Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena, with the help of Monster Maestro and The Queen of the World rescued her poor Kitty! It was a long and difficult fight but Rena managed to pull through in the end!>Oh, and some other stuff happened but it's not important.
>The Doctor has appeared in Rena's apartment. He coughs into his hand and steps inside. He looks around her home before finally speaking up.TD: "I am The Doctor. Magical Girl Sparkle told me you had a problem that needed fixing?""Ah, yeah. I got bitten a few times by Monster Master and she tried to make me into a vampire. Right now I'm only partway there but..."TD: "But you would like to be fully there? I have a vial of the necessary fluids somewhere...""What!? No! No no I want to be normal again!"TD: "Oh? What for?""Because I..."...Good question.
>>28719218Because I'm pale enough as-is. That, and I'm kind of attached to my humanity.
>>28719218Because being a vampire sounds really inconvenient of course!Just to make sure though, you should ask what weaknesses vampires have.
>>28719218because humanity is niceand I care what people think
>>28719218I'm at a loss for that one.does Rena like the outdoors during the day?
>>28719218I LOVE garlic bread
>>28719218Well, a lot of it had to do with the fact that if you go full vampire, certain villains might be able to compel you to serve them. Although you should probably have researched more into vampirism. I wasn't even sure if a monster-themed villain could compel an undead, seeing as how they're traditionally immune to most forms of mental compulsion.
>>28719218Because my nemesis and her sister specialize in controlling monsters, like vampires.
>>28719218We won't get kicked over to the villain side then?
>>28719218Because it's part of an evil plot and I try to avoid those.
>>28719218I have a cat. Cats and vampires get along
>>28719218Your title ins unreadable Doctor, I guess you are indeed a doctor.Anyway, we want to be normal again because we don't want to become a monster and a villain.
>>28719218"Because turning me into a vampire was part of my nemesis's sister's plan to make me a brainwashed slave."
>>28719285Vamps are traditionally weak to the compulsions of their creators though.
>>28719313>"Because turning me into a vampire was part of my nemesis's sister's plan to make me a brainwashed sex slave."FTFY
>>28719218Well even if a vampire hero is acceptable then we could just stop all villains by bodyslamming due to how edgy we'd be
>>28719313>>28719316But what if... the doctor can make Rena a True vampire...
"I like being human. And there are people who would control me if I became a vampire. Also, garlic bread is fucking delicious. Why would I want to give that up?"TD: "Of course... All valid reasons. But, what if you could keep the current powers you have right now and have none of the weaknesses? Yes, that seems like a good deal. It would be very interesting to see what would happen. I might even be able to make it so you can not become more of a vampire. It is not very often I get a chance such as this... What do you say?"
>>28719359Umm, well I guess the super strength is cool. And very useful.
>>28719218Because there's an insane villain who can control monsters after me, and if I become a full Vampire she could turn me into her mind slave!
>>28719359Sounds pretty decentas long as you're sure about the none of the weaknesses.
>>28719359Uhh....How dangerous would this be, exactly? Or irreversible?
>>28719359>What do you say?"Sign me up Doc.
>>28719359what the threat level mister docter sir?
>>28719359"Well, when you put it like that..."
>>28719359Depends, what would it involve?
>>28719218I don't want to sparkle in the sunlight, or have that writer write books about me with a second-rate protaginist.
>>28719359no, i still want to see my cute self in the mirror.
>>28719359Well, as long as you have the option of turning full human later, that sounds like a good idea. But you should really ask about the risks of halting vampirism or staying in the intermediate stage, as well as any risks associated with The Doctor's operations.
>>28719359Man has a point. The powers HAVE made you a lot more likely to, y'know... not die. If you could be kept at a sort of half-state, it could work out well in the long run. I think you should take him up on his offer.
>>28719359What's the catch?
>>28719359Rena, with the way things work out for you, you'll be S-rank on accident by the end of the week.You need every advantage you can get. I suggest taking the deal.
"What are the odds of bad things happening?"TD: "Who knows! That is the best part about experimental medicine! Worst case scenario, you die. Best case, you get amazing super powers with absolutely no downside. Of course there is the 'middle case' where terrible things happen every once in a while. However the odds of that happening are only around 35%."
>>28719359"Ok, but only if you'll help get the demon out of Anti-Hero's head."
>>28719472I like those odds.
>>28719472Uh nvm.Human plz
>>28719472Uhhhh, and if we go back to human, is there a chance of death? How large are these chances exactly?
>>28719472You're going to run like tests and stuff first, right?
>>28719472those odds are officially not ones I'm willing to take
>>28719472Can't you come up with something less drastic doc? Like, get rid of this vampire mumbo-jumbo but give us some sane AND safe powers?
>>28719472i have terrible luck when it comes to chances, so no.
>>28719472Is this an all-or-nothing type of deal, or are there some incremental steps that could be taken that involve considerably less risk of death or potentially crippling side-effects?
Rolled 33>>2871947235% chance? What are the odds?
"Is... Is there a way to go back to being human?"TD: "It is quite possible.">>28719535"Is it possible for you to just... Give me powers? Like, without all this vampire stuff?"TD: "Nope.""Are you going to do some tests and stuff before we go through with this?"TD: "Little lady, the procedure -is- the test!""... Exactly what are my odds of just straight up dying?"TD: "Catastrophic Surgical Failure, you mean? I would say around 3.33333%."
>>28719581>35% chance? What are the odds?35% duh.
>>28719472Those are good odds. I wouldn't make a bet on those odds. And if you don't do this, I figure your chances of dying are around 95%. Of that, there's a 68% change of your death being horrible and agonizing.
>>28719602Uuuuuhhh.Still not really feeling this, Rena.
>>28719602That seem like an acceptable risk
>>28719581if you were going for roll over then you failed. congrats, rena is fucked.>xknoth concernedno this doesn't concern you xknoth
>>28719602Can you double check it that it's not actually 33.3333% instead of 3.33333%? Just in case, you know.
>>28719602Go for it. That's pretty low risk and if complications happen you can just remove the powers and go back to human again.
>>28719622hey can I also reach up your ass for random statistics?
>>28719602That's a smaller risk than you dying without the powers to help you fight crime. So go for it.
I kinda dont wanna be a vampire. Like, at all. We might bite someone.
>>28719605Actual odds =/= cursed /tg/ dice odds.>>28719639I was very tempted to fuck with the dice and force a 1.
>>28719602This is a great deal. Lets do it.
>>28719602i like those odds
>>28719602Yeeah, no thanks. I dont like vampires. They are creepy. Hurt by daylight, and their thing for blood..*Yuck*.Also who the hell does get damaged by garlic? What the hell with that? Even without the wekanesses, i just dont like them, wouldnt want to be one.
>>28719602make me human plz?
>>28719602HA HA! Time for SCIENCE!aka sure thing doc.
>>28719602Do itDo it do it do it do it do itOtherwise you are literally going to die when somebody decides to fight you seriously.
>>28719757>>28719710The procedure is to get rid of the vamp stuff and just keep the powers.
"Uhm... Okay, let's do it."TD: "Yes... Let us do some medical science...">He holds out a scalpel."W-what is that for..?"TD: "Medicine, of course. Now, go to sleep.">Rena feels something jabbed into her thigh.>She passes out...>Roll for Rena's medical success! High rolls are better. Use a d100.
Uh, guys?What about, y'know, THE SUN?
>>28719710>>28719757Doc is going to lock-in half vampire, which basically gives half the powers with none of the weaknesses.Which is great!I say do it.
Rolled 15>>28719797Fuck, anons. This better go well.
Rolled 20>>28719797With her luck, she'll die
Rolled 89>>28719797>>Roll for Rena's medical success! High rolls are better. Use a d100.1 get
>>28719602"would i count as a monster for purpose of monster controlling powers of certain villains?"
Rolled 19>>28719797Best of how much?
Rolled 89>>28719797C'MON RENA, DON'T DIE.
Rolled 40>>28719797IT'S HAPPENING
>>28719814>>28719819>>28719820>>28719821Oh geez, we are all over the board here.
Rolled 94>>28719797Higher is better, right?
Rolled 58>>287197971 get for typical rena luck
>>28719798Nigga fuck the sun.
Okay, that's enough rolls for now.Writing/drawing the next update.
So, is this like best of three? Some kind of average?
>>28719815>>28719783Yeha i know its without weaknesses, its written so in the post you quoted>>28719757 but still, vampire?.. no thanks for me.
>>28719815Depends on which half MM gets control of
>>28719797How many rolls? We either get a 70 >>28719814 or a 89 >>28719821. Its good enough i guess.
>Rena wakes up some time later on her couch. She stands up and stretches a bit....I don't feel dead.And I don't even have any like surgical marks.Feel pretty darn good, actually. I guess the whole thing worked? So now I should have all the same powers I did before but no weakness.And no way to become a full vampire thrall to Monster Master.
>>28719905I think it's the average of all the rolls. Which is like 50. So it avoids the 35% chance of future complications as well as dying.
>>28719945Try lifting something heavy
>>28719945THE PLANT IS ALIVE!
>>28719945Well, that's nice. What's up for today then? You kind of blew off Bridgette last night when she offered you lasagna.
>>28719945Test your powers, I guess.Also, what's up with your plant?
>>28719945Nuke some garlic bread.
>>28719945What, the doctor just left? Look for a note or something.
>>28719945Go eat a piece of garlic bread
Rolled 45>>28719945check if doctor is still aroundif not, check if any messages form hero association or others also rena doesn't know this but how did her plant get a leaf back after MM knocked it off?
>>28719945Stick your hand out of the windowIf you can get it back, all's good
>>28719945Go throw a stone at a target. Use a tree or something as a target. Lets see the power of our specialty.
>>28719986Duct tape woo-hoo!.
>>28719945Just make sure that everything is in it's proper place.
>>28719961It looks like someone just taped the leaf on.>>28719945Check for doctor, eat some garlic or stare at the sun, and call Bridgette back seems to be the general plan.
Rolled 12>>28719945Check if we are still female.
>>28720008o god lolI was wondering what that was
>>28720010>It looks like someone just taped the leaf on.Well, it looks healthierthan before... so i guess it worked out well for it.
>Rena goes and lifts up her couch.Ha! It worked! Either that or this is a really bad couch but I think I still have my super strength! Now I can protect Kitty AND not have to worry about dying!>She checks around for The Doctor to at least thank him but he doesn't appear to be around.He didn't even leave a note.Well, I'm glad it all worked out. Now I don't have to worry about Monster Master trying to mind control me anymore!>>28720020What? Why would that even...>>28719968I... Didn't want to go out. She sent me a text.>"You're doing the best you can with what you have and that's all anyone can ask. Come over for cookies."But that was yesterday and I don't really want to be around her sister...
>>28719945Let's test it out by doing pushups. We know how hard those are, so if they suddenly become easier, we'll know it worked. Plus, we're unlikely to break anything.
Rolled 13>>28720102Go hunt more villains to steal their hats.
>>28720102Ask if her sister is there or not?
>>28720102Check your thingie.
>>28720102Try to eat some garlic or go out into the sun.
>>28720102check news/assignments from hero association
>>28720102Send Sparkle a thank-you note or something, she's been a real pal.
>>28720102Ask how her sister is doing. She seemed very distressed the last time we saw her.
>>28720102>ut that was yesterday and I don't really want to be around her sisterText her back and gently try and figure out if MM+ is there
>>28720102Well, text back and ask if her sister is around then. You shouldn't avoid your friend over this.
>>28720102Well suck it up and go see your friend. Friends sometimes do things they wouldnt like for each other. Arch enemies definitely do things they wouldnt like TO each other. Your relationship really is complicated huh?Well, at least call her. See how she is doing.
>>28720102Hmmm, but you don't have much to fear from her sister now, do you?
>>28720102>Saying no to cookiesRECTIFY THIS GRAVE MISTAKE AT ONCE.
>>28720102See if her sister is around first then. But at least be tactful about it.
>>28720102Ask if her sister is there. It's ok if MM+ is away.
Okay, okay... I'll send her a text and ask...There, sent.>Rena waits by her phone for a few minutes but there's no reply.She's probably busy out doing villain things. It's not that I don't want to hang out with her but... I don't know. The whole thing with Kitty freaked me out a bit. I'll go say hi to her later... If her sister isn't around.>>28720140Let's see... Oh, a letter from Magical Girl Sparkle. She says that she hopes everything went well. I need to send her a present later.Let's see...There's also new Villains on the list:>Sword Master>Rank: C-Class Rank 1>Powers: Super Strength, Durability, Able to wield any bladed weapon.>Name: The Trapper>Rank: C-Class 37>Powers: Advance GadgetryName: Cosplay LassRank: C-Class Rank 22Powers: Powers vary. Caution needed.
>>28720548Trapper time, haha
>>28720548>Name: Cosplay LassOur costume fight!
>>28720548What class are we currently anyway?>Name: The Trapper>Rank: C-Class 37>Powers: Advance GadgetryThis one sounds interesting
>>28720548Cosplay Lass. I'm guessing she gets her powers based on what costume she's wearing.
>>28720548Sword Master! Rock vs Sword!
Rolled 96>>28720548>Name: Cosplay LassObviously her.And steal all of her hats.
>>28720548Sword Master let his blade meet our ancient 'rock to the face' technique
>>28720548>Sword MasterI wonder if he cooks better than MM
Rolled 32, 37 = 69>>28720548lets see just how skilled sword master is with a "sword"
Alright, let's check out Cosplay Lass. Apparently she's harassing a local Comic Con...>Rena dashes towards the Comic Con at record speed. She bursts in and sees a crowd of people running around and screaming. In the center of it all is a rather plain looking woman.CL: "Hahaha! You deny me first place in the Cosplay Competition! Therefore you shall all suffer my wrath! I have watched all the anime and played all the cool games so much that I can not BECOME anyone I want!"
>>28720754Challenge her to a contest of being plain.
Rolled 78>>28720754Steal her wig.
>>28720754Challenge her to be "us".She doesn't know we have fucking vampire powers.
>>28720754Ask her what anime is.
>>28720754THIS is what gets to be a C-class villain? You're kidding. She's not even cosplaying anybody.Show everyone our amazing Rena cosplay.Or >>28720774Basically the same thing.
>>28720754"Anime? Is that like lasagna?"
Rolled 44, 30 = 74>>28720754If you can become anyone you want, why are you some random nerd girl?
>>28720754>"You're waifu is shit! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
>>28720754I don't care how many animes you watched. Justice will prevail
>>28720754"You're not in costume. How can you win a cosplay competition if you're not in costume?"
>>28720754> I have watched all the animeShe's been stalking people named "Annie May"?
>>28720754Ask her to cosplay a perfectly normal law abiding citizen
>>28720754Oh yeah? Can you turn into Deedlit?How about Seras Victoria?Or Joseph Joestar?(Try and guess a character that she'd think was awesome but has an obvious weakness. Any ideas)
"What's an Annie May?"CL: "I... What? Are you serious? Gosh, you're such a pleb! Let me educate you on Anime! Transform!">Rena barely has time to dodge an attack from Cosplay Lass. Whatever she's changed into has massive arms. She punches into the ground, the mere shockwave of her attack knocks Rena back.Woah. Still felt that one. I think I pissed her off.
>>28720754"Wait, if you didn't get first place, then who did?"
>>28720944>Or Joseph Joestar?NOPE!What if she remembers JoJo and tries something actually dangerous?
>>28720944If there was a large body of water nearby I'd suggest anyone with a Devil Fruit.>>28720963Rock throw.
>>28720963Did... Did she transform into a Gundam?
>>28720963Wow, rude!Use your new strength to hold her still and lecture her on destroying public property, and not answering honest questions.
>>28720998Probably some mecha musume.
>>28720963"Wow, that was kind of awesome! Who are you cosplaying now?"Let's not get violent too soon. I think this is someone we can talk down if we're careful.
Rolled 53>>28720963Go for her head!(and steal her helmet)
Wait a second, she isn't cosplaying.She's mantling/heroquesting! Sort of.
>>28720998Big O, ACTION!
>>28720963CATCH HER FISTRULES OF NATURE
"Wow, that was kind of awesome! Who are you cosplaying now?""It's Strength, duh! Now, die!">She goes in for another punch. Rena reaches into her pocket and throws a rock at Cosplay Lass. She gasps when she remembers what her rock did last time...>However, her worries are wasted as the rock is easily deflected.CL: "Go, Avalon!">The shield she's summoned blocks Rena's attack.
>>28721082You know what, she's alright in my book if that's the case.We only need to yell that she's a tomato and she'll freak out.
>>28721112Wow, that looks pretty cool. Complement her on the outfit.
>>28721112HA!Point out that it's not how Avalon works!
Rolled 92>>28721112>>The shield she's summoned blocks Rena's attack.Tell her that she can't take the form of aquaman.
>>28721112But that's a shield! Avalon is a scabbard!
>>28721112"Strength? I though Strength was a giant battleship. That looked more like Silver Chariot."
>>28720963"Is Annie May kind of like cartoons?"
>>28721112Ask her where she got that dress, it looks pretty.
>>28721142We don't know that.Or do we?
>>28721177If she summons King Crimson next post I'm blaming you for game over
explain she lost because she isn't cosplaying, she is just dressing up like the characters. she needs to act like them too, to be really cosplaying.
>>28721112manis she really only c-classshe has access to so many powersmaybe look for a weakness? a delay in power switching, they get weaker as she continues, tiring to use her powers?
>>28721195>>28721202Ash her if the dress is Annies
>>28721177Considering the giant arms, it was Strength from Black Rock Shooter.
>>28721112So far she has only transformed into women. Let's see if we can goad her into becoming a man, then kick her in the crotch.
>>28721282But it's just cosplay, she wouldn't need to copy anything but the clothes...
>>28721204Depends if Rena read the Once and Future King in high school.
we need to think... what pisses off /a/ surefire?talk about Naruto?ask for a recommendation?talk about dubs?
>>28721112"Holy shit you're cute. Can I touch your hair?"
"Is Annie May like a cartoon?"CL: "ANIME! IT'S JUST ANIME! ONE WORD! And it's not a cartoon! Ex---CALIBUR!">She fires out a beam of golden light. It tears through the building and reduces it to rubble.>Rena managed to dodge that as well. Enhanced speed comes in handy..."Hey, can you turn into Aquaman?">Cosplay Lass changes again and glares at her.CL: "Duh. Why the hell would I want to though? He's the lamest hero ever."
>>28721303Throw the rock!
>>28721303Quick, what's Aquaman's weakness?
>>28721303Well.. um...Aquaman is better than all the animes combined!
>>28721303Throw a rock at the crotch.
>>28721303Oh, so she only transforms into strong characters? Sounds like she's just a poser then, no wonder she lost if she can't appreciate anything but power.
>>28721303"Aquaman doesn't have boobs! The illusion is ruined!"
>>28721303It's true, Aquaman is lame.Now strike while she's vulnerable
get her in a choke hold"because then i can do this"
>>28721321uhm.. uhm... plastic rings from soda cans!
>>28721303We should tell her that we think we watched this anime one time, but we can't remember what it was, and see if we can get her to stop attacking and transform into enough forms to exhaust her.
>>28721303Tell her that a true cosplay person does everybody equally.
>>28721321umneeds water to liverelevance make her turn into green lantern and then ask why she isn't black
>>28721320We cant rock against a human, we'll kill het.
>>28721303Oh I get it now. Aquaman is an AnnieMay!
>>28721303oh no, aquaman is the only one who can defeat me.
>>28721368But she's a superhero! Well, she's a villain, but she looks like a superhero. Or somethhing. She can take it!
>>28721321He doesn't really have any. He can't use his fish talk on land but his body is super durable/strong so he can survive underwater pressure.
>>28721399He's also an accomplished magician or somesuch.Although it looks like this villain doesn't know anything about that, seeing as how she's drawing from Superfriends aquaman.
>>28721045Ha, looks like I wasn't the only one to think about that.WE HEROQUEST NOW
>>28721373Oh, man. Get her to turn into someone who'll survive a punch from a half vampire.Then punch her.
"Oh I get it now. Aquaman is an AnnieMay!"CL "HE IS NOT!""Hey... If Aquaman is a he why do you still have boobs? That kinda kills the illusion."CL: "B-because... Just shut up!">She charges at Rena with a trident. Rena pulls out another rock and tosses it at Cosplay Lass. Her uncanny luck holds strong and she hits the Lass straight in the face. She's launched backwards and slams into a wall... Her costume fades away leaving her in her normal clothing.CL: "I... I only wanted to be the best at dressing up as my favorite characters..."
>>28721303Aquaman isn't lame! Aquaman is awesome! It's just the Superfriends cartoon that made him lame!
>>28721442Foul! FOOOOUL! You don't attack glasses people in the face!
>>28721436aquaman has super strengthnot superman level but preddy stronkintense water pressure atlantis bottom of ocean etc
>>28721442well now you can dress up as your new favorite character: A prisoner!get it? because you'll be in prison....
>>28721442Well, if it's any consolation, I thought you were pretty damn good at it.Also, hats for the hat god.
>>28721442And with that I, Rena, coolly withdraw
Guys, I think we may have made a mistake with the powers.>>28721442"Then why was everyone running from you in terror?"
>>28721442"It's not enough to look like a hero, or be as strong as a hero. You have to act like a hero, too. Would your favorite characters really react like this to not being the best?"
>>28721442"Well you are the best i've ever seen. But stop destroying things and scaring people alright? Nobody will like you if you keep going like that."
>>28721442Tell her that she did a really good job, she just can't attack people while doing so. Offer her a hug and a napkin to stop her nosebleed.
>>28721442"OH GOD I AM SO SORRY PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU"
>>28721442"I don't really get this cosplay thing, but shouldn't the point of a contest be to participate, not to win?"
>>28721498Also, be glad I chose aquaman and not daredevil, cos Daredevil wouldn't have survived that hit.
>>28721442you were OOC, you must BECOME the mask....you okay?
>>28721442you look good actually, have you tried applying for a model agency?
Rolled 45>>28721442Steal her glasses.
>>28721514Uh no, we don't to repeat what we did to that poor girl.
>>28721442Call an ambulance and the police.
>>28721442A true hero wouldn't be this mad about losing. That's something a filler villain does. A hero would train so they could win next time. And maybe fix the building.Though if she didn't win, who did? I'm still wondering about that.
"It's not enough to look like a hero, or be as strong as a hero. You have to act like a hero, too. Would your favorite characters really react like this to not being the best?"CL: "!!!">She hangs her head in defeat... Rena pats her shoulder very gently and says that she did do a good job but now she needs to go to jail. Perhaps when she gets out she can pursue a career in modelling? She can pull it off.>The girl is arrested and taken away. Rena is given a nice check for her troubles and a note. It appears she has gone up a rank...>C-Class Rank 3
>>28721442Holy shit! Look what you've done, Rena. First you mauled that zombie girl, and now you've beat up a poor fangirl. You cruel thing.Go pick her up and apologise.
>>28721594Ah well, at least it's still C.
Rolled 98>>28721594Lets go see that trap person.
>>28721547Yeah, this Super Strength thing could be a problem if we want to have any kind of normal life.We need to find a way to lower our strength for non-combat situations. Like a holy symbol or something.
>>28721594B-Rank soon, it seems.
>>28721594SWORD MASTER!inb4 Reinhold
>>28721594You're doing it again Rena. Too many ranks too quickly. You have to find some way of toning back your powers when fighting.
>>28721607> Rena needs Crypt-onite
>>28721607What about some SUPER WEIGHTS? Doubles as training too.
>>28721594Let's go hit swordmaster next. Maybe we can test our super strength agains his.
>>28721621Its less of a problem now we can actually fight at a higher level instead of lucking out or MM+ throwing fights.
>>28721616But anon, if its him then he'd just run away or do nothing because the shitposters in his head would be afraid he'd raise a flag with Rena.
>>28721594Nope! Stop everything, we CANNOT go up another rank. Give MM another call. If we can't get a hold of her, let's go hang out with some of our hero friends.
>>28721691We drunk with power now, we ignore that tiny voice in the back of our head.
>>28721689It's funny because it's true.
>>28721594Lets see if MM texted us back yet. Always check for sidequests after a quest.
>>28721663Princess Guard Quest protagonistI still think MM sibs are related to Zuu from Scorpion Girl Quest
>>28721689>>28721717Can we not talk about this shit here?
>>28721691Thing is, we can actually afford to rank up now that we arent so squishy nymore.
>>28721733Agreed, I know all too well how it would end.
>>28721732>Princess Guard Quest protagonistFUCK that. Last thing I want is a crossover with those people.>I still think MM sibs are related to Zuu from Scorpion Girl QuestYou're that guy who keeps sperging out about how all quests are secretly connected, aren't you?
>>28721733Yeah that should be saved to QTG (which I don't follow)
>>28721750Doesn't mean we shouldn't look for trouble if we can avoid it. We are punch clock heroes, not glory hounds.
>>28721603I... But she's a badguy... And she seemed to be okay.I'm sorry...>>28721691>>28721621Ah, yeah... I should probably stop fighting for a moment... If I win too many times things might go bad. Also I need to find a way to lessen my strength for when I want to not crush people.Let me see what Bridgette is up to...>She sends her a text. Bridgette responds only with 'Busy.'Hmm... Who else could I see today then?
>>28721770Actually talking about quests in the QTG results in spergrage. QTG is for gushing about which QMs are moe.
>>28721789MGS? Need to thank her for sending the doctor.
>>28721789Call Sparkle, tell her we should be all right now since we got powers. Also thank her for always looking after you.
>>28721789Let's go hang with MGS, or maybe see if we can convince Anti-Hero to go see the Doctor.
>>28721789>Who else could I see today then?Go gush about how STRONK you got to Chet!
>>28721789Didn't you promise Shadow Man a drink? Magical Girl Sparkle too?I think it's time for a coffee break.
Rolled 59>>28721789>Hmm... Who else could I see today then?Nonsense. You go see MM at her apartment right now. Busy is obviously codeword for "help me, I am being attacked by 50 heroes!"
>>28721789MM!we really need to find a way to repay her..
>>28721768Nope. Renas the only quest I think suits it because it needs an endless supply of weirdos
>>28721768Wait, what's wrong with Princess Guard Quest? Don't be a douche.
>>28721789>Have a heart-to-heart with Chet.Can always count on Chet for advice.
>>28721842Don't be that guy. You're precisely the reason I haven't voted for that villain.
>>28721789Can we text the doctor and ask for his assessment of how the procedure went? It would be bad to have any kind of complications...Then see Magical Girl Sparkle and thank her for her help.
>>28721789Get Sparkle a gift!
>>28721847>>28721853Guys, give her space. Goddamn.
>>28721865The fanbase is outright toxic, but I refuse to discuss it any further in this thread. Take it to the QTG.
>>28721789>Visit the power-ranger knock offs>Find out that in the short time since you met the the entire teem has been killed off twice over.
>>28721818We need to go boozing with her!
>>28721879Hey now, I just said to check the phone.Besides, its not like we were the one broke into her home in spider form to spy on her and watch her stroke her pussy.
>>28721902You can't just call something toxic and then try to claim the high road by saying that you're better than that. I'm just saying, you're a dick. Claim the high road by not replying or admitting it.
>>28721112>"It's Strength, duh!I know I'm late with this one, but "That was nothing like yuu!" was in order.
Let's see what Magical Girl Sparkle is up to. I'm sure she'll be happy to know how strong I am!--------------------------------------------------------------MGS: "The fuck, Rena?""W-what..?"MGS: "I sent him to you to -remove- the powers not... Bluh... Why is it that you are so difficult to watch out for? I feel that I need to personally guide you through everything just to get things done right. Whatever. What's done is done. Congrats on being an actual super hero and I hope all goes well for you. And thanks for the cake. I don't personally like cake but it was a nice surprise."
>>28721926Dude, fucking stop clogging this thread with your bullshit. He said he would go talk about it in the QTG if you wanted to discuss the matter further, so fucking go there if you want to stop proving him wrong by shitting up this thread.
>>28721932"Is something wrong?"
>>28721932B-but he said it was a good idea...
>>28721932...Wanna go have a drink to drown our sorrows? I mean, if you didn't like the cake, at the very least I can do that.
>>28721932Lets get shitfaced.
>>28721932"But I didn't want to be a burden anymore.""What's wrong?"
>>28721949I fucking knew it. Okay, hahah, you got me, fuck off troll.
>>28721932Butbutbut... the powers keep me from dieing!
>>28721932I told you! I tooooooold you!Ask her why she's injured.
>>28721932But the Doctor said it would be a good idea, and there was only a slight chance of any side effects... and I can now actually look after myself without needing to be protected! Shouldn't it be a good thing that you don't need to always bother to jump on my case?"
>>28721932Look at it this way - now you dont have to keep such a close eye on us.
>>28722013Uh, she's always been with those injuries.
>>28721932We agreed to it because it was a good opportunity. We're not in this just for our own survival, we really do want to be a hero, and we'll be more able to do that with our new powers. He told us about the risks, and we decided it was worth taking that chance.
>>28722052Including the bleeding cut under her eye? Oh. Not sure how I missed that.
>>28721842Which one is the trap?
>>28722069I think it is a wide scar, and I think it's been there before, but now that you point it out... I'm not so sure.
>>28722069She always had that scar
>>28721932"See, these voices in my head are addicted to rolling dice and gambling. When the option came up for deciding my fate on the whims of the dice god, the voices screamed 'Do it Rena, do it!!'"
>>28721932Well, Rena is in the public eye, and well-known amongst villains. It might be safer for her to be capable of defending herself if the need arises, rather than having nothing when she needs it.
>>28721932how can i repay you?
>>28722076Um.. As mentioned in:>>28720548>>Name: The Trapper>>Rank: C-Class 37>>Powers: Advance Gadgetry
"Sorry... It just seemed like a good idea. And now you don't have to worry about me so much!"MGS: "... I suppose. You did what seemed best to you, I suppose..."She seems upset..."What's wrong?"MGS: "Nothing.""..."MGS: "... Would you care to join me for a drink? Let's call it a celebration for you finally becoming not completely defenseless.""Sure."---------- 20 Minutes of Drinking Later -------------"So... So it's like a guide, you know? Intuition... I don't know how to say it. But it really helps me, ya know? Like... Like when I don't know what to do it really helps."MGS: "Right.""So then I was like 'Well she left? What do I do?' and I didn't hear any reply so I just put on her costume... She was maaaaadddd."MGS: "Mhmm."
>>28722187I meant in the picture.I assume one of them must be a trap yes?
>>28722187He's talking about the characters in the pic.>>28721842The blonde.
>>28722206"I didn't have much choice. I've got villain enemies that don't care if I quit, and I don't wanna die.
>>28722177>inb4: just stop fucking upI have tinglig feeling the doctor is this world's equivalent of Fran Madaraki and we just dodged a serious bullet.
>>28722206Why are you drinking from a juicebox?
>>28722206Yes Rena. Gush your heart out about us. Nothing will go wrong.
>>28722206"Think the doc could get the demon out of Anti-Hero's head?"
>>28722206i feel embarrassed for Rena.
>>28722206"I'm so glad you protect me, you're like my hero or something!""So, how do you tell a girl you like her?"
>>28722206Oh god, she can actually hear us?!
>>28722206...uh, she doesn't seem too engaged here. Maybe ask her if there's something wrong again?
>>28722206Why are you always drinking your alcohol through a straw? Like a kid or something
>>28722206Ah, she's talking about us. The cacophony of voices in her head. MGS might think we're a worse case than Anti-hero, who just has ONE demon in her head.Which reminds me, we wanted to figure a plan to help her get rid of the demon.
>>28722206"I'm really glad to have met you. You're the best friend a loser like me can have.">>28722241He's Fran's maker - doctor Madaraki.
>>28722206Rena, you know that the hallucinations are not only auditory.We can get pretty damn tactile. You feel that? That's the feeling of communists stealing your teeth. Fight the communists, Rena!
>>28722206MM stared at my butt as I left. Do you think that means anything? I kind of like her, but I don't know if it's like like, or just normal like.
>>28722278It's okay. She's not used to drinking.
>>28722206You cant handle booze can you Rena? Keep talking about voices and MM, i am sure you will not regret it.
All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.....Hide the axes!
>>28722206>But it really helps me, ya know?>like when it told me to wear someone elses clothesRena makes poor enough decisions sober, she really shouldnt be drinking.
>>28722316Nope.Rena doesn't know what Lesbians are.
>>28722206I can think of at least two reasons she might be particularly upset over this.The first is that getting the Doctor to help us cost her something, and she feels that we wasted her efforts.The second is that we remind her of herself. She thinks we rushed into the deal stupidly at the promise of power. But that's not really what happened; unless the Doctor is shadier than we've been led to believe, we knew the risks when we took the deal.
> Drunk RenaFuck. We're gonna end up drunk-calling people we know, aren't we.
>>28722413Why don't try asking her if she does?
>>28722386She put on the clothes because she missed the voices and didn't know what to dobecause we were helping MM
>>28722435Or drunk texting lewd stuff to the dark stranger, MM, MM+ and Balloon Man.
"I'm really glad to have met you. You're the best friend a loser like me can have."MGS: "What? You're not a loser.""I am... Oh god I'm such a loser... I ditched college, wasted my scholarship, broke up with my boyfriend for no reason, and and.... Why are you always drinking out of a juicebox?"MGS: "I don't have much of a choice. My abilities make anything I touch become... Magical and girly.""Whaaaat!? So... What if you touched, like, an ugly person?"MGS: "Nothing would happen. It doesn't appear to affect people.""That's crazy... Can you refill my cup? Thanks... So... So like I was saying she was all mad and then my kitty got stolen. I didn't hear -anything- all day! It was crazy but it was okay cause I got her back anyway... Bridgette was really helpful. Is it cool to have a Villain as a friend?"MGS: "I don't see why not.""Thas' cool... Yeah...">She takes another drink.>Roll for Rena's ability to handle alcohol. d100, high rolls are better.
>>28722210>>28722230It doesn't really matter. If you're watching it, you're watching it for the maid.
Rolled 71>>28722462Time for awkward drunken come-ons!
Rolled 52>>28722462This will end well.
Rolled 66>>28722462gogo drunken RENA!
Rolled 89>>28722462Text lewd stuff to the wrong people!
Rolled 18>>28722462>Roll for Rena's ability to handle alcohol. d100, high rolls are better.I think that's a matter of perspective.
Rolled 67>>28722462ALCHOHOL POISONING
Rolled 6>>28722462NAT 1 I SUMMON THEE
Rolled 77>>28722462I call to NAT 1.
Alright! Gonna work on the next update.
Rolled 78>>28722462PLEASE BE NAT 1
>>28722563Summary for the archive?Gonna do it now just so it's there.
>these rollsBut I didn't want to do well.
>>28722575Don't archive threads until they are over or literally about to fall off the page. You can't summarise that which hasn't happened yet.
>>28722587>/tg/, where dice are more reasonable than posters
>>28722575rena years for affection and found it from an unexpected source.it's alcohol judging from these rolls.
I think they average out to practically the same as last time.
>>28722444Rena, lesbians.Yay or nay?
>>28722669Seems to be where it's heading. I'm not opposed to the idea.
"My head feels not good."MGS: "Perhaps you should stop drinking...""No, no I'm good... So how are you? You seem more down than usual."MGS: "It's nothing, really. Some days are better than others. Today was just not a good day for me.""Yeah, I hear ya... >>28722373 So do you hear voices giving you advice?"MGS: "... It's not often, but I do.""Okay... Just wanted to know 'M not crazy... Cause I'm not."MGS: "You certainly are not.""Anti-Hero seems a bit cuckoo... We gotta fix that demon..."MGS: "I don't think she wants it to be fixed.""Oh... Oh....... That's sad...."
>>28722669nay.she stays a maiden until the end.
Rolled 52>>28722663Well, if you know about probabilities, the more you roll, the more towards the average score will their sum gravitate. Throw a hundred 1d100 and you'll get preeetty close to 50 as their average.
>>28722687RENA YOU GOTTA GET UP QUICK YOU'RE COVERED IN SPIDERS!
>>28722687I think you need to go to sleep, Rena.Ask MGS if you can crash at her place.
>>28722687"So, I've got a friend I'm afraid to visit because her sister tried to turn me into her vampire slave, what should I do about that?"
>>28722687RENA MGS IS ABOUT TO DO A MAGIC TRICK AND YOU'RE MISSING IT!
ask if mgs can hit anti-hero with a friendship beam or something to temporarily break the demon's grip so she can tell us what she really thinks about getting it removed. her denial could be the demon protecting itself.
>>28722687"But 'sbad for her. She was gonna kill me when I didn't wanna murder a villain. She's getting worse, Sparks, and I dun want her turnin' evil."
Rolled 74>>28722687Lets try calling Bridgette again. Maybe she's not busy now.
>>28722619>Don't archive threads until they are over or literally about to fall off the page. You can't summarise that which hasn't happened yet.I can summarize wht happened so far, that way the latter half can be a surprise.
>>28722692Im not asking if she is one.Just if she knows what one is
>>28722687You know what we should do?Go hunt some rabbits.In South Africa.
>>28722687Traffic cone. We need a traffic cone!
>>28722687goddammit Rena.i just hope MM isn't around when MGS is hauling your drunk body around.
>>28722731She knows about that, and we've already dealt with the problem. Let's stay away from that subject.
Rolled 97>>28722768> A girl Rena's age> Not knowing about googling how two girls can have fun together
>>28722894Renas poor and kinda dumb
"But 'sbad for her. She was gonna kill me when I didn't wanna murder a villain. She's getting worse, Sparks, and I dun want her turnin' evil."MGS: "I understand, Rena. But people like her have made their own choice and even if we were to take out that demon there's no way to make sure she won't do it again. They have to make the choice on their own.">>28722732>>28722715"Ah!"MGS: "!? W-what..?""Wha..? Ah, 'snothin... So I got this friend and she's cool but she's got a scary sister and she tried to turn me into a vampire. I wanna go to her place and eat cookies but her sister 's scary... Whatdoido?"MGS: "Uhm... I'm not sure. Perhaps you should speak to her about this? I'm sure if you two are friends she can explain everything to her sister and-""Yeah! Y-you're right! I should totally calls her! Hold on!"MGS: "Rena, I highly advise against calling someone while you're-">Rena goes off to call Monster Maestro.>She picks up.MM: "Rena, I'm busy right now. What do you want?"
>>28722687My ex-boyfriend is evil and a whiny bitch. Wat do?
>>28722950I am both drunk and cheered up now. How are your things.
>>28722950BRIDGET YOU WANNA GET TOGETHER AND DRINK???
>>28722950YOUURR MAH BESH FRENDDDDD
>>28722950Apologize for running away with kitty and ask her when we should call her.
>>28722950You want to eat her delicious food, of course.Hey, why is she always busy all the time anyway?
>>28722950i think i love you.
>>28722950Ah, apologize and say you just wanted to talk to her about MM+ and you were kind of worried since she wasn't replying to your texts but if she's busy then that makes sense actually you're not sure why you even called now instead of waiting a while just in case but somehow it seemed a good idea now it was probably the alcohol.
invite her for drinks!
>>28722950>drunk dialingQuick Rena, say all the embarrassing things. Rant about missing cookies and lasagna and wearing her costume and how much you love her food and if her sister is okay.
>>28722950I'm surry I blew off yur cookiezbut MM+ iz sracyplz be friends
>>28723015>and if her sister is okay.And how scary she is
>>28722950"I love you"
>>28722990>>28723003>>28723008>>28723015These. Just a garbled mess of barely coherent apologies and thanks.
>>28722950Large pperpornini pizzaz with extra cheese and do you guys use lasagna as a topping?
>>28722950"Let's be friends forever, right! Don't mind me sounding drunk, cause I'm not!"
>>28722950"I love you soooooo much, you're so nice to me and take care of me. Let's be friends forever!"
>>28722950"Sorry for bothering, but quite a lot happen and I'd like to tell you in person. When's your next day off?"
>>28722950"I just want you to know that I caaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeee." -Uncomfortable pause until she tries to talk.- "But I'm bad at it cause I'm get scared a lot. But maybe now I don't neeeeeeeeed to nomore."And them make some incoherent noises.
>>28723037But you still like her. Why can't heroes and villains just get along and fight against one common enemy... like global warming or some such?
>>28723130>But you still like herWhen she isnt threatening to kill us.
"Let's be bestests friends forever! Don't mind me sounding drunk, cause I'm not!"MM: "What? Rena, you sound really drunk right now.""Pft! Naaah! I can hold my licker... Liqor.... Alchahol But listen... I gots something I need to say to ya... I really like your lasagna and cooking and 'm sorry that I didn't get to eat you yesterday.. Wait... PFTHAHAHAHA! I meant eat your cooking! Hehehehe!"MM: "Are... Are you sure you're not drunk?""Super positive! So we need to go and eat the together cause... Yeah. And I'm really sorry."MM: "I get it, you're sorry. Listen, I really need to...""Bridgette..."MM: "Yes..?""I love.... Your food... So we need to get together and make more. Okay?"MM: "Okay...""You wanna come and drink with me? Me an Sparkly aree getting wasted."MM: "Uhm... Sure. Where at?""The Hero Association. 'S cool, come on down."MM: "Uhm... No thanks. Maybe next time.""Mkay... Seeya bro."MM: "Bye...">She hangs up.I think that sorted everything out.
>>28723229Sorted. Friends achieved.
Rolled 4>>28723229Wait, they serve alcohol at the hero organization?Lets paint the town pink.
>>28723229Congratulate self on being such an awesome communicator.Go back to drinking with sparkle.
>>28723229Yes, I do believe it did. Good job Rena! Let's get back to MGS now.
>>28723229Good job Rena. I'm sending you a big thumbs-up from me and all the other headmates.
>>28723229And all's right with the world!
>>28723229There's no way this didn't fix everything ever. Let's go and pass out on MGS's pillows.
>>28723229feel great about yourself!and drink more alcohol! why didn't you drink this stuff more often!
>>28723229well, that wasn't a complete catastrophe of drunk dialingmaybe apologize tomorrow
>>28723229Stop giggling, realise what you just said to MM, immediatelly start blushing like tomato and try to find out whether you talked loud enough for MGS to hear.
>>28723229Wait, you never actually brought up MM+ and ask about that like MGS said!
>>28723325we should totally call her!i bet she put her number on rena's phone for...emergencies!
>>28723316That doesn't sound very drunk of you anon!
>>28723278Hells yeah!>>28723271I am just... So good at fixing things...Now, more drinks!>>28723325Ohmigosh I forgot! aaaaa!>Rena fumbles for her phone but drops it. She leans over to grab it but hits her head, hard. She takes out most of the wall and herself...------------------------------------------------------------->You are now Monster Maestro. You have no idea what the hell just happened.
>>28723396Go get blitzed.
>>28723396Aren't we busy with something? Let's focus on that.
Rolled 65>>28723396Try to find your brother for a family reunion.
>>28723396rena must obviously be the drunkest.What are you up to? Looks like a yoga outfit. Do you do yoga?
>>28723396Well, get back to whatever we're doing than, I guess? What are we doing?
>>28723396Look, she said MGS was there, so she can't be in too much trouble. Just ask her next time you see her and focus on what you're doing.
>>28723396Riiiight, we were doing before Rena called....(sometimes I worry about that girl)
>>28723396Sounded like a love confession.
>>28723396focus on what we were busy with
>>28723396I guess she's taking things somewhat hard.
>>28723396Hopefully, she isn't doing something to forget the trauma she went through. Like getting piss-ass drunk.
>>28723396right.back to business.
>>28723396Wait, didn't you say something about spending time with Rena today. Did something important come up?
>>28723467...I... I'm sure she'll be fine. I mean... -I- drink sometimes.>>28723511I wanted to, yeah. But something's come up... My parents are coming into town to visit. Apparently they heard about big sis and they're worried about us. Sis already left though but they still insist on coming over.So I've just been... Cleaning.
>>28723543Clean less terribly.
>>28723543Well, Rena not being drunk would have been real helpful here. She's the only one I've actually seen clean things up around here.
>>28723543Talk to us. The voices would like to know about your family parent things.
>>28723543Rena's good at cleaning, you should've asked her to help.
>>28723543You know who's good at cleaning?Rena.
>>28723543Call Rena in a bit, maybe we can have her clean. She's good at that, right?Make some more cookies while we clean though, so we have something to look forward to.
>>28723543Rena is good at cleaning. Ask her to help!
Rolled 18>>28723543Summon a monster to clean for you.
>>28723543wowyou're as bad at cleaning as Rena is at cooking.
>>28723543...have you now.Are you saying things looked WORSE?
>>28723543So Rena can't cook for shit but can clean. And you can't clean for shit but can cook.You're like two halves of the perfect housewife.
>>28723543Rena is currently sleeping off a hangover. Not a viable emergency maid.It should be fine, as long as you've got your emergency maid outfit.
>>28723543Summon minions, task them with cleaning.You're summoner for a resons!
>>28723609They should be roomates!
>>28723229>"I think that sorted everything out.">that face of blissful prideoh god my sides
its a shame rena seems to be busy getting smashed, otherwise you could probably trade a meal for her helping you clean. if they are more than a day away that might still be a good idea
>>28723543should really reconsider on hiring a maid.or dressing up rena as one.too clean! cleaaan!
Rolled 8>>28723644Villain and hero rooming together, causing wacky situations.
>>28723652Lets face it, Drunk Rena probably cleans better than Sober Bridgette.
>>28723652by they i mean your parents.
>>28723664Do you think maids are free, man? I'm not sure MM earn enough for one.I bet Rena would trade some cleaning for cooking lessons though.
>>28723693The Hero/Villain business pays a lot provided you don't die.
As funny as dressing Rena up in a maid outfit and forcing her to clean would be I doubt she's in any condition to do more than mess up the place more.>>28723615It... Shut up.>>28723607"Minions! Clean for me!">She summons several monsters. They go about cleaning up the place.Hehe. I am a genius.>>28723575My parents? They're... Ugh.They're both Villains. Mom is basically my sister but worse somehow. Dad is... I can't exactly describe him with words that -wouldn't- make me go insane.They're both a huge pain but I know they love me.
>>28723229>'m sorry that I didn't get to eat you yesterday>I think that sorted everything out.>that faceim laughing my ass off.
>>28723733hero doeswe've never actually seen a villain get paid.>>28723768uh, that eldritch abomination is your dad?are you even human!!?
Rolled 54>>28723768Monster Matron and Cthulhu?
>>28723768So you're half eldritch horror? Fucking BALLIN'.Can you do anything coo; 'cause of that?
>>28723768How did you end up the (relatively) "normal" child in this family?
>>28723806Villainy it it's own reward.And only reward.
>>28723768>I can't exactly describe him with words that -wouldn't- make me go insaneAnd yet somehow your mom managed to FUCK him at least three times.You'll never be HALF the woman she was.
>>28723768Uhmm...There is something on your dad's face.
>>28723768I'm gonna guess that the Mom's name is Monster Matriarch.Also, cool. Did all the Monster sibling inherit shape-shifting from the Dad?
>>28723850That's not his face...
>>28723768Um, so your dads is Nyarlathotep?
>>28723768Uh, you sure your minions can handle cleaning?
>>28723768Your family is adorable. In a totally evil way, mind you, but still adorable.
>>28723768how is..but something like that...are you sure you're not adopted?i can believe your sister is theirs, but you?
>>28723847Harsh...I completely agree.
>>28723768Don't you have a petite green haired cousin?Or sleepy uncle in R'lyeh?
>>28723181Shes ADORABLE when shes threatening to kill Rena.Easily one of her best features. She really puts her all into her Villian speeches.
>>28723768>>28723768Yo mama a bitch and yo pa is black dildo.
>>28723768So.. uh... did you inherit anything from your dad's side?It's a mess down there, isn't it.
>>28723847>And yet somehow your mom managed to FUCK him>implying they weren't making sweet consensual love with lights out while holding.. appandages.
>>28723914Good thing she can shapeshiftBut now flatfic anon has to do a scene where MMs eldritch octopussy goes nuts on Rena
>>28723914>It's a mess down there, isn't it.I too would like to know this.
>>28723914I'm sure puberty was her favorite part of growing up.
>>28723879What could go wrong?
>>28723949>>28723914She is a shifter.
>>28723768MM's parents:Hear about Rena.invite yourself to her drinking
Rolled 35I just had a realization.MM is Monster MaestroMM+ is Monster MasterMM++ must me Monster MatriarchMonster marauder must be ... MMA
>>28724049Given the nature of Monster Maestro's father, I wouldn't be surprised if just thinking about him somehow lets him know things about the thinker.
>>28724073Do they add a + to their name each time a new one is born?
Rolled 34>>28724106I wonder.Do they remove a + every time one dies?
>>28723847Do you really have to put it like that? Ugh... Stupid mental image of naked Mom.>>28723859Pretty much. Mom said Dad is the 'Origin of Monsters', whatever that means. So we all have some of his powers. Big bro can turn fully into monsters, sis can change into a bunch of different monster, but not all the way, and I can summon monsters and turn into some smaller ones.We all got a bit of power. >>28723914... What?>>28723835Thanks.>>28723834Luck? I'm starting to think otherwise but it's just a theory right now.>>28723879Of course they can.>She checks on the living room....Dammit.
>>28724106> implying Monster Matriarch isnt Shub Niggurth
>>28724127So you have an S-rank mother and an Eldrich Abomination father.Does that make you half-abomination? Is that why you can summon monsters and shapeshift and stuff?Do your parents have a problem with homosexuality? This seems pretty relevant since Rena just maybe-confessed to you, and you find her ass so very tempting~
>>28724085ouch, man you couldn't get away with anything when you were a kid could you?
>>28724127give up on cleaning until someone competent can do ithave your parents stay at a hotel or something
Rolled 54>>28724127Hire a maid.
>>28724127Seems the greater their power, the crazier they get. Thank the powers from beyond the veil that we got relatively weak powers.Go find those damned minions.
>>28724127I figure they had a limited amount of batshit, and the later you get born, the less there is left over for you.Also yeah, you desperately need Rena's help with this. When do they arrive?
>>28724127Well, looks like you have to do things yourself. At least start on the bloodstains or something. Clutter is to be expected, but that's just unsightly and possibly a health hazard.
>>28724127Consider this: don't tell them abour Rena.
>>28724127Haha, now you have to clean on your own.PICK UP THOSE CLOTHES AND BOOKSDUMP THEM IN A PILEPUT A BOX OVER THEMPUSH IT TO THE CORNERCOMPLETE
>>28724127Summon some house elves. They're weak, easily cowed, and are competent at household chores.
>>28724127Alright, change of plans, let's do cleaning up for dummies:Designate one room you won't be using, move all the stuff you don't necassarily need there. Then dust the other rooms and you're done.
>>28724127Just ask yourself: What would Rena do?Well, not right now, obviously. That would probably be bad.
>>28724127Face it, you're gonna have to summon an even bigger monster to help you clean.Time to call Rena.
>>28724127You might want to wait for Rena to sleep off the alcohol at this rate.
>>28723806Villians probably dont get paid. They get to keep anything they steal, though.
>>28724127Quick shove most of that stuff into a closet or something!
>>28724178>kidnap a maidFIFY
>>28724127So your mother slept with an Elder God....nice.
>>28724127Bet ya mom's vagina is absolutely wrecked.
Rolled 23>>28724225Absolutly not. With her luck, our parent's will arrive while she's still here and daddy will violate her in ways unknown to mankind.
>>28724127"Origin of Monsters"?So he's like the concept of monsters or something or the source of all things that could be considered unnatural?
>>28724127Get Rena over and have her clean your apartment for you.Hell, you can even "kidnap" her and earn some money in the process, while you're really making sure she doesn't get hurt while she's drunk.
>>28724127>Origin of Monsters'how lovecraftian are we talking here?
>>28724249>>28724274dude, do not talk about someones parents like that. would you like it if someone started talking about the night you were conceived?
>>28724312I wouldn't care.And if I were actually a voice in someone's head, I wouldn't censor a damn thing I said. Fuck em. They get to put up with me talking about their mommy's cavernous cunt.
>>28724127Just clean. It's not hard once you start. Like... clean up all the clothes.
>>28724501Condolences on your image-swap.It's pretty funny though.
>>28724501...Is that your dad?
>>28724249>>28724274Really?>>28724280He is like... The Monster. He's the thing that ancient mankind heard in the dark, the feeling of something breathing on your neck, the thing that makes you run when you turn the downstairs light off. That's all dad.>>28724216Rena would cry a lot and freak out I think. And then -somehow- solve all her problems. I don't feel like crying though.>>28724246That's the plan... I should have more time until->There's a knock at the door.Oh no.No no no no no...>Another knock.Not now... She's going to nag at me so bad... Please just go away...>Knock knock knock.>She goes to answer the door.MM++: "Bridgette! Oh my, you look great! I was worried you weren't eating right!""H-hi mom..."???: "H̸̛̞̟͙̻̩̖̭͕e͜҉̡̡̩̩̺̤̯̭̳͢ḽ̸̼̱̹͖̺́͟͞ḻ̡̺̱̪̱͍́́ó̵͏͖̫̝̠̙͎̖͔̣̟̳͙̟͞,̶̵̶̵̖̤̰͈̕ ̧͜͏̡̗̜̦͓̬̼̫̭̝̘̘̮̻̼̣̬͠ͅm̸̸͚͖̼̪̀͟y̧̮̰̰͈̼̩̰͓̬̣͖̜̖̝͜ ̢͝͏͙͈̩̯͔̺̥̖̖̖̣͈f̴̭̭̺̼͉̘͠l̵̵͈̩̻̫͉͓͓͕̤͎̬̬̯͍̼̫̪̀͜͠ͅe̶̫̞̜̯͈̮̗̘̻̻̝̖s̨̢̪̮͕̠̙̗̤̫̟̥̻̬͠ͅh̢̤̖̟͔̙͈͍̥̭̣͉y҉̧̹͇̫̟̞͓͚̺͇͙̀͘͠ ̧̝̯͉̮̀m̸̵͔̙̣̥͚̝̻͍̟̯̟̞̟̣͍̳̪͢ǫ̶̛̞͇͖͓͍̥̻̰̺͉̥͍̦͜͟r̵̤̜̫̞̤̙͚̟͈̗͉ͅt̷̘͖̩̙̤̻̘͚̯̫̟̼̰͓̙̤̳̳́͘͡ͅa̸̢̘̹͚͔̭̠͕̱̥̫͉̺̰͕̘͈̩ͅͅḷ̷̡̨̳̺̠͚͕̭̯͉̰̫̟̬̳͖͈ ̸̸̧̰͎̻̬̣̭̹̣̘̲̱̠̩̳̖̩́͞ͅͅy̵̯̥͇̰͚̤͘͢o̴̢͏̷̟̭̗̭̰̺͎̣̪̣̪͉̮͉̦̠̘͚ư͚̼͎̲̮̕n̸̸̡̨͚̰̰̤͓̝͖͖̫͈͔̜̩̫̤̥͢ͅg̵̸̛̫̰̹̯͚͍̼̺͍̦̝̭̙͇̟͈̞l̡̛͎͓͎͎͕̻͚̥͖̪̪͢͡͝i͡͏̙̫̫͓̰̯͔̘̬̙̖̦̲͎̖͚ņ̟͇͉̙͍̙̭̣̕͘g͏̕҉̯͈̻.̵̹͖̤̣́͘͡""Hi dad..."Why do they have suitcases..?This is bad...
>>28724501Truly, that is the most fearsome beast.
>>28724501Thanks for running! Even with that disturbing image send-off.
>>28724542Wonderful!Now for rena to stumble in drunkenly asking for lasagna cookies
>>28724542Nervously say that it's nice to see them, sorry about the mess, you just got attacked.Glance at the suitcases and ask if they got a hotel room or something.
>>28724542I kinda liked it more with the image the board swapped the post with.
>>28724542That's more like it.
Rolled 7>>28724542MM++ is kinda hot.What is the acronym for monster marauder?
Oh lord I don't know how that image swap happened but that was the funniest thing ever. I'll be posting when the next update happens in the twitter so keep an eye out for it!
>>28724542Your mom looks just like your sister. They look fairly nice. Why am I hearing voices now as I stare into your father's eye
>>28724597of course she's hot, this entire family is hot
>>28724612Oh god, you know things are bad when the voices in your head start hearing voices.
The true face of terror
>>28724672Rena will probably be SMITTEN when she sees him with ladyboners
>>28724600Okay, so end of the session? If so, I'll post the fics.
Rolled 3>>28724672Marauder is either a really good looking guy or the perfect trap.
>>28724542Uh oh. Your parents have become so worried about your erstwhile siblings, so they are now going to compensate by overparenting you.>>28724597M-MAD?
>>28724693YES YES YES YES
>>28724693>Slamming 4chan X's UPDATE NOW sxo fast I might break my mouse
>>28724693HURRY, WE'RE IN AUTODAGE
>>28724693Hello passengers, this is your reminder that the ara ara train has no brakes.http://pastebin.com/V3FmYbGYAnd a bonus fic!http://pastebin.com/bBN7C1tA
>>28724939So, thoughts? How did they turn out?
>>28725383I didn't see them until just now
>>28724939I think we all know who won the 'Best Character Ever Even In Fanfics How Dare You Disagree With Me I Will Destroy You' award.
>>28725383Most excellent. Hopiung for more Bridgette and some dating. ;3
>>28724542Say hi,Don't be shy!
>>28725434Man, it's not fair if you compete. Nobody else has a shot at winning then.
>>28725434Darn, but now all the fanfics have to be about her.