> Tuesday, September 17th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You yawn as you wake up to a new day of TANKS! Great, tank practice is today, but since school is out today there isn’t much else to do until then. Octavia’s handling most of the affairs regarding the play, but you can always call her later about that. You toss your covers off, revealing the fact that you haven’t changed out of your button down shirt and your little pink panties since last night. Not much reason to do so.You look down on the floor and see Kitten, lying down and working on one of her online courses.“Morning, Kitten,” you say.“Morning, Trudy,” she says back.Strange. Kitten doesn’t normally wake up at… you check the time. It’s 8 O’clock. Hm. Interesting. Oh well, at least give yourself the morning to relax and not worry about those little details. You pull out your little laptop. As you remember, it’s been a while since you’ve actually checked your email. Might be worth it to do so, so you do.> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!> International Tankery League: Congratulations!> Griselda: What’s up!
>>28676963>> International Tankery League: Congratulations!HAHA, TIME FOR TONKS
>>28676963>> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!
>>28676963This Thursday just got better! > International Tankery League: Congratulations!
>>28676963> International Tankery League: Congratulations!
>>28676963>http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqI thought we upgraded the churchill
>>28676963>Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!TIME TO GO SHOPPING LADS
> International Tankery League: Congratulations!Hello, Gertrude Pool! We from the International Tankery League would like to say that you are now eligible for the Internation Tankery League World Cup! Although your first match did indeed end with a loss, consider it a valuable learning experience. Do not let it dispirit you, and instead hold your head up high.Tankery is not about winning. It’s about feminity, growth, self-discipline, and the Way of the Tank!So allow us to cordially invite to the ITL Tank Meet which will be held on September 28th and September 29th in Bovington Camp, England. Your Principal has already arranged for special airlifts from USS Macon and USS Akron, along with a personal aircraft to transport you and your crews where you will stay in a nearby hotel.If you cannot attend, please inform us in advance.Remember, keep moving forward!> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!> Griselda: What’s up!
Friendly Reminder that the /u/-Boot is unsinkable.Just like the Bismarck!
>>28677239> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!>>28677251Please Don't start
>>28677239> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!What do you have for us this week Mac?
>>28677239Let's just go in sequence, we'll read them both anyways.
>>28677279>Please Don't startI'm not starting anything, I just demand that our votes on the matter are considered just as much as those who want to go "straight" (eugh)
>>28677239>Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!Did we place an order to convert the musseum tanks to comp. spec? If not then we should do so asap
So we probably want to turn the Bergepanzer into a STUG and give that to the Navy girls.Hooligans can get the Sentinel upgraded to ACIII version with the 25pndr, perhaps to be upgunned with the 17pndr at a later time. I don't trust them with the Panther.
>M26E1 Super Pershing (33,000) (Vintage)Only two in the world so far. Collector's item. Rare T54 90mm. Not Tankery Legal.Trolololol> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!
> Mr. Mishka: Fresh new tanks!Bright and early to you, Gertrude. Lisa brought in a fresh wishlist of five tanks along. A new T-34 Chasis also arrived for conversion which I can hold for the week if you want it.If you want anything done, let me know.> NEW TANKS AVAILABLETANKS 43M Zrínyi (10,000) (Comp. Spec.)Hungarian Assault gun. 105mm Howitzer. Reliable in a pinch if you can't get a Stug or something. Crew of Four KV-1 Model 1942 (21,000) (Comp. Spec.)Excellent Soviet heavy tank. Bit of a dead end on conversions however. 76.2mm ZIS-5. Panzer II Ausf. L "Luchs" (15,000) (Comp. Spec.)IT'S A LUCHS. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Carro Armato P40 (13,000) (Vintage)Italian "Heavy" tank. Crew of four. M26E1 Super Pershing (33,000) (Vintage)Only two in the world so far. Collector's item. Rare T54 90mm. Not Tankery Legal.> Anything you want done?
Rolled 2>>28677305I understand and totally agree but there is a time and place for that when the decision comes up
>>28677346Thank god I know nothing about tanks, otherwise this might be difficult
>>28677346> SENTINEL AC I (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Comp. Spec: 15,000 DollarsThis seems like the most pressing.
>>28677339Putting the convicts into an Australian tanks.Fucking amazing>>28677366Well even just going to the prom with our childhood friend was done without a clear majority, I don't want those who scream the loudest (figuratively speaking) to decide everything
>>28677305Your just making the rest of us look like faggots
>>28677346Upgrade the Sentinel to an ACIII and the Bergepanzer to a STUG.
>>28677346Better off upgrading current tanks like the sentinel and sticking a littlejohn on it for now if we can't get a 17 pdr.
Rolled 11>>28677346>> Griselda: What’s up!We con fix and do conversions after practice, let's finish the emails
>>28677346> Griselda: What’s up!move to the next email
>>28677346> BERGEPANZER III (COMPETITION SPEC)>- STUG III AUSF. E (7.5cm KwK 37 L/24): 9,000> PANZER IV AUSF. C. (COMPETITION SPEC)>PANZER IV AUSF. F1 (7.5 cm KwK 37 L/24): 5,000These two are must-haves.
Rolled 11>>28677391Let's do any converions after practice
>>28677346Upgrade the Sentinel. Nothing we can do with those tanks.
Random question (I'm somewhat behind on the threads, and this was mentioned by a friend): Why isn't the Super Pershing senshado legal? It was introduced before VJ day and saw service.
Rolled 12>>28677417We have practice today, let's do it after practice.
>>28677428The T54 gun mounted on the Super Pershing was a post-war design.I.E. Not Tankery legal.
>>28677439>Not Tankery legal.Just like the Goliath.You're no fun, Schteel
>>28677439So we aren't going to see M50 and M51 Super Shermans either.
>>28677439Not him and unrelated, but nice of you running a thread today. Why was your campus shut down? Not that I complaining.> Surprise tonks is best tonks
>>28677412Both of those have short, low-velocity guns. More upgrades would be in order immediately, if we want them to pierce anything better armoured at sane range.
What can I say? I’m a stickler for the rules.> FUCK IT, DO EVERYTHINGYou start typing up your email.Hey Mr. Mishka, thanks for dropping an email!I’d like for the Sentinel Tank to be restored as quick as you can. I’d also like for it be upgraded to a Sentinel AC III if at all possible.The Bergepanzer III as well if you could convert it to a StuG, that’d be great.Thanks for all of your hard work, Mr. Mishka!- GertrudeYou yawn, now that that’s out of the way. What does Griselda have to say?Hey Sis! Just dropping an email, letting you know we’re alright back in sunny DC! Dad’s actually got a raise in his job, which means MORE MONEY! HAHA! Of course, he’s still pressing me to keep volunteering at NOVA Tank Museum, which I don’t mind. Kinda wish it’d pay though.Anyway, hope your Tankery Program is doing alright! That tank I sent might not be the best thing on the market, but it’ll be something alright!Drop me an email okay?> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28677439It's legal, if my research is correct, the e1s were produced after june '45, and, according to the rules, tanks produced up until VJ day are allowed. Of course, these are *canon* rules, you could easily fluff something if you wished.
>>28677530If it's canon, then those are the rules.The Pershing itself is fine, the gun has to go though.
Again, I mean no disrespect, I'm just sayin'.
>>28677546I'm saying that the M26E1 w/ the T54 is senshado legal according to the rules, if I wasn't clear. Anyway, guess I'll vote to avoid shitting the thread up anymore: >Boast
In which pastebin is our current cash balance again? I can't find it.
>>28677526>boast a mighty boast that rivals all boasts that came before it
Rolled 3>>28677526>Will he do the upgrades after practice?Also which has priority first?We can only do one upgrade per day.
> BoastHey, Griselda. The Tankery Program is going SWIMMINGLY. We sold off our T28/T95 GMC (Sorry about that, I know you’d want to see one in person.) But in return, we now have a Panzer IV and a Sentinel tank! I have no idea what the fuck a Sentinel tank is but I’m sure it’s something! Leagues better than the GMC hopefully! As for you, keep volunteering at the NOVA, I’m sure once you grow up, you’ll not only have a job there, you’ll own the place.I just typed that and now I can’t stop laughing, I’m sorry.Anyway, enough jokes, me and Kitten are doing fine here on Lafayette. Can’t wait to see you attend here!- GertrudeYou stretch your arms upwards, letting the blood start to flow evenly as you begin fully waking up for the day. Kitten looks up at you and says, “Have a good night sleep?”You nod, “Sure! I know that since you’re by my bedside, you’ll scare the boogeyman away, Kitten.”Kitten simply rolls her eyes, but before she can return to her courses, a tap comes at your balcony door. You look over, and see who else but Ace Levy, apparently hanging off the edge. She smiles and waves.You head out onto the balcony, confused. “Ace? What are you doing here?”She shrugs. “Hanging out.”“Boo,” says someone below her. You look down, and sure enough, you see Dizzy and Red holding her up, with the Chaffee being the final support on the ground floor.Ace looks down. “Shut up, Red.”Red says, “Bite me.”Ace simply rolls her eyes. “How you doing, Gertrude?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28677663> Boast>Also any available upgrades for the church?
>>28677663>> Boast>>28677691We're making it a Mk IV. Personally, I wanna go full Black Prince.
>>28677663>BoastAll is well, making our tanks suck less.Also, we do even know what Griselda sent us? If we don't, when will we know?
>>28677724I thought we already upgraded it to a mk.Iv a while ago
>>28677505No, they're both upgrades to long 75s, the current IV we have is a short 75.
>>28677755Yeah, but it hasn't been completed yet.
>>28677772No, they are both short 75s. KwK40 L/43 would be the long gun.
>>28677724The Black Prince, if I recall, is a tank based off the Churchill but not a direct upgrade of one.But hey, since we can convert 38(t)s to Hetzers, no reason we can't upgrade our Churchills to Black Princes.
> Boast“Oh, everything’s well and fine on our front, Ace!” You lean back on the edge of the balcony, crossing your arms. “We got more tanks, and we’re starting to recruit more crews. I think we’re really getting somewhere.”Ace nods. “That’s awesome!” She snaps her finger. “However, that’s not why I’m here.”“Why are you here?”She quickly looks away from you, twiddling her thumbs together. “Uh… so you know, Eugene, right?”You raise an eyebrow. “Yeah? What of it?” You hear Ace mutter something. “Sorry, what? I didn’t catch that.”Dizzy says, “She wants you to set her and Ace up on a date for Homecoming.”Ace sighs and looks down at Dizzy. “I can do these things myself you know!”“Wait,” you say. “Why couldn’t you just call me?”Ace spreads her arms apart bombastically. “Can’t we have a little heart to heart on this? Tank girl to tank girl? Will you do it for me? Please?”> Y/N> Other
>>28677796Or KwK40 L/48, which was actually more widely used than L/43, now that I checked.
>>28677802>N Nobody goes after my man.
>>28677439Get it anyway.Sometimes you need to get stuff just because it's beautiful
>>28677802>YWhat, she can't just ask him out herself? Guess Ace doesn't always keep it cool.
>>28677802Y, but make sure she puts in her share of the effort, we can't do everythingSuddenly, the most controversial decision has arrived!
>>28677802> OtherYes, but with a huge 'you owe me' tacked on if anything comes of it.
>>28677802Sigh, the only guy we're interested in and the person we're indebted to likes him.
>>28677802We need some hardcore time to think this decision through. Ask Kitten too!
>>28677802>Y>“I can do these things myself you know!”dohohohoho
>>28677802"Well if you want to talk, then...."
>>28677802>N>N>NNOPE.MP4We play matchmaker, we'll end up falling in love with our client's match. It won't end well, trust me. I've read/watched enough romcoms to know how this will turn out.Nip this in the bud. Right fucking now. We can't risk this biting us in the ass come tournament season. We say yes, we're making a huge mistake.Plus, y'know, we also got them wet panties for Eugene, which will only complicate matters even further and make this even *more* of a potential clusterfuck of betrayal, miscommunications, mixed signals, and broken hearts.
>>28677886Hahaha! No time for TANKS!
>>28677802>YEh, it's just Eugene. He's only been in a quarter of a thread.
>>28677802Hes better off with someone closer
>>28677886We;re only hearing her out, no need to hit the panic button
>>28677802> Y, but check with Kitten first
>>28677802>She wants you to set him and Ace up to a date for HomecomingI think is what she's trying to say.>Y>>28677886>we'll end up falling in loveWe're well on our way there as it is. Also that Homecoming thing which we'll go with him.Set him up with someone else and we'll have an Ace owing us big time and the dude himself removed from premises.
>>28677919That's not a vote, by the way. Already voted
> Y“Sure, Ace. I can give Eugene a call or something when I get the time.” You snap your finger. “Or better yet, I can help you ask him out if that’s what you’re fancying.”Ace claps her hands together. “Excellent!” She slaps your back. “This’ll be great! I’ll make sure to repay this, I swear!”You giggle. “Oh, don’t worry about it, Ace. We girls gotta help each other, you know?”Ace nods. “Speaking of girls, is that your friend, Kitten in there?” She points to Kitten, still doing her coursework. You and Ace wave to her, and she waves back.“Yeah, why do you ask?”Ace shrugs. “Oh, it’s just… you know.”“… You think I’m gay don’t you?”[1/2]
>>28677989[2/2]Red says, “Yes.”Ace looks down at Red and says, “If you weren’t holding me up, I’d give you a few good licks, Red.” Ace looks back at you, matter-of-factly, and says, “Well you know, Gertrude, it’s just… so you aren’t gay?”You shake your head. “No. Not at all.”Dizzy says, “Maybe she’s bi.”You sigh. “You know, I think we can leave the issue of sexuality out of this. All I want to do is play with my 30-ton war machines in an incredibly harmless environment for my and everyone else’s amusement.”Ace nods. “Can’t argue with that.” She drops down onto the Chaffee, then looks up at you. “Take care, Gertrude.”You wave goodbye. “See you, Ace.”You walk back into your arm and lie back on the bed, groaning. You almost fall asleep until the Chaffee’s engine is started, then you hear it race out of the Sophomore dorms and fade off into the background.Anyway. Time to get ready and plan for the day. You got the afternoon before tank practice so it might be worth it to get something done.> "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!": Recruit crews> For Auld Lang Syne: Recruit the Ace Crew (1/5)> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play> Hasten the Homecoming: Prepare for Homecoming> Hang out with someone (Specify)> Other
>>28677932To me, this is setting off all sorts of alarm bells. Should be doing the same for you.Sure, I might be mashing the panic button pretty damn hard, but goddammit, saying yes will end up biting us in the ass regardless of whether or not it turns out well for Ace and Eugene.Am I the only forward thinker here in the thread?
>>28678007>Am I the only forward thinker here in the thread?You're an annoying tripfag with delusions of self-importance, for once
>>28678007Why would setting her up on a date with Eugene bite us in the ass?Please, I'd love to hear this.
>>28678006>Other Call Eugenie
>>28678007Quit crying bitchnigger
>>28678006>> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play
>>28678006This:>>28678025>Other >Call Eugene
>>28678006>Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall PlayWe promised, after all
>>28678006>> Hasten the Homecoming: Prepare for Homecoming
>>28678006>>28678025this: >Other >Call Eugenethen:> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play
>>28678006>Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall PlayThis is really necessary.
>>28678006> "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!": Recruit crews> For Auld Lang Syne: Recruit the Ace Crew (1/5)we have more tanks then crews, we need more crews!
>>28678006>> Hasten the Homecoming: Prepare for HomecomingI'm tired of every-day cute. I want HAPPENING cute.
>>28678006> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall PlayWe've neglected this for too long.>>28678007Gets Eugene a nice date and maybe relationship. I'm not seeing the bad side.Also>not seeing that GS is basically shutting down all romance over these last 2 updates.
>>28678006>Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play
>>28678060Let's go recruit the Otakus at long last
Wait we agreed to try and get Eugene to go with Ace, ....When he is already going with us?jesus /tg/
>>28678007Think of it this way, she said she'll pay us back for this, if he says no then nothing happens, if yes well there are plenty of other fish in the sea maybe he has friends.
>>28678024According to him, it's a common trope in romance.Girl has a friend. Another girl wants the first girl to set her up with the friend. After advertising this other girl and spending time with her friend, she herself starts falling for him. Cue catastrophic love triangle.>>28678085We can cancel ourselves.
>>28678082I'll figure out how my commander fired our Leopard's main gun with his ass that one time before the Otakus join our team>>28678085We agreed to go as friends
>>28678085It was a friend date anon. Admittedly having us set it up is kinda awkward but eh, other than that it's completely normal and unproblematic.
>>28678085We're just asking for her.
>>28678082The rest of us have agreed that we will recruit the Otakus sometime after we've recruited every last living thing on the ship. Please leave it alone.
>>28678105But... we control our character. We don't have to choose to engage in the catastrophic love-triangle.And We go to separate school ships. We can literally never even see him again.I don't understand.
>>28678006>"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!": Recruit crews>>28678024Let's say that things between Ace and Eugene don't go so hot. Come tournament season time, Ace will be holding a grudge against us for sending her on an abortion of a date. Worse yet, we may end with *dating him ourselves* which will make Ace want our head.Or, let's say that things heat up and suddenly we're playing third wheel as the girl who missed her chance at dating Mr. Right. Tournament season rolls around, we can't concentrate and our little flub will cost us a battle. One we *will* need to win to stay in. I'm telling you, this will only end in disaster.
>>28678108>I'll figure out how my commander fired our Leopard's main gun with his ass that one time before the Otakus join our team>fired our Leopard's main gun with his assWait, what?
>>28678146Your Fucking retarded
>>28678133I know. I'm just relaying what I think he's thinking.But we sure lost control of Gertrude that damned last thread. The bastard just swept her and Kitten off their feet.
>>28678146I think you're reading too much into this.If it doesn't work then it doesn't work. She can't blame us for that/
>>28678146Well, thanks for the explanation.Now I can safely dismiss you as an idiot.
>>28678146>I'm telling you, this will only end in disaster.That's what I told your mum 12 years and 9 month ago
>>28678132Anon pls, you're acting more delusional than the most delusional shipper in here (and that says a lot).>>28678133People are reading some weird-ass shit into things. Personally I believe this is GS's way of saying 'clearly you people can't be trusted to handle anything looking romantic based on all these arguments so here I'll basically give you unsubtle hints to leave it' with these last posts.
>>28678168Their attracted to him sure but the choice was ours when we accepted.so we're still in control.
>>28678184And I'd welcome this even as someone with a stake in things, rather have calm and cozy than more of these bitching arguments and stressful, not cozy at all threads with a chance of 'winning' at the end.
>>28678169Maybe I am, but every alarm bell is ringing inside my gut saying that setting Ace up with Eugene is a Bad Idea(tm) of the first fucking order.Then again, that's just me.
>>28678146>things between Ace and Eugene don't go so hotNot our fault.>we may end with *dating him ourselves*I trust we can pull out before this happens. Then again, last thread made me think we are indeed sailing towards the perfect storm.>we're playing third wheel as the girl who missed her chance at dating Mr. RightHe's not "Mr. Right", and if they do heat up we can, as above mentioned, pull out, feel glad for her and have her owe us a giant favor.
>>28678168That's not a good thing anon. One thing is IC shutting down a romance if you don't want it in your quest, which is fine, but the opposite and dictating this kind of character-reaction is stupid no matter what character it's towards.
>>28678160wish I could explain it but basically it was a night fire training. My heat vision equipment was failing and I was tinkering with that to get visual on the targets.My commander had taken over controlls but he needed to fix something with his own sights. So here's both of us working like lunatics to see and aim something both our hands occupied. To fire the gun you need at least one handsuddenly gun goes off, our loader gets the crap scared out of him and we have pissed of sergeant major asking us wtf we were doingto this day nobody knows what happened...
>>28678211>Then again, that's just me.Yeah, so shut the Fuck up
> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play> Call Eugene“Hey, Kitten, don’t be sad, but I’m setting up Eugene with Ace.”Kitten mockingly frowns. “Oh, I’m sad now that I won’t be able to have lots of violent unprotected sex with him and then let him-““Okay, yeah, yeah.” You quickly dial Eugene’s phone number, and after a few seconds, he answers.“Hey, Gertrude!”“Eugene! Hi! What’s up?”“Not much, just hanging out with a few friends of mine.” There’s some rustling in the background, but you can clearly hear Eugene say, “Everyone, say hello to Gertrude.”“Hi, Gertrude!” says several boys at once, probably five or six.“Anyway,” says Eugene. “What’s up with you?”“Not much. Actually, you know, you said you didn’t have a date for Homecoming?”“Sure did, I’m taking you and Kitten though.”“Actually, you know Ace Levy?”“Tankery Team Captain? Yeah, she has History and Moral Philosphy with me. Why?”“Well… maybe you should ask her out? She might be interested.”“Huh. Don’t think a girl like her would be interested in a guy like me.”“Oh, you’d be surprised. Anyway, give it a try, maybe she’ll say yes.”“Alright, whatever you say. Anyway, I gotta go, Gertrude. I’ll catch you at Homecoming, okay?”“Righto, see you!”[1/2]
Personally I disliked Eugene from the start because of the combo of >>28678230 and the stupid yet bizarrely overdone 'awkward bullied kid turns into super-awesome and attractive person after puberty' thing.
>>28678247[2/2]Right. Time for the play now.“Kitten, you’re coming with me!”Kitten sighs. “Does this have to do with tanks?”“No, but it has to do with the play.”Kitten stands up and yawns. “Fine. Let me get dressed.” She heads out of your dorm to get dressed into hers. As for you, you take a quick shower, get your hair all sorted and straight, and then get yourself dressed into that navy-blue button down shirt and black skirt. Time for Red Dawn: The Musical.You quickly give Octavia a call.“Hey, Octavia. Need any help with the play?”“Sure. Come pick me up at the Pharmacy. I’ll brief you when you get there.”Great. You head out the door and into the bright early Casablanca morning. You bask in the sunlight for a moment, then head down to Kitten’s dorm. You knock on her door. “Kitten! Let’s go!”“Yeah, yeah. One second.” She comes out all dressed out a fresh school uniform.“Not gonna wear that outfit Anna made you?”“No.”Well, at least she’s straight. Now what?> Head to Pharmacy> Get Breakfast> Other
>>28678268>> Head to PharmacyLet's not keep Octavia waiting.
>>28678268>> Get Breakfast
>>28678268> Get BreakfastGotta have food in your stomach!
>>28678268>Get BreakfastCan't direct a play on an empty stomach.
>>28678268>Head to Pharmacy>Get BreakfastLet's do both!
>>28678280What kind of work can be done without breakfast anon?! Sloppy work, that's what.
>>28678268>> Head to Pharmacy
>>28678280>>28678282>>28678284We can grab mcdonlads breakfest with her on the way to the play
>>28678268>> Head to PharmacyBreakfast is the least important meal of the day.
>>28678232Does "gun goes off if the crew starts palming around like if it didn't matter" count as a security risk?Because it should.I thought there was a safety mechanism like in small firearms that you have to disengage to actually fire the gun.
>>28678268> Head to Pharmacy
>>28678268>> Head to PharmacyGrab a snack their.
>>28678326there is on every piece of equipment you need to have your full hand around it to fire the main gun.yet somehow we managed to fire the gun without hands and our leading theorie remains the commanders ass.
>>28678366That's impressive. Wonder how they phrased that in the AAR.
> Get Breakfast> Head to PharmacyTime to grab some food on the go.You make a quick stop at McDonalds, grabbing yourself a sausage biscuit and some milk while Kitten simply takes a hash brown and her own bottle of milk as well. You eat as you walk there.“So, Kitten, sad that Eugene is no longer a romance option like in one of your video games like Mass Effect?”Kitten shrugs. “A bit. But I suppose I wouldn’t be good at long distance relationships anyway. I like them up close and personal.”You nod. “I totally agree with that.” You finish off your food and then wash it down with the milk. “Well, then, I think it’s safe to say that we’re no longer going to have our thoughts or actions derailed by the sudden intrusion of a male.”“You say this as if that’s a common occurrence,” says Kitten.“Maybe it is, Kitten. Maybe whenever there’s a strong group of females, someone thinks, ‘wait, this needs a guy,’ and then suddenly everything gets screwed right up!” You fume. “Hate when shows do that.”Kitten brightens up. “Speaking of shows, Crimson Skies is supposed to come out in October.”“OH I TOTALLY FORGOT!” You pull your hair. Oh god, Nathan Fillion as Nathan Zachary! You quickly consider running home and getting a new pair of panties.However, you arrive at the Pharmacy anyway, and inside you meet Octavia behind the counter.She greets you with a, “Hey, what’s up.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28678326It was the vengeful machine spirit firing towards France in impotent rage, obviously
>>28678385> PoliteGood morning, yes.
>>28678385>“Maybe it is, Kitten. Maybe whenever there’s a strong group of females, someone thinks, ‘wait, this needs a guy,’ and then suddenly everything gets screwed right up!” You fume. “Hate when shows do that.Oi!Boast
>>28678385>Crimson Skies movie>Nathan Fillion as Nathan Zachary FUCKING YES WHY ISN'T THIS ALREADY A THING>Polite with just a hint of a boastWhy today IS a good mornin'!
>>28678385>> PoliteI would watch the fuck out of that.
>>28678422>FUCKING YES WHY ISN'T THIS ALREADY A THINGThe world can be cruel anon...
>>28678385>Boast>had to search Crimson Skies on wikipediaI feel like a fucking retard.
>>28678454Too true. Too true... ;_;
>>28678463That's because you are.
> Polite“Oh, not much, Octavia. What about you?”Octavia shrugs. “Just helping my granddad out with the pharmacy.”As if on cue, a very old man walks out of the bank. “Octavia, finish cleaning the counter?” he asks.“Of course, Granddad.” Octavia motions to you and Kitten. “Granddad, this is Gertrude and Kitten. They’re in the Tankery Program.”Granddad nods, smiling. “Well, well! That’s very good for both of you. I know Tankery’s really becoming popular again!”You shrug. “Oh, we just thought we’d do it too you know? Figured we’d make women out of ourselves!”Granddad smiles even bigger. “Well! I expect great things from you then, Gertrude! Same with you, Kitten! Do your best out there!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28678504>> Polite"Y-you too, old man."
>>28678504>BoastBut of course!
>>28678504> Polite"We will."
>>28678504>PoliteHeh, that man. The Tiger Ace himself.
>>28678504>PoliteSo, do you have a date for prom night?
>>28678545Wait, a man?IN A TANK?What the fuck, let's not speak to these trans-queermosexuals
>>28678504> BoastOf course!
>>28678579Pretty sure wars are still fought with whatever manpower is available.
>>28678596Yeah, MANpower is needed for infantry.Tankery is girly girl business
>>28678579>>28678613That is the real Otto Carius dipshit. And nowhere in GuP does it say fighting wars in tanks is only done by women, just Senshado.
>>28678617>That is the real Otto Carius dipshit.Oh, really now? Thanks for telling me, genius, not like there is reverse-image search or anything.>And nowhere in GuP does it say fighting wars in tanks is only done by women, just SenshadoIt's heavily, heavily implied
>>28678579>>28678613No, no. Military allows men in tanks, Senshado doesn't.Ami Chouno just happens to be female and in the military. Even though (modern?) tanks are not that friendly to females...
> PoliteYou smile and nod to him. “I will, we all will! Thank you.”With that, Octavia bids farewell to his Granddad, then the three of you leave the Pharmacy. “So, Octavia,” you ask. “What do you need help with?”Octavia says, “Well. I was actually able to round up more actors, mostly guys from Theatre Arts. Not Roberta if you think that’s what it is.” Octavia points to Kitten. “I’ve casted her as the younger Eckert actually.”Kitten yelps. “What? I GOT CASTED!?”Octavia nods. “Yeah.”“WHY!?”“Because you were good.”Kitten strokes her hair, now apparently having something of a panic. “Oh god, oh god, going up on stage, that’s gonna kill me!”You shrug. “Oh, don’t beat yourself up, Kitten!” You pat her shoulder. “Anyway, Octavia. What do you need our help with?”“Oh, I just need some help with advertisement.” Octavia stops at a street corner. “Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to stand on this street corner, and just shout about the play to passing cars. Barkas will come by in a bit with some signs. Think you two can help with that?”> Y/N> Other
>>28678645Don't we have practice today?
>>28678645>> YOf course.
>>28678645>Other"How about we do that from our tanks and drive around the city? A girl with a sign can be missed, even ones as hot as us. A girl with a sign on a tank, though..."
>>28678645>> Y/NN, lets do something more productive, like cold calling student families.
>>28678645>Y"Uh, and this will be effective at anything other than making us look kinda weird, you think?"
>>28678675We have a couple hours to advertise, we're out of school. >>28678687Supporting THIS.
>>28678687>"How about we do that from our tanks and drive around the city? A girl with a sign can be missed, even ones as hot as us. A girl with a sign on a tank, though..."How this is not acknowledged as the only acceptable solution is beyond me.
>>28678645>YWhy don't we spice things up and parade around town (ship?) in a red army uniform?Would certainly cause more interest.Plus, if it's good enough for Le Queux, it will be good enough for us
>>28678645>>28678687This many times this
>>28678687Getting behind this one.
>>28678687We have a winner.
> Y“Sure, we can do that.”Octavia says, “Great!”…You ask, “How exactly do you advertise a High School play?”Octavia shrugs. “I figured you’d know.”You shrug back. “I’m a C-Average student.”Kitten says, “Why don’t we just hang the signs on our tanks and drive around?”Octavia beams. “Oh, that’s a good idea!” She snaps her fingers. “Alright then, I’ll call up Barkas, have her swing round to the Sports Warehouse. We can just do some driving around after Practice.”You nod, placing your hands on your hips. “Excellent!”…“So what do we do now?” asks Kitten.> Work> Goof off> Call someone to hang out (Specify)> Embark on a new subquest> Other
>>28678687Inb4 fines and gas fees. Public distubance.
>>28678802Talk to Kitten about our sexuality.
>>28678802>Find a man for homecoming.>Also a dress
>>28678811We drove the SOMUA S35 around. As long as we stay within speed limits we'll be fine irvine.
>>28678802>OtherImprove our history homework, we need that A+ dammit!
>>28678802> Good off
>>28678802Finish editing the report. Must make sure it's a grade material
>>28678802> Work history homework
>>28678802> Work on history report. Need that A+
>>28678802>> WorkEven if it is shore leave, we still need to work.
>>28678802>"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!": Recruit crewsHow about we visit Hanna in the Animation club?>History reportWe finished that last thread, if I recall.
>>28678889>We finished that last thread, if I recall.We half-assed it, a good teutsches Mädel doesn't half-ass things
>>28678915Missed that part. Work it is then.
>>28678915Eeeeeh, but it's history. We'd be better off consistently staying awake during math.
>>28678965Nigga did you just fucking diss history?I'm gonna fuck you up, I swear, white boi
> WorkYou put your fist into your palm. “I need to revise my history homework actually. That shit’s gotta be plus.”Octavia nods. “Alright, I’ll see you both at practice then.”With that, three of you go separate ways. You and Kitten head home back to your dorm. Sad really, you got all dressed out in your best (and only) casual outfit for nothing. Whatever though.You arrive back at your dorm, and once you’re inside, you quickly unbutton your shirt and let yourself breathe. Kitten meanwhile simply turns on the TV and starts watching some TV.Thus, you bring out your laptop and begin the soul-crushing ego destroying process of self-revision. You swear your heart sinks a little bit at each mistake, but you grind them out and pound them into dust.You finished just as Kitten says, “Hey, Trudy. Crimson Skies is on.”FUCK EVERYTHING, TIME FOR CRIMSON SKIES.You quickly roll onto your stomach and lie on your bed. Crimson Skies: The Animated Series as it’s more better known, is the animated adaptation of the videogame Crimson Skies by FASA Studio. You positively love every moment of it, the action, the adventure, the planes that shouldn’t exist but do.Plus, that movie adaptation releasing in October. That shit is gonna be cash.You get a phonecall in the middle though.“Nancy”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>28678983>AnswerNancy, you better have a damn good reason for interrupting CRIMSON SKIES. Because if you don't I am shutting off my phone until this week's episode is over.
>>28678983Crimson Skies animated series? Why must you torcher us so~!?> Answer
>>28678983>Answer'It better be happening Nancy.'
>>28678983> AnswerFuck Nancy, you're interrupting Crimson Skies? Better be important.
> Answer“Hey, Nancy, what’s up?”“Hey, Gertrude! How you doing?”“Pretty good, pretty good, watching Crimson Skies actually.”“Oh you are too? Did you see the episode where he and the Black Swan rescue Sparks?”“And they chalk up the plane of trapezing a ladder down to him on a moving train from a moving plane? YES I DID! HAHA!”“Oh yes, that was fun! Anyway. Called to let you know, I was organizing something for tomorrow for our Tankery crews.”“Really, what’s that?”“A pool party!”“Oh! Really?”“Really! I think people can appreciate a nice day in the pool. Especially with Winter coming up, we want to be able to soak up all the sun we can you know? The pool’s empty these days, so I think we can just about make it work. Think we can do it?”> POOL PARTY?> Y/N> Other
>>28679120>> YThis will raise morale.
>>28679120>YThere better be a barbeque.
>>28679120>Y>But try to find a way to keep it straight we're already pretty fucking gay.>Boys ~
>>28679120>YThere'd better be some cute guys~
>>28679120>pool party>swimsuits; some skimpy, some not so much but still leave little to the imagination>splashing about>suddenly some boys come over (in more ways than one)I want this to happen. SO FUCKING MUCH.Y. So very, very Y.
>>28679120>Ytime to oggle the girls.
>>28679120> POOL PARTY?>YEh, why not? Might also serve as a welcome party for our new crews. Well, as long as the Hall Monitors drop in to ruin it.
>>28679120>YNow to figure out how to fit the Sherman into a bathing suit
>>28679120>YGotta get a swimsuit and convince Kitten to do likewise.>>28679156>>28679172>>28679179Check the "for our Tankery crews" part.
>>28679120YGreat I can get kitten into a bikini...I'm not gay...
>>28679209Maybe they have some XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL ones.
>>28679211Doesn't mean we can't invite some guys.
>>28679211Boys ARE morale.You know those upperclass(wo)men need some love.
>>28679188Do you hate fun, anon? I mean, this *is* /tg/, Where Fun Goes to Die(TM) and all, but this is a golden opportunity for some grade A+ shenanigans. >>28679211Doesn't mean that some girls will try, anyway.
>>28679209Convert it to a DD Sherman? Okay, maybe just on the outside.
>>28679209>>28679225Sewing club can get one made up.The question is would it be wearing a two piece or boardshorts?
> Y“Sure, that sounds great, Nancy! Sun, water, maybe a bit of BBQ while you’re at it?”“Indeed! I think it’ll be great fun you know?”“Of course! Though… me and Kitten don’t own swimsuits.”“Ah, that’s a shame! Tell you what, after practice, we go shopping around for some, alright?”“Sounds great, Nancy. We’ll talk later!”“Okay, take care of yourself!”You hang up and return to your stories, your PULP ACTION HERO STORIES WITH NATHAN ZACHARY AND THE FORTUNE HUNTERS!Kitten looks over at you. “What’s this I hear about us not owning swimsuits?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28679156>>28679172>>28679228>>28679242>>28679245What the fuck is wrong with you guys are you straight or something?We have kitten
>>28679274> BoastMotherfuckin' tanning and swimming and BBQ!
>>28679274>BOAST"Pool party, baby. Sun, water, BBQ. Maybe some testosterone if we play our cards right.">>28679281Doesn't mean we can't explore our options~
>>28679281I think the straight men are rooting for KittenThere's a couple of old tankers hanging out here who just want girls and tanks (I'm not alone am I)and then there is faggots who want pool scenes with boys.
>>28679274>>28679274>boastWe're getting you and your C-cups into a bikini
>>28679274>Boast>after practiceBut alas, we have to do the play promotion thing. Perhaps after that?
>>28679274>Boast We are going to rectify that problem!Assuming we can squeeze that in between advertising around town for the play. Opportunity to invite Octavia at least.
>>28679306Hmm maybe if we could get a guy to share...
>>28679310I'm all for Kitten, but I'd take nothing at all if it meant people stop suggesting random dudes at pool-parties.
>>28679306>Maybe some testosterone if we play our cards rightFuck offYou don't like /u/, finebut don't try to desperately cram guys into everything, to prove how straight you are
>>28679345Is that satire, Anon, or are you really so unself-aware?Does that mean you've accepted how much of a faggot you are?
>>28679336Pic related:How a Prez and his crew should look like during a pool party
Save it for after the session, guys.
>>28679375While I agree both sides are obnoxious, wanting to romance established and much beloved character =! wanting to romance people we've never even met.
>>28679392You keep saying that, but there's always going to be arguments for what decisions we make.
>>28679345Funny thing is that I don't mind /u/. Except when it's being shoved down my throat so blatantly by folks like you. Ok, I can see where you'd be getting vibes of me trying to inject my fetish into yours. I get that. Truth is, I'm trying not to.Now, on the count of three, we'll both back off into our own little corners and let this issue drop, ok?
>>28679281>>28679310I actually agree with bringing boys. The tank crews are mostly straight, and they would appreciate it.Although I'm Kittensexual, myself.
>>28679423Arguments yes, but do they really need to be this uncivilized shit-flinging?>>28679419We can always romance nobody. Wasn't the point of the original material, shouldn't be the point of this.
> Boast“Well, Kitten, we are going to get you and your amazing rack into a nice swimsuit and we’re gonna have a nice little party at the pool tomorrow! How about that?”“I think you’re nuts.”You scoff. “Oh come on, Kitten! I mean, pool party! Free food! Free water to swim around in! FREE EVERYTHING! Plus, you know, you get the opportunity to tan!”“Okay, couple of things,” She raises a finger for each point, “One: I don’t look good in a swimsuit. Two: I don’t know how to swim. Three: I don’t look good tanned.”You however, respond with, “One: That’s your opinion, not everyone else’s. Two: I can teach you how to swim. Three: I’ve never actually seen you tanned but hell this’ll be the opportunity to see it.”Kitten pouts, crosses her arms. “Fine… just don’t make me wearing anything… risky.”“We’ll see when we go shopping tonight, okay?”You spend the rest of the afternoon in your dorm, eating lunch, watching some Crimson Skies. Kitten is still a little peeved that she has to go shopping for swimsuits, but hell, she’ll probably come around.Soon enough, it’s almost time for Tank practice. What shall you do now?> Find your staff> Head to the Sportsfield> Other
>>28679392>Save supporting arguments and discussion about decisions until after the decisions are made, guys.
>>28679376I sincerely doubt that Gert is that flat and that Kitten is that stacked.
>>28679476I agree, but that's actually why I find the stupid pool party shit annoying - I don't want to romance Kitten, but she's an established character that we interact with normally, so if some anons go bananas chatting about her then ah well. She still fits with the quest and I can just ignore them. On the other hand, random people at pool parties (whether male or female) should not be a romance option whatsoever, what the fuck.
>>28679490>> Head to the SportsfieldTIME FOR TANKS
>>28679490>> Head to the Sportsfield
>>28679490>Head to the Sportsfield
>>28679490> Head to the SportsfieldThey will be there.
>>28679490>Find your staff>Head to SportsfieldAvengers, Assemble!
>>28679490>Head to the Sportsfield>OtherGreet the new gals.
>>28679515What the fuck is all this romance stuff.have you never, you know, dated? Casually?There are more states of relationships than "married," and "alone."
>>28679515Romance options? MC just wants an eyeful. At least of these guys. Of a certain other guy...
>>28679490>Find your staff
>>28679555>>28679562Fuck off, sexual shit has no place in GuP quests no matter what side you're on. This quest should be cozy and fun, not pandering shit.Also>casual datingyeah, remember the last quest I was in where that happened. Psion Quest sure went well.
>>28679604I don't think you know what you're mad about anymore, darling Anon.The only reason I can think of that you'd be so adamantly against mancandy is that you're actually deeply uncomfortable with your own sexuality to the point where you can't even appropriately empathize with a teenage girl.
> Head to the SportsfieldYou and Kitten make off for the Sportsfield, with you having decided to switch out your casualware for your school uniform. You arrive at the Sportsfield in good time, and meet up with your various crews, including the new addition.“Hey, Dales. You made it!”The four Naval Studies Merchant kids greet you amicably. Dales says, “We’re ready for whatever tank you want us in!”You nod. “Righto.”You also spot Mr. Mishka and some Naval Studies Engineering students working on the stripped out chassis of the Panzer III. You greet him as well. “Ah! Gertrude! Good to see you, good to see you!” He motions over to the chassis. “Your soon to be StuG III.”You nod. “Thanks, Mr. Mishka.”“Of course! Say, if you need anything else, I’m here.”> Talk to your crew> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Hash out conversations with Mr. Mishka (Specify)> Other
>>28679648I'm bi actually, fap to both traps and decent-looking guys all the time. Doesn't mean I want any romance or sexuality in my relaxing GuP Quests, doubly so when it causes arguments (and yeah I'm perpetuating them now, but I actually haven't taken part in the previous ones since I sleep by the time sessions end so they'd still exist).
>>28679655>Talk to a cew (Naval Studies)
>>28679655> Talk to your crewLet's hear what's on their minds
>>28679448I just think kitten makes more sense than some random guy... I mean have you seen how we act with her?
>>28679685>Doesn't mean I want any romance or sexuality in my relaxing GuP QuestsYou are obviously talking about this one only, because the other one...Yeah, let's stop here.
>>28679703I can see your point. Still think this issue should be dropped.>>28679655>Talk to your crew>Talk to a crew (Wojek)>Mr. MishkaLet's get it all done.
>>28679655> Hash out conversations with Mr. Mishka (Long guns for the StuG and Panzer IV, and is it possible to get the non howitzer version of the 122 for the SU-122?)
>>28679741I still think mc should touch fluffy hair
>>28679655Talk to all of them, yes.
>>28679741I could easily avoid it from the start since male MC = guaranteed romance (doubly so given the plethora of SW quests setting examples previously), and not in the spirit of GuP anyway. I figured this one wouldn't have anything, at most an in-denial thing with Kitten that never really amounted to much, at least until the very end. And while yurifags were somewhat annoying, for a while we mostly got that, so this recent trend of both sides one-upping eachother on romance/sexuality shit is annoying.
> Talk to a crew (Team Liberty)“So, Dales, you ever drive a tank before?”Dales shrugs. “Only that ARV, for however short a time it was.”“Well,” you pat her shoulder. “You’ll learn quick. That’s how we women roll. Captain Dubois is an excellent instructor and she’ll make sure to take care of you if you’re in a pinch.”Dales nods. “Alright. Thanks, Gertrude. You know-“ Dales is interrupted by the arrival of O’Hara, O’Brian and five other students, you delinquents you assume. You recognize Luciano, and when she notices you she gives that look that says, “I know you, fuck you anyway.”O’Hara says to the delinquents, “Right. You lot play nice here and you won’t go back to the brig and you won’t get expelled for your disciplinary records.”They all mutter. O’Hara rolls her eyes. She looks over at you and says, “We’re here to guard them, just in case they try anything.”With that, Captain Dubois also arrives in the Sheridan. She turns out of the hatch and says, “Time for practice!”> Combat Theory> Maneuvering Practice> Gunnery Practice> Command Theory
>>28679864>> Combat Theory
>>28679864> Gunnery PracticePractice before theory, since tactics/command won't help much before they can actually move a tank. Figure Gunnery is a nice start.
>>28679864>Combat Theory>Maneuvering Practice>Gunnery Practice>Command TheoryWhy not all of them?
>>28679864>> Gunnery PracticeTeam Penal Legion would probably appreciate getting to blow things up more than a lecture on theory. Lets try to get them hooked sooner.
>>28679864> Maneuvering PracticeWe need to move better if we ever come up against something like that Chaffee again.
>>28679864> Maneuvering PracticeTank drifting and cover vs concealment lecture GO!
>>28679915That's a good point> Gunnery practice
>>28679864> Gunnery Practice
>>28679777>non howitzer version of the 122 for the SU-122?Can't. If you want a 122mm tank destroyer, you need an ISU-122, and for that you need an IS tank.>>28679864>Gunnery Practice>>28679887No time for all of them.
>>28679864>> Maneuvering Practice>> Gunnery Practice
>>28679864>> Gunnery PracticeLet's do it.
>>28679864>> Maneuvering Practiceq
> Gunnery Practice“Like always, I’ve set up some targets for you to shoot in the field! You may fire when ready!” says Captain Dubois.You’re turned out in the hatch of your Sherman. Again, there are cardboard targets set out in the sportsfield. “Nancy, you may fire when ready.” The 75mm fires, hitting its mark on the furthest edge of the Sportsfield. You whistle admirably. Nancy’s getting good at this. You look down at the Naval Studies Merchant and Delinquint teams. “So, you girls enjoy that?”Dales nods. “Incredible! What tanks do we get? What tanks are available?”As the delinquents mutter stuff about try-hards, you say, “Well, we’ve got the Panther, the Panzer IV, the Sentinel should be available for practice.”Luciano asks, “Do we get to pick our tanks or are you choosing for us?”> Let them choose> Assign their tanks (Specify)> Other
>>28680053>Let them choose
>>28680053>> Assign their tanks (Specify)Sentinel.
>>28680053>> Let them chooseThey'll know what tank is best for them when they see it.
>>28680053Let them choose.
>>28680053>Assign their tanks (Specify)The convicts get the Aussie tank, naturally
>>28680053Let em choose. I think they'd do well with the sentinel though
>>28680053> Let them chooseWhy not?
>>28680053>Let them chooseBut tell them the Panther's reserved.
>>28680053>> Assign their tanks (Specify)Delinquents get the Sentinel. Team Liberty gets the Panther.
>>28680053>Let them choose, but offer subtle suggestions that steer them towards which tanks play to their strengths the most.
>>28680111Could you stop being such a fag?
>>28680053>give them the Sentinel.On that note can we take the Littlejohn from the Churchill before it was updgraded and slap it on the Sentinel?
>>28680053>> Assign their tanks (Specify)Delinquents get the Australian Tank for maximum hilarity. Plus it might actuallly go with their strengths.
>>28679966>Can't. If you want a 122mm tank destroyer, you need an ISU-122, and for that you need an IS tank.Alright then. I guess we'll have to shoot for the KV-85 and the SU will have to go through some loops before we can have a turreted vehicle with a decent gun.>>28680053>Let them chooseIn terms of team size though, the Delinquents might go for the Panzer IV, while the Naval Merch might make do with the Sentinel or StuG later.We are gonna get the Sentinel upgraded at some point afterall, and it'll be too cramped with the 17pdr for 5 students.
> Let them choose“Well, I’m one for freedom of choice, this is an American school after all. Go ahead and pick!”The delinquents and the Merchants look at each other briefly. “Rock papers scissors.” Dales and Luciano say simultaneously.In the ensuing best of 3 match. Luciano won. Which means…Luciano says, “We’ll take the big tank then.”> DELIQUENTS ASSIGNED TO PANTHER AUSF. D (COMP. SPEC)Dales shrugs. “I suppose we’ll take the Sentinel tank then.”> TEAM LIBERTY ASSIGNED TO SENTINEL AC I (VINTAGE)You shrug. “Alright, Captain Dubois oughta get you all squared away then. Get to the tanks, they should all have manuals in them.”> Maneuvering Practice> Command Theory> Combat Theory
>>28680204>> Maneuvering PracticeBTW, we're gonna have to talk to the delinquents.
>>28680204Maneuvering and then combat. Command theory if there's time
>>28680204> Maneuvering Practice
>>28680204>> Maneuvering Practice
>>28680204>DELIQUENTS ASSIGNED TO PANTHER AUSF. D (COMP. SPEC)NOOOIt was reserved for the Aces.German craftsmanship should not be used by petty criminals and low-life
>>28680204Haha, this is a good hook to get Bolter on board.Luciano and her could go into a squabble on how to make the best use of the Panther.Anyway.>Maneuvering Practice
>>28680265What tank did the Aces used to use?
Wasn't Bolter in the brig too? We need to know these delinquents and the Naval Studies better.
>>28680265The aces come with their own tank when unlocked.
>>28680265Hey don't worry, we might get an asskicker like a comet or something.
>>28680291A Tiger I.
> Maneuvering Practice“Alright, Lisa, take us around those cones carefully. The other teams will follow us.”The Sherman edges forward slowly. Captain Dubois has laid out a small course laid out with cones. Slowly and steadily in a neat little column, the team starts moving forward.Except the Merchants and the Delinquents.Dales says over the radio, “Hey! Luciano, you gonna move anytime soon?”“How about you go eat a dick!” says Luciano. The Panther slinks a bit forward, then immediately reverses into the Sentinel tank.You sigh, rubbing the bridge of your nose as the Merchants and the Delinquents begin filling the radio with their incessant chatter. At least the rest of the column is moving forward nicely.> Take a break> Command Theory> Combat Theory
>>28680314Whoops, I fucked up.SorryTIGERGRUPPE!
>>28680265>>28680302This guy's got it. We get an Elite tank when we sink all five aces.
>>28680321>> Take a breakTalk to the delinquents.
>>28680321>> Take a breakAny more practice and they'll start getting into a fight.
>>28680321>> Take a break>> Command Theory
>>28680321> Take a breakThese ARE delinquents we're dealing with.
>>28680321> Take a breakTalk to the Delinquents
>>28680321> Take a breakLay down the law, the future of the school (with Kitten) is on the line.
>>28680330>>28680302Um, no. One of our tanks will get ELITE status for free if we get all 5 aces with us.A new tank won't magically appear when we get the ace crew.It has been explained a couple of times already.
>>28680405It hasn't, faggot. But go ahead, show us.
I should clarify. Whichever tank the Aces use will be Elited Free of charge, not a whole tank.Probably should’ve clarified that earlier.> Take a breakThe tanks are reassembled back in the Sports Warehouse. With that, you decide on giving a stern talking to the Delinquents.“You know guys. Part of Tankery isn’t just having the biggest gun, it’s about fun and teamwork.”Luciano shrugs. “Should we care?”“Yes. Because as O’Hara says, this is your last chance to redeem yourself, or…”O’Hara makes a throat slitting motion. “Expulsion,” she says.You can see some color drain from Luciano’s face, but her expression remains remarkably stern and pissed off. She crosses her arms and looks at you. “Well, we’ll learn, not because we want to though.”One of the girls you identified as Maya Lansky says, “Yeah. This Tankery stuff is stupid. I don’t know why they’re making us do it.”You roll your eyes. “Just please, you cross the line, you get kicked out, you’re done for. So at least try and humor me on this you guys.”They all mutter and shrug. Typical.> Command Theory> Combat Theory
>>28680435Combat theory, I think they'll enjoy it more
>>28680435>Combat TheoryI'm sure once they get to fire the gun a few times they'll turn around.
>>28680435> Combat TheoryProbably least boring.
>>28680435>> Combat Theory
>>28680435>Command TheoryThose delinquents must be brought in line!They ought to fear us more than the enemy!
>Assign Delinquents team a call-sign (Shtrafnoy)
>>28680554Sure, let's go full commissar on them. Then we can be caught completely off guard when they shoot us in the back.
>>28680435>Command Theorythen>Combat Theory>>28680554I read that in my head in the voice of the DoW: Winter Assault Commissar. I am now imagining Trudy in a full (non-slutty) Imperial Commissar uniform with a perpetual scowl on her face, one that looks like it always belonged there.Why does that turn me on so much, /tg/?
>>28680638>go full commissar on them>he doesn't know about Prussian drillmastersPlebs itt
> Combat TheoryCaptain Dubois has brought a special surprise, a real live Sherman Jumbo tank for combat practice.“Objective is simple. Knock it out.”Thus, all of your teams assemble in front of it.“Damn these shells are heavy!” yells one of the delinquents.“Shut up and load them!” yells Luciano back.With that, all of your tanks begin firing at the Jumbo. Since you’re aiming at the hull front, none of the shots penetrate, not even the Panther scores a killing blow, seeing as how they missed.“Nancy, try for the turret ring.”“Got it.”Ramirez loads in a new shell, and with that, you tell her to fire. The Sherman fires. The Shell hits the gun mantlet, bouncing right into the top armor and causing a knock out kill.“Good job!”“And with that, let’s wrap it up with Command Theory. Now, the Commander and the Driver pairing is of the upmost importance. The Commander must be the Driver’s eyes and ears, and the Driver must be the Commander’s legs.”The Delinquents look positively bored out of their minds, while everyone else is diligently taking notes on what to do. You as well are taking some notes down. Captain Dubois has taken out the whiteboard and has begun drawing out some diagrams for you all. Some detailing important tactical maneuvers.“Now, Gertrude, would you like to demonstrate something for us?”> TACTICAL MANEUVER AVAILABLE TO LEARN> Bootlegger’s Turn – Cost to learn: 2 CP> Quickly rotate your tank 180 degrees while moving forwards and in a narrow area, thus presenting your frontal armor to pursuing enemies, or allowing you to make a daring escape.> LEARN?> Y/N
>>28680694>> YWe're gonna need to learn everything to beat an Ace.
>>28680694Sounds real useful.>Y
>>28680694>YLet's expand our library of badass aces-in-the-hole maneuvers. Do it FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
>>28680694We're running outta points here.
>>28680694> YBut we gotta watch them points. Aren't we down to about 5 at this point?
>>28680694>YDoes it look something like this?
>>28680694>YBut let's actually use some tactical maneuvers next time, one that isn't ramming
>>28680735We refresh (some) CP with every tankery practice.As long as we don't schedule our matches too tight we should be ok.
Can we drift our tanks?
>>28680735Hopefully they can be replenished easily. Otherwise, we better start banking them like a motherfucking Jew.
> - 2 CP“… and that’s how you pull off the Bootlegger’s Turn.” You finish off drawing them diagram, showing explicitly how it can be used in various situations.Captain Dubois proudly nods. “Textbook.” She checks her watch. “Ah, I’m afraid that’s all the time we got for today, girls.” With that, everyone begins packing up. “We’ll meet again on Thursday, study hard.”You shake Dubois’ hand. “Thanks, Captain. You’ve been a real help.”“Of course, don’t mention it. It’s all you though,” she says. She taps her forehead. “You keep everything in here, you hear?”“I will!”> + 1 CPOctavia has already shown up and started hanging the signs off of your tanks. You meet up with her and say, “Hey, Octavia. Advertisements?”“Yep! Should be enough to get people’s attention at least.”You nod. “Great. Anyway, tomorrow we’re going to have a little pool party at the school’s swimming pool. Think you’d want to come?”She smiles. “Oh, I’ll be there!”“Great!”With that, you meet up with your crew as well. “Alright, girls. Where shall we go?”> Shopping> Showers> Other
>>28680826LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS
>>28680826Hit the showers, advertise while we shop.
>>28680826> ShowersSurely we weren't thinking of going shopping while filthy...
>>28680826>ShowersThink we'll find Bolter there again?
>>28680826>ShowersFreshen up real quick before we shop and advertise.
>>28680826>Showers>ShoppingLet's get squeaky clean first before we make our wallets/purses weep like abused red-headed stepchildren when daddy starts drinking.
>>28680826>> Showers>>28680854>>28680860I love you guys.
>>28677305I'm stationed on the /u/boat, but ultimately it comes down to Schteel, unless he decides that he wants a vote.
>>28680886Gotta hit those showers!
>>28680880Unlikely, but we might meet her on the road if she's doing deliveries.
>>28680909And then we can watch both sides samefag as hard as they possibly can
> ShowersYou let the hot shower refresh you after today’s somewhat frustrating practice. Nancy and Lisa meanwhile hash out stuff about the pool party, what food to bring, how big the pool is, life guards, etc. You begin washing Kitten’s hair.“Why are you washing my hair?” asks Kitten.“Because you won’t do it otherwise.”“True.”Lisa arches her back, groaning. “Man! Those clutches can be a pain to work!” She looks over at Ramirez. “Ramirez, how do you load those shells anyway? Aren’t they heavy?”Ramirez says, “Yes.”…Lisa rolls her eyes. “Okay then.”Nancy looks over at you. “Well, I suppose you’re excited for tomorrow then, President?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28680826>>28680826>OtherGive the delinquents a stern talking too.
>>28680958>BOASTFuck yeah tomorrow's gonna be awesome!
>>28680958>boastWe'll finally get to show off kitten in a swimsuit, life is good
>>28680958>BoastI want O'Hara as our lifeguard. This is non-negotiable.
>>28680958>life guardsShouldn't the Naval Studies kids know how to swim?Unless the old "the sailor that doesn't know how to swim will work as hard as humanly possible to make sure his boat stays afloat" thing applies.
>>28680959Without putting a towel on first We're the alpha bitch here!
>>28681037But...that's not how it works.You take THEIR towel away and then whip it at them and make 'em dance.
>>28681007But she wouldn't be able to save anyone other than ourselves, especially if it was mouth to mouth~
>>28681068WHAT DID YA SAY YA FECKING CUNT
> Boast“Of course I am. I get to relax, work out a bit, get to see you all in swimsuits. Hell, it’ll be a blast!” You look down at Kitten. “Ain’t that right, Kitten?”“No.”“Well, then,” you say, “I’ll say what I usually think when you say no to these kinds of situations. You’ll come around.”“Yeah, I’ll come around and laugh at you guys.”You roll your eyes. You look around the showers. All of your crews are present, making small chat, bathing, washing. Except for the Delinquents however. They must have went home early. Figures.> Talk to your crew> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Go Shopping> Other
>>28681100Talk to delinquents.
> Talk to a crew (Specify)NAVAL STUDIES
>>28681100>> Talk to your crewWe'd better keep an eye out on them delinquents, show them the light of goodness.
>>28681100>Talk to a crew (Naval Studies)They were interrupted last time.>>28681120They went home.
>>28681100>Talk to your crewWe are gonna go advertising later, so shopping might have to be a short affair.
>>28681100Naval StudiesTell them we'll put on the little john adaptor
>>28681193Oh yeah, girl, you put that Littlejohn right in me.
> Talk to a crew“So, you girls enjoy today’s practice?”Dales and the rest of the girls nod. “There were a few ups and downs, but overall I think we did pretty well. Seems like Tankery’s a bit more fun that we imagined it to be.”You shrug. “Yeah, it’s like that. Anyway, you guys study up and hit the books on tanks, that’s gonna be really important if you want to understand tanks as a whole.”One of the girls you identified as Waltraud Sittmann says, “Well, seeing as how we have to work eight hour shifts, on top of online classes, and doing Tankery. I don’t think we have much time to study ourselves.”You snap your finger. “Hey, you’ll get there.”They all shrug, apathetic. Eh, at least they seem fine about their chances.Your crew have all toweled up. “Hey, Gertrude. Ready to go?”> Y/N> Other
>>28681256> YLET'S SHOP.
>>28681286>> Yor talk to deliquents.I rather not upgrade the Setinel right away, comp.spec/lja first. and we'll focus on our other tanks
>>28681286>YSo, we're taking the Sherman with us? Kill two birds with one stone so to speak.
>>28681338I agree. I also think we should upgrade the Panther to a Jagd.
>>28681364Why a casemate tank? the Ausf A is better?
>>28681364Casemate tanks give us less flexibility overall, bad idea.
>>28681364Why the fuck would we want another fucking casemate tank?
>>28681286>Slap kittens ass.Yup!
>>28681364We cannot have a team of all tank destroyers. We will get fucked in urban fighting if we have to go on the offensive.
>>28681364Not right now. Or never. It's expensive and the crew is still inexperienced. We're better off working on the Soviet tanks first. Give those the big guns first.
> Y“Sure thing, girls.”All of you get dressed out and ready. Deciding to kill two birds with one stone, you decide to take the Sherman out, with those posters and stuff hanging off the sides and front of the hull. You stand turned out, Kitten sitting atop the turret next to you.Hopefully all of the cars that pass by you in the street pay attention to the signs and not the high school age girls driving the World War II vintage equipment.Thus, you arrive at a clothes store, not one like the Sewing Club’s, but it’s decently populated and well stocked with all the latest fashions and other things, including other stuff like pillows, perfume, and decorative vases.You don’t know why you’d need a decorative vase, but hell, just the idea of it.Thus, you all get to the swimsuit section.“Pick whichever you’d like, it’s on me!” says Nancy.You browse the latest wares. You don’t want some thing too small but nothing too conservative either. Something practical would suit you fine.> Two piece> One piece> Bikini> WETSUITS
>>28681499>> WETSUITSWHAT'S THIS
BikiniGet kitten a matching one
>>28681499>> WETSUITSHA HA TIME FOR SAS
>>28681499>> Two piece
>>28681499> Two piece
>>28681499>one piece Underrated, classy, and can still pull off sexy.
>>28681499>Two pieceOne piece covers too much, bikini too little.Wetsuits for OPERATORS, which we aren't.
>>28681499Some cute top and boy shorts.
>>28681499> Two pieceA bit more modest, but still fun enough.
>>28681499>One pieceShow off that toned physique and body lines.Also, I'm guessing Lisa and Nancy might grab some pillows and car fresheners for the tanks.
>>28681569Yes this but match it with Kitten's.
BikiniFor fuck sake guys why would we choose wetsuits...
>>28681499>One pieceWe are a good, Christian girl, not some slut
What's our 3 sizes? This matters for swimsuits
>>28681594HAHAHA! TIME FOR BLACK ICE!!
>>28681499>One PieceConservative, but sexy
>>28681605>saying christian like it's a good thing>2013>>28681600agreed match with kitten
> Two pieceHm. This blue two piece looks particularly cute. Comes in your size too. Excellent, you want this one. You look over at Kitten, “What do you think? This one look good?”Kitten shrugs. “Eh. I bet it’ll look good on you.”You pump your fist. “Excellent!” You toss it over your shoulder. “Now, time to find you something…”“Yeah, how about no.”“Yeah, how about yeah.”> Two piece> One piece> Bikini
>>28681682Seriously? No religious or anti-religious banter, please. Accept people have different beliefs than you. Even if you think they are wrong.
>>28681692>> BikiniDo it.
>>28681682>saying christian like it's a good thing>2013*tips Feldmütze*
>>28681692Be prepared to settle on the one piece, but make her try on the bikini anyway
>>28681692>> One piecePure angel as fuck. So cute~.
>>28681692> Two piece
>>28681692One pieceShe doesn't want anything risky
>>28681692>BikiniFlaunt that monumental body of yours.
>>28681692>Give Anna a call. Ask her what would look best on Kitten.She'll back us up on this.
>>28681682Shut the fuck up, the catholic church was the only institution in the western world to preserve knowledge, spread it, and even do research itself (See Jesuit orders).The official doctrine of the Catholic church to this very day is that science is the way to understand god's creation.Bet you didn't fucking know that you r/atheism fuck-upp
BikiniShow off that ammo rack
>>28681692>One pieceAt least don't turn her into an exhibitionistic slut
>>28681692>One pieceShe's already against the whole idea as it is. Let's not embarrass her further.
>>28681692>one pieceYou uncultured swines can't recognized the superiority of the one true swimsuit.
>>28681826>Let's not embarrass her further.Thats not how this works. We embarass the shit out of her, but we dont force her to wear anything she's not comfortable with to the party.
>giving the girl with a small chest a 2piece>giving the one with a largd chest a one pieceYou understand nothing
>>28681836*cough*Copernicus was a part of the Jesuits and his teachings were approved by the church*cough**get fucked*Galileo was an abrasive asshole about his finds and didn't provide the evidence needed to get his research approved, and instead of reminding the situation he went on to antagonize the church*you fuck*
> One piece“Hey, Kitten, how about this nice little one. It comes in black!”Kitten crosses her arms. “You say that as if it’s a good thing.”“It is!” You hold it up in front of her. “Looks like it’ll be a perfect fit. Come on, let’s go and try these o-”“No.”You sigh. “Come on!”“No.”You cross your arms, puffing your cheeks out and pouting at her. “Pweeease?”Kitten squints her eyes at you. “… god that’s cute.” She swipes the one piece from you. “Fine. Come on.”“Yay!”Thus, the two of you end up in the dressing rooms, stripping down. You exit in your intended two piece, and as you expected it fits you like a glove. You nod approvingly as you check yourself out in the mirror. “Kitten? You coming out?”“Yeah, yeah…” She slowly steps out, red as a tomato and looking incredibly pissed at you. “Go on. How is it?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28681867See, bikinis require a larger chest to work well. A regular two piece is fine. The one piece is more about kittens prudish sensibilities. In other words, a concession to make her more likely to go along with it.
>>28681897Hmm Nah bikini
>>28681897>> Boast I like it.
>>28681897>BoastTry not to drool.
>>28681897Lets try on some more... It's nice thoughBikini
>>28681897>Boast>But the girls are looking a little cramped>Better try on this two piece.
>>28682013Disgusting flat chest
>>28682039You shut your mouth
> Boast“Well, I would’ve preferred a bikini on you, Kitten. But I think you really pull off that one piece well.”Kitten sighs. “You think so?”You rustle her hair a touch. “I know so.”“Can I take this off now?”“Sure.”Kitten immediately runs back into the dressing room, causing you to giggle a bit. You head on back in and decide to change back out as well. With that done, you meet back up with Nancy, Lisa, and Ramirez.“Ooohh…” Nancy looks over the swimsuits. “Cute choices, you two!”You nod, your hands on your hips and with a smile on your face. “Thanks!”Lisa says, “Gotta say, Kitten, I didn’t think you’d go for something like this.”Kitten rolls her eyes. “Neither did I.”You look over at Nancy. “You guys buying anything else?”Nancy nods. “Figure I’d get myself an apron, plus maybe a nice one piece. I’m also picking up some towels, sun tan lotion, all that kinds of stuff.” She holds up a few bags worth of stuff. That definitely looks heavy.Ramirez holds up a First Aid Kit. “I’m also buying this.”Nancy, Lisa, and you look at Ramirez, confused. “Where’d you get that?” asks Lisa.“I don’t know.”You shrug. “Eh, let’s get these things bought then.You get the totals ringed up and soon, you and Kitten are now in possession of swimsuits. Where do you want to go now?> Dinner> Home> Other
>>28682046Zip up your pants
>>28682013>>28682039Come now gentlemen, there is room for breasts of all sizes here.
>>28682070>> HomeLet's have some fun with Kitten at her place.
>>28682070>> HomeGot some homework, bitches.
>>28682039u wot m8
>>28682070>OtherDrive around for dinner. Advertise Play.
>>28682070>HomeIMPROVE THAT HISTORY PAPEREVENFURTHERWE NEED THAT A+>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8
>>28682070> HomeHow much do we need to get an A+ on the history paper?
>>28682070HomeHey kitten do you want to try that on again?
>>28682070>> HomeHistory Reports are fun!
>>28682070> HomeAiming for that A+
HomeHey kitten... Do you think we should get a boy friend...
> Home“Girls, let’s head on home!”The Sherman roars as it moves the street down towards the Sophomore dorm. Lisa parks it neatly on the curb, then all of you dismount and head on back to your respective dorms. Kitten however, follows you back to your dorm.With that, you unclip your bra and jump back onto the bed. “Hey, Kitten! Why don’t you make me some dinner?”“How about you go fuck yourself?”“Rude.”Kitten sighs as she looks in your fridge and pulls out some instant noodles. Gotta survive on instant noodles.Anyway, you’ve already got done revising your homework. All that’s left is to goof off. You quickly throw off your blazer and turn on the TV. Ooooh, Commando Cody’s on.Kitten hands you a bowl of piping hot noodles. “Here you go, your majesty.”You take it gratefully, “Thanks, my humble servant.”Your cellphone rings.“Ace”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>28682278>> AnswerThis might be bad, prepare for the worst outcome.
>>28682278> AnswerOf course Eugene said yes. He'd have pissed off an ace tanker otherwise.Try to squeeze in a dance for Trudy and Kitten though, and Ace can have the rest of the night then.
>>28682377Nope, it's Aces date
>>28682377I'm fine for this/
> Answer“Hey, Ace, what’s up?”“He asked me out! I said yes! What did you do!?”“… I told him to ask you out.”“Good Christ on a bicycle, you’re good!”“Well, yeah.”“Oh this is so great! I can’t wait until Homecoming now! This is going to be so so so AWESOME! And I have you to thank for it!”“Oh, don’t mention it. We girls gotta help each other right?”“That’s right! Thank you so much!”“You’re welcome, Ace. See you.”“See you!”Kitten sits down on the bed next to you. “What was that about?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28682424>Pimping ain't easy.
>>28682424> Neutral"I helped Ace get a date with Eugene for Homecoming."
We might need to call Eugene again and ask him if he really wanted to go with us instead of Ace, and if he did we are really sorry.On the plus side, we could spend this week getting into middle school shenanigans with him instead of a date.
>>28682557Or we could not.
>>28682557He's a big boy, he should be able to figure it out. Besides, what would be a more delicious source of drama but to have him start coming on to us or Kitten at the dance.
>>28682557>Sorry for pimping you out but it was gonna get weird either way so I just said yes>sozAlthough I don't think Trudy and Eugene are likely to ever actually date. He's one of those "ones who got away," kind of characters.Chances are he'll introduce us t one of his friends. That's how high school movies work, right?
> Polite“Oh, I just helped Ace get a date with Eugene, nothing big.”Kitten nods. “Oh, that’s great. I bet they’d make a cute couple. Quiet, rational Eugene and bombastic somewhat hyper Ace.”You shrug. “Eh, at least it means we won’t have to fight over Eugene. Hate for our friendship to get marred because of some boy trouble.”Kitten punches you in the arm gently. “Oh, don’t be such a wuss. It’s not like a guy would break us up. We’re inseparable you and I.”“You really think so?”“I know so!” Kitten slurps up some noodles. “Anyway. I suppose that’s why people think we’re gay for each other.”“Yeah, that’s getting really annoying.”Kitten looks over at you. “Are you gay though?”“No!... bisexual maybe but not gay!”Kitten shrugs. “Alright then. I accept you for who you are, Gertrude.” She pecks you on the cheek, causing you to a blush a little. “You can be gay, straight, bi, trans, metro, or necro, I won’t care. You and I are friends.”You nod. “Friends.”> Work> Goof off> Talk with Kitten> Other
>>28682654>> Talk with KittenFriends...
>>28682654> Goof offAfter that it would be completely out of character not to mess with Kitten.
>>28682654>Talk with Kitten>We should probably try to find dates though, right?
>>28682654Talk with kittenPractice dance
>>28682654>Goof and talk with Kitten
>>28682654>> WorkThat History Paper
>>28682654>Talk with Kitten>OtherHow's your dance skills coming along?Better practice that for a bit.
>>28682686Second.The homo accusations might calm down.
>>28682654> Talk with Kitten
>>28682686Thirded.Maybe Eugene's got some friends? Or maybe Ace can do us a solid back?
>>28682686Sure let's go with this
>>28682654>> WorkGod damn we gotta work for that A
>>28682654> Work> Talk to Kitten
>>28682654>trans, metro or necroEhhhh, what?
>>28682654>> Work>> Talk with Kitten
> Talk with Kitten“Though, still, maybe we should find dates for the dance.”Kitten shrugs. “Eh, I’ll be happy going with you. It’s not like Homecoming really matters in the grand scheme of things, you know?”You shrug. “Maybe. But I’d like to wipe away my old reputation of being something of a bully, especially to other boys.” You remember that one time in Middle School. No boy would ever go near you or Kitten again. “Hell, just a casual date with one would be nice. It’s not like we’re getting married or anything!”“I agree fully.” Kitten slurps up some noodles, then says, “Maybe we can set you up with a date later. I hear Eugene has friends.”“Oh, they’re probably just a bunch of dumb jocks.”Kitten smirks. “Very good looking dumb jocks.”“… yeah that’s true.” You frown at her. “Goddamn it, why am I taking advice from you! You haven’t had a good relationship either?”Kitten crosses her arms. “Ha! I could get a boyfriend if I put my mind to it. Can you?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28682654Besides... We can just share!
>>28682859>Boasto-o-of course I can! But long distance! Excuses!
>>28682859For fucks sake
>>28682859> BoastIS THAT A CHALLENGE! IF SO I ACCEPT!
>>28682686Or we could just cut into the dance with Eugene for old times sake, then leave him and Ace for the last dance.If anyone invites Trudy, we could still oblige them even for a short while. Not like it'll be permanent since it's gonna be long distance.Then the rest of Homecoming would be spent goofing off with Kitten of course.>>28682859> BoastOh it is on, Ms. Carol Smith.
>>28682859>> NeutralMeh, probably not, given our success thus far.
>>28682859>> NeutralIt doesnt matter
>>28682859>> Boast"I'M NOT SURE!"
>>28682859>neutralit's too much trouble
>>28683012Boast"I am quietly confident that none would dare risk saying 'no'"
> Boast“Well, I’m a very busy girl. I don’t have time for boyfriends, though I could easily get one if I tried!”“Busy with what? Sleeping in class and goofing off on your homework?” You flick Kitten’s forehead, causing her to yelp a little. “Ow!”“Anyway, Kitten. I think we can both agree that we don’t have boyfriends and perhaps we should get some.”Kitten puts her bowl, as well as yours now that you’ve finished it. “Well, tell you what, you don’t have to get a boyfriend if I don’t have one.” She sits back down next to you, smirking. “We can both be lonely together. Sound fair?”“Sounds fair.” You pat her on the shoulder, yawning a little. “Goodness, I’m tired.” You lie back, groaning. “Kitten, sing me a song so I can go to sleep without any nightmares!”Kitten lies down besides you. “Fine.” She throws the covers over you, and then tucks you in. She flicks some hair out of your eyes. “Go ahead and go to sleep.”“I was serious about the song.”She rolls her eyes.“Come on! I sing to you all the time.”She sighs. “Fine.” She clears her throat, then begins singing.You are my sunshine, my only sunshine,You make me happy, when skies are grey,You’ll never know dear, how much I love you,Please don’t take my sunshine away…> END DAYSorry for ending a little early today, I just feel incredibly out of it, not to mention we're on page 10.I must say though, this storm around romance will stop once Homecoming is past. Romance isn't part of the GuP lifestyle. So, yeah, look forward to it.
>>28683116I Fucking hope so
>>28683116>romance will stop once Homecoming is past.Damn teenage hormones.Good run, Schteel.
>>28683116Still planning on the normal schedule for the weekend then?I hope it will. I'm indifferent to it either way, but it is causing a much bigger shitstorm than it really warrants.
>>28683116Thanks for running the thread