Kill it kill it kill it kill it DEAD.
>>28609752I RISE FROM THE BASEMENT.
hide under the bed
"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, DRUNKARD!"
>>28609781Oh, my lovely. It's been so long.
"Wait, you're not Anon.."
>>28609799Hello, my darling.
>>28609799>"Wait, you're not Anon.."Are you horny?
>>28609799Close the door behind her with our tongue, then go full Hannibal Lecter.
>>28609799spin round and say: Hello charlot, long time no horn in my ass.
>>28609799Rotate chair, gently stroking neckbeard like a living thing.
>>28609799"heh heh heh.........bueno"Entangle with tongues!
>>28609799"I'm uh.. I'm the Green Lantern obviously.. can't you see the mask and all?"
>>28609799Oh, my no. Hello, my pet. It's been far, far too long.>Turn around in the office chair. Turn too far because we overestimated the good quality of said chair
>>28609799Spin around in my comfy leather chair, hands steepled together."Why hello there."
>>28609799Quickly load her into docking bay #2!no biting or crunching thoughb careful
>>28609874>Turn too far because we overestimated the good quality of said chairI want this.
>>28609874Seconding this. Rotate fully around, then angrily rotate back, miss again, then overcompensate by jamming chair into place against a desk, but at a slightly crooked, awkward angle.
>>28609917No, you fool! That's how we lost the elven Real Doll!
>>28609928Alternately switch to sitting backwards on chair, grinning smugly.
>>28609941Am I the fool? It is you who has forgotten that our demon contract included the ability to safely store bodies inside our stomach mouth!
>>28609799I'm sorry cutie. Your anon is in another apartment.
>>28609967Yeeeeah, we ate her before the demon pact.So yeah, you're the fool.
>>28609967You are correct. It is I, >>28609941, who is the fool.
>>28610031.....I don't think you understand what I'm writing.Let me spell it out more clearly.We tried to store elf girls body inside us before pact.We accidentally ate it, again before the pact.We died and Beelzebot told us we would be able to store bodies inside our stomach mouths without accident after making the pact.we made the pact.Now we can safely store Charlotte in our mouth, having made the pact.Implying you were a fool was an overestimation of your intelligence.
>>28610106Indeed, I am an intelligent fool for misreading what you were saying.
>>28610106Who wants to put her in our mouth? I'd rather listen to what she has to say.
>>28610227We can leave her head sticking out.Swallow her up to the neck, per se.
>>28610227Indeed. They firmly assure one another that they are not fools, and call one another fools at the same time. But they are blind. For you see, they ARE the fools!
OP WHERE ARE YOU
>>28610450OP is working their magic. They are not railroading us into a specific set of choices, and must adapt their artwork on the fly.Be calm, and remember patience is a virtue. Or have some other distractions
>Hello, my darling.
>>28610450>>28610542Also note that OP is pretty great in that there's almost always a NECKBEARD QUEST thread going. Other quests can be as infrequent as once a week.
>>28610542It's ben almost an hour. I can understand graphics taking a long time to draw, but I would think that he'd have things up to the first choice planned out and pre-written/drawn. Then again, I guess if he was waiting for a majority response he wouldn't have pre-drawn/written much.
>It's been far, far too long.
>>28610578Whatever we do, do NOT whip it out until we have assessed her capabilities and consent. You know what they say--once bitten, twice shy.
>>28610566>BFQ ran two threads 200-500 posts past autosage daily for almost three months straightYeah, nothing's really going to impress about QM dedication after that.
Absolutely amazing. I love you, OP.
>There we go.>As I was saying-"Where is Anon?""Why does his post smell even heavier of alcohol?"
>>28610661Why don't you come in and I'll be happy to shed some light on those questions.>Chuckle at how witty we are.
>>28610661Anon is...being taken care of.Laugh evilly.It's true, Garush is probably taking pretty decent care of him.
>>28610661Because I poured alchohol all over it for reasons.As for Anon, I was hoping we could find him ... together.<3 :3
>>28610661"He saw your butt so he decided to drink himself to death. I'm sorry. If you need comforting, I have the perfect place for your horn."
>>28610661Welcome to my magical realm.
Let's go for MAXIMUM BOND VILLAIN.>>28610661Anon? Well...let's just say that he's no longer with us.
>>28610661Well you see, this was all a clever ruse. Anon is gone now.The liquor has been spilled everywhere to help fuel the fire when I invariably decide to burn this place into the ground.Now, why don't you be a dear and become my minion?
>>28610661Step in and you'll find out...
>>28610661Good stuff OP. "The alcohol smell? I thought we could... share a drink."
>>28610566I haven't been on /tg/ for a long time,
>>28610697We're already halfway there. Let's see how far we can take this.
>>28610661That smelly smell, that smells, smelly!
>>28610676>Why don't you come in and I'll be happy to shed some light on those questions."Oookay.."
>>28610688>Well, you see..>He saw your butt so he decided to drink himself to death.>I'm sorry.
>If you need comforting, I have the perfect place for your horn-"Wait a second. He killed himself after seeing my ass?"
>>28610973This is spiraling out of control... as usual."Listen, that's not important right now. What is important is-"Ignite the post."Serve me or burn."
>>28610973"Yeah, very dramatic really. I mean one flat ass is nothing to kill yourself over..."
>>28610973You know, come to think of it she looks like the oni... could she and the ogre be related?
>>28610973"Yea, sure. Anyways, wanna horn? I'm reeling from grief and all that."
>>28610973Apparently. It really is a tragedy. Maybe he just couldn't get that fine ass out of his mind. Or maybe I'm just making all this shit up! Who knows?To answer your other question, this post is covered in liquor so that it will adequately burn when I put it to the torch.Now, you should become my minion. Or face the tongues.
>>28610973it wasnt just seeing your ass that was the cause, you see he realised that because you hated the poor guy that he would never get to caress and hold such an amazing ass and it drove him over the edge. but i know a way to make you feel less guilty about it.
>>28610995I second this. This is most awesome.
>>28610973No, he got kidnapped by an orc
>>28610973"Yes. You don't seem surprised. Does this happen a lot?" Then we segue into seeing her ass.
>>28610995I guess I can support this, but we should say it in a more menacing, long-winded, monologuing way. Something like...>Your ass is unimportant right now. What's important is, Anon needs you to help me. Very much so. Or else...
>>28610973We've got more important things to discuss. How would you like to beat people up for fun and profit? And revenge?
Reaver, I just want you to know. You are an enormous faggot.
>>28611139>Your ass is unimportant right nowWhat the fuck kind of neckbeard would ever even THINK that?
>>28611678A non-horny one. And I want to see what she's going to say if we ask for her help rather than try to fuck her.
>>28611678one that isnt a 2 dimensional character?
>Listen, that's not important right now. What is important is-
Can someone give me a short summary of what happened in the last thread? I'm kind of lost here.
>>28611803Jews took over the entirety of 4chan, we're the last bastion of resistance.
>Serve me or burn.
Rolled 2Charlotte's choice lies in the dice.1, she accepts.2, she declines
>>28611805Neckbeard finally found Anon, busted out with him, ran into Garush and Yorick, Garush grabbed Anon and ran, now Neckbeard's looting anon's house and trying to get himself Charlotte.
>>28611827Beautiful. My brothers and sisters have finally achieved their goal.
>>28611851damn you have some balls
>>28611851GOD DAMN IT. BLOCK OFF THE EXITS.
Rolled 1>>28611851I hope she declines.
>>28611851Charlotte: Run. Odds are you're not magical in any way, shape, or form. If you're the oni's sister, your strength is probably in being strong and hardy so hope for the best and fucking run.
>>28611851Show appreciation her audacity, while laughing like an evil overlord
>>28611886I do too. After all, you can't rape the willing.
>>28611851Charlotte's got some heavy fuckin' balls.
>>28611928Do this. Do this so hard.Laugh as the burning room collapses around you.Let's just disappear for now. Leave an impression. The freak of nature laughing maniacally as everything burns down around him.
>>28612010She gonna carry that weight.
>>28612032I second this.
>>28612032I like this.
>>28612082This should be our personal theme song.
>>28612136I think that should be anon's.This should be neckbeard's.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqRoa22J3sc
http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1384/75/1384752355535.pngIs this Charlotte?
>>28612159Not touch fluffy tail?
>>28612159For all the nonsense and epicness we get up to? I like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAIt-Jh88hg#t=124
>>28612220You're right, that's much better than my >>28612245
>>28612246http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88I find it fits our lewdness, and the fact that we are basically rapidly becoming /d/ incarnate
>>28612210Dah.>>28612159Mag Riddim is a song I have in my library which fits him well, it's cheery, but kinda spooky, and you can tell something is off.Midnight Rambler by The Rolling Stones works well too. Parts of it are relatively happy (sounding), but then it gets darker and slows down and speeds up.
"I'm afraid I have to say no.""And I think you have something to do with Anon's death.."
>>28611884The fire is already blocking off the exits.
>>28612325Ok he may not be actually dead.But he does still have that picture of your ass.Maybe we can find him together?
>>28611928>Boy, you do have the audacity to say no to me~!You laugh, turning your back on her.>Shame you decided to burn down with this building, we could of made a great team.
>>28612325"Clearly you know as little about what's going on as I do."
>>28612032You disappear into the smoke with maniacal laughter, leaving Charlotte to burn.By disapper, I mean you went into the bedroom, locked the door and escaped through the bedroom window.
>>28612310>Muahahaha, death? DEATH!? Anon would prefer death to what's happening to him right now!
>>28612378Remember to give yourself a mental High-Five when you're clear. That was some quality villain shit right there.
We are at a pause. Check character status and continue on as Neckbeard? Or select another character?
>>28612378>Oh fuck did we kill her?
>>28612378Charlotte, you've got some fancy feckin unicorn magic that you could get out using, right?
>>28612378So we just baked the object of our horn lust.We'll have to check back in for the body later, see if she survived or not. Plus, we'll know we're really a villain if we return to the scene of the crime.
>>28612378man, we really have trouble making friendsI think anon needs a little more time alonelets hunt down that shrine maiden and sacrifice her to beelzebotmaybe he'll grant us the power to brush aside garush like the bug he is
>>28612403WE CHARLOTTE NOW
>>28612403Charlotte. Check status and gear.
>>28612403I'd like to see how Garush and co are doing.>>28612415We should try to keep some NPC's. I remember somebody saying that too many PC's can mess up a quest, and I don't think it's hard to see why.
>>28612403Continue as Beardy
be CHARLOTTErun THROUGH THE EXIT FIREBecause seriously, as long as you hold your breath, you can go through a simple wall of fire with only minor to moderate burns.
>>28612403We are Charlotte.
>>28612444I'm also interested to see what Garush is up to.
>>28612444Well, if we play her as Charlotte, and don't try to force her to follow Neckbeard, it should be okay?
>>28612444That's me, and I still agree, but right now we've just got Anon, Garush, and Yorrick. I think Charlotte won't hurt too much.
>>28612378Damn it, first the meatbread now Charlotte. It's like everything we want just burns to the ground. Resolve to get her horn once the building burns down.
>>28612485We could concentrate on escape for now, recuperate and all that. No sense in pursuing the crazy dude who sent us an ass pic and tried to burn us into servitude.
>>28612485The problem is that we don't really have a way of doing that.Some people will just try to make her go after neckbeard, and they might get lucky. When each character is played by the same anonymous mass, having each character maintain their own personality can be difficult.
>>28612489Fair enough. You make a good point.>>28612510That makes the most sense.
>>28612519OP can cause the wall/roof to collapse from fire damage, and thus keep us from following Neckbeard and keeping us from knowing his fate and give us an escape route at the same time.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONWHAT IS THIIIIIS
>>28612416You are now Charlotte.How are you going to get out of this mess?
>>28612541WHAT'S YER UNICORN MAGIC YA DUMB BIMBO
>>28612541UNICORN BEAAAAAAMUUUUUUUUUUif we can't shoot a beam of energy from our hornHARNESS OUR RAAAAAAAAAAGE
>>28612541Collapse the roof, escape upwards on the rubble.
>>28612541Heavily sigh, then open spellbook e-Reader.Quickcast Resist Flame.
>>28612541Alright, don't panic. Let's take stock of our belongings and abilities; as long as we keep cool this fire is NOTHIN'.
>>28612541She's probably as capable as Garush. Tuck and roll out the window, activate Magical Girl form, and fly off on feathery asshole wings.
>>28612541Pull out bottle of water and douse self to prevent fire.Then start running.
>>28612541Door was still open behind us. We could just bust through the flames or blast a way with unicorm beam
>>28612541>Call the firefighters>Sit and cry
>>28612561I like this.
Get a running start and jump through the doorway. Also remember to stop, drop, and roll.
>>28612620>>28612620First even numbered post gets chosen I do believe
>>28612541exit through FIREWALL.The door is open. Fire is only REALLY bad if you stick in the DoT for a while.
>>28612540This is neckbeard quest.We just trapped the object of our horn based affections in a burning room. We're nuckin' futs.It features an abomination as a main character, a banshee (who is best girl with a winning personality), a powerful Yankee and his Zen Alcoholic sidekick, a mimic party member, hot horning action, a dude with a torpedo for a face, a vengeful shrine maiden, orcs, and haunted armor oh my~.
>>28612687Wait, so we still have two mouths and an insatiable hunger to consume?
>>28612694Hey!The rules don't apply to us.
>>28612703Or do they apply ONLY to us, and not to others?
>>28612694I think we just learned to ignore the hunger pangs after a short while, or anon's been stuffing his face off screen.
>>28612694We do, as well as a carapace.>>28612687I meant to say ogres, too, but technically Garush is an orc, so I guess it works.
>>28612687Also we're on the run from the mods and several groups of angry people on a quest for elf wenches, meatbread and horns.You know, the usual
>>28612717>28612540And we have yet to try and become the little girl
>>28612728We can't. Our unholy master forbade it.
>>28612728Nothing ventured, nothing earned!
>>28612746No, he just said he didn't think it was possible.He did say we could probably steal her soul and let her live though. Do we need to have a soul to switch bodies?
>>28612541Oh right, let's also muse on how we know Anon.
>>28612766Nope. That's going to remain a mystery.
>>28612558Okay okay. You can do this.
>>28612972YOU CAN DO IT
Rolled 9>>28612972Finger's crossed
>>28612972Charlotte is hot...
>>28612988Does 4chan 1d10 go from 0-9 or 1-10?
>>28612993if unicorn magic fails, just leave through the PLAINLY open door.There's barely any fire there.
>>28612993Stop that. You look fucking silly.Just whip out the e-Spellbook and cast Resist Flame.
>>28613038And the fire becomes cotton candy!
>>28613020...or continue with sparkley uncorn power.
Okay, now all you have to do is-
>>28613049"Boy, I did a pretty good job being a villain back there."
>>28613069We 2hue now
>>28613069Well that worked.
>>28613069oh holy fuckwhy is it night
>>28613083What did we do?
>>28613083Aight, let's cheese it before the cops/mods arrive. Seems like a good time as any for a drink.
>>28613083Now run out of the front door.
>>28613098Blew a hole in the ceiling to give us an escape route.
>>28613237Guys. I just want to say that even though I stopped following this after we broke into elf girl's rooms. Every time I've just sorta stepped into here to see how things are going out of pure curiosity, you have yet to disappoint.I've had no less than all 3 of my flatmates come and pound on my door telling me to shut up as I read what was going on.Good job.
>>28613301You should install some soundproofing in your room, anon. Get some egg cartons and plaster them over the door and walls.
>>28613301We aim to please, anon.
Thumping the bread.
The almighty escape bump!
Did OP go to sleep?
>>28613112>>28613114You escape through the front door and through the wall of flame. Sure, your clothes got caught on fire a LITTLE but you got out of there alive.
>>28613902they're just clothes, their specific purpose is to catch on fire instead of you.Be sure to stop drop and roll.
However, the fire and magic unicorn BEAMU is attracting attention.
>>28613895Maybe. You don't need to bump this thread every 10 minutes.
>>28613919fuck it's over
>>28613919Yell at top of your lungs: RUN IDIOTS RUN! ELDRITCH NECKBEARD HORNRAPING MONSTROSITY WILL KILL US ALL!
>>28613919Are you all fucking retarded!? FIRE! RUN!
>>28613919You are on fire.STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.
>>28613934we gonna archive?
>>28613919FIRE! ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS! EVERYONE EVACUATE THE BUILDING NOW!
>>28613919Pull the nearest fire alarm, disappear out the nearest window.
>>28614114I vote for this. Only change it to run down stairs, since nearest window would drop us a few stories.>>28613945>>28614010She doesn't seem like the type to panic. This woman has balls. She told a goddamn eldritch abomination to go fuck himself as the room they were in was ablaze. She wouldn't panic now.
>>28613919Neckbeard: psychically realize there is a busty ork-waifu there. Find her.
>>28613919Is that a hallway?
>>28613965Agreeing with saying this.
>>28613919Wait, holy crap, is that the dogquest QM here?
>>28613919Get Dogquest GM's autograph
>>28613919Pull fire alarm."WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP! ABANDON POST! ABANDON POST!"Because why should it sound like a normal fire alarm?
>>28618997That was supposed to be "Abandon Thread"
Did anyone archive this thread yet?
>>28614219For a tasteful bump, I'd like to add on to this.I've got the impression that Charlotte is the kind of person that mugs people and gives almost no fucks ever. But she also don't take shit from nobody. I think she'd be a lot of fun to play that way. Thoughts?
>>28621129That seems about right, from what I've seen. Do you think she's the kind of person who takes advantage of others but doesn't get that she has done something wrong, or won't accept it? I mean, she knows where anon's apartment is, but she also tried to mug him. In her mind, are they friends?
>>28621985Probably. I mean, she's probably got a lot of tsundere going on. My guess is that Flappy and Blinky are a bad influence on her, and she's just trying to fit in and be one of the "popular" kids. Honestly, she's probably really insecure, etc. I mean, unicorns are lawful good, after all.
>>28622062Word. She also knows that he's an alcoholic and knows that his apartment generally reeks of booze... So she's more familiar with him than a random mugger ought to be. I don't like to use terms like "tsundere" cause I don't want to pigeonhole the character, but I agree with you. There's definitely more going on than is immediately apparent.
>>28622221Agreed. I wasn't trying to pigeonhole her, just express the maximum amount of implications about her character in the minimum amount of keystrokes.
>>28621985>>28622062>>28622221Anon x CharlotteGarush x YorrickCharlotte x Yorrick NTR
>>28622606Yorick X Charlotte unbirthing.
>>28614010>FIRE! ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS! EVERYONE EVACUATE THE BUILDING NOW!
They're looking at you like you're crazy and discussing amongst themselves on how you most likely caused the fire and tried to get the blame off of you.
>>28622733Get angry. Point at a security camera."If I were trying to hide my guilt, don't you think I'd have done something about those? Fucking idiots! Now, let's get out while we still can!"
>>28622733Well if they don't want evacute we'll just have to evacute by ourselves.
>>28622733stop being on fire
>>28622733Get the hair out of your eyes.
>>28622778>Not wanting awesome burned schoolgirl outfit.
>>28622733Realize that your uniform jacket is on fire. Quickly try patting it out.
>>28622733ok fuck them, just leave.
>>28622733YOU GOT A FUCKING DEATH WISH, FINE! FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
>>28622733Fucking unicorn racism is what it is. One horn, one purpose! OPPRESSED SYMBOLS OF VIRGINAL PURITY UNITE
>>28622733Guys, guys, guys, dispersing the blame is a great idea and all, but don't you think we should STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.Shit. Did any of you pay attention in elementary school?
>>28622733Pat self out. Run like hell.
>>28622756You pointed at one of the security cameras.>If I were trying to hide my guilt, don't you think I'd have done something about those?>Fucking idiots!>Now, let's get out while we still can!They continue to give you a weird look before departing, one of them commenting that those don't even work anymore.
>>28625317Fucking morons.Pull fire alarm and then make for the fire exit.
>>28622778You pat out the fire on your shoulders. Smoke is spreading even further.Alright, where do you bail to?
>>28625317Run and find Garush, he'll know what to do.
>>28625369get the girls together, you got some investigatin to do
>>28625369Find the nearest fire escape.
>>28625369to the skies
>>28625369We start fighting the concept of fire.
>>28625369get the fuck outa that thread and assemble the girls, you got some neckbeard ass to horn (use unibeam on), and you cant do it alone
>>28625436Second. Pull out e-Spellbook and start trying to fight the flames. Maybe create a vacuum in the apartment through the newly created hole in the roof.
>>28625369call the girls and tell them to meet you at the gangs hideout where we keep the loot and tell harpie to give you an air lift outa this thread
>>28625413This. Contact the other legs of your mystery-solving girl triad: brainy and the ethnic one.
>>28625436Well, you got evens.>>28625455Do this. Try to avoid getting sucked into the vacuum. We don't need to get sucked out over the roof and splatted.Once we're done, we need to bail.
>>28625369That male Cyclops who was helping you shake down anon earlier could totally help you out here.
>>28625369Head to /k/ and round up THE BOYS
>>28627399not heading to /tg/ and rounding up DA BOYZ
>>28627399>>28627648>Not heading to /mlp/I mean... she is a unicorn. Jus' sayin'.
>>28627399Seconding this. Call in the kebab removers.
>>28627399get a fistfull of moist nugget over at /k/
>>28628051Never head to /mlp/. Never.
>>28627399>>28628134Charlotte is a uni/k/orn?
We should get our friends and head to /k/ and then try to find out what the fuck is going on. >>28628051>>28628239/mlp/ in this world would probably consist of faggots shitposting and doing mildly show-related stuff, with not a single unicorn in sight. And there would be a shitload of boarded up and abandoned porn shops, wearing the Moderators seals. So no, we don't want to head there. Though I could see Neckbeard enjoying that kind of shit.
>>28625436Well, okay then, I guess this is where we're going. FIre as a concept, now, does that mean we're fighting the idea of "fire" as in something that burns other things into ashes, or the very idea of exothermic reactions?
>>28627648SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
>>28628684The former I hope, or we may extinguish all life on the boards.
>>28628684We might have screwed ourselves here. While we debate the philosophical connotations of our goal, Neckbeard's Gargamel-esque plot for our horn and our alcoholic acquaintance only comes closer to fruition!
>>28628810So far as we know, Anon is dead.
>>28628930hes with garush, yorick, torpedo asshat and the chest mimic
>>28629065Read the thread. Charlotte doesn't know that.
>>28628930Should we mourn for him and his post?
>>28629234No, I think we're going to try to save the thread. His post is fucked, but we can still try and save the other people. We'll figure out what to do after because Charlotte is far more complex than originally anticipated and we don't know how to run with her yet.
>>28629252She gives no fucks and don't take shit from nobody. She'd probably pull the fire alarm and stomp out.But it is clear that she had some kind of relationship with anon. Given her past, I suspect she probably came to his apartment to collect a few times, but then again, when she was mugging him in the first thread, one of them said something like "from this point forward, you're gonna give us your money." or some shit like that.It's possible that they were friends at some point, then she got caught up with a different group. But that wouldn't explain why she seemed so happy to horn Anon. Maybe they were friends, but something came between them? Some sort of fight, thus why Charlotte would be so happy to give Anon a jailhouse fuck and anon had Revenge.png on his computer.
>>28629318You know, she probably wasn't literally going to shove her horn up his ass. I think you're taking that part far too literally.
>>28629318Or maybe we misinterpreted everything. She is a unicorn, a beast known for the healing powers of their horn.Maybe Anon had a really bad anal problem and needed a healing horning for which he couldn't pay.
>>28629318It's probably just a case of bullying the person you like. And in her case, she had bullied him in other ways.I don't think she was a pure and innocent maid until she fell in with the wrong crowd; that would be boring, for one.
>>28629348I'm reasonably certain it was literal.She did say something along the lines of "or next time it will be more than just my horn up your ass."Either he was just horned, was about to be, or she stabbed him in the ass with her horn.Of course, I could be totally overthinking it, as we are wont to do sometimes.>>28629391I forgot about that. Does her horn keep growing? Maybe she has to file it to keep it from growing too much. That would mean unicorn horn powder. I can only imagine what happens when you snort a mile of that shit.
>>28629517Also, she said "I'm saving it for Anon"
>>28625436>>28628684The concept of fire? Are you sure?Wouldn't you rather fight the fire, or you know, proceed on getting the fuck out of here before you get into even more trouble?
>>28629599Not being in the burnig building is definitely prefereable to being in it.
>>28629599Run. Bolt it. Run down a back alley and get to the safe house. We have a safe house right?
>>28629599yea, let's fleeit's just anons apartment anywaynot like any of our shit is at riskno reason to try and fight fire
>>28629599I think I've been fucking clear. Fight the concept of fire.
>>28625540Well, alright, just before you go ahead and fight the concept of fire and doom society, you decide to send a message to the girls to meet up with you at the usual hangout. Or hideout.Or whatever.Attempt to use horn magic again?
>>28629599Like >>28625455 said.
>>28629637fuck nojusr run
>>28629637>Attempt to use horn magic again?MAGICAL UNICOOOOORN POWER!
>>28629643Dubs hath demanded it.
>>28629637Use your cellphone, and if that doesn't work, review your knowledge of smoke signals.
>>28629637Bolt out of the burning building. Do not attempt to fight concept of fire.
>>28629637jusr escape from the building plz
>>28629626So I guess this is what happens?
>>28629637no just get outa the burning thread, your just a unicorn girl, not a mod, this aint nuna your shit to deal with so fuck it
>>28629717I hope so.
304 replies. This thread seems to be going down as well.
>>28630030Are we at bump limit?
>>28630064Yup. 300 is bump limit.This quest has pretty short thread lifespans. The one other quest I was part of could go for days.
>>28630130You think that's because of the rapid/frequent participant responses?
>>28630064Is it 300 or 500 on /tg/?
>>28630192Hell if I know, bro.
There's been something I've been wondering about the very first post of this quest, about how it said that Neckbeard recently moved to /tg/. Is /tg/ a city by itself, or just a district in one?
>>28630155Pretty much.>>28630192It's 300.
>>28630218If I had to guess:4chan is the city.The various boards are major districts.I was greentexting Drow Bitch Boss (DBB) in the first thread, and I imagined her being able to drive over to /pol/, get shitfaced drunk, and have angry racially charged hatesex with a random guy in a men's room stall.
>>28630218Good question. I mean, I'd assume that the boards are the equivalent of city-states, since posters live in posts that are built out of threads.
>>28630241Well, now hold on, aren't there specific types of residents that one recognizes from different boards? For example, the orks and elves would be from /tg/, but a ghost or SCP would be from /x/, and the neckbeard is a resident of /tg/ because that's our signature nickname. So it would make more sense for boards to be nations and national groups.
>>28630280Not really. I mean, we've seen examples of /a/ and /jp/, so I imagine the boards are melting pots, and I doubt there'd be a lot of cross-nation immigration (Facebook to 4chan, for instance), so it makes sense that the various websites are separate nations.
>>28630301>>28630280It was stated that neckbeard Anon did just recently move to /tg/. Where from still isn't known though.
>>28630344/b/.Could it really be anywhere else? I'd say /d/, but he doesn't have tits along with his cock.
>>28630351But he was able to grow multiple mouths and tongues...Did OP say they were going to sleep?
>>28630301/tg/ seems like a pretty decent melting pot to me. We've got sci-fi, fantasy, a little bit of costume design, some video games that seem relevant to those themes, and all sorts of stuff on world building with all manner of different premises.I'm not sure if /tg/ is a melting pot for people (unlike /a/, we don't have people from every board constantly visiting), but it do see it as a kind of melting pot for ideas.
>>28630415No. OP usually does.Sometimes he just takes awhile to post stuff. He has to draw it all on the spot. But the wait is always worth it with this quest. It is just that wonderful.
Bah, busy and short thread life.No, /tg/ is a state of 4chan, 4chan is nation/country, as of other chans as well.
>>28630471Alright, thanks for the clari.
>>28630471Sweet. So no more Neckbeard tonight, man?
>>28630692A'ight. No worries. Have a good night if not, and thanks for everything you do.
>>28609752http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28609752/We should upvote it.