Rolled 99, 89, 31, 13, 59, 49, 42, 44 = 426If you want to catch up: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hollow%20Quest%20ReduxAwesome E-books:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x8GO0Gs08hkG_OzCQxgxkG0QIerMykvSV1XJH9wE5BYPart 2:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VB4Cf5JjgraPTDbGnkeLzSU7dhqsqeDmiU4JVJL4NsY/edit?usp=sharingCurrentish Character Sheets located at: http://pastebin.com/u/AzureEarthtwittier:@dothackaida
"I am Risa Schrodinger and today has been a good day. I found an angel and boxed his ears in. He was all like, oh no, stop it Schrodinger, I am so sorry, I am actually just a titchy git. Then suddenly I was like, clang, clong, bisheeee boomf! Then we went for sundays because it isn't Sunday. It was a laugh." You explain as you look up at mass of burning sky which is still in the shape of a great belted bird.That didn't happen, at all. Also your sound effects are bad and you should feel bad. The boiling inferno of sky takes a more solid state, as the massive bird glares down at you, the disembodied blades which make up the winds spinning and rotating around it. You realize, dimly, that you can smell something coming out of the creature, though it isn't quite like the energy you are used to. Perhaps it is because you spent so much time around Lucifer, or maybe it's just because it has started focusing on you, but the creature is massive. Not just in a physical sense, though it is, but the weight of the energy that the being is made of.As it glares at you, you notice the small trail of blackish green smoke pouring out of it's eye socket where your cero had impacted. It lets out a terrible roar, making your teeth chatter, before diving towards you in a dive bomb like move. You barely roll out of the way as the now curcular rotating blade slice through the ground you were just moments ago, turning the entire district into a molten mess of slag and death. Your speed is enough to give you a chance to turn and see that Caim isn't flying back up, instead he is hovering. His blades below him turn in lazy revolutions and even from where you retreated to you can feel the temperature go up by several degrees making you sweat a bit.(1/2)
From the distance you see several spikes arc and get close to Caim, but the eyes on his body open up and fire lances of, well, fire into the incoming projectiles disintegrating them. You see in the distance the other nofunigami and some of your arrancar companions are making their way towards the giant flaming bird. However it seems wholly focused on you, likely a bit pissed about you putting out his eye and all that.Well, this might be a problem.Damage:FairGo juice: FairLet your allies fight him for a little while, you need to rest upAttack!Back to Hue Co. Let god sort them out. Ah, get it?Other, please specify.1d100 please. I will take best of first five(2/2)
>>28236444Kite the Angel to Nobuh, tell the Angel he told me to do it.... alternatively 'promise' Nobuh our allegiance if he can prove his power by destroying one of 'Gods' 'Angels'...
>>28236444>Attack!I think we should buy and use Hate Engine.
Rolled 59>>28236444>AttackMaybe if we keep hitting him in the eye socket, we'll damage one of his brains!
>>28236444>[ x ]Let your allies fight him for a little while, you need to rest up
Rolled 9>>28236497forgot the dice...
Rolled 92>>28236444>>28236533 Forgot to roll.
Rolled 38>>28236444>[x]Let your allies fight him for a little while, you need to rest upstudy his movements
[X]Attack[X]Let allies take himYou sonido over the molten remains of the district and get ready to kick, however your leg starts burning as it gets close, your pant leg reduced to ash and your skin boiling and turning into an angry red. You roll back as the others charge forward. You hear screams of awakenings and kais being banned, and you roll back as your leg heals for a moment. You focus on your healing as the combined weight of the arrancar and nofunigami blast strike the angel and send his eyes whirling towards the source of the attack, his many eyes trying to focus everywhere at once.>92The blades fire off from below him, streaking through the district and immolating everything in their path. The Nofunigami use their flash step, while the arrancars sonido away from the blades which seem to only fly in straight lines towards them. You see Jager nearly get her ample chest ripped off, however she manages to bend far enough to make you consider challenging her to a limbo contest after this is all over. You see Dominic get pulled aside by Caede, as a large caddie rolls up and starts firing ceros from the rolled down windows.You look down at your leg, now more or less back to normal and coat yourself in energy once more. You feel yourself wobble for a few seconds as the strain on your go juice becomes difficult to compensate for, but you manage somehow. Mum always did say you were thrifty like that. No she didn't. You leap towards Caim, his eyes not focused solely on you now and manage to slip into t blind spot. You kick towards him and feel some sort of contact, the heat making your blows not go as deep as you like, but effective enough.(1/2)
You roll out of the way as he pecks down towards you, his head lashing out like a snakes, his neck stretching and recoiling faster than you expected from the large bird. The pits of molten rock he leaves behind assure you that if you get hit by it, it won't be pretty.Jager continues her strike, a small number of her spikes finding purchase in the great beast for only a few seconds before they turn into molten goo or burn into cinders, you can't see any noticeable difference in the way they are made so you are uncertain how they are chosen to be goop or ash.Oddly absent from the assault is hollow rider and Sin-Fin, though if you should be surprised by this or disappointed you can't be sure.You feel yourself breathing heavily as the heat continues to pound on you, the great beast not slowing down as it strikes. Instead it seems to be speeding up. You look to the sky and see rolling clouds and flashes of white and rippling thunder throughout. That probably isn't a good sign.Damage:FairGo juice:Very lowShall we go on?Attack! Never let up, never surrender!Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido awayTry to find someoneOther, please specifyAnother round of 1d100s please. Best of first five(2/2)
Rolled 35>>28237011>Attack! Never let up, never surrender!NEVER SURRENDER
Rolled 3>>28237011>Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido awayDrain some arrancar whose names we don't know.
Rolled 65>>28237011>Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido awayFuck this. Go find Nobuhiko. Get him to activate the Apple. Then Magic Words his ass.We can Death Hug some mooks to regain go juice and attack Caim some more if he's still rampaging.
Rolled 10>>28237011>Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido awayWe gotta recover some energy fast.
Rolled 63>>28237011Leave it to the others for a while. Sonido awaystudy movements, weakpoints etc
Rolled 1, 78, 54, 56, 26, 20, 20, 89 = 344Leaving it to others seems to have won. Writing now.
>>28237130Well... they're all dead.
>>28237147>>28237151Technically, it could be Caim's roll maybe?
>>28237147pls not Jager
>Fight the kingfisher>Can't dent it>Don't fight the kingfisher>Breaks our thingsOh well. It's not like I was incredibly fond of them anyway.>>28237182I guess it could, but AE hasn't been rolling for him before this
>>28237192I would be severely disappointed if it was.Especially because I didn't want to have this battle in the first place.Fucking Fenrir.
>Run away>Friends are kill>AE: "You guys had him on the ropes. He's just really good at not showing it."
We should try blinding him
>>28237284I really hope not.Especially because we were in a lot better condition against Fenrir, and right now we really are running out of steam.
>>28237238>>28237284That really had disastrous repercussions didn't it?That fucking wolf.
If this turns into another fenrir, i will strangle someone...
I know what we must do.We have to start making a lot of fanart, fast, so we can buy the Hax ability,since we haven't used fatebreaker yet.
>>28237192We would find a way to bring her back. She would likely be easier than plan bro.
>>28237405That is the worst attitude and is why we're in this mess.I hate you.
>>28237435I don't want her to die. And I am not advocating taking risks on the off chance we can bring people back. I am just saying that if she has died, then we may be able to find a way to bring her back. Cause fuck her dying due to our mistakes.
We gotta chew Dom out when we get back
>>28237476Well you should have thought about it when you let the angel reach his full power.
>>28237690Actually, I'm a britfag, so I miss the ends of these threads. Can't blame this on me.
>>28237130AE doesn't normally take this long.I think Jager actually bit it.
You snarl. You don't have enough go juice to take care of big bird here, and honestly speaking, even if you did you would run out soon. You look to the others and nod before forcing your cloak up, your cero energy fading to nothing in order to give you the power for it. You panic for a moment as the thing's eyes look around the area for you, then it lets out a monstrous roar, an inhumanly grave thing which makes your bones rattle as he calls back his blades and you sonido out of the area. You try and find some scrubs, any scrubs, to fill up on. It takes you a while, but you eventually find some more of Nobu- dudes arrancar."Jesus, the hell is that?" The large owl hollow asks, his eyes wide in shock, or because he happens to be an owl, who knows?"No idea, but I'm sure glad it's not me over there. Not big on fire birds since back in 67 when my old firebird slammed me into a wall. Neck hasn't been the same ever since." A malformed hollow adds on, his mouth a pair of mandibles which you realize is his mask."Wait, what?" The owl asks turning to face his companion.However he never gets a chance to know what he was talking about as you drape your arms over the pair of them, your smile fading into view before the rest of you. The effect is immediate. The owl hollows eyes bug out in a manner which is rather gross while the misshapen hollow reacts in the only way it knows how.It slugs you in the face.You hear the sound of smashed cartilage and crushed bone as you stumble back. You press a hand to your face and wince as you feel the now misaligned nose and the trail of blood pour out of it. You flinch as you press your fingers against the broken thing and right it, wiggling it a few times as your regeneration seems to be taking a nap. "Right, note to Risa. Don't sneak up on people when your go juice is not as good as it normally is." You explain to yourself, suddenly aware of how much you depended on your go juice to fuel your abilities.(1/3)
"The fuck Leonard-" The owl hollow starts but doesn't finish as the mutant hollow thing charges you. Who names a hollow Leonard?>65You dodge and duck away from the attacks, your speed being the only thing you can rely on as the beast swings at you. It fires a cero towards you which you manage to avoid before climbing onto his back. You let your slender fingers crawl over it's bulbous chest, then dig your claws in on it's side, slipping your fingers through the rib cage and latching on. The, er, Leonard screams as your tails wrap around and you start the drainUnlike your other abilities, there is no flash of light, no massive explosion or even a glowy thing, just this massive sense of not. Your body is like a suddenly vacuumed jar popping open, or perhaps more like the great vastness of space, dragging out the air from a helpless little ship caught by the uncaring void. You feel his energy flow into you, slow at first but then like a trickle turns into a waterfall it speeds up, washing into you as your great hungering nothing demands satisfaction. The owl decides to run while you drain, the scrubby hollow falling to his knees as your embrace takes what's left from him and leaves him dry. You continue holding onto him as he falls, taking even the breathe from his longs as he starts to break apart into motes of light, each of them scattering to the winds. You flex your arm, but decide it isn't enough as you sonido after the owl. He manages to make it a few blocks before you catch him and pin him down, your fluffy tails holding him in place as you steal his fat soul from him.Damage:LightGojuice:ModerateYou sonido back to the district where you left the giant fire bird, afraid you would lose your way for a moment before you remembered that a giant kingfisher was tending your companions and just following the heat. You pop a Swedish fish, the gummi interior like a glistening pocket of hope and dreams as you land back in the district.(2/3)
What you see needs hope and dreams.Bodies, and pieces of bodies lie strewn about. You see Fuuma, half of his body burning on the ground in one part while the other half burns a few meters away, against a wall while another captain, one you don't know the name of tries to staunch the bleeding of a LT. with only one arm. Dominic seems to be missing his legs as Caede tries desperately to pull him from the conflict, a trail of crimson marking where he was. You see the cadi that your good doctor was riding in seems to be mostly destroyed, flaming ruins which have sunk partially into the ground from the extreme heat. Jager is leaning against a wall bleeding and scorched, but alive.The great bird focuses on one of the nofunigamis and you see a blade of fire fly free and slam into them, taking their arm clean at the shoulder as they try to avoid the creature.Well, what should we do?Run back to Hueco MundoAttack!Leave it to them, they got thisOther, please specify(3/3)
>>28237894>Other, please specifylets all (Risa and pals) just lay low someplace till the apple is ready.The Plan is still salvageable yes?
Rolled 98>>28237894>[X] OtherOur Ceros have cracked the world before, like when we fought not!death, repeat that full power cero of ultimate destiny>Leave it to them, they got thisHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-No
Rolled 77>>28237894>Leave it to them, they got thisThey're fiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeeeee.What matters is Nobuhiko and the apple. Maybe snag Jager if only to protect the 50? she has invested into her.Although I'm starting to think this is going to be BAD END
Rolled 58>>28237935I like that plan. Try to open a portal to heaven or hell by blasting the king fisher! >what could go wrong>>28237894link'd
>>28237894Well, fuck.Has the doctor left the building?[x] Send the survivors to HUEco, throne room, make sure no one hostile kills them.[x] Lead Nobu over to the angel
>>28237935In fact, now i think about it, our ceros have a good track record with giant birds.
Rolled 68>>28237894>Attack!He killed not Hitsugaya, that bastard!
>>28237894[x] Seconding.Oh yeah, Laughing Garganta everyone else out.
>>28237955>>28237983I don't think we can. We never upgraded our garganta to be able to open portals from shinigamiland to hollowland.It can resist jamming attempts, but that doesn't matter if it can't even do the door you want at all.Remember, we had to use Hollow Rider to get here.
>>28237894Try to evac our friends to ghost mexico. If we can. We need to stay ourself to finish off the applefuckers.Maybe we can bait the Captain Commander into attacking kingfisher.
>>28238015Why isn't either he or Nobuhiko already doing something on the matter?
>>28238035Nobuhiko is posing dramatically and mumbling about how everything is proceeding as he has foreseen.Good point with the captain commander though.
>>28237894get the angel to fight with Nobuh....
>>28237991>>28238015Yeah I don't think we have anywhere to run?I'd like some clarification on the matter.
>>28238035Maybe they're killing eachother as we speak.That's the only way I could see this getting worse.
>>28238059Well how about this, the angel seems to hate us specifically right?So we attack it to get its attention, and then we very visibly head to the hill Nobuhiko is standing on, and pretty much force him to take action.
Rolled 3>>28237894>[x] OtherRide/guide the angel into nobuhiko
Nobuhiko is just chilling. The captain commander is currently missing.As for getting back to hueco, there are ways though not through the garganta. You could try and find hollow rider to give everyone a ride assuming you can find him, or you could get nofunigamis to open gates to the real world and then from there go to hue co.
>>28238096Eh, would take too long. Smashing the opponent would be quicker and safer. Probably.Do, this>>28237935
>>28238096Right then, where's the 4th Squad.[X] MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC.
>>28238096Eh let's try luring him towards Nobuhiko first, and maybe suggest the virtues of evacuation with the shinigami.
>>28238123I don't think lasers are gonna work.Not without support.
>>28238096[x] Get 4th Squad to evacuate them, lead him towards Nobu and co.
>>28238169Combine ceros then, into one ungodly blasphemy that hates the very fabric of reality.
at least the rampaging super being isn't in Hueco this time.and Dom started it
>>28238193I suggest trying Nobuhiko out for size, we can still shoot lasers at the angel whilst doing that though.
>>28238194And now he's out of legs, so that kind of sucks to be him.Maybe science types can do stuff to him to fix that.
>incoming AE write up about the friendship super cero and how it does jack shit pic related. Caim is unstoppable, just like true love
>>28238400We can kill him.probably
>>28238096Seconding these: >>28238182>>28238125I think we should get our friends out of the way first and see if 4th squad will help them evacuate. After they're taken care of, then we can see if we can lure the angel to Nobuhiko or somesuch.
>>28238435If we can't kill an angel, then how can we kill Soul King Cthulhu?
>>28238455They seem too dutiful to do something like that.
>>28238460Maybe he's not as strong as an angel?
>>28238460Angels seem to be very specific in when they can or cannot act. Kinda how like the Spectre in DC comics is easily one of the top 5 most powerful entities in existence, but his purview is extremely limited. Not sure how fallen angels would work, though. Perhaps they don't go all-out because they'd attract too much attention from Heaven or other entities that would take offense at a fallen angel running amok.
>>28238565Maybe that's what the bad weather is for?The Heavenly Host is about to lay down a biblical smackdown?
>>28238602That would be hilarious.I will be dissapointed if SS is not a smoking wreck by the end of this.
Pour out a little liquor. The doctor has left the building.You think back on all your fights in the past, your previous encounters with beings which are super strong and you realize that only a cero can stop them! "Wait, why isn't nobuhiko doing something about this? Or, hell, the captain commander?" You ask. Oh, you mean nobuhiko who thinks he needs some magical pillars destroyed or some shit before he tries anything? Or the captain commander who was in the middle of an invasion when this happened? Knitting club, is my guess. Nobuhiko made a knit apple.Considering your options you realize the only person who could maybe get the fire bird's attention is nobuhiko. Maybe. It's a more solid plan then 'Attack the giant fire bird' at any rate. You look up at the massive beast and note the smoke has stopped coming from his eye socket, and is eye seems to have grown back. So they regenerate too, that's cool. You wait until he is distracted by some nofunigami as Jager stumbles away, you note her eyes are cloudy and she seems to be bleeding out of one ear, likely a ruptured ear drum screwing with her sense of balance. You grab a nofunigami, the pirate wench as she looks around for the other half of her captain, her face strewn with mascara stains and her smile thin. "Got to put him back together." She explains to no one in particular. "He is supposed to have two halves. Not just one half, two halves." She mutters and you grab her.Saucy Pirate wench! "Look at the character sheet" You mutter as way of a command. Manami "Manami. Hey! We need to get everyone out of here, like now!" You tell her as she looks blankly at you."I have to put him back together. He didn't have much meat on him. How does he weigh so much now? How come he weighs so much?" She asks and you grit your teeth and try to think happy thoughts, or at least thoughts which won't make you want to murder the girl.>98(1/4)
Out of the shadows of destruction, as if she were taking a light stroll on a sunday afternoon, comes Natsuki. She regards you with a too calm gaze and you notice she doesn't even have a mark on her, as if this chaos and destruction had nothing to do with her. "Hello, Schrodinger." She offers as way of greeting as the large bird screams a pillar of fire from it's beak."Hello." You raise one hand as you continue shaking Manami with the other, multi-tasker you."You are attempting to persuade her to aide you in some way?" She asks, a sweet acrid smell nearly overwhelming your senses as you look at her."Yes, I am trying to get her to coordinate an evacuation. But she isn't listening, her captain died and now she has gone all sorts of crazy." You explain and Natsuki gives a small nod.She touches Manami lightly on the chin and makes her face her. You see Manami about to say something, but Natsuki's eyes flash for a moment before she speaks. Her voice like the most beautiful men and women you ever met singing you a lullaby as they tear off your skin. "Manami. You are the acting captain now. You will coordinate an evacuation to the human world and take the arrancar here with you. Those willing to stay and fight can stay, but try to get the wounded out of here, and the arrancars to go back to Hueco Mundo."Manami furrows her brow in confusion for a few seconds, her eyes darting left and right as if a thought suddenly came to her. She tosses the destroyed body of her captain to the ground before grabbing a nearby shinigami. "The hell are you doing? Get started evacuating! We need to get all the shinigami out of here and the arrancar back in Hueco Mundo!"(2/4)
>>28238627Bastidores is dead?But we haven't gotten him that last Bount yet.Caaaaaaaaaaim.
"But soul society is-" He starts and Manami slugs him."If the shinigami are gone then there will be no soul society left! Move!" She commands and the shinigami nods before running off."We will get the people out of here with the hell butterflies. You think you have a way to take that thing down, then you take it!" Manami commands before flash stepping away.You blink and turn to Natsuki but she is already gone, the sickeningly sweet scent you learned to associate with her already gone.Letting the thought drift away from you for a few moments you look back towards the great phoenix and feel your furious anger well within you! The time for friendship speeches and dynamic moments of heartwarming implied homosexuality are for this moment! You focus on your ceros, letting them flare with light as you focus your go juice on them. The molten area burning around you takes on a violet light as your go juice spills out and envelops the area, washing over the damaged and the dead. You let it flow for just a second before taking it back within you, the highly concentrated go juice forming on your limbs.You fire them off at once, the pure cero energy screaming towards the flaming bird as it rips through the district. It slams into the great beast and you feel a flicker of it's energy......Before it turns it's gaze solely back to you. You managed to distract it from the others, for now at least, and it seems to have just remembered it really, really doesn't like you.(3/4)
>>28238672But he made us the happy drugs....There will be no mercy.
Thinking quikcly you fire some balas towards it while sonidoing away straight towards nobuhiko, the rebel nofunigami at least someone you sort of want dead. You land on top of the hill where nobuhiko stands and somethign feels wrong. You look over the landscape and smack yourself in the head a few times before realizing what it is. The entire hill is covered in an inky residue. You look around and see hollow rider's bike smashed and torn against a tree sputtering helplessly as it tries to fix itself. Hollow rider himself has his limbs locked in the vice like holds of massive mouths jutting up from the darkness. In the far distance you see nobuhiko, surrounded by what look like shadowy figures whispering in his ears things you can't make out.In the center of the inky mass is Sin-Fin. Standing released in her strange transformed state. She looks on sadly as nobuhiko pets a crystal and you see small lances of shadow shoot out of the darkness and into his spine, sliding under his skin and heading towards his head.A fit of coughing to your right forces you to turn and see, laying on the ground and managing to keep the ink mostly at bay, is the captain commanger. Several small spikes broken off in his body while his sword rests at his feet stabbed into the ground. You are about to say something, or about to sneak up on sin-fin and touch her in wildly innappropriate ways, when she turns to face you, her eyes perhaps a shade more sad than normal."Hello, Risa Schrodinger." She offers. Fittingly, the sky crackles and rubles as small streaks of light break through the dark clouds overhead just as she says hello. Damn drama queen.What do you do?Ask the captain commander somethingAsk Sin-Fin somethingAttack!Go for NobuhikoAsk Hollow Rider somethingOther, please specifyAlso 1d100 please. Best of first five(4/4)
>>28238694The mourning son had more than one agent in soul society.
Rolled 81>>28238696>Ask Sin-Fin something"Why."
Rolled 24>>28238696[x]Ask Sin-Fin somethingSo, I take it this is the part where i curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal? Or have i arrived at a bad time?
Rolled 22>>28238696[x]Other, please specifyEat the apple.
>>28238696"Hey! Dom picked a fight with an angel and it is now melting and cutting and burning stuff... Doc died so did some Caps but an evacuation is being organised... I thought that Mr 'I will transcend God' might want to prove his power, But I'll settle for the Horse-woman of the Apocolypse... Assuming you're up for that? If not then maybe I could throw him at it?"
Rolled 50>>28238696In addition to any talking[x]Other, please specifyMonologue, id the apple ripe/ready/awakened/whatever the hell it's meant to be yet?
Rolled 75>>28238696>Ask Sin-Fin something"Why."
>>28238696[X]Ask Sin-Fin something"It was good to know you."Then attack
>>28238696>Other, please specifyget the apple
Rolled 26>>28238696"Just a hollow, he said. Not a concern, he said.""Lucifer, you are a lying ass and god damn you make things interesting.">[x]Attack!
Well this was inevitable. If she is eve, then how did we think she was going to react if she ever found out or suspected we work for lucifer?
>>28238696"So I kinda sorta lured a fallen angel over here. Care to explain this bullshit quickly?"
>>28238836>>28238839>>28238811Do you guys even know what she's doing?I'm pretty sure she's making sure that Nobuhiko reaches his full power.
Rolled 23>>28238696Ask Sin-Fin somethingAsk the captain commander somethingAsk Hollow Rider something"The fuck is this? The fuck are you? The fuck is he? The fuck?"
Trust in mah short-finFaith in mah short-fin
>>28238836>>28238811>>28238787Yeah, Lucifer's plan was to let Nobuhiko do whatever to the apple. Nobuhiko *thinks* that the apple will grant him untold power or whatever, but it will instead act as a key, opening the way to the Soul King.Not sure if anything bad will happen to Nobuhiko during the process, however.
>>28238891"The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are you? The fuck is he? The fuck is these? The fuck are they? The fuck?"Needs more fucks given
>>28238868I'm pretty sure she's making sure that Nobuhiko won't reach his full power.
>>28238923Eh, that's what words are for.And I don't see why we'd waste energy attacking her when she's about to have much bigger concerns.
>>28238696>[x]Other, please specifyMonologue, id the apple ripe/ready/awakened/whatever the hell it's meant to be yet?[x] >>28238781Anything but asking about betrayals and other bad shit.
I seem to recall AE saying a while back that we were probably going to get depowered partially at some point. My bet is that it's the apple that will cause this, if it's going to happen.
>>28239008Will being depowered drive us...Sane?
>>28239018Jaeger! Help me! I've just realised that I've never been to England in my life!
>>28239008Yandere Jaeger takes advantage of our weakened state.Nothing will ever threaten or hurt us again.
"Why?" You offer simply looking at sin-fin."Why what?" She asks softly while inclining her head."This whole sudden, yet inevitable betrayal?" You prompt.She glances around the hill, her dark eyes scanning for something. After a few moment in which her dress licks your toes in a way which you are not totally uncomfortable with she replies. "I do not understand." She explains as several more small needles of black ink shoot into Nobuhiko's back, his eyes getting a dewy, stupid look."That! That right there. You keep shooting evil dress things into him and you have weird shadow people whispering into his ears and- and-" You stammer before looking around. Finding nothing to be enraged about you continue "You licked my toes!" Ask her to do it again."You never said don't do that... to him." She mutters, her dour expression continuing, but her voice not quite as cold as it was before."Yes I did!" No, we didn't. "Oh. Well, then what are you doing?" You ask and she glances up as the lights before more and more, like a cracked roof about to break through."He was not inclined to listen to... me when I asked him to do... something. I am being persuasive." She explains before glancing over your shoulder. "That is a very big bird.""Yeah, some things sort of happened. It was a whole deal. So why did you attack these folks then?" You ask and Sin-Fin nods."They got in my way.""Well, that is certain a reason." You explain before you hear something high pitched and loud in your brain.Sin-Fin seems to grow sad as the pain fires through you and you see several needles of black ink shoot into Nobuhiko, these less delicate and seemingly thrust with more emotion.(1/2)
>>28239056This pleases me more than you can comprehend with your mortal mind
>>28239056>>28239028>>28239093Or the fact that we actually always watched out for Jaeger means she'll do the same for us, especially when some parties call for our head for letting all this shit happen in our powerful and mad existence before we became less powerful and less insane....will we be upset by our own actions when we become sane...gaining back some of our human identity/memory beyond our Brazillian kickstastic martial arts?Oh their god, what will our students think?
As the sound fades you hear Nobuhiko start to laugh, a white froth forming at the corner of his mouth. Sin-Fin Blinks slowly before glancing back at him, his eyes wide. "Ah. He broke." She says simply as her spikes pull out of him. You think you see flecks of grey or pink on the tips of her needles as she slides them out from under his skin, where ever she put them, and then pull them back into herself.Nobuhiko falls to his knees laughing, his eyes filled with a mad light as you point at him and glare at sin-fin. She glances at you, then to nobuhiko, then back to you again before looking down at her feet and you think you see her shift subtly for a few seconds. You continue pointing at Nobuhiko's laughing and convulsing form as Sin-Fin looks back up at you and nods. "Oops." She offers."Course, now what are we going to do you-" You start but nobuhiko stabs the crystal into his chest, a massive light flooding the area as at assimilates into him.Oh, hey. He stabbed it into himself. Cool! Uh, hold on. Press slot B into svorkisgard 9? The fuck is a- God damn Ikea. Looks like we have to let it cook a little bit in him, that's cool. Hey, see if Sin-Fin is doing anything after this. Also ask her how many tongues she can make. I need to know for reasons.You glance back at Caim and see he has shifting to his wings back to their original place. He is having a hard time getting to you, seemingly forcing himself to avoid the beams of light as they rain down on soul society giving you a little time yet.You could get some allies here, or you could just run away.Talk to sin-fin about somethingAsk the captain commander somethingAsk Hollow Ridah for help or something elsePoke Nobuhiko with a stick.RunOther, please specify(2/2)
>>28239158"I owe you an apology Sin-Fin. You are truly a credit to the team."
Rolled 69>>28239158>[x]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.Best option of the quest
>>28239158[x]Talk to sin-fin about somethingSo what did you want him to do for you? And i really should have had more conversations with you, you seem to know quite a bit about whats going on>[x]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.Something to pass the time
>>28239158"So... would bad things happen to that fallen angel over there if he happened to be hit by one of those beams of lights?"
>>28239158>[x]Talk to sin-fin about something"If I had a sex drive, we wouldn't be able to walk tomorrow. oh and any ideas on that fire bird gigante over yonder? Can he get so mad he can die from it? cuz that's the best I can do to it."[x]Poke Nobuhiko with a stick.can't pass this up
>>28239247secondingdouble seconding the stick poking
>>28239261>If I had a sex drive, we wouldn't be able to walk tomorrow.Yeah that... just about covers it.
>>28239261I don't know, I think >>28239253 might have some value to it?
>>28239158[x] Ask the Cap how to calm down the bird.
>>28239282Risa and Sin Fin becoming masses of swirling darkness and chaos intertwined in ways that would drive mere mortals to the brink of insanity.I'm sickened...but curious
>>28239335Why would the Captain Commander know about angels?
>>28239158"So... What's his deal?"we never got Hollow Riders backstory....
>>28239358He's probably not going to die here, there will be time for that later.
>>28239357Highest man on the food chain in all of SS. He should have some knowledge of what's happening.
>>28239380Sin-Fin will probably have a different version than the story he will tell us... one which is guaranteed to have Risa like a small child watching Kamen Rider....
Lets ask them what they think about Soul King
>>28239439I really don't think this is the appropriate time?
regardless of what happens from here on out.RIP Bastidores Furiosusour science and rap brother from another mother
>>28239510I bet 10 souls that he has a clone of himself growing in a tank back in Las Noches with some tech to provide him an active memory link.Or he has something settup like the Ocho Espada did in Canon.
"Sin-Fin, if I had a sex drive neither of us would be able to walk tomorrow." You smile as the form of nobuhiko starts to crack, the power destroying him as it cooks.Quesufre Sin-Fin blinks as you feel your mind twist slightly and you point at her. "I would ruin us both." You explain dramatically narrowing your eyes, but sin-fin just blinks once more. "Ruin." You add on just for effect."So," You start idly picking up a stick, deciding that stick was not a particularly good poking stick, then get another one which seems much nicer. You give the ground around the black ink that is sin-fin's power a few test pokes and decide that this stick shall be it, the stick of legend. You then sonido over to the partially lobotomized body of Nobuhiko. "What did you want him to do for you? I get the feeling we should have had more conversations. You seem to know a lot of what's going on.""We do... talk sometimes." She explains before tapping her head with her finger. Aw, she made you her imaginary friend so she could talk to you more, that is adorable in ways I am not particularly comfortable exploring.You reach out with the stick and poke a particularly robust fat roll on the middle aged rebel and giggle as it reverberates through his girth. You see the waves within and without, all swirling together in a massive wave of fat joy. It's hypnotic."So, that giant fuck you bird, know a way to put it down? Why is it avoiding the light cracks?" You ask and making Sin-Fin glace towards the bird."If the light touches... it will be seen." She not really explains."Hrm." You nod sagely as you poke him right in the man boob, his lewd hairy flesh making a rough sound as your stick gets a good poke in. "Right on the nipple." You note. You clear your throat and look back to the captain commander. "What about you, any idea on how to kill angels?" You ask. "Or does my friend here have to feed her dress?"(1/2)
"...Friend?" She asks confused, sad, and terrified all at the same time before glancing back at a shadow as it whispers to her."What are you talking about? Soul society is the only-" He starts and Sin-Fin's head snaps to face him.She moves faster than you though she could, striding over the inky blackness in a graceful sort of way which somehow almost reminds you of a spider in it's elegance. She stares down at him as her eyes start to shine. "Lies. I smell... lies. She said friends. Do not lie to... friends." She mutters as she starts to draw a circle in the air with her finger tip, her cero energy trailing where she marks.The captain commander is silent before spitting. "If this goes on then the soul king will get involved, and that would be bad. You need to get him out of here now. Let him get smacked down elsewhere." He commands."Here better than home" Sin-fin explains, not wanting to take the fallen angel out for some reason.Looks like the angel will be here soon. What's the plan?Run with Nobuhiko.Stay and fightLeave them to deal with it, you will be back for the apple laterOther, please specify(2/2)
>>28239527Yes....Yes....or that was a clone
Can we do Gran Ray Cero ?
>>28239561I will admit, I was wrong. It's sin Fin that's apparently Yandere.
>>28239561[trololol] Fire a cero into the sky and let the clouds part so that the bird gets seen.It's perfectly obvious that we need to summon the king right here, right now.
>>28239561Need to wait for the apple to cook. [x] OtherFENRIR YOU BASTARD, HAVE A FRIEND.
>>28239578Yes, but pandora is stronger.
>>28239561Ok, guys. Are we continuing keikaku Lucifer?Are we grabbing Nobuhiko and running?Killing Caim?Forcing him into the light so that MORE ANGELS show up to smack his shit and tear SS apart?I don't even know what our goal is right now, much less how to go about doing any of the things I think we might be trying to do.
>>28239561Weapons grade Cero the sky so more light comes down and exposes him?
>>28239561Eat the Captain Commander. He's useless now.I think we should try to make things go as fuckstack crazy as possible. Either make Caim get the light shined on him by luring him into it or by blowing holes in the sky over him.
>>28239655Continue keikaku and stall for time, I believe.>>28239662Do you want to summon more angels or the Soul King?
>>28239655Throw caim into fenrirs prison, fuck then both. This is what your plans get Loki! Wait for Apple to cook. Eat apple.
>>28239677>Eat the Captain Commander. He's useless now.May as well.
>>28239688Seconding this...How do we throw Caim into Fenrir's prison?
Going with attacking the sky
okay how about1 wait for apple to finish2 murder the clouds so soul king can kill Caim3 GTFO with the crew4 watch Police Squad with scrubs
>>28239706Garganta isn't powerful enough to do that yet.
>>28239707Sweet Jesus no!
>>28239678Don't we want to kill the Soul King?Like isn't that the goal of all this?
>>28239707I have no idea if this is something we want to do or not, but I'm fairly sure it will make things happen.
>>28239706Tell the captain commander or sinfin we have a prison in mind and tell them the location, get them to open it. The worst that happens is that fenrir gets loose in soul society. Which would be hilarious.
>>28239751Hell no.I know damn well what we need to do to solve our Fenrir problem once and for all, and now is not the time.We just need 5 more SP and Hollow Rider.
>>28239743How's our go juice looking?Do you think that angels/Soul King might just slaughter Nobu before the pie finishes?We need to stick to the plan.
>>28239751Cap commander "What could be worse than a giant monster destroying the Soul society?"Risa "That's easy! Two giant monsters!"
>>28239771Are you telling me that you don't want to watch a caim fenrir death match?
>>28239780We could have popcornSoul Popcorn
>>28239780I'd rather kill Fenrir ourselves and feed him to Jager.
>>28239780This is 5000x more stupid than letting Caim go full angel in the first place
>>28239784Captain commander on tap?
>>28239802Hm, there might be a reason Sin-Fin hasn't killed him yet?
>>28239800Do you even unmitigated chaos?
>>28239813Chaos kills Bastidores maybe.Killed his car and his bitches at least.Now who will science?
>>28239823no onethat's who
>>28239823The ghost of Christmas rap?
>>28239792We can feed her the remains of Caim and Fenrir?...we are an aggressive feeder...trying to plump Jaeger up with Go Juice until she's unhealthily full with Reitsu she can't really use.Remember what she said about Cain.We feed her this feast, she might pop.You don't try to stuff of fatten up a muscle girl to make her more powerful, she isn't sumo.You get her some weights and a high protein diet and get her to lift to work on her gains.
>>28239802We get Jaeger to make a hollowed spike, and use it to drink spirit energy our of him like a big gulp.Also, don't we have to worry about the other cat girl who thinks we're tasty back in Heuco Mundo?
>>28239873...She currently has 50 ???, we needed 100 sp points to get our second form.It stands to reason that she needs about the same.Stop saying things.
You summon your cero energy as the bird flies towards you. You can hear the rage the beast has for you, how much hate and fury it has built up from this game of cat and mouse. That's why as it sees a chance to charge you with none of the light in the way it takes it. You wait, and wait, and wait till you get the perfect shot. Then you fire your weapons grade ceros at the sky, kicking them off. They soar into the clouds above and then explode, sending the clouds sprawling away and weakening the wall between dimensions. Enough for a crack to form and land right on Caim. It lets out a screech of indignation, but that's all it can do before the sky cracks.You look up as the broken shards of reality fall through and see the single most beautiful thing you have ever seen. A whole host, spanning into infinity singing the most pure, beautiful sound you have every heard. You see Lion headed giants, great circles made of wings, a woman holding a scale, the eyes of the most loving mother you have ever seen gazing happily upon you, and behind it all, behind everything the single most grand thing you have ever encountered. You feel it, them, we, us pressing on your mind, forcing you to accept what it is that is not be will if in was He she I hisssssssssssssssssssssssssThe sound of static rings into your mind but you don't even notice it as you fall to your knees, nothing before the circles which look down on everything. You don't notice Sin-Fin Wrapping her arms around you and shaking you, trying to break you out of your reprieve. How could you have known? How could you have possibly never known that it was just so beautiful. You are unsure when you started crying, but you are pretty sure it is the only proper response as a whole stream of the monstrous things, the impossibly perfect and beautiful beings with burning swords, gleaming armor, and perfectly divine movements of creatures you could never hope to grasp.(1/3)
You are vaguely aware of Caim screaming in hate as it swings his blades, the broken shell of what was once also so perfect now turned into something impure to try to become more. How could it? How could it not see that even if it would gain more power from feeding on sin, it could never become as beautiful as it once was. You are openly sobbing now, but it doesn't matter. Sin-Fin is saying something but she doesn't matter. She lost her chance. She deserved it. You see one of the perfect beings stand in front of you, it's massive blade raised ready to strike. Sin-Fin does something. The field goes black, you see a false parody of the being throw the creature off and speak something in a language you know everyone once knew.Why is it so- "-hear me?" You hear Sin-Fin speak to you again, her voice tired, hoarse, and displaying more emotion than you thought she could."We-" Why would anyone deny it? "-the angels-" If only they could know. "-Please, don't leave me alone again-" She deserves to be alone. Anyone who would say no to"Cheesebahgah" She states excitedly and you dimly turn to her furrowing your brows. That's important. Really important but why can't we- We? Who are we? Just them and-She looks you in the eyes, like a doctor might then nods. "If you would like, you may touch my posterior" She explains, her voice- Your mind snaps, madness once more finding root within you.(2/3)
Your nose bleeds rivers as you blink. You rub at your face and find blood, snot, tears, and countless other less savory bodily functions. You see Sin-Fin seems to be back in her normal form, unreleased, with a sword wrapped in black strips of ribbon. You shake your head and consider glancing back up, you hear the trumpets so pure, but Sin-Fin holds onto your face and makes you look at her. "Do not look at it. Do not listen to it." She commands and you glance back.You see points of impossibly pure light, and the corpse of the great bird. You blink uncertain as to what happened, spots partially filling your vision. "What, are we safe?" You ask."No, the pressure weakened due to your instability as well as the soul king waking. his gaze is turning to soul society, and it acts as a counter to the host's own influence." She explains looking at Nobuhiko and frowning deeply. "We must go." She states."Wait, the apple. Monologue is it done?" You ask. I don't know. Maybe. Need sleep. Can't. The static comes back and you realize you know the words, but are uncertain as to if it is ready.?Follow sin-fin out. Shit is too hot.Say the words, pull the appleTell her to wait. Wait for as long as you can then pull the appleOther, please specify(3/3)
>>28240100wait as long as we can then pull the applethen again, I'd rather have something undercooked than burnt, but I'm not worried about disease...definitely don't leave without it
>>28240100"Should we drag chuckles here along with us?"
>>28240100[x]Tell her to wait. Wait for as long as you can then pull the appleevery second we can milk
>>28240100I'd say she's earned our trust and then some, if we can't take Nobuhiko with us, then say the words right before we leave.
>>28240100>Take Nobu and the Captain Commander with us.
>>28240135>>28240123I don't know, if she talks I'm pretty sure it's a good idea that we listen.
>>28240147Let's just eat him now.While he was a pretty cool dude, he's way too hardcore traditional to side with us.Maybe apologize and say we actually thought he was pretty neat before we do it.
>>28240100[x]Other, please specifyEat Giant Bird corpse
>>28240100Grab captain commander, pull the apple, and abandon SS. Listen to Sin-fin, she seems to be actively trying to keep us alive after all.
>>28240174oh, I like thisLet's jack the apple now and spend our extra time eating himignore>>28240123
>>28240174I agree. Bring Nobu, eat CC.
>>28240191Is Hollow Rider our ride out?
>>28240196Well ask if we can bring Nobuhiko first.>>28240178While that would be delicious I really don't think there's time for that.
No one wanted to eat our temporarl duplicate cat girl who wants us dead, now everyone wants to eat the CC who is still useful in the face of all this madness?eh, can't complain. We are insane
>>28240203Shit! Grab hollow rider! Fuck the cc. Eat the apple, abandon ship.
>>28240219I wanted to eat her, but then we killed Death Faggot and she became the new expository character THAT WE NEVER TALKED TO AGAIN TO OBTAIN EXPOSITION.
>>28240219Did we actually establish that she was our time clone?
>>28240219Wait how is he still useful?The only reason I want to eat him is because I didn't see how he would be.Like I'm pretty sure he's not going to betray the Soul King.
>>28240236Well, she did escape the capture lineup...somehow...rapesloth maybe?>>28240250We only suspect. We know we have one, she cut up Quincy Mom instead of using permanent marker on her face.
>>28240252Or perhaps it's more a case that he knows the truth and so fights to keep the soul King contained and sated. Lest he turn his hungry gaze upon the world.
>>28240100Eat apple, take everyone with us. Thank sin-fin
>>28240275Well I guess we could just quickly ask him what his position on the Soul King is, and he lives or dies based on that answer.
This whole thing makes me question stuff.Soul King is still on the Shit List. His afterlife is awful and he's a dbag.But what about Lucifer? We know he's a lying prick and we just went with his keikaku because lelkillsoulkingandbreakshit.Is Lucifer on the Shit List now as well?
>>28240308This wasn't part of his plan, Fuego just was enough of a shithead to ruin everything.
>>28240308He's on mine if nothing else. Tbh, I think he expects betrayal, he is just milking us for all we are worth before we finally snap.
>>28240308I'd be somewhat shocked if he even knew the host of heaven was going to show up when we left.But then Great Me picked a fight with an angel and I guess it all went straight to hell. No more keikaku.
>>28240390>picked a fight with an angel and I guess it all went straight to hellgee, I wonder why
>>28240325I know it wasn't part of the plan, but that doesn't stop this situation from being complete assballs.
"Can't we take him with us?" You ask wobbling unsteadily and then throwing an arm over Sin-Fin, using her to prop you up."I do not believe I can secure transport with it in him, no." She answers holding you up despite just being a short-fin."Why did you call me short-fin?" She asks."Monologue is sleeping after getting brain fucked by god. Looks like I am in charge of narration for now." You explain while frowning.You need that apple, no matter what happens if you leave here without it you will have just caused chaos for chaos' sake and, actually that sounds terribly fun. You nod in agreement at that idea and momentarily think about going to make a go for the giant bird corpse, because think of the power-"It is currently surrounded by several angels finishing the purification process further in the district. We are not going there." Sin-Fin explains.You glance back towards where the captain commander was but find him missing, likely to have escaped when Sin-Fin cut her power which was holding him. You see Hollow Rider laying on the ground, breathing heavily as he takes a knee and uses his fist as a support. You look towards Nobuhiko and sigh. "Look, I can't just leave him. We need the apple or else people will have died for nothing or something. No idea why that matters, but it probably does.""I see." She answers and continues to hold onto you and keep you upright as you watch Nobhiko twitch and turn.(1/4?)
You wait, the second ticking into minutes. You take several deep breathes as you try to steady yourself and are about to comment about how the soul king doesn't seem to be coming when you feel the shift in the air. The formerly pure choir which was singing gets swallowed up by the sound of flesh and sickness. You look into the sky and see a massive eye form and stare down at you, at every you. Massive fleshy tendrils the color of fear and pleasure crawl over the surface of the sky as a great mouth, filled with razor like teeth the color of a dolphin's dreams when they turn into nightmares opens wide. A sickening miasma falls over the soul society and you can feel the angels turn their attentions towards the great flesh like being of dark matter awakening and turning it's waking dreams to here.You wait till it's close. You wait till you can feel the choir singing again as a great being forces its way through the madness. You wait till Sin-Fin starts looking scared. Then you say the magic words.You feel your brain burn as the knowledge of those words are burned from your memory, destroying the very idea of those things existing. The apple flies from the body towards you, and you catch it. Then the pain starts. Your bodies go juice spews out to compensate for the energy you used, while your flesh explodes into ribbons of sinew and bone which hastily stitches itself back together. You feel your brain melt as your eyes bleed your life stuff onto your shirt, ruining another perfectly good T I might add, then you slump forward into darkness.Damage:CriticalGo juice:NoneYour eyes flutter open as you are dragged through a forest, several flowers at your feet. Sin-Fin is muttering "She promised. She lied. She promised. She died. She died. She said she wouldn't when we were not talking. Don't want to be alone. Don't want to be alone." She continues and she may be crying. Or maybe you are crying. Honestly you have no idea anymore, but some one is crying.(2/4?)
Sin-Fin tries to force something open but she can't. She doesn't have enough power anymore. Instead she falls to her knees in the field and looks around emptily. You are vaguely aware of her placing your head on her lap and stroking your head as the massive monster of dark matter, the impossible gravitational being which both is and isn't grows and the angels bring more of the fight to the beast. They are getting closer now. So close.You hear her talk about things. Secret things you can't remember. Special things she held onto when the worst of the worst was happening. She speaks and you listen, only partially there, your body creating a small puddle of scarlet in the field of wildflowers. She finally runs out of things to say as the angels get closer and she covers your head with her body, shielding you from looking at the too perfect things. She starts to sing and you close your eyes.The next few things happen fast. Sin-Fin shoots up. A woman screams for her to follow. Sin-Fin drags you into a soul reaper gate. A woman with a spear throws a strange gem at the approaching light. You arrive in the human world and fall into a garganta, the strange energies of the in between place tickling your open wounds as you look down and think you see hell laughing at you. Eat a dick, cock meat. No, wait, you yelled that at some point, you just can't remember at who, what, when, or why but they probably deserved it. The first sunrise over a dead world. A disgustingly perfect voice trying to be the grand thing. Blackness. An insinuation of their mother's impropriety.You open your eyes. The tingle of ambient go juice in hueco mundo filling your with enough power to start your systems back up, if just barely. You are in a room filled with nice things, probably one of Jager's then, and you are wrapped head to toe in bandages, soaked through with crimson. You blink as you look around and, by the clock on the wall, you have no idea what day it is.(3/4?)
>>28240514>"How I Ruined Everything Forever">An autobiography by Risa Schrodinger
"Good to have you back." You note as you throw off the blankets, then press a hand to your side as a shooting pain lances through you. Not 100%, but here we are.You are in Los Noches. You seem to be alone, and you seem to still be Risa Schrodinger. You can not smell anyone, but you think it's because all your hollowness is focused on getting you better right now. You do not have the apple.What do you want to do?Wander to Sin-Fin's TowerFind LuciferGo to the throne roomCheck on the labFind the scrubsCaede and Fuego?Other, please specify(4/4)
>>28240581Hey, it wasn't completely on us this time.
>>28240583>Wander to sin fins tower. After all that, I think she gets first visit.
>>28240583While I would really like to thank Sin-Fin, I don't think we're up for reaching her tower right now.Maybe go to the base of a stairwell and kind of carve a note into one of the floors or walls?
>>28240583Jaeger, then Sin-Fin, then Lucy
>>28240583>Go to the throne room.>How do we feel?
>>28240589We are the root of the issue. Sure, this particular fuckup was caused by Dominic, but we sort of didn't even try to stop it.
>>28240583>Go to the throne roomlook for Jager bombs>Check on the labit was a clone that died, not dear sweet bastidores. he'll be right there, rhyming about hollow bitches with fatt butts and copious amounts of currency........right?wanna talk to them all really
>>28240583Find something we can drain then find Lucifer
>>28240621We never caught that fifth Bount.
>>28240583>JaegerThen>Sin-FinWe really need to get her some more shortbread.
>>28240583[x] Sin-Fin.We should talk more.
>>28240583[x] "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - actually that was kinda cool."And then fall over. See if anyone comes in. If Sin-Fin comes in "I didn't die. I didn't lie."If it's Jager, "I think this tops that time the shinigami blamed you for my shit back in the 80s"
>>28240620Well honestly how are we supposed to talk down something that was thousands of years old and never human?
>>28240666>back in the 80sfuck we're old
>>28240666I like the two comments at the end. In fact, these should be our entrances regardless.
>>28240690We were reminded of that by Monologue last thread...we gotta be in our 40's now...if we were still alive.I wonder if anyone we knew when we were still alive have become respectable adults...with looming pensions, vacation time, suits, and families.We should fuck with them.
>>28240583lab maybe the pointy things for the kids go
Is OP still here?
>>28240882he's just loading up his IV with more Vodkahe'll be back
>>28240882He is probably writing a long 4 parter with heavy scenery porn of our injured march to the throne room and the scene we find therein.It will no doubt be Jeager bombs angrily defending us to those in her court who think we fucked up big and now that the grinning madness is weak, now is the time to strike before she starts fucking more shit up.Then she spears whoever said that through the face.
>>28240910that last part sounds a tad lewd
Woah, that shit got crazy real fast.
>>28240960Its the everything burns ending we always wanted...and now we have to deal with the consequences.
>>28240910more likely he finished his drink and had to go make another and got distracted
Jager first. Of course you think that finding and talking to sin-fin about the emotional heart to heart you had, and perhaps even blossoming of romance? "No, I don't think that's a thing which has happened even a little." Oh come on! She said we could touch her posterior! She said cheesbahgah! That means we are married by my people. "Who the hell are your people?" You ask limping towards the door. The Irish. "Bloody figures." You grumble as you make your way out of the room.Damage: ExtremeGo juice: Under repair"That's an odd status screen to get." You note. Stop breaking the fourth wall, that's my stomping ground.You shrug as you wobble and teeter through the castle. The construction still isn't finished. Patches of rubble and slain stairs mar your path, and you realize for a moment how impossibly inconvenient everything is without being able to just jump over everything or sonido to where you want to go, or, like, laser sled. Yeah, laser sleds are cool.You eventually make your way into the throne room and push open the door, straining and sweating as your body screams in protest. The door doesn't move so you instead walk through one of the countless holes in the wall and step in. You see Jager, sitting on a mostly broken throne she shoots her head up when you step in and you give her a lazy wave. "Yo, jager-bombs. Guess this tops that time back in the 80s when you got blamed for all my shit." You say. Fuck we are getting old.Jager leaps out of her chair and rushes towards you. You notice she seems to space her feet a bit wider than normal and wobbles a bit as if her sense of balance is off, but she leans down and picks you up and puts you in a giant hug so her face is in your chest. "Stupid. Thought you dead. Stupid Risa. We didn't hear anything then you just come back ripped to pieces. Stupid Risa." You feel a growing warm spot on your bandages as she mutters and you bend your elbow to pat her arm.(1/2)
>>28240910I don't really think anyone can directly blame this on us, since we didn't really do much but stand around to make this happen.
"Well, there there. I don't seem to be healing too well so, guh I'm dieing." You state before going limp. "Guh, I died."Jager doesn't seem to listen as she falls to the ground, still holding onto you. You are momentarily reminded of a big dog who still thinks they are a puppy when they want to be carried. Eventually the warmth on your chest stops growing and Jager gets up. She leans back and wipes at her face before sitting back a foot or so away from where you lay. "Oh, sorry." She mutters scratching her head."It's fine. Mummy Risa is a forgiving sort. So what happened, how long was I out?" You ask and Jager blinks."About a week?" She offers and you are suitably surprised."A week? What happened? Is the world broken?" You ask nearly getting up, then thinking better of it. Christ that girl's got some muscle."No, the moon came back though. Sin-Fin's been acting odd, trying to help out in her own way around the palace but I don't think she really gets how that is supposed to work so she ends up making a bigger mess most of the time. The shinigami have been visiting a few times, seems they can get here now, and they are all hold up in the human world. Looks like they can't get back to soul society for some reason.Probably the angels. Or Lucifer. Or hell, god maybe? Could be anything. You nod in understanding as the cat clock ticks on the wall, counting down the moments till you die, you old biddy."So, what happened after we got thrown out of soul society?" Jager asks.Should we lie? I think we should lie. No matter how ample her bosom, they are not ready for our secrets. "You are on one today, aren't you?" I have a whole week of lewd thoughts to make up for. Some of us work for a living.Tell her everythingLieAvoid the questionOther, please specify(2/2)
>>28240996>[x]Tell her everythingif we can't trust Jager, we can't trust anybody.
>>28240996Tell her everything. It's been a long time coming.
>>28240996tell her everything, eventually, if we let it all out right now it will be mostly a "why the fuck didn't you tell us this before hand" reactionSay what we need to
>>28240996"Well you know that giant angry bird thing? The rest of its... race I guess? Found it and were very unhappy to see it. Turns out that thing wasn't very high on the totem pole, which should tell you about how strong the other things were.And as a response to them showing up and voicing their displeasure, the Soul King showed up to tell them to get off his lawn. Only he's not some douchey guy with a robe and crown, more a gargantuan betentacled abomination.Also I think Nobuhiko is dead or something?"
>>28241071I now will see this soul king as a racist old southern man
>>28241024>>28241035>>28241038Eh, we can tell her most of what happened, like a bunch of angels showed up to kill Caim, and that made the Soul King himself show up to chase them off, also something with Nobuhiko?With the Lucifer stuff, I want to check if he ever gave us a reason to keep him a secret, or if we just assumed we were supposed to.
>>28240996>Tell her everything."I made it all burn...and I didn't have to do anything. It just happened...and then the angels came...in that moment it was everything I ever wanted...and it wasn't...it wasn't funny. It wasn't funny, Jaeger...well...Nobuhiko dying was funny. I poked him with a stick...he jiggled...but everything else....it wasn't funny anymore"
>>28241038Maybe we should just say something like "You know how I'm dangerously impulsive and have a short attention span? Would it honestly surprise you if it turned out someone was giving me pointers so I don't just dick around aimlessly? Or at least spend some time not dicking around aimlessly?
>>28240996"To cut a long story short, The Worlds are Fucked, and Dominic started a fight with a 'Fallen Angel'... then It went berserk and turned into the fire-bird, which made the Christian God send his 'Heavenly Host' down to 'Maim, Kill, Burn' all the heretics... Then I used some kind of Dark Magic to retrieve the Apple of Eden from the broken Nobuh... then it shredded me to pieces like the wrapping paper on a small child's present at Christmas..."
>>28241111I quite like this.
>>28241111"Do you remember, Jaeger, it was in this room...right here...I promised I would make it all burn. You asked why not kill me right now and I laughed...oh how I laughed...I think I left a hot plate on back at the shrine on earth...I never even used it to cook...why would I leave it on....remember when we killed the old king....I made good on that promise....I made good"
>>28241111>>28241147These two have my vote
>>28241147>>28241137>>28241111not how you use ellipses"I made it all burn," you say, "and I didn't have to do anything. It just happened," you look away for a moment, "and then the angels came," you look back at her. "In that moment it was everything I ever wanted, and it wasn't. It wasn't funny." You shake your head. "It wasn't funny Jaeger.""Well, Nobuhiko dying was funny. I poked him with a stick and he jiggled, but everything else, it wasn't funny anymore."
Also, when we go and find Sin-fin, have Jaeger help us, as the stairs of her tower will probably finish us off
>>28240996"I went too far, and then I screwed up the punchline."
>>28241111>>28241147That is way too fucking dramatic.The only thing that burned is one pocket dimension.Soul King probably isn't dead and by the time we come back, the whole place will be fixed up.Melodrama doesn't suit us ever.EVER.
>>28241209we could get 42 to get her for us
>>28241111Fucking fuck no.This is the worst shit I've ever read.And I don't know, the angels vs Soul King looked metal as fuck.
>>28241225its only dramatic if we aren't smiling through the whole thing
>>28241216We didn't fucking do anything.We just didn't assume that Fuego had what it takes to make an angel completely flip his shit.Why would we be so gloomy?
So... I kind of accidently the whole thing, if you didn't notice. I pissed off a bunch of spooky ghosts and doped up on apple flavored go juice while that whole thing kind of happened, but we're all in one or more pieces so it's all good. Same as always really.
>>28241132 >>28241137These two
>>28241279We did screw up the punchline though.Host of heaven appearing and ruining the keikaku and all.
>>28241370We have no idea what the keikaku was.I mean I really have no idea how he expected us to kill the Soul King.
I'd like to say that the latter half of this thread has been pretty strong. Bravo, Azure. You still got it. Or it was only very briefly lost. Or something.Kudos.
>>28241132 This is the closest an explanation we should give as to Lucifer, at least for right now, and >>28241071 covers mostly everything else?
>>28240996"I ATE THE APPLE, JAGER. I ATE IT ALL UP."
"Dominic fought Caim, and then Caim went angel mode. Then he sort of kicked everyone's ass, so I lured it away towards nobuhiko. Nobuhiko sort of, er, broke. Then I poked him in the nipple with a stick; he jiggled." You laugh at the memory."Yeah, I remember the angel part. That's when we started getting out of soul society. I tried to stay back and help you but some one hit me and threw me into the portal." Jager growls, pissed she got dragged away from helping you even if she was half dead at the time. "Swear if I find out whoever pulled me away from you I'll nail them to the castle wall still alive and drain them slowly."Jagerdere, moe kawaii onii-chan. You punch yourself in the temple, hard. You fall over and shake your head. "That was a warning monologue. Swear to god who we learned is a thing." You start as if just remembering something. "Yeah, god's a thing. See, Caim was a fallen angel, and the regular angels were pretty pissed he was mucking about so they sort of fell and kicked the shit out of him till he died from it. Then the soul king showed up and was all 'Get off my lawn, fuckin pakis.' and I was all 'Oi, you racist cunt. Mind yer mouth. You kiss yer mum wif that mouth? Cuz I would. I did. I boned yer mum and yer da over the kitchen table.' Course the king was actually a giant quantum dark matter flesh monster. Anyway, nobuhiko died at some point probably, then the angels started charging the soul king. Fucking hell if I know what happened after that, but Sin-Fin pulled me out.""And, what happened exactly? I tried asking Sin-Fin but I-" She starts but you interrupt.(1/2)
>>28241497>She starts but you interrupt.>(1/2)monologue you cheeky cuntInterrupting Jaeger with the character limit
>>28241497>Angels are Pakis
>>28241564so we need to ally with the CIA and India... Pakistan's molecular opposites
"Panicked and put adorably silly hats on her?""No, just find it hard dealing with her." She answers a small smile on her face."Well, I can't remember too much. I was sort of only halfway there. I think I may have cussed out hell on the way here." You continue.Jager stares at you hard for a few moments and then sighs happily. "Well, alright then. You just rest up. Did you not like the room we had you in? You can use mine if you want. Oh, and I made sure your kids went to school though that blonde girl kept staring at me. No idea why.""Well, you know those kids." You shrug and Jager nods."Say, can I ask you something?" You nod and Jager continues. "What were you doing there anyway? I mean, what was the point of all that?""Oh, ha, funny story. You know how I have a terribly short attention span? Well, would it surprise you to know that I have had someone sort of giving me points on how to much about properly? Really, it has been a big help so as to not spend twenty days just touching randomly colored lights." You nod happily and Jager furrows her brow."Oh, so you are working with someone else? Okay, who?" She prompts making you shrug."Lucifer Morningstar. The Adversary. The Old Serpent." You answer and Jager's mouth goes wide."The devil? You are working for- the devil isn't real Risa. I mean, he shouldn't be real but; oh god." She pauses. "Has he hurt you? Did he do anything to you? Risa, he is the devil!" She explains Should we keep this conversation up?"He isn't that bad a guy""I plan on killing him before he kills me."Tell her something elseThenAsk Jager to take you to see Sin-Fin. Fucking stairsGo see someone elseOther, please specify(2/2)
>>28241589>"He isn't that bad a guy"But if he is a cunt, then: >"I plan on killing him before he kills me."
>>28241589"Nahhh. He made some statues cry blood once but other than that we kinda just talk about stuff and watch the gillian be tall. He's pretty swell being for the prince of darkness."
>>28241589>[x]Tell her something elsekinda still feeling him out atm tbqh>[x]Ask Jager to take you to see Sin-Fin. Fucking stairstime she learns how to talk to Ol' Sinny Fin Fin
>>28241589>Tell her something elseNah that was LokiAnd>Ask Jager to take you to see Sin-Fin. Fucking stairs
>>28241589>Other, please specify"Oh no he didn't do anything to me. Just pointed at some cool things and said to go break them or trick them or stuff. Loki's the dickass. Did surgery to my brainparts like a sneaky alien."dramatic pause"UFOs, Jager. Xhe probed me. I don't know how pronounce xhe, but that part's also important. It's a circus down there."
>>28241634am I the only one who can see lucifer doing lewd things to the tall fellows?
>>28241589Time to be serious"When the angels came to destroy Caim, I saw paradise Jager. I saw the heavenly host in all their glory, singing hallelujah and praising the one most high. I felt the light of the lord flow through me, and cleansed of all my sins.It was by far the worst thing to EVER happen to me. I'm not joking Jager, I'm pretty sure I mostly repressed the worst of it, but what I remember is a nightmare.In contrast, Lucifer has just generally told me to go places and be myself."
>>28241712I mean it's true that just because the angels suck doesn't mean Lucifer doesn't, but we should try and convey just how terrible they were to behold.
>>28241784Plus where has she been for the 20th century? I'm pretty sure the whole "Devil not that bad a guy" thing has happened a lot.Maybe we should by Shin Megami Tensei?
>>28241784Pointing out that one of them was totally going to kill us when we were all enraptured or whatever might be a good start.
Fuego's dead, isn't he?I'm not even mad at him. He managed to fuck things up more gloriously than Risa ever has. It was beautiful. Like the world's most majestic trainwreck.He carved his Greatness all over shinigamiland.
>>28241712>Cleansed us of sin? We should make use of that clear slate and sin some more. Like drink to the wack doctor's memory
>>28241589>we actually are spilling stuffs to jagerbombs about the entire mess we've been planninggod damn it guys i leave you alone for 1 thread and you fuck it all over.what the hell guys?
>>28241870Only one confirmed is the doctor
>>28241589Fernir was a bastard who tried to eat me.Loki was a bastard who tried to feed me to his dog of an illegitimate son.Cain was a bastard who tried using the moon to kill us all.Caim was a bastard who turned into a giant fire bird to kill us all.God was a bastard who tried to destroy all the things that I hold dear...and us all...Soul King was a bastard who tried to kill us all...Lucy asked if I wanted a job, in exchange I got ideas on what to play with and how to make things interesting!See, had I not met Lucy, I probably wouldn't have met you again... He pointed out that the current king was a dick and we should totally kick his ass...He got me into SS the first time where I got to exact revenge on a nofunigami for something he did in a universe that has been erased from all existence except the one in my mind...If God tries to kill me for being me, then Fuck Yeah I'm gonna take a deal with the devil... Not like I was going up when I died anyway.... may as well get to know the management before I become a resident...
>>28241890we like Jaeger, you fuck off
>>282418901. We trust Jager infinitely more than our pal Satan2. What's she gonna do about it?
>>28241890Why were we keeping it a secret in the first place?Plus we haven't really planned shit, and since it turns out Lucifer was telling the truth about the Soul King being an eldritch abomination who was faking the whole system to get his rocks off, what we're doing isn't even all that evil yet.
>>28241898>We could find her mum's soul and eat it in front of her and Jaeger would still follow us. We sing, hell, lets start rhyming it all, our tale...using our fluffy tails as visual aids.
"So far? Lucifer has been pretty okay for a prince of darkness. Well, other than that time he made those statues cry blood and all those times his voice feels like some one rubbing their fun parts all over my brain. Think that last bit is just an angel thing though." You note scratching your chin."Honestly Jager, he pretty much just points me in the direction of fun stuff and says 'Hey, go be you over there. It will be fun.' and ninety percent of the time he is right. Apart from that whole Loki thing." You continue."Loki thing?" Jager asks."Yeah, fucking loki." You growl."Seriously Jager, the angels were sort of D-bags. I felt for a moment upon looking at them that all my sin was washed away. I saw god, and the light, and the whole of their creation. It was awful. By contrast Lucifer is pretty chill. Course, if he turns out to be a cunt I will cero the crap out of him." You explain, not adding that if you had that much trouble with a scrub angel how seriously fucked you might be fighting what is said to be the most powerful angel ever."Alight. Just, be careful okay?" She asks and you nod."Speaking of careful, would you kindly carry me to the keep, where our dear sin-fin does weep? I would walk there myself but there are those fucking stairs, I feel like if I walked up them I would open up my tears." You explain holding out your arms."Fine, jeez. Guess you still need me to look after you huh?' Jager asks picking you up.(1/2)
>>28241944Like it turns out that all the hollows that Shinigami think they're cleansing are really just Soul King chow, and he's rigged this whole corrupt system.Generally we should describe the Soul King and the Heavenly Host to Sin-Fin as vividly as possible, and thus explain that impossibly, the devil is still the best choice.
>>28241985>"Fine, jeez. Guess you still need me to look after you huh?' Jager asks picking you up.Wuv u Jager
You get a piggy back ride to Sin-Fin's Tower. You ascend the vast stairs of darkness, their overwhelming force being taken by Jager who doesn't seem all that tired really. Huh. Jager takes you up them and you find yourself in front of Sin-Fin's Chamber and there seems to be a door to her room now. That's new.You knock and the door opens of it's own volition and there, standing in the moonlight, if Sin-Fin. She is wrapping what looks to be a sword in black cloth before setting it to the side then she nods to you. You step in and note that her room has not changed much. Some short bread on the table, a few changes of clothes, and a staggering amount of adorible hats on the- You turn to Jager who looks to the side and hums somethign to herself."You are not dead." She states calmly before narrowing her eyes. "Or you are dead.""Those do seem to be the only two options." Jager agrees as Sin-Fin blinks. How does she make a blink feel so uncomfortably full of sexual tension?!"That is just regular tension Monologue old girl. Besides, we could be half dead, or undead, or even mostly dead. You don't know." I love that movie. "You went and saw a flick without me again?" You ask, slightly hurt.This is going to be a fun conversation. I like fun conversationsTell her somethingAsk her somethingGive her somethingOut the window!Other, please specify(2/2)
>>28242026>[x]Tell her somethingthe two people I trust most are in this room. (monologue doesn't count)[x]Ask her somethingWhat I miss while I was out? and what happened to that Soul Reaper chick that wants Sin Fin's hot non sex drive having bod?
>>28242026>talk about how terrible actually seeing heaven and that whole mess really is.
>>28242026>[x] Go lay in her bed. Standing up is for dildos.
>>28242026Comfort her with the knowledge that we're probably not mostly redead again.
>>28242026"So... back there, when I looked at the sky, was that what being without sin feels like?Because if so, I really have to say that you made the right call way back when. I mean I felt so judgmental, hypocritical, and, well douchey. I didn't say anything out loud did I? Because seriously, so douchey.I mean might be a mass-murdering narcissistic paranoid-schizophrenic with sociopathic and sado-masochistic tendencies, but at least I understand that you don't look down on your friends."
>>28242026>[x]Tell her something"Sin Fin. It's horrible. The damage is rated as 'Extreme' and this is me doing better. I shudder at the thought of what adjective described my condition while I was getting my soul diddled by those smarmy angels.">[X]Ask her something"So how are things?"
>>28242069Agreed. Standing up can bite me.
>>28242026"Depends. Technically I am dead on account of we are all dead being Hollows and all... But as far as I am aware, my life as a Hollow is not over yet... I have yet to cultivate the flame of romance between the kids or teach them the correct way to punt a Norse god for being a Dick...""And how are you today?"
>>28242111>Standing can definitely bite us.
>>28242069>>28242069Please stop anon, you'll give monologue a heartattack
>>28242246but if we don't feed monologue greasy food every so often, he'll get uppity and complain about the excessive salad.
>>28242211>punt loki halfways accross the planet>get immediately invivted to valhalla because loki is a dick and everyone knows it.
>>28242289He's been eating nothing but pork rines doused in LARD
"You are naked." Sin-Fin states calmly."No, I am wearing mummy attire. It is part of a whole thing I have going where I rip out the eyes of people who disturb my eternal slumber and then eat scarabs. Scarabs are pretty nice looking." You note.You decide that standing is for dildoes- wait what? "You said it." You explain walking over to the bed and laying down on it. She has a very, very nice bed. Like, infinite count thread sheets those bamboo pillows which smell like vanilla because they are awesome, and like, one of those things. The space bed things. "I have no idea what that is." You explain rolling onto your stomach and burying your face into the bed. You lay lie that for a few moments before rolling back onto your back and nodding."Okay, so the two people I trust most in the world, perhaps all the worlds, are in with me now. Monologue doesn't count." You explain. probably a good call, I am very untrustworthy."Thanks?" Jager offers looking uncomfortable, but happy.Sin-Fin nods and you continue. "So, what happened when I was out? Did something happen with that shinigami who wants your non sex driven bod?" You ask and Jager blinks before looking back at Sin-Fin and raising a brow.Sin-Fin seems to think on things for a few moments before deciding. "I tried to escape from an old path I knew in soul society. I was not strong enough to open in and was then rescued by Mizuko Shiba. She used her bankai to try and hold the angels back before following after us. She is currently in the human world with the other shinigami who escaped. When you got to Hueco Mundo your body started taking in ambient energy again, so I brought you here after a thing came and claimed the item from me." Sin-Fin explains."Lucifer?" You ask and you see Sin-Fin get a strange look.(1/2)
"That is one name I am familiar with him being, yes." She answers, well not answers really, but beings of fair are weird. "He also restored the moon. Said it was a cork for now." She explains.Well, seems the whole of reality is going to war, the shinigami are out of soul society, Satan as the apple, and Sin-Fin's bed is soft."Alright, we shall have a strategy meeting. Tomorrow. First, an awkwardly juxtaposed sleep over at sin-fin's. Mostly because I find being vertical to be terribly inconvenient." You explain."Well, okay. I can be in the throne room if you-" Jager starts but you throw a pillow at her face, your obscene speed ensuring you got the shot off too fast for her to stop."Awkwardly juxtaposed sleep over." You nod slowly, narrowing your eyes."Okay! Okay! Er, Sin-Fin is that fine with you?" Jager asks to which Sin-Fin simply tilts her head in what you think is a nod.Glorious.Okay, how about we stop it here since I have been running for a while. I will be around to answer any questions, concerns, or comments you have and to listen to any feed back you have.Thanks for playing!(2/2)
>>28242357does Satan have the apple now?
>>28242357When will the Omakes be written?
>>28242357Can we use the apple to show Sin-Fin the true meaning of Love then the three of us live together in harmony as The Paragons Of All Hollows?
>>28242357Is the good doctor really dead? Say it aint so azure, say it aint so!
>>28242397But we don't know what love is. In fact, I doubt we even knew before, we're so far.
>>28242357When do we play with Nazi-Quincy-kun's puberty feelings and tease him for being too much of a busy nazi to join the sleepover now dubbed as The Schrodinger Experience? IIRC, he enjoys staring at our butt.Actually, the fuck are the kids doing anyway, it's been so long since we've done anything with them.
>>28242357Risa snuggling with Jaegerbombs and mah Short-Fin....I'll be in my bunk.How do the scrubbly students feel about having been left out of the big show?Where is 42 in all of this?
>>28242379Sin-Fin says he took it.>>28242383Uncertain, though I am feeling the wine, I mean groove again so soon I think>>28242397>Assuming that sin-fin doesn't already know the meaning of true love and that's why she is so sad.>>28242400Hrm, well, the character sheet does say dead.>>28242421He is a legs man actually. But it was already done.Jager sent them to school.>>28242424Still alive. I have been flipping a coin to see when he dies, but like a rookie in xcom, sometimes they just don't die.
>>28242455>Uncertain, though I am feeling the wine, I mean groove again so soon I thinkGreat! Though try to not drink too much.Don't want rumors to become truths, you know.
>>28242455W-what about Caede? Azure you hurt me.
>>28242455>Bastidores is deadNOOOO!!!!!I haven't been this sad since Charlotte died.We must go to his lab and use our rudimentary knowledge of science to continue Science!ing in his name.
>>28242510WAIT IT WAS THE DOCTOR WHO DIED OH GOD THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE AZURE WHY
>>28242533By that you mean take all his drugs?
>>28242481Ha ha, I am generally pretty good about all of that so I should be fine.>>28242510Hrm, if she was dead it is likely Dominic would be too. Though, maybe the angels saw her and decided to purge the unclean while they were at it. We will have to see.>>28242534>>28242533http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcucjK4TcVk
>>28242569Thats the first thing we will do yes, But then we will attempt to continue his other work. Like making cars and flesh suits and... and.. snif... I cant go on.Why Bastidores why! You were too good and pure for this world.
>>28242594We will pour out all of the Liquor. Why must all of our rhyming friends die?
>>28242594this is the greatest tragedy since plant bro. He deserves a statue, all of them do
Oh, yeah. SPXP. That is a thing which can be spent now. Or I may wait till the start f the next thread since I think everyone is gone now.
>>28242455so AE, how did the good doc die?
>>28242680I guess this means that this wasn't the emptying of the cup?
>>28242678>He deserves a statue, all of them doFor Geoffrey's statue: "Though others don't remember you, I always shall."
>>28242709We shall bring all of them back, All of them
>>28242680Did we get any normal xp? Because I dont think that has gone up since before Cain.
>>28242680We still only have 10 right? I wanna save up for Fluffy Love.
>>28242755what about getting hate engine?
>>28242783Eh, going faster doesn't mean much if you can't do enough damage.We need more gun.
>>28242680I think its best to abstain from spending atmkeep on keeping AE
>>28242690He died as he lived.>>28242746Not as such for now, no. Though reality still follows the Risa rules. It may become an opinion that suddenly becomes disagreed with like names or appearances.>>28242822And to you
>>28242806If we were faster we might have been able to drain those scrubs and been back in time to prevent Bastidores dying. Plus twice the actions means twice the damage.
>>28242835>He died as he lived.Fuckin' pimpin'
>>28242835>He died as he lived.A blunt in his mouth.A mouth on his dick.Rap in his soul.Peace out, homey.
FUN FACTS: I had planned on you storming nobuhiko, forcing him to use the apple, you getting fucked up taking the apple yet nobuhiko still being godly, then suddenly rape sloth takes nobhiko. All arcs need to end on rape sloth.
>>28242892So... Just how fucked exactly are your plans?
>>28242924Ha ha, well I had to start building the different circles of angles and fallen angels powers a bit early, but things should be manageable.
Only page five? I will try to hammer out what I tried to start on Halloween but got distracted by Tim Curry.
>>28242939>Early angelsWe're nowhere near powerful enough for this shit. And the spxp we're forcing down Jager instead of using ourself isn't going to boost her even up to our level, let alone angel level.
>>28242952you know whose hollow expy would make a good new science guy?
>>28242892what was the sloth even doing while everything was going crazy did he even come back with us or is he just raping angels right now
>>28243015I bet he was just out back for a smoke.
>>28242984Why have just one new science guy?
>>28243093can we teach Tim Curry to rap?
"And I'm telling you ma stable garganta will lead them right to the palace and into holloween town! It's perfect!" I explained for probably the tenth, or eleventh time to Jager.For her part, Jager just furrowed her brows and sighed. "You haven't said anything yet. You just started yelling Holloween town, and throwing stuff at me." Jager replied sharply plucking a fake spider off her military jacket."It will be fantastic, I get some of the kids from school and their little tiny ape like-" "Children" Monologue explained patiently."Children siblings and give them candy, or razor blades, or pumpkins, or what ever it is you are supposed to give a bunch of kids." I said, placing a large carved pumpkin from my inventory onto the top of the throne. "Think of the joy those tiny little hearts will feel when we have such a scary haunted house and candy waiting for them at the end! Come on Jager bombs, I know you love them and their tiny, disgustingly nubby fingers.""My problem with the whole idea is you tend to take things too far. Also I think this is only an excuse for you to get very, very, disturbingly, drunk." Jager replied before looking over at a small hollow helping me set up pumpkins around the throne room."42!" Jager shouted as I took a drink from my flask.The hollow set down his pumpkin, finishing the great pumpkin pyramid, and looked at Jager. "Yeah boss?""Did you agree with this plan?" Jager said."Well..." 42 shifted from foot to foot before glancing at me then back to Jager. "Yes. I mean, at first I said no, but then Risa explained exactly how she was going to entertain herself if she wasn't allowed to help spook kids while drunk and on a sugar high. She started talking in all those voices again so." 42 shrugged.(1/2)
>>28239510>>28239527We do have our five fatebreaker rewind that we could have used to stop the angel going nuclear and fucking our entire team overLate to the thread but damn am I the only one who remembers that power?
Jager frowned as I set up a large cauldron I got from a guy I met down on E 23. The vile brew began to boil as I set the fire and I took a deep breath of the noxious smoke. It smelled like what heroin dreams are made of, except without the vomit or the nightmares of back in gym and in the locker room we- I paused, realizing that was more lewd then scary and shook my head."Come on Jager. You know you want to. Get all dressed up, walk around the castle, scare kids and give them candy. Think of the laughs. I even got Sin-Fin to dress up all scary for us." I explained and Jager shook her head."Alright, alright, fine. If we are going this, we are doing it right though. No ironic costumes, no stupid hobo outfits, or an IT guy outfits, or sexy nurses or bondage fetish outfits, and for the love of god no flashers. We dress like something scary." Jager explained pointing a finger at me."Done!" I smiled turning to go but Jager placed a hand on my shoulder stopping me."No giving out poison candy either." She continued. "Or ones with razor blades or drugs.""Easy enough.""No starting orgies because you have an idea for an off Broadway show.""It was one time, and to be fair Easter was originally a celebration of orgies anyway. Ask anyone.""It was when Jesus came back from the dead. That has nothing to do with orgies." Jager continued keeping me in place.(2/3)
>>28243420It doesn't work that way.
"She got us." Monologue quipped."Quiet brain. Fine, any other rules?" I asked, reconsidering making her the pumpkin king."The same number of kids who come in are the same number who go out. No uses of power which would endanger anyone. All costume ideas have to be run by me. No trying to use anyone's body parts for any sort of demon summoning ritual. In fact, no summoning rituals of any kind." Jager slowly let up as I reluctantly agreed to her terms. Damn pumpkin tyranny."And her lewd chest." Monologue continued."Especially her lewd chest." I agreed and Jager shifted slightly, turning her body and crossing her arms to keep her chest hidden."Just, just go get the others and tell them what I said. Ah, we can mix Caede in with the kids, she might like that." Jager noted turning towards her throne.It seemed Halloween was coming to Los Noches. And what a Halloween it would be.(3/3)
>>28243451>And what a Halloween it would beBut she just outlawed all the fun parts!
>>28243431Really? Because it says rewind to change a decision and changing "let the fallen angel go nuclear" sounds like one decision
>>28243695We didn't buy that yet dude.
>>28243725Since when did we have to buy it? Wasn't it one of the things we had as standard from waaaay back but never used?
>>28243695Live in the before: Burn 5 fate breakers to go back as far as you can. Can be used to undo a choice. CLARIFICATION: Say you punch lucifer then use this to undo that happening. That would work. You can not go back and undo plant bros death, or anything like that. As far as you can go is pretty limited, you are not a TaRDiSHax: Spend 5 fatebreakers to revert something to the state it was up to 3 posts prior to the activation of this ability.CLARIFICATION: If you break a vase and then leave for a bit, then come back within the time limit you can revert the vase back to the way it was before it was broken.We've passed the time limit for both of those abilities. And we don't even have either of them.>>28243743No it wasn't. We've never had anything that can undo a choice.
>>28243743>http://pastebin.com/u/AzureEarthNo you twit. look in the pastebin.
>>28243754There isn't a time limit its just that they are really expensive.
>>28243786Are you stupid? LitB is limited to undoing the last thing you did.Hax can undo something from up to three turns ago.Those are time limits. Even if we had those abilities, they would not work.
>>28243814Oh I thought you meant a time limit on buying them. Yeah its too late to go back now.
I took my time going from door to door of my arrnacar horde. They were, for the most part, receptive of my advice though I had to spend some time explaining to the luchador whose name I still never bothered learning that even though the kids were wearing masks it didn't mean they were fellow luchadores here to challenge him to a fight for the belt. Also, that Jager would be sort of mad if he did flying slam 'Just a few of them'.I eventually made my way over to Sin-Fin's tower, and found a bush waiting for me by the entryway to the god forsaken stairs. This struck me as strange for three reasons.One. Nothing grows in Hueco Mundo, and I mean nothing. The only so called plant life are either hollows or these giant glass trees which are made of spirit energy like every other god damned thing in this desert wasteland. Two. The bush was moving slightly as I approached and seemed to be getting closer to me. Bushes, as a general rule, do not move over the ground towards things. Sure, they grow, and even rustle when there is some bird of field mouse in the thing, but they don't dent to move horizontally two meters over desert ground. Last, and certainly not least, I saw a massive curling horn jutting out from the top of the bush. Bushes don't have horns, that's where the line gets drawn.I waited until the bush was close to sigh and look the other way. "Gee," I muttered loud enough for the 'Bush' to hear. "I sure can't wait to see Sin-Fin's costume. Boy I am certainly going to be scared I bet."The bush rustled for a few minutes and I was about to fire a cero into the thing when stars flashed in front of my eyes and I fell to the ground. Pain lanced through the back of my neck and down my spine. I looked up from the ground where I had fallen and saw Quesufre Sin-Fin standing there with a big wooden bat. I looked at the bush as it rustled some more and watched as Sin-fin took out the replica of her mask and sent the small thing on its way.(1/3)
>>28243814Last thing we did>go back as far as you can can be used to undo a choiceNope seems further than thatLitB literally rewinds time to retry a choice where Hax changes one thing to have never happened retroactivelyDifference is rewinding time and not breaking something vs erasing it ever having been broken from history even if for example the door we busted down and now are on the other side of needs to be fixed
I pushed myself up onto my knees and gasped, the blow momentarily making me forget how to breathe. "The bloody hell, you hit me with a bat!""Yes." She nodded. "I scared you.""No, you brained me with a bit of wood! You are supposed to be something scary for Halloween!" I explained plopping down on my backside, letting the world stop spinning."Yes. I am me with a bat I will hit you with. The threat of pain is... scary." She countered raising the bat again."No! Stop!" I commanded her and she slowly lowered it, her empty eyes showing the slightest bit of confusion.I managed to pull myself up onto my feet as monologue continued drinking in the stars. "Look, Sin-Fin. First, you can't go as yourself, Jager said so. Second, you with a bat is just, like, adorable in a puppy who tried to bring you a paper sort of way but ends up accidentally bringing you the neighbors slippers. It's more adorable, really." I explained. "Third, you have to be something scary, something that people are afraid of, do you get it?"She looked down at herself, then to the bat, then to her tower and seemed to consider it for a few moments. She finally nodded and I felt myself feel a bit of hope. "I am your quickly diminishing sense of self worth." She explained. "With a bat."She lifted the bat again and I backed up to avoid the blow. "No, bloody loony, stop that! Fine, I'll dress you myself then." I grumbled grabbing her wrist and hauling her up the stairs to her tower.I got about halfway there before I had to stop and take in deep lungs of air. The foul platforms were stopping me from getting to my destination. Sin-Fin sat down next to me as wheezed and then seemed struck by inspiration. "I could be stairs." She offered."No, I think that is a pretty selective group of people who are scared of them." I said."We could push a few down me. Then the others would learn fear." She explained but I shook my head.(2/3)
>>28243894>CLARIFICATION: Say you punch lucifer then use this to undo that happening. That would work. You can not go back and undo plant bros death, or anything like that. As far as you can go is pretty limited, you are not a TaRDiSDid you even read that part?And it's A choice. A as in one. We've been over this numerous times before.
"Closer, but I think Jager wants people leaving in one piece." I said."Difficult." She muttered as she grabbed my wrist and started dragging me up the stairs after her, evidently tired of waiting.I hit every stair on the way up and thought momentarily how correct she was in her statement that stairs, were in fact, terrifying. We eventually made it to the top, my brain taking a beating which I was certain I would feel later, and she let go of my wrist. I stood up and took stock of the room as I stepped in.Pale moonlight flooded in through an open window into the large room. In one corner sat her bed massive bed covered in plain grey silk sheets and several pillows; next to it a nightstand of some sort. A small desk sat by the wall on my left with a small tray of short bread I had given her while in disguise, she tended to not throw those things out. On the far right wall sat a massive wardrobe, a proper oak piece with a protective finish and everything. Above it, on little hooks attached to the wall, was Sin-Fin's ever growing collection of adorable hats. I glanced at the thin layer of dust in the room and decided she did not spend much time anywhere other than the window, looking out at the desert below.I walked past her bed and momentarily imagined a teddy bear being there, one she would cuddle up to when no one was around, something soft for her to hold and snuggle while whispering my name and- Wait, that wasn't my thought."Monologue?" I asked."Yeah, sorry. Continue. I will just file that away for later use." The neutral voice explained.I walked over to the wardrobe and threw it open. I had work to do(3/3)
We are on page seven, and most are gone. Any questions concerns, comments about the current omake?
>>28244019I'm enjoying it well enough, but it this latest one doesn't really read like Risa. I wan't even sure it was her until she started talking to Monologue. I thought it was 42.
>>28244043To clarify, I'm talking about >>28243851>>28243922>>28243973The 3 posts before the three I just linked were better.
This seems to be about my limit for tonight. Goodnight!