> August 31st, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Qgg6prETMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/wx8MnbLAYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.It is now 8:30 in the morning on a lovely Saturday aboard Lafayette Girls Academy. Yesterday was hard work, finding five tanks, recruiting a crew, and missing the all-important lunch hour. Also, you broke Kitten’s door, which explains why she’s on the floor sleeping on some extra blankets like some kind of… kitten.Yeah. She’s pretty cute like that anyway, might as well let her sleep. She deserves it.You let out a large yawn as you pull the covers off yourself. You remind yourself that now is a good time to check your email. You quickly grab your laptop, turn it on, and bring up your email. Sure enough, you’ve got a couple of unread messages.> Lisa Cowell: Tankslist. Tanks still on sale.> International Tankery League: Congratulations!> Griselda Pool: WHAAAAAASSUUUUUUUUP
>>27935581>> Griselda Pool: WHAAAAAASSUUUUUUUUPYou're a tool, Ms Pool. > Lisa Cowell: Tankslist. Tanks still on sale.First things first.
>>27935700This sounds good.
>>27935700> Lisa Cowell: Tankslist. Tanks still on sale.Hey Boss. Letting you know that those tanks are still up for sale. The M3 got bought though, and the Tiger is down for false advertising. I replaced them with some other options. If you’re going to buy a tank, I’d suggest buying only ONE. And maybe something that doesn’t completely drain the treasury.Happy shopping!P.S. I’ll be at Mr. Mishka’s Tank Shop, if you want to talk conversion kits and parts, drop by.
>>27935774TANKSLISTA38 Valiant (100 Dollars)Excellent British cruiser tank design. 75mm Competition spec.M24 Chaffee (20,000 Dollars)It’s a Chaffee. What more could you want? Competition Spec.SU-122 (12,000 Dollars)Reliable. 122mm Heavy gun. Versatile. Competition spec.Type 97 ShinHoTo Chi-Ha (15,000)47mm High Velocity Gun. Fast for a medium tank. Probably the only decent thing Japan made in World War II that actually saw combat. Competition Spec.Crusader III (10,000)6 Pounder Gun. Vintage, will require restoration to Comp. Spec. Crew downsized to 3. Decent cruiser design, makes an excellent substitute for a Cromwell.
>>27935778The Crusade is actually not too bad.Next mail.
>>27935778Most of those look delicious.The other non-dumb (potentially) mail now
>>27935774>Tiger is down for false advertising>It was a T-34 I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>27935778>A38 Valiant>Excellent British cruiser tank designRight, of course. I'd almost say buy it and flip it to a museum, didn't they only make one? >>27935774>Tiger is down for false advertisingHa!
>>27935805Id get the Chi-Ha over any britfag tank anyday, especially the crusader.Most interested in the SU-122 though... but only if HE or HEAT rounds are somehow allowed AND viable. Would buy chaffee if it didnt kill our entire budget.
>>27935778Check for tanks up to 30k and 40k, in case we can increase our budget somehow. If anything, it would be nice to know what other schools can afford.
>>27935921They are allowed, of course they are, but they are still radio training rounds. They just say they are HE.
>>27935921>if it didnt kill our entire budget.Wonder if we could barter down the price?
>>27935955Was Lisa our secretary? Im sure she can [s]jew[/s] barter that price down a little.
> International Tankery League: Congratulations!Congratulations on taking the time-honored martial art of Tankery, Miss Pool!Your Principal tells us you intend on signing up for the upcoming International Tournament starting on October 1st. While we at the ITL welcome newcomers with open arms, we must remind you of a couple of things if you are to qualify for the tournament.1. You must have a minimum of 5 Tanks.2. Your tanks must consent to being fitted with Tankery League sanctioned judging devices and safety equipment. (This will not upgrade them to competition spec.)3. You must establish a match history. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose your first match, a general match history is required for qualification.Tankery League Inspectors will arrive onship on September 9th to inspect your tanks and fit them with the required equipment as needed.Thank you for reading this!- ITL>>27935805
>>27935973>September 9thFFFFFFF!Next mail.
I really wish we could go below deck to search for the 3 remaining tonks but we really need to get the first five competition ready. This is going to require a budget, so we cant waste our only 20k on a chaffee, or even 12k on an SU.The first thing we should do today is analyze the tanks we have and calculate expected costs to bring them up to competition standard.
>>27936034We can run them Vintage, you know?
>>27936034Lets stick to the 9 day deadline for fixing the tanks. We then have a while to get ourselves a first officially recognized match, dick around with our tank lineup, and practice.What is the date for the first tournament battle?>>27936064Yeah, see you after we lost the preliminaries.
Let's check up on our sister. How was her first day? If she made some friends, that's a crew right there.
>>27936074We need a battle before that and I think we can win the first match. With the won money from the first tourney match we can surely fix them up.
>>27936081She's not here.
>>27935778"Stop listing the Valiant, I looked it up and it's garbage. We don't want to injure whoever would be stuck driving it.We could use a big TD though, I'll see what Kitten thinks of the SU-122."
>>27936108We. Wont. Win. Our. First. Match. With. Broken. Tanks.
>>27936081> Griselda Pool: WHAAAAAASSUUUUUUUUPHey Sis! Just dropping an email, letting you know how things are stateside. Got a community service project for the upcoming school year which is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lame. I think I’ll just grind it by visiting Grandad at the retirement home, not that it isn’t fun though.Do Academyships not have mandatory community service? That’d make me sooooo happy. Anyway, don’t bother replying. Just call me up.TTYL!You nod. September 9th. Tankery League Inspectors. Tanks. A good number of stuff to take in for such a morning.You need breakfast.You quickly pour yourself some milk and some cereal. Thinking on it as you eat up your deliciously balanced breakfast, you remember that you only really have two crews. You need more.> SUBQUEST UNLOCKED> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”> Recruit crewsSo, what do you start the day with?> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50,000 Dollars (0/50,000) (Tennyson’s donation doesn’t count.)> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”> Buy a Tank> Other
>>27936154All we need is a practice match before the tourney, we don't need to win it.
>>27936162>Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)>OtherWe need to plan some kind of big recruitment drive.
>>27936162> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”There's got to be some people we know who would be interested in tanks.Also, we should call Griselda, she'll be psyched to know that you're starting a team. She might have some useful advice.
>>27936165Im not talking about that one. We wont get money from that one either.>>27936162How much money can we raise by performing humiliating dances on parade floats? I heard it Oarai did it and they won last year.
>>27936162> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”Get everyone together and split up in groups. We'll likely find people that are interested at the Tonk Shop.
>>27936162> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”We have the tanks. Now we need the bodies.
>>27936162> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)Get the machines ready.
>>27936207>I heard it Oarai did it and they won last year.This year, then won this year but that wasn't the World Championships.
>>27936108>>27936154We should fix up at least one tank before our first match, maybe two.The BT-42 is pretty rare too, selling it to a museum might get us a decent bit of cash.
>>27936236We kind of need them alive.
> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”Crews, always with crews. Why couldn’t tanks just run with one person? Time to go out and find people to recruit though. You’re gonna need someone charismatic and nice to help you with this end.You quickly text Nancy to help you find some people who look like they have nothing better to do.> PanzerjägerAlso would be a good idea to find those last tanks. But below deck is like navigating a maze unless you’re a Naval Studies Student.You text Dory Miller, that Naval Studies Engineering student, to keep a look out for anything that looks vaguely like a tank.Oh who the fuck are you kidding, you’re expecting Navy Kids to know what tanks look like.Now then, it was time to go out. You quickly shower, dress yourself in your school uniform, and tuck Kitten in for extra sleeping time.You exit your dorm. Lovely morning, you can hear the birds, and the bees, and the Naval Studies Engineering Student fixing Kitten’s door. Where do you go?> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.> Head into Town. Might be people you can recruit.> Head below deck. You’ve never been below deck all that much, but fuck it.> See the Naval Studies Kid. Might want to apologize about the door.
>>27936370Meet up with Lisa at Mr. Mishka's. Don't leave her hanging
>>27936394Oh, and on the way, apologize about that door. We want to build up a reputation of honesty.
>>27936370>Head below deck. You’ve never been below deck all that much, but fuck it.Time to go Deep Ship Diving
>>27936370>See the Naval Studies Kid. Might want to apologize about the door.>Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got
>>27936370>Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.>>27936394And tell her to stop putting the Valiant on the list.
>>27936394Let's do this!
>>27936370> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.The kid doesn't know it was us.
>>27936394>>27936409> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.Time to head out to Mr. Mishka’s Tank Shop then.As you head down the steps you see that Navy Kid. You briefly stop to say:“Sorry about the door!”The NSE Student simply flips you the bird indifferently as she works on the door.Well, fuck her too then.Mr. Mishka’s Tank Shop hasn’t seen a lot of business since Lafayette shut down its Tankery program, but he’s kept afloat in the mailorder conversion kits and parts business. If you’ve ever order a tank part from the internet, chances are Mr. Mishka’s had his hands on it.The Shop is relatively unassuming, except for the giant sign that said TANKS right above it. At least you knew what he sold.You walk inside, and as you expected, lines of gears, belts, bolts, and other tank stuff that you have no clue about line the shelves. A little TV hangs in the corner of the shop, showcasing highlights from the Japanese Nationals just a few days ago.At the counter is Lisa, listening “attentively” to the aged and balding white haired Mr. Mishka about why the Valiant isn’t a good tank. Lisa catches a glance at you and waves.“And you’d have to start way early in the morning to find everything wrong with it, I say!” Mr. Mishka looks over at you. “Ah, who’s this?”> Introduce yourself.> Let Lisa introduce you.
>>27936592>Introduce yourself. Unless Lisa knows Mishka well, then have introduce us.
>>27936370>> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got
>>27936592 > Introduce yourself.
>>27936592> Introduce yourself.Proactivity!
>>27936611> Introduce yourself.“I’m Gertrude Pool.” You hold out your hand for a shake. You immediately regret doing that, because you’re well aware of how dirty tanks are and you’re not entirely sure if he’s washed his hands.Mr. Mishka takes it in stride, shaking firmly, giving a warm smile as well. “Mr. Jurgen Mishka, at your service! Lisa here tells me you’re starting up Lafayette’s Tanks again and I must say I’m very very excited!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27936759> PoliteGotta be reasonable.
>>27936759>PolitePoliticians gonna polite
>>27936772> Polite“Well, I’m happy you’re excited, Mr. Mishka.”Mr. Mishka nods, “Oh, the stories I could tell you. Back in Lafayette’s Tank days, we were always a top contender. It’s a real shame they shut it down, but hell it’ll be great to have it back!”Lisa nods. “Gertrude here is actually our team captain.”Mr. Mishka looks shocked, then looks at you. “Really?” You nod. He laughs, “Well well, I can tell you definitely have the guts!”> Make small talk. Get to know him.> Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.
>>27936759>PoliteGotta get on good side early as possible
>>27936854>> Make small talk. Get to know him.
>>27936854> Make small talk. Get to know him.> Ask about old teams.
>>27936854> Make small talk. Get to know him.He'll be important. Better get in with him.
>>27936854Ask him about the glory days. Why did the tank program end?
>>27936867> Make small talk. Get to know him.You chuckle. “Well, you sure about that? I mean, we don’t exactly have that great of a line up.”Mr. Mishka simply laughs at that. “Ahaha! Oh, believe me, I know good commanders when I see them. It’s like back during Eastern Front.”You raise an eyebrow. “You fought in the War?”“Did I? I built a tank, a T-34/76, one of the crappy older models, out of a factory. Once we finished it, we all jumped inside and reported to the battlefield. I was the Loader you see, and our commander, he was probably one of the finest men I ever met.”You nod. War stories are always fun.Mr. Mishka looks over at Lisa, “Lisa’s probably heard this story a thousand times though, haven’t you?”“Sure have. You never stop telling your grandkids about it when I’m around.”> Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.> Keep making small talk.> Other
>>27936977>> Keep making small talk.
>>27936977>keep making small talkYou two know each other?
>>27936977> OtherTalk about the glory days.
>>27936977>Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.>Ask about his opinion on the tanks on Tanklist
>>27936977> Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.We can hear the rest later some time.
>>27936999> Keep making small talk.“You know him, Lisa?”Lisa nods. “I babysit his grandkids, and occasionally him.”Mr. Mishka snickers. “Oh, Lisa, I’m not a child.”Lisa rolls her eyes. “Wouldn’t hurt to stop acting like one, Mr. Mishka.”Mr. Mishka bursts into hearty laughter. Wow, he does that a lot. “I like this girl, I’m sure you’ll find a nice man to marry soon, Lisa!” Lisa shrugs, trying to keep in a smile.You quickly remember why you came in here. “Ah, Mr. Mishka. We actually came to talk about some conversion kits for our tanks.”Mr. Mishka nods, “Of course, of course. Lisa already showed me your line up.” He reaches under the counter and pulls up a large black binder. Opening up, inside are photographs and technical specifications, and most importantly, prices.“Here’s what we have available on your budget. Gotta say, your line up isn’t exactly Black Forest Peak.”
>>27937118> CONVERSION KITS> Tanks can converted into another vehicle which is based off that particular chasis. However, the rarer or more sought after the variant, the more expensive it is.> M4 Sherman (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 5,000 Dollars> M4 (105): 16,000 Dollars> M4A1(76)W: 17,000 Dollars> M4A3 (75): 17,000 DollarsMr. Mishka’s comment: “That Japanese School, Saunders, it’s hoarding Shermans like no tomorrow. Variants are costing a lot of money these days.”
>>27937147Sounds like we won't be upgrading, then.
>>27937118> KV-1S (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 10,000 Dollars> SU-152: 15,000 DollarsMr Mishka’s comment: “Yeah, that’s the only variant we can offer on 20,000 dollars. Everything else was either stopgap or one-off prototypes.”
>>27937176Let's upgrade our vintages to comp. spec.
>>27937147Can we convert the Bt-42 into the bt series?
>>27937185B-but our money...
>>27937185I don't think we'll have the money at this rate...
>>27937188Why would you want downgrade?
>>27937147> CHURCHILL MARK I (VINTAGE)> No variants in purchasing range.Mr. Mishka’s comment: “A lot of the variants are going to British schools in preparation for the World Tourney, you’re really gonna need more money.”
>>27937210Because it's sucks as an assualt gun, at least any one of the bt-series will make a good scout tank
>>27937147> BT-42 (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 19,000 Dollars> BT-7: 7,000 Dollars> BT-7a: 8,000 DollarsMr. Mishka’s comment: “Yeah…”
>>27937228It's not an assault gun. Don't use it as one and it will actually be usefull.
>>27937147>M5A1 Stuart (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 6,000 Dollars>M3 Stuart: 2,000 DollarsMr. Mishka’s comment: “That’s really the best tank you have that doesn’t need a new variant.”“That’s really all we’ve got.” Mr. Mishka says. “Hate to be heavy-handed, but no discounts. These prices are final.”> Mr. Mishka can only upgrade or convert one tank at a time. Each tank conversion or upgrade takes one day.> What shall you do?
Wow, I dont know what the economy system is going to be like when this quest progresses but goddamn we're real fuckin poorfags, aren't we?
>>27937299I'm leaning towards the bt-7 or the Sherman competition spec
>>27937299>M5A1 Stuart (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 6,000 DollarsWe should do this and either the Sherman or the KV Comp Spec.
>>27937299Can he knock off 1000? Please? We'll pay him later, we will!KV1S, M4 and M5 to comp spec, if he does.KV1S and M4, if he doesn't.
>>27937299If tanks are upgraded, are they comp spec too, or is it an additional cost?Lets just make the M4, M5A1 and KV-1S comp spec for 17k total. The BT will do vintage spec, all it has to do is lob HE from long range as an artillery piece, and the churchill... eh it can camp somewhere.
>>27937299Ask him which one he would recommend upgrading first. We've only got 9 days.
>>27937147Urgh, upgrading to the Sherman to the A3 chassis is tempting, but I guess we should focus on getting it up to comp spec first. It's likely going to end being one of the carries.
>>27937351That be 21k not 17k
>>27937356>A3>not 76mmThe fuck are you smoking?Penetration >> all
> Upgrade to Competition Spec> M4 SHERMAN – 5,000 Dollars> M5A1 STUART – 6,000 Dollars> CONFIRM?
>>27937299How about we text Kittain on what we she reccomends she is the tanks expert
>>27937391You can easily mount a 76 on an A3, and it can be converted into a Jumbo or E8 later.
>>27937427I don't think she's up yet. If Mr. Mishka says this is a good choice though, let's do it.
>>27937364He'll have to do it for 20 cuz thats all we got.Try for all three.
>>27937423No. We need the KV1S. It's our only heavy hitter.
>>27937423Sure, go for it.
>>27937487Or he can say no dipshit.
>>27937500Or we can just give up before we even try, dipshit.Fuck off with that defeatist attitude.
>>27937423Switch the Sherman for the KV.
>>27937513> “Hate to be heavy-handed, but no discounts. These prices are final.”Read more faggot. Should have kidnap the Bitch and whore her out till she made our money back with interest.
> CONFIRMED“Alright then!” Mr. Mishka closes up his big binder of things. “Send the tanks over here when you get the time. I’ll start on the Sherman, then I’ll get to the Stuart. Should be easy work.”You nod. “Thanks, Mr. Mishka. Hope we’re making the right decision.”Mr. Mishka shrugs. “Ah, well. If an M4 Sherman is your carry, there’s something wrong honestly speaking.” There’s a brief pause, then Mr. Mishka laughs again. “Ahaha! I’m joking! I’m joking!”You glance at Lisa, who also glances at you nervously. Lisa says, “Anyway Mr. Mishka, that’s all we need for now. We’ll be going.”Mr. Mishka waves. “Oh, yeah. Good seeing you, Lisa. Nice meeting you, Gertrude.”You step out of the tankshop. “I think that went well,” says Lisa.> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27937540I'd rather we put the Stuart on the backburner for upgrade. Unlike the KV or the Sherman, it's NOT going to be frontline fighting anyways or else something has gone very, very wrong.
>>27937566>NeutralAs well as it could with just $20,000. We need to get the rest of our tanks up to comp. spec.
>>27937566>NeutralKinda sucks everything's so damn expensive. Too many tanks to fix and not enough money to fix them all.
>>27937566> Neutral"We'll see. Now to get more crews."I told you idiots to get the KV, bit noooo! Superior American technology!
>>27937562Shit nigger, watch out with all that edge, might cut yourself on it
>>27937609let's find more tanks though , I don't want the bitch to find and sell them
>>27937609You almost sound like a WoT or War Thunder dev.
> NeutralYou nod. “Yeah.”Lisa looks at you. “I would say good call on the tanks if I actually knew anything about tanks.”“Well, Wikipedia is available you know.”“Touché.” Lisa takes out her phone and checks the time. “Anyway, I’m gonna get some coffee. Want to come with?”> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.> Nah. Gonna recruit elsewhere.
>>27937636> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.
>>27937636Might as well. See who's hanging around the coffee shop.
>>27937636>Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.We like coffee.
>>27937636>Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.Why the hell not. Might run into potential crewmates AND we get to bond a bit more with Lisa.
>>27937634If that means that I'm not a bootlicking Murrica-boo then that is a price I'm willing to pay.The M5 is completely useless for our current line-up. We don't need reliable scouts, we need reliable heavy hitters.>>27937636> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.What IS the time?
>>27937636>Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.>>27937614At least I can read.
>>27937636> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.Gotta pick up crew over a latte.
>>27937672Youre also 12. Ever made a deal with a person?Ever heard them say "this is my final offer" and then go further anyway? No? Maybe if you'll grow up and learn to deal with people in the real world you'll find out why people say and do they things they do, and why they even try. Now calm your autism.
>>27937669I agree with you that the Stuart should've been put farther back on priority, but you just made it sound like we shouldn't have bothered with the Sherman at all when in reality it has the potential to be one of our best all-rounders.
>>27937707>autismDon't think you know what that word means Anon. Also majority has already spoken, get over yourself.
> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.“Sure. I’ve been meaning to get into drinking coffee anyway.”Lisa looks at you like your hair has suddenly grown snakes. “You’ve never tried coffee?”You shake your head. “Never found a reason too. I’m just always energetic.”“That would actually explain a lot.”You roll your eyes as you start down the block. The town had a lot of shops and restaurants for rich students to sink money into. You quickly glance at Lisa.She’s wearing her school uniform.“How come you’re wearing your uniform?” you ask. “School hasn’t started yet.”“How come you’re wearing yours,” she says back with the smuggest smile. Damn, she got you there. “Regardless, we really do need to go shopping for clothes one of these days. Hell, I actually need a nice bathing suit.”You nod. You don’t have a bathing suit either. “Yeah, I’ve been meaning to buy one.”Lisa scratches her chin. Oshitshewasthinking. “What kind of bathing suit would look good on me?”> One-piece. Gotta be conservative.> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.> Fuck everything about conventional swimsuits and get a goddamn SCUBA SUIT.
>>27937763>Bikini top and board shorts. Too cool.
>>27937763> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.
>>27937763>One-piece. Gotta be conservative.She IS the token Jew, after all (I'm thinking about the right one, right?).
>>27937763>MAXIMUM SCUBA SUIT.100% over prepared
>>27937763> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.Well, if you're gonna spend, get your money's worth and look your best.This is gonna be relevant in a recruitment or funding drive isn't it?
>>27937818Bikini tank wash get.Doesn't work as well when there aren't any boys around...
>>27937763>I think you'd look great in a bikini. That, or a scuba suit
>>27937763Sukumizu is the only answer, let's not pretend otherwise.
>>27937845I am totally ok with that
>Girl Und Panzer's thread>Fuck yeah!>Miss the tank votingbejrbjebkjrebjkrekfdkl
>>27937712I don't care about the Sherman. It's not going to do us much against anything better than a Pz4.The KV is the only thing that could help us against heavier tanks.>>27937763> One-piece. Gotta be conservative.Stagewhisper: "They are a popular fetish."
>>27937763> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.The scuba-suit WOULD be awesome, but I think we've earned enough weird points for now.
>>27937917Wet suits are insane comfy, though. Plus you just unzip it to your waist and now you've got spandex making your ass and legs look amazing and the girls in the air. Everyone wins.
> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.“Go for a nice bikini. You should show yourself off, you know?”Lisa snickers. “Why, you be ‘miring my ass?”You cross your arms. “Hey, can’t a girl admire another girl’s body without it being misconstrued in a sexual context?”“Misconstrued? You’re using big words!”“Hey, I’m a big girl! I can use big words like you do, Lisa! Like uh… Monopoly, or… Rastapapadapa… whatever shut up.”Lisa laughs, and you can’t help but start laughing too. “You know,” she says, “on the topic of swimsuits. I can only imagine you wearing our school swimsuit.”You cringe. The school swimsuit.“Anyway,” she says. “Let’s go…”You both stop in your tracks. You backtrack a couple of steps and find in an alleyway between two shops is a dog, a German Shepherd to be precise. He appears to have a collar. He’s sniffing at some lovely garbage.> Approach dog.> Keep moving.
>>27937963>Approach dog.wowsuch dogeso dogewow.
>>27937963> Approach dog.
>>27937963> Approach dog.Recruitment get!
>>27937963> Approach dog.Gotta give back the lost dog, judging from the collar.If it's a stray, then we have our mascot.
>>27937963>approach dog while mirin' LisaChicks love it when you've got a dog.
OP, if you want to be a funny DM put a Panther turret on an enemy Pz4 like WoT used to let you.It was hilarious to drive about in one of those.
>>27937985> Approach dog.“Aaaaawww…” you both spurge at the nice doggy.You both sit down next to him, he appears incredibly docile for such a breed. “He’s got a collar,” says Lisa. She takes a look at the name plate. “… I have no idea how to pronounce that.”By this point, the dog has taken notice of you and sits, glancing in between you and panting like all dogs of his kind do. You look at his name.“Olgierd”You say, “What kind of person names their dog that?”Olgierd barks.Lisa is still spurging on dogness, “Let’s take him with us! Maybe the owners are looking for him!”> Take him with you?> Yes?> No?
>>27938089> NoThis dog is clearly wise beyond its years. It knows where it's supposed to be.
>>27938089>Yes?Duh. No phone number on his collar?
>>27938089> Yes?Eh, why not?Post the info about a "Lost and Found German Shepherd" at the school bulletin. Someone's bound to ask.
>>27938089>> YesMight as well
>>27938089Yes, because German Shepherds are the shit.
> YES“Sure. Let’s take him down to the coffee shop.” You stand up and walk a few feet. Then you motion for Olgierd to come. “Come, boy!” Olgierd obediently follows you, wagging his tail and smiling. Good stuff.Now it was time for coffee.The Coffee Shop was quite literally labeled “Coffee Shop”. Of course, there was a Starbucks in town, but Lisa seemed to prefer this place. Seemed a lot more quieter and mellow. You walk in, Olgierd in tow.“Two coffees please, black,” she orders. The barista gives you your cups of coffee and you head on down to a table at the big window.Lisa takes a sip of her coffee. Seeking to one up her, you quickly take a bigger sip, only to nearly gag on how bitter it is.“Yeah,” she says. “I probably should’ve mentioned that coffee is an acquired taste.”> Converse. Get to know her better.> Talk shop. We need money now.
>>27938216>Converse"So why'd you run for treasurer?"
>>27938216>Converse. Get to know her better.It begins!
>>27938216> Converse. Get to know her better.
>>27938216> Converse. Get to know her better.We gotta be familiar with the team.
>>27937963>Bikini. FUCK YEAH.Should have gone for those dissolvable swimsuit the Germans made
>>27938216> Converse. Get to know her better.The underdog who treats their underlings well always wins in the endAnd then go look for some Nazi gold
> Converse. Get to know her better.“So, Lisa, I never thought to ask. Why’d you run for treasurer?”Lisa shrugs. “Ma and Pops want me to be able to handle money in the future. I agree with them pretty much, money makes the world go round you know?”You nod. “Must be stressful having bankers for parents.”“My parents are actually buttfuck rich. I could have anything I want, but I really get what I need. What I want is a reward.”You nod.“So why’d you run for President?”You look down at your coffee. “Uh… Well, I didn’t think I’d actually win you know?”Lisa looks a bit shocked for a second, then relaxes into neutrality. “I see… well you’ve won. That’s gotta count for something you know? You got the personality to get elected.”“I kinda feel sorry for Nancy though,” you say as you slouch in your seat. “I know she’d want to be President.”“Well, hey, what’s done is done.”You look down at Olgierd. “I suppose.” The door to the shop opens, and immediately you catch sight of those black armbands.Oh shit, it’s the Hall Monitors. Two of them.> Try and leave quietly.> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.
>>27938354>My parents are actually buttfuck richAnd we are in dire need of moneyhmmmm
>>27938354>> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.Just act casual.
>>27938354> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.
>>27938354>Play it coolLisa's got your back. Don't make a scene.
>>27938354>Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts....we're not doing anything WRONG, are we?
>>27938384Is there some sort of problem, officer?
>>27937963>>27938089> German Shepherd> called OlgierdAre you referencing something, OP?
>>27938354>> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.W-why would they be looking for us in the first place?We didn't do anything warranting their attention
>>27938432We just HAD to put on the uniform...
Dammit guys, why'd you have to make it lewd?
>>27938354Oh yeah, Schteel. What's the school like culture wise? Students are paying tuition to go here, right? I'm a assuming they're predominately american and (moderately) wealthy?
>>27938442Oh shit, does that breach school protocol?Let's try to keep calm and c00l
>>27938409He already referenced that show people raged about a year ago rather subtly last thread. So probably.
> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.You quickly settle yourself back in your seat. The Hall Monitors don’t appear to take notice of you and walk over to the bar.“Coffee please and a pair of donuts,” one of them says. The barista brings them their order. Thank god, the donuts are in a bag, they’re going to leave.“Oh cool, it’s a dog!”Goddamn it.The Hall Monitors quickly spurge out over the dog. They’re petting it, making cutesy noises. Now they’re sure to notice you. Which one of them do.The redhead Hall Monitor notices you first. “Oi, you’re Gertrude Pool,” she says in her Irish accent. The other hall monitor, a brunette also stops spurging over the dog.Lisa looks at the two of them. “Hey, I know you two.” She nods to the brunette, “Alana Pinkerton” and over to the redhead, “And Irene O’Bannon.”Pinkerton speaks first, “Yeah. You’re the Sophomore President and Treasurer. We’ve actually been looking for you.” She points at you.> Aggressive> Neutral> Submissive.
>>27938464Don't fucking remind me man
>>27938496>NeutralBe cool, baby.
>>27938496Neutral. Stay cool. You haven't done anything wrong yet, and there are adult witnesses (so they can't pull any shit). Also, they like dogs, so they can't be that bad.
>>27938496>NeutralLet's keep it c00l.No need to make a fuss if this is just some simple inquiry or whatever
>>27938496>NeutralThe others are too extreme, don't even know what they want yet.
>>27938496> Neutral"What for?"
>>27938496> Neutral... but pointing is kinda rude.
> Neutral“I do something wrong?”Pinkerton waves it off. “Ah, nah. You’re not in trouble.” You sigh with relief. “We’ve just impounded your tanks.”…Don’t snap don’t snap.Lisa looks at them incredulously. “What!? You impounded the tanks? Why!?”O’Bannon says, “Fredendall tells us that the fecking tanks are promoting some kinda wishy washy point and shooty violent culture and that they should be impounded until further notice.”> “Can I get them back?”> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”> Other
>>27938496>NeutralWhat's up?We're technically government within the school, so there's totally good reason for them to talk to us about shit without us personally being in trouble.>Pinkerton>O'Bannonheh
>>27938571>OtherWhat authority do you have to take them? Where are they, we'll be on our way now to go get them back.
>>27938571> “Can I get them back?”We can always murder later.
>>27938571>> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”ok bitch crossed a line
>>27938571> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”You do realize that the school is doomed without them, right?
>>27938571> Other> promoting some kinda wishy washy point and shooty violent culture"Rather flimsy grounds for such actions. And I don't think that's within her authority. Clear it up with the Principal yourself, coz I'm taking those tanks back."
>>27938601Nobody but the class prezzes know that.
>>27938571>Did Fredendall pay you to do thisThere are lines that you just can't crossFucking with someone's tanks is right up there with not using coasters
>>27938571I dearly want to choke a bitch.
>>27938571>"Can I get them back?"Goddamn Fredendall, we really are going to have to kill you aren't we?
>>27938571>“Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”Seriously, this is an official club sanctioned by the principle, and her Cali liberal bullshit can fuck off.
>>27938655Nah, just get uncomfortably lesbian with her.
>>27938660no we do that with kitten
>>27938655>>27938657>>27938660Let's go to Tennison with this. Get her thrown off the boat.
>>27938680That's probably a more reasonable plan, but I won't lie, I wanted some make out seshes.
> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”“Did she pay you to do this?”O’Bannon and Pinkerton scoff. “Oh, that’s ridiculous!” O’Bannon says. “We’re Student Security, Hall Monitors! Of course, there’s an obvious nazi parallel there but we take pride in our ability to resist the temptations of the dollar!”A rather meek looking student walks up to O’Bannon. “Uh… Miss O’Bannon.” She presents her with a wad of cash. “Here’s your payment for yesterday.”O’Bannon quickly takes it, “Oh thank ya!” The student quickly runs, leaving O’Bannon to be glared down by you, Lisa, and even Pinkerton. “Oh come on, Alana!” she says. Pinkerton swipes the cash from O’Bannon’s hands then pockets it herself. “Right. Whether or not Fredendall did pay us to impound your tanks is irrelevant. You can get your tanks back. But for a nominal fee. Around 200 dollars per vehicle.”Lisa crosses her arms. “That’s absurd! This is extortion!”> Pay the fee. – 1000 Dollars> Leave it.> Argue.
>>27938702your going to give us our tanks back or your getting thrown out the ship and we will that bribe money now
>>27938702>Leave it.We'll bitch to the principle and finger the dirty cops while we do it. We're not gonna get shit done like this.
>>27938702> Argue.We don't have a thousand goddamn dollars to spare. Our budget is tight enough as it is.
>>27938702>Argue.We need to take it up with the principal that she's actively interfering with a club's existence just to extort money from the funding. Funding that he just gave us to get the club running.
>>27938702Fuck no we ain't paying. This is a GODDAMN SACTIONED CLUB. We can just get the principal to release them. AND IT BE FREE TOO.
>>27938702Have our dear treasurer jew them out of THEIR money>muh 6 billion, this is an other shoah!
>>27938691>>27938660Voting against this.>>27938680>Let's go to Tennison with this. Get her thrown off the boat.It needs to be done. Just not today.
>>27938752fuck make it seem like they hate jews yes use that card
>>27938702>>27938769>It's because she's Jewish, isn't it?
>>27938782We can't be playing the jew card this early, though...the semester hasn't even started yet!We need to deploy it when we're with the principle and bitchtits.
>>27938702> Leave it.Oh we're not paying, but these mooks aren't the ones who need to get shouted down.
>>27938702Order Olgierd to jump them.
>>27938795the jew card has unlimited uses for if anyone tries to call you out on it just call them a nazi
> Argue.You stand up. “We aren’t paying that! We’re goddamn Sophomore Staff! You should have more respect for us! If anything we’ll just go to Tennyson and get our tanks back! Then we’ll get that bitch expelled for all this shit she’s pulling!”Pinkerton says, “You say that as if Tennyson can actually do something about it.”“… Can’t he?”O’Bannon places her hands on her hips, swaying idly. “Technically speaking, Miss Fredendall has done nothing wrong. Even if she has done nothing wrong, I’m sure her incredibly rich parents who provide most of the ship’s funding would have something to say about it?”Oh right. You forgot about that. Her parents are rich.Man, that actually explains a lot about Fredendall.Pinkerton shrugs. “Anyway. I suppose you can go to Tennyson, see what he can do. Maybe he’ll get out, I personally don’t care.” She gestures O’Bannon to follow her. “Come on, Irene. Let’s go find someone else we can annoy.”They leave the coffee shop. Other patrons look at you expectantly.What do you do now?> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.> If Tennyson can’t do shit about it, then it’s time to pay the fee.> Other
>>27938858>Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.Call the big man, let's see how fucked we are.
>>27938858> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.
>>27938858> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.Let's scope out some options before we play our other cards.
>>27938858>Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.Seriously, this is fucking soup sandwich, football bat levels of ate the fuck up. Robbing one class' funding is one thing. Actively fucking with a club intended to at least attempt to keep the school running? That's really petty fucking dickbaggery.
>>27938858>Call up TennysonMan, Fuck bitchtits and nazi hall monitors.
>>27938858> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.Time for the person ostensibly in charge to step up to the plate.
>>27938858> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.Otherwise the ship will just have a mysterious murder case on their hands.
>>27938858> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.Given its the gubmint that's shutting us down, her parents might be at odds with the idea of the place disappearing since they are, presumably, funding it out of their own pockets. They must have some reason to be spending big time on this ship.
> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.“Sorry, Lisa, do you mind if I-?”Lisa waves you off. “Go ahead.” She seems just as pissed as you.You quickly dial Tennyson’s number. After a few agonizing seconds, he picks up.“Principal Tennyson! I-““Let me guess. You’re calling because the tanks are impounded and you expect me to do something about it.”“… Well, yeah. Can you?”“Well, I was going to pay off the fee myself at my own expense. Until you called.”“Oh, you don’t have to do that, Principal.”“Any better ideas? If I go anywhere against Fredendall, the school gets shut down earlier. Then what? I gotta say, Miss Pool. I’m feeling incredibly powerless for someone who’s supposed to be in charge of the school.”> Let Tennyson pay.> Pay it yourself.> Other
>>27938968> OtherKidnap her ransom to her parents go real old school, like middle age Europe old school. We can take out some Stasi on along the way
>>27938968While I like the feeling of being boxed in, it seems a little...transparent, in this particular case. Just something to consider.>"Can't you just issue a statement saying how we're going to be closed anyways if we don't win the tankery tournament? If all the students start getting uppity at Fredendall...""Besides, she's going to graduate this year! She can't afford to close the school yet."
>>27938968> Have a 'friendly' discussion with Fredendall to see if you can't resolve this little misunderstanding.
>>27938968> OtherTime for mystery murder.
>>27938968OP Jew Card
>>27938968Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-this whole situation.>Pay ourselves. I hate to. I REALLY hate too, but we got to get the tanks out now and get them ready for a match. If we can do well, we can get money elsewhere from sponsors or something. Then Bitchtits power will vanish and she won't matter.
>>27938968Pay for Stuart and M4. We haven't got a match yet and only two crews. Also, those two are the ones being upgraded.
>>27938968> OtherIt's either these (>>27938999) (>>27939012) or we go jack our tanks back.
>>27939106>>27939117You god damn traitors.
> OtherYou whisper into the cellphone. “Can’t you just tell everyone the school’s gonna shutdown? And that we need Tankery to even have a chance of saving it!?”“Look, Miss Pool, I understand your conviction. But quite honestly, I don’t want to do that. I want these students to attend class as if nothing is wrong. The only thing Lafayette has left is tradition and legacy, we’re not a big school like the others. If we lose the student’s hopes, that’s it.”“… I suppose you’ll pay then?”“Yes. I will. I’ll have a stern talking to Fredendall. I’ll most likely suspend her for a week or two, for all the good that’ll do.”“Alright, thanks Principal.”“Yeah, Miss Pool. Take care of yourself.”You hang up your cellphone. You almost feel like throwing it through the window. Of course people are watching, and there’s an innocent dog here.Lisa looks up, “That didn’t sound good.”“Tennyson’s gonna pay the fee himself.” You leave a couple dollars on the table and motion for Olgierd to come. Lisa stands up as well and soon she’s following you out of the coffee shop.“Bad deal huh,” Lisa says.“Kinda, yeah.” You sigh. “I was kinda tempted to just steal the tanks, but what good would that do. They’d arrest us then.”Lisa places her hand on your shoulder. “Glad you went the diplomatic route then.”The three of you continue walking. Where? Not entirely sure.Lisa finally speaks up. “Let’s go buy some clothes.”> Yeah> Nah
>>27939152Yes, yes, America never negotiates with terrorists, I know.
>>27938968We will pay for the two tanks that we are going to get upgraded. We don't presently need the other 3, so we'll save that $600 and come up with a plan. There's nothing stopping the senior bitch from impounding them again, so we shouldn't' waste our money. Tennyson shouldn't have to put money down.
>>27939176Wait, did anyone vote for that?
>>27939176>Not right now"I'd love to Lisa, but we've in deep shit now. Let's find that student who's paying protection money, we could recruit her to our side. We also need to find those tanks under the school."
>>27939176> YeahA prime place to find new recruits.
>>27939176>“Kinda, yeah.” You sigh. “I was kinda tempted to just steal the tanks, but what good would that do. They’d arrest us then.”NO! Has anyone on this damn boat know anything of resistance? The Fraking thing is named after a French man who aided in the United State's War of Independence! >>27939203No one did.
>>27939203Yes, 2 people. The voting was so fragmented that just two votes was enough.>>27939176>YeahBut not normal clothes, we're getting some proper uniforms for this thing!
>>27939176> NahProbably not gonna enjoy shopping so much after the incident with the Hall Monitors and Fredendall.
>>27939152I don't want to give them shit. I hate this as much as everyone else. But do you really think Bitchtits will be nice and drop the issue? No. That bitch wants us to come begging to her, probably make us kiss her feet or some shit too. And I can bet the longer the tanks are in there, fhe more likely a 'holding fee' will be charged.I just want to push this aside and get back to our mission. Saving our goddamn school from being shut down.
>>27939221They wanted us to pay for it not, Tennyson.
>>27939235Which everyone else was against. Sounds like compromise to me.
>>27939221That was we pay for it. Besides, there were three other votes to confront her in various ways (not counting the one for playing the Jew card).
>>27939235Oh the paying bit? I was looking at the 'big reveal to the school' bit.
>>27939248*make that 4 votes, >>27938997, >>27939012, >>27939067, >>27939118.
>>27939246Far from it, no one voted for it was hardly middle ground.>>27939251Sorry I misunderstood but the point still stands.
> Yeah“Sure. Why not. Clothes seem like the perfect remedy to having to force your principal to pay for your problems while some jackass senior with an ego the size of Russia runs around like a headless chicken in a circus.”“… colorful, Boss.” She wraps an arm around you, “but hey, let’s just forget Fredendall for today. We can deal with it another time. For now, it’s just you, me, and Olly or however the fuck you pronounce his name.”You sigh. Might as well get the day over with.The three of you walk down to one of the local clothing stores. You walk inside, and find yourself immersed in a whole lot of racks of clothes, rags, and garments.But strangely, no employees.Lisa looks confused. “Hello?” You look around. Place seems really empty.Suddenly, a light rustle breezes past your ear. You look behind you. Lisa and Olgierd are gone.> “Guys?”> Run the fuck away.> Investigate.> Other.
>>27939305> Other.Time to enter a defensive position. Disappear through the clothes-racks.
>>27939305> “Guys?”> Other.Phone.
>>27939305>Arm ourselves with a close hanger. THEY WON'T TAKE US WITHOUT TAKING A FEW OF THEM WITH US.
>>27939305>NopeWalk away.>let’s just forget Fredendall for today.No we are suggesting ways to Remove the Fredendall and being ignored.
>>27939305> Other.Draw weapon.
>>27939345> Other.“Guys?” you say. No response. You quickly pull out your cellphone, the Hall Monitors can handle this.Except for some indescribable reason, you have no cell reception.Right, time for some improvised weaponry. You quickly grab a nearby clothes hangar. You’re not entirely sure what you expect to do with it but damn it it’s something.You skulk in between the clothes racks. Goddamn, first Fredendall being a complete asshole and now you’ve suddenly walked into a horror movie. Can your day get any worse?Best not to say that out loud.You see a light at the back of the shop, gleaming out from some curtains.“Lisa?” you say. You approach the curtains, coat hangar at the ready. You can hear indeterminate muttering come from behind it. Sweat builds up on your face as every step becomes a challenge. This would probably be a good time to run, but damn it you’re gonna do it.You pull the curtain back.To see Lisa getting measured by three incredibly beleaguered students with dozens of yards of measuring tape. Lisa notices you, “Oh, hey Boss.”> “You okay?”> “Who the fuck are these people?”> Other
>>27939469> “Who the fuck are these people?”???
>>27939469what the fuck is going one you and the dog were there one moment and then you were both just gone. dam girl you scared the shit out of me
>>27939469> “Who the fuck are these people?”
>>27939469> Other"I... see you made some friends?"
>>27939469"The fuck Lisa? Are you some kind of Ninja? What happened to the dog?"
>>27939469> “Who the fuck are these people?”And do they want to do Tanks? If they can ambush people like this we need to stick them in a tank destroyer.
> “Who the fuck are these people?”“Who the fuck are these people?’“We-“ the one adorned with glasses, with a wrap of measuring tape around her neck, a pencil in her ear, and a clipboard in her arm, “are Lafayette Girls Academy’s Sewing Club!”“… We have a Sewing Club?”Lisa nods. “Apparently.”The leader offers her hand. “Anna Eleanor. President of the Sewing Club.”You cautiously shake it. “Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President.” You take a look around. “Uh… we had a dog here.”Eleanor nods. “Oh yeah, Olgierd.” She looks away and quickly whistles. Olgierd quickly bursts out of a pile of clothes and barks. She looks back at you. “He happens to be the Polish Students Association’s, we were just about to call them up for them to pick up.”“Okay. Okay.” You can’t help but notice she’s been sizing you up since the conversation started. “Uh… any particular you kidnapped my treasurer?”Eleanor pouts. “Ah… well it’s been so long since we’ve had a customer-““One year, three months, four weeks, two days,” says one of them measuring Lisa’s bust.“Thank you, Bess.” She sighs. “Yeah, that long. We might’ve been a bit overeager.”Words fail you.Eleanor perks up. “Anyway! Is there anything we can help you with? Perhaps a dress? A swimsuit? Or perhaps something haute couture, really expensive but worth it in my opinion!”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N?
>>27939640> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITYThey need work, we need their speedy expertise, it's like a match made in heaven.
>>27939640Y and maybe they could make us some swimsuits
>>27939640yes, to clothes and to tanks
>>27939640> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY>YOh yes. And tanking uniforms too. Make it both functional and fashionable. We might even be able to sell 'em.
>>27939640>YDo you guys do uniforms?
>>27939691>>27939688uniforms and swimsuits
>>27939640Y, always. Make uniforms so awesome that the student body will adore us.
>>27939640>Shit yeah!Why the hell not.In the meantime, I had an idea while I was watering my front lawn and garden.Why don't we call up daddy dearest? God knows Trudy needs someone to vent to, and who better than dad? He can keep his mouth shut and we can get some generic, fatherly wisdom about how to deal with Fredendall. I think Schteel said he was department of state (ambassador?) so I doubt there's anything he can really do directly, but it'd still be nice to see if he can offer any advice.
Guys we need to findthe rest of those tanks lest those gestapo bastard take and sell them
> Y“Actually. Me and my good Treasurer here were looking for some extra hands in our Tankery program.”Eleanor’s face drops at that. “Tankery? That’s kind of… ew.”Bess looks away from her position of looking up Lisa’s skirt. “Actually, we might able to use that, President.”Eleanor looks over at Bess. “B-but, Tanks are so… DIRTY! It’s… I can’t even describe it. You got mud here, grease there, oil there, it’s a madhouse! I wouldn’t survive five seconds!”The third student stops her groping of Lisa’s breasts and says, “Maybe we can consider a deal. She is the Sophomore Class President, maybe she can get us advertisement?”Eleanor gasps. “Wonderful idea, Mamie!” she turns to you. “If you could provide a booth at the Club Fair, that’d be wonderful. It’d only be about 500 dollars. Then we can talk tanks.” She quickly and more visibly sizes you up this time. “Maybe uniforms too?”> PROVIDE 500 DOLLARS TO SEWING CLUB?> Y/N?
>>27939640Man, you know what's more important than tanks?Spiffy as fuck uniforms for those crewing them!The better we look, the more people will want to join!Same applies to tanks as well
>>27939798Y, in exchange for their help. It's only fair after all.
>>27939798"Let's me sample some of your work first."But yeah, we're probably gonna give them a booth.
>>27939798 >YLet's do it.
>>27939798"More than fair."YES! PAY!
>>27939798Hell yeahActually, we should go to the library or whatever, and recruit the local history enthusiasts, there's bound to be someone interested in tanks there!Also, is there a FLGS on the ship?
>>27939798>Y>Also get new threads, put it on dad's charge card
>>27939823>Let's me "Let me see..."Damnit.
>>27939798They could teach us important things like how to properly play wi- measure girls breasts.
>>27939798If she can also make uniforms for us then yes
>>27939811Fucking this. Can't spell "classy" without "SS"
>Y“Deal.”Eleanor claps her hands together. “Excellent!”“First though, I want to see what kind work you can put out. Uniforms would be great.”Eleanor takes off her measuring tape and snaps it taut. “You’re gonna need to take your clothes off first.”“… what.”> CREW UNLOCKED> SEWING CLUB TEAM> CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: TEAM NEEDLEPOINTYou stand there, in your underwater, as the three poke and prod you and squeeze with measuring tape. You’ve never actually been measured at all so every statement of “bust” or “hip” or “thigh” is grating to your self-esteem. Lisa simply sits on a box of clothes, bemused.“Is it over yet?” you ask for the umpteenth time.“Nope,” says Bess.Eleanor says, “It’s all in measurements, darling.”After another minute of measuring, the curtain gets pulled back. You turn to see, but Bess immediately pulls your head back to where it was. “Don’t move she says.”“Hey, Eleanor,” says the newcomer. Sounds like another four people are here. Olgierd barks. “OLGIERD!” Man, you really wish you could see what the fuck was going on.“These two came in with Olgierd, we’re already measuring them up for some new clothes.”“That’s real crazy of you, Eleanor.” The new chick walks into your view. “What’s your name?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27939975>PoliteWe have to make a good impression with these potential new recruits, whoever they may be.
>>27939975> PoliteMaking plenty of progress already.
>>27939975>SassyLike a black lady
> Polite“My name is Gertrude Pool. You?”The girl nods. “Janet Kos, my friends here call me Janek. My friends over here are “Gussie” Jeleń, “Terry” Czereśniak, and “George” Saakaszwili.”“Do you really have to call me “George”?”“It’s better than saying Grażyna,” says Janek. “We’re the Polish Student Association.”Lisa nods. “Cool, I’m Lisa Cowell. Gertrude over there is the Sophomore Class President.”Janek looks pleasantly surprised. “Really? You’re the one going around recruiting random people for your Tankery program?”> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY> Y/N?
>>27940127>YThat'd be me! And since you mentioned it...
>>27940127> Y...but tentative. What do they bring to the table?
>>27940127Y, of course
>>27940166polandball.pngPoland is pretty great.
>>27940127yes, we needto find a polish tank
>YDon't suppose you might have an interest for tanking?
>>27940127> YSeriously, the only people that'll be refused this opportunity is Fredendall and her Hall Monitor lackeys.Is this sufficient for a minimalist crew on all our available tanks?
> Y“I am. You guys interested?”Janek nods violently. “Yeah! I mean, we don’t actually know anything about tanks but tanks are pretty damn awesome.” Janek looks down at your bust. “Nice tits by the way.”You blush. “Thanks.”“Anyway. We’d be happy to join up with you. Aren’t we girls?” All the other girls nod and say their affirmatives and agreements. “We might not know much, but we’ll make it up with enthusiasm. “> CREW UNLOCKED> POLISH STUDENT ASSOCIATION TEAM> CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: TEAM WOJTEK“Great!” you say. You look down at Eleanor, who looks ready to grab your tits. “You done molesting me yet?”“Not yet.”A couple of hours later, she is finally done taking yours and Lisa’s measurements. The Poles say goodbye with Olgierd in tow. Leaving you with the Sewing Club.What to do now?> Find other crews to recruit.> Head home and have lunch.> Have lunch in a restaurant.> Other.
>>27940218Well, since Fredendall seems to be sabotaging the program, I get the feeling her daddy wanted to cut funding years ago and just kept it up long enough that she could graduate.
>>27940218If they accept we need one more tanks grew for five, I think.Also we need to find our last three tanks
>>27940264>Head home and have lunch.We did kind of leave Kitten stranded there.
>>27940264>> Have lunch in a restaurant.>> Other.Let's get to know the sewing club girls over lunch? Since we're already here, and hungry...might as well take care of it.Also my body is ready for aggressively sexual Pole.
>>27940264> Head home and have lunch.We got some recruits, that will be enough for now. Head home to eat and plan Operation:Fredendall Downfall.Or how to salvage the underground tanks, if we're too much of a pussy.
>>27940264Call and see if their are any updates on those tanks findings, also have lunch
>>27940264> Have lunch in a restaurant.call some people up to meet us their so we can talk about looking for the rest of the tanks after lunch
>>27940264Have lunch with the sewing clubWe mother to our man now
>>27940264>Eat at restaurant>Look for last needed crew after
>>27940264I like Janek. 10/10 would fuck polish qt tank gril.
>>27940316Well, they're our first truly enthusiastic recruits, no wonder.
>>27940264> Head home and have lunch.Plan how to proactively prevent Fredendall from further screwing with us and our recruits. Hall Monitors might start hounding them.Well, the Polish team can hound them back so...Anyway. GermanSchteel, gonna update the pastebin when you end this thread?Spent some of the budget.One tank getting refurbished.Got two other crews.Maybe unlocked a Sewing Club side-quest?
> Have lunch in a restaurant.“You girls want to have some lunch?”The Sewing Club all nod their heads. “Sure, but we’ll pay. It’s the least we can do since we’re now officially partners!” says Eleanor.All of you head out to buy some lunch, and Eleanor decides IHOP.“Why IHOP?”“Why not IHOP?”Meh. You can forgive it. You’ve just recruited two crews in the span of an hour. Fredendall’s transgressions are pretty much behind you now. Lafayette’s only IHOP happens to actually not be busy on a Saturday at lunch rush, and thus a table for all five of you is easy to find.Of course, even though it’s lunch, you can’t help but order some pancakes. Bitches love pancakes.In the middle of waiting for your food, your phone goes off.“Dory Miller”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>27940422>Answer"Talk to me. And please tell me you found something that goes 'BOOM'"
> Answer“Hey Dory.”“Hey, Pool. You told us to keep an eye out for anything that looks like a tank, and we might’ve found something down here. I’ll send you a picture.”The picture she sends is of good quality. The tank itself looks vaguely German, with sloping armor and a long barreled gun.“Is that a Panther tank?” you say.“Fuck if I know what it is. But it’s in pretty bad shape, and from what I can see, there’s actually no damn way we can get it out. We’re gonna to have disassemble it and then reassemble it on deck.”“How long’s that gonna take?”“Oh… a day? Maybe two?”“Alright, thanks, Dory. Nice job.”You hang up. Kitten’s going to be excited.> Talk shop with the Sewing club. Tell them about Panzerfahren.> Converse with them. Get to know them.> Other.
>>27940534>Other.Text kitten the pic of what they found, then: > Converse with them. Get to know them.
>>27940534> Converse with them. Get to know them.They must be Comrades, not Employees.
>>27940534>Converse with them. Get to know them.Business later, pancakes and gossip now. Also send Kitten a text with the photo and tell her to get in contact with Dory and arrange the breakdown and transport and all the logistics stuff.
>>27940534>picHuh. Well now, looks like we may have to cancel putting the Stuart into CompSpec 'til we see what this is in detail.> Converse with them. Get to know them.Also this (>>27940555)
>>27940534>Get to know them first, then talk about tanking.
>>27940555You quickly text the picture to Kitten, then turn your attention to the Sewing Club. “Sorry about that, tank affairs.”Eleanor takes a sip of her water. “No trouble at all.”Lisa says, “So how did the Sewing Club get started anyway? And how come it’s in a building that has no cell reception and never gets any customers?”The three girls look at each other. Then Eleanor speaks. “Well… when we were freshmen, the three of us really liked putting together our own outfits and such. We decided to found a club that’d involve us making clothes for everyone, and we’d get paid doing it.”“So why the no customers thing?”Eleanor sighs. “Fredendall.”You and Lisa perk up your ears. “Fredendall?”“She was a Sophomore at the time we were Freshmen. She commissioned us to make a dress for Homecoming. When we gave her it, and she lost Homecoming Queen, she banished us to that building and erased all records of the Sewing Club so that no one would ever find out about us.”“… Wow,” says Lisa.“Yeah.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27940677Proceed to trash talk and say how we're trying to change things
>>27940677> PoliteWe must be genuine in our mutual Fredendall hatred.
>>27940677>BoastBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>27940677> BoastIf this is the closest approximation on how much we hate her? Then sure.
>>27940677>BoastWell now that time shall be gone, for the both of our clubs shall rise and show this school what for!
>>27940677>PoliteSo we have a mutual enemy, ja?
>>27940677>> BoastTHAT'S TIME FOR FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
> Boast“Well, we of the newest Tankery Program sympathize with your plight. Trust me, you serve under us, you drive a tank, get some kills under your belt, people will be all kinds of crazy for that badass Sewing Club’s garments and dresses.”The Sewing Club seem impressed.> SEWING CLUB TEAM MORALE: 95%“That’s pretty darn great!” says Eleanor. “And we’ll be sure to stick it to that bitch Fredendall!”You nod. “Of course you will. All of us will!”Your lunch arrives.Awww yiss. Motherfucking PANCAKES.As you begin chowing down, you start thinking on it. A whole two crews. You only need one crew now to man your last available tank. Well, two if you count the Panther. That Panther though. Ogod.Your phone vibrates. You quickly check. It’s a text from Kitten.“I wake up at 12 and find a Panther. Are you a Wizard?”You quickly text back.“Yes.”What should you do once lunch is done?> Head home.> Keep finding crews to recruit.> Other.
>>27940822try to find the last two tanks.
>>27940822> Head home.We gotta start making plots. We can recruit later/tomorrow.
>>27940822>Ask the sewing club what they're doing for prom and how we can ruin it for Fredendall. The school year might not have even started yet, but it's not too early to start planning.>Then let's keep doin' stuff w/ Lisa.
>>27940822>Head homeBetter not stretch our luck.>Panzerjäger: 6/8
>>27940822> Head home.Time for sloppy lesbian wizard make outs with Kitten.
>>27940822> Head home.And keep our recent acquisitions under lock-down with someone keeping an eye out on them.... fuck. I wanna do this too (>>27940853) if only for the attendants to complain about not getting their money's worth and asking for a refund.
>>27940874I think that's the point the question will never recover from.
> Head home.“Welp, we bid you farewell from, Miss Pool,” says Eleanor as you exit the IHOP. “We’ll head back to our shop. You?”“Gonna head back to the dorm, relax, consolidate.”“Alright then, best of luck.”You bid the Sewing Club farewell. You and Lisa then make your way home.“We still haven’t bought any clothes,” says Lisa.“Technically we have,” you say. “They just have a bit of lag on them.”“Of course.”After an hour of small talk and walking, you make it back to the dorm. You say goodbye to Lisa as she heads to her place. But for now, maybe would be a good time to call someone.> Call Kitten> Call Griselda> Call your Staff (which one)> Call Cathy
>>27940964Call them all and think of a plan on how to protect your tanks,
>>27940964Call Kitty :3
>>27940964> Call your Staff (which one)Ramirez. Get the tanks out of the impound lot (provided Principal Tennyson already paid the "fee"), then double the security on the tanks.
>>27940964>Call dad, unload.
>>27940964This:>>27941014> Call your Staff (which one)>Ramirez. Get the tanks out of the impound lot (provided Principal Tennyson already paid the "fee"), then double the security on the tanks.
>>27940964>>27941014I agree with this. Lets call Ramirez to talk about our tanks and putting security on them so this doesn't happen again.
>>27941026>>27941064Seriously? Call the Mexican about a stolen tank?Racist, much?
>>27940964>>27941014Poor Ramirez, getting left with the hard work.Still do it.
>>27941082Who said she was Mexican
>>27941026We also need to discuss on how to secure our supplies, if they can't go for our tanks they might aim at our logistics, we should set up plans on how to prevent that as well
>>27941082RAMIREZ! DO EVERYTHING!
>>27941082The girl dove into a lake no questions asked. She gets shit done.We could ask for Nancy to go with her to charm the staff in charge there too.>>27941102Lisa might have that covered. Let's ask her about that since she's with us.
>>27940964Griselda could use a call too.
> Call RamirezYou quickly dial Ramirez’s number. As usual, there’s little wait on her picking up.“Ramirez, I need you to pick up the Tanks from the Impound Lot, bring them down to the Sportsfield. Get some padlocks, chains, anything you can to make sure that the Tanks stay locked up so that the Hall Monitors and Fredendall don’t steal them again. Okay?”“… Yeah, sure.”“Was that too much.”“You’re making a habit of dumping a lot of information and expecting me to understand it all.”“Do you understand it?”“Yes.”“Then do it, please.”“Yeah, I will.”You hang up. Now that that’s settled.What now?> Call someone else. (Who?)> Visit Kitten.> Head back to your dorm.
>>27941155> Visit Kitten
>>27941155> Visit Kitten.And not kick down the door this time.
>>27941155>Call Griselda, then Nancy, then visit Kitten
>>27941155> Head back to your dorm.How do we know Kitten isn't where we left her?
>>27941155Call Lisa to make sure, on logistics comes through they stay secured
>>27941155Let's call Kitten. We need to brainstorm ideas about what to do with our current tanks and (most importantly) how we can get money. We need to raise money ASAP and get our tanks up to Competition Spec.
>>27941155This is why Ramirez is a bro.Lets call our sister Griselda, she did ask us too in her email.
>>27941234she has earned a present.We should make her taquitoes. (Who doesn't love taquitoes?)
> Visit Kitten.You decide on paying Kitten a visit. She’s probably back at her dorm anyway, door intact.You knock on her door politely.“Kitten, it’s Trudy, can I come in?”“Yeah, door’s open. Don’t kick it down this time.”You roll your eyes as you open the door and walk in.Kitten’s already consolidated herself at her desk watching a movie, looks like Das Boot. She gives you nod, “Hey, Trudy. What’s up with you?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>27941293BoastWe accomplished some wonders today getting two teams, that panther, and getting some tanks upgraded.
>>27941293> BoastTime to be awesome.
>>27941293> BoastOf course we boast.
>>27941293>BoastFound a tank and 2 crews
>>27941318And rescuing our tanks, too.
>>27941293>Hey, hey Kitten! Praise me, praise me!
> Boast“Oh you know,” you jump onto her bed, relaxing. “Found a tank, recruited some crews, got us some guaranteed Tankery uniforms. That kinda stuff. It was a good day. Well except for Fredendall impounding our tanks, but we sorted that out nice.”Kitten nods, “Cool. Also that Panther Tank you found, that’s gonna be great if we upgrade it to Comp. Spec. soon as we’re able.”“Yep. That’s all said and done. Now I just want to relax, you know?”No sooner than you said that, your phone rings.“Griselda”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>27941395>dont answerKitty time ~
>>27941395> AnswerBut huge sigh comes first.
>>27941395>answer"Lafayette tankery captain here, what's going on?"
>>27941395>AnswerWe forgot to call her.
> Answer“Hello?”“WHASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“You respond in kind. “WHASSSUUUUUUUUP!”“Anyway, how’s my favorite older sister who goes to an academyship doing?”“Just fine just fine, especially since I’ll be running the newest Tankery program aboard the ship.”There’s a pregnant pause.“Oh my god. THAT’S SO AWESOME!”You snicker. “Yeah, thanks.”“No no really!” She gasps. “I SHOULD HELP. Listen, I’ll call you later! Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, I dunno. I’ll send something over to Lafayette Girls Academy! I gotta go! BYE BYE!”Click.Well, that was fast.> Converse with Kitten.> Talk shop about the crews.> Other.
>>27941467Converse with KittenGotta keep her sweet.
>>27941467>Converse with Kitten.>"Would you rather make out with Fredendall or take a bath in snakes?"
>>27941467>> Talk shop about the crews.
>>27941467>> Talk shop about the crews.She's our right hand girl, we need to discusss this
>>27941467> Converse with Kitten.It's not like that won't get into tanks anyway.
>>27941467> Other.Really think we should cancel the Stuart upgrades for now in favor of getting the KV-1S or Panther into CompSpec stats, before Mr. Mishka starts to work on it.
>>27941467Talk shop about the crews and training
>>27941467>I’ll send something over to Lafayette Girls Academy!
>>27941554I agree with this
>>27941574Nonsense, I'm sure the clearly level-headed and responsible sister will only send something sensible, like a batch of cookies or something.
>>27941467Damnit, she's going to mail herself.
>>27941592I sure damn hope it's not like what was sent to Ooarai in the other GuP Quest.
>>27941616Didn't read it. What got sent there?
>>27941624Pershing + 4 male crew and one female gunner.
>>27941616Actually, i will prefer that.
> Converse with Kitten.“So, Kitten, what’s up with you?”Kitten shrugs. “Not much. Just video games, movies, porn, all that good stuff.”“Of course.” Kitten slides her chair over to her bed. “You know, you really do need to get out more.”Kitten sighs. “If I had a nickel for every time someone said that, I’d have enough to just buy my own fleet of schoolships.” Kitten bites her lip. “Though, yeah, you’re right. It’s just I don’t really have a lot of friends besides you.”“What about my staff?”“Oh, they only know me by proxy.”“What about the Freshmen?”“What about them?”You scoff. Typical shut-in behavior. “You need a boyfriend or something, Kitten.”Kitten rolls her eyes. “Coming from you.”“Dafuck you talking about?” you sit up, genuinely curious as to what the fuck she’s talking about.“Just saying, maybe you could do with a significant other. Who knows, maybe God himself is trying to manipulate you into not just leading our Tankery program to victory but maybe he’s guiding you into a path that’ll get you literal dick.”You snicker. “That’s ludicrous.”> DIVINE INTERVENTION UNLOCKED> Use Divine Intervention to sway a situation into your favor.> Only works ONCE.Kitten says, “Anyways, you can go ahead and relax here, watch a movie with me.”> Relax with Kitten> Head up to your dorm.> Other
>>27941653Well, yeah.But we could always do with more tanks.'Slong as they're not shit, looking at you Valiant
>>27941674>[blushing intensifies]>Hang with Kitten
>>27941674>relax with KittenAny of the porn exciting enough to share?
>>27941674>> Relax with Kitten
>>27941674>> DIVINE INTERVENTION UNLOCKED>> Use Divine Intervention to sway a situation into your favor.>> Only works ONCE.I say we use the Divine Intervention right now.Suddenly someone bursts through the door and tells us that Freddendal has been found dead.Sounds good, doesn't it?
>>27941674Huh.I like Kitten it seems. She's bro-tierAnyways, time to relax. Maybe another kick-ass tank will fall into our lap.
>>27941674Other-We have stuff to do people, find the other tanks!
>>27941674We need to have her do social interaction with others.No movie but we make her hang out with our firends
> Relax with Kitten“Eh, what movie you watching?”Kitten steps off her chair and slides in next to you on the bed. “Das Boot, Director’s cut. It’s like Three hours long.”“How far are you?”She shrugs. “No idea.”Eh, nice way to end the day. Movie with Kitten.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pddW-HeHAwo“Gotta warn you though, it’s depressing as fuck.”> END DAY
>>27941674> OtherI'll keep on insisting this (>>27941554) agenda. It's only one phonecall away.>>27941717>porn exciting enough to shareParticularly "Prissy HS Senior Presidents Getting Fucked in All Sorts of Ways"
That's it for this thread. Will be back tomorrow at the same time. 3 PM to 10 PM EST.https://twitter.com/AdBa19Stay tuned.
>>27941823Wait, what time is it in the quest. we just had lunch so it's got to be somewhere in the afternoon right?
>>27941823Pastebin update?Or will it happen just as the next thread will begin?
>>27941844I think we spent our whole afternoon/evening with Kitten
>>27942216We should have spent it making her do social activity!
>>27942264Watching a movie with her friend counts as a social activity
No wonder I keep missing this quest, you start a few hours after I go to sleep and end a few hours before I wake up. Bad timezones and bad sleeping schedule.Anyway, finally getting a chance to say fuck yes panzer quest, and good fucking work.