> September 5th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/TqFLm5RkMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/QXhNXpbBArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.AND IT’S TIME FOR SCHOOL.Yeah, still can’t get the enthusiasm for that.You rouse yourself awake. It feels relatively early in the morning, so you decide a nice long shower is in order, especially considering today is the first day of Tankery practice. Gonna see the new instructor, gonna actually ride inside your chosen tank, hell might even fire the gun. That’s exciting.You throw off your clothes and head into the shower, wonderful that the water’s already running and Kitten’s already ins-waitKitten pauses mid-scrubbing to look at you. “You know, I just had a thought.”You continue staring at the wall ahead, not really feeling awake just yet. “Oh, what’s that?”“People might think we’re a lesbian couple.”“What makes you say that?”[1/2]
>>28087910[2/2]“Oh, just a hunch.” Kitten returns to scrubbing. “While you’re here, mind getting my back.”You yawn. “Sure.” You dispense some body wash into your hands and quickly start rubbing Kitten’s back. She sighs in relief. Showers would be a lot easier and more efficient if one could actually reach there. “So, Kitten, you excited for today’s practice?”She shrugs. “Sure. Why not. Get to play with tanks. Not looking forward to going to school today though. What about you?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28087960>> BoastMy favorite new quest has arrived!
>>28087960>Neutral>"Kitten, why is this happening. Am I dreaming?"
>>28087960>BoastI'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, OP.
>>28087960> PoliteVery useful practice! Will be good!
>>28087960> BoastHAHA, TIME FOR TONKS AND TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLS
>>28087960> BoastIt'll be equal parts exciting and tiring.
>>28087960Ask her how she'd go about recruiting hardened veterans who quit due to some sort of personal issue.You know, hypothetically.
>>28087960>Boast"Nothing wrong with platonic love!">>28088015She already knows.
>>28088045Yeah, but she hasn't adviced. The secrecy is for fun.
I dunno, I scrubbed my buddy's back a lot and nobody cried gay...
> Boast“Oh, I’m perfectly excited!” you say. You can already feel the energy coming in. “We’ve got an instructor coming in, the Panther’s probably already renovated and ready, all kinds of stuff to be done!”Kitten nods. You already start to work scrubbing her hair as well. “You know,” she says, “I do have to admit, I am kind of excited for school.”You beam. “Really? Awesome!”“If only to actually go outside.”“You’ve suddenly ruined it.”“You say that as if it doesn’t occur regularly.”You sigh. Progress at least.Your shower is then completed and soon, the both of you are in uniform. However, you’re not entirely satisfied with Kitten’s uniforms. The small details mostly. You adjust her tie, you raise her skirt up, you even decide on some fashionable thigh-highs.“Goddamn it, Trudy. I’m a schoolgirl, not a hooker.”Okay, scratch the thigh-highs.A knock comes at the door. “Kitten?” It’s Nancy. “You there?”> Let Kitten answer> You answer> Other
>>28088108>You AnswerIt's not like Nancy will think we're a lesbian couple or anything.
>>28088108> Let Kitten answer
>>28088108> You answer
>>28088108>Let Kitten answerHow can this possibly NOT be misinterpreted.
>>28088108> You answerAs if we trust Kitten to do that.>>28088104That just shows you're bros anon.
>>28088108>> Let Kitten answerPrank time?
>>28088108>You answerMisinterpretions go!>“Goddamn it, Trudy. I’m a schoolgirl, not a hookerThen what did we pay you for?
>>28088108>> OtherIt's open!Because I'm pretty sure it is.
>>28088148Haha, that's a pretty good comeback.
>>28088148>>28088172That or "I want my money back"
Guys, Nancy's a Mormon. I don't think they like gays so maybe we might wanna dial back the MISUNDERSTANDINGS gauge a bit?>>28088148>Then what did we pay you for?Augh burrnn.
>>28088183>>28088172As we open the door.
>>28088195If you're on an Academyship you're not THAT Mormon. I think Nancy will be just fine.I hope we call Kitten Carol or "dear," or something intensely confusing.
>>28088195Maybe you should dial back your shadowruns.
>>28088195She's just gonna have to take it. Besides, not all Mormons hate gays, even in the real world, much less GuP world.
>>28088228>>28088205Eh, troof.>>28088210> dialing back shadowruns> everErm.
> You answer“I’ll get the door.”You walk to the door, letting Kitten do some fine tuning on her uniform. You open up and see Nancy, Lisa, and Ramirez, all packed and ready for school.“Oh, hey, Boss,” says Lisa. “What are you doing in here?”You say, “Me and Kitten had a bit of a sleepover last night. You know how it goes.” Everyone nods in agreement. They do. Kitten comes out a minute later ready, apparently ready. “Ready for school, Kitten?”“As I’ll ever be,” she says.TIME FOR SCHOOL.Nope, still no energy for it.The five of you go on your way to school. Might as well start casual conversation.> “So I met a couple of Aces…”> “Is the Instructor here yet?”> Other
>>28088254> “So I met a couple of Aces…”
>>28088254> “So I met a couple of Aces…”Plot with them.
>>28088254>“Is the Instructor here yet?”Aces are the solo quest, obviously.
>>28088254> “So I met a couple of Aces…”"... how do we get them back from retirement?"
>>28088254>“So I met a couple of Aces…>>28088228>She's just gonna have to take it.hehehehe
>>28088254>> OtherMovie talk. The aces are the aces up our sl-- I can't.
>>28088254>> “So I met a couple of Aces…”
>>28088254>“Is the Instructor here yet?”Let's not spread the aces around until we convince them to join
>>28088281>Movie talk.That. Let's talk movies.
>>28088254>> “Is the Instructor here yet?”
>>28088298>Movie talkDefinitely, I watched Rocketeer last night.
>>28088254>>28088281>Movie talkNobody else want to surprise them? Wagging tongues bring down kingdoms.
> “So I met a couple of Aces…”“You know, yesterday, I found out that some Tankery aces go here.”Lisa looks surprised. “Really? Who are they?”You count them off on your fingers. “Well, there’s Kate Knispel, Ramirez and I saw her a couple of days back. Michelle DeWitt, she’s in my English class. There’s Wendy Kniep. Joanna Bolter too. There’s also Octavia Carius. They’re all split up though.”Ramirez says, “Octavia’s actually in my Theatre Tech class.”All of you look at Ramirez, surprised. “You take a Theatre Tech class?” you ask.Ramirez nods. “Surprised?”“… Actually, not really. Now that I think about it, no.”Kitten asks, “Think we’ll be able to get them together again?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28088350>Neutral"I'm not so sure about that."
>>28088337Shoo shoo, back to your quest.>>28088350>> Polite
>>28088350> PoliteNot without knowing the circumstances first.
>>28088350>> NeutralWell, given that Bolter seems to like my body I could probably get the story out of her if i tried.
>>28088350> Neutral...but I'll damn well try!Bolter seems the natural sounding point.
>>28088350>Neutral"Not right now, maybe down the line. There is a reason that they don't do Tankery anymore, they'll need to get past that before I can even think of recruiting them."
>>28088350> PoliteThere's a reason why they are split up. Better snoop around subtly first.
> Neutral“I don’t know. Honestly, I’d like to try, but it might be more trouble than it’s worth getting them together again.”Nancy scratches her chin. “Well, I’m sure we’ll have plenty of chances later on to recruit them.”“Speaking of tanks,” says Lisa, “our Instructor’s supposed to arrive today. Haven’t seen eye or ear of them anywhere though.”“Maybe they’re just running late,” says Nancy.“The Army run late? Inconceivable,” says Lisa.The five of you arrive at the campus front entrance with plenty of time to spare. The school appears to be abuzz with activity, mostly students excited that it’s Friday even though it’s Thursday. One can dream though.What do you do now?> Talk with your staff> Walk around> Other
>>28088460> Talk with your staff
>>28088460>Talk with your staffShoot the shit
>>28088460> Walk aroundLook for other staffs to talk with! I remember last night's advice!
>>28088460>> Talk with your staff
>>28088460>> Walk around
>>28088460>Talk with your staff
>>28088460> Talk with your staffPre-emptively calm Nancy's future hysterics.Wait, the carbon lining safety equipment isn't installed yet, I think.Yeah, the staff can panic now.
> Talk with your staff“So, Ramirez, you said you take a Theatre Tech class?”She nods. “Yeah, it’s pretty fun actually. We get to mess around with cameras, paint sets, build stuff.”You look over at Kitten. “Maybe you should take Theatre-“Kitten crosses her arms, frowning. “I don’t want to be stuck with kids who are not exactly hipsters but are pretty much hipsters.”You scoff. “That’s… actually… yeah, that perfectly describes my Theatre class.”Nancy says, “Theatre kids are like the weird kids who are popular only because they don’t have any sense of shame.”… Wow. Nancy.You cross your arms. “Well, we are supposed to do Red Dawn: The Musical this fall I think. I wonder how that’s gonna go.”Ramirez shrugs. “It’s gonna be the actors messing around and not memorizing their lines and us tech kids having to do all the work and in the end the play’s totally gonna go to shit because all the actors either keep trying to improvise or keep trying to hard to sound like they can sing well.”Fukken rekt’d.ALARM.Whoop, time for class. Wait a minute, Kitten.Who do you send Kitten with?> Nancy> Lisa> Ramirez> Yourself
>>28088582>Ask her who she wants to go withC'mon now.
>>28088582> RamirezNew friends
>>28088582>YourselfEVERYTIME. Make sure to sit in the back with Kitten this time.
>>28088604>>28088605Actually, chaning my vote this the one above but she has to pick one of the council so she can be friends with one of them
>>28088582> YourselfAnd sit next to her this time because Gertrude really needs help in Math (and Chem).How else is she gonna do that mental calculations for range finding?
>>28088582>YourselfThat's Theatre/Drama class/club for you. Friends on tech would always bitch about it.
>>28088582>> NancyThe team hyperactive and the team shut-in. NOTHING can go wrong.
>>28088582Here>>28088637Changing to this >>28088604 didn't even see it.
>>28088604Gonna change my vote from>>28088607to >>28088604
>>28088604Independent thought? Why, it's likelier than you might think. Let's go with that.
>>28088604> Other“Who do you want to go with, Kitten?”Kitten looks over at the staff. After a minute of sizing them up, she says, “How about Ramirez?”You nod. “Sure, Ramirez?”Ramirez nods. “I’ll take good care of her.”Alright then, with that out of the way, TIME FOR SOME MATH.ALARMThe fuck? You wake up. Math’s already over.GODDAMN IT.Well, maybe English class then? DeWitt is there too, you might have a chance to recruit her.Of course, you might as well continue your mid-morning naps.> Sleep> Pay attention> Try and socialize with DeWitt> Other
>>28088699>Try and socialize with DeWittIf we're ever going to recruit the Aces, we need to make friends out of them first.
>>28088699>Try and socialize with DeWittPaying attention in English class? Who the fuck does that.
>>28088699> Try and socialize with DeWittRemember, no tanks!
>>28088699> Try and socialize with DeWittFriendliness!Also Ramirez better appreciate Kitten dammit, we don't loan her out like this for nothing. Be friends!
>>28088699> Try and socialize with DeWitt
>>28088699>> Try and socialize with DeWittI didn't think that Kitten would go along with Ramirez. Oh well.
>>28088747Weird people tend to congregate. Speaking as a weird person myself.
> Try and socialize with DeWitt“Hey, Michelle!” you sit down next to Michelle, packing your things down on your desk. Michelle says Hi to you as well, smiling.“Hey, Gertrude. You’re looking good today.”Oh stop it you. You wave her off. “Oh thanks, you too. I’m real glad we got everything done yesterday though.”Michelle nods, snickering. “I can’t wait to see all the freshmen who try to do it at the last second.”Oh, now that’s funny.She looks over at you. “So, anything cool happening for you today?”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N?
>>28088788>NYou are tempting us Schteel. But we are smarter than that!
>>28088788>NNot yet, don't even talk about recruiting
>>28088788First tank practice. Kinda scared. Don't recruit directly, just mention it.
>>28088788>NNO! GOD, NO! GOD! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!
>>28088788>NStill mention that the instructor is coming today.
>>28088788Ehhh...can we N while still telling her about it? Too early to recruit, but no point lying.
>>28088788> NI wish we could take her as an advisor/mentor role, if only for now. If that were the case, I'd say yes...
>>28088788> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> NBut still mention the training off hand
> N“Oh, nothing much, just practice.”Michelle nods. “Cool.”And leave it at that. TIME FOR ENGLISH.ALARMFuck, you fell asleep again. Then again, so did the rest of the class.Righto, time for FUKKEN CHEMISTRY.“Miss Pool!”You awake with a sudden start. The Professor is looking at you, very unamused that your falling asleep has interrupted his lesson. He sighs, “Perhaps you can tell us what the atomic number represents on the periodic table?”Oh shit. Uh… uh…THINK… THINK…What does the atomic number represent?> I have no fucking idea> Try to answer> Other
>>28088909>OtherIf you get her atomic number it means you're in for a fun night ~
>>28088909> Try to answerProtons
>>28088909> Try to answerNEVER SURRENDER
>>28088909>Try to answerNUMBER OF PROTONSWE SMART NOW
>>28088909> Try to answerWe can remember this.
>>28088909>Try to answerIt's the number of protons in the nucleus of an atom.>>28088931I really want to choose this but not this day.
>>28088931Sometimes, grades must suffer for the sake of comebacks.
Rolled 2>>28088909I can't decide!If 1:>>28088931>Other>If you get her atomic number it means you're in for a fun night ~If 2:>>28088939>>NUMBER OF PROTONS>WE SMART NOW
> Try to answerOh boy… come on, what did reruns of Jimmy Neutron and the Magic School Bus ever teach you?GODDAMN IT, THEY NEVER COVERED CHEMISTRY.“Uh…” you hesitate. You can God’s spotlight shining on you like Robert Kennedy intended. Now all you’re really missing is JFK just sitting there not sweating because he’s fucking diseased or some shit and you’re heating up in the cheeks enough to power a nuclear plant. Think. THINK.“… protons?”…The professor sighs. “Okay, you win this time. Don’t fall asleep in my class again.”Fuck yeah, you totally had that shit.ALARMTIME FOR LUNCH> Find your staff> Head for the Cafeteria> Other
>>28089022> Head for the CafeteriaThey'll be there.
>>28089022> Head for the CafeteriaThey'll be there for us.
>>28089022>OtherBuddy up with Bolter because we cool kids now.
>>28089022>Head for the CafeteriaBUT INVITE DEWITT WITH YOU.
>>28089022>>28089041 here, I'll back >>28089043. We don't need to talk tanks with the crew after all
>>28089043Sure, be friendly. But we need to admit we do tanks to her sometime or it's going to bite us in the ass.
>>28089115She knows, we already offered and she declined.
>>28089022Get to the staff. Always safest. Also reclaim our Kitty.>tfw no votes for your jokes to become actions
> Head for the CafeteriaHAHA TIME FOR SUSTENANCE.Maybe you’ll see DeWitt there too!You enter in the cafeteria, and as usual, it’s time to pack yourself to the front of the line get all the freshest foods. You’re rewarded with a nice batch of hashbrowns, a banana, and milk.Man, cafeteria food. You make a mental note to try and make yourself lunch instead.You find your staff plus Kitten at the usual table and as usual you seat yourself in between Nancy and Kitten.> Ask Kitten how her day’s going.> Talk shop about tanks.> Other
>>28089167> Ask Kitten how her day’s going.OH GOD WAS RAMIREZ A TERRIBLE FRIEND DID SHE IGNORE YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE COME WITH ME AFTER ALL.
>>28089167>> Talk shop about tanks.
>>28089167>Talk shop about tanks.It's like talking directly to Kitty, except for less needy.
>>28089167> Ask Kitten how her day’s going.So, which one was more talkative?
>>28089193More overprotective really.
>>28089133I'm pretty sure we just said let's do a project about tanks. Not, "Hey I run the tankery club." Which is what I want to say, otherwise "being her friend" can be misconstrued as "Recruiting through deception"But that's just my opinion.
>>28089237We seem like a doting parent then a friend at times.
>>28089274I mean, we literally introduced ourselves as SCP and tankery club leader.I think. Pretty sure about that.
>>28089279I'm just having fun with it really, no need to sound as hysterical as >>28089182 in the actual reply
> Some mixture of all three.“So, Kitten, how’s your day going? Ready for tanks yet?”Kitten nods, smiling. “Yeah, sure. We actually just got out of Ramirez’s Theatre Tech class, I got to learn how to work the spotlights.”Ramirez nods. “Yep. They’re incredibly powerful, just to let you know.”“Speaking of tanks,” Nancy says, “did the Instructor say she’d come with her own tank? I can’t imagine her showing up and just telling us how things are done without a demonstration.”Lisa says, “Well, Nancy, I’m sure she’d just use one of ours. Speaking of which, aren’t the ITL Officials supposed to come and fit our tanks with the safety equipment?”You nod, you actually remembered that. “September 9th.”Lisa continues. “I did some reading up on the ITL. Apparently they’ll supply starting teams with all the necessary shells and other ammunition we need once we actually start up the team and everything.”You nod. Groovy. Free stuff.> Continue talking> Eat> Other
>>28089286Merp, went back and looked at that post, you're right. I still think we should at least show interest in recruiting her at some point.
>>28089391>Continue talkingLet's talk on what tanks we should bring to comp spec or what to buy
>>28089391> EatNom nom nom.
An army marches on its stomach.>>28089391>Eat
>>28089391> EatFinish early so we can have time to talk for the rest of lunch.
> EatWelp. Time to eat.You quickly down your lunch, leaving your staff to converse amongst themselves.Nancy asks, “So, Kitten, where’d you get your array of tank information?”Kitten shrugs. “Video games and Wikipedia mostly. I’m not that much of a Tank expert, but I do know tanks at the very least.”Lisa looks curious too. “What video games you play?”“Oh… a lot. Mostly FPS’s. War Thunder. Starcraft II. Stuff like that?”Ramirez says, “I hear the Koreans take Starcraft really seriously.”Kitten nods. “I actually thought about going competitively, but… well. Here I am.”ALARMTIME FOR PE.> Actually do your exercises> Social with Bolter> Other
>>28089286>SCPWhat does that mean? Neither of the two meanings I know for this can be applied here.
>>28089582>Social with Bolter>Also take it seriously 'cuz she's a competitive archbitch. obviously her subplot is about beating her at dodgeball, then she joins the crew.>>28089586Sophomore class president.
>>28089582> Social with Bolter>>28089586Sophomore/Student Council Prez
>>28089582Looks like Kitten's extensive video game war experience should be an asset in our Tankery efforts.> Social with BolterTime for prying!
>>28089582>Actually do your exercises
>>28089582> Social with BolterDo it.
>>28089582>Social with BolterShe sounds less likely to lock-up when asked about the breakup than DeWitt
>>28089582>Social with BolterSmack her on the ass when the time comes.
>>28089582>> Social with BolterTime for revenge butt slaps.
> Social (sic) with Bolter“Hey, Bolter!”Joanna greets you with a smile, patting you on the shoulder. “Hey, Gertrude! Good to see ya. Ready to get your ass kicked in Handball?”Ah shit.You shrug, playing along. “Oh, no I’m not ready at all. Because it’s not gonna happen.”She points at you, snickering. “Bold. I like that.”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N?
>>28089673>YI'm feeling lucky.
>>28089673Hmmm....don't we want to talk with her a bit before trying to recruit?I'll go with >N here, worst case the next day can be recruit time.
>>28089673>NNot yet, maybe once we hand her, her own ass at HANDBALL WOO!
>>28089673> YNow it's time for the pieces to fall into place.And we do need our crazy drivers for crazy maneuvers.But ask AFTER the game.
>>28089673>YI think Bolter would take it a lot better than Michelle.
>>28089673>NShe might be the most susceptible, but I wouldn't push our luck yet.
>>28089605Didn't help Anteater team in GuP, and they actually played a game focused on tanks.We need those aces.
>>28089768That's because they focused on it too much. Kitten can be our strategist, the rest of us do other things.
> Y“You know, Bolter, I’ve been meaning to ask.”Bolter raises an eyebrow, still smiling. “Sure, what’s up?’“You used to take Tankery right?”Her smile immediately drops into a frown. Oh boy. She says, “Uh… yeah. Used to.”You clap your hands together, what are the right words for this? “Well, I’m reviving the Tankery Program here at Lafayette you know? And I figure, maybe your experience would help?”Bolter looks conflicted. She gestures over to the court, “How about we talk after the game, okay?”> Yeah> No, we talk now> Other
>YShe's not likely to ruin our chances even if she declines. And if she accepts, she's probably the most reliable way to recruit the others.
>>28089811>> YeahFair enough.At least she may be willing to tell us what's up.
>>28089811>YeahI'm seeing some signs of doubt here though.We need to figure out what happened that caused them to disband.
>>28089811> YeahHmm... still a sore subject huh.
>>28089811> YeahTime to smash her ass in handball.
>>28089811>YeahShe'd be most likely the one more willing to tell us what happened.
> Yeah“Yeah, sure.”Joanna leaves to form her team, with less of a bounce in her step.Welp, you suppose it’s time to play some handball.The teams are divided up into ten per team. Joanna is leading the opposing team, and everyone else elects you as the informal leader. They’ve really got to stop doing that. Regardless, you’re here.“So,” you ask them all as you’re huddled together. “You all know how to play handball?”They all shrug and mutter. That’s as good as it’s gonna get you’re afraid.“What’s the plan?” asks one of them, a bespectacled freshman who looks more at home in Pottery than PE.What is the plan?> Aggressive> Cautious> Defensive
>>28089888Well, without knowing her team it's hard to say. Still, I've got a feeling, and it says > Defensive
>>28089888> AggressiveShow our determination
>>28089888> CautiousEh. No need to get everyone worked up and tired for the day.
>>28089888>AggressiveSHOW THEM THAT WE WANT IT MORE
>>28089888> AggressiveHer ass will suffer the slap of victory
>>28089888>AgressiveIf you can't fight harder, fight louder
> AggressiveFuck it.“Let’s just get in there and give ‘em hell.”Your strategy of aggression works, gaining several early points. Then Joanna starts carrying her team, and then suddenly the tables are turned. With your team tired out from the aggressive play early on, they’re unable to keep up with the seemingly undefeatable Bolter. She’s not only able to outrun you, but she’s accurate with a handball, throwing shots in between your goalies legs at one point.In the last few minutes, Joanna has the ball and has used all three of her steps. She makes a long distance throw for the goal. You, being the hero you are, decide to try and block the shot. You throw yourself in the path of the ball.“OH! That’s gotta hurt!”The next second, you’re the ground, clutching your breasts in pain.THAT FUCKING HURT.Joanna looks down at you, laughing a little bit. Looks like her energy’s back. “You okay?” she asks.> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28090020>BoastPain is just an illusion!
>>28090020> NeutralFlip her off, all friendly like.
>>28090020>BoastDont worry, I may not look it but I'm built like a tank!
>>28090020>BoastPAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
>>28090020> NeutralI will be after I beat your ass.
>>28090020>BoastNO PAIN, NO GAINAND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO GET BOLTER
>>28090020>BoastMy upper glacis is thick enough for a shot like that!
>>28090020>BoastThank you Ma'am, may I have another!
>>28090078I think you mean that Trudy can tank it.
> Boast“Oh, I’m fine! Perfectly fine!” you say as you struggle to stand up. Joanna catches you as you nearly fall over. “Pain’s just weakness leaving the body after all!”“I wouldn’t call getting hit in the boobs by a fastball just a bit of pain.” She supports you as everyone begins heading to the showers.As soon as you feel that hot water hit you, your pain pretty much melts away. But GOD getting hit in the breasts hurt. That must be what it feels like for guys to get in the crotch. Thankfully, it doesn’t appear like there’s any lasting damage.You still lost though. The only lasting damage there is the damage to your ego.Joanna showers next to you, whistling innocently.Oh right, tanks.She looks over at you, any happiness faded away and replaced with skepticism. “So, starting up the Tankery program then?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28090139> PoliteTeach us, Joanna-sensei!
>>28090139>PolitePlease help. PLEASE!
>>28090139> PoliteIt's for a noble cause that cannot be disclosed at the moment.
>>28090139>NeutralGive it straight.>That must be what it feels like for guys to get in the crotchHA! At least you're still able to have kids if you get hit in the breast.
>>28090139> Polite"Yes, but you clearly dread it. Forget I asked."
>>28090139>Boast"In it to win it. Could really use your help, though"
>>28090139>PoliteFull disclosure, though. Even if she's not interested in participating maybe she can still give advice.
>Get hit in the tits
>>28090139Whatever we do, GUARD THE ASS!
> Polite“Well, not to toot my own horn, but yes.”Joanna nods, biting her lip. “Well, congrats then.”You say, “You know, we could really use someone with your experience. I mean, not a lot of us really know how tanks work. Or, know a lot about Tankery in general even.”Joanna sighs. “I can’t.”“Why not?”She shrugs, facing away from her and resuming her shower. “Oh, lots of different reasons. But, you know, we all swore off Tankery after Middle School. Never do it again, we all said. Besides, there’s better stuff to do with my time.” She says this, uncharacteristically saddened.You’re curious. What exactly happened with them?Then again, it is personal.> Ask> Leave it> Other
>>28090257>Leave it>"Well...you know. If you ever have any advice or whatever.">Reassuring ass slap
>>28090257>"Well if you change your mind, the offer is standing. And even if not, you ever want to talk about it and my ears are available."GuardAssNow
>>28090257> OtherNo prying right now, but warn that we will ask what happened at some point. Or that we'll stumble upon information as to what happened.
>>28090257This:>>28090306>"Well if you change your mind, the offer is standing. And even if not, you ever want to talk about it and my ears are available."Attack>Ass>Now
>>28090257>>28090354You make a good point anon, change >>28090306 to >Attack too.
>>28090257>AskNow's the time to ask if any.
> Ask“So, what exactly happened? Whatever broke you guys up?”Joanna looks at you. “It’s kind of personal.”You hesitate. “Well I- Uh. I just would like to know.”Joanna rolls her eyes. “Well, like I said. It’s personal. You might find out if you look elsewhere, but we generally keep to ourselves about it. I’d at least like some respect about it.”You nod. “Right, sorry.” You feel somewhat ashamed. Joanna though looks unfazed, but she’s definitely not smiling at all.Joanna shuts her shower off, and she leaves without another word.ALARMWelp, time for the next class.Theatre goes by again, with your class performing Party Quirks. Again. French class as well goes by with much fanfare as well, save for the whole –er –ir –re verb conjugation lesson which you barely paid attention to.But now, the moment has come.TIME FOR TANKS.> Head straight to the Sportsfield> Find your staff> Other
>>28090471> Head straight to the SportsfieldLET'S MEET THE INSTRUCTOR AND TANK IT UP
>>28090471> Find your staff> Other >>(Rally the rest of the crew.)>>(Assign teams to tanks.)
>>28090471>Find your staff
>>28090471> Find your staff
>>28090471B-but leave it won ;_;Our precious Joanna points.
>>28090471> Head straight to the SportsfieldThey know what to do.
> Find your staffYou decide looking for your staff is a safe bet first. You decide on the Courtyard first.“Hey Boss!” You find your staff already on their way there. Wow, that was actually pretty easy. You walk up to them, “Good day at school?”You shrug. “Eh, same old, same old.”All of you arrive at the Sportsfield, behind all of your crews surprisingly enough. The Naval Studies Engineers have even brought all your tanks out in a neat line outside of the warehouse. The crews have divided amongst their little cliques, but once they see you, their commanders all come to greet you.“Hey, Gertrude!” Cathy says. “We were just wondering, which tanks are we gonna be using?”“Yeah,” Samantha nods, scratching her chin. “Are you assigning crews, or can we just pick the tank we want for now?”> Assign crews> Let them decide> Other
>>28090471> Head straight to the SportsfieldNow I feel bad....Joanna helped us avoid the irish bitches.
>>28090639>Let them pick what they want, then check for conflicts.
>>28090639>Assign CrewsIf we let them decide themselves, there's gonna be conflict on who wants which tank.
>>28090639>Let them decideSeems the best way to do it.
>>28090639>> Let them decide
>>28090639> Assign crewsElse everyone not with a crew of 3 will just pick the Panther.
>>28090639> Let them decide
>>28090722You're assuming that they know what a good tank is and will pick based on that.
> Let them decide“You can go ahead and pick. The Sherman’s me and my staff though.”They all nod.Cathy jumps in the air, cheering. “We’ll take the Churchill!”> TEAM NOT-A-CHANCE-IN-HELL ASSIGNED TO CHURCHILL MARK I (VINTAGE)Anna scoffs. “Idiots. The French tank is obvious superior. We’ll take the S35.”> TEAM NEEDLEPOINT ASSIGNED TO SOMUA S35 (COMP. SPEC.)Marina crosses her arms. “Dibs on the KV.”> TEAM BEARCAT ASSIGNED TO KV-1S (COMP. SPEC.)Samantha pumps her fist. “Bigger guns equal bigger boom! We get the one with the stupidly big gun!”> TEAM MINIE ASSIGNED TO BT-42 (VINTAGE)Janek smiles, absolutely giddy. “We got the Stuart then! Victory!”> TEAM WOJTEK ASSIGNED TO M5A1 STUART (VINTAGE)Well, that solved itself nicely. No conflicts.Though, you’re quite surprised that nobody picked the Panther. Oh well.> Wait patiently for the Instructor> Talk to one of the crews (Specify)> Other
>>28090817> Talk to one of the crews (Specify)Needlepoint!
>>28090817>Talk to one of the crews (Specify)Need more Bearcat.
>>28090817> TEAM NOT-A-CHANCE-IN-HELLCurious of why they pick the churhill
>>28090817> TEAM BEARCAT
>>28090817>Talk to one of the crews (Needlepoint)Knew they'd choose the S35. So the instructor is going to be dropped from a C-17 in their M1?
>>28090817> Talk to one of the crews (Specify)Rifle Team (Team Minie). I wonder how they're gonna pull off indirect fire with their tank?
>>28090888Does Fredendall drive? It'd be pretty sweet if the instructor accidentally smashes her car while skidding to a stop in the parking lot.
>>28090993She is so anti-AMERICAN she probably drives this.
> Talk to Team Bearcat“Hey Marina. Excited for practice today?”Marina nods, smiling. “Tanks are way different from planes, but I’m sure we can do something with them.”“So why are you so interested in planes anyway? No offense I mean, just a bit curious.”Jenny says, “Well, our families have a bit of aviator blood in them. My grandpa actually flew an Airacobra during the war.”“Airacobra?”Marina clarifies, “P-39 Airacobra. It was a fighter, used a couple of fifties and a 37mm gun in the propeller. Very interesting design by Bell really.”Lidya says, “I’m more of a fan of the P-40 myself. Rugged design, versatile.”Hm. You know that plane, it was in that crappy Pearl Harbor movie where it takes two hours to get to Pearl Harbor then keeps going afterwards. That movie sucked.> Wait for the Instructor> Talk to another crew (Specify)> Other
>>28091037> Talk to another crew (Specify)Talk to the Polacks.Also>P-40>Not P-38
>>28091037>Talk to Team Minie
>>28091037> Talk to another crew (Specify)Nee-dle-point! Nee-dle-point!
>>28091037> Talk to another crew (Specify)Rifles. We haven't talked to them much.
>>28091037> otherhave everyone inspect their tanks. or in other words: LOOK BUSY!
>>28091037>Talk to another crew (TEAM MINIE)
>>28091065Talk to rifles
>>28091095>>28091092>>28091065Oh, shit, I just got why they're called team Minie
>>28091150I had previously thought it was a reference to Memphis Minnie, and I have no idea why.
> Some mixture of all of them“Hey, Anna. Interesting choice with the S35.”Anna shrugs, smiling. “Well, can’t compete with the French I suppose.”Samantha butts in. “Well, it ain’t gonna compete with our fuckhuge gun!” Megan Enfield, one of the Rifle girls, comes in and offers her hand. Samantha immediately slaps it, looking smug. “Yeah!”Anna looks at them skeptically. “Really. You think that” she points to the BT-42, “is going to outperform that?” she waves over at the much cleaner S35.Samantha crosses her arms. “Heh, you say that as if you know anything about guns.”“Do you?”“… no. But I know more than you!”You sigh. Interesting cast you have here.[1/2]
>>28091188[2/2]Janek comes in, still extremely happy. “Well, at least we got the Stuart. Means we’ll have speed on our side.” She gestures to Anna, “Unlike Miss France” and over to Samantha, “ and Miss Stupid.”Samantha looks mad. “Who you calling stupid? I’ll have you know competition rifle shooting requires a lot of math skills to pull off properly you a Poleaboo.”Janek raises her hands defensively. “I’m just saying. We probably have the only decent tank here.”You pop in with, “What about the Panther?”All of them look at the Panther. “What about it?”“It’s a good design, decent firepower, and we just had it tuned up. Surprised no one took it.”Janek says, “Yeah, I’d rather not go in a German tank.”All the other crews agree.Of course.You look over at Kitten and your staff, who seem to be scanning the skies as if Santa Claus himself was performing an early run.> Go see your staff> Talk to crews> Other
>>28091274>> Go see your staff
>>28091274>Go see your staffTank HALO Jump?
>>28091274> Go see your staffExciting clouds, eh?
>>28091274>Stare at the clouds too.
> Go see your staff“Interesting weather, huh, girls?”Lisa shrugs. “I don’t understand, she should’ve been here by now.”Nancy gasps. “What if she knows we’re just some newbie team and decided to just leave us in the dust!?”Lisa scowls at Nancy. “That’s stupid. We PAID her to come here.”Kitten crosses her arms, then squints at something in the distance. “Wait.” Everyone looks near where Kitten is looking. “Is that a Hercules?”You squint as well. Yep, a C-130J Super Hercules, bearing down on the ship. “Ah, maybe she’s just landing now.”…That Hercules is getting REALLY fucking close.Lisa says, “Aren’t they past the airport?” The droning of the propellers start becoming louder and louder. You and the crew are suddenly within it’s shadow. The back of it opens up, and you can see parachutes. Airborne infantry? No way.Wait a second.OH SHIT THAT’S A TANK.> Run> Stay where you are> Other
>>28091411>> Stay where you are
>>28091411>OtherClimb into the tank.
>>28091411>StayHold the line!
>>28091411>Stay where you are>C-130J Super HerculesIt's not an M1.
>>28091411>Gape in awe.
>>28091411> Other"Wow, the theater people really wants that Red Dawn: The Musical badly... I mean... TAKE COVER!"
>>28091411> stay where you aresteady ... STEADY!
> Stay where you areFuck safety, you stay where you are.The others follow your example and stay they are too, but they look as if they’re ready to run. You don’t blame them, you came pretty close to just running.The airdropped tank rests on a platform supported by parachutes, coming in at a near horizontal angle. It hits the sportsfield, skidding and kicking up dirt like a racecar. The parachutes snap off, as do the cables tethering the tank to the platform. It barrels through half the length of sportsfield and comes to rest in the center, with you being on the furthest end.The tank’s engine then starts up and it immediately drives away from the platform and drives towards you. You can just feel the awe coming from the team, yourself included, as it drives up and comes to a stop near you.The cupola opens up, and out pops a woman clad in Officer dress. She takes off her helmet and lets free her short brown hair. She looks at you with the determination that only the US Army can offer.“Afternoon, girls!” she says.You walk up, still in disbelief at what you saw. This tank definitely isn’t an Abrams. The Officer looks down at you. “You must be Gertrude Pool!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28087910Loader-chan is best chan
>>28091558>BoastDamn Right. Could it be an M8?
>>28091674>M8Damn... This thing still makes me sad... The last chance for the 82nd to keep their armour and they canceled it...
> PoliteYou nod. “I am.” The Officer hops down. You can see the patches designating her part of an armored regiment. You also notice the best thing ever about her: No Recruiter’s badge. She’s here to teach. You offer your hand. “You are…?”She shakes it, all smiles and sunshine. “Captain Jeannette V. Dubois. US Army Armor School. I heard you needed an Instructor so I brought the Sheridan out here with me.”You nod. “Sheridan?”She smiles, a chance to explain her tank. “M551 Sheridan Tank. Built to be air-dropped into conflicts while packing a lot of punch with a 152mm gun. And they call it a light tank.” She snickers. “A light tank!” She stops her snickering just long enough to look at you. “So, I’m guessing your crews and tanks are in order?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28091558please be a type 99
>>28091697>> NeutralWell, they all have tanks and are assigned, but we haven't really done much with the tanks and some still need work...
>>28091697>“A light tank!”>Sheridan>Armour can be penetrated by .50 cal bulletsYes, a light tank, what the fuck is this bitch going on about?>Neutral
>>28091697>> BoastReady and willing!
>>28091714Twinkle twinkle little planeHow I wonder what you rainLike roman candles in the skyUp above the foe so highTwinkle twinkle little planeHow I wonder what you rain
> Neutral“They’re as ready as they’ll ever be.”Captain Dubois looks over at your tank line up and your crews. Her smile immediately drops a bit. She nods. “Hm. Yeah, interesting.” She walks over, the crews all regard her with awe and amazement. She gestures them over and says, “Now now girls, don’t be shy. Gather round.”The girls all crowd around her front, looking curious. Captain Dubois crosses her arms and says, “My name is Captain Dubois. I’m here to teach you all the art of Tankery.” You stand next to you, looking as professional as you can. “As I can see from your line up, this is going to be a real challenge. But, I haven’t given up on grown men and women twice your size, I won’t do it now. I’m guessing your tanks haven’t been fitted with the standard Tankery safety gear yet?”You shake your head.“Got the shells?”You shake your head again.“That’s alright, I brought my own.”The Hercules quickly makes another pass and drops a crate down onto the sportsfield near where Dubois landed. “Now, how about we start simple. First team to make it to that crate wins. On your mark, get set, go.” The crews all look around confused, then quickly realize the situation and run to their tanks.> Participate> Observe> Other
>>28091852>ParticipateAt least she's trying to actually train us.
>>28091852>ParticipateLEAD FROM THE FRONTFOLLOW MEEEEEEEE
>>28091852>Participate LET'S DO THIS
>>28091852>ParticipateYou know, come to think of it, if we do recruit the Aces we can give them the Panther...
so seeing as no one took the panther, can take it?
>>28091909No.We're command, not frontline.
>>28091884It's almost like the German crew will take the German tank. Soon, Anon.Soon.
>>28091919and I'm not seeing the problem, its got the range to hang back, and the armor to keep its flag safe, if you think that just because its a panther it should be on the front you're an idiot
>>28091919Its like you think that Tactical Flexibility does not exist...
>>28091938The Panther is one of the best tanks we have available, why the fuck shouldn't we keep it on the frontline instead of using it as a tool to stroke your ego?I'd prefer to save it for the Aces and let them get some proper use out of it.
>>28091909Yeah I'd prefer we ditch the Sherman for now and lead in the Panther. If I have to choose between a Panther or a Sherman at the sidelines, fuck the Sherman. We can relinquish it to Team Iron Cross as soon as we recruit them. The Panther is too valuable to sit idle. On the other hand, while 150km operational range of the final drive is more than enough for one tank battle, it's gonna be an expensive bitch to maintain, so for training the Sherman will do.
>>28091965>150km operational range of the final driveThat is pretty goddamn terrible, can't we replace it with something less fragile? It isn't like it's going to affect its actual performance outside of maintenance issues.
> ParticipateHAHA, TIME FOR TANKS“Lisa! Get the engine running!”You quickly run over to your Sherman. Your staff immediately but clumsily head inside the hatches, with you going in through the turret hatch.The cozy atmosphere of the tank is offset by the fact that it’s FUCKING DARK and you can barely see shit. “Lisa! Can you get us over there?”Her response is to turn on the engine and immediately start driving. You need to remind yourself to ask her how she does that shit as if she’s been doing it her whole life.Your Sherman is quickly the first one off the field. After a few minutes, the SOMUA S35, the Stuart, and the KV-1S follow you. The BT-42 unfortunately throws a track, and the Churchill simply refuses to start. That simplifies things at least.Lisa’s taking the Sherman to full speed and with that, you’re the first to reach the airdrop by leagues over the other crews. The other crews show up a couple of minutes later, with the Sheridan just close behind. Dubois pops out of the cupola on the Sheridan.“Right, we got some work to do.”> Gunnery Practice> Maneuvering> Combat Theory
>>28092010>Combat TheoryGet our basics down before doing the practical.
>>28092010> ManeuveringLet's get the basics done first.
>>28092010>> Combat TheoryAnyone else convinced we need to comp-spec the other tanks pronto?
>>28092044Not the Churchill or the BT-42, just get better tanks. The Crusader and SU are still available after all.I'm fine with the Stuart however.
>>28091994If you find the drive from a Panther II... t'was more expensive to build but being the same planetary gear system the Tiger used, it was a great deal more reliable. Not as hard to get by as you might think. It was used in the Jagdpanther.
>>28091964>using it as a tool to stroke your egorefer to >>28091938>you're an idiotalso, you'd prefer for it to sit idle being unused and have us go into a match without our best tanks?
>>28092010>BT-42 unfortunately throws a track>Churchill simply refuses to startVINTAGE QUALITY.I'm surprised the Stuart didn't encounter any problems yet.> Combat TheoryWell, we ain't maneuvering with 2 broken tanks now...
>>28092090The Stuart isn't shit-tier like the other two tanks.Seriously, just buy better tanks.
>>28092010>> Maneuveringcan't do anything else if they can't move their tanks
>>28092070In fact, I think we should just go Full Jagdpanther and make it the flag tank. The sneaky long-range jagdpanzer tactics complement the necessity of security for the flag. The KwK 43 should be able to deal with anything tournament-legal that isnt classified as super-heavy.
>>28092067>>28092109Sweet Zombie Jesus, I just realised that the BT-42 costs 19,000 to upgrade.Fuck no, that's even worse than the Churchill. At least the Churchill has the LJA and heavy armor going for it.
>>28092137We should inquire as to how much we can actually get for it from a collector/museum and buy a whole new tank alltogether. The girls like a big gun. That sounds like SU-122.
>>28092109I'd like to point out that despite their quality, we need tanks at this point. Period. We also need crews, but I can't expect German Schteel to give us the same amount of plot armor Oorai had. The Church has a decent upgrade path if we can get to it, I know nothing about the BT and most think we should sell it, which I am fine with.
>>28092136Nah, I'm ok with using it as our flag, but I'd rather give it to the Aces when we bring them aboard.They used to drive a Tiger, so ambush tactics probably aren't their forte.
>>28092154To be honest, completely overhauling the Churchill is probably going to be way more expensive than just buying a new MK.IV. It's not worth it.
>>28092137We could oblige the Rifle Team's big gun needs with a SU-122. Way cheaper and CompSpecc'd already too.
>>28092152There's probably some Finn museum that wants it...
>>28092186See, I would be fine with this argument if we knew what it would cost. We need Schteel to give us more prices...
>>28092137I love how overhauling our shit-tier tank to make it slightly less shit-tier costs more than a much better tank.Makes our decisions much easier.
>>28092162>but I'd rather give it to the Aces when we bring them aboard.Oh totally, it would just be a waste if we didn't have the best crew in our best tank>They used to drive a Tiger, so ambush tactics probably aren't their forte.they were used in the same roles, both favored ambush tactics when they could, the difference being the time period the Tiger did the majority of its fighting, the germans were fighting a long slow retreat, so they'd send 3--4 Tigers and a Bergetiger out and slow the russians, then recover in the night
> Combat TheoryFinally, a class you won’t fall asleep in.All of you quickly get some chairs and a whiteboard together inside the sports warehouse. With that in mind, Captain Dubois gives her lesson on Combat Theory.“… in order to maximize the effective thickness of your armor, you’re gonna have to learn how to angle the armor against the opposing team’s guns properly. Taking basic physics into account, the slope creates an effective thickness which increases the chance that a shot will bounce off rather than penetrate. The greater the horizontal angle the shot enters, the greater the chance of bouncing.”“… Tankery simulation computers take into an account an effect called spalling. Spalling is the effect where metal shrapnel is created by an effective hit, and it’s generally more dangerous than the actual shot itself. A shot will definitely not penetrate, this is all simulated after all, but generally most if not all Knockouts are because a shot has “killed” the crew rather than rendering the tank inoperable.”“… It’s generally a safe bet to assume a tank has weaker side or rear armor. You must learn the weakpoints of a tank however such as crew compartment, engines, ammo rocks, etc. These points will generally guarantee a faster knock out than if you were just to hammer the front of the armor like a lunatic.”Amazing. Everyone’s actually paying attention. Even you’re taking notes, and you’re not even entirely sure where you got this notebook from.> Maneuvering> Gunnery Practice(yeah, i might've posted to QTG by accident.)
>>28092010> Maneuveringthen the other two
>>28092253I rather convert it into a bt-42 into a light tank
We need to get something to replace the BT-42 and convince the rifle girls to pick that.Is the Panzerjager subquest complete?
>>28092297right now, its a fucking very rare tank, you do that, and you kill its resale value and get a shit tank instead
>>28092281But a TD is a very different beast than a Tiger, at least the Panther has a turret. Just because they were used in the same roles doesn't mean they required the same tactics to utilize to their utmost. Just keep things as familiar as possible for our Ace crew.
>>28092285shit then, if we can't move two of the tanks, can we at least fire the main guns?> Gunnery Practice
>>28092285> ManeuveringGotta steer!
>>28092297The BT-42 costs 19,000 to make it less shit, costing more than an entirely new tank (much better to boot), this isn't even good knowledge about tanks, this is BASIC FUCKING MATH.How are you possibly this retarded?
>>28092285>Gunnery practiceManeuverfags, please realise that a tank that wont start can still fire its gun, hand-cranking the turret. It doesn't need power.Leave maneuvering for later
>>28092285>Gunnery PracticeWe can't exactly maneuver with our tanks in this conditions.
>>28092338>But a TD is a very different beast than a Tiger...We were talking about the Panther right? >Just keep things as familiar as possible for our Ace crew.Thats the point of my post, it would be familiar to them, instead of putting them in a combat car or something stupid.
>>28092338You speak as if the aces are too stupid to adapt to a different vehicle.Give me some of what you're smokingalso>gunnery
>>28092371Um, I said Light tank not changing it into comp.spec. It's much cheaper.
>>28092285>Gunnery Practice>>28092393Man, just ask the crew when we recruit them. We aren't exactly being screwed by not converting the Panther, while their preferences are what matter in the end, considering we're only borrowing what's supposed to be their tank.
> ManeuveringYou sit in the Commander’s seat of the Sherman, Lisa driving. The Naval Studies Engineers have managed to get the Churchill working and they’ve managed to fix the track on the BT-42. Now it was time to learn how to maneuver. You’ve all been giving radio headsets so that you can actually hear what the hell Dubois is saying of course.All of the tanks roll down the sportsfield with the Sheridan trailing close behind.“All tanks, turn left!” shouts Dubois. You look down at Lisa.“Turn left, Lisa!” you say.Lisa stops the tank. Alright fine. She then applies reverse to the left track and forward to the right track. There’s a very worrying lurching sound, then a very scary metallic snap. The tank lumbers to a halt, the engine still running.“What was that?” you ask.Lisa looks back up at you. “No idea, go check.”Sounded like it came from outside, you pop the hatch and take a look around.“Lisa!” you shout. “You broke one of our tracks!”The Sheridan pulls up, Dubois standing in the hatch. “Yeah, probably should’ve warned you, most World War II tanks couldn’t pivot turn.”“Yeah,” you say. “That probably would’ve been helpful.”> Gunnery Practice> Other
>>28092425Yes, completely overhauling a tank to perform a different role is much cheaper. In addition to killing its resale value.How retarded are you?
>>28092425we'd be better off selling it and buying a dedicated light tank that was actually half decent and not a BT derivative piece of shit
>>28092449>> Gunnery Practice
>>28092449> Gunnery Practicefuck it, it's the lest we can do. we've fucked up enough of our tracks today
>>28092454Wait, no, apparently I can't read.Yes, apparently conversion to the BT-7 would be much cheaper. That said, it would be a net bonus for us to sell it instead and capitalise on its uniqueness. Then we could use the money to buy a better tank, like the SU or Crusader.Or hell, just both.
>>28092454I can understand what your saying but is it really necessary to call people names?Frankly, it kind of lowers your credibility. these are just suggestions and I don't like the BT-42 either.
>>28092449>couldn’t pivot turnbut our panther can, hooray for neutral gearing
>>28092505If you don't like my insults, you shouldn't keep bringing up stupid suggestions.
>>28092449> Gunnery Practice
>>28092505then sell it and get the crusader, much better light tank
>>28092505Do you have any idea what website you're on? If you can't deal with the mean little anon calling you names, either grow a thicker skin or get the fuck off 4chan.
>>28092497SU first, the Crusader comes in Vintage spec unfortunately, and selling the BT is pretty much decided on.
>>28092598>and selling the BT is pretty much decided on.i think the only thing stopping us from deciding on selling the churchill is the money needed for upgrades that we can't see, but i'm thinking that as is, we don't have enough money, which means its gonna be fucking expensiveso my vote is sell both
>>28092537True, i sometimes forget about that.
> Gunnery PracticeAfter a quick fix of your tracks, Captain Dubois has everyone lined up for Gunnery. Simulation rounds were issued to all tanks. Because nobody could decide who to actually use the gun, you decide to take it on yourself.The sights, as you imagined, of World War II make. It’s pretty simple now that you look at it but unfortunately all the math of it actually escapes you. Fuck it, you can learn it later.Simulation targets of an A38 Valiant have been set up downrange.Captain Dubois shouts, “Fire when ready.”You press the trigger.BOOMThe shot actually manages to strike the target’s tracks. Not bad considering you didn’t know what you were doing.With that, the training is completed.Everyone stands outside the warehouse in front of you, your staff, and Dubois, completely and utterly exhausted, and covered in grime as well. Tanks aren’t the cleanest thing in the world. Dubois however looks elated.“Excellent job, everyone!” she says. “I see a lot of potential out of all you. Can’t wait until our next lesson!”You lean over towards Nancy. “When is the next lesson?”“Tuesday.”You nod. Fair enough.“Dismissed!” she says.> Talk to Captain Dubois> Hit the Showers> Go home> Other
>>28092619You're not getting any complaints from me.Could use the money to buy a T-34 or something.
>>28092644> Talk to Captain DuboisWe gotta thank her for coming at least.
>>28092644>Talk to Captain Dubois
>>28092644>Hit the ShowersTIME FOR SKINSHIP, LADIES
>>28092644>> Talk to Captain Dubois
>>28092619I think we have enough for the Su of we do decide on selling the Bt, anything else will not really be worth or cannot afford even with selling the churchill. I'm not saying that we don't sell it but let's not deprive our teams of two tanks needed for training. one step at a time.
>>28092720We already have enough the SU, we just need enough money to buy the Crusader and upgrade it.Which I'll add is totally worth selling the Churchill.
>>28092691>that filename...I assume you have more?
> Talk to Captain Dubois“Say, thanks for coming out here, Captain Dubois. I know we aren’t exactly soldiers so uh…”Dubois waves you off, smiling. “Oh relax. You’re still just kids after all. Tankery’s more or less a martial art to be learned, not an art of warfare to be drilled into your head.”You nod. “Well, you’re not exactly what I expected then.”“Were you expecting R. Lee Ermy?”“Yeah, kind of.”She laughs and pats you on the head. “Ah, that’s funny. Well, I look forward to the next training session.” She climbs into her Sheridan. “In the meantime, I’m off to stay at Lafayette’s Five Star Hotel free of charge. Gonna pig out on the buffet.”The Sheridan drives off, knocking out a fence.She’ll probably fix that.> Hit the Showers> Go home> Other
>>28092644> Talk to Captain Duboiswith the others away, "ok, just tell me, how bad are we? can we even get half way into fighting shape in time?"
>>28092746>OtherArrange selling the BT-42 and buy the SU-122.I think we've put it off long enough.
>>28092735Not of those two, but here, have more Taeko
>>28092732We don't know how much a upgrade to a crusader will be so I rather wait on that. Consider all the previous upgrades to comp.specs are
>>28092746> Hit the Showers
>>28092746Make arrangements to sell BT and by SU-122 for the rifle team.
>>28092746> Hit the ShowersCleanliness is way better than godliness, you don't even know.But I guess we could do >>28092768 afterwards.
>>28092768This. Then HIT THE SHOWERS!
>>28092746>> Hit the Showers
>>28092773It's worth more than what the Churchill is, I'm totally fine with that.Especially since an upgraded Crusader would be far more useful than the Churchill.
>>28092798Now if we sell the Church, I have no problem with it. But I think our team needs a heavy tank, which we wont have.
>>28092832KV-1S.Not exactly the toughest of tanks, but our lineup is more focused on mobility anyway.
>>28092798That may be the case, but I rather save up some more money before doing that transition. Buying the Su-122 will serious drain our funds.that's assuming it is a Su-122 and it doesn't need work.
>>28092746>Hit the showers
>>28092843hence selling the BT. Why would anyone even consider selling the church? Theres many great things we can do with it, eventually. We dont need a team of 20 Tiger IIs right the first battle, you know?
>>280928421S is more of a heavy medium than a true heavy. While I do appreciate we're more based on mobility, the 122 isn't that fast. So having a heavy to balance it with.
>>28092843That is literally the only reason why I'm not advocating we sell the Churchill right this second.Of course, if we get a decent price on the BT-42, then it goes.
>>28092832There's still a superheavy to be found, apparently.
> Hit the ShowersThe showers are abuzz with girls discussing how strenuous the training was. Thankfully, it doesn’t seem to have affected their morale much. They actually seem excited for the next training. I suppose that’s the effect tanks have on people.You let the hot water hit you and wash away the grime on your face and hands.Nancy says, “That was really fun! Difficult but fun!”Lisa says, “Yeah. Learned about tanks today.”You nod. “Certainly did.”“I break the tracks once.”You have a giggle at her expense. “Anyway, Lisa, I was thinking on selling the BT-42. What do you think?”Lisa nods. “We’ll have to find a buyer first. I’ll keep an eye out.”You look around, the crews are still excitedly chatting and washing themselves. Except for Kitten.Wait, where’s Kitten?> Where’s Kitten?> Man fuck Kitten, keep showering> Other
>>28092895> Where’s Kitten?
>>28092888Given the rarity of superheavies, it'd probably be better to sell it and buy several smaller, more useful tanks.>>28092895>Man fuck kitten, keep showering
>>28092895> Where’s Kitten?Oh no, save the Kitten! Or find, you know.
>>28092888I'm currently advocating selling that for money until we know what it is. Depending on what it is and its reliability I may reconsider.
>>28092872Because it's pretty useless in its current state, requires serious investment to even get it to comp spec, and an even bigger investment to upgrade to later marks.I'd just prefer to sell it and buy the Crusader, and if people are still bitching about the Churchill, buy a MK IV later. A IV would still probably be cheaper than just upgrading the I.
>>28092895>Where's KittenFIND HER NOW, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28092895>> Where’s Kitten?Search mode on.
>>28092895> Where’s Kitten?where is my Kitten at!
>>28092895>Where’s Kitten?Also, Schteel, we have enough to buy the SU right?Why haven't we bought it?
>>28092912depends on the super heavy and how much it will take to repair it. Let's not think about it until we actually find it.
>>28092895>Where's Kitten?Here Kitty Kitty!
>>28092895>Where's Kitten?>>28092933There aren't that many superheavies. It could be a Löwe.
>>28092940That is under consideration while I feel hesitant on doing so, I just rather wait until our transaction with the BT-42 is done. One Tank at a time.
>>28092984Name me a single superheavy tank that wasn't complete shit.
>>28093004Or an E-100.Which would actually be pretty nice if the specs I'm reading on wikipedia are right.
>>28093070>all those shot traps
>>28093054True, but again I kind of want to see what it is first before we're thinking of selling it
> Where’s Kitten?“Kitten?” You walk out of the showers and into the lockerroom. Sure enough, Kitten’s sitting on a bench, playing on a DS. Probably Pokemon. “Hey, Kitten, why aren’t you showering?”She doesn’t look up from the screen and simply states, “because I can shower at home?”You scoff, crossing your arms. “So you’re just gonna be dirty all the way home then and start tracking mud, grime, and oil all over your apartment?”“Yes.”You sigh. “Come on, Kitten, take a shower.”“No, there’s people in there.” Kitten scoots away from you a bit. “They’ll see me.”“You didn’t seem to care this morning.”“Well, that’s different.” She looks up at you. “It’s you. Notice that I’m not blushing or glancing away from you. Full eye contact bitch.”You pout. Kitten, always shy.> Convince her to shower> Leave her be> Other
>>28093089>> Convince her to shower
>>28093093>>28093070>All these tanks that aren't legal.
>>28093089> Convince her to shower"They don't give a shit about how you look anyway. And if any of them happened to do so, they wouldn't complain I don't think. C'mon, everyone's nice!"
>>28093089> Convince her to showerA team needs to have no secrets from each other if they're going to work together. How do they expect to fight for each other if they won't shower with each other?Kitten, get naked, right now
>>28093089>Convince her to shower#LewdTimes
>>28093089>Convince her to showerDon't be a disgusting smelly fuck.
>>28093093Isn't this the photoshop one that always shows up in the GUPQ thread?
>>28093093Wonder how much that would cost if it was possible to get...
>>28093129>That isn't complete shit.
>>28093093...How does it turn?
>>28093144It doesn't. I goes forward slowly.
>>28093089>Leave her be"OK, but you'll take a bath as soon as you get home, and I'll be sure of that because I'll scrub your back. Again"
>>28093144It isn't real, that's how.
>>28093144>turnHA!WHAT A FASCIST CONCEPT, COMRADEIT DOES NOT NEED TO TURNIT DRIVES OUT OF FACTORY AND FROM THEIR STRAIGHT ONTO BERLINDA, THIS IS GOOD IDEA
>>28093089> Convince her to showerotherwise drag her in one way or another.
>>28093138And how exactly is it complete shit?No hate, just curious
>>28093144IT DOES NOT NEED TO TURN COMRADE!
>>28093172It's exceedingly situational.The situation being an immobile enemy directly ahead of it.
>>28093120I think it's based off a "real" fake tank, called the KV-VI.>>28093144"It doesn't need to turn. It'll drive straight to Berlin!" - Stalin, referring to the KV-VI
>>28093186Doesn't really mean it's shit.
>>28093198It's complete shit in every other situation.
>>28093196Except the KV-VI doesn't exist.At least not that one
>>28093205Not senshado leagal.
> Convince her to shower“Come on, Kitten. They won’t care if you’re nude if EVERYONE is nude.”“But-“ TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS. “Oh for…” You pout your hardest, drawing your face as close as you can. “Stop.” FULL GUILT BLAST BITCH. “Trudy-“ GUUUUILT. “FINE! OKAY!”You beam. “Yes!” Kitten starts undressing, muttering something indistinct. After a minute, she’s in the buff blushing like… well a schoolgirl. You need to come up with better similes damn it, you’re from below the Mason-Dixon line.You lead her in, her using you as a human shield as if someone’s gonna pop up and shoot her.Nancy looks over. “Hey, President. Hi, Kitten!”Kitten looks away, muttering out a greeting. Nancy looks at you for clarification.You explain, “She’s never showered in public before.”Nancy nods. “Ah, I understand. I remember how embarrassing it was the first time I used the showerrooms.”Ramirez says, “A senior slapped my ass the first time I used them.”Lisa looks over at you looking desperately like she wants to change the subject. “So, how do you think today went, Boss?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>28093205Not legal. Step it up.>>28093229>Boast
>>28093229>NeutralIt was a startWe still have a long way to go though
>>28093220Read my post again, please.>"real" fake tank>fake tankThe Stalin quote comes from the article the KV-VI was described.
>>28093229>NeutralWe have a long way to go.And buy that friggin SU!
>>28093276Buy SU.That BT has to go one way or another.
> Neutral“I think things went well.”Lisa nods, smiling. “Say, since you were thinking of selling the BT-42, maybe you want to buy another tank?”“Yeah, I was considering either the Crusader or the SU-122.”Lisa nods. “Yeah, call me tonight to confirm that. I’ll get ‘em bought. Same with the BT-42, I’m gonna need time to find a buyer for it.”“Alright.”You continue showering. Kitten is still standing near you, almost sharing your shower. Eh, best not to provoke her, you’ve done enough today.> Talk with a crew (Specify)> Talk with your crew> Finish up and go home
>>28093369Talk with a crew (Raifus)
>>28093369>> Talk with a crew (Specify)Rifles about selling their tank and getting another one with a big gun.
>>28093369>> Talk with your crewOpinions, people what have you?
>>28093369>Talk with a crew (Minie)You girls are getting an upgrade.
>>28093369>Talk with a crew (Specify)The freshmen. We need to talk about their callsign, it's too long.Also ask them what could've driven the Aces apart.
>>28093229> Boastrally the troops, improve morial
>>28093369>RiflesAnyway, go with the SU-122, because it already comes in as comp spec and it replaces the BT-42 we're selling.
>>28093369What, she's not even showering properly? Fucking Kitten. If so, step out a bit so she can shower while hiding, as we talk:> Talk with a crew (Minie)UPGRADE
>>28093369> Talk with your crew
>>28093416>Also ask them what could've driven the Aces apart.I bet Fredendall did it
How much do you guys think we could get for the BT-42?As far as I know, there's only a single surviving example in the world.The only comparison I could make is for a hellcat, which I was looking into buying, that went for nearly half a mil.Course, tanks are a lot more common in this universe.
>>28093369>> Talk with your crewAnyone heard any rumors this or last year about those Aces?
>>28093369>OtherTeach Kitten to shower properly, forcefully.
>>28093421Well, we have almost 15k if im not mistaken. the SU is 12, the crusader 10, so we need just over 7k from the BT to simply buy both.
>>28093483But the crusader houses 3 crew while the freshmans team is like 4 or 5.A couple will be left out
>>28093483Yeah, but with that said, the Crusader needs to be upgraded to comp spec, which is going to cost a lot. I'm torn between just waiting to see what next week's selection is or just blow the money on the Crusader.
> Talk with a crew (Team Minie)“Hey, girls.” You greet the Rifle team, with Kitten still using you as a security screen. Samantha smiles at you.“Hey, Gertrude. What’s up?”“Eh, just letting you know, we might be putting up the BT-42 for sale.”Samantha nods. “Alright, great!”You raise an eyebrow. “Huh, I thought you’d be saddened.”Natalya says, “The BT is a total piece of shit. I’m sure whatever you’ll get us next won’t be.”You shrug. “We’re looking into something with a bigger gun. No turret, but it’ll be leagues better than BT-42.”Samantha nods. “Great! We’ll be waiting!”> + 5 MORALE TO TEAM MINIE> Talk with a crew (Specify)> Talk with your crew> Finish up and go home
>>28093508>Talk with your crewRamirez! Skinship Kitten into the comfort zone!
>>28093502>>28093507yeah, I'ma throw in my vote for the SU-122
>>28093508>Finish up and go home (With Kitten)
>>28093508Skinship the fuck outta kitty
>>28093508Talk with the freshman about the Churchill?
>>28093508> Talk with a crew (Specify)Poles
>>28093507oh balls, yes, it was vintage.Lets spend the money on the churchill then, as soon as we raise the required 13k from what we're left with after the SU and BT
>>28093508>OtherTeach Kitten to shower properly, forcefully.
>>28093508>Make sure Kitten isn't skimping out on cleaning. Use copious pouting if needed.
>>28093508> Talk with your crew
>>28093539>Lets spend the money on the churchill thenWhy?Because right now we don't have enough money to see the other upgrades which will be expensive as fuck, aside from the fact that the churchill does not fit in with the wolfpack of tank we currently have, sell it off and get something better
>>28093539No.Fuck no.I'm torn on whether to get the Crusader, but I sure as hell like it better than the Churchill.
>>28093508If Kitten is not washing, motion to wash her.
>>28093572yeah, lets not sink money into the barge that is the churchill, also, that crusader is going to be expensive as fuck to get up and running fully, whereas the SU-122 comes comp spec already
>>28092644Damnit I missed my chance to post pic related
>>28093589I'm going to laugh and cry if Su-122 is not what it is or is a vintage.
>>28093588Because fuck you, that's why.What the hell do you think it costs to buy a vintage crusader and get that to comp standard? AT LEAST twice what a compspec church upgrade costs.
>>28093644you guys say this stuff as if you know what the prices are gonna be.to be blunt, neither do I, but that's part of the fun.> Some mixture of everything“Gotta wash, Kitten,” you say as you scrub her back. Kitten sighs, still blushing intensely and keeping her eyes straight and forward. Her gaze was probably in danger of boring holes into the wall.“Hey, Gertrude.” You look over, Janek in her full naked glory.“Hey, Janek. You’ve met Kitten, right?”Kitten mentally screams.“No, I don’t believe I have,” says Janek. She looks down at Kitten and offers her hand. “Janet Kos, my friends call me Janek.”Kitten slowly looks over, but keeps her eyeballs on the wall. She shakes her hand. “Carol Smith, my friends call me Kitten.”Janek snickers. “Cute name, cute girl!” Kitten goes red as a tomato as she looks away.You say, “She’s shy.”Janek nods. “I can relate, I was like that in Middle School honestly, wasn’t a fun time.”You nod, understanding. “Yeah, me and Kitten went through a lot in Middle School. But we’re here now! And we’re doing tanks!”Janek claps her hands together. “Sweet, anyway, me and the girls are gonna head out for the day. Catch you later.”You wave them off, “See ya.”> Talk with a crew (Specify)> Talk with your crew> Finish up and head home> Other
>>28093644Which is why we're spending the money on the SU-122 and not on the Churchill.Problem anon?
>>28093676> Talk with a crew (Specify) The Freshmen. We haven't talked to them at all yet. Need to make sure their morale is still high.
>>28093676> Talk with a crew (Specify)Ask what Team Needlepoint thought of today. They were the...least related? Let's go with that...club hijacked, after all, would be interesting to hear their take.
>>28093676>Talk with your crew>Kitten mentally screams.Muh sides.
>>28093676>Talk with a crew (needlepoint)
>>28093676>Talk with a crew (Needlepoint)
>>28093676> Talk with a crew (Specify)Freshman
>>28093676>You'll never be a cute girl taking a shower with other cute girls
>>28093676I bet the sewing people would be interesting to talk to in the shower.>Talk with a crew (needlepoint)
>>28093676> Talk with a crew (freshmen)
>>28093676>Talk with a crew (Sewing club)
>>28093676Oh shit, did we ever get an ETA on those swag ass uniforms?
> Talk with a crew (Team Needlepoint)“Hey, Anna, what’s up?”Anna nods at you, smiling. “Hey, Gertrude. Where’s Kitten?”“Probably using me as a screen.”Anna looks behind you, and sure enough, she spies Kitten and instantly has a bit of a squee moment. “Ooooohhh you look so cute!”Kitten mutters something.“Anyway, Anna,” you decide to keep her focused. “How was today? Learn much?”Anna shrugs. “Oh, the tanks were everything I expected them to be. Dirty, cramped, I actually accidentally groped Mamie a couple of times, and overall, just plain dirty!” Anna sighs, crossing her arms. “But when I fired that gun for the first time, I swear, it was… pleasurable.”You nod. “Really?”“Really.”Cathy and her crew come over. “Hey, Gertrude.”“Hey, Cathy. What’s up?”“Oh, not much. You know, I’m in high hopes for our next session!”You raise an eyebrow. “Really? Especially after what happened with the Churchill?”She waves you off. “Oh me and the girls just love the Churchill! It’s like our little baby! If it was a couple dozen tons.”Ashleigh nods. “It was so fun driving around in it!”“And that armor!” says Tara.Cathy nods. “Anyway, we gotta be going. See you!”You nod, waving them goodbye. “See you.”> Talk with a crew (Specify)> Talk with your crew> Finish up and go home> Other
>>28093853>> Finish up and go home
>>28093853>Talk with a crew (Aviators)I don't think we've talked with them much.
>>28093853I don't think we should be selling the Churchill so soon if the crew loves it.>Finish up and go home
>>28093853>Talk to a crew (Freshmen)We live in these goddamn showers.
>>28093853> Finish up and go homeWe should do something with the main crew over the weekend. Team bonding shit.
>>28093853>Talk with a crew (Aviators)
>>28093853>talk with a crew (flygirls)
>>28093853>Talk with a crew (Specify)Aviators.This thread needs more planegirls.
>>28093900 HereChanging my vote to team bearcat, don't want to split the talking vote.
>>28093853>I actually accidentally groped Mamie a couple of times>accidentallySure ya did.
> Talk with a crew (Aviators)> Finish up and go home“Hey, Gertrude.” Marina greets you as you start getting dressed in the lockerroom. She’s also getting dressed.“Hey, Marina, what’s up?”“Just wanted to say I really enjoyed today. Was really hard, rigorous, and damn if it didn’t make me want to go back to flying. But hey, it was fun!”You nod, smiling. “Thanks, I really appreciate it. I try to keep as many people as I can happy you know.”She nods, tapping you on the shoulder. “That’s what I like about you. You know, the KV-1S kinda reminds me of the Russian planes of World War II. Well-armored, decent guns, maneuverable, all that stuff.”You nod. “Eh, I’m more of an American plane girl myself. Even though I really don’t know much about planes.”She snickers. “You spend some time around us, you’ll be able to fly a plane.” She puts on her blazer, completing her uniform. “Anyway, see you next time.”You wave goodbye. “See ya!” You look over at Kitten. “Ready to go?” Kitten has her arms crossed, her blush has faded but is still noticeably there, and she’s puffed her cheeks. Yeah, she’s a bit pissed. “Kitten?”She sighs. “Fine, let’s go.”You also wave goodbye to your staff, who still have things to do.Of course, now is good a time as any to confirm that purchase though.> CONFIRM PURCHASE OF SU-122 (COMP. SPEC.)> Y/N?
>>28093895yeah, that would tank morale pretty bad, looks like we're keeping it for the time being, heres hoping those upgrades to later Mk's are cheap
>>28094015>Y LET'S BUY IT
>>28094015>YMake it so!
>>28094015>YES! we must have it!
>>28094015also, whats our money like right now, after upgrading the panther and whatnot?
>>28094017That would depend on how good the replacement would be.
>>28094017Yeah, that was one of the things I was waiting for, to see if the Freshies liked it.Since they do, kinda not wanting to sell it.
>>28094096well, if we get one of the later Mk's with a good HV 75, none of that LV vickers shit, imagine the gunlines we can make with that, the panther and the SU-122
> YYou give Lisa a quick call to confirm the purchase of the SU-122.“An SU-122 huh?” says Kitten. “Good. It’s a way better assault gun than that BT-42.”“Well, Lisa’s looking for a buyer for the BT. Hopefully we get some money out of it.”Kitten nods. “Only around a dozen or so BT-42s were ever actually made, so you might make some money from a museum or something. That’s really where they belong.”The two of you continue on the walk home. Looks like the sun has pretty much set on today. Your stomach growls.“Hehehe,” you scratch the back of your head, giggling nervously. “I don’t suppose you mind cooking dinner for me?”Kitten raises an eyebrow. “Since when can I cook?”“You’re a nerd. Can’t nerds cook?”“No… yes. But I don’t cook as well as Nancy that’s for sure. I’m not gonna pull lobsters out of my ass. We going to your place or mine?”> Yours> Kitten’s> Other
>>28094120And the KV-85.
>>28094145> Yourswe spent the night at hers, time for her to spend the night at ours
>>28094145>> Kitten’sDinner date?
>>28094145>> Yours>>28094120Plus, I think the freshmen team would be good in a solid, steady tank.
>>28094145>Kitten'sIt's not like we like staying at her place or anything.
>>28094151its the 76.2 right now, I'm hoping the 85 won't bankrupt us
>>28094170Wha...?That isn't the picture I wanted.Friggin' 4chan.
>>28094193It's 22,000, expensive, but worth the cost, especially if we get one of those nice IS-1 turrets with it.
>>2809423123,000*so yes pricey, but very worthwhile when we get a decent amount of cash, for now its 76 will be more than serviceable
> Kitten’s“Yours. You probably have all the cool ingredients.”“Yeah, like instant ramen and hot pockets.”“Don’t talk shit about Hot Pockets.”The two of you arrive at her dorm and soon enough, your shoes are off and the bras are unhooked. You both breathe a collective sigh of relief.“I’ll get dinner started,” says Kitten. You take a look around the dorm and spot HELLO HELLO Doc Savage comic books.What would you like to do?> Help Kitten> Read some Doc Savage> Other
>>28094283>> Help Kitten
>>28094283>> Help KittenEven Hot Pockets can taste better after some experimenting with sauces.
>>28094283>> Help KittenTOTALLY NO HOMOSEXUAL UNDERTONES HERE. JUST COOKING. HOT COOKING.
>>28094205Are those....pistol mags?0/10 too corrupted for me.
>>28094320we need to get her an apron so she can cook naked for us
>>28094338its a 9mm carbine kit
>>28094283> Help Kittenwe made this mess, we help too.
> Help KittenEh, fuck Doc Savage for now. It’s time for cooking.“Need any help?” you ask. Kitten shakes her head.“Nah, we’re just gonna have instant noodles. I don’t feel like overextending myself today. You know how it is.”You shrug. “Not really. I mean, how hard can it be?”Kitten looks up at you. “Trudy, do you remember the last time you tried to help me cook?”You cross your arms. You genuinely do not remember. “Nooo…?”“The Fire Department was not amused.”Oh, THAT.You shrug. “Okay, fine. Do it yourself. I’ll just stand here and look pretty.” You toss off your blazer and stand behind Kitten. Already bored. Kitten’s pouring water into the bowls.Hm. Kitten always has her hair down. Wonder what she’d look like with a ponytail. Or maybe pigtails. Hell, you can do her hair in a bun or something-“What are you doing?” she asks.“Pardon?” you say with a French accent.“You’re playing with my hair.”… You continue playing with Kitten’s hair.After a few minutes of waiting, cooking, and playing, the instant noodles are ready. TIME TO EAT.… WITH ENTERTAINMENT OF COURSE> Doc Savage> A Movie> Kitten> Other
>>28094205>>28094338I would take her with me to be my partner in a zombie outbreak. 10/10 would let her use my shotgun.
>>28094434> KittenI can't help it!
>>28094434>> A Movie
>>28094434>KittenTHERE'S NO OTHER FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT
>>28094434>KittenThe only entertainment we need!
>>28094434>> KittenShe's way too cute to not mess with
>>28094434>Kitten.Time to setup the LAN and to lose gracefully in FPSes to Kitten...as always.
>>28094586i second this.
> KittenYou quickly consume your noodles. Then, when Kitten is deep in a Doc Savage story, you again start playing with her hair.“You know, you happen to have some hair your head too you know,” she says.“Hey, I know that. I just wonder why you don’t try to style your own hair.” You take a quick sniff of her hair. “Or use a decent shampoo.”“Whatever works, Trudy, whatever works,” she says. Idly flipping a page.“Still,” you say. “Maybe a ponytail or something. Or hell, go fucking pigtails, be like one of them schoolgirls in those pornos you always watch.”Kitten giggles. “There’s a difference between me and them, Trudy.”“What’s that?”“They actually have sex.”Both of you break out into uproarious laughter. It lasts all of five minutes until the both of you calm down. Then, Kitten says, “We need boyfriends.”You agree. “Yeah.”> END DAY
>>28094617Welp, that does it for today. Will return on Friday at the usual time of 3 PM EST. Also 500 posts, woo.https://twitter.com/AdBa19Follow the twitter, and I'll see you next time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qerg0LyLi6c
>>28094617>boyfriendsHA HA HA.
>>28094617>boyfriends>Not Tonk Sexual>>28094628Good run Schteel.
>>28094617>“We need girlfriends.”FTFYand they already have some, they just don't realise it yet
>>28094617>“We need boyfriends.”Why am I relieved to hear this?
>>28094683You're not the only one. Not a yurifag.
>>28094683>>28094698Agree with both of you.
>>28094546>KinzieI think you mixed up "cute" and "so sexually aggressive she makes the Boss afraid of what'll happen when they have sex."
Some archive it?
>>28094704I don'tIn more ontopic news, which variant of the churchill would be best for us? as much as i'd love a Mk VII, I think a Mk III would do nicely
>>28094747I'd really like a VII to, but a IV would be good, I want at least a 75mm.
>>28094747>>28094788Any variant is fine with me at this point but that should be a secondary objective for now.
>>28094808True. Upgrade it and the Stuart to comp-spec first.
>>28094825Stuart comes first, much cheaper and that's only if the BT-42 offsets the cost the Su-122
>>28094924Agreed. But we're going to need another source of money soon. Donations aren't going to cut it.
>>28094636well, if the orginal GuP quest can hire male tank crews from the U.S.A. so should we.
>>28094975If you didn't notice, it's Lafayette Girls Academy. Great fucking reading skills, Anon.
>>28095039doesn't stop blackjack to add male crew to Ooarai.Then again, its fucking Anzu...
>>28094975Are we even in the same universe?
>>28095073Yes, go read the prolog.
>>28095073>>28095090I don't think so. In Blackjack's version, American Tankery is primarily male 1v1. In this one the American girls laugh off the idea of male tankers in the sport.
>>28095090All I'm seeing is that Ooarai exists and so does tankery. Nothing about Pershings or American tankers.
>>28095039So is Ooarai, and guess what particular part of GuP canon got raped in that quest.Here are your choices:a_ "Girls school" mean only GIRLS can go to it.b_ Senshado is a female only sport.The answer: both
>>28095399Agreed. Schteel should stick to GuP canon, we really don't need the introduction of male crew members.
>>28094205> Carbine length> 9mm> That groupingI'm wondering if I should be impressed or confused