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Hey, /tg/, let's play Cards Against Humanity (okay, Pretend You're Xyzzy, but it's the same game). So what's the point? Simple. You have a bunch of white cards in your hands that say all sorts of things from "puppies" to "two midgets shitting in a bucket". Every round consists of one player reading one of the black cards aloud that say things like "______ . Kid-tested, mother approved", and everyone else playing a white card to fill in the blank. The reader decides which one is the funnies, the winner gains an Awesome Point, and the game goes on. It's funny as hell

http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=51

password is murderhobo
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New game, fellas, get in
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>>28346571
>http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=51


game name?
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>>28348356
>>28348356
This.
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Made a game. Will adjust settings if people want it

rye_or_the_kaiser

password is burntheheretic
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>>28348459
Bumping for this game. Get in here you terrible people.
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>>28348459
>murderhobo
can't seem to get in. I type in the password but i'm still stuck in the games listings.
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>>28348524

the password for mine is: burntheheretic

I'm not OP, just hijacking his thread
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Okay, idea popped up in game: a /tg/ CAH cardset.

Feel free to post ideas for white cards or black cards.
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So you're playing Apples to Apples: The Vaginally Bleeding Edge Edition.
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>>28349442
Basically.

Now, you gonna play faggot?
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>>28349368
>>28349368
Everybody was suprised when the kings trusted adviser turned out to be _______

You and _____ must stop ______ with the ancient artifact ________

>Druidic Mysteries
>The McGuffin
>My Magical Realm
>A Literal White Knight
>A Literal Black Knight
>A Bigger, Blacker Knight
>The Biggest, Blackest Knight
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>>28349483
yeah, if i could get in
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http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=139

godforthegodblood
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>>28349562
>>28349562

ALL EXPANSIONS

WOO

CARD FOR THE CARD GOD
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Thoughts so far, culled from thread and game

http://pastebin.com/PcVs7Uk9
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>>28349562
What's your handle? Can't join with the link, it just takes you to the lobby
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>>28349893
The game's full
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>>28349562
>>28349585
GOD FOR THE GOD GOD
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>>28349856
9/10 breddy gud
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Any open games with you gentlemen?
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>>28349368
for white cards
/co/, /d/, /sp/, /x/, the wizzard, mary sue, Crazy Hassan
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>>28350029
Open for more ideas if you have them, particularly for white cards (Nouns)
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>>28350059
I sure hope so
I'm stuck with fucking redditors in some random game
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http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=22
Password is heartofthecards
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>>28349856
>Haha! Stupid poor People, I'm sending you to the Shadow Realm!
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http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=116

PASSWORD IS pussyjuice BROTHERS!
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>>28350121
>he put in the horsefucker pack
This is going to be fun. By which I mean awful.
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http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=214
pass = BLUDRAYVHENS
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>>28349368
where we're going, we won't need ___ to see
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>>28349368

>Elf vaginas
>The emprah
>Blood for the blood god
>Thick and luxurious neckbeards
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>>28349856
Suggestions.


Black
Your Natural 1 summons ____.

It would have taken a _____ ______ to..... CREEEEEEEEEED!


White
KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!

AC Guy's luck
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>>28350309
>>28350410
>>28350109
>>28349485
Thanks. Keep it coming
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>>28350507
Time Wizards!
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>>28350507
"Elf slave. What do?"
"In the grim darkness of the far future there is only __"

Noun stuff:
-4 str
Spess Mahreens
Dorfs
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>>28350504
>>28350666
>>28350688
Got it. Anyone else got suggestions?
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>>28349368
>Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward
>Skub
>Doomrider and his cocaine
>The GM's girlfriend
>A first edition copy of FATAL
>A vagina full of spiders
>A bear in a disguise
>DC 80
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>>28350738
>DC 80

Actually, make that >A DC80 Escape Artist check.
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>>28350755
lol, got it. Was actually adding "Using Escape Artist to climb into an anus" right below it
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>>28350712
roll for anal circumference!

What I made:____. what the DM saw:___ What I Palyed:_____
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>>28350797
>>28350738
Sweet. Keep them coming. Nouns especially preferred
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...One more pair.


>What's in the box? ___

>DRAGON DILDOS
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>>28350833
necronomicon
Joshua-the embodiment of male self loathing
d4 caltrops
captcha
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White Card:
What are we going to argue about today?
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>>28350833
>An army made of sprues
>Meatbread
>Xeno scum
>kebab
>An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room
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>>28350921
>>28350899
>>28350913
>>28350854
YEEEESSSS, these are pure gold.
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I am Angry, Angry about ___
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>>28350833
Scary Spooky Skeletons
No sense of right and wrong
Goblins
ERP
a Kobold princess
Falling paladins
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>>28350913
shouldn't that be black?
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ruby and tom
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>>28350949
> Muckin' about
>Enuff Dakka

Around elves, watch _______
The only good ________ is a dead _________
"...And then he killed the Tarasque with a _________
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deep rot
Doomrider!!!
moot
grognard
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>>28350833
coasters
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>>28351024
____, what do?
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Is there a /tg/ game running right now, or should I start a new one?
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diaper of holding flamethrower
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>>28351146
.....wat?
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>>28349368
White:

Caster Edition Fanboys.

Monte Cooke's rancid fursuit.

Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit.

Waiting for Time Wizards!

Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom.

A magical piss forest.

Asking to play a pony in a Game of Thrones rpg.
Half-fae catboys.

SAN loss.

Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon's breath weapon

People who don't understand THAC0.

People who use THAC0.

Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important.

Black:
_______ is the only way I can forget about 4e.

I sure hope no one notices that I inserted my _______ fetish into the game.

Behold! White Wolf's newest game: ________: the ________.

For our upcoming FATAL game, I've assigned ________ as your new character.


The GM has invited his new ________ to join the game. They'll be playing ________.

_________ followed by gratuitous ________ is how I got kicked out off my last group.
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>>28350833
The guard looks a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like a man who must explain to his X, that's its dreams of becoming Y will never happen.
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>>28351139
start one, and put a password on, the people who join unpassworded games have no sense of humor
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>>28351201
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=55
pass = #cancer
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>>28351167
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19996057/
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There has to be at least one White card featuring Vectron.
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>>28351188
>>28351176
>>28351089
>>28351078
>>28351024
Here's current version

http://pastebin.com/3FRNS53P
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White: Matt Ward
Dakkon Motherfucking Blackblade
Mark Rosewater
Chimney Imp
Storm Crow
Big Blue Boy
Fisk Malks
Madolche?
Filthy Casual
If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck.
Gratuitous Babe Art


Black cards:

0/10 would not X
"The X guides my blade"
Don't touch me ___!
"Mountain, Black lotus, sac, to cast X"


Trying to post things I didn't see in the thread yet.
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BLAM! and Heresy should be separate cards.
Everything on our football team would make sense as a white card.
Some basic shit like FLGS should be in.

>>28350913
This is excellent as black.
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>>28351324
>favorite

Also needs laughing elder.
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>>28351401
>>28351329
>>28351324
Got em. Any more?
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decanter of endless water rocket
>>28351452
no diaper of holding flamethrower?
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>>28351482
It's been added, just not to the latest pastebin
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>>28351452
White:
>Vectron, his name be praised.
>Vectron's kindly claw.
et cetera
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Is there a game?
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>>28351520
yes
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>>28351298
Soy good.

Some more:

Black:

We found ______in the Dragon's hoard.

________ is the only way to fix 3.5

What is the BBEG's secret weapon?

Ach! Hans run! It's the __________!

The enemy's ________ is down.

Only fags play mono________.

What is better than 3D women?

I kept getting weird looks at FNM when I brought my new ________ card sleeves.

I like to dress up like _______ and hit people with foam swords.

You've been cursed by the witch! Your _______ has turned into a _______!

White:

Saying goodbye to Exodia.

A railroad with no end.

Edition wars.

Riding the Jund train at full throttle.

Metagaming.

Playing for the story.

Glorified games of pretend.

Satanic rituals and human sacrifice.

Suggesting GURPS. No matter what.

Quest threads.

Old Man Henderson.

Monstergirls.
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>>28351552
>old man henderson
i knew we were forgetting someone
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Doomrider
Kharne
Eldrad
Sister of Battle lesbian hebephilia
FATE
Bad at Magic
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time cube chess
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Noh
Tankred Endures
FOR THE EMPRAH
CREEEEEEEEEEED!
Blatant Fetish Quest
Magical Girl Noir Quest
Quest Threads
ERP General
Shitposting
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>>28351528
link for those of us just showing up, or are we all full?
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>>28349368
Blacks
Welcome to the ____ Quest Thread.
You should never let your bard ____.
That one guy in my group always rolls a chaotic neutral ____.
We've discovered where the Lich is keeping his phylactery! It's in his ____!

Whites
roll for anal circumference
HERESY
Frost Giants
A robotic ninja catgirl maid
Please do not take the items.
Kord
Queen of Blades
Boxcars
a Natural 20
Hypercube
a falling Paladin
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Children's Card Games
Cardgames on motorcycles.
Mise.
Crawdaddy.
Jace:the Wallet Sculptor.
Grim dark darkness that's grim.
Virgin Spike.


Good goy
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>>28351298
Squats.
Shitting all over the DM's plans.
Chaos Spawn.
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Are old things good too?
Sabbat Warhero, for example?
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>>28351298
>http://pastebin.com/3FRNS53P
Black:
Can ___ bloom on the battlefield?

White:
Ciaphas Cain
METAL BOXES
100 Baneblades
Gav
Bob
(Alternately, Gav & Bob)
MR RAGE
Abaddon the Armless
Faptau
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is the tg set done yet, or??
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>>28351639
>>28351632
>>28351618
>>28351552
>>28351511
>>28351482
>>28351665
>>28351679
>>28351682
>>28351724
>>28351721
Awesome. Emailed Xyzzy guy to see if we can get /tg/ ruleset included.

In the meantime, keep them coming!
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>>28351762
We've got enough to use, but we're nowhere near the limit if we want to keep adding more
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>>28351804
We should probably go back at some point and have a panel to pick out the best of the best.
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>>28351858
Yeah. I'll probably post a poll, and pare down the lowest-scoring 10 or 25% or something
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>>28351298
Liivi should be LIIVI.
The stuff in quotes shouldn't be.
>Not just shitting your pants
>2013
Isn't related to anything I ever heard of here on /tg/.
"_____? Roll for anal circumference!" would be better with "Roll ______ Circumference"
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>>28351224
>http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=55

Can't get the password to work.
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>>28351768
Black:
In respect to your chapter, the Blood Ravens have dedicated one of their ___ to ___.

Roll for ___.

___ falls, everyone dies.

My GM just made his girlfriend a ____ character. How fucked are we?

Crazy Hassan has a sale on ____ this week only!


Blacks:
Commissar Fuklaw
F.A.T.A.L.
Female Space Marines
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Oinkbane The Wereboar Assassin
orkupy waaaghstreet
bard dad
Kromgol
Tyrone the Monk
Mr. Rogers
the ship is all. the ship moves
Haggard
Living Saint Inquisitor Grendel
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Los Tiburon
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These guys should all be white cards
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tg/_Roster
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>>28351930
>The ship is all. The ship moves

>Remembering dat Nidhoggr infestation
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Your Other Honor!
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Not everything needs to be an in-joke, we need some bread and butter options too.
Warhammer 40k
Warhammer Fantasy
Bloodbowl
Games Workshop
Dungeons and Dragons
Pathfinder
Magic: the Gathering
Yu-Gi-Oh
Pokémon TCG
Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures
Vampire: The Masquerade
Vampire LARP
Hungarian Larper
Esh-Esh
Dice Bags
Bitches for Thulsa Doom
Conan the Librarian
Conan the Libertarian
Show me Your Honor
Blood and Thunder!
Blood for the Blood God!
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Female DM
Buying GW paints and primer

And black:
_____ Causes the Paladin to fall
The door to the FLGS opens and a ____ walks in!
GW stores no longer stock____
The price on ____ Has doubled!
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Let's get some CoC stuff too:
Call of Cthulhu
Corruption of Champions
Cthulhu himself
Nyarlethotep
The Great Race of Yith
Shub-Niggurath
Deep Ones
Yog-Sothoth
Azathoth
The King in Yellow
The Queen in Yellow
Saya no Uta
Haiyore Nyaruko-San
A boat

The citizens of Innsmouth are really _____!
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>>28352252
Foolz should be sufficient for any practical purpose.
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>>28352271
There is a ___ on the roof.
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>>28352358
Fiddler
Jew
Cat
Presbyterian
Urchin
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Alright. Here's a Google Doc, for people to add new stuff to.

Once I get a reply from the Xyzzy guy, I'll set up a poll to trim out the fat/bottom 10-25% and then use the rest for the expansion

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PK8J3QK5CHo_uE7IsMOk0wWiAyBjEqrNyamId9XhWn4/edit?usp=sharing
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paladin
rogue
blackguard
lich
spelljammer
pun-pun
I cast magic missile at ___
wizard
Pelor
lady of pain
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>TIIIIIMMMME WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDs!
Should we really use English for this, or should it be "¬°MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"?
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A Mastercraft Greatsword
A Bag of Holding full of Portable Holes
A Peasant Railgun
Explosive Runes


The bard nearly got us killed when he rolled to seduce _____.
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>>28352426
Both.
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>>28352441
There's already a bard sex one.

>>28352450
There's such a thing as too bloated a list.
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please Ctrl+F things in the google doc before adding them.
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>>28352461
That's where the voting and paring comes in.
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>>28352340
Suptg is better for finding this later.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28346571
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>>28352504
>voting and paring
This is likely to work poorly. The list pretty long for it already.
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>>28352516
Not really. "xyzzy" is an easy thing to search.
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>>28352516
Why would we need to find this later?
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http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=24

password is teej

I'm TheGodEmperorOfHumanity, for ease of finding my game in the list, because it seems joining things by link can be fucked up
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>>28352547
I suppose, but you need to look for specific things on foolz. It's just not really built for browsing and finding interesting things.

I'd post card, but other people already had the same ideas.
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>>28352379
Shoggoth
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White

2cat
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>>28352604
still playing, not full.


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