> Monday, September 16th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You wake up on Kitten’s bed, groaning a bit. An incoming text message roused you, indicating that today is tankwash day. Joy. You told Kitten that, and she appeared to be very unamused at the prospect of having to spend the entire day washing tanks. You’d be like her, however, whatever makes money makes money. However, before today, you decided to try and get your history presentation out of the way for the week.Here’s what you have so far. TheHuh.Well, at least you know the subject, a good hour or so of panic at the lack of time oughta get the rest out of you later. You place your history textbook aside and sit up, then try rousing Kitten.“Kitten, wake up. We gotta wash the tanks.”“Noo…” she groans, safe and snug under the bedsheets. “Go the fuck away...”“Now, Kitten. A good woman knows how to wash a tank.”“If that were true, we’d have men fighting over us.”“… Point. But that doesn’t excuse your sloth, it’s-“ You check the time, “- 7:00 O’clock and I say we’re waking up.” Her response to this is to simply ignore you. A devious idea forms in your head. You evilly grin as you say, “Don’t make me tickle you.”“… you wouldn’t dare.” You poke her in the side of her neck, causing her to squeak in forced amusement. “No!”[1/2]
>>28619384[2/2]You pull the covers off of her then grab her wrists and force her arms down on the bed. She struggles against you as you straddle her. “Too late! Kitten! It’s time for you to face the monster that’s plagued my sister since the day she was born! THE TICKLE MONSTER!”“YOU FU- AHAHAHA!” You immediately begin tickling her sides, eliciting laughter out of her as she struggles to push you off. “NO! AHAHA! STOP STOP! I’LL GO! I’LL GO! YOU BITCH! AHAHA!”You back off, smirking. She breathes heavily as she lies underneath you. “There, now was that so hard?”“Ahahaa… go eat a dick.” She sits up and gently pushes you off.With that, the both of you get ready for the day, getting dressed up in your uniforms. Nancy texted you that she and the rest of the girls will be waiting up at the Sports Warehouse.So, where do you start?> Go to Sports Warehouse> Get breakfast> Other
>>28619392>> Get breakfastTHE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
>>28619392> Get breakfastAnd maybe potential sponsors.
>>28619392>> Get breakfast
> Get breakfast“Come on, Kitten, let’s get some breakfast.”“Are we going to Denny’s?”“Nah, everyone’s already waiting for us so we gotta get on the move.”And the only way you’re going to eat on the move is with a breakfast that’s light, compact, but filling.You need McDonalds.You bite on your sausage biscuit as you walk, while Kitten simply settles for a hash brown. It’s way too early for Kitten to give a shit about a decent meal, much less breakfast of all things. Kitten yawns after another bite of her hash brown. She says, “Can’t believe we have to go wash some tanks.”“Oh, come on Kitten. It builds character. Besides, you like cleaning!”“I do.” She shrugs. “Kind of.”“Then you’ll find cleaning tanks is no different.” You snap your finger. “Hell! If we do a good job, we’ll get paid a decent amount of money, and we’ll might be able to schmooze the owner to borrow one of their tanks.”“I suppose…” She says. “We aren’t going to have to wear bathing suits are we?”“Nah, just our gym suits.”“Okay, that’s fine.” She glares at you. “Just keep the hose pointed elsewhere.”“No promises.”“Anyway,” She says. “How’s that History Presentation of yours coming along?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28619603>> Neutralnot fantastic
>>28619392>“Ahahaa… go eat a dick.” She sits up and gently pushes you off.Made me snort.
>>28619603>boast>In the preparatory stage
>>28619603> NeutralWell, let's all ignore that for now and read the newspaper. Maybe they have some good news.Unlikely.
> Neutral“Oh, going smoothly, Kitten. I’ve already got the content,” you tap your forehead, “in here.”She nods, rolling her eyes as she does so. “Sure. Likely story.”“Hey!” You frown. “I can do academic work! I got on an Academyship after all! I’m a Student Council President too! That at least requires a C-average.”“Everything requires a C-average to some extent, Trudy.” Kitten shrugs. “But I won’t hurt your ego anymore.”You puff your cheeks, pouting. “You’ve already upset me. I’m sooooooo mad right now.”She pokes one of your cheeks, causing you to blow air. “Well, I’m sorry then, Trudy.”You arrive at the Sports Warehouse, and meet all of your crews lounging around, clad in their gym uniforms. Nancy pops up and hands you and Kitten a uniform as well. “Get changed!” she says. “We gotta be at the loading platform early if we want to beat the traffic!”The two of you retreat behind your Sherman and then quickly change into the gym shorts and white shirt.What do you do?> Mount up and let’s go> Talk to your staff> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Other
>>28619744>> Mount up and let’s go
>>28619744> Mount up and let’s goPlenty of time to talk while washing really.
>>28619744>OtherWe should ask ALL of them what they thing about letting those delinquents join our tankery club.
> Mount up and let’s go“Alright, everyone! Saddle up!”Everyone mounts their tanks and, with your Sherman leading, exit the Sports Warehouse and get onto the road.You sit in the Commander’s seat. “You know where we’re going, Lisa?”Lisa nods as she keeps her eyes on the road. “Yep! Nancy gave me the directions. I’ll get us there in no time.”“The museum’s got quite the collection of tanks,” says Nancy. “I hear it’s got a few on loan from Kubinka Tank Museum like the Sturer Emil!”You nod. “That sounds lovely, Nancy.”Nancy snaps her finger, realizing something. “Oh yeah. Pinkerton called me, said you allowed for some people to join us. Are they gonna be any trouble?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>no bikini tank washingYou all dissapoint me.
>>28619886> Polte"Truth be told, they might."
>>28619899Further proof that Anzu is the supirior Prez
>>28619886>> PoliteMaybe, probably even. But we need bodies.
>>28619886> NeutralProbably.But we can always kick them out if it's really necessary.
>>28619886>BoastWhen has giving delinquent and/or ne'er-do-wells tanks and training in operating tanks ever been a bad idea?
>>28619886> PoliteClass of Unladylike Tank Warfare is a go!
>>28619886> PoliteThis will end poorly for us.
> Polite“Hey, I’m sure they won’t be that much trouble. I like to believe in the best of everyone before I actually meet them. It’s not like they’re going to sell one of our tanks on eBay.”Kitten says, “But what if they do?”“Then we’ll kick them out, sort everything else out.” There’s a loud clunk as the Sherman boards the loading platform. You continue with, “Anyway, we’ll meet ‘em at Practice tomorrow. We can judge them there. Maybe they’ll be some poor misunderstood souls like in Stand and Deliver or Freedom Writers!”Lisa shrugs. “I suppose. But enough about delinquents, you all ready for the tankwash?”Nancy nods. “Of course I am!”Ramirez says, “I’m wearing my bathing suit underneath.”“That reminds me,” you say. “Me and Kitten don’t actually own bathing suits at the moment.”Nancy chuckles. “Well, once this is over, maybe we can visit the Sewing Club, see if they have anything in your sizes.”You pat Nancy’s shoulder, smiling. You then turn out and see the Loading platform, filled with your tanks but not much else. Everyone’s already in Casablanca at this point.“Hey! You Gertrude Pool?” You look down, and see a Naval Studies Merchant student, that same one that told you about Storage G actually. She’s with three other students.You nod. “That’s me.”She nods back. “Francis Dales,” she introduces. “We wanted to offer our services to the Tankery Program. As a crew.”> NAVAL STUDIES MERCHANT OFFERS THEIR SERVICES> Y/N?
>>28620050> YFinally, sane people!
>>28620050> YThat was sudden.
>>28620050>NAVAL STUDIES MERCHANT>YThe chosen people join our ranks!
>>28620050>YNot that we don't appreciate it, but what gives?
>>28620050Wait a sec, do we even have enough tonks?I think the only ones that are vacant at the moment are the panther and the super-heavy-yank-tank
>>28620050DAMN RIGHT WE GET THEM OVER
>>28620050YGuys, these aren't the Engineering ones either, this is an entirely new crew.
>>28620094Probably our recent match with Heinlein.God, with all these people joining us I hope next week's tank selection is good.
>>28620050You haven't updated the pastebin Schteel. Just saying.
>>28620101We're getting one from sis too
> Y“Sure, we can take you on. Would you mind coming tomorrow for Practice?”They all nod. Dales says, “Sure thing!”You ask, “Not to seem nosy or anything, but what made you want to join Tankery anyway?”One of them says, “We saw you fight Heinlein, plus the whole Storage G incident. We all thought this Tankery thing would be loads of fun!”You nod. “It is!”Dales says, “Anyway, don’t want to take up too much of your time! We’ll see you at practice!”> CREW UNLOCKED> NAVAL STUDIES MERCHANT> CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: TEAM LIBERTYWith that, the Naval Studies Merchant kids leave, and the loading platform begins sliding out towards the cargo tower. You look out and see Heinlein is still there. You STILL can’t get over huge that ship is. 17 kilometers is a lot to take in.Oh well, gonna be a bit of a wait before you’re down.> Talk to Kitten> Talk to Ramirez> Talk to Nancy> Talk to Lisa> Other
>>28620198>> Talk to KittenKitten, we need more tonks.
>>28620162Well, all we know about that one is that it has a turret and is apparently so shit that even the museum doesn't want it anymore.
>>28620198Talk to kitten
>>28620198> Talk to Lisa"Think we can squeeze in a tank purchase after upgrades on the KV and the SU on our current budget?"
>>28620198>Talk to Kitten[x] Touch fluffy hair
>>28620212tfw its a fucking Cromwell maybe a Comet or even a Centurion MkI or something.either of those would be a good vehicle
>>28620198>> Talk to KittenMan, wonder how long it's gonna take to wash all the tanks...
>>28620279>Early war Brit tanks>GoodChoose one
>>28620299Good thing we're talking LATE war Brit tanks, then.Pleb.
>>28620299Cromwell and Comet we could use.Hell, we decided last thread that we could use whatever the crap our sister is sending us and it's likely a Chi-ha with a 47 of a Chi-he.
>>28620310How do you even know that shit?Tanks are for girls, you goin' fruity on me son?
As an aside, even if we don't get Hanna and the Animation club as a team, it'd be great fun to see the animated adventures of the tonks Shining Time Station style. Bergepanzer as pic related.[spoiler[I'm a terrible person[/spoiler]
>>28620336>even if we don't get Hanna and the Animation club as a teamWe could always go ask the Otakus to join us if we are starved for crews
>>28620336dem tanks on the traingoddammit loading tanks on a train might've been one of the most shitty tankin duties but I miss it.
>>28620352I don't think Lisa would appreciate that
>>28620352Can we drop the Otakus forever?Please?
> Talk to KittenYou bend down past Nancy and towards Kitten. “Hey, Kitten. Ready for some tank washing?”She shrugs, leaning back. “Eh, I guess. How many tanks are we washing anyway?”“Well, I figure we have our tanks here that need some fixing up after the battle. Not to mention Principal Tennyson said they had around 30 or so tanks lined up for cleaning.”She groans at the word “30”. You reach down and pat her head.The loading is complete, and soon you’re off and away into the Marina and then into the city. The traffic is surprisingly light for one of Morocco’s busiest cities, but you’re not gonna complain. That means you’re going to get to the tank museum faster.And boy, did you get there. The Museum looks a bit like a large plane hanger. You pull in and pass the M4A3E2 Sherman Jumbo and the Panzer IV Ausf. H gate guardians. The hangar’s doors are open, and you pull up inside. You’re met by the museum curators, a couple of security guards, and the museum owner.You drop down from the M4 Sherman, and the museum owner offers his hand. He doesn’t look like a Moroccan, more of a young man actually, and once he starts speaking, you can clearly tell his ancestry.“Antoine Bethouart.” He offers his hand, smiling. “I own the place.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28620383> PolitePleasure to meet you.
>>28620371Every thread until you like it
>>28620365> LisaDon't you mean Nancy?>>28620383> Polite
>>28620415No.We have the delinquents now, one charity project at a time.
>>28620421Yeah, I did
>>28620415we are never going to have them join
>>28620451Says you, I don't like that sort of fatalism
>>28620487Man, we haven't even spoken a single word with them, how about actually giving them a chance instead of rejecting them straight away because "lol they said they were odd xD"If they turn out to be annoying fucktards, fine, rejected, but at least give them a chance
> Polite“I’m Gertrude Pool. It’s nice to make your acquaintance, Mr. Bethouart.” You shake his hand.“Well, well,” he looks over at your selection of tanks. “So this is the line up that almost beat Robert A. Heinlein.”You shrug. “Oh, well, yeah.”He laughs. “Well then! Nice to know I’m working with seasoned tankers then!”You shift your eyes. “Yeah. Seasoned.”“Anyway,” he says. “We got your soap, water, hoses, all kinds of things you need to wash these tanks. Tracks are also disassembled for easy cleaning too, we’d like for you to put them back together when you’re done with them. Otherwise, feel free to take your time, museum’s closed for today anyway.”You nod. “Alright, we’ll get right to Mr. Bethouart.”“I expect you too. I’ll be here if you need me.”You and your staff look at the line up of 30 tanks. All kinds of German, American, British, and a few Soviet tanks. You can even see some tanks you don’t recognize as well.Welp. Time to get to work.> Wash a tank> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Admire some tanks> Ask Mr. Bethouart a Question> Other
>>28620457It's called 'determination', you otaku-sympathizing fuckwit
>>28620505>> Wash a tankLET'S GET TO WORK.
>>28620515>otaku-sympathizinYou do realize that you are on the 4-Chins, right?
>>28620505>> Wash a tank>>28620503They traumatized one of our friends. We have no reason to. Maybe it is a dick move, but between all the other stuff we don't have time for them.
>>28620383> Driving tanks into the town> Imagine taking the GMC
>>28620505>Was a tanktime to get cleaning so the tanks don't end up like pic related
>>28620530Ask me how many fucks I give
>>28620505Wash those tanks and admire the other girls wet soapy bodies
>>28620544How many fucks do you give?
>>28620505> Wash a tank
Alright people, stop feeding the Otaku troll.
>>28620505> Wash a tankSet up a system and a contest.
>>28620505> Wash a tankwork to do! we can talk to her afterword
>>28620505> Wash the tanks> Try not to day dream about commanding a massive column of armor, from the front, naturally> Further attempt not to imagine crushing the pride of seasoned tankers from other schools beneath your mighty treads> Fail miserably
>>28620554Not very many, as it turns out.
>>28620623Shame, but I appreciate your honesty
>>28620589Did it make it?
>>28620634Not a bit.
> Wash a tankWithout much direction, you decide to get started on the biggest tank you can find.“Jesus, look at the barrel on that thing,” says Kitten.Mr. Bethouart chuckles. “Like it? It’s on loan from Kubinka. I gotta return it in a couple of months, so savor it.”With that, he moves on, leaving you and your crew with a few buckets of water, a hose, and a lot of soap. You shrug. “Eh, let’s do this. Nancy, Ramirez, take the barrel. Lisa, the interior. Me and Kitten will take the hull.”With that, you take up and immediately fire it at Kitten.Kitten slaps the hose out of your hand. “AH! What the hell!?”“Sorry, couldn’t resist,” you say.With that, you immediately begin washing down the Sturer Emil, tough work, you’re only a fourth of the way past the hull and already you’re feeling sweat and grime get on your shirt. “Nancy, how are you doing?”Nancy looks enraptured by the barrel. “This caliber… it’s so big…”Figures.Kitten looks over at you. “Well then, Trudy, are you already feeling tired just from this one tank?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28620659>> BoastOf course not.
>>28620659> PoliteYes. Tired of not driving tanks.
>>28620659Boast. Gotta keep them in high spirits
>>28620634yea...i do this every episode. it's in my contract.>>28620659> Boastwe should put out a donation can/bucket that passer bys can drop in some cash as we work. i'm sure we're giving them quite a show. even if we don't mean too.
>>28620659>BoastARBEIT MACHT FREI
>>28620659> BoastI can take anything
>>28620659> BoastAs if! Hunger on the other hand.Also, remind Nancy that the 'tank' she's so enamoured in right now is open-topped and therefore not senshado legal.
>>28620198>17 km is a lot to take inThats what she said
> Boast“First thing’s first, Kitten. One: This is a tank destroyer. Two: I’m not tired at all. Haven’t even broken a-” A stream of water interrupts you. “OH YOU-“Kitten giggles as she holds the hose. “Now you know.”“Whatever.” You tug on your shirt collar. Now that you think about it, it might’ve been a good idea to wear a swimsuit underneath this thing. Nancy was right, wet underwear is NOT the best feeling.All of you get to work on scrubbing down every bit rust, grime, and dirt out of the Sturer Emil. You and Ramirez get to work on the tracks after she’s done with the barrel. Once the tracks were clean, you had to get them back together.AND FUCK THOSE THINGS WERE HEAVY.You arch your back, gritting your teeth at the exertion. You’re suddenly met with another burst of water from Kitten’s hose. “YOU-“ You quickly grab the hose out of Kitten’s hand then proceed to start hosing her down.“AH! YOU ASS!” She folds her arms over her chest, running circles around the Sturer Emil as you pursue. “Stop! People can see through my shirt!”“You brought this on yourself!”Oh well. At least the Sturer Emil’s clean.> Wash a tank> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Ask Mr. Bethouart a question> Other
>>28620794> Wash a tankGERTRUDE STRONK.
>>28620794Wash another tank
>>286207941 down, 29 to go
>>28620794> Wash a tank
>>28620794>> Wash a tankMORE.
>>28620794>> Wash a tank
>>28620794>wash a tonkDo we have to do this for all 30?What is the rest of the slaves, i mean crews, doing?
>>28620794>> OtherCheck the time, and look at the progress of the other teams.If all are okay, >>Wash a tank
>>28620794> Wash a tankMaybe we should start with light tanks first to finish most of them? Then move on to the heavier tanks with the help of the rest of the crews?
>>28620794> Wash a tankIt'll be over in no time!
>>28620794> Wash a tankKEEP WASHING! where is our other crews at? if kitty isn't working, ask her to go whip the other crews to get on washing as well.
>>28620794>Wash a tankfour tanks per team should see us done.LET GET TO IT.
> Wash a tankYou get to work on something you recognize. An M4A1 Sherman.“Right, same plan as before girls.”You all get washing the tank, and all other crews have already gotten done with their first tank and started on their second. One of the Freshmen girls idly plays her banjo for some uplifting music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFWGTSqpzNMYou stand atop the M4A1, taking it all in. This particular M4A1 has a 76mm gun, and that means an interesting new turret somewhat different from the turret on your Sherman.As Mr. Bethouart explains: “That turret is actually from the failed T23 line of tanks. They fitted it onto the Shermans when they couldn’t find a sufficient counterweight for the 76.”You learn something new every- You’re splashed again with water by Kitten.“KITTEN!”“TRUDY!” She sprays again with the hose. You drop down from the Sherman and steal the hose again. You then grab Kitten by the arm before she can run and start spraying her down. “AH! TRUDY! STOP! IT’S COLD!”“Too late! You should’ve thought that before you sprayed me!”> Wash another tank> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Ask Mr. Bethouart a question.> Other
>>28620971>> Wash another tank
>>28620971No time for love, Dr. Jones. We've tanks to wash
>>28620971>> Wash another tank>>Do something motivational if need be
>>28619899We're TOO PURE.
>>28620971> Wash another tank> Talk to a crew (Aviators)Say, how did the maiden flight of their plane go? I thought I heard them say it should've been during weekend.
>>28620971> Wash another tank>Talk to a crew (Aviators)PLANES
> Wash another tank> Talk to a crew (Specify)AVIATORS
>>28620971> Wash another tank> Talk to a crew (Aviators)
>>28620971>> Wash another tankFaster we get this done, the faster we can move on to other things
> Wash another tank> Talk to a crew (Team Bearcat)You scrub the Panzer IV Ausf. C’s turret with care. Right next door to you is Team Bearcat actually, so you decide to start up some casual conversation.“So, Marina, you girls having fun?”Marina nods, wringing her shirt of some water. You can just barely see the white bra coming out from her shirt. “Sure! It’s real hell of a thing!”Jenny says, “Kinda reminds me of volunteering at the Air and Space Museum in DC!”You nod. “Yep. Speaking of which, how’s that GeeBee of yours coming along?”Katya says, “Just a few more parts and a permit to fly around the Academyship and we should be dandy.”Your stomach growls. You check the time. 12 O’Clock. Damn. You hadn’t considered lunch.“Say,” says Lidya, “You think we’ll get any good money from Mr. Bethouart out of this?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28621119>> PoliteLet's not get hopes TOO high here.
>>2862111912 O'Clock?Time to pray our Angelus!We are devout catholics, right?
>>28621119>> BoastWith his tanks scrubbed clean and a perfect view of high school girls getting wet. I'll be he'll even give us a tip.
>>28621119>> BoastMore than enough money.
>>28621145>Catholics in DCFunny joke, Anon.
>>28621119> PoliteWe'll see. A tank loan is the least we can hope for.
>>28621194Get boned, secessionist
>>28621119> Boastwe gotta impress him with the cleaning.
> Boast“Of course he’ll give us a nice meaty reward for all we’re doing. Tankers look out for other tankers.”Marina shrugs. “Hey, as long as we’re paid with something. Wouldn’t want all this work to go to waste, you know?”“Of course, Marina,” you say. “Anyway, all of you keep working at it, and I assure you our reward will be worth it.”With that, they return to work. Now that you think about, you hadn’t asked Mr. Bethouart what kind of reward you were thinking of. Maybe you should ask him later about that. Hell, you could probably ask him now-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pIThe hell, was that a Dixie horn? You look over, and see the familiar sight of the M24 Chaffee, rolling into the museum. Turned out of the cupola is “Ace” Levy, and sitting on the turret or sub-commanders Dizzy and Red, and Octavia.The Chaffee stops in front of the Panzer IV. Ace looks over at you, grinning. “We heard there was a tankwash in town! Figured we’d get you girls lunch and a tank to wash!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28621288> BoastNot sure what boast does for this situation but let's go with that
>>28621288> Politewe hunger! i think my pics just influenced Germanschteel a bit
>>28621288> BoastSouthern cuisine then? Aw yes.
>>28621288Oh my god, now I'm imagining a orange chaffee doing shit from the movie. This needs to be a thing.
>>28621288> PoliteFine, we'll be your slaves!Better get a decent return for this.
>>28621288Challenge her to a tank wash competition. We'll beat her yet!,
>>28621288> PoliteThe girl gave us $20,000, fair is fair.
> Polite“Oh, thanks Ace! Yeah, there’s a real tankwash in town. You figure you want your tank washed and ready?”She nods. “Yep! I also brought in some lunch, courtesy of my good friend, ‘Madre’ Migliaccio.” She snaps her fingers and Dizzy and Red immediately bring out platters of piping hot pork ribs, with barbecue sauce, biscuits and cornbread, and a good amount of cheese. “That there’s Palmetto Cheese, straight from South Carolina. Got some soda, lemonade, and water in the cooler in the back for your crews as well if y’all’d like that.”You nod. “Yeah, thanks, Ace.” You quickly take a couple of ribs, some barbecue sauce, and a biscuit. “Really good timing too, felt a bit hungry.”She waves you off. “Figured so! Me and Octavia here figured we’d at least give you some sustenance while you work.” She looks over at all the tanks. “Y’all got some work to be done.”You nod. “Eh, first things first, lunch.”“Of course!”> Eat lunch> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Talk to Ace and Octavia> Other
>>28620971Ahhh, memories of the wash rack at basic, cleaning the M3 Bradleys off...Foot thick mud caked onto everything, even with wet weather gear on got completely fucking soaked...
>>28621514> Eat lunch> Talk to Ace and Octavia
>>28621514>> Talk to Ace and OctaviaNeed more tanks, not much money, what do?
>>28621514>> Talk to Ace and Octavia
>>28621514Lunch with ace
>>28621552> Eat lunch
>>28621514>> Talk to Ace and Octavia> Eat lunch
>>28621514>> Eat lunch>> Talk to Ace and Octavia
>>28621514> Eat lunch> Talk to Ace and OctaviaAsk if Ace can hook the crew up with some pleasant company for homecoming while we're at it
>>28621641We already have our date
>>28621520Crawling up under those bastards was a pain in the ass. Had to dig clay out of the tracks with our hands.>>28621514>lunchWe must feed!
>>28621677pls no yuri shit
>>28621677>>28621716Please don't start, save it till after the session
>>28621716You are late.
> Eat lunch> Talk to Ace and Octavia“So, Ace, Octavia, how do you two know each other?”The three of you sit on Ace’s Chaffee, idly eating the ribs and drinking some soda as you do. The rest of the crews have also secured lunch for a little impromptu lunch break. “Well,” says Octavia, “Ace and I were on the same Tankery team back in Middle School. She was one of the sub-commanders for the Tankery team actually.”You nod. “Cool.”Ace pumps her fist. “Those bastards didn’t know what hit them. They look at a Chaffee, they can’t tell if it’s a light tank or a medium, and when they finally figure it out, I’m tearing them a new asshole!”Octavia rolls her eyes. “Ace nearly beat our killcount before school was out.”“Hey,” says Ace, “I’ve got a killcount of at least 86 tanks now. I’m gonna beat your record one of these days. Before I graduate definitely!”Octavia simply chuckles at that. She looks over at you, “So, you going to go to Homecoming, Gertrude?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28621758> BoastOf course! Pres be representing.
>>28621758> PoliteI nothing else we gotta rub it in Fredendall's face that she can't by appearing.
>>28621758>PoliteAs it is, we're better off not going.
>>28621758>BoastWe already got a date, right Kitty?Uneingeschränkter /u/-Boot-Krieg now
>>28621835I fully support the /u/boat.
>>28621835>>28621863>>28621867Save it till after the session please.
> Boast“Oh, of course I’m going to Homecoming! What girl doesn’t?”Ace looks over at you. “Ya got a date?”“… well no. But I’ll get one, one of these days.”Octavia pats your shoulder sympathetically. “Hey, no shame in going alone or with friends. What matters is that you have fun, you know?”Ace nods. “Yeah! Admittedly though, I’m having some troubles myself,” Octavia slowly turns her head to Ace. “I got all kinds of guys asking me to Homecoming, and it’s a real hell of a thing trying to choose between all of them and… why are you staring at me like that, Octavia?”Octavia rolls her eyes. “Anyway, Gertrude. How’s the Tankery program rolling?”You shrug. “Going good. We’re getting some new crews on hand. My little sis is actually sending us a tank, won’t say what it is though. Been thinking on buying a wishlisting a tank at least.”Ace says, “You should buy something. Personally I’m a fan of the Swedish 38(t), can at least convert that into a Hetzer. It’ll cost a lot but it’ll make its bank definitely I declare.”Octavia nods. “Of course.”> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Get back to washing tanks> Other
>>28621987Also, check out Sodoko's boner
>>28621993Back to tankwashing
>>28621993>Talk to a crew (Rifle)Their morale is critically low.
>>28621993> Get back to washing tanksWe have to finish!
>>28621993> Says they can't tell you what to buy> Tells you to buy the 38(t)jesus fuck
>>28621993> Get back to washing tanksand> Talk to a crew (Specify)the next crew we haven't spoken with and needs a morale boost
>>28621993> Get back to washing tanksListen to Ace, get the Swedish 38(t)
>>28622055That was a suggestion, man.
>>28621993>Talk to a crewCrew touchy-feely-Needlepoint
>>28622069i amend my vote to talk to this crew while we wash>>28622048Rifle crew needs morale badly!
>>28622083But not one but two elites and experienced tankers recommend the Tank. It is relatively cheap. Let's not jsut push this under the table and we need more tanks.
>>28622124We dont. We have 2 extra including the one being sent.
>>28622185So we need more crews, bringing us back to the fabled Otaku team..
>>28622205Are you including team hardass and team Naval studies we just got?
>>28622185we just got two teams
>>28622205Trudy doesn't really have any reason for seeking out the otakus. She'd be more inclined to ace the history assignment to bring the history girls and look into getting more of aces on board.
>>28622234Team Chain-gang and Team Greatest Ally get the Panther and the super-duper-Yankee-tank, if we buy an other tank we need a new crew, provided we even field the heavy piece of shit
> Get back to washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Team Minie)“Right everyone, finish up and let’s get back to work!”Everyone quickly finishes off their meals and begin returning to work. You thank Ace and Octavia for the meal then return to finishing off the Panzer IV.Team Minie is on a Panzer II next to you, so you strike up conversation. “Hey, Samantha, tiring work huh?”Samantha nods. “A bit! But I mean… LOOK AT THAT GUN OVER THERE!” She points over to the ISU-152-2 and it’s immense barrel. “That shit is ridiculous!”Ace says, “Yeah, the long barrel on the ISU-152-2 kinda caused a few problems, that’s why the Soviets didn’t adopt it.”Samantha scratches her chin. “Christ.” She looks over at you. “Anyway, all of us doing fine, don’t worry about it!”Natalya pops up from inside the Luchs, shirtless and completely exposing her white bra. “My shirt’s wet.”Megan says, “No shit.”> Continue washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Talk to Ace and Octavia> Take a break> Other
>>28622185We're saving the Panther, we're selling the GMC, all we have is the Bergepanzer and the tank our sister is bringing. Also this is the beginning of our shore leave and we already recruited two teams. Let's take their suggestions a bit more.
>>28622277>> Continue washing tanks
>>28622277>Talk to a crew (Freshmen)We haven't talked to them in a while.
>>28622283people have not agreed to sell the GMC yet just look to see how much we could get
>>28622243>to bring the history girlsMan, still disappointed in their lack of historic personae.>tfw no Fredericka the Great, who's an ultra tubo-dyke
>>28622277> Continue washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Freshmen)Sure, why not.
>>28622277Wash ALL tanks
>>28622277> Continue washing tanks> Talk to Ace and OctaviaTalk to Octavia about how the Hall Monitors were dropped on our laps to rehab them via tankery.Ask if Bolter is likely enough of a repeat offender to be bundled along with the other misfits.Ooohh, there's a nickname. Team Misfits.
>>28622344I like delinquent team more
>>28622311True, but the tank itself is not very useful, if we can get a very good price on it then we will most likely sell it>>28622344I kind of like team Penal Batallion, but yeah let's talk with them
>>28622395>True, but the tank itself is not very useful, if we can get a very good price on it then we will most likely sell itThat's debatable
>>28622395A very good price? There's only one T28/95. Any museum worth its salt will pay its weight in gold for it.
>>28622395well if we got it comp speced we could use it as a defence item to hold a fallback point and a ton of other things really the tanks comp is the only time super heavy's are useful. it could also be used as are counter to other super-heavys
> Continue washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Freshmen)“Hey, girls.” You take up another M4A1 Sherman next to the Freshmen girls, who are busy giving the wash down treatment to a Panzer 38(t)Cathy smiles. “Hey, Gertrude! Gotta say, thanks for letting us convert the Churchill!”You look over at the Churchill, now a Churchill IV. The hull howitzer has been removed in favor of a machine gun. However, you can now count on some better reliability from it. You nod approvingly at it.“Yeah,” you say. “It’s looking mighty fun, girls.”Tara says, “Hopefully we can keep getting more upgrades to it.”Ashleigh says, “I’d love if we can turn it into an AVRE. That’d be the shit.”“Would be expensive as all hell though,” says Tabitha.You chuckle, and you’re about to return to work when Mr. Bethouart appears. “Gertrude! I want to talk to you about possibly selling that T28/95 GMC you have in your inventory. Interested?”> Y/N?> Other
>>28622437Other then it's gun and some decent armor, it's just a piece of heavy artillery, If we could improve it's mobility then I'll reconsider it.
>>28622462No, if someone else wants it I want to keep it
>>28622462>> OtherDepends, what are we getting out of it?
>>28622462y may as well see what he is offering
>>28622462>YLet's see how much he's willing to pay also bring our accountant and Octavia for consultation.
>>28622462>YInterrested in possibly selling it to SOMEONE, yes. What's your offer?
>>28622462>ywith this too it>>28622497>>28622498if we do sell it, we need it to be at a good price.
>>28622462> OtherWell, here's the chance to ask the price, so ask away.Also...>AVRE>spigot mortar loaded externallyAshleigh, please.
>>28622563It also has zero worth in vehicle-vehicle combat.
> Y“Sure, what are you thinking, Mr. Bethouart?”Mr. Bethouart shrugs. “I’m looking at possibly 40,000 for the GMC. Plus, I was going to give you a tank, a Panzer IV Ausf. C to be precise, for free on top of 5,000 dollars for all your hard work today, I figured an additional tank of your choice between three at the end of the day would be a suitable fit.”You nod, scratching your chin. Sounds reasonable. Then again, you don’t study economics.So, what it’ll be?> SELL T28/95 GMC (VINTAGE)?> SELL FOR: 45,000 DOLLARS + PANZER IV AUSF. C (COMP. SPEC.) + ADDITIONAL TANK> Y/N?> Other
>>28622616>YGood deal. The GMC has a very niche roll and we need more good tanks.
>>28622616> OtherContract stipulation that the GMC won't be used for this year's World Tourney, and he has all of my yes.And if we want Tiger killing big guns, start investing in the Russian line of TDs.
>>28622616I want to have Octavia to give some consultation about the three tanks he's giving but >Y
>>28622465Heavy tank Suspension
>>28622616>YLooks like a great deal.>>28622670>TigerToo small. Think King Tigers, Maus or E-100s.
>>28622616>> YI figure we can upgrade the Ausf. C to like an F2 or H later.
>>28622616Hell Yes.The T28 isn't useful outside of a one-time ambush gun.
>>28622616> 40000> Panzer IV Ausf. CWay to low-ball Unless he throws in the ISU-152, he can go fuck himself
>>28622670I support this. No competition with that thing or no deal.
>>28622616other bring in are jew
>>28622728Plus another tank. So 45k + two tanks, in exchange for a nigh-uselessly slow assault gun.
>>28622765>>28622677Bring consultants for this
>>28622773Its strength isn't in pushing a fast attack, its strength is in providing a base of fire that nothing can beat from the front.
>>28622616>Ysweet deal to me.
>>28622728The T28 has no competitive value. A PzW IV is god-tier upgradeable.
>>28622811It's a bunker, with very limited fire arc. Last time I checked, Tankery is generally a mobile game...
> Y“You got a deal, Mr. Bethouart.” You shake his hand.> TANK UNLOCKED> PANZER IV AUSF. C (COMPETITION SPEC.)> + 45,000 DOLLARS“Excellent! I’ll have some guys come around pick up the GMC. We’ll have it put in the museum fast as lightning,” he says.You nod. “Thanks, Mr. Bethouart. You do this kind of business a lot?”He scoffs. “Oh, yes. Lots of Tankery teams lately been asking to buy some of my tanks for their Tankery programs, some selling off theirs to buy new ones, etcetera. It’s really very stressful, but profitable.”“Planning on selling the GMC?”“Maybe, I wouldn’t bet any sane team would buy that hunk of junk. I’m buying it because it’s huge and people like to see huge.” He points to the ISU-152-2. “Take that for example.”You chuckle. “Well, I imagine you’ll get all kinds of people drawn in to see the GMC at least. Could I see those tanks you were planning on giving me?”He nods. “Sure thing!” He leads you down the rows of tanks and points to three tanks. They look like fixer uppers, but they seem reliable. “Pick whichever one you want.”> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)> Crusader III (Vintage)> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)
>>28622929> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)> Crusader III (Vintage)> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)How disappointing
>>28622929> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)I fucking want it.
>>28622929>"Say, just out of curiosity, what would that BL-10-carrier cost if you were to sell it?"
>>28622929>> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)Solid tank.
>>28622929I have absolutely no idea what any of those are.
>>28622852> It's a bunker, with very limited fire arcYou just described literally every Casemate TD ever made.I hope you all have a plan when facing KTs and JTs that doesn't involve suicide rushing
>>28622929>T34Convert to SU-100.
>>28622929The Sentinel!> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)
>>28622929> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)where is sentinelfag now? but> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)seems a good choice for now.
>>28622985And you make it sound like every team ever will have those.
>>28622986Yes, and convert the SU-122 into the same.
>>28622929>> Sentinel AC IWe're already planning on converting the Su-152 into a t-34, let's get something different.
>>28622982An early war T-34 with a 76mm gun, a Cruiser tank that was replaced by the Cromwell in 1942, and an Australian tank that never saw action.The T-34 is the only real choice here, as it can be upgraded into a comp spec 34-85 and the Crusader didn't fare well against Tigers and upgraded PzIVs.
> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)Good Choice. Solid.> Crusader III (Vintage)I Like Crusaders, but that may not mean much. Probably the weakest option.> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)We could get it, comp spec it, and put a 17 lber on it later. I say this.
>>28622929> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)Whaddaya know. Just the one we were exactly planning to convert the SU into. 'Cept not being Comp Spec of course.I'd gone for the Sentinel otherwise, just so we can mount a 17 pounder on it later.
>>28622929>Sentinel AC I (Vintage)
>>28623001It is barely 10 AM in Aussieland right now, so probably asleep or otherwise doing something.>>28622929>> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)
>>28623027You mean SU-122. If we already had a SU-152, we'd be set
>>28622929> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)
>>28622929> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)I want the 17 pounder gun
>>28622929>> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)Let's go for a bit of fun above "MUST HAVE OPTIMAL!!" (And the T-34 feels like a very boring tank, as well as most likely being easier to get hold of)
>>28623031>>28622929By the way, voting> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)
>>2862306611AM actually.>Sentinel AC I (Vintage)Yes yes I know I'm biased. Whatever.
>>28623049Eh, as far as i interested with Sentinel, are we sure we could afford 17pdr conversion kit, or if that kit even available?If it yes for both then do it.
>>28622929Come on guys, we need more bang for our buck, We already have a casemate tank that can do that and an Aussie tank will be awesome later.
>>28623097I thought he was in Queensland or something. Either way, still morning by some standards.
>>28622975>>28622929Change this to a Sentinel vote, we already have a T-34 conversion waiting to happen.
>>28622929>> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)We can use our littlejohn adapter again
>>28622929>> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)
>>28622929>> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)Australians get no love, come on guys
>>28622929>> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)
>>28622929> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)I love this tank.
> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)“I’ll take the Sentinel tank.”Mr. Bethouart nods. “Ah, yes. Sentinel. Interesting choice.”> TANK UNLOCKED> SENTINEL AC I (VINTAGE)You nod. “Thanks again, Mr. Bethouart.”“My pleasure, always a fine thing to support the Tankery Programs. Especially one with as much promise as yours.” He pats your shoulder. “And tell you what, I’ll be sponsoring your team. I’ll drop with some periodic donations, just go out there and win, you hear?”You nod. “Won’t let you down.”> CASABLANCA ARMOR MUSEUM IS NOW SPONSORING YOU“Anyway, you got some more tanks to finish cleaning.” He checks the time. “I actually have an arrangement I should be at. Just let the Security guards know you’re done.” He walks off and says, “Goodbye, Gertrude.”“See you.”> Continue washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Talk to Ace and Octavia> Other
>>28622929> T-34/76 Model 1941 (Vintage)only real option
>>28622929> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)
>>28623179Lets hit those tanks up
>>28623179> Continue washing tanks> Talk to Ace and Octavia
>>28623179> Sentinel AC I (Vintage)Outback tank for the school outlaws eh?Alright, I can dig that. I'm not particularly choosy anyway.> Continue washing tanks> Talk to Ace and OctaviaJust repeating the suggestion about the delinquents and if Bolter is lumped along with them by the Hall Monitors.
>>28623179> Spray KittenShe's gotten the drop on Trude far too many times during this escapade.> Continue washing tanks
>>28623252How much to upgrade it to an AC III or AC IV?The 2-pounder seems a bit small
>>28623179Talk to Ace and Octavia, wash tanks.
>>28623269If anything we can equip it with a little john adapter until either they improve or if we have the time to upgrade.Now we don't have to buy the swedish panzer
>>28623269We don't know yet, but definitely need that 17 pounder.
>>28623269Slap an LJA on that sucker, enough penetration to shoot through the sides of most lower tier heavies
>>28623128Not Sentinalfag, but this quest is really cool for Ausbro's, since I'm also one, and its running when I wake up.
>>28623269Anyone else thinking of giving the bergepanzer to the naval students since they know how to operate it?
>>28622616The economy in this setting is so fucked.
>>28623347What does the bergepanzer chassis convert to again?
>>28623179> Continue washing tankslets finish this job> Talk to Ace and Octaviawe can talk while we work.
>>28623376Panzer 3 and a stug 3
>>28623376StuG IIIWe NEED to do this.I'd also like to make this our own tank. Because StuG Lyfe.
> Continue washing tanks> Talk to Ace and Octavia“Gotta make sure my little Marauder is nice and sparkling, Gertrude,” says Ace as you start washing down her Chaffee. You and your crew are busy washing down the tank, while Ace, Octavia, and her crew stand by and watch.“Say, you guys think I made the right choice?”Ace and Octavia shrug. Ace says, “I would’ve gotten the Crusader. It’s fast!”“That’s your default line of thinking, Ace,” says Octavia. “’It’s fast’.”“Well, that’s because speed is armor isn’t it?” says Ace.Octavia simply rolls her eyes at that. She says to you, “Anyway. I think you made the right choice selling that GMC for that kind of price. Better to be a museum piece than out there being a load on someone’s team.”You nod. “Well, there’s still a lot for me to learn about tanks, you know?”“Of course,” says Octavia.“You know, I was-“ You quickly dodge the incoming spray of water. “Holy shit! I dodged that.”Kitten stands there, dumbstruck. “Huh, didn’t think you’d dodge that.”“Did you think you’d dodge THIS!?” You quickly grab Kitten and shove her against the tank.“What are you- AHAHA! NO-“ You lift up her shirt just an inch to get at her sides, then you get to town on tickling the shit out of her. “NO! TRUDY! STOP! STOP! I’LL AHAHA I’LL STOP!”Ace and Octavia glance at each other, then back at you, busy in tickling Kitten to death.Ace asks, with a creeping blush on her face. “So… she’s not a lesbian right?”Octavia says, “We’ll never know.”> Continue washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Talk to your crew> Other
>>28623347It's not the same Naval Studies guys though. We got the Merchant team. The Engineering team is still busy.
>>28623366as if ours IRL isn't as bad, if not worse?
>>28623405Continue Playing with kitten. Breaktime
>stop fucking around and wash some tanks.We need to get this shit done. The less time on this, the more time for History assignment
>>28623405> Otherto ace and octavia: "Kitty is like a sister to me thank you very much."> Continue washing tanksandmight as well talk to our own crew unless that ends this thread. if so, talk to another crew we haven't gotten to yet.
>>28623405> Continue washing tanks> Talk to a crew (Specify) Poles>>28623414Oh, really. Well let's save the berge for the engineering students then
>>28623405> Continue washing tanksHopefully Kitten's learned her place. Or at least doesn't expect to spray Trude without risk.
>>28623405>Talk to your crew
>>28623488StuG is ours.Dont try to resist the StuG Lyfe.
>>28623405>Ace asks, with a creeping blush on her face. “So… she’s not a lesbian right?”>Octavia says, “We’ll never know.”2meta4me
>>28623513I'd much rather have a turret.
>>28623405Tell her not to be jealous, then wash tanks
>>28623513We are general sherman...with boobs. >>28623538Agreed
>>28623538Let the mooks use the turret to kill thingsWe have a more important jobThat is, commanding the mooks.
> Continue washing tanksYou wring some water out of your shirt then get to reassembling the now pristine tracks on Ace’s Chaffee. You check the time, 4:30. Eh, you can power through. With Ramirez nailing in the last track, the Chaffee is finished. You look down. The rest of your crew has been rather productive. There’s only a few tanks left to wash.With that, you get to work on possibly your last tank for the day, the Tiger I.“It’s huge!” says Lisa.“That gun!” says Nancy.You quickly look behind you, and see Kitten aiming the hose at you. You gesture for her to put it down, which she does, sheepishly.“Right, same plan as usual.”You and Kitten to work on scrubbing the hull. Kitten yawns loudly as she works. She looks over at you. “Think we’ve had a productive day, Trudy?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28623591> NeutralDamn history report.
>>28623513StuG Lyfe indeed my brother!
>>28623591> BoastMoney! Tonks! Team-spirit! Work-out! What haven't we gained today?
>>28623591> BoastOh yessiree. And the day's not even over yet!We got calls to make to other people to get more stuff done.
>>28623591> Boastthere is NOTHING we can't do if we try!
> Boast“Of course it’s a productive day! Really, we got some new tanks, some more money, I think we’ve gotten a lot done!” You look over at Ramirez in the turret hatch. “Don’t you agree, Ramirez?”“Sure,” she says.…“Anyway,” you say, tapping Kitten on the forehead. “Don’t be sad because you’re tired and you want to go home. We’re helping out the Tankery Program doing this?”She sits up, pulling on her shirt. “Really? Helping out the Tankery Program by being a walking wet t-shirt contest?”“Partially, yes.” You snap your finger. “But hey, you’ve got great tits, you should be proud of them.”Kitten rolls her eyes, a hint of a blush on her cheeks. Nancy pops up from the second hatch on the turret. “I do agree with the President! I think we’ve really done something today! You know, I actually talked with Ace, she’s looking on setting up some dates for me and Lisa!”You nod. “Cool! What about me and Kitten?”Nancy and Ramirez glance at each other. “Uh… aren’t you two going together?”“Well, as friends maybe. But I’d like a casual date.”Ramirez says, “Have you even gone out on a date, Pres?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28623733>> NeutralProbably not.
>>28623733>NeutralDo friend-dates with Kitten count?
>>28623733>as friends NahPolite
>>28623733> Neutraltime to be sheepy
> NeutralYou stutter on it. “W-Well no. I mean-“ you feel the heat rushing up to your face. GODDAMN IT, WHY, STOP. “I-… I’m not very popular with guys.” You twiddle your fingers.Nancy says, “Oh you poor thing. Why?”“Well, elementary school, I was kind of a bully. I beat up boys for their lunch money. Middle school wasn’t too much better too.”Nancy nods. “Ah. That would explain a lot actually.”Kitten says, “Yeah, me and Gertrude aren’t exactly what you’d call… wife material.”Lisa pops out of the radio operator hatch. “Surely you two have been on casual dates maybe?”You shake your head. “Nah, well, if you exclude little dates with Kitten.”Lisa shakes her head. “Tsk, tsk. You two are quite the thing. I don’t know how you’re going to survive Homecoming.”“Well,” you say, “maybe me and Kitten will just go together! As friends! And we’ll have a good time regardless of whether or not guys will be there!” You cross your arms, pouting.“… you still want guys to notice you though, right?” says Ramirez.“Yes.”> Continue washing the tank> Talk to your crew> Talk to a crew (Specify)> Other
>>28623885> Continue washing the tankTanky tanky time.
>>28623885>> Continue washing the tank>> Talk to your crews-s-s-shut up I like boys (I hope)[despair intensifies]
>>28623885>> Continue washing the tank> Talk to a crew (Specify) The Poles
>>28623885> Continue washing the tankNo more spaghetti, not yet.
>>28623885> Continue washing the tank> Talk to your crew>aren’t exactly what you’d call… wife material.Not exactly true in Kitten's case. She already got cleaning down pat.Now it's just a case of learning to cook something else besides instant stuff.
>>28623923She'll come out of homecoming straight if it kills her.Also, I could see Kitten becoming a great mother/wife. Sure, they would be more War Thunder than the average household, but that isn't a bad thing!
>>28623963Over my dead body
>>28623963>>28623979After the session please.
>>28623979>I find your terms acceptable
>>28623885>Attractive lesbians are a great way to get guys to notice you
>>28623963>>28623979Is bisexual an acceptable compromise?
>>28624059It is. "Look at those two hot girls together"
>>28623885> Continue washing the tankfinish the job!> Talk to a crew (Specify)what other crew we haven't talked to yet?>>28623923>>28623963my god, it's like "It's not my fault i'm not popular" anime protag in here. poor thing. QM! We need a male date for Gertrude STAT!!
>>28624079No.Kitten-sexual is though.
>>28624032Only if kitten end
>>28624092>Trudy as Tomoko
>>28624032>>28624059>>28624079>>28624090>>28624092>>28624102.>>28624112>>28624115After the session please.
>>28624112Ah Fuck. Meant for>>28624079
> Continue washing the tank> Talk to your crew“So, what guys did Ace hook up for you two?”Nancy says, “Oh, a couple of guys Ace knows in her History and Moral Philosophy class that couldn’t find any dates.”Lisa says, “Contrary to what you might think, they actually sound pretty cool. Mine’s actually going to Major in business then head into the Merchant Marine Academy.”You nod. “That sounds nice.”Nancy says, “If you want, you can ask Ace if there any guys available, I’m sure there are.”You wave her off. “Nah, if I’m going to get a guy. I will ask them myself.” You look over at Kitten too. “Kitten too.”“What?” Kitten stammers, flailing her hands about. “No no! I couldn’t ask a guy out! Hell, I can’t even TALK to a guy! Not since Middle School!”“Kitten, asking a guy out is simple!”“Well,” Kitten places her hands on her hips, glaring at you. “How come you haven’t asked one?”“Simple. Haven’t had the chance to.”The Sewing Club walks over to you. “We’re all done with the tanks,” says Anna. “And might I say, they’re looking absolutely pristine!”You look over at all the tanks, and as Anna says, all of them look as pristine as the day they rolled off the factories. You smile. That’s all your doing.You stand up. “Everyone! Gather around, it’s time for your daily rousing speech!” All the crews come together at the Tiger then wait patiently for your speech.> Pathos> Ethos> Logos
>>28624153> Pathosstick to what we are good at
>>28624153>> PathosAs much as I'd like to do Ethos, the crew seems to respond quite well to Pathos.
>>28623935i bet russel used up all the spaghetti in BlackJack's quest....
> Pathos“Alright everyone, good job today! You see all these tanks? All of these tanks are clean because of you lot and the power of teamwork and determination! So puff out your chest, raise your heads with pride, and know that our Tankery Program is now in a much better position thanks to all of you who have contributed!”Everyone cheers, applauding themselves for the effort.> + 10 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWS“Alright! Mount up!”Everyone rushes to their tanks, you let the Security guards know you all are leaving.Ace and her Chaffee, along with Dizzy, Red, and Octavia riding on top drop by. “Hey, Gertrude,” says Ace. “Nice thing you did today! Stay in touch, you hear?”You nod. “Yeah!”The Chaffee then immediately rushes off, leaving you all in the dust.With that, you mount up in your tank.> Head to dinner> Head back to Lafayette Girls Academy> Other
>>28624399>Head to dinnerTime for food somewhere nice! Somewhere with...boys.
>>28624399>> Head to dinnerIt was worth it. 40k and two new tanks + another one from Griselda. Can't complain about that.
>>28624399Head to dinner
>>28624292And with the fucking canon characters, no less.
>>28624399>> Head to dinnerHow much money did we make and can we get an update on the the shop
>>28624399>DinnertimeAre we ever going to give a non-pathos speech?
>>28624399>back to LGAThe sooner we leave this blasted city behind, the better.
>>28624399> Head to dinnerLet's see if Casablanca caters to drive-by tank take outs.Also, instant and free publicity.
Wait, are there White Ccastles in casablanca?
>>28624547Can you imagine hot boxing a tank? Holy shit.I wish I had a tank. I know we're supposed to be a good girl but I mean c'mon.
>>28624570I imagine the hatches are a lot less airtight than a car, but c'mon, your hotboxing a fucking tank.
>>28624153>Not since Middle SchoolI'm still dreading the middle school flashback.
>>28624399I wonder if we could find a 7TP for team poland.
>>28624570what is hotboxing
>>28624547Just google'd it, there's one in Casablanca, North carolina, but that's as close as we're getting.
>>28624635It's fine, the engine oil and general grease will get you there.Although depending on the tank, some of them are literally airtight, since they were designed to snorkel.
>>28624662it's when you and a bunch of friends smoke a bunch of pot in a small, enclosed space so the smoke doesn't travel.tl;dr: high as fuck.
>>28624642She's referring to one of their old friends
> Head to dinner“Lisa, take us to that Shawarma place.”The convoy of tanks heads out into Casablanca. As you stand out in the turret hatch, you can see all kinds of people walking the streets. You notice a few girls in Lafayette Girls Academy Uniforms, in Robert Heinlein Uniforms as well. You even see a couple of Heinlein boys as well.You pull into the Shawarma place and dismount. All of you walk in as a crowd. You suddenly realize all of you still wearing your now somewhat dried out gym uniforms. Oh well, no time to change anyway.As you walk in, your crews get catcalls from a group of Heinlein guys, enjoying their dinner. Some of your girls wave back, a bit tickled by their forwardness.“Hey!” The chef greets you all warmly. “The Lafayette Girls! Welcome, welcome! Come to eat!”“We have,” you say. “We need Shawarma for all of us!”“Coming right up!”You sit down with your crew, sighing deeply as you take in all of the events of the day. All that washing, scrubbing, and all those bodily motions have really taken it out of you. You’re about to strike up conversation when one of the Heinlein boys, a very tall and handsome boy walks over.He points at you, smiling. “You’re Gertrude Pool?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28624688>> BoastHell yeah, I am.
>>28624688>BoastAww yiiisss. Time to suck his face and prove we're totally straight.
>>28624687I assume she is talking about Eugene, but 'Kitten: Suffering Edition' just doesn't sound like a good time.
Actually, you can't hotbox in a modern tank, because the overpressure system throws air out.>>28624688>Neutral
>>28624688DANGER! DANGER! SHITSTORM IGNITION THREAT DETECTED!!
>>28624688>> NeutralFUCK EVERYTHING GO NEUTRAL
>>28624688> Boasttime to score a date!
>>28624688> Boast>>28624723>>28624750>>28624716nope. we're on a roll! scoring boys now!
>>28624801>>28624712That is uncalled for, inflammatory and rude. Please stop.
>>28624688> Boasti hope i'm not too late now...
>>28624688> NeutralFor the /u/boat
>>28624801After the session please.
>>28624827for once, can we sink the /u/boats in here? god knows they are all over in /a/ as well. i feel like we need a change. just to see how it goes.
>>28624827Check out this faggot.
>>28624688>> Boast>>28624885>>28624906After the session please
>>28624885Go to the other GuP quest if you don't want /u/. That one was doomed from the start
>>28624827>>28624869nope! need a boy to date for homecoming.
>>28624869I'm sorry, but it looks like an impending plot point in the next post or two.It could be that he's approaching us for totally innocuous reasons, but within the context of the plot and the steadily ramping-up homecoming date discussion, it seem unlikely.
> BoastYou nod. “That’s me! Gertrude Pool, Tankery Team Commander and Sophomore Class President!”The boy smiles and says, “Wow, those are some credentials, Gertrude.” He gestures to Kitten, who’s nodding off to sleep. “I see Kitten’s still a bit of a sleepyhead, eh?”Wait what. You look confused. “Huh? You know her?”The boy looks confused as well. “Of course, don’t you-“ He snaps his finger, realizing it. “Ah, you must not recognize me. It’s been a while.”He pulls a pair of glasses from his pocket and puts them. Hm, he actually looks quite handsome, and he actually looks fairly famil-Wait. WAIT. HOLY SHIT WAIT.“Eugene!?”He spreads his arms. “In the flesh!”“Oh my god! Eugene Fluckey!” You stand up and immediately give him a hug. You look down at Kitten. “Kitten! Wake up! It’s Eugene!”Kitten stands up too and hugs the both of you. “Eugene!” she shouts. “It’s been so long! We thought you dropped off the face of the Earth!”Eugene laughs. “Oh, not dropped off, just grew up actually.”After everyone’s calmed down, Eugene pulls up a chair, deciding to sit with you guys.“Jesus, Eugene, you got…” Oh god. So handsome. STOP IT HEART, STOP FLUTTERING. “You grew up!”“Indeed!” He gestures to you. “Look at you too! Tankery Team Commander that almost stops Ace Levy and a class president. How does that happen?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28624954>Polite>STOP IT HEART, STOP FLUTTERING.>My hopes, dying
>>28624954>BoastBy accident, mostly! I didn't even know I was running until I won!
>>28624827>>28624869>>28624917>>28624929>>28624938this is a full on PLOT POINT FROM THE QM! she needs a male date! >>28624688> Boast
>>28624954>> PoliteI refuse
>>28625036you shit up AI quest could you stop shitting up this quest next your going to start writing fan fiction
>>28625036I agree, but I rather not have a war until after all said and done
>>28624954> Boast"I have no idea how, but i'm doing the best i can!" This Eugene... he will be our date!
>>28625082>>28625093Argue after the session please
>>28625110if anything happens it would be us/kitten and Eugene all going as friends
>>28625110Fuck off, you already voted
>>28625110Nope, Kitten's. Thus the relationship is sundered.
>>28625138he likely was trying to samefag
>>28625174Of course he was
>>28625082thank you very much>>28625093nah, it's GuP has plently of stuff to it. >>28625100this is probably has IN GAME add ons to it. like a massive Morale boost or something like that when the MC can show she can do the impossable on her own like scoring a date. that is what i am thinking
>>28625174>Samefagging votesHoly fuck, you guys are worse than hitler.
> Boast“Through competence, cunning, and charisma, Eugene. It’s all in how manage your tasks and such like that.”Eugene whistles admirably. “Daaamn. You really grew up since Middle School, Gertrude.”You laugh nervously, NO STOP BLUSHING, “Oh- well… you know, puberty.”“I mean, you matured, mentally.”“… Yeah!”“What did you mean?”“The same thing.”Eugene looks over at Kitten. “And Kitten, you’ve certainly started taking care of yourself better. I remember in Middle School your hair was so long we couldn’t see your face.”Kitten shrugs, smiling. “Oh well… you can have Trudy to thank for that. She’s really been riding my ass on making friends and shit.”He snaps his finger at you. “Well, thank goodness for you, Gertrude.”You nod. You gesture over to your staff. “Oh, yeah, these are my staff. Nancy, my VP. Ramirez, my Secretary. And Lisa, my Treasurer.” Eugene nods, saying Hello. All three of them look positively enraptured.You chuckle, kicking Nancy under the table to snap her out of it. “Oh!” says Nancy, “It’s nice to meet you, Eugene! Really!”He leans back, still smiling somewhat innocently. “Nice to meet you too, Nancy. I imagine Gertrude runs a tight shift.”“Oh, well. Yeah,” Nancy says simply. Thanks Nancy.Eugene looks over at you with those incredible brown eyes of his. “So, Gertrude. What’s been going with you? What’s with the PT get up?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28625199he voted twice that is call samefaging
>>28625133......i can live with that idea in fact. good point.
>>28624954>>28624954Kitten, eugene, us, harem now
>>28625223>> NeutralYou know, making that cash.
>>28625223>BoastMight as well ride the bomb all the way.
>>28625223>> BoastAfter the job we did we should be proud and boast the shit out of it.
>>28625223>Boastp-p-please love me again Eugene-san ;n;
>>28625235>Heteros get their man>Homos get their girls>Kittensexuals get their KittenEveryone wins
>>28625223>NeutralWe-uh, washed some tanks.... and guys? We're going to have to vote on that bi/lesbian/straight thing at some point. If you think the results will make you angry and start shitting up the thread, please leve now before it starts happening fulltime
>>28625223>boastYup, that's me always riding her ass... I'M NOT A LESBIAN!t
>>28625223> BoastI still want a straight character.
>>28625223> PoliteQM makes this so cute. i can see our MC melting in Eugene's gaze from being smitten so much. i can't resist
>>28625235>>28625300Bloody hell! this works! i can't believe i missed that at first! SO MUCH THIS! and it can end the wars before they even start!
>>28625223> Politeand holy shit, both sides of the argument are annoying
>>28625332... On a ship... With no guys... Good luck with that, let's meet in the middle and go bi, I just want my kitten
>>28625395can't help it, Eugene it appears to have become a serious Alpha male, and our MC just got added to his harem. he's got the mojo!
>>28625414no male STUDENTS. Plenty of men aboard.
>>28625377Or you could have no romance whatsoever and there's nothing to fight.
> Boast“Well, me and my team got together and we…” stop looking at his eyes “…we washed a lot of tanks, raised some money, even got a few tanks in the deal! All in all, it was a very very productive day for Lafayette’s Tankery Program.”Eugene nods, understanding in his expression. “I see. Sometimes Ace has me and the guys here wash her tanks from time to time. Must’ve been a real killer on your bodies though.”Oh god, don’t say body. “Well,” you say. “We are actually pretty damn tired. But, I feel like the crew has learned a valuable lesson in teamwork and in keeping their tanks clean, you know?”“I can understand that.” He looks over at Kitten. “Though, I can’t comprehend the image of Kitten actually working.”“Haha, Eugene,” says Kitten dryly. You examine her, and you can see the faintest blush on her cheeks. Yeah, she’s got it too. “Though, I mostly spent some of my time just making Trudy worked instead of talking or goofing off.”“Hey,” you point at her, frowning. “All that hosing you did to me, I made sure I punished you for it.”Lisa nods. “Quite the punishments.”Eugene laughs. “Well, it’s good meeting you both again. Honestly, you two look great!” OH YES, HE SAID WE LOOK GREAT. “You two have dates for Homecoming?” You shake your head. “Well, we can go to Homecoming together, as friends. How about it?”> Y/N?> Other
>>28625414>>28625430well fellows, these guys seems to have what we all can agree on then.>>28625300>>28625235
>>28625473>YAs friends, yes.
>>28625473>YWhy not? Maybe we'll beat him up later for old times sake
>>28625473>> YYES, WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER
>>28625473Y He's our best only guy friend.
>>28625456Even so guys our age are pretty god damn rare, there are no school age boys on the shi.
>>28625473>YYESYE->as friendsdamn it.....but i'll take it for now.so my vote is >Y
>>28625473>as friendsPraise the sun. For now.>Y
>>28625473> YLet's do this.
>>28625473No.I refuse to give up, fuck you all, I will fight this to the very end
>>28625569It's not like we'll ever see him again after we leave Casablanca and Heinlein behind.Hopefully.
>>28625473You know the way girls play with their hair while flirting... We're doing that with kittens hair, it might as well be ours at this point
> Y“Sure! I can go!”Eugene nods. “Great! Kitten, you gonna come with us?”Kitten slams her hands on the table. “YES!-“ She immediately regrets that decision. “I mean… sure. We can go.”Eugene laughs. “Real eager to go with a guy huh? Must be something to go to an all-girls Academy.”“Well,” you say. “There may not be guys on the ship, but there are plenty of girls.”“WOO!” screams one of the Heinlein boys in the back.“Hey!” Eugene looks back at them. “You guys eavesdropping?”“Are they all lesbians like we think they are?” shouts one of them.“Get back to your dinner, you morons!” shouts Eugene. He points his thumb at them, looking at you. “They all already have dates.”“Do you?”He shrugs. “Nah, but I suppose you and Kitten will make an excellent substitute.” He looks over at the Heinlein boys, all standing up and getting their coats. He frowns. “Ah, I’d love to catch up with you two, but it looks I gotta go. I’ll see you at Homecoming, let me give you my number okay?”“Yeah!” He quickly writes down his phone number, which you clutch close to your breast. “See you, Eugene!”Kitten waves, smiling dreamily. “Bye, Eugene!”With that, Eugene gives you a wave and a smile, then walks off with his fellow students.Lisa says, “Good god. THAT’S EUGENE?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28625623> NeutralSCORE ONE FOR TRUDY
>>28625623>> BoastHoly shit!
>>28625569We bi now
>>28625623>> BoastWe're proud of our friend
>>28625623> PoliteTrudy should just be as surprised as Lisa at this point.
>>28625623>polite boasthe got HOTI'd like to think I beat it into him
>>28625623> PoliteHe wasn't remotely that hot when we last saw him...
>>28625623> Boastlife... is...good...
>>28625623>Boastonly the best for Trudy
>>28625623>> PoliteWhat the fuck just happened?
>>28625623Kitten is adorable.
>>28625623>>28625623Hug kitten"I told you it's easy!"
>>28625743I'm not ready for kissu at homecoming.
> Boast“Yeah. That’s Eugene.” You giggle, clutching his phone number tenderly as if it a prized possession. “Good god, that is Eugene…”Nancy sighs dreamily. “He’s so well cut!” She looks over at you. “Man, puberty does wonders to people!”You nod. “Yeah. It does.”Kitten says, “I am now looking forward to Homecoming, Trudy. Are you?”“Yes. I am.”With that, you get dinner sorted out. You can’t even focus on your meal though. Because Eugene. JESUS CHRIST HE’S AMAZING. You hadn’t even realized you were back on board Lafayette Girls Academy, getting the tanks back into the warehouse. You finally snap out of your catatonia as the crews start heading home.> Head to Kitten’s Place> Invite Kitten to your Place> Other
>>28625853>> Head to Kitten’s PlaceTime to play.
>>28625853> Invite Kitten to your Place
>>28625853>> Invite Kitten to your PlaceBecause why not.
>>28625853>Other>Construct shrine to Eugene privately
>>28625853>> OtherLet's upgrade our tanks
>>28625853>Invite Kitten to your PlaceWe always seem to go to hers.
>>28625853Let's upgrade the Kv-1s or the Sherman, Oh god, we can upgrade our sherman!
>>28625853I live in New Zealand and I'm wondering, is home coming like a dance for Senior Students?
>>28625853> OtherHOME WORK! at kitty's place.
>>28625946>upgrade our shermanI'd like an E8 or a Firefly
>>28625853>> Invite Kitten to your Place
>>28625957yea, it's kinda like that. big, big social thing.
>>28625957In the US it's the last home football (or insert sport here) game of the season.
>>28625957It's an annual dance for all students, What you're thinking of is prom.
>>28625957>>28625995The dance is to celebrate the last home game of the season. Bringing your players home.
>>28625970A Firefly means we need to let Kitten go though, since Firefly only have 4 crew and has no driver assistant.
>>28625946>>28625970We need a plan for that guys. Last time I thought we decided to upgrade the KV first sine the E8 is still rather expensive. We also now need tooA. Get the PzIV C the long, 75.B. Get the Sentinel up to Comp-spec. C. Probably change Berg Pz to Stug and get it the long 75. The Sherman is OK, for right now.
>>28625853> Invite Kitten
>>28626023>>28626001>>28625995>>28625989right, I get it
>>28626037It's not even the Easy Eight, it's the Jumbo.Anyway, KV-85 first.Wish we had the KV-122 kit available, we have so much money now.
> Invite Kitten to your placeYou yawn as you piggyback Kitten back to the Sophomore Dorms.Kitten says, “It was so nice seeing Eugene again. He’s really…”“Grown?” you respond.“Yeah.” You chuckle a little. You haven’t felt this way in a LONG while. You arrive at your dorm and open up the door and head in. You set Kitten down on the bed, then arch your back and stretch. “Wooo! What a day!” Kitten simply lies back on your bed, nodding. You look down at her. “Hey, Kitten. You okay?”“Yeah. Just… Eugene.”You nod. “I understand.” You snap your fingers. “Though… I just realized something.”“What?”“Neither of us know how to dance.”“Yeah. That’ll be a problem.”> Work> Learn to dance> Goof off> Other
>>28626071> WorkWe will get this fucking thing done.
>>28626067We need to get our new tanks back to comp spec.>>28626071> Learn to dance
>>28626037Let's upgrade our Kv-1s first, then we'll bring the sentenial to comp spec tommorow
>>28626071>Learn to dance, then work
>>28626071>> Learn to dance
>>28626071> Work while Kitten looks up videos on dancingShe can teach us after we finish our work.
>>28626071> WorkI swear to god, if they start dancing, it's because not looking like an idiot is more important than saving the school.
>>28626071> WorkThat history report
>>28626099Only the Sentinel needs to get comp-specd, the PzIV is already there.
>>28626071> Learn to dance
>>28626071> WorkEh, we got a week or so to work on it at the end of each day.> OtherCall Mr. Mishka. Convert KV-1S to KV-85.
>>28626071> Work and make mental note to check if any of our staff can teach us how to dance
>>28626071> WorkConvert the Kv-1s to a kv-85
>>28626071> WorkWhat the fuck, we still have a history assignment people.
>>28626071Get the Sentinel Comp-spec.
> WorkYou quickly change into just a button down shirt. No time to get your skirt on, because it’s time to WORK.You lie on your stomach, with your laptop and history textbook in front of you. Time to work on THE KOREAN WAR! Kitten simply lies on her back, reading off one of your Doc Savage comics. Occasionally she looks over at you as you work. You however, decide to just put down every damn word you can think, every citation you footnote, every quote you cite and paraphrase complete with author’s last name and page number. EVERYTHING.You finish after an hour’s of hard work. Might be worth it to revise it later but right now you’re fucking beat.Kitten climbs up on top of you, lying her stomach on your back. “You look tired, Trudy.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28626274> BoastThat A+ is in the bag.
>>28626274>> BoastI like these implications, we'll get that A+ and another crew.
>>28626274> Boast>OthersEither Convert the Kv-1S, the SU-122, or the Seteniel
>>28626274> BoastKV-85 now.
So I've just gotten on and seen this thread and OMFG AN AC1 I LOVE YOU GERMANSCHTEELUnfortunately I've got my own thing to run right now but have some lineart
>>28626274Call Mr Mishka, get the Sentinel spec-d so we have enough tanks for everyone.
>>28626274I want to know how much will turning the Sentienal to COmp-spec will be first
>>28626346See if we can get that 17-pdr on it while we're at it. 2-pdr's peanuts to everything we'll be fighting.
>>28626338We even have some criminals to stuff it with!
> Boast“I’m not tired. You’re just lying on top of me so it looks like I’m tired.”“Maybe,” she says. She then sighs after that. “Now that I think about it though, I’m really nervous about homecoming.”“Why’s that?”She rolls around then lies next to you, face to face. “Oh… just, lot of things. Don’t know how to dance, can’t really talk to guys normally…” She bites her lip, a blush evident. “… and I… don’t… know how to kiss.”You snicker. “You think you’re gonna get a kiss on the first date?”“It could happen!” she says, suddenly quite defensive. “I mean- I’d like for it to happen! Just to see what it’d feel like.” She frowns, then points at you. “I know you haven’t had your first kiss either, Trudy.”You nod. “That’s right. And I don’t really care about that. I mean,” you sigh. Eugene. Oh god, Eugene. “Well. I actually do kind of care about that. But, it can wait. Homecoming’s not until Friday or Saturday after all if I recall correctly.”Kitten shrugs. “Well… you and me, Trudy. No idea how to dance and no clue how to interact normally with guys. Gee, we’re quite the pair.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28626475I think for right now we don't have the money. We have about 80k~ and we need to comp-spec probably two tanks, and hopefully upgrade around 3.
>>28626475Well let's not upgrade it to the 17 pounder just yet, they have to go through the 2 pounder with LJA like the freshman team.
17 pdr can't be put in until you upgrade it to ACIII or ACIV, otherwise you won't have the ammo storage for the 17pdr ammo. At best right now, you can give it a 6pdr gun.
>>28626518>Boast"Tailor made for each other, you would say."
>>28626518It seems we're about to end the day, can we upgrade a tank before we end it?Or comp-spec the Seteniel > Boast
>>28626518> NeutralWe'll work something out.
>>28626518>> BoastWe could be more than just a "pair".
>>28626551Just do it tomorrow
>>28626518> PoliteKV-85!Unless the KV-122 is going to come anytime soon.
>>28626518We're not going to call our tank shop?
>>28626579Changing to> Neutral
>>28626518Comp-spec the Setenal
>>28626518> NeutralGet the KV-85
>>28626518>Friday or SaturdaySo we're going to have to endure four or five sessions of them melting over that dude?Hold the bus, this is my stop.
> Boast“We’re the best kind of pair, Trudy. Best good friends to the end.”“I can live with that.” She flicks some hair out of your eyes. “So, gonna do anything else tank related today?”You shrug. “Maybe tomorrow.” You roll over onto your back and stretch your arms upwards, groaning. “I’m beat! Rather not work tanks while I’m in a tired state of mind. Besides, tomorrow we got practice, we can settle things there.”Kitten nods. “Righto.” She scratches her chin. “Though, we still gotta think about Homecoming though. It’s gonna be real awkward if we don’t dance and we all do is sit around and drink punch all night. I think we should start learning how to dance.”“… who are you and what have you done with Kitten?”Kitten snickers and sits up. She hops over you and stands up. “Come on!” You roll your eyes and decide to humor her.She offers you her hands, which you take. You ask, “So, we ballroom dancing or something?”“I dunno. I was hoping you’d figure something out.”> Lead> Let Kitten lead
>>28626738Let kitten lead
>>28626738>> LeadIt is true that Trude would likely not be thinking about tanks right now.
>>28626738>Let Kitten lead
>>28626738>> Let Kitten leadTime to be the beta.
>>28626738>> Let Kitten lead
>>28626738>LeadStart with a basic box step.
>>28626738>let kitten leadooh this is gonna be fun
>>28626738> Let Kitten lead
>>28626738>LeadIt is known that it has the higher chance of getting the opportunity to grope. Scientific fact.
> Let Kitten lead“I’ll let you lead, Kitten.”She nods, suddenly put on the spot. “Okay. Okay. I think I got this.” You both raise your hands in the same manner as ballroom dancers do. Then you both step to the left. Then step to the right. Then step to the left. Then step to the right. Then step-“Is this all you know how to do?” you ask.“Yes.”You roll your eyes, smirking. “Well, let me try.” You immediately sweep Kitten off her feet and dip her down like those ballroom dancers do. She looks up at you surprised.“Okay,” she says. “We’re making progress.”You laugh then stand her back up. “I know! Let’s dance like those Flapper girls from the 20s!”“What? The Charleston?”“Why not?” You head over to your laptop and immediately begin looking up Jazzy songs. “Hell! Let’s go full jazz with this! Nobody cares how you dance as long as you’re moving!”Kitten sighs. “Good grief.”> END DAY
>>28626738>Lead>Trip on purpose>land on top, so that Kitten's bosom is pressed against our face>Stutter an apology, but don't move until she says something
>>28626878Good thread Schteel.
>>28626878That's it for today folks. I'll be returning to my regular Friday-Sunday schedule of 3 PM EST this Friday.Stay tuned at https://twitter.com/AdBa19See you next time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88l05Rh9eIU