Sorry about not running this on fridayPrevious threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Washed%20up%20villain%20questPastebin: http://pastebin.com/a8kFtx4QYou stare, slightly confused at the sight in front of you. You are in what appears to be a satanic worship room, though you never really had much experience in such things. You however now doubt it is such, seeing as there appears to be a lack of such cliche satanic symbols such as pentagrams. There are six altars. Three of which are covered in what appears to be dried blood and gore, the other three are in pristine condition and almost seem to glow with a warmth of a caring mother, something you never experienced, what with her calling you Bethany and such. in the middle of the room is a basin of what you hope is water, partially because you don't want to get blood on your exposed shirt. You can't tell how this place is lit, perhaps if you actually studied magic in some sort of school you'd have known, but sadly you have a general disdain for such establishments, mainly because they kept trying to keep you away from items that were destined to brighten up your mantlepiece. "Ahh" The voices says "I seen you've found the arcane worship room, or as your predecessor called it, the room of stealing the power of the divine, which is one reason he is no longer with us, and why you currently hold the blade formerly known as Lightcaller"."That's a horrible name" You reply "for anything"What do you do inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to look in to the basin Have your henchmen clean up the altars the bloodstains remind you of your coat, go back and torture Viviane as punishment for the most abhorrent crime
>>27846385> inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to
>>27846385>[X] inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to
Rolled 76>>27846385>inquire about the powers each altar corresponds to
Rolled 87>>27846385>[x] Inquire about the powers each altar corresponds toWhat did I miss on Quest 3?
>>27846513"What do these altars honor?" You ask as your walk up and touch on of the blood covered ones, this one with symbol of a rough maw full of fangs."Ahh yes, Vorg" The voice says "The hungering rage, those who give praise unto him will find themselves gifted with a feral rage, increased survivability, and a dark hunger""Next" the voice says, the altar being surrounded by light revealing an symbol of tentacles "The unknowing terror, those that give praise to this....thing will become as nightmares, and may receive blessings, if you could call them such"."The next is The lady of rot" the voice says "those who bow before her will find the world crumbling before them, though you may find the side effects a bit of putting""Now these three give praise to far friendly creatures" The voice says sounding ill."The first" He says the altar with an image of a sun "Honors the blinding light of justice *sssssigh*, your predecessor followed it for a while, before a chap raving about the sun broke in and drove that horrid blade through his skull"."The next" the voice says, the altar with a pair of antlers surrounded by vines hanging above alighting "Honors Mother nature, or perhaps the stag, I can never tell the difference, if you follow what ever it is that altar honors, you'll become a champion of the natural world, able to repair the damages you deal by just existing"."And the last" the voice says the one with a tower shield laid upon it lighting up "belongs to the shield, those who take up it will be protectors of those who cannot protect themselves, the fools"
>>27846595We created a drug, took a nice woodland drive, captured a fay, fought some skeletons, won a cottage of EVVVVVVVIL, explored said cottage, got a neat cane/sword/minigun, found the neeeeeeehcronomicon, tortured the fae, killed some devilz, created another sentient undead out of them, and brought the henchmen to your new home for brunchalso we got a roll royce with a gun attached to it
>>27846765what do you do ask how you'd be able to appease these powers  ask me what each on will give you (free action) stare into the basinother
>>27846765[x]Any way to remove or negate those three alters without calling down divine wrath or lessening the power of this place? Also what happens if you give praise to all three dark altars?
We could just sit down and have tea with the dark alters and assume their gods are there. Or give drugs to them, probably the nightmare god. Which, if I had to make a choice, is the one I'd want.
>>27846931That is an excellent idea>>27846842I will probably answer this in the next post
Rolled 30>>27846830>[x] Ask you what each one will give us (free action)What would the Unknowing Terror, the Hungering Rage, the Lady of Rot and the Shield give us?
>>27846765I would say nightmare god sounds right up our alley but I will wait for more info before I vote.
I bet the god would be pleased if we made our drugs cause MINDSHATTERING NIGHTMARES if they try to go to get clean.
>>27847018>the ShieldBitch please, who else do we sell drugs to if not those who cannot protect themselves.
>>27846931That is a wonderful idea.
Rolled 40>>27847020>>27847049I think Nightmare God could be useful, but I would like to hear the drawsides first. On the other hand, Shield seems useful for our extortion business
>>27847065But extortion is the opposite of protecting weak people.
We clearly must erect an altar for ourselves in this room.
>>27847096I mean what if people want to sacrifice stuff for us? What then? They need a place to do that, right?
>>27847096this is also an option
>>27847113That's an excellent point. I think we should set up a Villain altar that the henchmen can sacrifice too in their spare time. As a deity, we prefer good wine, fine textiles, money, and well built model trains.
>>27847128Then it shall be done!
Rolled 51>>27847096>>27847156I'll go with this then
>>27847018Unknowing terror: Your magic (and you) become a thing of horror, and tentacles, driving lesser men insane by the mere sight of it, and unnerving people like you, you also become fearless, and a slight chance of mutation (magic and vestments become ink black)Hungering rage: reaping is activated upon a roll of 90 and up (when in combat), however you go into an rage of which you don't recall anything, and may eat that which you kill, your undead thralls and Miss smith do so as well.(magic and vestments turn blood red and appear moist)The lady of rot: Your magic corrodes that around you, and sickens plant life. Your magic and anything imbued in it poisons and saps away the life of which it touches. Though you gain the complexion of a corpse, and the smell. (Magic and vesments turn a sickly green) The shield: You gain a tower shield, your vestments gain armor and turn a light blue along with your magic, You find it easier to protect those under you, and are compelled to do so, you also become tougherwould you like to learn more about the others? or would you just like to leave those unwrapped
>>27847177But tea first. We are a gentleman after all.
>>27847156TRAINS FOR THE TRAIN GOD! To summon our temporary avatar, you simply must rope somebody on a railroad track as a sacrifice.
>>27847207>>27847156This is perfect.
>>27847207And the Train Lord said "Choo-Choo" and all was swept away by his benevolence, charging down the tracks of faith. Ticket collection will occur after the ceremony - Conductor, please lead us in the whistle of Obedience?
>>27847207and twirl your moustache, we can't just let people without proper facial hair summon us.
>>27847191it seems you wish to eitherworship Horroror establish an altar for yourself (requires a roll of a 1d100, though it may not be wise)
Rolled 42>>27847269I want to try my hand at establishing an altar to ourselves. I'm expecting to fail hard, but...
>>27847269We simply must have tea first and converse with these gods. I want to hear what they think of sharing this temple with Lord of Trains. Especially considering that he's willing to get rid of the 3 other assholes from the building that are just taking useless space.
Rolled 25>>27847269We're going to lose our kickass lair, but common sense is for people without ambition.-
Rolled 17>>27847269Voting for Train God.
>>27847269This would be an extremely comical place to get a 100
>>27847363Or a 1
Rolled 63>>27847269It seems the Lord of Trains is not going to become reality :(
Rolled 70>>27847269Training sessions? Bwahahahaha.>>27847323I'm actually seconding this, it makes sense if we can do it.
Rolled 62>>27847363HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We are so fucked.
Rolled 88>>27847363oh ha ha.>>27847269
>>27847363This will end up with us pissing off all 6 gods and then beating the shit out of them with our cane.
Rolled 1>>27847382test 2
>>27847363Just so everyone knows, he didn't set up his roll properly
Rolled 37>>27847363>>27847388>>27847406My sides. What in the name of fuck?
Rolled 1>>27847406test 3(Jesus Christ I forgot how to roll)
>>27847388That went better than expected.>>27847418both the 1's aren't correct rolls.
The dice gods are extremely conflicted.
>>27847426Let's just get this over with.
>>27847450Not really. All of the 1's are rolls that are set up so they always get a 1, they aren't valid at all.
Three 1s to one 100. I think the dice gods spoke.
>>27847388LORD OF TRAINS!
>>27847269I would like to have>>27847363 stricken from the record as I was too retarded to roll properly>>27847406and>>27847426Are proof.
>>27847426It's dice+1dX in the email field
>>27847483Are you inputting dice+1d1? It should be dice+1d100.
>>27847476It's actually 0 1's to 1 100, which is a surer sign of the dice gods' favor.
>>27847510the nat one isn't a valid roll
>>27847476Three 1'sThree altars of good deitiesAll of them pissed100 makes us lord of trains.Must ally with other deities to survive.
>>27847483DAMNOk gimme a second to right
Rolled 77>>27847510Wait, is that guy using 1d1?
>>27847528No, none of them are valid. Weird, /tg/ is usually much better at spotting these things.
Rolled 6>>27847510LORD OF TRAINS WILL PERSEVERE!
Rolled 1>>27847529Sorry this usually never happens.
>>27847572I think you still have your flawed roller on.
Rolled 87>>27847572Remove that 1+ from the front of the 1d100
>>27847543no, he's using a "dice 1+1d100" like this guy >>27847572Just hover your mouse over the blue name tag.
>>27847587That one was on purpose.
>>27847572>>27847406>>27847363All of these are fakes, check the email field.No legit 1's were rolled.
>>27847667But on the bright side we did get a legit 100.
So because we just rolled a natural 100 and all the 1's were forgeries, does that mean we've got no trabble?
>>27847388*Twirl activated "Voice" You shout "Add an altar for me""Si..sir?" The voice says "But you aren't a..""A what" You say "I am your master no, I have captured a spirit of nature, and stole arcane secrets, and you have the gal to"."I AM SORRY MY LORD" the voices shouts.and then there is a flash, in the middle of a room is an altar with two crossed canes and train carved into it"Oi what's this lil un doin" another voice asks "looks tasty"."It appears he wishes to join us" another answers"Well this is new, though I will admit he's easier to look at then the rest of you" a feminine one adds."WHAT FRESH HERESY IS THIS" An angry one calls out."DEFILER" two more add"Oh come now you two, he may still be of use to us" a calmer one adds."Bah shut it ya gits!" one of the voices shouts "the morsel can hear us".What do you say YES I AM BECOME GOD Ok this is going to be really annoying tea anyone? write in
>>27847699All of those ones were a result of me forgetting how to roll properly. I am sorry for the unintentional ruse cruse /tg/.
>>27847711>[X] tea anyone?There is only one right answer.
>>27847689Indeed, Lord of trains, the patron of facial hair. can still be a possibility.
>>27847711Destroy the three heroic alters and change it from a hexagon to a square/four pointed starAlso, what the fuck? Did the 100 count? I thought we already got like, a 40, a 60 and a 1
>>27847711also You gain the traitLiving godAny ideas what it should do?if there are none it shall default to a reroll and making rolls easier the more faithful you have
>>27847752>Also, what the fuck? Did the 100 count? I thought we already got like, a 40, a 60 and a 1Shut up, you fool!
>>27847711"Tea anyone?" Introduce ourself and say that we're looking forward to working with all of them to create a stabler, more secure tomorrow. Choo-Choo!
>>27847711teatime, offer the drugs as "these delightful treats", describe the quiet sobs of the spirit as music, fetch the tools of her torture so they can snack on her blood and suffering, and above all else BE A GENTLMAN
>>27847752...have you been paying any attention?
>>27847711>tea anyone?Let's see if any of the goddesses are worth kidnaping and tying to a train track for purely symbolic, cultural reasons.
>>27847767Immortality should be a given bonus for this trait. Unless we're destroyed by another god.
>>27847767I think that's good for now, we can define it more clearly as we work on our portfolio.
>>27847711[X] Tea anyone?While we yell internally that we are going to become a god.
>>27847775If a game isn't fair, its pointless due to no challenge.>>27847767Lets choose our own brand of magic. Nothing stupid now /tg/ Also, ignore a roll of 1 once a thread?
>>27847783wait, I got that wrong, SERVANTS fetch, gentlemen command them
>>27847711>[X] tea anyone?
>>27847767Summon minor train familiars?
>>27847767Bonus's for being near train tracks and dressing well? In a tux on a train track we should be ludicrously powerful, especially if we have a proper top hat and monocle
>>27847809There were some incorrect rolls counted in that batch that cancelled the 100 out the first time. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll fail abysmally later.
>>27847786Seems very convenient.
>>27847783I agree with passing out drugged tea and crumpets.
Rolled 1>>27847809All of those were me forgetting how to roll. For example.
>>27847711can we specify we only want to summon the dining cart of a train?
>>27847824I like it
>>27847824Hmm, maybe have the standard villainous goatee be the mark worn by members of our cult? As one raises through the ranks they are allowed longer whiskers to twirl and greater customization leeway in general?
>>27847866would this make our ultimate villainous goal to seize grand central station to enact whatever ritual we have planned to bring the world to its knees?if so, count me in
>>27847824So....once we gain control and become king of the city we should then start building our underground base....The underground railroad.
>>27847911The Japanese Bullet Trains are our WMD.
>>27847711>Shut it ya gits>mfw Gork(or Mork) are one of the gods.
>>27847778(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmIR5FC76bs&list=PLD9odiDYXGOvN65yz5q946xYLu0Sg0HuJ begins to play) The world becomes more defined, and you can see that which mortals cannot"Sooo" You begin as your being readjusts to being added to the list of possible gods. Your portfolio includes, trains, villainy (surprisingly no one had chosen this let), and mustaches, Your favored weapon is a cane. you can still die, as you are an upstardin front of you stand images of your fellow godsA demonic form with a large gaping mouth, and a shirt with dice on ita mass of tentacles that appears to be wearing a tweed jacketa woman not that unlike Miss smith, though far better dressedA man in shining gold armor with his arms pointing in the air as if to praise the sun (basically a fusion of emps and Solaire)A woman made of plants, dirt and stone/ a deerA shield that looks rather friendly"Tea?" "sounds lovely" "quite the gentleman" ".....f...fine... but only because I'm thirsty" "You dare offer me tea defiler of the natural order?" "Oh lighten up he seems like a good enough chap". Dear lord is it hard to think when they all talk at once"Voice" You shout "Tea".....God do I hate this place, you think, but the boss seems to love it more than life itself."JOHN" Brian shouts "THE BOSS....HE'S GONE MAD""JEEESUS CHRIST BRIAN GIVE A MAN SOME WARNING" You shout at the large bearded man "and that's just the boss"."HE'S TALKING TO HIMSELF" Brian shouts"What?""I understand Vorg" The boss says to nothing drinking tea "But it is far more efficient to not give trains a hunger for human flesh, but it is a good idea, and Lady of rot, making them cause what ever they touch decay is a double edge sword". Ok what the fuckwhat do you do switch back to being the boss shut the door and smoke try and slap the boss out of it send one of the boys to slap him other
>>27847783don't try to drug gods with our non divine mind control roofies.
So our goal is now to create an evil undead railroad. I think we should call it...Mr Bones Wild Ride Even after deaththe ride never ends
>>27847809any ideas on the magic?
>>27848042[X] shut the door and smokeWe are still alive thanks to not getting involved in the boss's crazy stuff
Rolled 47>>27848078I believe something related to this would work: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AfterlifeExpress
>>27848066What have I done
Rolled 15>>27848066Hey, I already said that back in thread 2.>>27848042>>27848066I'm with this guy.
>>27848042>switch back to being the boss>The magic is summoning more fancy skellingtons. That drive their own carsized undead-locomotives.>The god of undeath, proper gentleman spirit and also trains
>>27848078Classic Villain?Bitches, please. What about tying someone to a log and using a buzzsaw? Bam, buzzsaw projectiles. Obviously, ropes made of our dark magic to capture and ensnare foes. The ability to create familiars in the classic "crook wearing black and white stripes and domino mask"The ability to shoot LAHZOR BEEMS from monocles. Impaling people with energy canes. Slowing down time with our magical gold pocket watch.Curse of the Mustache: A mustache symbol appears on our enemies and leeches their life force.Magic colour: Charcoal black with a distinguished gold mixed in.>>27848042Shut the door and smoke and explore. We have a cane now, lets take some inspiration from Bethany.
>>27848145>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AfterlifeExpressSo trainomancy mixed with necromancyalso how does this sound for living god (You have become a living god,you can reroll once per thread, gain a bonus to the number of faithful you have (currently 0, so no bonus for you), you also gain power by being near train tracks and dressing well)
>>27848176I like theseI like them alot
>>27848179I like it, maybe mix in a few of >>27848176
>>27848078Well, obviously the proper summoning ritual for our version of demons is to tie a damsel to a train track. Our demons are probably things like demonic conductors (the most powerful), waiters, ticketers and security guards.Other things include conjured trains for wide-scale destruction and magic trains for rapid transportation.
>>4 threads in>I HAVE BECOME GOD!!!!!!!!!!how in the fck?i missed last thread and now wot?
>>27848179Sounds good to me.
>>27848176Welp, this gets my vote.
>>27848179So basically a train from nowhere to anywhere? I actually like that. Though Moustache wizardry might have been interesting as well, but I believe that ability suits Lord of Trains better.
>>27848213Train snake demons.
Rolled 41I just remembered some time ago (one month or so before Thread One) I drew Classy ghosts. Would anyone care if I found those drawings? There were one with a moncle, one with a mustache, one with a top hat and one with all three and a pallete swap.
>>27848214Well, we found a satanic worship room and there were 6 altars in there. Obviously our first reaction would be to erect an altar four ourselves in there regardless of the consequences. Somebody tried to forge bunch of ones with invalid dice, but 1 guy got a legit 100 and BOOM Lord of trains.
>>27848199>>27848209Also, the four skellingtons? They gain suits, monocles, blunderbuses and canes. And top hats."Vile Ruffian! Unhand the Godgent!" "Mr Skellington, shall we go get ourselves a train?" "Indubitably Godgent!"Perhaps also we should try expanding from just trains to other classic villain motifs, ala buzzsaws and trees?>>27848249Train snake familiars. Yes. Train snake familiars, wrapped through our skellingtongent angel equivalents.
>>27848270god damn it /tg/so why isn't our "magic" as it were, just cartoon physics and just bullshit like the mask and popeye?
>>27848270>Somebody tried to forge bunch of ones with invalid diceI told you guys that was an accident.
>>27848255Please, go ahead, good sir.
This is what happens when you find your role in the universe.
>>27848042>".....f...fine... but only because I'm thirsty"tusundere goddess?
Rolled 2>>27848176You stare at the boss, you stare at him for a long time"I....I need a smoke" You say as you close the door quickly and pull out a.....pipe.. GOD WHERE ARE YOUR CIGARETTES....well at least the pipe doesn't make you smell like ass. You decided to explore the cottage despite your better judgementyou open a door and find.....
Rolled 32>>27848329Okay, I found a redraw of those I did during some classes. I think it was the redraw I did a month ago, and the drawing itself was from before. While I don't find the original I'll leave the redraw here as soon as I can.
>>27848398Not-Slaanesh, all mad 'cause he's not allowed to play with the others.
>>27848398>we find some sort of horrible abomination>our boss accidently'd himself a god>boss literally becomes the Lord of BBEG'slol.
>>27848398Find what? A pony like we always wanted when we were a kid?
>>27848388eh whatever. Our waifu has to be the love interest of some dashing hero who we marry in a lavish ceremony of questionable legal validity.
>>27848388 justice is female, everything anyone says is heresy most foulahahahhaha
>>27848454Aka, minigun wedding.
Rolled 2>>27848398a library.....yeaaah noooo, you don't want to end up like the boss just yet. You close the door and open another one to find....
>>27848461>>27848454We must clearly find a way to combine these two ideas.
>>27848461And so began the quest to befile the god of justice.
>>27848461Wait, could we marry...JUSTICE?She would litterally always pick up the thrash we leave behind and fix our messes.
Rolled 1>>27848494A kitchen? well I'll be dammed, well you better tell the boss this, looks well stocked to. There is a door in the back. but then again you hear some horrible noises back where the boys are."Goddammit" you groan as you look behind you "I deserve a break, can't you stop yourself from killing something for a few seconds?). That doesn't sound good at all.what do you do open door, let them deal with the boss Investigate other
>>27848575You are a god, so it is possible. you are also a living god who has just became such. may require some work
>>27848583> otherI think we deserve a sandwich.Grill cheese with ham.
>>27848583>[X] open door, let them deal with the bossAll we want is to smoke in peace for just a moment
>>27848583>InvestigateMake sure to put some more tobacco in the pipe first.
Rolled 69Oh hey, it looks like the original was laying above the printer all along. I'll try to upload it all at once. Give me a few minutes.
>>27848539a paladin who want's to fill his goddess' holy passage with his holy avenger?
>>27848656This would be an odd way to smite evil, if you know what I mean.
From street thug to Godhood in less than a week.I'm pretty sure that has to be a record.
a three way tie? the inner turmoil of Mr.Fritz
>>27848603weirdly enough, i'm exactly sure how we'd get stronger, is it more like we'd get more powerful the more zany over the top silly everything gets?also by the nature of how our shit works i'd almost imagine there was some god of heroism accidently created just to counteract our sheer arrogance and sillyness.
>>27848583 otherTry swinging the cane like boss does.
>>27848656Find some way to force the goddess to get to the alter, seize control of grand central station, and acquire suitably exotic maidens for the simultaneous sacrifice. Then publicly announce it and give the entire world like a weeks notice and dare every hero in existence to do something about it. Endgame obviouslyCan anyone thing of any ways to make it more hammy villainy?
>>27848736open the door, let minions deal with the boss, and figure out what in the fuck is going on.
>>27848762It's ok, we'll just throw them to the Mr Bones Wild Ride
>>27848762Well you are a new god, and there is one thing I have to say to the later part of your post NEEEEEEHAHAHAHHA
>>27848797Don't tell me the protagonist from our hometoon has been awakened too!
>>27848809Could be the threat to get the goddess to the alter.
>>27848785OF COURSE! Think about it, the world truly needs only one form of transportation and that's trains. Cars? You'll just get stuck in trafficBicycles? Try riding those without getting wrinkles into your suit. Planes? Some jackoff will just fly it to a skyscraper. Have you ever seen a train get hijacked and run to a skyscraper? didn't think so. Boats? Why bother, you can just make underwater tunnels.
Rolled 7Hopefully this works, and I didn't forget any, because it took me some work to get these together (shitty equipment) and I'm off to sleep. G'night.
>>27848855You know, many regular mortal villains have attempted to threaten the world by building a giant laser canon on the moon. We are above that.Shouldn't we build a giant laser canon... ON THE SUN!?
>>27848729Well technically we were a super villain trapped in some weird dimension.
>>27848788Yeah, you don't want to deal with the boss right now, the others can do that. You throw open the door and (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc begins to play)find what appears to be a harem of several beautiful women."Thank you" You say looking up. You might actually be beginning to like this place. Though the decor of the place is wanting, looks like the president's sexual dungeon the tabloids told you about."Are you the master" one of them asks."I...I" You say as you weight the optionswhat do you say switch back to the boss yesno but I am his right hand manother
>>27848797of course, its such a dastardly plan.i approve!
I'm fairly certain that when we start running into heroes, we only roll 1's
>>27848940switch to bossget god stuff down and figure out how we work in this cosmos now.
>>27848940>no but I am his right hand manI don't think the boss would take it well.Also, switch back to the boss
>>27848940yesthen switch to boss>ElHaunto joyfulcaptcha is on to something here
>>27848940>no but I am his right hand manThen switch back to the boss
>>27848951>implying thats not part of the plan from the god of dastardly plans and villianyor sthick is setting up shenanigans and always falling back to we will get you next time!remember we are the literal embodiment of the classical villain now.
>>27848874>Planes? Some jackoff will just fly it to a skyscraper. Have you ever seen a train get hijacked and run to a skyscraper? didn't think so.I think we did that once actually
>>27849026That was our train so it doesn't count.
>>27849026So, we weren't on it
>>27848940Twirl I have a question. In regards to our new powers are we considered to be dressed well?
so the question is can the boss here summon trains on a whim now hes a god?like say theres a battle and he needs to get away, could he just summon a train and ride off into the sunset with it with magical tracks showing up under the train and replicating when need be?
>>27849145If we weren't well dressed, we wouldn't have left the house.
>>27849145>27849145Your coat was damage by the fae
>>27849022What do you what do you do. On one hand you've been dry for two years in that department, on the other hand you have a feeling the boss could force you to join to beauties with a snap of his fingers, the magical prick"I...I" You say as you weigh the price of your actions. You then spend the next few minutes smoking as you calm down."No, but I am his right hand man" You say with a smile "and I've been ever so faithful"."Is that so?" one of them says with a smile "Yes" You answer"Well did he give you permission?"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!.....You notice justice is looking at you strange, but don't care as you are growing ever so slightly bored, not to mention vorg is looking at you like a steak. Not to mention the stag/mother nature won't stop glaring daggers at you for using the two of the four skeletons as a chair, how they got here, you may never knowwhat do you do test out your new abilites (roll 1d100, this includes changing shape like any good god) excuse yourself find Mr.Fritz, you need a champion what the bloody hell was that noise?! other
>>27849194REPAIR IT. WE ARE A GOD. MAKE IT A GODLY VESTMENT.Also, hit on the goddess of justice, the tentacle monster AND the plague lady. Maybe off the Fae as a host?~
>>27849270what god repairs their own stuff?
>>27849270we're a god of class. We don't "hit on" women. We just be our naturally gentlemanly self.
Rolled 59>>27849257Test our new abilites and one of them being sending Mr. Fritz a message that he needs to report to us at once.We need a champion after all.
>>27849298One with untrustworthy helpI vote we campaign at a fashion college for new worshipers
>>27849257> find Mr.Fritz, you need a championHe will never know rest.
>>27849298The ones with power. Fucking Christ, why do my dice never work in this thread.>>27849347>Implying we can't hit on people as a gent.Being charming and smooth with the ladies is all part of being a gent.
>>27849257>find Mr.Fritz, you need a championThe Gentleman shall be his champion name
>>27849379Let focus on justice. if we do flirt.
>>27849510Buuut...But...My Eldritch Terror Waifu!
Rolled 22>>27849257 test out your new abilites (roll 1d100, this includes changing shape like any good god)Try to use telepathy, except instead of it being direct speech, it's like one of those train station announcement speakers *Mr. Fritz, Mr. Fritz, Please report to the worship room immediately, thank you*Then we convert him into a paladin of our faith.
>>27849551Eh, she isn't as much of a looker. Plus, nobody's come up with anything as fun as >>27848785 for anyone else.
>>27849646Really that is most likely the only way we know how to.
>>27849462"MR FRITZ" You shout"AAAH WHAT THE FUCK, WHO'S IN MY HEAD" You hear him shout back."Me" You reply ,all you hear is sobbing "Any ways I'd like you to be my champion""What?" he asks "The hell you talking abouAAAAAAHHH". He pops in in front of you, on your altar to be precise"OH WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK" He screams as he looks around the room"YOU SHALL BE MIGHTY" You declare as you prepare to imbue him with your holy might."NO NOOOOO DON'T TOUCH ME" He shouts as he struggles to push away the hand of fate."CAN'T YOU FEEEEEEEEL IT COURSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS, THE POWER OF A GOD" You shout, your colleagues are laughing."IT BUUUUUUURNS IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS" Mr.fritz screamssooonMr. Fritz is clutching his stomach, curled up into a ball on your altarChampion gained: Mr Fritz"It huuuurts" He moans."Life hurts" You say "and don't get me started on pain, my name is Bethany, BETHANY"what do you do take your rage at your name out on something give Mr.Fritz some tea send the henchmen back to the methlab find miss smith other
>>27849681> give Mr.Fritz some teaTea is our official blessed water
>>27849681[x]take your rage at your name out on somethingDESTROY ONE OF THE GODS AND DEVOUR IT
>>27849681>give Mr.Fritz some teaand grant him the title of Lord Fritz
>>27849681[X] give Mr.Fritz some teaTea is the new holy water.
>>27849680Well yes. We'd probably do it that way even if a more normal proposal would work just fine.
>>27849782You set down a cup of tea next to the sobbing Mr.Fritz. You pat him on the head, and then you remember not even an hour ago, you were attacked by the Devilz, this heresy cannot stand. Your eyes are burning with the fire of Divinity and pure unfiltered rage.what do you do take out your anger on the lady of the lake Announce your god hood to the henchmen test out your new power roll1d100, if shape shifting please specify  THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)other
>>27849748Give him a top hat too
>>27849963> THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)
>>27849963>otherWe summon a giant flying locomotive as our divine flying battleship.
>>27849963>THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)Come with me Fritz, we're going to pay some old friends a visit
Rolled 11>>27849963 Announce your god hood to the henchmenthen THE DEVILZ(may involve flying through the roof screaming in an unholy rage)Any god worth worship needs sacrifice right? I'm thinking a hundred or so screaming damned souls will do for our first day of godding
Rolled 32>>27850051Also go grab abomination and Champion Fritz to help out
>>27850051Sounds good to me.
>>27849963>any reason to go cackling mad and sacrificing demons to appease your new godshipawesome.
>>27850115"THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ" You scream in rage as grab Mr. Fritz. Your magical energy pools behind your back in a form of black/gold fire as you shoot through the roof like those rockets you used to use to send the heroes into space, but that never worked, AND THAT PISSES YOU OFF"oh that's going to be a bother to fix" The voice says as you rocket through the air as the black/gold flames wrap around you and Mr.Fritz*poof*You find yourself in front of Abomination, who is currently beating a devil to death with another devil"AH MASTER" He says as his make shift clubs begins to to fall apart with each strike, and his unfortunate victim is quickly turned to paste "I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU""COME" You say as you place down your champion "WE HAVE SOME DEVILS TO SEND HOME""GLADLY MASTER" Abomination shouts.You appear to be in the middle of the town, and are surrounded by people with red masks, servants of the law, screaming civilians, and what appear be actual demons. They notice you and you very suddenly have a large number of guns pointed at you. an orgy of violence is erupting around youwhat do you do  Crush them beneath your heel (and cane/sword/minigun( roll1d100 BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD roll1d100 Raise the dead roll 1d100other
Rolled 32>>27850300>otherSummon an orchestra and start a musical battle
Rolled 15>>27850300Behold the power of a god!
Rolled 75>>27850300>BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD roll1d100
Rolled 94>>27850300 Crush them beneath your heel (and cane/sword/minigun( roll1d100 BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD roll1d100 Raise the dead roll 1d100Why limit ourself to one way of murder?
>>27850400this.we are king of kings, a literal god has appeared, all will bow down before our might
Rolled 20>>27850400That is something I can support.
>>27850400Khorne aint got shit, let's roll with this
>>27850400we need to get a portable altar.
Rolled 30>>27850536I think abomination works as one.
Rolled 79>>27850400"BEHOLD THE POWER OF A GOD" You shout."Isn't that the fucker that kill our men" One of them says"Kill im" another says like an child given Icecream, THAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS. You pull out the roulette, and slide back the cane part revealing its blade. You stab it into the ground as you use it as lightning rod of sorts to raise those slain by Abomination, the devils and the cops. The orgy of violence increase into near war like proportions as you retrieve your blade and begin to smite these infidels. They are like butter to your blade, and almost seem to rush to meet their doom, some falling to the ground hog tied. not single gunshot is fired towards youthis dosen't seem right, why aren't they trying to kill youwhat do you do continue with the purge 1d100 Stop and observe roll 1d20 TRAIN MR.FRITZ KEEP UP other
Rolled 87>>27850583> otherSummon a swarm of flesh eating locusts upon them. And bees.
Rolled 1>>27850583 Stop and observe roll 1d20 MR.FRITZ KEEP UP
Rolled 11>>27850616I'll go sit in the corner now
Rolled 47>>27850610not sure that's something we can do.
Rolled 31>>27850583Continue with the purge
Rolled 41>>27850648What kind of god can't summon a little swarm of locust to smite his infidels?
>>27850583>continue with the purge 1d100Why even stop?
Rolled 75>>27850583The demons are doing a summoning or sacrifice circle and we're powering it with our kills aren't we?
Rolled 61>>27850616bah its not like it matters what they are doing with their lives, they are lesser beings"MR.FRITZ" You shout as you summon some bees to terrorize one of the drugged out opponents. He stands and looks incredibly ill. He breaths out a cloud similar to the color of your magic, what ever it does it isn't good for your health, as it kills a couple of devilz before John collapses and begins moaning again.chophackchopelectrocutelaunch into low orbitby yourself will these fools ever stop, BAH WHO CARES THIS IS FUN. Soon you and Abomination stand alone, all of the cops ran when you began summoning classy beasts made solely out of mustaches. Mr Fritz is currently being sick in an alley way. It is then when you notice the ground is glowing red."FOOOOLISH MORTAL" A familar voice screams "YOU DARE THINK A MERE TRAIN COULD STOP ME""Oh its you again" you say to the much larger than last time demon "Well I am not a mor.""YOU DARE HARM MY CHILDREN WORM" The demon screams "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE YOU CUR"What do you do I'm a god bitch roll1d100 Go Asura's wrath on his ass roll1d100 CANE BATTLE roll1d100 other
Rolled 94>>27850854 I'm a goddamned damned god bitch roll1d100followed by CANE BATTLE roll1d100
Rolled 9>>27850854> otherPut it in
>>27850854>otherHit him with another train.
>>27850887Can't argue with that.
>>27850887This sir is the sir that I support.
>>27850887Ahem, "I'm a god *sir*"
Rolled 5>>27851011Too much all stars Batman I'm afraid
Rolled 93>>27850887"I'm a godammed dammed god bitch" You say as you revert your blade to its cane state, it crackling with your foul energies and the collected souls of the devils"A NEWBORN ONE" The demon laughs "BUT EVEN THEY CONTAIN MUCH POWER WITHIN IN THEIR FLESH". He tries to step of you, You respond by driving your cane into his unworthy flesh. "INSOLENT WORM" The demon shout, a magical circle appearing at his hand "I'VE COME PREPARED". You locked canes, the air thick with rotten magic, and general hatred.You however gain the upper hand and send the bastard tumbling down on a building. That seems to have fucked him up a fair bit what do you do  train minigun roll1d100 tie him up over a conveniently place pit of acid sharks roll1d10 other roll1d100
Rolled 7>>27851048 train
Rolled 4>>27851048> minigun roll1d100
Rolled 9>>27851048 tie him up over a conveniently place pit of acid sharks roll1d10
Rolled 5>>27851048> tie him up over a conveniently place pit of acid sharks roll1d10
Rolled 18>>27851048> other roll1d100Turn him into a little girl
Rolled 1>>27851048We a god now, possible to make him our slave?
>>27851141a 9 on a d10 is good though. Unless that was a typo for d100?
>>27851141Was that dice for acid suppose to be 1d10?
Rolled 1>>27851141The second two rolls are 1d10's>>27851048Minigun
>>27851187>>27851205To the guy who was complaining about fair rolls earlier, these are what I was saying would happen later.
>>27851141You begin to look for a convenantly place pit of acid sharks or something similar, when you suddenly find yourself in your foes giant red hands, though only for a momment, before you are flung through several buildings, tearing up your dress shirt, pants, and knocking off one of your shoes.When you hit the ground you leave a trailyou try to lift yourself up from the pain. You appear to be leaking a black/golden liquid along with your bloodwhat do you do tag in one of the six (who) roll1d100 let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100 get back up as you can still hold your sword roll1d100 otherhealth: Hurt
Rolled 7>>27851235Well shit
Rolled 35>>27851243> let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100What could go wrong?
Rolled 52>>27851243NO ONE TOUCHES THE SUIT! let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100 get back up as you can still hold your sword roll1d100
Rolled 91>>27851243> tag in one of the six (who) roll1d100I bet you Justice would love this as a first da-I MEAN SHE COULDN'T RESIST FIGHTING DEMONS I WAGER
Rolled 39>>27851243> let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100
Rolled 95>>27851243>let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100We're going to turture this bastard.
>>27851243> let see what happens when I cast necromancy in the blood of a god roll1d100God-blood elemental?
>>27851325( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRh83BXvOE begins to play). You wonder what happens when you cast necro I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEEEEEEEINS!!!The world warps in twists at this travesty you committed. The sun begins to laugh at the ants below it as the sky cracks to let loose the hounds of peace. You stand and smile, and then you laugh at the silly little toys around you, and the one about to step on you. Wings of your tainted blood erupt from your back as your eyes become those little swirls you used to control the minds of those beneath you. "NO ONE" You shout as a familiar noise is heard in the distance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4h4qCJUeiI) "THE SUIT" and with that your tainted blood forms a spear, well a train sized spear. it runs the demon through, and pins him to the ground as it begins to eat away at his being from the sure wrongness of what you had put into it.You return to normal tired and feeling violated. it appears the blood you tested necromancy on has turned into some kind of violating monster judging by the scene in front of youwhat do you do gather Fritz and Abomination and leave train him Punish him other
>>27851517> gather Fritz and Abomination and leaveWe need some tea
>>27851517> Punish himViolating monster sounds interesting though, I wonder if we can take it home to use of the fay?
>>27851517[X] Punish himBy binding him to us for all eternity!
Rolled 78>>27851600Yes very yes
>>27851517Bind him to Abomanation
Rolled 34>>27851600I still think turning him into a little girl would be funnier.
>>27851600"Our deific blood is inside of you now, demon, and that makes you...ours. BWAHAHAHAHA!" *Twirl*
>>27851656They aren't mutually exclusive. Little hateful demon girls are a thing.
>>27851692I never said its gender eitherso its possible
Rolled 80>>27851692How about we curse him to the form of a little hateful demon girl and force him into becoming our herald?
>>27851780Sounds like a plan to me, she has to be dressed in full traditional regalia.
Rolled 22>>27851824What kind of regalia?
>>27851600"YOU WORK FOR ME NOW" You declare as you clench your hand, you vile blood enveloping the poor creature, You don't know why you did that, but it made for good dramatic effect. The bloodcoon bubbles and hisses for several minutes as something happens within it. Whatever is happening to that demon is not pleasant at all......it seems to be taking awhilePerhaps there is a way to embarrass the brute furtherTurn demon into a little girl demon who hates everything? Y/Nalso any ideas for an archive description?
Rolled 32>>27851824And play one of those long trumpet things
Rolled 52>>27851846>Turn demon into a little girl demon who hates everything? Y/NYES YES YES YESWith a trumpet and a maid costume
Rolled 67>>27851846Change it to hates everything but us and I'm good
>>27851846Yes, absolutely yes.A poofy wide brimmed hat with big feather, one of those long tabards that hangs down to her knees and drags adorably on the ground int he back. Little leather booties, and one of those slashed doublets. And a huge trumpet with a flag. The flag and the tabard should have our insignia of course.
Rolled 57>>27851846This pic but a little red girl wuth horns and stuff
Rolled 38>>27851920This is so damn adorable.
>>27851846Suddenly we become a god and immediately begin plotting a properly villainous wedding with the Goddess of Justice.Also, I know /tg/ doesn't like rwby, but the villains know class.
>>27851846Obviously the answer is yes.
>>27851957I need to watch that
>>27851846This is her new form
Rolled 33>>27852021So, we're Laharl? Cool.
>>27851994the henchmen are somewhat less classy, but they're still pretty good for street thugs.
>>27851920A....a little demon girl. Yes, just yes. She'll have a...poofy wide brimmed hat with a big feather in it*Squelch*"MMmmmmph" The captive demon cries.one of those long tabards that hangs down her knees and drags adorably on the ground in the back*Snap* *Crack*"Mmmmmph!!!!!" Little leather booties*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*And one of those slashed doublets. Oh this is going to be fucking hilarious. The blood disperses and laying where the once mighty.......you never caught the chaps name, well you'll probably call this thing something else...and oh myself she's adorable."let go of me" She says as she tries to free herself from your hug."Oh this is rich" You say as she punches you, so myselfdamn cute. she could also use and oversize trumpet with a flag. You lift her up and begin to look for Mr.fritz, but first she needs a namewhat do you call her
Rolled 25>>27852155>what do you call herMissy.
>>27852155So how's the weather?
>>27852192sounds good to me.
Rolled 66>>27852155myselfdamn ok I laughedName her something degrading like Cuddles, or Trumpy.
>>27852355I think missy is insulting
>>27852386missy is a suitable name
>>27852386Then that's what we'll go with.Does this satisfy everyone?
Rolled 74>>27852540The hat should be bigger and sillier.
Rolled 66>>27852540That is glorious
Rolled 46>>27852540I like the symbol on her chest.
>>27852192"Come Missy" You say as you watch Abomination beat the risen Devilz to goop, Well you'll give it one thing, it certainly is enthusiastic about its job "Lets find Mr. Fritz and return home""My name is not" Missy cries"Yes it is" You say "If you disagree I'll simply play around with your head until it is".".....Fine" She sighs "I've been bested by an upstart god, the lads will never let me hear the end of this""Oh more heralds" You say "Marvelous"."Wait did you say home?" The demon girl begins struggling "LET ME GO!""Oh calm down missy, there's a nice lady I'm torturing their, and a rather friendly voice" You say calmly."uurrgh" Mr. Fritz groans as he stumbles out of the alleyway, covered in glowing sick. He looks around at the devastation, then at you, kidnapping a demon."Well boss" He says "I...uh...shit...I need a drink and someone to warm my bed". He stares at you like he expect something."Well then we'll have Missy here serve drinks when we get back to the cottage" You say."Can't I just make sure the lab isn't on fire?" He asks "Or feed the zombies, or anything but the cottage...unless you give me permission to"."To what?" you ask "And no, I don't like people messing with my things, that's what you want to do right?""In a way" John saysMinion Gained: Missy (Formerly a demon you hit with a train, now a demon girl you use as a herald)Renown level increased: OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING/upstart godYou clench your Amulet and walk through a door, appearing in you cottage to find all your henchmen passed at drunkwhat do you do Drag one or two the torture room divine punishment teleport them to the meth lab  find A place for Missy to sleepother
>>27852540Oops, I forgot the feathers
Rolled 30>>27852669 teleport them to the meth lab find A place for Missy to sleepotherWe need to locate less crappy henchmenAnd some worshipers
Rolled 81>>27852669>otherMake small toy trains rain all over town, to announce your ascension.
>>27852669INFUSE SKELLINGTONS WITH POWER. Then, gather the zombies and wake up the crew. Get the fucking crew back to making drugs at base, have the zombies led by the abomination dick around in the forest and then, have us and our Skellingtons begin chatting to the other gods/scheming/bargaining
>>27852669[X] find A place for Missy to sleepWe should really add/ find a new for our henchmen so they don't have to always be at the meth lab.
>>27852669[} OtherHave Missy announce our arrival with a trumpet blast and a listing of our titles. Coach her if need be.
>>27852669>otherSet up places of worship at train stations, we need followers.
>>27852669>OtherBuild a huge unholy methlab close to the cottage. We could summon a church or something now that we're a god... right? Or atleast command some undead to do it.
Rolled 79>>27852669Twirl you still here man?
>>27852747It takes surprisingly little effort to get missy to announce your arrival via trumpet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkD0MxNY_Bw)Waking up your henchmen, Who look confused and tired as to why you have a little girl with you. You think of teleporting them back, or setting up a drug....lab....thing nearby in the forest, and you could do with building a church for your worship.but there are more pressing matters at hand, you can't have Missy sleeping in the same bed as you, that would be creepy. Though you have a thought, You track down a door, and focus on a bedroom of a spoilt girl with your mind's eye, the perfect way to embarrass Missy. You open the door and find a room filled with stuffed animals, lacy fluffy things, pink and purple, and other such things, including a box of sugary treats. though a closer look shows an obvious demonic taint to everything, this room would give children nightmares. In the middle of it is a big puffy bed with far too many pillows, some of which appear to be alive. This is perfect."Haven't you degraded me enough" Missy asks as she stares sadly at her new lodgings "Not until you start liking my small torments will I consider it enough" You answer.What do you do even a god needs rest (sleep over with the henchmen = bad idea?) Fix the lady of the lake, THEN TORTURE HER Send the henchmen homeI must askdo you feel as if we should stop for this thread?or would you like us to continue?
>>27853126YeahI work until you free me from the current thread via giving me permission to end it
>>27853128> Send the henchmen homeThen> Fix the lady of the lake, THEN TORTURE HERThe tear caused by her earlier lack of respect was what weakened us enough for the demon to hurt us - how else could it have gained the upper hand? I remember something about an iron mask...
>>27853151also I archived it
Rolled 27>>27853128Fix VivianeI'm gonna be up for a few more hours so I'm good with continuing
>>27853128If you're getting tired I have no issue continuing this tomorrow after this update. I should be getting to bed pretty quick myself actually.
>>27853199>27853199yeahrunning out of ideas to throw at you guys at randomwill try to run this at 5pm EST standard time if I don'tits because I forgot or went to do something
>>27853128[X] Fix the lady of the lakeBut before that do the same thing we did for missy but with our henchmen. This should make is easier in the long run.
Rolled 66>>27853243Will forced worship work as well as genuine worship?
>>27853308Turn all henchemen into female child demons? How wonderful!
>>27853243The nature chick could always throw a follower in our general direction. Anyway, right now we need to get better minions and expand our extortion. The second should be remarkably easy after our earlier stunt.
>>27853328perhaps>abomination rencapscaptcha says ask Abomination
>>27853390Is it possible to build a large minion factory? A factory that churns out the undead like sausages. That would be nice.
>>27853353I meant make a big dormitory or something for our henchman.
Rolled 59>>27853390Then I vote do that
>>27853431We could do it under the guise of private crematoriums. Very few people actually check to make sure you didn't walk off with their dearly departed as long as they get the ashes.Bethany and Co. Crematoriums - A One Way Ticket to an Afterlife
>>27853173You snap your fingers, sending your henchmen home with a pop as you leave Missy to her new room. you realize Viviane is the cause for Missy drawing your blood earlier, she damaged her coat, its her fault. You open the door to the torture room, finding Miss Smith staring at the stranger creature."I wasn't going to eat her" She says."Bah, go play with Missy or something" You say"Who's Missy?" She asks"OUT" you command.You look at the crumpled form of the lady of the lake. You raise your hands, black smoke enveloping her, mending her wounds, fixing her, making her well once more."You....healed me" She says standing up "Why?'"So I could torture you more" you say."But I didn't do anything!!" She shouts as you place her back in the iron shackles, causing her flesh to smoke and crackle."You ripped my coat" You say "and you tried to get me killed""WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" She screams as you wrap some spare Iron chains around her."You know what I speak of" You say as you grab the iron mask."No I don't" She whines like a dog as you slowly lower the mask on her face. The noises she makes unnerve even a god such as yourself, so you sit and listen for a while, the music she makes feeding you like a fine Italian dinner."OH GODAMMIT BOSS YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN" Mr. Fritz screamsyou may have to punish him laterbut that is a matter for later.today was a good day.and with that I have to end as My eyes are burning like Justice's love for Bethany
>>27853466that's a good idea
>>27853522goodnight you glourious bastards
>>27853488Why thank you. Have a good night!
>>27846385I was expecting this on Saturday, you should have a twitter.