Polar, Grizzly, Black! We need to put aside our differances and petty infighting. A much dire threat looms upon North America. The threat of the Panda bear. You may think that they are harmless and that their numbers are dwindling, but this couldn't be further from the truth. As I type they are secretly working in the most inacessable reigions of China, breeding legions and forging weapons of untold destruction. They are industrious, working with out end for their false tyrants, the Red Panda, and are willing to sacrifice themselves at their whim.
But we will prevail! We are stronger, larger, and smarter than the average bear! Separate we are nothing but together we are an unstoppable force upon this Earth. The Panda's will surly try to attack but they will meet a force of unparalleled resolve. We will give them nothing. They will have to fight for every scrap of this great continent. Every tree. Every ice flow. Every picnic table. Our ancestors came to America for the freedom to hunt salmon and the right to keep the nuts and berries of his toil. And by god we are going to keep it that way.