Let's see... news. I got nothing, haha! Archives here:https://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/Strikers%20%2789%20Quest/and here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989with a pastebin primer of sorts here:http://pastebin.com/zFxWNup1For if you feel like jumping in without dinking around with the archives in their entirety. ++“So what's going on, boss?” You ask, following Ice back up towards the Captain's office. “Seems like We were up here once today.”She pauses, hesitating for a second. “That greyhound had some things on it for us. And someone who'd like to meet Samantha... and you.”You don't particularly care for the way she said that. “I assume, then, that I'm not going to be thrilled with this individual?” You say, flatly. “I mean, I only just found out that my cousin is here as the twin's boytoy, and I'm still kinda coming to grips with that. Oh, not to mention we just found out there's compelling evidence that the martians are planning a round two and Stalin plans to help them out. At this point more bad news is just-”“We get it, Frank.” Slider says, interrupting you. “You haven't had the best day ever. Want me to kiss it and make it better?”You're about to answer when Ice shakes her head. “There's a matron here, Frank. She wants to talk to you and Samantha about... well, everything you two do in a jet.” She says. “And... she wants you both to be assigned to Annapolis. She wants you two to work with the academy there to explore you two's... talent, I guess, and see if maybe we've been overlooking something for, well... ever.”You laugh, and it causes Ice to stop. “What? What did I say that was funny? Frank, she's a matron, she has a lot of pull. And the captain isn't against it, she thinks Samantha is holding herself back from her full potential by flying with you like she does.”1/2
You shake your head. “It's just the idea that maybe Merlin and I are the evidence of the all-mighty witch community having been wrong for however long. Thousands of years of recorded history in your archives, and there's not a single case like this?”“Not one.” Ice says, sounding quite sure of that. “And it's causing a lot of people in high places to start taking notice. What if we've been overlooking this?”“And what if it's unique to Merlin and I?” You ask. “What would they do then?”Ice shrugs. “I don't know. Probably return you to the fleet, but that'd be years down the road. This kind of thing is so new no one really knows how to even classify it, we don't know how look for it in witches, and we certainly can't even begin to understand how to look for it in males. Understanding the male side has come a long way since the war, but it's still in it's infancy compared to our grasp on our own magic.”You look down at Merlin, who's looking up at Ice, a peculiar glint in her eyes. “I-I'm not going back.” She says, quietly. “I-I'm finally good at something and now they're saying I'm not good enough again? N-No. I won't go back.”Ice shakes her head. “Samantha....” Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.” Let her finish.
>>27885908[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”
>>27885908> Let her finish.
>>27885908>[x] Let her finish.
>>27885908> Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not leaving, If she wants to study us she can do it here.”
>>27885908>[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”We have had this discussion multiple times, we will give the same damn answer. Maybe after the war is over and we know if the Martians will show or not we'll play the roll of guinea pig since are future in the Navy flying planes has been limited. Best night of the week.
>>27885908> Let her finish.She's been along with us on the 'Let Merlin make her own choices' ride this whole time. She's our friend, let's let her talk.
>>27885908[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”Nope,jpg
 Let her finish.We can always say NO later
>>27885998Changing vote to here >>27885974It's not like they can perfectly replicate our actions just in mock fights and while they have the reports, combat data would do a lot more to help.
>>27885908>[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”piss off ya old hag!
[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”Where she goes we go. Where she stays we stay.
I had a funny thought last nighthow much was changed in star wars with witches and all that...
>>27886161Actually, I was wondering the same thing last week. X-Wing witches?
>>27885908> Let her finish.Chrissakes people. Let's not blow up on our ally.
>>27886161>>27886183Does anything need to change? It's Sci-fi. Maybe there's more females in it but beyond that I don't think much change would happen. The real question is Fantasy stories, how would those change in a world were magic is a thing?
>>27885908> Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”
>>27885908[x] Let her finishFor one, blowing up at Ice does no good when it's not even her call.Second, we really need to stop coddling Merlin like this. We represent a possible paradigm shift in Witch deployment and Witch-Male interaction. She's not being sent back because she's not good enough, she's being sent back because she's too good.
>>27886188>Let's not blow up on our ally.It's hard not to when we have been over this several times.
>>27885908[x] Let her finish.
>>27886324And it's not Ice's call, since the Captain of the carrier we're on is siding with the Matron.
>>27886313The problem is that half of our strength is tied into merlin. If the matron wants to observe she can do it on the carrier.
>>27885908>[x] Let her finish.Better to understand what we're about to say no to.
>>27886324She's not bringing this up of her own volition, dude. It's the Matron. We can be frustrated, but we can't just get mad at the messenger.
>>27886344We're both being sent back, not just Merlin.They want to observe and test us at an actual testing facility. Would Groom Lake be more to your liking?
>>27886380We litterally just got back on the Sara and they want to pull us back home again? FUCK THAT.
I say we tell the matron that since Merlin was told she can't be a witch, that she take her idea of Frank holding her back and shove it
>>27885908>[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not leaving, If she wants to study us she can do it here.”
>>27886380Observing us in the field will give a better look. One can not replicate real world actions in a test.>>27886403Chill man. >>27886410Best part is that Frank is the one that, don't really know how to word it but, brought out this potential of Merlin.
>>27885908> Let her finish.inb4 pervy old yoshika just wants to lewd merlin
>>27886403Are you going to refuse an order from the Captain?>>27886410>that she take her idea of Frank holding her back and shove itWill you learn to fucking read?The Matron thinks the exact fucking opposite, that she and the other academic witches want to study the feedback loop that Frank and Merlin have that supercharges Merlin's magic reserves.They recognize that Merlin is only so good because she's paired with Frank , and that's why they want us both to go back to a research facility/Academy for analysis. You know, since being able to supercharge Witches with another Martian Invasion imminent being something of a priority.
>> Let her finish.>27886313>27886362They are right. And shooting the messenger is generally a bad idea.
>>27885908> Let her finish.Jeez
>27886482If the martians come down, we want to be at the front line, not stuck in some dusty witch coven.
>>27886482The captain hasn't ordered this. Ice only said she wasn't against it. Going back to Annapolis will mean that all the time we spent in R&D for that plane will have been wasted.
>>27885908[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”"Not gonna happen, Ice and you knew it from the very beginning."We don't have the time to go dick around in Neverland. We have Martian ass to kick.
>>27886482Part of the reason this will go nowhere is because nobody wants to run a fucking quest in a research academy. The other part is it will take us away from the girls. You will never get enough people to vote to go, no matter what you say.
>>27886458They need testing equipment and researchers for figuring out what is even going on, let alone how we're doing it.That's like keeping a captured tank or plane on the frontlines instead of sending it back to research facilities to reverse-engineer its technology; it's the far worse method.
>>27885908>[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOPE!
>>27886574>>27886482It's going to take YEARS! Ice admitted as much. We don't have YEARS! We have MONTHS, at most!
>>27886482It's still a dumb idea to take us off the boat, because there's likely no way for them to immediately replicate the results we're getting as a team.Also, consider the tactical implications here. Are they going to be able to produce enough 'viable partners' for an emergency crash program to get more Fronk/Merlin style steelwings up and running? Witches have been flying in modern combat for decades at this point, the study would take us off the boat, away from the frontline, where we are guaranteed to do some good.I'm still saying it's best to hear Ice out because she's obviously under pressure too. Do you really think SHE wants Frank off the boat at this point? Any of the witches?
>>27885908> Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not leaving, If she wants to study us she can do it here.”Exactly how many times do we have to repeat this?
>>27886541So when the Martian attack comes, you want there to be no way for any other Witch-Gnome combo to work, rather than helping to find other potential matchups. That sounds like you're too enamored with our uniqueness, and don't want any others to come close.
>>27885908>[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”
>>27885908[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”If she wants to stay here and do science things to us, fine, but she can do so between flight ops.
>>27886599Of course it's going to take years at this rate. We never cooperate with anyone when it comes to exploring our gnome magic or attempting to replicate or even understand the feedback mechanism we have with Merlin.
>>27886636and you want us locked up in a lab!
>>27886681You FUCKTARD! That's assuming we cooperate!
>>27886690Because that's what will do the most good for the war effort as a whole.
>>27886615We have been consistent with our stance on this, what would change that? If anything truly new was found it would have been said but so far its the same old.>>27886681Hey, it would take years of study dipshit. We say no right now cause we have a job that needs doing and that ain't changing anytime soon!
>>27886681It'll take years regardless of our cooperation.We don't have years while there's a world war on.
I dunno, COULD we get the matrons out here watching us instead of keeping us in a lab?
>>27886636No. Read these two, they pretty much capture my point.>>27886615>>27886599And something to tell Ice: "We had that discussion a thousand times already. And even if a matron tells you to bring it up, the answer won't change."
>>27886704Current timeframe indicates the war will be long over by the time any useful results are gained.Also, if we get pulled from the front, Konstantina's probably going to start ripping our people's faces off.
>>27886704No, it won't. Said war effort will come to a head in MONTHS! Not years, MONTHS! Get it through your thick skulls!
>>27886728We already have one out here, a few more may be doable.>>27886740>"We had that discussion a thousand times already. And even if a matron tells you to bring it up, the answer won't change."This so much.
>>27886636There's no guarantee that this will work, though. Our circumstances HAVE been unique throughout this whole thing. AFAIK there's no other duo like us in the entire US military, and Merlin's situation has already been demonstrably unique: she can't use modern strikers because of her power output being so high. Maverick drained herself in a second inside the Wyvern because of Merlin's settings.She's basically a natural Stalinka, probably more powerful if I'm guessing correctly. There's just no strikers she can use in the US inventory.ALL THAT BEING SAID: I'd prefer staying on the boat. I'd also prefer to not pop off on Ice, Slider or anyone else at this point, since it solves nothing. If there IS anyone we tell to get lost, it ought to be the Matron herself. If she wants to study Frank and Merlin so badly, the best time will be when we're doing our thing in actual combat conditions, where shit gets so crazy Merlin and Frank NATURALLY HOLD THEIR SUPER JET TOGETHER. You can't recreate that shit in a controlled environment no matter how much you'd want to.
>>27885880>And the captain isn't against it, she thinks Samantha is holding herself back from her full potential by flying with you like she does.”Captain needs a goddamn punt in the cunt. Right now.
>>27886772>I'd also prefer to not pop off on Ice, Slider or anyone else at this point, since it solves nothing.I agree sort of, this shit is just building on and on. Eventually we will blown up, we need a way to vent and killing commies can't be the only way nor a healthy way. Since going off on someone is a no go then what do you propose?
>inb4 Cathy or Charlotte is matronI think the navy witch from original swq was called Cathy? Right?
>>27886772I thought we overloaded her with our gnome magic.I think the matron might be Ice's grandmother?
>>27886853Kathy with a K broseph.
My feelings right now
>>27886858>I think the matron might be Ice's grandmother?...oh, fuck
>>27886853Yep it's O'Hare. but...>>27886858It's probably this.
>>27886833Professionalism? We can tell someone no, professionally. I thought Frank was supposed to be better than "PUNT CAPTAN IN CUNT LOL"I'd tell Ice: "Look. We aren't leaving without damned good reason. We'll hear them out, we're obligated to. You're obligated to let us know what's going on, and that's fine. I get that.""If they want us off the boat, they have to convince us, but you probably already know our answer. Let's go see this Matron."
>>27885908>[X] Let her finish.Polite, but firm. We're going nowhere, but there's no reason to give Ice shit over something someone else has started.
Ice doesn't seem too pleased about the whole thing either, guys. She knows how we feel about all this. Being rude to her won't solve anything.
>>27886966>She knows how we feel about all this. Being rude to her won't solve anything.Obviously people don't seem to care at all about being professional or even not being an asshole to the messenger.
Maybe Merlin can go by herself while Frank gets augmented?
>>27886858Nope, I'm pretty sure the way it was described was that she was drained, and needed bed rest (AND GUMBO WAN WAN COCOFULLBASKIT).
>>27886998Don't demonize the competition, most of the votes have been not to snap at Ice for this.
>>27886999No defeats purpose, Matrons and egg heads need both of us.
>>27886853In before we pretend we can't see her and everyone else is just hallucinating.
Hypothetically speaking, if Frank does go how would that actually affect the war? The only thing that he needs to do in person is warn the world leaders, and after that the others can take care of themselves.
>>27887057She was just a figment of youngs imagination after all.
>>27887013Actually I count 12 "Let her finish" to 15 "Interrupt her".So unless I've missed a couple votes, most people want to be assholes to Ice who is just the messenger.
>>27886876That....is a fairly good explanation of how we feel about this.
>>27887057>>27887084dont start this...I just got done playing the stanly parable
>>27887100Your count on base votes is correct, but looking at the actual content of the votes, it seems to be more anger at the matron for not getting it that WE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE than at Ice- as such anger would be misdirected.
>>27887107that game is a mind fuck
>>27887083Nobody to distract Stalinka, harder for Putin to pull his forces back and reduce casualties without Stalin getting suspicious, and nobody to be the straight man to Slider/the Twins.
>>27887083It's more of a personal thing then anything.
>>27887140Except it's still Ice that we're interrupting, and it's still Ice that any words will be said to. The Matron isn't even here in this room, so how else is Ice going to take it?
>>27887100It's not the vote, it's the tone. Interrupting Ice to tell her "not happening" doesn't mean we have to be shitty about it.
>>27887191Suppose that depends on how Ghost decides to play it.
>>27887147You have quite a weak mind.
>>27887214"She wants to take-"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps9I-1DLR4Q
>>27887234"On my authority as matron of witches, I--"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
>>27887263Replace what with 'that'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEsCareer suicide, I know.
You know, I sometimes wonder what happened to the rolling court martial
>>27887339It rolled off the ship.
>>27887339hellcow must of ran out of juice by now....
>>27887339It got melted down and put into an airframe. It has developed sapience and told no one.
>>27887353Meanwhile, in Soviet-occupied Poland...HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>27887376"comrad this cow is odd.."
>>27887353nah, he's chilling with Wotjek
>>27887376Hellcow gets adopted by some remote farmer's village. The kids feed him batteries by hand.He protects them from bandits.
>>27887376>implying he ain't in a field waiting for Robo-Stalin's motorcade to pass by
>>27887363...What if it's part of the Wyvern?
>Somewhere in castle Barin, young's rape whistles lie abandoned and useless, all bar one>In Germany, a rape whistle can still sometimes be heard >It does nothing
It was part of the Tomcat. It's embedded in our ribcage.THERE IT MUST STAY.
>>27887414that whistle reminds me of that cowbell scp
[x] Interrupt her - “You heard her. We're not interested.”You cut her off, wrapping one arm protectively around Merlin's shoulder. “You heard her, boss. We're not interested. Tell your matron if they want to study us, they can send a team to the front.”Ice sighs, sounding frustrated and... sad? You're not sure, honestly. “Look.” She says, her shoulders slumping briefly. “This wasn't my idea. I'd stopped asking when we were in California. This was someone else. Someone with a lot more pull than me, apparently. I don't know who. But I can't just go in there and tell her they both refuse to talk to her because she made what she probably thinks is an amazing offer, ok?”The look on her face kills your anger before it can build up. “Sorry, boss.” You say, looking down at Merlin again. “Didn't mean to snap at you.”“No it's- it's not that. I would have kind of deserved it anyway, and besides, you probably thought she was here because of me. I guess she is in a way, if I hadn't been writing to them while we were at mirimar, she probably wouldn't have come.” She says. “But you have to tell her yourself, I can't just deliver the message, especially right now. If she'd have shown up a few hours later...”You nod, understanding- if you've got the fleet CAP flight in the morning, you'd be on crew rest, such as it is, and relatively safe. Of course, this matron might have just come down to quarters anyway, but either way. 1/2
“Look, Frank.” She says. “This is a Matron. She's not going to just take no for an answer. If she's with Annapolis she's probably got some pull.” She ventures a weak smile. “Then again, I'm willing to bet admiral Nixon has a hell of a lot more pull.” She adds. “Plus, there's still me. Witch forces act, remember? You're mine, pilot. And I don't exactly plan to give you up to some old cunt that easily.”You grin. “That sounds almost dangerously lewd, there, Ice. Might want to get that checked.”Ice, for her part, blushes and Slider whoops with laughter, having to lean against the bulkhead as she laughs, holding her arms around her sides. “C'mon Raich, it wasn't that funny.” Ice mumbles. “Y-ou should see your FACE-” Slider gasps, around bouts of laughter. Even Merlin giggles. Your little group enters the Captain's office again- you note that, wherever Katya is, it isn't here, though some of her mail remains on the table in front of the couch. Well, couch, settee, whatever the hell it is- your mom would correct you if you called it a couch, you think, but she's not here. The captain is talking with an older witch- her hair shot through with gray. She doesn't look familiar, but then again, you think, she shouldn't look familiar. Ice and Slider enter after you and Merlin. You try to gauge Merlin's reaction to just seeing the matron, but, if she has one, she keeps it well hidden. Kid would be dangerous at poker, you think. Well, probably not, but it's still one hell of a poker face. “Lieutenant commander Bishop! Lieutenant Wells!” The matron says, setting down her tea. “It's a pleasure to meet you both! Come, have a seat.” She indicates one of the nearby chairs.  “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.” Go sit down- no point in being rude.
>>27887459[x] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”polite but obvious discourtesy is GOOOOOOOO
>>27887459> “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”
>>27887459[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.We're here to reject her offer, not shut her down.
>>27887459>[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.We can still be polite in saying no.
>>27887459>x] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.One of these days, someone is going to be rude right back us, and we will lose our shit.
>>27887459>[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.Ice that was lewd
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.We don't need her getting defensive before anything else
>>27887459[X] Go sit down- no point in being rude.I mean she hasn't even shown any direct signs of assholishness yet.
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.Let's make a good first impression here.
>>27887459[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.Pretend to be obedient and then BAM, fuck you.
>>27887459>[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.May as well sit.>Ice, for her part, blushes and Slider whoops with laughter, having to lean against the bulkhead as she laughs, holding her arms around her sides. It's grandma.
>>27887459[x] Take a seatNo point in being discourteous at this stage, and it may well help us if we are polite and rational
>>27887459>[x] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”we are most displeased
>>27887459PROFESSIONALISM>[x] Go sit down-We're gonna say no, might as well play up the PROFESSIONAL MOTHERFUCKER side of things.
>>27887459[X] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”Let's get this out of the way.
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.Yeah, we want to turn her down. We don't want to make an enemy here.
 Go sit down- no point in being rude.We shouldn't start with pissing her off.
>>27887459[x] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.
>>27887459>[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.>sounding frustrated and... sad? >I would have kind of deserved it anyway, and besides, you probably thought she was here because of me. Feel bad but stand by the choice, it is getting tiring.>>27887532We can be displeased while sitting down.
>>27887459[x] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”no fuck u
>>27887459>>27887459>[x] “I've been sitting a lot today, ma'am. If it's all the same, I prefer to stand.”Yeah, nah, you're both cunts.
>>27887622>arnold.gifHeah, kuhl awf.
>>27887459>[X] Go sit down- no point in being rude.
>>27887622Chill down guy, no need for hate. Have a Ice cream and if your lactose intolerant I'm sorry.
>>27887705That looks like an insane Arabic Hugh Laurie.
>>27887744He looks like he's gonna cut someone. Possibly with one of those ice cream cones.Don't ask me how that works.
>>27887744...WELP. CAN'T UNSEE THAT.
>>27887459> Go sit down- no point in being rude.We shall be pleasantly unpleasant if need be.
>>27888008>pleasantly unpleasantIt's the best way to be. I can vouch for that.
>>27887459[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude.
>>27887459>“Then again, I'm willing to bet admiral Nixon has a hell of a lot more pull.” She adds. “Plus, there's still me. Witch forces act, remember? You're mine, pilot. And I don't exactly plan to give you up to some old cunt that easily.”>[WRITEFAGGING INTENSIFIES]
>>27887459 Go sit down- no point in being rude.
>>27888235poor frank is going to be bound and gagged in her basement post war...
>>27888252No, remember? She's the one who wants to be bound and gagged.
>>27888252Don't you mean Ice?
>>27888252Think Grandma Ice may do that to Fronk now as part of the offer. Also Ice wants to be the sub.
>>27888280>>27888291They can both be bound and gagged!slider pls
>>27888304You mean she'll offer ice, How lewd like in her romance novels
>>27888280How would that work? If some third party does the bounding and gagging they're just going to feel silly staring at each other the entire time.
>>27888310Slider is too pure for that for now
>>27888235>>27888252>>27888280guys, remember this is all due to that Fronk is putting out huge amounts of addictive gnome magic that witches just can't resist. i can just see it now that matron will start to get figity in around 15 to 30 mintets around fronk, after an hour she'll be all over him, cougar like
>>27888320Oh no, if she is a noble it be like a political marriage.
>>27888334But Ice wants Frank to Dom her. It would work something like:Ice invites Frank over for playtime.Has the locks on the room/house reversed, locks Frank inside until he plays with her enough.
>>27888235Clearly Katya and Ice have come to some form of Sharing agreement. or they are going to have a duel.
>>27888363best scp EVER
>>27888399Old school, like with sabers and shit?Because I'd pay to see that.
>>27888422well eastern Europeans so probably halberds or Sabres
>>27888422Air jousting anon, Air jousting.
>>27888399...........>[WRITEFAGGING STILL INTENSIFYING]
>>27888439or Halberd/Lancer VS Saber
>>27888399>>27888422Yes. And Frank would win.
>>27888422Rosie can get her Grandma to teach them a thing or two.>>27888441...maybe Rosie can too.
>>27888455That's a funny way of spelling Ice, mister. Though he'd obviously come out on top.
>>27888479That's a funny way of spelling Katya, mister.Seriously though, playing the one-upmanship game with the waifus has gotten old.
>>27888479Whoever wins...Frank wins.
>>27888479>>27888508now you killed it....
>>27888516whoever wins, merlin loses
>>27888535Well she going to be riding some Jap's pencil now.
>>27888508Indeed. You shall be praised. Let's just wait patiently for Ghost and respect whatever comes.
>>27888535Unless Merlin wins
>>27888399they have to clear this with Merlin first. she will want the strangle hold on the distriubtion of the fronk trade. Merlin, the don of the Gnome drug trade among the witches
>>27888508W-What? Someone talking sense about the waifufagging? Madness.Good on you, seriously. It all gets way old.
>>27888551The hell she is.
>>27888584 Merlin: "say my name!" Ice: "Hisenburg"
>>27888551>>27888590inb4 she gets her own boytoy transferred onboard.
>>27888588Not that anon but there's been a few but personally think the longer the Quest goes on the Waifuing may decrease in intensity.
[x] Go sit down- no point in being rude. You nod, taking a seat in one of the chairs that usually sit around the table, noting that Merlin elects to stand near you, instead of sitting. “So, I imagine that Tabitha here told you why I've flown all the way out to the north sea?” The Matron asks. “Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners. My name is Ester Longstreet, I'm the headmistress at the witch deck at Annapolis naval academy. Your mother flew off the Oriskany in southeast asia, didn't she?” You nod, not wanting to interrupt.She smiles. “I thought so. I flew with that wing shortly after she went home, never met her myself though. Heard a lot about her. I'll have to make a social call sometime.” She laughs. You're not quite sure what to make of this matron, honestly. She doesn't act like she's a headmistress or whatever, you think, but then again, you have no idea what a headmistress is supposed to act like. “Anyway, I'm sure Tabitha or Rachel told you why I flew all the way out here. I'd like for you and young miss Wells to come back to the states. We've received quite a few inquiries about you two, and to tell you the truth, we're not quite sure what to think. This is new ground for all of us, and we think it would be best for you two to come back and help us understand your talent, rather than continue to risk yourselves on the front.” “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.” “It would have to wait, ma'am. We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.” “What all would this entail?”
>>27888612Swear to god I will go Ian on his ass. Someone get me some beanbag rounds.
>>27888655> “It would have to wait, ma'am. We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.”
>>27888655> “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”At least until the war's end.
>>27888655> “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.” “What all would this entail?”
>>27888655>[x] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”Y'know, for someone who flew combat, this lady doesn't seem to understand that "continue to risk yourselves on the front" is our MO.
>>27888655>[x] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”When the war is over and we find out the status of the beings from the Red planet, then maybe but not now.
>>27888655[x] “It would have to wait, ma'am. We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.”We're not saying 'no', we're saying 'not now.' And 'not now' means 'not until the war is over.'
>>27888655[x] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”Because "Shove your 'offer' up your old dusty cooter," would be insubordinate.
>>27888655>[x] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”
>>27888655> “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”Can't bank the Frank.
 “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”"We can talk about this once the war is over."
>>27888705>We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.”Opens up her suggesting replacing us.
Hope Ghost marks the distinction in the tone of the votes too.
>>27888655> “What all would this entail?”and if i be so bold, if you have not quite noticed that Berlin is about to be sacked by the russians in a matter of hours. I do not think even the president of the United States will let you drag me and Merlin back to annapolis. Madem.
>>27888655> “It would have to wait, ma'am. We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.”Hmmmm... nope.
>>27888655> "We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here."Shall defend.
>>27888655> "I'll guess we”ll just have to agree to disagree ma'am, my place is in combat, not getting poked and prodded in some lab back home."
>>27888655Wait, hold the fuck up.>She smiles. “I thought so. I flew with that wing shortly after she went home, never met her myself though. Heard a lot about her. I'll have to make a social call sometime.” She laughs.Did she just threaten our own mother to our face?
>>27888765No, you git. She's being amiclable
>>27888765No, she was trying to get friendly with us.>>27888655>Ester LongstreetDecendent of James Longstreet?
>>27888655[x] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”>>27888765More like she threatened to make friends with our mother.And then laugh at all the stupid stories she hears.And get her to bug us into marrying some nice witch from the academy.
>>27888765The autism, it burns.
Rolled 4, 5 = 9>>27888655 “What all would this entail?”
>>27888765No, I think she's trying to be all polite and friendly and shit. Y'know, trying to make us seem closer so that we're more likely to take her proposal. Rather than tell HER where to take her proposal
>>27888765She trying to establish a personal connection to make tthings easier.Its not a threat. Shes just a smooth political operator.
>>27888655> “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”"And frankly its insulting the way you keep trying to take us off the front despite getting told the same each time."
>>27888685dude calm the fuck down
>>27888655[x] We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here."Whatever it is that we are, it would be wasted off the front line.""Besides, what we do isn't something that can be recreated in a lab. You and yours will get your best show if we're out here."
>>27888655>[X] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here. We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.”"Besides
>>27888655> “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”
>>27888655>[x] “It would have to wait, ma'am. We don't plan to leave our squadron shorthanded right now.”
>>27888842Joking. Mostly. That's just the reaction I'd have if I knew someone was banging MY sister. She actually is that innocent. It's the sweetest thing ever. Also, Merlin is fairly similar to her, so it's a knee-jerk reaction.
>>27888976I wouldn't use the "shorthanded" arguement against the matron for one specific reason: they'll just transfer some other "qualified" steelwing in our place and call it square, at least they'll try to.
>>27889005I don't think she can do that though. This is an integrated unit, so Ice would have to approve both transferring us out and bringing someone else in, and there are a lot of logical arguments about not bringing in another steelwing crew. But since this is a matron, it's more likely she'd suggest a couple of witches to be transferred into to replace us.
>>27888655 “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here. After our job is done, then we can talk.”
>>27889055It's more of her just referring to it, it be a waste of time and give her an opening. She needs to know for the foreseeable future its a "No thank you ma'am"
>>27889055I think Ghost mentioned that we had to be a mixed unit for possible Martian shenanigan related treaties. Doesn't negate your point though.
Rolled 7, 7 = 14>>27889055Of course, since the Captain approves, the Matrons might just try to get the entire squadron sent back. May as well check them all for compatibility.
>>27888655[x] “What all would this entail?”Hear her out, then rip her a new one.
>>27888655[X] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”Then watch as things go downhill quickly.
>>27889116If that's the case, "Yes, pull one of the most effective squadrons in the Navy from the front, where WE belong, go ahead give the Soviets a handicap." A bit arrogant but its the idea we should get across.
>>27889116They'd surely have fun with that. Of course, Frank could always resign. Then NATO wouldn't have a decorated combat pilot OR a test subject. And then there's the whole liason to Putin thing.Nixon would have plenty of incentive and ammo to shut that right down.
>>27889116>May as well check them all for compatibility.
>>27889197I'm pretty sure if they tried to rotate out the entire squadron Nixon and whoever his atlantic counterpart is (and maybe the president, if he liked us enough) would start putting feet down. We are goddamn national heroes.
>>27889235While I get the joke you're making, we DID already try that. The plane knocked Maverick out.
>>27889227We got a lot of good cards, the resignation should be the VERY last case measure we take, it wouldn't feel right if the squadron was still in the fight, though they may follow. If we use the Nixon card we own he big time. He's not a crook!
>>27889261>We know you do it for Merlin automatically but we need to see if your whole gnome battery thing works for others.>So uhh, just try and fill up Ice.
>>27889273We never did ask her what that was like, did we?And we haven't spoken to Katya at all since the whole crash thing.
>>27889301We had a few words here and there with Katya.
>>27889285I'm sure with all the people who really like us in high places, Frank could probably resign and then turn around and get hired as a private contractor pretty easy. Might not be ideal, but we could probably still fight the good fight.
>>27889273no... the orgasm she got from plugging into the gnome magic reactor knocked Maverick out
>>27889301We still talk to her, not often, but we still talk to her.
>>27889331So the plane is powered by Merlin's orgasms
>>27889285>>27889227>>27889326>resigning our commission>in the middle of a goddamn warThat would tank our support really quickly. If we felt we were given unlawful orders and were resigning in protest? That'd be one thing. Resigning because we're butthurt that we're not seeing combat anymore? Why the fuck would Nixon us out?
>>27889361 that would explain why she's so attached to fronk. poor Merlin is a sex addict. and fronk is the pusher of the gnome drug/orgasm
>>27889407taking the most effective combat squadron off the front line for something that will not produce immediate gains for the war effort may well be construed as unlawful orders, especially seeing as they don't come from our chain of command and rather a (somewhat friendly) outside influencehell, people have been tried for treason for less
[x] “We appreciate the offer, ma'am, but our place is here.”You smile, trying to feign sadness at having to reject her offer. “We appreciate it, ma'am, but our place is here.”You can see her smile falter somewhat at your response. “I see. Young man, do you realise how important this work could be? Think about it- there may be dozens, hundreds of young people like yourself and miss Wells that simply get passed over because we can't recognize them for what they are. ““You mean like how you passed over me when I couldn't fly strikers?” Merlin asks, her voice low, but heated. Your head snaps around involuntarily at the sound- you've never, ever heard her speak to anyone like that. Matron Longstreet, clearly, wasn't expecting that either. “Well, at the time, we had no idea-”“Of course not. You said this was new, didn't you? But instead of giving me a chance, instead of letting me try it my way, you told me I’d never fly. That something was wrong with me, and that you couldn't help me. And now that I'm finally good enough and my friends think I'm useful, you want me to come back. I won't and no one, not even Frank, can make me.” Merlin says, cutting her off. “Young lady, we deal with dozens of young witches a year. Sometimes these things happen.” The matron responds. “Your case was one of the unfortunate ones, yes, but if you'll come back, we could prevent it from ever happening again.”“I don't care.” Merlin says, flatly. “Even if you get Frank to agree, I won't. I'm never going back.” Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.  Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.
>>27889407>in the middle of a goddamn war>being reassigned to a non-combat roleAs much as they'll try and pitch that being able to build witch-planes or whatever will hell the war effort, we have no guarantee of any R&D anytime soon. We'd be much more effective as a freelancer than as a test pilot.Also, I doubt we'd actually resign, since it's been previously established that just about everyone in the squadron would also resign, and that's a major bomb for anyone in multiple ways. MAD worked for a while, so I'm pretty sure it'd work here.
I say we do it. Having more teams like Frank and Merlin might be what helps win the inevitable martian war.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRaooooyds
>>27889502[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.[x] Signal the Matron to just let her go.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.Give her a headrub. Shes said her piece and stated her intentions."There you have it. Not until the war is over."
>>27889502Hoo boy.[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret. Gently. With promises that we take her out to massacre some bottles on a fence with a .22 or something. With her self-esteem issues, her sister, and everything, I'm sure she needs to vent, but maybe not like this.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret."What she said. You had your chance and missed it. Right now, we're needed here more than where you think we MIGHT be of use."
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret. We'll talk it out with her later. She's made her point for now
>>27889502> Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.I say let her have at it. Fucking hell, I'm getting popcorn for this.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.As much as I want to let her...I think that's enough. Mention we had the same thoughts.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.
>>27889407It's a theoretical reaction to a Matron theoretically playing politics to get what she wants. They want to pull Frank and Merlin from frontline combat to be test subjects. Frank and Merlin don't want to be test subjects. Frank and Merlin have a right to decline being test subjects. If the Matrons were to try pulling one of the most effective squadrons out of the war to try to coerce Frank and Merlin into a role that they don't want to play and had already refused, Frank would have a right to threaten to resign in protest.
>>27889502>[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.This fucker gets it>>27889565
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret. "Think she has made her point ma'am."Really want her to let lose but it won't be the greatest thing, plus it's uncharted territory with her.>>27889530Martian War 2: Electric Boogaloo may be over before results are seen, studies take time.
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.The Matron is powerful. While it would be nice to watch Merlin go off on her, it would not be smart.
>>27889502>[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.Psychologically speaking, this is better. Also, Merlin's like, 15, and involved in frontline combat. what could she say to this lady she's gonna seriously regret in like, a week?
>>27889502[x] Merlin stahpWe need to intervene, Merlin's gonna be a teenager about it (understandably). These people aren't gonna give up, but we can offer something, I would think."Ma'am, if it helps, you could look into setting up more integrated squadrons, in particular with witches flying alongside of pilots. Merlin and myself became this way through combat and training together. There's extensive material available to peruse, I don't believe we have to be a part of it.""Besides, the lady doesn't wanna go, and I'm not one to force her."
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.>"Merlin is my partner. She's the eyes in the back of my head, and when she says something I listen. Madam, you have your answer, we are not going back to Annapolis. I would however be amenable to you leaving a team to study us on the front."
>>27889622Down the road, a few years more or so.Matrons hold alot of political sway.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.also coulnt they at least wait till the war was kinda over?
>>27889502> Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.She needs to get this out of her system, and if she does say something she shouldn't... well, she can learn something from that, I reckon.
>>27889502> Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.See if the Matron wants a potty mouth.
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.Merlin needs to calm down, we can go and do stupid research AFTER the war is over
>>27889502> Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.I really would like to see what else she has to say.
>>27889648I'm thinking that Merlin being out in the front in the most effective combat team here is an affront to them.They dissed her, said she'll never be anything more and yet there she is.
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret. >Place hand on her shoulder, look Longstreet dead in the eyes."You've got our answer, ma'am. Even if I'd been willing, my RIO isn't. Have a nice flight back."
Whatever we do, we should take a shot across her bow about possible "Politicking" and remind her studies take time of which we do not have.
>>27889639Yeah, but I don't know what merlin would do without Frank to ride shotgun with. She probably would not switch to flying strikers like regular. Not sure what Matrons could really do.Actually, shit, that sounds like a serious conversation we should have with Merlin sometime. I assume Frank is gonna fly until they make him stop, and then he's gonna fly some more, but I wonder what Merlin's ideas are of her long-term career?
>>27889502> Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.Much as I want to let her get it out of her system, let's not go burning any bridges here today.
>>27889502> Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.
>>27889502 Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.RAGE TIME!
>>27889650>well, she can learn something from that, I reckonJust like you can learn something from mouthing off to a general's face. You'll be doing that learning from the stockade, but you'll learn something.
>>27889502>[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.good....good
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.I don't want Merlin to get a vindictive streak, gotta nip this in the butt.
>>27889556>>27889557>>27889558>>27889561>>27889566>>27889620cowards!>>27889583>>27889613>>27889617i think same fag here.
>>27889708Probably be working on making new systems for planes or something to that affect.
>>27889502 Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret. Fifteen year old girls yelling at powerful people is bad.
>>27889708She should look into working for a defense contractor like her parents but I can see her wanting to do something less practical like opening a flower shop or comic book store.>>27889755Fuck off dipshit, don't call samefag unless you're sure. Remember post times are now on 60 second delays now.
>>27889502>[X] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.The moment the matron turns to us to start trying to win us over cut her off and tell her that we decided before we even walked in the room that Merlin's decision is ours and there isn't shit anyone can do to change that. Preferably with a smarmy smirk too.The sisterhood needs to know that they fucked up, it's not like they can just cut-off the new type of super witch because she's getting a little payback.
>>27889755Yes, moral cowards, all.
>>27889755What is this jumping on the fucking 'samefag' loudhailer every damn time.If you havn't noticed, stopping merlin is already winning by a fucking landslide. WHY do we need to samefag?Fuck off.
>>27889755I'm all for making sure Merlin gets her rage out, but we're not just her partner, we're her friend. Friends don't let friends make political enemies in the heat of the moment. There are healthier ways for Merlin to vent her stress.
>>27889743It's funny how you say that while voting for the opposite.
>>27889777This matron is a witch headmistress. She turns leettle girls into frontline fighters as a job. You think she hasn't seen and heard all this shit already?
>>27889502[X] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.
>>27889799All in favor of having the Marines give Merlin some time with a big gun on the range?
>>27889829That's what I'm thinking. If there was one person that she (Merlin) could probably yell at and not get into trouble, it be this old dried up cunt of a matron.
>>27889502>[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.I think she needs to get this out of her system
>>27889845Yes, because multiple people with the same opinion cannot possibly post at different times.
>>27889829Maybe. But I doubt most of her students have PTSD, have seen major combat repeatedly and can only fly because of a hero that saved them from the grumpy people who never gave them a chance.
>>27889850I was thinking we could make a day out of it. Get some shore leave, murder some bottles or break something breakable, hit up an arcade, buy souvenirs for everyone, finish with a big dinner and cake.Maybe an older brotherly talk during the actual rage-venting to make sure she can express her problems and cope properly.
>>27889829And? Drill Instructors have heard every insult under the sun and spat it back. Mouthing off at one is still one of the dumbest things you can do.
>>27889502>[X] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.Grab her by the shoulder, breath in and out Merlin!
>>27889502>[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret.Whoa, little one. You've said your peace.
>>27889799>heat of the momenthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-up8ebz06yAI always think of this episode. Fronk and the gang really need to do some musical renditions. Not a musical if you think that's what I saying.
>>27889908I don't think she needs mouth-to-mouth quite yet.
>>27889887Well there's that, but honestly I think psychologically the venting would be good. Shit don't build up inside, and we don't want to accentuate her co-dependence problem, why we will do if we swoop in and fight all her battles for her.
>>27889950>but honestly I think psychologically the venting would be good.It totally can be, but not infront of the current audience we have, theres a time and place for venting like little sister wants to, It ain't here or now
>>27889799and how will she make a "friend" out of her then? i dought it. this Matron was a complete bitch to her back in the annapolis it seems. Merlin has been keeping this in for way too long, PTSD on top of this isn't helping.
>>27889978Please carefully reread the original sentence.
>>27889978you completely missed the point of his post, he was saying FRONK is her friend, not trying to friend the stupid matron
>screaming out a matron>in front of her captainThere are dumb moves, and then there are DUMB moves. The Matron might not be able to do anything (immediately), but I guarantee that Blackwell won't stand for that kind of insubordination in her presence.
>>27890030Not sure it's insubordination if the witch isn't really part of the chain of command.
>>27889996>>27890002>>27890030 yea, but re-read that in light that Merlin is a stressed out Fronk/gnome magic addict. she's going to snap sooner or later, better now than in a fire fight
>>27890030>insubordinationNigga what?A headmistress can't tell us to do shit, which is why she's asking and if she's asking, there's nothing wrong with telling her to fuck off.
>>27890074If she's at Annapolis, she's Navy. And if she's Navy, she's a higher rank than Merlin. That's enough for insubordination.You can't just mouth off to superior officers because they're not in your chain of command.
>>27890101That's a load of bull that we throw around as a joke, not anything that should be taken seriously.
>>27890114Declining her offer isn't, no. Declining it vigorously isn't either, depending on how much pull Merlin has. But laying into her is.
>>27890118I don't recall her being introduced with a rank though. There's been no mention of her actually being military.
>>27890160She's headmaster of a military academy, I'd be pretty surprised if she wasn't.
>>27890160>There's been no mention of her actually being military.Right here:>I flew with that wing shortly after she went home, never met her myself though.
>>27890160The witches have their own social/command hierarchy.And look at this, she has enough pull to come out to a carrier during wartime. Thats enough reason not to piss her off completely.
>>27890119 but what if it isn't? call me paranoid, but with Ghost, we can never be sure. anyway, if we took the view of what we learned with Putien, and THIS is what the brass does to us when the witches and men on the ground need us the most, i would have guilt trips over the good men we could have saved just so the matron could pull CYA move over Merlin. it leaves a bad taste in my mouth as anon poster.
>>27890176Lemme rephrase. No indication of being current military. I mean, this could be purely just left out of the narrative and the assumption is good, but I still see nothin'.>>27890182See >>27889829
>>27890208I think we can safely say that magic is not an aphrodisiac.
>>27890208>witches and men on the ground need us the mosthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8Z0BEUWsQ&list=PLGRzfBFmp5LXFuyVGJ0A5BaxFL4hdal3P&index=11Dos Gringos always relevant.
>>27890248Just because shes seen it before doesn't mean its AOK to do it to her.Are you going to chalk it up to battle stress? Give her a reason to pull Merlin from the frontline back to the states?
She wasn't introduced with a rank, ghost hasn't said she's in uniform and Merlin hasn't actually insulted her, even indirectly. We're golden.>WAAA PISSING HER OFF MAKING ENEMIESThe old wise witch doesn't realize how she's screwed Merlin over and doesn't realize how that she's asking for looks? Bullshit, if she walks away from this angry she's a bigger child than Merlin is.
>>27890285I think you (and other people) are really overestimating how much ability this lady has to pull us around. If she could force the issue, she probably would have phrased things a little stronger than asking us nicely (especially given how we've refused the offer every time). And even if she can force the issue, she can't force the issue. Because that means that the squadron will pull the nuclear option. Politically, it's probably not good for us, but we have bigger fish to fry than to worry about this coming back to bite us later.
>>27890341My whole point was that going off on her will draw a reproach from our OWN captain.Or do you think she'll just smile and nod as Merlin tears into her guest?
>>27889502>[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems
>>27890376Depends how the captain feels about the whole situation and the persons involved?
>>27890397Captain was said to be FOR Merlin leaving. So bitching out is not a good thing.
So much for Friday, eh Mouse?
 Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems.
>>27890338WELL SAID! there is a diffrence between insubornation and being abused from higher up. besides, i want to see some action with the Bishop boys fighting together agienst stalin!
>>27890426Hey Mouse, we know you're here. can we get an update?
>>27889502[x] Let her keep going. She's been waiting to vent this at someone for a long time, it seems
[x] Stop Merlin before she gets carried away and says something she'll really regret. While you'd like to let Merlin go- that much pent up rage cannot be good for her- now is neither the time or the place to do it. You put a hand on her shoulder. “Merlin.” You say, feeling the tension melt out of her. “Not now, ok? We'll discuss it later.”She turns her head to look at you, hesitating before she nods. “O-ok Frank. I Just- I'm sorry. Can I leave?” You look at the captain, who's been quiet the entire time. She nods curtly. “Yeah.” You say, nodding. “Go ahead. I'll see you back at quarters.”“C'mon kiddo.” Slider says, from near the door. “Let's go get some ice cream. I know where the twins are keeping a stash.”The two of them leave, with Ice occupying Merlin's former seat next to you. “Well, I never... is she usually like that?” The matron says, after the hatch closes. “No ma'am.” Ice responds, before you can. “But, frankly, I'm not inclined to sign off on any transfer she feels that strongly against.”“Tabitha, honey, you always thought with your heart, not your head. This could be as big for us as the magical engine was. Bigger, even. Think about it! How long have we been overlooking this?” Longstreet says, leaning forward. “How many people like mister Bishop here are there? How many girls like Samantha?” Ice shakes her head. “It doesn't matter. I won't sign the order.”Longstreet leans back in her chair. “I could open up the archives on your grandparents.” She says. Ice hesitates. “That's-”“Think about it, Tabitha. You'd finally be able to find out who you are. Certainly we're the last place with any records of it.”1/2
>>27890467>Longstreet leans back in her chair. “I could open up the archives on your grandparents.” She says. >“Think about it, Tabitha. You'd finally be able to find out who you are. Certainly we're the last place with any records of it.”"That's not a bargaining chip Ms. Longstreet. That's a courtesy you should've extended long ago."
From behind you, Katya snorts. “I am beginning to think maybe soviet matrons were not so bad. With them, at least there was none of this.” She says, walking up to stand beside Ice. “Who-”“Katya Litvyak.” Katya responds. “I came to get personal mail I left here when you came in. Comrade Ice and I may not always agree, but she had confessed to me how important that search is to her.” You turn to look at her, watching the predatory smile spread across her lips. “I have done some asking, now that my friend has helped me contact others of my old squadron. There are records of a witch that fits what she knows of her grandmother in the Stalingrad archives.” “Oh, really?” Longstreet responds. “And I suppose you'll just give this information to her? And it will be better than the sealed chest from her grandfather? And you suppose that we'll just allow you to talk to your friends in a hostile country?”Katya shrugs. “Do not make the mistake of believing you can threaten me, matron. I am still a Russian Witch, and still answer to Russian Matrons, not American ones. And yes, I believe you will, since your office of naval intelligence has been pouring over my mail and believes it to be an important part of building a defense against the coming storm.” She points at the letters on the desk. “They have asked to read those, and I have agreed. It is important to work with the people that hold all the cards, yes?”2/3 (Whoops)
Man what a jerk.
>>27890467>Longstreet leans back in her chair. “I could open up the archives on your grandparents.” She says. Fucking Cunt. CUNT!
Longstreet opens her mouth to retort, and Katya continues over her. “And yes, I would give her that information with, as you say, no strings. We may not always agree, but she deserves to know.”“What about you, young man?” The matron says, looking away from the two witches. “I understand not wanting to leave your squadron and believing you belong here, however wrong it is. But are you really ok with putting that young girl's life in danger every time you fly?” “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”  “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”3/3
>>27890467fucking holding Ice's family info in forcing her to make Merlin go. SEE! i KNEW this Matron hag isn't worth shit!
>>27890532>[x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”get the gas boys! we burning this fucking bridge!
>>27890532TOLD BY THE LITVYAK.>Ma'am, if the first emotional cheapshot didn't take, you shouldn't try for a second and third. [x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”
>>27890532> “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”Fuck this bitch.
>>27890532[X] “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”There's always the eject button.
>>27890532[x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” "Since you've already made up your mind, expect my protest in writing and my official resignation on your desk tomorrow morning."About face, stalk out of office.
>>27890532[x] "I think you've overstayed your welcome Matron."
>>27890532> “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”Not leaving because I want to stand with Ice and Katya against this bitch.
>>27890532>[x]"She made the choice just like every other witch in history, encase you have forgotten ma'am. We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” Fucking CUNT!
>>27890532> “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” Maybe mention that Fronk's dear sister is on the front line as well.
>>27890532[x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”
>>27890532> “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”Fuck this bitch. Stay with Katya and Ice to give her the evil eye until we ALL leave.
>>27890532>>27890549haha fucking rekt. this pls Ghost
>>27890532>>27890549This. If she thinks she can lord something over someone in order to foster good feelings, she's got another thing coming.
>>27890467Bitch. Somebody needs to remind her that she's dealing with human beings, not chess pieces.Also, note to self: tell her as politely as possible to eat knobs at the next possible opportunity. >>27890532>[x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” The "we're done here" needs to be said in as cold a tone as we can muster. COLD AS THE ICE OF ALASKA WHERE WE ROSE FROM THE GRAVE. >however wrong it isChrist, she's like our grandmother. Let's skip this joint.
>>27890532[x] "Being a young girl on the front line risking your life is what being a Witch is about, isn't it? She enlisted, so it's her choice. Captain, permission to leave?"
>>27890532> “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”It's official, fuck this bitch.
>>27890532[X] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” Sounds like she is a career hound that wants a mark on her resume to get points with who ever.
>>27890532> “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”
>>27890532 “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” add to this (to the hag)"withOUT your permission to speak freely, you are a heartless bitch, and from what you just said, i will have no respect for some one like you who has no honor. good day."
>>27890498I have already made my opinions known. Fuck her.>>27890532> “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”In other news, Star Citizen is going to break $24,000,000 tonight.
>>27890532>Ma'am, if the first emotional cheapshot didn't take, you shouldn't try for a second and third.Also be sure to laugh in her face as well.
>>27890611changing vote to >>27890549
>>27890532>>27890549This is fine. No need to be polite to this bitch anymore.
>>27890549>>27890571>>27890592All of this Ghost. >>27890532>>27890591>COLD AS THE ICE OF ALASKA WHERE WE ROSE FROM THE GRAVE. HAHAHA! YES!
>>27890532> “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”
>>27890532[x] “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”
>>27890532> “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”Wow, Katya really laid the smackdown there.
>>27890532> “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”the bitch
>>27890638>Fatclaps>not third worldheh
>>27890635And let's not let the captain get away with being a cunt either, for bringing her aboard."If this is how you allow your personnel to be treated, ma'am, I'll be putting in my transfer request as soon as it is possible."
>>27890532We did not metaphorically rise from our grave to deal with this bullshit. But we did rise from the dead to fly planes and save witches.
>>27890532[x] No, but you heard her.>>27890549>Ma'am, if the first emotional cheapshot didn't take, you shouldn't try for a second and third.
>>27890532>[x]"If this is who is running our witch corps, I'm surprised we're as effective as we are"
>>27890532> “No, but you heard her. I can't change her mind.”Woah mama, and Katya reminds us all she served under Balalaika herself.
>>27890532>[x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?”"On a personal note, ma'am? What you just pulled on Ice killed any chance of me reconsidering. I don't play nice with people who screw with my squadron."
>>27890710This with just about everything else and more.
[X] "Given that you equate being a witch to flying strikers, you have no right to judge me on that count."
>>27890710>>27890549Yeah, I think we have our two lines... hopefully second gets picked up too.
>>27890532>believing you belong here, however wrong it is"Ma'am if Tanana taught anyone, anything I have a place in the sky next to any witch, just as every fighter pilot that ever was does."
>>27890727>>27890532"Oh Madam, I would warn against visiting my mother, Bishops don't take kindly to those who abuse their authority"
I want Fronk to pull a Rand Paul on her for her disingenuous comments. I also sorta want to punch her but that can't do.
>>27890821 rand paul? can i get a bro fist my friend? if there wasn't so many people around i would tie her up in chains and toss her over board.
Yes I fucking made it.tonk witches when?
>>27890821Why would you want him to spout fallacies in a manner intended to make him sound as if he knows anything about subjects which he knows nothing about?
>>27890896When you stop asking about it. Never.
>>27890822You need to put Putin and Konstantina in there above the bitch just to show how little we give a fuck.
>>27890940I'll wait until the end of the thread then.also realise I left my name on fuck
>>27890894Hell yeah motherfucker. >would tie her up in chains May excite Ice, she'll want us to chain her up.>>27890898Like every other politician ever? Doesn't matter what you think, its the idea of going off on someone with such confidence that no matter if you are right or wrong, for what ever reason, you are right.
>>27890963What about that one AF Colonel (I think that was her rank)? Where should she be placed...
>>27891015Eagle should be middle, only because the NAVY cup.
[x] “We're done here. Captain, permission to leave?” You've gotten angry before. You've been so furious you can't even see straight before. You grew up with two brothers and a sister, of course you've been incandescently pissed off before. This goes beyond that. That was not one, but three, emotional cheap shots taken in a span of maybe a minute, tops. You shoot so far past angry so fast that it's like a sudden chill in the room-for a second, you almost thought it was Ice, but you don't see those ears of hers, or that tail, so it probably isn't. “Ma'am, if the first emotional cheap shot didn't take, you damn sure don't try for a second or third. Didn't air combat teach you anything? You don't keep trying the shit that doesn't get you anywhere.” You say, working to keep your voice level, if angry. “And on that note, what you said has killed any chance of me reconsidering or agreeing post-war. I don't play nice with people who screw with my squadron.”Abruptly you stand up, snapping to attention and pivoting to look at a point an inch or so over the captain's head- not registering the outraged look on her face. “Captain, permission to leave?” She shakes her head. “Denied. Sit down, Lieutenant commander.”1/2
>>27891015>>27891001I think he's got it about right, with Eagle in the middle though.
>>27890898US Constitution says "You get guns!" - To say "No, you don't get guns" runs directly contrary to that, and to heavily regulate guns, and generally inhibit a person's ability to have guns through red tape, expensive ammo, etc. runs directly contrary to the intent and spirit of that.>>27890989>if you are right or wrong, for what ever reason, you are right.It's that spirit that is so destructive to co-operative government. In any given arguement, you MUST recognize the possibility that you are wrong. If both people involved don't think there's the slightest chance that they're wrong, or are unwilling to admit that?It's just two people shouting at each other.
>>27891027We never did find out her reaction to that...
You do so, getting angrier- as if that's possible- until she speaks again. “Matron Longstreet, I believe you've overstayed your welcome aboard my ship. Had I known you were going to risk compromising this task force's only flying witch squadron, I would have denied your request to come aboard. Miss Litvyak? Would you be so kind as to escort the matron to the flight deck? I'm sure she'll find transport waiting for her.” She says, nodding, mostly to herself. You sit with Ice, watching the matron gather her fer belongings from near the hatch- a simple day bag seems to be all she brought. “Miss Litvyak, will you dog that hatch when you leave, please?” The captain says, just as she steps out- Katya nods and does so. “Jesus christ. I'm sorry about that, you two. I had no idea she was going to do that.” The captain shakes her head. “And I had no idea Lieutenant Wells felt that strongly about it. I guess I was wrong.” Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.  What the hell was that, ma'am?
>>27891050> Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.
>>27891050> What the hell was that, ma'am?No seriously, what the fuck?
>>27891050> Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.fuckign politicians...
>>27891050> Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.Let's not be flaming mad at someone who doesn't deserve it.
>>27891050> Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.If she really didn't know then she didn't know. Try not to bite at the captain.
>>27891036>>27891027V3I considered throwing the martians in there, just above her, but that might be going to far.
>>27891050>[x] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.
>>27891050>[x] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.YES!
>>27891031>She shakes her head. “Denied. Sit down, Lieutenant commander.”WHAT!?.......BRACE FOR INCOMING ICE STORM!!!!i bet she's ass pissed off as we are! get your popcorn pics out now.
>>27891050[x] Shit happens, ma'am.I like the idea of Frank reaching the level of mad even further beyond.
>>27891050>[x] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault. Followed by >[x] What the hell was that, ma'am?We can tell her we don't blame her while still asking what the fuck that shit was.
>>27891089Eh, maybe.>>27891046We'll get an Air Force Mug in the mail.
>>27891050> What the hell was that, ma'am?
>>27891050[X] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.
>>27891050[X] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.So that chick was allowed on board without a specified reason for coming?
>>27891050[x] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.She played it by the book. Not her fault.
>>27891050>"Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault. Still though, what the fuck just happened?"BOTH OPTIONS
>>27891050>[X] Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.
>>27891144The reason was the discussion; what the Captain didn't realize the matron was going to pull was the whole repeated emotional blackmail.
>>27891050 Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault. .....words can not fully describe how angry this has left me. we don't have much backing from the states. Putien's offer is starting to sound much better....
>>27891133The quads demand it! It's from Rex
>>27891050> Shit happens, ma'am, not your fault.Wonder if the matrons will finally get the message this time.
>>27891189>we don't have much backing from the statesNigga what the hell are you smoking, that's some dank shit nigga.>USN Carrier aviator>Only witch squadron in the CBG>Renowned ace>Bleeding-edge air superiority fighter>Experimental weaponry (Tesla Cannon)>CINCPAC's golden boy>Richard Motherfucking Nixon's golden boy>Gnome>Not much backing from the states>We're a fucking Ace Combat protag
>>27891222>Wonder if the matrons will finally get the message this time.Oh you poor naive fool.
>>27891238>>27891222They'll send another that'll use different tactics.
>>27891258>>27891238We could have the Wyvern eat them.
>>27891275Wrong kind of Wyvern, mate
>>27891298Are you sure?
>>27891316>>27891298>>27891275What about the Shark Twins?
>>27891298Not if they get sucked into the turbine.
>>27891329But that's bad for the Wyvern...
>>27891298Not so sure. Merlin said it was on her default baseline settings when it floored Mav. No idea what it would do if we dialed it up to maximum pull.It'd be like running Crysis on the maximum settings, only the PC is made of wetware. >>27891322Note to self, ask Shark twin's opinions of Matrons.
>>27891229>all miltary surport>gnome>sees no civilian orgnaization surport>the matons are 150% bitch to our witchesi see a problem here.i know most of the brass likes us, but will be spat on from the antiwar/pro-commie groups when we come home like far too many our vets both past and present suffer? Ghost hasn't given us what the home front is like. well, to be fair, it's kinda hard to do that when our MCs are else were.
>>27891335Not if Merlin supercharges it using Fronk's gnome-juice.
>>27891298Depends on the definition of "eat"I don't think the crew chief will mind cleaning up this piece of FOD.
>>27891358Meh I don't think the matron is worth the trouble. We got MUCH bigger things to worry about right now.Gonna be wierd launching a sortie against the Russians after being behind enemy lines like that.
>>27891348>sees no civilian orgnaization surportWe got a shitload of support from all the Aerospace companies.>but will be spat on from the antiwar/pro-commie groups when we come home like far too many our vets both past and present suffer?No, because this is fucking World War 3. Specifically, a WW3 started by the Soviets.
Gotta get to sleep before the end of the thread so I'd like to say this, Great Fuckin' Thread Tonight Ghost. Great. Fuckin. Thread. I probably won't be able to get to sleep with all the emotions going through me but I gotta to. Night ya'll, love every last one of you magnificent bastards.
>>27891395The russians we face are entirely different russians, assuming we can take Putin at face value.Unless Stalinka shows up again.
>>27891411While literally correct, I do not think that defense contractors constitute what that anon was thinking of when they mentioned civilian institutions.
>>27891411>>27891348It's just the Witch politicos that we're not on great terms with. They're a very, very small, albeit powerful subset out of everyone who probably does support us.
Once the war's over, If Stalinka can go all stealthy out of her strikers, we should ask a favor of her to go liberate that sealed chest of whatever for Ice.
NEEEW version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jush829Cg4
>>27891338You are an evil, evil person. That said, I would very much like to see that happen.
So how about defecting?
>>27891492>YOU ARE KONSTANTINA STALINKA, WITCH OF THE SOVIET UNION AND YOUR BELOVED HAS PROMISED YOU A DINNER and Hand Holding IF YOU ACQUIRE A CHEST FROM THE EEVUL CAPITALISTS CONTAINING YOU'RE NOT SURE YOU WERE KIND OF STARING AT HIS EAGLE-LIKE EYES AND NICE BUTT
>>27891538Just putting the MAD in all that SCIENCE they wanted to do.
>>27891468indeed, i was thinking of the normal political groups and anti war activist. remember your history about how our troops were treated when they came home from 'Nam. they never quite recovered from that until Regan built them back up.
>>27891560Merc, is that you?
>>27891560Someone please make this happen
>>27891560oh god this is to glorious to not get used, someone please do a sidequest of it
>>27891560I smell merc! GET HIM!>pic related as a witch
>>27891552Fuck NO! Just cause one Matron is a bitch is NOT a reason for abandoning our People, our Family, our Country.>>27891560It's gotta happen now. Also hello Merc Com.
>>27891592>>27891614>>27891633negative, just a random anon passing throughThe only thing I've ever run was goatquest
>>27891614well for one I see many reds on the ground running for the hills
>>27891560>yfw post war the soviets see how well our squadron performed with nearly everywitch wanting fronk's bones>yfw soviets beginning conditioning witches to be yandere to their steelwing supports
>>27891646 was there a tower with those goats?
Rolled 6>>27891614leave merc alone, I'm not up for VMQ anymore
>>27891670>Witch population of Russia explodesWell, that wouldn't be a half bad counter-plan to the coming Martian invasion.
>>27891646>goatquestgoatquest 2 when? Papa-N when?
>>27891492>>27891560Stalinka is a good waifu
>>27891720When Z&W Q returns. if he gives me permission
>>27891736So never? ;_;
Rolled 8>>27891726Adorable as hell groundside.
>Both. “Shit happens ma'am, not your fault. But what the hell was that?” You ask, transferring yourself to the more comfortable couch. Settee. Whatever. The captain shrugs. “I knew she was going to offer you two a chance at heading back to Annapolis for further work- and I was operating under the mistaken impression that Lieutenant Wells was still torn up about not being a striker-capable witch.” She laughs, slightly. “I'm glad to see I was wrong. I just didn't want to see another girl go through what my sister did.”“I'm not sure I understand, ma'am.” You say, the anger fading from you. “You let her aboard because of your sister?” The captain smiles, and pulls open her desk, producing a trio of crystal glasses and a clear bottle of amber liquid. “I assume, if I offer you some whiskey, you'll drink with me? You wouldn't make your captain drink alone, right?” You nod, accepting the glass carefully and sniffing the whiskey- smells very strong, and very old. “I've got a sister, Henriette. Most of us mackintosh witches take after mom- we come into our talent early. Hell, my familiar appeared just before a family photo when I was three.” She says with aslight smile. “My sister was different. For the longest time, we didn't think she was a witch at all. Mama never treated her any differently than the rest of us, but she still took it badly.”1/4 (!)
You nod, noting Ice has already downed her whiskey. You take an experimental taste and discover that, yes, it's as strong as it smells. Good stuff, though. “Well, long story short, her talent showed up abruptly one summer- I don't know what happened, but she was on a family friend's ranch and the horse she was on took a fall, broke it's leg. Only one thing to do, in that case, and that's put it down.” She smiles. “So our friend left her there to say her goodbyes as he headed back to the house to get his rifle. Came back to find my sister passed out and the horse nuzzling the ears on top of her head.” “She was ecstatic, as you might imagine- we headed to the Annapolis academy that fall for the induction tests.” Her face falls, recalling a bad memory. “She was too weak to rate as even a second-rate witch, forget strikers. She was devastated.”Ice nods, pushing her glass forward for another refill. “So what happened?” The captain shrugs. “She moved on, became a very successful ranch vet, got married to a cowboy. Mama thinks Henriette got over it and eventually saw that it didn't matter to her, that she loved us all the same.” She pushes the refilled glass back towards Ice. “But I don't agree, and wanted to give Lieutenant Wells every chance to not have to go through the same thing. I knew she was happy flying with you, commander Bishop, but I never realized she felt the way she did.” 2/3 (I miscounted. whoops)
She shrugs again, quirking an eyebrow at Ice, who's downed the second glass already. That's a good four fingers of some pretty strong stuff in under five minutes- and Ice is neither all that big nor that experienced a drinker.“Regardless, I made a mistake. If I knew that bitch was going to pull that card on you two-” She trails off. “Well, she's no longer welcome aboard this ship, I'll tell you that. And commander Kazanski, if it'll help, I'll ask around. If there's a sealed chest from your grandparents, you deserve to have it, regardless of some matron trying to use you like a pawn.”Ice nods, swaying a bit in her chair. The captain laughs, taking her glass. “Lieutenant Commander, make sure she drinks plenty of water. Worst case, give her the pilot's cure if she's got a hangover, understood?” You nod, grinning. “You know about that, ma'am? I thought you witches used supplementary oxygen?” She laughs. “We work around pilots, of course we know about that. Get her back to quarters, give her water.”You nod. Helping your commander up off her chair. “C'mon boss, let's get back to quarters.”“I wanna try shomething.” Ice protests. “Letsh go down to the hangar bay. I think I know what zapped Patty.”  That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.  Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27891923>and Ice is neither all that big nor that experienced a drinker.
>>27891923> Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.We need adult supervision and slider is best adult
>>27891923>[X] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.What could go wrong?
>>27891923> Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27891923>[X] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.But no, your are not going into the cockpit.
>>27891923> That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.Nah boss, you need sleep.
>>27891923[X] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.
>>27891923>Event flag? Event flag.>[x] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.nonononoonononon bad bad!
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.ICE YOU ARE DRUNK PLS STAHP
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad idea, boss. Lets get you back to quarters.>We don't want you pullin' a Maverick. Aren't you supposed to be telling me to stay out of trouble? You can tell me about it along the way, though.
>>27891923> Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.Let genius flow
>>27891923>[x] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.This IS an incredibly bad idea. We might as well get it out of the way now.
>>27891923Later, when you're sober. Or if it's something you would never consider doing sober, you can give me your thoughts.
>>27891923>[x] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.We can always stop her before she does something unsafe. Or Slider + Us can.
>>27891923> Other"What exactly are you planning here, boss?"
>>27891923"What, exactly, do you think zapped her?"
>>27891923[X] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.Go to bed, Ice, you're drunk.
>>27891923>[X] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
oh look they want to kill ice now
>>27891923[X] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters."Nuh-uh, no way. Tell you what though, you can whisper it in my ear and I'll tell it back to you in the morning. If you still think it's a good idea we can try it then."
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.drunk ideas are worst Ideas
>>27891923[X] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very leastIn my experience, drunken people have profound things to say
Rolled 11>[x] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.She may not have the guts to try whatever it is sober.
>>27891923>>27891991>>27891994Questions, yes. Ask these first.
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.we need to get to the bottom of this. damn it, if rinwind can figure out that mystery in XXXX drunk, i bet Ice can as well.
Rolled 9>>27891923> Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.Iwant to see this.
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.Also>Katya meets us back at quarters>Threesome time
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.NOPE! TO BED WITH YOU!
Deleted my prior post with the wrong vote copy/pasted.[x] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.Just make her promise not to do anything drunk that she'll regret sober.
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.we HAVE to do this!
>>27891923>[x] Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.Drunk ideas are best ideas
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.LETS NOT AND SAY WE DID
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters. >/tg/ voting for going through with itFor fuck's sake, people. How many times have we gone with an idea we thought was dumb? How many times has it resulted in the injury of one of our witches? Three, now?When are you guys going to get the hint?
>>27891923> Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.fuck it, let's do it.
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.this gonna be gud!
>>27891923Remember the part where Ice likes people taking responsibility for her? She's drunk as fuck, we're responsible for her, and being responsible means NOT putting her in a magical magic-suctioning plane when she's drunk.
>>27892046its people who want ice dead
>>27891923> That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.Yeah, no.
>>27891923> Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.She might be on to something
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.this may get us Ice points people!
>>27892055>>27892062>implying the combination of Merlin, Slider and Us would let it get that far.Also, no way in hell is she going to remember her idea tomorrow.
>>27891923>Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.Jesus christ dudes dont follow the drunk ramblings of an 18 year old
>>27891923> That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.>>27892081Yeah, that worked out so well for Mav now didn't it? Oh wait...
>>27891923> That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.Not when she's drunk. Maybe when she's sober.And has a full support team ready.
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.i want to see this so bad.
>>27892062I definitely don't want Ice dead. As long as we properly supervise whatever she's got planned...
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.NOPE.JPG
>>27891923> That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.It'll sound like a better idea when you're not sloshed.>big red button
>>27892078This might get Ice killed. Look, would you let Merlin anywhere NEAR a plane if she got this drunk?>>27892081>>27892107>implying we'd know when things started going wrong
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters. ABORT!
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27891923 Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.ghost... this is getting nuts. tabulate votes quick!
>>27892127This is what Merlin is for.
>>27892127And that's why we ask her what the plan is BEFORE she enacts it. If she refuses to share, Slider/Fronkpile and we manhandle her away from the jet.She'll probably be delighted.
>>27891923> That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.
>>27891923[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.We're responsible!
I am sorry but i am smelling same fag NO MORE VOTING!
>>27892127yep, we're the ones flying it, not her. Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27892097>8billion hours in mspaint
>>27892178we did or responsible job of the day by putting up with matron hag, we need to go full pilot now! Let me get Merlin and Slider at the very least.
>>27892153Yeah! Quit playing Civ, you fuckin' nerd!
>>27892097We didn't know it was a hazard at that point.Now, we know it's hazardous.Also, Mav's fine, she just needed bed rest.
>>27891923>[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters.NOPE
>>27891923>[X]"Warning, do not operate machinery while intoxicated."
>>27892236>we need to go full pilot now!No, no we don't. Now fuck off.
>>27892263So the solution to knowing something is dangerous when you fuck around with it... is to get smashed and fuck around with it more? Works for me; I'm rooting for Katya.
>>27892276this is WHY we need planefag back
>>27892276voting after this post won't be counted. Also: updating, screw you guys civ is great
>>27892297Why? Because they need an outlet for that kind of act, or because you're disappointed that people aren't taking the balls-out choice?
>>27892373you cant take a joke jackass?
>>27892335(crawls out from the rubble) i think the posting stopped. man that was fierce.
can we get a count of the votes?
>>27892465THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
>>27892487You have eyes.
Rolled 14>>27892465/passes popcornpretty good show though
On an unrelated note, that last update revealed something interesting: Captain Blackwell is a witch. It was hinted by her being Georgette's daughter, but now it was confirmed. If she's a witch, what's she doing as the captain of an aircraft carrier? If she's that old, shouldn't she be a matron by this point, or at least in charge of an air wing?
>>27892538What about *action*?
>>27892552She decided to go down the command track?
>>27892552It was confirmed a while back when we went to Georgette and Mack's for dinner.
>>27892552Hey, she went where she wanted.
>>27892552We learned that back when we to Georgette/Macks place for PTSD talks.
>>27892581>>27892569We did? Well, I guess I forgot about it then. Still an odd choice for a witch. Why not stay where her talents helped her the most?
Rolled 16>>27892538/happily chews more popcorn and slurps soda
>>27892552She was so good at command they gave her a ship? Specifically, an aircraft carrier that carries witches.Though, given how the witch hierarchy can't really force anyone to do anything >>27892566 is probably more likely.
[x] That sounds like an incredibly bad Idea, boss. Let's get you back to quarters. “That sounds like an incredibly bad idea, boss.” You say, doubtfully. “Let's get you back to quarters.”“If you shay sho.” She says, her voice becoming progressively more slurred. “Ish it hot in here?” “No, boss. Keep your shirt on.” You say, having to grab her shoulder to keep her from staggering into a bulkhead. She pauses, steadying up a bit. You don't exactly want to explain why you're escorting a drunk, underage witch back to quarters in her underwear to anyone. “Hmph.” She snorts, pulling away from you and heading down the ladderwell towards your quarters. “I never get 't have any fun. I bet if I wash Katya you'd be happy 't take my shirt off. What'sh wrong with us American girlsh, huh?” While you'd dearly like to start whistling the who's 'American woman', you get the feeling it'd go right over your commander's head. “Aw, come on boss, don't be like that.” You protest, pausing so she can lean on you and steady herself again. She wraps one arm around your shoulders, leaning into you heavily- but walking steadily enough for it. “Sh'not like it's neva been done befoah.” She says, giggling at some private joke. “Happened all the time in the war, the five oh firsht was infamous for it.”“That was Air force, boss. This is navy, we've got conduct standards.” You say, thanking your respective gods that your quarters are just a few more rooms up. 1/2
>>27892619And now the mystery will never be solvedI keed, I keed
“Shure we do.” She says. “Just like the twinsh with Joe.”“Joe's not a pilot, Boss.” You say. “Ya know, you can shtop calling me boss.” She says. “You're in charge of me right now.” She giggles. “Sh'not so bad so far. Maybe we should try it shome other time?” “Try what? You being drunk?” You ask, opening the hatch and motioning for Slider. She rolls her eyes at you as she gets herself off her rack and comes over to help. “You being in charge.” Ice says, giving you a quick peck on the cheek. “Thanksh Frank I wouldn't be able to do thish without you.”“Tabby, you drunk. C'mon, let's get you to bed.” Slider says, grinning at you as she takes Ice's other side and guides her away with a smoothness born of long experience dealing with the drunk and otherwise impaired. “Yes, Frank will stay here. No, he's not going anywhere, I promise. Yes, I'll make sure he doesn't.”Merlin hugs you from the side as soon as she's gone. “I-is that matron-”You nod. “Gone, the captain kicked her off the ship.” You say. “But you and I need to talk. All that rage isn't healthy for you, sam.”“I-I know it's not.” She says. “But I c-can't just yell at you or Tabby or Rachel...”“When we get a chance, Sam, you and I'll take a day off and go see about it, ok? We're a team, right? We look out for each other.” You say. She nods. “T-thanks Frank.”You really hope the bad days stop soon though. At least they can't get much worse, you think somewhat sardonically. At least they can't get much worse.
>>27892619>“Sh'not like it's neva been done befoah.”>/K/OMANDO ON DECK!
>>27892641Oh God, drunk Ice is adorable.And I'm a massive Katyafag.Now I'm wondering what would happen if Katya was drunk on Vodka.
ANd that's it for the night!We've got.. eh, 2, maybe three more threads till the break, and I may take a longer break from 89 so we can do a short stint with Ice's grandfolks. as always, hope you guys had fun this run, and we'll be back next week at the same time. Till then, cheers fellas!
>>27892641>At least they can't get much worse.Reminder we have a mission coming up next thread.Good run, Ghost!
>>27892641>At least they can't get much worse.
>>27892658Considering Katya's specialty is endurance, I'm sure she'd have to drink a lot before she got as drunk as Ice.
>>27892619>not capitalizing The WhoMy respect for you as a writefag/QM has diminished.
Rolled 7>>27892641>At least they can't get much worse, you think somewhat sardonically. And then the ship's magazines somehow detonated miraculously killing everyone but Frank although it rendered him incapable of ever flying again.
>>27892641writefags, drawfags heed my call we need pictures and stories of Drunk Ice!
>>27892658Well, she's Russian. She'd be loud, laughing, and demanding more bottles.
>>27892658Same thing that happens to every other drunk Russian: They get in the mood for maudlin storytelling and jokes about winter and the "good" old days.
>>27892677You're right. I'm terrible and have no excuse. I beg forgiveness for this oversight.
We're gonna hug the shit out of Ice once she's sober.She's going to have no idea what the fuck.
>>27892684...Dammit, now I want to see it even more.
>>27892677>>27892619>Not knowing that American Woman is by The Guess Who, not The Who. BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG, FUCK.
>>27892619>>27892677>Not realizing it was The Guess Who that actually wrote and performed American Woman
>>27892619>“Hmph.” She snorts, pulling away from you and heading down the ladderwell towards your quarters. “I never get 't have any fun. I bet if I wash Katya you'd be happy 't take my shirt off. What'sh wrong with us American girlsh, huh?”I think this is saying something, though personally I'd rather see a US girl do it than Katya (more to show)
>>27892706Shoulda just said lenny kravitz. 'cept he didn't cover it till like 01 or some shit. maybe 98-99. Hell if i remember.
>>27892658>Implying Russians are physically capable of getting drunk.
>>27892664let me get this strait then Ghost, you're taking the break from well before thanksgiving to after new years? i hope this gives Mouse more than enough time to fill your spot then while we wait.
>>27892619>I bet if I wash Katya you'd be happy 't take my shirt off.Admittedly, this reflects my opinion perfectly.Eeeeeh, I miss Katya. I know the other girls are still just catching up on their screentime, but still...
>>27892713It's saying that even characters in the quest are frustrated with how little time non-Katya waifus get with Frank. Luckily that's changed since Katya went all frigid.
>>27892736Speaking of Mouse... MOUSE, WHERE ARE YOU?
>>27892736Probably. the only thing is I'd like to do a short, war-period series, maybe... IDK, 4-6 threads, about Ice's grandparents in the ETO
>>27892729Mom raised us better, faglord. Where have I been? Can't say. I can say, though, that I now have an even greater dislike of 7th special forces. ETA on tonks, unknown. Thursday, maybe. Depends on work. Sorry I'm so flakey, fellas.
>>27892736Come to think of it, Maus is getting paid again right?MAAAAAAUUUUUSSSSS, YOU NO LONGER HAVE AN EXCUUUUUSSSSEEEE!
>>27892765No need to apologize to /tg/ of all people, dude. Stay safe.
>>27892759I'm tempted to say this might break the stalemate between ice and Slider (and it'd be the perfect time to unify and stage a counter attack)>>27892736Unless Mouse steps up, the SWQU's going ot be at a complete halt for that time. Boy I feel sorry for VMQ2 then.
>>27892684but what about the rest of the witches being drunk? >a drunk Merlin is loud, angry, and sexually aggressive. >a drunk Mav is.... probably more of the same sober but has 0 fucks to give.>a drunk goose is.... either a sleepy one or one that will dance and sing loudly on the table tops for attencion.. but drunk.>a drunk Katya is.... next to impossable to achive due to her high tolerance to it.>a drunk shark twins is... probably don't make much sense but they will drop their cloths quickly.>a drunk Ian spawn is.... probably like "FUCK THE RULES! i'ma gonna do what i wannta do." type of drunk.
>>27892765No worries. Real life always takes priority.
>>27892815You forgot Slider.
>>27892815>a drunk goose is.... either a sleepy one or one that will dance and sing loudly on the table tops for attencion.. but drunk.Now in addition to Katya, I am curious about this.Damn this and my imagination!
>>27892815*Scratches head*You know, I wonder what a drunk Katsumi and Konstantina would be like...
>>27892700"Could you not have stopped him?" Katya barely manages to not yell loud enough to get the get the attention of everyone outside of Ice's office."I. Just. Said. No.""They'll kill him. Or experiment on him. Or-""Katya," Ice interrupted, anger and something else written across her face. "Please...don't even suggest those things to me. Ever again." The anger fades away as her voice trembles slightly. "Ever again. Do you understand?""I am sorry, Commander Ice." The two women sigh, not able to look eachother in the eye any longer. The last twenty four hours have been strained, to say the least. Frank's decision to go deep into enemy territory has shaken the squadron more than anyone is willing to believe. Merlin has been especially heartbreaking to watch.Katya does not care much for Tabitha Kazansky. It's not necessarily hate. Jealousy, perhaps, but she'd never admit it to anyone else, and she's only starting to admit it to herself. Katya does not want to make Ice an enemy, though."Ah...how about...we just talk." She offers, awkwardly. "And drink. Maybe we can find vodka stored on this ship?""That-" Ice blinks. "Okay. Yeah, thats...yeah, lets talk. And you can drink. I...really shouldn't. I have so much paperwork to catch up on, a-and-""I think I know why he is so concerned about you." Katya says quietly. "You do care about us so much, that you have no time for yourself. We shall fix that tonight."Ice sighs. "Okay, fine. One drink. M-maaaaaaaaaaaybe two."
>>27892829...What if Slider is not only a secretly tame virgin, but also teetotal up to this point?
>>27892796Why feel bad for VMQ2, their waifu wars are over and their are some rages over the pacing to it.
>>27892815>a drunk Georgette is... as lewd as a romantic French woman can get>a drunk Captain Blackwell is... OI AH'LL FOIGHT YEW ON THE DECK OF ME TUGBOAT "TUGGER"
>>27892815>>27892829let me add that in then>a drunk Slider is.... probably someone who has no fetters on her emotionally or mentally. she will be truthful (as a drunk can be) about what she thinks. she may attempt to drag fronk into bed with her to sex up,but not know how to get past first base and want him to take the lead
>>27892854All the SWQ fans have to go somewhere and the ones that are there make enough of a mess. Last thing it needs is a influx of horribly desperate hijink nuts not caring for the story flow.
>>27892888Well, I was always of the opinion that Edwin needed more hijinks in his life...Preferably with Sparky.
>>27892850Enh...I don't know. It's a possibility, but then she'd be a very damn good faker.
>>27892888That quest needed more hijinks in my opinion, since we already go the route locked, it hasn't been much of the same and frankly I feel a little irked at times reading it.At least here the anti-waifus aren't as strong
>>27892901That isn't bad except that SWQ fans aren't known for controlled Hijinks, they take things far past the point of controlled and into overdone.>>27892929Well it is more of a serious story, even compared to VMQ1 (though in hindsight perhaps choosing the air might have allowed for more hijinks/Ace combat goodness..... provided the dice don't screw us over)
>>27892943Too serious in my opinion and pacing is a little bad (Honestly wanted more cadet stories) and people there often kill the hijinks before they even begin.
>>27892980Well, merc has mentioned he's going to end VMQ2 early. Hope you guys are happy.
>>27892943I'm honestly glad we went with the groundpounder route, air combat always seemed boring as hell to me.
>>27892997Actually, I am a little it was a good story but some parts of it were a bit jarring. Merc makes good stories and characters so having them go through this is what got me a bit annoyed.
>>27892997All VC related things fail on the second attempt don't they?
>>27892849"Heeeeesh such a FUKKEN ASHHOLE!" Ice rages into the glass as she tries to finish another shot of vodka. "Surrrre, heesh uhlot betterr noww, but gawd he pished me off SHO MUCH when he firsht got heerrr.""Mmmhmm." Katya is not doing much better, but is still capable at hiding it. She nods at Ice, urging her to continue. After four hours, well past lights out, they are headed into dangerous territory."Of coursh, he shaves you ovarthuhpashifficoshun, sho heesh godda be prrteh hawt huh. Fffukker. Alwayshpulin 'em in."It takes a lot of effort from Katya not to spit up her drink and laugh. She manages to choke down the vodka, clear her throat, and say something she immediately regrets."Yes, Comrade, my pilot is the hottest.""Our pilot.""Our pilot." Katya...agrees? Wait, that's not a good path to take this. Not good at all."Wecan take turnsh..." Ice giggles. "Heee heeeeee, jusht like Tomasho.""Ah...who?""TOMASHO." Ice reaches under her desk and throws a book at Katya's face."T-Tomasho?" Katya catches it on her forehead, and the book falls into her hands, opening up to the page held by a bookmark. The words on it are very blurry, but after some concentration they sharpen up enough. Enough to read that."W-wow." Katya turns bright red, and pours another drink. "C-can I-""WhennI'm dun." Ice grins happily, and just falls asleep in her chair."Thanks." Ice snores loudly in response. This brightens Katya's mood considerably. "At leasht I do not snore, Comrade."
>>27893057Third time's the charm.
>>27893066You are now aware that Valkyria Chronicles 3 never left Japan.
>>27893089I just realised the irony of that statement.WHELP.
>>27893064Well that's worrying. Katya on the same wavelength as Ice can't end well.
>>27893064 he shaves you ovarthuhpashifficoshunTranslation please?Also is that all!, I was really getting into it!
>>27893089Likewise, there won't be a VMQ3.
>>27893119Say it out loud.
>>27893119"saves you over the Pacific Ocean">>27893123The irony is, I really did see that coming.
>>27893123That's a shame but probably a good call
Has there been any headway into finding about the whole 'being plugged into the sun' thing?
I've had this cooped up for way too long. Here you go, /tg/. http://pastebin.com/7Bbd3M16
>>27892552>>27892612Actually, aircraft carriers have two captains: the ship's captain and the air group's captain. If Blackwell used to fly, she's likely the latter.
>>27893279[X] “Yeah, that's me.”then,[X] “If it's all the same Colonel, I'd like to see my Top.”
>>27893291Nope, she's the ship's captain. When the Saratoga got hit, the news specifically mentioned that it was only saved by her quick thinking and superior ship handling.
>>27893064Katya feels herself sobering up, seemingly with every trashy detail she reads from the book. It's very warm in the room, almost unbearably so."We...should not be here." Katya declares.Ice continues snoring.Putting the book back into the drawer Ice pulled it from (God, no-one else must know!), Katya tries to pull Tabitha from her chair."Come on, Ice, we must get you to bed."There's sudden pounding on the door. Katya gasps, and yanks Ice's arm harshly in surprise."Tabby? You still in there with Katya?" Slider demands. "Wh-why's the door locked? Everything okay?" The pounding becomes more insistent."E-everything ish fine, Comrade Slider, she is...incapacitated!""Fuckin' lightweight. Open up, I'll help you with her."Katya unlocks the door, blushing fiercely as the implications of being alone with Ice, drinking for hours on end become apparent. "Is that what they call clearin' the air between ya?" Slider sniffs. "Shit, shoulda invited me. You talked about Frank, huh?""Y-yes."Slider sighs. "You girls are fuckin' hopeless." Looking away, she mutters something to herself. "Okay, lets get our junk romance collector to bed. You get her left arm, I got her right."She does not stir when she is pulled from her seat, at least not immediately. Two steps outside the office, Ice suddenly lunges towards Katya, wraps one leg around her, and pulls her to the ground, Katya landing neatly atop her, their lips meeting harshly."Gotchaaaaafraaaaaaaaaank~" Ice giggles. "Yerawwwlminerrrgrhrghbrllllll." Her body falls slack, and her eyes close once again, and snores.Slider's jaw has hit the floor, but she's still standing, and Katya notices that there's a camera in her hands."ohmigodohmigodohmigodohmigod""Please, no?" Katya begs."No mercy." Slider grins, and the camera emits a gentle click, just before she sprints off, hooting in triumph."God. Damnit." Katya sighs.
>>27893386>Why is Slider so awesome, and Ghost is your still here can this be canon!
>>27893386Frank and Slider, Katya and Ice? All of my yes.
>>27893446I see no reason why not.
>>27893517My grin hurts.And Slider now has this beautiful piece of blackmail over Ice and Katya.
>>27893548Would probably explain why she looked so disinterested in Frank's entrance she was too busy looking at that photo hidden in her reading material.
>>27893619>LookingSchlicking to it under the table with her tail, more like.
>>27893386That just happened. That really just happened, and Slider has evidence of it happening. Ice will not remember, she'll be lucky to wake up for breakfast. But Katya will remember. She will always remember. And she will always know that Slider knows."...You could have been more gentle." Katya lifts the younger woman off the deck."Myeaaaaaah, shorry Fraankatya." Ice beams drunkenly at Katya. Her eyes widen as recognition finally hits home. "Uhmm...heehee? Ahmshorry, I jus...yknow...thinkin' boufraaaaaaank.""Y-yes.""Yerlipsh were shoft. Prolly likehish."Convinced that she might set off a fire alarm from blushing so hard. Katya picks up the pace to Tabby's room (andSlider'sohgodohgod). It's still quite slow, and several times Ice falls asleep and drags Katya against a bulkhead before waking enough to prop herself up."T-Tabitha, pleash...you must get control of yourself.""Ahmincontrol. Ahmthuh-" her voice raises into a shout as they reach her door, "COMMANDAHONDECK!""Jesus Tabby!" Slider cackles from inside the room. "Bring her in, I got her bed ready."Ice pulled Katya against herself roughly once agains, their foreheads hitting hard enough to cause both women to yelp. Her breath stinks of vodka, and she bites the air between them, grinning broadly."He shucks, leevinush like thish. We'llpunish 'im! Youan meeee~""R-right." Katya is smiling, but also desperate to escape. Ice's grip on her uniform is surprisingly strong. "Slider, please help?"There's a faint clicking in the background."So. Good." Slider says, awe-struck.
>>27893752Man, Slider is an asshole.
>>27893752Slider has *all* the schlick material.
>>27893789You mean best girl because that's what I'm seeing here.
>>27893752>Prolly likehishI'm drawing a blank here. Probably [something]
>>27893840Different anon, but nope.
>>27893845Probably like his [Frank's].
>>27893845"Probably like his"
>>27893752It takes a few minutes for Slider to stop snickering, but she and Katya manage to get the Commander into bed. Her snoring is loud, but cute in a way as well. Katya and Slider are sitting on her bed together, making sure Ice stays in bed until she's truly asleep."The photos?" Katya asks nervously."Alllllllllllllllllll mine." Slider says wickedly."What would you have me do?" Katya asks. "I'll...pay you. Somehow. To keep them hidden, please don't-""Aw, c'mon, you think I'd hold those over your head? I got nothin' against you, Litvyak." She points to Ice. "Her though? I got use for those on her." Katya shrinks away from Slider nervously."You are evil." Katya concludes."Not evil, sometimes I just need her to take a break, and she always comes up with excuses not ta do it." She hugs her camera against her breasts lovingly. "Not anymore she does.""You are concerned for her.""I'm concerned for everyone. We're fuckin' falling apart here." Slider snaps. "Goddamnit, Frank. Clueless asshole. Look at what he does to you. To her.""Yeah." Katya agrees."...to me..." Slider mumbles."Wha?""SO!" Slider quickly moves on. "When I say to her that she needs to take a break, and she tries to come up with an excuse-""You mention those-""Exactly." Rachel winks at the Russian."I am...not entirely relieved, but I understand.""She one of my best friends, but she doesn't...doesn't listen to me when she needs to." Slider continues sadly. "He'll come back. Has to. You and her and Merlin and me and Mav and Goose, and those stupid Sharks...he has to come back to us."Katya blinks at Slider, who now has her by the shoulders."That means," Rachel snarls, "That you, and her, and all of us, have got to be here waiting for him. We have got to stay on our game, and make sure we're all here when he gets back.""Agreed.""And invite me to drink next time, bitch!""Yeeeaaaaaaaah inviteshliiiiiidrrrrr~" Ice moans from behind."Okay." Katya promises.-Done!
>>27894039D'awwwwww....Oh god. Fronk's dick is doomed.
Ha! Ha!Time for lewd Merlin and Kenji!
>>27894111You are the worst kind of person and I hope you burn in hell
>>27894111That artstyle looks familiar. Who are they really?
>>27894111Ha! Ha! Merlin is lewd!
>>27894141Armored Core chars by ogitsune