Hey, /tg/, let's play Cards Against Humanity (okay, Pretend You're Xyzzy, but it's the same game). So what's the point? Simple. You have a bunch of white cards in your hands that say all sorts of things from "puppies" to "two midgets shitting in a bucket". Every round consists of one player reading one of the black cards aloud that say things like "______ . Kid-tested, mother approved", and everyone else playing a white card to fill in the blank. The reader decides which one is the funnies, the winner gains an Awesome Point, and the game goes on. It's funny as hellhttp://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=51password is murderhobo
New game, fellas, get in
Made a game. Will adjust settings if people want itrye_or_the_kaiserpassword is burntheheretic
>>28348459Bumping for this game. Get in here you terrible people.
>>28348459>murderhobocan't seem to get in. I type in the password but i'm still stuck in the games listings.
>>28348524the password for mine is: burnthehereticI'm not OP, just hijacking his thread
Okay, idea popped up in game: a /tg/ CAH cardset.Feel free to post ideas for white cards or black cards.
So you're playing Apples to Apples: The Vaginally Bleeding Edge Edition.
>>28349442Basically. Now, you gonna play faggot?
>>28349368>>28349368Everybody was suprised when the kings trusted adviser turned out to be _______You and _____ must stop ______ with the ancient artifact ________>Druidic Mysteries>The McGuffin>My Magical Realm>A Literal White Knight>A Literal Black Knight>A Bigger, Blacker Knight>The Biggest, Blackest Knight
>>28349483yeah, if i could get in
>>28349562>>28349562ALL EXPANSIONSWOOCARD FOR THE CARD GOD
Thoughts so far, culled from thread and gamehttp://pastebin.com/PcVs7Uk9
>>28349562What's your handle? Can't join with the link, it just takes you to the lobby
>>28349893The game's full
>>28349562>>28349585GOD FOR THE GOD GOD
>>283498569/10 breddy gud
Any open games with you gentlemen?
>>28349368for white cards/co/, /d/, /sp/, /x/, the wizzard, mary sue, Crazy Hassan
>>28350029Open for more ideas if you have them, particularly for white cards (Nouns)
>>28350059I sure hope soI'm stuck with fucking redditors in some random game
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=22Password is heartofthecards
>>28349856>Haha! Stupid poor People, I'm sending you to the Shadow Realm!
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=116PASSWORD IS pussyjuice BROTHERS!
>>28350121>he put in the horsefucker packThis is going to be fun. By which I mean awful.
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=214pass = BLUDRAYVHENS
>>28349368where we're going, we won't need ___ to see
>>28349368>Elf vaginas>The emprah>Blood for the blood god>Thick and luxurious neckbeards
>>28349856Suggestions.BlackYour Natural 1 summons ____.It would have taken a _____ ______ to..... CREEEEEEEEEED!WhiteKUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!AC Guy's luck
>>28350309>>28350410>>28350109>>28349485Thanks. Keep it coming
>>28350507"Elf slave. What do?""In the grim darkness of the far future there is only __"Noun stuff:-4 strSpess MahreensDorfs
>>28350504>>28350666>>28350688Got it. Anyone else got suggestions?
>>28349368>Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward>Skub>Doomrider and his cocaine>The GM's girlfriend>A first edition copy of FATAL>A vagina full of spiders>A bear in a disguise>DC 80
>>28350738>DC 80Actually, make that >A DC80 Escape Artist check.
>>28350755lol, got it. Was actually adding "Using Escape Artist to climb into an anus" right below it
>>28350712roll for anal circumference! What I made:____. what the DM saw:___ What I Palyed:_____
>>28350797>>28350738Sweet. Keep them coming. Nouns especially preferred
...One more pair.>What's in the box? ___>DRAGON DILDOS
>>28350833necronomiconJoshua-the embodiment of male self loathingd4 caltropscaptcha
White Card:What are we going to argue about today?
>>28350833>An army made of sprues>Meatbread>Xeno scum>kebab>An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room
>>28350921>>28350899>>28350913>>28350854YEEEESSSS, these are pure gold.
I am Angry, Angry about ___
>>28350833Scary Spooky SkeletonsNo sense of right and wrongGoblinsERPa Kobold princessFalling paladins
>>28350913shouldn't that be black?
ruby and tom
>>28350949> Muckin' about>Enuff DakkaAround elves, watch _______The only good ________ is a dead _________"...And then he killed the Tarasque with a _________
>>28351024____, what do?
Is there a /tg/ game running right now, or should I start a new one?
diaper of holding flamethrower
>>28349368White:Caster Edition Fanboys.Monte Cooke's rancid fursuit.Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit. Waiting for Time Wizards!Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom. A magical piss forest.Asking to play a pony in a Game of Thrones rpg.Half-fae catboys.SAN loss.Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon's breath weaponPeople who don't understand THAC0.People who use THAC0.Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important. Black:_______ is the only way I can forget about 4e.I sure hope no one notices that I inserted my _______ fetish into the game. Behold! White Wolf's newest game: ________: the ________.For our upcoming FATAL game, I've assigned ________ as your new character. The GM has invited his new ________ to join the game. They'll be playing ________._________ followed by gratuitous ________ is how I got kicked out off my last group.
>>28350833The guard looks a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like a man who must explain to his X, that's its dreams of becoming Y will never happen.
>>28351139start one, and put a password on, the people who join unpassworded games have no sense of humor
>>28351201http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=55pass = #cancer
There has to be at least one White card featuring Vectron.
>>28351188>>28351176>>28351089>>28351078>>28351024Here's current versionhttp://pastebin.com/3FRNS53P
White: Matt WardDakkon Motherfucking BlackbladeMark RosewaterChimney ImpStorm CrowBig Blue BoyFisk MalksMadolche?Filthy CasualIf only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck.Gratuitous Babe ArtBlack cards:0/10 would not X"The X guides my blade"Don't touch me ___!"Mountain, Black lotus, sac, to cast X"Trying to post things I didn't see in the thread yet.
BLAM! and Heresy should be separate cards.Everything on our football team would make sense as a white card.Some basic shit like FLGS should be in.>>28350913This is excellent as black.
>>28351324>favoriteAlso needs laughing elder.
>>28351401>>28351329>>28351324Got em. Any more?
decanter of endless water rocket>>28351452no diaper of holding flamethrower?
>>28351482It's been added, just not to the latest pastebin
>>28351452White:>Vectron, his name be praised.>Vectron's kindly claw.et cetera
Is there a game?
>>28351298Soy good. Some more:Black:We found ______in the Dragon's hoard.________ is the only way to fix 3.5What is the BBEG's secret weapon? Ach! Hans run! It's the __________!The enemy's ________ is down.Only fags play mono________.What is better than 3D women?I kept getting weird looks at FNM when I brought my new ________ card sleeves.I like to dress up like _______ and hit people with foam swords.You've been cursed by the witch! Your _______ has turned into a _______!White:Saying goodbye to Exodia.A railroad with no end. Edition wars. Riding the Jund train at full throttle. Metagaming.Playing for the story. Glorified games of pretend. Satanic rituals and human sacrifice. Suggesting GURPS. No matter what. Quest threads.Old Man Henderson. Monstergirls.
>>28351552>old man hendersoni knew we were forgetting someone
DoomriderKharneEldradSister of Battle lesbian hebephiliaFATEBad at Magic
time cube chess
NohTankred EnduresFOR THE EMPRAHCREEEEEEEEEEED!Blatant Fetish QuestMagical Girl Noir QuestQuest ThreadsERP GeneralShitposting
>>28351528link for those of us just showing up, or are we all full?
>>28349368BlacksWelcome to the ____ Quest Thread.You should never let your bard ____.That one guy in my group always rolls a chaotic neutral ____.We've discovered where the Lich is keeping his phylactery! It's in his ____!Whitesroll for anal circumferenceHERESYFrost GiantsA robotic ninja catgirl maidPlease do not take the items.KordQueen of BladesBoxcarsa Natural 20Hypercubea falling Paladin
Children's Card GamesCardgames on motorcycles.Mise.Crawdaddy.Jace:the Wallet Sculptor.Grim dark darkness that's grim.Virgin Spike.Good goy
>>28351298Squats.Shitting all over the DM's plans. Chaos Spawn.
Are old things good too?Sabbat Warhero, for example?
>>28351298>http://pastebin.com/3FRNS53PBlack:Can ___ bloom on the battlefield?White:Ciaphas CainMETAL BOXES100 BanebladesGavBob(Alternately, Gav & Bob)MR RAGEAbaddon the ArmlessFaptau
is the tg set done yet, or??
>>28351639>>28351632>>28351618>>28351552>>28351511>>28351482>>28351665>>28351679>>28351682>>28351724>>28351721Awesome. Emailed Xyzzy guy to see if we can get /tg/ ruleset included.In the meantime, keep them coming!
>>28351762We've got enough to use, but we're nowhere near the limit if we want to keep adding more
>>28351804We should probably go back at some point and have a panel to pick out the best of the best.
>>28351858Yeah. I'll probably post a poll, and pare down the lowest-scoring 10 or 25% or something
>>28351298Liivi should be LIIVI.The stuff in quotes shouldn't be.>Not just shitting your pants>2013Isn't related to anything I ever heard of here on /tg/."_____? Roll for anal circumference!" would be better with "Roll ______ Circumference"
>>28351224>http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=55Can't get the password to work.
>>28351768Black:In respect to your chapter, the Blood Ravens have dedicated one of their ___ to ___.Roll for ___.___ falls, everyone dies.My GM just made his girlfriend a ____ character. How fucked are we?Crazy Hassan has a sale on ____ this week only!Blacks:Commissar FuklawF.A.T.A.L.Female Space Marines
Oinkbane The Wereboar Assassinorkupy waaaghstreetbard dadKromgolTyrone the MonkMr. Rogersthe ship is all. the ship movesHaggardLiving Saint Inquisitor Grendel
These guys should all be white cardshttp://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tg/_Roster
>>28351930>The ship is all. The ship moves>Remembering dat Nidhoggr infestation
Your Other Honor!
Not everything needs to be an in-joke, we need some bread and butter options too.Warhammer 40kWarhammer FantasyBloodbowlGames WorkshopDungeons and DragonsPathfinderMagic: the GatheringYu-Gi-OhPokémon TCGPokemon: Tabletop AdventuresVampire: The MasqueradeVampire LARPHungarian LarperEsh-EshDice BagsBitches for Thulsa DoomConan the LibrarianConan the LibertarianShow me Your HonorBlood and Thunder!Blood for the Blood God!WAAAAAAAAAAGH!Female DMBuying GW paints and primerAnd black:_____ Causes the Paladin to fallThe door to the FLGS opens and a ____ walks in!GW stores no longer stock____The price on ____ Has doubled!
Let's get some CoC stuff too:Call of CthulhuCorruption of ChampionsCthulhu himselfNyarlethotepThe Great Race of YithShub-NiggurathDeep OnesYog-SothothAzathothThe King in YellowThe Queen in YellowSaya no UtaHaiyore Nyaruko-SanA boatThe citizens of Innsmouth are really _____!
>>28352252Foolz should be sufficient for any practical purpose.
>>28352271There is a ___ on the roof.
Alright. Here's a Google Doc, for people to add new stuff to.Once I get a reply from the Xyzzy guy, I'll set up a poll to trim out the fat/bottom 10-25% and then use the rest for the expansionhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1PK8J3QK5CHo_uE7IsMOk0wWiAyBjEqrNyamId9XhWn4/edit?usp=sharing
paladinrogueblackguardlichspelljammerpun-punI cast magic missile at ___wizardPelorlady of pain
>TIIIIIMMMME WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDs!Should we really use English for this, or should it be "¡MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"?
A Mastercraft GreatswordA Bag of Holding full of Portable HolesA Peasant RailgunExplosive RunesThe bard nearly got us killed when he rolled to seduce _____.
>>28352441There's already a bard sex one.>>28352450There's such a thing as too bloated a list.
please Ctrl+F things in the google doc before adding them.
>>28352461That's where the voting and paring comes in.
>>28352340Suptg is better for finding this later.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28346571
>>28352504>voting and paringThis is likely to work poorly. The list pretty long for it already.
>>28352516Not really. "xyzzy" is an easy thing to search.
>>28352516Why would we need to find this later?
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=24password is teejI'm TheGodEmperorOfHumanity, for ease of finding my game in the list, because it seems joining things by link can be fucked up
>>28352547I suppose, but you need to look for specific things on foolz. It's just not really built for browsing and finding interesting things.I'd post card, but other people already had the same ideas.
>>28352604still playing, not full.