/tg/ I have a question. If you have bear warrior (where you turn into a bear at will), what happens if... well let's say you're a female player, and you turn into a female bear. Then a wild male bear mounts you and impregnates you with his superior bear sperm. And then you change back. What happens?
>>28610955She'll spontaneously abeart it.
>>28610979That's it. I'm done. My life's complete. Time to anhero
in real life? probably dies.in magic land? this is how things like centaurs and lamias are created.
>>2861097910/10 would laugh again
Your character encounters an abearted fetus.
>>28610955Unless there are preparations beforehand the is no pregnancy.Sources: I helped work out the logistics behind the Book of Erotic Fantasy. I'm sorry.
>>28610955You'll BEAR some GRIZZLY children.
What happens if a druid wild shapes while pregnant?
Another two options:Foetus isn't carried to term because the uterus doesn't recognise it properly.Foetus is a part of the mother's body and thus is turned into a human as well and is carried to term.
Demon Mother's Mask from Pathfinder.Do anything; make babies.Tape that to Mark of Evil or w/e it's real name is and they're all Fiendish.Demony Half-Bear Babies. Do it.
>>28610979>>28610984>>28611142God damn it you guys.
well,afterwards she'll DOE-t on and FAWN over children DEER to her heart.wait...
>>28611142 Just bear with me because your post bearly made any sense, I'm beary serious when I say that you are pawsibly the most retarded person I have ever met. The sheer audacity of your post made me paws, and I realized I should have been prebeared for such idiocy when I came to /tg/. People like you make me go positively bearserk. My god, the teddieousness of your post is just embearasing.
It produces an Abearration?
Man, these puns are pretty boaring. Moove over and let a real punsmith work!
>>28610955Since all of her human parts turns into bear parts and vice versa. Wouldn't the sperm/fetus inside be able to turn into bear/human
>>28611267>using the word "bear" more than one at a time.Your Ursanine, awful fucking Bear puns are gonna give me Kodiak Arrest.
>>28611267What a grizzly post. To see you panda to the lowest common denominator is the polar opposite of what we do here. Listen here Goldilocks. Your honeypot post ruins this thread. This pile of Pooh is just another example of padding tons of words together to make up for your bearly competent musings. Truly unbearable.
>>28610955You usually kicked out of the party for that stuff.Then you find a new group or browse /d/ instead.
>>28611309I can't bear it any longer! we need gnu talent here, boarelse this will get stagnANT. I fEEL like I shouldn't have to ox twice.
>>28611349>padding tonsHA.I get it.
>>28611334Is the bearchild considered a part of the mother organism? If so, it would transform along with her because it's just another body part.If not, then she's carrying a bear in her human womb.
>>28611365Okay, what about the reverse, which can happen in a non-/d/ scenario?>DM: I warned you - You muswt cheese between your baby and the fate of the realm!>Bear Warrior: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28611394SHOULDA THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU WENT OFF FUCKING BEARS YOU SLUT
>>28611404This was what I was wearing when I was raped. Tell me I deserved it.
>>28610955I hate to admit to thinking about this too, but it's semi-relevant.Druids in pathfinder for instance get both wildshape and alter self at will at higher levels. The latter especially- What if a female elven druid alter self's into a human, gets pregnant, and stays altered until she gives birth? What if she conceives before changing form, or reverts before giving birth? Does wildshape function any differently?If hard pressed, I might say that wildshape pregnancies like that are where were[whatever]s come from, if that doesn't contradict other fluff.
>>28611472Alter self:If the shape is kept throughout pregnancy, that is the natural form of the child.The child's natural form is that of whatever it has spent the most time as, which would normally, usually, mean whatever the mother is normally. If effort is taken, especially with the alter-self at will ability, it can easily be something else. Good thing druids have healing magic, because birthing some things as other things may be quite dangerous.Wild shape:If conceived and birthed in one form, it's an abnormally intelligent version of whatever. If birthed in human form, it's a were-creature or has a strong spirit-animal style connection.
>>28611039In real life?How do you have a frame of reference for this in real life?This is only in magic land. I don't even...
>>28611443Baby, you deserve even more.Now Cumere, sweetcheeks.
>>28612258>tfw googled Cumere expecting it to be a species of bear
>>28610955A female player turning into a bear?Player?...How do you...
>>28612544Hey. You finally got your keyboard fixed. Anyway, there are multiple legit ways, including a class feature.
>>28612643OP said player, not character.
>>28612701I am aware, or have you never played it LARP style? It's so great. Of course, the scars can get annoying if you can't get healing quick enough. Good times.People use the term player and character fairly interchangeably, if you're confused use the context given in the sentence as contextual help.
>>28610955"I don't think about that and neither should you."-Rumiko Takahashi
>>28612797That is the coward's way out.
>>28612734It was supposed to be a joke
>>28612856I am aware.
>ctrl+f>Sleipnir>0What the hell is WRONG with you /tg/?!
If it's Exalted, that's where beastmen come from.>>28612900Good point.
>>28610955That's how abearrations are created.
>>28612856It wasn't funny.
>>28612797Is this about Ranma getting pregnant?
>>28613097Yes. That was exactly what it was about.
>>28611104Why are you sorry? The book wasn't that bad.Except the awful stock art, god damn that shit was boner killers.With the task the people writing that book were given I'm surprised it didn't turn out far more disgusting and awkward.
>>28611104What kind of preparations.
Wouldn't all organic matter that is connected to the person turn into a bear?So wouldn't it be a bear in bear form and a human in human form?I think what it would be born as is based on it's mother's form at the time. Though polymorph effects don't change mental stats... so... huh...It would be either a human as dumb as a bear or a bear.
>>28613187Like how a butcher prepares meat.It's very unsexy.
>>28613232Doesn't it inherit some of its mothers intellect though?And 'form at the time' - do you mean conception or birth?
>>28613232No, that's just silly. If she had eaten pear it would be turned into a bear.
Skinwalker bear-blooded offspring!
What if you're a Druid and find a hot female bear, then impregnate her while in human form but with bear dick?
>>28613979Smarter bears. Possibly advanced bears.Possibly entirely intelligent/sapient bears that might be able to come up with a humanoid alternate-form if they feel like it.
>>28614104Can you imagine taking the kids to school? "Now children, remember, you can't eat the other children."
>>28616205I'd be more worried about the other children making fun of them. Kids are stupid.
>>28612177>How do you have a frame of reference for this in real life?Never make a bet with a hobo in the woods. He may just well turn out to be a druid.
>>28612900She isn't a god, though, so that changes things a bit. That said, a six legged flying bear mount would be a fucking terrifying sight to behold.
>>28613979>>28614104>Be a Human Druidzilla.>Have a little brother join the game.>He's a Satyr and my son IC.>Explain to the party that I screwed a his mother, a regular goat, and it gave birth to a goat intelligent enough to use Alter Self Spells.Interesting game
>>28617663Did... What did your little brother think of it?
Pregnant druid in bear form goes into labour. What comes out of her.
>>28617682Bear cub, as per beast shape with caster level equal to druid level.After the spells duration is up, it reverts into whatever it is supposed to be.
A super-powerful eight-pawed bear?
Half-breed that sleeps the winters away.
>>28620133So bear druids breed fa/tg/uys?
>>28611104Does anyone have a download for this book of erotic fantasy?I'm curious about it and want to give it a read, but not for twenty bucks. Anybody help me out?
I'm thinking the polymorph magic would try to get the woman back as close as possible to the form she had before the shapeshift. That is, the ability, would treat the foetus as a foreign object.Depending on the phase of pregnancy, foetuscould try to make a way out.
>>28610955OP, are you in a Friday game over Skype that has a female player who just created a human/bear shape changing character? If so, don't worry about it. I would never do pervy things in game, plus I totally don' like bears or any other animals like that. That's weird and gross.
Can you have a child with a succubus?
>>28622830yes in fact that is how the Fey'Ri came to be a thing
>>28623062But who wouldn't like demon-elves?
>>28623334I enjoy them a lot that is why I am playing as one in my buddies planescape campaign
>>28613097>>28613113Which is funny, because the author actually brought up THIS EXACT FUCKING THING in an arc of Ranma 1/2, or something very like it.>>28610955OP, look at this:http://ranma.wikia.com/wiki/Musk_DynastyIn this setting, there are a series of cursed hot springs, each one named for the creature that died in it. If a creature falls into one, then they are cursed. If they are covered in cold water, they turn into the creature that died in that spring, hot water turns them back.Anyway, there is a clan in this setting (see link) that has a tradition. The males of the clan will hunt down a powerful animal opponent and throw them into "The Spring of Drowned Girl," which turns them into a young human girl. They then use a magic teapot (roll with it) to make the change permanent.The creature is still an animal in mind, but the clan members will marry/impregnate them anyway to increase the power of their line.One of the main families in the clan are descended from dragons, for example.I believe this is what you're looking for.
>>28622830Depends on the setting.IRL mythology on the subject says that succubi and incubi are the same creature. Since demons can't reproduce (evil being unable to reproduce), this breed of demon will turn into a female to gain human sperm, which they will then use to impregnate a human female as an incubus.Human/demon hybrids (or beings made using this method) are called cambions. This can work out well for the child, or very, very badly.Two famous cambions are Merlin from the Arthurian Legends, and Caliban from Shakespeare's The Tempest (my favorite play by him, btw)I'm actually working on a setting right now where THIS is how magic came into the human world. It's also the reason for orc-like monsters and such.
>>28613004why are we talking in ████████?
Is it bestiality if a female druid turns into the species of her male animal companion and then fucks it? What if a male druid does the same with his female animal companion?
>>28625053Uh... why would gender matter?
>>28625252Hypocrisy.>>28625053If s/he can (and does) cast speak with animals first and does it with consent, it's xenophilia instead.Calls 'em like I sees 'em.
>>28625252The issue of what happens if there's a pregnancy. A female druid can just abeart, but it gets more confusing with a female animal companion impregnated by wildshaped sperm.
>>28626265I mean, they asked if it was... 'bestiality' and I don't think gender would matter in that case.
>>28626326Bestiality only counts if the human penetrates.Silly nonbeast.
>>28625537Even without speak with animals, druids have a special bond with their animal companions.If it's without consent, the druid risks losing his/her druid powers for ceasing to respect nature.
>>28633047I dunno, a good chunk of animal sex is rape.I saw a cat get raped in egypt man.and I did nothing.Probably just part of their egyptian-cat culture.
>>28635276Animals can't really rape other animals.
Why is originality and creativity always replaced with fucking stupidity?
>>28639116Well the female cat was running away and catscreaming until the male humped it from behind with its teeth on its neck.Didn't really seem consensual to me.
>>28610955I assume that you're human druid is pregnant with bears.
Wasn't Loki just stuck as a mare for several months after getting horse pregnant?
>>28617663read that as "Be a human Dracula"hope im not alone.