You're a Magical Girl, and you're currently trying to make it through your date - your first ever real date, as far as you can remember - without fucking it up like you always do. And you're currently with a girl that, by all rights, should be dead twice over by now. Her name is Hanegawa Midori, Callidus, formerly of the Tenth Officio Assassinorum, now a Callidus of the Ninth.A girl that, for some reason, you decided to take prisoner after a mission that you will never forget. After that, she became your subordinate. Then after that, your friend. And after that, your savior.Even now, after all that's happened, you're still not sure what you did to deserve someone like her to actually care about you. Well, you sort of do. You shot out her kneecaps, instead of putting a bullet through her Soul Gem.You just wonder if there's anything more to it than just that.
Deito, deito, deito, deito!
>>28734812>You just wonder if there's anything more to it than just that.Don't. Don't question it.Just enjoy it for as long as you can before everything inevitably becomes horrible again.
>>28734812Now she's here, sitting in front of you, her normally slightly-mussed hair now teased into a long, luxurious stream of green flowing down her back. Dressed in a black dress that's as flattering as it is almost scandalous. And she's actually wearing tasteful makeup, instead of just the slightly darkened rings around her eyes from a chronic lack of sleep and the frequent blush of embarrassment on her cheeks.Even for someone like you, whose very idea of beauty is based off your benevolent blonde goddess of promised victory, a plate of freshly-made pancakes in her soft, warm hands - you couldn't deny that Hanegawa Midori, right now, looked nearly as beautiful as Tomoe Mami always did.And with the sly, almost mischievous smile curling her soft lips, her eyes hooded in a sidelong glance--You make to learn forward across the table."S-sempai...?" Midori blinks at you, her cheeks reddening. Her smile disappearing, replaced with wide-eyed, speechless anticipation. You're going to kiss her.A look like that, it's...you can't resist it.But just as you do so - it's here that a memory rises from your mind, unbidden, flashing across your vision for the barest second before fading.A snippet of a dream from days ago, shared with a Magical Girl. One with brown, pigtailed hair and sleepy copper eyes.A promise made by you, sealed with a kiss of your own, one that she returned just as she said goodbye.A promise to get it right this time.. . .What do you do?Kiss Midori as you intended.Kiss Midori on the forehead. Not...not before you figure everything out.Other.
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.If this is doing it wrong, I'm not sure we want to do it right anymore.
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.Can't back down now
>>28734849[x]Kiss Midori on the forehead. Not...not before you figure everything out.HA HA TIME FOR REGRETS!
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.If you intended to do it in the first place, do it.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>28734849[X] Kiss Midori as you intended.... EverywhereScrew the fact that kyouko and kumatora are watching
>NECO @MGsAreReal 1m>Come on come on stick it in her pooper don't really do it nya but come on fuck already!!neco 2lewd4me
>>28734849>[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.Bold Chiaki is the best.
>>28734887Chiaki needs something nice to happen for once, and we already know pinky wont interfear
>>28734849[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.Sorry Wendy, but really, that promise kind of went to shit when you had to break up. Plus you're currently kind of insane.
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.We *might* live to regret this, but we would certainly regret NOT doing this.
>>28734849[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.
>>28734849>[x]Kiss Midori on the forehead. Not...not before you figure everything out.This requires thinking.
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.I feel bad for Wendy and we will have regrets no matter.
>>28734849>[x] Just kiss her, dammit.No tongue.Not yet.
>>28734849>[x]Kiss as intended - on the lips, gently. No tongue.Don't want to deny feelings for Midori.Don't want to backstab Wendy.Want to get this right.Seems like best compromise. Love, but no lust. Not on first date.
>>28734849>[x] Kiss Midori as you intended.
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.Fuck Wendy.literally, ideally at the same time as Midorin
>>28734849>[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.Watermelon
>>28734937>watermelonSo Midori is green, Wendy is red, Faust is black (for seeds)?
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.captcha: dnderson greenSo we should...play DnD with Midori...?
>>28734849I like Wendy but dragging our feet even more would be ridiculous. Let's be frank, current Wendy isn't romance material at all, and while the amnesia is unfortunate, it still lead to a break-up.
>>28734849>[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.Better to regret what we did do than regret what we didn't
ITT: ABSOLUTELY NO NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES
>>28734924>I feel bad for WendyWe will do everything we can for Wendy.How much that is remains to be seen.
>>28734849[x] Kiss the girl
I believe the question Chiaki ought to ask herself now is not "who do I like most" but "how do I get both."Choosing is for the weak and powerless, really.
>>28734849[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.No stops on the love train
>>28734949Pinky = redMidori = greenWendy = black seeds
>>28734954Also, Wendy Kinda sacrifices innocent girls on altars in blood sacrifice to a hateful demonic god.It's kinda the sort of thing Current Chiaki seems to disapprove of.
>>28734964>both>not all threeanon pls
>>28734958>Chiaki: Butts. Butts everywhere
>>28734849[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.I see no conflict between this and our promise to Wendy. Or our 'past' with Pinky, for that matter. Watermelon tiiiiime....
>>28734849>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.KISAAHU FULL
>>28734958Wendy is too crazy for kisses now, and as far as I can tell the worst that can happen is Midori gets so blushy she passes out.
>>28734970Chiaki doesn't know that.All we have are vague and fuzzy memories of a different Wendy who was very nearly as fucked up in the head as we used to be.
>>28734958As long as you don't rattle our MC out to Wendy, it should be fine.Fucking cat.
>>28734970What I want to know is, what do they do with the Soul Gem?Is it Meguca sacrifice or just really kinky (and expensive, considering how costly it is to replace Meguca bodies) torture/bloodplay?
Time to commemorate smooching and a new thread with art this is completely unrelated to what's happening right now!
>>28734970...wait, what?Which thread/writeup was that in?Seriously asking here, my memory is kind of shitty
>>28734849>Thank her for the date>Smile and give her a chaste kiss>"I love you but I don't put out on the first date."
>>28734989Wasn't it a normal girl they killed?
>>28734971One step at a time, anon.
>>28734849>>28734983CAN'T HEAR YOU UPLOADING NOW
>>28734958HA HA HATHE JOKE IS THAT THEY BOTH USE KNIVES AS THEIR WEAPON OF CHOICE
>>28734849[X] kiss midori as intended.Any other choice will lead to even more regret.Captcha are ionalhotYes captcha exactly
So are we going to try and kiss her over the table, fuck up, and faceplant into her spaghetti?
>>28734958>Not including Best Girl.Silly cat! (Srsly tho, you're on the right track.)
>>28734998y u hate ur kneecaps stupid cat
>>28734998now that filenames just b8. does NECO like fish much?
>>28734994>"I don't put out on the first date""...well, I guess maybe I might if I get caught up in the moment, but not in a place where Sayaka and Kyoko left stains everywhere the last time they were here."
>>28734992Also in the art pile of absolutely unrelated things to the current events, have the two best child scientists discussing science. Have mercy for totally not having Tiny Pete to scale, but teatime man.
>>28735016Did we promise Kyoko we wouldn't shoot anyone, or just not kill them?
>>28735022So are they discussing a cloaking device, or...?
>>28734890....Neco is a /b/tard.Everything makes sense now.
>>28735022(I should probably add it in the post, silly me.)
>>28735009>best girlA NECO selfie?
Wow, this went a lot more cordially than I thought.
>>28735027I believe that blunt trauma wasn't covered by any of those.
>>28735039YES. YES.Nano is my waifu, so if this happens, it would be amazing.
>>28735039This is fantastic, anon.
>>28735039Yes, this is good.
>>28735047Until our shield starts clicking after the kiss.
>>28735027Was also promised Sallaka not to hurt NECO.We'll see how long that holds us back.
>>28734992>>28735039Noice. New artfag or did you do other pieces before?
>>28735039Hmm? Where's the knife they used to cut the ca-Oh, Tiny Pete, such a helpful robot...
>>28735061There's a reason we're in real clothes instead of our MG uniform right now.Well, several actually, but that's one of them.
>>28735082Pinky will just summon the shield onto our arm.
>>28735069There's another piece by them in the art gallery. Since I don't have a name for them, it's classified under Unknown.
>>28735069I done some pieces on Marar a few threads back! So kinda!
>>28735082Watch as Pinky forces a timestop anyway, just because she can.And before the cat arrives, so we won't have an opportunity to "save" Neco from having her soul eaten.
>>28735089Can she do that when we're not in uniform?
So, we aren't sharing a bed with Midori.When should we start?
>Chiaki makes her move on Midorin>everyone speechless>Kyoko hiding behind her DJ set, astonished>Kuma fainted>Pinky can't decide between rage and arousal>NECO falls down a tree yelling "SCOOOORE"All in all, a good first date.
>>28735107What a shame.
>>28735099You're doing go...I mean pinky's work anon
>>28735119>Pinky can't decide between rage and arousalAngry masturbation?
>>287351143rd date at the very earliest.
>>28735109There's no *good* answer to this question.All we can say for sure is that she hasn't... so far. But then we're almost never out of uniform.
>>28735119>>NECO falls down a tree yelling "SCOOOORE"lost it
>>28735126I think that's being needlessly coy considering the fact that we've licked her soul.
>>28735141That was entirely unintentional. Or rather, the consequences were...
>>28735141We should do that again some time.Not yet, though.
>>28735145YESSSS.>marriage N-no, captcha, it's too soon for that!
>>28735150She's also watched a Goddess reassemble ours.And our meeting was hardly conventional, either.I think we're a bit beyond "sensible" dating rules at this point.
>>28734993Super belatedly, http://pastebin.com/q88md2KW or thread 141
>>28735162We said she'd make a great housewife, she said it's be fine if it was us, and now we're kissing her.Obviously we're getting married
>>28735125"S-Stupid fake Homura-chan uhn~ How D-dare you betraaay~ me like this."
>>28734989There was no indication that it was a magical girl.
>>28735107Pinky said she would play fair
>>28735195Her definition of "play fair" may vary from how we understand it.
>>28735125I cannot see that ending well with clawed hands.>>28735195What Pinky thinks is fair and what we think is fair is not the same thing.
>>28735119>NECO falls down a tree yelling "SCOOOORE">Panic mode engaged>Throw a fork at neco>Dive over and flip table for cover>"KYOKO, KILL!"
>>28735195And we're believing her?
>>28735212Why would Pinky lie to us?
>>28735207>>28735207I think she is actually legit with Green, however i fully expect her to surpise us durring the next mission
>>28735212No, but we're gonna call her on her bullshit if she reneges anyway.
>>28735170Step it up cat. Pretty sure this has been posted before.
>>28735214Yes we are, but we're acknowledging pinky will be creative when it comes to truth.So no, not at all.
>>28735221Read the post she's replying to.
>>28735217To be honest, I think she's probably wants Midori almost as badly as Chiaki does.'Everyone approves of the green green.If our friends didn't, they'd have put Sayaka on guard duty instead of Kyoko.
>>28735194>>28734995welpthere she goes, flying over the line in a fucking supersonic blackbird
>>28735210>I cannot see that ending well with clawed hands.I'm sure Kharn figured the way to it long time ago. Well, with the exception that it was not her own tinglybox she was working, but the principle of "no injury" stands.
>>28735236Yes, but she may want to EAT Midorin.
>>28735247Sounds like she has good taste.
>>28735247Oh, almost certainly that too.Pinky is... horrifically inventive.
>>28735242It cant be helped.
>>28735242Was that a...Hellsing reference? Because points to you if it was.
>>28735242There's no evidence it wasn't a meguca, either.And I could see either being pretty bad. I, er, don't think they were planning on letting the meguca regenerate - it's likely they were planning a sacrifice to the Blessed Lady. So kill her body, sacrifice the soul gem.If it's a normal, she dies. If it's a Meguca, soul annihilation.The line is very thorougly crossed either way.
>>28735288Rip Van Winkle as magical girl. That might be fun.
Is there an archive of lewdfics anywhere?
>>28735304And then she gets into a musket duel with Mami.
>>28735242To be fair, Pinky WAS fucking with her head at the time. And Wendy does seem to be far more vulnerable to such things, even without having had her soul reconstituted by Pinky in the first place.My feelings toward her about this particular indiscretion fall firmly under 'quite cross with everyone involved' but look at it this way; there's a blood cult worshipping Murderface, with our ex-girlfriend as a high-ranking member. We can TOTALLY turn that into an asset.
>>28735304>not Zorin>not Schro>not girlycard
>>28735170>reading writeup>"Golden Land">doors opened by bloodshed and sacrificeBeatrice?
>>28735314>>28734959>We will do everything we can for Wendy.>How much that is remains to be seen.
>>28735314>Turning a bloodcult into an asset
>>28735316I'm just waiting for loli card to show up> I was thinking about asking do a side story and was going to use Rip, and Fem Griffith
>>28735334But anon, the Prophet is the heretic here.If we tell the blood cult to stop killing normals because it pollutes the ritual or some bullshit, and that Pinky's influence over them was a test (which they failed), we can reign them in and point them at shit that we can't send the Officio after.
>>28735314>there but for the grace of Malal goes Murderface.
>>28735335>Not making a Hellsing Officio, complete with Warmaster Integra>And Walter>Who is completely unchanged, just an incredibly badass old man who can keep up with MegucaAlucard may or may not hold the record for longest-lived magical girl.
>>28735304There goes Pinky, fucking the fear turkey.
>>28735353No Anon, they're all heretics. They all need to be purged, to the woman.
>>28735334Except it's not heresy if Pinky approves it.
>>28735359>french mercenaries continously show up in seemingly unrelated places
>>28735325I thought of that too, actually. And Beatrice IS a witch...
>>28735375Anon, control your purging urges. Among them are very valuable assets that are best purified and used by us. After all, they need to repent or some shit and you can't do that in death.
>>28735389>they need to repent or some shit and you can't do that in deathThat's definately heresy.
>>28735325>>28735384Totally not confirming nor denying whether Wendy writefag is an Uminekofag, nyeh.
>>28735384I don't think I can handle Umineko in MGNQ.
>>28735389I'd be all for nonlethaly purging Wendy's assets.
>>28735398It's heresy only when done by our enemies.
>>28735359>Alucard's magical girl power is shapeshifting>She walks around as a guy most of the time>Nobody's seen her soulgem in fifty yearsThe worlds most powerful Callidus.
>>28735359The officio i was thinking up would of been sorta like the Black Temps with multiple Equiarys leading multiple independent groupsRip, Fem Griffith, Slan, Fem Kars, Media, and a punch girl based of off gene and had an costume based off of Zuriel were all Equiarys i had planned
>>28735422>Fem Griffith>Fem KarsThe hell man. Cars from JJBA?
>>28735422I can't imagine Griffith looking much girlier than he already is.
>>28735439>implying she's not a tomboy
>>28735422>Fem GriffithGriffith is actually a guy, but their Incubator thought he was close enough.
>>28735039I feel bad because I don't know who the other characters are.
>>28735453Or their Incubator forgot to wear his glasses that day.
>>28735375B-but they worship Pinky! How can they be heretics if they worship Best Girl?
>>28735405I can see it now."Uu-uu! Madoka exi~ists! Uu-uu!"Hahaha! New Rabbit!
>Over an hour since Decu's last post.Is it time to use THAT?
>>28735432>>28735439Yep dat Cars, head of science and biology for the officioI had originating from South America and was picked up by the incubator after she was discovered in a eradicated village with only her and the rest of the pillermen possy alive, she was focused on perfecting a magical girl and extending their life span.And as for Griffith, standard Griffithesk things
>>28735480Yes. It's time to post images of Homu kissing Kyoko.
>>28735480Speaking of which, how have we gone so long without MG versions of Ranka and Sheryl popping up?
>>28735487Go back to stage one
>>28735487Sup, Rumia.You'd make a pretty bitchin' Callidus.>>28735496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs
>>28735483Please do it. This needs to happen.
>>28735514>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evsthe fuck did i just watch
>>28735496I think still waiting on MG versions of the cast of Quick Start!!
>>28735518Want some more snippets of what i was thinking of doing?
>>28735541I find it hard to believe you watched it all the way to the end in 3 minutes.OISHI NYAN
>>28735473I can do you one better/worse.Murderface slights a certain intellectual rapist. The intellectual rapist in question then tries to destroy everything we love with a golden scythe.Also, Deculture switching from Hahaha! to Ahaha.wav!
We should hook up NECO with Kyo&Saya
>>28735567was still watchinghave finished nowmy opinion remains unchanged
Is it usual to consider the summoning ritual about now?- Or am I just impatient?
>>28735580The correct waifu, as expected of Dan. Golden scythes are taken though.Like there wasn't already an Erika expy out there somewhere, just waiting.
>>28734863 >>28734873 >>28734880 >>28734896You promised. You promised her that you'd get it right this time. You promised her, the mysterious girl from your dreams that looked like she needed you more than she needed sleep.But even with that - you couldn't stop yourself.Maybe you didn't want to stop at all. You're not sure....The exact moment your lips brushed against Midori's own - her entire body stiffening at the contact - all thought flees from your mind, replaced by a single one: that no one's lips should be this soft, or this warm. But somehow, hers was, turned slightly sweet with what tastes like fruit-flavored lip gloss. ...Melon, oddly enough. But it's not a bad taste. Not by far.More, though. You want more. You need more.You lean forward a bit more into the contact - both your hands coming off of the table, to grasp Midori by the shoulders - and it's here that you feel her melt in your grasp. The reluctance that had made her freeze up mere moments ago vanishing as she leans forward as well, letting out a tiny, quiet moan into the kiss you shared. Her own hands come up to rest gently against your own shoulders - whether it was to hold on to you or to push you away, you didn't know.And for that moment you forgot Pinky. You forgot the Golden Weapons. You forgot the Prophet, Kyuubey, even being the Warmaster of the Ninth Officio. For that one moment everything felt like they were going to be alright, and all it took was you doing something you probably should've done a long time ago.After a small eternity, it's here that you finally pull away. The world slowly coming back into focus again as you move back to your own seat, feeling the warmth on your own lips still. What you had just done slowly sinking in, your thoughts curiously in time with your rapid, pounding heartbeat.[1/2]
>>28735594Anon, something we've been waiting for over 100 threads is about to happen. Extra minute or thirty mean nothing now.
>>28735608Midori, to her credit, didn't faint or break down like you thought she would. Still, she's considerably stunned, her cheeks a burning red, her eyes still wide with shock as they flutter open, having involuntarily closed during the kiss. Her own breaths quick and rapid, her chest heaving up and down as she tries her best to catch up to it.Behind her, back at her DJ table, Kyoko is staring at you, one eye completely wide, mouth agape in shock. Kumatora beside her looking towards you with rapt attention, both gloved hands covering her mouth."S-sempai..." Midori finally began. "I...I um...you...we just..."How do you respond?Pass it off as nothing. Continue the conversation from where you left off."You asked."Other.
>>28735599plz necoI can only shadowrun so hard before I hit critical mass and drown the world in my shadowruns.Yesssssssss
>>28735622>[x]Pass it off as nothing. Continue the conversation from where you left off.We cool now. Finally we cool as ice.
>>28735622Now we can spegettiUmmm eeehh ii yaa
>>28735622[x] A coy smile will do just fine.Plus, it means you don't have to spill any delayed spaghetti!
>>28735622>[x]"You asked.">[x]Other.And do it again.
>>28735622>those eyesDANGERHIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF LEWD DETECTED
>>28735622[x]"You asked."[x]Continue the conversation from where you left off.
>>28735622[X]"You asked."Time to assume control.
>>28735622[X] CHECK TWITTER
>>28735640>coy smile>sip water>choke
>>28735622>[X]Other.Some situations don't need words.This is one of them.
>>28735622>[X]"You asked." let's finish the food before it gets cold...er.
>>28735622>[x]"You asked."And yes we did. And stop calling me sempai. And let's do it again.
>>28735622[x] Prepare for Midori to be kidnapped
>>28735622[x]Voting for this >>28735640
>>28735622[X] Other.One finger to our lips....then quietly ask her if she is staying the night here.
>>28735622Other.Smile, then say, "Yes, we did."
>>28735622>[X]Other.Do it again.Flip off Kyoko and Kumatora behind Midori's back.
>>28735622>[x]"You asked. It felt right."
>these NECO tweets
>>28735653>NECO @MGsAreReal 3m>HOLY BALLS YES YES YESAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-->NECO @MGsAreReal 3m>oh myan this is going to be amazing, uploading nowwwwCAAAAAAAT!!!
>>28735608>>28735622>mfw>every single one of them
>>28735608>The exact moment your lips brushed against Midori's own - her entire body stiffening at the contact - all thought flees from your mind, replaced by a single one: that no one's lips should be this soft, or this warm. But somehow, hers was, turned slightly sweet with what tastes like fruit-flavored lip gloss. ...Melon, oddly enough. But it's not a bad taste. Not by far.>Melon flavoured lip glossSHE KNOWS
>>28735689>>28735691http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibYIori and Wendy are going to see this.
>IMMORTAL, IT'S IMMORTAL, THIS SHINING MOMENT OF RABU RABU>THE FIRST PANTIES FOR THE NEW COLLECTIONthat isn't how we work neco!!
>>28735719>>28735732Meh, aside from the security implications, we don't give a shit who knows.But NECO, you need to realise that the only reason you're still alive is because we promised Sayaka we wouldn't kill you. And we don't actually like Blueberry all that much.
>>28735732Wait, how did you DO that?
>>28735734Besides, Midori probably isn't wearing any.
>>28735734>>THE FIRST PANTIES FOR THE NEW COLLECTION>firstOh NECO, if only you knew..
>>28735739>Wendy sees the image>All hell breaks looseI'm glad, it'll give us a solid excuse to put the bitch down.
>>28735754Eh, we'll just demonstrate the courting technique we used on Midori.
>>28735754Which one, NECO or Wendy?
>>28735752ONE OUT OF FOUR PANTIES COLLECTED
>>28735752Well, for starters, we still haven't figured out what in the hell to do with the old collection.
>>28735734>>28735752>you're next>because we're stealing them with timestop>and we're not giving them back until you apologize>otherwise we're going to keep them and start implying things>nasty things>butt thingsthis is not a good idea, don't do this
>>28735775Didn't we send it off to Kharn along with her skull throne?IIRC, we only kept Wendys.
>>28735775We already sent it to kharn.
>>28735554Yes. Let my fan-ness inspire you. Also my using words that don't exist.
>>28735763...who's the fourth?Mami?
>>28735693I've been seeing these characters in a lot of hentai manga recently. What are they from?
>>28735784>>28735786Oh yeah.Sorry, it's been a while since I reread the old threads.
>>28735784We do have a detailed record of times, dates, places, number of times and score out of ten, courtesy of Kumatora's detailed inventory, however.
>>28735798Wendy, Midori, Pinky, Homucifer?
>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldown 3m>Welp, time to start planning out repercussions. ahaha.wav>favorited by decu
>>28735798Homura.We're going to rape her.
>>28735622They all know now.I hope it was worth it.
>>28735763Once we get all four, we can forge them together and create the Cosmic G-String.
>>28735815>>28735819>Not MamiYou people make me sick
>>28735816>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldownSounds like hope sleeps alone, too
Decu, can you either A) keep NECO's bullshit out of the story or B) let us actually deal with her? Because it's obvious that Sayaka's warning didn't take, and I'm getting really sick of her shit going unchecked.
This is how the noir begins.
>>28735832No, no.Hope rides alone.
>>28735822I'm going to make it my person mission to make sure it wasn't. At least for you.
>>28735824no, we put the 4 in a box made of roses and 24hrs later the whole thing has turned into a watermelon with brown seeds and green & yellow insides
>>28735816I suddenly feel like sleeping is a bad idea.
>>28735831>Fucking someone who is essentially your mother
>>28735831It woudl be like makign out with our mother. Which is personally a lovely idea, but not really Chiaki's style.
>>28735848>not fucking someone who is essentially your mother
>>28735839Dames.Not even once.>powers amsaddSorry, Wendy.
>>28735842> VIRTUOUS MISSION BEGINS WITH A VISIT TO MISAKA TO BUY HIGHEST POWERED SNIPER RIFLE.Maybe some kind of anti-material rifle.Actually, next time we go costume, check our inventory. We may have one.
>>28735822It was, cat, thanks for asking. How was your first kiss?
>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldown 8m>Welp, time to start planning out repercussions. ahaha.wav... you're not actually going to use out-of-story bullshit that we can't do anything about as justification for in-story drama, are you?
>>28735832Oooh, burn.So does despair, and we know who else is getting left out of this lovefest, so there's an obvious solution for you, Wendy...
>>28735822>I hope it was worth it.Worth more than your kneecaps, apparently.
>>28735861A railgun perhaps?
>>28735864Well, cats have that whole 'don't care how closely related you are' thing going for them....you could ask her brother.
>>28735836but then we need some in character reason to suspect we are being watched, somthing that does not involve randomly checking twitter when we are suppose to be on a date
>>28735857>>28735858If Chiaki can truly be said to have a mother, then surely it's Homura Akemi, who died so that we might live, and whose sins haunt us, in the form of giggling pink insanity, to this day.
>>28735885FUCKWE SHOULD HAVE ASKED KYOKO TO KEEP AN EYE ON TWITTER>>28735892>Implying Homucifer is deadhuehuehuehue
>>28735875Anon, we knew Wendy will not like it, we knew Pinky will not like it either. But sometimes you just have to say fuck the consequences and go with what feels right.
>>28735885I have very little doubt this will be the talk of the officio in short order if she actually uploaded it. Maybe Sayaka will realize she'd better take her cat by the tail before we take it by the ears and knee it in the face.
>>28735885I doubt we're going to given something that convenient.Oh well, next time we check Chirpee, NECO's death warrant is signed and there's not a damn thing Sayaka can say or do to stop us.NECO was given a warning, and ignored that warning. Now she's going to pay the price.
>>28735885>not randomly checking twitter when you're supposed to be on a date>2013>ISHYGD-no wait actually it probably is a good idea to not randomly check twitter when you're on a date>not that that stops most people these days>*sigh*
>>28735875>out-of-story bullshitThere was a warning right there, did you miss it?>it's here that a memory rises from your mind, unbidden, flashing across your vision for the barest second before fading.
>>28735875I seriously fucking hope not, all the writeups are getting dangerously close to interfering with the story and at that point you're going to lose a load of people who don't care for the writeups at all, I don't mind them when they stay away from the story and do their own thing, but when they get involved with story characters and scenarios, I dunno, but I feel like they just get crap, the writing ain't up to standard or the characters feel wrong and different or something and then you have to deal with outside knowledge and they become required reading which just shits things up.TLDR; writeups are good, but keep them way the fuck away from the story or I'll burn your house down.
Thank you oh so much Neco, for putting a target on Midori's head...
>>28735816>ahaha.wav>captcha : furniture iftopen
>>28735910That had nothing do with NECO posting on not!Twitter.
>>28735885as if we'd waste the rest of the evening murdering Neco, anyway.If we know Mami-senpai at all, this shack of hers is going to have a GLORIOUS bath.>>28735895>>Implying Homucifer is dead>huehuehuehueI'm not talking about Homulucifer. I'm talking about the "us" from before the barrier incident. That person is dead. Malal basically confirmed it when she described trying to put Kharn back together - she had to put our own pysche back together as well after Mami pulled us out of the barrier, and what she got was Girl A.
>>28735915We don't have to kneecap the cat if she did that.It's the perfect opportunity to make the cat work for US, specifically....or else.
>>28735836>people gettin' legit mad at NECOHahaha what?
>>28735913IIRC, don't the people who do the writeups run things by Decu first to make sure they're not contradicting pre-existing plans?
>>28735937Actually, turning her into an asset might not be a bad idea. Assuming we can do that.
>>28735938Warranted this time. Sayaka should have warned her but it seems it wasn't ebouhh
>>28735938Not NECO specifically, but non-story crap being made relevant.The Wendy writeups are borderline but at least those are done (I assume) with Decu's input.>>28735950That doesn't mean they get thrown into the story where we have to actually deal with them.
>>28735959I think that was the excuse Sayaka used last time.It's not gonna work twice.
>>28735937agreed, the cat doesnt need killing, she needs a job. I think she'd be perfect for Team Midori.
>>28735950>the people who do the writeups run things by Decu firstThat is true.The stuff from the write-ups is canon.>>28735926Why shouldn't an NPC that is known to exist operate and continue to do what it is known to do (stalk and gather information on Magical Girls) even when it is not in the protagonist's perception?
>>28735964we Warmaster nowdealing with stuff involving other officios is kind of our jobor at least our responsibility to delegate to other people
>gettin mad at NECO>thinking Kyoko or Kumatora won't blab anywayCalm down, we'll handle consequences as they come.
>>28735913writeups are canon
Why would Chiaki even care that NECO took a video of her kissing Midori?Unless Chiaki was planning to never ever do anything like that in public after the kiss, everyone would find out quickly anyway.
>>28735924Oh no--I mean, oh yess. So what happens if we open the furniture?
>>28735967>>28735973QB said to leave it, and Sayaka said it's a stupid and bad idea.Regardless of whether you think Sayaka is wrong, our boss told us to leave NECO alone.
>>28735986Realistically?Partly because it means she can't choose how to break the news to anyone.Mostly because it means that SHE'S RIGHT THEREDESPITE THE SECURITY DETAILAND NO OTHER CARS OR ANYTHING TAILING US TO THE CABINHOW THE FUCK IS SHE GETTING THAT CLOSE WITHOUT ANYONE SPOTTING HER
>>28735975>The stuff from the write-ups is canon.Not technically correct.The melty-corrosive-stuff girl had shit change between her writeup and Sayaka's flashback.>continue to do what it is known to doThat's fine.The fact that it's not Decu deciding that the NPC does is not fine.>>28735986>>28735981They wouldn't blab ON THE INTERNET TO FUCKING EVERYONE EVER.
>>28735986Pretty much this, I'm wondering where all the angry and homicidal stuff is coming from for a dumb teenage reporter in a story where we have bigger problems like people trying to murder us and our loved ones. And don't even tell me NECO tweets aren't cute.
>>28735996>QB gives a shit about us not dealing with NECO>we can't ever seem to spot her>the name>implications thereofIs NECO actually another Incubator?
>>28735984However, they CAN be ignored without harming the main story thread.>>28735986For the same reason she gave a shit about Neco spying during the Ruri mission.Publishing that information makes life significantly more awkward for all concerned.Neco should know by now that MGs aren't real. At least, not the image of them that she's peddling.
>>28735973>>28735959>>28735967Except Sayaka obviously hasn't explained to the cat why she should be circumspect about things like this. This would be an excellent opportunity to explain exactly why she should keep things like this to herself....because someone might decide to start killing people who didn't deserve it. And it's the cat's fault. midorin is a target....the cat is a target unless it works for us, because as long as it works for us, it's safe. If it doesn't work for us....then it got Midorin killed. And that means we get to give it the Murderface Experience. Personally.
>>28735998She followed Midori.
>>28735996That's just Decu doesn't want his friend's character getting killed. There is NO benefit to keeping NECO around.
>>28735996Our boss is a fucking retard, then, because this is very obviously a massive breach of internal security.NECO is dead.>>28736012NECO is the one making it EASIER for those murders to happen.
>>28736000NECO stuff is run by Decu beforehand, and is in some cases - like this one - REQUESTED by Decu beforehand.Also any differences between those accounts could be chalked up to perspective, though they DO take place at somewhat different times - Sayaka's part in that takes place directly before the writeup (though if it contradicts beyond that, take the thread as canon, it's newer anyway).
>>28736012>we have bigger problems like people trying to murder us and our loved ones.and NECO blabbing this shit just puts a bigger target on their head.Do you see?>>28736020>There is NO benefit to keeping NECO around.There is. Chiaki just don't know about the Malal connection yet.
>>28736020You're not thinking big enough if that's all you can see.
>>28736027You're still fucking dead.
>>28736024Our biggest enemy is a prophet, and all of our other enemies are in the Officio system which already has open and free information exchange. If they're getting information, they have ways besides internet tabloids.
>>28735631 >>28735632 >>28735647Well, she asked, you reply calmly with a small smile, before taking another sip of iced water from your glass. Thankfully, Midori seemed much too stunned to notice your shaky grip on the crystal, or how you very nearly tipped it over the moment you set it back down on the table.Midori doesn't seem to have any reply to that, only blushing further as she stares at you in silence. A silence that lasts for...well, admittedly a bit too long than you're comfortable with.Maybe...maybe she's just trying to recover? You flick your gaze from her to Kyoko as you take another sip, using both hands to hold your glass this time. She's still got the same shocked expression as earlier, but now she's slightly shaking her head, now, while miming a slow golf clap. Kumatora seems to be tugging at her sleeve, trying to get the red-haired Eversor's attention, an annoyed look on her face. She gives up after a few more tugs, before stomping off towards the vacation house....Well. At least you're not worried about guard duty falling asleep.You look back at your date and open your mouth to try and continue the conversation, but Midori speaks before you can."I...I've never been..." She shakes her head. "N-not...not like that. Not even when I--" It's here that she grows even redder. "U-um. I'm...I'm sorry, sempai, but I wasn't...I wasn't expecting you to..."How d you react?Was it that bad?I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.Other.
>>28736034This thread so mad today.
>>28736017Midori is a Callidus and is very good at her job. She also probably didn't want to make it obvious to everyone that she was heading out for a date with the Warmaster. She should have noticed a tail, unless that tail was insanely good at not being noticed.
>>28736024>because this is very obviously a massive breach of internal security.For the rest of the world, NECO is basically equivalent of this guy.
I know how to fix this.We waifu NECO.
>>28735787Well ok denThe officio was going to be placed in Detroit and spread throughout most of the NE coast of the states, however it was going to have groups in low officio dense areas world wide, when a girl showed potential they were sent to Hq to contract then sent to a privately owned Pmc to be trained, as a whole the officio does a lot of work with Pmcs reflecting the crusader squad aspect of the Templars. After being Pmced they are inducted into the Officio fully, they except a number of vagrant girls from other officios to help boost their ranks.I had planned 10 equarys to help the officio functionthe top 5 consisted of the God handFem Griffith, Slan however her sucubus form is replaced by a angel form and she is head of the public relations, Fem Condrad being a slightly heavy set girl who was the head Venenum operatives, Fem Ubrik whos costume is based around a business suit and glasses as the head of the Vanus, Fem Void whos costume was sorta kinda based around a traditional wizard and an alien from mars attacks as the head of the Vindicares, and Fem Griffith as the tactical leader across the officio and appearance is not really changed.The second half is the Devil hand which tend to be located away from the Hq. Rip was planned to be a sect that mainly hunted witches and was stationed in Germany, Fem Cars who is the head of R&D and is located within Quaker country Pennsylvania. Punch girl who is the head eversor and is located in a secondary Hq within the worst part of detroit. A "Girl" whom is a cross between Dio and Grey wolf from MGS who acts as the head of girls whom use familiars and other similar magics who works out of the same base as the Punch girl, and finally a girl who is based off of Shizuru from Rewrite who acts as the head of medical development based in south america
>>28736044>[X]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.
>>28736044>[x]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.>Wait, actually I'm not sorry at all.
>>28736044[x]Was it that bad?"I don't remember much about the kissing thing."
>>28735964Okay bit slow but here is a little tip for youAll write ups at canon all wrote ups include decu's input and approvalDon't like it? Too bad, Deculture aka the boss said it is so and it is his party
>>28736044[X]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.
>>28736044>[X]Was it that bad?
>>28736044>[x]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.Then>[x]...was it that bad? Did we do it wrong? OH GOD WE DID IT WRONG AAAGH
>>28736037They don't have real-time feeds on, say, deployment of Squad Hiryu to cover the Ruri concert.Or the warmaster having a romantic evening at a poorly-defending shack outside the city limits, which means she's not AT the Officio itself, which means this is the perfect time to launch an attack.>>28736049Except for the people who know it actually IS aliens, and are using her as a free information source.
>>28736044[X]Was it that bad?A hint of deadpan.
>>28736044It felt right
>>28736044>[x]Was it that bad?
>>28736044>[X]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do."It WAS the right thing to do, wasn't it?"
>>28736044[x]other"That bad, huh? Oh well. I liked it."
>>28736074I think the point people are trying to make is that NECO is half gag character and people are sperging out and taking her way too seriously.
>>28736044[X]Was it that bad?
>>28736054[x]Was it that bad?
>>28736044[x]It just felt like the right thing to do.[x]resume conversation[x]continue eatingdon't waste food in front of kyoko what are you doing
>>28736044>[X]Other."I regret nothing."
>>28736044[x]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.
>>28736044>[X] It just felt like the right thing to do.No apologizing. And remind her to stop calling us sempai.
>>28736044>[x]Was it that bad?>[x]Other."Can't say that I have much experience either. So I just went with what felt right. Alright, fine, I promise that was the last time I've done it." Take another sip. "For today."
>>28736061thirding this.No regrets, and no brakes on the Midori train
>>28736044[x]Was it that bad?>>28736068And here's a tip for you, shitfuck.Not everyone reads every writeup. Quite a few people don't read ANY writeups. Making decisions based on the content of those writeups is metagaming, whereas not using that knowledge leads players to feel like they're watching a trainwreck that they have no control over.Yes, filling out the universe is fun. But the instant any content not posted in-story becomes relevant is the instant I drop this quest.I've been following from the first post. I've only missed ONE thread. I don't want to drop it, but I will if it goes to shit in that manner.
>>28736049It's not the rest of the world we care about.It's the population of the world who KNOW that MGsarereal and have guns, knives, swords, shark cannons and access to satellite based deathrays.
>>28736061[X] I'll switch to this
>>28736098>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldown 35m>Welp, time to start planning out repercussions. >ahaha.wav
>>28736074>They don't have real-time feeds on, say, deployment of Squad Hiryu to cover the Ruri concert.That contract was being broadcast worldwide partly as advertisement for the Ninth's services.Aren't you assuming that NECO's feeds were the only ones talking about Squad Hiryu, and not the company Chirpee feed that probably advertised the squad's presence and their capabilities for interested clients?QB expects us to be able to operate even with massive public exposure, as we're the Warmaster now.
>>28736138>But the instant any content not posted in-story becomes relevant is the instant I drop this quest.Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>28736053ABSOLUTELY NOT.We set Kharn on her - she may be retired, but we've still got her on speed dial.
>>28736138Nothing in the writeups will ever be required somehow for Chiaki to know. That would be bullshit. They DO fill in the background of events and they WILL run concurrent to and be relevant to the plot.You shouldn't have to read them to know what's going on with Chiaki, ever. You may have to read them to know what's going on elsewhere. If that's a problem, it's been nice having you.
>>28736161They have met before, right? IIRC it went along the lines of "a cat is fine too".
>>28736044>[x]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.
>>28736138TTFN motherfucker.[X] That bad, huh?
>>28736138Well faglord your choice is your choice and if you can't handle that people add to the world in ways that are relevant and approved by Deculture that are relevant and have consequences then kindly gtfoDon't try pulling rank since this is an anonymous image board who you are is irrelevant how long you have been here is unknown and doesn't matter what does matter is particating in a decent manner and not throwing a tantrum because you don't like what is happening
Switching from>>28736099to >>28736061 as long as we dont apologise really im ok with whatever
>>28736138Nevermind the fact that Wendy being our ex and kind of crazy was something we were told in-thread?
>>28736174Yep.MARAR was holding the leash, though and as far as we're aware it never went any further.
>>28736044[x] ^That.We cool now.
OY BITCHESStop bitching.
>>28736138If you had read the writeups you'd know that they already affected the main-story. Bye.
>>28736054Sounds neat, though with how everybody is suddenly hostile about content not made by Decu, I'd hold off on taking it any further.This is why we can't have nice things.
>>28736218Who the fuck cares? Decu is the one running the show. You don't like it? Leave.Easy as that.
>>28736157>Chirpee feed that probably advertised the squad's presence and their capabilities for interested clients?You cannot be serious.There is no way in hell that QB would publicly advertise the presence of a sniper squad IN REAL TIME.After the fact? Sure. No problem.While they're deployed in a hot situation that we have every reason to believe will go to shit at a moment's notice? holy fuck no.>>28736181Except this isn't about people adding to the world, this is about the players being forced to ignore information in order to remain in-character.>>28736185That's not the problem here and you know it. The problem is NECO, whose only physical presence in actual story posts so far has been a discarded maid uniform, having serious and wide-reaching effects on the events occurring around us.>>28736218Content not made by Decu is not a problem.Content not made by Decu becoming critical to the players' decision-making processes IS a problem.
>>28736044>"I...I've never been..." She shakes her head. "N-not...not like that. Not even when I--" It's here that she grows even redder.This sounds like a story I'd like to hear.
>>28736218>though with how everybody is suddenly hostile about content not made by DecuNo, that's just a vocal minority. The majority are either fine with it or don't care either way.
>>28736237>being forced to ignore meta information is too hard boo hoo hoo
>>28736240Oh. Nevermind what I said then. Carry on.
>>28736237*Your* problem. Not really one anyone else seems to have.
>>28736218It's one twatshitter.Although we really do need in-universe confirmation that NECO is completely harmless before we get sidetracked trying to kill her ass.
>>28736260That would be called "Collateral Damage", which is perfectly acceptable.
>>28736254It'll become their problem once the story is flooded with bullshit MarySue OCs who freely make use of metaknowledge that Chiaki can't.Which is exactly what NECO is right now.
>>28736238I'd say the rest of the sentence would be "- had a boyfriend." Which we already know about and it's safe to assume they at least kissed at some point.The fact that Chiaki is better at it than her ex was comes as no surprise to me.
>>28736237Then leave already, you drama-queen.
>>28736272Suuuureee. Keep talking crap with your strawmen arguments.
>>28736260This is true. I don't want Midorin deaded.In character. Personally, I'm looking forward to the agony of her death inspiring us to wreck worlds.I'm a bad person.
>>28736272Chiaki has Neco's chirpee account.She read it during the Ruri arc.She'll find out what shes been chirping sooner or later.
http://pastebin.com/pnPJEcWaAlrighty then! Lewds are done, no effort at all, no apologies made, posting before I go to be->threadwhatwhat the fuck
>>28736218This is 4chan.It's not "everybody".It's one butthurt samefag.
>>28736272She has metaknowledge because she's a reporter who makes profiles on magical girls. It kind of comes with the territory.
>>28736273>we already know about and it's safe to assume they at least kissed at some point.I don't think we do.Most of that came from the barrier-shennans from Midori's viewpoint, didn't it? and which, if it is remembered at all by Chiaki, is probably a jumbled dreamlike mess.
>>28736272NECO is a PLOT DEVICE. Decu is using her as one. How stupid are you?
>>28736272If you have such a fucking issue with it just goDeculture discusses with NECO what gets posted beforehand so this is his call tooHe intends it to add more background information to what is happening without him going "HEY GUYS YOU JUST SHAT OFF THIS CHARACTER" or resorting to having some asspull for why the ninth has full bios on everyone
>>28736306Correct. We do know. Chiaki doesn't.>>28736309Very. You can't tell?
>>28736272Mate. You've made some good points and all, but come on. Even I'm starting to get sick of your shit now.
>>28736302>what the fuckit happens.We're just waiting the next decu post>>28736309>How stupid are you?incredibly, evidently
Huh, alright. Been here for 157 threads, tried to avoid or mitigate shitposting where I could, but I guess my opinion counts for shit.Enjoy your toxic playerbase, Decu.
>>28736321Sorry, my incredulity got the better of me.
>>28736327Thank you. See you later.
>>28736327>toxic playerbase>playerbase laughs out a shitposter with bad opinionsK
Killing Neco is going a bit much, but getting her to get that video down would probably be fairly reasonable.Maybe a talk too. Make her agonize over her chosen method of gathering information by asking if she's content with being a mere paparazzi instead of trying to be Anderson Cooper or something.
>>28736327Don't let the door hit you on the way out.Seriously I don't want you ass prints on it because you have a terminal case of butthurt
>>28736327>I guess my opinion counts for shit.your opinion IS shit. That's the problem.The writeups serve to expand the world. Everything else is a secondary source that is NOT REQUIRED TO ENJOY THE STORY.NECO is a character in the story. NECO is ALSO an NPC played by Decu or Decu approved parties.
>>28736327Thank you for making it less toxic.By leaving.Which you said you would five fucking posts ago.Stop being a bitch and do what you are saying you will instead of threatening to do it.You are not nearly as important as you think you are.
>>28736359>Killing Neco is going a bit muchWe're just playing it as Murderface would.She was -seriously- pissed at NECO during the whole Ruri thing.
>>28736359>getting her to get that video down would probably be fairly reasonable.>implying the 9th girls won't have the vid downloaded for reasons and made backups of it after 5 minutes of it being out
>>28736359Yeah, you're right.We'll just settle for a knee.
>>28736359The Internet forgets nothing. Once uploaded the video is there to stay. Neco did something she can't take back. Nobody can.
>>28736327<Have a nice dream. See you in Hell.>
>>28736387It's simple - we turn her own tools of trade against her. Let's just give a call to Souji, have him masterfully shoop NECO's face on some lewd pictures and spread them around the interwebs.
>>28736302>pasteIS THIS THE ONE YOU BEGAN LIKE TWO THREADS AGOIS IT THE ONEFROM THE THREAD WHERE EVERYONE WAS HUNGY FOR LEWDS
>>28736417>not just giving the blonde to his wife
So how about that kiss huh? I kinda hoped there would be art of it.
>>28736430art cannot contain That Kiss
>>28736302>dat kumatora>dem lewdsWait, does this imply anything about what she just went into the cabin to do?
>>28736440Iunno. Maybe she's just been paying attention to her twitter feed.
>>28736440You think she was trying to catch our cat burglar?
>>28736440what do you think were in the boxes she was carrying?
>>28736359The content of any leak of what happens here would be mostly irrelevant. It's the security breach that's worrying. But that doesn't mean we have to do anything about it ourselves. We're Warmaster now, we have underlings to handle this type of shit. We give the word and then the next morning Sayaka tells us, "Turns out there was only the one way to skin a cat."
>>28736437I'm sure Dan Kim and Hat-chan can do it justice is all I'm saying.
>>28736455So you're saying she went into the cabin to look for some pussy?
>>28736469And Midori-drawfriend too!
>>28736455I'm fully confident in Kuma-tans abilities.>>28736468>It's the security breach that's worrying.It's worse than that. It's at least twice now that she's breached Officio defences and that's WITHOUT MG abilities, so far as we know.
>>28736480Absolutely! In fact we should have all three do it!
>>28736469Any other kiss, sure.But not That Kiss.
>>28736483You know saying that could we even kill her if we tried.
>>28736518Absolutely. We're Vindicare. We just need to know where she is and what the wind conditions are.And we might talk about it alot. But we probably won't. NECO has information, particuarly about Malal, which is a commodity that we're sadly lacking.
>>28736542I know that, and you know that.But does Chiaki know that?
We just fucked something up so bad even Kyouko can't make a comment about it.Kumatora's reaction is puzzling, though. Did she want Kyouko to stop it?
>>28736558Want to give us Chiaki and Midori privacy, obviously.
>>28736558I'm not sure she was being sarcastic with that clap.
>>28736558>We just fucked something up so bad even Kyouko can't make a comment about it.>golf clapping>fucking upKumatora was on Not-Twitter and is searching for Neco.
>>28736566>>28736569Its one of these two.Possibly both.
>>28736558maybe Kuma is jelly of the move we just put on Midorin? I mean, she was our junior first and all
>>28736556She probably will either when we find more stuff from REMOV or when we meet herIt is a useful bargaining chip that NECO would be aware of after all
>>28736556not yet.But this is a relationship which is clearly going to be antagonistic in nature.>>28736568She wasn't. She's impressed that we turned around a situation she was sure was headed for disaster.
>>28736588The HAD formula strikes again That's what she was thinking
>>28736584...you think we should try "MALAL" as a password for our diary app?
>tfw NECOs followers keep risingUp to 101 now.
>>28736616We didn't already?Fuck, that's obvious.
>>28736616Didn't we try that one already?If not then we badly need to
>>28736569Sarcastic clap? Then again, sarcasm isn't a Kyouko thing.>>28736583Man, the more I think about it, the more likely it sounds to me.But she should know our relationship with her is strictly mentor-junior. We aren't Kharn to move on subordinates like that.Only one subordinate gets that privilege. And a not so dead ex. And an insane goddess.Who did the Extended Watermelon list include other than those three? Yuu?
>>28736616>...you think we should try "MALAL" as a password for our diary app?i'm kind of shocked that we haven't already
>>28736631>>28736632Not seeing it on the wiki.
>>28736635Yuu, Mami, anyone else they could conceivably cram in there
>>28736635Yuu is second imouto and not for sexings.
>>28736635Mami.Recently Houmcifer has been added.
>>28736071 >>28736070You blink at her. She...she looks like she's about to cry, here.Was...was it really that bad? It just felt like the right thing to do. If it was something she wasn't expecting to come from you, or expecting at all, then--"N-no!" Midori manages to blurt out, shaking her head furiously. "No, no, sempai. It wasn't...it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all." She looks at you with a trembling smile. "It's...it's just, I was just trying to tease you, sempai, and I was...I was hoping you'd do it, but I wasn't expecting you to actually..."Ah. Right. That's...yeah. Okay.So...was it good, then? What you did earlier?Midori reddens even more here, before lowering her head and then nodding silently. As if too shy or embarrassed to vocalize what she wanted to say.Well. Seems there's hope for you after all, then.You make to try and continue the conversation between the both of you - namely, to ask Midori more about herself - when suddenly your smartphone starts to vibrate. You blink at this, and pull it out from your inventory - but not after excusing yourself from your date, of course. And from the relieved smile she flashes at you, it seems she appreciates the chance to get her bearings back.It's a call from...Kumatora? She's calling you from inside the house?Answer it.Let it drop. Whatever it is, you can attend to it until after your date.
>>28736327You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villainNow get the fuck out
>>28736631>>28736632We haven't.We've tried:>AKEMI>FAUST>KHARN>WENDY>AFOOL>BUENO>REMOV (failed)
>>28736643Wow we dropped the idiot ball hard there thenIt is the most obvious one to try
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.If what she says even remotely involves security, do not react by overturning the table and hiding behind it. Stay cool.
>>28736655[x] Answer it.Oh dear.
>>28736655>[X]Answer it."Yes this is Chiaki speaking."
>>28736655"Well, we should do that more often, then"[x] Answer
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.See what it is while Midori composes herself
>>28736655[X] Tell Midorin you have to use the bathroom, then answer it there.The shadowruns are coming from inside the house.
>>28736655[x]Answer it.Our kohei knows enough to not disturb us unless she's got good advice or something important came up.
>>28736655>[X]Answer it.Security detail trying to get your attention? Important.
>>28736655[x]answer itGive Midori a chance to recompose herself.
>>28736655>"Hello Kumatora, why are you disturbing my date?"
>>28736655[X]Answer it.Damn it, something is happening.
>>28736655[ x ]Answer it.There is an attacker right? Someone is trying to murder us, or worse, they are trying for midori? We can't ignore the one on guard duty.
>>28736655>[X]Let it drop. Whatever it is, you can attend to it until after your date....is what I want to do.But we can't switch off like that, can we. It might be important. We don't know about the NECO shennannagins. And our security is calling.FUUUUUUU[X]Answer it.
>>28736655>[x]Let it drop.If it's absolutely vital, she'll interrupt in person. If not, then it can wait one damn night.well, if it's about NECO's twitter, it probably can't, but IC we don't know or suspect that
>>28736655>THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSEThis never ends well. That said, not our problem tonight. Toss the phone to Kyoko and let her deal with it.
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.Kumatora wouldn't interrupt without reason.
>>28736652>HoumciferQuite the typo I made there. Made me snerk. I vote to make this the official spelling.>>28736655[x]AnswerFOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ANSWER!
>>28736655[x] Answer it. Kyoko and Kumatora are our ears and eyes. Pay attention to them.
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.Kuma, pls tell me you found the intruder.
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.Green Green needs some time to catch her breath.
>>28736706>If it's absolutely vital, she'll interrupt in person.but it could be ninjas!
>>28736712>kyoko our earsdohohoho, i see what you did there.
Just because it says Kumatora's calling, doesn't mean it's HER that is calling...
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.Apologize and go a few steps away.Let's give Midori a minute to compose herself. If Kumatora goes through the trouble to go away and call us, it might be important.
>>28736655>[x]Answer it.If it was anyone else I would have let it drop, but the fact that its Kuma means this affects our date, which means it cannot wait.We don't have to be happy about the interruption, but it does require our attention.
>>28736730Pinky is not amused.
>>28736722If this is important, Kyoko spends the next week scrubbing toilets or something.
>>28736739No, I mean, that someone took her phone and gem
>>28736655[x] answer fone
>>28736655Answer it, whatever it is that Kumayora is calling about will be important or she wouldn't interrupt us
I bet we could improve our relationship with our equerry by having sex with her.
>>28736730Then who was phone?
>>28736706We know that it exists but we don't know how important it could be
>>28736778Ah yes, Sayaka will totally be all up for that. And Kyouko will approve, no doubt.
>>28736794We'll just court her. I doubt she can resist our full charming self.
>>28736778That is not a thing that will happen.Both parties would rather die first.
>>28736799Blow out her kneecaps. It has a 100% success rate with wooing girls so far!
>>28736706if its about NECO's twitter it damn well should. I almost voted to drop this call for that exact reason
>>28736814We should blow out Pinky's kneecaps one of these days.
>>28736815But this'll give us an excuse to go inside and talk about our feelings and what happened in Siberia.
>>28736655KUMATORA NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THE COOL BUG YOU FOUNDGOD DAMMIT KUMATORA
>>28736794>>28736806>Kyoko is bored>Wants a threesome>Laces Sayaka and Chiaki's drinks with high-power aphrodisiacs>Locks them in a room together for several hours
>>28736824Pretty sure we already did. We just don't remeber it.
>>28736814I-But then-uh...well shit I can't argue with that
Let's put the hat on the cat
>>28736794Kyouko probably wouldn't mind as much so !long as she was involvedSayaka would go for it if we wore the hatRemember it made her tsundere for us instead of just tsun
>>28736824nonono, we try the HAD formula on her first.I'm not joking. I'm legitimately curious about her hobbies, ambitions and dreams, twisted though they may be.
>>28736834You forgot something.>puts on Warmasters cap
>>28736834>Kyouko wants threesome>goes for ChiakiBut that's wrong and you know it.
>>28736814It has a 100% success rate of making her fall for you in general.
>>28736834I can totally see this happening
>>28736815Actually, what should happen is Kuma SHOULD call Kyoko. But Kyoko already blew her off.So, knowing what she does about how we feel about Neco, and following the chain of command, Kuma is spot on here.Kyoko, however, is in deep shit.>>28736846I'm pretty sure Kyoko has zero interest in Chiaki. She just gets along with everybody.>>28736848This is definately something we should try the next time she's driving us someplace for the lulz, though.
>>28736834LEWDSMITH!YOU HAVE YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
>>28736834>comes back and the room is filled with blood and dismembered body parts.
>>28736834>aphrodisiacs working on MGsPerhaps if she dunked their gems on it...>>28736848Inviting an insane yandere goddess that loves and hates us at the same time for a date?It's too crazy to not work,
>>28736877>Perhaps if she dunked their gems on it'Turn Sayaka dere' plan is a go
>>28736861She also said we looked good with the hat on and it is less being attracted to as it is she is pretty much our best friend and probably feels like she owes us for setting us on fire possibly multiple timesPlus who else would she get for a threesome? I don't anyone except amber would be up for that and sadly amber is gone
>>28736877As we proved with alcohol drugs still affect MGs just they need a lot higher dosesSo kyoukp replaces half their drinks with aphrodisiacs she swiped from the 13th
GENTLEMENI DUG SOMETHING UP FROM TWO THREADS AGOWHO MADE THIS AND WHEN WILL IT BE FINISHED AND POSTED HERE?
>>28736861I know, but ooc I would really, really, like Kuma to field that situation herself right now
>>28736887>Plus who else would she get for a threesome?kyousuke
>>28736930>she starts undressing>everything in a mile radius starts vomitingHard, but doable.
>>28736953It should be fine as long as she keeps the helmet on.
>>28736953>Hard, but doable.In a cold room.
A Culexus with a vomit fetish is set for life.Maybe that's why Malal liked the power so much
>>28736940Oh, i agree. But only because we know too much OOC info.I figure we call Kyoko over and get her to watch Midori while we head into the house to talk to Kuma.>>28736953Silent room
>>28736676 >>28736677 >>28736682 >>28736689You stand up from your chair, giving Midori a nod and a smile - the best you can manage under the circumstances - before moving away from the table to answer your phone."Warmaster?" Kumatora's normally exubrant voice is hushed. "Warmaster, I'm really very sorry for interrupting your date - and I'm very happy it's going so well for you and Midori-san - but I'll have to ask you to continue it here, inside the house."Huh? Inside the house? But you haven't finished dinner yet, and you're sure Midori hasn't either. What's wrong? Is there a security risk?"Not...not exactly," The Eversor seems hesitant here. "Um, well, let's just say that staying outside may...may be detrimental to your and Midori-san's relationship, as it is, Warmaster. In the sense of it being private and all?"...It's NECO, isn't it?"She just published a picture of you and Midori-san getting along, Warmaster. It's...well, it's a close-up, and it doesn't seem to reveal where we are, but...yeah."God dammit, NECO."Anyway, let us take care of it, Warmaster." Kumatora's voice is hurried, now. "Get Midori-san inside and we'll track her down for you. Don't react visibly or outwardly, go back to your table and just tell Midori-san t hat you'd like to continue your date indoors. We'll clean up for a few minutes and then start hunting." A moment. "With Kyoko-san helping me, we'll get her in less than five minutes flat, half of that if Kyoko-san gets her scent early."How do you react?
>>28736953Chiaki's kissed worse.
>>28736992To Midori:>Want to continue this in private?
>>28736992Very calmly.Hang up the phone and carry on casually for a minute or two to reduce suspicion. Then complain about the weather and ask Midorin to move inside.
>>28736992>kiss happens>midori's imagination goes into ogredrive>chiaki asks if she'd like to continue insideOh boy.
>>28736992"Done. Good work, Kumatora."
>>28737010[x] this works, needs a bit of spaghetti though.
>>28736887Kyoko, Sayaka and... Amber really seems to be the only good answer. Maybe one one of the rabbits from Santa Destroy? Alabama perhaps?
>>28736992[X] Fine, fine, just... Just take care of it
>>28736992"Do it."And tell Midori we're cold, and if it's OK with her we could go indoors.
>>28736992[X] Do it. I want kneecaps for this.
>>28736992Thanks. I'd appreciate that....Sayaka don't want her killed, but she said nothing about her limbs being left unbroken.
>>28736992>Do as Kumatora suggests, but tell her we want to talk to NECO a bit later.
>>28736992when we tell midori that we are going inside we must inadvertently make it come off as a sexual invitation
>>28736992>thank her>calmly suggest moving dinner inside
>>28736953"Now we're talking!"
>>28737016Ahahaha, she's going to spontaneously combust at this rate
Wait shit. Ask Kumatora for the photo, because reasons.
>>28736992[x] Calmly put away the phone. Mention to Midori that it's kind of chilly out here, and that we want to continue our conversation inside where it's warmer.
>>28736992>How do you react?"it's published. There's already not much we can do to keep a lid on it. We'll stay here and play decoy for a bit longer. You and Kyoko get on NECO.Don't bring her anywhere near me tonight. I've already promised three people I won't kill her and I'll be in serious danger of going back on my word.Crotch kicks on my behalf are acceptable, however."
>>28736992[X] Do as she says, go back to Midori, ask her if she would like to come inside.really important we let Kuma and Kyoko do their stuff.We did promise Sayaka we wouldn't hurt NECO so relay that to Kuma as well.... Shit, what are we suppose to do next on a date?
>>28736992[x] go back to your table and just tell Midori that you'd like to continue your date indoors. Kyoko and Kuma can handle things, thats what subordinates are for after all.
I'm surprised this wasn't posted already.
>>28737015THISSMOOTH FUCKIN' OPERATOR
>>28737055>... Shit, what are we suppose to do next on a date?We're checking out Mami-sans bath.
>>28736992>"Dont kill her just yet. I want her alive, with her kneecaps yet intact."
>>28737055Spraying catnip everyfuckingwhere
>>28736992>how do you reactWith >>28737019But then we tell Midori why we want to move the date inside. She's going to find out about the picture anyway, so better to let her know that we just found out our date was being watched than to have her find out tomorrow that we knew it was being watched and didn't tell her....also, ask if she can set up an illusion that we're still at the table or something. It only has to last a few minutes tops.
>>28737055Sit on a couch, drink too much wine, talk for hours, wake up wondering if anything untoward happened.
>>28736992[x] "Midori, would you mind continuing our date inside?"
>>28737031>>28737053Wait, no, do this instead. This way, she won't be suspicious.
>>28736992'Fine, but don;t get annoyed if she's already made her escape. See's a slippery one.'
>>28736992>How do you react?Obliviously disregard implications of saying what you're about to say and ask Midori to continue the evening indoors.
>>28737015[X] This. Carry on for a minute or two after we hang up before moving inside.
>>28736992Hand phone over to Kyoko. Tell her it's for her.Sit back down. "Thank you for the wonderful meal. Would you like to come inside with me?">>28737010Don't imply that we're not already in private, at least until we're inside with Midori.
Don't tell Midori about the thing, she'll think it's her fault.
>>28737065>it was dildoslost it
>>28737113[x] Seconding a swift cunt punt for the cat. Do not meddle in the affairs of MG's for you are squishy and fully of nerve endings.
>>28736992Just a suggestion, and really I mean just a suggestion, but why not try using the carrot rather than the stick for once?Why not promise NECO an interview if she leaves us alone?
>>28736992[x]"I'll leave it to you then."Midori, shall we continue this in private?Head inside, look for a fireplace. Start a fire, get comfy. Very comfy.
>>28737151That ain't a bad idea
>>28736992DO THAT>>28737053>>28737053>>28737053EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR VOTES TO THAT! IT'S MUCH SMARTERalso voyeurism is sexy as hell
>>28737151Too easy. NECO is an EXTREME journyalist.
>>28737151I actually considered suggesting this. We give her what she wants, possibly ask if she's seen anybody with golden weapons, she tells us about Malal and goes off to bother somebody else. Win win.
>>28737184To bad that won't happen.
>>28737179True, but she has her scoop. A direct interview would be a much better opportunity for her than continued spying.
>NECO againAaaand I just stopped caring.Wake me up when you guys caught the cunt and we can have a proper date.
>>28736992[x] Refuse to let her bother us, continue the conversation with Midori outisd as planned and have Kumatora hunt for NECO on her own now that she's ut of view already.
>>28737192We are continuing with the date, NECO or not.>>28737189Having the interviewed person give you the information gives said interviewed person too much power over said information.
>>28736992Act as kumatora suggested.
>>28736992I can't say I endorse all the cunt-punting, here!B, but I don't mind it, either...
>>28737192everything will be ok anon
>>28737224>I'm more desperate M than Noriko
>>28737221Yeah if we can get Kyoko to catch the turd it probably wont be so bad but dealing with that whole NECO thing is just such a bother.The whole bitchfighting in the thread about that retarded character is just the same. A bother. Wasted time and effort. I hate wasting time and effort.
>>28737151>Why not promise NECO an interview if she leaves us alone?Oh, I have many and various plans for the cat.Among other things, I favor leaving her tied up in Mami's basement when we leave.Also, threatening her with Kharn."You know we still have the previous warmaster on speed dial right? She likes blondes.Taking bets. Fuck her then kill her? Or the other way around?"
Alright! Thread pausing for now, to continue tomorrow, same time! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great!And I'm very sorry for the person who left. Thank you for supporting me for the entirety of MGNQ so far - if you find it in yourself to come back, you're always welcome!I don't believe there are any writeups for today, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>28737237Set them up together.>>28737250Necochist.
>>28737259Is the Golden Land real?
>>28737244she'd break out somehow before we could get her to kharn or get kharn to her
>>28737259>And I'm very sorry for the person who leftDon't be. If he doesn't enjoy seeing the quest's world be fleshed out, he isn't needed.Thanks for running Decu!
>>28737259Question: What happens if we put the hat on the cat?Reporter-cat, not coobs.
>>28737259Thanks for running decu!!So what pinky think of today's big moment?
>>28737259Will our second date be at the ramen shop?
>>28737271hence the word "threaten".Wouldn't really want to drag Kharn all the way out here just for the cat.Though I guess we could send her parcel post like the throne.
>>28737269It's where all the wishes of Magical Girls come true!
>>28737278What happens if we put the hat on Midori?
>>28737151Honestly, our only realistic lines of dealing with Neco at this point are hiring/kidnapping her and shipping her to Siberia or something, or just murdering her outright. We're not going to intimidate her into stopping, and we aren't (or at least, we shouldn't) dignify her behavior by giving her what she wants.
>>28737259On a scale from 1 to "MUST KILL EVERYTHING", how angry is Pinky?
>>28737278Better question : what if we wore it around her?>charm : EX
>>28737293Let's do this next time we're at our apartment with her.
>>28737293butt stuff"MUST KILL EVERYTHING". That's pretty much her default state of being I think.
>>28737259Did Sayaka ever try the soul gem trick we taught her?
>>28737278Well, she would start looking to be a very good waifu!>>28737293Same with Midorin!>>28737283Hahaha! It depends!
>>28737308Do we REMEMBER teaching Sayaka that trick?
>>28737311>Well, she would start looking to be a very good waifu!It's simple. We hat the cat.
>>28737283More importantly:Second base when?
>>28737282>>28737296I would say Lover's Murder-Suicide!>>28737300Then the cat will be tamed! >>28737308Many times!
>>28737311>it dependsOn... what? Midori surviving?
>>28737339HA! Did she admit to who told her about it?Is that why Kyoko is trying to get us laid?
>>28737330In siberia about a hundred threads ago
>>28737339What happens if we wear the hat and try to convince Wendy to go for a threesome?
>>28737343On where they choose to have the date.>bringing a psychopath home to your parents on the second date
>>28737339>Many timesL-lewd. writeup, wen?
>>28737350That was... how Kharn called it? Skinship?
>>28737343on weather or not we're ready to introduce ourselves to Midori's parents?
>>28737339>the cat will be tamedDid gun b goodWhat are Faust's hobbies, ambitions, and dreams?
>>28737311>Same with Midorin!Start? are you actually >implying that she doesn't look like a damned amazing waifu already?
>>28737259Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestI know our happiness will be short lived but for now I am grateful to be alive!
>>28737373I'd like these questions asked too! Date with Pinky when?
>>28737357But Anon, Pinky comes uninvited.
>>28737365New mission: Go drinking with Midori's Dad at Charles' Bar
>>28737387When we Bad End and it's only Chiaki and Pinky left.
>>28737398>it turns out he disapproves>have to deal with his glare constantly
>>28737398>>28737365>implying Midori has seen her parents since she contracted
>>28737291But.... that place, it's reality. It's out world, Decu. What does this mean?
>>28737425that would make the spaghetti even better though anon
>>28737430It means magic is real and witches exist.
>>28734849>you couldn't deny that Hanegawa Midori, right now, looked nearly as beautiful as Tomoe Mami always didI really don't like this sentence. There's no nearly about it.It's harsh to even compare them like that.
>>28737464Magic can't be real by definition.
>>28737465>Do you think I'm pretty, sempai?>Almost as beautiful as Mami.And then the relationship was ruined forever
>>28737464My god, you're right! The signs were there all along!
>>28737478You can't repeat that in red.
>>28737499Look, magic doesn't exist and neither do witches. I'm sure the incubators have a completely logical explanation of the science behind it all.
>>28737373What part of "Lovers' Murder-suicide" was hard to grasp?
>>28737556The part where we respond to her angry rant with the HAD formula.
>>28737339Deculture, how widely televised was the Officio's involvement in the security for the concert?Did the company Chirpee account make mention of Squad Hiryu and the services of the Ninth's Warmaster? What about the Chirpee accounts of the Officio's Magical Girls?
to the people asking for more lewdsthere won't be any more lewdsI shouldn't have posted that last onethe mami/midori elevator one is goneeverything is gonedecu's breaking my heart with this out-of-thread stuff, not because he's involving it, but because he's involving it for reasons that none of you give a shit aboutit's pretty clear now that no matter what the alternative is, you're all going to vote for the midori option every timeyou're going to get mami killed for more midoriyou're going to ignore any attempt to acquire more golden weapons if it means you get to spend more time with midorithe entire plot of this wonderful story is going to be ignored for more midoriand when decu finally has had enough and actually kills her off, 90% of you will just bail because there won't be any more midoriI am almost in tears because I can see, right now, that this quest is already dying
>>28737725nice copypasta, where'd ya get it from?
>>287377250/10Try to be original, will you?
>>28737725>implying /tg/ isn't going to complete all the stated objectives anywayso what if the motivation is midori
>>28737734>>28737765>>28737786seeI spill my heart, but because it's anti-midori, I just get shut down and ridiculed
>>28737808Yeah, yeah. Didn't you already leave? Why are you back again?
>>28737725>>28737808Go cry somewhere else.
>>28737808Could also be because you're wrong and are making some pretty stupid assumptions about both decu and the players but w/e man
>>28737812good question>>28737824>>28737833guess I'll just go kill myself thenbye
>>28737839>guess I'll just go kill myself thenHey, make sure that you record it and get it posted up on Youtube. I want to see you die.
>>28737403>>28737410I dont think there are many people who can hold a glare against chiaki for long.
>>28737808>>28737839Let me break it down for you in an entirely non-Midorifag manner.>you're going to get mami killed for more midoriOf course, given that Mami has fucking plans behind our back and thinks she knows better than her warmaster, manipulating everyone around her with a front of niceness when everyone in these threads knows by now that she's a stone cold killer on the level of Wendy Cooldown that actually enjoys killing people in the same way that you would enjoy winning a videogame.>all that shit about ignoring things to go for midoriIt depends on the situation. If you can have her with no serious backlash, such as RIGHT NOW, THAT WAS A DATE SPECIFICALLY SET UP FOR SEXYTIMES, IMPLYING THE KISS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED SINCE SOMETHING LIKE THREE THREADS AGO, then of course everyone will go for it, this romance has been slow cooking for something like over a hundred threads, these blue balls are the size of Neptune already. In other occasions however we've regularily made good judgement calls for the benefit of the overall situation. It's not like one can enjoy Midori tits when the universe is crumbling around you.
>>28737839Have fun with that.
>>28737839rip in piece anon
>>28737839Why are you self-destructing over an imagined series of events anon?
>>28737905His waifu didn't get picked by /tg/.Shit like this? Its always waifu related.
>>28737937Worst part? He's all hot air.He said repeatedly he'd leave all throughout the thread. Yeah.
>>28737958Any anonymous person who states that he will be leaving in an anonymous board is an idiotic whore begging for attention and approval.
>>28738083No shit. Unless he's actually a man of his word. I for one left loads of threads/quests out of principle never to return.My blood-pressure is thankful to this very day.
>>28737725>it's pretty clear now that no matter what the alternative is, you're all going to vote for the midori option every time>you're going to get mami killed for more midori>implying we weren't always going to have to vote for one over the the other>and then be betrayed by the otherYou are foolish, anon.You have despaired. You have griefFor you, it is already over.haha
>>28737725Why the fuck am I even replying. Well not like I have something better to do.>you're going to get mami killed for more midoriHahaha, no. I like to believe that the people here are smart enough not to force us into a situation where we get to chose if Mami or someone else dies.>you're going to ignore any attempt to acquire more golden weapons if it means you get to spend more time with midoriAgain no. Think of it like this if you want: We have to get the golden weapons from their users so they don't go around killing people such as....Sayaka, Kyouko, Mami, Midori, Misaka, so on and so forth>the entire plot of this wonderful story is going to be ignored for more midoriWe all know that ignoring the plot = DEATHThat and people want watermelon not grapes.
>>28737839you are making Decu hard
>>28738184Decu doesn't want his players to leave or kill themselves, he can only harvest their tears if they are still here.
>>28738206Sometimes he must kill sacrifice one of the pack to feed while he continues to cultivate his herd.
>>28737725>not expecting to wake up in the next thread with amnesia again, a 16 month timeskip, all the officios at war, Jyubei in charge of the ninth, kyoko and mami dead, sayaka as warmaster of the ninth with Midori as her equerry and it all to be somehow our fault.Every time we get a new thread and it doesn't happen, I breathe a sigh of relief. And then the paranoia begins again.
I'm going to be honest here, like 75% of the reason I'm on Team Midori is the expectation that this relationship will end up destroying everything and everyone around us. We're long overdue for some pathos around here.
>>28738296I fully expect there to be plenty of this in the Wendy arc.
>>28738282I would not be at all surprised if that happened.
>>28738282>all the officios at war>implying the first wouldn't just roflstomp everythingWhich is why I love the little-remembered fact that Pinky's MASSIVE AS FUCK soul gem / grief seed hides right behind the moon. As soon as the First tries to push it's frankly mind-boggling power around, pinky will flick her finger at them and they'll all go up in flames of soul-fire.
>>28738508I think she might need to manifest in the real first if she wanted to do a power use on that scale. But yes, it would be a very anti-climatic way for most of the First to be offed offscreen.
>>28738552I think it's entirely necessary. The first consists entirely of puella which started out on the level of something like Kharn but then were put through the most involving processes of incubator tech. Basically living gods, even on the powerlevel -scale probably beyond a real primarch of spess muhreens. What I'd bet on is that one of them, preferably a trainee or a total rookie missing half the upgrades shows up once or twice and annihilates a bigtime enemy utterly without even breaking a sweat, then when the real shitstorm begins Pinky just sends black lightning raking across the moon and powderizes the entire surface while engraving Homu's face on the frontal side for everyone to see.
>>28738601But the First are described as being like the Ultramarines. That means they're the true protagonists of this story.
>>28738625pls/tg/ is the protag, but nobody knows this
>>28738635>implying /tg/ isn't the clueless shmuck with too much power and not enough sense while the First are trying to fix everything
>>28738601>preferably a trainee or a total rookie missing half the upgrades shows up once or twice and annihilates a bigtime enemy utterly without even breaking a sweatCan't wait for this to happen. I also approve of your message.
>>28738668This. If anyone can save /tg/ from itself, it's the First.
>>28738681And then we fuck up so horribly, even they are staring in shock, wondering how can one character do so much damage while trying to HELP.
>>28735304I thought that's who Strauss was?
>>28738668>anybody outside the original cast matteringExcept Midori who managed to bruteforce the mechanics of fate by being a mook and surviving contact with the protag of the story, nobody does. The First are in posession of such ridiculous amounts of power that, in a story sense, they cannot; using it in practice like one should would break the story due to too much power floating around. Their entire existence, from a writer's standpoint, is to get the fuck killed out of them. Sort of like Imperial Stormtroopers, who should be the 1337 of the uber-1337 but end up being jokes.
So what's the retirement/Witch out ratio for the First?Given how, the more powerful the Magical Girl, the more powerful the Witch, and the diminishing returns of [energy from powerful Witch] compared to the [energy cost of creating Magical Girls] X [number of Magical Girls killed by the Witch], the First would have to take extraordinary measures to prevent their Magical Girls from Witching out.
>>28738726They probably have some retarded stasis shit that keeps them asleep for most odf the time locked into virtual simulations where they fight and train against each otehr infinitely. Basically asspull for the sake of having them, but what have you, that's how a story ends up working.
>>28738748That doesn't do anything except let them space out the Witch outs better. They need a way to actually prevent the Witch out from occurring, either through a constant influx of Grief Seeds, or psychiatric counseling in order to deal with grief and depression.
>>28738823They probably have a better version of the experiment coobie did to kharn and Chiaki that just renders them immuneWe need to capture someone's soul gem, an enemy and test if we can cleanse their gems still
>>28738726>Decu said even if you put together Mami and Kharn together you only get half of a First MG.>What is the other half that makes a First MG ?Remember what Strauss was making with Kharn ? Who says it wasn't already done, perfected and kept a secret before ?
>>28738915>I HAVE CREATED THE FIRST MAERORUS WAHAHAHA>child pls, sit down and be educatedAnd then she saw the factory-lab.
>>28738915>an entire chapter of half-witches>based on the Ultrasmurfs
>>28738915That's another thing I was wondering about.The Incubators created the Magical Girl technology. They have the technology to send their selves across the distance from their homeworld to Earth, and somehow convert emotional energy into a form that reverses the heat-death of the universe.With that much science and technology, I really can't see Strauss being that far ahead of the Incubators in terms of Magical Girl science.
>>28738976Sounds like a certain Chimera-creating scientist. I believe it.