You are a Magical Girl, and you're seeing your latest client - the super idol known as Kirishima Ruri, of 2020 Productions - off as she flies to some far-off European country to inflict her own brand of shrill, ear-piercing, autotuned bullshit she calls 'music' on someone else. No, you're not sorry to see her leave. You're not sorry for the next country she goes to, either. The farther away she is from you, the better.No more idol missions. Ever.Kyuubey will have to force you to do one again, or kill you trying.
>>27966838Unfortunately, she's not leaving just yet. Her flight isn't in an hour or so - a surprise, considering it's her own fucking private jet, and it's a very early flight (to avoid the paparazzi, Ruri reasoned). So you're waiting with her in the VIP waiting lounge at Mitakihara Airport, with Kyosuke's security detail stationed right outside to block anyone else from entry, from nosy fans to drunken executives. Sayaka's with Deepthroat to make sure no one fucks with the private plane as it's being prepped for flight, and Enishi, you think, is skulking around somewhere being invisible again.This setup suits you just fine. Yeah, sure, it's too fucking early to be up - it's 6 in the goddamn morning, and you didn't get much sleep last night due to constantly waking up from the nightmare of seeing your client turn into a giant fucking spider thing - but hey, you're in the final hour or so of this assignment, which means you'll only have to stick around the idol for a few moments more. And you've got a drink in your hand, so there's that, too.Sitting beside you on the bar is Ruri herself, in a relatively normal schoolgirl outfit, her hair tied into her trademark twintails - and she's sipping what looks to be a super-sugarcharged coffee shake while she pores over your feedback form....You can't believe you got through the last 48 hours without getting drunk even once. It's got to be some sort of record, or something.[2/3]
>>27966838The best time of day has finally arrived! ...rather early.
>>27966857"Mmmh. I was hoping we'd get to spend a few more days with each other, Chiaki-chan." Despite her enthusiasm to get ready earlier - she practically dragged you out of your comforter to get you ready - the idol doesn't seem to be all that eager to go, now. "I was hoping we'd do some shopping together, and there's still that date you owe me, too!" Ruri shakes her head, pouting. This pouting, of course, lasts a few seconds until she grins again, cheekily. "But, haha~ I couldn't ask for anything more after last night! You were so wild and rough, like a beast~! I thought my heart, body and soul were going to give out!"How do you react? Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol. Don't say things that can be taken out of context. Ignore her, and ask about something else. (Write-in)
>>27966878> Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.
THREE THINGS>Ruri's love is NANOHA. She has a GOLDEN WEAPON. She fights for LOVE AND JUSTICE and SHOT PINKY when she got her GW. She is also likely to be a ROGUE MAGICAL GIRL>http://pastebin.com/e0FAKA78 <--HIGH CHANCE OF MOST OF THE ENTRIES IN THE DIARY NOT BEING WRITTEN BY US>The Prophet is most likely MISAKA. Misaka has ALREADY PREDICTED THAT WE WILL END THE WORLD. However, she also BEGGED US TO DO IT BEFORE 'SHE' COULD, which implies that, if she is indeed the Prophet, she is UNAWARE OF THE DEEDS COMMITTED IN HER NAME. However, she also REACTED TO US MENTIONING PINKY, which heavily implies that SHE WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD PINKY WE WOULD HAVE TO KILL THE PROPHET (which would explain Pinky's strange behaviour). But, since 'Mami' is already dead, chances are that WHAT SHE HAD SEEN HAS ALREADY COME TO PASS. I hope.
>>27966878[X] Don't say things that can be taken out of context.
>>27966878[X] Ignore her, and ask about something else. (Write-in)"Do you mind? I'm trying to destroy my liver here."
Rolled 7>>27966878>[x] Don't say things that can be taken out of context.
>>27966891Or the Prophet could be Nagisa Momoe.
>>27966878>[x] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.This deserves one of those keep calm and carry on style posters.Anyone more artistically inclined agree?
2013.10.26The day Homura does a Persona.
>>27966878>[x] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.
>>27966878[X] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.I want muh Midori back.
>>27966878>>[X] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.
>>27966878>[X] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.
>>27966878[X] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.
Reminder that Homura is Satan.>>27966878>[x] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.>[x] Drain the whatever we're sipping and grab another.
>>27966942Less Ruri, more Midori, please.
>>27966878[x] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.>you didn't get much sleep last night due to constantly waking up from the nightmare of seeing your client turn into a giant fucking spider thinghi pinky
>>27966878[X] Don't say things that can be taken out of context.Seriously this Idol
>>27966970Then what is Pinky?
>>27966878[x] write-in>there's still that date you owe me, too!Owe? We don't owe you shit. That damnable publicity stunt nearly got a lot of good people killed. I do not appreciate being used. Get on your damned plane.
>>27966891>Ruri's love is NANOHA. She has a GOLDEN WEAPON.Well, that certainly explains why she just GAVE her huge sniper cannon away.>>27966987YHWH
Welcome back, Decu!>[x] Don't say things that can be taken out of context.
>>27966878>[x] Keep quiet and keep drinking. Don't feed the idol.too damn early to put up with her
Welcome back, nerds!
>>27967087>nerds>not nyerdsstupid cat can't even speech impediment properly
>>27966878>[X] Drink more.IT IS BEINK TOO EARLY AND CHIAKI IS BEINK TOO SOBER TO BE DEALINK WITH BOURGEOIS IDOL.
>>27967087Yay. Ponytail Chiaki!
>>27967087Good to see you dood!waiting new profiles dood!
So, the two week break was really unproductive. All I did was a few sketches and finished coloring the Kiss Chart. Sorry that I don't have anything else ready for you, guys.
You guys are so cold to Rurichan-sama.
>>27967158Still prefer it uncoloured.
>>27967158That's fine. This is fine.
>>27967170>Being warm towards an idol
>>27967158It's pretty good still, no worries.Goddamn it, lost my only Assault in X-Com. Words cannot express how angry I am.
>>27967158I really quite like the scars on Murderface. Just ooze "I've seen some shit." Also makes her cuter in my opinion.
>>27967158Seems pretty productive to me!>Hipssuper lewd.
>-holy balls whatI think we broke NECO
>NECO @MGsAreReal 4m>http://pastebin.com/Y5VxfA4J Tentative update. i reviewed videos of it like eight million times and i still dunnyo what to make of all this>explosive amnesiaI giggled.
>>27967158One thing though. On fingertip, Midori still has her costume on while in the previous panels she has stripped down. Just noting it. I love your draws btw.
>>27967237Ah, yeah, they don't really follow any real clothing order since I was following a template. Thank you for your kind words
>>27967237Also Midori totally needs to be less-clothed for Thigh. If you can do that without turning it into porn.
>>27967233Looks like Chiaki's got herself a faaaaaan~.
>>27967233I jerked the gerkin to the vicarious pride I felt.
>>27967237I don't think its necessarily chronological, iirc the different kisses are from a template
>>27967237I kind of figured they were slice-of-life shots and not necessarily all things happening in order or even during the same day.
>>27967233That entire fight was worth it for this tweet alone. God damn.
>>27967233>http://pastebin.com/Y5VxfA4J>[what]>[what i don't]>holy crap she turned those girls into stains what is going nyan>-holy balls whatNECO confirmed for award of "Most Likely To Make Me Laugh"
I missed it the first time, but I like her finished analogy.>Murderface Matsuda is to the gloomy streets of Mitakihara what a car tire is to a stray cat
>>27967302I didn't miss it the first time, but I still don't get it.
>>27967302>>27967306She's a deadly disaster waiting to happen.
>>27967320>>27967324Oh. For some reason, I was thinking a lone car tire, not still on the car, that the cat was sleeping in.
>>27967249NP. Just glad we have a semi canon shipper on deck.Capcha: Culathe manhoodNow imagining a futa Chiaiki x Midori.Make it happen, bro.
>>27967335>canon shipperwhere's my Excalibur reaction image when I need it...>futan-no thanks.
>>27967306You know, when a cat and a section of pavement love each other very muchand they dont get together, maybe because one is shy or the other is tsunderea car tire comes along to help them get together
>>27967343come on... its for science.
>>27967327So... You thought the gloomy streets of Mitakihara were going to crawl inside of her and go to sleep?
>>27967335>>27967357I... don't think I could manage something like that. Sorry!
>>27967357Speaking if science im weighing in with the hypothesis that chiaki's loins exist in a state of quantum superposition until outside observation collapses the necessary eigen-states.
decu pls hurryit's getting weirder than usual in here
>>27967392Futafags pls go. Keep it to actual porn like the rest of us fetish fuckers.
>>27967402You want weird? I had a dream last night that my cat that died last week turned into a magical girl and I watched her get dismembered.I woke up crying and I had a boner.
>>27967381In the words of President Ohama
>>27967421seek professional helpsoon
>>27967374Well, judging by her witch barrier...
>>27967421wut?... anyways well this quest has officially gotten so god damn popular officially every type of fan on /tg/ has become participants.last one to arrive was really the futa fans and /d/enizens
>>27967421Go back to sleep.
>>27967421Not all that unusual actually.Death and violence often provoke that reaction in men and women.
>>27967446They dream that the thing that died turned into a magical girl and got dismembered?
Hey DecultureDon't click the spoilers unless you've seen or heard about 3rd movie. How do you feel when MGNQ is canon
>>27967472fyi, archive doesn't handle spoilers properly.
>>27967472Dude we've know that since the PV with Sayaka stabbing the shield.
>>27967472I didn't click the spoilers but WHY WOULD YOU POST ANYTHING LIKE THIS, THE ANTICIPATION AAAA
>>27967472I tried watching the movies, but the first one seemed to just be the same thing as the show.I already watch the show, I don't want to do it again. Should I just start with the second movie? Or does it become not recap anymore at some point in the first movie?
>>27967421>I woke up crying and I had a boner.Ah yes, I know this feeling.
>>27967486speaking of whichdecu could you draw a picture of the scarred shield for prop reference and so dan kim can stop drawing it unbroken when he depicts murderface?
>>27967499No, the first two are entirely recaps with a little new stuff sprinkled in. The third one is entirely new.
>>27967472>implying that hasn't always been the case>implying that deculture isn't actually urobuchi in disguiseit truely does explain alot when you think on it actually. Also its been a fairly large theory that quite a few manga and anime creaters may actually roam 4chan and read things/participate things, just like alot of comic and cartoon creators show up on 4chan.
>>27966885 >>27966909 >>27966924 >>27966937You decide to keep quiet and keep drinking. No need to rise to the idol's bait. Besides, you've still got the most of a bottle of Kong to kill....No, you're not trying to get drunk. Not this early in the morning. You still have a debriefing to get to after this, after all. This is just something to take the edge off.Yeah."Nothing?" Ruri leans towards you, beaming. "Not even a titter? Or a grumbled dismissal?" She draws back after a moment, giggling. "Aww, well, that's okay. It's really too early for that kind of thing, isn't it?" It's here that she yawns, herself. "Nngh...guess I'd better get on grading Chiaki-chan's performance, then!" Yeah, she can do that instead of bugging you. Leave you to drink in peace.The idol looks back down on the sheet of paper she'd been filling out, spinning a bright green pen with her free hand. "Alright! Efficiency, on a scale for 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest...5! Reliability...I'd say a 5, too! Adaptability, Responsiveness, Resourcefulness...all of them, 5! Cuteness...1!"You very nearly spit out the mouthful of whiskey you'd been in the middle of swallowing. ...Cuteness?! What the fuck do you need to be graded on that for?"Eh?" Ruri blinks at you. "Er...I don't know, Chiaki-chan, I'm just reading out what's on here. See?" She points at a particular item on the feedback form. ...And yeah, there is Cuteness there, and Ruri'd just encircled the 1 with a heart shape. Reading further, you also see some other bullshit items, like Sparkliness and Bubbliness.What the fuck, Kyuubey? How the hell does being cute or being bubbly as shit figure into being able to protect someone? "Hmm, well, I guess for some people, that's an important point?" The idol tries, pensive. "I mean, Magical Girls are supposed to be cute and all, with the sparkles and stuff..."It shouldn't be in there! It's stupid! And did she have to give you a 1?[1/2]
>>27967501From thread 1
>>27967517"I'm just trying to be honest about this, Chiaki-chan!" Ruri insists. "I don't fake this kind of thing, you know! Feedback's important, it lets the person know what they need to work on, and that's really important. I should know, I'm an idol, and my bread and butter depends on fan feedback!"...She gave you a 1.Ruri smiles here, nervously. "Um, well, Chiaki-chan, I'm sorry, but...well, you're not really cute, you know? B-but, um, you know! It really doesn't apply to you, anyway! I'm just marking you high at the ones that really apply, like, uh...Violence! Right! A big, juicy 5 for Chiaki-chan!"You stare at her in silence, before shaking your head. Letting out a sigh and going back to your drink.Idols.Speaking of idols. You...you should probably do something about Iori. She didn't really show up again after she hugged you back in the dugout. Maybe you should try and see if she's okay.What do you do?Call her.Send an SMS message.Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe. No need to barge into her life again.
>>27967513>implying that deculture isn't actually urobuchi in disguiseAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>27967533>[x]Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe.then>[x] Call herRuri does actually seem to care for Iori after all.
>>27967533[x] Send an SMS message."Sry abt the blood. U OK?"
>>27967533>>[X]Send an SMS message.Baby steps. Gotta show that we care, but not get the poor girl's hopes up again.
>>27967533>[x]Send an SMS message.
>>27967533[x]Send an SMS message.Its like, 6 AM. Even if we hate her theres no reason to be a dick and call her at this godforsaken time of morning.
>>27967539>newfag just now realizes exactly how central the nexus of 4chan is of dispensing thought and ideas.
>>27967533>Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe. No need to barge into her life again.>Call her.
>>27967533send that SMS messagesk if she got back ok and she how shes doing.no need to randomly call people in the middle of this.
>>27967533>[x]Send an SMS message.Lets go with the safe "Lets be friends but do not misunderstand me being mindful of you with me being infatued with you"-Route.
>>27967565>[x]Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe. No need to barge into her life again.>[x]Call her.
>>27967533[x]Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe. No need to barge into her life again.[x]Send an SMS message.Can't trust Iori to not pretend to be fine, doubly so over SMS. Might as well double-check it.
>>27967533[x]Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe. No need to barge into her life again.
>>27967533>[X]Send an SMS message."ey gurl u want sum fuk?"
>>27967533>[x]Send an SMS message.Friends do this kind of thing, don't they?
>>27967533'no need to barge into her life again, but let's immediately call her'GuysGuys these votes are a little weirdAlso [x] Ask Ruri if she got back safe. No need to barge into her life again.
>>27967595They probably just want to talk to Ruri first about Iori.Considering her concern with her, probably a good thing.
>>27967533>[x]Ask Ruri if Iori got back safe.>[x]Call her.We said we'll still be her friend. We're still in her life, like it or not.
>>27967533>OtherMove on with our life and remember: Idols. Never Again.
Homura and Madoka are the heartbeat of the universe.No Magical Girl is equal to her own Witch. Madoka cannot beat her own Witch form by herself.However, Homura's wish to save Modoka is still in effect.So, each cycle beyond the anime, Madoka continues to exist as a concept. And Madoka is saved from her own defeat by Homura bringing her Shield, and her Time Powers to MadokaThis is the brief moment when Homura and Madoka reunite. With the Shield, Madoka can tap into her increased power from the next Cycle, which is sufficient to allow defeat her Witch in this incarnation. Unfortunately, this takes both Madoka and Homura to yet another universe where the two must repeat the cycle again... a semi stable loop.The "Wraiths" that Homura encounters are witch spawn from the universes in which Madoka previously failed to ascend & died, and as such where Madoka has no power.Magical Girl Noir Quest takes place in a loop after which Homura has failed to deliver the shield to Madoka, resulting in Madoka having insuffient power to defeat her own witch, and resulting in the return of Witches to the universe.
>>27967533send her a message. but never again
Call her.Just talk to her already, instead of being a faggot. Certain things are btter when spoken, not written.Have some damn respect, ffs.
>>27967533[x]SMS, r u ded
>>27967533>[X]Send an SMS message.make it nice and cordial. Maybe with a smiley face. Yeah, bitches love smiley faces.
>>27967619>Madoka cannot beat her own Witch form by herself.But that's wrong, you fucking retard.Unless you're posting spoilers from the movie in which case I hope you get cancer, aids, and incurable herpes.
>>27967533>[x]Call her.Hearing something from an idol we can actually tolerate would be a good thing.
>>27967624Well, there's also the fact that Iori is still infatuated with Chiaki and a phone-call would send all sorts of mixed signals. I'm all for being kinder to Iori (I feel she was seriously mishandled) but getting the poor girl's hopes up again when it's pretty clear that anon has no interest in pursuing that path is just really cruel, imo.
its the crack of too early, let the girl sleep
>>27967653Nothing wrong with calling up a friend. If she gets mixed signals from that... welcome to the Murderface experience.
>>27967653Didn't we tell her we'll be friends?Friends care. Friends call.
>CALL HER CALL HER CALL HERIT'S SIX AM YOU MORONS
>>27967653I'm actually changing to[x]SMSbecause we are friends? But also because it's 6 AM. Friends would call, but friends would also not wake other friends up early after a night like that.
>>27967664>>27967670Idols rise with the sun. Or the sun rises with the idols? No way to tell.Unless you are Miki Hoshii. Then only food gets you up, and even then it's not certain.
>>27967674I'm not even sure if she'll be able to sleep after something like that...
>>27967684In that case, she can call in response to the SMS, I figure.
>>27967608[x] Call IoriJust a quick call. To make sure she's OK.>Chiaki actually does like of like Iori on some level. She's just not prepared to drag someone innocent into the Murderface Experience.>>27967533>I'm just marking you high at the ones that really apply, like, uh...Violence! Right! A big, juicy 5 for Chiaki-chan![x] point out that, by your own standards, you were actually pretty restrained and would rate this whole mission as approximately a 2... but point out that technically it's not over yet.
This is like an idol-related banner!
>>27967692Thats probably the most reasonable compromise, have her call when she wakes up and gets the message
>>27967698>[x] point out that, by your own standards, you were actually pretty restrained and would rate this whole mission as approximately a 2... but point out that technically it's not over yet.I like this one.
>>27967692so typical /tg/ DO EVERYTHING?Eh. Works i guess...
>>27967698>but point out that technically it's not over yet.Yeah, plenty of time left for super-excessive violence. Like a plane crash.>>27967700No it isn't, idiot cat.
>>27967712Well she was prancing about on stage with them idols.
>>27967700Augh, I missed up the transparency! Guess I'll have to do a third version now...
>>27967712>Yeah, plenty of time left for super-excessive violence. Like a plane crash.Say this, then just staaaaaaaaare at Ruri.
>>27967647Not a spoiler.Though, I'd be curious as to which Magical Girl has managed to defeat her own Witch form by herself.Rationally it doesn't seem to make any sense: Being able to defeat one's own witch would seem to defy entropy.
>>27967770>Being able to defeat one's own witch would seem to defy entropy.uhdid you even watch the series
>>27967770Godoka would have to, given she embodies a universal law that erases witches. She would have to eternally win against her own witch for that law to exist. She cannot lose without interference unless willingly.It would be like 'suddenly nuclear forces stop working like they should' for her to lose.
>>27967700hgnggg, dem eyes go right at muh diq
>>27967792That's the great secret. Madoka can outright prevent the formation of every Witch... except her own, which must still incarnate at some pointBut Homura's wish to save Madoka is still in effect.
>>27967834Pretty sure Homu-homu's wish was to be ABLE to save Madoka.
>>27967861For which she was granted time powers in the physical form of Homura's shield. Which Godoka can abuse to gain access to her exponentially more powerful next incarnation, in effect "cheating" entropy.>>27967861I don't see how that prevents this hack from working
>>27967834So basically, Madoka can't beat her own Witch, so Homura does it instead.Genius.
>>27967834I'm sure you love your shield story and would love to see it used and all, but the first thing Madoka did when she changed into Ultimate Madoka was annihilate her own massive witch. While Homu watched. Which she will keep doing as she told Mami when asked if she could keep fighting as magical girls' hope forever.Happy writing.
>>27967886It only works if Homura forces it to work, as it isn't a requirement of the wish itself.Each time Homura used the reset functionality, she gave up on that loop, rewinding time and erasing those events from existence.>>27967897No it's fucking stupid. Go ahead and write a shitty fanfic about it if you want, just stop forcing it on us.
>>27967915>Ultimate Madoka was annihilate her own massive witch. While Homu watched.You just answered this yourself. Madoka was able to use her own massive powers from the next universe and annihilate her own witch because Homura was there.In effect, the end of the anime represents the first completion of this new cycle.
>>27967922>No it's fucking stupid. Go ahead and write a shitty fanfic about it if you want, just stop forcing it on us.Time magic is OP. That is a /tg/ article of faith
>>27967952>>27967956>>27967968stop calling me
>>27967973>neko confirmed for arcwell thats a hell of a development.
>>27967976Ye had one job!
>>27967834But thats not how it goes, ya dingus! Madoka`s witch wasn`t able to form because of Madoka`s wish that witches should not exist. But because of of size of her wish and the power it took to defeat Walpurgisnacht her Soulgem shoudl be draned and she should be a witch, except, like said befor,e he wish does prevent witches from existing. This why Godoka came into existence. She is a being that by all means should be a witch yet is prevented by the laws of the universe to exist and this is also why Godoka cannot exist as Godoka. She is basically the personification of dividing by zero. Godoka exists because Kriemhild Gretchen is forbidden to exist by the rewritten laws of the universe. That aid, there are some points that are never explained. Like, the theme of Meguca Meduca is to struggling with fate and trying to change that fate and Homura/Madoak partly suceed at this by changing the fate of all Magucas, yet Sallaka who is fated to turn into a witch every time still could not be saved.
>>27967982nicehat, wheres the picture?
>>27967958But she didnt kill her witch. Her witch was not able to come into existance because of her witch.
>>27967981>>27967990I couldn't stop myself. It was like I wasn't in control of my own body.
>>27967991I am, sadly, not Hat-chan.
>>27968075>not being a techno slowpoke>not running on dos 3.0look whos the slowpoke now!
Don't die on us Decu.
>>27967802Yeah. Why they gotta make Sayaka a cute. This hurt us.
>>27968193W-we even did the ritual almost right!Or maybe we turned him into a tree instead. Oops.
>>27967548 >>27967550 >>27967553 >>27967557 >>27967571You decide to send her an SMS message instead. It's...complicated between the both of you, sure. It's not that you hate Iori, you remind yourself. It's just better for her, and for everyone involved, that the both of you stop entertaining even the merest thought of being together. You already made that clear back in the coffeeshop, and you're not about to go back on everything that you said....Besides, calling her this early would just send the entirely wrong signal, here.Pulling out your smartphone from your inventory with one hand and lifting your drink to finish it off with the other, you briefly consider just asking Ruri about Iori. That'd certainly be a hands-off approach, but...you did promise the idol that you'd still be friends with her. Friends are okay, you've got no problem with that.Yeah, a message will be fine. She can reply to it whenever.You tap out a brief message, asking her how she is, and apologizing for what happened last night. You tell her that you're okay yourself, you're just seeing Ruri off right now, and she doesn't need to reply if she doesn't want to. Just a heads-up if she's okay or not would be nice.You place your smartphone on the bar's countertop, and hold your index finger over the SEND button. After a few moments, you press it, and a quiet beep announces that the deed is done.You finally manage to let out the breath you've been holding, only to draw it back in again as you realize Ruri has been looking over your shoulder the entire time. Her lips very nearly brushing against yours when you turned to face her."Eh? Worried about Iori-chan?" The super idol blinks, grunting as you push her face away from yours with a firm hand. "Bwah, hey! From what I heard, she got back to 765 Productions alright. I had some of Kyojou-kun's guys escort them back too, just in case."[1/2]
>>27968258She frowns, here. "Well, I did hear she was crying the entire way back, but..." she shrugs. "Iori-chan's a big girl, she'll get over it. And she knows that you're a Magical Girl, so she knows you're not gonna croak that easily."...You just wanted to make sure she was alright, that's all."Just make sure you don't start sending the wrong signals again, Chiaki-chan." Ruri's voice seems to have less of the grating cheerfulness it had earlier, taking on a more serious tone. "I mean, yes, someday she'll figure you out for real, Iori-chan's not dumb. But at least make it easy for her."That's what you're trying to do....What does Ruri care, anyway? Isn't Iori from a rival production agency?Ruri frowns here, before reaching out with a well-manicured hand and poking your forehead. "Because she's my friend, dummy! That's why I care! And while I love Magical Girls, I don't want people like Iori-chan getting into a relationship with one!" She shakes her head, drawing back. "Nothing personal, Chiaki-chan, but Iori-chan doesn't need that kind of grief. Yayoi-chan was enough--" Ruri blinks as she's cut off suddenly by one of her own songs blasting out from somewhere - and she pulls out her smartphone. "O-oh! Please excuse me, Chiaki-chan, I won't be a moment!"She slides off her stool and walks to one corner of the lounge, a bright smile on her face. Cheerfully and animatedly talking to whoever it was on the other end of the line. You watch her for a few moments, and you notice that the idol is already blushing. Like...well, like a schoolgirl. Obviously tickled pink by whatever her conversation partner's spouting.Must be someone special, you think.You let out a sigh, before refilling your own glass and starting the process of drinking it all over again.The idol's right.Iori doesn't deserve someone like you, nor the kind of grief you bring....Well, you already know that, anyway. You just need to make sure not to forget it.[2/3]
>>27968270>Must be someone special, you think.WHITE DEVIIIIIIIIIL
>>27968270The call for Ruri's flight came around the time that you were halfway through the bottle of Kong. You alerted the security detail, along with what remained of your squad, so the journey to the tarmac - where Ruri's private jet was waiting - was fully secured. You're not taking any chances here, not now.With it still being early morning, the sun wasn't bearing down on everything just yet, and so both you and Ruri walked out to a chilly tarmac then. The faint sunlight glinting off the sleek body of Ruri's private jet - which, of course, is predictably decaled up to the fucking tailfins with its owner's image."Nice, isn't it?" Ruri grins, like a child showing off a favorite toy. "Got it after my first album went quintuple platinum!"It's pretty nice, you agree. But did it really need the decals? It looks painful to ride in, really."Eh? Don't you think it looks cute?" The idol frowns. "Ah, hmm. Well, I guess it is time for a change...maybe something more Magical Midori-ish. I'll have Noriko-chan write it down!"...Nevermind. Forget you said anything.As you continue your approach approach, you spot Deepthroat doing her best to manhandle a particularly heavy-looking piece of luggage up the short flight of removable stairs leading up into the plane. Sayaka's helping out, but the assistant is staunchly refusing any offer of assistance from the Eversor. Her sweat already darkening the underarms and back of her light gray blouse.Poor Noriko."Well, I guess this is it, Chiaki-chan!" The super idol pipes up again, stopping just shy of the first step of the stairs. She turns around to face you, smiling brightly. "I know you were really frustrated with me a whole lot during the past two days, and I bet you're still rustled, but I really had fun, and you're one of the only two people I felt really safe around!" She holds out her hand to you. "I'm really happy to have known you, Chiaki-chan!"How do you say goodbye to Kirishima Ruri?
>>27968281[X] Turn around and walk away, grumbling about "fucking idols"
>>27968281"If you come within 100 feet of me again I will shoot to kill."
>>27968281Sigh and shake the hand."It wasn't all that fun. Goodbye Ruri. Take care."
>>27968281[X] Shake her hand and say to her "Then I did my job right this time."
>>27968281[X] Shake hand a bit awkwardly, hope she has a safe trip. "But no more Idol missions."
>>27968296[X] This for maximum professional.
>>27968281You're a horrible boss. contact Kyuubey again and i will rip his little head off and feed it to you. or vice versa.Shake hand
>>27968281[x] Shake that hand>Hope you never need my assistance ever again.Half tempted to wake Yuu up and wave with one giant gauntlet as the plane is preparing to liftoff. Goodbyes and getting to know what's up with Yuu in one action.
>>27968281[X] Shake her hand, wish her well. Politeness costs nothing.
>>27968281[x]Pull her into a kiss.
>>27968281....you're going to blow up her plane (decals and all), aren't you?
>>27968328[x] AyeJust be polite, wish her well.
>>27968281[x] If we ever meet again, I won't be contractually obliged to follow you around. In other words, things can only get better from here.
>>27968333>White Devil intensifies.
>>27968281[x]Yesss kiss her. TAKE THAT, ESTABLISHMENT
>>27968281[x]Remove a MIG from shieldland, jump into the cockpit, yell "Unrustled!", and fly away.
>>27968281[x] "Yeah, it's been an experience. Bye." Shake her hand. We're professional, not rude.
>>27968333Bad cap, down boy
>>27968281[x] Shake the hand grumpily but wish her well and say goodbye."...Stay friends with Iori, ok?"Wave goodbye to Noriko as well too.
>>27968360Sure. Why not.
>>27968281[x] Shake her hand."The Ninth Officio will always welcome you in this city. Its Warmaster, on the other hand, will do everything she can to prevent that from ever happening again."
>>27968281[x] say we just did our job, shake her hand and wish her a safe jorney. Be polite one last time before hopefully never having to put up with idols again.
>>27968221>magics>important chars died>is a tree
>>27968333>>27968360>>27968374samefag pls go
>>27968408I cant... breathe... send... help...
>>27968419>spymaster>samefagyou wut m8
>>27968379What's the state of our blue roses?Do we need to get some fresh ones? Or are these ones still fresh enough that we can we time stop, scatter them and depart in a cloud of rose petals?
>>27968281By the way, are you a robot? Your voice certainly sounds like one.
>>27968368I am all for this. We need to say goodbyes to poor Noriko. Then we can rustle her sister about her.
And the winner: KISSU!Just kidding, nya!
[x] Shake her hand."The Ninth Officio will always welcome you in this city. Its Warmaster, on the other hand, will do everything she can to prevent that from ever happening again."
>>27968520>Dat KyokoMUH DUCK
>>27968520Fucking NecoAnd delicious Kyouko.
>>27968520I'd lick her armpits.
>>27968554Sayaka, please leave.
A thread I catch? Yay! ...That moment when you finally catch an active MGNQ thread but can't think of anything to say (especially since voting be over).Although, speaking of Best Girl.
>>27968564>not liking axilla
>>27968589Why is the tv snow stabbing at Pinky with popsicles?
>>27968281[x] Shake hands"You know what? You weren't half bad yourself."
>>27968285That'll do pig. That'll do.
>27968589That's....nice? Nice, anon. Got the right spirit at least.
>>27968605Background is the three of swords (in a really stylized and unswordlike way). It seemed to fit since that involves stabbing of hearts. (And that was before our fight in the stadium!)
So...how about that airline food, huh? You think Ruri's got her own chef on board?
>>27969054one job etc
>>27969051Deculture!What if for every time the spell goes wrong, we continue it in a separate summon? So for now, we can have 3 separate summonings?
>>27969068Dammit, not again!
>>27969101It is Ok, we can have more warriors of light for every exdeath we spawn.But think of all the Gaulfs that would be sacrificed...
>>27969068You mean Horticulture
>>27969068the moon needs more trees anon, it looks so grey and lifeless!
>>27969093If the summoning goes wrong, you have to unsay everything that's already been said by doing the incanation in reverse, and then starting from scratch.>glorious chaos results
So. Our scheduleToday evening: MidorinTomorrow: Search and retrieve upon the oil rigDid I get my dates correctly?
Decu has been kidnapped by moon rabbits! Are you a bad enough astronaut to rescue him?
>>27969118Dawn it Carlo.Why am I laughing so hard.
>>27969124Go for it anon./tg/ is basically a bunch of Barbarians trying to cast summoning anyways. We can't screw it up even more.
>>27969147>We can't screw it up even more.if I have learned one thing about /tg/, it's that we can ALWAYS screw it up more
>>27968995Well, Kyouko IS an excellent spear-user...
>>27969160There is no greater fail than rolling a 1. You can't fail any harder.
And I was soooooo proud of you guys for letting the thread fall naturally while waiting for Deculture...
>>27969172All other rolls are 1d1s.
>>27969184It was taking way too long
>>27969172>implying you can't critfail twice in a row
>>27969184murderface too tall
>>27969197Leave it to /tg/.
>>27969184The silence was kind of unnerving to me, actually.
>>27969200I think she's standing on a box
>>27969127>Did I get my dates correctly?No. The SmashNGrab on the oil rig isn't scheduled for 4 more days.There was supposed to be a recon team sent, but it apparently didn't make it into the requests we gave to Mami, so now would be a good opportunity to have the recon team check out the oil rig ahead of our insertion.
>>27969200>>27969211>>27969184The frigging file name is 'I'm on the box again'!
>>27969211too tall even with box
everyone post your best coobies while we wait for decu
>>27969234Pretty sure Murderface is only 3" shorter, give or take, so I think the height is fine.
>>27969243I thought the difference was like a foot and a half, and 4 cup sizes.
>>27969239We should buy him a pretty dress.
>>27969261If chiaki was a foot and a half shorter than midori things would look suspiciously pedo between them.
>>27969268or help him start working out
>>27969243>>27969255The difference is like 8cm, maybe a little more. Not sure what that is in imperial and no idea at all on the cup sizes except for "several". Really quickly, I took her off the box and rotated the heads. It's consistent with the height chart so that's alright.
>>27969261Only if you're going by Murderface&
>>279692948cm is a little more than 3 inches or so.
>>27969294You are a wonder Nicehat guy.Keep on drawing.
>>27969261>a foot and a halfConsidering Homura (and therefore Chiaki) is 5'1-5'2 (according to PMMM production notes), that would make Midori an exceptionally tall human, let alone Japanese schoolgirl
>>27969340That aside, Chiaki is a teemsy bit taller than Homura, but not by much.
>>27969294>>27969184You got the wrong girl with Chiaki. Put anyone else and it will be much better.
>>27969381Them are fighting words, anon
>>27969381I politely disagree and will continue to draw as I like.
>>27969363And Midori is a bit taller than Shion, so that works out.
>>27969381>brave anon voicing his shit taste to the publicWell, you don't see that often.
>>27968296 >>27968307 >>27968310 >>27968328 >>27968346You reach out and shake the idol's offered hand. You weren't really that frustrated, when you consider it. Escort missions can typically be frustrating anyway, or at least that's how you remember it. And while you've had your disagreements, there's no hard feelings between the both of you....You probably won't be taking up any more idol missions after hers, though.Ruri giggles at this, clearly pleased. "Haha~ Well, I guess that means all the other idols will have another thing to be jealous of me about! They won't be able to experiencing being in the same room with THE Ninth Warmaster!"You're not too sure if that's anything to be jealous of, but whatever. It's also here that you ask her - with no small amount of difficulty - if she could stay friends with Iori. Be there for her when you can't. Keep an eye on her, and stuff.Ruri blinks at this, before nods, her cheerful smile once more replaced with all seriousness. "Of course, chiaki-chan. You didn't even need to ask. I'll call her from time to time and see how she's doing when you can't, and I'll visit her all the time when I'm back here. Just so you don't worry about her too much when you're working. How about that?"You nod at this, swallowing painfully. That'd...be nice of her, yes."See? I can be more than just an annoying bitch, Chiaki-chan!" She gives your hand a squeeze, smiling, before finally letting go. Behind her, you can see Noriko looking at you from the top of the stairs, while Sayaka made her way down. You wave at the assistant, and she shyly waves back."Everything's set. Did one last sweep, no bombs or anything of the sort on board." Sayaka reports as she reaches both you and Ruri. She turns towards the idol. "Um, well, Ruri-san, it's been a pleasure--"[1/2]
>>27969496"Sayaka-chan, thank you!" The idol's goodbye with your Equerry is decidedly much more friendly, with Ruri nearly tackling Sayaka to the ground as she hugs her. "I had a lot of fun with you as my Super Fan! I hope you stay as one forever!"The Blueberry very nearly turned into a Strawberry, she was blushing that hard. "A-ah. Ruri-san, it was really nothing, and I...I've got no intention of stopping from being your fan..."You let the idol and your Equerry say your final goodbyes as you light a cigarette, taking a long drag from it once it caught. A moment later, and it's here that you see Enishi running towards you, something clutched in her hands."Kirishima-san! Kirishima-san, please wait!" The Callidus Rank Leader calls, somehow managing not to trip and fall flat on her face, running in her kimono. She reaches the jet after a few moments, and takes another few to catch her breath. "K-Kirishima-san, here's...um." Enishi gulps air, before straightening and holding out what looks like a jewelry box of some sort. Too big for a ring, but too small for a necklace. "My eldest sister sends her regards with this gift. She wanted me to give this to you personally, since she is unable to do it herself." She looks your way, before bowing. "Don't worry, Warmaster. I checked it out myself. It's clean, it's just a gift. And it came with my sister's personal seal, and I verified it myself with her."Ah. Right. Sure, that's fine."Oh, is that right, Enishi-chan?" Ruri lets go of Sayaka to receive the gift. "Please send my thanks and my regards to your sister, uh...""Vintage, Kirishima-san." Enishi assists."Vintage-chan!" Ruri finishes brightly, before blinking. "Uh...Vintage? That's kind of a weird name, isn't it...?" She opens the gift box, and blinks. "W-whoa! This is....this is pretty weird! Cute, but weird!"[2/3]
>>27969521>inb4 golden corkscrew
>>27969536>inb4 golden dildo
>>27969536>inb4 golden pantsuFix'd
>>27969521"You're not the first to take note, Kirishima-san, I assure you." Enishi's smile is audible, before it's replaced with curiosity. "Eh? Isn't it some sort of brooch, Kirishima-san? I didn't open it myself, just scanned it to make sure it wasn't anything harmful--"All three of you crowd around the idol, trying to sneak a peek at what she was given.Surprisingly, Sayaka was the first to recoil, shrieking and backpedaling away."WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK THAT'S A COCKROACH! WHO THE FUCK GIVES ANYONE A FUCKING COCKROACH HAIRPIN?!"You blink down at the revealed gift. It's a jeweled hair brooch, silver with gold accents, and rubies for eyes - resting in a rich velvet inset. Its body is leaf-shaped, bulging out at the middle and terminating into small points on either end, and made up of segments. It's got small feet, and a pair of antenna curling up and back over its body....Yeah. It is a cockroach, all right. Weird."Oh, stop saying that! It's not a cockroach!" Ruri chides the both of you. "It looks more like a cute pillbug!" She delicately lifts it out of the box and sets it onto her hair. "How does it look?"Like a big silver cockroach is shitting in her hair, you tell her. She pouts at you for this.Sayaka merely goes a sickly green color and averts her eyes, clearly not at all at home with Ruri's new look. "Actually, it's more of an isopod--" Enishi tries to point out, but it's here that Noriko calls meekly for Ruri, saying that they need to go."Oh, alright, I'll be there, Noriko!" Ruri replies, before turning back to you and your group. "Goodbye, Chiaki-chan, Enishi-chan, Sayaka-chan! Let's meet again sometime!" It's here that she hands you the brown manila envelope you gave her last night - your feedback form. "Here you go, with my compliments! Ah, don't look at it, just give it directly to Kyuubey!"[3/4]
>>27969552A cockroach? Thats a first.
>>27969552So they gave her a bug?
>>27969552Vintage?I am not sure if I get the reference.
And then the plane exploded because it was a non-magical bomb.The End.
>>27969552Sayaka ribbing material acquired.
>>27969552>gold accents[Shadowruns intensify]
>>27969580What does blueberry have against bugs?
>>27969581I'm pretty sure at this point Decu makes about 3 of every 4 items described in the quest have gold on them to fuel paranoia.
>>27969592She'll probably say they remind her of Murderface.
>>27969552>with golden accents
>>27969552>Its body is leaf-shaped, bulging out at the middle and terminating into small points on either end, and made up of segmentsSo a hissing cockroach?
>>27969552>Ah, don't look at it, just give it directly to KyuubeyTime to open it.
>>27969552And with that, the idol runs up the stairs to her own private jet. A moment later, you watch as the painfully-decaled flying machine hurtles into the sky. Unexploded. Intact. Safe....You could probably blow it up from here, still, you figure."That's that." Sayaka shakes her head, one hand raised to shade her eyes from the sun. "Your first mission as Warmaster officially done, for all intents and purposes, Murderface." She turns to you, patting her gloved hands together, a relieved smile on her face. "All that's left is the debriefing, and I can probably do that later after I go home and have a nice long bath, and--" The Eversor stops, blinking at you. "Murderface, you asshole, you were thinking about shooting that plane out of the sky, weren't you?"What? No. Not at all. ...Well, maybe a bit, but you weren't going to follow through or anything."Idiot." Sayaka punches you in the shoulder, a half-hearted one. "But at least you didn't actually do it, so that counts for something." She lets out a sigh, before looking at you and Enishi in turn. "We done here, then? We're dismissed?"You nod. Pretty much done."I'll have Squad Hiryu pack up and get ready to get back to Headquarters." Enishi bows deeply in front of you. "Thank you for allowing me the pleasure of fighting alongside you, Warmaster. Please remember me should you require the services of a Callidus next time, although..." she shakes her head as she straightens up. "I also realize that last night wouldn't have been as horrible if I were only better at my job."You will, you tell her. And no, she did help getting all of Lucius' team mates rounded up. Everyone in the stadium was saved thanks to her."Still, I need to meditate upon my mistakes." Enishi bows again. "I will take my leave, then. Warmaster. Miki."[4/5
>>27969552>>27969607Or is it really more of an isopod?
>>27969615Sayaka merely grunts as the Callidus disappears. "She's probably going to say the same thing during her debriefing. I'll just say that Lucius and her freaks just slipped us one, because of the audience and all." she looks at you. "You'll say the same, right? Karasawa can inhale an entire wheelbarrow of dicks, but she tries her best."Yeah, that's obvious. You'll try not to point fingers. Everything still worked out anyway.Sayaka nods at this, as if she'd expected you to reply the way you did. "Anyway, I'll go on ahead. Kyoko's already waiting for me back at the apartment, and I need to cook her breakfast before she wakes up." She nods at you again, as if to salute. "Later, Murderface."You return her goodbye, and in moments you're alone on the tarmac. Your cigarette already burned right down to the filter.[ KIRISHIMA RURI MISSION FINISHED! ] You have a few hours free to yourself before you have to report to Kyuubey.What do you do now?Go back home to your apartment and rest.Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.Go directly to Charles' and get a few drinks.
>>27969622It is kind of adorable.
>>27969611Inside is another manila envelope, saying "I said not to open it!"
>>27969622JesusDidn't we fight these things in Independence Day
>ruri spider>cockroachI'm on to you, Deculture.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktcOUi-x-A
>>27969642>[X]Go back home to your apartment and rest.HOME! We can just keep drinking there anyway. We've been very diligent so far, so Kyubey can likely forgive the debriefing until later.
>>27969642[X]Go back home to your apartment and rest.We need it, especially with a debriefing coming and another mission soon.
>>27969642>[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.
>>27969642[X] DEBRIEFfollowed by [X]CHARLESfollowed by[x] CHARLES followed by[X] REST
>>27969642>[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.The mission's not over until the debrief is done.Then we're going to find a family restaurant, order ALL of the pancakes, and dip them in Kong.
>>27969642Go back home to your apartment and rest.We could use some rest.
>>27969642[x] Fly away in a MIG.
>>27969642>[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.sooner the better, then we can focus on whatever
>>27969642[x]Go home and rest, and also open Ruri's report.
>>27969642>[X]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.
>>27969642[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.We're a professional.
>>27969642>[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.Might as well get this over with.
>>27969642>[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.Think of the delicious rest when there's nothing else you need to do!
>>27969642[x]Go directly to Charles' and get a few drinks.Professionalism over, time to get SHITFACED.
>>27969642[x]Go directly to HQ and beat up some of Lucius' cronies.
>>27969642>[X]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.PROFESSIONALISM!
>>27969642>[X]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.Then get ready for dates.
>>27969642[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over withWe are warmaster. We are a professional. We can't be slacking off now. Not until everything's sorted out.THEN we get drunkish (think of what Mami would say if we got totally sloshed, such disappointment) and then we get so rest
>>27969642[x] debrief before all elsethen time to prep for DATEZ
>>27969642[x] DebriefThenGo home, mess with Green Green.
>>27969642[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.>>27969635What, can't you do a Meguca Vindicare who summons arthropods and isopods as her power? A swarm of hissing cockroaches undulating over the ground as clouds of common cockroaches blot out the sun.
>>27969713I will comission a drawfag for this.
>>27969713Presenting Taylor Hebert, Magical Girl. (And her sidekick, Ziz.)
>>27969642[x]Use opportunity to fly a mig.
>>27969635I'm with you on that one. *shudders*
>>27969653Oh god they're turning her into a mantis man
>>27969743I -might- be able to do a little writing about that if it gets enough support.
>>27969552A cockroach hairpin? Something like this, hm?
>>27969642[x]Go back home to your apartment and rest.This mission was probably mentally very draining on Chiaki. Time to walk in, kick off heels and sit in our COMFY CHAIR, zapping through retarded starlets weighing their boobs for retarded jap shows on TV while slowly dozing off. And lets hope that other missions wont be as draining as this one as warmaster.
>>27969743>>27969779But Magical Bug Girl is already a thing.
>>27969787>completely black eyes with a red centerThat looks oddly familiar...
[x]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.>>27969607The weird thing is, this freaks the hell out of me even in thumbnail...>>27969622.. but this one's just kind of meh.
>>27969642Hope i make it before cut offGet the debreifing done. The sooner, the more better. Means we can finally relax before busting more heads
It's okay guys! Cute pillbug! Nyot a roach! C U T E P I L L B U G
>>27969904oh, also this was at the top of my screen for MGNQ, so I just about lost it
>>27969909>C U T E P I L L B U GThat's a funny way of spelling "giant isopod"
I was a little worried that some faggot would be filling this thread with Rebellion spoilers.Glad I was proven wrong.
>>27969642>[X]Go directly to HQ and get the debriefing over with.This works. followed by Midori hugs.
>>27969904>busting headsI think you mean kneecaps.Also yay Pinky. *^-^*
>>27969904This is kinda how I envision the eight Incubator...
>>27969746Why not just have Wriggle as a Meguca?
>>27969933It could be a pillbug. Isopods are isopods, but are not cockroaches, which are in a different Order.Isopoda vs Blattodea.They're not even in the same subphylum.
>>27969938Mami kills Dumbledore
Alright! I'll be pausing for now. Sorry for the long delays, there was a lot to cover and the two-week blank sort of put me off a bit, hahaha! I'll have another thread tomorrow night (or later today, since it's already 1 AM here) to wrap things up and stuff.As always, thank you for everyone's participation, and feedback is always appreciated! Most voted action begins the next thread. Also, we were supposed to have a new writeup today, from a completely new writefriend, but I think she's asleep already, hahaha! So it'll have to wait until tomorrow instead, so questions answered I guess!
>>27970017Yeah, I realized the second I hit submit that I was inviting spoilers upon myself.
>>27970034Do you seek THE VOID?
>>27970061Damn it anon, how am I going to recover my sides from the orbit of the moon?
>>27970034Search and retrieve mission soon or PLOT INTERVENTION!
>>27970034So, will we get to know what was up with Ruri's dead double back when she visited Santa Destroy?Thanks for running Decu, I missed this quest.
>>27970034>new writeupsOH BOY!
>>27970075You should have known that joke was unavoidable.
>>27970078Of course I'd forget the fucking question mark.
>>27970034Does the feedback form have a Sexiness entry?Will Charlotte feature at any point in this quest?MalalQuest when?
>>27969971>WriggleBecause Touhou just isn't the first thing to come to mind when I think 'teenage girl with bug control powers'. Possibly because Wriggle's never been a main character.>>27970034Was it actually shaped like a cockroach? Or was it an isopod? (Or was it just some entomologically-challenged jeweler's idea of "bug"?)
>>27970034And sorry for not having mine done yet. I've been slacking in the writing stuff for a while.
>>27970061I don't know who that is! Is that someone from Bleach?>>27970078There's a Culexus-centric flashback coming up before that!>>27970079Of course! That'll be revealed in the debriefing.Oh, also, it looks like the new writefriend is up! She'll post her piece momentarily!
>>27970034Thanks for running Deculture!What would had happened if we got enough Ruri points?
I got two rounds off, hitting the guard in the shoulder, and the fucking Beretta jammed. Again. That pistol was trying to kill me. Not for the first time, I cursed the fact that my place as my team's only Vindicare prevented me from carrying an M4/203.I dove to the floor and rolled behind a desk, scrabbling for my combat knife. I looked up just in time to see one of the security goons point an AK-47 at my squad leader, Freon, and unload. One of the rifles was lying a few feet away, and I launched myself towards it. Just as I scooped it up, the goon's head exploded, and my ears started ringing. I looked up at Two-Hands, our CQB specialist, standing over me with an AK raised. I scowled at my grinning squadmate, who pulled me upright and handed me the rifle."Here ya go." She flicked blood off her visor. "Shoots a little high.""You always such a smartass, Two-Hands?" "You always such a pussy, Pawn?" Goddammit I hate that nickname."Hey, Rev, lay off. It's her first run." Linde Van Dyke, who we all called Freon because of her temperament when under fire, pulled her helmet off and shook out her short blue hair, then walked over to stand in front of the window, stepping carefully over the bodies. The redhead beside me gave her a New York salute, but shut up. "Now, Tanya. What did we learn here?""That Syrian government officials have shittons of low-quality mooks in every fucking building with a decent line of sight to their offices." I had retrieved my pistol and was working to clear the jam. I gave it up with a sigh. "And that my Beretta is worse than a fucking Nambu.""HEY! You hatin' on Berettas over there?" Rev gave us a belligerent glare, hands resting on her holstered pistols.
>>27970132>I don't know who that is! Is that someone from Bleach?Exdeath, from one of the Final Fantasies.
>>27970138Freon winced. "Well, at least with these we don't have to worry about the blast radius. But yeah, get rid of the standard-issue shit ASAP." She gestured at the Kalashnikov cradled in my arms. "That right there is the best sidearm a sniper can have." She spent a moment inspecting her armor, ensuring it hadn't been damaged by the doomed security officer.Revecca "Two-Hands" Chang grinned. "Yeah. And thank fuck all these towelhead Syrian assholes carry so much ammo. It's nice to cut loose for a change."A burst of static came over my helmet radio, followed by my spotter's voice. "Visual. Target is leaving the office." Sonja Zaitsev had a quiet, pleasant voice despite her heavy accent, and hearing her talk never failed to calm my nerves.Freon snapped her helmet back into place. "Alright, ladies, you heard Zero. Ammo up and camo up. Pawn, go ahead and set up by the window. Make sure there's no direct sunlight on the barrel. Rev, with me."I acknowledged the order and stowed the AK, unpacking my rifle from its case. The big Anzio 20mm may be a bit impractical for normal forces, but it works just fine for me. It also doesn't leave anything for the medics to save, a point Jyuro stressed when he designated it - and me - for this op. "One last thing, Tanya. Abbadon has said she'll be personally keeping track of the developing situation here. Don't miss."Shit. Warmaster Pavlovena was personally watching this? As in, was going to personally chew my ass out if I froze up again? I nestled the butt closer against my armored shoulder and keyed my mic. "Freon, I'm good to go.""Good. Ah, wait one." She sounded distracted. "We have a slight...complication."Double shit.(2/4ish)
>>27970159I think he was pulling our legs.Everyone knows about the tree.
>>27970132It's Exdeath? Guy who orders around GILGAMESH? Is an evil tree? Seeks the power of THE VOID?
>>27970102Charlotte's already been featured. Mami killed a bunch of them.
>>27970176I didn't know about him before Dissidia because the only pre-VII ones I played were I, IV, and VI.
>>27970200Fair enough. Only the emulation generation played V.
>>27970175"What kind of complication?" I hoped my voice didn't give away how nervous I was.Sonja cut in. "The target isn't alone. He's got some woman and a kid with him." I found the target - a middle-aged man with a salt-and-pepper beard and thick glasses - on the other side of the crowded street. Sure enough, a woman walked behind him, holding a little girl's hand.Rev growled. "The fuck is this, 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day?' Who planned this?""That would be me." A new voice cut into the channel, an amused, accentless alto we all recognized as belonging to the Warmaster - Sofiya Pavlovena, known outside the Officio as Abbadon. "Is there a problem, Two-Hands?"I could almost hear Rev grinding her teeth on the other end. "Extra targets means complications. Complications mean problems. Problems mean dead Sparklies.""An unfortunately unavoidable complication, Two-Hands. The good Secretary takes his family to work with him every day - Intel thinks it's to ward off assassins."Freon broke into the channel. "Why weren't we briefed on this?""Because it isn't relevant. The presence of a woman and child will not prevent you from carrying out your mission..." She paused. "Unless, of course, you're worried about missing so badly you hit them instead?"My squad leader's voice remained admirably calm. "I'm not the one holding the rifle, Warmaster. Jyuro assigned us the newbie. Pawn. And it's not about the possibility of hitting them - you've seen her scores; Pawn could shoot the fuzz off a gnat's arse at 700 meters. It's just that I'd rather not risk it.""Well, then, let me put it differently." Abbadon's voice was flat and matter-of-fact. "Secretary al-Sharif dies today, one way or another. The Prime Minister was very clear - he wants this done before the elections. That means today. I have a strike package inbound, in case your team is for whatever reason incapable of finishing the mission. Weapons release in one minute."(3/4)
>>27970209V was the best one, though.
>>27970214Freon sounded outraged. "You did this deliberately, didn't you? You're testing Pawn."The Warmaster laughed, a cold, humorless sound. "Everyone gets tested, Linde. You should know that. If she won't kill for the Officio, she has no place in the Officio.""But-""There are no buts, Linde. Either she takes the shot, or everyone on that street dies when the strike package gets in range.""I'll do it." I had stayed quiet, tracking the target, listening to my squad leader's borderline insubordination. Now, I resettled my rifle, and began a series of slow, deep breaths.Freon's voice was very quiet. "Tanya, you don't have to do this. Let me take him out. Hell, let Rev do it. You don't have to kill him.""I'm not killing him." Breathe in. "I'm removing a threat to peace." Breathe out. "And I'm saving the lives of everyone on that street." Breathe in.Hold it. Steady.The recoil came as a surprise, just as it was supposed to.Abbadon spoke quietly, almost reverently. "Tanya Gabrielle Synclair has joined the Sixteenth Officio. Long may she serve.""Long may she serve." My squad echoed their Warmaster's words, and my first mission as a Puella Magi ended."Squad Davin, return to the Hand of Vengeance for debriefing. The Israeli Prime Minister has granted us permission to land an Osprey in the Golan Heights, in the Gamla Nature Reserve. That's your transport out.""Acknowledged, Warmaster. We're moving now." Freon sounded exhausted, and somewhat depressed. "Pack up, ladies. We're going home."---And that's it! Thanks for letting me write for MGNQ, Decu! I look forward to next time!
>>27970220I am in full agreement.It is such a shame it did not get an DS update. The 3D models would be adorable.They have to leave in all the exploits, though, for it is half of the fun.
>>27970034Gee nothing like tablet issues and procrastination.
just leaving this here
>>27970220It was the most fun.
>>27970256Not bad. Get a pastebin for this and future pieces.
>>27970298Ah, right! Pastebin is http://pastebin.com/u/ThatonetsungalI'll have this up in a sec.
>>27970102It should have!Charlotte was already featured, and MalalQuest should be very soon!>>27970110I would probably say the third option!>>27970133The Ruri route, one fraught with danger at every turn, would have been unlocked!
>>27970369Are you really not a tree?
>>27970369Something something seven heroic ex-girlfriends. On the way, Chiaki could have discovered that it was Noriko she cared about all along.But we'll never see it.
>>27970369>MalalQuestI've not kept up to date with happenings. Be this what it sounds like?
>>27970408If you mean a flashback interlude from Malal's PoV, then yes.
>>27970389But how would we handle Enshi as our sister in law?
>>27970426By avoiding her advances probably.
>>27970389And thank god for that.>>27970256Pretty good, interesting to see where this goes.
>>27970355Oh, you wrote the lewd too? Vary Nice.The 'I love you.' was the lewdest part.
>>27970446Ara ara, sister incest already?
>>27970469I'm planning a part 2, which I will write in my copious spare time.
>>27970448What if we then realize that Enshi is better and goes for her rather than Noriko?
Anyone archiving this yet?
>>27970510I was thinking about sister incest from the thread where Enishi was bawling....Not that I...think about those things a lot.
>>27970520My heart will await and make preparations.
>>27970551That is the Cooldown anon we all know!
>>27970551Thinking about such things clearly means that you have a lot of free time. Writefaggotry when?
>>27970615I totally do, and...I'm not gonna jinx it, whenever I say 'tomorrow' or something like that I end up with jack-all.But soon. Soon.
>>27970665We believe in you, Wendy-san. Even if there is no God or Buddha.
>>27970723Got a few things planned for Amber, actually. Some of them might not even be Kyouko getting NTR'd. Maybe.
>>27970798I think you mean "You genius"
>annoy Decu for over a dozen threads with GUYS YOU SHOULD FUCKING WATCH OUT I BET RURI IS A ROBOT>tfw either I had super-precognition or Decu picked up on my Calne Ca-idea and incorporated it into the storyHAHHAHAHAHHAHASOONSOON IT WILL BEGIN
>>27969653that goes without saying, doesn't it?
>>27970904No, you fool.It's "Hahaha!"
>>27970034I thought we were doing Malal/Yuma Quest when you got back?
>>27971200I can field this. He just wanted to finish up the Ruri arc properly before we move onto something else.Not sure if we're doing the date first, but I fear that'll put off MalalQuest by like ten threads.
>>27971228But what if I don't want MalalQuest, just a return to interacting with cool cats like Midori and Kyouko and Mami and Misaka and Tiny Pete?
>>27971249You'll have to tough it out for a few threads. Sorry.
>>27971249>Not wanting hot tomboy MadokaWhat devilry is this.
>>27971402go irc pls
Very late threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbSince Decu is running again tomorrow, I'll update it next week instead of today.