Five years ago, you were a Magical Girl, and you weren't as dead then as you are now.It's funny. You didn't really feel anything when you were told about it.No sadness or anger, just surprise. Surprise, and a sudden need to start...writing things down. Just to make sure somebody would be able to know what to do after you die.Even SHE was surprised - the smirking black-haired girl that constantly haunted your dreams, looking all fancy in her black cocktail dress and stupid wings.She called herself an angel. Angel nothing - she was more like an annoying crow, loud and annoying and stared a lot.She didn't like that very much. Not very much at all.
>>28318411"You're going to die," You remember her spitting at you, in a haughty, snide tone that you never cared for. "You're going to die for such a pointless reason, and all you can say is 'Oh'? Tell me, are you a complete and utter idiot?"Your response then was just flipping her off. Flipped her off HARD, and made your decision that as soon as you wake up, the first thing you'd do is to find the mutant cat bastard and get a contract drafted.She didn't like that very much. Kept screaming about how it would just be cutting what little time you had left in half, and how unimaginably stupid it would be to spend your last days as a Magical Girl. She used a lot of big words, too, words you would've looked up in a dictionary, if you had one. Still made you feel stupid.But what really ticked YOU off was when she told you that you couldn't go through with it. About how she can't save you if you die as a Magical Girl. Something about her not being able to snatch your soul away before it's eaten if it shatters as a Soul Gem.If there's anything you hate the most - girls who think they're better than you just because they can say big words and wear expensive clothes being very near the top of your shit list - it's being told what you can and can't do.Kaneda Madoka didn't drop out of middle school and get her first sparkly award at twelve just for some smirking dream bitch to tell her what to do.[1/2]
>>28318424...Well. Time to let THAT go, you think. You never saw her again after Kyuubey took you up on your offer, anyway - your dreams instead becoming starkly-clear visions of a future you needed to prevent, and the things you needed to do to prevent it.Including dying. Yes. That's on the list.But not right now. Right now, you're crossing off another item entirely - that is, rescuing a Magical Girl from the world's asshole, as Xiaomei had so eloquently described it. Varrigan City's a huge fucking place, though, and it would take you days to scour the entire city for her. Good thing, then, that you have a contact on the inside - one you're on your way to right now, riding on your best friend's monster of a bike. Driving full throttle on a road so named because of the many illegal races that took place on it - as well as the amount of blood spilled on it, because of said illegal races.Seriously, you've passed by so many rusting wrecks of cars, bikes, and other vehicles rusting on the roadside that you gave up counting, and focused instead on the task ahead.In any case, you're headed towards Asian Town. Your contact, Professor Madaraki the Second, should be in there somewhere.The current time, as displayed by your helmet's HUD, reads 11:08:20 AM. Thirty minutes or so. Not too bad, you consider. You're making good time.It's around the time when you contemplate switching the radio on for some driving music when your codec beeps for attention again. You blink-click to accept the call, and growl at the speaker to make it quick. You're driving, here."Oh, Malal suddenly concerned about safety now, when she is on Redline Highway! Place where people put spikes on everything in their car, including on seats!" Xiaomei's voice, already bristling with sarcasm earlier, was now hitting full middle-aged Chinese Mom right now. "Tell me to hurry up, this stupid girl!"Right, right. You supress the urge to chuckle, here. Why is she calling again?[2/3]
>>28318424>Your response then was just flipping her off. Flipped her off HARDMurderface approves.
>>28318433"Ah, now you ask! Maybe, maybe if was not so damn RUDE earlier, conversation would have been over already, right?" You hear her clear her throat. "Was just about to say, before being rudely interrupted, that there is distress signal coming from ahead of you."Distress signal?"Yes, distress signal! Someone asking for help!" Xiaomei snaps. "It is two clicks away from you. From what I hear I think it is Magical Girl being chased by local motorcycle gang. She is very injured and asking for support." It's here that she huffs. "You can ignore if you want. This would only be delay, I am thinking, so recommend that you leave it."How do you respond?
>>28318438[X] Say nothing. Make the detour
>>28318438[X] Ask if the distress signal has given a name. Head over anyway. Rather it didn't have to be a surprise.
>>28318438[X] Head towards the signal.We're making good time and we know exactly what those thugs would do if they caught her.
>>28318438[x] Help out, if it's just the locals it shouldn't take but a minute or two.
>>28318438We are looking for a magical girl in this hell hole. We might get lucky and find her in distress.
>>28318494>We might get lucky and find her in distress.knowing what we do about Kharn, I have a feeling when we find her there may well be distress.Whether it'll belong to Kharn or not is anyone's guess
>>28318494it is unlikely but even if it is a different MG we can get a favor out of it for later use.
>>28318508I honestly think we're going to find Kharn buried in a pile of alcohol, skulls and naked women.
Be honest everyoneWe're heading after the distress signal because we're deathly afraid of not saving someone who might be important later on, and it's already a given that Malal gets Kharn out of the city alive, so we don't need to worry about time.Well, unless this is when Kharn goes witch mode, which isn't an altogether impossible event, it just seems a bit early from the way people talk about it.
dgshajgfsadecumore warning plswas playing xcom, missed announce and vote
>>28318546It's a zero-sum game.Being nice is going to kill us. So is being a bitch. Might as well be nice.Besides, we're looking for a magical girl in distress. It's not impossible this is her, or related to her.
>Only 30 minute thread warningwhy
>>28318535needs a "X is dildos" edit, 'X' being whatever applies: Names, This plan, Watch wearing, Pinky, Fun.>>28318546we know Kharn will get saved but if we can manage to save someone here, they might have information or feel indebted to us. Which might make dealing with whatever Decu will throw at us just a little bit more forgiving.
>>28318581besides, I'm pretty sure Xiaomei/Decu had a pretty good idea what we were about to do.If they really didn't want us to do this, they wouldn't have told us about it at all.
>>28318411>>28318424>>28318433So, whatMalal was reverse-us?Madoka instead of HomuraCrazy god-Homura instead of crazy god-MadokaHad her crazy god stalk her while she wasn't a magical girl instead of being stalked while being a magical girlPrefers to kneecap people with a melee weapon instead of with a gunIs the second in command to the Warmaster instead of being the WarmasterAnd puts up with Kharns shit instead of wanting to murder her in her sleep for being so fucking irresponsible and stupid?Oh yeah, and she's dead rather than alive like we are.
>>28318597>Oh yeah, and she's dead rather than alive like we are.Malal Dead outsideChiaki Dead inside
>>28318615....that's a very brutal way to put that.True, but brutal.
>>28318597Hmmm...But where is Malal's watermelon? Or would it be a different kind of melon?
>>28318624welcome to urobuchi city: Population suffering
>>28318615But we're not dead inside.Not as long as we have Midorin and Mumi's pancakes and motherly love.>>28318634Black (Kharn), black (Murderface) and black (Homura)....Drawing a blank.
What's Akira from Rival Schools doing on /tg/?
>>28318642>Not as long as we have Midorin and Mumi's pancakes and motherly love....you had to say it, didn't you.
>>28318597Pinky has said before that there have been other Homura's. She regarded them as 'fake' iirc. It's entirely possible she enslaved/recruited one to her own cause
>>28318642BAD! NO COOKIE!For Hades' sake, it's a Noir Quest!
>>28318660mate we haven't been noir since thread 2
>>28318642>>Not as long as we have Midorin and Mumi's pancakes and motherly love.I guess this is a good time as any to announce that I have learned how to shoujo bubbles
>>28318634>>28318642do you see it now?
>>28318666[FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS SHOUJOFY]
>>28318666These shoujo bubbles seem to be amplifying the adorableness of your images by as much as 38%!
>>28318689season 2 never
>>28318689Hey, maybe she keeps one around to abuse when we frustrate her? Maybe they know something we don't? We should ask Pinky about the other Homura's sometime.
>>28318666Posting from phone from work...>shojou bubbles.Welp ive got a new background when I get home
>>28318716It seems more likely that she just rips their hearts out.Homura Prime is the only girl that Pinky has eyes for. Except maybe Midori (stupid wish!)
>>28318644Isn't the first time the design's been used in a quest. It's weird, nothing else from that game was really remembered but everyone loves Akira.
>>28318762it's not exactly like it's an original design.Biker outfit plus skull pattern. It's like the basic DNA of "badass".
>>28318657On the other hand, our own phone regarded US as a fake..
>>28318668I can see a wall of these coming out and flying at someone like bad CG monsters in a Sci Fi channel original movie.
>>28318783Actually it said we weren't who we thought we were.Almost directly after we had decided we were Chiaki Matsuda.
>>28318762Badass kendo teacher in Adidas gear.
>>28318783It said you are not who you think you are.We think we are a fake.Ergo...Of course it could ACTUALLY be referring to a shitload of things. ie you're not a pretty bringer of love, justice and hope, you're a glorified assassin with superpowers with a very short life expectancy, and will probably accomplish nothing of real value during that short time. In other words, shut the fuck up and kill your mentor who witched out, she knew the risks when she signed up and so did you.
>>28318790It's SyFy now. It's all hip and cool now.
>>28318448 >>28318451 >>28318469Did the distress signal identify as anything, then?"If it did, would have told you right away, yes?" Xiaomei's voice could have curdled milk. "No, no identification, no anything. Although, recognize style of address - would bet Malal lunch that girl is from Second." She chuckles. "Accent like that, thinking they are so noble, uppity knights? Not so easy to miss, you know!"The Second, huh? What's one of them doing so far out here?"Training mission, probably? Ayah, do not know, am shrine maiden, not psychic!" A burst of static, and Xiaomei speaks up again. "Anyway, whatever you decide, you do it carefully! Could be trap, you know!"Yeah, yeah. You thank her for the heads up, and the connection severs itself neatly. You gun the throttle harder, urging Schpeltiger to go faster. Trap or not, you'd at least want to get there before too long - you've heard about what the gangers here do to captured Magical Girls.Soon enough, you come up behind what appears to be a giant...sort of ramshackle tank eating up the road. It doesn't look like a tank but so much as a lot of motorcycles and cars nailed together by a random assortment of steel plates of varying thickness. Its surface, pockmarked with welding marks and bullet holes, is also covered with vulgar graffiti - and bristling with what looks like enough gun emplacements to start a small-scale war. A punknaught. That's...nostalgic. Last time you rode one, it was during a street shootout with a rival yakuza. Of course, that one blew up, but it was still fun.Anyway. This one seems to be escorted by a pack of bike-riding gangers. Six of them, in fact, and they're hooting something about having a sparkly for dinner.[1/2]
>>28318834...Yeah, this is probably what Xiaomei was talking about, earlier. A quick glance ahead with your helmet's zoom function gives you visual confirmation - they're chasing someone who's also on motorbike, and from the plume of black smoke streaming behind it they don't have long before they break down.The gangers don't seem to have noticed you just yet.What do you do?Set Schpeltiger on autopilot and climb on board the punknaught.Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.See if there's anything on Schpeltiger to use against the punknaught.Other.
>>28318834>Anyway. This one seems to be escorted by a pack of bike-riding gangers. Six of them, in fact, and they're hooting something about having a sparkly for dinner.[X] Grin Evilly
>>28318411Man this quest changed a lot since I've been gone.What happened to murderface and her pancake-making waifu?
>>28318850>[X]See if there's anything on Schpeltiger to use against the punknaught.If yes, use it. If not,>[X]Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.
>>28318850>[X]Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.
>>28318850>[X]Set Schpeltiger on autopilot and climb on board the punknaught.And >>28318861Time to steal us a fucking tank.
>>28318850[x] Take down the escorts, all sneaky like.>>28318862Read the archives, spud. This is a flashback.
>>28318850>Other.Ramp Schpelltiger onto the Punknaught.I know a little about that monstrosity. It redefines the meaning of "all-terrain". And if we can get a tank for backup out of this, so much the better.
>>28318862Replaced by superior ramen waifu
>>28318862She's currently listening to an audio log detailing these very events.She also watched her pancake-making waifu sleep in her own bed right beforehand.
>>28318850O boy we dealing with Orks nowSee if we can start an fight amoung the bikers by using our vox voice synthesizer and a variety of slurrs
>>28318890>attainablefuckable without feeling like its incest.
>>28318850[X]Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.we have a freshly installed Nitro, eat dust, gang scum.
>>28318850[x] Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.
>>28318850>[x]See if there's anything on Schpeltiger to use against the punknaught.if not>[x]Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.and hope they don't shoot our sweet vehicle, Nico would probably not like finding bullet holes later
>>28318898Schpeltiger is tough as fuck. Anything short of a nuke isn't going to dent it.
>>28318850>>28318877[x]Other - use something to land motorbike on tank, and borrow tank.Nicole would be more annoyed if we let a tank shoot the bike. Tanks can't shoot bikes when the bikes are on top of them.
>>28318909that's one problem less then. Strange how I'm more worried about the bike being shot than us being shot.
[X]Slip past and offer the magical girl in trouble a ride. Best to just help her get the fuck out of here.
[X]Slip past and....Just pick her up and put her on the back seat. She's already running scared, let's have a little fun with everyone involved!
>>28318917This thing is run by Ork tech remember, it flatbed is likely a bunch of gun barrels facing vertically incase it flips on to its side, And now i have to make a truck like this
>>28318930And that's why looting it's a good plan.-Then again, it means we miss out on rescuing Kharn with a Terminator line from Schpeltiger - COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
Malal has more of a cupcake end, really, nya.
>>28318961Nah. We just turn the tank over to our new friend and let her play distraction when we get close enough to Kharn and zip off on the bike.
>>28318909Disappointed I can't find any Youtube videos of how ridiculous OP Schpeltiger is without irritating Let's Play narration
>>28318965But what color is the icing?
>>28319011Pink, for Madoka! It's the cake that's the myastery.
>>28319024NECOWHAR IS RAMENBUTT BIOYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE RAMENBUTT
>>28319024Blackberry cake with pink icing, got it.
>>28319037BITCH SHE AIN'T SHOWN UP ONSCREEN SINCE I STARTED THEM
>>28319047fucking cat, do something usefull then
>>28319037But we already know Midori's charm level is S++, we don't need NECO to tell us that.
>>28319065>Midori's charm levelSexcretary
>>28319047I feel the need to tell you that I appreciate that you write these biographies.But don't get any funny ideas, y-you damn cat.
>>28319065Midorin doesn't have a charm level, she has an oppai level.D+
>>28319056Well thenREBELLION SPOILERS TIMEnah i'm not a dick
>>28319065Her Courage level is also probably high enough to pilot a super robot, and her Oppai level is apoximately equal to mami's
>>28319078You know one bio we haven't seenYour real one
>>28319090And other warmasters proboly
>>28319090nyueI haven't appeared on camera either...! [/spoiler]MAYBE I'LL COUGH IT UP WHEN YOU CATCH ME BATMYAN[/spoiler]
>punknaughtWish I had that image where those are described. Can someone provide it, please?
>>28319105I MEANT TO FAIL AT SPOILER TAGS IT'S HOW I ROLLPretend that was Rebellion spoilers okay
>>28319105The world of journalism is rife with competition.
>>28319110>Pretend that was Rebellion spoilers okayMR.T's Rebellion Predictions
>>28319110just admit that you're a failure cat who hasn't been able to disover any intell about ramenbutt
>>28319110So Neko why do you always fail in saltybet when i want you to win?
Screw golden half scissors, if there's anything to import from KlK it's this. This quest lacked a banchou character anyway.
>>28319149She'd never contract, though.
>>28319110>>28319105Reminder that Ctrl + S is the shortcut for spoiler tag in quick reply mode
>>28319159Kill her family.
>>28319131It is specifically to make you lose your saltybucks, anon.Specifically you.
>>28319149Exposition as a powerset is damn amazing.
>>28319170Holy kitty litter no waythis changes everything
>>28319173Even then, I don't think she has an inch of despair in her.
>>28319186as if we'd believe your rebellion spoilers NECO
>>28319188holy shit, she is like Kyubey's Kryptonite.
>>28319188There's a limit to how much a character can stick to its concept. You can be all sugar-spice-and-everything-nice as you want, if you accidentally some chemical Noir in it...
>>28319188Isn't that a good thing in the Officio system? Means she'll last longer and bring in more $$$.
>>28319208But Mako has Literally no edges, what is perfectly round can have no despair
>>28319214Not really. Mako tends to be kidnapped a lot. Cue rescue missions.
>>28319228YFW Malal is currently rescuing Mako
>>28319248I'm sorta hoping its Olivia from Godhand
>>28319227Eh, I don't see her as such a 1D character. She sure is pretty tough, but holds dearly to her family and friends.
>>28319188>>28319227>Not expecting any kind of Gainax or Urobochi twistMy fucking sides
>BIO: The fledgling protégée of the Spiritual Liege of the Seventh, though apparently they’re not a whole lot alike. She’s got a sort of difficult personality, but a kind and easygoing nature. (See? I said it, so we’re even.) Supposedly her training involves wandering the world helping magical girls achieve their dreams, or something. The whole thing sounds even more like using candy to lure little kids into a van than most magical girl stuff, though…What was the 7th special for, again?
>>28319280Going from the Spiritual Liege thing,SPEHHSS MAHREEENNSSSSSS
>>28318870 >>28318863 >>28318896 >>28318926While you're pretty sure that Schpeltiger has something in it to help you blow the punknaught to Narnia - Nicole had always been a believer in hiding weapons inside anything you own, just for contingency's sake - you're a bit pressed for time, here. The motorcycle trying to keep ahead and out of the punknaught's range of fire is already in a bad way, and it's not going to be much longer before it decides to explode and make a charred Magical Girl out of its rider.And you can't be having with that, can you?Pulling yourself down low as much as you can, you brace against Schpeltiger before twisting the throttle all the way back - and it's with a deafening roar that the two-wheeled monster of a motorbike between your legs all but explodes forward. Aiming for the space between the punknaught's escorts and the punknaught itself....And it's here that you remember just how you loved this monster. Despite how temperamental it usually was, and how it guzzled petrol, it controlled like an absolute dream. Sure, Nicole had customized it a lot to her own preferences, but even then it always felt like the machine knew what you were about to ask of it moments before you actually do, and did it perfectly every time. This time is no exception - Schpeltiger's brutish bulk slipping in between the tank-like monstrosity and its side-riders with a silk smoothness that you swear it was possessed.And you manage to do it so quickly that, in fact, you hear the gangers shouting at each other about 'some weedy git on a big white krumpy skoota' moments after you've shot past them. And it's only mere moments after that they started to shoot - scattered gunfire that mostly missed except for a few, scoring Schpeltiger a few dings on its rear fender. You wince at that, but you can always just leave Nicole an address to send the repair bill to. Kyuubey's Office would do just nicely.[1/2]
>>28319304>some weedy git on a big white krumpy skoota>fighting against orkz>20XX>shiggy waaagh diggyNow I feel bad.
>>28319304one of the advantages of being a sparkly, foot the bill back to the officio!
obviously Malal hasn't realised that Nico does worse on a regular basis.
>>28319304WE DENTED ITYOU DUN GOOFEDWE SHOULDA BLOWN EM TO BITS, YA BUNCH OF HIPPY PACIFISTS
>>28319304With you gunning the throttle wide open, it's only a matter of seconds until you catch up with the beleaguered rider and her dying ride - the smoke coughing from its engine now thicker, denser, a sure sign that it was on its last legs. You pull up beside the bike, as close as you can manage, and offer one hand towards the girl who's only minutes away from becoming one with the road."Come with me if you want to live!" You bark at her, the vox completely ruining your Arnold impression. The girl merely blinks at you for one long moment - as if unsure of trusting you or not - before nodding as she reaches out to your offered hand. Her fingers closing around your wrist in a cold, tight death grip.You pull her off her stricken ride and onto the back seat - and just in time, too. Even before her ass had settled onto the spacious passenger seat of Schpeltiger, the motorcycle explodes in a brilliant display of detonating fuel and spare parts. Pelting Schpeltiger with bits and pieces, the shrapnel miserably pinging against the bike's reinforced chassis. The girl lets out a saddened cry at this, clearly not at all pleased with the development...but hey, at least she didn't go down with it, right? That's always a positive in your book.Just as you're about to ask her if she's alright, the guttural roar of ten engines straining to work together in concert behind you drown out all sound in a huge, deafening blast. You take a quick look back to see that the punknaught, despite its huge bulk and shit-all acceleration, it's actually catching up. Same goes for its escorts - and you could see them swinging their spiked chains in preparation.What do you do?Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.Ask the girl you rescued if she has anything she could use to help lose the punknaught.
>>28319332To be fair, the 'Tiger is normally invincible, being unharmed by collisions into solid concrete at 200 miles an hour.
>>28319337>[X]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.>[X]Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.Lets leave them a farewell present.
>>28319337>[X]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.as long as we dont need to turn we should be golden.
>>28319337[X]Ask the girl you rescued if she has anything she could use to help lose the punknaught.then[X]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.Slow them down and then get the fuck out of dodge.
>>28319337[x]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.Fuck 'em. We have a job to do.
>>28319337[x]Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.[x]Ask the girl you rescued if she has anything she could use to help lose the punknaught.We're going to want to save the Nitro, I can feel it.
>>28319337>[x] Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.
>>28319340which is more than one can say for Travis himself.
>>28319337>[x]Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.Does this thing even have Nitro?
>>28319337[X]Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.Give them the fucking lemons
>>28319337[X]Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.if we slow down the Punknaught the rest will probably do so as well.
>>28319337>Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.>Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.Can't just leave without a parting gift can we? After all they even gave us bullets when we passed by.
>>28319337[x]Grenades? Grenades! Schpeltiger's got to have a few somewhere, or Nicole is a dildo.then[x]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.
>>28319337>[X]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.We can't just kill the orkz!
>>28319364Nicole told us she topped it up just last thread.Yes, it has Nitro.The canon Schpeltiger is notable for basically two traits. 1. It is indesructible. 2. It is very fast.Apparently the Noirverse version probably also has hidden weapons.
>>28319337>[x]Use the Nitro to get the fuck out of there.This seems to be the better option. If the girl had anything she would have used it already and trying to find the grenades would take to long as we have no idea where they are.
>>28319380Orkz are made for killing though
>>28319380>>28319387Indeed.Arguably it would be rude not to.
>>28319387>>28319391Orkz are made for fightin and winnin but this tub is just too cool to blow up! If we leave it, we can loot it later.
>>28319394a few grenades probably won't stop a Punknaught, but they should deal with it's escorts/scouts quite nicely, and the debris should serve to cover a quick turn off the road.
>>28319337>>28319346[x] Farewell present is a go
>>28319405Just keep the 'Naught alive. I can see us needing a steel plow to get out of this city at the end of it all and there's nothing cooler than manning a giant destruction engine with your nakama and just forging a path with fire and steel.
>>28319431>a steel plowMalal is riding one.
>>28319445It's not her's, we can't use it for the trip back home. Plus, tanks > motorcycles. And For landships that goes doubly so!
>>28319457But when we leave the city, we'll want to do it fast.Tanks and landships aren't known for their speed. Bikes are.
>>28319457Does it have enough armor to stop a bullet?It looks pretty patched up.
>>28319464Riding a landship is amazing in itself. The awesomeness quota makes up for it.
>>28319457We don't need to use it for the trip home: We've got an evac plan in place - we just need to make it there in time.Also, you're really underestimating how awesome the Schpeltiger is. And this is coming from the anon who called it an oversized Sinclair C5 in the last thread.I think it looks dumb, but right here and now, it's probably the best possible company Malal could have asked for.
>>28319466Pukey is breaking the 4th wall! Help mom!
>>28319478What is it referencing again?
>>28319493No More Heroes
>>28319506Ahh, thanks anon!
>>28319478Just because it's called the Schpeltiger doesn't mean it's got the indestructibility of the Schpeltiger.We're for example not a chaos god of nothing, and Kharn isn't a space marine champion of Khonre.
>>28319523>Just because it's called the Schpeltiger doesn't mean it's got the indestructibility of the Schpeltiger.it's holding up pretty well.Plus it's got fucking Malal driving it. Chaos God of Nothingness got nothing on Noir Malal.
>>28319274>such a 1D character
>>28319523But we got Slanesh in our hat
>>28319340>To be fair, the 'Tiger is normally invincible, being unharmed by collisions into solid concrete at 200 miles an hour.Is is made out of Katana, aka the hardest metal known to man?
>all these tweets from NECOLooks like the cat's doing some work for a change.
>>28319604>saving a thumbnail
>>28319638They dont't think it be like it is, but it do
>>28319636How the fuck is she chasing anyway, she'd need like, both a helicopter and a time travel machine since this is a fucking flashback.
>>28319636Fucking cat etcAt least we got profiles.
>>28319656By the power of cats, you philistine.
>>28319666fucking mutant space cats
>>28319208>>28319227>>28319274>>28319583>Implying Mako isnt the best LaKill
>>28319680Now you're getting it.
>"...I met Cooldown a couple of times, too, and my American contact was pretty good friends with her. she sounded like she could have bee nice">bee nice>beeShitty Cat has a shitty grammar checker.It's ok NECO I still love your truth-telling
>>28319682>implying implicatons that were not implied
>>28319656Looking back over the past tweets, it sounds like NECO was friends with Malal and she's reminiscing.
>>28319730>it sounds like NECO was friendsthere's at least one writeup that confirms exactly that.
>>28319713140 characters I just cut out the least important one
>>28319626Nah, the bodywork is an amalgam of nintendium and nokium, the metal gears are made of katana still though
>>28319740But you could have contracted it to' could've been nice'.
>>28319740Ellipses are more important than spelling?Tut tut.
>>28319775this pleases me greatly.
>>28319770bees are cool i just like talking about them okay>>28319778beelipses
>>28319775Chiaki doesn't look right in the school uniform. But the bubbles help...
>>28319792>>bees are cool i just like talking about them okay>bothered by lesbian butt buddies>posts picture of creepy bee lady
>>28319794I think thats her MG outfit.
>>28319792 >creepy bee ladyKILL IT WITH FIRE
>>28319826Can't confirm since we can't see the cigarette/bottle of Kong.
>>28319816Bees are clearly the enemy of lesbian butts.
>>28319775>>28318666I like it.
>>28319816earlier she posted about Xiaomei being married to a girl without seeming to be bothered by it, maybe she just has trouble picturing Malal and Touchdown together as a couple?
>>28319869pretty sure she meant it creeped her out that Wendy kept been mentioned post-mortem and Malal said Nicole and Wendy were together.
>>28319826Hatguy's really experienced with drawing her magical girl outfit the right way, and that's nothing like it so it's pretty obvious it's her schoolgirl uniform.
>>28319853>sting on the buttSitting and sleeping on your back would be a nightmare.On the other hand, lying down on your stomach instead WOULD facilitate lewd...
>>28319816going from the tweet before that I think it just meant that Wendy creeped her out not that it was the lesbian part that creeped her out
>>28319896so what you're saying is that bees are lesbian shippers.(This thread badly needs an infusion of Decu.)
>>28319886hmm, I completely miss read those tweets and thought it said MalalxTouchdown.whoops.
>>28319794I've wanted to draw Chiaki in school uniform for a while now and this was as good an excuse as any!
>>28319913You've got me curious now, though.What was the scuttlebutt on Malal's sleeping arrangements, Neco? Culexus orgies?
>>28319931I'll never tell.Malal, sleeping with anyone? ...maybe.
>>28319945it'd better not have been you, cat.
>>28319945I'm not asking who she was sleeping with. I'm asking what the rumours were.There's no way there aren't some creepy rumours surrounding the Culexus, and I'm betting there's zero truth in most of em too.Those suits are practically designed to encourage stupid rumours.
>>28319958well, NECO is a normal person and those are much less affected by a Culexus aura.there is a possibility.M-maybe that is why Kharn witched out?
>>28319958It was Kharn."Malal, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in here tonight?""...fine."
>>28319980Nyahaha! Try asking after the thread, I don't think that's in my jurisdiction (nya).
>>28319856NECO's Assistant?Or little sister?
>>28319995>Kharn all bashful around Malal>ONLY all bashful around MalalGoddamnit, MGNQ, why do you do this to me?
>>28320005>Nyahaha! Try asking after the thread, I don't think that's in my jurisdiction (nya).stupid scuttlebutt about magical girls isn't your juristiction?
>>28320008>has a hat>might be the assistantSo Hatchan.
>>28319995Oh god I can picture this like the "are you malal" drawingKharn looking all scared and cute hugging a pillow poking Malal on the shoulder while Malal is in her bed
>>28320025Malal was to Kharn as Mami is to Murderface.We've drawn the parallel before.
>>28319346 >>28319348"I don't mean to sound presumptuous here," The girl currently riding bitch behind you says. "...but our pursuers are catching up. I don't suppose you have a plan?"Well, of course you've got a plan. You've always got a plan for everything.You just, you know, have to think of it first. And then you'll have it."..." The girl you just rescued falls silent, before nodding. "Understood. My life is in your hands, Miss. My thanks for rescuing me. " It's here that you feel both her arms worm their way around your waist, locking together there....Heh. Guess this means you owe Xiaomei lunch, then. There's no mistaking that accent, with that calm, knightly dignity.Putting Schpeltiger on Autopilot, you glance down at the various buttons and toggles on the dash. ...Fuck, Nicole added a lot to this thing since the last time you saw it. Some of the switches you're not even sure what they're for - and is that a self destruct button right at the middle? Nah, couldn't be. Nicole isn't that crazy....No, wait, she is. Nevermind.It's only a few more moments of searching that you find it, one labeled 'Caltrop Bombs', just beside the button for 'Napalm', and just above the toggle for 'Beer'.Nicole, you crazy son of a bitch.You jab a finger down on the button, and it's here that you hear something open up underneath Schpeltiger with brief mechanical whirrs. A moment later, and the almost musical sound of a dozen spiked grenades dropping onto the asphalt and rolling away reaches your ears, making you grin behind your faceplate. [1/2]
>>28320045At the same time, you flick the metal covering of the Nitro Boost button to the side, before resting your thumb over the revealed crimson square."...What were those?" The girl behind you asks. "Wait, don't tell me--"The grenades exploding behind you in quick succession - atomizing the escorts and severely hamstringing the punknaught barrelling after you - cuts her off, and you couldn't help but cackle here. God damn, Nicole. You were expecting a cache of grenades, maybe, but not grenades like that. If anything, it reminded you of the girl's resourcefulness as an assassin - and the bloody-minded brutality she colored every project of hers with."Just something to get them off our tail," You tell the girl. "Hold on tight, because I'm about to do something even more stupid.""...Very well." You hear her grumbling underneath her breath. ...No, no, she's not grumbling. She's praying. To someone called Lady Octavia Seckendorff, the First Knight?Ah. One of them religious types. Figures.You shake your head, and press down hard on the Nitro Boost button.A shrill, mechanical whine, Schpeltiger letting out a digitized lion's roar - and you barely manage to let out a scream as the entire thing blasts forward, the world disappearing into one blur.NO. WAIT. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS FAST.JESUS CHRIST WHAT...NICOLE GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOWHAT THE FUCK[2/3]
>>28320054>OctaviaWelp Sayaka Prime did something at some point
>>28320054http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTyqig1R7IGOTTA GO FAST.
>>28320027Make sure Chiaki asks when she gets the chance.You know. During the date.
>>28319931>>28319980>>28319994>>28319995>>28320025I dunno, but in the Kharn` Flashbacks did feel to me like there was more than just Friendship from Malal`s Side while Kharn was rather oblivious to it.
>>28320054Five minutes of the most intense, ass-clenching motorcycle riding you've ever experienced in your life later - the girl you rescued silent as a grave throughout the entire thing, even when you shouted that you didn't know how to stop - and you see a sign telling you that you're almost at Asian Town. A few minutes more, and you see the city loom up, the gawdy dragons at the gate and the pagoda-style roofs a dead giveaway.You drive into the city more or less in one piece. Schpeltiger seems to be none the worse for wear as well, but the fuel gauge's nearing empty, so you'll need to refuel before setting out. The Nitro gauge's reading much more favorably - you have two out of three charges left, at least.Thankfully, there's a petrol station by Asian Town's entrance, so you make for that. The station's attendants don't seem to particularly care what kind of customers ride in, just the money they pay with. That suits you just fine, and you tip generously for a full tank.It's here, while you wait for Schpeltiger to get refueled, that you finally get a look at the girl you rescued. She's...a bit casually dressed, wearing a black leather jacket with the sleeves rolled up, and black denim short shorts. Her black hair, cut short in a rather masculine bob cut, is held out of her eyes with a pair of goggles serving as a hair band of sorts. She's got boots, too - tough, steel-toed ones you usually use for construction work.But what you notice now - and you're not sure how you didn't notice it before - is how her right arm, from her fingers up to halfway her shoulder, is mechanical. Literally robotic, out of polished steel. And it's not made to look like anything human, either - it seems to be deliberately oversized from the rest of her, out of proportion enough to be intimidating....Certainly nothing like the knight you imagined. You were expecting something more...grand, you suppose. More suit-of-armor like.[3/4]
>>28320031If you've ever spoken to NHG, you know there's already a dead ringer in the questHatguy is Mami
>>28320054I TOLD YOU DAWGI TOLD YOU ABOUT DAT SCHPELTIGER
>>28320054>Lady Octavia Seckendorff, the First KnightSAYAKAYOU GLORIOUS THING
>>28320082Well, anyway. You've still got some time to kill before Schpeltiger gets refueled, and she looks like she needs someone to talk to. ...You can still remember how she cried out when her motorcycle got trashed.Nobody deserves to have their ride blow up like that. It's like seeing a war buddy die right in front of you.How do you start your conversation with the girl you rescued?
>>28320100Well that was certainly fast
>>28320100[x] Put a hand on her shoulder. "I'm sorry for your loss."
>>28320100[x] Whatcha doing here?>>28320054>Lady Octavia Seckendorff, the First KnightSo Blueberry is either fated to become the First Knight or there is a witch of hers running around already being one. Now we have to find out the identity of the Blood Knight.
>>28320100Get some fuel from the pump in a can.Ask her for the ride's name.Pour a drink for the recently departed.
>>28320082Cyborg Youmu?No wait. THIS IS FUCKING YUU BEFORE SHE GOES FULL BLACK ROCK SHOOTER OTHERSELF
>>28320100[X]Get some non shady or alcoholic drinks from the station "Hey, Sorry about your bike, what was it's name?"I propose a toast to the bike which gave it's all to keep her owner out of harms way.
>>28320117not fast enough
>>28320129Yuu's Officio wad the Seventh, not the Second. Try again
>>28320100[x] These two>>28320105>>28320137
>>28320113If Sayaka is the First Knight, then Kyoko's obviously the Blood Knight.
>>28320054>>28320070>>28320086>>28320117YOU ARE ALL WRONG! THIS IS THE RIGHT GO-FAST THEME!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjomxUFvS8&feature=relmfu
>>28320100[x] condolences for the destroyed bike, followed by introductions.
>>28320143But it has the necessary metal for Malal and SchpeltigerThough I was actually looking for a diferent track, but I can't remember the name. It's been a while since i listened to the NMH soundtrack
>>28320161>that picture>not this song every single timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i6anTAQqnwBABABABABABAAAAAAAAAAD
>not pic relatedDeculture, wah...
>>28320196You're obviously not bad enough to ride.
>>28320184We already have her. Wendy did a writeup on her at some point and I think she even was from the 2nd.
>>28320100[x] "You got a ride out? Mine's really only meant for two, and I'm picking up a passenger."
>>28320204Oh, I must have missed that one. Thanks!
>>28320179Hows this for go fast theme?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJ-z9As2dI
>>28320204Should be AKMSA Ch. 1 on the pastebin. Chapter 2 coming soonish.
>>28320222man, I forgot how much I loved this game and it's soundtrack.Might be time to dig out the Wiimote.
i already have her profile writteni just sit and i read it again and again sometimesand i run my tongue along the supple curves of its formit is mine and mine alone
>>28320266maybe I'll even get around to playing Desperate Struggle this time.
>>28320268...Gentlemen, I believe we should return to the good old policy of shooting first, asking questions later.
>>28320268Your kneecaps are mine.
>>28320268Okay, I took the bait.
>>28320268Yeah, well, Malal is dead and it's probably your fault. So there.
>>28320072>implying the only questions won't be from golden Deagle.wear body armour, cat. You're going to need it.Don't both with knee armour those. Those kneecaps are forfeit.
>>28320299>probablyAccording to the latest study, the damned cat is responsible for us not being able to have nice things.
>>28320326You know if we do that both Sayaka and Mami would be very disappointed in usNear lethally disappointed
>>28320336For what, filling the suspicious bush with lead and napalm? It's not like we could have known what was inside.
>>28320336soooooooooooooooo worth it.We've done plenty professional lately. We're off the clock now.
>>28319844>cartridges being ejected, not casingsJAPAN
>>28320369MURRICA and it's horde of raving gun-nuts
>>28320377I'm South African
>>28320369HeyHey buddy no one fucking cares...
>>28320369>Not firing the whole thing>Missing out on 65% of each bullet
>>28320383oh, god. I'm so sorry for you.
>>28320268KILL THE FUCKING CAT!
>>28320386The same could be said of all nerd-nitpicking
>>28320389MORE BULLET PER BULLET
>>28320430Generally that is true I am just not paying attention all the time to remind people that their autism is showing
>>28320394It's not that bad. Our government is corrupt and shitty, but in a cartoony Saturday morning cartoon villain way. They're Stupid Evil and easy to ignore. Everything else about the country is actually pretty okay
>>28320430YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL
>>28320466Aside from the violence and crime you mean? Shitloads of south Africans move over to australia because they bitch about how bad it is
>>28320466>implying I wasn't going to say the same thing irrespective of your actual country of origin
>>28320470WHAT IS A NERD? *throws gameboy*A MISERABLE PILE OF ANIME
>>28320481The violence and crime is mostly in the townships. Stay out of there, and it's actually really safe, 'cause everyone's packing heat and there's 24/7 private security companies that patrol and shit. Except for Gauteng, but sensible people have long since abandoned that for the relative peace of other provinces.
>>28320481It speaks volumes about how bad it is that they they move to an ex-penal colony to get away from it.
>>28320506I couldn't really say, all I know is what the large amount of migrants have told me
>>28320508An ex-penal colony full of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, sharks, octopi, kangaroos, platypi, velociraptors and all that other crazy lethal shit.
>>28320526>no mention of drop-bears
>>28320535Christ, how could I forget the drop-bears.
>>28320526>>28320508Funnily enough we turned that shitty penal colony into a pretty nice place overall, lots of people seem to think so anyway
Somebody ran my drawing through a filter.I'm dying here.I need this.
>>28320508>>28320481Also, the people who move to Australia are reactionary faggots who get scared at shadows and run away the instant things seem to change for the worse.>BEEeasily circumvented>crimeNot that bad, especially for the people who left for Australia>governmentAs I said, Stupid Evil. You'd be an idiot to leave SA, unless it's for Botswana, which is basically SA but better.
>>28320558hail the lord of gray-scale!
>>28320526Funny, the thing that scares me about Australia the most if the lack of games. And spiders too, I guess.
But is the motorcycle also a horse gundam?
>>28320576>the thing that scares me about Australia the most if the lack of gamesoh, fuck. How did we forget about the Yahztee?Between the Yahtzee and the drop-bears, we wouldn't last five minutes out there.
>>28320576The thing that scares me most about Australia is that laser pointers are prohibited weapons.Wait no, that's the thing that amuses me most about Australia
>>28320584>laser pointers are prohibited weaponsHuh. Never knew that. Well, at least they still have their butterfly knives.
>>28320584>laser pointers are prohibited weaponsWhat manner of creatures live in that blasphemous hellhole to be slain by such..primitive tech?
>>28320569Actually it is more bewilderment than nerve struckI have lived in rural western australia my whole life, that's where all the shit people tell horror stories about australia come fromAnd yeah it isn't bad but given the chance I would live in a dozen other countries rather than here and all I hear from everyone who moves here is how nice it is
>>28320591I don't know how to tell you this, anon...
>>28320591Well, you need something to kill the spiders.
>>28320598It sounds ridiculous, but there are actually highly powerful laser pointers that you can buy, and are easily capable of blinding a guy. My dad's an astronomer, and has one. It has a range of 2km.
>>28320598guys with some 1-3mw lasers almost brought down a couple police helicopters...
>>28320620>>28320630Something tell me they are bulkier than what you'd expect from laser pointers.
>>28320602>thinks Australia is a pretty nice place>lived in rural Australia whole lifeYou're not fooling anyone, Taipan. Get off the internet, you don't even have hands to type with.
>>28320620Those are the ones that are illegal and considered weaponsAlso there are flasher ones that strobe and can apparently cause disorientation and nausea or some crapWe had a memo go around where I work to keep a watch for them
>>28320636Not really. They're bigger than your average laser pointer, but they're about the size of a largish pen.
>>28320526>An ex-penal colony full of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, sharks, octopi, kangaroos, platypi, velociraptors and all that other crazy lethal shit.And the worst thing of all out there are still australians.
>>28320637but a funel web can type with its legs...QUICK EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>28320636Not really, maybe twice the size of a regular one same as a small hand torchThey don't need to be huge to have that effect
>>28320662oh don't be silly, dear anon, most spiders are harmless!
>>28320700What the fuck.
>>28320700Hahaha! fuck that thing with a rake made of fire and barbedwire!
>>28320700Alright, that's enough. Stop the planet, I want off.
>>28320716>>28320720>>28320730Protip: it only looks so big because the gecko is tiny and you have no frame of size reference.
>>28320700Oh no, there is a god.Unfortunately it happens to be Lolth
>>28320709Yeah the small boobs law is fucking retardedOur government is the example of people you do not want in power anywhere because of full on retardation
>>28320749Wait what? What law? Please explain further.
>>28320749>>28320763Didn't that thing not pass or whatever?>MGNQ: Australian breast law
>>28320763In order to "combat child pornography" the Australian government along with some full retard lobbyists in order to help stop child abuse they illegalised all pornographic content where females have less than a B-cup The law isn't incredibly harshly enforced but the fact it was even made speaks volumes for how much they are all a bunch of muppets
>>28320763Anything below a C-cup (I think it was) is considered child pornography. No matter the actual age or any other aspect of the woman's appearance.
>>28320777wait, this is MGNQ?
>>28320777A revised version passed, the original version which wanted people possessing porn of women with less than a b cup being classified as child pornography didn't The law however is hard to enforce so they only really pull it out when someone is already charged
>>28320798So says the link on top of my screen. Could've sworn I was on /int/ for a moment and something ate all the flags.
>>28320798I thought this was an Australia thread on /pol/?No wonder the board was the wrong color! I was wondering about that.
>>28320810>>28320809So we've gone from /k/, to /int/ to /pol/ and back to /tg/
>>28320810Well since deculture is posting at the speed of tar people will discuss anythingThey derailed into /pol/ tonight
>>28320105 >>28320137You make to place a hand on the girl's shoulder, but stop yourself in time - and you run back to where Schpeltiger is getting refueled. A jab of the 'BEER' button, and a small section behind the passenger seat slides open - revealing what looks like a minifridge. One stocked with what looks like a six-pack of beer. All six of them ice cold to the point of sweating condensation....Dammit, Nicole. Sometimes you make it really hard to stay mad at you.You pluck two cans from the minifridge and close it carefully, before running back towards the sullen girl. It's here that you hold out one of the cans to her, and she blinks at you with her own black eyes - before nodding again and taking the offered alcohol with murmured thanks.You open yours immediately - the can hissing as you pull back on the tab - and it's with a thirsty, parched gusto that you drain the can of half its contents. When you look back down, you see that she hasn't even opened hers. Merely looking at the can and turning it around in her hands - or rather, with her brutish mechanical hand and her normal flesh one. This is gonna be awkward, but...well. You should try, at least. Can't hurt if you try.Taking another sip of your beer, it's here that you apologize for her loss. Of her bike, of course. Did it have a name?"A...a name?" The girl repeats, turning to you, the can still in her hands. ...It's unnerving how her mechanical hand moves just like her real one, as if it was made of flesh and bone instead of spare motorcycle parts. "Yes. Yes, it did have a name," she murmurs, looking down. "I called it Stranger. It was I who put it together as well. He was my first."Ah. That's rough."He served me well, and kept going even while he was being gutted from within. I can't really ask any more of him." The girl lets out a sigh, before pulling open the tab on her beer can, too. [1/2]
>>28320823Don't even need the other boards anymore, etc.
>>28320825Nah, this is normalish speed for Decu, and he's been making long posts to boot. /tg/ is just chatty today apparently.
>>28320789>>28320797Oh what the hell is this shit. At least it didn't pass if what >>28320807 is true.
>>28320829>still no mention of how Malal drinks [Hahaha! intensifies]
>>28320829"I...don't really drink, as a rule. But perhaps to Stranger's memory?" She looks up again and holds out the can to you. You clink your can against hers, and she all but quaffs her drink, downing it greedily. ...It's also here that you realize that she's crying.You allow her to take her time to compose herself. You'd like to ask her what she was doing, getting chased by road gangers like that, but there's always time for tears.After a few moments, it's here that she seems to remember somthing. "...Oh. Forgive me, I very nearly forgot." It's here that she holds out her hand - her real one, after passing her beer can to her mechanical punchfist. "Please accept my thanks for you coming to my aid, earlier. My bike was set to send out a distress call if catastrophic damage is inflicted upon it - and I have no doubt I would not be here talking to you if it that wasn't the case." She nods her head a fraction of an inch, a curt bow. You mirror her gesture to free up your right hand, and take hers in a single, firm handshake.She's not much for asking for help, then? That's kind of a dangerous flaw to have, right?"...Where I'm from, we are the ones who are asked of help, not the other way around." The girl frowns. "It's...not to our nature. Or our training." She shakes her head. "But yes, I see where you're coming from. It should not be held as a weakness, to ask for assistance when it's required." It's here that she makes a fist of her metal punch hand and presses it against her chest, where her heart should be. "If you are ever in need of help, Miss, then I, Karasawa Enyo, will come to your aid just as quikly as you did to mine."Karasawa Enyo, huh? That's...hmm. That's a pretty famous family name, there."Just a branch family. Nothing too prestigious." She shakes her head, although you could tell she's secretly pleased you know. "And you are, Miss...?"[2/3]
>>28320857Tch... my plan failed.
>>28320829So we have run into the meguca version of jackWill we run into the Baron next? Mathilda?
>>28320877>Will we run into the Baron next?>nextDid someone miss the Killgore arc?
>>28320868Malal, you tell her."Malal...?" Enyo echoes, waiting for you to fill in the silence with your last name. You don't give it. It's just Malal, you tell her."Ah. I see. Very well, Miss Malal." The girl nods again. "...of the Ninth, I suppose?" She smiles, a rather cute smile from a face generally not used to smiling much at all.Huh. Very astute of her. How did she figure that? You're pretty sure you took off any insignias of the Ninth from your suit."Your accent, Miss Malal. Has a touch of the country to it." Enyo smiles wider. "I mean no offense, but I do adore that accent. It reminds me of home."Ahh. Well. That makes sense. Probably not a lot of Japanese in the Second."It's very regrettable, yes, and--" It's here that she blinks at you, incredulously. "W-wait. How did YOU know--"Her accent, of course. Has a touch of the high born to it. You grin behind your faceplate, and shake your head. What's she doing out so far from her second home, anyway? Pretty sure she's not supposed to be here."I would say the same thing to you, Miss Malal," Enyo says, a small pout on her lips, before frowning. "And I thought dressing like this would be enough..."Oh, it was. Very nearly was. But her cool way of talking gives it away."Ah. I see." She nods. "I will take that to heart."Right. Yeah. Okay."As for my reason for being here, I..." Enyo shakes her head. "I was issued a challenge to one-on-one melee combat. Sanguis Extremis. The declared location was here, in Varrigan City."Sanguis Extremis?"To the death," The girl volunteers. "The challenge said that I would need to get into the City on my own, and then find Asian Town. The exact location of where the duel will take place will be given to me here, through a messenger." She smiles, here. "I consider it a blessing that the one who rescued me was also heading in the same way."[3/4]
>>28320868>Karasawa EnyoLooks like we got a relative of the Callidus rank leader here.
>>28320888well, I suppose that's is technically "next".
>>28320868>Karasawa Enyohttp://pastebin.com/wrf65cBxhttp://everydaymagicalgirls.wikidot.com/enyoStrange coincidence. Requires closer examination.
>>28320763I think it only applies to porn.
>>28320902Well, that is pretty lucky. But...isn't it a bit dangerous, to accept challenges like that? And in a place like this?"I am the Blessed Lady's Champion, Miss Malal, of the Second's Black Templars." Enyo shrugs. "I must answer all challenges I receive and win, or die trying."...Even if it's a trap? A complete set up?"It's a hard rule to follow, yes. But we must. Otherwise the rank loses its significance and symbolism. Win or lose, it is always an honor to fight for the Blessed Lady. And the First Knight always lends her sword to those who fight with righteousness."Hnh. Well.Religious, yes, but you can't fault her conviction. There's not a lot of people left like her.What do you ask next?Who challenged you?Do you have a way out afterward?Want to tag along with me for a bit?
>>28320904And Noriko, don't forget. So presumably Enyo is the eldest. I'm pretty sure Enishi mentioned having an older sister as well after their impromptu family reunion.
>>28320888This is five year prior to the massacre at the album launch
>>28320923>Who challenged you?
>>28320923[X]Who challenged you?They better not be pitting Kharn against this girl.
>>28320923>[x]Who challenged you?>[x]Want to tag along with me for a bit?Why not both?
>>28320923>[X]Who challenged you?>[X]Do you have a way out afterward?
>>28320923[x]Who challenged you?[x]Do you have a way out afterward?If she's been brought here to fight Kharn, this could get awkward.
>>28320923>Who challenged you?>Do you have a way out afterward?>Want to tag along with me for a bit?I don't see why we can't ask all of these in series.
>>28320923>[X]Do you have a way out afterward?>>28320938>They better not be pitting Kharn against this girl.Seems unlikely. Kharn is still a babby.
>>28320923[X]Who challenged you?We have our own mission to do as well, we can't tag along for someone else's goal.
>>28320923>[X]Who challenged you?and>[X]Want to tag along with me for a bit?Also, 'First Knight' huh? Wonder how that rank relates to Chiaki's supposed Shieldmaiden' status.
>>28320923[X]Do you have a way out? I have business in this part of town myself and if stranger was your exfil plan then I think we need to find you a new one
>>28320951>up against Kharn>falters because Kharn looks similar to her little sister>First Skull Acquired!
>>28320952well, we can, but only if they're mutally aligned goals which depends on both of us having been brought here by the same people.If not though, we can at least offer her a ride out afterwards - hell, we may not even make that ride ourselves.
>>28320977>>First Skull Acquired!implying Valinov doesn't already have a collection
>>28320086this anon knows where its at
>>28320989no, because Valnikova is still a youth. She hasn't even obtained her chainsword yet, she's still the Vindicare she started out as
>>28320923>[x]Who challenged you?>[x]Do you have a way out afterward?intel first, then maybe ask her if she wants to tag along.
>>28320923[X]Who challenged you?[X]Do you have a way out?We need to get our mission sorted. If she can tell us anything useful, that's all well and good, but our own tasks should take priority. Especially as we don't know how long it may take.
>>28321002I'm -pretty sure- she killed a guy before she ever left Russia.She's not the casual, devil-may-care Kharn we know yet, but don't mistake that for incapability.
>>28321022she may have killed a guy, but she is not the skull claiming lunatic we know and love
>>28321045Thinking about it, if she wasn't in a relationship, she could probably be a pretty good S-idol herself
>>28318581Why not "Your votes are dildos"
Eeeee, I'm having way too much fun with this.
>>28321202I'm not objecting, keep going!
>>28321202That looks baller, bro
>>28321202HAT-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!Stop overloading me with cute you arsehole!
>>28321202Anime fucking when?
>>28321202So Hat-chan, when are you gonna draw the rest of MMxMM Vol.I?
>>28321376That's one shoujo manga I'd read.
>>28321376>>28321202Mango when?>>28321407Be the bloodiest shoujo ever I think.
>>28321453>bloodiest shoujo everAn improvement as far as I'm concerned.
>>28321453>>28321485And there's our marketing line! Bam!
>>28321453I dont think I've ever seen a shoujo with decapitating chainsaw shields
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>>28321485>>28321499>>28321519Actually come to think of it, it's got cute as fuck girls killing the shit out of each other, and lesbian sexy times.There is no way in hell MMxMM is not a hentai shounen.Though we should totally market it as a cute as fuck shoujo for shits and giggles.HAT-CHAN! MAKE IT SO!
>>28321453The mango is the bloodiestThe characters, the lustiestThe mangaka, the blushiestThe strap-ons are the thrustiestThe chainsaws, the rustiestYour pages, the crustiestWaaaaay back homeSorry, been listening to the Fallout 3 soundtrack, and it just popped in my head
>>28321594Oh man, I needed that.
>>28321560So, pull what they did with PMMM?
>>28321202That Mayumi outfit looks awfully familiar...
>>28321560>HAT-CHAN! MAKE IT SO!Midori's the doujin artist, not me!
>>28321560But isn't Magical Midori's point of view full of he innocent love and confusion at her emotions, the conflict between what she thinks is expected of her in various places and what she truly wants? Sounds pretty shoujo to me. And let's not forget about how to addresses the feelings of real magical girls, that's what makes it so popular among them.
>>28321376I know where this is going.
>>28321644That was already told last thread. It's Kirigiri's outfit with some modifications.
>>28320933 >>28320944It's here that Enyo seems to blush a bit. "Well, um. I apologize, Miss Malal, but that is something that only the challenged and the challenger should be privy to. I mean no offense, but that is how it's always been done."You shake your head. It's fine, you expected as such. And for a Knight of the Second, she sure does apologize a lot! Is she sure she's not from the Seventeenth, or something?"The Seventeenth...? No, Miss Mala, I am from the Second." She seems to grow a bit flustered. "...Would that I had my armor, I could prove it, but--"No, no, it's okay. It was just a joke. You believe her.Anyway, does she have a way out after the challenge? Stranger's gone, and she'll need some way to get out of this shithole once she wins her duel. Does she have that settled or what?"...I admit, I was not expecting to lose Stranger here." Enyo frowns. "But I do have a failsafe, if I am desperate enough to use it. Other than that, I will find some way to return home." She smiles. "Please do not worry about me, Miss Malal."Well, alright. If she's sure. Just that she remember that she can owe you another favor, right? She can ask you for help."I will keep it in mind." Enyo says solemnly, before holding out her can again, for another toast. You clink your own now empty can against hers - and she blinks at the sound."...You finished your beer? Already?" Enyo gapes. "But I didn't even see you drink! Or even pull up your helmet's visor!"Oh, that? Well. She knows how Culexus are, right? About what happens when they take their helmets off?The girl nods. "It's a last ditch weapon for the Culexus, yes, to take off their helmets. Not only does it discharge their power in one big blast, but it also kills them outright." Right! And you're not going to waste that on just one ice cold can of Pabst Blue Ribbon!That's why you learn some Culexus Tricks(TM)!"Ah. I...I see, Miss Malal." Enyo mutters. "Truly, we live in remarkable times."[1/2]
>>28321674Is that Dowman Sayman?
>>28321684You talk more with Enyo after that. You find out that she's actually the second child in a family of four daughters - and her family's not too pleased about her being in the Second, much more the Black Templars. She's all but disowned, stricken from inheritance, but even so you could tell how much she loves her family by seeing her talk about them. Her sisters, too - how she's worried about them, and how she hopes they're doing alright.You also asked about her arm, after a fashion. She seemed to grow quiet at this, before telling you that she lost it in an accident, one that made it unrecoverable even with the use of magic. She became less talkative after that, and the both of you waited in silence for Schpeltiger to finish refueling.Once that was done, you offered to drop her off to wherever she had to wait for the messenger - and she gladly accepted, the color coming back to her face. As if the earlier conversation hadn't happened at all. She even shook your hand again when you had to part ways, and promised that she would go through hell and high water to repay her debt to you.Again, nice kid. A bit screwy with the religion thing, but everyone has to believe in something.In any case, you reach Great Wall Street easily enough. It's a rather populated street, full of shops. Lots of civilians too, some dressed like tourists, and most looking like they want to mug the tourists. Suits you fine - there's less chance of something insane happening when civilians are around....Xiaomei didn't mention any place specifically, only this street. ...Fuck, are you going to have to look in every shop and every corner for your contract? Because that's going to take forever, and you only have...two and a half hours left.[2/3]
>>28321703It's here, then, that you see a white-haired young girl waving at you from the throng of tourists. Her costume's quite an eye-catcher - it resembles a typical Magical Girl costume, except with more armor bits here and there. Frills, too, accentuating the mainly-white color scheme. She's also wearing a rather long, black cloak like a cape - making her look reasonably competent, if not marking her out as someone to watch out for during combat. Eversor, by the looks of her."The good Professor is waiting," The girl says in perfect English. "Please, follow me. She is currently having lunch, and I am tasked to lead you to her." She smiles here, all nice and polite as young kids like her can get. ...You also see that she's got cookie crumbs on her lips, as if she'd just been snacking before you arrived.How do you react?Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.How do I know you're not going to lead me into a trap?Can you tell me what The Professor is like? I want to make sure it's the right Professor.
>>28321684>she sure does apologize a lot! Is she sure she's not from the Seventeenth, or something?
>>28321719What does it mean? Lamenters?
>>28321719>>28321684bwahaha, oh man, it's on now.
>>28321725Isn't the Seventeenth the one stationed in Canadaland?
>>28321718>Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.
>>28321718>[X]Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.
>>28321718[x]Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.
>>28321718>[x] Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.
>>28321718>[x]How do I know you're not going to lead me into a trap?>>28321744It is.
>>28321718[X]Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.
>>28321718>[x} Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.Once she's wiped it off, follow up with >[x] Can you tell me what The Professor is like? I want to make sure it's the right Professor.We don't want to make her seem wary of us, if it is a trap, so let's play it cool for now.
>>28321776Teach me how to use greentext in the middle of a mine, sensei
>>28321784(spoiler)(/spoiler)>Your Text Here(spoiler)(/spoiler)Replace the parentheses with brackets and you're good to go.
>>28321784Well, first you need to make sure you have an internet connection deep underground while you're out mining.
>>28321594you mean NV, right?I'm pretty sure 3 didn't have that onethat being said, 3's roaming theme is the supreme earworm
>>28321830I've only played 3, so if it is in NV I wouldn't know.
>>28321684Well I think we now know what killed Malal and most of the CulexusBut I thought they could remove their suits without exploding so why would popping their helmets be an instakill?
>>28321718[x] Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.[x] Can you tell me what The Professor is like? I want to make sure it's the right Professor.
>>28321878I assume it is disinformation to keep regular sparkles from messing with the anti-sparkles.
>>28321718>[x]Lead on. Oh, and you have something on your lips.knows us by look and who we're gonna meet, sounds good enough. How should others know what we're after to lure us into a trap or something?
>>28321803Alright then >Your Text Here
>>28321944That sounds about rightOr maybe the older pattern suits were that bad so they could only be removed in a silent room or the rush of soulessness would splatter them
And we pause for now! We continue the flashback tomorrow! Thank you for everyone's participation, and feedback is always great!No writeups today, so I'll go ahead and answer questions! Also, watching Rebellion after this, hahaha!
>>28321979>>28322001welcome >brother you >are now >an initiate
>>28322009>>28322004So, was that thing about popping the helmet true, false, or true for the time and now false?
>>28322009>watching Rebellion after thisGo to sleep Decu, we need you alive. Does this universes Homu also have time related powers?
>>28322009Thanks for running.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!How are we doing so far?
>>28321684>drinking a beer without opening the visor>Culexus Tricks!
>>28320083>>28322009Is Hat-chan Mami?
>>28322009>PicAlso, about the Second and the religious background, Blessed Ladism, how old is it? And is there a split with the Pinky Cultists? More specifically, are the Pinky Cultists a more recent occurrence?
>>28322034I would say it's equal parts true, and equal parts misinformation.>>28322052She has universe-related powers.>>28322058Thank you! Doing very well, actually!
>>28322009Speaking of writeups, is there some kind of quality control? Or an assurance that the writer is going to post what they say they're going to post? I'm just scared that one day I'll wake up to a finished thread and find out that somebody's been posting HALF MEGUCA FULL NOIR CONSEQUENCES, followed by damage control.
>>28322131I'm pretty sure Deculture gives the okay on most of the important stuff beforehand.
>>28322089No, but Hat-chan's in the story as a character! >>28322098It's pretty old. The Second even before the Officio system, but only known as the Ordos. They and the Fourteenth are pretty much responsible for the religion of the Blessed Lady.As for a split, yes. The Pinky cultists are a recent occurence, as the Blessed Lady was originally a benevolent figure that Magical Girl prayed to in times of need.
>>28322131I would absolutely approve HALF MEGUCA FULL NOIR CONSEQUENCES if it was run by me.RAYTH WICH LEAVE THIS PLACEOtherwise, yeah, it's all run by Decu and usually by me beforehand, and he at least skims it.
>>28322106>She has universe-related powers.Wtf hax.
>>28322177She can make an apple pie from scratch.
>>28322131I do make sure that I talk with the writers beforehand about potential spoilers. I try not to impose restrictions too much because then that's no fun, I want them to be able to reveal stuff on their own too, but the major spoilers won't probably be on writeups anytime soon, so don't worry!But other than that, I trust every writer who wants to write for MGNQ, and they're all awesome!
>>28322157>No, but Hat-chan's in the story as a character!NECO's assistant then. This basically proves it.>>28319856
>>28322197is there any one, warmaster or just 'normal' magical girl whom hasn't been victim to Kharn's hattery?
>>28322205We know Enishi hasn't
>>28322106Can we use the Yuu bangles to sprout extra arms? And if so, how many is maximum?
>>28322203I... I actually talked to Decu and know what character is supposed to be me. It's actually pretty obvious and, no, I won't reveal it other than to say you're incorrect.
>>28322224The maximum is "until we run out of room and we're basically a ball of metal with digits pointing in every direction like some kind of hand katamari."
>>28322255So then we could technically hold several golden weapons in our giant fists and wield them one-handed?
>>28322205I don't think Odette has, but you can't be 100% with Canadians!I'm sure the Fourth hasn't, because she's not programmed for love.Also, Yuu definitely didn't.>>28322224When you become fully one with Yuu, you can go Asura's Wrath on things!
>>28322255Ball-of-arms-magical-girl?And our love interest is Ball-of-boobs-magical-girl?
>>28322221>>28322227>>28322254I figured I wouldn't state the obvious since Mami wouldn't be on the list, not even in a hundred different timelines.Enishi I'm not so sure about, though she might be trying to get with the current warmaster because she wants to have something to (not openly) brag about?
>>28322131QC is something that I was wondering about as well, specifically in regards to the Saga of the 16th write-ups; the technology level seems more than a bit out-of-place with the Madoka setting. In PMMM we had implications that the series was near future, but not too far out, especially showing the tech-level through Homu's weaponry.And even in MGNQ, while there is some high-tech equipment, its generally either experimental (an unstable) Incubator tech or external tech magic'd in, rather than mass production-level equip like cybernetically linked powered armor and a goddamned SHIELD Hovercarrier.I think the tech-level needs to be clarified a bit.Or maybe I just fucking hate the hovercarrier, I dont know.
>>28322306>become fully one with YuuDon't give us ideas, Decu.
>>28322306I envisioned something else actually. I will hold on to this theory like a life preserver until it is proven otherwise.
>>28322319In a setting with lightsabers and Tiny Pete, I think near future tech has already been a thing for a while.
>>28322312You're thinking too small.We'd have enough arms for all the love interests. Even the ones we don't know about yet.
>>28322319The technology level was something I bumped up a bit. For the 16th, it's really incubator tech + the most advanced tech currently present. That brings us around to Metal Gear Solid levels of tech (but with hovercarriers).And the power armor are just suits, certainly nothing to the level of actual Space Marine armor. Think of Old Snake's suit with the false muscles and such!
>>28322306>When you become fully one with Yuu...How, Decu? Give us a hint or two.
>>28322407Yes, even you.
>>28322387Tiny Pete at the very least is an obvious case of External Tech being magic'd in, rather than being designed and built in-universe.>>28322398Thanks for the clarification
>>28322422I recently watched Symphogear (including G) I liked it a lot!
>>28322452NO. BAD ANON. YOU DO NOT SEXUALIZE YUU.
>>28322306I fully endorse permanently fusing with Yuu.
>>28322422Going by Hibiki and Miku, as soon as Chiaki gets back to her apartment.
>>28322407You're okay stupid cat but Ruri needs a bullet and a ditch
>>28322466Of course I fucking do. She was 10/10 asking for it in the series.
>>28322423This is as big as a hint I'll give you!
>>28322481>Dem armpits>Dat ZRN-NO! YUU IS PURE!
>>28322486Will the eversor training he!p bring us closer to her? And give us an edge in resisting the pure crazy that is kirika's soul in her golden letter opener?
>>28322486So... Guys, we need a training montage! With music!
How good are the firsts girls, really?Are they really more capable in murder than people like Kharn and Murderface, or is it just that girls like them are far too mentally unstable for the first?
>>28322486So we need some earrings?
>>28322486>>28322514>>28322518Nonono, we must find the dragon balls and wish for it.
>>28322157... Hat-chan is Kumatora?
>>28322486I would like some symmetrical docking please.>>28322515Think Decu said something about the normal MG's of the first being on par with most warmasters, will need some confirmation.
>>28322306I desire a write up of Wendy meeting Murderface from Murderface's perspective. Will we ever get such a thing?
>>28322543But where's the hat, anon?
>>28322567She has a hat in her heart.
>>28322567She only gets it when she goes insane
>>28322571>>28322579Wait a minute. What if Hatchan is the hat and the body is just a host.. Could he be our Warmaster hat?
>>28322512Ahh, well, of course! If you use her during it.You can't use her while training with Kirika, though!>>28322515Not just murder, but a whole lot of other things. They're the Primarch equivalent of Magical Girls, they're a totally different level.>>28322543Hahaha!>>28322548It's possible! Although I'm still trying to get Midori to continue her writeups!
>>28322595You mean the demon living in the hat.[SHIPPING INTENSIFIES]
>>28322407>sees picyou lost me
>>28322634It was a picture of the best girl.
>>28322615>They're the Primarch equivalent of Magical Girlswat
>>28322621>implying there is an actual demon inside of itThere is just the Hat, anon.>>28322651>best girlEnjoy your kneecaps while you can.
>>28322423we shall become the core of a gestalt entity consisting of the souls of every golden weapon user of course we'll have to kill kharn eventually, but that comes later
>>28322651that is not Midori.
>>28322651>>Best Girl. >>Not Pinky but shit tierCan you get any more annoying?
>>28322651>missing the joke
>>28322682super tengen toppa homura magicka
>>28322732waifus are no joke son
>>28322732it was a shit jokeyou are shit
>>28322683You know, what? I like Midori a lot. About the same as Pinky. I'll make an unique "best girl" banner for her.Need to get some commissions out of the way first, so I'm looking at Mid-December for this.
>>28322864>I like Midori a loteveryone loves Midori. Dumb wish
>>28322615What about from Wendy's perspective? Or just more Wendy in general?
>>28322864>I like Midori a lot.Gee, we almost couldn't tell!
>>28322864>I'll make an unique "best girl" banner for her.Something to look forward to.
>NECO @MGsAreReal 1h>http://pastebin.com/sBxAcWDe Right, it was her. the m-idol's older sister, the knight lady. not the lawyer or the fatty that's cute when she criesBiography update!
>>28323012But are they a lawyer and a magical girl? And do they use their lawyering powers in a fight? Or their fight powers while lawyering? Are they genderbent Phoenix Wright, or one of his associates?
>>28322918My top three favorites are Pinky, Chiaki and Midori, but the order lines have gotten a bit blurred over time!
>first knight, the blood knight >oktavia secondorffI TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS SAYAKA
>>28323140>what, you were expecting BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?>Too bad! It was me, Sayaka-chan!
>>28323041Still a weird path to pick compared to others, who are a knight, a Callidus, and.. spaghetti. Dunno what the remaining two do, but probably something similar. For that matter, it'd be interesting to know what their parents think, since at least 2 of their girls are on a path that leads to a very short lifespan.
>>28322615>Not just murder, but a whole lot of other things. They're the Primarch equivalent of Magical Girls, they're a totally different level.Thats worrying considering Karns party of three slaughtered its way through a tenth of another Officio and the only thing stopping them from murdering the other nine tenths was Kyubey. not to mention how ridiculously overpowered Time Stop was.Granted the eighth has descended a bit in power since those days, but still. freoow.
>>28323140>>28323172The First Knight and the Blood Knight are two different people, I thought.
>>28323335Yeah, they're supposed to be at least on Kharn's level. Probably better. Now imagine their Eversor/Vindicare leaders.
>>28323483This doesn't make any fucking sense. These powerlevels are completely off the charts- no canon character could measure up to that. And how the fuck woulf the First gather that many superpowered Puella around itself anyway? That is all inconclusive.
>>28323483it does at least explain why the incubators arent totally freaking out about faust and the golden weapons, though. they still look like toys for babbies.
>>28323521We aren't exactly judging things based on power levels here, it's not like we're going to shoot someone in the soulgem and have them stand there and laugh when the dust clears like Vegeta.
>>28323521There's 20 of them running around contracting girls. Those with the most potential get invited to the First, probably equipped to hell and back with Incubator tech to augment their already formidable abilities and undergo gruesome training as icing on the cake. All the investments that are not feasible for regular megucas would be easily available for them, since they're elite.
>>28323521>no canon character could measure up to that.Godoka?
>>28323521Sum it up to Incubator magic fuckery. The way I see it is that the First is basically there to curbstomp any outside threat to the incubators that the other can't handle. Or something along those lines.
>>28323599>it's not like we're going to shoot someone in the soulgem and have them stand there and laugh when the dust clears like VegetaEither we remember DBZ a whole lot differently, or I missed some rather odd turns of events by not watching GT.
>>28323521Not that off the charts, Malal was strong enough to be one of them and she got her arms ripped off by Arhiman and pretty much spanked.
>>28323622exactly the point.
>>28322486We need to do the DBZ fusing move?
>>28323643I think he's there more for curbstomping the rest of his brothers, should they forget their place. Get out of line? First kills you permanently while 10 of his girls get TPed to your HQ and clear it out in 15 minutes. Everyone else is suddenly doubling their quotas.
>>28323698i seem to recall someone saying that the first never usually dispatches more than one. Two, maybe.
>>28323720One would get bored. You need at least two to compete in who can kill the most in the given time limit.
>>28323720that's what got me thinking about Kharn, Murderface and Malal.They were all _really_ good. The powergap difference is still there but it doesn't seem so ridiculously pronounced.But I can't see any of them towing the line and I can't imagine the first standing for ANY bullshit.
>>28323781which made me think that maybe the difference isn't in terms of raw power but mostly one of mental attitude.Though those incubator tech differences would make up a lot of the gap.
Let's keep in mind that there probably isn't a thousand of them, and that they may not be superior in raw powerlevel, but could have some special abilities, superior keikakujutsus, or the like.
>>28323798There's probably different roles to fill, anon. Malal wasn't exactly a slouch in CQC, but she would have been drafted to be in management since that's where she excelled at. Now direct combat roles? That's where the monsters are.
>>28323853This still don't make any sense. The way they're described puts them at planetary-annihilation-level, like full power Kriemhild Gretchen only not witched out. I don't think an armored military strike force could stand against one from this description and that's a power cap you don't easily step over, even a normal officio would fall apart at the seams against a real army. Just how deep does this rabbit hole go? Magical girls wouldn't hold this kind of ridiculous power and go easily unnoticed by the rest of the world, disregarded as some sort of fantasy. If this really has been going on since Cleopatra's times and before then I'd expect there to be at least a /pol/-like place out there somewhere decrying magical girls instead of jews as the bogeyman behind every sick corporate deal or shady government move.
>>28323853> inb4 The 1st ranks turn out to be rentirely staffed by emotionless combat loli's
>>28323982>going on since Cleopatra's timesDidn't decu say that MGNQverse incubators have only been around for ~60 years or something like that?
>>28323982>Magical girls wouldn't hold this kind of ridiculous power and go easily unnoticed by the rest of the world, disregarded as some sort of fantasy.It's a problem only if there are witnesses.. Not that they go around flaunting the power. Most are sleeper agents in civilian clothing, acting only when called and the rest are on the Moon. And there's NECO, so obviously some ordinary people know.
>>28324075>Implying NECO isn't a Callidus of the First>Implying NECO isn't the Callidus Rank Leader of the First
>>28324110Nah, she the vanguard of the mutant space cat invasion fleet working to subvert the medis
>>28324110>>28324174We can make sure only through kneecapping.
>>28324174Clearly some kind of unsuccessful space cat/human program
>>28324075>It's a problem only if there are witnessesAsk the KGB, any operationa and any organization no matter how stealthy will always have a leak and will always have a deserter, that's just human nature.This works too perfectly. There's something wrong and I don't know if it's intentionally that way or if it's Decu oversight.>>28324032>~60 yearsThat makes it even worse, this kind of rapid shift of power on a global scale would make waves that could be felt everywhere.
>>28324255>just human natureFortunately for the Incubators they are not human
>>28324255Malal had memory influencing powers which may not have been unique.
Guys, didn't Malal want the stuff on her skull to mostly remain secret? The other shoe's gonna have to drop at some point here.
>>28324305What about the security guys who are bveing pushed out of their jobs by magical girls? THINK, amn, don't go "Oh yeah and then they manipulated memories 5ever and all was well". With waves I mean WAVES, this shit is big and on a fundamental level of society.
>>28324255Why are you comparing KGB to an Officio based on the Moon whose agents have probably undergone some form of indoctrination? KGB agents were men with families and friends and no magic. Megucas get beamed in, do their stuff, get beamed out. Add in Callidus that can cover the entire area with illusions that make any unlikely witnesses turn their heads the opposite direction and voila. No problems whatsoever.
>>28324383In any case the QBs dont seem to be going for absolute secrecy. Just a reasonable level of discresion.
>>28324354They know about them. Kyouske knew about them, his guys knew about them. It's basically an open secret in that it really only matters in the top levels of society and even then it isn't the end-all what with the assassins in Cali basically able to fight the Eigth straight up and so on. Incubators own a few large companies and can have most people knocked off without much trouble but they still at got shit on the jews or w/e
>>28324458I'm just expecting something like a civil war looming at the horizon by now. This is not the way Murphy's law works, the harder you try, the more likely you are to have everything go tits-up.
>>28324555Unless Murphy was an amoral mutant space cat he has no juristiction here.
>>28324619Don't play dumb / coy with me.