http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=spellYou have but one spell remaining in your fight against the BBEG. What is it?
>>27968904Living Circle of Nothing
Viper KillingPretty good if the BBEG is a snake person.If not...well fuck.
Golden Hands of Magic
>>27968904Glamour of Elf KillingLel. Time to join the BBEG and genocide some knife eared bastards
Chaotic Divination of Seduce KillerDoes it count as defeating the BBEG if I'm bedding him/her/it instead?
>Eagle SummoningWe Gandalf now
Kings' LifedrainingYOUR POWER IS MINE
Muck BreathI win.
Rite of Kill SoulEveryone relax, I got this.
Arch-angel HypnotismTwo ways this spell can work. Either it's an Arch-Angel level Hypnotism spell in which case ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD, or it hypnotizes arch-angels so I better join the BBEG
>Sigil of WealthBecause there is no problem money can't solve.
Necromancer's Energy BreathHow dull. I unleash my breath weapon, which kills the BBEG and re-animates him.
> Generous Archmagi's Ritual of DevouringOMNOMNOMNOM
Become a Fine FelineMan, I hope the BBEG is afraid of furries.
The Ninety Lost Spells of TorcsI sure hope I have something to kill the BBEG among these...
Unholy Sigil of the Cowardly WalkersI have no idea what this does, nor if it would help or not
Exorcism of Control ElfThe BBEG better be a hot, busty elfslut.
>>27968904>The Gate of ForceHmmm, a door with massive amounts of kinetic energy pouring out? Or perhaps a gate with something so terrible behind it, that it forces whoever to give up their evil ways.
>The Exalted Spell of the Villainous KillersWait... is this going to help me or the BBEG?
>>27968989You summon the ancient cowardly walkers to help you in the final battle.Surprisingly, they're all cowards and refuse to fight.
Green Torch of VenomDo I throw it at him or something?
>Cowardly Cats' Ritual of HeatUh... what?
Adamantine Arrow of BoneHow would that even work
Crazed Bear's Ritual of IceNot to be confused with the more common Bear's Ritual of Ice.
>>27968952B-BUT CASTING THAT SPELL TAKES 3 TURNS WE WILL NEVER MAKE IT!
Kraken SlayingIs the BBEG a kraken?
Tomes of Infernal MagicI assume that if I defeat the BBEG, I will get possessed by an evil demon from the underworld, but fuck it, but hey, it's probably got tons of ways in order to give this asshat eternal pain.
>Soldier's Curse of Submission and LustWell I guess being a soldier I'm just gonna have to lustfully submit to the BBEG.Good end.
>Spiritual Calling of Magic and FalsehoodI uh. I guess I use spirits to lie to him?Oh god we're so fucked
>Seek SaviorsIT'S OVER
Witchery of Summon Arch-angelsI think Im good, lets see him take on several Arch-Angels at once!
>Demonic Dust BallsThis sounds oddly sexual.
>>27969046It's clearly used by a loser awakened cat mage to make female felines to be in heat so he can score.
>Abjuration of Control Compassionate DwarfUh... Thanks?
>>27968904>Alter ThoughtI'm not a fucking slowpoke!
>Ritual of Chameleon SeductionAt first I thought I got stuck with a useless 'woo lizards' spell, but then I realised it might allow me to change forms into whatever the target desires.
>Power ConjurationAND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
>>27969128The BBEG is the immortal avatar of /d/What do you do?
Sorcery of Seduce Prieststransform target to a young altar boy
>Fletcher's Ritual of Flame and InsanityLet's hope I'm pointing this in the right direction
The Infinite Spells of the White BonesIf nothing else I can drown him in skeletons.
>>27969153I transform into a futa centaur girl bristling with tentacle pussies.
>>27968904The Perfected Rite of GoodI turn the BBEg into a good guy and invite him over for some ale and wenches.
Silver ArrowI suppose if the BBEG is a werewolf, it would work, but it wouldn't be very effective otherwise.
The Infinite Workings of the Glowing LanternFuck, how does it go again? In brightest day, in darkest night, something evil something something...
>Endless Curse of Fertility and Charismawhathow does that evenfuck it, rerolling>The Uncountable Castings of the Thundering StarMuch better.
>Ritual of Building NegationDIPLOMANCY HOOOO!
Abjuration of Spikes and CunningI will generate excessive amount of pointy objects and lure the BBEG to fall on them. Success!
>The One Hundred Runes of SlayingI'm fine.
>>27968904>Portable fieldSoooo... Plants vs Zombies?
>>27969210in brightest day, in blackest nightno evil shall escape my sightBeware my powerGreen Lanterns LightI believe that is it
>Screaming Priest's Witchery of FleshI...don't even really know what this does but it sounds painful.
>Viciousness ControlNot very BBEG anymore, eh? I'm sure he'll find a new career - something more suitable for his new temparament, such as kitten wrangler.
>>27969302Kittens are pretty fucking vicious`
>Sly Writers' Curse of DoomNow, where did I put that parchment?
Scintillating Assault of NondetectionAs a rave master, I can cripple you with sparkles.The great and powerful Surprise fire work show.Call me sparkle lord.
Calling of Gender-reversalI laughed pretty hard.I may die, but BBEG will be mad forever.Or enjoy it, if they're weird.
>>27968904Tashas hideous laughter...
>>27969360The entire reason the BBEG is evil is because he's frustrated about not being the little girl.What do you do?
>>27969285It sounds metal as fuck, is what it sounds like!>Rite of Kill Sylvan SaintNo, Anon, YOU are the BBEG... And apparently shlepping around merc'ing fairies.
>>27969384Oh, in that case I win!
>>27968904>Drunken Dragons' Evocation of Blurwhat is that i dont even
>>27969282You missed one part.Good tho.In brightest day, in blacked nightNo evil shall escape my sightLet those who worship evils mightBeware my powerGreen lanterns light.Kind of a paladin's last stand sort of line.
>>27968904>Living Circle of SkillI wonder what this does...
>>27969396But by granting him his wish, you're letting him succeed, causing all your friends to have died in vain!
The One Thousand Hexes of Spirit TransformationWell hopefully one of the thousand will do something helpful.
Triton's Charm of TransformationFuck yeah! Fish man time!God I hope my enemy isn't fire themed!
>>27969399gotta go fast
>>27968904Illusion of Become Drunken SpecterEvocation of Seduce HunterTraveller's Evocation of Falsehood and Infamykekd
Orb of StoneI got a rock to throw at him.
Dwarven Crystal BoltWelp, could be worse.
Gysers of Ancient NothingStep the fuck off. I will uncap the wells of ancient darkness if you don't stop that shit.
>>27968904Field of Saintly SplendorSo what? Does this spell channel Mr. Rogers or something?
Eternal Field of AcidIf I'm already going to die an excruciating death I might as well spread the love.
>>27968904>Aquatic Spell of the Screaming GnomesI have... no idea... how to use this spell.
>>27969441It was a big rock.
>The Past Chant of ThoughtMy thought is that I am fucked.
>>27969416Yeah w/e fuck those losers, as long as I survive it's worth.I-I mean, they're already dead, you know, we can't bring them back. Might as well quell the guys rage and ensure my own survival. I mean, by making him the little girl his wish will be granted and he will halt his campaign of destruction. Hell, he'll probably even be grateful to me. Definitely the selfless, heroic thing for me to do.
>>27968981A cat is fine too.
The One Thousand Ultimate Ceremonies of strangulation and Sadism...This guy has NO IDEA how much trouble he's in.
>Evocation of MagmaI think I'll do all right.
Charm of Titan SeductionWelp, time to go find a titanUnless of course, the BBEG is a titanEither way I'll be fine
>>27968904>Conjure DeathWell. I'm going to find cover before the scythes start flying EVERYWHERE.
Diamond ChainsI guess it's a good solution - If anything it gives me time to run away, or my allies time to fuck his shit
>>27969529depends.Because if that's the Ritual of Ashkente, then you'd just waste time, I think.
>Royal Spell of the Sagely Drakes
>Rune of VirtueI open up a tattoo parlor in the BBEGs home town and trick them to have a tattoo of the rune made on their genitalia, then I wait for them to die. Since they can't have children I win.
>>27968904Mana Rain.At least we'll ve eating well.
Ultimate Evocation of the Haunted Seerssounds like I'll super kill in exchange for some sort of horrible curse? worth it
Lances of Electrical Platinum....not bad... not bad.
>>27969821well that depends if the spell creates lances of platinum or needs lances of platinum as a spell componentit would kind of matter for the state of your wallet
The One-Thousand Rituals of Archangel Hypnotism>"Hey, can I get like, two hours to cast this spell? I gotta get all these rituals right
>>27969849Maybe it turns extant lances into Electrical Platinum.If the fighter has a Lance, we're good
Lawful Rune of Hypnotize Messiah....FUCKING JACKPOT
>>27969986That is the greatest spell ever to be cast
>>27968904>Past HorrorI SUMMON DINOSAURS!...I hope.
>>27970062>>27969986congratulations, you turned the messiah into a lawyerhe doesnt remember anything about his past life
>Sorcery of Seek Generous GoddessesWell, someone in this battle is getting laid.Multiple times.Probably to death.
>>27968904Flame TransformationOkay, fuckers. Let's see how you do against MY FINAL FORM.
>>27970134i have an extinguisher just down the halldont make me use it
Prismatic Tiaras of ManaI feel so pretty
>Hands of Platinum...Well, platinum is heavy. I hope this implies I'm some sort of warrior-mage and can engage in fisticuffs with proficiency.
Kill Goblins.Could be worse.
Slay LadiesSo, is the BBEG a lady? If not, is there at least a lady in my party? Or anyone around? There are a couple of ways I could interpret this one, and by the gods I'm at least taking advantage of ONE.
>>27968904>"Forbidden Abjuration of Absorbs Heat"I draw all of the heat from his body.Git rekt, bbeg.
>>27968904>The Damned Conjuration of the Crazed Quester/tg/, I think we have a problem.
>>27970370it was bound to happen sooner or later
>>27968904>Star of Unspeakable AcidGood news is he's fukken dead. Bad news is the rest of this plane might be too.
>>27969048You summon arrows made of Wolverine?
>>27970370OH SHIT GUYS! I ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED THE ADVENTURERS!!ABANDON THREAD!! ALL IS LOST!!
>Glorious Skull of StoneUh, okay, I turn a skull into stone? Or summon a skull-shaped rock? I guess I throw it at the BBEG before he stomps me?
>The One Thousand Glorified Castings of CaringGame over man. Pulling out a major POWER OF FRIENDSHIP card now.
Royal Sorcery of Mana and Cruelty
>>27968904I used this image the other day on /v/ asking about games with wizards with pointy hats
>>27970657something to tell the grandkids, eh?
Chant of AngerMY COMRADES, FEEL THE RAGE AND UNLEASH YOUR FURY
wat. I didnt even buy this spell god damn it I must have swaped books with that bondage wizard.The One Thousand Lost Chants of Sadism
>Kill Sea SerpentsHope I'm playing The Little Mermaid RPG
>>27968904Charm of Become Returner
>Glorious EverburningYou're gonna burn alright.
>>27970691 You shut your goddamn whore mouth, anon.
>Working of Become Cowardly Crafter>Create Lanterns>The Vestment of Happiness>>27968973Too bad, I have>Worth ControlMuahahah!
>>27968904I cheated. I have a set, best 3 of 5, all "Complex to Elaborate"Beams of Perfected ShieldingCat's Conjuration of Sound and AgilityThe One Hundred Callings of Thought ControlBrsmd of Perfected ShieldingThree orbs of red light float around me. Without fail, whenever a hostile spell, projectile or missile gets within 15 meters of me, a beam of red light shoots from each of the orbs, zig-zagging through the air to intercept it. Cat's Conjuration of Sound and AgilityThis gives me the enhanced hearing, agility and stealth of a cat. As long as I'm not wearing white and it's nighttime, I'm invisible.The One Hundred Callings of Thought Control... yeah, he's fucked.
Spell of PurityTime to cleanse the villain of all the evil in his soul. Make him see the light and reform.
>Crazed Titan's Divination of MetalFuck yes, Anon. If this is spell is anywhere near as awesome as it sounds then the BBEG id fucked.
>gothic stormI can create a large storm of dark, immature emotionI will flood the BBEG with angstThat will stop him
>Evocation of RulershipGuess he'll be taking orders from me from now on.
Chant of Seduce DivinityI guess its one of those RPs
The One Thousand Divinations of Muck Conjuration>I've seen some shit
>The Glove of StrangulationEasy win
Glamour of Seduce Vipers>>27968924I've got your back.
>Destroy LadderThis has very situation usage.
>>27968904>Light Absorption I suppose I could blind him with it.Second try gets:>Chains of ColdImmobilization and frostbite, nice. Third:>Illuminated Chain of Magma...Yes, I think I can work with this.
Circles of Flame
>>27973893Fourth:>Heavenly Blood RainWell, I hope holy stuff hurts this guy, because otherwise this is useless.Fifth: >Cursed Incantation of the Green BoneNo idea, but it sounds painful.>Stone NegationSo I can make a giant pit under him? Might be useful.>Slayer's Ritual of Cold and SerenitySo I can cause a peaceful death of frostbite. Neat.>Sinner's Charm of DeflectionCould be used to deflect his attacks. Just hope I'm sinful enough.>The Chants of Worldly PlatinumI have no idea how to use this. Drop platinum bullion on his head?>Call Angry UndeadUse, and then start running, because it says nothing about controlling them.
>>27973756>Climb up ladder"AHAHAH, you'll never catch me!">Enemy climbs up ladder after you>Ladder explodes into flames.
The Marvelous Invocation of the JourneymenI... Send the BBEG straight to hell? Or I decide not to and just leave I suppose.
>>27973989>Call Angry Undead"Hello, is this Bones Stop?""Yeah, this is Bones Stop.""I was wondering if you have Battleskeletons?""GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU KIDS STOP FUCKING CALLING!"
>>27973989Slayer's Ritual of Cold and Serenity sounds like something out of HNK.
>>27973995The hidden twist is : The BBEG is secretly a trans-ladder, post op. It's lir/zir's one weakness.This is the plot to Dragon Age 4.
>Breath of Heavenly LightningI think it's going to be ok.
>>27974032Yeah, I thought it sounded anime-ish.
>>27974067You forgot the greatest twist of all. You too, are a ladder.Written by M. Night Shyamalan
>Electrical Aura of GoodAh shoot. Best spell ever. Electric boogy~
>Jagged Doors of Ooze"Right through here, Mr BBEG. That guy called you a cunt!"Sometimes only evil can defeat evil.
Sigil of Become Unholy NecromancerI guess I join him. Eat shit, good guys.
>Ghost's Chain of FrostI-I guess it will slow them down at least?
Distant Metal LanceFat lot of good it will do me all the way over there!
>Greater Sun of ManaWell then, it appears I'm going to burn him to death with pure magic.Fitting.
>The Twenty Spiritual Evocations of HonorI suppose I'm going to lecture him into surrendering.
>Webs of shooting nothingI can't shoot web.
Divination of SapphireWell.>It's over, hero! All you have worked for is lost, and soon your life will end!>Oh yeah? Well YOUR SAPPHIRE NECKLACE IS OF A VERY LOW QUALITY!
> Moon AnnihilationWelp, time to drop the moon on everyone.
>Sly Gods' Exorcism of AirHm, exorcising the air. This sounds like a terrible idea.
Metal ControlIRON MAIDEN! BLACK SABBATH! TO ME!
>>27968904Builder's WarmthFuck me
>Rite of Call Speakers>the BBEG is an "untouchable" drug kingpin, finally on trial but slippery as fuck>good end
>>27968904>Ritual of HappinessDo I cast it on myself and die happy? Or do I target the BBEG and hope that it fixes whatever makes him/her/it/whatever fuck shit up?
The Fifty Glamours of Bear SlayingBig Bear Evil Guy?
>Purple DisksWhelp.We're fucked.He's fucked.Everyone's fucked.
>>27968904>Become TitansI guess as long as the BBEG has no 3D manuevering gear...
Drunken Amazon's Conjuration of AssailingCalm down, guys. I've got this.
Annihilate doors.Well i can always wreck all the doors between me and the exit and run like hell.
>Abyssimal Divination of the Benevolent AnnihilatorsThe What?
>Glorified Sigil of the Angry Arch-angelI summon a pissed off angel to save my sorry ass, and then retreat to a safe distance
>>27968904>Rune of Seduce RulersI hope the BBEG is a ruler of some sort, like a gang or a kingdom or an evil empire.
>>27969337> great and powerfulcareful pal
Arch-angel Summoning. Holy shit i won out for once
>>27968904>Ultimate Witchery of Conjurationdid i fuck up a powerful conjuration spell pretty badly -or-summon the ultimate spell or witch
>>27968904>Glamour of Seduce Benevolent Lizards....Yeah, I'm screwed.
Nothing Negation.So I'm useless.
>>27978971No, you're not. You negate nothing. By negating nothing, you bring in something. But what that something is is yet to be seen.
>>27968904>Unholy Sorcery of Strangulation.I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Saintly Working of Gender-Reversal.I hope the BBEG is Tumblr.
>>27978932I'd say that depends on the reptile in question.
>>27968904>Berserker's Barrier of EtherI'm imagining this as a magical enchantment that creates an extremely powerful magical force field around me at the cost of sending me into a battle-frenzy that only ends when the shield is broken or fades away, or when every enemy I face is dead. An extremely dangerous spell, given that there's no guarantee I can kill my enemy with my wizardly muscles even in the grip of frenzy and with an invincible shield, but definitely an unexpected tactic.
>>27979029>seduceScrewed either way, no?And it's specifically seducing *benevolent* lizards, who tend not to be BBEGs in the first place.>Bone ShieldEither it's a shield made of bone, or a shield against bones. This would probably have been more useful earlier in the fight, when it'd have been shielding more than just me.
>>27969473Sounds like The Remembering High the Memory in spell form.
>>27969222>Endless Curse of Fertility and Charisma>Not using your powers of sexy to make the BBEG fall madly in lust with you.>Not bending her/him/it over and having your way with her/him/it right there on the final battlefield.>Not leaving the BBEG in post-coital bliss, no longer in the mood to fight or do anything but lie there until her/his/its legs stop shaking.>Not magically impregnating the BBEG with your lovechild (yes, even if male), ending any further conflict while it raises your child. You dun goofed, wizard.
>>Balance AlterationSo I make him dizzy. Hopefully we're on a high tower with no railings.
>The Glorious Evocation of the Ancient ScreamersOh, yeah. I got this. Gonna scream his freakin' head off. Sure hope the bad guy ain't immune to sonic attacks.
The.. Glamour of Alter Dungeons."OKAY DARLING. We're going to scjuzz this place a bit! Some curtains will cover those nasty stone walls right up - zam! A little glitter will really help amplify our light sources! Here, let me blow some into your eyes!"Then I stab him 37 times in the chest.
>>27968904>Seduce SoldiersWell, this is going to be easy.
>Cat KillingHopefully the trauma from witnessing me killing cats will break him down.
>Eternal Sigil of Silver and InnocenceUm... not entirely sure what's gonna happen with this.
>>27984669BBEG adopts you and allows you to suckle at his teat.
>>27968904Sigil of Become Agile AnimalsAs the BBEG approaches, I cackle maniacally and turn the party into squirrels and cats.>''NYAAAH! You've yet to taste my power!''
>>27968904Casting of call CreatorIf all else fails just give god a call. He should know what to do.
>>27968904Demons' LineageI think this is more of a feat, but this basically is telling me to go demon mode and beat him up harder.
ctrl-f "Rope Trick;" zero results>mfw nearly 200 posts and nobody uses this spell to get all their other spells back
>>27968904Lordly Conjuration of the Haunted EaglesI think I will be fine.
Embossed Lances of SilverI like where this is going
Rite of Control Elven Speakers I guess I control all the Elves(And any non-Elves who speak Elven) and make them fight the BBEG for me.
>>27987455Did you look at the link? Do you know what this thread is about?The Sylvan Chant of the Studious Messiah
Innocent Monk's Hex of SludgeI make a hexagonal pattern of sludge after striking the floor with my fist, the sludge slows and poisons the opponent, as well as doing 1D6 damage per turn to anything it's touching. And 1d4 damage per turn after escaping the sludge for another 5 turns.
>>27968904Defile LanternsMy last act of defiance, I'm gonna shit in your lights.
Human killing.Seems useful. If the BBEG is non-human i could at least kill myself quickly.
>>27968904>Earth NegationThat's right, I can negate the very planet!...I think I might actually be the BBEG, and am fine with that.
>>27968904The Workings of Glorious LavaGLORIOUS
>>27987781>didn't really read threadMy bad; here it is: Exorcism of Compassion>This allows me to give zero fucks when the BBEG begs for mercy....or threatens to execute the hostages. "God-damnit; he's taking cover behind hostages, making him harder to hit.... I guess I'll just have to use an area effect spell and fry all of them, too bad."
>>27988240>human>on /tg/Choose one; no one on 4chan is human (even those who first arrive as "human" soon lose their humanity entirely and become something else).
Rolled 58Assaults of Time.I age the BBEG to the point where it becomes painful to live.Roll must be higher than a 50 in order for me to win.
>Ritual of Conjure VictoryThat was lucky.
Kingly Web of Sound.If this can be BS'd into turning the BBEG deaf or messing with his inner ear via vibrations, this could turn out well.
Illusion of DesireWell maybe he won't want to kill me if he wants to bang me, right?
>Haunting Haunt's Haunted HauntI think I broke itWay too spooky for me
>>27968904>Transform GauntletsHis arms now fight for me? Why didn't I cast this sooner?
>The Exceptional Rune of the Perfected GravediggerBuried alive, bitch.
>Stranglers' HappinessOh man this is not good for him, not good at all.At least if I have the strength to back it up. Or maybe it scales with intelligence.
>>27968904The Elven Ceremony of the Infamous Priestess>oh boy, a whore coven of scantily clad elven nuns
>Kill MessiahLucky for me, Jesus was the villain all along.
>Break GemsWell if he has amulets and shit that give him power this might work. If it's a dragon hording shit this will make him very angry indeed.
The Seven Accursed Illusions of Gates "Ladies and Gentlemen, what's behind Door #1? Or will you try Door #2?"Doesn't matter, they all bestow curses. Also, the doors aren't real.
>Wind NegationI might not kill the BBEG but at least flatulence will never ever be a problem for me again.
The Seven Exorcisms of Crystal TransformationWatever the Fuck this does I just did it.
>>27990673>Dwarven Rune of Conjure WindNot so fast, wizard!
>Mana ConjurationWell that's just entirely broken.
>The Blessed Curse of the Generous FishI, what?
The Uncountable Sigils of the Yellow Knives
Burning Beams of LavaSeems powerful... a tad redundant, but powerful. BBEG is going down, as long as he isn't a fire elemental
The axe of swimmers.I guess it's an axe that lets you swim quite well? Fair enough.
>>27977273>Ceremony of Control OpeningA pussy magnet, literally!
I for one find the Evil Animal Minion Generator infinitely more entertaininghttp://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=evilanimalminion>Release the angry mechanical bears!
>>27968904Titans' Exorcism of Goodpretty edgy
>>27968904Villainous Incatation of Flaying and Barbarism
>>27990816>Release the berserk vampire pandas with laser eyes!This sounds incredibly entertaining.
Release the radioactive murderous assasin demonic beavers!This is right up my alley...if you get what I mean
Serene Fish's Rune of DrunkennessYou have to wonder how such spell came into being. Did a fish monk that multiclassed into a wizard invent it to get drunk easily while pretending to meditate? Is being drunk the road to Nirvana?
>Hand of SlimeShit, Im screwed, AND my hand is dropping on my shoes.
>>27990816>Release the enormous psychopathic invisible chihuahuas with the ability to emit EMP bursts! ...and that's how we killed God.
>>27977377Wheres the BMX bandit?
Worldly Exorcism of the Compassionate GravediggersI think it's just a nice way of saying "mass reanimate dead."
>>27990816>Release the supersonic bears that spew deadly parasites! You had me at supersonic bears.
>>27990816>Release the teleporting robot sharks!
Deflect CrystalsReally.Really.Well unless the BBEG is a shardmind or loves Ioun stones I am BONED.
>Blue Ball of Cold that means two things
>Demons' Blasts of DarknessI think I'm ok, actually.
>Alter DistanceI alter the distance between us so I can run refuel my spells before going back.
>Strangler's Ceremony of Acid and LifedrainingSounds thorough.
>The Eighty Rites of Canine CallingI hope I get Cerberus, and not Lassie. Assuming they even listen to me that is.
The Unknowable Casting of the Celestial Arch-AngelSounds fun.
>>27968904>Detect MoonsWell, at least I now know what a space station is.
>Ceremony of Summon Minor ElfElf summon, what do?
>>27968904The Elven Conjuration of the Cruel OgreI summon an Ogre who murders the shit out of the BBEG. I win.
>Rune of Lightning TransformationNeed to make myself immune to electric damage and then draw this on the BBEG
Ancient Conjuration of the Barbaric BeaterI got this.
>>27968904>Seduce MonstersOOOOOOH YEAH!Unless the monsters are dudes, then it becomes a bit creepy... and very awkward.
>>27991940Open your mind.And your legs.
The One-hundred Exorcisms of the Burning RobesIt sounds kind of pimp actually. Especially if the Burning Robes was a magical order instead of robes that are actually engulfed in flames.
>Zone of EarthI cast it on his circulatory system
>>27968904Wicked Curse of the Happy SerpentI give him the hardest, most painful, throbbingest boner he's ever had, this causes him to surrender unconditionally. I am forever known as the "Greatest Serpent Charmer Ever"
>>27990816>Release the single-minded teleporting mechanical ducks that are immune to bullets! teleporting mechanical ducks.....not dogs, not badgers, not bears, not even anything from australia.... no, I get freaking DUCKS.oh well.... at least I have my own private air/land/sea force. ONWARD MY MINIONS! TO VICTORY!
>>27968904Time Control.I think I'll be fine.
>Hunters' Rune of NegationFuck your magic
>>27968904Books of Greater MetalI beseech thee, Gods of Rock! Empower my Ax that I may shred this mighty foe in your name! Take no prisoners, take no shit!
The Good Rune of the GravediggersIf the BBEG is a lich, I've probably at least delayed the zombie apocalypse. If not, fuck.
>>27991538We'll need a specialist.>>27990816>Release the super-fast insane regenerating vampire elephants with the ability to walk up walls!It's the walking up walls that gets you.
>Final Curse of Seduce WyrmBoner...what are you doing? Boner...stahp!
>>27968904>The Infinite Callings of Bear CallingFEAR MY ARMY OF BEARS!
>>27990816>Release the radioactive penguins that are immune to bullets!We're gonna tap-dance those motherfuckers TO THEIR GRAVES! While Morgan Freenman narrates!!>Release the ninja vampire platypi!*BAM* No more Australia.>Release the psychic android crocodiles with laser eyes!Scariest thing I've ever heard of; defenitely making an appearance in my next M&M adventure.>Release the invisible berserk ninja kangaroos with self-destruct devices!*BAM* No more Australia... AGAIN!!!>Release the shape-shifting berserk vampire porcupines that spew deadly parasites! I've got nothing for this one. I'm all 2spooky'd out.
>>27969616BUGGER. WE WERE JUST GETTING TO THE CHA CHA CHA.