Previously on washed up villain quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Washed%20up%20villain%20questBRAND NEW PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/ZFFtLDe6Ten years have passed since you arrived in the island of witchwood, and were adopted into the town of knothole glade. Your mother hasn't let you forget that part, that it is on her good will you did not end up a balverine's dinner, even though she does nothing but get drunk and forget you exist. But she's the only family you have, and you still have a few years before you can leave her house, let alone this Avo forsaken island. You stare up into the grey sky, looks like rain, it is always rain. You would be out playing with the other kids, its just that they seem to mistrust you for some reason, hell one of them tried to stab you with a sharpened stick to prove you were a balverine despite the fact it is doubtful you'd survive a balverine attack. You sigh deeply as you think of what you are going to waste your time with today. Perhaps you'll go and torment the children smaller than you, maybe you could sneak into the arena, hell you could even wander around the woods. There is one problem however, you stand out like a sore thumbHow do you stand out from your peers? Your size, you're taller than a good deal of the adults around hereyour speed, you could outrun a balverine You are just a strange child, an air of unease follows your every step
>How do you stand out from your peers?We have a plasma cannon for a face
>>28008622NO, I will not allow plasma cannons this early on in this part, I learned my mistake with the magic
Rolled 42>>28008605> You are just a strange child, an air of unease follows your every stepAlso a bitching mustache
>>28008643You sir have fine tastes
>>28008605your speed, you could outrun a balverineMustache is mandatory also.
>>28008702You do as well
>>28008605once again we have a three way tie
>>28008605We have been marked by the unholy brand of Bethany, a mustache resting upon our upper lip, which is rather stiff.
>>28008823Well that just feels a tad cheap
>>28008850Ok so three votes for mustache, guess we'll just decide the strength, skill, or will thing later
>>28008872Mustache represent the balance and perfection of all 3.
>>28008884no we grew the Mustache with pure will
>>28008605> You are just a strange child, an air of unease follows your every stepOur presence is almost...otherworldly...
>>28008605Now remember kids, no matter what we pick here, we can always hit, shoot, or burn something to get better at that aspect of our Villainy. It's Albion, violence is color coded!
>>28008605By aura of unease you mean perfectly groomed mustache, right?>[X] Aur of unease
>>28008850Your mustache, despite being a child, you have a rather glorious mustache. This no doubt is why the other children avoid you, which in turn makes you wish a balverine will eat their parents (Or you could just run them over with a train) or perhaps its because of the fact you hear voices in your head and tend to stare at them for extended periods of time makes them call you strange (one voice, and you're supposed to have a voice in your head to tell you wrong from right). Possible madness aside, you are bored(so what will you do my little friend) torment the smaller children arena forest try to earn some coin around town otherFlaw gained: Voice of the past(You have a rather naughty voice in your head, and despite you being the only one able to hear it, it makes you seem a bit odd)Clothing gainedVillager clothing
>>28008970Evil is yellow. Yellow like crunchy chicks.>>28009049[x] otherLets torment adults instead.
>>28009049> try to earn some coin around townwe need to enhance our wardrobe
>>28009049> torment smaller children
>>28009089We only need a single article of clothing: a top hat.By the way, what is our name? Probably a girl name or Slagator.
>>28009049 otherOrganize the smaller, more impressionable children into an adorable urchin street gang. We get sweets from merchants in exchange for not "accidentally" harming their merchandise when they're away.
>>28009116Our mother dearest calls us Gunter, and beats us whenever we try to correct her.
>>28009116Gunther Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly The fourth
>>28009116Same as last time, except we're not Villian Bethany Dastardly the Fourth instead of the third. Although our mother tried to name us Gunther if I remember correctly.
>>28009082>Torment adults insteadWelp, that gets my vote.
>>28009124>>28009082This is perfect.
>>28009049Head to the Arena and start critizising the fighters for their lack of imagination when performing their kills.
>>28009215Indeed it is. Then we can blackmail the merchant by threatening to give fake infos about the merchandise to the travelers and the heros."His crunchy chicks are kinda munchy""He pees in the health potion""This isn't beef.""Its actually marinated in balverine pee"
>>28009082Go visit the Knothole Glade Demon door.
>>28009215(Gather minions, you need some of those)"For once I agree with you" You say to yourself.(That's a smart lad, now find some kids with minds like putty)."What's putty?" you ask the disembodied voice in your head(its kind of .....just find some idiots to bend to your will). You soon find them, most other kids call them balverine bait, they aren't to bright, but they like to cause trouble, despite being quite small."Oi" You say hitting a barrel like a drum to get their attention away from the mud "You little shits want to play a game?". they nod"What game is it,Hairy?" one of them asks(Kill him first). You bite your lip trying to resist the sudden rage welling in youwhat do you say its called keep away (stealin) its called lie about the merchant (blackmail) its called huntin  it called beat up the runt who called me hairy write in
>>28009342> its called lie about the merchant (blackmail)Lets start small.
>>28009342[X] its called lie about the merchant (blackmail)And after we are done we can play beat the runt who called us hairy.
>>28009342>its called beat up the runt who called me hairythen>its called keep away
>>28009393Or we put all the blame on him.
>>28009393Supporting, we can use our cred after the success to impose our violent will.
>>28009422"Its called lie about the merchant" You say(OOooooh blackmail)"How do we play it?" One asks(I stand corrected, kill him first, it will help the gene pool)"By lying about the merchant" You calmly explain""He smells nice" the dumb one replies"NOT HERE YOU IDIOTS" You shout.the merchant, he has a mustache like yours, and is currently selling meat"Now just lie about his wares and he'll give you stuff" You says twirling your mustache "and then you give it to me"."OK" they say in unison before skipping offroll 1d100
Rolled 4>>28009499I can't believe its not balverine!
Rolled 57>>28009499...dear lord I can see why they are called bait.
Rolled 13>>28009499That's Hobb meat right there.
>>28009520I see most inhabitants of Albion as barely sentient
Rolled 81>>28009499Fun universe. Trying to imagine what us in Overlord would be like though.
Rolled 63>>28009499The mercahnt says he does mommy and daddy things...to the meat before he sells it!
Rolled 85>>28009499If this rolls 1, then that means that we've improved his sales because his wares were so shitty to begin with that if you lied about them, you'd only tell compliments.
Rolled 43>>28009543They certainly work on such a low level of sentience that they make even us feel smart.Its as if they were the result of poor AI programming and writing.
>>28009576"That there meat smells of balverine" One of them says"It looks like the arm of a hobbe as well" another adds"What are you saying" The merchant laughs before whispering "beat it kids""I hear he does things to the meat" another adds "naughty things""Mommy is this were you sent biscuit?" another says. ah yes its working well, people are staring, and not buying anything. The merchant is sweating.(Well its better than my start)"Hairy HAIRY!!" they shout as they run into your alley way hideout "LOOK AT ALL THE GOLD WE GOT"100 gold coins gained"Excellent" You say with barley contained joy as they hand you the loot"What else do you want to play" they ask(ahahahaha, sucks to be you)What do you do Well I guess this is karma go to the arena, they're to scared to follow you go into the forest, same as above other
>>28009551We'd play the second overlord to Justice's Fay. Also, Gnarl would be ecstatic to find us.
>>28009664and like dust on the wind, the idea of Bethany and Dio teaming up is forgotten
>>28009656> go to the arena, they're to scared to follow you
>>28009656 otherLet's play hide the coin! I'll give each of you one coin, and then you hide it in your safest place. The one of you that finds the most of the others' coins, gets to keep half! The other half goes to me as a judging fee.You have until dark, go!
>>28009656They could be useful pawns. Spend more time to assert yourself as their leader.
Rolled 53>>28009656We buy supplies from traveling merchants and sell them at a profit.
>>28009703LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK!
>>28009656> go to arena
>>28009718The average villager has a life expectancy of one second in real combat
>>28009656We should go to the arena. Let's chat with the guards how arena fighters have gone to shit because they're just doing it for the money instead of for the love of the art.
>>28009656"Good, friends. Now, I'll give a coin to each of you if you beat up the boy that called me "Hairy". My name is Bethany. B-E-T-H-A-N-Y. I don't appreciate rudeness."
>>28009703The setting is made for wacky villainy.
Rolled 73>>28009752Violence is not the answer to this problem. Art is.We are going to turn him into a piece of art. How about we hang him by the feets in front of the city's gates with a bar of soap in his mouth?
>>28009734Guards. Make them strong like guards.
>>28009741"Its called" You begin seeing their eyes light up "LETS ALL PLAY IN THE ARENA". and with that they are gone, shouting about their mothers and needing to take care of the sandgoose. Well that was amusing for the few moments it lasted. And now you're bored once again, well mindless blood shed should fix that. You managed to sneak into the arena without any of the guards questioning why, perhaps thinking you a midget or something. inside is a a stall selling armor and weapons of all kinds. The current batch of soon to be corpses look sligthly better off than the last ones who managed to kill the captured balverine, though it appears one of them took ol charlie's place, bless his soulwhat do you do taunt the balverine talk to someone other
>>28009864 otherTalk to the Balverine. Point out the weaknesses of his opponents to him and fish him a scrap of meat if you can find one. We no longer have our Corgi, we must replace him.
>>28009864>talk to someonefind out what's going on.
>>28009895mainly because dogs don't exist in fable 1
Remember guys, we're a kid, that means we're effectively protected from law. Most we'll probably get is a stern scolding and maybe few slaps to our bottom. We should use this as a way to establish a criminal operations that'll allow us to acquire a house which we shall rent out. Remember, gaining housing monopoly in fable is the key to wealth. Also, you'll get evil karma if you ramp up the rent to maximum that is allowed.
Rolled 57>>28009864Tell the heroes that balverine are actually deadly alergic to cheap iron weapons because of the impurities. We are from the island, we should know.Most adventurer come in with expensive steel that doesn't affect them at all!
>>28009864>[X] taunt the balverine
>>28009933You had to kill people to get house in fable 1
>>28009926There's no reason to tie yourself that tightly to a particular game's mechanics. If you want to bring in sand furies from Fable 3 for example you totally can.
Rolled 95>>28009959HeheheheheHAHAHAHAHAWe could start by killing someone, buy his house, rent it, kill the the occupants, rinse and repeat.
>>28009961also because you are ON ISLAND, in which balverines are like godamned stray cats
>>28009864Start going on how the heroes need to get their combat multipliers even higher until they pay you to shut up.
>>28009895does this count as taunting?
>>28010015No, it's called "coaching"
>>28010015Maybe taunting politely, and showing him how to better himself and get his GED?
>>28009944This, but local wood.
>>28010010Clearly we must establish a telepathic network that allows us to pester adventurers with random trivia they've heard 500 times before. Actually, I'm pretty sure that just for coming up with that kind of system, the headmaster deserves some respect.
>>28010041"OI" You shout banging on the cage with a what looks like a mostly chewed shoulder pad "FLEABAG, WANT SOME MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" The balverine slams into the bars, knocking you down to the ground, it tries to grab you with its clawed hand, but fortunately it is chained to the wall after the last one ate a drunkard."You fucker" You moan rubbing the back of your headwhat do you do throw the shoulder pad at him annoy the contestants leave try and steal something roll1d100 other
Rolled 19>>28010106> try and steal something roll1d100Try to steal a resurrection potion or silver weapon.>>28010093Or we could hack in the existing one and replace the trivia with dangerously innacurate informations
>>28010106> annoy the contestants
Rolled 25>>28010106>otherClaim you are a contestant, and that your height is a disability.
>>28010169[X} Stealing of course.
Rolled 86>>28010207Do you want us to die so soon?
>>28010169Well, guess we're going with stealing. Expecting we'll get some money as well.
>mfw I read we could have gone to jojo land>mfw this song comes on my computer right then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM.
>>28010106> annoy the contestantsClaim to be the good luck midget, only 5 gold pieces to stroke your lucky mustache.
Rolled 52>>28010106>trick some contestants into fighting each other so you can steal in the confusion.
>>28010246Oh lord, they are waiting for Bethany, the pillar men, I can barely wait
>>28010169You decided to steal something, but what. no one is looking at you, seeing as two of the oafs that are about to die are fighting eachother. The stalls are yours for the takingwhat do you grab a hat a potion a shiny (gem) other
Rolled 71>>28010372> a hatOf the top variety of course.
>>28010312As long as Stroheim is still there everything will be ok.>>28010372Is the hat a top hat by any chance?
>>28010372[X] a hat
>>28010312Wham: "You ripple users are all the same, always spouting about how they're never going to forgive me for killing their friends."Dick: "I resent that statement."
>>28010440Dick: especially seeing as I used them as living shields
>>28010440Implying we wouldn't just bust out our ab machine gun and blow him away.
>>28010372> a hatWe will upgrade as necessary, Marv style.
>>28010435(GRAB THE HAT GRAB THE HAT GRAB THE FUCKING HAT)."What this strange thing" You say grabbing an unusally tall hat(YESYESYES I NEEEEEED IT)"Ok" You say to yourselfItem gainunusually tall hat"ME MOTHER'S NOT A WHORE" A voice shoutsroll1d100 to avoid getting trampled
Rolled 44>>28010511Dastardly Dodge Activate!
Rolled 47>>28010511Too our mother is.
Rolled 90>>28010511Well, apparently we're getting trampled
Rolled 43>>28010511Call Skorne for help!
Rolled 1>>28010567I always know things are going to be ok if I roll pretty high because the next roll is always even higher.
>>28010603rigging the dice is never a nice thing to do anon.
>>28010603take the first 1 out of your dice roll, else you always get 1's lel
>>28010567"Oh sweet Avo no" You say as the mountain of a man crashes into the stall, carrying a far smaller man like a rag doll, you dive out of the way, your new hat landing on your head as you do so"SIR PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY" the smaller man screams as the big man carries him over to the cage"I DON'T CARE" THE BIG MAN says as he shoves the smaller man into the cage, his beard blowing in an unfelt wind "NO ON INSULTS ME MUM". this is followed by a bloodcurdling scream and you getting blood splatter on your already dirty clothes. (Nearly became a bethany pancake)"What's a pancake?" you ask(a gift from god)"Ok?" you replywhat do you do look at the balverine's cage pat the big man on the shoulder leave before something else happens deepen your voice and mock the big man's mother roll1d100other
>>28010603>UpdatePlease do not count that, for the love of god. It's not a proper roll.
>>28010671>>28010675>>28010681I know I just wanted to see if it would work twice. I should also point out that the dice was a 10000 anyway.
>>28010698Hey, someone fed the balverine!
>>28010720Indeed. Lets go see how he is, now, that he's no longer hungry
Rolled 5>>28010698> deepen your voice and mock the big man's mother roll1d100Oh golly, did your mother have sex with a locomotive?
Rolled 4>>28010698>[X] deepen your voice and mock the big man's mother roll1d100Time to get another guy in trouble.
>>28010698"I'd do the same if someone were to call my darling mother that as well. It would be true, but I'd have to kill him for honor's sake. What is your moniker large fellow?"
Rolled 43>>28010751>>28010738You boys want us to die?Let's instead play with the dangerous wild animal.
>>28010698[X] look at the balverine's cage
>>28010758> pat the big man on the shoulderTo clarify, a vote for this.
Rolled 67>>28010698> othertry and chill with balverine
Rolled 9>>28010765Come on, what is the worst that could happen?
>>28010791are you sure you wish to proceed with this actiony/n
Rolled 79>>28010818Of course.Children immunity.
Rolled 98>>28010818n! N! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, N!
>>28010845From the law not angry fat people.>>28010818n
>>28010818I would rather play with the dog.
>>28010901As an angry fat guy, I can confirm this.
Rolled 48>>28010911Why are you angry?
>>28010879You think about insulting his mother and passing the blame onto another, but quicly squash these thoughts as a half eaten arm flies through the airWhat do you do (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE) Leave other
Rolled 3>>28010928> (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)CAPS!
>>28010924For a lot of reasons. I don't actually even know them all.
>>28010928>[X] (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)
>>28010928 (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)
>>28010996the arena is silent, save for a half heard memory of the gnashing of teeth and tearing of flesh, and far more screams than one man could ever hope to make. you look through the bars, and see a hand clawing hopeless at you before it is pulled back into the semi darkness of the cage. The man has been torn into barely living shreds, and from what you can see it appears that the balverine has torn open his rib cage to feed on his organs."H..help m..me" The man begs through a half torn of job. You smile, its almost like the work of an artist, shouldn't you be ill to seeing a man getting devoured alive by a beast that used to be a man? You stare for a few more seconds, savoring the crunch of bones and his screams before you a dragged away"It's ok"the woman says hugging you to her gracious bossom "He's in a better place now".(Yeah the wolf man's stomach)what do you do (if you move I'll give you nightmares) pretend to be scared and run off other
Rolled 13>>28010928> (LOOK IN THE CAGE I WANT TO SEE)
>>28011121Jaw, I meant jaw, how did I even write job. well lets just pretend its because you were raised in a place without any form of education
>>28011121> (if you move I'll give you nightmares)
>>28011121>  (if you move I'll give you nightmares)
>>28011121[X] (if you move I'll give you nightmares)I'm guessing this is the "pretend you were so frightened you couldn't look away" choice.
Rolled 3>>28011121> otherAttempt to reanimate the corpse using sheer will.Failing that, start laughing like a madman.
>>28011139Can we read? It would be pretty awkward when we go to that hero school/guild and they hand us a book which we will respond with " I CAN'T READ" with tears in our eyes.
>>28011121> (if you move I'll give you nightmares)Sniffle a little and hug.
Apparently this universe doesn't like villains that much with all the rolls we're getting.
>>28011121> Make half hearted struggling motions with our arms and head, then give up and carefully cop a feel.
>>28011363Luckily, this isn't something we need to roll on. People just like rolling dice.
>>28011261(If you move I'll make you suffer through that nightmare that made you wake up screaming most of last year, you know the one with living dead eating those overly colorful "people", the one that caused your mother to remove the bars from your window to increase the chance of you getting eaten by a balverine?)"No she didn't" You mummer"there there it will be alright" The woman says patting your head.(.......I HOPE YOU LIKE NIGHTMARES KID)"But you said" You blubber."It will be alright" The woman says "The balverine can't get you here".(Its called lying, I thought you did it all the time, like telling little Jimmy's father he tripped when you were out playing in the woods)"He did trip, I wasn't lying" You cry, making it sound more like he didn't trip."That's because the bad man threw him in the cage" The woman says "BRIAN, I SWEAR TO AVO I'M GOING TO SKIN YA ALIVE YA BIG BEARDED BASTARD"."BUILDS CHARACTER" The man says.what do you do slip away stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED) other
>>28011452> stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)
>>28011452We might have to steal that catchphrase from Brian.
>>28011452> slip awaytry and steal a loose weapon if possible
>>28011452Go see the Demon door on Knothole Glade. If I remember correctly, he was supposed to be a friend with a dark wizard.
Rolled 84>>28011452> stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)We must endure throught this torture to become stronger.
>>28011537No wait, that was a different demon door. Knothole glade one was the one with arrows I think.
>>28011537the one you shoot in the eye?
>>28011452> stay (TIMESKIP AN HOUR OR SO OF BE CODDLED)Yessss......
>>28011581An hour passes, and you finally regain your freedom. As you leave the arena you hear Brian being scolded by his wife for surviving the damn place. It's now raining, harder than a troll's hide.What do you do Play in the mud shove a smaller kid in the mud The forest is so much prettier in the rainsee what your mother is doing other
>>28011568YeaI was thinking of a different door, sorry.
>>28011620>see what your mother is doing
>>28011620> The forest is so much prettier in the rainBeing around you mother is never a good idea. When it rains, she gets mean...er.
>>28011620> The forest is so much prettier in the rain
>>28011620[X]see what your mother is doingThis should be good.
>>28011620>  Look into the actions of your mother
Rolled 97>>28011620 The forest is so much prettier in the rainRolling because I am too lazy to erase the email field
Rolled 1>>28011683You look towards the forest, it is ever so pretty when it rains. You begin to walk towards the gate, all the other children having fled inside. You look for the gate guards, it appears they are to busy trying to keep the torches from going out to notice a child going out to play. You skip past them, your leather shoes becoming caked in mud as you run and dance through the forest. far more lovelier than the town, though you don't know why, it just reminds you of home more for some reason, even though knothole glade is your home.You don't know why the adults keep telling you to stay out of here, its so much funner than the town. You hear a rustling in the bush, and decide to investigate. You find, in small clearing a........
>>28011785A..rabbit, how.....boring. You sigh as you turn around to continue having fun in the forest, when you discover that you don't recognize this part of it, it looks diffrent from a few moments beforewhat do you do You know the way roll1d4 (most rolled number is used) ...........mommy? (oh you dumb child) other
Rolled 64>>28011837> otherGo deeper down the rabbit hole.Read, go deeper into the forest.
>>28011837> (oh you dumb child)The voice in our head hasn't been wrong yet!
>>28011837Follow the rabbit. That can only end well.
>>28011785> otherFind a log and hunker down inside till the storm abates. Plan you mischief while inside.
>>28011837>>28011871Deeper is the only way!
Rolled 20>>28011949D-D-Deeeeper oniisanY-Y-Yamete! Yamete oniisan!>>28011991More rabbits?
>>28011949*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hRXxnTue5w*(Go deeper, I like this place)."Don't need to tell me twice" You say as you walk into the rabbit clearing. It looks like there were some ruins here, or maybe those are just some rocks, you jump between them until on of them cracks open when you step on it.(Oh look its little jimmy). You down, to see a small skull beneath your heel.(Now correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you trip him along the road)"....yes" You say as you look at the surprisingly small skull. And then you hear a howl.(well that explains that). "Balverines?!" You shout before you bite your tongue. Well this is just perfect now isn't it.What do you do stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100 run roll1d100 other
Rolled 84>>28012094 stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100If you run, the HAVE to chase you.
Rolled 79>>28012094> stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100Grab a tree branch and arm ourselves with a sti... a cane!
>>28012145Well it is possible to beat balverines to death with your fists, you get a tatoo for it too. THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY
Rolled 12>>28012094[X] stand your ground as still as death itself roll1d100
Rolled 18>>28012171but...a cane.Never mind. Lets show this balverine our brilliant fisticuff technique.
>>28012195>>28012195You also happen to be a child
Rolled 2>>28012222A child and a GOD!
Rolled 34>>28012094 other Stare the fuckers down.
Rolled 79>>28012222I fail to see your point.But that balverine will see our mighty fist.
>>28012240You can see that this world isn't going to let us get away with the bullshit the 3rd pulled off. I guess that's what you get for not fulfilling your role as the cartoon villain by strictly by the book.
Rolled 100>>28012222With our glorious new hat, we could impossibly lose.
>>28012118You stand still, in a cold sweat, or perhaps its just the rain. The howls and roars get closer, closer, CLOSER. And then they stop, you close your eyes and listen closely. Sounds like sniffing, and it feels warms. You open your eyes and nearly bite off your tongue in fear. a few inches from your face is the horrid visage of a balverine(AAAAAHH MYSELF DAMN, that's fucking horrifying). Through supreme willpower you managed not to scream in terror or move an inch as the massive beast smells youwhat do you do Avo help me..... BE A MAN roll1d100 (aka punch the man eating monster) (want me to handle this for you kid?) run roll1d100 other
Rolled 81>>28012307Yikes.Fist of the north star mode.Hokuto no Dick.>>28012315 BE A MAN roll1d100 (aka punch the man eating monster)
Rolled 66>>28012315Consider >>28012307 to be "punch the man eating monster" please.
Rolled 80>>28012315> otherHowl like a motherfucker.
Rolled 97>>28012315> Pet the Balverine.
>>28012307Do you wish me to count this?y/n?
Rolled 58>>28012370YES YES YES YES YES YES
Rolled 98>>28012222not seeing the problem here
>>28012370No, it wasn't linked to a real option to begin with unfortunately.
>>28012370As long as we get a Balverine Fur coat.
Rolled 2>>28012425Or a balverine hat.
>>28012370If we get to beat a Balverine with our bare hands then i'm all for it.
>>28012402>>28012365You stare at the fang filled maw of the beast. The smell of rotten flesh nearly overpowers you. But then you begin to think, this thing, you've seen it's ilk be slain by the men of the village, and in the arena, it doesn't scare you(Yeah, that's the spir....WAIT WHAT!!!)you ball your fists, and smile. the balverine roars at the slight movement. But it isn't able to do anything before you punch it in they eye, it roars in pain clutching its eye.(oh great you pissed it off)is..is that blood?what do you do YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!! run roll1d100 LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100 other
>>28012456We've got a hat already. We're still missing a coat and a cane.
Rolled 46>>28012528> LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE
>>28012532the cane in this world does damage equal to a stick
>>28012528> YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!
Rolled 14>>28012528> LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100
>>28012528Can we combine> LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100and> YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!
Rolled 79>>28012528> LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100We're committed now I suppose.
Rolled 91>>28012528>[X] YOUR BONES SHALL AID ME JIMMY!!!!!!HIS BONES WILL BE OUR WEAPONS!
Rolled 78>>28012592a roll would be nice.
Rolled 3>>28012566Which is why we need to acquire our original stick. Also > LET ME SHOW HOW WE FIGHT IN KNOTHOLE GLADE roll1d100It's time to roll.
>>28012603Yea, let's go with this.
Rolled 30>>28012603We could also use his skull to make ourselves the most accuratly named skullcap.
>>28012603While the balverine is stunned by your massive balls of steel, you reach towards the ground on pull up what appears to be a half chewed arm bone. You hold it like a dagger, waiting for the balverine to make the next move. It roars in feral rage, and pounces. The world seems to slow down as you jab the make shift weapon forward into it's eye. It lets out and unearthly scream as the bone of a dead child pierces the same eye you hit before. it begins trash about in pain, all the while its screams chill your bonesroll1d100 to hold on to the bone
Rolled 75Lets try again.POWER MODE.
Rolled 65>>28012715Grip of Steel (Mustache)
Rolled 97>>28012715WE ARE GUUUUUUUUUUUUNTHER!
>>28012770Shit son.Calm down.
Rolled 18>>28012715HOLD DAT BONE
Rolled 79>>28012715we be ninja now
Rolled 7>>28012795You could say we have the weirdest boner.
>>28012770it roars in pain as you drive it deeper as you refuse to let go, so you roar as well.(uuuuh). It swings you round and round with its trashing, but you refuse to let go of the bone. You twist around and around, its screams getting higher and higher pitched with each twist, you can barely hear the flesh tearing from your work. It rams itself into a tree, but you refuse to let go. You are now on its back. and your mother is never going to believe thisWhat do you do hold on for dear life THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100 enjoy this moment while it lasts roll1d100 other
Rolled 42>>28012862> enjoy the ride
Rolled 28>>28012862TWIST IIIITThen cut off its head as a trophy.
Rolled 83>>28012862> THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100
Rolled 93>>28012862> THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100I AM GOING TO WEAR YOU LIKE A COAT!
Rolled 23>>28012862[X] Enjoy the moment while you twist the bone shard until it dis.
Rolled 97>>28012862>THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100
Rolled 78>>28012862[x] THIS....IS....WITCHWOOD (twist the bone shard until it dies) roll1d100Then we have it made into a coat.
>>28012908It *would* make a nice coat to go over our suit. Pity it wasn't a white one though.
>>28012941you are wearing villager clothes
Rolled 80>>28012941Stop being so greedy, lets focus on wrath and pride.
>>28012959Our eventual suit of course. Unless we grow out of it in which case we will just have to find another balverine.
>>28012913(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olD_3Psy2-k)You smile and begin to laugh as you begin twisting and pushing the bone with all your might as the balverine desperately tries to claw you off its back. You pull it out only to stab it back in with the fury of a dead god. again, and again, and again. Until the bone begins to shatter from the force of your strikes, which should be all but impossible at your age, but you've heard tales of people being able to do such feats when their lives where on the line. the bone of jimmy begins to crumple and fragment, but you don't stop, more and more of the bone becomes logged in the ruined socket where the balverine's eye used to be. It lets out a pitiful roar as it falls to its knees and then collaspes, driving what's left of the bone into it's brain, killing it instantly<meanwhile across the sea>"Stay back....you..YOU WITCH" the man cried as the small well dressed girl approached him."You hurt my mother" the little girl cries."Please....don't hurt me" the terrified man begs as he backs into a wall "this is murder""Murder?" the little girl asks with fire in her eyes "What you did was murder, THIS...is justice".<back to gunther>You look at the dead beast. Did you really do that.(Well it looks like your a man now, I thin I'm going to cry)what do you do drag it back to town as proof of your deed Stare at it Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH other
>>28013120> Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAHYou took a page out of MY book, I'm so proud!
Rolled 47>>28013120> Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAHThen find something sharp and skin it.
>>28013120> drag it back to town as proof of your deedFor sure, gotta prove how goddamn manly we are.
>>28013120>[XWell it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAHDrag it back also....if we can find our way back.
>>28013147alsoTitle gained: Balverine Hunterand when you get back to town they'll tatoo a howling balverine on YOU AS THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY
>>28013120Damn you OP why are your choices all so good?> drag it back to town as proof of your deedGet ourselves a cool tattoo.
>>28013120>drag it back to townhave it made into a coat
Rolled 13>>28013175>and when you get back to town they'll tatoo a howling balverine on YOU AS THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAYHmm, tattoo it where exactly?
>>28013120> drag it back to town as a proof of your deedCoat get!
>>28013120> Well it looks like jimmy, had a bone to pick with you YEAAAAAAAAAAH> drag it back to town as proof of your deedWhistle nonchalantly as you swagger into the village
>>28013196dosen't say where I'm guessing chest/ back
>>28013120>make Jimmy joke to voice in head>drag it back to town and have a Balverine skin top hat made for yourself! Also make a bone cane from the thing.
>>28013226Didn't we already steal a tophat?
>>28013226We have a perfectly good top hat right now but I really like the cane idea.Maybe later we can kill a white balverine and make a top hat out of him, go for the whole evil guy in white look.
Rolled 7>>28013226No no no, the cane was Bethany the third weapon.We shall wield...a boneblade!
>>28013274This wasn't an albino balverine, just a regular one.
>>28013282Knothole glade is known for its axes, but that doesn't matter
>>28013282It's got my support as it's already been shown that bone gets the job done.
>>28013291I know thats why I say we kill a white one later when we are less childlike.
Rolled 31>>28013302Axes are for lumberjacks and Canadians, which are incidently the same thing.The only gentlemanly weapon are the sword, the swordcane, the cane and various firearms.
>>28013282Is this a sword now or some sort of axe or something?
>>28013282How easily concealable is a boneblade?
>>28013388This is Albion, you don't need to conceal shit.
>>28013215*Try to get your combat multiplier EVEN HIIIIGHER*(the fuck was that)"I didn't hear anything" You say as you kick the dead beast "also it seems jimmy had a bone to pick with you eh"(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)"Well I better drag this back to the village" You say "They won't believe me otherwise". You begin to whistle as you drag the creature with some difficulty"this is going to take awhile" You say as you take a rest(GET BACK TO WORK YA LAZY SLOB)."Fine you sigh".Several hours later"Well if ya see mah good fer nothin son, tell im he ain't gettin no supper" Your mother's voice says"aren't you the least bit concerned he is most likley dead?" the guard asks, he sounds tired."Oi" you say between pants as you drag the fat bastard uphill "Don't mind me, just killed a bloody balverine". Your mother faints at the sight of the damn thing."Avo's breath" the man laughs "looks like we got ourselves a new hunter, never new they came in such little packages, well better show the others this, say big scary hunter, how do you feel about tatoos, I bet the pain is nothing to you"(ahahahahah)"Of course it's nothing" You say puffing out your chest, before he grabs you and your kill and pulls you inside the gates "...c..can't we do this later""No" he replies.Soooon"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAA" your screams are said to echo all the way to the mainlandwhat do you do see what the witch girl is doing dream scream bask in your new found popularity  other
>>28013416>28013416>>28013416Tatoo gained: Image of a howling balverine
Rolled 73>>28013416Craft a coat from his hide and a sword from his bones.
>>28013462Bone is weak as fuck
>>28013416> bask in your new found popularity
>>28013416[X] Scream then pass out and dream about what the witch girl is doing.
>>28013469What about something with a bone handle?
>>28013502that sound's like the knothole glade way
Rolled 59>>28013469Even Balverine bones? Come on, throw us a bone here.Maybe just a sword with a bone handle?
>>28013282CompromiseA bone cane sword
We had a cane and cane blade so why not go for the axe build this time? By the end of this quest we shall have mastered all weapons.
>>28013591Cane= stick damage
>>28013596including the deadly puggle
>>28013599I think that's a cane made of bone with a metal sword inside. Did I get that right?
>>28013548three way tieshall I roll it?
Rolled 68>>28013596Do we look Canadian to you eh?>>28013599How about a really large cane-greatmace?
>>28013613Yes, but I also doubt any one knows what a cane is on witch wood island
>>28013596It is the traditional weapon of our town and we can use it for walking as well.>>28013631This >>28013548 was me, I'll say go for the axe.
>>28013649if we were Canadian we would be wielding a sharpened hockey stick
>>28013653Then the voice in our head should educate us and therefore the rest of these savages
>>28013674I meant for the action
>>28013683We shall show these savages what it meant to be dapper.
>>28013674Agree. Axes are best weapon. We also aren't that gentlemanly this time.
>>28013687Oh shit. I thought we were passing out while screaming then dreaming of the princess.
>>28013416> see what the witch girl is doingYeah son.
>>28013710Its choppy, AND its smashy. Whats not to love?
>>28013710Lies! The axe is clearly a gentleman's weapon.
>>28013735To put it bluntly, I prefer the mace.
>>28013767You are a funny guy. I think I will kill you last.
Rolled 43>>28013767>>28013735How about an hybrid solution?
>>28013761"ah bless im, he fell asleep" a large bearded man says."looks like a wee baby" another adds "a wee baby with a mustache".Meanwhile on the mainland."What do you mean a hero?" Astraia grey asks."One of will it would seem" a robed man says."Hush, she is probably very confused about all this" the old man with a mustache says."Does that mean I have to go to the guild" the grey child asks."only if you want to" the old man says patting her on the head "though it may be wise as the man who you set on fire may have friends, braver men then he".what do you do of course back to gunther  pass out other
>>28013852>[X] of courseMeanwile Gunther is wondering what the hell he is seeing with Bethany telling him to shut up and keep watching.
Rolled 42>>28013852> otherSet the guy with a mustache on fire
>>28013852>[X] of course
>>28013893TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TO GAAAAAAAAAAAH YOOOOOOOAAAAAARGH COMBAAAAAAAAAH MUUULTIPLIAAAAAAAAAAH EVEN HIGHERAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAA
>>28013852 pass outMeet Gunter in dreamland.
>>28013837I think we've found a compromise.
>>28013905"Of course" Astraia says"Well then" the man says " follow us""Funny that she's abandons bowerstone so easily" A guard says"Bah didn't want a witch ruling here anyways" another says. The little girl clenches her fistswhat do you do FIRRRRRRRRRRE IN THE MANOR gunther time other
Rolled 84>>28014014> FIRRRRRRRRRRE IN THE MANORFire is not a solution, its THE solution!
>>28014014[X] Gunther time
>>28014014> FIRRRRRRRRRRE IN THE MANOR"You pigs have no place living in my birthright. Leaving you to infest it would be an...injustice."
>>28014061meanwhile gunther is beating the shit out of some kid in his own home
Rolled 61>>28014061Wouldn't it be funny if we ended up saving the world from Justice?
>>28014014> gunther time
>>28013964What about something like this guy has?
Rolled 25>>28014124Its missing something.
>>28014081Well, if you think about it, Justice usually needs to be tempered by Wisdom. As a child, Justice wouldn't have the wisdom required to really suit the role - most things are an injustice to a 10 year old. And oh lord, the terrible teens.
>>28014061"You pigs have no place living in my birthright. Leaving you to infest it would be an...injustice."The resulting fire could be seen for miles. Weaver when questioned if this was a good idea to train hwe answered only by asking the heroes in training if their health was low and that rambling on about combat multiplier <stop Gunther time>A week or two has passed, and you own the town, well at least in the eyes of the other children(OVERTHROW THE CHIEF)and your voice in your head is as annoying as ever. Hell you're even allowed to drink the grown up drinks now life is goodwhat do you do beat up a kid visit the tavern Hello fellow balverine hunters care to join me for a drink in the tavern (drinking contest between ten year old and burly men) roll1d100 other
>>28014140Bone handles? Better resolution?
>>28014140>>28014140a braided mustache?
>>28014177also any ideas for description of archive, just want to get this out of the way
Rolled 32>>28014154> otherOVERTHROW THE CHIEF!
Rolled 23>>28014154> Hello fellow balverine hunters care to join me for a drink in the tavern (drinking contest between ten year old and burly men) roll1d100Imagine their faces when they see this 10 yr old out drink all of them
>>28014156It's missing not being a crossbow too. visit the tavernWe must learn the secrets of this town, so that we may slowly turn it to our 10 year old will. And then...no bed times till 11! BWAHAHAHA!
Rolled 65>>28014188Gunther uses Jimmy's bone to give a bad wolf more than he can chew on.
>>28014188We finally get a new coat.
Rolled 41>>28014154[X} Outdrink the hunters
Rolled 39>>28014154Clearly we must dominate the hunters.
>>28014154> go to tavern, look for giant gold exclamation marks
Rolled 56>Villain! Your health is low, steal food from these peasants.>Villain! Try to get your evil multiplier even higher.>Villain! There are innocent around. Use fire.
Rolled 81>>28014154> Hello fellow balverine hunters care to join me for a drink in the tavern (drinking contest between ten year old and burly men) roll1d100For Science!
>>28014316>>28014316AHAHAHAHHA, Well You may have won
>>28014330With that at least we gave a good accounting of ourselves. We have villainous fortitude, and we cheat.
>>28014227"Hello fellow Balverine hunters" You call out to the other shirtless men, though they have more hair on their face than you "care to have a drink with me?". They begin to laugh before they realize you said drink, at which point they carry you into the tavern."Wee little man wants to challenge us to a drinkin contest eh" One of them asks "Well then can't yet the new blood go unchallenged can we?" they laugh and set you up a table, the first is a large man with a beard as long as you are tall, he carries a massive axe like most of the other hunters. the barkeep slams down to massive pints at which point both of you begin to quaff them down."ONE TWOOOO THREEEE" the hunters cheer as the bearded man fails to keep up with you "FOOOOOOOUR FIIIIIIIVE". His eyes go dull and he collaspes(ahaha light weight)the next is a man with red hair and mutton chopSoon"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIX SEEEEEEEEVEN" They cheer "AND HE'S DOWN"."Next" You say feeling a tad bit tipsylaterthe last hunter, a massive man who apparently one fucked a balverine to death, what ever that means"Thirty thirty one" they chant drunkenly. You vision blurs*THUD**THUD*"He....out drank Greggor" One of them says poking the unconscious youth."Y..ya think he be a...hero or somethin" a man in a pool of vomit asks."I...don't know, I mean most normal men die when they drink that much" the man says "Ya think we should take im ta the guild"."Well how else will he learn to be a righteous hero like scarlet robe" One says"OOooooooh I'm gonna miss the lil bastard" one says with tears in his eye.When you awake you're in a dark place, it doesn't smell of home, it smells saltywhat do you doAvo dammit mommoan and walk out of the room Me head otherhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijMI9_CI8W4
>>28014495>Avo dammit mom"Mama, I promise I won't steal your slippers for hand warmers again. Please let me out of the naughty box."
>>28014495>All of the above.
Rolled 42>>28014495moan and walk out of the room
>>28014495>Avo dammit momCurses. Did she finally go through with one of her drunken threats? Well...lest she didn't go with the one about shaving my stash.
>>28014495I love that killing a balverine with a child's bones is not enough to get you considered a hero but drinking a stupidly large amount of alcohol is.
>>28014562Sounds good to me.
>>28014638THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
>>28014639"Avo dammit mom" You moan rubbing your head. You barely manage to avoid tripping on some unseen objects as you stumble your way towards a sliver of light. You walk up some very creaky stairs and throw open the door. A cold gust of salty air hits you like a hammer, so does the sun's rays, all around you is water, water and more avo damned water. You look down at your chest to see a note around your neck it reads "2 here 0s gild". marvelous, it seems those drunk bastard put you on a ship to the heroes guild. wonderfulWhat do you do Dance in happiness as you are off the dammed islan look sadly in the direction of home curse the sun otherSo, a trait for drinking anyone?
>>28014767> So, a trait for drinking anyone?Absolutely> look sadly in the direction of homeThere were good memories there.Bethany voice, however, should be jumping for joy. We'll be infiltrating the stronghold of the enemy!
>>28014767> curse the sunThat thing's in the way.
>>28014767Curse this abominable sunLook towards home, reflect sadly that we didn't get to take it over before leaving
>>28014674I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.
>>28014812We can always go back
>>28014767>>28014767[X] Curse the sun and that dammed island you came from.As for trait? Demon's liver: Can drink anything without having to worry about the negative effects it might have. Side effect: Depending on how large the negative effect is might get slightly tipsy.
>>28014843Later, for now we must look foreword and conquer that instead.
>>28014803Trait gainedHappy little boozer(Damn you can drink, your liver must contain a bit of your previous life's divinity)
>>28014885Sounds good to me.
>>28014863OOOh I like that a lot better than mine
Rolled 18>>28014767> look sadly in the direction of homeI'll never get to destroy them now!
>>28014903Welp, looks my idea just got implimented.
>>28014863You look at the sun, shielding your eyes"WELL FUCK YOU TO" You scream showing it a particular finger of yours. You go and sit down in a shady place. it's still morning, so the only other person awake on the ship is the navigator, he looks a tad jumpy. You look towards the direction of witchwood island, so much wasted potential.what do you do. talk to him time skip to landing Talk to voice in yer head other
Rolled 55>>28014949> Talk to voice in yer headSo, what's your story you blood voice?
>>28014949> time skip to landing
>>28014949>>28014949[X} Talk to the voice in yer head
>>28014949also archived it a bit ago
>>28014949>[X] Talk to voice in yer head>[X] time skip to landingAfter the talk just skip ahead to the landing.
>>28014949Talk to head voice. He seems pretty in the know about stuff, maybe he can tell us what we are in for the this "here 0s gild".
>>28014949Talk to the voice.So why exactly are you hitching a lift in my head? Get tired of your old one or something?
>>28015020"So voice, what's your story?" You ask "Like why your in my head instead of yours""I was once a god, also a massive prick, much like you" The voice says "apparently you can hear me despite me being dead)"Sooo, I'm a god, I mean I have one in my head" You say excitedly.(NO, we've already seem what happens when I think that, we don't want a repeat of a last time, are you listening?)"Sure I am voice in my head that is probably a product of eating those mushrooms under the house" you say.(I will give you nightmares you little shit)"Bah" You say "So what do you know about this heroes guild"(CAN YOU NOT READ, IT'S A GUILD, FOR HEROES, BAD NEWS FOR PEOPLE LIKE US)"So are balverines" You answer closing your eyes "You saw what I did to one of them"(Oh I am going to enjoy when you hit puberty, I am going to make sure you stay a virgin for sixty years, you little egotistical shit....oh dear me I am becoming my mother)"Sucks to be you mate" You say ignoring the voiceA month or so later"FINALLY LAND" You shouy running onto the docks like a rabbit "I Will remember you faces so I don't accidentally kill you later"."What a cute kid" one of them says."I'll miss im, he can drink among the best of em" The captain says "The Drunken Swallow will always welcome ye lad".(finally I can stop making ass pirate jokes)You look around, you're in a big city, in the distance is some woods. what a strange place, its made out of stone.what do you do ask for directions wreck some havoc LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND (roll around like a cat) other
>>28015203> LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND (roll around like a cat)
>>28015203[X] LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND (roll around like a cat)Now to avoid the guild like the plague and to cause some havoc
>>28015203>[X] ask for directions
>>28015203>[x] LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOh dear sweet glorious terra. How we have missed you so.
Rolled 17>>28015203> LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND (roll around like a cat)Also, did we get our damn coat?
>>28015288"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND" You scream as you roll around on the ground. Oh glorious land how I missed you. The sea is a massive ass. I won't leave you for a very long time. it is at this point you notice the stares, and the fact you are rolling on the ground(like a cat)whatever the hell that is. <no balverine coat for you, also do you wish to stop here or continue till the guild>
>>28015337I think now's a good cliffhanger. When do you want to run again?
>>28015337I'm still here.
Rolled 75>>28015337We should stop here...after deciding our hero type.Is it already set?
>>28015350>28015350I like the Sunday Tuesday scheduled I have for this. I am also very likely to try and run it on halloween, if I'm home
>>28015337>continue till the guildLike we have anything better to do besides start some fires.
>>28015366Niggah you killed a balverine with a godamn bonethat is a rather strong thing to do
Rolled 69>>28015397It was an act of pure will!Or skill!
>>28015337Continue to the guildJust because we go there to learn to be a hero doesn't mean we are learning to be a good person, we are abusing the fuck out of their teachings to learn to be megaevil
>>28015397I could see it argued any way. It was a pretty ballsy move, and tricky too.
>>28015431I feel as if this is a good time to end itpartially because you managed to kill a balverine, at age ten
>>28015436>>28015436I could see skill from hanging on, will not so much
Rolled 1>>28015566Skill is fine too, but I really would have prefered will. It work better thematically with our old life.
>>28015566You don't think it would have taken willpower to pull that off and not to freak, run for the hills when they started coming?
>>28015597You also kill a great many people via bladeand mini gun
>>28015566Maybe we are a mix of both skill and strength at the moment then?
>>28015712I do have to agree with the other guy, though. The Third set us up way more for Will.
Rolled 59>>28015673Thats not how it work, I think.Heros in Albion usually fall into only one category, except for the legendary hero who wield them all.Well, we might be that hero.
>>28015729You aren't of the william black line.You could go will, but personally Gunther seems a bit of a dumbassseeing as he went to play, in the witchwood forest, which is balverine capital of albion
Rolled 28>>28015758You see that the wrong way. Our mind and (lack of) soul was attracted to the mysterious depht of the dark forest by the dark spirits.ITS MAGIC I AINT GONNA EXPLAIN SHIT.
>>28015787Also your first reaction to a balverine isI'M A PUNCH THAT CUNT IN THE FACE
>>28015812It's the most sensible reaction, though. All the others risked certain death.
Rolled 61>>28015812Well, what else did you want us to do? Our magic is subtle.
>>28015758What if we can't do will to save our life....but anything will related has to be coaxed out of the voice in our head, but that comes with a price
>>28015842The voice is us. It's some reincarnation-esque shit. Why would we charge us for being us?
>>28015826Punching more so than runningbut the dastardly line is some mean sons of bitchesthe letting the third help would have given you the startings of will
>>28015852Because the dastardly line is some cheap sons of bitches
>>28015861Self-sufficiency is a valuable trait to have.
>>28015852It's us when we were a anger god full of magical power which is now a voice in the head of his own reincarnation."We" as in this current body are not a god, but the previous us is a voice in our head and IS something of a god.Hence calling upon the past us for power of will since you can't get any better will powers than from a dead god.
>>28015906Also dick Is kind of a dickvilian was actually a pretty cool guyBethany was the devil
>>28015889So is being able to kill balverine's with bones
>>28015834You could become a muscle wizard
Rolled 64>>28016040Semi serious question: are there guns in this era?
>>28016024So we are the spiritual Great grandchildren of the Devil? That's pretty metal.
>>28016066Why do you think I use Korpiklaani songs during your more badass moments?>>28016063No, roll a nat 100 and maybe
Rolled 35>>28016111This is too bad. It would have been fun to style the character around the hero of skill from later eras.I guess we could just be a dickass assassin.
dice+1d100 [Sorry if this doesn't work, newfag here]We go to the Heroes Guild....to learn everything about being a hero....and to use that knowledge to become an even better villain. Nothing says evil like being the BBEG behind the really fucking douchey and evil dummy BBEG that you set up for political purposes.
Rolled 72>>28016284you gotta put the roll in the Email sectionput "noko+dice+1d100" in email field to do d100
Rolled 31>>28016284Roll for post>>28016312Thanks
>>28016355A tad late there friendI will most likely run this again on halloween if not then then saturday for sure
>>28014299>>28014299How did I miss thisthis is golden