[ Continued from last thread. Rules: http://pastebin.com/ygvwRe7w ]"Zola is a Guardswoman, too. It would be disrespectful of us not to impede her from performing her duty. I believe in her. I know she'll be fine.""I suppose..." Mercuria is not entirely convinced, but she knows there is sound logic in your words."Besides, it might actually do her good. Keep her mind off the recent tragedies." You add."Before we continue, Joachim", Rahman interrupts, "I believe I might have an idea of whom we are looking for." "Oh? That's great! Rahman, please share that information with us." Well, it finally seemed like you'd be getting somewhere."While we were still in planet Carillion, before I met you all, I was travelling together with a Cadian Regiment. I overheard them speaking about an Ultramarines Captain that saved a Forge World known as Graia, and as a reward for his noble efforts, saw himself being accused of heresy and apprehended by the Inquisition. The Cadians seemed to be very agitated when it came to that topic, I even overheard their CO was perhaps the most indignant when it came to this situation.""That sounds like the person we might be looking for. A 「Wrongfully Accused」 Ultramarines Captain...Rahman, do you have any idea what this person's name might be?""Why yes," answered the Psyker, "his name is Titus, Captain of the Ultramarines' 2nd Company.">Ask more about Captain Titus' career.>Ask about possible locations to investigate.>Go search for Zola.>Other (Write)[NM 5]
Rolled 60>>27711165>>Ask about possible locations to investigate.This is pretty relevant to ask about.
Rolled 83>>27711165Ask about Captain Titus' career
Rolled 6>>27711165>Ask more about Captain Titus' career.>Ask about possible locations to investigate.
Rolled 53>>27711165I wonder, where are these Cadians now? We might get some help or infromation in rescuing this Captain Titus.
Rolled 97>>27711165LORD EMPEROR HELP ME THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOMEGo look for Zola. There's no way she isn't coming on this trip; if anyone can teach her about being a badass without a Stand, it's Titus.
>>27711308fuck you and your rediculous roles
Man I've been rolling dead for days. Now I just need to hit an OVERPOSE and I'll have made up the difference.
>>27711308"Let's go look for Zola. Maybe she's still at the Cargo Bay?"Deciding to go there next, you and your two friends arrive at where you saw Zola last.When you go inside, you are met with a rather bizarre sight: the Eldar warrior Zola had been speaking with before was trying to fit on Zola's helmet."Is it too tight, Yuu? Oh, I can't imagine how uncomfortable it has to be on your ears...""It's fine kid..it really is fine." It wasn't fine, the guy was clearly wincing. "What's going on here?!" Mercuria exclaimed, more out of surprise than anger.Zola looks up at where the rest of your entourage was standing. "O-oh! Mercuria and the others! Uhm, this is...">Ask why Eldar warrior is wearing Guardsman helmet.>Ask Zola how is she feeling.>Turn around and apologize for the intrusion.>Other (Write)[NM 4]
Rolled 84>>27711543>Ask why Eldar warrior is wearing Guardsman helmet.
Rolled 59>>27711543First things first, apologise for barging in.Then, ask for a few minutes so we can discuss a plan and Zola's involvement or lack of in such.
Rolled 39>Ask Zola how is she feelingAs a gentlemen, let's consider her feelings.
Rolled 26>>27711543We've spent too long on this ship, let's get to the planet!
>>27711543You raise one finger before speaking up. "I just have one question, Zola. Why is that fine gentleman besides you wearing your helmet?"She stammers with her answer. "Uhm, that is, ah...""Hey, you JoJo, Mon'keigh?" The Eldar asks, and as if already knowing the answer, continues ,"Name's Yuu'yan. Yuu'yan Fughamist. And I'm comin' with you guys whether you like it or not.""What?" Exclaims Mercuria."For the deaf mon'keighs in the audience, I said I'm going with you. You all seem like you need some serious manpower down there, as well as someone to watch your medic's back. And also, you, sir," he points at JoJo, "really ought to put something on, walking around with a nude chest and all.">Accept his help.>Decline his help.>Ask his reasons for helping you and your friends.>Ask him if he knows where you can get a shirt.>Other (Write)[NM5]
Rolled 10>>27711794Isn't it pretty weird for Eldar to have an accent like that?
Rolled 81>>27711794Ask him where you can get a shirt firstThen ask his reasons
Rolled 93>>27711794Accept his help but regard him with suspicion. "If you lay a finger on her in any ungentlemanly fashion, I'll make sure you answer for it," you say.Then pose.
Rolled 33>>27711794>Accept his help.>Ask him if he knows where you can get a shirt.
Rolled 25>>27711794Thank you for your aid, master Fughamist; more help is always appreciated. I am still confused as to why you are wearing Zola's helmet though, you seemed to be in a bit of pain
>>27711852DAMNITThat's three times in a row I've rolled above 75, and still been beaten out
>>27711879Can't outmojo the Jojo
>>27711913Was it supposed to be this image?
>>27711913I approve of the Touhou. Now pitching for a Sakuya expy to show up at some point. And join our harem.Yeah I'm almost 90% certain that this quest is going to end with us leading a harem of xenos and humans right into the face of whoever ends up being our big bad.
>>27712050I hope not, harem's are un-Jojo-ishOne girl wins
>>27712043Actually, I believe he was going for this.
>>27712080Except for Joseph, who wound up getting the best end of any Jojo.Seriously he lived till he was 90 and banged Josuke's mom in his 60's.
>>27712133Awaken my mistresses!
>>27712133No offense but I'm tired of 2hu and mlp inseting their stuff into everything.Seriously, that just grind my gears.
>>27712225Zun really is a huge fan of JojosAfter all, Yuuki's sake not even drop
>>27712170Cheating on your wife does not count has having a harem
>>27712251To be fair, there's also a bunch of Jojo/Madoka crossover pics.
>>27712225>Sakuya is DIOGoes without saying, joke played to death>Remilia is CarsSomehow fitting.>Patchy is WhamNOW THIS GETS ME. This is silly to me for some reason.
>>27712281Note that we only found out about one affair cause it turned out he had a kid that was in danger. When he brought Shizuka home with him, Suzy Q assumed he cheated on her again.I was kinda expecting part 6 to end with all of Joseph's illegitamate kids to show up.
>>27712302Wham utterly outmatched Joseph the first time they metPatchy utterly outmatches the player the first time you meet herFuck her random lasers
>>27712302Honestly? Wham should have been Meiling. Disregarding Meiling's track record at doing her job.
>>27712326Man don't even get me started. Though I mostly played Reimu A, so I got to miss out on some of her more bullshit spells.>>27712251Also Touhou is better than ponies because 90% of the art you find is so much better.
>>27711852"If you lay a finger on her in any ungentlemanly fashion, I'll make sure you answer for it," you blurt out, taking the most threatening stance you can think of."Tch! You damn Mon'keigh, always thinking everyone else has some sinister motive behind their actions. You're lucky I like the kid enough to still decide to help you.You walk down the flight of wraithbone stairs and get a closer look at the Eldar man. The helmet he is wearing has a retractable visor, so that should take care of obscuring his features enough so that nobody realizes he's a xenos when down on the planet. The only other thing that doesn't exactly blend is a couple of rather small chin tattoos that seem to be modeled after certain Eldar emblems. Nothing the straps of the helmet shouldn't cover when latched together."Oooh~...so you are taking some of us with you down below? Can I go?" Criehr approaches you from behind, startling you. As you turn around...she trips onto you.In but a few seconds, you realize you're flat on your back on the floor, Criehr laying on top of you. Her right hand is pressed firmly on your chest...>Call out to Criehr.>Look at her hand.>Ask the others for help.>Other (Write)[NM 4]
>>27712225[I don't know much about Touhou outside from the fact that Reimu is a cute, but I really wish I was that Red Stone of Aja right now.]
Rolled 17>>27712382She got a knife! Oh no!!!
Rolled 27>>27712382Oh look, a use for Low Rider. Play with friction a bit so that you can stand up while she just sliiiides right off. Then continue on like nothing ever happened.
Rolled 1>>27712314Dio's bastards vs Joey Jojo's bastards?
Rolled 5>>27712382'The Imperium doesn't take kindly to non-humans on their soil, if your disguise fails, you'll have to fight your way free. I don't know how much training you've had with imperial guns, but a Guardsman wielding a sword would be very conspicuous.This guy seems like he could fight his way out, and I'd be much more sadddened if something were to happen to you, than *him*."
>>27712452[YOU SIR, ARE THE SAVIOR OF THE ROLLS.]
Rolled 51>>27712382>Look at her hand.we were wearing our pendant! If she was hurt and without the potential, her life could be in danger according to the Emperor!
>>27712469>>27712452Looks like we don't have to worry bout 1s for awhile.
>>27712452Well I figured that Giorno would come and join up with Joseph's kids, but yeah, basically.>>27712469I don't know what the fuck he was rolling for, since he replied to my speculation about Stone Ocean's ending.I guess Jolyne isn't somehow coming to help us.
>>27712504I forgot to delete the dice. Giorno was actually in Florida, but he didn't give a fuck and went to Disney World
>>27712504[Exactly. He did a non-valid run by accident and essentially flushed the 1.Also>>27712460would normally be a botch, but it is not a valid action. You are, after all, kind of restricted in what you can do with Howling Banshee - Luna Lovegood edition lying on top of you.]
>>27712314Oh man.Joseph Bastards vs Dio BastardsI mean, the only Dio Bastard worth his salt is Giogio, but really, the only Joseph Bastard we even know about is Josuke.Which is actually a pretty even match. Gold Experience and Crazy Diamond would be a pretty even match for the most part.It would never end, because they both specifically have super-healing powers. I'd give the edge to Crazy Diamond, but obvious, GER gets the edge if Requiem is factored in.
>>27712504He forgot to turn off his diceIt's up to Joey JoJo now what happens, should he choose to be a massive troll and use it
>>27712560Wasn't the reason Pucci had to reset the universe multiple times cause more Joseph bastards kept showing up in each one?
>>27712504'Auntie Shizuka, what are you doing here?!''I've come to help, and I brought reinforcements.' *invisiblity field drops.*'Uncle Josuke?! Who are these guys?!'Heh, when me and my brothers heard what's going on, we came here as fast as we could, we can't let our neice do this by herself, now can we'*ORAORAORAORAORA!**DORAORAORAORAORA!**STONE OCEAN: GOOD END.*
>>27712588[I won't. I'm still waiting for the NM roll queue to fill in. I only take into consideration valid actions. This is at the lightest a semi-serious quest, what with Exterminatus and massacred Regiments and all.Doesn't mean we won't have comedy every once in a while, though. See: Trussardos being maximum disappoint.]
Rolled 33>>27712382>Ask the others for help.I REQUEST ASSISTANCE
>>27712382Look at her hand a blush like a japanese school girl
Rolled 37>>27712683fuck forgot dice
Rolled 54Adding another action just in case we forgot our dice."I'm sorry, but...I don't think you qualify as a shirt, Criehr."
>>27712592they keep showing up because Battle Tendency keeps happening. In one time line, Suzy Q is open to 3somes. Human extinction followed within a dozen generations, because literally every human being was closer than 2 iterations cousins.In another time line, Cars was a girl. The volcano was a metaphor.In yet another timeline, Jotaro didn't exist, and had to go back in time to help convince Holly that his dad, the Random Japanese dude, was a legit good guy, which involved saving Holly from Biff Tannen's attempted rape (also Biff was a Zombie in service of DIO)In another timeline, Johnathan Joestar was not, in fact, a Gentleman. He channeled the Ripple to become powerful, but didn't use the Ripple to save his father, or protect Erina, or really save the world from evil. Millions died, billions of damage was done, and then only after all that happened, does Johnathan just up and murder the evil aliens who also have Sun-derived strength.My favorite universe is the one where everyone has stands. they keep them next to their bed to hold alarm clocks, glasses, cups of water, lamps for bed reading, you know, whatever seems appropriate.
Super Stand Sunday is up and running.>>27712858
>>27712836Man the Jorge Joestar novel was crazy
>>27712470You look at her hand. She is bleeding from her finger.Crap, this is bad!But before you can worry further, she gets up, as if nothing had happened, and sticks her finger into her mouth, sucking in the blood."Ouch, sowwy abowt dat, JoeJoe..." she says, the digit still within her lips. "I ovewhead you might twake Yuu'yan wif yew, so why nowt me twoo?"Well, she seems entirely unharmed. Granted, perhaps taking more people to the planet's surface might be the best course of action... >Take her with you.>Don't take her with you.>Discuss disguise first.>Ask her if she has any spare shirts, it's really getting chilly.>Address Yuu'yan first.>Other (Write)
Rolled 37>>27712967>Discuss disguise first.It can't be reiterated enough that if they find out they're xeno, there will be problems.Also, let's get a shirt.
Rolled 34>>27712967Discuss disguise and ask for a rundown of her and Yu'yan's combat abilities
Rolled 32>>27712967Address Yuu and discuss disguises for them
>>27712836[Damn, is there any translation available for Jorge Joestar? Always wanted to read it.]
Rolled 11>>27712967>Discuss disguise first."We'd need some way to disguise you as well." Take on a concerned pose"Furthermore, are you sure you're alright?"
Rolled 7>>27712967Well, she's an ex-Banshee, so she's not exactly a combat liability. Ask her if she can use her Artisan's talents to whip up an appropriate guise...if yes, then why not?
Rolled 63>>27712967>Disguises>why she wants to come>Shirt>POSE
Rolled 78>>27712967Dat picture...>Discuss disguise first.
>>27712967[Also, forgot NM. Just need one more roll.]
Rolled 64>>27713055Oh hey, I see I'm back to rolling dead.
Rolled 35>>27712967Discuss disguise first
I just realized: have we considered the fact that we're trying to sneak xenos onto Ultramar? Yknow, the home of the bloody /Ultramarines/?Rule of Drama practically /requires/ that we our disguises are gonna fail...
>>27713127but rule of cool requires we throw off the disguises before punching the forces of Chaos in the face
Rolled 1>>27713127So are we all gonna disguise our selves as sexy ladies with liquor?
>>27713173Joseph, go home, your drunk.
>>27713173>I BROUGHT TEQUILA
>>27713173Holy shit this better not qualify as a valid role. Or maybe it should. I can't decide.
>>27713173Don't on me silly Nazi's~
Rolled 849, 73, 724, 524, 871, 519, 437, 844, 791, 381, 588, 954, 384, 855, 250 = 9044>>27713404MY EYES!!!
>>27713173Well shit, since we're full Battle Tendency now, apprently, and the Imperium is a facist, racist state, and the Inquisition is messing with shit they knows nothing about, I wouldn't be suprised if the Inquisitor that started all this is Inquisitor Stroheim.
>>27713173Fuck it, we're doing this
>>27713019"Before we can talk about anything like that, Lady Criehr...we really need to find some disguises, first. We'll probably already stick out like a sore thumb in Ultramar, adding Eldar ears to the matter will just make it worse.""Oh, don't worry about that!" she answers. "So long as I can wear your helmet, JoJo, I can definitely take care of the rest of the body. I AM an Artisan, after all, even if I haven't been for very long.""Fantastic, I will entrust it to your abilities." you respond. "Also...Yuu'yan, this is a little embarrassing to ask, but I need to ask you a favor with something.""...I suppose I can comply, Mon'keigh.""................I really need to borrow a shirt."Silence.After a while, he hands you a jet-black, form-fitting, sleeveless shirt. It doesn't fit your torso quite entirely, but it was definitely better than going around without anything to cover you up.As you and your three Guardsmen companions converge in your cabin, and start gearing up, a comm system blares up."Joachim, Weather Girls is within Ultramar. I can take her down in one of three planets: Parmenio, Talasa Prime, or Macragge. Which one should it be?" You realize you don't really have much knowledge in terms of the layout of Ultramar, and no idea where to start searching for this Captain Titus.As if sensing your confusion, Rahman speaks: "Macragge is, as you already know, the Ultramarines' chapter Home World. Parmenio is, I believe, a Training Planet for the Ultramarines. On the other hand, Talasa Prime is an Inquisition Fortress-World."So that's that. >Go to Macragge: Being Ultramar's capital world, it most likely holds precious information regarding the captive.>Go to Parmenio: A Training World could be a pretty good place to start looking for clues without attracting much attention.>Go to Talasa Prime: The Inquisition was the ones condemning this Captain, was it not? Might be a good idea to start by looking here.>Other (Write)[NM 7]
>>27713445Every one look so manly in Jo Jo's. It's fantastic.Does any one have a good source to stream the dubbed version?Yes, I am a pleb.
>>27713463[Also pic related. It is your SHIRT.]
>>27713463>Go to Macragge: Being Ultramar's capital world, it most likely holds precious information regarding the captive.
Rolled 58>>27713463>Go to Talasa Prime: The Inquisition was the ones condemning this Captain, was it not? Might be a good idea to start by looking here.If he's [Wrongfully Accused] then even if he isn't on Talasa Prime, there's probably some information to be gathered on the situation there.
>>27713501Well considering the anime only came out at the end of 2012, and the dub hasn't even come out, I sincerely doubt it.
Rolled 83>>27713463d) None of the above. Something in your instincts tells you that you should go to Armatura, despite it being a dead world.
Rolled 44>>27713463>Talasa Primeif he's gonna be anywhere it's here
Rolled 40>>27713463>Talasa Prime
Rolled 27>>27713521Anyone else having trouble seeing the thumbnails?Rolling for Talasa Prime, because there's likely a *slightly* higher chance of survivial without all the SMurfs running around.
>>27713609>Anyone else having trouble seeing the thumbnails?Yeah, and it's not limited to this thread.
>>27713581care to explain reasoning, tripser?
Rolled 22>>27713625Well the end result would of course be up to OP...but it would be pretty easy to have /something/ going on with Armatura. It wouldn't be unreasonable for the Smurfs to be looking to reclaim it and the facilities. What better way to use Titus than to quietly drop the Inquisition charges and have him drop down to Armatura and start killing whatever Chaos-spawn are left there from the Shadow Crusade?In general, what better place to hide a Smurf recently accused of heresy that you don't want to execute but can't have running around where he pleases?
Rolled 46>>27713625It's his pluck!I roll for>>27713581 !
>>27713703His sword is telling him what to do?Dammit /tg/, stop thinking with the wrong head!
[Any more rolls?]
Rolled 59>>27713463>Go to Parmenio: A Training World could be a pretty good place to start looking for clues without attracting much attention.he might be held there too
Rolled 51>>27713800>>27713528I forgot to roll, I suppose.
>>27713581"Actually, Macha, I want you to look into something first. There should be another planet in the sector, named Armatura...""That planet, Joachim?" Rahman was clearly surprised by this. "But that planet has been barren since ten millenia ago!""Call it a gut feeling, Rahman." Macha responds "Let me confirm its location and move there first."(cont.)
>>27713954After what seems like a few hours (in which you and the rest of the Battlers made some small chitchat), Macha finally speaks up again."Well, this planet is definitely barren and I see no signs of life, but there is something interesting here. There's one of the 'Towers'! Still, I think we should come back later...I don't think we'll find any clues here.>Ask her to go to another planet.>Ask her if she is tired.>Go check on the progress of Criehr and Yuu'yan's disguises.>Other(Write)[NM5]
Rolled 52>>27714127Tasala prime then
Rolled 97>>27714127>Ask her if she is tired.then ask her to beam us to Parmenio and try to survey that Tower a little more
Rolled 21>>27714127Ask her if she is tired
Rolled 27>>27714127>Ask her if she is tired.
Rolled 43>>27714127>>Ask her if she is tired.
Boy this thread is dead set on the Macha route.
>>27714343Random imperial guard chick or pointy ear unspoiled vulnerable Macha?
>>27714343Macha is one of /tg/s favorite characterswith good reason, too
>>27714383Are you talking shit about Mercuria?
>>27714383But muh Hermes
>>27714403>>27714383We cannot hook up with Mercuria. We are friends but not lovers. She's a sister to us.
>>27714343I kinda wish that we'd actually spend more time focusing on our journey than treating this like a dating sim.But you know /tg/...
>>27714424Why not?Are you saying attraction simply cannot blossom out of friendship?
>>27714150 (Gentleman's Action)"Macha, are you tired? Using your Stand for so long must be tiresome.""Uhm? Oh, nothing like that. I'm actually on my bed. I pretty much direct Weather Girls' long distance travel unconsciously." She states matter of factly. "...Thanks for asking, though." she added sweetly. "If you're so concerned, though, you can come visit me. I wouldn't mind."You feel Mercuria and Zola's eyes on you. The former had, for the lack of a better term, a wide shit-eating grin on her face, while the latter just seemed to sparkle with the curiosity of a young woman watching a forbidden romance unfold."I-in any case! Macha, can you set everything up so we can land in Parmenio?""No problem, Joachim. I'll get back to you later."With that, the communications are cut, and your attention is brought back to the Inquisitorial gazes of the two women in the room with you (you thanked the Emperor that Rahman seemed utterly uninterested in the recent exchange)"So, you two are on first-name basis now? When's the wedding?" Mercuria teased while attempting her best at looking innocent. How cruel."Oh, shush, Mercuria. You know it's not like that!" Your rebuttal is apparently taken with a mountainload of salt, as the two females continued with their unrelenting stares.>Actually take Macha's offer and visit her in her room. If your overworked host might want company, a good guest might be just what they need.>Go check on the elaboration of the disguises. You might be able to help with something, or at least provide valuable insight.>Turn the tables on Mercuria. The tease shall become teased.>Turn the tables on Zola. She and that Yuu'yan fellow are getting rather cozy.>Do nothing, just sit down and wait for Weather Girls to do its thing.>Other(Write)[NM4]
Rolled 11>>27714470thisits okay in moderation, but we're forcing this so much right nowlets get back to the task at hand
Rolled 54>>27714497>>Turn the tables on Mercuria. The tease shall become teased.We've spent more than half the thread focusing on Macha, let's do something else.
Rolled 61>>27714497Turn the tables on Mercuria
Rolled 81>>27714497>Actually take Macha's offer and visit her in her room. If your overworked host might want company, a good guest might be just what they need.stop by the galley and get her a quick meal on the way
Rolled 38>>27714514Is right >>27714497Lets check out those disguises!
>>27714514I'm honestly fine with it just as long as people aren't trying to make a harem
>>27714497We gotta go get ourselves decked out. Much as a shirt wards off the chill (and the lustful gazes of the females around us) it's not exactly battle-level protection.
>>27714566And I don't care about harems or parings, I just want to have Bizarre Adventures.
>>27714556The dice gods REALLY seem to like Macha don't they?
Rolled 28>>27714497turn the tables on mercuria
Rolled 53>>27714580I know I'm outside of the NM but I feel like rolling anyway.
>>27714556goddammit I hate you so much
Rolled 2>>27714633lets hope he fades to black and Bizarre Adventures happen.
>>27714556That's a little too much right now.
>>27714663Dice gods want a dating sim...
>>27714685Man, if I wanted to read 40k dating sim quest, I'd reread Heritical Love Quest, I wanted to have crazy ass fights while doing fabulous poses, and considering we've barely used our Stand *or* posed in this thread, I feel let down.
dice really love Macha, don't they?
>>27714556[I am convinced now that the dice roller is actually being subtly rigged by Macha in some way or another. Curse that foul xeno witch magic.]Ignoring your two companions, you excuse yourself and head for the cafeteria. Explaining yourself, you are given freshly-made sweets by Trussandros (who would not stop giving you a thumbs-up while repeatedly nodding his head and smiling in the strangest way possible for some reason). You barely catch their name, 'marrons glacé', and are told they are some of Macha's favorites. You take them to her room, and her eyes light up as soon as she sees them.She essentially jumps out of bed for them, too.Well, you've done something rather nice for your host, who has been working very hard for you and your mission. >Stay here and chat some more. Get a better understanding on how Macha plans to use Weather Girls to support you.>Go check on those disguises. We're about to enter a potentially dangerous situation, after all.>Go check your equipment and gear up.>Go back to your cabin and wait.>Other(Write)[NM5]
Rolled 44>>27714751GEAR UPNOT WAIFUING
Rolled 17>>27714751>>Go check on those disguises. We're about to enter a potentially dangerous situation, after all.>>Go check your equipment and gear up.While excusing ourselves like a gentleman
Rolled 61>>27714751lock and load montage time with gratuitous POSING
Rolled 99>>27714751check disguises
Rolled 85>>27714751See if Yuu, Zola, and the Artisan have the dresses and tequila ready.
Rolled 57>>27714751OtherGo back and bro it up with Mercuria
Rolled 67I'd be okay with a dating sim. I'm just hoping this turns int a JoJo dating sim. Yknow? Where declarations of love, confessions, and general romance are all accompanied by furious POSING and the slaughter of evil in the name of the Emprah. Where every date takes place on the battlefield, every passionate word punctuated by a POSE and the awesome power of a Stand.>>27714751Also: Time to GEAR UP, men. We don't really need our rifle anymore, but we should take the grenades for extra versatility, and a laspistol just in case.
>>27714788Dice Gods got their shit together.
>>27714799No excessive posing. As previously mentioned, poses should have inherent purpose and not be thrown around willy-nilly for no reason.
Rolled 30>>27714788dice gods have spoken!
>>27714788We back on track now
Rolled 31>>27714794Seconding this, because it's too stupid to fail.Or it will fail hilariously like it did in Part 2, either way will be funny.
>>27714788>>27714794Mix these two.
>>27714788You decide to check up on the disguises. You excuse yourself from Macha's presence, and head towards's Criehr's room. As you step into Criehr's room (after knocking, of course), you see your helmet, which has been appropriated by Criehr, sitting on top of a small desk. Now directing your vision towards the two Eldar on the center of the room, you realize that the two of them are wearing perfect reproductions of your Regiment's uniform, sans Flak Jackets."Wow. Those really do seem identical." Criehr certainly has a talent for these things. You're impressed she managed to throw them together in such little time, too."I'm glad you think that, JoJo!" She replies enthusiastically. "Now, here's your dress uniform back." She had indeed borrowed the top of your uniform in order to emulate it."How did you get the pants done?" "I used my sketch from last night as a model, of course!"Clever girl."Now, there's one thing I'm wondering about, JoJo...how are we going to distribute the equipment you guys have amongst us all?"She had a point. Little Imperial equipment needs to be distributed among several of you. How do we do this?>Distribute x2 Lasrifles, x3 Laspistols, x6 Frag Grenades, x3 Combat Knives, x1 Chainsword, x3 Canteens, and x2 Krak Grenades amongst Joachim, Mercuria, Zola, Rahman, Yuu'yan, and Criehr. Brahman already has his 「Psyker Scepter」, while Zola automatically carries 「Field Emergency Medical Supplies」 with her.[NM5, action is unbotchable]
Rolled 91>>27715083Look for a dress to disguise ourselves withInform everyone else to find suitable womens clothing as well
Rolled 23>>27715161This.We need tequila too.
Rolled 22>>27715083Chainsword to Criehr, 'cause she's a Banshee. Lasrifles to Mercuria and Yuu. Dual pistols and a canteen to the medic. A combat knife for Criehr to supplement the chainsword, and one for Rahman, just in case. In fact, give him a laspistol too, and why not a canteen.. Two frags for Mercuria, one for Zola. Give each a Krak grenade too. For ourselves, all we'll need is a combat knife and a canteen to keep our thirst quenched.
>>27715083Doesn't Yuuyan have some warp spider gear that he can smuggle? Haywire grenades and shit?Anyway, equipment goes like this:Jojo: Combat Knife, 2xFrag Grenade, Laspistol, 1x Krak GrenadeMercuria: Combat Knife, Lasgun, 2xFrag GrenadeRahman: Psyker Scepter, Laspistol, CanteenZola: Lasgun, Field Emergency Medical Supplies, CanteenCriehr: Chainsword, Laspistol, 2xFrag Grenade, Krak GrenadeYuu'yan: Laspistol, Combat Knife
>>27715161i see the typical jojo disguise tactic seems to work like normal.
Rolled 55>>27715219I support this loadout.Captcha: madcapte ActsYes, Lord Inglip! Madcap antics!
Rolled 75>>27715339I don't. There are no dresses or tequila.
>>27715357Well naturally we carry this UNDER the dresses.
>>27715357I'm pretty sure Eldar don't carry tequila.
>>27715377Still, I feel as if it should be included. Its very important.
[Okay guys, I actually should get going since I need to work Overtime tomorrow. Good news is that by working Overtime, I'll be getting Monday off work (alas, not University), so this thread will resume tomorrow at 9 PM CST. Do you believe you can keep it alive till then, Guardsmen?In the meantime, discuss possible load outs. Decide the optimal one between yourselves, and we'll go with that.As for Warp Spider gear...s'not the best idea to try and smuggle Elder armaments when trying to make everyone think you're a Guardsman.Well guys, night! Keep the thread alive, otherwise archive!]
>>27715396Of course not, we're not Eldar we are sexy human ladies who wish to give the tired and thirty fighting men of the Empire some refreshing tequila.
Rolled 8As long as Criehr gets a chainsword and the medic gets dual pistols, I'll be happy.
>>27715399Don't forget that Super Stand Sunday is up and running in >>27712858, for those who still want their JoJo fix.
>>27715399[Okay guys, that's it for me tonight.Keep the thread alive!]
Rolled 87Night OP.So, any other comments on how we should trick out our party?
>>27715663Tequila and dresses for all.
>>27716096Seriously, cut it out.
I find it funny how Joachim has managed to get to Ultramar without any mishap occuring to the Eldar vessel.
>>27712836that last one interests mehas quest potential
Rolled 44>>27713404"Don't hit on me silly Ultramarines" "THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THAT ACTION!"
>>27711543>Aspect warrior bro helping out little GuardsgirlI love this quest so much. Wish I could keep up with it more.
>>27715219>Wasting the lasgun on a Guardswoman>We have Aspect Warriors in our midstTrick the Warp Spider out with Mercuria's Lasgun and one of her Frags. Mercuria has her stand to rely on while Yuu'yan can be a better shot.
>>27719309She hasn't awoken her Stand yet, only JoJo and Abdul the Psyker.
>>27719549Ah, but still, it's better to give the lasgun to the better shot.
>>27719570Really, because I thought giving the Lasgun to someone who's actually trained in its use extensively and who doesn't have a stand to fall back on would be the better option.Give Zola a Laspistol instead, she's a trained medic, she should only be using a weapon in case of emergency, as the only one who could heal, it's important we keep her away from the actual combat.
>>27719639Eldar are naturally more skilled. Things like Guardians exist because they don't need training. And these are Aspect Warrior. You could hand them a butter knife and they'd kill more dudes than a guardsman with a chainsword. Guardsman training is super rudimentary.Besides Yuu'yan is sworn to protect Zola so it'd be good to have a decently equipped body guard to look out for our most vulnerable member.
>>27719771Actually yeah, it's probably better to take the lasgun away from Zola.
[Hey guys, glad to see this thread alive and kicking. I'm leaving for work now, but I'll be checking up on the thread during my breaks. Today at 9:30 PM CST, we finally make Planetfall!!]
[On my first break at work. Glad to see this thread still lives. Kinda dislike archiving a thread in which not much has happened.Have you guys come to a consensus as to what your equipment distribution will be? I'll check up on that during lunchtime!]
Rolled 26>>27723131we're not using lady disguises, stop asking
Rolled 30>>27723224It's what Saint Jonathan would want
>>27723131I agree with >>27715219 except I think Yuu'yan should take Zola's lasgun. Zola's our medic and he's her bodyguard so it makes sense. Plus, she's a child and he's a God damn Aspect Warrior.
Rolled 18>>27723224Except we totally are.Not the above dude, first post in this thread.[/spoler]
Rolled 15>>27723886vote to not do that thing
[QM at 'lunchtime' here. I'm just baffled by the fact that y'all wanna use Joseph Joestar's variation of TACTICAL GENIUS when you have three girls in your party.]
If only we had chocolates to embed under our skin!
[Okay guys, I get off work in half an hour. Y'all better be prepared when I get home!]
>>27725257For me it's because Jonathan's 'serious gentleman all the time' thing got boring after awhile, while Joseph manages to break up the seriousness with the occasional bouts of levity and sillyness.
>>27729839But at least Joseph had some amount of legitimate excuse to attempt the female disguise (lecherous Nazis).
Man this thread is still going? Awesome.
>>27730153Notice how he could've easily ambushed a Nazi and stole his disguise, rather than have a 6.2 ft tall guy whith the physique of a bodybuilder try to disguise himself as a chick.Infact that's what he *did* do as soon as his master disguse was foiled.
[Guess who's back home?Well, I do see that everyone agrees on the fact that it's Criehr who should carry the Chainsword, and that Yuu'yan should carry a Lasrifle with him.As such, this is one possible loadout:>Joachim - Combat Knife, 2x Frag Grenade, Krak Grenade>Mercuria - Combat Knife, Laspistol, Lasrifle, 2 Frag Grenades>Rahman: Psyker Scepter, Canteen>Zola: Laspistol, Field Emergency Medical Supplies, Canteen>Criehr: Chainsword, Laspistol, 1 Frag Grenade, Krak Grenade>Yuu'yan: Lasrifle, 1 Frag Grenade, Combat KnifeI'll establish a special NM. This one does not require a roll. If you have no objections with this loadout, just say you're fine with it. If you're not, just add your suggestions. So, NM 4, no rolls needed.We X-COM now.]
>>27730859Mercuria doesn't really need the laspistol - she'll have her hands full with the lasrifle, and if things get so bad she runs out of ammo she'll have a Stand to fall back on. I say give Zola the second laspistol - mostly because I have a soft spot for dual-wielding pistols. If that's not acceptable, it would probably be a good idea to give our JoJo a ranged weapon beyond the grenades.
>>27730859I'm okay with that cap'n.
>>27730926It's a bit of a waste to give two guns to our medic. Jojo has his stand.
>>27730965Laspistol to Yuu then.
>>27730926Let's give the pistol to Jojo, Low Rider does have E range after all.
>>27730989man has a point, admittedly
>>27730989Fair enough. Take mercuria's pistol and stick it on Jojo.
>>27730926>she'll have a Stand to fall back onExcept she doesn't yet.
>>27731001[That he does. So the layout would look like this:>Joachim - Combat Knife, Laspistol, 2x Frag Grenade, Krak Grenade>Mercuria - Combat Knife, Lasrifle, 2 Frag Grenades>Rahman: Psyker Scepter, Canteen>Zola: Laspistol, Field Emergency Medical Supplies, Canteen>Criehr: Chainsword, Laspistol, 1 Frag Grenade, Krak Grenade>Yuu'yan: Lasrifle, 1 Frag Grenade, Combat Knife Is this your final Loadout?>Y/N]
Vaguely related: >>27704724 asked how to name Tau or Necron stands. Obviously the only acceptable naming convention for Tau is hotblooded J-pop. So I ended up pilfering /tg/'s homebrew character O'ren I'shi'ii and giving her a stand named ETERNAL BLAZE. I thought I'd share since it was sparked by this quest (and kept me up until 4AM). Wish I had a scanner, though...
>>27731070Loadout looks awesome. Let's lock and load, boys.
>>27731071[Actually for Tau I'm gonna go with BGMs for Japanese games. Yes. That category includes SRW Banpresto Originals. And Castlevania songs.
>>27731071>looks up character on 1d4chanI like this plan, it makes a good boss
[Well, if there are no further objections, I shall begin writing!]
>>27731161DOES THIS INCLUDE Keiki Kobayashi[spoiler/]?
>>27731161MAKENAIZE GANLEON. PLEASE.
>>27731322I Am Baran Doban, you mean.
>>27731263[That even includes Yuzo Koshiro"Powerful Gue'la, my 「Unsung War」 and my brothers' 「Journey Home」 and 「Megalith Agnus Dei」 are at your disposal."][K writing for real now. Wanted to give people a chance to still make an objection.]
>>27731403Wait. Actually. I think we're all missing something important here.Clearly we must have a Tau Stand named TROMBE!
>>27731434Then you need a partner with a stand named Soul Sword One Strike.Ork standz named after cheesey action movies?
>>27731404>Yuzo KoshiroMy nigga.
"We'll distribute the equipment like this, everyone. This way, we should all be combat-capable...let's hope it doesn't come to that.""You should say 'it can't come to that'", Mercuria adds. "This is not just anywhere we're doing a rescue mission in, this is the realm of the fabled Ultramarines! Adeptus Astartes!""Having second thoughts?" Yuu'yan interjects, coyly grinning at Mercuria's possible display of weakness."In your dreams, pointy ears. JoJo's going, so I'm going. I go where he goes. So far that's worked for me, and I'm sure it will keep workin' for a long, long time." Mercuria defiantly states."Oooooh...this means....that maybe I'll get a chance to draw an Adeptus Astartes? Maybe I should bring a sketchbook?" Criehr, as always, surprises everyone else with her priorities."...Lady Criehr, I would advise against that. We're going into a danger zone, not a vacation." It was Rahman who decided to shatter her Astartes-sketching dreams. She pouts, more cutely than angrily."In any case..." it is your turn to speak up once again. "...I think we're ready to go. Anybody else needs to do something?">Have everyone pick a bite to eat before making planetfall.>Talk to any of the members of your group.>Just wait until it's time to move out.>Other (Write)[NM 4]
>>27731483[You read my mind. Ork stands are named after oldschool action movies. Not necessarily cheesy.]
>>27731404this calls for celebration!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbTHCeQwGtMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xr7V0B53ZM
>>27731611Just wait. We're decked out and ready to go; best not to distract ourselves before we go.
Rolled 42>>27731611Gotta eat. We can chat about the crew while we get some food.
>>27731635Remember to call them [Standz].
Rolled 2>>27731670My roll.>>27731662Needs more Zero.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGjwXI0n5-I
Rolled 73>>27731611Talk to party membersNOT MACHA
Where exactly were we landing, again?
Rolled 79>>27731712zero and avalon share a lietmotif, but you have a pointI raise you liberationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhdNjzX4waA
Outta my way, old school Koshiro coming through!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRZELSajkxM
>>27731756At this point my AC knowledge peters out, so I'll have to fall back on what I know.To my side! Uematsu-sama!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDS0xWvM68
>>27731404>Agnus Dei No one’s left. Everything’s gone. Kharak is burning.;_;
>>27731715[Parmeno, an Ultramar training planet.]>>27731713"How are you guys feeling about all of this?" you decide to ask no one in particular."I think it's absolutely nuts, but our powers are meant to be nuts, too, so I'll pull through!" Mercuria answers.Rahman is the next to speak his piece: "I have never met an Ultramarine before, and from what I hear, Captain Titus is what one should truly strive to be. If he is being condemned by his peers for something he has no fault on, that's a feeling I know all too well as a Psyker. More than anything, I'd like to help the good Captain."Zola stays quiet for a moment, as in reflecting what to say next. When she does speak, her statement is quite blunt. "Father said this: if you ain't fightin', you ain't livin'. So let's fight."Criehr, as always, seems to be a bit out of it. "Ohhh, it'll be fun!" You decide not to ask her to explain her reasoning. It could be a cause for concern.Yuu'yan is the last to speak. "...I've fought Space Marines before and come out on top, but by the skin of my teeth. Mon'keigh, make sure to avoid confrontation at all costs."So, for all extents and purposes, you and your party are psychologically prepared for the incredible undertaking you are about to get yourselves into: infiltrating the realm of Ultramar and rescuing someone who might not even want to be rescued by the likes of you.Sounds like another day in the office, all right.The comm system nearby blares to life with Macha's voice. "JoJo, everyone, preparations are ready. You coming?">LET'SGO.jpg>Maybe we should eat first.>Or discuss other things first?>Give everyone one last scan with your eyes.>Other(Write)[NM4]
>>27731770[>Streets of RageUNF UNF UNF UNF]
>>27731892Wrong song, that one is Adagio.
Rolled 56>>27731897Option 1. With theme song and montage.
Rolled 99>>27731877aha! I counter with something completely different, yet related! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXDxYIWAT7Y[x]Let's go!
>>27731897>LET'SGO.jpg>>27731947It's the same song, it's just one has a chorus, I believe.
Rolled 70>>27731958dice gods have spoken!captcha: vengeance revalsouperhaps we'll be killing Leandros too?
Rolled 20>>27731989fuck, forgot my roll.
Rolled 37>>27731897Shit son, eat something. Get some lambis bread or whatever good shit Eldar have in the fridge.
Rolled 52>>27731958MY GOOD MANTHAT 99WE NOW DESCEND TO PLANET WHILE OTHERWORLD PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUNDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl8uhXwrTWQBut as majestic as Otherworld is, it cannot beat the ethereal sound of this beauty.
Rolled 48>>27731897Le's do this people!
Rolled 79>>27732037you want something dramatic, eh?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0FULL PATHOS POWER!!!
Rolled 99>>27732069Ah, pathos?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDl0YS3AscCry, anon. It is only right.
Rolled 63>>27732173Mine was more DRAMATIC MANLY TEARS than quiet mourning, given the situationbut well played
>>27731958>>27732173Dear god, WHAT?!
Rolled 46>>27732253we're having a great time of musical dueling, ser!helpful since my roomate is playing the most droning rap imaginable!
>>27732299Speaking of which, ROUND TWO! I open with some SRW, aNON!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvonLNQiQUQ
>>27731958You head towards the inner deck together with your five companions, all decked out and ready for the upcoming mission.Macha is waiting for you there. "I take you are all ready?" You nod."I'll be transporting you now, then. Everybody huddle up."You hear some fast-paced music come from the comm system. Its instrumentation is rather fast, and not at all what you'd expect to hear in an Eldar ship. Still, you can't help but like it."Oh, hey, that's my jam." Yuu'yan says as he hears the music. "Seems these guys want me to make an entrance."Before long, all of you are pressed tightly together. Since there is contact, Macha can teleport you all together. Standing in front of you is Mercuria. Behind you is Criehr, and behind her is Rahman. Behind Rahman, Yuu'yan, and finally Zola."You ready?" You all nod in unison, in frightening synchronicity.Before long, Weather Girls touches you. And then, you are no longer in the Inner Deck of the Eldar Transport, but instead you find yourself on a clearing in one of the lush forests of Parmenio. The 'Bronze Body' Weather Girl floats in front of you."You guys made it! Well, not that there's any surprise in that." You notice Macha's voice comes from the black area between the Weather Girl's eyes, and right below it. You finally realize that it might be meant to be a 'speaker'. "In any case", the Stand continues for Macha, "I did some small reconnaissance for you. To the north, there seems to be a city. I saw Space Marine Scouts with the populace. To the east, it seems a group of people set up camp. West from your location, there's nothing I could see from my end due to the dense foliage, but you might want to check it out. And south...well, southward, I think I saw some Space Marine scouts running training exercises. I'll let you decide where to go from there.""And why not advise us as we go?" asked Yuu'yan."There's your answer."(cont.)
>>27732299I was referring to the fact that two 99's were rolled...Are we getting Ogre Luck or something?
Rolled 20>>27732366>looks*spittake* well, this either bodes very well or very illhopefully that's just gambler's fallacy talking though>>27732363Go! Me using something totally different! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
>>27732364>"Oh, hey, that's my jam." Yuu'yan says as he hears the music. "Seems these guys want me to make an entrance."Warp Spiders listen to Yuzo Koshiro. This is now canon.
Rolled 67>>27732425see the roll being quoted, mate.
>>27732364A beat. It takes Yuu'yan a few seconds to realize it, but he was speaking to a disembodied voice."The sound I transmit through my Weather Girls" Macha points out "can be heard even by those who do not have Stands. So even if I've got full visual, I really shouldn't speak to you guys unless you're completely alone."That makes sense. A mysterious voice like that could definitely arise suspicion. You make a mental note of this fact. Could come in handy later."We really should get going" Zola adds. "The sooner we achieve our objective, the sooner we can get out from this situation.">Go North. There might be important information to be had in the city.>Go West. Macha might have missed something important.>Go East. A camp will have a lower population count than a city, and it might be best to be seen by as few people as possible. >Go South. The Training Grounds might hold important information.>Discuss plan of action with Rahman/Mercuria/Zola/Yuu'yan/Criehr (and/or). >Other (Write)[NM6]
Rolled 15>>27732484Go east.>>27732363and a follow-up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtoHEbwCahA
Rolled 42>>27732484Head to the city and hit up the nearest bar. There are some role-playing cliches that can never die.
Rolled 50>>27732484>>Discuss plan of action with Rahman/Mercuria/Zola/Yuu'yan/Criehr (and/or).I want to hear everyone's reccomendations, failing that, >>27732533's suggestion is pretty good.
>>27732520DAT COMBO. A rather unorthodox set, I never saw it coming! But your pianos have inspired me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qaPxf7EV4Will you fight, aNON?
Rolled 45>>27732550fair point, change plan to this.
Rolled 35>>27732571a remix!?! clever triprival...I counter with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss
[Two more rolls. So far discussing the plan of action is winning]
>>27732641Well now, aNON! A Touhou remix on piano played by five people? How about a Touhou remix for sex...played by ONE MAN?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxUtAKPYmFc
>>27732684FOR SIX! I MEANT FOR SIX! Though that song is undoubtedly also sex.
[Okay folks, back to the topic at hand.I'm gonna default to the highest result in five minutes. [ Also everyone knows this is this Quest's ending theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7FzbqNtWfY&list=FLga41s3C20E_At6eGCSEnbw&index=1 ]
Rolled 14>>27732684You appear to have caught me on bad footing, indeed my song was done without the aid of a pianist.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSrV5--cua8>>27732745While the performance is indeed quite impressive, I must say I have better tunes for THAT theme.However they don't fit the current theme, perhaps later?
Rolled 38>>27732791As you wish, GM
>>27732791I've always been partial to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnAtE-dVaos
>>27732550"My fellows, what do you think about each of the options?"Yuu'yan is the first to speak. "Better go West. Stay unseen. See what we find. If Farseer Macha couldn't see what was there with her ability, then that means it's got to be great to keep us in the lowdown. These uniforms should blend right in with the environment, too.""Ah, but we have no way of knowing if we'll find anything valuable there." Rahman objects Yuu'yan's proposition. "It might be a good idea to head East, towards the camp. We can remain unseen easily enough while we assess the situation."Mercuria shakes her head profusely. "You guys got it all wrong! We should go to the city. More people equals more places to get information! Plus there might be a bar or somethin'. Where there's bars, there's drunks, and where there's a drunk, there's also a blabbermouth.""I want to go to the training place!" Criehr raises her hand. "I want to see if the Space Marine kiddies are cute!"Everyone just stops discussing and instead stare at Criehr. You have to admit, she has a knack for defusing arguments."Zola?" you ask, "what about you? Any ideas?""No real preference, Joachim.", she replies. "I think everyone has made pretty good points for where we should head to." With 'everyone', you're going to assume she meant 'everyone but Criehr'."Well, if that's the case, we should go...>North>East>West>South>Other (Write)[NM5]
Rolled 51>>27733069While Criehr's reasoning is...questionable, it /is/ true that there's no better way to get information on Spehss Mahreens than form the smurfs themselves. Let's go.>>27732807I see we've come back to the "epic" end of things...I will save my trump card for later, however.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJuT8zPmvALet this be my entry for now.
Rolled 3>>27733069rolling 1d4 for direction, will follow up with a 1d100
Rolled 38>>27733206Hmm, dice seem to favour douchebag elf.Rolling for west.
Rolled 82>>27733069>NorthSomeone's bound to talk.
Rolled 46>>27733243North it is, then!
[One more roll.]
Rolled 15>>27733373Rolling for rolls, then.
Rolled 78>>27733181lets try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Iz2oqPFmI
Rolled 94>>27733463Very good, aNON...very...dark.Evocative of a dark and foreboding destiny...or perhaps...a [Fate]?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgc_iB6bF9Q
>>27733463>>27733534(for real though, I was playing PSO2 and that came on in the background and I thought some kind of hardcore emergency quest just happened. It was awesome.)
Rolled 46>>27733534curses, I was hoping you'd go horror so I could let loose with Yamaoka, but at the same time the tone of this means I will anyways!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WShknpNpHbY
>>27733243"...North. Mercuria is right. The more people in the place, the better chances of us getting information." Yes, it might present its own dangers, but it was your best chance right now.After some deliberation, everyone agrees with your judgment. You begin the trek northwards. After about 45 minutes worth of walking, you can see the city in the horizon, its large buildings spreading throughout the landscape. Realizing you're about to go into a populated settlement while technically off-duty...carrying weaponry inside is not the best idea.Once you discuss this little detail with your comrades, Weather Girls Bronze transmits Macha's voice. "I can hold on to those for you and transport them back when you're out of the city."Soon enough, your group has gotten rid of all their weaponry, with the exception of the Combat Knives, and, of course, Canteens, Psyker Scepter, and Medical Kit.A few of you have ought to feel quite naked right about now, walking into the wolf's maw without anything to defend yourselves, but attracting attention by packing heat seemed like a worse idea.Realizing something else, you decide to check the money you have on hand.>In total, your party has 350 Throne Gelts (TG)Just in case you need to spend some money.After some more walking, your party is within the city. Many walk its streets, and you do not have any idea where to start searching.>Go to the shopping district.>Go to the nearest tavern.>Take a walk through the city's streets.>Try and find some access to the back alleys of the city.>Other (Write)[NM 5]
Rolled 4>>27733727Wait, I thought we were disguised as Guardsmen, aren't Guardsmen supposed to carry their weaponry 24/7 in case of attack?>Go to the nearest tavern.I can't wait to kills some Kobolds, or some rats in a cellar!
Rolled 5>>27733727head to the wealthiest district we can find and acquire a noble in the know
Rolled 94>>27733727>Go to the nearest tavern.Booze always makes the tongue wag.>>27733784JoJo, Mercuria and Zola are actual Guardsmen, while Yuu'yan and Criehr are disguised. Rahman is a psyker; he doesn't count.
Rolled 33>>27733784We're in Ultramarine territory, since there isn't an official deployment of guardsmen here AFAIK that's limited to local PDF>>27733810this
Rolled 17>>27733727cause trouble, then kidnap the highest ranking officer who comes to check on it
Rolled 81>>27733810Rolling for this on the off chance of OVERPOSING it.>>27733624Horror, huh...I don't know about anyone else, but this creeped the hell out of me as a child.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY
>>27733784[For the record, though, this is a planet filled with Space Smurfs. Would anybody really be expecting an attack here? It's not even the Eastern Fringe, too.The party's logic is that they might not be able to access certain places while packing heat.]
Rolled 76>>27733867from the same seriesshort but sweethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D40RHPimrKk
Rolled 99>>27733927In the same vein:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1y8bq_2X2g
Rolled 24>>27734054THESE 99s
Rolled 61>>27734071>>27734054they taste like victory
>>27733810Knowing your Investigations 101 from stories featuring Adeptus Arbites weeding out Chaos cults, you decide to head towards a nearby tavern. As you walk in, you survey your surroundings: on the left, there appears to be a group of PDF soldiers chatting vividly with those whom appear to be...from their uniform, Cadian Guardsmen? (You swear to the Emperor, those guys are everywhere). Somewhere in the far back, you see a man who appears to be...an Adeptus Astartes. That strikes you as very odd, as you had heard that the Emperor's Angels of Death do not frequent these places. At the bar, there is a balding man with thin white hairs scrubbing a mug with a piece of cloth, and you presume this man to be the owner. Finally, there is a woman sitting all alone in a table on the right. She, too, is wearing a Cadian Guards woman getup.>Go join the PDF and Guardsmen.>Approach the Space Marine.>Approach the owner.>Approach the Guardswoman.
Rolled 57>>27734096We talk to the ownerZola and Yuu'yan chat with the GuardswomanMercuria and Rahman talk to the PDF and GuardsmenCriehr talks to the Smurf
Rolled 99>>27734096Righty, time to split up and start collecting intel.Send Mercuria to chat up the fine lady at the bar. I feel like she'll do a better job of it than we will.Have Rahman try and get some info out of the PDF and Guardsmen. If all else fails, I'm sure a Psyker is intimidating enough for most people.Criehr and Yuu should probably stay out of this, so leave them to their devices. I'm sure Criehr brought her sketchpad despite us telling her not to.As for JoJo? We're gonna go hang with the Space Marine. Maybe he'll appreciate our blunt personality.
Rolled 8>>27734096>>27734121>Go join the PDF and Guardsmen.Act like one of the guys, and see if local scuttlebutt mentions anything about Titus.
>>27734185OH MY GOD ANOTHER ONE.
Rolled 80>>27734185so, do you know the dice gods personally, or did you just slaughter an entire Third World country to appease them?also, rolling to try and OVERPOSE
Rolled 11>>27734185overpose roll it is,
>All these 99's
Rolled 89>>27734185couldn't think of much appropriate for this within our theme, but here's something laid back enough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-o4I1Dxgs
>>27734329Chill is the name of the game today, huh?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUqCIpUsEu4
>>27734185You decide to approach the Astartes, while Mercuria went off to talk to the Guardswoman and Rahman attempted to collect information on his end.As you approach the hulking monstrosity of a man, he speaks with a booming voice you'd expect from someone of his size. "Hark, Guardsman! Are you part of the current exchange training regime?">"Yes, exactly, my lord.">"I am not, my esteemed sire. May I inquire further on what that may be?">"No, sire. I am here for other reasons.">"Sire, is a thing such as the duty of a lowly Guardsman that important to a mighty Space Marine?">"I'm here at the Emperor's will.">Other (Write)[NM6]
Rolled 82>>27734382Say yes. And then arm wrestle.
Rolled 20>>27734382>"Sire, is a thing such as the duty of a lowly Guardsman that important to a mighty Space Marine?"Let's see how far flattery gets us.
Rolled 28>>27734410That's a horrible idea. Let's not sign ourselves on for something we're not aware of. Also, let's NOT break our arm. We're a JoJo, but we're not a Space Marine.
Rolled 28>>27734367catchy, though not really likely for tavern music>>27734382>"Sire, is a thing such as the duty of a lowly Guardsman that important to a mighty Space Marine?">>27734440use our stand and impress Sphess Mehren by remaining unmovingbut no, I'll keep my vote
Rolled 38>>27734382>"I'm here at the Emperor's will."
Rolled 62>>27734382>"I'm here at the Emperor's will."Technically true after all, then May I inquire further on what the exchange may be may be?captcha says: majus yflava So will Flava Flav be in this? It would be reealy lonely, oh so lonely with just Akon.
Rolled 8>>27734382>"Sire, is the duty of a lowly Guardsman of such importance to a mighty Astartes?"
Rolled 78>>27734410rolls again seem to favor your plan, though I'd rather avoid drawing undue attention just yet
Rolled 32>>27734511hell, switch my vote to >>27734410sometimes you gotta go balls deep
>>27734410"Indeed I am, my Lord. But that is, as of now, unimportant." You respond dismissively. "I wish to test my mettle against the Emperor's Finest myself. Sire, would you do me the honor of engaging in an arm-wrestling contest with me?"The tavern goes silent. Soon afterwards, you hear the PDF/Cadian group burst into laughter. The Guardswoman, however, stares at you with unbridled interest. So does the Ultramarine. "Are you certain of what you are saying, Guardsman? You might be injured severely, or worse, should I accept your challenge.""I am well aware, sire. But as a servant of the Emperor, I wish to become stronger and stronger still. If I am to do so, I must set my goals high, and what better way than to become as strong as an Astartes, the mightiest warriors the universe has ever known?""I admire your spirit, Guardsman. To refuse your challenge would be to refuse that glorious determination as well. Whichever Chapter overlooked such a determined youth has made a great mistake. You would have been an excellent Astartes.""My lord, I thank you for your kind words - but my planet has no Chapter recruiting from it.""'Tis a shame, Guardsman."Before you know it, your arm and the Marine's are clasped together by the hands, their elbows resting on the sturdiest table in the tavern. There is a circle of spectators around you, several even making bets against you. So much for 'fellow Guardsmen'.>Use Low Rider to increase the friction on the Marine's Power Armor arm and shoulder joints.>Use Low Rider to increase to lower the friction on your glove.>Use Low Rider for something else.>No Stands. We'll show everyone the true strength of a Guardsman!>Other(Write)[NM5]
Rolled 75>>27734955>No Stands. We'll show everyone the true strength of a Guardsman!
Rolled 76>>27734955NO STANDSPLUCK ONLYFINAL DESTINATION
Rolled 72>>27734955this is a contest between men, and as such we shall bring only our muscles and our POSING!
Rolled 57>>27734955>No Stands. We'll show everyone the true strength of a Guardsman!
Rolled 32>>27734955PLUCK. AND. LUCKWhen we win, we POSE.
Rolled 81>>27734955use Low Rider to steal the Marine's dataslate
Rolled 24>>27734997lets do this!http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GZUN89RaP60#t=69
Rolled 67>>27735077fucking embed...skip to 1:26
Rolled 29>>27734955does playing fair count as GENTLEMEN ACTION?
Rolled 45>>27734955Actually since Low Rider has B rank strength, we could have it work alongside our arm for a massive strength boost.
Rolled 26Man this is going to end well...
Rolled 47>>27735142man has a pointfuck it, we're dealing with a supersoldierchange vote to thiscrikey fuck i'm indecisive today
>>27735142What I mean to say is that Low Rider's Destructive Power is B, and since [Removing Friction] isn't inherintly destructive, (like say Fugo's Purple Haze.] It's Destructive Power means it comes from soley from our Stand's physical strength, like Star Platinum or Crazy Diamond, but to a lesser extent.
For anyone new to Jojo, a Stand with A rank strength has the ability to casually punch a hole through someone's torso, shatter boulders by punching them, or tossing parts of buildings at them as a distraction.The only Stand I can recall with a Destructive Power of B was The Hand, which had a quasi black hole on it's hand.
>>27735295Also, a C-rank anything (barring Range and Learning) is the human average. A-rank Strength allows for Superman-like shit.
>>27734997>>27734995As the Started let's loose his strength, you find yourself using all of your strength to fight back.It works...for all of five seconds, after which you find your whole body bending towards the other end of the table. You lost. Badly. Your arm is sore, but still uninjured."Guardsman." The Ultramarine speaks. "The fact that you could even oppose my strength at all tells me all I need to know about you. Yours truly is a spirit stronger than steel. I must know your name.""Joachim." You answer. "Joachim Joestar.""A fine name." The Marine stands. You now truly come to see how you dwarf in comparison to his imposing stature. "I am Levant Drossel, of the Ultramarines' 2nd Company. May we meet again sometime." And with those words, just like that, he was gone.Damn, your arm is really, really sore. Soon enough the crowd disperses, and a single Guardsman is paying all the others. Poor guy. Must've been the only one to bet for you.Mercuria approaches you, Guardswoman in tow. You now come to realize that attached to her flak jacket are several awards for distinguished service."JoJo, this is someone you need to talk to." Mercuria simply says this. Nothing else."A fine display, Guardsman. You do us proud." Said the brunette Guardswoman. You notice there's an almost imperceptible scar above and through her right eyebrow."I lost." Is all you can mutter in reply."Winning, losing...as long as one is alive, does it really matter? I've seen winners stripped of their glory, and losers getting the last laugh." She stretches her hand for a handshake. "So, may I have your name, Guardsman?"You accept the gesture of friendship. "Joachim. Joachim Joestar, of the 02nd Stella Patina Regiment, the Battlers. My friends call me JoJo""Miranda Nero, current Commanding Officer of the 203rd Cadian Regiment. My friends call me Mira, and I think you and I are going to become fast friends."[I really should sleep some. I'll continue on the early morning]
>>27735502[*Started = Astartes. Fuck autocorrect.]
>>27735295Here's an analysis of our Stand.[LOW RIDER]Destructive Power: B obviously superhuman, I wouldn't be suprised if we could throw small vehicles at people.Speed: A Near lightspeed to FTLRange: E (2m)Durability: C Rougly on par with The World, don't take too many punches from an A ranked Destructive Stand.Precision: B Not good enough to preform brain surgery with our Stand's bare fingers, but still superhumanly accurate. Our stand can flick stones/bullets to a range of 75-100m (Josuke almost hit a *rat* behind cover at 60m.)Development Potential: A Adaptable as fuck, Koichi was able to evolve his stand into alternate forms via Acts, and Gionro constantly pulled new abilities out of his ass.Summary, not the most conventionally powerful, but adaptable and versatile as fuck.
Rolled 17>>27735502Same here, OP...but nice job on that arm wrestling match. I think we made a friend today.UNTIL TOMORROW
Rolled 43>>27735502Mira!just who we needed
Thread is well past 300 posts, and it's dying.
>>27735676[Twas probably a good time to make a new thread, anyways. And I'll be available for quite a whole tomorrow since I have it off work. We've got quite some shit done today...but tomorrow we get shit DONE if you know what I mean.]