No, you reply. No hiding. You've had enough of this stealth espionage bullshit. You have what you came here for - the next step, obviously, is blowing this popsicle stand.Souji can come along too, of course. If he doesn't feel like dying, that is."...What?" Souji's eyes are wide now. "You...look, let me get this straight really quick. You're asking me to go with you to try and escape Varrigan City - a city filled with thugs and rapists and psycho-murderers, some of which are Magical Girls themselves, and all of them working for Strauss. Strauss, who you're currently stealing her most favorite experiment from. There's a huge chance we may not make it out of here alive, or even get to where you want to go. Am I getting things right so far?"Faintly, you hear the voices coming closer, their footsteps louder. You turn to Souji and nod, impatient. Is this a thing with him? You don't see the point in talking it over--"I just want to make sure you realize how crazy all of this sounds," Souji snaps. "Right? There's no guarantee we'll make it?"You look at him long enough for the ensuing silence to make your point, and it's here he sighs."Figured. Well...I'm fucked if I stay anyway."
>>28430432He turns to Ekaterina, leaning down briefly to brush some of her stringy, filth-matted hair away from her face. Murmuring something underneath his breath, he pushes the hypogun against the side of her neck and administers the tranquilizer, a quiet hiss sounding from the device. Ekaterina's entire form trembles weakly at this, before letting out a feeble whimper - sounding that much more vulnerable, seemingly afraid to sink back into the nightmares that the chemicals drowned her in. Souji stands up with a muttered oath, before tossing you his shotgun. "I'll distract them for you, then. Try not to hit me, alright?"You catch the shotgun easily with one hand. ...You're no Vindicare, but you're a good shot when you need to be."No guarantees still, right?" The brown-haired young man laughs hollowly, before shaking his head. "Right. Okay. Let's do this." And then... "God forgive me."...Well. Nothing wrong with asking for forgiveness, you think.Just that it may take more than just saying sorry.But at least he's starting. Square one isn't much, but it's a start.You feel another smile tug at the corner of your lips....She'll probably be at the very first square, too. But at the very least, she'll be using the loaded dice you'll be palming into her hand very soon.[1/2]
>>28430440You take cover behind the wall just adjacent to the entrance the moment they step through - the ajar door hiding you from immediate view. You kill your vox speakers and hold your breath as you allow for them to enter - both your gloved hands gripping your borrowed SAIGA tighter, your index finger placing a feather-light touch on the trigger.Five. No, six of them in all. Hired goons, alright, thickly-muscled and sporting enough tattoos to make any decent public bath close for the night. Lots of hardware, too, unnecessarily-large firearms worn more to intimidate than for actual use. ...One of them is actually waving around a diamond-encrusted Desert Eagle. That's...you'd have laughed if you weren't so focused at the moment."Hey, dickweed!" One of them roars at Souji, who's doing a very commendable job looking like an angry nerd that's just been told that his internet time is up. "It's time. Ma'am Strauss wants this bitch up in the arena. Time for her to do her thing with the claws and shit.""I figured as much," Souji spits, here. "She activated her damn implants again, by remote. Almost took my head off when I was just checking for her wounds. Didn't you tell her how fucking dangerous that is?"The first goon laughs, and his fellows are quick to join in. "Check out dickweed here, thinks he can give ME orders!" He shakes his scarred face, the grin turning his features even more unsightly. "Look, kid, so long as Ma'am Strauss pays us, we don't give a shit what else she does. Now prep her for action." It's here that he growls. "Wait a minute, is she supposed to still be sleeping like that? She's usually tryin' to rip those chains apart right now, isn't she?""I had to tranquilize her, of course! She wasn't chained down at the time, for fuck's sake." Souji shakes his head. "Give me a moment, let me get the adrenaline..."He glances at you for the slightest fraction of a second, before nodding.[2/3]
>>28430445The both of you move in tandem - you, kicking the door shut and locking it with a moment's thought, while Souji dives into cover, pulling a remote from the inside of his coat. There's a defeaning metal crash as Ekaterina's cage slams back down around her - and another snap as the lights go off."WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" The goon is shouting now, evidently the leader, while his mates panic all the same. "DICKWEED, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?""Something I should've done a long time ago, fuckface," The young man snarls in the darkness. "Now! Kill them now!"Right. People need to die. "Preysight," You breathe into your vox-speakers. Your visor immediately blanking out, before coming alive again as a vision of grainy blue smeared with clumps of red, yellow and greens standing around, panicking, aiming their firearms at nothing.How do you kill them?Shotgun. It'll be loud and give your position away, but at least it'll be quick.Crowbar. A bit slower and definitely messier, but there's little more chance for them to pinpoint your position.
>>28430451[x]Shotgun. It'll be loud and give your position away, but at least it'll be quick.Fuck subtlety.
HOLY SHIT ONE HOUR FLEW BY QUICK
>>28430451[x]Shotgun. It'll be loud and give your position away, but at least it'll be quick.Six people? Armed in close quarters? We need to get them down now before we get shot, and blowing them away work just fine.
>>28430451>[X]Shotgun. It'll be loud and give your position away, but at least it'll be quick.We kind of want them to know our position. Kyubey'll be a dick about it, but he can always stitch our limbs back on later. Souji doesn't have that option.
>>28430451[x]Shotgun. It'll be loud and give your position away, but at least it'll be quick.Let's just make sure Souji doesn't get shot.
>>28430451[x]Shotgun. It'll be loud and give your position away, but at least it'll be quick.Use what's left of any of them as meat shields if we have to.
>>28430451>[ x ]Shotgun.Make it quick and efficient.
>>28430451[x] Shotgun. We kill these bastards. No subtlety, just force.
>>28430451So who's up for diamond-studding this motherfucker?
>>28430458>>28430479>>28430486>>28430515>>28430520>>28430525>>28430539>>28430542At last, something /tg/ can agree on unilaterally! Crowbars are for taking down individuals and self defense, not for room-clearing!
Here's a question, what else does Malal use her crowbar for, apart from breaking people? It's not a great ranged item (unless you can throw it pretty decently, and then only once). Mind you, a crowbar could probably be handy in quite a few scenarios, opening doors, crates, people...
>>28430617She looks like she's getting off on the violence.That makes me love her more.
>>28430623WE HAVE TWO HANDSWE HAVE TWO WEAPONSIT MAKES SENSE
>>28430618making permanent graffity on walls.
>>28430617>Dat smirk>Dat expression>Dat everything
>>28430617Pretty neat.Now draw the broken, violated mess that is Ekaterina.
>>28430645We also have two unarmoured allied noncombatants in the room and a shotgun meant to be wielded with both hands.
>>28430451[x]Set Puke-Powers to Max[x]Use it on augmented KharnLadies and gentlemen, I present you the epitome of Modern Meguca Warfare: Weaponized Kharn vomiting at sub-sonic speed.
>>28430445>diamond-encrusted Desert EagleChiaki needs it for dual wielding with the golden one.
>>28430671Enhanced meguca strength
>>28430671Plus Malal is like, 14. And we WANT them to know where we are. I figure at least two clean shots, and anywhere between 2-3 casualties per blast.If we step into the middle of them, we stand a decent chance of causing friendly fire incidents, while drawing their fire away from Ekaterina and Souji
>>28430451>>28430617Malal is the best alternate-Universe Madoka, seriously.
>>28430692That is true, but there's also the fact that we need two hands to pump it.
>>28430681What is WRONG with you?this is ameowsing
>>28430692Does not equate to being able to aim worth a damn with a high-recoil weapon meant to be fired with two hands using night-vision goggles in the dark where everyone's a blob and you're also wielding a crowbar trying to hit people while lining up your shots.There's a time and place to be showing off, and Malal isn't the showy girl, is she? She's all about the efficiency in fighting.
>>28430646>“I mean, I’m not sure yet. It’s probably easier to get Matsuda angry first, if you want to make her do something. That’s what Mari-chan’s working on right now…”>There's a spy who's been 'working' on us>Which implies that we've met them>They've been attempting to both get us angry, and sleep with us>There is precisely one person we've been in contact with who has tried to do both of these> One's actually fiddling with his phone, and the other's flirting with a Magical Girl, her green hair done up in twintails.>She's singing now, doing a little dance in front of the appreciative guards while singing some sort of annoying J-PoP song.>Just as she's about to belt out the chorus, all the color drains in her face - and instead of a beautiful mezzo-soprano, a wave of today's breakfast erupts out of her mouth and splatters all over her chuckling audience.>Green haired magical girl with twintails>Attempting to sneak into the facility where Kharn is being held>Tries to get past the guards >By singing>She's rather good, and singing J-PopWHY HELLO THERE RURIHOWS THE SUPER SPY BUSINESS WORKING OUT FOR YA
>>28430712You dont pump a Saiga, unless im misremembering it horribly.
>>28430728oh fuckthe shadowrunners were right
>>28430712Saigas are semiauto shotguns. No need to pump.It's basically an AK47 rebuilt to fire shotgun rounds.
>>28430728...And then we made her puke her guts out.
>>28430728>Spy>Hiding where nobody would suspect>In plain sight as a fucking idolWell fuck
>>28430728The ruri right now might be the proto-ruri
>>28430728.....damn, just...well played, ruri.Was the whole thing just a test to see what we can be manipulated to do?I feel bad about going to sleep now.
>>28430728...How long ago was that Ruri corpse found again?...Five years ago?>>28430819>She deliberately timed it so we'd get there just as she and Iori were moaningYes.
hey NECO, will there be any profiles tonight?
>>28430844You're no fun
>>28430819>"... and that's how I convinced her to sleep on the couch!">"Are you fucking serious right now.">"Y-yes?">"Goddamnit."
>>28430855I will tell you that Souji still doesn't get one.Right now. I actually really like him and I hope he doesn't die if he shows up again.
>>28430728Oh fuck.Thats how she knew about the Iori rape.
What happens if a girl goes to make a contract and then wishes to become a boy?
>>28430867What if he dies in this one?
>>28430889But then who was Siberia?
>>28430883They get the magical dragon dildo.
>>28430897Alien cyborg Callidus from the future?
>>28430883Then Kyuubey grumbles because the delicious emotional trauma energy would be as potent when he eventually witches out, but it'd just mean we have a magical boy like Erio.
>>28430904REAL MGNQ SPOILERS: Souji was also Ruri the whole time.So is Mami.Green hair is the danger.
>>28430823>"Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her, right when she was holding a concert. Found only a few miles from the concert grounds. They say it was some sort of cosplayer that got killed on the way to the concert, but the conspiracy theorists think an alien killed Ruri and took her place. That was forgotten about quickly, because she was right there, and a family quickly identified the corpse as a missing daughter.">...Well. That's something to take note of. You also note that that particular bit of information isn't on Mami's file.>"Well, of course. You don't get to know about that unless you've been a big fan of her for a long time, and I've been one since she came into the scene!" Sayaka says this with no small amount of pride. If you could only capture this moment, to show her how much of a nerd she's being currently.According to Sayaka, a 'long time' ago.>>28430728Also, shit. Deepthroat is a magical girl too.According to Neco's files, she's the ONLY ONE out of FIVE siblings who hasn't contracted.Isn't that a LITTLE BIT SUSPICIOUS?
>>28430883Incubator goes 'B-but that's forbidden!' and the universe implodes.
>>28430915I meant wouldn't, fucking autocorrect didn't correct my typo the right way.
>>28430883Witches out instantly.Witch is a tentacle monster.
>>28430883They become Makoto
>>28430883Nothing, the wish is not valid
>>28430847Yeah outside of Santa Destroy, not Varrigan City. And it was less than 5 years ago, Sayaka said it was 2 years ago right as Ruri was getting into the "whole solo Idol thing". Before then Ruri was a part of the Sugar Angels who were nothing more than a run of the mill Idol group in Japan.Calm yo' shadowruns.
>>28430970>Yeah outside of Santa Destroy, not Varrigan City.>Spy Officio>Sticking to just one city>Implying she's not just here for Kharn
>>28430728you see this shit is why we are always shadowrunning all the god damn time, we are always right.
>>28430458 >>28430479 >>28430486 >>28430515You disengage the shotgun's safety and rack the slide, before stepping forward out of your cover.Seven rounds, six idiots. More than enough, and you've got the element of surprise, here.Your first shot is an instant kill. The discharge flare blooms in your vision, an angry white-hot blast fringed with angry reds and yellows, briefly lighting up the dark blue world replacing the darkness around you - and the first goon takes it directly in the face. He topples on his back bonelessly, the upper half of his skull sheared away, the firearm gripped in his hands falling to the floor in a useless clatter. "One down," You bark into the room, your helmet's vox-speakers amplifying it into a deafening bellow. "Let's dance, motherfuckers.""What the...KILL THE FUCKER! WHOEVER THE FUCK IT IS, KILL 'EM!" The leader roars, and gunfire, loud and blinding, is sent screaming at your direction. Each muzzle flare lighting up the room, strobing in the harshest way - and you take advantage of the split-second intervals of darkness to move away, take cover, and get into another vantage point. Get into another prime killing position. And once you do, you pull the trigger. Again, and again, and again. Announcing every kill you make through your vox - making the leader spit curses at you, and his lackeys beg for mercy.Killing. You've never relished it. Oh, you have the knack for it, you're not going to deny that - but you like fighting more. You like brawling better, a contest of imposing your own will against someone else's. You've made great friends by meeting people and beating the living shit out of them. Win or lose, there'd be a closeness to the both of you now that not even sex probably could emulate. ...Well, no, you're not too sure. You've never done that before anyway.[1/2]
>>28431003>Win or lose, there'd be a closeness to the both of you now that not even sex probably could emulate. ...Well, no, you're not too sure. You've never done that before anyway.PURE MAIDEN STATUS CONFIRMED
>>28431003...You don't like killing, is what you're getting at here. You know you have to do it and you're good at it, but it's not something you take too much joy from in doing.These idiots, however... Maybe you're having much more fun than you admit right now.Or maybe you just needed to vent, after you saw what they did to Ekaterina.Hnh. It's not like anyone will care in the end, anyway.All that matters is the main objective.She still needs to live for you to put her through much more pain, after all.You save the leader for the last. With his goons all dead - and him trying desperately to find his way back to the exit - you send him crumpling to the ground with a contemptuous kick to the back of his knees. Preventing him from getting up with a booted foot to his chest."Who the fuck are you? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" The leader's face, a ruddy smear of red and yellow in your preysight, is screaming up at you in a frothing, impotent rage. He doesn't even stop as you press the smoking mouth of your gun against his forehead. "YOU KILLED MY FUCKING TEAM, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU--""No one," You murmur into your vox, before pulling the trigger one last time. The struggling body underneath your foot growing still and slack even before the resultant stain of muzzle flash had faded from your vision.There's a sharp silence, one that always follows after murder - and it's Souji's voice, hesitant and wary, that breaks it."Lady?" He ventures, here. "Is...is everything okay? Are those guys--""Get the lights." You cut him off. "We won't have much time before they're missed."Souji does so, light flooding back into the darkened room. Your visor resetting back into its normal mode just in time to see the young man throw up at the sight of a corpse that's missing most of its face.You glance around the room, looking at your handiwork.[2/3]
>>28431015...It's like another person did it. Not the pink-haired girl hiding inside her black biker getup, but something else entirely. A monster, maybe. One that doesn't have sharp metal shit for hands and legs, but just a complete and utter disregard for others' lives, much less her own.The horrifying thing about that is you're not sure which one is worse."Jesus. They're..." Souji chokes, here. "Just like that...? They were fine just a few minutes ago, even that asshole who keeps calling me like a dickweed, and now they're just..." He turns a deeper shade of green before heaving again. Emptying his stomach in loud, wet slaps on the floor."Is this what you do? Is this what Magical Girls like you do?" He spits at you in between heaves.How do you respond?
>>28431039[x] "When we need to."
>>28431039[x] "What? You thought it was all rainbows and sparkledust?"
>>28431039[X] "When we need to. What, you thought it was all rainbows and sparkledust? We're glorified assassins. Now come on, we don't have much time before the come to investigate the noise."
>>28431039"No. Normally, I use the crowbar."Seriously though, with the horrible things he's already complicit in doing, he really doesn't have the right to say that.
>>28431039[x]Sometimes there's glowy lights and shit and then everything's nice and hunky dory. Sometimes you end up with our little friends here all over the walls. Now get it together and let's go!
>>28431039yeah, pretty much. dont have to enjoy it, but it must be done. look at the bundle of steel and psychosis that YOU helped augment back there-does it look like it the face of mercy?
>>28431039"If it makes you feel any better, there aren't a lot of Magical Girls like me."
>>28431039[X] "With the horrible shit you're already complicit in, you think you have the right to say that? I don't enjoy it, to be honest, but sometimes it has to be done.""Now lets move, before more come."
>>28431039[x]"For someone who works with Magical Girls you are surprisingly naive. There is nothing more inhumane than Magical Girls."
>>28430995Was some of this in the write ups? I haven't read them. Are they considered "canon" in the MGNQ universe?
>>28431093Ooh. I like this one.Seconded.
>>28431097Pretty much all of the writeups are canon.
>>28431039[x] No, some do it a bit cleaner, some drag it out. Not a lot of options with a shotgun though.
>>28431097Last threads writeup dealt with the Twentieth Officio, the spy guys. They were discussing 'escape from Sex Gulag', in which you - as a blonde - have to escape from Kharn's bedroom with your virginity intact.The subject of her successor came up, and 'Mari' was mentioned.
>>28431039"No. My assignment usually involve fishing in a lake or taking bird photos around countryside."
>>28431107Even the lewd ones?
>>28431121Especially the lewd ones anon.
>>28431107can someone give me a collection or pastebin of writeups? ive read what i think are all of them, but a collected version would be excellent
>>28431121Okay pretty much all of the writeups posted in threads are canon. There.
>>28431107Well I guess I have something to brush up on before the next thread. You damn cat. I love you NECO and not just for being a cute.
>>28431144NECO is not for loving.
>>28431139http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbNubum collects all of them in a separate pastebin from the normal MGNQ one! Otherwise they're on varying pastebins per writer.Mine has a couple too, nyahaha~
>>28431144>>28431151This lewd picture I have says otherwise.
>>28431154er, I meant ebook, not pastebin
>>28431039[x] "At least it was quick. I didn't drag it out over months of torture, disfigurement, and violation. I turned them into corpses, not monsters.What right do you have to complain?"
>>28431039Magic. Magic never changes.
>>28431158Are those air intakes on her head
>>28431151A cat is fine too, anon.
>>28431215You tell me.
>>28431219Of course.But not for loving.Just for use.
>>28431039>>28431003>>28431015I-is this moe...?
>>28431219>>28431231>>28431239Well if you say so..
>>28431266Damn, that brutal.
>>28431266That's not a saiga
>>28431299I didnt want to mention it
>>28431272I had a dream like that, once. But there was more dismemberment.
>>28431266No.Everyone inside all of the officios needs to end up dead by the end of the story, otherwise it's like letting everyone at the Nuremberg trials go off the hook without any punishments.I trust Decu will be able to handle that.
>>28431266im sorry, its excellent, but that calf/thigh ratio is tipping my OCD
>>28431266Yes, definition of moe.
>>28431266Dan-chan, Dan-chan, please give us more of this!
>>28431318I kinda hope the do another one but forget the magazine because it wasn't in your pic.
>>28431318I don't know shit about guns.
>>28431339Neither do I, but googling 'saiga shotgun' requires no effort.
>>28431321Ugh, yeah, I'll spend more time drawing it right next time. Also next time i'll sleep early instead of staying up late.
>>28431348Why does it always have to be this way, anon? Isn't it enough that we're getting awesome artwork from Dan?
>>28431358YOU'LL SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEADDRAW BABY KHARN
>>28431363get gud@paint scrub
>>28431363Nitpicking is mandatory.There is no escape.
>>28431266That look on Malal's face dose strange and amazing thing to me.
>>28431326But with long hair Chiaki, right? Right??
>>28431376Not even in the slightest.
>>28431328I was the non-Dan Kim livedrawer from last thread and did this, awawawa.
>>28431389get /k/ fgt>>28431396plswe still love you
>>28431396Yeh you did.
>>28431396I recognize those awas.SHOW YOURSELF
>>28431224Yes, they are.
>>28431411"Souji, you realize that gun isn't even loaded, right?""...y-yeah, I was...was just testing you!"
>>28431387Long hair version best version.
>>28431510Malal is displeased.
>>28431510>no magazineI called it.
>>28431510>a stare that can killMost likely literally.
>>28431080 >>28431087 >>28431093For someone who works with Magical Girls, he's surprisingly naive, you tell him. There's nothing more inhumane than Magical Girls. "Y-yeah, but I thought..." Souji averts his eyes away from the corpse, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. "I mean, I--"You point towards Ekaterina in her cage. Look, you tell him. Look at the bundle of steel and hate and psychosis that he himself helped augment. Does that look like the face of mercy, of rainbows and sparkles and everything nice? Does that give him any right to judge you?"No, I wasn't--" The young man tries, but you shake your head and toss him back his shotgun. Whatever he wanted to say, you didn't want to hear it. Not right now. You all need to get ready to get out of here as soon as possible. Like you said, there's not much time before the people you've just killed are missed."Ah. Y-yeah. Right. I'll go and get Kat ready, then." He moves away before you could reply, very nearly tripping over one of the corpses. You shake your head again, before glancing down at the leader you've just killed. You make to reach for his diamond-encrusted Desert Eagle. It's gaudy as hell, but you might need a gun later. Something you can use with one hand, or at least try to.Just as you slip it into your inventory, it's here that your codec rings again. Xiaomei. You immediately answer it."Malal!" Xiaomei all but screams your name the moment the connection is established, and you wince, here. "Malal, have to hurry! You cannot dilly-dally like this any more, cannot move so slow! Must need to go right now!"What? Okay, she needs to slow down, you don't understand--"Evacuation site is compromised! Fulton extraction is not possible now! Varrigan City Tower crawling with hostiles, evac plane cannot get close to it!"[1/2]
>>28430924>According to Neco's files, she's the ONLY ONE out of FIVE siblings who hasn't contracted.Four our of Five siblings fall into a pitThe fifth finally avoids the trapSUSPICIOUS
>>28431545It's hard to fall in a pit that's full of bodies. You can just walk over it.
>>28431543...Shit. Well, what now, then? Do you have any other options? You can't fight an entire city. Well, you can, but there's no real guarantee you'll get out alive, much less Ekaterina and Souji."Only one! Go back down Red Line Highway, go straight to the docks! The docks? That's...that's on the other end of the fucking city. What's there?"Thirteenth Officio flagship, the Rafflesia! Fran is already there, and she says she will be your evac instead!"What? Fran? But isn't the Thirteenth part of all this? Aren't they the reason why you had to rescue Ekaterina in the first place--"Just trust Fran! I know her, she is good person deep inside!" The brown-haired girl glares at you. "Well, maybe a bit crazy, but in funny way at least!"How do you react?No. Get me another evac. I still don't trust them....Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.
>>28431555[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.OI YOU GROTS. WE BE LOOTIN A BATTLESHIP.
>>28431555>[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.Trust in Fran.Believe in Fran.
>>28431555[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.
>>28431555[X] Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk. But try to get me another evac, I'm not sure I trust them. Fran's good, sure, but the others...
>>28431555>[X]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.FRAN FINE THE NANNY!
>>28431555[X ]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.
>>28431555awww shit. i dont like having fran anywhere near a ship. unless she's been given gills
>>28431543Nooooo, I knew Fulton was too good to be true!>>28431555[x] Help Madaraki with the ousting, that way we can assure our own protection and make it more likely that the 13th aren't evil.
>>28431555[X]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.
>>28431555[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.We did need to give Fran back her assistant. And she has the facilities to perform the operation on Ekaterina. And showing Strauss' betrayal of the Thirteenth's oaths beyond reproach should help solidify Fran's position.
>>28431555>[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.
>>28430728i dun gedditRuri was the idol in this flashback? What's that supposed to mean? She was the real one and got murdered which explains the Ruri lookalike corpse we heard about so our Ruri was a fake?Ya'll Shadowrunning niggas don't be making any sense.
>>28431555>[X]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.But try and prep another tertiary evac. I don't trust them, and it's going to be hell to make this rendevous.
>>28431585Well, she could always have been telling the truth about it.It really was just a cosplayer.
>>28431555>[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.Better than ending as a flaming wreck falling from the sky.
>>28431555DO IT, BELIEVE IN THE FRAN THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
Going to bed. Requesting someone else draw the rest of the scenes cakeplsthx.
>>28431589>>28431565Nthing tertiary evac. Fran's plan could always fuck up somewhere, then we'd have to evac her too.
>>28431594Telling the truth about what? Which Ruri may have been a cosplayer?I'm retarded.
>>28431599Thanks, Dan! Despite the weird autistic nitpicking!
>>28431599Cake you Dan Kim.May you be showered in Butts
>>28431604>nitpicking>weird>on /tg/That shit's business as usual.
>>28431603Dead cosplayer was just a dead cosplayer.
>>28431599we better get a baby kharn by the end of the flashback, danthere will be consequences otherwise
>>28431555[x]...Fine. Get me a way to contact her. We need to talk.Fran best choice.>>28431599Awwww, oh well, thanks for drawing!
>>28431585>Ruri was the idol in this flashback? What's that supposed to mean? She was the real one and got murdered which explains the Ruri lookalike corpse we heard about so our Ruri was a fake?The girl that showed up in the flashback is the same girl we were bodyguarding.Now whether this means that she killed the real Ruri and took her place, or if the dead 'Ruri' is just a red herring? Not enough information. If the cosplayer was dead five years ago, then it'd be 100% spyswitch. But since it was two years ago, things get murky...
>>28431673>Voting period is meowerFor what reason was voting period one who make sound of cat?
>>28431688Because it's funny. And variety is the spice of "end of voting" signs.
>>28431688NECO from the future wrote the message and sent it to the current NECO. That is the only explanation I can think of.
>>28431642when did Kharn become warmaster/famous enough to have a simulation tailored to match her sexual advances?five years is actually way too early, but 2 years does seem a little late...
>>28431725...Um.That writeup? Featuring the simulation?Happened after we became Warmaster.Which is why they mentioned us at all.
>>28431741Why would they roll that simulation then? It's not like Kharn would betray Souji, right? And it's not like she matters right now.
>>28431562 >>28431563 >>28431564 >>28431565"Already ahead of you. Have Fran already waiting on other frequency - patching her through now, okay?"Right. But just in case this also ends ass-upwards, you want Xiaomei to look for an alternative. Doesn't matter if it's a long shot, just that there's one if you need it."Hah, even in situations like this, you like to make sure, huh? Okay, okay. No guarantees, but will try best." Her portrait winks out, replaced with a grainier one of the strange doctor you chastised earlier during her lunch. Madaraki Fran looks nervous, but at the same time relieved. "Aaaaahhh, Miss Malal!" She beams, here. "T-thank goodness! I waaas worried when Xiaomei-chan asked me to hold, I thought you were going to refuse..."Well, you're not in the business of refusing a helping hand when it's offered, so no."Ahh, that's a very good attitude to have, Miss Malal!" The blonde doctor clasps both her hands in front of her, clearly pleased. "Now, um, just really quickly, we're docked near Pier 4 of the Varrigan City docks, just at the tail end of the Red Line Highway. We already have staff who are ready to raise the ganggramp and raise anchor at the last minute, and we've loaded the cannons to fire on anyone who may come chasing, and there will be--"Wait. What? Cannons?"Of couuurse, Miss Malal," Fran blinks at you. "Our Rafflesia is still a battleship, of course. A fully functioning one! The difference is what we load into the cannons, hee-heeeee!"Ugh. That giggle. It's cute, but it's also scary.How do you respond?
>>28431747For the same reason any simulator would have something like "Fight this famous old magical girl!" in it or something. Just because it'd be a cool test.
>>28431748understood. souji, what do we need to do to transport her? Fran, what do you put in the cannons?Say this while getting moving, gotta go fast
>>28431748[x] "...Whatever works. Just have me a way out of here."
>>28431748"Right. We'll head there at once. Can your battleship provide long range support fire if I need it?"
>>28431748[x] There will not be any...friendly-fire, will there?
>>284317471. As a challenge for their 'Warmaster'2. As a training tool3. As porn
>>28431748>[x] ...just wait for my signal and try not to fry me together with the pursuit teams. I'm heading out son.
>>28431747The sim is probably pretty old.They had one online for Matsuda within... how long as it been since we became Warmaster, a couple of weeks tops?
>>28431775>sonSoon, but whatever works.
>>28431777They don't have one for Matsuda yet. They're working on gathering the data.If they DID have one for Matsuda, it would actually be for Murderface, since they'd have most of the data from back then. Which'd mean the sim would be hilariously inaccurate.
>>28431748[x] "Well alright then."
>>28431747>It's not like Kharn would betray Souji, right?Y-yeah, she'd never do that, right?She'd never just up and abandon him, right?R-right?
>>28431748"Good to know you've got decorations and noise makers on hand. I'm bringing the party to you."
>>28431748>The difference is what we load into the cannons,"WHAT do you load in the cannons?If I ask for fire support, I'm not going to get a rain of mutant starfish or something, am I?"
>>28431747>Implying that Kharn and Souji don't have an open relationship
>>28431810>implying Souji had any say in the matter
>>28431808>not wanting a rain of mutant starfishStarfish are brutal.
>>28431816Yes, he did. She really loves him.
>>28431817Oh, I'd use it.I just want to be sure it's aimed at the right target.
>>28431725Kharn became warmaster about 3 years ago and already had her reputation in the middle of her second year as warmaster where we got the flashback and abdicated after that year.That's a pretty crazy 2+ year-term
>>28431802Well to be fair, at this point it seems more one-sided (reasonable considering Kharn's state) from Suji's side. Ekaterina-chan is crying out for Malal and not him, after all.
>>28431817i think mutant dolphins would be worse though, especially if they can move on land.
>>28431847What about flying sharks?
>>28431840I'm not talking about back then, I mean now in the backwater hole in Siberia she is living in together with him.I wonder if their kids would have little metal hands and arms and scary eyes too or if they'd take after the father.
>>28431840I keep telling you people, it was Souji x Malal until Malal bit it, then Souji and Kharn got together out of mutual grief...
>>28431836Outdated military tech finding it's way into private hands isn't that strange.
>>28431748still have her profile
>>28431850see, sharks can bite, but dolphins are goddamn rapists even without mutations
>>28431853>implying Kharn is able to have kids
>>28431864I deny this because >Souji x MalaluuuuuuuuuughAnd also seems completely baseless.
>>28431868Hope you can use it as a crutch when your kneecaps abandon you.
>>28431748[x] "Whatever. Just be ready.""Souji, you got a car?"We might have to boost one.
>>28431803All my yes.
>>28431882can we steal the nitro charges from the bike?
>>28431866>2034>using a battleshipHOLY FUCK I'LL SHIGGY YOUR DIGGY YOU MAD CUNTFirst of all, you couldn't be more fucking obvious if you tried. Second, macguyvering an aircraft carrier out of a container freighter is both more effective, less obvious and way more useful. This battleship I'll bet is an Iowa-class just because they're like the only ones halfway in usable condition nowadays, which means they're fucking murdergiants of the seas. This would break my immersion to pieces if it wasn't obvious by now that the Officios get a free pass on everything simply because they're officios and can asspull Incubators manipulating the media- both in-universe and by the author.
>>28431870They can also hit hard enough to break bones... The better to torment their game.
>>28431897>implying it isn't magic>implying they have to explain shit
>>28431903I have a counterargument.
>>28431897>13th officio>using Murrican boats>not Bismarks13th is nazis.
>>28431873Yes. Many little Kharn and Souji babbies that crawl around on the two while they cuddle in bed. And Kharn is really really gentle with them with her giant claw hands and she always giggle swhen they climb in between her massive boobies.
>>28431897>I'm obvious about something...What? I thought I was responding to someone saying it wasn't believable that battleships were even still in use in the future.
>>28431897>Magical girl setting>Shadowrun-like setting involving sci-fi aliens controlling corporations with their own armies and there are laser katanasAnd one of them owning a battleship of unknown designation and origin is where you draw the line of believability?
>>28431971>its like he doesn't understand this is not just a stupid popular quest but odds are likely other boards are participating in it, such as /k/
>>28431971I came here for the noir, of shifting through bars and back alleys with nothing but a gun and no hope to Chiaki's name. SOmewhere along things started taking off.
>>28431999welp, you've trolled the thread in 3 2 1
>>28431999Yeah, somewhere around thread 2...
>>28432026>implying it didn't regularily pendlum backGrimdark Midori witch barrier adventures best threads of my life
>>28431999>SOmewhere along things started taking off.We got promoted. Kind of killed the whole Meguca Runner schtick if instead of being the Runner you become Chief of Police. Or Chief Operating Officer and Chairman of the Board of the Tyrell Corporation, would be more apt.
>>28432056>Grimdark Midori witch barrier adventures best threads of my lifeUp until "Get fucked". That was a complete failure.
>>28432111it's only a matter of time before they "demand our badge" and we're back in the gutter.
>>28432134Implying crazy Homu would have let us argue with herHomu never takes arguments, Homu has a place she wants to go and she will go there.
>>28432134That was samefagging retards and I regret missing it.The one thread out of this whole damn quest that I've missed and a pack of idiots ruined everything.
>>28432147>crazy HomuI want to meet the one from the mirror and see what happens. Maybe introduce her to Pinky.
>>28432134I still regret not being there to vote against it.
>>28432134Get Fucked was in character
>>28432147>implying the sensible plan was to negotiateIt wasn't. The sensible plan from the preceding thread was to take advantage of the fact that Callidus can cloak, and basically play the part of Predator and shank the familiars in their kidneys while Armored Homu and Murderface Homu took on Ribbon Homu.
>>28432164No, being careful would have been in-character. Being SMART would have been in-character.'Get fucked' was complete stupidity.
>>28432164No it wasn't, nor was the blind charge into the middle of the enemy. It goes against everything that Midori does as a Callidus, which is plan carefully and think things through before committing to an action, which is has been said in-character before.
>>28432168I still wonder how well that would go. Golden weapons make people easier to hit, but harder to kill. Could Midori oneshot golden weapon wielding familiars with a plain dagger? If she can't, she may have been better off just hiding and keeping Moemura and Chiaki alive.
>>28431266See attached for saiga. Also, they would have come apart a little differently after all of that. Look up the way Death looked after suck starting his shotgun.
>>28431411Needs a magazine and a charging handle. See: Saigas.
>>28432184>>28432191but Midori was pissed
>>28432164Even though Midori's not the brightest tactician around, she still knows her strengths and weaknesses, and Get Fucked was not playing to her strengths at all.
>>28432164Being mad at Kharn, bitchslapping and verbally wrecking her was in Character. "Get fucked" wasnt.Midori`s best Barrier Moments were when she used Persuasion.
>>28432222But she's not retarded.
>>28432238How do you know?
>>28432210>>28432220Welcome to an hour ago where all this just got explained, now we're arguing about how dumb "Get fucked" was.
>>28432248For the thousandth time.
So how goes the height chart?
>>28432208Probably not one-shot. But remember that Malal and Mirai were also helping in the fight. Midori could have helped finish off familiars, or distract them with a knife so that Mirai or Malal could take them down.
>>28432244Because when we first met her, the only thing stopping her from suceeding was intervention from Pinky, and who the hell can account for that?
>>28432255Hat-chan's at work.I'd say shes a little busy now.
>>28431836A 16" shell doesn't get any smaller, nor carry any less explosive as time goes on. Fuckers would be atomized just the same regardless.
>>28432222>>28432244She stopped Chiaki from splattering her all over the Silent Room.She stopped Chiaki from going full Kirika.She stopped Pinky from eating her face at least 3 times.She stopped Moemura from acting stupid.She stopped BlackrockChiaki from eating her face.She stopped Kharn from being retarded.Just by well-placed Hugs and the right words.
>>28432255Hat-chan has been stuck on Sayaka for a while now
>>28432278>Midori uses Hug>It's super effective!
>>28432278Midori is best Magical Girl.Which possibly explains the moment of functional retardation when confronted with something genuinely evil, thinking about it.
>>28432278Hugs are the most powerful force in all of MGNQ. Golden hugs when
>>28432314Well we DO have the Gauntlets...
>>28432314Midori's Golden Weapon
>>28432269WaitHat's a she?
>>28432318I want to go hang out inside the gauntlets again.that girl is 2cute.
>>28432326opinions on this vary.
>>28432326>Thinking he can figure out the genders of moonpeople just like that
>>28432336Yuu is best good girl.
>>28432336We'll need to do so in order to have her help with Kirika, who we're going to need for Oriko.
>>28432326Hat is short for Nicehatguy, people just think he's a girl because of his handwriting.
>>28432326Hat-chan is whatever we want her to be until her gender is confirmed. Thus, many of us choose to view her as Moemura in a hat.
>>28432356But then what about Misaka?
>>28432359wonder if the flashback was designed so that we'd forget all the things we'd have to do to get best ending for Oriko
>>28432336>2cuteShe wants the Kharntounge
>>28432371I'm sorry, but I think Decu confirmed that Yuu is goodest girl.
>>28432374The best ending for Oriko is execution nya~
>>28432380>Yuu is goodest girl.But isn't Yuu a boy?
>>28432359Yuu's still resting. She's not going to be involved in the Oriko battle.At this point it's a tossup between Kirika's sword and Kharn's Murderaxes. The Murderaxes are the obvious one if we just want to kill Oriko. But Oriko's could be what we need to finally get Kirika onside.
>>28432404I said Yuu will help with Kirika, not Oriko.
>>28432371Misaka best armorer, and for Murdurface that's better
>>28431808>"WHAT do you load in the cannons?Well, knowing Fran it probably wouldn't be lethal, just a bit messed up.Take jellyfish with burning lashes, cross it with spider with paralysing venom, so it moves at good speed both in sea and on land and can punish&disable people without killing them. Give it long enough fangs to pierce even tough clothes and either wings or way of spreading it's body like a parachute for landing from air. It doesn't have central nervous system, so it can keep moving even after getting cut in half. Load them in membrane by about three hundreds a shell so they can effectivelly spread over half a square mile on landing. They are really tiny and pretty much transparent.
>>28432402Mahou Shounen pls go and stay go.
>>28432410I said kill her, not torture her until she begs for death.
>>28432371We must pray that they never meet, lest Highlander/ rap battle shenanigans ensue.
>>28432399Cat knows what's up.
>>28432452Clearly, Yuu is best close-range girl and Misaka is best long-range girl. Their abilities complement each other, and together they make Best Team.
>>28432452>rap battle>between Yuu and MisakaThis would be adorable and I want to see it.The only way it will happen is if Misaka dies wielding a golden weapon.Fuck.
>>28432432>Not liking Mahou ShounenWhat are you, gay?
>>28432475Not even then, because Misaka isn't a magical girl.We'd need to achieve fusion with Yuu.
>>28432475Maybe they meet in a side story.
>>28432516But Anon, Ayumu is Mahou Shoujo.
>>28432475Didn't Yuu already have a brief period of "Chiaki can see her outside Yuu's Magical Ream"?
>>28432521We don't know if Yuu was a magical girl, and I don't recall anyone mentioning if being a magical girl was a requirement for being absorbed.
>>28432537Yuu took the energy we got from that orange juice to be able to do that and only we could see her.
>>28432538She was. In... 15th I believe?
>>28432557still. IT BEGINS.
>>28432538>>28432561We had Yuu tell us her past. She was contracted to the Seventh.
>>28432538I was under the impression that Faust only gave golden weapons to Magical Girls, and the soul that winds up in the weapon is the original recipient.
>>28432583that has been the case so far.
>>28432590Only because the original recipient was the one killed while wielding it.
>>28431808 >>28431803 >>28431767 >>28431769...Well. What do they load into the cannons, then? And there won't be any friendly fire, will there?"Oh, nothing tooooo damaging, I assure you, Miss Malal! Just something to dissuade pursuers! We are a peaceful Officio, research and experimentation are our weapons!"Like experimenting on kidnapped Magical Girls?"...Miss Malal." The blonde doctor looks and sounds hurt. "Yes, I deserve that, but please, I'm tryiiiing my best to fix my mistakes. Isn't that what the Blessed Lady teaches? It's not our sins that define us, but what we doooo to make amends?"That Blessed Lady junk again. That kind of shit doesn't really fly in this kind of situation--"Miss Malal, I assure you that once you arrive here you will be treated with the utmost respect. We will protect you from Doktor Strauss' and her goons, and deliver you back to your Officio. And we will do our best to heal the damage our former Warmaster has inflicted on Ekaterina - I'll even do the operation personally, with all our resources on hand. And to make sure there is no deceit, you can oversee the operation yourself."You're silent for a moment, before finally nodding. Fine. That's all you needed to hear.Madaraki manages another smile, this time, and she reaches up with a hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead. "H-hee. Xiaomei-chan was right, Miss Malaaal. You're a hard customer to please!"Only with the people you need to trust with your life, you tell her. And she didn't answer your question. What about friendly fire?"Our ship engineer is a very good one, Miss Malal! She calibrated all our targeting systems perfectly! We won't miss!"Alright. Well, not like you have any choice - you'll just have to find out later. You thank her, and sign off.[1/2]
>>28432607You turn to Souji, to check up on him - and you see him carrying Katerina, the girl all wrapped up in what looks like a long, waterproof poncho. The black metal blades of her feet poking out from where the material ended at her ankles. The long sleeves and the hood do a good job concealing everything else, though."Alright, we're as ready as we can be," The young man replies, breathless but eager. "The tranquilizer dose I gave her should be good enough for the rest of the day, but in case it isn't, I brought enough for another."You nod at this, before giving the entire room a look again. The ruined bodies still steaming in the cold air, flies already starting to gather over each corpse.It's with a sick feeling that you realize that this isn't even the start of it. Of how many more will die for your plan to be carried out to complete fruition....They'll remember you for what you managed to do, you promise to yourself. They'll remember you for doing everything you could to help, and they'll forgive you for everything you've done. Even she will, when she finds out about everything.Hah. Well. At least you know one thing for sure.Lying to yourself is easy once you accept the fact that the truth is too horrible to even think about.[2/3]
>>28432607>We won't miss!That's still not an answer.
>>28432631It's with haste, then, that you lead Souji up the stairs again, quickly as you can. There doesn't seem to be anyone around the entire way up to the staff entrance - from what you can see, nearly everyone's back in the stadium proper, and the combined shouting of the audience is loud enough to make even the walls vibrate. "That's weird," Souji says from behind you. "Kat's the one scheduled to fight right now, but it sounds like the match just started? They're cheering for someone..."Huh? Well, maybe a substitute matchup, then? Which is fine with you, considering you're stealing Kat right out from under them, and the more people preoccupied with the match, the better."Nicole...Nicole Touchdown? They're cheering for Nicole Touchdown?"What? Nicole?...SHIT THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT EARLIER.And true enough, one of the TV displays near the staff exit is indeed showing a grinning Nicole Touchdown, a cleaver in both hands, facing off against Karasawa Enyo. Using kitchen cutlery to block a fucking chainsaw blade sprouting from the Black Templar's mechanical hand.Jesus Christ. Fucking crazy Americans!"Wait, you know that girl? The one with the scars?" Souji blinks at you. "That's...wow. Is she a Magical Girl too?"No, you shake your head. Nicole would kill herself first before signing the Incubator's Contract.Somehow, that makes her even scarier. And crazier.You shake your head, here, and finally make for the exit."Wait! What about your friend? She's going to die there--"No, she won't, you bark at him. Nicole just loves to fight, and doing it in public makes her fight better. You'd be more worried for the other person, but Enyo seems to be doing fine. You'd bet on them cutting each other enough that they'd wear themselves out instead of killing each other."W-well, if you say so..."[3/4]
>>28432649You push the doors open just as you pull the Desert Eagle out of your inventory. You've been down there long enough for other guards to be posted here.As it turns out, you're right.At the same time, the new guards are nothing more than beheaded corpses cooling on the ground, with a Wendy Touchdown nonchalantly wiping her own kitchen knife clean on one of the guards' pants.She's also brought Schpeltiger along with her, the motorcycle parked just a few feet away, its motor idling for a quick getaway."Fuckface." She greets you, her dead eyes of dull copper turns toward you. "Vomit-tan." You reply."Cute. I know you're in a rush, here, but I need to ask you something." Wendy frowns here, before nudging her chin towards Souji. "Who's the stiff? Your boyfriend?"How do you react?No reaction. Direct Souji to Schpeltiger, have him get ready on it while you listen.No, we're not. What did you want to ask me?Other.
>>28432680"I'm listening.". Direct Souji to Schpeltiger, have him get ready on it while you listen.
>>28432680>[x]No, we're not. What did you want to ask me?Get it over and done with.
>>28432680[x]No, we're not. What did you want to ask me?
>>28432680[x] What, questions NOW? You're kind of in a hurry.
>>28432680[X] No reaction. Direct Souji to schpeltiger, have him right ready on it while you listen.
>>28432709Oh god, yes.GLORIOUS FORESHADOWING
>>28432680[X]Other."No and I'm going to go on a limb here and assume that you have a more important question than that."
I'm waiting for the scene when we escape from the not-shagohod
>>28432680Tell Souji to strap himself and kharn to the bike. Securely. With ductape if he has some.Offer to lob some antimagic at some of the people Wendy and Nicole are about the kill. Better start on repaying them, and the chaos should make escape easier.
>>28432680>[x]No, we're not. What did you want to ask me?Nice to see they became friends so fast!
>>28432680>[x]Other."No we're not. And that was your question. Souji, get her loaded up on the bike."
>>28432680You don't care who he is. Ask the actual question.
>>28432709[X] so much this
>>28432740>foreshadowingNot even. C'mon, he calls her by a pet name. Malal had to notice that.
>>28432884whoops, linked the wrong post like an idiotI just click whatever to open the quick reply window okay>>28432680THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS
>>28432604I'm not so sure. Most of the weapons already have spirits inside, even the ones whose original wielder hasn't been killed yet. Notably the chainaxes and the golden Deagle.
>>28432874That's because she's been reduce to an animal, duh. She IS a pet.
>>28432927Brave anons, I think you know what we need to do with Midori nyow.You know. To keep up the theme.
>>28432977>Implying Midori wasn't already our pet
>>28432977>stray Kharn trainingI can dig it.
>>28432977Ditch her and become Mami's pet?
>>28432740>>28432874Thats kinda Stockholm-Syndrome levels of creepy.. >"You were inside me with your scalpels and scissors, now give me your Descartes."
I wonder if Wendy ever threw up on Murderface during and blamed Malal for it even though it wasn't Malal.
>>28433031What do you think in what kind of world we are in?see>>28431317>Everyone inside all of the officios needs to end up dead by the end of the story, otherwise it's like letting everyone at the Nuremberg trials go off the hook without any punishments.>I trust Decu will be able to handle that.100% accurate.
>>28432977I believe this has already been accomplished.
>>28432977>>28433010I'm totally doing this this weekend. Please wait warmly
>>28433041Wendy's batshit crazy, she probably really thought Malal did it.Even if she was dead at the time.
>>28433066I will not wait warmlyI will wait hardly
>>28433066My boner is ready.
>>28433066Yer a tease m8
>>28433093But will your heart ever be ready
>>28433113My heart belongs to Yuu
>>28432977>>28433010>>28433066>Implying Chiaki isn`t Midori`s pet instead
>>28432631>Even she will, when she finds out about everything.Is it reasonable to assume this is us?
>>28433126moemura is Midori's petChiaki is Midori's master
Guys we just need to make a chainMami > Wendy > Midori > Chiaki > Kumatora
>>28433126It depends on what mood the two are in.>Chiaki is Midori's masteryou mean Murderface.
>>28433126>A warm and comfortable Midori>Sitting in a ridiculously comfy chair>Chibiaki Matsuda sleeping soundly in her lap>A bottle of Kong and a milk bottle on a side table next to them>with added manga/doujin effects.
>>28433161Is this a food chain or a LEWD chain?
>>28433126To test this theory, we only need to ask who would sleep where.
>>28433187Chiaki would sleep in the chair, obviously.
>>28433187I... kinda want that!
>>28433187......I would totally get that thing and sleep in that cage part while the top bed remains empty.God, I'm lonely.
>>28433214Is that you Midori
Damn classes! Why they are when MGNQ is on!?This surely is hell dood
>>28433224You win the "most pathetic thing I've read today" award.
>>28433224Now, now, I'm sure you'll make a good pet some day and make someone very happy.
>>28433293I masturbate to the AoPH Quest MC and then distressedly contemplate the fact that she's an 11 year old chubby girl.
>>28433224i..........................WHATdude get some dignity, holy fuck.
>>28433291Prinny, P4Q is ongoing.
>>28433312>Implying any of us have dignity
>>28433224>>28433310My sides. Thanks, I needed that.
>>28433310She's also a solid 70+%
>>28433184I'm sure she just hasn't had her time to shine. Decu wouldn't add BRS and keep her ignored forever right? Right?
>>28433224>>28433293>>28433310Are we having a contest?
>>28433230Nah, just random Anon with a thing for petplay (master end of the deal).
>>28433340Nah. Closer to 50%
>>28433320>not having at least an ounce of self respectsee anon, this is why you don't have a girlfriend.
>>28433372I'd say less. Do we even have a fuzzy face?
>>28433317I saw it doodthe ting is that thread is there for almost 2 days, it can wait until I come back right? right?>>28433312don't be hard on him he will make a fine Prinny one day dood
>>28433310Are you more distressed by her being 11 or by her being fat?
>>28433355I sleep hugging my fluffiest pillow and imagining Mami is hugging me back.Mami isn't even my favorite meguca
>>28433395I'm even more distressed that I'm not sure.I mean, the pedophilia should obviously be the more repugnant part. But... it isn't?
>>28432709"What?" Souji bursts out before you can reply. "Of course we're not, I...uh..." His voice trails off as you turn to regard him silently. "Well, we're not, right? I just wanted to make it clear--"What did he want to make clear? That you're not good enough for him? Is that it?"B-but I don't even know you!" The brown-haired young man seems to almost whine here. "I can't even see your face, your helmet's too heavily tinted!"You shake your head and chuckle here, before pointing him towards Schpeltiger. He should get himself and Ekaterina strapped into the passenger seat."Y-yeah. Okay." Fuming, Souji acquiesces, and you chuckle as he trundles past you, grumbling, the poncho-wrapped Ekaterina still in his arms. You turn back to Wendy, who has her arms crossed over her chest, now."HER boyfriend. Not mine." "..." The Eversor nods after a moment, seemingly satisfied. "Looks like it, anyway." It's here that she glares at you. "You're Kaneda, right? Kaneda Madoka?"You nod. You go by Malal now, but...well. Maybe Nicole's told her about you. So sure, yeah, you still answer to that."I thought I heard that name before." Wendy nods again. "I had a dream about you."...What? She's delaying your evac because of a fucking dream? Get out of here. You don't have time to talk about dreams, you have an entire island to fucking outrun. Crazy americans, always want to talk about their feelings and shit.As you make to move towards Schpeltiger, your upper arm is suddenly grabbed by a cold, hard hand, the grip painfully palpable even through your ruggedized suit. You turn back, only to come face to face with Wendy again."Don't turn your back on me while I'm still talking." She says in her dull monotone, made all the more threatening with her sullen eyes. I had a dream about you, and I need to ask you something."...Okay. She'll get her question, but only after she takes her fucking hand off you. Or you'll rip it off.[1/2]
>>28433387Full body skin replacement with the hide from an arctic sabretooth cat thing. Also replaced the eyes, ears, nose with those from said cat. So yeah. No way it's less than 50
>>28433377>not having at least an ounce of self respectJust means I have to find someone with less
>>28433412"..." Wendy immediately lets go, before stepping back a couple of paces. "Nicole..." She breathes this out. "Nicole likes you, you know. She thinks you're one of her best friends." More than me, you could almost hear her say, leaving that last sentence unspoken. Jealousy clearly tingeing her voice. "In my dream, I saw you die, and you were smiling just before it. Like you planned it all along."...That's her dream?"Are you?" Wendy blurts out finally, her voice creaking with emotion the tiniest bit. "Are you actually planning on fucking offing yourself? Because Nicole..." She glances towards the Arena, where the fight still seems to be going on, from how hard the crowd is screaming. "...Nicole won't like that, you know."No, she wouldn't. She'd probably fucking snap."So are you, then?" How do you answer her?
>>28433417The fuck is that quest about, this sounds like transhumanism quest.
>>28433446[x] "I'm not planning on anything other than getting the fuck out of here."
>>28433446Less of a plan, more of an eventuality. Knowing the future doesn't make me responsible for it.
>>28433446[x] "I don't have a say in the matter."
>>28433446"Not unless standing around fucking chatting when I need to evac counts as planning. So that's a 'no', in case you missed it."
>>28433417don't forget the shark smile, amber tooth-claws, and cartillage spikes.Ceru doesn't look like the domestic kind of feline, at any rate.
>>28433446[x]"I ALWAYS planned to have the last laugh when I die. I'm a fucking Magical Girl; you think I don't have a dozen different ways to fuck over whoever eventually manages to kill me, just in case? Now you've made me lose 25 seconds because of this; tell Nicole I'll get Schleptiger back to her later."
>>28433446>>28433467[X] This sounds good to me
>>28433446[x] "Planning on dying? No. Not planning on it. Planning for it. Don't tell her that, though."
>>28433446[X] Deal with it.... Unfortunately we don't have sunglasses.
>>28433446>>28433467[x] Go with this
>>28433446<I don't "plan" to die. But death will find me, sooner or later.>
>>28433446"Everyone dies Wendy.You, me, Nicole. Look at the line we work in. Magical Girls and assassins. How long do you think we really?I expect to die; but definitely not by suicide."
>>28433446"You don't even have a plan for your own death?" Guffaw here.
>>28433454Mix of Pokemon, attack on Titan, monster hunter, and Claymore.Pokemon run amok and are dangerous, te game's sexy entries are true. Resources from beyond relatively safe dome cities are obtained by rangers trained in combat with harvested monster parts grafted into their bodies. Even in training for these ranger cadets which starts at age 10, there is lethality. We're playing a young cadet trying to one day reach the Elite Four.>>28433446"I wonder sometimes if we aren't meant for this world. I wonder if it would be a better place without magical girls and witches. As much as I sometimes want though, I can't break the cycle. I've got too much work to do to make the world a bit less shitty while I still can."
>>28433467>>28433525>>28433526Those are good.
>>28433446"I am not going to have much of a say in the matter. Sorry."
>>28433446[X] "Doing the right thing is always the hardest. I'm not planning to die, I'm planning to make my death count."
>>28433467I really don't like this, because it implies that we have no control over it at all.We do, we just chose the path that will likely lead to death but also leads to eventual victory.
>>28433536this literally sounds like claymore in pokemon land, but with the titan hell that is attack on titan.
>>28433536Dex entires. Dex, fucking autocorrect.
>>28433446"My hobby is giving a fuck you to destiny. It comes with its price."pretty sure that it wouldn't be too hard for Malal to just survive. the problem is the world would still end.>>28433454hunting pokemon/wyverns attack on titans style and grafting their parts onto your body. half the time we're arguing over types and what implants to get.
>>28433446"I'm planning on choosing how to die"
>>28433551You're forgetting that Malal prophesied her own death even before contracting into a Culexus.
>>28433569Can the pokemon discussion move to /QTG/?
>>28433446[x]"I'm not planning on it. But I'm going to be ready for it when it happens. Magical girls don't live forever. I might as well go out with a shit-eating grin, rather than a grumpy pout like the one you've had plastered on your face every second I've seen you. And kid? Don't even get me started on dreams." Then, we book it the hell out of here.
>>28433412Thank you Decu for breaking up a discussion that was going to quickly stray into "wtf am I reading" territory. Your a cool guy/girl.
>>28433454>>28433536>>28433566Pokemon lost the "pocket" part in their name and they almost wiped out humanity. Now Humanity is trying to fight back by putting monster parts into themselves. It's more Chtulutech than pokemon really.
>>28433446>"So are you, then?"[X] "You don't need a plan to die. You just need to lie down and stop moving. And me, well, I'm still moving."
>>28433566Yes, yes it is.And we've only glimpsed hell in the training forest.>>28433549That is better than my initial suggestion by far.
>>28432535You a masou shoujo
>>28433446>>28433467>[x]Voting for this
>>28433467Why are you voting for this, that's TERRIBLE.Not even death has been able to stop Malal so far.
>>28433698It still came to her, anon.
>>28433724As far as we know
>>28433690>File name.The Red guy reference?
>>28433690>filenameI'm glad you remember.
>>28433726Yeah, Ayumu is a Masou Shoujo and don't you forget it.
>>28433736We do have hints that Malal's death may not have stopped her from interacting with the living world, at least if Kharn's not-quite-grieving and Yuma's misspeaking are anything to go by.
>>28433726Yes, magically clad or magically armed are the two main translations. They are brutal and awesome and cute.
>>28433756unlike Midori, who's a Maso Shoujo
>>28433804Because she is the bottom, right? Ha, ha I get this joke I think! /Kharne
>>28433793and of course if she really wanted to take matters into her own hands, she could choose to end it now.Malal has all the CHOICE in the world.
>>28433804>M-IdolMidorin.jpgI wish I'd saved that pic.
>>28433849I just grabbed it off the fanart gallery. It's really useful for finding art you haven't saved or might have missed!
>>28433852You know you love it.
>>28433868may as well post the linkhttp://minus.com/miLyqokn5DrM7
>>28433467You don't have a say in the matter, you tell her, as you throw your leg over Schpeltiger. It's not something you have any control over. Not by a long shot.But you're not planning on actually dying, no.Dying comes afterwards. It's the side effect of what you had planned, not the aim of it.And you're going to make damn sure it counts."..." Wendy nods here, silent as always. "...Nicole still won't like it, but she'll be okay when she hears what you mean by it."Yeah? Well, can she Nicole AFTER the fact, not before? That way it actually works, and Nicole doesn't do anything stupid."I'll...I'll try." The brown-haired girl frowns. "But you know how she never listens, sometimes--""THERE SHE IS! AFTER HER!"Wendy's sentence is broken by a hoarse yell coming from the Arena - and the both of you turn to look at the gangers and the hired guns and other sorts of disagreeable folk pour out of the place, firearms and other fun stuff in hand. "TEN MILLION WHOEVER BRINGS THE BUTCHER BACK! TWENTY FOR THE HEAD OF THE SKULL BITCH!""Go," The Eversor tells you, just as she reaches for her knives, both arms crossing over her chest to draw all six of them at once, three in one hand, each one gripped between knuckles. "Sorry. I had to ask. Had to...learn how deep the rabbit hole goes."...What? Is...is she trying to sound cool?It's here that Wendy turns red, momentarily taken off-guard. "JUST GO!" She snarls at you, and you chuckle as you gun Schpeltiger away. The beastly motorcycle roaring deafeningly loud as you open up the throttle, the tires biting hard into the road and hurtling you and your precious cargo forward.Well. All things considered, she seemed like a nice girl.It's a pity. You also dreamed of her dying, too.
>>28433852>that 'save me sempai'Why, boner? Why?
>>28433881That's just for my personal gallery! The general one can be found here:http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>28433898Don't worry, Malal, she gets better.
>>28433932but still needs a lot of fixing.
>>28433898>just wanted to see how deep the rabbit hole goes
>>28433852I love that you read D-FRAG!
>>28433966I'd see how deep Wendy's rabbit hole goes ifyaknowwhatImean.
>>28433881>all that ChiaMido artI can't stop smiling, it's just too cute.She's going to die horribly, isn't she? It's too cute!
>>28433993I've started calling the pairing ChiDori in my mind>>28433973I love D-Frag
>>28433898Alright! Thread conclusion hopefully tomorrow, even if I did promise it like two threads ago! Hahaha!Anyway, thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always appreciated! I don't think there's any writeups at the moment, so questions answered before I go to bed!
>>28434012Thanks for running, Decu.Will we see the other Frankens (Fran's sisters)?
>>28434006>ChiDoriI like it!>>28434012Thanks as always, Decu!So does Kharn have any memory of these events?If not, did Malal use her Culexus MemoryBlock powers to make Kharn forget? Is that why she was said to hate using them so much?
>>28434035Fran has family on board the Rafflesia, yes!
>>28434012E-explosion ending?!There's only really one issue I've got with the flashback, and that Malal hasn't really differentiated on how she stands out from other magical girls; she's used her vomit once, and the crowbar, but honestly she could just be Murderface with a different power and no-one would notice the difference. As opposed to Kharne's side issue and Midori's one, where both of those were characterised a bit differently.Are Malal and Chiaki not so different after all?
>>2843401MisakaYuu rap battle when
>>28434012Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Are there any Vanus warmasters?and do Tech Priest themed MG's exist?
>>28434012Callidus are said to be primarily for stealth/espionage purposes, but how do combat Callidus like Wendy work? Would it be possible for combat Callidus who creates illusions to strengthen them to such an extent so they can be used like Green Lantern constructs?
>>28434012Would you Malal Malal's Malals?How many years is it going to take before we learn Malal's keikaku?
>>28434088I would Midori's Midoris
>>28434056Does that mean we will get picture of Veronica being adorable?
>>28434131We get to see another magical girl looking odd; before her arm ruptures, guns and blades spilling out of the wound. Fran then chastises her for accidentally hurting the sailor next to her while the magical girl looks like a whipped dog.
>>28434131>>28434012Or Gavril being hot?
>>28434059Hahaha! Well, I suppose they are rather alike!>>28434051I would say she doesn't! Malal would have to heal her mind from the implants after this, and that could have side effects too!>>28434064I would say there is, yes! As for Tech Priest MG's, the Fourth Officio has a Mechanicum division!>>28434066Wendy can indeed manifest illusions to help her in combat, yes. Sometimes they're not even illusions, but work something like a summon, sometimes!>>28434088You lost me!And soon! Eventually, Malal's complete plans will be known!
>>28433224It's not very comfortable.
>>28434169I have heard only a little about the 4th so far but I like what I'm hearing!I fucking love Tech Priests!
>>28434169MisakaYuu rap battle when
I know that not everyone who follows MGNQ uses twitter so for those who have been recently helping with the wiki:Thank you very much!
>>28434189It's not supposed to be.
>>28434131Hahaha, well, hopefully!>>28434153I'll do my best!>>28434193Er...I don't think they rap at all!
>>28434169On a scale of 1-10, how excited is Midori for her incoming date with Chiaki?On a scale of 1-10, how nervous is Midori for her incoming date with Chiaki?
>>28434169Will we see more of Wendy?
>>28434262Brutal Rap Battles of Meguca History!
>>28434064>>28434192A little late, but we already knew techpriestess magical girls exist. Holly and Molly Corbin in Prose Magica were said to have mechadendrites and robotic limbs.
>>28434248Depends on the pet and the master. Mostly it's just cramped.
>>28434390you know what, I completely forgot about that.I worry about my memory.
>>2843428011 on both counts, hahaha!>>28434303Well, perhaps! But other characters will be focused on as well, including Chiaki's favorite idol!
>>28434436>Chiaki's favourite idolRuri returns?
>>28434436Will Kumatora ever be relevant?
>>28434416And NECO will wreck that for her.
>>28434436It's pretty misleading when you post the wrong idol, Decu.>>28434447Rurimind
>>28434436>Chiaki's favorite idol...Deepthroat?
>>28434449Kumatora is always relevant! We just need to get past idol / flashback / date so that we can see this as we make her our aide and Midori's coworker
>>28431540Aw yiss.Dat Saiga.I'm gonna print that nigger and rub it all over my face and dick.
>>28434436All I want it is a Wendy meeting Chiaki thread/writeup!Also maybe a Chiaki version of this picture.
>>28434505I just want the date to finally happen fuckThis flashback has been a total cockblock
>>28434505With a golf club, I imagine.
>>28434505Oh Spider you so crazy.
>>28434540Be cool, the anticipation will only sweeten the cute MG loving that will come.
>>28434505>>28434543"Do not offend the gold club of truth. It is wise and terrible." *Sound of kneecaps breaking*
>>28434592I recall Murderface being quite the skilled interrogator. My mind's eye has her playing golf with bodyparts and yelling "STRIKE" before each hit.
>>28434616She might be a skilled interrogator, but clearly she knows nothing about golf
>>28434694..did you just question the wise and terrible golf club?
>>28434592>>28434616>>28434694Not precisely MGNQ so I hadn't had a reason to post this in a thread until now
>>28433852What is it that lead to the creation of this image?
>>28434720>dat smile STRIKE
>>28434704No, just Murderface's knowledge of golf. And now your reading comprehension
>>28434743Mostly Hat-chan's love of D-FRAG!, I think.
>>28434743A friend asked for "evil Moemura" and I was happy to oblige
>>28434543Why are crazy homus the lewdest homus?
>>28434743I didn't see what you were quoting, hahaha! Mostly, I was excited about the D-Frag anime announcement and I thought that Midori getting bullied was a fun parallel to Funabori getting bullied
>>28434451You think we could actually get her to not harass us during dinner if we promise an interview later on the other side of town?Whether we show up is another matter entirely.
>>28434870Her just showing up would ruin everything and since IC we don't know she will be appearing we can't contract her beforehand. The best choice is clearly to shoot any suspicious moving bushes.
>>28434720>>28434791A micro edit to fit what we were talking about!
>>28434913Okay, plan B. We confront her when she does show up, promise interview later that night if she leaves us alone until then, and then go back to wherever we left off at.
>>28434963I picture the interruption happens during dessert.Nasty, kinky dessert.So the mood would be ruined either way.
>>28434984>Nasty, kinky dessert.But anon, Midori is too pure for that.
>>28435046Midori is lewder than Kharn and we all know it
>>28435046not for much longer
>>28435046She writes and illustrates pretty detailed and if my guess is right hardcore shoujo mangaShe is pure but she knows what she wants
>>28435124But we still can't do the tongue thing.
So Decu, just how insane is QB?Is he insane enough to, say, go and "Regard your Magical Girls as your own beloved children, and they shall follow you into the deepest valleys. Treat them as your own beloved daughters, and they shall stand by you, even unto Witchhood."
>>28435178Something tells me that if we try, she won't be able to tell the difference.
>>28435178Time to practice!"Midorin, I still can't figure out how to do that goddamn tongue thing. I need someone to try it on." Either deadpan or grumbling.
>>28435243It must be done.
>>28435243>Blushing stuttering panic"Midori what are you trying to say? Will you help me or not?"
>>28435243If MMxMM ever comes up in the conversation, this is something we will have to say.Even the Midorin part.
>>28435277>B-b-b-ut s-sempai....It's alright if you don't want. I'll ask someone else.>;_;
>>28435290"What do you mean if MMxMM ever comes up? I'll bring it up!">I'll_make_you_pregnant.jpg
>>28435290Say it whilehHeading back to the apartment after the date. It's the perfect way to close the evening, of you know what I mean
>>28435329What do you mean anon?
>>28435194>>28435243Chiaki: "How did Kharn do that again? side, side, top, bottom and then a, corkscrew? that wasn't it. Wait, what about this... How was that Midori?"Midori: "p... pleash. n.. ooooh~! moaaah~!"Chiaki: "Ah! I think I got it! Here I go!"Midori: "S-shempaiiii~!"That bed has since been written off as a lost cause.
>>28435347It's actually up up down down left right left right A B
>>28435378What kind of moves are A and B?
>>28435347Midori, if you don't give me clear feedback I won't get it.>S-shempaaahhhnngg! I ca... I can't take this... hnnngg! much longer!Eh, I'm that bad at it huh? I'm sorry, I'll stop>FFFFFFFFF-
>>28435401Without and beyond. Only Pinky can do them.
>>28435438Ot, In or In, Out?
>>28435277>>28435304>>28435402I smell 4komas
>>28435482I smell write ups.
>>28435691One smell and Chiaki will "Homu" once again!
>>28435321"Ah... Ah... Awesome... Giving birth to sempai's baby... "
>>28435720>Hnnn~ Yes, sempaiHmm, midori, something smells funny. Is it me? Is someone cooking fish? Oh well, who cares. Let's continue.>Lets... just go do something else.
Someone update the archive before the thread falls off...Not sure how (or does the archive update automatically?)
>>28435482>>28435691I smell doujins
>>28435940it updated periodically, I don't see any need to update it because all the relevant posts are already archived.