> September 1st, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/EtMu2KTMMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/4p8ct4PyYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.It is now 9:30 on a lovely Sunday aboard Lafayette Girls Academy. Yesterday, you recruited two crews, had your tanks briefly impounded, and now a Panther tank will be in your possession once the Naval Studies girls get it above deck.You push off your covers, yawning. School starts in two days of course, and that’ll also be the time for the Club fair.What do you want to do?> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette Girls Academy’s 8 Tanks. (6/8)> "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!": Recruit crews
>>27952511> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)We are good on tanks. Now we need money to fix them up.
>>27952511> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)Conspicuously a less accomplished goal than the other two.
>>27952511>> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)Start by launching a passionate campaign against the senior class president in order to regain our allotted funds and then some.
I wonder if the Fredendalls are Senators or something. They sure have the necessary attitude, judging from how they raised their daughter.>>27952511>> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)IT'S TIME.
> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50/000 Dollars (0/50,000)Money’s always good. Time to set moneymaking as your priority for today.You go through the usual morning motions. Shower, dress, breakfast. You need to remember to buy something other than cereal for breakfast. Pancakes are always good. Maybe waffles.Your cellphone rings.“Nancy”> Answer> Don’t answer
>>27952685>> AnswerAlways answer.
>>27952685> Answer"How do we get dosh?"
>- M4 SHERMAN (COMPETITION SPEC.)>- KV-1S (VINTAGE)>- BT-42 (VINTAGE)>- CHURCHILL MARK I (VINTAGE)>- M5A1 STUART (VINTAGE)Oh thank God. Work on the Stuart hasn't started yet. We can still change it up in favor of the KV-1S...>>27952685And, I'm late again...> Answer
>>27952685Why do you even ask? When do we not answer? NEVER, THAT'S RIGHT!> Answer>>27952721Money's gone already.
> Answer“What’s up, Nancy?”“Hey, President. I just got acquainted with the Sewing Club. They’re real nice! I didn’t even know we had a Sewing Club! They actually told me you’d set them a booth at the Club Fair.”“Yeah, that’s right. 500 dollars. Speaking of which, you happen to have any idea how we can raise money?”“Hm… I dunno. Why don’t you swing around the Sewing Club Building, we can hash it out.”“Sure- wait, how are you getting cell reception?”“I’m in the building next to them.”“Oh.”You hang up.> Go to the Sewing Club Building.> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.> Other
>>27952794> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.For one thing, its inhabitants have gone about as long as she has without contact with the outside world! Dohohohohoho.
>>27952794>Wake KittenWe'll make you social one way or another
>>27952794> Go to the Sewing Club Building.Let poor Kittens sleep.
>>27952839But then she will be lost to us! We'll have to waifu Ramirez!
>>27952740>Money's gone already.Can't we ask Mr. Mishka to take the payment for the Stuart refurbishment, funnel it into the KV-1S repair and that we'll foot the additional bill?Like I said, provided work hasn't started yet.>>27952794> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.> OtherPhone-call to Mr. Mishka. Just to ask if work has begun with the Stuart yet. A status report would be good.Maybe negotiate, if he's willing.
>>27952865>waifuing Ramirezgo to your room anon.
>read crew roster>team wojtek>those names and nicknamesYou have my attention. There better be a dog though.
> Wake Kitten, the Sewing Club seems to have some things in common with her. Some.This would be a good opportunity to get Kitten some friends who are just like her: Shut-in, friendless, and incapable of normal social interaction.Man, that sounds worse when you say it like that.You head downstairs to her dorm, and find outside of her door that Naval Studies Student from yesterday. She’s waiting with tools.Looks like she’s prepared.She looks at you, annoyed. “You gonna break the door down again?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27952902I'm not! I'd rather a Kitten, but that namefag wants her gone! Who else could we force to love us but Ramirez, if Kitten is gone!
>>27952928> BoastYes. What are you going to do about it?
>>27952928> NeutralI don't know, am I?
>>27952928> Neutral"Are you up to helping me wake Kitten?"
>>27952930> needing loveThat's not how you politics, Anon, that's not how you politics at all. Our waifu is power, can't you see?>>27952839> one way or anotherBlunt force. The AMERICAN way?
>>27952930We can't shut her in for our selfish feelings anon! That would make us a terrible friend!
>>27952975>We can't shut her in for our selfish feelings anon! That would make us a terrible friend!Amen to that.
>>27952962>That's not how you politics, Anon, that's not how you politics at all. Our waifu is power, can't you see?...we'll timeskip and become Minister of Defense, won't we?
>>27952983>>27952975No. It would make us her best friend.
>>27952996>...we'll timeskip and become Minister of Defense, won't we?That wasn't the plan all along? Did I miss something?>>27952999That's a pretty selfish form of friendship, then.
> NeutralYou shrug. “Maybe, depends on whether or not she’s awake.”The Navy kid scoffs. “Well, if I were you, I’d carry a spare key or something. I’d like a vacation from this dorm. Hell, I’ve been here so many times I practically live here.”You raise an eyebrow. “I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced then.” You hold your hand out, to which she politely shakes it. “Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President.”“Wendy. Wendy Kniep. Junior Naval Studies Engineering.”You nod. “Nice to make your acquaintance then.” You knock on Kitten’s door and hope to god she wakes up.Goddamn it, she doesn’t.> Kick the door down again.> Call her.> Knock on the door.> Leave
>>27953036> Call her.We'll need a bullhorn eventually...
>>27953036>> Knock on the door.Loudly. We should invest in a cart and loudspeakers for "psychological warfare".
>>27953036>Call her.Fiiiiine, non-destructive version.
>>27953069Or follow the advice and get Kitten's key.
>>27953069>loudspeakersI'm sure we can "borrow" something from the senior prez.
>>27953097inb4 she bought them as "mess hall equipment" and accuses us to have stolen from the school. HUE HUE HUE HUE.>>27953092>Or follow the advice and get Kitten's key.It's kind of perplexing we didn't yet. Guess Trude loves showing off her freak strength too much.
> Call her.You quickly pull out her cellphone and call her number.Surprisingly enough, she actually answers.“Trudy. Something you need?”“Yeah, you want to go out with me today? I got some new people for you to meet!”“No.”“Oh come on! They’re not that bad! The Sewing Club’s really nice! They’ll hook you up with some cool outfits you know!”Wendy raises an eyebrow. “We have a Sewing Club?”Kitten says, “We have a Sewing Club?”“Yes, and yes.”“… You know what, I’m actually kind of curious now. Fine, give me a couple of minutes.”You hang up. That went better than expected. After a few moments, Kitten comes out, bedhead and all. “Right,” she says, “Let’s go.”Time to head out then. You say goodbye to Wendy, who actually seems kinda disappointed you didn’t kick the door down, and head out for the Sewing Club Building.“So…” says Kitten, “What’s the Sewing Club like?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27953208> NeutralThey are something. A bit grabby.
>>27953208>BoastThe Start of SOMETHING Great! *Set Kitten to start the Cosplay club she always wanted since middle school*
>>27952511>"I suddenly remembered my CharlemagneCharlemagne...
>>27953208>> BoastReally wished we recovered those last two tanks
> Neutral“Well, the Sewing Club mainly deals with making clothes, and then selling them. Problem is, Fredendall kinda made them disappear after an incident where she lost Homecoming Queen and all that?”Kitten nods. “I see. Are they nice?”“Pretty much yeah.” You deliberately neglect to mention their grabbiness. You’re gonna need to ask about that because you’re not entirely sure measurements require constant groping. “Oh yeah, also, their building doesn’t have cell reception, so no internet for you.”“Fuck.”After a time of walking, you walk into the Sewing Club Building. “Hey, Eleanor, Nancy, you in here?!”Eleanor shouts from the back. “We’re in the back! Come in!” You gesture Kitten to follow you, which she does with extreme caution. Soon enough, you pull the curtain back to see the Sewing Club fitting various pieces of rags and cloth around Nancy, who of course is in her underwear.“What do you think, Bess, Cotton or wool?” says Mamie.“I’m feeling cotton myself,” says Mamie.“Gertrude!” Eleanor greets you. “Nice to see you!” She looks past you, and sees Kitten using you as a human shield. “Who’s this?”> Introduce her.> Let her introduce herself.
>>27953366>> Introduce her.
>>27953366>“I’m feeling cotton myself,” says Mamie.Given it's the Sewing Club, not certain which meaning of 'feel' this is supposed to be...> Let her introduce herself.No speaking for Kitten! She needs the training!
>>27953366>Let her introduce herself
>>27953366>> Let her introduce herself.Sure. If she doesn't learn it now she won't, and that means she'll be virtually useless for our Panz-- tanks.
>>27953502The gunner has to be the quiet, introvert type, you dolt
>>27953426Gotta wonder what the straightest club is. inb4 it's ours.
>>27953537Better hope her games trained her for that or she's a good shot, then. Personally I hope she opens up at least a little bit.
>>27953366Speaking of clubs, is there an Airsoft club?Could be a recruitment opportunity
>>27953546The LGBT club.
>>27953577Not everyone has to be an extrovert, you know
>>27953587Maybe you're on to something...>Just full of fujoshi, no actual gay girls in it.
> Let her introduce herself.You stand aside and motion for Kitten to introduce herself. Kitten sighs and holds out her hand. “I’m Carol. My friends call me Kitten.”Eleanor appears to be distracted however, specifically by Kitten’s not-incredibly impressive tits. After a minute of uncomfortable staring, she says, “You need a new bra.”“… Pardon?”“You need a new bra. Yours isn’t supporting your breasts well enough. It looks like they’re getting crushed actually. What size do you wear?”“Well- I-““Doesn’t matter, we’ll find out.” Eleanor gently shoves Kitten over. Mamie and Bess move Nancy over. “Girls, get me my measuring tape.” She points at Kitten. “You, take off your shirt.”“But-““Off.”Kitten looks over at you, red in the cheeks and looking like she wants to kill you. You simply shrug innocently as she begins taking her shirt off.“Now now, Kitten,” says Eleanor. “The biggest and common mistake a girl can make is buying a bra that’s too small for her. We’ll have one custom made for you though, and since you’re a friend of Gertrude it’ll be free of charge!”Kitten, in her most excited tone, says, “Hooray.”> Talk with Nancy.> Talk with Eleanor> Talk with the other Sewing Club girls> Other
>>27953648> Talk with Nancy.There's a reason we came here.
>>27953608...oh fuck.>>27953601I know, anon, I know.>>27953581> the cast is a 1:1 copy of the C3s>>27953648>> Talk with the other Sewing Club girlsGotta make the minions feel important.
>>27953648> Talk with Nancy.Leave the girls to their trade for now, get updates from the person who got out of bed first.
>>27953648>OtherHelp measure Kitten's boobs. School is about more than tanks, it's good to learn a diverse set of skills.
>>27953648>> Talk with Nancy.No time for the plebs.
>>27953648> Talk with Nancy.Well, now that she's free from the Sewing Club's clutches, ask her what's up?
>>27953648>> Talk with Nancy.
>>27953687>School is about more than tanks,Biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.
>>27953648> Talk with EleanorI have a strange feeling that I recognize every character from crew's other than Gertrude's.
>>27953679>the cast is a 1:1 copy of the C3sWell you know, better than the reference to that other show
>>27953736>implying lesbianism isn't close in value to tanksIf we haven't had at least one orgy by the end of term, how do you expect the crews to bond?
>>27953789This isn't Strike Witches.
>>27953789Aren't we straight?
> Talk with Nancy“So, Nancy, got any bright ideas on how we might make some money?”Nancy dresses herself back into her uniform as she thinks. “Well, some of the Naval Studies kids were passing a lot of money around a game of basketball. We could also look at volunteering at the Red Ball Courier Services. Then there’s also looking for Sports Sponsors, but Lisa’s looking into that. I’m sure she’ll call you later.”You nod. “Cool, got any suggestions?”She buttons up her shirt as she says. “Well, I’m not particularly good at money, I’m afraid. I’ll leave it to you.”> Basketball.> Red Ball Couriers.> Other
>>27953808Is there an amateur piloting club?
>>27953809Yes, but the /u/-boats are trying to retcon that. With blunt force if needed.I don't really care too much, I'm just here for cute girls and tanks.
>>27953810How tall is the team?Until we know, tentative Couriers vote.
>>27953770What other show?
>>27953810> BasketballHow much are we talking about?.> Red Ball Couriers.Explain more please.
>>27953836Yuri is cute. At least it isn't /d/.
>>27953810Let's open up an illegal distillery
>>27953810> Red Ball Couriers.HAHA, TIME FOR EXPRESS
>>27953842THAT showIf you still don't get it, you're better of not knowing
>>27953881I visited /d/ yesterday and noticed they have a diaper fetish quest now./d/ is too hardcore for me.
>>27953831...we're on a former plane carrier AFAIR. There should be.>>27953809Undecided, but thread one was in favour of that, yes.>>27953770I guess, although I never was anywhere near the center of that shitstorm when it happened, having left /b/ and /co/ long ago.>>27953842Please don't.>>27953882This will end with us cooking up meth, MDMA and growing weed and shrooms under deck, won't it?>>27953897Ever read KiKu's quests?
>>27953894You know, I don't know.The only other reference I see is "Czterej pancerni i pies". Take a wild guess what might be referencing to it.
>>27953897>tfw the straitjacket fetish thread got derailed with diaper shit (ha!)What the hell, man
>>27953836not much of a fan for yuri....I'm in it for the tanks though but hopefully their blunt force won't break through. let's focus on finding the other tanks
>>27953913I binged through thread one yesterday and didn't notice anything particularly for either /u/ or straight from anons. And nothing much from the quest. I'd complain about it even coming up at this point, but the quest material so far doesn't exactly discourage it so I guess it was to be expected...
> Red Ball Couriers.“How about the Courier service? Sounds like simple work.”Nancy nods. “Sure. The Red Ball Courier Services mostly handles mail and stuff. We’ll each be paid 500 dollars at the end of the day, and 50 dollars for each successive delivery.”You nod. Cool beans. “Let’s go then.”Kitten looks back at you. “Am I coming? Please say I am.”Eleanor looks past her, in the middle of placing a pencil in between Kitten’s chest and breasts. “But we haven’t finished yet!”> Leave Kitten.> Take Kitten with us.
>>27953975> Take Kitten with us.Fine, let's save her.
>>27953975>> Leave Kitten.She need to level up.
>>27953975I have half a mind to only take her on the condition that she stops oversleeping...Iunno, that might be a bit too sadistic.>>27953946>>27953927Ya, let's focus on TANKERY. What say you?
>>27953975>Stay a little longer with them until they're finished
>>27953975>> Leave Kitten.
>>27953975Ask how long will it take...If more than 10 minutes, we take her with us.
>>27953975> Leave Kitten.Eh, she had to lose her virginity sometime anyway
>>27953975>leave KittenCan't have her with a poorly fitting bra.
>>27953975>> Leave Kitten.Nope.
>>27953975>'Oh, sure you can come! We'll stay a little longer so you can finish up.'>Talk to the other Sewing Club girls.
>>27953975>Leave Kitten"Sorry, Kitten, but treating one's body well is important.">>27954000I say you are a faggot, but you already know that.
>>27953975>> Leave Kitten.Leave the dyke to the dykes.
>>27953975>Take kitten with
>>27953975>> Leave Kitten.It will be good for her. She'll learn not to rely on us so much if it means being stuck in these kinds of situations.
>>27954049>Can't have her with a poorly fitting bra.We're such a good friend.>>27954071Wha-?
>>27954071Just because we prefer tanks to Yuri?
You guys are heartless.>>27954071Rude.
>>27954102You insulted his precious lesbians.
>>27954122Did I mention you? No.
> Leave Kitten.“Sorry, Kitten. But a nice supportive bra is important to a growing woman’s body!”She gives you the finger in response.Eleanor waves you off, smiling. “Don’t worry, we’ll be done in a couple of hours.” She looks at Kitten. “So, you want something nice, maybe a cute little ribbon? Or perhaps something really lacy or-“Kitten says, “I want whatever gets me the fuck out faster.”“Great,” you say. “See ya Kitten. Meet us at the Red Ball with your new bra.”“Fuck you too, Trudy,” says Kitten.You and Nancy exit the Sewing Club building and make your way to the Red Ball Courier Services.The Red Ball Courier Services handles mail delivery within Lafayette Girls Academy. It’s generally Student run by Students studying economics and business, with only the occasional adult for practical experience. As you walk into the unassuming building with a large red ball painted on the side, you’re greeted by the receptionist, a nice looking Freshman.“Hi, how can I help you?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27954150You are retarded.
>>27954164Does that keep me from pointing out asshattery when I see it? No.>>27954175>> Neutral
>>27954175>> BoastWe're here to deliver the SHIT out of that mail. Also, recruiting recruits. On the way. A place going by "Red Ball Courier Services" must have somebody who likes tanks.
>>27954175>Neutral>introduce ourselves>ask about the job
>>27954175>>27954175>> NeutralBig words won't get us anywhere here.
>>27954185Alright. Excellent response.>>27954175>> Boast
>>27954187You didn't though. You implied shit.>>27954175> Polite
>tfw that one Yurifag being douche and making it harder to eventually steer this quest towards lesbianismFuck him.
Girls please, calm down.We're all here for Panzers and Panzers we will get.
>>27954269I've noticed this in several quests recently, most obviously Hero Quest (especially thread 2). Probably a shitposter.
>>27954269>Yurifag being doucheGoes together like bread and butter, ships and water or Russia and corruption.
> Neutral“I’m Gertrude Pool, this is my friend Nancy Whitmore. We’re looking to volunteer.”The receptionist nods. “Of course, we’re always looking for extra helping hands. All you have to do is deliver packages and letters. You’ll be paid 500 each for the day, and 50 dollars for every package successfully delivered.”She points towards a door down the hall. “Down there is the warehouse. You’ll need some vehicles for delivery.”You nod. “Thanks.”The two of you head down into the warehouse, where lots of packages and mail are being sorted through by students, headed by several adult supervisors. You make yourself known as volunteers, then quickly settle yourself for a choice of vehicle. They’ve got three kinds of vehicles.> Motorcycle. Harley Davidson XA with Side Car.> Willys Jeep.> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half> Go on Foot.
>>27954403> Motorcycle. Harley Davidson XA with Side Car.Let's go with the stylish option.
>>27954403>> GMC CCKW Deuce and a HalfAww yuss.
>>27954403> GMC CCKW Deuce and a HalfGo with volume of delivery.
>>27954403>> Motorcycle. Harley Davidson XA with Side Car.Tempting.> GMC CCKW Deuce and a HalfProbably more sensible. Let's do it.
>>27954403>> Willys Jeep.or> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half we can make more cash this way
>>27954269>>27954348Not a Yurifag though. Just don't like Hexer.
> GMC CCKW Deuce and a Half“Let’s take the Deuce and a Half. We can get more packages out that way.”Nancy nods. “Alright then. Should we go separately or together?”> Together. TEAMWORK.> Separate. ALSO TECHNICALLY TEAMWORK.
>>27954403>> Willys Jeep.It's the perfect way to travel.
>>27954403>Willys Jeep.The deuce is a bit much.
>>27954487Oh, just an asshat then. Move along, nothing to see here.
And oh, GermanSchteel?What you did with Sewing Club. I see it.
>>27954487> being a whiny bitch> not just forcing anon or filtering if it bothers you that much>>27954493>> Together. TEAMWORK.
>>27954493> Separate. ALSO TECHNICALLY TEAMWORK.If she thinks she's up to it.
>>27954493>TogetherFor help incase of a heavy package. Also to have a friend incase we run into certain 'people'.
>>27954541It wouldn't be LGA Quest without OP peppering everything with REFERENCES.>>27954493>> Together. TEAMWORK.Because paranoia. Also big deliveries.
>>27954493>> Separate. ALSO TECHNICALLY TEAMWORK.we can make more cash that way
>>27954493>Together. TEAMWORK.Teamwork and bonding, git 'er dun
>>27954545You can force anon? How?
>>27954586Check the extension settings.
>>27954493> Together. TEAMWORK.Nancy can be the delivery face since pretty much everyone is at ease around her.
>>27952721German, is it possible to switch to the KV-1S or the Panther? Because holy shit people what were you thinking?
>>27954609The Panther is still inside the bowls of the ship and will probably have to be dismantled and brought out piece by pieceBut yeah, the KV-1s would have been smarter to upgrade than the Stuart, we need some heavy hitters
>>27954648We have time for that don't worry
>>27954609>Believing people were thinking anything and not just voting for the pretty letters.
> Together. TEAMWORK“Ride with me Nancy, might as well work together on this.”She nods. “Of course, President.”You check inside the CCKW. Yep, already loaded with mail and packages. You quickly don the Red Ball Courier Hats and start the engine.Nancy looks at you, concerned. “Do you know how to drive?”“Of course!”You put the truck in gear, and then immediately reverse into the wall, knocking the both of you insensible. Thankfully, it was only a couple feet of difference between, but you’re still shaken. You look over at Nancy.“You better drive.”After figuring that out. You’re on the road.> Converse with Nancy as you drive.> Talk shop about Tanks.> Other
>>27954609>>27954648I've been trying to pursue that action since last thread. I thought there would be time, since only the Sherman got started on the upgrades.At the very least, we need to have Gertrude call the shop and get a progress report.
>>27954671>> Talk shop about Tanks.
>>27954671>Converse with Nancy as you drive.You know, girly stuff or whatever. it's a Sunday. Minimal business on Sundays.
>>27954665Well better now than later, maybe some other bullshit will happen and all our vintage tanks will get impounded again for some rule violation bullshit or whatever
>>27954671>> Converse with Nancy as you drive.Let's talk about which side to start eating a cornet from.
>>27954671Wow, this doesn't promise well for our tank-driving plans.> Converse with Nancy as you drive.
>>27954679And since we don't know when we have our first match, it would be dump to assume that we have time to upgrade the KV-1s laterMaybe we'll have to fight before that can be finished, we'd be right proper fucked then
>>27954713>Wow, this doesn't promise well for our tank-driving plans.Maybe WE won't have to drive. We're the president.
>>27954671> Converse with Nancy as you drive.>>27954713Well, I'm assuming Gertrude will be in the command seat.
> Converse with Nancy as you drive.“So, Nancy, how are you holding up these days?”Nancy shrugs. “Oh, same old, same old. Go to Church, get measured by the Sewing Club. Not really much to complain about. Well, besides our school getting shut down.”You nod. “Yeah, I heard.” Oh man, you really don’t want to talk about this. “I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about though. Dory did find a Panther below deck.”Nancy gasps. “SHE FOUND A LIVE PANTHER?!”“… No. I mean a Panther tank.”Nancy sighs. “Oh. Well. Okay.”She stops in front of the freshmen dorm buildings. “According to the list here, we got 11 letters and packages to deliver.”You both quickly undo your seatbelts and start packing the letters and other packages. It’s all probably just care packages and letters from home. You can actually distinctly smell cookies.You start dumping letters into their assigned mailboxes until you get to your last package. A violincase shaped package. You wonder what’s in there. Protocol of course dictates you have to knock on the door and see if they’re home to claim it. Nothing’s stopping you from just leaving it there though.> Knock on the door.> Leave the package.
>>27954599Don't see it.
>>27954860>Knock on the door.Do this right.
>>27954864It's under Main.FilteringAnonymize: Make everyone Anonymous.
>>27954860> Knock on the door.Fuck postmen that don't do this.
>>27954860> Knock on the door.
>>27954860> Knock on the door.Gotta look dependable for Nancy!
>>27954860>> Knock on the door.We do our job right
>>27954860> Knock on the door.If you have to, yell and knock as hard as you can. We're doing this the proper way.
>>27954891>Fuck postmen that don't do this.Fuck those that only ring twice.
This better not lead into a "Everybody do the Dinosaur".
>>27954864You're probably using only the inline extension. In that case I can't help you.
>/tg/ has extreme ethics when it comes to mail deliveryI mean it makes sense, still a little surprising though.
>>27954942>I mean it makes sense, still a little surprising though./tg/ -- Perverted Paladins.
>>27954931>You're probably using only the inline extension.In that case he deserves no help. inb4 >ELITISM etc.
> Knock on the door.You knock on the door. “Red Ball Courier Services!”“Just a minute!” says someone from inside. Hm, that actually sounded familiar. The door opens and soon enough, you’re greeted by two of your freshmen crew members: Tara McClellan and Ashleigh Burnside. “Hey, it’s Gertrude!” says Tara.“It’s me! Temporarily working for the Red Ball Couriers.” You hand them the package. “This is for you guys.”Ashleigh positively beams. “My fiddle! Excellent!” She takes it with all due haste.Tara smiles. “Ashleigh’s been playing fiddle since she was in the crib.”Ashleigh asks you, “If you want, I can play a tune for you!”> No thanks busy. Maybe later.> Sure, why not.
>>27955003>> Sure, why not.Social Link Rank up!
>>27955003>No thanks busy. Maybe later.Got a full truck to move!
>>27955003>> No thanks busy. Maybe later.That sounds like an interesting skill, but we've got money to earn.
>>27955003>OtherCome busk for us in the truck.
>>27955003> No thanks busy. Maybe later.The rest of the packages won't deliver themselves.
>>27954931I am. That explains it.>>27954996Sure thing, neckbeard. ELITISM!>>27955003> No thanks busy. Later.
>>27955055>I am. That explains it.Install 4chan X. It only takes a few seconds.>>27954996No need to be a cunt.
>>27955066Forgot my choice.>>27955003>> Sure, why not.
>>27955003>Invite to play on truckEFFICIENCY
>>27955003> McClellan> BurnsideThis does not bode well for their competence...
> No thanks busy. Maybe later.“Ah, I can’t, I got other letters to deliver and such. Another time definitely though!”They nod, apparently nonplussed. “Alright then!” Tara digs into her pocket and hands you couple of dollars. “Here’s your tip!”> + 50 DOLLARS“Thanks!” You quickly run off and back for the CCKW. You hop into the passenger seat, Nancy’s already waiting. “Daddy’s back!” you say.She nods, smiling.> Converse with Nancy.> Talk tanks> Skip to the next delivery.
>>27955128>> Talk tanksTANKS!
>>27955128>converseThere's no point skipping ahead and not forcing you to write dialogue that serves little plot purpose. :3
>>27955128> Talk tanks
>>27955128>> Converse with Nancy.Certainly.>>27955055>Sure thing, neckbeard. ELITISM!Where... do you think you are?
>>27955128> Converse with Nancy.Say, how did she cook those pancakes in the middle of nowhere?She might actually be a kind of person that's super prepared for unexpected stuff. That might be a useful skill in future matches.
>>27955003>Sure, why not.
>>27955128>> Converse with Nancy.Might as well take it easy.
>>27955128>Converse with Nancy.
>>27955177>Say, how did she cook those pancakes in the middle of nowhere?This is actually a MGNQ alt universe spin off. She took them from hammerspace or cooked them while time stood still.
>>27955128>> Talk tanks
> Converse with Nancy.“How’d the deliveries go?”She smiles. “Swimmingly!”“Great. Cause we got a lot more to do!”“You know, this kinda reminds me of Christmas caroling with my parents. Driving along in the snow, stopping to sing on the doorsteps, spreading Christmas cheer to others.”“Aren’t you a Mormon?”“We’re Saints, technically. But, my family doesn’t specifically identify as Mormon really. We consider ourselves just good Christians!”“… So Mormon.”“Kind of.”You stop at the next set of dorm buildings. Sophomore Dorms. “Let’s do this.” You have another 10 letters to deliver here, along with a box heavy enough that might require you and Nancy to deliver.Once you get the letters out of the way, all that remains is that fuckheavy package. The both of you carry it, straining under the weight.“Goddamn it! What’s in this thing!?” you say.You go up to the door. Taped on there is a note.“If you’re a courier and you’re delivering our package, we’re round back.”> Leave it at the front.> Go round back.
>>27955166Where do you think I am?>>27955066Installing something that makes browsing /tg/ easier? I'd rather not. I already more time than I should here.>>27955128> Talk tanks
>>27955312>Go round back.Fish for tips, I guess.
>>27955312> Go round back.But leave the package upfront. No sense carrying around to the back, if they don't want it there.
>>27955312>go round backl-lewd!
>>27955312>> Go round back.
>>27955312>> Go round backFive bucks it's the Polish team.
>>27955312>Go around back...but >>27955345
> Go round back.You decide on going around back to see them personally. Not that far of a walk but you’re carrying what appears to be a box of bricks at this point.“President!” Nancy says in between pants. “Do you know who lives there?”“The fuck should I know!?”Thankfully, you get around the building without too much trouble, and soon you find a group of four sophomores around back, working on what appears to be the husk of a propeller driven plane.How the fuck did you not notice that this morning?“Hey!” one of them says, “our package!”The both of you drop it as soon as that is said. Nancy massages her back as you go up to the one who spoke. “That your stuff?” you ask.“Yep!”You sigh. “I hope you don’t mind asking but what the fuck is in there?”“Engine parts mostly. Need them to build our little Gee Bee Model Z here.”“A what a… huh?” This was a bit to take in. Thankfully, she seemed keen to introduce herself and the others.“Sorry, my name’s Marina. Those girls are Lidya, Katya, and Jenny. We’re the Aviation Studies Club!”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N?
>>27955345it does not say that they don't want it around back in fact it is saying to bring it around back> Go round back.
>>27955365Stop agreeing with me! AAAAAAHHH!Fag.
>>27955499Shit yeah we're recruitin'!
>>27955499>> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY>> YThey could be part of our mechanic help even if they don't necessarily want to tank.
>>27955509As a wise old Japanese man said: It can't be helped.>>27955499Y.These chicks already seem so much more useful.
>>27955499Aircraft engines were used in tanks.Y
>>27955499Yes. Don't think they will take it, because planes are a completely different beast from tanks, but yes.
>>27955535You know I'm just ribbing on you.
>>27955499Damn right recruit them.They seem to know how to repair engines, so they are already more useful than most of our teamCallsign: Strike Witches
>>27955572>so they are already more useful than most of our teamEspecially the freshies. Not that we should lay them off.>>27955563Heh, alright.
>>27955499>Marina, Lydia, Katya and JennyWho do those names sound familiar?
>>27955599>Especially the freshies. Not that we should lay them off.Speaking of people of questionable use, is there a LFGS on the ship?
>>27955499Y that shit.
>>27955604See, I've been trying to figure that out too.
>>27955618It's probably full of That Girls. Do not want.>>27955643>>27955604He's gonna keep doing that, won't he?
> Y“That’s cool! I’m Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and Tankery Program Leader!”Marina nods. “Cool, tanks.”“I don’t suppose you all would be interested?”Marina scratches her chin. “Eh… I dunno. I mean, first off, we don’t really know a whole lot about tanks.”You point out, “But you seem to know engines. Tanks and Planes work on pretty much the same principal, just in different dimensions.”Marina nods. “Actually, you have access to the huge sports warehouse right? You’d be willing to store the Gee Bee in there?”> UNLOCK SPORTS WAREHOUSE TO AVIATION STUDIES CLUB?> Y/N?
>>27955660Hell yeahNot like we need the space anywayNot yet
>>27955660Y that shit up.>>27955659It's lovely. I can't figure out Naval Studies Crew though. Dory Miller was easy, but the rest of it is enigma to me.
>>27955660How's the space in there looking? Can't fill it too much.
>>27955659Well, to be fair, there is precedent. In the anime, Anglerfish was the only team not to have thematic names
>>27955660Sure...why the hell not. It's a teeny plane anyways.
Guys.It's a trap.
>>27955708Agreed, need to know how much space is in storage
>>27955660Yeah this:>>27955708>How's the space in there looking? Can't fill it too much.Do we even have the space to stuff eight to 25 tanks and the plane in there?
> Y“Sure, we can actually send someone to transport your plane over there. It’ll be safe with us.”Marina smiles. “Excellent!” She looks over. “Girls! We’re doing Tankery!”Jenny speaks up. “Do we have to?”“If you want maintain a sense of honor and chivalry, yes!”> CREW UNLOCKED> AVIATION STUDIES CLUB TEAM> CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: TEAM BEARCATYou nod. “That’s great then! We really appreciate the help!”Marina nods. “Always willing to help those who help us. Golden rule you know!”Nancy smiles. “Do unto others as they would you!” they say simultaneously.> Stick around get to know them.> Return to your deliveries.
>>27955895>Return to your deliveries.>"We've gotta finish our deliveries, but why don't you guys stop by the sewing club tonight! You can meet all the other crews and we can have a big dinner together!"
>>27955895> Return to your deliveries.Diligent Trude.
>>27955935>inb4"We have a sewing club?"
>>27955895This!>>27955935>Return to your deliveries.>"We've gotta finish our deliveries, but why don't you guys stop by the sewing club tonight! You can meet all the other crews and we can have a big dinner together!"
>>27955895>> Return to your deliveries.How much space do we have left German?
>>27955935Time for dinner party!
At the end of the round we'll need to buy supplies for our get-together.>>27955935This is sensible.
>>27955895I can't figure out the reference with the hints we've got. Unless the lacking elements are the surnames,
>>27955952First thing they're gonna order is a pair of aviator goggles. That's within the purview of the Sewing Club, right?
Is anyone else concerned that the place we send everyone is to the slightly-molesty lesbians?That won't do any favours for the tanks = dykes rumours.
>>27955993Actually, yeah, it would be.When do we get a sweet ass tanker jacket made for us?
>>27956017Au Contraire, it will perfectly dispel them. After all, they'll see that we truly aren't gay at all compared to the sewing club.
>>27956063Good argument, I'll have to remember that.
>>27956114It's the perfect excuse. Any time someone brings up us sending people there, we can just say we prefer to dispel any stupid stereotypes as quickly as possible. And what better way than with a good deed! Lesbians need customers too.
> Return to your deliveries.You bid your goodbyes. Marina quickly gives you your tip.> + 50 DOLLARSAs you pack into the truck, your stomach growls.“I know that sound!” says Nancy in a sing song tone. “Don’t worry, I packed lunch!”The fuck, you didn’t even see her carry any lunche- oshit it’s hamburgers. You quickly chow down as Nancy drives off for the next delivery. Osweetmotherofgod these hamburgers are good.“Where did you learn to cook like this, Nancy?”She shrugs. “Oh, cookbooks, mom, grandma. Plus you know it’s really rewarding cooking. It’s hard work, occasionally you mess up, but when you taste your first successful dish. Ha!”Can’t argue with that with these results.“Oh yeah, I had an idea. You wouldn’t mind cooking us all a dinner later for us?”“No, how many we talking about?”“All five of the crews, plus the Navy kids for all their work.”“No challenge at all!”> Converse> Tanks> Skip to the next delivery.
>>27956142Everyone knows the real butch chicks are the navy/boat girls anyways.
>>27956157> TanksI'll have my tanks talk dammit!
>>27956157> TanksDo Churchills have a built-in equipment to heat water for tea, or is that just on modern British tanks? Or is that just a stereotype?
>>27956259What would be the use of a tank that doesn't make tea?
>>27956259We'll have tea and coffee in all of them once this is through.>>27956271QFT>>27956157>> TanksTONKS TIME.
> Tanks“So, Nancy. Got any good knowledge about tanks?”“Nope. You?”“A bit. Mostly movie stuff. I get the feeling a lot of what I say is wrong.”Nancy shrugs. “Well, if it’s any consolation, I think the M4 Sherman looks cute. I wonder what it’ll be like inside.”“Probably cramped, hot, sweaty…” okay yeah let’s stop there. “Still, maybe we should a Tankery match or something, familiarize ourselves.”“Yeah.” Nancy scratches her chin.” And I hear Kitten has good knowledge on tanks, that’ll be useful.”…“OH SHIT!” You shout. “WE FORGOT KITTEN!”> Go back for Kitten.> Continue on.> Other
>>27956361>Continue on."Eh. How bad can it be?"
>>27956361> Go back for Kitten.
>>27956361>go back for KittenI want to see her qt bra. :3
>>27956361> Go back for Kitten.We promised.
>>27956361> OtherEr... give her a call first? Maybe go through a drive-by take-out to appease her later?
>>27956361>> Continue on.
>>27956361> Continue on.Oh come on, it's just the Sewing Club. She'll be fine! What bad thing could they do anyway, grope her ass? We'll surely remember the brave sacrifice of her cheeks in the name of the tanks - no, the entire ship!Now, onwards, to delivery!
>>27956361> Continue on.
>>27956387> My first mission was at 16, sir! I rescued a teammate from a lesbian sewing club, sir!Spec ops route unlocked.
>>27956448You just know she's lezzing out with them anyways. She was just pretending to be offended.
>>27956361>> Continue on.Faith and duty.
>>27956465>It was horrible...the groping, her dead eyes...truly, making alliances to set up tank clubs is hell.
>>27956384We didn't set a timeframe.>>27956361>> Continue on.
>>27956483Not all lesbians are sluts anon, even if she wasn't straight she might be saving herself.
> Go back for Kitten.Nancy pulls a hard U-Turn as she races down the street. Those seismic generators underneath the ship’s roads are gonna get some extra power today.Soon enough, you find yourself back at the Red Ball Courier Services, and Kitten’s outside looking positively pissed. You hop out and quickly begin apologizing, “Kitten! I’m sorry, I completely forgot and…” and look down at her breasts. “… did your tits get bigger?”“Apparently I’m actually a C-Cup,” she says. You nod, continuing to stare. She snaps her fingers. “Oh! Okay!” you say, getting the image of your tits out of your face. “Uh… hop on. We’re just about to get the other half of our deliveries out of the way.”The two of squeeze into the cab.> Converse> Tanks> Skip to the next delivery location.
>>27956517Not at all, but she really gives me a turboslut vibe (not the person you responded to).>>27956465>>27956500[PTSD intensifies]
>>27956544>Converse>Look at breasts>Aww yee
>>27956544Converse and apologize to Kitten.
>>27956544> Converse"Soooo...other than the molestation, did you get along with the Sewing Club okay?"
>>27956544> TanksFinally someone who actually knows tanks.
>>27956544> TanksNow we're getting somewhere.For the love of God, get Kitten's opinion on whether we should CompSpec the Stuart or KV1S first after the Sherman. Yes, the pursuit of this agenda will continue.
>>27956544>> TanksLet's shift her thoughts to something else, plus she actually knows things.An apology first though.>>27956500Gotta train our 1000 yard stare...
>>27956517I politely but vehemently disagree.There's nothing wrong with being a slut. If you know the time and place, that is.
>>27956598I must agree, we need her for tanking because even anon-advised Trude is clueless.
>>27956544>tanks,By the way German what time is it?
>>27956544Does having her stare at her breast make her a lesbian? Or was the shock value made her feel in adequate?
>>27956712>getting the image of your tits out of your face>your titsWhat do you think?
> Converse> Tanks“So, Kitten, you get along with the Sewing Club okay?”Kitten shrugs. “Eh, they’re nice. If a bit grabby. This bra feels fucking fantastic though, it feels like a giant weight’s been lifted off of them. I don’t understand why they didn’t say you needed one though, Trudy.”You snicker. “Oh that’s simple. I’m not wearing a bra today.”“Classy.”Nancy looks over. “Speaking of which, do you know what it’s like inside a Tank, Kitten?”“Eh, from my video games and movies it seems cramped, and there’s all kinds of things jutting out waiting to headbutt you. I’m sure that’s why they made three-man turrets the standard for tanks these days.”“Is there a difference?” you ask.“Well, before the War, you had either one or two-man turrets which could only fit one or two men depending on the model. This usually meant the commander had to take over the duty of either gunning and loading on top of commanding a platoon of tanks, which isn’t fun. Three man turrets allow for an extra crew member and thus the commander to take charge.”You nod. Sounds important. “How many of our tanks have three-man turrets?”“Well, the KV-1S, the Sherman, and the Churchill for starters. And the Panther once it goes above deck.”You stop outside the Junior dorm. You quickly check the time. 4:30 PM. Jeeze, where’d the time go.Ten letters to deliver. Plus a book sized package. You and Nancy dismount and get to delivering.After getting through all the letters, it was now time for the package.> Knock on the door.> Leave it outside.
>>27956795>> Knock on the door.
>>27956795> Knock on the door.
>>27956795> Knock on the door.Always knock.
>>27956795"Knock knock."Wait patiently for reply.
>>27956545>[PTSD intensifies]Why do these school clubs always spiral out of control?
>>27956891I saw the desktop notification showing I had been quoted and just KNEW you'd post this image.
> Knock on the door.“Red Ball Courier Services!” you shout as you knock on the door.“Hold on!” someone says. After a couple of minutes, the door opens to reveal Junior Class President Betty Grable.Sopping wet and in a towel.“Did I interrupt something?” you ask.She nods. “Yeah.” You hand her the package, which she takes gratefully. “So how are things going Trudy?”You shrug. “Oh you know, getting dicked over by Fredendall occasionally but the Tankery program’s going good.”She nods nervously. “Yeah, tankery.”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N?
>>27956930Y! This won't backfire at all!
>>27956930>NBut ask for a story here.
>>27956930>N"You were pretty excited back in the office. What happened?"
>>27956916War is hell, man
>>27956930>YBut be casual about it. We're doing good, no need to over stuff.
>>27956930>She nods nervously. “Yeah, tankery.”Ask if she has a history with Panzerfahren or whatever, but let's not try to recruit her just yet
>>27956930Why are people saying no, we have something against that bitch tits not her.
> Y“Think you might be interested?”Betty quickly pokes her head out and looks both ways. Then she steps back inside. “Look, I’d really love to help, but I can’t.”You nod. “Fredendall?”She nods back. “She’d have me strung up and quartered if I did it. I mean, whoever you’ve got working for you are probably a bunch of losers anyway, no offense, but that means Fredendall’s not gonna pay attention to them.”You cross your arms. “I understand, but maybe there’s something I can do to convince you? Something? Anything?”She begins shutting the door, “Ah, no. I mean, I don’t even have experience with Tankery anyway, so I’d be useless. Good luck though.” She shuts the door. The door quickly opens again. “Oh, here’s your tip.”> + 50 DOLLARSThe door shuts again.Well, that’s settled.> Continue on with deliveries.> Call someone.> Other.
>>27956930Talk to her, don't try to recruit her. Yet.
>>27957076Guilty by associationTo great a risk that she could be sabotaging the team from the inside on that slut's behalf
>>27957085> Continue on with deliveries.Who would we even call?
>>27957085>> Call someoneOur council see if they found any tanksThe continue deliveries
>>27957085Finish those deliveries.
>>27957085Whine about Fredendall to your comrades.
>>27957110>Who would we even call?TEEN TITANS.I REGRET NOTHING.>>27957085>> Continue on with deliveries.Evil never rests, and neither do we.
> Continue on with Deliveries.Time to finish off the deliveries.Both you and Nancy pack up. Time to head for the Senior Dorm.Sweet Jesus, the Senior Dorm.“Oh yeah, President.” Nancy says, “I called ahead to Ramirez and Lisa to have them buy some stuff for dinner. They’ll be assembling the crews together tonight.”You nod. “Good stuff.”You stop outside the much larger and more impressive Senior dorm. Thankfully, there’s only one package to deliver. Of course, there’s always the risk of Fredendall answering the door.> Let Nancy take care of it.> Let Kitten take it.> Take it yourself.
>>27957319> Take it yourself.We must shield our comrades from enemy fire!> Bring KittenStill, moral support and all.
>>27957319> Let Kitten take it.She's an unknown.
>>27957319>> Take it yourself.We can let personal pleasantries slide on this one. Keep it professional, no matter who answers.
>>27957319>Take it yourselfIf you can't knock on a door, how are you gonna fight tanks?
>>27957319> Take it yourself.
> Take it yourself.“Right, I’ll do it. Wish me luck.” You dismount and take the package. Nothing too big, light enough for you to carry one-handed. Probably just a CD or something. You head up the steps and find the dorm it’s meant for. You knock on the door. “Red Ball Courier Services.”Nothing.You knock again. Please let it not be Fredendall.The door opens.Oh thank god, it’s just some random Senior. She takes the package without a second though.“Here’s your tip.” She says.> +50 DOLLARSNow to get the fuck outta here. You quickly run down the steps and into the truck.Your deliveries are finished where to now?> Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.> Sewing Club Building. That be where everyone is meeting.> Other.
>>27957491>Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.Get the money, return the truck, then we pow wow at the sewing club.
>>27957491Collect the pay. We worked hard for the money.
>>27957491> Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.
>>27957491> Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.Get dosh first.
>>27957491Go collect our pay, even after the party your going to continue right? We have two hours left
>>27957491>Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.holla holla get dolla
>>27957491>> Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.Also, we have to return that truckAnd the hats
> Red Ball Courier Services Building. Gotta collect that pay.After a nice lengthy trip, Nancy drives the truck back into the warehouse. You all step out and turn in your caps. A teacher is there to calculate your pay, and soon enough, you’re walking out the building with good amount of money.> 1850 DOLLARS TOTAL(Please inform me if that’s wrong, I’m not a smart man.)Welp. Time to head down to the Sewing Club Building. Gonna be a while though before you get there. Might be worth talking to Nancy and Kitten.> Converse> Tanks> Other
>>27957678> TanksAsk advice from Kitten!
>>27957678Other this is too slow, any other ideas on how to raise cash Kitten
> Converse> Tanks“So, Kitten, what’s your opinion on our line up?”“Well, at least we’re putting the Sherman to Comp. Spec. That’s progress right there. Once we get the money for newer variants, it’ll be a great carry.” She sighs. “God, a Sherman carrying a team, that’ll be something.”Nancy asks, “Are Shermans reliable?”Kitten nods. “Very much. Easy to repair too, so even if there’s a breakdown, you can probably clear it in a couple of minutes with a good crew. Of course, time is important on a battlefield you know?”You ask, “What about the Stuart, we’re putting that to Comp. Spec.”Kitten shrugs. “Good choice, but I’d prefer one of the heavier tanks like the KV-1S.”Nancy asks, “So what’s the KV-1S like?”“Heavy tank, development from the KV-1 with thinner armor but greater speed. It’d probably work better as a medium though, it can’t take damage like the KV-1 and I’d honestly rather see it as an SU-152.”You nod. “Yeah, I’ll consider it.”But enough about tanks.You arrive at the Sewing Club Building, to see Lisa and Ramirez standing outside.Lisa asks, “How’d things go?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27957903>BoastAlmost 2 grand!
>>27957903> BoastWe made pocketchange, but got a new crew!
>>27957903> BoastOnly a bit under 1/25th of the way there!
> Boast“Things went great. Almost 2 grand under our belt and we got ourselves another crew!”Lisa nods. “That’s great! We actually got ourselves acquainted with the Sewing Club, didn’t even know we had one. The Aviation kids seem pretty damn cool too, always nice to have someone who can work an engine and…” Lisa looks over Kitten, then right at her breasts. “… Did your tits get bigger?”Kitten crosses her arms, blushing. “I found out I was a C-Cup today.”Lisa nods. “Cool.” She brings her attention back to you. “Anyway, everyone’s already inside, come on.”You all head inside, and sure enough the Sewing Club building is pretty much full of life. Some racks have been moved to make way for some large tables to fit all the crews. All the crews, plus the Naval Studies team have made it.> Talk with the Freshmen> Talk with the Sewing Club> Talk with the Polish Students> Talk with the Aviation Club> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids> Talk with your Crew> Other
>>27958108> Talk with the FreshmenEase them into things first
>>27958108Talk with Freshman, now that we have the time and see if we can hear some fiddleplaying
>>27958108>> Talk with the Freshmen>> Talk with the Sewing Club>> Talk with the Polish Students>> Talk with the Aviation Club>> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids>> Talk with your CrewEVERYONE!
>>27958108> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids
>>27958108> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kidsWhy are they here?
>>27958215I'm sorry, are support/logistics crews no longer people?
>>27958215They're our mechanics.
> Talk with the FreshmenYou meet up with the Freshmen crew, who are already at their own table chatting. “Hey girls, what’s up?”Cathy says, “Not much. It’s really nice of you to have a dinner party for all of us.”You laugh it off. “Oh, it’s nothing. There’s reason to celebrate of course. We’ve got the minimum five crews which means we’re that much closer to being eligible for the World Tournament coming up.”Tara pumps her fist. “I just know we’ll stick it those other schools. We’ll do our best, President!”They all simultaneously shout, “YEAH!”Ah, freshmen.Who to talk to next?> Talk with the Sewing Club> Talk with the Polish Students> Talk with the Aviation Club> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids> Talk with your Crew> Other
>>27958310>Talk with the Polish Students
>>27958310> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids
>>27958344Talk to the poles
>>27958310>Talk with the Polish StudentsThey seem awesome.
>>27958310>> Talk with the Sewing ClubAsk about how those uniforms are coming along
>>27958310>Aviation Also change their callsign to Strike Witches
>>27958310> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kidsDo they appreciate our party?DO THEY?
> Talk with the Polish Students“Hey, Janek, how’s it going?”The Poles are all gathered around their team pet, Olgierd. Janek stands up and greets. “Well, hey there, Gertrude. We’re all pretty much fine, ready to bring the fight.”You ask, “You guys know a little anything about tanks?”Gussie shrugs. “Your Secretary over there showed us your line up. We’re really interested in the Stuart. It looks fast.”Janek nods. “Yeah, we were just about to ask you if we can call dibs on the Stuart.”> ASSIGN TEAM WOJTEK TO M5A1 STUART (VINTAGE)?> Y/N?
>>27958240>>27958246And since when do mechanics hang out with crew? Neither can stand the other.>>27958430No.I'd rather have them in the KV1S.
>>27958430>"...You guys really want it? We've got the KV-1 and a Panther too, you know."
>>27958430Let's do a tentative probably, but wait until we've had a chance for each group to state their preferences and deconflict from there.
Rolled 5>>27958430>> YSure why not
>>27958430Their poles, they need the firepower then again speed defeated them in ww2.
>>27958467This.Also, we still need to change those ffriggin upgrades to the KV-1S.
>>27958430If they want speed then they can have it.
>>27958430Morale, guys. We should at least give them a chance to try using the tanks before saying they can or cannot.>Say yes for now. Tell them things may change if their capabilities fit other tanks instead.
> N“Eh, sorry girls, but we should probably wait to see what the crews want.”Janek nods. “Eh, understandable. Hopefully we get a really cool tank or something. Something with speed or power.”George says, “How about something that’s functional.”“Yeah, that,” says Janek.> Talk with the Sewing Club> Talk with the Aviation Club> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids> Talk with your Crew> Other
>>27958565> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kidsSo, what's the deal with mechanics, eh?
>>27958565>> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids
>>27958565> Talk with the Aviation ClubWe didn't yet.
>>27958582>So, what's the deal with mechanics, eh?"They make CLANG and WHOOSH and ZOOM and BAZOING; your thinggajimang runs again"
> Talk with the Naval Studies Engineering kids“Hey, Dory!”Dory greets amicably. “Whassup, Gertrude. It’s nice of you to invite us all to dinner.”“Hey, gotta look out for everyone who helps us you know?”One of the Navy kids, Jane Bradley, says, “We’re almost down deconstructing that Panther, we should hopefully have it up here by tomorrow morning if we work through the night.”You nod. “Thanks, you really don’t have to do that. But thanks.”Dory shrugs. “Hey, it’s the least we can do. We’re all students aboard Lafayette.”Yeah, that much is true at least.> Talk with the Sewing Club> Talk with the Aviation Club> Talk with your Crew> Other
>>27958677> Talk with the Aviation Club
>>27958677>> Talk with the Sewing ClubAsk about team uniforms
>>27958677> Talk with the Aviation ClubStill haven't talked to the poor girls.
>>27958677>> Talk with the Aviation Club
>>27958677> Talk with the Aviation ClubThese guys coo'
> Talk with the Aviation Club“Hey, Marina!”Marina and her girls are sitting around their table, ostensibly discussing the F8F Bearcat. “Hey, Gertrude. Nice little set up you’ve got here!”You nod. “Thanks, we might not know a lot about Tankery, but consider it a learning experience with us together.”She nods, smiling. “I will! Hopefully the Gee Bee stays right where it is, I’d hate to lose it.”“Oh, it’s safe with us, I promise you.”Jenny says, “We spent our entire freshmen term just getting the money together for the parts. I think we’re almost ready to fly it!”You giggle. “Well, I’d like to see that.”> Talk with the Sewing Club> Talk with your Crew> Other
>>27958812>Talk with the Sewing ClubSee how badly they traumatized Kitten.
>>27958812> Talk with the Sewing ClubMaybe they can tone down the groping?
>>27958821>See how badly they traumatized Kitten.Wouldn't it be best to ask Kitten herself? She liked it.
>>27958844I want to get their POV on it before we get to Kitten and the staff.
>>27958812> Talk with your CrewOrganize the protection of the plane.
>>27958880>Organize the protection of the plane.Claymore mines and tripwire?
>>27958880>>27958902Aviation isn't under fire like we are.
>>27958917>Aviation isn't under fire like we are....yet.YET.
>>27958917but they will be because they've thrown in with us
>>27958812>> Talk with the Sewing Club
> Talk with the Sewing Club“Hey, Anna, what’s up?”Anna, Mamie, and Bess are busy moving some racks over. Eleanor says, “Oh, dandy! Your friend’s quite shy though.”“I’m sure anyone would be shy around you.”Anna giggles. “Oh you kidder. But seriously, I hope she’s enjoying her new bra and panties, it was such hard work but I bet it was worth it!”“Yeah, she told me that…” wait a minute “… panties?”Anna nods. “Yeah, I figured I’d make matching drawers for her bra. I hate it when underwear doesn’t match you know?”Mamie shrugs. “I thought it looked cute.”Anna snaps her fingers. “Yep, I bet you’d like to see her underwear now.”“… No thanks.”“Oh and if you ever need a nice supportive bra or something you can just ask!”> Talk with your Crew> Other
>>27958917It's a matter of honor, just because they might not aim at the aviation club doesn't mean we shouldn't honor our promise to protect it
>>27958947>> Talk with your Crewwe can look at Kitten's panties later
>>27958947Ask about the uniforms, and say you think on the underwear
>>27958947>> Talk with your CrewComplete Mingling and finish out this party
>>27958947>> Talk with your Crew>> Other>Order hot new swimsuit and lacey bra and panties, along with entire new fall and winter wardrobeThey're here...it's free...might as well
>>27958843>Maybe they can tone down the groping?mite b kewl.Tell them we're not in Japan and that they should learn that.>>27958947>> OtherAccept their offer.Then> talk to your crew
>>27958947> Talk with your CrewIs great party, no?
>>27959019>>27959010These, except full warddrobe means less time for uniforms for everyone. Let's not be Fredendall and hog all resources.
>>27959055Not to mention that it won't be free.
> Talk with your Crew“Hey, Girls.”Your crew is busy at work in the Sewing Club’s kitchen. You didn’t even know they had a kitchen, damn.“Hey, Gertrude!” Nancy holds out a spoon with some creamy thing on it. “Taste this!”You lick it and omagodittastes good. “Oh, that tastes great!”“Great, it’ll go nicely with the Chicken we’re having.”“We’re having chicken?”“Yep! With some nice leafy greens and maybe throw in a bit of garlic bread.” Nancy is positively beaming right now.Ramirez says, “It’s quite the thing, seeing Nancy in the kitchen.”Lisa nods. “She moves like fucking clockwork.”Kitten shrugs in agreement. You look over at her and say, “So how are the panties?”Kitten immediately goes red. “Ah! Who told-“ She runs over at you, screaming. “You tattletale!” You wave her off, breaking into laughter.Lisa raises an eyebrow. “Wait what?”> Time to have Dinner!> Other
>>27959144>> Time to have Dinner!
>>27959144>"Apparently the sewing club really hates mismatched curtains and drapes. Let's eat!"
>>27959144>> OtherExplain it, but don't dwell on it. Like >>27959164 said.>>27959083Indeed...
>>27959144> Time to have Dinner!Gotta eat-eat, need some food in my mouth~!
> Time to have Dinner!Well, time for dinner shenigans.Everyone is at their table, ready for feasting. Soon enough, Nancy wheels out some fresh roast chicken. Everyone is mad for that chicken, and within a couple of minutes it’s ripped to shreds and all over everyone’s plates. Including yours.Most definitely yours.Lisa says, “Jeez, Boss. That’s a lot of chicken on your plate.”You shrug. “Meh, what are you gonna do?” You look over at Kitten, who’s still blushing furiously after that little stunt you pulled. “So, Kitten, what’s up?”She shrugs. “Well, I got a comfortable bra and panties, we’ve got all the crews we need, and we also have tanks ready. What else can I say?”You sigh. “Did you at least make any friends?”Kitten picks at her food. “Eh… Anna’s actually pretty nice.”Of all people.A ding alerts everyone. Cathy is standing up, ringing her glass. “Attention everyone, I’d like to say something.”“A couple of days ago, me and my friends were just clueless freshmen boarding Lafayette Academy. We had no idea of where to go and no clue of what to do, but Gertrude Pool saved us. I just want to say, Thanks. A toast to Gertrude Pool!” She raises her glass, as does everyone else. “May she lead us to victory!”Everyone taps their glasses together, agreeing. You’re not sure who says it, but someone says it. “Speech!” Soon, everyone is saying it. “Speech! Speech!”You stand up, time to do some speechwork.> Pathos> Ethos> Logos
>>27959324I don't know what those mean!
>>27959324>> PathosReally, I think we can crack out the big guns now.
>>27959324but going from past posts I'm guessing another boast, neutral, polite.Capthcha: Speeches tsBssoPathos all the way
>>27959324> EthosI really don't feel like exaggerating.
>>27959324>> EthosAll the way.
>>27959324> PathosWe gotta APPEAL, man.
>>27959324>> PathosThis is no time for dry speeches.
> Pathos“Girls, I might not have known you all for some extended period of time. But from what I can see here, we have in the makings possibly one of the best Tankery teams the world might ever see. You all have thrown yourself in with each other, and I know that together, through trials and triumphs, through hardship and victory, we’ll become the best of friends. We’ll just about make it.”You raise your glass.“So, with that in mind. The last things we need in order to qualify for the World Tournament is to establish a match history and get the tanks sorted out by the ITL. It won’t matter if we win or lose, only that we have fun and do our very best!”“A toast!”> To Tankery!> To Friendship!> To Lafayette Girls Academy!> Other
>>27959522>> To Lafayette Girls Academy!And to AMERICA.
>>27959522> To Lafayette Girls Academy!Eyes on the price!
>>27959522>> To Lafayette Girls Academy!It's what we all want to protect
>>27959522>> To Tankery!>> To Friendship!>> To Lafayette Girls Academy!To all three!
> To Lafayette Girls Academy!“To Lafayette Girls Academy! May it sail on forever!”“Here here!” Everyone claps and taps their glasses together. It seems the team is now ready and willing for anything.> + 5 MORALE ACROSS ALL TEAMSYou sit down, sighing. That was quite the rush. Speeches admittedly weren’t exactly your thing, but it didn’t hurt to try.To which Lisa says, “Nice speech, Boss.” You nod a thanks.Time to get eating.> Converse with your crew.> Talk shop about tanks.> Other.
>>27959651>Talk shop about tanks.
>>27959651> Converse with your crew.No tanks while eating
>>27959651Converse with Crew
>>27959651>talk shop about tanks! need to know what they want
>>27959651>> Talk shop about tanks.Are ourselves and Kitty really the only ones that know anything about tanks? We haven't met our Yukari yet?
>>27959651>Talk shop about tanks.>>27959800I think Kitten is supposed to be our Yukari.Also, Jesus, when are we doing the KV? No I'm not going to drop this.
> Talk shop about tanks.“So girls, what tank do you think we should roll in?”Nancy says, “The Sherman. It’s cute!”Lisa shrugs. “I personally don’t care.”Ramirez says. “I don’t care either, it’s up to you, Pres.”Kitten says, “I like the Sherman, but I’ll take what you want.”> ASSIGN GERTRUDE’S CREW TO M4 SHERMAN (COMP. SPEC.)?> Y/N?
>>27959873>YSherman-command modules go. Time to give it a sick nasty aerial whip and hella radios.
>>27959873>YAlso Schteel, are you planning on continuing to run this tonight? Might be time to start up another thread.
>>27959873I'd rather wait and get that panther up and running and take that for ourselves
>>27959938>start up another thread.yeah, we're on page 9 currently
>>27959873>NGotta spread the wealth so to speak. Plus we can call dibs on the overpowered later tanks this way.
> Y“Sure thing. We’ll take the Sherman.”Everyone nods. Nancy especially seems giddy, as well Kitten.“Can’t wait for our first match,” says Lisa. “Where do you think it’ll be?”Ramirez says, “Rumor is, Fredendall’s steering us to Casablanca. Might be thereabouts.”Lisa says, “I hear Casablanca’s lovely this time of year.”You nod. “Well, yeah. I’ll see about getting us a Practice Match with someone there.”> SUBQUEST UNLOCKED> The Landships Committee> Fight in your first Tankery Match.Lisa nods. “Groovy. We’re a Tankery team now, ain’t we girls?”Kitten says, “Yep. I’m sure Trudy will lead us on to victory, ain’t she?”You say, “I will.”> REPUTATION UNLOCKED: Tankery Team CommanderWhat do you do after dinner?> Head to your dorm. Time to retire.> Head to Kitten’s dorm. Relax.> Other
>>27959958The Panther is better used by a frontline team, as commander, we shouldn't be putting ourselves in dangerous situations.Would love an upgrade to a T-34/85 later on though.
>>27960004>> Head to your dorm. Time to retire.Today was busy, need some well earned rest
>>27960004> OtherContact Mishka, tell him we want to rescind the order on the Stuart upgrades and switch to the KV.
>>27960004>> Head to Kitten’s dorm. Relax.check out dem panties...for research, cause you know, we might need some
>>27960005T-44, bruh. I need to double check the rules so I can lawyer the shit out of them, but a T-54 might be available as well. Not to mention things like Centurions and Pershings.>>27960004Let's just kick it with the team/crews at the sewing club. Maybe we can find a way to turn it into the official clubhouse as well? They seem to have a lot of space, and no cell phone/wifi signals keeps everyone focused...
>>27960004> sleep in your tank
>>27960004> Head to Kitten’s dorm. Relax
>27960004> Head to Kitten’s dorm. Relax.All cool.
>>27960005with our current lineup, we'd be better suited putting our heavies in the rear/defensive positions and have our scouts/lights/fast tanks bait the opposition, without significant support our panther is dead meant on the front
> Head to Kitten’s dorm. Relax.> OtherAs dinner draws to a close, you decide to head out with Kitten. Before you do so however, you decide to make a call.“Mr. Mishka, it’s Gertrude, from yesterday?”“Ah, Gertrude Pool! What can I do you for?”“Yeah, listen. Do you think I can switch up the upgrade for the Stuart? Make it for the KV-1S instead?”“Sure thing, I’ll refund the cost of the Stuart, and I’m sure you’ll pay it forward for the KV-1S right?”“Yeah, I will.”“Good, good. See you later!”You hang up. The two of you head down to the dorms.“Well, Trudy. Productive day. What do you think you’re gonna do tomorrow?”You shrug. “Eh, not too sure. Anything can happen.”“Of course. I’m betting you’re sleeping over at my place then?”“Might as well. I might get a sneak peak at that new underwear Eleanor made you!” you say in a sing songy mocky voice. Kitten reddens up, still not fully over that it seems.As you reach your dorms, you decide to ask that question though. “So, did you at least make a friend?”Kitten crosses her arms, sighing. “I suppose me and Anna are kinda friends now.”You beam. “Wonderful!”You head into her dorm.> END DAY
That'll be a wrap for tonight. Will be running tomorrow on Sunday at the same time.https://twitter.com/AdBa19As always, stay safe, and stay stuned.
>>27960160Thanks for running
>>27960142Excellent.Was fun Schteel.
>>27960142>Got Kitten a new friendTruly a productive day!I can't help but notice that at our current pace we'd need ~30 days of work to reach our $50k goal, which comes to 3 months at our current pace. We might need a better plan.