You am Og. Og in tribe of 15; 7 woman, 8 man include Og.Og have own cave, club and Og-woman. Og-woman make good snoo-snoo.Tribe have good food, cold white gone now, green fur on ground. Good for squishy eats, good for big meat.What Og do?
>>28736096Og feel if Og hungry. Og hungry? Og go hunt! Og not hungry? Og beat up tree! Until Og hungry!
>>28736177Og belly not growl at him yet. Og need to teach nature a lesson.Og jog off to nearby big sticks and punch. Og hand hurt little and big stick not move. Og will beat big stick some day.Og hungry now after hard days work punching big stick. Og go to cave and have squishy eats with Og-woman.
>>28736199Og should ponder about the possibilities of eating the sun and become the sun lord.Og should also try to be courteous with og-woman and give her a bigger part of the food, are we not an gentleog?
>>28736224Og give more food to Og-woman. Og-woman too thin for Og's liking, Og like a little meat on thebone if you know what Og is saying.Og and Og-woman eat together, Og-woman thinks of woman things while Og stares at sun. Og wonders how far sun is and if Og could climb big rock to reach it. Og try some day.
>>28736244Og tell story to Og-woman about how a man ate sun, which explain how sun exist. It prove Og smart, Og know how sun work. Then make snoo-snoo with Og-woman.
>>28736265But that doesn't explain how sun exist but how sun die.
>>28736244Og can feel cave strong. Rock is strong. Rock can help Og beating big sticks if Og befriends rock.
>>28736281Man eat sun, man become sun. You stupid.
>>28736281contdOg tells woman that when man eats too much and become too large, he will go eat sun. Then no light. All eat too much should not do so.
>>28736288You don't call Og stupid, Og bonk you on the head and take your Og-woman.
>>28736307I Og, you no Og. Og smart! You stupid.
>>28736096>>28736177>>28736287(First time participating a Quest thread, do I need to get a trip?)
>>28736319>No, trip was merely a mistakeOg wants to rock friend. Gives rock food maybe ?
>>28736319>No point really, just keep a name and it'll be fine. Glad to have you on board!Og's brain hurt think of how sun be there. Did man eat and turn into sun? Did wizard throw fire into sky?Og too tired for reality. Og take Og-woman back to cave to make snoo-snoo.
>>28736344Og make sure Og-woman enjoy snoo-snoo! Be good lover! Then Og-woman no cheat on Og for sure!
>>28736344 Og don't take too long. Got other things to do too.
>>28736344Og want go watch feather-things. Og like feather-thing pretty sounds.Og is simple man.
>>28736363>>28736374Og torn between quantity or quality of snoo-snoo. Og try to do best but hurry up as well, want Og-woman to stay with Og and not leave for better snoo-snoo.Og rock Og-womans world, Og leave open rock and take whizz outside.
>>28736393Og wants rock friend, maybe rock likes feather-things too.
>>28736393Og try to remember if Og has friend, Og want to explore with friend.
>>28736405>>28736434Og friend died to sharp tooth last year. Og only friend Og-woman now, Og lonely but Og deal with it well.Og sit down outside cave and think, Og-woman asleep in cave. Og look down and see small rock with face on, Og smile at rock and small rock smiles at Og.Og am find new friend!>Small rock is just a stone, big enough to fit in your palm, with a few fossils in resembling a smiley face.
>>28736458Og try to feel what shape rock is. Og want to know what rock can do.
>>28736458Og pet rock. Og like Og-friend. Og take Og-friend everywhere.
>>28736458Og wants see world outside cave. Maybe Og and Og-friend can find answer for the sun and the big sticks.
The fact that Og means And in my language makes this thread occasionally perplexing reading.
>>28736501The fact that Og means Original Gangsta in my language makes this thread occasionally perplexing reading.
>>28736474Og see that Og-rock is round and can fit in Og's hand. Og-rock have no sharp bits to hurt Og on. Good Og-rock!>>28736477Og puts Og-rock in pouch on Og cloth. Keep Og-rock safe from harm.>>28736499Og grunts goodbye at Og-woman and heads out to world. Where Og want to go?>Big sticks>Big rock>Flat land
>>28736515Go to bed, Snoop Lion.
>>28736525Big rock is big. Up there the sun is closer. Maybe Og-rock knows Big rock too.
>>28736525Flat land. Og want to be able to see far off.
I love the fact that everyone automatically starts typing like a caveman when the thread starts off like that.
>>28736525>>Big rockFind shining rocks you can trade for things and black rocks you can set on fire.
>>28736561that's because typing like a caveman and we don't have enough occasions to do so without looking like total retards.
>>28736096>What Og do?Snoo-snoo Og.
>>28736557This Og speak right. Og must see big cats and furryfants.
Og go flat land
>>28736573>typing like a caveman is funforgot the important part
>>28736541>>28736564Og leave cave and go to big rock at edge of land. Big rock closer to sun, Og want to get close to sun as well!Big rock only day away from Og cave, so Og bring enough meat and squishy eats for water to last. Og eventually get to bottom of big rock when Og suddenly see big horn in front of him!Big horn stop munching green fur and look at Og.
>>28736599Smash big horn! Og eat good tonight! Og impress Og-woman and make snoo snoo!
>>28736599Og takes Og-rock out of pouch. Og can't grunt like big horn but maybe Og-rock can. Og is careful because he knows horn is dangerous.
>>28736599Throw rock at big horn
>>28736599Og say hello to Big Horn
NEW LAWAll sentences must be phrased in Og-speak weather they are Og or not!
>>28736648You not act like Og law. Og must punish.
>>28736608Og impress Og-woman by being Og.>>28736620Og takes Og-rock out of pouch and holds in hand. Og-rock stays very quiet and smiles at Og. Oh well, Og-rock tried.>>28736633And lose Og-rock? Og has to think about it.>>28736638Og say hello to big horn. Big horn just stare at Og more.>Next post will decide what we actually do. Too many things to decide here.
>>28736669Og smart. Og talk to Big horn. Og ride up mountain.
>>28736669Big Horn is big, maybe if Og eat green fur he will get big too.Og grabs green fur and eat it.
>>28736669Og pull out grass. Og show big horn grass.
>>28736678>>28736697>>28736700>This should be fun.Og kneel down and pull green fur out of earth. Hold green fur at big horn.Big horn smell air and take few steps to Og. Big horn bigger up close. Big horn smell green fur in Og hand, nibbles at green fur in Og hand. Big horn tongue tickles Og's hand.>Wanna try riding the damn thing up the mountain?>It's going to be very tricky, roll 1d100 for success, 80+ gets it.
Rolled 86>>28736726Og hope we roll more dice. Og be known as Big horn Og.
Rolled 93>>28736726Og pats gently at Big Horns head. It's all fluffy.
>>28736726>>Wanna try riding the damn thing up the mountain?I dont want Og to have to learn patience. So yes.
>>28736745Og is lucky Og.
>>28736745>>28736748Of rides fucker.
>>28736748>>28736745WE ARE OG, MASTER OF BEASTS
>>28736745>>28736748>Holy shit.Og grab big horns and jump onto big horn back. Big horn protest and jump around but Og hang on for dear life. Og-rock bounces around in puch but is safe and sound.Og rock turns horns with all his might and makes big horn run up mountain. Walk would have taken a few days but big horn do it in record time!Og arrives at top of mountain, jumps of big horn and big horn collapses to ground, pooped after it's ordeal>Achievement unlocked!>Riders On The Horn>Wat do Og?
>>28736779Og piss off edge of big rock. First mountain Og.
>>28736779Og look for anything helpful. Of see long way.
>>28736779Pet big horn, big horn new og-friend.
>>28736779Og is on top of big rock. Big Horn is sleeping like Og-woman after a snoo-snoo. Og can feel sun on skin and Og-rock in pouch.But Og can't grab the sun. Og is a bit tired, so Og takes a nap next to Big Horn.
>>28736779Og look around, what Og see?
>>28736779Og better look around, see everywhere. Will Big Horn-friend be okay?
>>28736779Og look for food to feed Big Horn.
>>28736800Og agree with of. There many voices in ogs head meat.
>>28736800>>28736811Og do both. Keeping big horn important.
>>28736791Og take piss off big rock to show dominance. Big rock Og's now.>>28736796>>28736805>>28736807Og look around from top of mountain. Og shivers, it cold up here. Og sees glow from fires at home, big stick forest and flat lands near. Og also see blue splash at edge of world, Og been before as small Og, Og always wonder what is on other side of blue splash.>>28736800>>28736804Big horn fine, just knackered after being broken in. Og pats big horn and huddles up to it, big horn furry and warm, very good on cold rock like this. Big horn too tired to protest.
>>28736842Og go to big sticks. Ride horn beast.
>>28736842Og need get home before night.
>>28736842Og can see bigger rock?
>>28736908Big horn very tired, not ride for few days.Og wake up in morning, sun near edge of world. Big horn eating green fur again, happier then yesterday.Og look around and view scenery again.What Og want to do?>Try and reach sun?>Travel?
>>28736933Og not touch burning Og. All Og now is hot. Og look on big rock for small rock. Impress other Og with sharp rock.
Og need find Og-woman of blue eye.
>>28736933Og better look for something to lead Big Horn-Friend, so Big Horn doesn't get lost. And after that, Og and Big Horn should go home, impress Og-Woman with new friend
>>28736948Blue eye? Now Og talk crazy talk!
>>28736933Og must try and reach the sun!
>>28736933Og rides Big Horn home trough big sticks.
>>28736947Og pick up small sharp rocks on big rock. Og put in pouch with Og-rock to keep him company.>>28736976Og can't think of anything to help big horn not get lost. Og just keep feeding big horn green fur and get big horn to follow Og home.Sun hides behind world a few times but Og gets home with big horn and Og-rock and co. safely. Og-woman hug Og but see big horn and wonders what Og is thinking.
>>28737056Og family stronk. Og master of big horn.
>>28737056>>28737056Og have woman make something. Pull big horn with. Og find stick attach sharp rock to stick.
>>28737056Og is sad because the Big rock wasn't big enough to reach Og-sun. But Og has new friends.Og explains Og tribe that Big Horn is a friend and Og-tribe should not eat him.
>>28737083Og ask Og-woman to make rope to attach to big horn. Big horn may not like, but big horn need.Og heads into cave and puts Og-rock and co. on the floor. Og think sharp rock hurt more then round rock, Og understand the idea but not act on it just yet.
>>28737127Maybe sharp rock can hurt big sticks too ? Og thanks Og-woman for the rope with snoo snoo
>>28737056Og wants to show big horn to everyone
>>28737127Og should look for Big Horn-woman to keep Big Horn company. A lonely Big Horn becomes ornery, just like Og would if there were no Og-woman
>>28737127Og put sharp rock on stick, go find other big horn with Og-horn.
>>28737182Notog agree with og here.
>>28737173Og-woman come back with rope, Og go to thank Og-woman but Og-woman flick rope behind Og head.Og-woman leads Og into cave. Og happy.Snoo-snoo commences, Og succeeds in making Og-woman happy too. Og exists cave once done and ties rope to big horn neck, not too tight, don't want to make big horn dead.Og realise that cave is surrouned by tribe. Tribe point to big horn and make angry noise at Og. Og tell tribe that big horn friend, and help Og get up mountain. Tribe not pleased.Big noise is heard from distance! Tribe quickly look at each other and rush back to cave, come back with sticks and stones. Og grab club, say good bye to Og-woman and head off with tribe.>Time to hunt!>Bring big-horn?
>>28737214Quick question, Does Big horn have fleshy bits not made for snoo-snoo on its belly?
>>28737214>Bring Og-hornOg smart, not leave Og-horn with angry Og.
>>28737214Og bring Og-horn. Og-horn needs to find Og-horn woman
>>28737214Bring big horn. Of need stronk if of kill good.
>>28737233>Og have no idea what you are talking about. Big horn male, if that's what you're asking.Og grab rope and lead big horn with tribe to loud noise. Noise comes from flat lands, big horn keep up with tribe and Og easily.Og and tribe come to flat lands, hide behind few rocks and see where noise is coming from. Small group of big meat in distance, 5 large ones and 3 smaller ones. Tribe talks amongst themselves, will go for smaller one and scare big ones off.>Big meat = mammoth>Will Og stay with tribe, or do something stupid on his own?
>>28737286Tribe want scare Big Meat. Og scare big meat on Og-horn. Show Og Og-horn is good.
>>28737286Asking if it had an uddersounded like a yak or a goat
>>28737286Og participate in hunt riding on Big Horn
>>28737286Of ride bighorn to kill big meat.
>>28737299>>28737303>>28737312Yes, Og do this
Og ride oghorn in. Scare big meat to other og.
>>28737302>think mountain sheep.Og walk back to big horn and pat on head. Rest of tribe watch to see what Og do.Og leap onto big horn back and point in direction of big meat. Og kick back oof big horn to make big horn run.Big horn run towards big meat, rest of tribe clues on and runs behind, making loud noises.>Og go for small meat?>Og go for big meat?
>>28737346Og go for small meat, big meat is great bad.Oh god, I had to laugh so hard. I was imagining we were riding a yack, but a fucking sheep?
>>28737346Og big and strong Big horn big and strongTry to spook the small meat from the big meat
ALL HAIL ZUNGA SUNEATER
>>28737346Og go after big meat.Monochloride cisirec what do you mean capcha?
>>28737370>first thread>draw fagThis quest is going places
>>28737370Og approves burning Og.
>>28737363Og got problem with oghorn?
>>28737396Og is very satisfied. Makes having more Og-horns easier.
>>28737363>I don't think you realise what a mountain sheep looks like.>>28737396>That's what I'm talking about.>>28737370>Can I ask what this is from?
>>28737363>>28737367Og and big horn ride towards small meat. Small meat panics and makes loud noises, big meat looks around and sees Og, makes even louder noise.Big horn brave and keep running, Og brave and keep riding. Tribe follow Og and make noise to try and scare of big meat.>Fucking patriarchs.>1d100 for scaring the damn thing off, 75+ is a success.
Rolled 65>>28737439For Og the Beastmaster !
Rolled 84>>28737439Og Patriarch as well!
>>28737446OH THE IRONY
Rolled 85>>28737446I think i fucked up the roll lemme check
>>28737446>>28737448>>28737450Go with best of 3?
Rolled 82Still think og should kill big meat. But og committed now.
>>28737459well, fuck everythingI blame the jews
>>28737466>Nope, first come first served unfortunately.Og and big horn run towards big meat to try and scare off. Big meat stamps and run towards Og and big horn.Shit.Big meat swipes big horn with nose tail, Og jumps from big horn and lands on ground out of way. Big horn gets hit by nose tail and is thrown across flat land, hits ground with a thump.Big horn hurt, rest of tribe shitting pants, big meat turns around to face Og.Og pull out Og-rock and place on floor next to Og foot. Og-rock still smiling at Og, Og like Og-rock. Og wield club and take stance against big meat.>This is it guys.>Roll 1d100 to face down the fucking mammoth.>90+ will do it, first roll will be taken.
>>28737506holy shitIm not rolling
Rolled 74>>28737506>THE OG-TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
Rolled 41>>28737506Fine then
>>28737516And than Og was a zombie
Rolled 11>>28737506Oh Og-god
Even if we die, this is going to be hype
Rolled 60>>28737409Zunga Suneater.http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/24120420/
>>28737516>And so, part I draws to an end. Typing normally to convey the sadness at this point in the quest.The rest of the tribe watches on as the mammoth stamps it's feet and trumpets loudly in the air. Og places his Og-rock by his feet and smiles at it, Og-rock simply smiles back.Big horn lies bloodied and broken in a pile nearby, it'll die soon and the rest of the tribe won't let it go to waste.Og grips his club firmly and stands his ground against the charging beast. The mammoth sprints at Og, Og runs at the mammoth screaming like a wild man and flailing his club around. The mammoth swipes his trunk at Og and hits him in the midsection.Og is thrown a fair distance against a rock that juts out of the ground. Og hits his head fairly hard and spits blood. Through double vision and failing organs he manages to open his eyes one last time.Og-rock is at Og's side. Og doesn't know if it's the double vision or something else, but it looks like Og-rock isn't smiling anymore. Og-rock is upset.
Rolled 77>>28737565Og family will revere og as sent from oggod. They will capture more bighorn to honor him
Rolled 82>>28737565Og rolls for a miracle!
Oh big Og in heavens no.
Rolled 46>>28737565Og is become the sun now
>>28737565is part 2 when og-rock break open and a snake slither out and merge with dying og to make him BIG-OG and save him life and live together
>Short timeskip.Og-woman still upset of death of Og. Og good husband.Og-woman step out of cave and go to small lump of earth where Og bones sleep. Og-rock sitting on lump protecting Og, Og-rock smiles at Og-woman.Og-woman smiles back, rubbing her belly. Little Og come soon. Og-woman hope little Og as good a man as Og was.
>>28737636>We play as legacies of our charactersNNGH YES.
>>28737636>Og-woman smiles back, rubbing her belly. Little Og come soon. Og-woman hope little Og as good a man as Og wasdaaawwwwww
>Man I hate it when inanimate objects die, even more so then actual people. I wonder if this says something about me as a person?Well that's the end of part I. The next part will be next weekend, you won't play Og's son, but you'll be one of his descendants.You did good /tg/, you did real good.
>>28737636But what if little Og turns out to be a little Og-woman?
>>28737653>Son of big rock horn tamer is a go
>>28737663Hey i remember you throwing out this idea in a quest generalGlad to see you went through with it
>>28737678Aye, that was me.I'm gonna have to think on what stages of civilisation we play through. I'm going to make them all dangerous, so each part may only last 1 thread, like this one, but I'll have to come up with a list first.I'm toying around with doing 2 more set in the Stone Age. This one's obviously early Stone Age, what with no tools and all. The next will be middle Stone age, you'll have access to flints and sharpened stuff and the like.And I don't care how much retconning or handwaving I have to do, this quest will be Og's legacy.And Og-rock will be a recurring character.
>>28737728>each part last one threadI assume you mean one session? >Og Rock a recurring characteryes.
>>28737753I was a little confused. We had fire but no sharp stones.
>>28737663It was the best of times...It was the Og of times...
>>28737753One session, my bad.>>28737785Don't read too much into my flawed knowledge of how Stone Age culture works. Just enjoy the ride.>>28737795I had to stifle a few tears when Og placed Og-rock down next to him. Fuck, it's only a rock, right?
>mfw next chapter will have domesticated big horns everywhere
>>28737823>Single session quests strung together with a single theme.This is everything I've ever wanted out of quests.
>>28737823>flawed knowledgeI imagine it as a semi not-earth, stone age.>it's only a rock, right?Maybe...http://stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Artifacts
>>28737823>I had to stifle a few tears when Og placed Og-rock down next to him. Fuck, it's only a rock, right?No.It is Og-Rock. It is more than a rock
>>28737636>that not so subtly implied shotacon incest
>>28737885hey man back then anything goes
>>28737862>Blowout soon fellow man>When?>NOW.
>>28737885I knew you'd pick up on this as soon as I typed in.No shota here, go back to /d/.Well I'm off for a little bit, I've archived the thread, I'll stick around if there's any questions but if not, come back Saturday/Sunday (not sure which day, I'll advertise if I see a general thread) around the same time and pick up the next part.
>A fuckton of sessions in>Og rock turns out to be Uranium>Og-nuke thine enemiesHe died for our freedom.
>>28737962I think it should remain a mystery for a little longer.
What did you think of the whole achievement shtick?I don't think they'll have any bonuses or benefits, just story-related events which will be nice to look back on when we're in the future.
>>28738193>just story-related events which will be nice to look back on when we're in the future.Sounds right.
I was in town during Og's death. Just went home. Way too sad, Og was a good man who loved life and didn't deserve that.May he rest with Og-horn under the sun.