>Pool Party Volleyball EditionYou hoist the ball up, taking a moment to make the serve as you look for a indeterminably open area in the wide sandy court.You see a space between Peri and Alexis, taking the shot!"Serving!" You hoist the ball up, giving it a firm toss-up before rolling into a controlled overarm serve at the location.>Peri reacts first!
>>28522042None can withstand our serve!
>>28522042instructions unclear, dick caught in volleyball net.
>>28522042So can we do something or?
>>28522042I forget who that is.Is that one of Janine's suitors, or are they just one of the Fuchsia's we hit it off with?
>>28522042DEVON>Alexis(Esper)>Kitty(Persian)>Peri(Zubat/Oddish)>Marine(Wartortle/Mudkip)>Mable(Flaafy)>Haru(Zubat)CERU>Sanna(Tangela/Staryu)>Goldenrod(Kadabra)>Janine(Venonat/Spinarak)>Kenn(Farfetch'd)>Aqua(Staryu)>Talse(Nidoran)I'll go ahead and repost this, for easy reference.
>>28522042I am weirdly okay with this OP pic.>>28522104Quick to the pastebin!Or this >>28522112
Rolled 15 + 4>Peri's roll!R+1 Ten+3>>28522104Ex-Fuschia, Rocket Ranger. Devon selected all rockets.
>>28522134Is that comparing to our roll? So a 19 to our 23?
>>28522134Does he have to beat ours? Or is there a set DC to 'hit the ball'?
>>28522134>all rocketsHe's hoping to cheese it out with that universal +2
>>28522134Well played Peri. Well played.
>>28522145>Devon is somehow metagaming>His douchiness has reached a singularity so he can Meta his own life>Devonforpresident.png
>>28522145Thats not universal. We get it because Ceru is the ELITE of the elite.we got it cause we rolled crit success for training[/spoilr]
>>28522134So our we doing real beach volleyball rules for this?Because I only know a little about normal volleyball rules. Like how you can only bounce the ball around 3 times, and have to get the ball to the other side by the third bounce.
>>28522155Dang, he's already kind of hated and I haven't even pulled out all that I want to for him. Dis gonna be good.
>>28522156>crit successYou mean crit successes. As in more than one of them.
>>28522112So between Devon, Mable, Marine, and Goldenrod, who do you think is going to be the first to get a Mega Evolution?
>>28522175If he betrays us I SWEAR
>>28522155He is our Gary Motherfucking Oak.
>>28522175He better not be our Annie analogue.
>>28522175It's a playful kind of hate.Bonus points if you have his shitty attitude be matched only by his genuine competence.I'd expect nothing less from our Gary Motherfucking Oak.
>>28522175at this point, he's our Gary Motherfucking Oak. We love to hate him
>>28522175actually I-I kind of like him
>>28522193Do we even have one?>>28522185Marine. She'll get it only to die tragically afterwards while fighting off a horde of pokerus infected monsters to protect citizens.
>>28522207>>28522175actually, we might be his gary oak
>>28522219Ceru goes G-Rank.
>>28522175>>28522210N-n-nice to know I'm not alone, anon...
>>28522175Unless he straight up permaburns us or one of our friends, I don't hate him. I think he's a douche, but he's entertaining and I kinda like douchenozzle characters.
>>28522219That would awesome
>>28522197He can't be our Annie, not enough delicious femtitan ass.
>>28522217>Mega Blastoise>Is basically an Artillery on a turtle>Not being on the back line, shooting holes through larger beasts.
>>28522217There are worse ways to die.
Gaze upon him and despair
>>28522227>>28522227No, he's our gary oak, if anything we're his blue/green oak
>>28522247Hey Bruce, come out of the water already!
>>28522247WHYMY EYESAH IS HE DIGLETT'S COUSIN OR SOMETHING!?
>>28522247Giovanni is that you?
>>28522265Its power trick shuckle.
Rolled 12 + 10Meow.
>>2852230222. STILL NOTHING TO OUR 23!
>>28522302JesusKitty got moves
>>28522302...Yeah, that seems fair.
>>28522302>Kitty gets +10Sweet jesus we're not winning this...
>>28522302CAT'S GOT GAME
Peri moves to meet the serve, a moment to late as your targeted power-serve plows past her, causing her to eat sand in her lunge.Yet the ball doesn't touch the ground, Alexis has her hound out, with a slight glimmer in her eyes in the sunset light."We can use our powers on this side of the net, right?" She gives the ball a psychic bump and Kitty pounces up for a spike, driving the ball to your side of the net with power.>Goldenrod is the first to react!>1d20+6>Sanna's also in reach!
Rolled 1 + 6>>28522316She's a 19 year old woman playing against a group of kids who average 13 years old.So, yeah. She definitely won't hold back against us.>>28522337Can we suggest ways for our team mates to act or what?
Rolled 8 + 6>>28522337SATAN GUIDE MY DICK
Rolled 20 + 6>>28522337
>>28522330Why did we not grab her first? I mean seriously.
Rolled 4 + 6>>28522337>>1d20+6
>>28522337>>28522348Do we even need to roll more?
>>28522348Euugh.>>28522353Oh, that's a nice cancel.
Rolled 13 + 6>>28522337kinesis dat shit
How the is anyone gonna score... EVER?
Rolled 16 + 6>>28522353WHAT BUT>>28522348HOW I DON'T>>28522337TAKE IT ALL
>>28522348DAMNIT GOLDIE STOP FUCKING UP
>>28522348>>28522353are we gonna get a funny critfail?
>>28522337So can we suggest stuff? Or are we stuck rolling?
>>28522370We did not think these rules out very well
>>28522383You can. Go for it.
>>28522348>>28522353Too bad Goldenrod doesn't have any Tenacity.
>>28522370We won't.It will wind up being a tie and we'll call it off to eat cake
>>28522337Alexis did not have to roll for her action, right?Goldie is rolling for his, but Senna can act? Does that mean we can have Senna do something and succeed (depending on what the action is)?
>>28522390I suggest you we directly roll to see who wins and you write a fun volleyball scene. Its suppose to be a fun game. A rollingfest does not exactly make it seem like lighthearted fun.
>>28522390Oh, great.Since Goldie failed his roll like Peri, Senna can come in for the save. How long is the reach of her tentacles? Can she sorta bounce it up and have Janine rush in to hit it?
>>28522390>>28522414OR WAIT. NEW IDEA.Senna can still control her tentacles from remotely, right? Can we have Senna quickly detach one of her tentacles, then have Kenn use it like a sword to hit the ball?
>>28522410 I only plan for 1 point to go through and then zoom through the rest.>>28522348>>28522353SHENANIGANSGrumpy barely catches the ball as he throws a hand out, letting his psychic power go, blowing past Sanna and her vines as they shoot out to snag the ball. The Ex-Celadon holds it at a crazy angle as she back-bends to get at it, bumping the ball up.SET>Who spikes?>>28522399That was a one-time thing, she'll be rolling next time.>>28522426Sounds awesome.
>>28522436Ceru spikes! Go for the water gun super spike
>>28522436Kenn x Senna crossplay!Although if Kenn is using Senna's tentacles to spike, then who's really spiking?
>>28522436Hm...I suggest getting Sanna to throw the ball up and having Kenn and Janine tag team spike that shit.That's not in the book now is it?
I don't know what I was expecting tonight, but this wasn't it.We never even finished the montage thing, did we?
>>28522390Okay, pull out all the stops. When we hit balls also smack them with a water gun for increased force, freeze the ball as we hit it, make it slide off of people's hands when they hit it, use Nasty Plot to plan and hit their weakspots.When we serve make sure to use Lock On. Be willing to hit the ball with our tail for when it's near the ground. >>28522436Us, we don't really have anyone who'd be better at spiking.Jump up, get in position, aim for a open spot, and then Feint Attack to hit it somewhere else. As we hit it use Water Gun to make it go faster, and freeze the ball so that it's slick and icy.
>>28522459ALL THE WHILECeru is locking on target for when she returns the serve
>>28522436>>28522455Also, how would the Rocket Bonus work? Both Kenn and Senna have it, so would it be a cumulative +4? Then there's the strength of Kenn's swing along with Senna's control over her detached tentacle. What's the bonus for that?
>>28522480Pretty sure we did, yeah. As well as a bunch of mini episodes.This is the last thing before we're all the way caught up I believe.
>>28522483>Us, we don't really have anyone who'd be better at spiking.Kenn and Senna would be excellent for spiking. Senna with her control over her tentacles and Kenn with his skill over manipulating sticks.
>>28522483You know guys, we don't really have to hog the glory all to ourselves. We can show off our leadership skills as well. If we can command the team well enough, we'd probably get a bonus to our ingenuity.
>>28522516I'm totally game for the Kenn/Senna tag team thing
>>28522483>>28522436Dice have come out and so has everyone's competitive spirit. I'd like to say that Ceru's priority should be keeping everyone feeling good at her party, keeping morale up for anyone that makes a bad play, applauding anyone that makes a good one, etc. (regardless of team)
I wonder if this would have an effect on our character development? If we command the team effectively, we'd probably turn out to be a better leader. If we try to play as hard as we can on our own, we'd probably be better as solo rangers.I wonder if Giovanni is secretly watching us.....he might comment on how we acted once he arrives. To this children's party.
>Taking dice out for this. No sense in wasting time with em.>initiating Sanna/Kenn play!
>>28522532Pretty much this.Winning isn't a priority, since in a way we've already won by having the best birthday party a twelve year old girl could ask for.
>>28522541>Implying Giovanni won't join in at the last moment to make the last spike ON BOTH TEAMS>Chops ball in half, scores on everyone
>>28522550WE'LL SHOW THOSE DIRTY ROCKETSDamn, they got Kitty though...
>>28522558THE SPEEDO INCIDENT.
>>28522550Well, that's fine too. We don't want to spend too much time on playing volleyball. We've still got to see Lilac afterwards and there's Silph Co. to meet!
>>28522580All were in awe
You know all I keep getting from Devon is he is really competitive and wants to give Ceru the houndoom transplant DHe is too snarky towards us is how I see it
>>28522556>Winning isn't a priority, since in a way we've already won by having the best birthday party a twelve year old girl could ask for.
>>28522618did you just make that for this?
>>28522608Well, Houndoom is really competitive. He probably won't stop until he's won over us completely (or vice-versa; I think Houndooms submit once they've accepted someone as their superior?).
Sanna falls backward into the sand, rolling off Goldenrod's panicked force," Hey, watch it Marigold, you almost knocked me ova, whatchya tryin' ta do?""Sorry, I was-""Spiking! You come through and in, leaping up to spike it right back, pulling a feint to misdirect Kitty and Alexis, slamming it with a water gun for more oomph."Haru!" Devon barks, and the Zubat ninja complies, zooming into place with a dual hand bump.You look back to Sanna," Sanna, get Kenn a stick!"Mable sets it, lightning surging off of her fingers, as the ball takes up the residual charge. This is gonna suck."Spiking!" Kitty makes the leap again, ignoring the charge on the water-covered ball as she strikes the ball with an open hand again.Your team's prepared though. "Kenn!" You shout out, and the boy comes forth with a stiff vine, courtesy of Sanna, Grumpy's on his game this time, setting up the ball as the Farfetch'd kid brings down his "bat" Crushing the ball into the sands for the first point scored!"No!" Devon throws a hand over his face, growling as your team gets together for some high fives before resetting. His own team goes into a circle for their next play, breaking with sinister grins on each of their faces.What do they have planned...Devon is serving.>Orders Team Leader?
>>28522659Get ready to put the ball out?
>>28522659nothing is more annoying than a little bit of water in your eyes
>>28522659>>Orders Team Leader?Don't tickle them, crush them.
>>28522687noooo, explicitly against the rules.
>>28522659they're up to something play coverage and stay on your toes
>>28522635And generally truly compwtetive people aim for either the ones they think are the best challenge to show they are the best or the ones they like the most so they can shot them how great they are
>>28522659He's gonna try something dirty. Get everyone on defense. I have a feeling he's gonna use some dark shit to try and prevent Goldie from catching him. Make sure Kenn's ready, and have Aqua the opposite end of the field and Senna, that way the two can cover more ground. We'll hold center, and get ready for whatever moves he tries.
>>28522659>Devon is servingShould be someone on Ceru's team because I forgot volleyball rules.
>>28522659Can Aqua shine out any light to blind these guys?What are our team's capabilities anyway.
>>28522715Then since Ceru served its her go again until they lose serve
>>28522703have goldie prepare a barrier to deflect the next ball and whatever special sauce it is served with.
>>28522659well, let's get someone serving.How about our resident ninja?or we could have goldie serve from an unfeasible height
>>28522715Oh pfff.Well then lock on stays true then.
>>28522720Foul! Light is threat of harm!
>>28522715Yes, we should be serving, since we got the point. If we had missed or if the other team had scored, the ball would have gone to them.Ceru serve again?Also, can we have Janine subtly set up a net on the ground? Something we can set to bounce the ball back up (just have two people quickly grab its ends and hoist it up).
>>28522746Actually I'd like to see Janine serve. Ninja skills and all. >>28522744
>>28522746oh god that is so ridiculously cheap
Apologies if someone else has already had this idea, but the thought just occured to me of how Mewtwo is likely to show up in AoPH.>Rather than catching Pokemon, people kill and implant their parts. >In canon, Mewtwo was a genetically engineered clone, but that doesn't make sense for this AU.>Obviously, Mewtwo is a ranger made using Mew's DNA/parts.>Mew/two is one of the absolute strongest psychic pokemon. In original canon, Mewtwo went rogue.....Man, how much would it suck to have your own implanted parts take over your mind and make you go full pokemon?
>>28522659We get in front, if Devon is serving it might have something to do with fire.Be ready to jump up and blast that thing with all 3 water guns. Use Nasty Plot if we can to plan out attack strategies and crush them.Grumpy stays towards the back, acts as a setter, he can see the entire field from the back so he calls out who goes for what when needed. He's smart, he can do this.Keep Kenn on the front, use the massive jumping from being flying to catch stray balls and get really high spikes with his sword. Senna covers a lot of area with her tentacles and sets them for people.Janine can make silk from her hands, right? There's all sorts of bullshit you can do with that, catch the ball with string and you can alter its path pretty dramatically. And she's a ninja, have her up front with us and Kenn.Not sure where exactly to put Aqua or Talse, have them fill in gaps where we need them.
>>28522764Don't call it cheap.Call it tactics.>>28522768We're serving. Prof made a mistake.
>>28522659Ceru Nasty PlotsFeint to make it look like coming from one side but really other side.All three water guns launch it.
I say janine should do a trick serve.She has spiderman silk, she can hit it and redirect the path after striking it to go elsewhere.
>>28522744Can we have Goldie close to Kenn? If the other team does something to make the ball harmful to touch, Kenn is the only one who can hit it.Also.New idea.Goldie could easily teleport someone above the net.When we're receiving the ball, we should have someone bounce it up REAL HIGH. Then Goldie and Kenn can teleport up above and SLAM THE BALL DOWN.
>>28522812Same person serves till you lose a point.
>>28522828o-oh?Okay, so cerulean serves.Excuse me, I'll stop suggesting sportball things now.
>>28522798We have cool powers, who needs legality. We're supposed to abuse them for our entertainment.
>>28522812>>28522763We can't change who serves the ball. We only rotate positions after the opposing team loses the ball to us.
>>28522827It doesn't even have to be Kenn. Who else in our team has a high amount of power in their strikes? Talse? He seems like the type.
>>28522659>you almost knocked me ova, whatchya tryin' ta do?Oh god, I just noticed Sanna has an accent.That's adorable.
>>28522715well, I still agree with this gameplan, even if we're serving.>>28522768
>>28522881is she... Brooklyn?
>>28522927If devon uses fire then it is time to get out the newspaper and wap his nose, because I never want see that shit unless it's on a monster or target.
>>28523013If Devon uses his fire, we prioritize everyone's safety and get them the fuck away.
>>28523013>>28523021he cant. thats violating the rules.
Is there an archive? Read the first part but missed the second would like to read em all.
Bruise:Continue having problems in the pool.This volleyball match is NOT helping.
>>28523102Kitty running around, sweat glistening on her perfectly sculpted abs and sculpting her clothing to her skin, her leg muscles tensing as she jumps into the air.Yeah, Bruise is going to be having a hard time watching this.
You bring the ball up, locking onto another empty spot. As you make your serve, you see Alexis's eyes move just as you hit the ball, and Haru rushes to the location for a bump, setting it up.Kitty takes it again, smashing it to the other side of the net as Alexis throws out a hand with a glimmer of psychic power. The ball's trajectory changes in that split second, planting the ball mere inches from the border of the net."Our serve." Devon smirks, the ball teleported to his hand.You stare back at Devon, playing his game with a mean look.You melt that mood as you give Goldenrod a point"Grumpy! Stop that from happening.""Yes ma'am." A monotone reply."Sanna, cover those smashes." "Aright, aright, don't gotta tell me twice." Sanna shivers briefly, "Ugh, hey bird-brain I can still feel that mess! Stop it wit' that will ya?""Ah, ahhh." Kenn kind of stares at the Vine as he reposition's his hands, receiving a small slap from it."Ah, I said stoppit!"Bird-Brain nods," Right, I apologize for the-""Incoming! You yell as the ball's served, whipped up by one of Sanna's many vines."Got it! Follow up!"Aqua jumps into action this time, throwing out a shining star that knocks the ball further up.Janine leaps into action this time, spiking the ball down with absurd force, met by Haru again on the other side."Sorry Janine!" He bumps as Janine falls, back to the earth.Marine spews water at the ball, giving it a layer to set, and Mable follows up with a round of lightning before kitty takes up her position as primary spiker, sending it straight down at Kenn wielding his sword.Kenn moves to block, meeting the electrified ball and sending it up, way too high as everyone kind of stands around, looking up."Uhhh... Where's it going to land?" Aqua scratches his head.You kind of shrug," Dunno, looks like... It's going for... The..."As it careens across the party-lit air, the ball slowly changes course falling... falling... falling...To the water.
>>28523102Yeah I imagine it wouldn't.
>>28523131Oh shit Bruise!
>>28523131Well, we learned a valuable lesson.
The ball, electric and all drives home right onto Bruise's head, a scream erupting from him as he bears the shock while waterlogged, and sloughing off into the water.For a moment, it's kind of funny, but then you realize: "Crap, he doesn't have gills!">Who saves him?
>>28523131You know, if this was baseball, we would have won.After it!
>>28523180we dive in head firstwe ELITE bros/sis
>>28523180Cerulean, aqua, marine, and kitty all simultaneously jump in to save him
>>28523180Well, really, the Cerulean Gym cadets are the best bet.
>>28523180CERU AQUA AND MARINE FORCE IS A GO
>>28523180Do you even have to ask? HERE WE COME, TO SAVE THE DAY!
>>28523180Everybody with a Water subtype jumps in as soon as possible, it'll probably be us or Marine who gets there first.
>>28523180We do, obviously. We have gills and such
>>28523180Have Ceru, Marine, and Aqua go at it. They're the ones with water pokemon implants.Plus Kitty. After all, Bruise dying would look bad in front of Gio.
Wouldn't it make things more interesting if Kitty was the one that actually got there first?
>>28523180Might as well be us?Though I imagine everyone who can is going to dive in at the same time.
>>28523180WaitWAITHas the electricity dispersed yet?If it's still electrified, then we need someone who can swim and handle electricity, or...or...Shit, I wish I knew if Marine is part Ground yet
>>28523248kitty is probably the first one in the water, yes.or the last.Depending on things like water hatred
>>28523248I can't see her out swimming us or Marine, Aqua maybe since Staryu's aren't know for their speed, but both Seel and Squirtle are pretty fast.
>>28523276Aqua trained with vermillionand doesn't a rocket have chinchou/lantern
>>28523276Sanna's tentacles. We could use them. Have whoever goes down to save Bruise wrap the tentacles around him and drag him back up.
By the by, Kitty was hitting the paralysis inducing ball.>She has limber.
>>28523302Shoulda figured.Is the pool still sparking?
>>28523285>>28523285niggawut? Staryu is faster than both of those. Starmie is one of the best water type attackers because fast
>>28523302With a body like hers, I'm not surprised.But yeah, Cerulean cadets can swim up to Bruise the quickest and Senna's tentacles can be used to safely handle Bruise. If the entire pool is electrified, Aqua can go, I think?
>tfw we fail CPR rolls and Bruise dies on our birthday
>>28523326In game stats aren't necessarily applicable. It says in Marine's description that her shell cuts down water drag, Seel and Dugong are both described as graceful swimmers, neither Staryu or Chinchou are described as fast swimmers.
>>28523378Kitty: Hey lets play a game called hide the body
Is the ball still discharging? Maybe we shoulda had Janine use silk to pull him out.Silk's an insulator, right?
Before it's too late, I just want you to know I came up with an incredibly lame nickname for Bruise.Tenacious B.
>>28523434I think all the electricity stored in the ball would have discharged immedietly upon contact with the water.
>>28523378>we roll a nat 1>Bruise burns tenacity to survive>"cough.. thanks Ceru but I don't think you're supposed use your tongue...."
Send Kitty, Janine, and Sanna to get her.Kitty might get shocked, but won't get paralyzed. And Janine/Sanna can retrieve hi musing long range so they won't have to get in the water.
>>28523452That is not lame, We could teach him to singimagine it,
As soon as the realization you, you're off running at full-speed for the water, quickly followed by Marine, and Kitty, with Aqua who was a touch late for the call. "Cadet in the water, go go!" You call out, rushing the others to action as you see the sparking of the pool cease, divining in with a short and cold breath through your nose to plug your nostrils, pushing through.In the sudden murkiness, you see Bruise, and then the breach of another body in the water ahead of you, landing nearly right on top of Bruise. You're startled for a moment, and surface to see that it's Kitty, bringing Bruise up and thrashing to keep him afloat,"Cer- u. Gun!"Confused for a moment, you look at her funny."Water- gun!"Right! You wrap your arms around the two of them and false your palms out to the water beneath the surface, unleashing your water guns to plow right back into the shore-line, your frozen pelt taking the brunch.Kitty rolls over Bruise, as he seems to be having a really bad case of water in his lungs."Oh, Arce no!" As you take in what's happening, you get a terrible reminder of this seen. Damn water, trying to take you and your friends to the spire.>Perform CPR.>Leave it to Kitty.Important decision.
>>28523493>Leave it to Kitty.its her fault in the first place
>>28523493Bruise seemed kinda weird out by Kitty.I'm not sure if something good or bad happened to him.Anyway, we must have been trained in CPR, right? I'm sure one of the duties of a Cerulean cadet would be to rescue other rangers from drowning. Let's perform it ourselves.
>>28523493Does Kitty KNOW how to do CPR?...WHO IS MORE SKILLED?!Gah, I want to leave it to her, if she knows what she's doing.
>>28523493is that a romance flag I smell?
>>28523493>Leave it to Kitty.They're adorable together.
>>28523493>Leave it to Kitty.>Bruise route locked.
>>28523493we never did get those CPR lessons from Oliver did we?
>>28523526 it's up to you.>>28523537Basic training, totally got it.
>>28523493Does kitty start doing CPR?If so, leave it to her.If she does not start doing CPR, then do it yourself.Romance has nothing to do with it.
>>28523526I see she likes her guys young, eh?
>>28523493>Perform CPR.It should remind us of Oliver
>>28523493Leave it to kitty. We may freeze his lungs.
>>28523536Good?Last thing we need is a love triangle between us, Bruise, and Goldnrod.Never ends well.
>>28523545>>28523493we have the training>Perform CPR.lets do this
>>28523545Kitty is going to win, as such there is no point in me voting
>>28523493If its an important decision why dont you give us some info on it?How much do we know about CPR. As a cerulean and knowing we were on the receiving end for a couple of times i guess we should be good at it.But how good is Kitty? I have no idea about her knowledge on it.Without any info, i'd play safe and vote>Perform CPR
>>28523555Oh dear god this.OUR BREATH IS PURE ICE
>>28523545Yeah, I feel safer having Cerulean perform CPR. I don't think Kitty knows it.
>>28523545>>28523569Can you comment on this, Prof? We learned how to control our internal temperature, right? So this wouldn't be a problem? If it's not a problem, we should perform CPR.
>>28523493Ask Kitty if she's taken CPR lessons. If she has more medical training than us she does it, otherwise we deal with it. We're in full professional mode here, whoever is bet suited to removing water from lungs does it, Kitty's older than us, but we're a Cerulean so we might know more about aquatic first aid than she does.
>>28523569Got better at that over timeskip, let it be known you're not eternally frosty.>>28523581Bruise is 15. Point though.
>>28523591>Got better at that over timeskip, let it be known you're not eternally frosty.Ok then because of this we can do it.>>28523493>Perform CPR.
If this is purely a romance flag, thats damn bad storytelling. You dont think who should be his girldriend when your friend is dying there, you think who can save his life.
>>28523591I'm really nervous but yeah. Let's give it a shot.Comon Bruise, you have Tenacity for a reason man
>>28523591In that case, we should perform CPR ourselves, to save his sanity at least.
>>28523493preform cpr because we don't know if Kitty know it
>>28523591Even if we do know how to do it, Kitty seems likelier to have actually had to perform it in the past.Unless she's uncomfortable with it, then she should go ahead.
>>28523493Leave it to Kitty, as she is our senior officer and probably has more experience with CPR.
>>28523597Nah, he's totally after Kitty anyway.This is for keeping him alive
>Ceru performs CPR.Oh boy.
>>28523493>Leave it to Kitty.Wherever /tg/ goesit must also ship
>>28523597I really hope it's not just a romance flag too, anon.We know that Oliver saved us a few times and that wasn't romantic.
>>28523622>Oh boy.This better not just be a romance flag...Although I suspect that Goldie may flip out and be a bitch over it.
>>28523622God fucking damnit Prof what is your problem.
>>28523622GUYS WAIT.CPR may be done by 2 people.One pumping the chest as fast, hard, and deep as he/she can.The other giving rescue breaths ("mouth-to-mouth") every 6 seconds.I know CPR
>>28523644The tightening of anusesHe enjoys the sound
>>28523642but he does that already with E V E R Y T H I N G
>>28523642I REALLY hope not.I have no idea what he's trying to do with this, but I know I don't like it.Also, Kitty probably has a much bigger bonus to her rolls than we do, so why the fuck were people insisting we do it?Because we're the main character?
>>28523657I'm cool with this instead.
>>28523669It's our party and we don't want a dead nigga stinking up the place?
>>28523657We can pump, while Kitty handles mouth-to-mouth.
>>28523657Oh well that makes sense.Though unfortunately that doesn't really help matters because I'm pretty sure Kitty is still more muscular than us.
>>28523669probably because we know that Ceru knows how to do this
>>28523657It gets more done. Let Kitty handle the mouth to mouth, our breath may be a bit cold even if we have control.
you couldn't let kitty have her moment in the sun could you?
>>28523693Yeah but she doesn't have ICE BREATHI'm guessing a few degrees can mean the difference between life or death to someone with no breathing or circulation
>>28523669>>28523642>>28523597I really hope so too. It is dumb that romance would have anything to do with it when he is lying there about to die.As one anon said, it didnt drift in that stupid way when we received cpr. i hope it doesnt start now.And people chose Ceru, because we know ceru can perform cpr. We have no idea how much knowledge kitty has on this matter.
Bruise, why you gotta need CPR on our birthday huhThough, I'm surprised kitty didn't win the vote, I thought it was a shoe in
>>28523693we're pleasingly plump
>>28523713yeah, it's just CPR. It's not really that romnatic.
>>28523707I don't know why people had to ruin the moment.For some reason they assumed that Kitty wouldn't be able to do it?I mean it's literally a perfect setup.Damn shadowruns.
>>28523729Damn idiots regarding cpr as a kiss.
>>28523707No! We are shipping Bruise with Lilac in an even less healthy relationship.
>>28523713Read closer.Prof said we only learned CPR in basic training.Do you think that somehow Kitten did NOT also complete basic training?
>>28523724Exactly, Oliver has given Ceru CPR twice and no romantic feelings were involved.
>>28523753>KittenYou gon' get scratched, m8
>>28523753>>28523729it's just CPR, it's no big deal.Kitten can kiss bruise immediately after.or we can do dual cpr.
>>28523753Rockets only receive the ADVANCED training of every gym the basics are gym specific
>Kitty stares at our butt as it bobs up and down while we hurriedly apply CPR>"Me-wow"
>>28523753i dont know. thats why i asked twice if and how well she knows cpr. when there was no answer, i chose the safe route and voted for the person who definitely (not presumably) knows cpr to perform it. you know, because his life depends on it.its not a kiss.
Isn't Kitty 21 now since it's been 2 years?
You push yourself in the way between Bruise and Kitty, your eye meeting Kitty, and she gives a nod."Right, In time, ready?" She gives a panicked whisper, as she places her palms upon his chest, beginning to push in rhythm to force the water out.You put your ear to Bruise's mouth for a moment, as you warm up your body to accommodate the practice.A deep breath and you press your mouth against his and force fresh air down his throat.Another listen.Another breath.One more time.Come on... You do it a third time, and you feel something gross enter your mouth as hands are put on either side of your head."MH!?" The grip refuses to let you pull away as you feel it clumsily worming about your mouth with a strange kind of need.What. In. The. Reverse World.> Frozen claws.> Water gun.> Lower core body temp.> (Other)
>>28523745Bruise-LilacGrumpy-AlexisCeru-anyone in need of hugs at that particular moment.
>>28523790>>28523769Then why did the QM say it would be a really important decision?It's either that, or one of us would auto-bungle the whole thing and get Bruise killed.
>>28523794> Frozen claws.WE WERE TRICKED
>>28523794PFFFFWell that's uhYeah.Didn't see that coming. funny. Lower body tempreture. Not harmfully, but uncomfortably.
>>28523794>> Lower core body temp.>>Punch him out.
>>28523794>> Lower core body temp.That should do it.>>28523811Ceru - Devon
>>28523794Yeah i think Kitty would of murdered him for this.>Chill his lips together
>>28523794>>[x] Lower core body temp.he better not have faked this to get kitty's attention/saliva
>>28523794>> Lower core body temp.
>>28523794> (Other)All of the above.Damn you, ygg. Damn you.
>>28523794lower tempWRONG CATWRONG CAAAAT
>>28523794Bite a little.Also god fucking damnit what is wrong with you people, how did you not know this would happen?Now we have to deal with this bullshit and all the feelings that come with it.Imbeciles.
>>28523844Or we can just be disgusted
If that was Kitty giving cpr, she'd probably sliced his throat buy now. or bit and ripped his tongue away at best.
>>28523844Because we're 12, and our friend was drowning.DuhWhat were YOU thinking? With your dick? That's not how we play, anon.
>>28523817>>28523820It wasn't a trick at all.It was literally the most obvious outcome of this course of action.
>>28523844what feeling. we freeze him and punch his lights out and its done.
>>28523794> (Other)PANIC MODE ENGAGEUse Flail
>>28523865No, no it really wasn't. We were afraid he was drowning, and rightfully so.Calm down with your meta shipping shit, anon. geez.
>>28523794Lower core body temp.water gun is a bit excessive, and if we use claws, he'll just think we're Kitty
>>28523865I was referencing a post from the black comedy quest, you know with the succubus debacle, yeah I had a feeling this shit would happen
>>28523794I don't wanna punch him but I wanna get awaaaayyyy
gonna need 30 cc of cake to wash the taste out of mouthsalso>our purity!
>>28523878Are you serious? He stressed that whether or not Kitty or us performed the CPR would be a very important decision.Did you think that somehow a full-fledged Rocket Ranger wouldn't know something as basic as CPR, and that's what it was about?
>>28523865>A friend has drowned>There is water in his lungs>He'll be irreversably dead in a minute or so>Appearently most obvious outcome of performing cpr is him kissing me with a deep and forced tongueYour mind is fucked in so many ways by the retarded romance animu.
>>28523908We dual CPR man.Just was on the wrong end.
>>28523908guy, I voted for kitty and even I think you're being a bit crazy now.
>>28523908/tg/ doesn't trust anybody to do anything but themselves.you lack faith /tg/. You don't understand what it means to be part of a team
>>28523891why would you post that? that's gonna haunt my nightmares now.
AoPHwhere every post causes a shitstorm
>>28523918There was someone right next to us who would in theory be even more qualified, due to being mandated to know CPR and may have had to perform it at least once in the field.Again, Professor Yggdrasil stated that it would be an important decision whether or not us or Kitty did it, what did you think he meant?
>>28523945Yeah...probably this too.I feel bad for not trusting Kitty now.
>>28523957guy, can you just drop it? It really hardly matters.
>>28523957Dude, both Ceru and Kitty performed the CPR. Hell, Ceru even looked to Kitty for approval first if you read it correctly. We didn't just leap in and do it all on our lonesome
>>28523893yes. it's cake time after this.Bruise, I am dissapointed in you, and also next time we will just let kitty do it.
>>28523957>in theoryyou want to risk his life depending on presumptions. if i (talking for myself but im sure a lot of anons had the same thought process) had known for sure kitty knew cpr, i'd vote for her. with the knowledge i had, i naturally picked the safe vote when his life was on the line.it was even asked a few times if and how well kitty knew cpr.
>>28523965I guess, I just had a lot of these images and I realized that I don't have what it takes to post them when we make a fuck-up that is of actual consequence, so I was looking for an excuse to use them.
>>28523994That was my thought process. That and I figured our water typing might help there or something. No idea why.
>>28524003Oh anon, you wacky card. Maybe post just a few, and then be done for a while?Anyway, I voted kitty, but this outcome is comedic to me, so I enjoy it anyway. Let's get off bruise, spit, grab kitty, place her on bruise, then go get some punch
>>28524019>Get punchGargle punch. And try now to cry.>First kiss stolen.
>>28524019kitty would probably shred us enough so we cant leave the hospital for a week even with improved pokeregen.and that is if she actually enjoys the kiss
>>28524032Somewhere, dio cries
>>28524032>>28524051Eh, this wasn't a terribly traumatic first kiss stealing.I see us being somewhere between angry and grumpy, not outright weepy.
>>28524060Yeah at least it was a friend.Still though...tongue. Really Bruise? You're 15 man! Where are you learning this crap.
You're confused for some moments as whatever's happening in your mouth is, well happening. Then there's a dawning disgust as you lower your core body temperature to freezing lows.Finally, the hands let go and Bruise opens his eyes," Kit-" They go wide," Oh.""Bruise...""Bruise." Kitty stands over you, claws extended, glowering down at him as she realized what just happened.Bruise looks on fearfully before a smile crests upon his lips and a glimmer of resignation twinkles in his eyes," Well, I've lived a good life.""Send Arceus my regards." Kitty snarls down at him, as you inch away back to the water to wash your mouth out.As you gargle, Bruise starts screaming as he suffers at the end of Kitty's fury swipes. Everyone else at the party relaxes, Devon starts outright laughing at the misfortune of Bruise, to tears even."Man, I don't even care about this game now, I wish I had my index for this! Marine sits down next to you,"So... He kissed you."You spit out the water and gargle more, nodding in the process."MHM."Marine puts you on the back," Didn't like it?""Nhn" A shake of your head."Want some cake to feel better?" "Mhm..." You spit out your last gargle of water and turn, as a familiar man walks past in naught but a Speedo passes by."I hear this was a pool party for one of my top cadet's birthday celebrations." Rocket Leader Giovanni walks upon the party grounds, giving you a delicate smile as he's paired by Jessica and Jamie in their full rocket attire as escort."I'm sorry that I'm late, Cerulean, am I in time fore cake?"> Hug-tackle Rocket leader.> Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.> "Bruise kissed me!"> (Other)
>>28524074Yes. now is the time for cake eating. and NOTHING ELSE.Ignore bruise and kitty. They're making up.
>>28524074>> Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.we professional AND elite
>>28524074>as a familiar man walks past in naught but a Speedo passes by.I literally have tears of joy right now
>>28524074>> Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.Hugging wouldn't be right at the moment.
>>28524074>> Hug-tackle Rocket leader.what could go wrong
>>28524112it's sad, but for once the time is not right for hugsMaybe after cake
>>28524074>"I lived a good life"Ah god yes>*Devon's tears*Heh, me too>*Non-talking CeruSo adorable>Speedo GiovanniTHIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE NIGHT MY SIDES HAVE LONG LEFT ME
>>28524102>>as a familiar man walks past in naught but a Speedo passes by.Dem fuk'n edit'n typos mang.
>>28524074God DAMN Giovanni you are FABULOUUUS!
>>28524074>[X] Hug-tackle Rocket leader.We may never have another good chance. Be as fluffy as we can.
>>28524074> Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.Also I hope we get to see Jessica and Jamie finding out what happened(or didn't happen) with Kitty.
>>28524123>>28524123IT HAS BEGUN
>>28524074> Hug-tackle Rocket leader."Glad you came sir. Of course there is cake" Mumble happily he called you his top cadet.
>>28524074IF we hug tackle-I demand we first stop and crisply salute. Then, when he is stunned by military formality, tackle.
>>28524074Politely tell him about the cake and smile brightly, trying to forget what just happened."I'm really surprised, and glad, you came sir!"
>>28524074> Hug-tackle Rocket leader.It's our birthday, we can do this.
>>28524125so, is bruise dead now?I'm going to write him off as dead.
>>28524156Exactly. When are we gonna ever do this if not on our birthday.
>>28524157Well, as good as dead, which will make Lilac happy.
>>28524074Of all the ways that could have gone, I think that was the funniest.
>his speedo pops off from the glomping
>>28524163a convincing argument.
>>28524074>Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.Salute as well.ELITE
>>28524168I think that may mean we've made the right decision. Fun times.
>>28524074When Bruise is recovered enough to talk to we should give him a lecture on.1. How he didn't expect us also to jump in to save him.2. How mad we are that he pretended to be in serious danger.and 3. How lucky he is it wasn't one of the guys at the party performing CPR.
>>28524190and, also, 4. I'm the white cat, she's the black one, it's not hard to confuse the two
>>28524068From Kitty, apparently.
>>28524190I have to admit though, that was really fast thinking by Bruise.Seriously, he thought that all out in an instant.>Gets shocked>FUUUUUCK THAT HURT>Wait, this is perfect>I bet if I don't move they'll come get me.>YES I FEEL FUR THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOOOOMESadly for him it went so very wrong.
>>28524068>15>Where are you learning this crap?You want to make him a musclewizard or something? Of course he knows.
>>28524209We're both white. Kitty is a cream color, but Ceru is snow colored with some spots I think.
>>28524221he was so, so close.He missed by one cat.
>>28524221Ah quick thinking and raging hormones the worst of combos
>>28524074> Hug-tackle Rocket leader.We haven't hugged him before.
>>28524221I wonder what would have happened if Kitty had saved him.
>>28524074>> Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.not the time for hugs right now
>>28524282something similar, but with less of us losing our first kiss
>>28524282Well, she might have a crush on him, but he IS a minor, so she'd have stopped him, probably more gracefully then us. Probably scolded later, with minor flirts.
>>28524074>Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.
>>28524074>> Hug-tackle Rocket leader.Everyone shall feel that hug at least once.
>try to hug tackle Giovanni>Get clotheslined by Jamie / JessicaPls no
Ceru is barely over 4 ft tall.Giovanni is wearing a speedo.That's crotch-in-face range. Please no.
>>28524074Politely inform him about the cake, then salute and say "request permission to hug sir!". If he says yes, hug the shit out of him, hopefully not at waist height
>>28524331That's why we jump as we hug him. So we get to proper hugging height.
>>28524331Yeah let's not do this.>>28524314Also this is a good counter-reason.
>>28524336this is the best way to go about it.
>>28524314You think they can stop the hug?
Rolled 12>>28524360Nobody stops the hug!
>>28524342Could work. Keep ourselves at face-to-face level by standing on the no doubt giant bidgie he's smuggling
>>28524074>> Politely inform him that cake is indeed within the premises and the time is now for eating it.I'd prefer to not have kitty be double mad at us or any of the other awful things that might happen.Ceru may like hugging, but she's not a socially retarded glomper
>>28524400that should say budgie, not bidgie
>>28524403Yeah this.Plus that'll take time that could be spent eating cake and washing the taste of Bruise Lee out of our mouth.
>>28524403She is not mad at Ceru for what happened, she even gave okay, she is mad at bruise.
>>28524426>>28524403Cake takes priority, I agree. but I don't really care.
>>28524074>naught but a SpeedoThis beautiful man.>Inform him on the cake.Deliciously moist cake.
Darn, we were saving that kiss for someone else.Well, this totally doesn't count. It was just CPR. yeah.
>>28524455It was a full-on frenchie. It totally doesn't count for our totally pure Cerulean.
You take a step forward and give Giovanni a splendid salute," Just in time for cake sir! We have it on the premises and ready for eating, we just need to commence the birthday ceremony and-"Rocket Leader Giovanni raises a hand for you to stop, as he calmly gives you a smile of white teeth,"Please Trainee, you're not even in uniform, and neither am I. Let's get it ready for eating, shall we? I've also brought you a present."Your eyes go wide at that last part. Aside from the food they brought, nobody could really give you a present.. And from Giovanni? By Arceus, this is still the best day EVER."Thank you, sir!" Your smile beams out.And he nods to you once more as you turn to get the cake out and ready from the gym, hearing a strange screech from behind you-turning around, you see Kitty, claws bloody, hug-tackling Rocket leader Gioavanni and all but hopping up and down with him in her grasp."Boss, boss! It's awesome that you can be hear!"You get the cake, pulling it out onto the table as everyone gathers around, eyeballing the sweet treat. A nice big cake filled with fruit and berries, and some delicious fruity soy-based cream. You used to get things like this before mom left, but you didn't have quite as many friends then.Misty brings out candles, and lines up a total of 12 of them for every year that you've been alive.Devon volunteers to light them until everyone tells him,"NO." Thus the task is taken by Mable and Aqua as they touch the wicks with small sparks."Now- make a wish." Misty whispers with a touch of mysticism upon her voice.You need to make a wish on your birthday cake...> Wish for...> the dome to not fall.> the power to protect your friends.> more friends.> your friends to be happy.> to go on an adventure.> to live to your next birthday.> (Other)
>>28524455it doesnt count.
>>28524469>More friends to be happy
>>28524469>>[x] the power to protect your friends.you build a new domeyou can't build new friends
>>28524469> to live to your next birthday.Being an ELITE ranger is a dangerous thing.
>>28524469> the dome to not fall.plsif not, then> the power to protect your friends.
>>28524469>>28524484To be clear, I'm just mashing up the two options.Let's have more friends we can be happy with!
>>28524469>[x] the power to protect your friends.
>>28524469I want to say I wish to be the speedo, but I fear people would think I was being serious so I'm a go with> the power to protect your friends.
>>28524469Wish, huh?Wish for...The power to protect others. Our friends, people we care about, anyone.I think that suits Ceru's personality quite well, heh.
>>28524469Kitty getting the hug but not Ceru.That makes me sad.
>>28524490Well, we got between her and Bruise's kiss. It's only fair that she got to hug-tackle Giovanni instead.
>>28524469>> the power to protect your friends.The most important thing is that we can protect those who give us such happiness
>>28524469Our hug has been stolen, as is fair and just.as for a wish, that is a really tough decision. I'm gonna say [x]wish bruise survives his multiple lacerations on the floor over there
>>28524469We should have hugged him. Why insist on being so professional?>[X] the power to protect your friends.
>>28524469>>28524509Wish to have infinite wish prompts.
>>28524469> the power to protect your friends
>>28524469> the power to protect your friends.
>>28524509>Giovanni has Jirachi>Gives to a 12 year old for her birthdayMan, he really IS the best boss
>>28524469>your friends to be happy.We're already happy, our friends should be too.
>>28524469> (Other)More wishes.
Giovanni brought a matching speedo for Cerulean to wear. All his best underlings wear speedos. All of them.
>>28524534Is boss gonna die? I don't understand Jirachi that well
>>28524533>>28524528>>28524521>>28524511>>28524498>>28524496>>28524491>>28524486Wouldn't it be better to wish they had the power to protect themselves?Let's not make the mistakes of Shirou.
>>28524544Jiraichi is the wish granting pokemon.>>28524547>>28524469Good point.Wish that everyone is strong enough to protect themselves. And others. As an addendum to that wish.
>>28524544Nah, Jirachi's like a shooting star pokemon. Grants wishes and shit. Is also extremely rare, and gen...3-4 I think, so it's just wild theories again.
>>28524559Giovanni turns fabulous while granting wishestis why he wore a speedo
>>28524554If possible, I'd love this too
Seeing a lot of power here.>>28524535That's adorable.>>28524547Power for yourself. Or power for your friends.
>>28524547Bruise can walk anything offGoldie will be fine once he gets his head out of his assAqua has regenMarine is part mudkipRocketsthey fineprovided Ho-oh doesn't rape with raining hellfire
>>28524592Power for everybody. 'I wish that all of us where strong enough to kick those stupid pokemon's asses.'
>>28524592Power for Ceru.ELITE.
>>28524592Both. We want to protect our friends, but we don't want them to be helpless. A big comfy web of protection.
>>28524592said it before I'll say it again> the power to protect your friends.
>>28524592This wish-thing is pretty much the same deal as our favorite flavor, right? Just a character building moment?
I don't care about the wish, but I am minorly concerned for bruiseHe's just sort of lying there bleeding
>>28524592ourselvesour friends work hard for their's. Don't make their hard work and effort meaningless with a free handout!
>>28524592>>28524629Also, wishing for our friends to be stronger. We're already ELITE. Time for our friends to get on our level too!>>28524631He's fine. Don't worry about it. He's already made peace with his life anyway.
>>28524629Do you believe in magic?Do you believe in Jirachi?I don't.
>>28524649Consensus wins out with own power taking priority.Chance roll d100.7 rolls.
>>28524592I'd say power for our friends.Because we're gonna get power, it's just a foregone conclusion.Our allies might not be so lucky.
>>28524592>>28524638Oh, but I'm fine with switching my vote to power for everybody, to break this apparent stalemate.>>28524649Oh I believe in Jiraichi alright. But I don't believe in wishes coming true. At least, not without a cost...
>>28524649I agree Legendaries are for fags
Rolled 7>>28524665sure whateverIt's just a wish
Rolled 90>>28524665Rollin'.>>28524674Fucking amazing crit right there.
Rolled 29>>28524665Bit bummed, but I guess they can make their own wishes.And I guess we can protect them WHILE they get power to protect themselves.
>>28524684I FEEL SO ELITE RIGHT NOW, BOSS!
>>28524681Your bitternss caused you to roll low!>>28524684It's kinda amazing how well we've been rolling this session. Maybe the /tg/ dice gods have given us this blessing for Cerulean's birthday bash?
>>28524674WE STRONG.WE ELITE.
>>28524697>>28524711>>28524684THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!
All we know is Hug and Elite and breathing (besides that one time)
>>28524721even that bruise thing turned out for the better. Sort of.
>>28524738FREE ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE GUESTS!
>>28524738It might have put romance out of our minds until we're well into puberty, so we may have bought ourselves what, a year or so?
>>28524738It made Devon be less of a chode for a few minutes. So that's cool.
>>28524749i wonder, does nidoran have the sex drive of a rabbit?
>>28524763If they did then the forest would be taken over by Nidoran.Unstoppable poison.
>>28524769Ekans gotta eat.
>>28524763Implying anything about Talse, anon?
>>28524777....Touche.There is a balance it seems
>>28524782Yeah, my mind was wandering. If they in fact go on heat every once in a while like a rabbit, and if this also effects the ones with grafts...
>>28524793Not unless his brain, or his genitals were replaced And I highly doubt anyone wants a poison prick.>Dem abilities
>>28524793I'd say no. Since, you know. Sex drive is related to a different organ.
>>28524808>Not wanting to kill monsters by fucking them to death
>>28524808>poison prickHeh. Wonderful.
>>28524808>And I highly doubt anyone wants a poison prick.Really? I'd imagine some who might like a thing like that.
>>28524842Okay, anon, the joke has run its course.
You wish for power to protect people, power so that you won't need to fail others. You've gotten here on hard work and dedication, just need to keep that up. Just keep this up and you'll be on Mom's level in no time.With a deep breath you pass a veil of frost over the candles, putting them out as you make your wish, you want to be strong!The cave is cut, everybody digs in, savoring the sweet treat like the kids they are as Misty tends to Bruise with Kitty out of pity more than anything else. She avoided the vitals, so he should be jussst fine.As the overall festiveness of the party winds down, and Giovanni has finished swimming gloriously, he towels off and sits next to you at the tables."I have brought you something, an appropriate gift for one as ambitious as yourself Cerulean." With a snap of his fingers, Jessica produces a case that she hands over to Giovanni, whom presents the case to you."For my hardest working Rocket Trainee, go one."You gingerly take the box from him with trembling fingers. A gift from rocket leader...>Power CRIT> Rare Candy> Macho Brace> Water Stone> Glacial Stone> Mystic Water> Nevermelt Ice> Blackglasses
>>28524849HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>28524849>>[x] Nevermelt Ice
>>28524849Oh man.Can someone quickly list down what all these things do, so that those of us not familiar with them can understand what they do?
>>28524849I don't even know what half of those do, but I feel like we're in for a wild ride.
>>28524849>"For my hardest working Rocket Trainee, go on."Hate that
>>28524849W-Whoa....Oh...oh man...um...Shit..Can we get a quick run down what these do Professor? I'm not 100%
Rolled 70>>28524849>WATER STONE>WATER STONE>WATER STONESOMEONE GET US AN EEVEE
>>28524849the Glacial Stone.
>>28524875Water stone is rare as dicks and evolves ya
>>28524849> Rare CandyInstant level up / xp?> Macho BraceMore XP per encounter, but lower speed when worn> Water StoneVaporeon / Cloyster / something else> Glacial StoneGlaceon> Mystic Water+20% water damage> Nevermelt Ice+20% Ice damage> Blackglasses+20% Evil damage
>>28524849rare candy- quick level upMacho brace- get more power per level?water stone- used for water evoltionsglacial stone-???mystic water- raises strength of water while heldnevermelt- raises strength of ice while heldBlackglasses- increases strength of dark while heldI suggest macho brace or nevermelt ice.
>>28524868>not "The cave is cut"> Rare Candylevel up> Macho BraceIV (or was EV) lower speed> Water Stonevaporeon, Poliwrath> Glacial StoneGlaceon> Mystic Waterpower up water moves> Nevermelt Icepower up ice moves> Blackglassespower up evil moves
>>28524849Ok, rare candy is levelmacho brace stops insta killswater stone is evolutionGlacial stone is probably the samemystic water ups water attacksnevermelt ice ups ice attacksI think black glasses up crits
>>28524849> Nevermelt IceFull Ice.
>>28524885Ah, thanks anonum...shitWe don't have the parts to worry about a water stone currently. And Macho Brace sounds really handy. It does something with our stats, right? Not just XP.I really want a Macho Brace I think
>>28524849Rare Candy: Let's us level up once, but no EV stuffMacho Brace: Increases EV points, decreases SpeedWater Stone: Used to evolve certain pokemonGlacial Stone: Used to evolve Eevee into GlaceonMystic Water: Used to boost Water movesNevermelt Ice: Used to boost Ice movesBlackglasses: Used to boost Evil moves
>>28524849The blackglasses would be a cool accessory, but I'm not really interested in powering up our Evil moves.Let's get that Never-melt Ice!>>28524885Thanks anon.
>>28524849>Water stonecause we ain't gettin another chance
>>28524868Can we ask him what they do? Mostly curious about Macho Brace in this setting
>>28524849>> Glacial Stone
>>28524910I assume Macho Brace would be equipment for strength training.
>>28524849I didn't link my vote, so I'll say it again- I'm partial to either macho brace or nevermelt ice. I believe we can use our existing water type to count as a water stone. Right?
I'm gonna vote for Macho Brace, and here's why, I believeA. It's very important to use early to get it's max effects. We have the whole quest to get another stone, or reward, and certainly a water stone. We don't even have a Shellder yet.B. The boost moves are alright, but they're more of a "make me better now" Option, I feel.C. Rare Candy, as I understands it, stunts your growth. Like injecting steroids.
>>28524849>> Rare Candy(An unusual candy that stimulates pokemon biology to draw out more potential upon consumption. 1 use.)>> Macho Brace(A hindering brace that will restrict movements and naturall increase tenacity and exp over time.)>> Water Stone(Evolves certain pokemon biology. 1 use.)>> Glacial Stone (Increases duration of hail, evolves glaceon.)>> Mystic Water(Unlimted water for 1 gun)>> Nevermelt Ice(Reduces Ice stamina costs by 1/2)>> Blackglasses(Reduces Dark Stamina costs by 1/2)WARNING: These items are not approved by Silph and may have unusual effects.
>>28524849I'd say either Water Stone or Nevermelt Ice.
>>28524910we can't, he only got us one. we are picking the present retroactively.
>>28524925Mystic Water(Unlimted water for 1 gun)damn that goodbut I am still going with>> Water Stone(Evolves certain pokemon biology. 1 use.)
>>28524920from what I gather, those are rather iffy, where as a stone would be a sure thing.
Okay people, so we can agree that we want something that we'll keep using after this. I see Glacial stone being useful, because Glaceon was apparently awesome.But I'm for Macho Brace (more exp) or Nevermelt Ice (passive boost to our ice skills)I think I'm for Macho Brace the most.
>>28524925[x] Macho BraceReally handy, I think in the long run! And it'd be like Rock Lee. We could take off our 'braces' when we get super serious.
>>28524925I already voted on your other post
>>28524925>>> Mystic Water(Unlimted water for 1 gun)>>> Nevermelt Ice(Reduces Ice stamina costs by 1/2)>>> Blackglasses(Reduces Dark Stamina costs by 1/2)Oh. Those aren't very good. Unless Sheer Cold has a retarded high snatima drain, I don't see those being useful.
>>28524925>Mystic Water(Unlimted water for 1 gun)I know /tg/ loves this shit. It doesn't run out of ammo. Has a tendency to dissipate after some time, and can't go beyond normal action economy.
>>28524925Ah, my vote goes to Water Stone then (cancel my vote for Never-melt Ice). I wanna get that Cloyster.
>>28524925>>>[x] Macho Brace(A hindering brace that will restrict movements and naturall increase tenacity and exp over time.)Fucking give me, no contest. Tenacity is our "fuck critfails" stat.
>>28524925>Mystic Water(Unlimted water for 1 gun)Are you insane?You're giving t-fucking-g a Decanter of Endless Water?I don't think you thought that through.
>>28524849Whatever we choose give him a big, fluffy, and warm hug. He deserves plenty of cuddles for this.
>>28524962Ah, so it's not quite unlimited...hm...
>>28524956Sheer cold's stamina drain would be at 20% without it.
>>28524962Bummer. Field change seems like it would be funny.Just imagine fighting anything and just have perma-water gun on with lock on.
>>28524966>>28524962Apparently it dissipates after some time has passed?
>>28524966Not really endless, man. See here: >>28524962It may dissipate.
>>28524966>>28524962Oh good, you have thought it through.
>>28524849> Water Stone
>>28524925>> Water Stone(Evolves certain pokemon biology. 1 use.)Plenty of good options, but I believe Vaporeon can unlock many more benefits for us .
Oh my god you guysMacho Brace>Doubles any effort values the Pokémon holding it gets, but halves its Speed in battle. Stacks with Pokérus.>Stacks with Pokerus>Stacks>PokerusYEEEEEEES
>>28524925>> Macho Brace(A hindering brace that will restrict movements and naturall increase tenacity and exp over time.)would have voted Glacial stone if this wasn't offeredimproving our training and increasing the size of our Massive Little Girl Ballsack
I gotta ask. Say we do get Eevees to use the stone on.Where the fuck are we gonna fit their parts?
>>28524925>>> Nevermelt Ice(Reduces Ice stamina costs by 1/2)
>>28524925>> Macho Brace
>>28524966>Decanter of Endless WaterIs that a bad thing?
>>28525000are you saying you want to get us sick with a virus which might be a lot more lethal than it is in the game.
>>28524925>Water StoneI don't know if the Macho Brace is our speed?Like /tg/ will probably want to wear it on actual missions, despite that being stupid.
>>28524964>>28524925Wait, I've been convinced again to change my vote. I want Macho Brace now.Maybe you should make a new post for everyone to link their votes to? So it'd be easier on you to count them all?
>>28525000May not stack in this numbnuts
>>28525009 Eevees are apparently very common.
I think we need the anti-samefag vote now.
>>28525017It's more convenient, On-off kind of thing, though for benefit it would be better to train or even battle with it on.
>>28525032That doesn't answer the question at all. So I'll ask again.Where on Ceru's body would she even put the Eevee parts?
>>28525017Like guys you do realize that in actual life or death situations, wearing the Macho Brace is an incredibly bad idea yes?Because we'll need every advantage we can get?
>>28525000Pokerus is eithera) Feral Wyvern Virusb) A microscopic Monsterc) Lethald) Legal property of Silph Co.
>>28525038Can we turn it off mid fight if things get too rough?
>>28525038>battle with it onIn sparring matches, right?
>>28525009We get a fluffy-then-frilly collar for starters.
>>28524925Voting Macho Brace, Ice Queen's gotta have some muscle to... aw hell, I just want to have a positive tenacity modifier for once and extra exp sounds like a great time
>>28525045It's a training brace, man. Not a 'anytime we feel like it' brace. I assumed we'd be wearing it when we're reasonably safe.
>>28525038I have one questionif we don't get a stone here, will we get another chance
>>28525038You misunderstand.I know that we don't HAVE to wear it all the time.But we WILL anyway, no matter how inappropriate it is.And I'd rather not deal with that.
>>28525056What sort of implant is that?>>28525060>>28525045It's easy enough to remove, apparently.>>28525038But I agree on not wearing it when we're going out on actual missions.
>>28525044sorry, I'm tired so I misread the question. also, I have no good answer. maybe we could have it's neck fluff?
>>28524879Wasn't their something said about the Eevee's evolving from the types already in our system?
>>28525066>But we WILL anyway, no matter how inappropriate it is.Wait, I don't understand. Why are you so certain?
>>28525044I'd like Vaporeon's tail flukes and Glaceon's bangs.And... that's it.
if these items just had no effects at all, I'd choose the sunglasses.effects wise though, I just hope you guys choose soon.
>>28525063Yes.>>28525074Yes.>>28525075It could be turned off mid-battle in case it gets too tough. Would yield big rewards though.
>>28525074That's only one method. The other two is:>influence from the environment>elemental stones
>>28525085How complex is it to 'take off'?Is it a button, or a harrness? Just a little curious
[SECURE VOTE]>>> Rare Candy(An unusual candy that stimulates pokemon biology to draw out more potential upon consumption. 1 use.)>>> Macho Brace(A hindering brace that will restrict movements and naturall increase tenacity and exp over time.)>>> Water Stone(Evolves certain pokemon biology. 1 use.)>>> Glacial Stone (Increases duration of hail, evolves glaceon.)>>> Mystic Water(Unlimted water for 1 gun)>>> Nevermelt Ice(Reduces Ice stamina costs by 1/2)>>> Blackglasses(Reduces Dark Stamina costs by 1/2)THESE MAY HAVE EFFECTS UNLISTED. ITEMS UNAPPROVED BY SILPHReply to this post with only the number of the item you would like.Just the number and the link to this post.No comment on anyone else's post.It will not be counted otherwise!Go!
>>28525075Because this is /tg/, and he gave an item that increases the amount of EXP we get, as well as Tenacity.We will never take it off.
>>28525085>It could be turned off mid-battle in case it gets too tough. Would yield big rewards though.Well, I'm fine with that.We don't HAVE to rely on our melee moves, after all. We've got our sniper implants. Gotta make use of them.
they're all pretty solid I guessme sleepy. I've already voted nevermelt ice (be even more like Brady /tg/) fine with whatever though.nighty night, fellow rockets
>>28524925Water stoneWater stoneWater stoneWater stoneWater stone
>>28525069A cute implant. The best kind.Seriously though, I think the implants will mostly be internal, with maybe the skin changing to allow Acid Armor. Plus being able to melt into water seems like something that occurs on the microscopic level, so it won't necessarily be noticeable.
>>28525090So just finished voting. Will you be closing the vote soon to prevent samefagging?
>>28525133voting lasts 5 minutes.
My only regret is we don't get sweet sunglasses out of the deal.But then again, it's marine who should have the sunglasses.
OC item so powerful. What you mean it evolves the pokemon? What you mean it raises level like steroids. Overpowered OC item.Voting closed. Surprised there's nothing for unlimited water.
>>28525093God damnit it does actually encourage us using our ranged/sniping abilities doesn't it?Though I kind of wonder if it'd really work if we barely move relative to a melee fighter.
>>28525164You said it wasn't unlimited.
Why the hell are we picking hindering braces like we are playing a slow grinding game?
>>28525164>OC stonesHa. That tickled my funny bone. Also, unlimited ammo is nice. Unlimited ammo with a chance of randomly dispersing isn't. We are a paranoid bunch good sir.
>>28525179Because tg is metagamers.
>>28525179I honestly don't know. I really don't.
>>28525164Getting sleepy yet, Prof? Will you be ending the session with the birthday gift, or will we be getting a glimpse of Silph Co. before the day is over?>>28525179I assume because the benefits are not incremental. At least, not when we're just generally training. If we win a battle with them on, I'd say we'd get a large bonus. Maybe 50%? 100%?>>28525168It might be harder to move our arms, I think, but it wouldn't hinder us that much anyway.
>>28525179It makes our training more effective. It's not about grinding.>>28525168It affects you no matter your method of attack bro. Any muscle movements are affected
>>28525164Rare Candies are for sucker chumps/just filling out the pokedex, and the elemental stones only work on a handful of unimpressive pokemon.
>>28525164I am sad we didn't go for the glacial stone. But I can accept that this time we wanted the brace, instead of the assured evolution for if and when we got our Eevee parts.
>>28525179>>28525189>>28525193Anons, your behavior is frowned upon. I wanted the Water Stone, but we have to accept these things amicably, alright?>>28525198Although, it'd hinder us less as a sniper than if we were a full-on front-line fighter. I think.
>>28525164Well, the water is really good too.They were all quite good, so I just sort of chose my personal favorite.
>>28525179Cause EXP?I can honestly see some good in this choice, though. If we utilize our sniping abilities, we'll negate the movement cost and get to wear the Brace in combat.
>>28525179To increase gains over the course of the story. >>28525186Ah, I meant that as in, you shoot, it stays in the world for like 30 seconds and then vanishes. No endless decanter of endless water, but virtually infinite shots.Either way, this isn't a one-time thing. These rewards and more will be available from Silph Co. and mission contracts.
>>28525213Nah, it's better not to think of it too hard. It's a brace that makes our training harder, but more rewarding.
>>28525220That's good to know, Prof.
>>28525220yeah, it's just a pleasant bonus gotten early due to birthday effects.If you guys want the rest, we can trade a live superdragon for one.
>>28525220Ooooh, I see. So it's a...uh...X-Ammo or something?Bad example, but yeah, not sorry I didn't pick her up. For now, anyway.
>>28525224I guess it's alright.But it seems kind of silly how the elemental stones are barely used at all.Like did you know that only three pokemon use the Thunder Stone?What's even the point?
>>28525220Out of curiosity, what's the capacity on a Vaporeon water bladder like?
>>28525220>>28525219>>28525198That exactly what you would do in a slow grinding game.Well, anyways, we voted and its over so lets move on.
>>28525243Because...uh...balance?I dunno. It sounds like an excuse for why Pikachu didn't evolve in the anime due to level up, but they sure as fuck didn't bother explaining that for anyone else.
>>28525243For pikachu to turn it down 100 eps
>>28525255I thought bulbasaur needed a grass stone? LV 16. Then lv 32.
I look forward to the mystic water later. There's all sorts of hax things we could do with it.Though, the brace early on is always a good choice.
>>28525263Yup.And he didn't evolve because of sheer determined retardation.Squirtle literally never even got to level 16 though.
>>28525220soon, my glacial stone... soon you shall be mine...
>>28525220An unrelated note before I pass out on the couch, I like to think that all the Espers can see when we slip into evil mode is the shape of our soul. A black steel dragon.
>>28525270Ash is the worst trainer.I wonder if he's similarly incompetent as a professor?
>>28525280Akuma Quest? Right on, my brother.
>>28525280NO.All they see is a huggable ball of fur. So cute that they are stunned by the image and cant even move
>>28525289Raichu was way cooler.I don't care if his stats weren't that great. Raichu was one of my favorite pokemon.And Lt. Surge was my favorite gym leader.
>>28525280We ain't Fafnir.Might meet him though.Maybe we already have.
>>28525301>>28525280the dark jamming would be pointless if they could see something, anons.We just go blank on their scanner. no more psionic ping.
Is there going to be a gargoyle OC poke? You added Rockets based on Akuma Quest.
>>28525316or we fill their minds with images that makes hugging easier
>>28525324>>28525294>Akuma Quest>Gargoyle QuestAnd suddenly I felt lost...
>>28525348I'd suggest something myself, but it wouldn't feel right as I never participated in the quest.
>>28525337Old quests, same OP, and he sprinkles references to them in here and there.
>>28525348Rock Fairy. The fae teeth were the best.
>>28525348>Rock/PsychicDefinitely. Would be fuckin metal.
>>28525358OhWell dang, now I feel dumb.Neat though.>>28525348>Rock/Flying...Aerodactyl?
>>28525348Rock evilWith some rain based ability. Lore and shit
>be giovanni>get invited to birthday party of top rocket trainee>take the chance to purchase her some training gear disguised as a present>She falls for it entirely with no complaints>get free cake and beach party out of the deal
>>28525386The way you phrase it makes this fucking hilarious.
>>28525348Angel is Rock/Ghost or Rock/Fairy. Give him lots of weather moves and some electric moves too. Also Regenerator / levitate as the ability.Make the Shadow of [placenameI cant remember] Rock/Fire with Levitate.
>>28525386WE SHOULDA TOOK THE SHINY ROCKS, MAN!I still want muh shiny rocks
>>28525348Out of curiosity, why in Arceus's blasted hellscape are you still awake and running? Did you shoot yourself up with a cocaine and redbull speedball?
>>28525386GODAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE USED THAT ONE RANCE PIC EARLIER
>>28525404soon, my brother. soon, we shall have ALL the shiny rocks...
>>28525404Don't worry! Silph Co. can provide for all your needs, ranger! And may I recommend that you sign up for our consumer savings card? Sign up now and receive 50% off on a plush toy of your choice!
>>28525441I want the cerulean plush
>>28525396>>28525399This is what giovani does. It's his job/hobby.
>>28525449Are you sure there isn't anything else you might not prefer?
>>28525449Once we take down some monster of note, we totally need to negotiate a toy deal. Imagine little boys and girls playing with Grumpy action figured, aspiring to be super cool rangers like us. More meat for the grinder.
>>28525479I want a Kamen Koga action figure! Complete with the bug-cycle!KOGA 4 NEXT ELITE 4!!!!
>>28525474Yes, give me plushie Cerulean
>>28525502I think I'd prefer for cerulean to get a grumpy plusie
Are we done for today?
>>28525532Well then you're wrong
>>28525502>>28525532The Cerulean plushies are our best sellers and come packed with an accompanying Grumpie plush!>>28525549Waiting for Prof. If he fell asleep, I'll go ahead and archive the thread.
You pull out a strange harness from the case, looking over it wuth a stark curiosity as Giovanni appraises your face, a knowing smirk as he can tell you don't quite know what it is."This marvelous device is known as a macho brace. It's the perfect device for a hard working student such as yourself. By attaching it to your CGS, you'll find your every movement restricted far more than usual, making it excellent for training. Even a week in this, and you'll find that with it off everything just becomes so much easier."You listen intently to the boss's explanation and look it over again,"So, this'll make me strong, right?""Yes. More than you are even now." Giovanni reassures you, with your ever so slightly disappointed look.You beam at him, and throw your arms around Boss's torso, "Thanks so much Rocket Leader, I won't disappoint you, I promise!"Giovanni pats your head gently, "Yes, yes, I am quite sure you will not Cerulean. You are Lorelei's daughter after all, I do hope you make her proud."You leave off of him, and nod with a swift salute,"Of course, Rocket Leader! It's what I strive for!""Exactly what I like to hear."You had a fun time with all of your friends, played beach volleyball, lost your first ki... No, it didn't count.Oh, and you got an awesome present from the Boss!Today was a great day, and now all of your friends kind of know each other a bit more. Even Devon had fun.Back at the dorms, you drift off into sleep with your new training gear set up right beside your CGS, you smile at it as moonlight filters through your window. A shadow darts across the pallid moonlight, causing you to dart to attention, looking outside. Nothing there, and nothing beyond the dome's walls.Right, it can't be anything. Not like that time. It was over a year ago now that the monster debriefed to all rockets as "Zapdos" passed over, killing the power grid without even looking at any of you.
>>28525578>it's been a year nowOh nonono
Today was a great day but... What about tomorrow?The world is scary. Huge and scary.You look at your hands, staring at your amber claws along with the port leading to your remoraid gun. Could this really be good enough to take down something like that? Could YOU even be strong enough to do that? Is ANYONE even really strong enough to take those monsters out.. What else is out there?These questions pervade your mind seldomly as you toss and turn upon your comfy bed, forgoing a blanket."I don't want to die. I don't want my friends to die. I don't want the dome to fall. I need to be strong, I need to be.." You whisper to yourself quietly, beginning to whimper as your feel tears well up in your eyes.Doe anyone else thing about this? You wonder. It's not all that easy to be happy and friendly all the time after all. But hey, it beasts worrying about things like this.Staying up for a while longer, you drift off into a fitful sleep. You'll get Lilac some cake tomorrow...>End Thread>Next time announced Friday.
>>28525590it's a coming
>>28525590and now I can go unconscious.Thanks for running!
>>28525590Cheers mate, great as always. Go rest up now
>>28525578>You are Lorelei's daughter after allSo no reactions from our friends finding out about this? Or did he just whisper that last bit to us?>>28525590Thanks for the session, Prof. It was a pleasure.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28522042/Archived, cadets! DISMISSED!
Good night everyone.>>28525606It was just you and Giovanni.
>>28525590Man this really was a great thread.And you wanted to cancel for today, you silly billy.Ah, good times...I love this fuckin' quest man.
>>28525578giovanni training gift-scheme:100% success.She will never be the wiser.Later: it turns out we hate that thing
>>28525578>A shadow darts across the pallid moonlightDid a mischievous fairy visit us on our birthday......?>>28525611Excellent. Night Prof. Don't stay up to answer questions. You need the sleep.
>>28525611Goodnight professor, look forward to when next we meet.
>>28525590Great thread combo Prof.Assuming you live in America and don't work in retail, hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving.
>>28525617This is why he's the Rocket Leader and why we're just a lowly cadet.If only we could all be more like Giovanni.
>>28525611Say we'd gotten multiple critfails.What would he have given us?
>>28525633A backhand to the face.Giovanni represent.
>>28525590>Doe anyone else thing about this? You wonder.Y-y-yes.....why you gotta be so depressing....>>28525633A speedo.>Implying that isn't better
>>28525633An authentic sampling of genuine cigars.
>>28525636oh god dat mental image
>>28525636THE SPEEDO INCIDENT.WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
So we gonna be Rock Lee now?