Rolled 5(Thread continued.)>>28367224>>28367234>>28367260Conflicting answers, the dice will decide. Evens, you fight the orc, Odds, you do not and you go back to your seat.
>>28367525Give the did a wink, politely apologize and offer to let him touch your neck fluff.
>>28367592Also tell him no molestings was occurings
>>28367592Er. Dude. Meant to say dude.
>>28367592I agree with this anon, then invite him to sit at the table with A and yourself. grab some silverware on the way over as well, for, er... you know. manners. yeah....
>>28367525(Did you archive this on SupTG glorious QM?)So, we are going back to our seat with him? Smoothie time.
Roll+1d20Steal his pompadour to add to our collection of MANLY HAIR
Rolled 20I will learn to roll these da.n dice...Pompadour GET
>>28367794>>28367961Whether or not the ork comes with us, we should ask him for information: if he knows the name of the elven waitress, to what school he goes (he mentioned "schoolmate") or if he know anything about a unicorn girl named Charlotte.
>>28367525OP, I will archive this under the title of Neckbeard Quest, unless you have any objection. The original thread will disappear soon.
>>28368129This is a good idea.
>>28368129We can even tutor him into growing a nice neckbeard.
"We got off on the wrong hoof. Shit, do orcs have hooves? Well, either way. Come sit with us. Anon is buying breakfast. Going to have to take that pompadour though. Just... kinda..."Steal the pompadour. There is no arguing with this.
>>28368793>>28368822What a shameful display.
Rolled 4>>28368822Wrong hole nii-chan. Try the email field.
Rolled 14>>28368858Thanks...Rolling to not be retarded any more.
Remember, I go by first+second even numbered posts.>>28367592You call off the battle and politely apologizing to the Orc student. He politely refuses to touch your neck fluff.As you shrug his refusal off, you guide him over to your table and offer to let him eat with you. He decides he does not have a choice in this, doesn't he?What do you talk about with your new Orcish friend with the sweet pompadour?
Rolled 11>>28368913>What do you talk about with your new Orcish friend with the sweet pompadour?Talk to him about local unicorn girls.
>>28368913It wasn't a request. He WILL touch our neck fluff. Get him in there.
Rolled 16>>28368913Tell him if he doesn't want to touch the neck fluff there's something... ELSE... he can touch.
>>28368913Ask about Charlotte.
>>28368913Ask about Charlotte, his school, and the elven waitress who we're going to eventually impregnate
Rolled 3>>28368913Sing a sick duet with both mouths.
Rolled 17>>28368965Or anally devour, whatever comes first.
Rolled 11Is OP kill?
Rolled 7>>28369598Just slow I believe.
>>28369598He takes a while.Calm down and stop rolling.
>>28369630>>28369618I am new to the rolling thing. Forgot to clear my e-mail field.
>>28368942You grab him by the wrist and force his hand into your neck fluff."So, tell me about the local Unicorn girls. Especially ones named "Charlotte".""Why's you forcings my hand into your neck fluffs?""Don't change the subject, buddy."1/2
>>28370189"Charlotte goes to same schools as I and thats Anon do. She is only unicorn girl in whole facility. Why's you ask?">Well, let's just say we-"Here's yer order, fella! Need anything else or are ya good?"Food's here.
>>28370242Put all of the food into our "lower mouth"Our stomach one, ecchi baka
>>28370242"Oh, we do have something else we need. Would you be a dear and tell us what time you get off?"Captcha: heretics atedruiFucking heretics, eating people.
Rolled 2>>28370242Eat the bacon. Talk about the events that lead to the enslavement of Anon.Then we put the orc under the control of our beard.
>>28370242The neckbeard also serves as a pocket dimension.Invite the elf girl to live there in luxurious fluffiness.
>>28370278>Thank you, fair Elf Maiden.You stood and opened up your mouth belly, a huge tongue sliding out around your order and pulling it in.
>>28370846"Well, alrightie then. I'll go ahead and get yer bill.."The elf waitress did not seem impressed, and left the table.
>>28370869"Ill be right here, sweetie."And then dont be there when she gets back.
>>28370869RUNBring minion and pompadour with!
>>28370846Ask her when she goes on break.She obviously wants the beard. We can't tease her like this and not let her have one touch.
>>28370846>>28370869Impress upon her the other delights our tongues can bestow.
Rolled 19>>28370869Seduce her using our "tongue" and our neckbeard.
>>28370880>>28370881Wait, the ork might have money! We should try to get him to pay the bill as unlikely as that might be, so we'll stand better with the elf, and we can ask her about her break time.
>>28370880"Alright, here's yer bi- What happened to yer friend, Anon?"1/2
>>28371217>You see, he did a di-"I'ms payings. Puts it on my tabs.""Sure, honey. You two better hurry or yer both late fer lurkin!"The two leaves the diner, you are temporarily the minion Anon."Anon, you haves some explainings to do.">Huh?2/2
>>28371250I don't know much more than you, pal.I got mugged by Charlotte and her gang, and here I am under the care of a probably psychopathic neckbeard-eldritch abomination.What was your day like?
Rolled 4>>28371250He's an eldritch abomination and he saved me from Charlotte sodomizing me with her horn.He's also into that.
>>28371250I got mugged by the unicorn fucker, then the horrifying beast with a beautiful neckbeard saved me, only to try to have her impale him in the anus with her horn.Now I'm stuck following the fucker around.
>>28371319>>28371311>>28371269>three oddsWell, I'm going for whatever you want to say as long as it involves these.>>28371250
>>28371250Well, first off there I was, lurking around, when suddenly Charlotte and her gang came and beat me up. They took my money, y'know. Then she was about to shove her horn up my ass. Never have I been more scared, when suddenly some dude with a neckbeard in his underwear shows up and tries to get her to stick her horn in his ass. Weird right? Well things just kept getting weirder, as when the cyclops girl, whassername, punches him away from Charlotte he doubles over and transforms into that beard thing. Anyway, they're about to fight, they strike a deal where he lets them leave if he gets to devour me, then we came here.
>>28371269>>28371311>>28371319All odds. Damn."I don't know much more than you. I got mugged by Charlotte and her gang, right? There were about to horn me. Then the dude with the neckbeard turns down the alley way and asks where all the elf women are at. My anal virginity was saved. Then he demanded to be horned. Vigorously. After nearly horn raping Charlotte, he got into a fight, evolved into a freak (with an even more resplendent neckbeard), and made a deal with them: let him have the dude they beat up (me) and they could go free. They took it. Now here I am, penniless and indentured to neckbeard man.
>>28371250>The last thing I remember is snorting a huge line of warp dust and then I woke up getting beaten by a unicorn.
Rolled 16>>28371429>>28371417Still odd haha
"Garush, you have GOT to get me the fuck out of here. That alien... THING... with the neckmane is fucking insane."
>>28371448FUCK>>28371442>>28371450Looks like these too got it.
>>28371442>The last thing I remember is snorting a huge line of warp dust and then I woke up getting beaten by a unicorn."Bullshits."[i]Sigh.[/i]>Garush.>You have GOT to get me the fuck out of here. That alien... THING... with the neckmane is fucking insane."Well, okay. What weres you doings with hairy aliens in first place?">>28371665(What are you even rolling for)
>>28371826Woops, turns out itallics don't work on here at all. Please excuse that.
>>28371847>>28371826He, er, it? "saved" me from being anally devastated by Charlotte's horn. And now I'm it's food I think? But yeah, that's why I have no money.
>>28371826"It's like this. See, Charlotte and her cronies mugged me and were going to do unspeakable things to me with her horn. That thing came out of nowhere and... I don't even know, it knocked Charlotte down and then it took off its pants and... oh god..."
>>28371826Charlotte and her gang beat me up. Mugged my sorry ass, and were about to rape it with Charlotte's horn.Then neckbeard saved me. Kinda. Just kinda walked over in his boxers, interrupted and asking where he could find elf women, then demanded Charlotte give him her horn. When she refused, he almost raped her face, but then cyclops punched him. Then he turned into the freak you see now, and his neckbeard went super saiyan.They freaked out, and cut a deal where he could have me if they got to scram.
>>28371906>>28371918>It's like this. See, Charlotte and her cronies mugged me and were going to do unspeakable things to me with her horn."Uh-huh.">The income neckbeard in underwear who kind of saved me. Just kinda walked over in his boxers, interrupted and asking where he could find elf women, then demanded Charlotte give him her horn. When she refused, he almost raped her face, but then cyclops punched him. Then he turned into the freak you see now, and his neckbeard went super saiyan.>They freaked out, and cut a deal where he could have me if they got to scram."So, how dids it not eats you?">I.. Uh.."Well? Then what?"
>>28372242"Then we came to the diner and that's more or less it."Leave out the part where we were sampled like Baskin Robins.
>>28372262I'm pretty sure we're trying to leave that out of our memory, too.
>>28372262>Then we came to the diner and that's more or less it."But whys was he lickings you?">Drop it.It is 8:00 AM, here is your position on the map. You do not know where neckbeard ran off to, possibly a vain attempt at finding the lurking facility you're from.Where to?
>>28372411School, I think? It's getting pretty close to time...
>>28372411Anywhere but a place with hostiles, that beard thing is probably off grinding for levels.
>>28372411Go to your school.
>>28372492"I'm gonna wreck it!"As he devours a horde of goblin scouts.
>>28372411Request to party up with Orc Boy. These are tough and uncertain times, with rapey unicorn girls and insane eldritch-abominations with lovely neck fluff. We should permanently pair up. It's dangerous to go alone.>>28372429Should we? If he can track it down, then it'll be the first place he'd look. Although having him destroy the school would be nice. No way in hell neckbeard would just politely sign in.>>28372429
>>28372411Assess inventory and skills.
>>28372411Realize our homosexual attraction to Garush.
Realise our immense attraction and disgust to the neckbeast that has assaulted us.
>>28372411And not one set of evens yet.>So, check inventory and skills first. What can we do?>Avoid hostiles like the plague.>Offer to party up with Garush more permanently: even at school we should stick together, what with Charlotte the horn raping harlot running around.
>>28372695Incorrect. See >>28372670
>>28372670Evens.This was going to happen sooner or later anyway.Our boring life, suddenly intruded on by this mildy disturbed and masculine neckbeard deviant. Deep down, we know he is what we aspire to be.
>>28372734>we know he is what we aspire to beDoes...does that mean we want Charlotte's horn now?
>>28372762>Implying it was a mugging>Implying we weren't negotiating for sweet, sweet hornings in the beginningWe have been infected. Best to accept it.
>>28372492That won't be easy to do, since hostiles are every fucking where in this god damn world of chans.Safe bunker? More like dead end for some evil spirit to come through and wreck your shit. Temple that defends against evil spirits? Savages come in and slap your shit-
>>28372785"SUP FAGGOT"A battle is occuring!
>>283728033/3Your second battle, Anon. Don't fuck this one up.You have a partner in this battle.It is your turn.
>>28372803He-he has a bigger pompadour than Garush!Special move, Spaghetti Explosion!
>>28372849Attack.Specifically, hit him in the torpedo.>captcha9-inch atesafbI don't know what this implies.
>>28372849Special Call Master/
>>28372866You currently do not possess enough pasta for SPAGHETII EXPLOSION.>>28372876GARUSH lands a punch on TORPEDO ASSHOLE.Rolling for total damage.
>>28372991Garush! Use "Throw Pompadour!"
>>28372991well i fucked that up
>>28373010Try lower-case D?
>>28373003>>28373021(THANK YOU. I'll have you guys roll for player damage, how's that?)TORPEDO ASSHOLE'S health lowers down to 27.TORPEDO ASSHOLE lands a kick on ANONYMOUS.Rolling for damage.
Rolled 89>>28372991Anon! Jump on Garush's shoulders and do a FRIENDSHIP FUSION!
>>28373044Lower case d is the only thing you're doing wrong.
>>28373044OH SNAP WE ALMOST DEAD
Rolled 83>>28373044argh hold on this will be quick i am not dice literate
>>28373044Anon, use Acid Spit, Garuush, use Pompadour Spike.
>>28373067We're having shit luck today, aren't we?
>>28373072CRITICAL HIT!ANON is on VERGE OF TEARS, crying will happen in the next turn.
>>28373111Garush, use Manly Physique Rush!Anon, Acid Tears. Quickly!
>>28373111Garush use LUCHA LIBRE MOVES
>>28373111Anon: Pathetic Aura! Deflect damage onto Garush!Garush: Pompadour Limit Break!
>>28373111If we're already crying, does it affect toxic cry in any way? I'd think it would.
>>28373111Garush's pompadour should consume torpedo asshole's pompadour.It is a well known fact that this is how pompadour's and their masters grow in power.
>>28373111Where is Neckbeard when you actually need him?
>>28373232probably off enjoying some delicious meatbread
>>28373268Am I the only one that thinks Neckbeard looks like Ryuk from Death Note?
>>28373268Also possible that he doubled back and took the elf girl.He is now running from rooftop to rooftop, holding her in his arms as she nestles into his neck fluff, whisking her away from her boring life and dead end job, taking her to places unknown and unseen.Or he could just be, you know, dicking around on /tg/.
Rolled 58>>28373140GARUSH uses a LUCHE LIBRE MOVE on TORPEDO ASSHOLEAnon cannot do any TEAR related skill until the next turn.Rolling for damage.
>>28373420Oh, nice hit! Torpedo Asshole, use "Explode!"
Rolled 10>>28373420CRITICAL HIT!TORPEDO ASSHOLE eats a slice of MEATBREAD.Rolling for healing.
>>28373420Anon, Cast Magic Missle.
>>28373465That's not going to do very much.Garush! Use Pomp Whip!
ANONYMOUS is CRYING, TEAR related skills can now be used. However, your vision is clouding and there is a chance you will miss your target.>>28373474>>28373478Neither of you have those skills!
>>28373525i'm doing all kinds of fucking up tonight
Rolled 2>>28373525Rolling to acquire Pompadour Whip
>>28373543Anon, Acid Tear.Garush, Manly Physique Rush!
>>28373543Garush! Grapple him! Then eat his Pompadour and gain his power!
>>28373543Garush use GUT PUNCH to induce VOMITING in Torpedo asshole
Rolled 13>>28373572No, you idiot! That'll lead to a Linda Blair situation!
>>28373543rape his face with our fist
Rolled 7>>28373548Even number!! GARUSH had learned POMPADOUR WHIP!>>28373570GARUSH attempts GRAPPLE, lowest number is failure, highest is success. Die number is 1-10.
>>28373619Anon, acid tears, now!
Rolled 3>>28373619GRAPPLE SUCCESSFULTORPEDO ASSHOLE is struggling.
>>28373653Acid Tears is an AOE. We'll hit Garush and ourselves too. Is that a risk we're willing to take?
>>28373653He won't have the power to struggle once we consume his pompadour!
>>28373675we should probably do HEALING TEARS as Garush uses POWER NOOGIE to mess up torpedo assholes pompadour
>>28373764Anon: Healing TearsGarush: Consume Pompadour
Rolled 27>>28373684>>28373764>>28373780GARUSH begans to gnaw on the pompadour of TORPEDO ASSHOLE. It isn't really doing any damage but it's definitely hurting his style.ANON uses HEALING TEARS, rolling for healing.
>>28373818That is the best motherfucking thing I have ever seen.So we're doing, what, 1d4 damage per turn to his Pompadour stat, and once that hits 0 we get a buff?
>>28373818While consuming his pompadour and absorbing its power, Garush should twist Torpedo Asshole's arms into a pretzel.
>>28373851Torpedo will miss his turn, but will become enraged in the next. This means Torpedo's damage will increase.Anon will stop crying if he's 50 health and over.Garush is currently chewing on the pompadour.
>>28373880Garuush, Absorb Pompadour powers/Anon, Acid Tears.
>>28373880Anon: continue crying and throw shoes at torpedo guyGarush: spit chewed up pompadour wad at torpedo man
Rolled 17>>28373880Anon, while crying, should roll to unlock "Sissy Flail."
Rolled 11, 85, 51, 28, 73, 64, 30, 54, 72, 62 = 530>>28373894GARUSH's pompadour extends through the POMPADOUR MAGIC you had just consumed.ANON cries out ACID TEARS, temporarily blinding him.Rolling for acid damage.
>>28373965Garush should sharpen that at his earliest opportunity.
Rolled 10>>28373965wait shit did i fuck upreal damage is here
>>28373979Aww. Oh well.Garush. Using your new-found powerdour, destroy your foe with a mega headbutt.
>>28373965Garush should focus his energy into his pompadour, and create a beam of potent masculine pompadour energy.Anon should continue crying tears of acid.
>>28373979ANON may be blind, but he's still crying acid until the next turn.TORPEDO ASSHOLE is ENRAGED! His attack power is raised.
>>28374027Do these.>>28374020>>28373996They got evens.
Rolled 32, 47 = 79>>28374060Garush MEGA HEATBUTTS into TORPEDO ASSHOLEAnon continues to cry ACID TEARS, the tears are landing on TORPEDO ASSHOLE!Rolling for combined damage.
Rolled 88>>28374162VICTORY!Dice is rolling on how much cash monies you have won.
>>28374188>Diceroll matches last digits on post>AND it's doubles.We gotta have some special item from that OP
>>28374212We should get Torpedo Asshole's head.We can throw it at somebody we dislike.Or, you know, save it for when we're in a pinch.
>>28374212>>28374248Then it's agreed, Garush heads over to TORPEDO'S body and rips off his head."W-what are you chucklenuts doing?!""Shuts up."
>>28374358"Anon, are you goings to be okays?"
>>28374358Holy shit, it's still alive?Level it up! It'll be like a level one nuke.
Captcha: any caredustAsk fore caredust
>>28374367Goodnight, OP.We love you. We love you so much."Probably. Maybe. Hopefully.""Nice work with the Pompadour magic, by the way."
>>28374367Night OP, see you around."Maybe, let's not stick around in case we get into another scuffle.""And is it just me or is your pompadour bigger?"
As far as suggestions go, do you guys think we should flesh out Pompadour magic more, like it's powers, it's limits, stuff like that? Or should we just make it up as we go along?Also, who should be a bigger priority, elf girl or Charlotte? I mean, we need the horn. But still.
>>28374530Charlotte.Pompadour magic is related to manliness, agressiveness and people talking shit about your waifu(s). It can do almost anything, but requires large amounts of energy, hair gel, and rival pompadour deaths.
>>28374676I suppose we do need the horn. And unless elf girl is familiar with horn related magic, she's probably out of luck. Not that we can't be great comrades via mutual love of neck fluff.I also like the way you laid out pompadour magic though. It's suitably silly, provides some limitations, but doesn't really tie it down or limit it. And what should we call those who wield pompadour magic? I feel that such a noble pursuit deserves some manner of title.Do you think neckbeards should have some sort of power? Ours obviously has powers of seduction, but those powers could easily stem from it simply being a damn fine piece of neck fluff.
>>28374358Our own personal mortepedo.Garush is a pretty chill orc guy.
>>28374676>>28375071Neckbeard is after Charlotte and the elf. We are currently Anonymous, a particularly unlucky denizen of /tg/.
I think that Anon need to get a badass glasses.
>>28374384How can you level up Torpedo Asshole if you can barely see? Your eyes hurt and your cheeks are burning. Are you STILL crying acid?Switch back to Neckbeard?
>>28376910Switch to Charlotte.
>>28376910Anon may need a new set of eyes.Lets switch back to neckbeard for now.
>>28376986Oh hey~Welcome back, Neckbeard. What kind of shenanigans were YOU up to~?
>>28377185Consuming annoying anons avariciously.
>>28377185Eating some jams.
>>28377185Continue eating the people in Quest thread general.
Checking out the /d board.
>>28377185Wait, is it me or is our neckbeard growing longer?
>>28377308lets go to /d/
The time is 10:27 AM, weather is cloudy and temperatures are around 10°C outside.>>28377210Well, you sure did consume alot of those. You are still peckish, however.>>28377282You are no where near that thread, perhaps you should start looking?
>>28377757Use their blood to paint tribal markings all over our body. Then go find Anon and Pompadork.
>>28377757go home and see if we can find that meatbread
>>28377775We need to call the ork guy pompadork from now on.
>>28377757Craft a beautiful sculpture from the bones of dead anons. Fashion it after our likeness. Or maybe make it a giant penis.
>>28377785And possibly eat the anon that made us feel uncomfortable in the elevator.
>>28377757Transcend our mortal frame and become a greater beingBecome Giga Neckbear, the final form of neckbeard.
>>28377876Or better yet, start a quest thread.
>>28377875>made us feel uncomfortable in the elevatorI'm not entirely sure that's what happened.
>>28377913This is how history will remember it.
>>28377785Our home burned down, Anon. We have no home now.
>>28377940The meatbread might still be alive!Those things are hardy as fuck. For all we know, our post is in a ambiguous quantic state and won't be destroyed until we observe it.
>>28377940maybe we can find the crispy burned meatbread
>>28377874WHAT A TERRIFIC IDEA!
>>28378174You feel as if it were missing something..
>>28378183Needs neck fluff.
>>28378183Odd, was there no hair amongst the remains?
>>28378366He absorbed the hair for his own neckbeard.
>>28378391I believe you are slightly wrong. The Neckbeard itself absorbed the hair, he didn't have any control over it.
>>28378413>>28378391So our Neckbeard is some kind of highlander-esque bushel that absorbs the power of people's hair after it kills them?
>>28378391>>28378413Gonna have to find something we can't absorb for the mane. Unless it's a giant penis. Either way we must keep this work of art in a safe place.
>>28378442That would seem likely yes.That explain why we don't have any other body hair.
>>28378413>>28378442In the end, there will only be one.
>>28378183It need a sunglassed.
>>28378190>>28378194Oh, right! But where should you look for neckbeard materials..?
>>28378771What's that behind us?Investigate!
>>28378771Make a neckbeard from elven ears.
>>28378771Those silhouettes back there look like they might have hair!
>>28378771Look, new friends!
>>28378804Huh, they do look like they have hair!Or maybe they're really weird looking hats.
>>28378909Hats could be used too in the forging of the great neckbeard
>>28378928You might be right, voice in head! Maybe they're hats that look like ha-
>>28378935what the hell was that
>>28378944Read the letter!
>>28378944It seems that they had fired off a arrow with message. Pull the arrow out and read the message.
>>28378944They seem to have dropped something. Toss it right back at them.
>>28378944Investigate wall crack.
>>28379022It looks like an arrow with a scribbled on piece of paper attached to-
>>28379298>iqdbPut the paper into our beard and equip the arrow.
>>28379298>>28379307Braid the paper into our neckbeard as trophies.Wield the arrows like tiny fragile daggersCharge the enemy!
>>28379298Those are some sloppy-ass kanji.
>>28379396>ass kanji.This is now a thing.
>>28379307That is fucker!!! Transform into Super Neckbeard level TWO!!!
>>28379298>破魔矢 - Arrow used to drive off evil(?)
>>28379477Ok... we must facing either from /a or /jp. Most likely /jp because of Touhou fans.
>>28379477drive off evil? Is an anon from /b/ nearby?
>>28379422Ouch my nostalgia.I am the hope of the Internet. I am the answer to all the dead that cry out for peace from this evil. I am protector of the trolled. I am the light in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium. I am That Guy. I am the Neckbear, Anon E. Moose!Wait what the fuck is our name?I am not a creative man.
>>28379477>>28379520It's probably /jp/ since noone on /a/ actually know Moonrunes and /jp/ has funny 2hu hats. Quick, scream out that they will never be Japanese and that their favorite VN will never get translated.
>>28379593Why would they care if the VN gets translated if they can into moonrunes?
>>28379616Because finding downloads for VNs in general is a fucking chore, especially if it's vague and not very popular. Translations usually at least get them put up online.
>>28379631But shouldn't they already own it in some form, if it's their favourite?
Scream, "Kuso BAKAYAROU!!!!!" at them.
>>28379308You tie the pieces of paper into your beard and equip the arrows as daggers.While you did that, those fuckers shot another arrow at you, but missed. You can hear their muffled arguing from a distance.>>28379422Does getting really angry and hungry again count?What's your course of action here, Anon?
>>28379757Eat the fucker with the bow already.Steal his equipment.
>>28379660Nigga importing shit from Moonland is expensive as fuck, I mean I guess if it's their favorite, you've got me, but otherwise fuck that noise.On the note of VNs, Monmusu Quest 3 when?
>>28379757Have a battle with your inner demons in your inner world and pull a new powerup out of your ass, becoming Giga Neckbear.I will not rest until we become a literal bear.
>>28379757Ok we go for Asura's Wraith style instead by growing four additional arms!
>>28379830We should grow Our neckbeard hair into tentacles.
>>28379419尻! 臀部!Google translate tells me those are buttocks (ass kept giving me donkeys and the verb form of butt).ASS KANJI!
>>28379757We could just kill them.But that wouldn't be half as entertaining. We're a mutant badass. We should just calmly stroll up to them, grin, flashing out horribly sharp teeth, and ask them "'Sup. I think you lost your arrow."
Rolled 10>>28379830>>28380040Rolling for tentacles! Odds, you learn to use your neckbeard as tentacles, Evens, you get to learn how to grow more mouths and use your tongues as tentacles.Theeeen maybe you should do something about these aggressors before they lodge an arrow into your brain.
>>28380247Eat the knights, seduce the weeaboo priestess.
>>28380247Fuck yes TONGUE.Also >>28380244 got evens.Looks like were going for the intimidation route. I hope our reflexes our good enough to catch the arrows with our tongue tentacles.
>>28380267A solid course of action.
>>28380247Kill the miko and rape the knight!!! Wait a minute... something is wrong here....
>>28380282I read that as tongue testicles.
>>28380310Somewhere, that is somebody's fetish. I just know it.
I just wanted you to know, I hate quest threads.But this is glorious in the sexual kinds of ways.
>>28380247Just what part of the chans spat out a knight? He can't be from /tg/, his beard would be coming out his helmet.
>>28380525/adv/ maybe? It's full of whiteknights.
>>28380525His armor's pretty white.I would assume it could be any board.
>>28380525Maybe /k/, unlikely but possibly /a/. Alot of animoo's aren't samurai, instead about adventurers or some folks with european armors an armaments. Would explain why he works with that girl. Although again, /a/ is most definitely a stretch.
Rolled 17>>28380247Form Neckbeard Arrows, and launch!
>>28380525They're from /a/, obviously. Shrine maiden and guardian knight with such overly-stylized armor.
>>28380640>>28380596That woman is obviously from /jp/. She's dressed like a 2hu
>>28380671So maybe /jp/ and /a/ put aside their differences to hunt monsters?She's a 2hu reject who has read one too many bad manga.He's a white knight from /a/ who believes waifus can do no wrong.They hunt monsters.
>>28380525Maybe its /vg/? Although I dont think touhou generals are allowed there.
>>28380689While we're pondering their origins, they're knocking arrows and drawing steel.Can we focus?
>>28380247Wait second I think her sleeves are not attached. She must be from /jp/
>>28380706The course of action was already decided by >>28380244. He got evens first.We're waiting on OP to draw it up.
>>28380739If they shoot us we must intercept and devour the arrow using our many mouth tentacles.
>>28380706We couldn't even stay focused enough to keep raping our dear Anon, let alone have the focus to dodge arrows.
>>28380244>>28380282You did just that:Calmly stroll up to them with a grin..
>>28381325.. You flash your horrible teeth, and then you-
>>28381325...We gonna get shot arent' we?
>>28381325HORN! It's got a horn!Maybe... maybe we don't NEED Charlotte.
>>28381325>>28381354Hey that one got an horn. You know what to do.UNLOCK NEW FORM!
>>28381354Well, that was predictable.But still hilarious.
>>28381354I HUNGER, let's devour the 2ch which has no armour first of all.
>>28381354Block their attacks with tongue tentacles. Lick them if possible.Demand a horning from the big one. Ask who sent them, too. Maybe they're from Charlotte! She seems like the type who plays hard to get. With assassins.
THANK YOU FOR WAITING THIS STUFF TAKES A WHILE TO DRAW---You are now fighting a TRIO OF MONSTER HUNTERS.Your carapace grants you 2% off of damage against you.Your hunger invigorates you.
>>28381581Always geek the mage first.
>>28381581Eat the knight, fuck the oni, marry the priest
>>28381581What special moves we got?
Best music.>>28381601Nah, I think we should rape her. Let's smack the ogre in the face with a tongue.
>>28381581Take apart armor man, exorcise it and wear it.
>>28381581Grapple them with your tongue tentacles!Then whisper the dark secrets of the neckbeard into their ears. Soon, they'll be ready to tell you anything you want to know.
>>28381581I have it on good authority that shrine maidens take -5 against tentacles, as such we shouldbind the shrine maiden with mouth tentacles, use as meat shield against other oppenents.
>>28381581There's a chance that if we drop the mage, the living armor may drop as well. Besides, always drop the mage first and then the healers. In this case, she's both.Use "Tongue Lashing" to damage and stun!
>>28381581Diplomance them and convince them to join us.
>>28381627You think this rule exists for no reason? Geek the fucking mage.
>>28381658Wait, she's a japanese shrine maiden.We don't have to drop her. She's extra susceptible to tentacle based attacks. If we can bind her, she'll be unable to use her powers (probably).
>>28381657No we don't do that. We need shrine maiden as cu... personal slave. Instead we rape everybody with our tongue.
>>28381669I know why it exists. But taking the high risk ends in high return. Meaning rape.
>>28381666SATAN COMMANDS IT
So, >>28381640 won.Well, crap.
>>28381640You would take apart the HAUNTED ARMOR but you don't have it in grapple! Nor do you have the ability to exorcise it.>>28381658You used TONGUE LASHING on ANONYMOUS SHRINE MAIDEN.Rolling for damage and stun, the higher the number, the bigger the chance for stun.
Rolled 5, 8, 18 = 31>>28381804ANONYMOUS SHRINE MAIDEN is STUNNEDHAUNTED ARMOR casts FISTOGRE MALE opens his alcohol barrel and casts out a WAVE OF SAKERolling for damage and chance for drunkening, numbers below and above 50 will decide.
>>28381785Grapple them with your tongue tentacles! GRAPPLE THEM ALL.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-bhDzJJUrM&feature=player_detailpage#t=86Like this, only with more tongue and less beard.
>>28381879Swallow the ork whole. I HUNGER
>>28381879Climb inside armour.
>>28381879Use tentacles on the knight!
>>28381932Evens!We're a bit small for the armor, but I think we can made due with our newfound tongue tentacles.Let's just hope it's been dusted recently.
>>28381879Use NERD RAGE on them.
>>28381879Use "Foul Odor!"AoE nausea.
Rolled 1>>28381932You grapple the armor with your new tentacle tongues, coming out of newly formed mouths, and attempt to climb into the HAUNTED ARMOR."Eek! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT-"It sounds oddly girlish.Odds, you get in, Evens, you don't.
>>28382081Mumur about how nice it feels inside you, then attack the mage with our anly fists.
>>28382081Fuck.But wait, the armor is a girl?Hmmmmmmmm.Ask her if she can inhabit other suits of armor.Maybe one with a horn...
>>28382081I really should be asleep right now but I just cant stop watching this.
>>28382081Slowly and tenderly whisper naughty things into her ear, like "roll for armor circumference"
>>28382127You're my god-damn hero.
>>28382081Now I'm gonna pop your cherry!!!
>>28382127>Corrupt the armour by wispering fell secrets of the unholly FATAL demons.
>>28382170Add these lines for comedy.>>28382165>>28382136>>28382127
Rolled 86>>28382108>I bet this feels real nice with me inside you~"GET OUT!"ANONYMOUS SHRINE MAIDEN is shaking! Her stun will wear off by the next turn.OGRE MALE whips his SHACKLE CHAINS at YOU AND ARMOR, in attempt to chain the armor up!This will, however, damage her instead of you.Rolling for damage and lock chance.
>>28382319Even if chained up stick many tongues out of the visor and or other places stricking the orge making him drop the chains.
>>28382319Become like unto an Otyugh.But with tongues.
>>28382319Demand the ogre man stop as forcing it like this is only causes pain. Tell him you've got to go gently. Then attack the damn mage.
>>28382319These two >>28382356>>28382368got evens.We shall continue our tongue assault.
Rolled 37>>28382356>>28382368>>28382432Only the HAUNTED ARMOR got damaged. However, since she is made of armor, she takes off 2% of damage.You send out a couple of tongues, licking the Ogre. Ogre drops his chain grip.Rolling for tongue damage.
>>28382629Can we ask the armor what her opinion is on horning? Does the mage know any horn based magic?These are serious questions that we need answered.
>>28382656Use "Swallow Whole" on the Orc.
Rolled 47, 34 = 81>>28382656ANONYMOUS SHRINE MAIDEN broke her stun!She launches MAGIC ARROWS at you!OGRE attempts to WHIP CHAIN the Armor again!
>>28382697attempt to charm or hypnotize the shrine maiden with our neck fluff.
>>28382697Lick Shrine maiden! Tell her she tastes pretty.
>>28382656Slowly and tenderly whisper naughty things into the armours ear, like "roll for armor circumference">>28382697Bind Shrine maiden in tentacles and chrush her.No killing though we have special plans for her.
>>28382720>>28382722>>28382664Can we combine these three? They are rather simular.
>>28382722Maybe just change "armor" for Kōmon.
Rolled 26>>28382760You exert your tongue out at the shrine maiden, the force of your tongue knocking her down and slightly crushing her as it drags along her.All while you try to talk to the armor with a full mouth:>hh. hww btt hrniiing..?>ds magg knww any hrrn megik?"W-what?">Rrrll frr amrr crcmfrnccee!!"WHAT?"
>>28382982I am amused. Block Orc attacks with Shrine maiden.
>>28382982Wait why didint we spawn an extra mouth to talk since we have that ability?
>>28383006Nooooooo!If she's ground into a paste, then we won't be able to interrogate her, or learn whatever secrets she knows regarding horn magic!
>>28383043>interrogate herOr impregnate her.
>>28383034Actually that's a very good point.But do our mouths have the ability to talk?
>>28383058Why not both?
>>28383068Even if they don't we could have spawned an extra mouth underneath our primary one and used that. Or even use the stomach mouth we have
>>28383058We should get her to use her magic to impregnate the orc boy.We're using her as a shield. Depending on how willingly he hits her, it shouldn't be too hard.
>>28382982Is there a second one coming, or did you forget to clear the field?
>>28383104I meant ogre. Garush should stay a man.
>>28383122We should use the power of rule 63 on the Ogre and use its horn for our pleasure.
Rolled 44>>28382982SHRINE MAIDEN has fallen!OGRE attempts CHAIN WHIP!"Sorry, Ghost!"
>>28383162Jump on Ogre and lick his ear!
>>28383181Tie the ogre up in tongue shibari.
>>28383181Take his horn inside our anus!!!
>>28383181Wait, why are we still hungry? We ate so many anons that our hunger should be sated. Shouldn't that leave us horny instead?
>>28383210TONGUE GRAPPLEThen whisper into the ogres ear as you lick him, telling him how his lack of facial hair and a proper neckbeard has rendered him impotent, powerless against you.
>>28383241We are hungry for the H.
Rolled 1>>28383210>>28383240Rolling for intiative!
>>28383348Fuck.We're in the armor, and we have a ton of tongue. Let's just spew tongues out of every crevice and mummify of the Ogre in tongues. Crush him until he calls uncle.
>>28383348You know what to do. Anus meet Ogre horn.
>>28383348Lets go with this then>>28383275
>>28383393>>28383411>>28383415I forgot to mention, odds, you're successful, evens, you're unsuccessful.Sorry, I'm a bit off and I'm eating food to fix that.
>>28383430Oooooh. When did you flip it around, OP?
>>28383430Delicious ogre shibari. Yay!
>>28383430Impale the orc anus to mouth with our tongue.
>>28383457I never did? I was hoping you'd get it but then I thought "fuck they won't get it." My apologies, I'll fix that in future posts.Back to work!
>>28383498Oh, sorry. I remember you saying that if you got evens, you were successful, if you got odds, you weren't.Doesn't matter anyway. As long as we got to cover ogre boy in our saliva.
Tie up successful!Your foe gets all tied up in tongued tentacles, as well get covered in your saliva.
>>28383794Also, you had to leave the armor for it to be possible. Moving on!You slam him down onto the ground, getting him ready for the NEXT BIG PHASE
>>28383811You position your anus over his horn, slowly lowering yourself, much to his surprise."N.. NANDA?!"
>>28383831Quick! Use our aroused status to unlock our next form!
>>28383831>Careful~ This is my first time horning~!
>>28383846You can't unlock a next form since you already used that opportunity in the first thread. Pay attention!>>28383850You seem to have forgotten that the armor has 5 HP left.
>>28383850We're going to clench our asscheeks once it's inside, break it off, and learn a whole bunch of spells. We'll be like a living Harry Potter wand.
Rolled 11>>28383880Roll for damage OOPS
>>28383880Don't care, continue with the horning.
>>28383880Grab horn with ass. Use "Fling" on the orc, targeting the armor.
>>28383880Punch the armour, maintain tongue shibari on ogre.
>>28383910Our ass deserve attention!!! Keep on doing with the horn and smile while the other are screaming in shock.
>>28383880We were so close!We have more tonguetacles right? Slap the armor on the ass with one of them.
>>28384005This, and seductively whisper "You're next."
...mmmWe may need yet another thread.
>>28383891>>28383911>>28384005Niggas got evens.
>>28384140Only one of those did.
>>28383910You continue your horning, turning around to HAUNTED ARMOR and giving her a toothy grin.
>>28384171None. Bleh.>>28384196Tongue slap the armour on the ass.
>>28384196She just sits there and watches, before picking herself up and snatching the Shrine Maiden and making a run for it.
>>28384171Shit. Sorry.It's the sleep deprivation, man.
>>28384196Oh god dat filename. Lost it.
>>28384221Fling the orc with our pert asscheeks.M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
>>28384221Trip her with our tongue and bring her back. We're not done here.
>>28384196Call her naughty for watching.>>28384221Prevent her from escaping using our other tongue.
>>28384221Since the ogre can't really fight anymore, you win?You would check for pockets but right now you're too busy riding the horn.
>>28384221Aw hell naw.Use your tongues to launch yourself at the armor.Tackle it to the ground.
>>28384196>>28384221By God! I almost lost my breath after I laughing on this!
>>28384254Couldn't we catch her with our tongue to prevent her running?
>>28384254Good, now we will be able to offer a much better hole to Charlotte.Now, lets try to prevent them from running and then finish our horning.
>>28384254What is the ogre reaction for riding on his horn?
>>28384254Flex asscheeks. Relieve orc of his horn.Since he's from /jp/ (I'm guessing), we're going to get some Oni powers.
>>28384254Do a victory dance. Do not leave horn under any circumstances.
Should I archive this?
>>28384486Do it in the same manner as the first.
Alright, while I get the next set of posts ready for the next thread, I need to remind you I can only take in suggestions AFTER the post is done. You can still redirect/re-suggest anything posted during or before.
>>28384735Hey, are you alright with the title I gave the quest on the archives?
>>28384756Neckbeard quest? Sure!