>Open Omegle>Set interests as '/tg/' and 'roleplay'>Begin your holy questADVENTURE MODE: only use the 'roleplay' tag
>>27828939Anyone actually doing this? Grognard is a good tag too.
Bumping this. Where my fa/tg/uys at?
Don't use the roleplay tag, you'll only come across people who want to roleplay having sex.
>>27831334That's the point, anon. We draw them in with promises of sex, then throw it all out of the window with something more suited to /tg/'s tastes.
>>27831334But subverting their erotic shenanigans with neckbearded hilarity is half the fun!As an aside; this is pretty much my whole weekend.
>>27831441>Lame bro lame! XD
>>27831369For got "H"1.36/9
Stranger: PLEASE SAY IF READING!! hi im brooke 18 f blonde hair blue eyes. 36D boobs and a nice firm ass. ROLEPLAY : you bought me as a slave and before you left to run errands you tie me to your bed spread eagle naked. I had two clamps on my nipples tied to the cieling so when pulled it pulled on them and one on my clit. Beside me i had a bunch of sex toys and bondage equipment : butt plugs, vibrators, gags, more clamps, leg spacers to hold my legs apart and other stuff that you want. PLEASE CONTINUE IF YOU WANT.You: readingStranger: OkYou: i go upstairs, glancing at you, saying i've got a present for youYou: I'll be back in a momentStranger: - i look at you confused as you leave again-You: after a few minutes you can hear footsteps leading back to your roomStranger: - i lift my head again looking at the door my eyes pleading of being let go-You: I stand in front of you now dressed in this http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/46109.jpg with a strap-on dragon dildoYou: I let out a mighty roarYou: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stranger: - i forget im tied and pull at the clamps wimpering at the pain-You: I AM BALAUR, THE KING OF DRAGONS, LOOK AT ME AND DESPAIR!Stranger has disconnected.
>>27831369When they awake in a dungeon, they expect kinkiness. Prove them wrong.
I'm gonna see where this goes.
http://logs.omegle.com/fe5e835I suck at dragon names, no need to tell me.
>>27831360Like gay sex?
http://logs.omegle.com/458b8ccwell that certainly was a random encounter
>>27828939Whenever someone asks asl I assume the persona of Cthulhu, or occasionally The Unspeakable One or Yog-Soggoth.
>>27832301Capped for posterity.
>>27832451Thank you.http://logs.omegle.com/ece96d9Moral of the story: Don't tell a pumpkin you're out of something.
It's been ten minutes and this guy still hasn't responded.
THIS SECTOR IS SECURE. PROCEEDING WITH ASSAULT! AVE IMPERATOR!!FD
Just gonna post an old favorite while I get started.
http://logs.omegle.com/c068967What the fuck did he just do.
>>27832656Ahhh, the saga of Brogan!
>>27832690I'm just as confused as you are.http://logs.omegle.com/6cc6fb1He said he wanted a non-human...
>>27832451Oh shit! That is fucking inspired!
Kindermensch is not amused.http://logs.omegle.com/85c8275
>>27832745Hey that was me.I just wanna have a hoard of loots, why can't I have a hoard of loots?
http://logs.omegle.com/db7b82dI tried to slowly escalate the silliness. It didn't work.
>>27832745I'm really sad this one didn't end in him somehow setting up the "i slurp my cum out of you butt and spit it in you face" line. That would've been priceless.
>>27832141holy shit that was amazing
Brogan! Your valiant efforts and honourable acts of courage have not gone unnoticed! From the far Northern lands comes Klewar, son of Gernak, to find you and aid you in your quest.
>>27832963If you were trying to invoke Dr. Robotnik, that's the mental image I got. I'm in tears here, anon.
I still can't believe this happened.
Ser Anon, It is pretty gay to fuck a male elf.
>>27833027It's not gay if it's an elf!
>>27833027CEASE YOUR BLITHERING FROGSPAWN OF CHAOS!
>>27833046Make it, especially gay.>>27833067May your sun god give you guidance you sick fuck
http://logs.omegle.com/91bc19dI'm not the Brogan anon, but I was inspired and couldn't think of anything funnier. Sorry.
And I'm off to a roaring start.
>>27833087Someone certainly didn't like getting their wank interrupted.
>>27833087Deep down, we can all be Brogan, not just me, Anon.The power of a barbarian lies within one's heart.
>>27831369Everybody wants to be bloodninja.Most people aren't.
http://logs.omegle.com/1b1edf0She was such a good sport, until she found out I wasn't going to fuck her.
http://logs.omegle.com/4f55aa16People on Omegle have no sense of humour.
I'm not good at thishttp://logs.omegle.com/5c2ce28
>>27832993We shall meet when fate demands it, Klewar.
These kind of encounter are my favorite.
>>27833355Well played, sir.
http://logs.omegle.com/85611cbIt's not fun if they don't react at all
>>27833410You should have kept going and made her save Tamriel.
http://logs.omegle.com/ba22bb8And so Sir Anon went to the North.
>>27833520;.; brother, you best meet me on the morrow.
>>27833543You know I shalt, comrade. We have both sinned, and we shall both repent. The dwarves need our help, and we shall give it to them. Plus, we can probably impress those lovely dwarven women(?) with our exploits.
>>27833569Yeah, or may mistake an elf again.
http://logs.omegle.com/cba75b2Honourable mention for being the first person to actually take the concept and run with it rather than disconnecting instantly.
>>27833627S-shhh! The other knights will hear! And it's not gay if it's an elf!
>>27833497http://logs.omegle.com/0c8525aYeah, I know what you mean.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like Roleplaying.Stranger: *curtsy* Hello. My name is Bella. I am 5'3. I have long ginger hair usually in pigtails. I have pale skin, freckles and dimples. I have a gymnasts frame.You: GREETINGS, CITIZEN-BELLA. I AM KNIGHT-PALADIN TYPHORUS OF THE ULTRAMARINES. I STAND TEN-FOOT-NAUGHT, CLAD IN FULL MK IV POWER ARMOR, CARRY A BOLTER AND CHAINSWORD, AND HAVE BEEN SENT TO ERADICATE THOSE FOUL SERVITORS OF SLAANESH OPERATING IN THIS SECTOR.Stranger has disconnected.
>>27833371Oh fuck, I lost hard. Executed perfectly that one.
First one on my new computer.
>>27833725ha that's greatand I need to watch this movie again
>>27833371The Saga of Klewar begins!
>>27833745We can say it's in honor of Clancy.
>>27833520In image form, for those too lazy to click a link.
And so the story of Max Parné(PAYNE) begins...
Whoever SS13'd with me, you're pretty cool.
>>27833814Aye, t'was me. You're cool too.
>>27833776YesThis is good
>>27833814Don't say that you're the guy who mentioned something taking place in the year 2557 before I disconnected.
>>27833776Holy shit. Yes- Orcs just busting in is now a theme I'm running with
>>27833850Na, that wasn't me.
BROGAN ONLY MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES
>>27833814Clown a shit.
>>27832764Small world, just ran into this guy.http://logs.omegle.com/769bdc3
>inb4 underageWhy'd she leave?
Okay how many of you do the space-marine roleplay thing because people disconnect imidiatly as I say GREETINGS IMPERIAL CITIZEN
>Question Mode>Unbeknownst to Stranger, you are secretly a communist spy. Don't let them find out.
What are some appropriate asl's for 40k races? Specifically a space marine, how old are they normally?
>>27833972 157 do it.
>>27833972Try being around 200-500
>>27833972you probably shouldn't try rping as a something if you don't understand the lore.and no, a few quick questions do not count as understanding the lore.
>>27833972I would say 100-300 years
>>27833989I know the lore to a decent degree, just was struggling to come up with an answer there. Besides, this isn't exactly going to be top notch RP. We're on omegle.
>>27833928I do. Otherwise I put on my wizard robe and hat.
>>2783397240607 M Terra
>try put on my Wizard hat for a laugh>they pull out a bow and quiver of arrows>we start improv adventuring to stop an Evil Lich using an ancient Portal of Brass to find a magic weaponADVENTURE!
>>27833371Oh god my sides, they hurt
Glory to the Alpha Legionhttp://logs.omegle.com/59ceed9
My dreams of becoming a little girl were dashed like my brains against the sidewalk.
she disconnected right after, i dont know how to talk to girls
>>27834235I thought that was well played. These cunts should be so lucky as to meet one of us.
The Saga of Klewar continues. He has to don many disguises to find the fabled Brogan.
Bitch didn't even want to go adventuring with Max Parné
http://logs.omegle.com/a1d014ffucking bitch, I was about to save her life and this crusade
An old one here.
>>27834314Fuck, anon, that was a good one.
>>27834440Thanks. I feel I rushed it, though.
>>27834314Keep going, I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate and he got pissed.Keep them orcs popping up!
>>27834438My sides appear to have been slain
>>27834527thank you very much
More of a /co/ thing than /tg/, but I guess it's on topic
http://logs.omegle.com/4835808I don't know who you are, Anon, but you're awesome.
>>27834624>sweater vests are for losersis she calling Fred Rogers a loser?
>>27834624hahaha holy shit, more please
Why do I never get these dudes pretending to be women in their little pre-aranged storys?
>>27834741We need a lynch mob
I feel like this has a lot of potential. If only the people on Omegle weren't so retarded.
>>27834798Yeah I was hoping Stranger 2 would play along.
>>27834852I have to give points to the whore trying her hardest
>>27834852what an angry doc
Stranger: F 18You: Where art though, wench?Stranger has disconnected.Always.
>>27834852Fucking amazing. Credit to the horny cow for trying so damn hard to proceed through the obvious trolling.
>>27834950The trick is to lead them on, going full on fa/tg/uy in the first line gets you no laughs.
http://logs.omegle.com/17c6e48This went better than expected.Well met, Kinsman.
>>27834997This man gets it.
>>27835100>what ails you, goyim>goyimthis bothers me to no end
I have never seen mastery of the English language of this caliber since I was but a young lad! Mighty heroes of /tg/, pray that you find this woman, for she is a rare, shining gem in a sea of self-proclaimed diamonds!
http://logs.omegle.com/b1cd465I'm coming for that ass, barbarian scum!!
Curse you /tg/ for not letting me sleepgood night anonshttp://logs.omegle.com/6effdc6
The third installment of the Saga of Klewar.This time he was nearly fooled by the trickery of Volcus' minions.
>>27832764I got this guy after you did.The results were beautiful; trolled softly until he quit Omegle for tonight.http://logs.omegle.com/4f9871a
I don't know if anyone has it, but there's this long ass one where the dude RPs an investigator for his partner and it goes full gun-fight-in-rainy-alleyways. It was very well done and I can't for the life of me remember more about it, except that it was some time ago. Wish I'd saved it.
>>27833725Thank you for your service.
>>27835154Whoa.Props to her, whomever she may be.
It's like they've never seen a Wendy's commercial...
http://logs.omegle.com/0d8f94fKik me :))
http://logs.omegle.com/769c463I shall uphold the theme of tonight's shenanigans.
You have failed us Stranger 1. Stranger 2 gets an A for effort.
>>27835589fuck this dude, I was about to flippin escape this nightmarehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhVRissCjDoI should do vid-related
>>27835542GODS-DAMNIT! NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES!!
>>27835618Are you having trouble finding barbarians that are cleaving a bloody path through your domain?
>>27832818>D-cups>average weight>on the swim team
>>27835670It's like they don't know how swimming works.
Not exactly where I thought I would take it, but more enjoyable than most of the shit I've done today.
Another go at this, and I have to say, this one was fun.
http://logs.omegle.com/67ee114Guys how do I into IP adress?
This was too much fun from what it was supposed to be.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!Question to discuss:Who wins: Superman or Goku? Support your claim with irrefutable facts and scientific procedure.Stranger 2: GOKUStranger 2: goku is a godStranger 1: Superman cuz hes strong and can lazer beams from his eyesStranger 2: superman isnt realStranger 1: Goku isent real bitchStranger 2: SUPERMAN HAS A KYRPTONITE THOStranger 2: goku doesnt :PStranger 1: so does goku its called getting stabed in the faceStranger 2: noStranger 2: :'(Stranger 1 has disconnectedPosted this in the wrong thread, do not give a fuck.
>>27834798How do you do the questions?
>>27835994Choose "spy mode" on the front page. It's kind of hidden.
>>27835994Go to the main screen. click on spy(question mode)
http://logs.omegle.com/16a3206How did this happen?
http://logs.omegle.com/e094915This could've turned out great and with many adventures
What the fuck did I just do?http://logs.omegle.com/62ca68c
The ones who say they're girls always claim they have D breasts. It's hard to believe this.
Yet another post from me. I think I may have overplayed this a bit.http://logs.omegle.com/4558337
>>27836102what have you done?
>>27835916The Macho Madness spreads.http://logs.omegle.com/20d10ac
It is fun to see things descend into insanityQuestion to discuss:The king requests you to go on an adventure to recover his daughter, the princess, from the claws of an evil devil.Stranger 1: NOStranger 2: Can I fuc herStranger 1: I AINT GONNA SAVE NO PRINCESSStranger 2: And the strangerStranger 1: i am a princessStranger 1: why would you fuck me?Stranger 2: Coz that's what I doStranger 2: BestStranger 2: Is fucStranger 1: well you need new skillsStranger 2: NahStranger 1: cuz thats not gonna pay the billsStranger 1: snap snap snapStranger 2: MehStranger 1: also use magic to save herStranger 1: its easierStranger 2: NahStranger 1: and the devil is a cool dudeStranger 2: My sperm is magicalStranger 1: spoke to him earlierStranger 1: they all say thatStranger 2: I d k about allStranger 1: but its losing its quality and soon will be uselessStranger 2: Just mineStranger 2: Nah I got timeStranger 1: and your sperm will be useless in a few yearsStranger 1: and so will all you be suckersStranger 2: So how old is that pussy ?Stranger 1: THIS IS OUT WORLDStranger 1: THIS IS OUR WOOOORLDStranger 2: Is it shaved clean?Stranger 1: AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!Stranger 2: I'll eat it for yaStranger 1: its a princess, she dont shaveStranger 1 has disconnected
>>27836156Wait, that was you!WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING FOR THE EMPEROR YET?!
I personally thought we were a lovely couple.http://logs.omegle.com/93a9564
>>27836131And it goes on and on, the MACHO MADNESS!!http://logs.omegle.com/9007691
>>27836256Oh man. My loincloth is feeling tight now.
Don't mind me. Fulfilling a request.
>>27836262Can't stop grinning you damn machofag
>>27836256>i shall avenge the fallen!AngryUnforgiven.gif
http://logs.omegle.com/df5cf34cIn which we almost come to an understanding, fight a bit, and agree to meet up for more shenanigans down the road.(PS, NEXT TIME I'MA FUCK YOU UP KLEWAR!!)
There was a great battle, but it is not for to be told to mere mortals.
>>27836402>>27836408Or maybe it is.>http://logs.omegle.com/5e120ab
>>27834146oh god this shit is good
>>27836408Too late, faggolo!
Shout outs to Kelwar, whom I shamelessly ripped off the entire time.http://logs.omegle.com/181df7f
>Omegle ask if I want adult alternative or unmoderated section>what do?
This one was great, I wonder if they actually met each other again.
>>27836520>>27836535>Deus Ex references.
How many of you guys are doing this?
>>27835916>>Not wanting to fuck Randy SavageI don't even understand the world anymore.
>>27836677I've stopped for the moment because I'm kinda tired. Plus I need to finish Heaven's Feel. Not what I was expecting
http://logs.omegle.com/0eecd84I was about to have an ADVENTURE but then she just left ;_;
>>27836520>>27836535>>27836556>Deus Ex references>Max Payne referencesYou're my nigga.
>>27836726That's just how girls work ;_;Story of my life
>>27836726She left because you spelled disintegrate wrong
Reporting in, I'm just roleplaying with one of you guys right now, as opposed to tricking people
>>27836779I know english isn't my first language and I'm tired as FUCK
http://logs.omegle.com/0b3d12cthis is one of my best ones yet
>>27836798what are you doing
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like roleplay.Stranger: (m 15 usa 5'10" black hair brown eyes 125 lbs. lookinhg for f 11-18) there is and underground competition where males and females are pitted against each other in sexual combat, the men try to make the women cum first, and vice-versa. tonight is a high-profile match featuring you, the female champion, and me, the no-name challenger fighting his first match. i approach the ring as you stand in the center, 10,000 fans cheering your name. (please leave asl, appearance, and outfit and continue <3)(if you want to change the setting/characters at all, don't hesitate to let me know :) or if you have a different scenario in mind altogether, that's fine too)(give it a chance :) it's pretty hot <3)You: readingStranger: kYou: ok :)Stranger: great <3 asl, outfit, and appearance?You: 20 f (usa) 6'1" 130lb olive skinned Amazon woman, sensous legs and busty torso. I'm not wearing much, just a crude loincloth around my midsection, and a hide necklace with various claws and teeth strung along it.You: "Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!" The crowd echoed raucously in the stone amphitheater. Various bodily fluids stained the clay floor of the cavern: semen, sweat, and blood being the most voluminous.You: I raise my arms into the air and beam, sweat glistening on my vivacious body
The last time I did this I wound up rping an "end of summer/moving away" scenario with some girl. I can't even describe how it felt.I never e-mailed her.
>>27836819merchant asks hero for a wand from a wizard, hero gets wand from wizard who he met along the way, wizard tells hero the wand is for a time portal, hero goes along anyway, stopping merchant but going in anyway, and now he's in World War Two France I'm just coming up with it as I go along.
Stranger: hiYou: GreetingsStranger: m or fYou: I'm maleStranger: me too....You: Then let us join swords, and set forth.
>>27833910Adult age for goblins is 12 years old. Why are you worried about being accused of being underage?
>>27836869that made no sense, the merchant says "hey get this wand" hero goes, meets and old guy along the way and keeps on trucking, gets to the tower and finds the old guy, who says he'll give the wand but it will have consequences, the hero goes and gives it to the merchant, stops the merchant, then goes through himself, and is now in WW2 France getting accosted by some soldiers.
Godamn it, I was getting to the hook!http://logs.omegle.com/8992b44
>>27836821>Field too long.Stranger: i enter the ring nervously. i'm already hard, clearly visible through my thin boxers, and i stare at you, the undefeated champ, a glorious sight before me. i've heard rumors of you making men smile so hard they faint.You: A knowing smile plays across my lips as I look you up and down. Head and shoulders shorter than me, you don't present much of a threat.You: The tip of my tongue darts across my sharp canines in anticipation of the taste of your doggy.You: "...Speak, challenger. And you may yet enter."Stranger: "i'm here today to try my hand at defeating the champion, and adding her orgasmic moans to my trophy case" i attempt to bluff as my posture betrays my true, nervous thoughtsYou: "You will only join the ranks of the fools who failed to stand before me."You: The crowd has fallen silent by this point, hanging on my every word. My proud voice carries through the cavern with ease, striking fear into your already limp backbone.You: Limp -- in stark contrast to the raging 3.5" school busvisible in your boxers.Stranger: i rush up to you quickly and pull you into a deep kiss, starting to rub your kitty hard, knowing that if i don't take the initiative i'll never winYou: My hamster stiffens at your touch, and my fingernails rake your back as I moan in ecstasy. I scratch off one of the moles on your back by accident, and a trickle of blood runs down your back. My tongue probes dangerously into your mouth.>Slightly edited for content so as not to be nsfw.
>>27836874>Stranger: Dare you enter my magical relm?>Stranger has disconnectedCome on motherfucker, I was going to say yes! I want adventure!
>>27836908Damn these fools!
It has begun...stranger is into vampires x instruments for roleplayI don't know where this will go...
http://logs.omegle.com/bda0608bI wanted to troll but then I went existential>i am bad troll
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like roleplay.You: You awaken to the smell of sour milk only to discover you are in a dark cave. The only light comes from a downed lit torch nearby. As you approach, you find there is also a small dagger laying flat on a rounded stone.Stranger: Im gonna pick up thtat dagger, and the torch as well.Stranger: Do I have anything on me?You: The dagger feels cold to the touch. You have peasant clothing on your person, it does not appear you carry anything else. You even lack shoes.Stranger: Alright. Gonna use the torch and check out the cave im in.You: There appears to be two tunnels ahead, one going left the other goes right.Stranger: Well fuck.Stranger: Ok...Stranger: Tough choices...Stranger: I'll take the right tunnel.You: You walk into what feels like a spider web, you feel the remains of it across your neck and in your hair.Stranger: nopenopenopenopenopeStranger: going back out and taking left tunnelStranger: fuck spider websYou: The left tunnel heads on for some time with little to note other than a faint noise above that could be running water.Stranger: Can I keep following the sound of running water?You: You can.Stranger: im gonna do thatStranger: better than spidersYou: You find that the tunnel opens up to a small cavern, a glimmer on the ceiling catches your eye. It appears to be a large bat looking back at you.Stranger: Alright well as long as it doesnt bother me. Im gonna explore the cavern see if there is anything elseYou: It follows you with its eyes as you wander about below. You hear a crunch and sharp pain in your foot as your heel crushes in a frail skull of what appears to be a human.>Cont
>>27836976Stranger: UhhStranger: shitStranger: Is there a tunnel on the other side of the cavern?You: The crunch seems to echo through the cavern, you hear a roar echo back. You see another tunnel to your right.Stranger: Im gonna take that tunnelStranger: quicklyYou: As you begin to run down the tunnel a large dark form seems to shift on your left. It is the size of a mini van, not that you know what a mini van is.Stranger: Ok let's see here..Stranger: Im gonna keep running and hope it's a slow monster and not a fast oneYou: As you run you hear a heavy panting gaining behind you. Do you look back?Stranger: nopeStranger: i keep runningYou: You feel more pain as something sharp lodges into your right foot. It appears there are more bones in your path.Stranger: oh that fucking sucks. alright im gonna turn around and fight the thing with my crappy daggerYou: You turn to see the monster chasing you is a very large bear, it is advancing on you.Stranger: Im gonna pick up one of the bones and throw it at the bear.You: You grab a nearby femur and hurl it at the bear. It bounces off his skull and only seems to anger him. He is almost upon you.Stranger: ok this is itStranger: it's man timeStranger: im gonna try to stab the fucker in the eyeYou: The bear lunges upon you. His weight knocks the air from your lungs as you fall prone under his fury. You stab the blade into its eye as its fangs sink into your neck and chest. You lose consciousness quickly as it devours you. BAD ENDStranger: WellStranger: that didnt go wellStranger: shouldve stuck with spidersYou: I hope you've enjoyed your adventure.Stranger: it was funStranger: thanks mateStranger: anyoneStranger: beat it yet?You: Nope.Stranger: ShiiitStranger: good luck to the next guy
http://logs.omegle.com/483c7ceI think I did this right, didn't I?
>>27832676>mfw I work with a dude named Brogan
>>27836968Don't just beta out dudeIt's about adventures, like getting attacked by orcs or even orks while you go for a walk
>>27833082>sex with a woman>gayWat?
>>27836677I'm thinking about trying it out, but I'm not sure what kind of shenanigans I could pull off with a Krigsman/Kriegswoman (Or if I could pull of any to begin with).
>>27837010>Unheathe your longsword and venture into my dark crevasse!
>>27836994Brother I ran into "Maddy" as wellI didn't fight any orks thoughthat makes me a bad barbarian
>>27834034Is there more?
>>27837021I bet you kiss girls faggot
>>27836994>And then suddenly, a horde of roaring orcs surrounded the two.
>>27837028well the trick is to let them think that you are actually interrested in their roleplay storybuild your shit around their story or they probably just disconnect
>>27837049N-n-no! S-Shut up! I only bang dudes! Honestly!
>>27836904Stranger: i wince but keep going as i start to finger your hamburger quickly, rubbing your g-spot with my fingers with every thrust as i use my other hand to pinch and tease your whizzdoodleYou: I wrap my legs around you, pulling your hair out as I buck my hips in time to your ministrations.You: Your love handles get in the way, but I do my best to hold you tight despite the thin film of grease surrounding your filthy, unshowered body.Stranger: "that's right... smile for me..." i chuckle as i speed up, gaining confidenceYou: My breathing increases to a rapid pace as my head swims a little bit. "I feel a little woozy -- who is this guy? My body is responding against its will!" As I stroke the copious amounts of stubble on your neck, my hand grasps for your johnson. It tears off your boxers in one fluid motion as I regain my composure.Stranger: i stop for a minute, fearful yet expectant of what you are going to doYou: "It's time to get serious!" I push you off of me, knocking your fedora and sunglasses (even though we are underground) off of your head. Where they had been silent and expectant before, the crowd erupts into cheers. They know what's coming.You: "MA-RY SUE! MA-RY SUE! MA-RY SUE! MA-RY SUE!"Stranger: "shit" i say simplyYou: I step forward, my tall frame easily dwarfing your recumbent form. A savage smile flutters across my face as I step over your fallen, pimply body. "Any last words?">Slow posts because it is being live reposted. I can't tell if this guy is onto me or not...
>>27837080http://logs.omegle.com/962c716Being a cute girl is fun.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!You: Ho, peasant! Grand day for riding!Stranger: haaayStranger: lolYou: Hast thou seen the black pestilence upon the land before us?You: I have lost its trail, and much desire to vanquish whatever foulness has been its creator.You: Even if such a task is beyond you, a safehouse for myself and my poor horse would be met with great reward, should I succeed in my quest.You: Peasant, hast thou been struck dumb? Surely my request was not one of such great magnitude.Stranger: i have notith struck dumbYou: Then, for the sake of the Gods and countrymen, canst thou show me a path?Stranger: i havith no clue why thou path isYou: Alas! Then all shalt wither before the cruel necromantic blight! Without assistance, the great kingdoms of man shall truly fall!Stranger: alas!You: My thanks for your assistance, such as it were. Let us be off, Theodore!You: *nickers*You have disconnected.I tried, but he really was out of his element.
This was a fun one. I think I'm officially a terrible person
>>27837080I smell pussy on you, liar.
>>27835916Those are some subtle tabs.
>>27837124NO! Was just ate some halibut! I'm a messy eater!I SWEAR I LOVE THE COCK!
http://logs.omegle.com/35697b8Surprised how long they decided to hang out with THRASITUS, WEAVER OF THE ARCANE.
>>27837066Noted. So shoehorn in some form of Kriegsman archetype if possible (Quartermaster in place of a doctor, for instance), but do my best to wing it/try some other kind of guqrdsman if it wouldn't work. That sound about right?
http://logs.omegle.com/259e075Space Marine > Volcus
>>27832656>>27832676>>27833371>>27833776>>27834314>>27835356>>27835542>>27835730>>27836256>>27836994Fuckin' barbarians, man. You can't ambush ANYBODY these days.
You both like roleplay.Stranger: (24m, looking for a loyal, obedient maid, eager to please her Master, every day. Leave your name, age, description, or preferably a picture, and continue the RP if you're ready to grit your teeth for domination, mild degration, and rough anal play from your Master.)You hear the lock of the door click open, as I come home from work. You're just finishing your dusting as I step through the door, setting my bag down, and taking off my jacket and throwing it on a chair, as I make my way to the main room, where I sit on the couch, in front of the fireplace.You: readingYou: (25 F, 130lbs. Light brown skin, Black hair with a dyed blue stripe)Stranger: (Perfect. Please, continue.)You: "Um master, There's been some visitors...">what do >hurry
>>27837088>I ran out of patience. Even until the very end, I guess he didn't catch on.Stranger: "this is gonna feel great" i say spitefullyYou: I position myself carefully over your groin. "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" Suddenly, I slam down onto your below-average sized billy bob with all the force my svelte frame can muster.Stranger: i moan and my eyes start to roll back from pleasureYou: The crowd explodes into cheers. Some of them are even starting to get so worked up that they have taken to hugging in the stands.Stranger: "oh god i'm gonna...!" i moanYou: Suddenly, my necklace evaporates in a puff of smoke. Wrapped around the base of your Richard Nixon is a strip of raw leather, preventing your release.Stranger: (love it!) "oh god no! please let me smile!" i moan and begYou: I snap my fingers, and two objects appear out of thin air: I then put on my robe and wizard hat.You: "Don't fuck with me, bitch. I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."Stranger: "please i NEED to poop" my biscuit swells inside of youYou: I spend my mana reserves to cast Level 9001 Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness. Since you are only a Level 0 Commoner, your body explodes into a bloody mist.Stranger: wowStranger: okStranger: byeYou: The crowd devolves into a giant orgy in their frenzy.You: I raise my arms high into the air and scream with glee. Nobody will remember your death.Stranger has disconnected.>http://logs.omegle.com/4010b437 is the full, unedited version.
>>27837330Come on dude you gotta handle this on your own.
>>27837304HEY! FUCK YOU MAN, LIKE YOU CAN STOP THE SPAWN-OF-THE-VOLCANO!!!
>>27837105>dude i just wanna fapPoor guy.
So, I try to play a mentally retarded girl in strangers sadistic roleplayhttp://logs.omegle.com/bbb528e
Am I the only one having trouble with joining the 18+ version?
http://logs.omegle.com/92decc6>i dont even know, this was my first time
>>27837330It continues: You: "Some rather strange men that seem a little too interested me"Stranger: "Mm, I see. What is it that you think they are here to do to you?" I ask, as I take off my watch.You: "well... I think they might try to... um well they are certainly strong..."Stranger: "Yes? Tell me." I say, staring you down, standing up in front of you.You: "And they have really short noses, and oddly enough tusks... did you invite some orks to rape me or something?"You: "Because I hate orks, with a passion"Stranger: "They're going to be taking turns with your body, actually." I say, calmly. "You've never been fucked by an orc, then?"You: *backs up against the wall* "Oh dear.... I was afraid of that."Stranger: "You're going to be part of a ritual. I do hope you enjoy having both of your holes filled, with orc cum." I say, patting your cheek, as I leave the room.You: *Turns around*You: *facing wall*>SHIT THIS GUY PLAYS FATAL >PANIC
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like roleplay.You: Hey what are you wearing?Stranger: pjama'sYou: I'm wearing a level 12 elven silk robe with +8 aptitude.Stranger has disconnected.
If you're out there, Chris the QB, it was awesome, it's a shame omegle crapped out on us at the end, it was pretty much done anyway, though.http://logs.omegle.com/1afa5ff
I'm a bad person. I did it again guys.http://logs.omegle.com/57118a8But now I have the whole family involved.
http://logs.omegle.com/9759484In which Volcus disguises himself as a girl in order to try and lure out more barbarians, until the little fuck disconnects on me... Jackass...
I know you're here somewhere, son of the Lion.Is it done, or should my pack finish what you started?
http://logs.omegle.com/ef4aa50anon thou art an excellent role-player
Stranger: (Michael , 17, Male, Hazel Eyes, Side Swept Brown Hair, Slender Body. 5'9. )Looking for a girl 15+ - 19 to have a sexual role-play with.It doesn't have to be straight to the point, I like building up a story before, unless you want to go straight to it.I like being seduced. and I really like the " slutty " type, or girls who act like it.I also like very descriptive girls. And girls with okay grammar.If you're interested, leave name, description, type of role-play you would like to do, etc.* I'm also very open minded, so feel free to suggest anything.You: I AM SIR OWLTITS THE BRAVE, AND LOOKING FOR A SULTRY WENCH SHOULD BE ABOVE SUCH AS YOURSELF. LOOK FOR THE MARRIAGE BED. IN ORDER TO FURTHER YOUR STATION IN LIFE.Stranger has disconnected.THE PEOPLES OF THIS LAND KNOW NOT COMMON COURTESY
http://logs.omegle.com/72122a4Shit, I'm no good at this
>>27837330>>27837429Guys I tried scaring a creep with the orks and then he just rolled with it and it turns out he's also a FATAL player.Funny enough, once I consented, he lost interest. Conclusion is here:http://logs.omegle.com/e2e24e8
http://logs.omegle.com/b8e3c15decent build up but I wish I could have ended it better.
http://logs.omegle.com/754ded6A delivery driver gets more than he bargained for when he delivers a package to a seductive young woman fresh out of the shower.
http://logs.omegle.com/d79b0deI HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH A GREAT DUTY, SIR OWLTITS SHALL NOT FAIL
>>27837563I'd totally watch a porno like that
>>27837576I WAS THAT STRANGER.
Stranger: 22 FYou: 22 MStranger: I'm JocelynYou: I'm Roland.Stranger: Nice to meet youYou: Likewise, fair maiden. I stand six feet and five inches, clad in shining plate with a broadsword at my belt and a shield bearing my family crest, a rearing stallion wreathed in flame.Stranger: My knight in shining armorYou: What would thou ask of me, my lady?Stranger: Maybe a roleplay that's a little more modern?You: I stand six feet and five inches, clad in bell bottoms and a collared dress shirt the color of salmon, my hair a large afro with a golden comb embedded in it. My eyes are obscured with large sunglasses, and on my belt is an M1911. What would you ask of me, ho?Stranger: Not exactly what I had in mindYou: Well then maybe you should just write a book.
>>27837576http://logs.omegle.com/1c6b0bdTHE PEOPLES OF THIS LAND OFFER NO HELP TO MY CAUSE. I MUST CONTINUE TO SEARCH FOR ANSWERS! PRINCESS GREATBOOB MUST BE AVENGED!
Omegle has some rather... interesting functions: http://logs.omegle.com/3317d14
>>27837595>Stranger: Not exactly what I had in mind>You: Well then maybe you should just write a book.FUCKING BASED.
You both like roleplay.You: I am the god of hellfireYou: And you are?Stranger: niggersStranger has disconnected.>DAMNIT I WANTED TO SAY WE SHOULD BURN DOWN LOS ANGELES AGAIN
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like roleplay.Stranger: mYou: fStranger: age?You: what are you wearing?You: 25Stranger: right now nothingYou: I'm wearing a level 9 elven silk robe with +12 aptitude with an amulet of lost souls that gives me aura of the banished.Stranger: I dont know what that isYou: Figures. What are you, like, level 2?You: Don't even have any armorYou: noobStranger has disconnected.
>>27837599Teach me your secrets, Based Anon.
>>27834741That whore. The Neighborhood Watch is going to find her.
>>27834852Oh my god my sides are ded.
>>27834950Well, you spelled thou wrong. I'd not be to pleased either.
SIR OWLTITS HAS FOUND A LEAD!http://logs.omegle.com/bee3dde
>>27837563>>27837583Here's the sequel then.
This guy is still going, even after I did my Avatar: The Last Airbender reveal.
>>27837095What was the pic?
http://logs.omegle.com/05a5c4cWhy did you suddenly disconnect Anon, I was just about to actually get to the meat of roleplay with the ritualistic sacrifices and murder!
>>27837885A short tribal man with a face on his chest.Twas amusing.
http://logs.omegle.com/8b0510fI was going to write how, during the crash, we confess our love to each other.
>>27837851I... I give up, /tg/. He's too persistent.http://logs.omegle.com/33532a3
>>27837924Such a coward. Truly Shamefur
>>27836103When I imitate a girl, I always make sure to have B or A cup breasts to add to realism.
http://logs.omegle.com/02d2cdaI may do some writefaggotry about this in the future.
>>27837971Oh hey, same here. You know, I never thought I'd ever be discussing how best to pretend one is a girl in front of those who desperately charge after anything with a vagina on a website.
>>27837963You could've given him a BAD END
>>27837985Writefaggotry about me? I'd be honored, good sir.
>>27836520>>27836535>>27836556And...She didn't catch on?I'm fucking amazed.
... I think I ruined someone's day, /tg/.http://logs.omegle.com/1f9a73eCaution, thar be NSFW material in here!
So I got connected with someone RPing a dragon that occasionally steals livestock, which has resulted in fighters sweeping the forest. I figured I'd have a little fun and take it literally, in which my F-16 got downed and, while looking for shelter, found her cave.The person went with it, and now I'm wrapped up in a serious RP.wat do? (besides see it through, since that's obvious)
>>27838135The answer is obvious. You must have the F16 begin sexual maneuvers immediately
What are some good tags to use, /tg/?
YOU FUCKER THE OLD MAN WAS GOING TO KISS YOU AND TURN INTO THE FAIR ELVEN MAIDEN ALDA
>>27838171Mystery SCience Theatre 3000
I love this board.
>>27838141>>27838159The wing got ripped off and I ejected. Jetporn is out of the question unless we want to RP Katawa Shoujet
Stranger: mommy/daddy i have to tell you somethingYou: What is it, dear?You: I fold up my newspaper and smoke my pipe.Stranger: i've been naughty. i look downYou: "Naughty? Come now, what did you do?"Stranger: i cough. i'm a slutYou: I narrow my eyes and fiddle with my pipe. "Have you been seeing that Carmike boy, young lady? I told you he was nothing but trouble."Stranger: i look down. "i'm sorry."You: "Hmmm.... you should be. I expressly forbid you from seeing him. You know what this means?"Stranger: i look at you. "no, sir."You: I glare at you. "It means get on your knees."You: I stand, placing a hand on my belt buckle.Stranger: i get on my kneesYou: I draw my sword and rest it on your shoulder. "My daughter, for consorting with necromancers, and shaming the family name, I charge you with a quest to redeem yourself. You are to travel to the Realm of Valenwood and join the Guard of the Wall. I will collect you in time. Look for Sir Vladivostock and tell him of your charge. Now get out of my sight!"
>>27838210>Katawa ShoujetMY FUCKING SIDSE
>>27838232>Sir VladivostokNow why did THAT make me laugh so hard?
http://logs.omegle.com/87abd18my encounter with another of us
>>27838406HEY YOU ASS>>27838181THIS WAS THE ENDING
>>27838406That is amazing.
>>27837595I like your style.
>>27838210>Katwa Shoujetthe mortal mind cannot fathom my sides, for they are beyond all time and space
>>27838539>grandmaster>runs from honor, glory, and courage
>>27838703>lolsorandumb journeyget out
>>27838210>Katawa ShoujetYou sir, win everything forever
its really awkward when they dont disconnect and you have to
Select Language▼25,000+ online nowYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You both like Roleplay.Stranger: HiYou: Hello :)Stranger: aslYou: I'm DaveYou: you?Stranger: HarryYou: O harryYou: please tell me you're dirty.Stranger: I amYou: ARE YOU REALLY DIRTY, HARRY?Stranger: Yes daveYou: I'm sorry, I got carried away, I'll try not to scream in your face.Stranger: Its alrightYou: Alright, maybe you are the man for the job. Maybe you aren't. In any case, you're the only man we've got.You: So tell me, have you been reading the newspapers lately?Stranger: Yes why?You: Why, you ask? Are you blind, boy? Haven't you seen that the war is coming here?!Stranger has disconnected.
>>27838832>Thor>Sovngardeya fucked up
Guys my airman just busted down the door to a witch's apartment and is holding her at gunpointGuys what the fuck I try and be a good sport about this 'cause I like storytelling but i'm afraid this is gonna end up in kinky dragonsex>implying there's a problem with that, but still
>Have a full blown adventure with someone from /tg/>Goes on for like 6 hours>Save convo image>500x22kFor anyone interested:http://logs.omegle.com/4b2597f
>>27839156>seriously not wanting kinky dragonsexAre you a man or a mouse, anon?
>>27839884As I said, >implying there's a problem with that
>>27839242MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Beautiful thread. Don't let it die please.
So I spent the last... 5 hours maybe roleplaying with this fella. I think he realized I mosly joked and just went with it. Great guy.http://logs.omegle.com/e68fdb5Be warned, its a long read and I may have been slightly high at certain times.