"Souji? You alright?" You call out to the young man, keeping your eyes trained at the grinning, hulking monstrosity in front of you, the spiked metal pillars serving as its arms resembling huge goremauls than anything else. Its massive, scarred chest heaving up and down as it sucked in air from between its rotting teeth. "Can you walk?""Y-yeah," Souji takes a moment to reply, here, his voice a small, shriveled thing. "T-that thing, I didn't...I didn't know about that--""Yeah?" You risk a glance at him - he's gone completely white, as white as the coat he's wearing. "Listen, take Kat and run to the docks. You know where the Rafflesia's docked, right? Go there, get Kat into the ship and have Fran start on fixing her. I'll catch up after I let off a little stress with Butterfingers here."Jesus Christ. Listen to yourself. It's like you're in some sort of third-rate anime, or something.
>>28487620"N-no, I can't," The young man says much too quickly, and despite the tremor in his voice, you know he's serious. "I can't just leave you, that thing--""...will kill you," You finish for him, bluntly. Your vox speakers robbing your voice of all warmth. "Come on, Souji. You're Fran's assistant, that means you're smart. What can you do in this situation, huh? Talk him to death?" You turn towards him again, just for a second. "Run, dammit. RUN.""But--""RUN!" You scream at him, just as Strauss' pet begins to roar - the glowing glass vial jutting out of its abdoment, welded and held there by jagged pieces of metal, beginning to shine a bright, blinding red. Washing out every other color around it, its contents churning. "I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING RUN!"Whether he was actually cowed by you screaming at him or by Butterfingers suddenly exploding into a bestial charge - the ground trembling with every step the monstrous giant took - you let out a sigh of relief as Souji finally takes off, carrying Ekaterina's limp form in his arms, legs desperately pumping up and down as he sprinted away. ...Kid's a fast runner for someone who looked like they spent the entire day on the internet.That's one less thing to worry about. Now, to worry about the other thing, here--Throwing yourself to the side - the roll you tuck yourself into making several of your already-bruised ribs stab more painfully in protest - and you barely avoid being reduced to a smear on the ground by Butterfingers' first charge. Forcing yourself back on your feet - despite every cell in your body screaming for you to just lie down and rest - you dodge a brutish swing from its spiked arms, and another, and another. The last one missing you by bare millimeters, with one of the spikes actually managing to scratch a deep furrow across the top of your helmet.[1/2]
>>28487621...Shit, you'll have to use 'that', won't you? This thing doesn't look like it'll even flinch if you hit it full force in the face with a crowbar.You take the opportunity to try it out a second after you think it, ducking underneath a swing that would have torn you neatly in half had you been a split-second slower. You bring the crowbar into its face in a double-handed, overhead axe cleave - and all you managed to do, despite the impact feeling like you just broke both your arms in the process, was make it even more angry.Well. Fuck that, then.You toss the crowbar aside - your favorite wetwork tool now bent into L-shaped uselessness - and it's here that you break into a run. A full-out run back up the Red Line Highway, your booted feet kicking up loose asphalt. Butterfingers letting out another earth-shaking roar behind you, before giving chase."Running?" Strauss' voice crackles into life in your ear. "Zat is vhat you're doing? Phahahaha! Look at zis! You are actually thinking you can escape him!" Another bout of cackling. "No one runs from Butterfingers, my dear Culexus!""No doubt," You reply. "But I'm not running, you lunatic.""Oh?" Strauss chuckles. "Zen vhat are you--""Getting into range." You hold out your hand to your side, gloved fingers spreading momentarily, before you curl them around a slender rose stalk, easily as long as you are tall. Why does it have to be a rose? Why the fuck does it have to be a bow?A flash of bright, painfully-pink light, and a giant rose blossom unfurls at its tip, blazing with pink flame. Why pink? WHY did it have to be pink?[2/3]
>>28487628At the same time, a solid beam of pure crimson light materializes in your other hand, crackling eagerly in your grip. Energy manifested and compressed into a single, streamlined shaft, literally shaking with restrained explosive force.You skid to a halt the moment you hear Strauss' monster give another roar - and you spin neatly on your heel just as you nock arrow to bow and pull back. Despite having no visible drawstring, you feel the teeth-gritting resistance of one pushing back against your hand, the rose stalk tensing as you strain for every inch.And as you aim - forcing your shaking arms still as you find your center - you see the hulking form of Butterfingers closing the distance between you with every moment. You managed to put twenty paces between you - now he was rapidly eating it up in a loping run. Both spiked arms spread on either side of him. Fifteen paces. Now ten.Ten paces. That's...that's fine. You can hit something at that range.Where do you shoot him?In the big shiny red glowing thing.In his ugly face.
>>28487638[x]In the big shiny red glowing thing.deja vu like a fucking truck what the hell
>>28487638>[X]In the big shiny red glowing thing.Glowing weak spot.It's a fucking soul gem or a grief seed or something, I'm sure.But I can't think of any better way to put down someone who's been as corrupted than with Meduca's bow.
>>28487638[x] SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!
>>28487638[X]In his ugly face.Always aim for the head.>>28487672It's just a container full of rage chemicals. Fleshpounds aren't even magic.
>>28487638[X] Big shiny red glowing thing.When presented with a target....
>>28487638[x]In the big shiny red glowing thingIt seems like such an obvious weak point; it's not a trap, is it?
>>28487685normal fleshpounds, maybe.But this one is made by a mad magical girl scientist.And I can't think of any better way to infect someone with THE RAGE than by using a Grief Seed as a container, can you?
>>28487638[X] in the shining red glowing thing.
>>28487620...isn't that Akira from Rival Schools?
>>28487638Hrm...Well, I was half-right about 'that'. It's just the bow.[X]Shoot the shiny.Shooting the face may not do anything. The red gem changes colors. It is either a restraint unit, or its' 'heart' of sorts.That, and in the chance we miss...Well, better to hit a solid chunk of body than miss the head.
>>28487710>Well, I was half-right about 'that'. It's just the bow.that we can see. It's a fair assumption that most Culexus have a normal MG outfit under their suit.
>>28487707Oh boy here we go.
>>28487638>FleshpoundsDoes no-one Google the damn name?>[x]In his ugly face.
>>28487685Well, wouldn't breaking the container of such chemicals be a good thing? And wouldn't such a container lead to vital areas, which would be affected by an explosive arrow?Or would Strauss have set it up as a decoy weak point?
>>28487722I don't know, but I'm betting she didn't plan on an interaction with the Goddess of Magical Girls Bow of Salvation.
>>28487717...That must be uncomfortable as hell.
>>28487730Of course. Why do you think most Culexus are so grumpy?
>>28487638[X]In the big shiny red glowing thing.>>28487717I talked about this with Decu. Culexus keep their MG outfit under the suit. Malal and Yuma keep their canon outfits under the leather.
>>28487732[X] FUCKING THISIf there's one thing I've learned from New Vegas, its ALWAYS START OFF BY SHOOTING DEATHCLAWS IN THE LEGS.BECAUSE IT CRIPPLES THEIR FUCKING MOVEMENTSHOOT THE LEGS, THEN WE CAN JUST KITE THE FUCK
>>28487638Someone been hitting the evil monster gym?
>>28487638Well, on one side FP's take more damage from headshots, on the other side, I want to see what happens when we explode the drug reservoir.[X]In the big shiny red glowing thing.
>>28487740Yeah, I thought id seen that alluded to someplace
>>28487740I only imagine how does Malal fit the poofy skirt of her MG costume into the Culexus suit
>>28487749>Well, on one side FP's take more damage from headshotsStrictly speaking, Fleshpounds' heads have a seperate, smaller HP pool to the body. Shooting the head is quicker because of that, not due to a damage multiplier.
>>28487748good to see you NECOhow is the crazy thing that you call journalism going?
Just so you know, this is what you're up against.
>>28487768The Culexus outfit probably suppresses the normal transformation? Otherwise it would be really uncomfortable...
>>28487721No, because metagaming is bad.
>>28487721>implying Strauss wouldn't fix an obvious weakpoint
>>28487801Looks like someone accidentally pressed the chat button again!
>>28487721>Does no-one Google the damn name?That's exactly what I'd do if I was in a life or death battle with one after the fucking thing tore apart the bike I was on.
>>28487809>Not having a HUD in your biker helmet>Not having it set to automatically google any word that comes through that is not registered as known by you>Not having it pull up important information about any searched nouns automatically
>>28487824We're in Varrigan city. You need to pay for the wifi.
>>28487830TRULY, IT IS HELL ON EARTH.
>>28487824Yeah, why don't you google "Butterfingers" and see if that gets you any useful intel on that critter. Because in-universe, no one mentioned "fleshpound".
>>28487824>assuming this isn't the first one ever because Strauss made it from scratchReally?
>>28487776Oh, you know. It pays the bills.Well, I mean, nyot really. It's the high-intrigue corp deals that pay the bills. But those are like journyalism
I suppose it makes sense that the best time of the day is the time when I'm awake due to insomnia.
>>28487836"butterfingers monster spikes"?
No offense Decu, but I'll be glad when this arc is over and done with. It has been super depressing.
>>28487936You say that like it's a bad thing. Do you even noir?
>>28487936Healing seems to be working then.
>>284879532noir4me>>28487959I'm going to be healed to death at this rate.
>>28487978>2noir4meYeah well, I really like Malal. She's like the only character who's admitted that MG's are just fucking murderhobos out for the money and the excitement of killing people and is trying to make amends for it. It's a much-needed injection of thought into thins mindless blundering.
>>28488029I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with Malal. She's fantastic.
>>28488029What about Wendy?Chiaki's pretty jaded, too...
>>28488069Not just jaded. Malal seems like she realizes how it is wrong and is trying to change that. That tankes strength.
>>28488089Damn, I forgot to change the speech bubble to "No Decu No!"
>>28488029I dont think murdeehoboism really fits with MG life.Granted, the QBs are a lot more upfront about the nature of their faustian deal, but even so, its one wish.And there are as many reasons to be an MG as there are MGs.Really its a distasteful business, but theres always some poor schmuck who'll trade everything they ever had and everything they might ever be for a golden ticket.
>>28488106Implying they don't end up as hired killers one way or the other, or working for an organization that runs hired killers. That's like all they do, there's no community service witch eradicating left here.
>>28488089>>28488118HAHAHAHAHAThanks anon, Thanksthis make me a slightly less sad prinny dood
>>28488118Swap the Mami head with Midorin head.
>>28488138Bloody hat, you mean.
>>28488119>there's no community service witch eradicating left hereWhy do something for free when you can get paid for it?
>>28488099>Implying Decu isn't actually Urubochi in the first place
Geez, is the 15-minute limit even worth keeping any more?
>>28488119Thats what the system does to MGs but by the time you realize that its too late because you're in the system and your existence is dependant on grief seefs. But witch hunting still happens, and indeed thats the thrust of QBs magical girl propaganda
>>28487628>>28487638>Malal using Meducas BowI know I should have expected that but for some reason I didnt. Why didnt I?
>>28488213At this rate? Prolly not.
>>28488277Because it's easy to forget that Malal is the reincarnation of a goddess, under that street tough exterior and sexy biker outfit.
90 minutesdecu is deadjust like malal
>>28488285>reincarnation of a goddessMore like reincarnation of Madoka, the real one that is.
>>28488277kinda unrelated, but should i read the manga while i wait for a good-quality release of the movie?
>>28488277I find that Madoka inducing violent vomiting in other magical girls is far more amusing. She's just so sweet and nice! Makes you sick.
>>28488298No, the manga is awful.
>>28488298>>28488303The manga isn't *awful*, but it is a rather terrible adaptation of the series; just watch it again instead.
>>28488300Malal needs to use the "like a fucking dragon" line some time.
>>28488322Not him, but I haven't watched it at all. I'm kinda afraid too now, after reading MGN 3~ times.
>>28488138>>28488142Anything else my master?
>>28488337I see no blood
>>28488334Don't worry, it's not as bad as MGNQ. There's even a happy* ending!http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=386504
>>28488334The series is actually not that bad if you marathon it.
>>28488339>>28488345>>28488351Not "afraid" afraid. Just, all the characters are in my head as their MGN persona's, which are different than whatever they are in the real series.
>>28488285>reincarnation of a goddessShin Madoka Tenseisorry i couldn’t resist
>>28488356Is only in the fourth one does a goddess actually gets resurrected
>>28488334im at episode 10. holyOMGBLEH kyuubey you make me want to kill every feline on the planet. also, sayaka is a bitch
>>28488334Just marathoned it a few days ago because of MGNQ.Watch it. Waaaaaatch iiiiiiit.
>>28488379Episode 10 is best episode.
>>28488355Not that different. Mami's basically the same, KyoukoxSayaka is practically canon anyway, and Homu is homuhomu.The only real change is Miss Not Appearing In This Quest Because You Turned Her Into A Witch You Monster.But that's canon for Rebellion anyway so whatever.Oh wait, I just realised something. Strauss claims to have created the first Maerorus, a perfect union between Witch and Magical Girl.But Faust. Who was created by Murderface. Accidentally.I_accidentally_a_goddess_is_this_bad.jpg when?
>>28488396i have no problem being trapped eternally in this maze./shivers.
>>28488298Depends. Not really. Read Oriko Magica or Kazumi Magica instead since some of those characters show up in MGNQ.Kazumi Magica has an interesting premise and Theme of "Teenage girls are all backstabbing cunts" is alsodecent, its just that the Story gets batshit-retarded after the first few chapters.Orico Magica is just more suffering like in the animus and could be considered one of the timelines Homuhomu lands in before saving Madoka and by that I mean fucking the Universe sideways. It als features the second cutest Meguca off all.
>>28488415>>28488396Once you're done watch this, an excellent in-depth analysis of the series.http://sfdebris.com/videos/animation/madoka.php
>>28488406Ahahahaha oh my god.We have to introduce Pinky to Strauss.I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE
>>28488417Isn't that Omegon? Why are all the cutest megucas Culexus in this quest?
>>28488421I remember that. Pretty good, even if he did use the dub for his review.Bunnycat is a dick.
>>28488367well the name come from of the novel in with a goddess is reencarnedand tensei is for reincarnation not resurrectionI should stop posting things unrelated and showing how much of a nerd I'm
>>28488406Strauss is wrong. She just slapped witch flesh on a Meguca and called it a day.
>>28488417Poor Yuma. Abusive parents, sempai and all her squad mates die, everyone she hates gets off for free, girlfriend is living on borrowed time. Being Omegon is suffering
>>28488417Yeah, not too far from how I'd sum up the mangoes.Official series manga: Crap retelling. Just watch the anime.Kazumi: A ton of potential and some interesting bits, but too many characters with zero development and most of them have some really weird designs and yet are somehow still forgettable, and the entire plot goes insane and arbitrarily ass-upwards and is just groan-inducing. Oriko: Potential in the other direction, since it manages to not have a billion characters, and better designs too. Gives Homura a foil which is interesting. But still not all that great, and the art is kind of shitty. Overall my opinion would be to just read Oriko and maybe try Kazumi if you have a free day and just want to power through it for some free dumb mindfuck.
>>28487658 >>28487672 >>28487689 >>28487692All your life you've applied one simple philosophy to fighting - aim for the head, and any fight you're in would end quickly and easily. It's served you well, whether you had a gun or a crowbar in your hands, or whether you were aiming to just put them down or kill them. And it worked on everything you've had to tangle with so far - yakuza, witches, and Magical Girls.Butterfingers doesn't seem to apply to any of them, so you're forced, for now, to consider an alternative. And from what you can see...well, you're not going to let such an obvious target go, aren't you?It's with this in mind that you lower your aim just by a few inches - and, struggling to keep your grip on the furiously-vibrating shaft of violent crimson energy - you let the arrow of light fly.Like no arrow you've ever loosed in the practice ranges, the shaft of light seems to pause a few moments in mid-flight. Hovering there, mere feet away from you, mere feet away from the rampaging berserker with fucking goremauls for arms seeking to tear you limb from limb. Then - in the space of two of your own heartbeats - it grows bigger. Brighter. Until it's flooding everything with its harsh searing light, a crimson star going supernova right in front of you. Hot enough that your helmet beeps in alarm, detecting temperatures hotter than the surface of the fucking sun. Hot enough that you see what little left of Butterfingers' face there is shrivel up into blackened, charred flesh.And only then does it continue on its flight. Faster - much faster than you've ever seen anything fly. Fast enough that it actually roars itself in passing - a sonic boom that your helmet hastily tries to dampen, so it doesn't shatter your eardrums. It barely manages to.[1/2]
>>28488435There is never a bad time for SMT, Prinny.Never.
>>28488469AND THEN THERE'S REBELLION STORY.
>>28488477It hits Butterfingers, right where you aimed it, and keeps on going. It seems to just pass right through the rampaging behemoth - no noise, no blood, and certainly no explosion. As if you simply shot it into empty air, rather at something made out of flesh and bone and hate.And as you watch the arrow disappear into the horizon as a single point of light - almost a star - it's here that you find yourself looking through the perfect hole in Butterfingers' midsection, exactly one foot in diameter. The edges blackened, the flesh inside perfectly cauterized. Cored right fucking through.Butterfingers falls. Just before it completes its charge, it pitches forward, its massively-muscled legs buckling underneath it, suddenly nerveless. There's a dull crack as its face slams into the asphalt, but no cry of pain issues from its many-toothed mouth. The rest of it follow afterward, the typical boneless thud of a corpse surrendering to gravity.Jesus. That's...you should probably use the bow more often, huh?"No...NO!" Strauss is screaming in your ear as you fall to the ground yourself, the rose-stalk bow disappearing in your grasp. "BUTTERFINGERS! MY CHILD! YOU...YOU VEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM! YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE VHORE, I WILL MURDER YOU--"You'd have replied, if it weren't for the fact that you needed to throw up, a sudden wave of crippling nausea crashing hard into you. Something hot and scalding and sour crawling up your throat and filling your mouth. You fall to your knees here as both your hands come up to claw at your throat, at the pressure seals securing your helmet in place. No, no, you're not going to throw up in your helmet again, no--[2/3]
>>28488505Which... ...Is not a manga?
>>28488477You don't fuck with Meduka's bow. You just fucking don't.
>>28488514Actually it is. A three-volume one even.But it's not translated, and I'm not even sure if it's finished being published yet.
I've been thinking about the kind of wish that would create a culexus ever since that time in the silent room with Omegon.If a normal wish that causes someone happiness gives a magical girl regular magic powers, to get a magical girl that is instead a sort of void that swallows magical power, wouldn't it make sense that it was a wish that directly caused despair?
>>28488507Your helmet hits the asphalt with a crack and rolls away from you as you retch hot, black, stinking blood into the asphalt. The gory vomit falling too fast and too thick, creating a filthy puddle between your hands, too copious for the ground to drink with any speed.Another heave sends more blood into the road, some of it splashing on Butterfinger's ruined face....Oh. Right. This is why you don't use the fucking bow at all.BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU THROW UP FUCKING BLOOD."Do you see?" A voice suddenly speaks up behind you. A cold voice, one brimming with hate and venom and just a touch of premeditated murder. And all too familiar. "Do you see what's going on here, Madoka? Do you see what the contract's done to you?"You turn to look at her, squinting. Your eyes aren't all that used to unfiltered light. Too much time looking at everything from behind a visor....It's her. Black hair, black wings, stylish fucking dress.Her face twisted into an expression of utter hate."You'll die. You'll die, and everything you're planning for will be for nothing."How do you respond?
>>28488539Seems like it's wishes of self sacrifice that make culexus, if yuma's is anything to go by.
>>28488544[x] Put the helmet back on. Not today, bitch.
>>28488544I think,"Go fuck yourself" is again appropriate.
>>28488544FUCK.Response:No choice. That or let my junior be killed.
>>28488544Well, at least she's more lucid and verbose than the one in our soul?
>>28488544[x] Throw up on her in answerI still love you, Homucifer, but don't say this shit to someone retching blood.
>>28488539More likely Culexus come from trying to fuck with the system.>>28488544[x] "At least I'm not dressed like a whore."
>>28488544[X] "That is not for you to decide, but I appreciate the concern."
>>28488544Oh god it's the Pinky to Malal's Homura, isn't it?
>>28488539... so malal fucked someone over majorly to become uberculexus? would making kyuubey more humane cause despair?>>28488544awwwww shit.ahem.That happens. its what we do while we're alive that matters. if even a few things go off without a hitch before i die, i can die with that
>>28488544[x] Voting for this >>28488557Lets not dignify her with an answer.
>>28488544[x] "Not today. Not today and you know it."Recover from this like a boss and then just go and walk it off. We don't have time for gothloli bitches.
>>28488544"Bitch, I never was anything but a cold blooded killer.But I'm trying, here. Trying real hard to be the Shepard."
As the Homus are haunted by an evil Godoka, the Madokas are haunted by Homucifer? Makes sense.>>28488544[x] "Maybe. But you can be damn sure I'll take you with me. Nice dress, by the way. Guess the whorehouse just closed?"
>>28488544[X] I was happier when you forgot to visit. Go away. Then pick up the helmet again. One hour before the next meeting, and just in time to catch Homucifer. So far so good
>>28488544"Everyone dies. I'll choose my own death."
>>28488544[x] "Sorry about that. You wouldn't happen to have a pick-me-up or something, would you?"
>>28488544[X] Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. You should know that best.
>>28488562>>28488557[X] Combine. Finish up - spraying Homu with a fair bit of it, then re-don the helmet.
>>28488544[x] I'll tell you the same thing I told Strauss: I don't die in Varrigan City."
>>28488562[x] 2nt-ing this. seriously why taunt the person vomiting blood? what good will come of it besides a face full of blood vomit? Your smarter than this homu homu.
>>28488609That only works on people who aren't privy to the timeline fuckery.
>>28488557This. Don't even acknowledge the whore.
>>28488605Seconding combination vomit/nofucks
>>28488605Objectively the best option.
>>28488544[x] Do not reply, get helmet back on, make for the Docks. We don't have the time to be talking here.
Malal's powers truly are vomit powerw
Chiaki is an ass man.No ass is better than Chiaki's.Chiaki is Homura.Homucifer is Homura.No ass is better than Homucifer's.We have to get her into the Watermelon.
>>28488477This is why I play as Meduca in Grief Syndrome.Sure Mumi is impossible to kill and Kyaku has great combos, but that fucking bow though
>>28488665Well, watermelon seeds ARE black...
>>28488544She would be proud anons
>>28488665She hates us mate. With a passion.
>>28488544[X] do >>28488605
>>28488665We could just.. y'knowHook akuhomura up with pinky.We.. we don't need to be greedy, man.
>>28488680The outside of a watermelon is green with BLACK stripes.
>>28488685That will just make the eventual victory that much sweeter.Her hate only makes her booty deliciouser.
>>28488685That just means hatesex.
>>28488698I'm not sure how to tell you this, mate, but either you only eat cartoon watermelons, or you're eating some rotten ass watermelons.
>>28488483Then I'll leave this strange ting that I found herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtX3ubli0Dwalso I know its inappropriate but any one have news on SMT quest?
>>28488706>>28488707Nothing can stand in the way of booty calls, eh. I wonder how would Pinky react if she saw Chiaki and Homucifer in one bed.
>>28488707Hate selfcest? Truly we are treading unknown waters now
>>28488723"ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AT ONCE! NOW WHERE DID I OUT THAT STRAPON?"
>>28488719Is SMTQuest a thing? I was kicking around the idea of running one, nya.
>>28488544>HomuciferAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I know I should have also seen this coming but I for some reason I didnt!
>>28488592[X]"Bitch, I never was anything but a cold blooded killer.But I'm trying, here Ringo. Trying real hard to be the Shepard.This version of Meduka was delinquent, remember. This is a step up.
>>28488719Neat.>>28488738>SMTQuestI'd read that.
>>28488692Thus freeing up Midori x Chiaki x Wendy. Brilliant!
>>28488733"You can't hide from me, fake. One day-""I am going to fuck you.""I a-what""One day I am going to pin you to a bed, strip off that dress of yours, and fuck you silly.">No response, just a blank stare"Well that, or the other way around. I'm not picky. Either way...">leans in"You. Me. Naked. In the same bed."
>>28488770>not mentioning the tongue trickwhat are you even doing
How long has it been since Chiaki licked Midori's soul gem? We really need to do that again.
>>28488738some anon named StoryWalk started a SMT based quest, two of the 3 threads can be found herehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shin%20Megami%20Tensei%20Questalso go ahead NECO, I will participate if in lurking when it startsI my self have being toying whit the idia of running a "Devil Summoner" one
>>28488792That's for after a date or two.
>>28488793Ooh, thanks. Gonna take a look at this and see if it's really similar to what I had in mind. I don't want to step on anybody's toes or anyathing.
>>28488788Posting from a phone.
>>28488807>I don't want to step on anybody's toes or anyathingSMT quests never last. Are you cat enough to run the first one that does?
> come home from work> check twitter, decu says thread in an hour two hours ago.> cool need to sleep anyways will catch archive> pass out wake up 2 hours later > check Twitter> thread up! Time.for bad decisions from lack of sleep.
>>28488792All in moderation anon.
>>28488807glad I could help you are a cool cat NECO
>>28488770Our ultimate goal in this quest should be to get Homura, Pinky, and Midorin into the sane bed as us.Once we do that, we can officially declare ourselves to be Better Than Kharn. In every way.
>>28488878>Better Than KharnTechnically we're already that since Mami slept in our bed. The details of how and why are not important.
>>28488878Or we can hook Lucihomu and Pinky up and save ourselves and the world a lot of trouble
>>28488844Sleep is for the weak.>>28488878>Midorin sharing a bed with two and half godsMaximum terror!>sane bedIt really wouldn't be.
>>28488878>Better than KharnWell, variety is the spice of life, after all, and she only went for blondes.
>>28488838Probably not!>>28488858Thank you, though~
>>28488906>and she only went for blondes.No, she just preferred blondes. She wasn't too picky, according to the Panty Collection she had.
>>28488929>Panty CollectionThat was totally Anon's fault. It started with Nero.You crazy people.
>>28488792>2012+1>Still licking soulgems>Not eating them instead
>>28488971Its like vore. But hotter.
>>28488949You say this like a bad thing, its the internet mang.
>>28488971You're only supposed to eat your own soul gem, anon!It gets too kinky otherwise!
>>28488971>2014-1>Eating Soulgems>not using Soulgems as buttplugs>ISHYGDDT
>>28488929She liked unusual hair colours in general but blondes were the best according to Kharn>>28488949We started a great thing with that. Kharn left a mighty legacy that will forever be remembered amongst the ninth for her conquest of almost every magical girl she met one way or another
>>28488971that worked out really well for Strauss's new friend in the writeups.
>>28488971>>28488976>Swallowing a soulgem wholeThis makes my no-no bits all tingly...
>>28489018Vomit was involved.
>>28489027Its ok, we hung out with Malal.We can take it.
>Saw hole in skull>Take soul gem and fuck the pleasure center of the brain with it.Oh yeah. That's the good stuff.
>>28489018her stomach acted up.
>>28488878You can't get any of those people into a sane bed. Well, maybe Midorin.
>>28489044Meguca sex is fucked up.
>>28489057Yes. But so much homuhomu.
this thread is way too lewd right now.
>>28489083I love that /tg/ seems to have fixated on this show, the gifs are great
>>28489083Not really. Kinky is having your ovaries replaced with your kohai's ~and~ your sempai's soulgems.
>>28489044>>28489136Strauss, get off the internet.
>>28489136That doesn't even make sense. Soul gems aren't in particular useful for replacing ovaries with.
>>28489111No anon. If anything the Thread isnt lewd enough!tfw there will never be a foursome between Homucifer, Pinky, Malal & Chiaki
Rolled 35>>28489135what is this show?
>>28489136Kinky is sticking your lovers soulgem in your womb, then having a guy knock you up with it still inside.
>>28488557 >>28488562You don't have any more blood puke left in you, it feels like, but you spit what's left in your mouth at her in reply instead. It lands by her stockinged feet, depressingly far from the mark you've aimed the gob of sour spit and clotting blood at - you were aiming at her face = but it seems to do the job in making her angrier.Blood puke. ...Hey, that's a good song title--oh, wait. Somebody already wrote that. Good song, though, one of your party favorites."Oh, very mature. Cuts right to the quick." Her mouth twisting into a snarl, she steps forward, bright purple eyes flashing. "I told you not to take the contract, right? I can't save you if your soul's trapped inside a Soul Gem. Why didn't you listen? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN, MADOKA?!"She screams your first name in a harsh, keening wail, loud enough to echo across the empty landscape that the Red Line Highway cuts through to the docks. You shake your head here, keeping silent as you retrieve your helmet. Checking it for damage, frowning as you see the cut that Butterfingers made on its surface. ...He's ruined the cool skull thing you had custom-printed, too! You'll have to get this one repaired when you get back."You're ignoring me?" Her tone is incredulous now. "You're ACTUALLY ignoring me? After all I've done for you, after I've gone through for you - to SAVE you - you're giving the cold shoulder?" It's here that you feel a cold hand grasp your upper arm, cold enough for you to feel through the thick padded leather of your suit. "Madoka, you can't do this to me. I love you. I LOVE YOU. Don't do this to me, I'm the only one who loves you this much--"[1/2]
>>28489145Maaaaan I wish I had a job performing amoral experiments on people and stitching things that probably shouldn't be in places into said places.
>>28489171You pull your arm free from her grip. No. You don't talk back to crazy. You never talk back to crazy."Ma..Madoka?" She sounds hurt, now, and seems to choke before grabbing your arm. "N-no. No, Madoka, look at me. PLEASE! Please, I've sacrificed so much for you!" She's crying now, loud helpless sobs, angry tears tinged with bitter despair and anguish. "I've killed so many people, so many timelines, just so we can be together again! Please, at least look at me! MADOKA!"You crunch your helmet back down onto your head, the pressure seals hissing and clicking to place. Your HUD notifying you of the fact that your suit's limiter settings had been on EMERGENCY MODE the entire time, and was now just going back to NORMAL, now that your helmet's back on.You let out a breath, and it's here that you turn to check.. . .Gone. No one there, only Butterfingers' lifeless corpse.Just like it should be.. . .Right. Anyway.You should call in, probably. Have Fran send a motorized transport to pick up Souji and Ekaterina, and then you. Before Strauss' goons - or Strauss herself - decides to come back and send more surprises your way.It's here, then, that the familiar rumble of a punknaught interrupts your thoughts - and you see a very familiar one thunder down the road toward you, its brutally-spiked front fender blackened and warped with grenade explosion damage. Oh. Well. Just what you needed, then.Jesus, no one deserves your luck--"Miss Malal!" A megaphone-amplified voice erupts from inside the idling punknaught, and the hatch at the very top pops open to reveal a young, familiar face with long white hair. She waves at you, all smiles. "Need a lift?"...Hey! It's that Canadian Magical Girl! Odette...something! You already forgot!"Odette Brighton, Miss Malal," The girl says, pouting. How do you respond?
>>28489180[x] "Do you still have any of those candies? I need to get the taste of blood out of my mouth."
>>28489153Puchimasu! ( ! Is part of the name sometimes )It is the anime of a 4koma gag comic based on idolm@sterThe characters are generally reduced to fan stereotypes but it is worth watching since the episodes are like 3 minutes long and pretty good for light entertainment
>>28489180[X] "Hell yeah, motherfucker."
>>28489180[x] "Good timing, I could really use a lift. Though, do you have anything faster?"
>>28489180Yeah. A ride would be good, to the docks my fair canuck.
>>28489180>[x] Give me some candy.Remember her full name only after receiving said candy.
>>28489180could we maybe....try to piece back the bike together? Seems kind of bad to just wreck Nicole's bike like that. We can totally take it home and upgrade it even more.
>>28489180>I've killed so many people, so many timelines, just so we can be together again!Next time, should we say that the reason we don't love her back is BECAUSE she's done all these horrible things?
>>28489180[x] "Yeah. Big, dumb, and dead over there wrecked my ride. Nicole's gonna be so pissed..."
>>28489251We don't even KNOW this bitch. She thinks Malal is Pinky.
>>28489235>>28489205It was cookies, wasn't it, not candies?
>>28489180[X] "How'd you and Nicole get out?"
>>28489180[X] "I'll be sure to remember this time."Souji and Kharn need a pick up.>Snow-tan to the rescue!We need to gather up what we can from Schpeltiger's wreck or at least the most important parts so we can rebuild him for Nico.
>>28489265There were some of each; we got candies.
>>28489180Wonder what Crazymura is doing now after Malal's dead. So many potential ways that could have happened...
>>28489315I still dont think that Malal is "dead" dead. There is probably still something of her left. The whole thing with her in the barrier and all.
>>28489180... So crazyHomu hates us cuz Malal actually liked us better.Makes sense.
>>28489349I think that all the timestream clones were getting smooshed into Homucifer and Pinky, but Malal was strong enough to resist smooshification.
>>28489315I think because Malal invested so much time in to Chiaki, Homura sees her as the main reason why Madoka contracted.so she blames Chiaki for Malal's death and wants to ruin her.yay, two crazy goddesses want to torment and end us!>and add one crazy, beam spamming, friendship nut to the mix for extra spice.
>>28489180She's getting a little desperate, guys....Wait, no. She's always been that way.
>>28489262Difficult to say. Malal DOES know Madoka, so its a fair bet she knows OF Ribbon Homu, at least.Kind of ironic, really. Malal is haunted by Ribbon Homu just like Chiaki is by Faust.Which throws up a few questions. I REALLY want to ask Kyubey what he knows about our contract.
>>28489383This flashback is occurring five years ago and Chiaki only showed up three years later. Can't blame us if we weren't there!
>>28489349There is. It's Godoka/Faust.
>>28489180Took me long enough, awawawa.
>>28489402Madoka knew about a lot of things at this point, it is entirely possible she knew that a different, broken Homura would appear at some point.>>28489423PINK DEATH, the good kind.
>>28489385this image only remind me of higurashi
>>28489423only Malal can make pink so badass
>>28489423Hnnnngh. Wonder if we can still get that bow.
>>28489396Ask him again, I mean.I refuse to believe that creatures like the QBs wouldn't have tracking information in there. There must be -some- way for a QB to determine which of his brothers a captured MG belongs to.I want to know who Chiaki originally contracted to... and perhaps more accurately, if we have technically ever contracted at all.
>>28489423BuenoI like how you managed to make Malal look badass while still giving her a grabbable butt>>28489435Well, given who Midori is physically modeled after, that makes sense.
>>28489455is that spoilersit looks like spoilerspls no spoilers
>>28489490yes but it make seems that she is -a little- instable
>>28489473Chiaki should have her black bow, right? Wonder if we'll ever get to use it.
>>28489534Perhaps the bow would change according to the owner. Malal got pink roses, we'd get that black monster. Sign me the fuck up.
Rolled 16>>28489216>checks tv tropes pagechrist, how am I supposed to handle that level of cuteness?
>>28489551Unimportant and safe Rebellion spoiler The bow gets a Black Rose
>>28489524and yet still best girl
>>28489576Wouldn't Chiaki get a Blue rose?
>>28489561Insane levels of insulin and consuming as much bitter foods as possible
>>28489597This would be neat.
>>28489524And who's to say she's not?That only makes her better.
>>28489586that's discussable anon
>>28489524Of course she is. Yandere is the lewdest dere, and Midori is super lewd, so she must be yandere.
>>28489642am I going to have to Ignore the beginnings of a waifu war and acknowledge that taste is an opinion with no right or wrong answers?
>>28489682The spoilered part is basically wizardry. Stop promising what you can't deliver.
>>28489642Well, sure, we could discuss it, but we can also discuss whether 2+2=4; just because we can discuss it doesn't mean it isn't objectively true.>>28489682Probably for the best but I refuse
>>28489682I'm ok with that
>>28489715>but I refuseVery Well Sir.We shall meet on the field of honor at dawn. do you have a second?
>>28489682>Attempting to appease the enemygo back to bed Neville
>>28489768>NevilleYou know, Chamberlain really gets a bad rap for that.Yes, it was appeasement on the outside, but what he was really doing was buying England time to arm up for what he saw as the inevitable conflict with the Reich. If they had gone to war then, they would have been stomped into the ground hard, since the Empire wasn't on a war footing.As soon as Chamberlain had secured the extra time he needed, he immediately started building up the military and opening factories for weapons and ammunition.
>>28489738Not yet, though I'm sure one of these fellows will agree that my cause is just and agree to play the part.
>>28489205 >>28489277You grin sheepishly from behind your helmet's faceplate and apologize. You'll remember this time, you promise. But hey, perfect timing! You do in fact need a lift, after Big, Dead and Ugly over there wrecked Schpeltiger."Eh?" She turns to follow your pointing finger, only to pale at the sight of Butterfingers' corpse. "T-that thing? You killed that yourself, Miss Malal?"Yep. Took a bit of doing, but there it is, you reply, as you walk over to your borrowed bike's wreckage. ...Urgh, Nicole's going to get so pissed. It looks like it can be fixed, sure, but not without extensive repair."You'd better pay me back in full, Ash Ketchum," you could almost hear her growl at you.Might as well take it with you back to the ship, you think. You call to Odette, who's poking at Butterfingers' burnt skull with the tip of her spear, if she could help you tie Schpeltiger onto the roof of the punknaught."Oh, sure, Miss Malal! It'll be my pleasure!"And does she have any more of her candies? You kind of want to get the taste of something out of your mouth."Oh, of course! I have more than enough to last me the entire duration of my service!"Hah, well. She IS still a kid, after all.Makes you wish you had time to enjoy your being a kid, too.[1/2]
>>28490065With her help, you manage to chain Schpeltiger's ruined wreck onto the back of the punknaught, and soon you're rolling down Red Line Highway - you on the wheel and Odette carefully feeding you a candy every now and then, doing it the way you showed her. A few minutes into the drive and you see Souji limping along, wheezing deep, ragged breaths as he continued to carry Ekaterina to the docks. ...Well, he didn't get THAT far, but not for lack of trying.After briefly making the young man piss his pants by pretending to be a ganger over the megaphone, you had Odette usher him into the punknaught, along with his precious cargo. Souji was so exhausted that the moment he managed to sit down, he fell dead asleep - his arms still around the comatose Ekaterina. This suit you just fine - you're not exactly up to answering his inevitable question of how you survived your encounter with Butterfingers.Instead, you asked Odette about...well, how she managed to get the punknaught. You were expecting her to be back at the Rafflesia with Madaraki!"Well, I was on my way to escort her there, Miss Malal, but she changed her mind about halfway there, and asked me to get back to the city and try to assist you in any way that I can." Odette says as she unwraps another piece of candy. "By the time I got there, all the gangers were scrambling out of their dens and into their vehicles, screaming about getting the bounty on your head, Miss Malal. So I stole into the nearest punknaught I could find, started it up and smashed my way through anyone who wanted to stop me."Hah! Good girl. That's a very good girl.[2/3]
>>28490076Hah! Good girl. That's a very good girl."T-thank you," The white-haired girl murmurs bashfully, blushing. "It wasn't as if it was anything difficult, though, really. I was expecting something like a tank's control scheme, but it's really just a huge truck thing with a lot of stuff bolted on." She sniffs here contemptuously, before deftly removing your helmet's air filter plate and dropping the candy through. "There you go, Miss Malal. That's the last one."Eh? But what about her?"Oh, it's fine, Miss Malal! I'm happy to let you have the rest, I've never met anyone who likes them as much as you do!" She smiles again, brightly. "Besides, it's actually cute, the way you eat them in such a funny way - through your helmet, I mean." Odette giggles here, before blinking. "Um, I mean no offense, of course, Miss Malal."Hah. None taken.Really cute kid. Hopefully being a Warmaster doesn't make her lose this kind of feeling.You reach the docks - and the Rafflesia - soon after that, with you radioing in to notify Fran that you are in fact in a punknaught, and no, they shouldn't shoot you....Fuck's sake, Fran wasn't kidding. It IS actually a fucking battleship, but modified enough that it kind of looks like a cruise ship at first glance. For one, it's painted completely white, with its name written on its side with golden cursive. The control tower thing at the center also seems to be redecorated, sporting less of the armaments that you'd see bristling from it and more...well, you don't know what those are, but they definitely look less like navy tech and more science-y. Yeah. Science-y.But still it's a fucking battleship. Iowa-class if you're any judge. How the fuck did they get their hands on something like that? [3/4]
>>28490095"Ahh, Miss Malaaaal!" Madaraki Fran greets you as you and your party finally make it on board, Schpeltiger included. "I was so worried you wouldn't make it! So worrieeeed that I even sent Odette-chan here to help any way she could!" Her eyes light up at the sight of the Canadian. "You helped Miss Malal heeeere, didn't you? Didn't she, Malal?"Yeah. Yeah, she did."Hahaha~ Good, that's good! Very good, Odette-chan!" She pats the white-haired girl on the head, making her blush redder. "Mmm, well, that makes us a full ship, then! Have the gangway and anchor raised, we're leaving this hellish city and setting sail for Japan!" She turns towards the other staff waiting behind her. "Medicae! Get the patient on a gurney and have her prepped for surgery in theater one, quickly!" She gestures towards Ekaterina, still held tightly in Souji's arms. "Miss Madaraki?" Souji hesitates here, as the crew takes Ekaterina from his grasp and gently places her on the gurney. "M-May I assist in the procedure? I...I helped bring her here, and--""Oh?" Fran blinks at him, before turning to you. "He did this? For sure?"You nod again. ...Why's that suddenly so hard to believe?"Oh." The blonde scientist blinks again, before nodding. "Ah, sure. Just make sure you are cleaned up, okay? Have the Medicae sanitize you first for the operation before you step into the theater!" Souji grins at this. "T-thank you, Miss Madaraki!" "...What did you do to him?" Fran whispers to you as Souji follows the medicae crew deeper into the ship. "He does not even leave his computer of his, much less actually step outside." It's here that her eyes go wide. "You...you did not do any Culexus Tricks on him, did you? Or..." Her surprised expression turns into a sly one. "...did you seduce him?"How do you respond?
>>28490118Somehow, Kat did.
>>28490118[x] "I think he's fallen for her."
>>28490118Ekaterina seduced him
>>28490095>Really cute kid. Hopefully being a Warmaster doesn't make her lose this kind of feeling.
>>28490118[X] Shrug at her. "I'm really sexy under this helmet"
>>28490118He's apparently crushing on Ek. Which I exploited the shit out of to extract her
[X] "Actually, Ekaterina did, in a way"
>>28490118[x]...she does appreciate this suit makes seduction rather hard, yes?
>>28490118You know what they say Madaraki, a magician never reveals her tricks.
>>28490118[x] "The Culexus suit wasn't really designed with seduction in mind."
>>28490118[X] "I wanted him to look deeply in to my eyes and use my sweet voice to persuade him to help. But then I remembered that this thing is like a one way mirror and my voice sounds like sandpaper through this vox. It was probably Ekaterina."I wonder when Souji realizes that everyone has been calling us Malal.
>>28489738>We shall meet on the field of honor at dawn.Not to be confused with the field of the other honor.
>>28490200as opposed to the other field of honor
>>28490118[x] "Sometimes all you need to do is show them what they've done and let their conscience sort itself out."
>>28490222which is not to be confused with the field of battle
>>28490118[x] "Hah! Seduced him with my delinquent charms! But no, really, he seems to have a crush on Ekaterina. The things an otaku will do for their waifu, and all that."
>>28490118[x]"That's flattering. Girlish charm doesn't get through a half inch of air-sealed angrogynous bike suit and vox interference, though. If anyone seduced him, it was that damsel in distress there."
>>28490238[X] "and now the difficult bit begins."
>>28490118You missed a golden chance to throw up on her. Or make her throw up. Who knows. Nobody's vomited in like, an entire post.
>>28490344At this rate Malal's reputation for weaponized vomit would overtake Kharn's for her debauchery in the 9th.
>>28490344Damn, good point.
>>28490344your presence is plenty enough to cause vomiting, NECO.Are you sure you're not, like, a secret Culexus or something?
>>28490344>a golden chanceAin't these the ones we should avoid?
>>28490376No, there really is no competing with Kharn for reputation. She is a lewd force of nature.
>>28490443Unless you're Murderface, and then everyone else fades into the background
>>28490443You might even say that she's lewd in-Kharn-ate
>>28490469I want to punch and high five you.
>>28490492Yay magic school bus. And aptly quoted.Oh wait the bus is >golden>magic>shadowruns intensify.
>>28490708If we have to fight meguca Mrs. Frizzle, I vote for suicide.
>>28490708Jesus christ, she even has a familiar
>>28490736Take chances, make mistakes, get messy?Sounds like Strauss to meow~
>>28490736Well, she can't do any actual magic outside of her school bus. We just have to deny her access.But she'd be a Warmaster definitely.>>28490766Fucking cat I was about to post that quote
>>28490766>SEATBELTS, EVERYVUN!>Please let this be a normal experiment!>WITH THE DOC? NO WAY!
>>28490787>I knew I should have stayed in the barracks today...>In my old Offico, we NEVER did things like this!
If this wasn't going to be a thing, IT NOW MUST BE.
>>28490810>mfw Strauss's real surname is Frizzle
it's fucking happening, isn't it
>>28490787>Cruisin' on the Red Line, you're relaxed and feelin' good>Next thing that you know you're seein'>MAERORUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
>>28490873IT DOESN'T STOP HAPPENING
>tfw waiting for chikuwa so you can post your pastebin link for ultra-canon lewdficdecu plsit's 5 amjust let me sleep
>>28490979You have my attention anon.
>>28490979Just post it now
>>28490995small-time man.What you want is this.
>>28490995dear god what have we done?
oh sweet fuck The Magic Schoolbus, Ms Frizzle/Herr Doktor, the song and you glorious bastards have even changed the words. Never change /tg/
>>28490179 >>28490185 >>28490196You snort as you fall in step with Fran, Odette following close behind. Yeah, of course. Seduced him like a motherfucker. Your girlish charms counterbalanced with your rough, delinquent exterior proved way too much for Souji to resist, along with your silky-smooth voice and perfect figure. You had him eating out of your hand....No, of course you didn't. She does realize the Culexus suit isn't made to be flattering, right? It isn't conducive to Callidus-type things - hell, the vox makes you sound like an irritated robot most of the time!"Are you sure? Maybe some guys actually like that, you knoooow. Like, a tough girl exterior but actually sweet and kind inside...hahaha~!"Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway. It wasn't you, it was Ekaterina all along. Somewhere along the line he started liking her, enough that he actually trusted you to take her somewhere safe."Hnnn...I see. Well, maybe he's not as unreliable as I said he was, Miss Malaaaal." She taps her chin with a finger, thoughtfully.Well, he did help out a lot, so maybe."I will think about this further. Maybe it's time to promote him a bit, in light of this." It's here that she claps both hands. "But ah, besides that! Today, Miss Malal, a new day dawns upon us, the Thirteenth! With the blessing of our Incubator, we have successfully ousted our now-former Warmaster, the Doktor Emma Strauss, and have elected a new one in her stead!"Oh? Who is it, then?It's here that Fran flushes pink, but with her skin being so pale, bordering on translucent, that the blush looks more red than anything else. "Well, um, my colleagues agreed that I should be the new Warmaster, Miss Malal." She smiles sheepishly. "A-ah, but I promise not to make the same mistakes as she did! Furthermore, I formally replace the Warmaster title with a more fitting role for our Officio - Chief Director!"[1/2]
>>28491077Ahh. Well...she'd be the choice you'd pick too, if it were up to you. Chief Director sounds like a...calmer title than Warmaster. It's a good choice."A-ah, you think so too?" Fran grins, here, clearly relieved and pleased with your approval. "Oh, and also, because of your assistance, Miss Malal, I'd like you to have the pleasure of breaking it to Strauss herself!" Hah, what? That...well, you guess that'd be great, but...you don't need to go back into Varrigan City again, do you?"Oh, no! Of course not, Miss Malal! We have technology!" Fran takes what looks like a smartphone from the inside of her coat - and from how it looks, it's been ringing for quite a while. This she hands to you. "The person calling should be Miss Strauss herself, most likely calling to warn us that you're headed our waaay. I've been dropping her calls since this morning, so..." She smiles at you, cheekily again.Heh. Well. Don't mind if you do, then.You patch the call to your helmet, and answer it through your own comms. There's a click as the connection is finally established, and when Strauss' voice finally comes through...well. Suffice to say she's pretty fucking pissed."Fran? Fran, you stupid girl!" Strauss all but snarls at you. "Vhy haven't you been answering your verdammt phone?! Ugh, I vill have you sanctioned for it later. But listen, zat Culexus from earlier, she is headed towards the docks now! Most probably towards your position! Have za guns ready to shoot her out of existence - I don't care if you reduce ze docks to a smoking ruin! Make her pay for killing Butterfingers!"...Wow. Okay. She's really bent about you killing her dude, huh.How do you break it to her?
>>28491118"I already got here and killed everyone. Also you're fired....Naaah, just kidding. About the killing thing. You're still totally fired."
>>28491118I'm in ur base, helping a coup.
>>28491118[x] "You're experiment a shit."
>>28491118>[x] Consider yourself fired.
>>28491118"Heeeeeyyyy Emma~! Guess whooo~!"
>>28491118>>28491138Let's try this.
>>28491118You've been Burn Noticed
>>28491153[X] "Wait... Shouldn't we use this to lure her into a position where your cannon could take her out?"
>>28491118"Wake up, Miss Strauss. Wake up and smell the ashes."
>>28491118[x] "MOSHI MOSHI MALAL DESU."
>>28491118[X] "Oh, this still works? Thought it blew up with everything else... anyway, you did a terrible job trying to kill me Strauss, you're fired.No, really. You're fired."
>>28491118[x] "The party you are calling is no longer available. Your Officio is currently undergoing restructuring, and your position has been converted to an outgoing status. Your security clearances are now expired. Good day."
>>28491118[x] You just got sacked. Bitch
>>28491118[x] "Get fucked."No, wait, sorry, let's try that again.>[x] "Hello, Strauss. This is Malal. Would you mind staying in one place so we can fire you properly? Thanks." Then turn to Fran and say, "Can we hit her with something big from here?"
>>28491118[X] first this >>28491159 and then >>28491138this is going to be soooo sweeeet.
>>28491118Consider your time as Warmaster... Frizzled.
>>28491118Fire control, Arrogant bitch, Five rounds rapid
>>28491138I like this.
>>28491118[x]"I have some bad news, doc. Losing some of your experiments is only the second worst thing that's going to happen to you today."Savor the moment."You're fired."
>>28491118"Strauss....Strauss...this is your conscience speaking. Just kidding, this is "zat Culexus", on your internal communications, chatting with you on an encrypted transmission. It has come to pass that you are ousted as Warmaster, so please wait warmly as your retirement package is on the way. Please also ignore the "Nuclear launch detected" messages, no doubt playing on your computers, as that was a mistake when I hacked into your communications."
>>28491118"Miss Strauss, I believe congratulations are in order. No Warmaster in history has so thoroughly discredited herself in the eyes of her employer to get her entire Officio yanked out from under her.""With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain. And you will know fear. And then you will die. Have a pleasant flight."
>Make her pay for killing Butterfingers![X] "You've really got me curious about that monstrosity I put down, now."
>>28491118[X] Imitate MadarakiSay we captured the girl and have her waiting for her on the shipThen when she arrives full wendy special
>>28491118http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwJaQCf6toanything from in here
>>28491118>How do you break it to her?"I am become death, destroyer of the worlds."
>>28491118[x]"Sorry to hear about your boyfriend. By the way, you're fired." Hold phone away from ear so we don't get any further deafened by germanic screeching.
>>28491233>[x]"I have some bad news, doc. Losing some of your experiments is only the second worst thing that's going to happen to you today.">Savor the moment.>"You're fired."This please. It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
>>28491276This one right here.
>>28491118"You've been sacked, bitch. We wish you the best in your future endeavors."
>>28491304[X] ask her who is calling. Specifically, get her credentials out of her. When she tells you she's warmaster of the 13th, tell her they no longer recognise that position.
>>28491118so much write-inwhy
>>28491352Cause its rare to taunt a mad scientist bitch and it feels good. Even though only one of them will maybe become canon. Be honest, which one was yours?
>>28491077>Fran in charge of OfficioWelp, at least it's not Gavrill.
>>28491352Not everyone gets a chance to fire a gigantic asshole and be justifiably snarky in it.
Oh fuck it I don't care any more.http://pastebin.com/QxmFntLQThe structure is bad, the pacing is awful, there's fucking TYPOS but that's what you get for writing at 5am.It isn't even that lewd.
>>28491379why would I add to the pile___ a shit is classic shut up it makes me giggle every time shut upActually it's always fun to see people so enthusiastic, though! I just can't into consolidating write-in votes so they usually just all get recorded, because if I consolidated it'd defeat the purpose of taunting the mad scientist or whatever. Words! Nya!
>>28491420T-that kind of ending is cruel anon!
>>28491410Desperately needs to be shot into the sun.
>>28491420>Not living in a timezone where this is a perfectly reasonable time of day.
>>28491379I would say not one of the "you are fired" ones scattered in the list honestly half of you wrote in essentially the same thing the other 200 odd did
>>28491420Hah, laughed. not bad,
lets just grind our hips into the phone for ten straight minutes, shout 'YOU'RE FIRED' into it, and then just hang up.
>>28491420That was great.
>>28491532But it's Fran's phone. We shouldn't treat it like that, she's nice!
>>28491558She wanted her Culexus DNA samples, didn't she?
>>28491462NECO a shitGo back to /jp/
>>28491605You a shit, NECO helps deculture out so they can stay
No Chikuwa. Decu must want to wrap this up really badly, but is he even planning on sleeping?
>>28491420that was pretty good anon. hyclass veryI wouldn't call it high class captcha but it aint bad at tall
>>28491420>Something forbidden.>Something lewd.I came sides
>>28491664no sleeponly tears
Rolled 71>>28490995noits not allowedstop it
>>28491574nice and mad are not mutally exclusive.
>>28491420Not bad Anon.
>>28491702Search your feelings you know it's true.
Rolled 91>>28491763no, not even onceREMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
>>28491692Goddamn it japan how do you make everything so cute?
>>28491138 >>28491153 >>28491190 >>28491195 >>28491233 >>28491269 >>28491322"Fran? Fran! Fran, come on, get your head out of ze clouds for vonce--" Strauss tries again, before you interrupt her with a chuckle."Vhat? Who...who is this? Who are you? What are you doing on this line?"You let her stew for a moment before replying. Oh, man. You wish you could just take this moment, bottle it, and savor it for eternity.Not every day you can tell a Warmaster that she'd just been shitcanned."It's zat Culexus, Emma." You say loudly, clearly, making damn well sure she can hear the smile on your face. "I'm already here on the Rafflesia and killed everyone. And you're fired.""...YOU!" Strauss all but roars into your speakers, making you wince. "Thief! Liar! Murderer! I do not know how you got Madaraki's phone, but I svear you will make you pay for all of your sins--""Really? Well. I was just kidding. About the killing thing." You chuckle here again. "But you're still totally fired.""Fired?" Strauss stops her cursing and raving long enough to spit that at you. "Vhat nonsense are you spouting now? I cannot be fired by you--""You can, Ma'am Strauss," Fran says, taking her phone from you and speaking into its receiver. "For your unethical research and experimentation methods, as well as using Officio resources for unsanctioned procedures, we have unanimously decided that you are no longer fit for the role of Warmaster." The blonde scientist smiles at you. "As Miss Malal had so succinctly put it, Ma'am Emma Strauss, you are fired. I am the Warmaster now, and therefore Captain of the Rafflesia"Silence. Utter silence at the end of the line."VHAT?!" Strauss shrieks again. "No! NO! ZE THIRTEENTH IS MINE!" Something shatters in the background, something made of glass. "IT VAS I WHO CAME UP WITH EVERYTHING! All ze procedures, all the experiments, all ze research! FRAN! FRAN, SHE KILLED BUTTERFINGERS, FRAN!"[1/2]
>>28491875"...Then she treated him more humanely than you ever did." Fran murmurs into the line, her voice shaking slightly. "And while I should ask Misaka-chan to have the Rafflesia shell Varrigan City into smithereens, I will not. I will let you live out your life, Ma'am Strauss, despite the fact that you never let your subjects live out theirs. Because I am not you.""Madaraki!" Strauss tries, desperate now. "Do not...I have done so much for ze Officio! Please, have mercy--""And you have mine, Ma'am Strauss." Fran's reply is smooth and cold. "You're still alive, aren't you?" Silence, and then Fran ends the call there."And that horrible business is done!" The Thirteenth's new Warmaster manages to work up a smile as she slips her phone back into her coat. "Now, will you join me in helping clean up our past mistakes, Miss Malal? Starting with the patie--er, young Ekaterina, of course!"You nod. Yeah, of course you'll join her. Wouldn't miss it for the world."Perfect! Oh, and I must introduce you to Misaka-chan, she's been wanting to meet a Culexus since ever! She thinks the suits are very cool!"Heh. Well, they are, kind of....She wasn't really serious about shelling Varrigan City, was she? Into smithereens?"Oh, we don't have the proper ammunition for that! Not nearly enough!" Fran waves her hand. Ah. So it was a bluff, then."Well, I suppose! But then again, Misaka-chan had just finished this new batch of ammunition to use with our main turrets, though. Something called White Phosphorus? I haven't really heard of it before. Ah, this way to the operating theatre, Miss Malal!"...Well, at the very least, the Thirteenth seems to be in good hands. Madaraki seems to be more interested in science than trying to become another superpower.You have a feeling you'll need her help soon. Or at least she would, after you're gone.You should probably put this all in a notebook. Or a tablet.Yeah. Yeah, you'll get one of those when you get back.
>>28491352In hindsight I think we could have gone with a more business approach. Something like,"Miss Strauss, I was going through your files and I have found several discrepancies. Because of this, your current position is now under review," whisper to Fran, "What do you call a Warmaster without an officio again?"Then maybe tack on, "Also, you're fired," at the end just to be classy like that.
>>2849189616" Willie Pete? Oh goody. Im starting to feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
>>28491896Misaka-chan? Our Misaka came from the thirteenth?
>>28491896in b4 chikuwa
>>28491933>Misaka came from the thirteenth?Well, Souji did. Makes perfect sense.
Isn't Misaka like four years old at this point? Jesus
>>28491982not Jesus, Genius!
>>28491844Well neptune is pretty cute.
>>28491896And that's that for Malal's flashback! Next thread, on Thursday, will be back to Chiaki!Thank you for everyone's participation, and I'm sorry for the lag between updates, things have been a bit hectic over at this side! Feedback is always great, however!I do believe there's a new writer about to post their writeup now, so questions answered after it!
>>28492037Go sleep Decu, you've earned it.
Red sighed as she finally managed to escape into the back of the Tearoom, it was too early for this shit, it always was. She wasn’t what most people would expect in an upscale Japanese Tearoom, being 175cm tall and having bright red hair. But her place of employment wasn’t exactly a normal Tearoom either. Situated in the heart of Downtown Mitakihara, it was a place frequented by only very high level management of the cities many corporations, their guests and people with sufficient “alternate” forms of power and respectability to get on the list. Yes there was a list, Red had it memorized and it had only changed a very few times in the near year and a half she had been working there. It was funny, she thought as she went about her business behind the scenes, placing the orders for the light snacks the early arrivals wanted and heading for the tea-prep area, as a born and bred American she preferred coffee over tea. But the benefits of working at the Tearoom with no name were manifold, especially for someone of her status. For one, it paid well and had a generous amount of vacation days, all of which she needed. Secondly, neither the management nor the clientele asked questions about her past, something she was very grateful for. The third and most important reason however, was that it let her pick up on the pulse of the cities high level movers and shakers.[1/5?]
>>28492070That was her real job, to listen and gather information. While it was a place of quiet and relaxation for the big bosses, they also occasionally held important, unofficial gatherings where many of the real deals were made. While they were generally quiet enough to not be overheard and the place was regularly swept for bugs, Red had one major advantage over any other potential spy. She was a Magical Girl, with all the enhanced senses that went along with that. As a Vindicare, it really wasn’t what she should be doing, a task like this would normally be assigned to a Callidus or Vanus, possibly even a more composed Eversor. But her officio didn’t have the luxury of assigning the right person to every task, they had to make do. She chuckled as she quickly but efficiently prepared the natural tea that had been ordered. The small group of girls that she worked with directly and the various other groups that they were connected with weren’t really an Officio. For one, they didn’t have an incubator at the helm and all of them liked it just fine that way. Finishing the tea, she looked at the small amount remaining after she poured. That was what they were; the dregs of the Magical Girl World, the ones who had slipped through the cracks either on purpose or because nobody cared to look for them. That was why they called themselves the “Lost Officio”, because nobody knew about them.[2/5?]
>>28492097Grabbing the tea and snacks she headed out, the polite smile expected of her easily finding its way back on her face. Technically that wasn’t true; there were people who knew about them. But those people didn’t talk about them, just like they didn’t talk about places like this Tearoom. They were a secret that was kept to dark corners and people with enough power and money to need completely anonymous help, help that was at the same time competent, discrete and ultimately expendable. Gently placing their orders in front of the CFO’s of two of Japan’s largest corporations, Red idly wondered if she had ever done a job for them. Probably, she decided as she bowed politely and turned toward the door. At a high enough level of business it was inevitable that certain things needed to be done, whether to advance or halt someone or something else. That was just how it went. Normally the real Officio’s would take care of things like that; retrieving lost property or people was something they did on a regular basis. But there were certain thing they didn’t do, things that were bad for business or their image, things that didn’t pay enough for them to care. That was where the Lost came in; they whatever work they could get, nothing was too small or too dark for them, no hole too deep for them as long as they could be found or paid to care. [3/6?]
>>28492037How about having the date from Midori's viewpoint?That would give an excuse to use her opening illustration...
>>28492115Taking her place against the wall, Red felt her grin slip into something more real for just a second as she straightened out the formal outfit she was wearing. If the girls in Santa Destroy ever saw her in a getup like this they would have laughed their heads off at the ridiculousness of it, none of them could have held this job for longer than an hour and that was being generous. But that was why she had left, she had never fit in, wasn’t quite crazy enough. She had run, desperate to get out of that place, to forget what she had done. She would never have made it except for… It was then that the girl Red was thinking of walked through the front door, immediately drawing a smile to her face, one that she had to fight hard to suppress despite the fact she was early. No matter how many times Red saw her Mom’s golden curls, gentle smile and motherly attitude always made her feel better. Mom wasn’t her real name of course; nobody in the Lost used their real name anymore, too easy to track. But they were there, in the back of your mind or given quietly to a person you felt you could trust, just so that you wouldn’t be completely forgotten when the inevitable happened. But Mom didn’t have a name, at least not that anyone was sure of. There were theories and rumors, some Red even believed. But in the end it didn’t matter who Mom really was, not to Red, not to any of the girls in the Lost. All that mattered was that she was the one who had saved them, let them leave whatever hells they had been in and gave them a chance at a new life, one that let them start over and forget the past, at least for the most part.
>>28492128We wouldn't be able to shoot NECO then.
>>28492131As Mom sat down at her usual table, Red moved towards her professionally even though what she really wanted to do was run and give her a hug. Despite being in a position that was basically Warmaster and Incubator all in one, there wasn’t a girl in the Lost who wouldn’t bleed their last drop of blood or give the last light in their Soul-Gem for her. Mom was the one who arranged and gave out most of the big jobs, organized the various cells and managed to find Grief Seeds for them. She did near everything and the Lost Girls would give her everything they had right back. Stepping up next to Mom, Red received a smile that made everything better, every worry go away, at least for a bit. “Your usual Ma’am?” Red asked, staying in character. “Yes please,” came Mom’s warm voice, playing the part of a customer. Red nodded politely and head back to prepare Mom’s usual. She knew it by heart, everyone in the Mitakihara cell did since Mom took turns visiting their workplaces. [5/6]
>>28492143We wouldn't be able to stop Chiaki from shooting NECO then!Not that Midori knows who NECO is. Except from high school in my crackshipping.
>>28492131>MomThe Seventeenth's original warmaster survived?
>>28492037Awww I was hoping we could meet even littler misaka, go to sleep decu, it is late and thanks for the thread
>>28492144Stepping back outside, Red placed Mom’s tea in front of her with real respect, not the applied respect she used for most of her clients. “Will that be all?” Red asked, wondering if the light smell of pancakes had anything to do with Mom being early. Mom took a sip of her tea before speaking quietly. “I need you to get your girls together,” she said quietly, her warm voice taking a turn for the serious even as her face betrayed nothing, “Something’s come up and I need you to deal with it. The normal time and place will work.” Red nodded at this, “Yes ma’am,” she said a little louder than Mom, in case someone was attempting to listen in, “One morning special coming right up.” Moving to the back to place the order, Red briefly wondered what Mom had planned for them. The Mitakihara cell was the one closest to Mom, they usually took turns making deliveries to the other cells and picking up anything they had for to give to her. She only called them together when something big was up. Shaking her head, Red let the loose thread drop. It didn’t matter what Mom needed them to do, she and the other four girls in her cell would get the job done, even if it meant taking on the Blessed Lady herself. [6/6]
>>28492037What is your favorite Madoka magica couple? also go to sleep Decu, you deserve it
>>28492158>Golden Curls, and other Mami-traitsMumi.
>>28492158>>28492168sounds to me like Mom either knows or is Mami.
So Mami is throwing four magical girls against something. Maybe Oriko?
>>28492037Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived, with writeup!Go sleep Decu!
>>28492183Oh, guess you're right. I saw Red and it made me think of the Bartender. Guess Mami makes more sense.
>>28492202Don't think 4 would be enough. But they might be used against a smaller number of targets. Fuck, Wendy writeups mentioned her having a kill order on her head. These just might the executioners.
>>28492168Not bad, new meat.
>>28492168>>28492131Mami what's going on?What are you doing?
>>28492037DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO DEITO
>>28490095>a fucking battleship, but modified enough that it kind of looks like a cruise ship at first glance. For one, it's painted completely white, with its name written on its side with golden cursive.>golden cursiveThe cursive isn't written on, it's the normal hull that hasn't been painted over. The Thirteenth has an Iowa class golden weapon.
>>28492230>executionersHeh. Good luck with that.
>>28492254oh, good. That should go nicely with the other battleships in our inventory.
>>28492232Thanks.Comments and critiques are appreciated.
>>28492254That's it. We're done. Let's just commit suicide.We win because we die a quick and clean death.Mami wins because she no longer has to be disappoint in us.GW Wielders win because we ded.Pinky loses because fuck her and her torture plans.Only a shame Green also loses.
>>28492304>implying Malal hasn't planned for that
>>28492304The fuck nigger. Why aren't you getting pumped? We will soon be called CAPTAIN Chiaki.
>>28492338You're right. We need another hat.
>>28492272Talk to the 35mm autocannon on my Puma, lady.
>>28492343Eh, should be fine if we coloured the current one white. Choosing new designs is a pain.
>>28492174Decu ships Homu x Kyouko for some reason.His favorite MGNQ couple is Sayaka x Amber though.By the way he went right to bed, so I'm answering questions today.
>>28492345Talk to the 57 on mine.
>>28492371No.(PS. Josh is a fag name)
>>28492369>all dat NTRDuuude...
>>28492379Odette and Kyoko eyepatch bros.
>>28492369What are Wendy's three sizes?
>>28492369That is a rare comboStill not bad though
>>28492379Go write bad poetry, failure.>>28492230Best end.>>28492369Guess I'll have to kill Deculture now. Unless Homu means Homucifer.
>>28492369He have a good tastethanks for answering
>>28492397Ambers steals Sayaka. Odette steals Kyouko. The cycle continues.
>>28492401Whatever she needs them to be. Callidus tricks are great.>collar sienproClose, captcha. Very close.
>>28492369>HomuKyouWho could ever prefer this over MamiKyou?
>>28492369I know I should probably check the wiki first, but offhand, are there any Officio numbers that aren't taken yet? I'm considering trying my hand at writing, but I haven't really read enough of the write-ups to feel comfortable setting it in an already existing Officio
>>28492418You think you could even attempt to get past his mighty moon fortress defences?I look forward to seeing your broken corpse on display on the palace walls
>>28492443So since she knew Murderface was all about dat ass she made sure it was nice to grab when she started running into her often?
>>28492449If you're planning to write something, you should probably read more of the write-ups anyways, just to get a good idea of the setting. Starting a new Officio is all well and good, but knowing the rest of the setting is kind of important.
>>28492454I've seen more impressive defences on bird houses.
>>28492449I don't know about the Fifth, or the Fifteenth.The rest are covered.People are currently writing about the Second, Eighth, Tenth, possibly Thirteenth and Fourteenth, Sixteenth, Seventeenth, and Twentieth. And the Lost Officio now. But most of the others have plans attached you'd have to work around/be spoiled on.But I really second >>28492475 here.>>28492466Good question and one I'll have to think on. Her training probably emphasizes taking advantage of weaknesses. Next up, Ramenboobs.
>>28492449You should definitely read the other writeups before trying some yourself. Trust me on this one.
>>28492447I kind of do, but they are both interesting parings>>28492443That's lewd dood>>28492437That be would interesting to say the leastalso I'm I the only one here that still likes Iori?I'm a sad prinny
>>28492418It's kind of funny that people think Odette was a bad Warmaster, seeing as she pretty much rebuilt the Officio from less than half-strength. The only part that she really failed at was diplomacy because she kept trying to pick fights and generally lacked fucks to give. The anti-Odette side is giving me ideas for up-coming stuff, though...
>>28492540You're not the only one. She got a bum rap and had the misfortune of being lumped in with Ruri.
>>28492540Iori writeups coming soon. Ish.
>>28492540I like Iori, but I want her to get over her Chiaki so she can lead a somewhat normal life away from the magical girl troubles.
>>28492553So.. The part where she failed was her being basically Kharn minus the sex drive?
>>28492475>>28492525>>28492532Alright. I'm new to the writing thing, so I figured I'd just try it and see if I could do it, but I'll make time to read them. I figure I'll start with the Wendy write-ups and the Prose Magica stuff first, but are there any others that I should focus on?
>>28492585That reminds me, we need to have meguca Ryuko team up with Nanoha at some point.
>>28492589Sounds aboot right. General callousness when dealing with foreigners, etc. Policy-wise, she did a pretty decent job with what she was left with.
>>28492594The Wendy stuff and PM are the big ones, but all of them are interesting and well worth reading. I'd suggest checking out Nubum's writeup ebook if you want to get them all in one place instead of binging pastebins.
>>28492594All of them.
>>28492553Never thought She was a bad warmaster but she could indeed have been a bit more diplomatic.I'm also a bit worry about Therese's feelings about Odette's return.
>>28492587>lead a somewhat normal life away from the magical girl troubles.In a world where otaku, not just millionaires but rabid shut-in fans, can get together and hire Magical Girl support in order to kill an idol's entire security detail and rape her, I don't think there is such a thing as what you are describing.And besides, it's really no different than the problems facing family of active-duty military personnel.
>>28492585Thank you, and thanks again!>>28492587I would prefer to have her with Chiaki, but I'm on the minority here and probably got no chance
>>28492618>>28492619I...but...I have stuff to do! If I spend all my free time reading the write-ups, I won't have any time to write!
>>28492703And that pretty much sums up being a writefag!
>>28492690I'm hoping for Chiaki x Midori but I know what it's like to be the minority on such a subject.
>>28492703Do you want to be known as the guy who started writing for a quest without reading all the supplementary material? You'll be done after a 1-2 days anyway.
>>28492735I'm going to beat you.
I just realized.I haven't gotten around to reading any of the writeups. I've been following since August and the only supplements I've read are the profiles posted by NECO.I am shame and must commit sudoku
>>28492760Yeah, well, at least you aren't considering writefagging without reading them.
>>28492770Ha ha, funny story about that...
>>28492735That's why I would pay to have some quests as VNIt would solve many problems, pity it's impossible>>28492749What did he do to you dood?Also a question to NECO Law or CHAOS?
>>28492827CHAOS although it's something that only works societally if people aren't assholes so it's basically super unlikely to ever turn out well. But it's better than being robots for the MAN.
>>28492827>>28492863DISGUSTING!Neutral is where it's at. Fuck helping any of those douchebags.
>>28492892>he can't choose a side so rather remains in the middlePussy.
>>28492892Neutral is the least retarded, but Chaos and Law are only retarded because of retarded people! I think Devil Survivor treated them the most kindly, actually, where the Law and Chaos routes actually had reasonable representatives with goals and ideals that were more or less good.
>>28492915And this fuckery is why nobody likes you Chaos and Law fuckheads. Kill 'em all, I say.
>>28492863>>28492931GLORIOS CHAOS!!but what you say is also true to a point, but for me any satisfactory ending needs some work because of thatalso DeSu 1 has better rotes than DeSu 2 on my opinion>>28492892Netralfag go away
>>28493010Agreed there, definitely.
>>28492863NECO CHAOS?Do I need to start imagine your lines being spoken by George Nakata?
>>28493010...I'll allow it.
>>28493022>>28493056It does not help much that my first impresion of Desu 2 was the anime
>>28493058Alright, then, the game is afoot! We'll just see who finishes reading and writing first, 058!
>>28493058I... I'm starting to think we might be getting a bit over-saturated with writefags. I enjoy the stories and all but we're at what? Eight or nine now? And now two more planning to start...
>>28493316It is getting to be kind of a lot. Decu doesn't see any reason to say no to people that want to write, though.
>>28493316>>28493336It's not like I'll have anything anytime soon, seeing as I have to read all the write-ups first, and then actually write.
>>28493316If it worries you that much, then I guess I could bow out of the whole "writing" thing.
>>28493453Don't you dare chicken out on me, 058!
>>28493336Hopefully he can see reason to say no to writers who aren't good, though.
>>28493541In that hypothetical scenario? I think they'd have to be pretty bad before he'd say no.
>>28493336It might be worth considering plugging pastebins at the end of threads after a while. There were a few threads with like 5 different writefags posting their stories one after the other at one point.
>>28493633Occasionally pastebin links get bans, so we're a little hesitant, but it's probably not a bad idea.