I fear that she might not be so understanding when she wakes up, and that even if she is, we might have trouble sneaking her by those monstergirl haters.
>>28743346Another lurker here. Seconding this >>28743422
>>28743346Lamias are pretty good at magic she could probley help with our problem...
>>28743346One last descartes from the back door
>>28742617>>28743041>>28743311So the princess can take it in the back door without tripping the chastity spell.Truly this has been a day of wondrous discoveries.I say we convince the Lamia to help us in exchange for future threesomes. As >>28743463 said, she might even have some insight into how to remove these geas.
>>28743346I think we should get out of here while we still can. Remember what happened the last time we left a companion behind while we were off having adventures.
>>28743422>>28743446>>28743456I was actually implying another reason and crying at the horror of it.But I appreciate the lurkers contributing occasionally anyway. I guess it's the nature of my stuff.>First thread>2 actual posters>Get's +15 in 10 minutes after it's finished.
>>28743594>I was actually implying another reason and crying at the horror of it.If you provide good fapfics, I will consider to jerk off to them, such is the circle of internet life.
So trying to get the lamia or leaving quickly with the princess?
>>28743594Well they're called fapfics for a reason.
>>28743677I vote we try to bring her along for the ride.
>>28743677Sure, try to get the Lamia, then hurry back, before anything happens to our adorable slimegirls.
>>28743714>>28743736Roll them bones
>>28743677I think we should get out of here mostly because we still have no idea what her intentions are. She could have had plans. Remember the mermaids. I'm not really opposed to sticking around if other anons think it's a good idea.
>>28743747Hmm, I think you might be right, I would like to bring her with, but it will probably end badly.I think it might already be too late though.
>>28743775Well, it was nice while it lasted.
>>28743746Damn it Mr Bones, 3 minutes is not enough for all of us to post a consensus!This will end badly.
>>28743775I have the flu and need rest so I'll be ending it here.The next one will likely be Wednesday afternoon GMT.Keep updated on times @MrBonesQuest, and catch-up on the archives.There is a slight possibility I may do tomorrow, but it's unlikely I can afford to skip a day of work for my illness.I'll be around in the thread but it's over for tonight. Feel free to criticise or make suggestions. Archived:
>>28744085Here, whoops: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28740325/
>>28744085Thanks for the thread, Mr Bones, hope you feel better soon.
>>28744085Night Mr BThe Boners salute you!
>>28744085I'M A MAMMAL SON OF A BITCH MEDUSALANDFISH IS PIG DO YOU WANT SCALES? DO YOU WANT CLOACA? COLD-BLOOD IS PIG DISGUSTING MERMAID QUEEN IS A MURDERER FUCKING FISH
>>28744295That is the best name for this little communitynice one anon
>>28744457Actually Mr Bones uses it on twitter
Finally caught up.Can someone tell me what the rift is though? I'm confused.Also what do we do once the geas is removed?
>>28744620Sneak into the royal bedchambers, knock out the prince, fuck the princess.
>>28744620That's up for discussion.And yeah Mr Bones, keep in mind that these threads keep on getting bumped up and introducing more and more new people.I haven't been able to participate in a single thread as I always come late, but I've read it all.
>>28744666I will keep that in mind.Thank you mister satan trips.
Am I the only person who fapped to the captcha rape scene bonus post yesterday?I need validation
>>28744701Well, I got a boner, but I didn't act on it at the time.Might go back later though.
>>28744701Even I thought one was going too far.I am sorry to the one guy who ended up with a captcha fetish. I wish you luck.
>>28744701nope>>28744812>implying he's one guy