You are a Space Marine. More specifically, you are a Space Marine of the...Huh, that's odd. You don't seem to have a chapter yet. Let's make one for you shall we. Roll a 1d10 to see why your chapter was founded.
Rolled 10For our spiritual liege!!!
>>27780665Standing Force! Our marine's chapter wanted to stay somewhere particularly deadly to defend it. d100 for when it was founded.
>>27780734The chapter was founded in the 39th millenium. Fairly recent, yet still thousands of years old. Roll 1d100 to see who the daddy is.
Rolled 19>>27780763For the emperor!
>>27780780It really was our spiritual liege! 1d10 to see how pure our marine's seed is.
Rolled 5>>27780818KIll the mutant
Rolled 21>>27780818>spiritual liegewait what
>>27780820As pure as any other ultrasmurf chapter. Rowboat would be proud. 1d10 to see what is our Chapter's demeanor.
Rolled 4>>27780846Come on Angry!
>>27780856>>27780820Dang I've gotten 2 2's in a row. A troubling prognostication.
>>27780856>>27780857Cleanse and Purify, hope it's angry enough for ya. We're going to erase the fuck out of heresy. What is our chapter's flaw? 1d10 please.
Rolled 2>>27780846Loyal and brutal.
Rolled 9>>27780889Nope, we seem to be pure strain ultrasmurf so far.
Rolled 9>>277808892 brootal 4 chaos
>>27780907With a cult to boot! Is it to Girlyman? The Emprah? Who knows!? 1d100 for our figure of legend.
Rolled 63>>27780929'Our hero!
Rolled 93>>27780929The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance.
>>27780936Our master of Sanctity! That grim motherfucker in the skull helmet did something! 1d100 to see what he did!
Rolled 33>>27780959Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
>>27780967He slew a fucking Daemon Prince. Emprah be praised! Now let's see what sort of homeworld we get.
>>277809861d100 my bad
Rolled 4>>27780986Zeal is its own Excuse.
>>27781005We're on a hiveworld. Now let's see what kind of hive world. 1d100 for terrain.
Rolled 46>>27781021True Happiness stems only from duty
Rolled 53>>27781021Roll for shitty terrain.
>>27781039Desert. We like sand. We like camels. We like the beach! Let's see how we rule our little hive of scum and villainy. 1d10
Rolled 4>>27781021Praise Vaul, Savior of Sallia, Slayer of the Daemon Drak'Erd'Ani!
Rolled 7>>27781062Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered.
>>27781039That so Protestant
>>27781072Distant rule. Because who the fuck wants to rule a desert full of hive cities? Not fucking us that's who. Roll me a d10 to see our chapter's organization. inb4 it's codex adherent
Rolled 2>>27781100Oh boy!
Rolled 8>>27781100To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the Emperor.
>>27781105>Unique OrganizationWell, here's one way we say fuck you to The Smurf Bible. d10 for combat doctrine.
Rolled 6>>27781137Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none.
>>27781148And neither does our love of simultaneous deep strikes. Dropping pods on bitches is our way to victory! Let's see what sort of troops our Marine's chapter doesn't use. 1d100 please.
dice+1d10based emperor pls
Rolled 90>>27781191Hatred is the emperor's greatest gift to humanity.
>>27781197Fuck Techmarines, we don't need that shit here. Now roll our 1d100 for special equipment.
Rolled 55>>27781217Only in death does duty end.
>>27781227Blessed Wargear. When our weapons are blessed, how can anyone stand in our way? 1d100 for our chapter's beliefs.
Rolled 9>>27781249To Question is to doubt.
>>27781253Death Cult. Skulls, skulls everywhere. At least we know what our chapter cult is about. How strong is our chapter? Let's roll a d10 to find out.
>>27781217Shit man! We must be extreme zealot so that we refuse having our brothers being part of Machine God cult.
Rolled 2>>27781285not shit i hope
Rolled 20>>27781191WE PRACTICE STEEL REHN!
Rolled 2>>27781285NONE CAN WITHSTAND OUR FAITH!
>>27781289Endangered. We like death a little too much. Now we have a small surviving force. Well, let's see who we're allies with in the grim darkness of the fourty-first millenium. d100.
>>27781289Oh god... not having techmarines is going to bite us in the ass
Rolled 3>>27781322He who stands with me shall be my brother.
>>27781329We like another chapter. Who is it? I'll choose that in a moment. But lastly, we need to know who we hate the most.
Rolled 19>>27781357A small mind is easily filled with faith.
>>27781357Allies: Iron Hands
>>27781358We REALLY fucking hate demons. Our hero killed them, we kill them, and we fucking love what we do. I'll get the chapter summary up in a moment.
>>27781381So are we then special buddies with the exorcists?
>>27781381I vouch for the chapter name Warp SlayersOur colors are Blue,Silver and Bone
>>27781380I'm thinking about Black Templar because our chapter is so fucking zealot that we don't even use techmarine because of different faith.
Why was our force founded? Standing ForceWhen? 39th MilleniumWho was our progenitor? UltramarinesHow pure is our geneseed? PureWhat is our Demeanor? Cleanse and PurifyWhat is our flaw? Chapter CultWho is our Figure of Legend? Master of SanctityWhat did he do? Killed a Daemon PrinceWhat is our Homeworld like? HiveworldWhat is its terrain? DesertHow do we rule it? Distant RuleHow do we organize? Unique OrganizationWhat is our doctrine? Drop PodsWho do we not use? Tech MarinesWhat is our special equipment? Blessed WargearWhat are our Chapter Beliefs? Death CultHow strong is our chapter? EndangeredWho are our allies? Another Space Marine ChapterWho are our enemies? Daemons
>>27781413sounds good for a chapter name. though, for colors, i'd go with bone silver and dark red
>>27781508And now for names, colors and allies.Name choicesWarp SlayersImperial SkullsWaste Watchers[Fill in the Blank]ColorsBlue, Silver, Bone[fill in the blank, because I like that color scheme]AlliesPurifiersBlack TemplarIron HandsLamenters[other]
>>27781553>AlliesLamenters. It begins.
>>27781508>NOTE - Rites of Battle suggests using the numbers 1-7, 8-9, and 10 for Ultramarines successors. Keep in mind that the Smurfs don't like it when their successors try to break off from the Codex Astartes.
>>27781553Name: The Emperor's truthColors: Yellow, purple, redAllies: Black Templar
>>27781553>Warp Slayers>Blue, Silver, Bone>Black Templar
>>27781553Warp Slayers. colors: might as well go with Blue, silver and boneAllies: Iron Hands
>>27781574It's a suggestion, but I rather like having a divergent smurf chapter, especially because this chapter fits really well.
>>27781553>Name: Warp Slayers>Colors:Blue Silver Bone>Allies: Black Templars
>>27781610>>27781639>>27781601Looks like this is our loadout. I'll write up my first post ASAP.
>>27781553Warp SlayersBlue, Silver Bone.The Silver is our Trim color while we wear blue and Bone in a quartered pattern.Allies: Salamanders
>>27781621I reckon we got the all's good from higher up to deter from our roles a little, seeing as our mission is that of shock-troop on the deamon scum
Sounds like a fun team, gonna start a new SM army around this.Anyone got links to the new SM codex for this?
>>27781413Our Chapter Insignia will be a skull biting the Eye of Terror.
>>27781801Nope, this is a freshly made chapter for a quest thread friend.
>>27781803Or a sword piercing the Eye of Terror, just to up the sexual tension.
They say that if you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back. We have been watching the abyss for two thousand years, and we can attest to the veracity of this statement. We are the Warp Slayers, silent guardians that stand on the edge of the Eye of Terror, forever holding back the dark malignancy that dwells there. We stood firm, knowing that our vigil kept the Imperium safe. We were humanity's guardians, their fortress upon which the tides of daemons breaks. We fight monsters, beings which reality holds no sway over. Entities that, if we were not there, would overtake the whole of the galaxy and plunge it into oblivion. This is our story, the story of the last best hope for Mankind.You are Ashur, a Tactical marine fresh from the crucible of the Scout Company. Or what's left of it. For thousands of years, your chapter has eroded to the point of danger. There are only a few hundred of you left after centuries of disastrous wars against the forces of the Empyrean. As of today, there are only thirty scouts left. Only one full company of marines, the fourth. You have no veteran company, no honor guard. The scions of mars have left you, and you have left them. Today starts the first day of your long trek towards death. And you embrace it.You have been ordered to the main hall of your fortress monastery for the ritual that will decide what company you go into. You and five others have made it out of scout training, and will all become squadmates. Each of you kneels down, waiting for your chapter master's judgement. "My newly forged brothers, today you have taken your first steps towards death. Today you become weapons in the Emperor's name. You shall..."[Become members of third company(Assault Marines)][Become members of eighth company (Devastators)][Become members of second company (Bikers)][Other]
>>27781912Third Company. We're a Warp Slaying Thaddeus
>>27781912>[Become members of eighth company (Devastators)]
>>27781912[Become members of third company(Assault Marines)]
>>27781912[Become members of eighth company (Devastators)]
>>27781912Assault Squad GO!
>>27781912>[Become members of third company(Assault Marines)]
>>27781912>[Become members of second company (Bikers)]
>>27781912We will Slay the daemons in melee combat
>>27781912Secret answer e.: all of the above. A flying bike with lascannons. But seriously though, assault company all the way.
Voting ends. Assault it is.
>>27781912My Kingdom for the Dawn of War 2 Retribution Prologue Theme.
>>27781357>We like another chapteThey probably take care of our ships and wargear and shit.Praise the Omnissiah
"You shall be like Angels of Death upon the wind. You are to join third company. May your battles be swift and bloody my brothers." Thus the chapter master says no more. He places holy blood of the first Slayer upon your collective brows and departs. You and your brothers look to each other with a reserved joy. Assault marines, known to the Warp Slayers as Angels of Death, are prestigious. They are often in the thickest parts of the battle, slaying foes with bolter and chainsword in each hand. And they are the most-likely to die in battle as well because of this. As such assault marines are in the highest of demand within the Warp Slayers, and Third Company, your company, is the most active in terms of recruitment and rituals for the glorification of the newly deceased. Death and glory await you. You go about your daily regimen as you were taught, and the next day, you begin your life as an assault marine."Brothers!" Your company commander roars to the forty-seven collected battle brothers of third company "Brothers today we welcome new younglings to our fold. These are the newest members to our flight. They will be commanded by Sergeant Moloch. And if the Emperor is on our side, they will find death and glory on the battlefield!" This was met with triumphant cheers. "Now you shall resume your duties and your training." Your fellow battle brothers of the newest squad stand at attention as an old scarred marine approaches. "I am Moloch, your Sergeant, and I pray to the Emperor you are ready for death and glory." You nod, while your brothers reassure the sergeant. "We will stand tall in battle, and find death on the field of glory" Sargon, your most steadfast ally throughout your trials, tells Moloch. "I hope so, we are expecting an incursion any day now. The warp grows weak and we are sure to do battle against the foes from the Empyrean." Battle, so soon? This sets your mind off in a myriad of directions. Battle and glory await you. You can taste it.
>>27782248i am pleased
>>27782248In a few months time, Moloch's statements become manifest. A daemonic incursion on the agriworld of Mag'Elan VII has caused vast destruction and slaughter. Roll 1d4 to see what sort of Daemons we fight this day.
Rolled 2>>27782248Do we have the usual spiel of Assault Marine Weaponry?
Rolled 3>>27782319The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium.
>>27782341>>27782352 You have one chainsword, one bolter, frag grenades and power armor with a jump pack. Your drop pod screams through the sky. It is not the first time you have made this trip. Many battles against many foes have taught you of the use that Steel Rain has. Foes are crushed and surprised by the onslaught of drop pods, before they open and reveal the death that is within. You hear the crash of wood and ground as your drop pod lands. The doors hiss as they open. "Brothers, prepare for battle!" Moloch yells as your squad prepare themselves. Your jump pack roars as you and your brothers race out of the drop pod and find yourselves in a woodland. It is quiet. Deathly quiet. In the distance you can see the spire of the Agriworld's one hive, where all important imperial citizens on the planet dwell. You hear the voice of Moloch in your helmet. "Brothers, our foe is in that hive, we must move as quickly as possible to intercept them before they cause more damage to the Emperor's soil. May your wings be swift brothers!"You launch yourself forward. The roar of the air is blocked out of your senses by the intricate electronics of your helmet. You feel not a wisp of breeze on your cheek, protected by impenetrable ceramite armor. Yet the feeling of soaring on the wind is a glorious one. But not as glorious as the feeling of your foes ripping under the blade of your chainsword. Your urge to prove yourself is strong, to fight stronger, and to die in your Emperor's name stronger still. You and your brothers near the hive. As you approach, you find the bodies of the dead. Do you investigate them?
>>27782578No, do not waste time. We shall find the foul daemon who dares touch the Emperors subjects.
>>27782578We should eat the brains.Find out what killed them.
>>27782696This. Purify the area, so that safe investigation can be done later
>>27782723This is definitely the best thing to do. Eating brains is always the solution.
>>27782776Yeah, eat the whole brain to make it sure.
>>27781801I'm totally headcanon'ing Warp Slayers.If someone hasn't already, should I try drawing the Skull biting the Eye of Terror as the chapter insignia?
>>27782793Please do so.
>>27782616The kills are fresh, and they can tell you much. They are men and women and children. They are not the bloody messes that Khornate daemons leave, nor are they the burning remains of Tzeentchi kill and neither are they the virulent corpses of the work of Nurglites. They were clean kills almost artistically killed like the work of a master surgeon. It can only be the work of the Daemons of Excess. The Daemons of Slaneesh are at play here. Moloch removes his helmet and takes out his tactical knife. After quickly dissecting the skull of a farmer, he quickly reaffirms the supsicions of the squad with his use of the Omophagea. "Definitely Slaaneshi," He says "The pain and fear inflicted is more than any other daemonic kill." "Then time is of the essence" Tiberius, another of your brothers says "The longer we sit here, the more victims Slaneesh gains." Moloch, you and your other battle brothers nod and continue to the spire.The more corpses you pass, the more hatred you feel for the sickening creatures of the Empyrean. They care not who they kill, as long as they feel their victim's fears and pain. They feed off of the emotions of excess and revel in inflicting torment. As you enter the hive, you see a figure among the corpses. It appears to be a maiden, but of a sickening beauty. One of her arms ends in a wicked claw, and her hair is actually tendrils. Your suspicions are confirmed. It screams in a disturbingly high pitch, and you see others emerge from the shadows. It is time for combat. What do you do?"[Fire your bolter at the daemonette, before charging into combat][Forgo firing your bolter and charge in headlong][Wait for orders from Moloch before doing anything][Other]
>>27782793I love it.
>>27782894>[Fire your bolter at the daemonette, before charging into combat]
>>27782894[Wait for orders from Moloch before doing anything]
>>27782894>[Wait for orders from Moloch before doing anything]
>>27782894>[Other]Open fire with your bolter. Announce the contact.
>>27782894Shoot your load before rushing hard into the fray.
We'll wait for at least one more person (or 5 minutes from this post) before I go on again.
>>27782894>[Fire your bolter at the daemonette, before charging into combat]DEATH AND GLORY!
>>27783079You unsheath your bolter and fire a round at your foe. Though she is supernaturally quick, she is caught off guard and the round explodes inside her left, unclawed arm. A shriek, this time of a mix of pain and pleasure, erupts from the Daemon. They begin to run at your squad, and your squad does the same, chanting litanies to the Emperor of Mankind as they rocket forward. Claws and chainswords clash with each other in a battle of blinding speed. You take a swipe at the wounded Daemonette! Roll a 1d100 to see if you hit!
>>27783184DIE WHORE OF CHAOS
>>27783184do we roll high or low?
>>27783204Your blade bites her flesh, ripping more of her left arm off. She screams again and lunges at you with her blade-like claw! Roll 1d100 to see if you dodge! (To dodge, you must match or beat the daemonette's roll. If you get a 100, you pass spectacularly, if you get a 1, you fail spectacularly).
>>27783239RIP AND FUCKING TEAR
>>27783272You roll 1d100, and then I'll roll one on my nifty dice roller. If you get above or match my roll, it's a hit.And I fucked up my dice roll too, so here it is.
Rolled 47>>27783331And again. I'm just a big faggot.
>>27783307You dodge the claw and continue on with your assault. The drive to purify this place from the evils of the Prince of Excess is strong. The dark beings you fight now are perverse beings that should not exist, and it is your duty and honor to end their existence in the material realm! Death and Glory! One more roll to see if you can cut her a new one.[spoilers] Next episode I'm going to have the combat rules and shit down. Maybe even a stat system so that we can keep track of our little assault marine's progress.[/spoiler]
Rolled 5>>27783442Let's off this bitch.
>>27783442DM, perhaps you could implement a "best out of 3 rolls" system?
Rolled 44>>27783523I think that would be a good idea. Also, I'll roll for the Daemon's defense here as well, as to not cheat.
>>27783556Also I'll be right back, nature calling and whatnot. In the meantime, have a Warp Slayer.
Before your blade can bite into the Daemonette's neck, she deftly tumbles away. With a shrill voice, the wounded Daemonette cries for retreat. Those who had survived the onslaught skittered away into the darkness. Though there were a few injuries, each of your companions survived the skirmish. "We shall meet them in battle once more brothers" Moloch says as he wipes the daemonic ichor off of his chainsword "But they will not be so lucky. Come! We still have more battles to fight in this hive. I am sure there are more of these whores of Slaanesh the further we go." The others agree, and continue onward. Where do we go?[To the top of the hive][To the center of the hive][To the undercity of the hive]
>>27783870>[To the top of the hive]
>>27783870>To the undercity of the hive.Light a fire under them, see how they like that.
>>27783870>The top of the hive.
>>27783870Either top down or bottom up. Top down will be better in this case.
One more vote or in 5 minutes.
>>27784148Moloch decides that it's better to ascend to the top of the spire, where the most prominent and therefore most susceptible imperial citizens dwell. He leads your team through the maze of processing complexes, housing units and industrial equipment yards that line the base floor of the hive. The whole city is disturbingly silent, the noises of life extinguished before you could ever hope to have saved these citizens of the Emperor. Righteous fury and indignation towards your hated daemonic foes kept their mission clear and present in your mind. In your helmet, you can hear their tactical battle brothers arrival to the city, and Moloch notifies the rest of the force of the dangers present. Even so, your other Assault brothers are barreling ahead, and have notified your squad that they have taken on the enemy just above you. Suddenly, a roar can be heard both overhead and in your helmet. The assault squad yells for help, and your squad obliges. After a few short moments of soaring through the complex of hive cells, you make it to the room above you to see a disaster. Three of your brothers lay dead upon the ground, their heads removed with disturbing precision. Ahead are more daemonettes, but these ride strange creatures, and are also paired with a grotesque creature that appears to be a humanoid with the lower body of a scorpion. The daemonettes laugh, and for the first time you hear the voices of a creature of Slaanesh. It sounds melodic, yet with an underlying disharmony, as if something sinister lies beneath the surface. And from your training, you know it does. "Fools" one daemonette hisses as she steadies her steed "Your souls will do nicely for the playthings of the Prince of Excess".What do you do?
>>27784404Do we have a jump pack? jump stomp
Jump stomp that daemon bitch
>>27784404Jump stomp seems like the most popular option right now. Do we roll?
>reading through all the rollswe are literally an angry marine with ultrasmurf geneseedholy fuck.
Rolled 25>>27784468Yes you do! Roll a 1d100, and add +20 for your jet-powered assault!
>>27784404>Jump>Stomp>Repeat until there's naught but red whore-flavored jelly.
>>27784512>pull a yoda
>>27784483With the added bonus of coming from an endangered chapter who hates the fuck out of daemons and loves dying. I can't wait to see these guys fleshed out by all the elegan/tg/entlemen in this thread.
Rolled 57 + 20>>27784503
>>27784534I have this weird feeling that /tg/ should make this kind of thing a regular event. This may be the best way to homebrew shit, and get the community actually interested rather than just troll the fuck out of everything like they have been recently. LOLRANDOM is the demon you face my friend. Tread the fine line between awesome and derp well, and you shall build glory!
>>27784516>>27784550>>27784562You jump into the air, guided by your jump pack, and smash your foot into the Daemonette's face. The hot ichor pours from her mouth and nose-slits, while she reels from the sudden pain. "My faaaaaaaace" she roars "Kill them ALL!" Both your squadmates and the remaining battle brothers from the other assault squad join in the fray. Blades clash with claws, bolter rounds tear chunks out of the flesh of daemons while the darting, serrated tongue of the scorpion daemon pierces the ceramite and flesh of one of your brother like it was nothing. You continue to stomp on the face of the lead daemonette until she can cry no more, before turning your attention elsewhere. If you wish to jump-charge a foe, also roll 1d100+20.[Brother Sargon fighting the Scorpion][Brother Moloch fighting a Daemonette][One of the marines from the other squad fighting a seeker]
Rolled 69 + 20>>27784665>[Brother Sargon fighting the Scorpion]DEATH FROM ABOVE
Rolled 33 + 20>>27784665>The Daemonette
Rolled 61 + 20>>27784665>[Brother Sargon fighting the Scorpion]
>>27784641Thank you for the kind words of approval and advice, I do enjoy a laugh every now and again, but Lolrandumb is the fiend which I shall slay with a jump-stomp to the face.
Rolled 61 + 20>>27784665ATTACK THE DAEMONETTE
Rolled 21 + 20>>27784665Help Sargon with that Scorpion!
>>27784750Dice +1d100Jump stomp the daemon bitch
Rolled 31>>27784798You prove once again that your tactic of using the power of the jump pack to put weight behind your physical strikes is effective. You slam down upon the back of the fiend, and with a crack you shatter its back-right leg. It squeels in a bizarre mix of agony and pleasure as it wheels around to greet you with its claws! Roll 1d100 to dodge this mofo!
Rolled 43>>27784839The foul creature shall not touch our holy armor
>>27784839>boots of rightous asskicking doing their joboh the machine spirits must be pleased.
>>27784846You effortlessly dodge the beast's claws by maneuvering with your jump pack. The fiend is now distracted by your movements and leaves it in perfect position to be double-teamed by you and Brother Sargon, who also takes too the skies and begins an airborne assault on the beast. Do you attack once more? Who am I kidding? You're a Space Marine, of course you attack once more, roll and add 20 if you wish to jet-stomp the Fiend
Rolled 13 + 20>>27784939
Rolled 49 + 20>>27784939
Rolled 51 + 20>>27784939
Rolled 89 + 20>>27784939STOMP THAT BITCH
Rolled 15Should probably roll for defense.
Methinks we love our jump-pack a little too much
Rolled 95 + 20>>27784977explosive teabaggin
>>27784977We're an assault marine, we live for jetpack combat... That and well with the shit we're wrecking it'll be fucking awesome
Rolled 86 + 20>>27784977Raptor alternate quest path incoming
>>27784990.... WELP.... We got our first Daemon kill
>>27784977>not wanting to be a giant flying death machinein the grim darkness of the grim dark futurethere is only stomping in the nuts.
>>27784998>Khornate Raptor Championftfy
You and your battle-brother crush the beast's body underfoot with your jet-propelled tactics. But there are other battles to be fought, and some to lose. In the corner of your eye you see Moloch engaged in single combat with a Daemonette. The duo trade blow after blow, block swing after swing, dodge and dodge again and again. But the speed and ferocity of the daemonette finally overtake the Astartes, and a single blow from the Daemonette's claw punctures his chest armor, ripping out his still-beating heart. Moloch falls to his knees, blood dripping from his open mouth. The daemonette raises her claw to the sky, before tasting the equisite blood of an aged astartes. What do you do?
>>27784996I'm concerned that we may yet forget how to move outside of jump-pack assisted movement
Rolled 21 + 20>>27785060FLY.HORIZONTALLY.CRASH/CHARGE
>>27785060jump stomp.Also, don't Astartes have two hearts?
>>27785023http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hbeho5HDg>>27785060Do a Running Jump into the air and then preform SPACE MARINE RIDER KICK! Onto the daemonette while shouting out. "FOR ULTRAMAR, FOR THE EMPEROR TO DEATH WITH YE!"
Rolled 7 + 20>>27785060SCOURGE AND PURGE!
>>27785062Why is this a problem?
Rolled 95 + 20>>27785060>Jump>Sto- oh fuck it, you know where this is going.
Rolled 47 + 20>>27785060Also a roll if needed
>>27785060Offer your soul to Khorne and fly into with a mighty tackle
>>27785092Nixon would be proud.>>27785086Yes, what are the medics called?
>>27785120Apothecaries i think
Rolled 14>>27785086 Yes, yes they do. But it still doesn't sting like a bitch when your first heart is ripped out of your body.
>>27785097... Jesus fuck
>>27785097>WE WILL SHOVE OUR RIGHTOUS BOOT UP YOUR HERETICAL ASSHOLE LIKE THE DEGENERATE YOU ARE.AND WHEN WE AQRE DONE WE WILL USE YOUR HEAD AS A GOD DAMN FOOTBALL IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!
>>27785171Shh, Kharne, we haven't fallen yet
>>27785097Someone drawfag the image of a Warp Slayer rider kicking a daemonette
Rolled 76 + 20>>27785185>>27785171>>27785137Does this mean Warp Slayers are popular with orks?
>>27785179>thinking rightous wrath involves chaos worshipare you a heretic?
>>27785200Haveno fear, citizen, I kick for justice
Let's switch things up and send a boltpistol round or ten down range if we've got one.
Rolled 45 + 20>>27785230Assault Biker Marines.
>>27785097Provided we live long enough and keep this shit up I say We'll make a chapter of our own... Rider Kicking Angry marines based from quite possibly one of the few interesting Homebrewed chapters yet.
Rolled 79>>27785081>>27785092>>27785097>>27785108You tackle the Daemonette holding your Sergeant's heart, and run your chainsword through her. There is a brief moment before you activate the chainsword when you can see the expression of disbelief in the fiend's eyes, before its body is torn asunder. The other battle-brothers fair wells, slaying many of the Lord of Excess' children. Those that survive retreat further into the hive. But victory is not on your mind at this moment, your Sergeant is hurt. You quickly pick up his body and return to the lower levels of the hive, where you find one of the advancing tactical companies with an Apothecary. The Apothecary quickly begins the work of reknitting the flesh of Moloch's wound. "You are fortunate that such a wound made by a Slaaneshi daemon is so clean. A khonrate wound like this would be a quick death. A Nurglite wound, a slow and painful one. This is easily re-knit. In any case, he should be conscious within the hour, and you can continue your advance. We will create a new heart for him, and he should be fine." The Apothecary said as he worked. Sargon grips your shoulder. "You fought well brother. Your tactics were...untraditional, but effective. We will have to keep this up, at least on things that can't catch us mid-air!" he says with a hearty chuckle. For your first day in combat as an Angel of Death, you feel you did adequate. When Moloch wakes once more, you will continue your conquest of the hive, and rid the planet of its corruption once and for all! But for now, you meditate on the day's events, and pray to the Emperor for guidance and protection.-Fin- Til next Wednesday at least!
>>27785296OP, I enjoyed this quest and Dare I say am eager to do more of the emperor's work with the Warp Slayers.To everyone else in here What say you we fluff this chapter
>>27785296>We will create a new heart for him, and he should be fine.we have bio-augmetics?
Rolled 44 + 20>>27785332Chapter will be dead once the 13th BC rolls around.
>>27785332Did we ever resolve who was our friend? Can it be the Lamenters?
>>27785334Possibly Psuedo Bionics since we can't get the legit deal due to our great schism with techmarines... By the by how DID we manage to go fuck your shit to the Adeptus mechanicusI'm thinking there was a coup attempt by the techmarines when the chapter was strong. Possibly rumors of a STC, Or perchance orders from the red planet it'self>>27785368I'm guessing we're best buds with black templars. I was the Anon that went Salamander because shit... We need the gear
>>27785332Thank you kindly anon. I archived this thread and I will do my damnedest to come back every Wednesday and see you all dropkick daemons in the name of the emprah!>>27785334I would think so. If we can't turn to Mars for mechanics, I would think the Warp Slayers would go to the fleshy route.>>27785368I think 3 of the voters wanted Black Templars, but I like Lamenters and if nobody has any objections I would like for them to be our allies.
>>27785393Black Templars seem to be a better fit, and did get more votes... but it IS your quest, man; do as you like.
>>27785366What better way to end our legacy by fighting the forces of the emprean
>>27785393but Mars does fleshy tech too... maybe the templars have a Hospitalier unit attached to our chapter to provide for our ZEAL AND PURITY after the priesthood abandoned us and the imperial pact?
>>27785432>>27785426>>27785393Lamenters would be a better fit for giving us a spare limb or vehicle when we need itI mean, without techmarines, the chapter won't even be able to refurbish its armor systems let alone things like bionics and ships, maybe we still have in-house techmarines passing down their remaining bits of knowledge and scavenging or even stealing parts and schematics from martian enclaves when the need arises
>>27785475Also Lamenters have the same "Stop Chaos" theme going, having gone into the eye of terror and such. But yeah, if our chapter wants to survive, it needs friends who are friends with Techmarines. And I would think that the last remaining Warp Slayer tech marines are probably kept from the battlefield for good reason. They're worth their weight in gold when it comes to artifice and refurbishing the battered weaponry that the Warp Slayers have. And anyone who is friendly and has tech marines is always a plus.
>>27785520train the serfs
...But Black Templars also have Techmarines.I fail to see what the issue is here.
>>27785562Yeah, officially, we're just gonna go with the Black Templar as our allies. It was voted the most and it seems to be reasonable given our chapter's background. Lamenters can be secondary allies, not as strong because they are as undermanned as we are.