You were one of the best. No, you were the best. Your very name etched in the minds of the masses as one of infamy and terror. But who cared what the unwashed masses thought, you were above them, you had it all. Money, fame, power. You were on top of the world, far above those so called "heroes", who always sought to foil your schemes, that took ever so long to perfect. Until one day, you stole an artifact, mainly because it would look perfect on your mantlepiece. Everything was going fine, until one of the lumbering oafs knocked you to the ground, shattering the strange glass orb in the process. And with a flash, your world burnt away to nothing, along with the idiotic "heroes", your lovely home, even your employees.everything you had come to both hate a cherish, gone just like that, leaving you alone in the darkness. That was five years ago if you've been keeping track of it right, though you doubt you have due to the lack of days in this hellish void. Now a normal man would just be content to spend eternity in this horrible place, but not you."Yes, Today is the day I escape this thrice dammed place" You say to yourself, standing up and twirling your most magnificent mustache "if only I knew just how to get out of here". You ponder on this for a moment, or perhaps for two years, time is ever so hard to keep track of here. You scream in a near feral rage, running for centuries, or perhaps minutes, before you collapse, staring up at the infinite void above. Except, there is a man blocking the view."Well aren't you a sad sight, trapped alone for god knows how long in such a boring place" He says, his face shifting between hundreds of different forms, some familiar, many not "I might be able to relieve you of this hell, all you have to do is shake my hand, and sign this contract right here". You must have finally gone insane, but the mere thought of freedom makes your heart leap with joy, but wait, nothing is ever free, but does that really matter, FREEDOM
>>27695341What do you (forgot my name somehow) shake this strange fellows hand, and sign the contract without a second thought ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you aim for the family jewels : roll 1d100 try running again, you were almost out this time, you could feel it :roll 1d100 other
>>27695362>[X] ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you
>>27695362Ah I do love the classics. I'll sign write away. On the grounds you sign my "damasal on the railroads" contract.
Rolled 13>>27695362>[X] aim for the family jewels
Rolled 63>>27695362> aim for the family jewels : roll 1d100
>>27695362>ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost youWith a side order of what this guy said.>>27695435
>>27695341Shit, man. I like what you're doing but you gotta start formatting better. Speech/dialogue is bracketed by a carriage return below and above it, multiple lines of dialogue are separated by carriage return. And breaking up the text into smaller paragraphs makes the whole thing way more readable.A few more minutes proofreading would be excellent as well.Also, sign all story posts with a trip so you don't get imped/we know what's a story post/people wanting to catch up can just control+F your trip.>>27695362> ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you
>>27695477Bah stop being so anal. It doesn't make any real difference anyway.
>>27695362>[X] otherSearch your person for the collapsible proton launcher we keep on hand.
>>27695496...good grammar and formatting in a 100% text environment is anal retentive?
>>27695496It's kind of eye cancerous, reading that block of text.
>>27695435Also our guys name is dick dastardly
>>27695521I like blocks of text. I like having more to read.
>>27695477Whoops, my bad, you tripped up for your second post. My b, didn't see that!
Rolled 22>>27695362> aim for the family jewels : roll 1d100
>>27695477Noted >>27695464>>27695460you ponder briefly the thought of kicking this strange fellow in the family jewels, but you quickly squash this train of thought, that is how a brute would deal with seeing something he doesn't understand, and you are no brute.You twirl your mustache, lost in thought, sighing as you realize this is possibly your one and only chance at freedom."May I ask just what this contact entails and what it will cost me" you say, reaching into your coat pocket and pulling out a piece of torn paper "But before I do I must implore you to sign my "damsels on the railroad contract". the strange man laughs, and signs your contract, a chill running down your spine as you return it to your pocket. He touches your shoulder, along with the feeling of a thousand spiders crawling on your back"Oh just a simple little thing my new friend" He says his voice like fine wine "just an assurance you'll go back to your old ways, and it'll let me keep an eye on you, no matter where you try and hide".he laughs"and the cost, is nothing much, just a small amount of your blood to be mixed with the ink, so what do you say, new friend".What do you doagree, freedom is worth any price ask for something more Break his noses for this insult, you are above such shady dealings: 1d100 run : 1d100
>>27695496It makes a huge difference. This is a big fucking deal mate.
>>27695602>ask for something moreI agree to your terms but in return I would like some new threads and a corgi henchmen. Oh and some skeletons to.
Rolled 60>>27695602>[X] Become muscle, punch in face
>>27695623I second this. He seems like a reasonable enough fellow.
Rolled 65>>27695602> ask for something moreLets demand a much bigger mustache.
>>27695602Now you're cooking. Just be mindful of how it looks in a text box vis a vis on 4chan proper and you'll be good to go.>I am not a servant, nor a slave, nor a serf. I will offer my partnership, not my servitude to be...watched.
Rolled 66>>27695654>>27695602I'm with this guy, we definitely need a much bigger mustache. Basically, seconded.
Rolled 9>>27695602> Break his noses for this insult, you are above such shady dealings: 1d100
>>27695623>>27695703 "First, I am not your servant, nor am I your slave, and I most certainly am not a lowly serf" you say indignantly "But I will accept a partnership". The man laughs."You are everything I expected, and everything I need for the coming events" The man says "However you have let to prove yourself to me for me to consider a partnership just let, think of this as a favor, from one evil doer to another"a favor? well if your mother had taught you anything, its to get as many things as you can for free, you know if she taught you anything besides be quite and obey. but what would you want? ..........That's it."I want a small dog, a corgi to be exact" you demand"done, Always can use an extra set of eyes, especially for fellows like yourself""and some fresh clothing, a larger more regal mustache""Child's play" he laughs"and some skeletons" You say remembering that rather pale sickly fellow you worked with a few times."fine, but you'll have to gain the power to command them yourself". He holds out his hand and contact. you shake his hand like an old friend, ignoring the piercing pain in your palm. He hands you a quill, and the bottle of ink containing your freshly drawn blood.What do you sign Dick dastardly Vilian the VillainBethany (your mother always wanted a girl) other
Rolled 91>>27695602> Break his noses for this insult, you are above such shady dealings: 1d100
>>27695828>OtherDick Villian the Villian Bethany Dastardly the third.
>>27695833Oh what a waste, you may have won something if that option had won out
Rolled 52>>27695828>Bethany (your mother always wanted a girl)
>>27695857Sounds perfect to me.
>>27695861Oh boy, I bet all my luck went into that roll too.
Rolled 60>>27695828Bethany (your mother always wanted a girl)The fact that she also dressed us like a girl until our sixth birthday is probably one of the reason why we became a villain.
>>27695857Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third, The Villain. Your signature smokes and spits sparks, as the man smiles and pats you on your shoulder"Give them hell, new friend" He says "They deserve it, destroy their lives, wreak havoc, retake your rightful place on top"and with a flash, he's goneCold stone, warm summer air carrying the the smell of cooking meat. Your eyes open, and you find a small dog staring into them. You blink, and stand up, petting the small animal.Something is wrong, this...this isn't your world. Not at all, everything looks different, cold, hostile, even your hands look different, they look, real? wait they looked real before, didn't they, then why would they look real now. You shake this thought away with some difficulty, and walk out of the alley followed by your new companion. What are these people wearing, it looks so...dirty. no matter, you are free to do whatever you will.Health: Perfectly fineSanity: slightly disturbed Villainy level: N/aabilities: N/aWhat do you do You need a weapon ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly Find a lair other
Rolled 28>>27696034> ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horriblySay, you deedly chippy dirty hippies, why are you dressed so funny? Did a majectic tick took made you tic?
>>27696034Look for those goddamn things the man promised us. I want my cloths
>>27696034Find a suitable lair first
>>27696034>ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly"I can only hope to be as villainous as the person who designed your outfit. Tell me, victim of this most horrid crime, why?"
>>27696034[X] ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly We get to know why they are dressed in such a horrid fashion and maybe get a hint at where we are exactly.
>>27696116Sick burn, I approve.
Rolled 19>>27696179>>27696116I have a dark feeling that we may have stumbled upon hipsters
>>27696034>Villainy level: N/aDo you mean this as our reputation or as how evil we are? Because we certainly are almost pure evil.>>27696197I hope these aren't Hipster Skeletons.Oh, and also>[X] Ask these strange people why they are dressed so, so horribly
>>27696116>>27696071You look at your own attire, a fine blacksuit with The finest Ivory buttons, and a dastardly cape and mustache. You notice a bag near your feet, upon opening it you find around four bodies worth of bonesYou decided to ask these people why they are wearing such horrible attireYou walk for a bit, trying to catch someone attention before a rather brutish looking black youth calls out to you"Man, what the fuck are you wearing, what did ya miss last century". His smaller friends laugh, though you don't find the humor in his words, they're clothing is even worse than the rest"I can only hope to be as villainous as the person who designed your outfit. Tell me, victim of this most horrid crime, why?" You ask the large fellow. His eyes turn into a glare of hateand he stands to his full height."What the fuck did you say to me?" He asks, Grabbing you coatwhat do you No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100 Ask him if he wishes to be your henchman apologize order your fierce animal companion to attack try and run roll1d100 other
>>27696248its our reputationcurrently your evilness level is Saturday cartoon villain, which is quite high, the nine hells quake at your presence
Rolled 14>>27696256> No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100
Rolled 54>>27696256>No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100Begin playing look pimping in the background.
>>27696256 No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100primates if we beat the leader we become leader bash his fool head in real good.
>>27696256>order your fierce animal companion to attackSick em fluffy
Rolled 36>>27696256 No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100
Rolled 37>>27696256>no one touches the coat
Rolled 39>>27696256> No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100
Rolled 11>>27696256> No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100Channel the power of the mustache and hit him in the groin with our mighty cane: the nutstopper!
>>27696256>[X] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane>>27696267Ahhh, good to know. Also, this seems interesting, though as another fellow has already said, please try proofreading your text before posting.
Rolled 6>>27696256>>27696324I feel retarded as fuck. In order to shame myself I'll use that as my name for tonight.
Rolled 5>>27696256No one touches out coat.
We are going to get such a beating unless the DC for this was low.
Wait, OP, are you the same guy of the "Let's make our own Villain" thread?
>>27696280NO ONE TOUCHES YOUR COAT, especially someone with such vile tastes in fashion. You recall punishing your henchmen with your cane before, with such frequency they began to call it the nutstopperyou smack the brute across the face with it, he drops you. You stand in victory before a pain from your gut sends you to your feet. you look up and see the barrel of a gun BY THE LORD, DOES HE MEAN TO KILL YOU?What do you do try to run roll1d100 throw the bones at him THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED Roll1d100 you like his style, ask him if he would like to be your henchmen other
>>27696355Nobut I am the one who replied with the NEEEEEEEEEEEH post
Rolled 16>>27696378> you like his style, ask him if he would like to be your henchmen
Rolled 40>>27696378>throw the bones at himLets spook him to deathOr otherSick em fluffy
Rolled 76>>27696378> THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED Roll1d100SUPER MUSTACHE MODE ACTIVATE!
Rolled 65>>27696378> THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED Roll1d100ALL OR NOTHING!
Rolled 71>>27696378>[X] OtherSteal his gun. Possibly by smacking his hand.
Rolled 57>>27696414We could also destroy the gun by inserting our index finger in it and summoning the power of cartoon villainry.
>>27696404>SUPER MUSTACHE MODE ACTIVATE!
>>27696404"THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!" you scream.*bang*. Wait you aren't dead. You smack him with your cane, much harder than last time, powered by Anger and survival instincts. The force of the stroke knocks the oaf down to the ground, and freeing his gun from his grip. You pick it up. Its a strange model, one of which you have never seen before. The smaller fellows seem a bit confused. Possibly because their leader is picking up his teeth at the moment.What do you do now as I was saying, Why are you dressed so abhorrently  How would you fine fellows like to be my henchmen roll1d100 No one Threatens you and lives this insult requires punishment, a train, and some rope  other
Rolled 3>>27696540 this insult requires punishment, a train, and some rope
>>27696540 now as I was saying, Why are you dressed so abhorrentlyAsk them to dress properly and become your evil henchmen.
>>27696540[x] this insult requires punishment, a train, and some rope
>>27696540Ask the other people about this strange gun.
Rolled 68>>27696575This person, I support him.
Rolled 82>>27696540>[X] How would you fine fellows like to be my henchmen roll1d100If/When they accept, make them dress better to. By imposing a henchmen dress code
Rolled 78>>27696575Oh yeah, roll for henchmen, I forgot
Rolled 26>>27696540Roll for henchmen
>>27696575I say they should dress along those lines.
>>27696654You stare at these badly dressed youths, they remind you of your old henchmen, not to bright, prone to smashing things they don't understand. But they're more willing to kill, just what you need."How would you fine young gentlemen like to be my henchmen" You ask holding your hand out."Are you fucking crazy you white son of" The brute on the ground begins before being silenced by your boot. You fierce animal companion works at breaking his will via licking.They look unsure. "I'll lead you to riches untold" You say, taking a foul smelling boy under your arm, his hair tied into a ponytail "And if you refuse, I'll be forced to further dirty my hand, and neither of us want that". The second you mention riches they stand at attention. *Henchmen unlocked. The William Street gang, they aren't to smart or loyal, but you have to start somewhere*"But first we must get you some new clothes" You say staring in disgust at the entirely sleeveless shirt "and of course punish your former leader". In an instant your new friends pool all sorts of strange guns from various article of clothing."NO NO NO" you screaming, waving your arms "That is too easy, observe". You reach into one of your pockets, pulling a length of rope out.Soon the brute is hogtied with the help of your new minions."Now where is the nearest set of train tracks?" you ask the foul smelling fellow."Not far, why....." he begins."Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third" You answer, one of them laughs, receiving a strike to the head for his insolence "and because, your former boss has a train to catch". You laugh manically, causing your new friends to look at you strangely, except for a mustached fellow, you like him.what do you do take the house they were standing outside of as your lair make sure they do the job right, and watch the fools finale moments with them They need new clothes, fine suits, though not as fine as yours, other
>>27696893Make sure they do their job rightClothes, we can get later
>>27696893All the above
>>27696893> They need new clothes, fine suits, though not as fine as yours,Get them new clothes suitable for a notsogentlemen. Just leave the leader on the tracks and forget about him, like any good villain.
>>27696893>make sure they do the job right, and watch the fools finale moments with themHave to make sure he dies. We don't need some kid with a vendetta after us just yet.
Rolled 17>>27696893>other"You with the mustache, take you all to the nearest haberdashery to get some new cloths, me and fluffy will be acquiring your home as our lair until a more suitable one is found."
also a secondary votedo you think this quest needs traits and such things that would require a paste bin?
>>27696978Most likely, if anything to keep tracks of stats, henchmen and secret evil lairs.
>>27696893>make sure they do the job right, and watch the fools finale moments with themGotta let them know we are hard core.
Rolled 96>>27696893>[x] OtherTie the insolent thug to the tracks. Make him beg for pardon. Make your corgi urinate on him. Watch him cry. At the last second, make him beg eternal loyalty for you in exchange of freedom, and when/if he promises such, free him, because we do keep our word when it is useful for us. Then, make him rob some fine clothes as a test of his loyalty.
>>27695477This, except who the fuck says "carriage return"? Unless you're using a typewriter you don't even have a carriage.
>>27697062I have to support this fellow notsogentleman.
>>27696978Eventually, maybe. Not early on. Let things like that build up very slowly, just paste them in the second post of the thread to start with.
>>27697062>>27697105I do not. You are just setting yourself up for betrayal.Just kill him
>>27697062>Make your corgi urinate on him.We don't have any control over the dog, do we?
>>27697062Mercy is a bad trait for a villain.
>>27697202>not setting yourself up for betrayalDo you even Megatron?
Rolled 51>>27697202I think so, but we can try to buy their trust with our magical skeletons. Or just turn them into skeletons later. Basically, just kill them or earn their trust.>>27697210I dunno, but we can try to.
>>27697237>I dunno, but we can try to.I'd rather not try and fail in front of our new minions.
>>27697017You remember that last time you trusted your henchmen with such a job without your guidancesoon you and your new friends are carrying the foul mouthed bugger down the streets, causing several people to look at you and stareLet them stare, let this world know that Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third has come to it, LET IT QUAKE IN FEAR. You henchmen look at you strangely when you shake your fist in the air, but say nothing about it.Soon you are surround by tracks, and filth, well at least this oaf is where he belongs"Set him along the middle track" You order"CHONCHO" The brute screams in impotent rage "YOU PIECE OF SHIT, AND AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU""You fucked my sister you shit" A tan fellow shouts at him. These men must be sailors of some sort, you think to yourself. Your fierce beast relives itself on his shoes. He kicks at your dear companion, receiving swift kick to the gut"Yo Dickface" The Oaf calls out too you "You untie me right now, and I won't beat you up to bad, how does that sound". You clench your hands together and watch as his insults turn to pitiful begs for mercy. The train nears. You briefly ponder the idea of releasing him for his undying loyalty, but you quash this idea quickly.With a sickening crunch and thud, the fool is nothing more than a stain on the tracks. Some of your new friends cheer. you stand up and begin to leave, they followWhat do you do new clothes, you can't stand it any longer test your henchmen's mettle, through crime(if so which kind) roll 1d100 Take the home you met them as your lair, however temporary it might be other
Rolled 8>>27697263> test your henchmen's mettle, through crime(if so which kind) roll 1d100Rape, preferably a young girl.We need to sire a revengeful youth that we kill the parents of.
>>27697263> test your henchmen's mettle, through crime(if so which kind) roll 1d100Robbing a banana republic store of course.
Rolled 41>>27697253>>27697263>Your fierce beast relives itself on his shoes.Keikaku doori.>[x] OtherGo home and plan for the crime of stealing new clothes (alongside the money from the store)
>>27697263>new clothes, you can't stand it any longer"TO THE HABERDASHERRY!"
>>27697263> Take the home you met them as your lair, however temporary it might beWe should inspect the premises and get to know our henchmens' capabilities and the local situation before venturing into the unknown.
Rolled 99>>27697316oops roll>>27697315You sir are not a gentleman.
>>27697263>new clothes, you can't stand it any longerI would do this, but I think we're broke. So let's stake out a lair, then rob a bank.
>>27697339>You sir are not a gentleman.Oh please, we need a proper Hero to oppose us, and having the sterotypical batman one works like a charm.
>>27697263Also your villainy level (renown) has raised due to people speaking of the finely dressed gentlemen carrying a leader of a gang down to the train tracksPeople of this neighbor hood are more wary of you than the average thug
>>27697263New clothes required for your henchmen. They must look suitably dapper.
>>27697316I can't argue with that.
>>27697358But as you know we must have the women love us. Never tell her we are evil. That way the hero does not know until we reveal it. Bro do you even Tarquin.
>>27697382We should form a working relationship with what may be one of very few passable tailors in this city. We can rob (and burn, preferably) whatever manner of store sells the rags are henchmen are currently clothed in.
>>27697384I said the HENCHMAN.Not us.That way we can have a tragic ending where the Hero is finally making up with his father, when we shoot him in the back.
Rolled 84>>27697339Oh beloved one of the dice, you have my undying support. To Banana Republic... or atleast something like it.
>>27697339Gentleman? No. A villain.
>>27697408Who shoots a man in the back. You sir are so ungentlemanly
>>27697448A Villain, executing a man who has already sits in his grave.
Rolled 67>>27697443Those who would give up Essential Gentlemannersto purchase a little Temporary Villainydeserve neither Gentlemanners nor VIllainy.
>>27697448>Who shoots a man in the back.A VILLIAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rolled 44>>27697443A villain and a gentleman. The best villain is the magnificent bastard, there's no arguing into that I believe.
>>27697498But a gentle villain is the most boring.
When we get to the haberdasher we need to pick up a top hat. And some mustache grease. It doesn't stay this way on its own you know.
Rolled 86>>27697515Meh, everyone has their own opinionBesides, I don't mean gentle as in "shall not kill", if you are understanding this as such. I mean gentleman as a magnificent bastard. For example, the villain who will never tell a lie, but yet manages to make the heroes to fall for his plan flawlessly. The villain who has such charisma that even if he dies he will win, because people will take him as a martyr. Etc.>>27697531This. Pick a monocle too.
>>27697515If you're going to be a giant dick of a villain than you might as well shave off your mustache.You are not worthy of such dignified facial hair.
>>27697339You decided to test the mettle of your new employees"You with the mustache" You say."Yes boss?" He asks"Where is the nearest provider of fine clothing" You ask."Yo Ain't there a banana republic or some shit not to far from here" A different one of your henchmen answers "I didn't ask you, but I'll let it slide this one time" You say, truley you are merciful "But take me to this banana republic"LATERThe sun begins to set as your and band of youths march into this store, and by lord it looks like a palace, but no matter, you came here for one reason, well two actually. to test the mettle of your new friends and to get them new clothing"Do not kill anyone" You order "Hide your faces, and take only the finest of clothing"Soon chaos erupts as people notice the guns in their hands, and the bandana's over their faces, but it it quickly quelled. You leave the mustached fellow in charge of hostages as you try on watches. The foul smelling lad douses himself in various kinds of cologne at your command. A few fools try to play hero, but your loyal Companion and cane swiftly deal with them.Soon you walk out with your now finely dressed friends.The sound of sirens fills the air, but due to your cunning and wit, they law does not find you or a single one of your henchmen, gaining you some of their respectsoon you are back outside of the house where you met them, enjoying the stares of envy the trash on the street gives you and themWhat do you do learn some one name (if so who) take this place as your lair search for soemthing (if so what) take them out to dinner for a reward Find out what kind of business you can run other
>>27697557You ought to distinguish between a villain and a black-clad Chet Manlystache.>>27697566>>>/reddit/
>>27697557 For example, the villain who will never tell a lie, but yet manages to make the heroes to fall for his plan flawlessly
>>27697531we already have a top hat
>>27697579>take this place as your lairMight as well. Then we'll discuss potential businesses before going out to dinner.
>>27697579> learn some one name (if so who)The one who seems the smartest and/or the most competent.Then we do:> take them out to dinner for a rewardAfter dressing them up.
>>27697579Learn someone's name, the chap with the mustache.
Rolled 52>>27697579>[x] Learn the one with the mustache's nameFollowed by>[x] Take them out to dinner for a reward>>27697588>You ought to distinguish between a villain and a black-clad Chet Manlystache.Would you be kind enough to explain this for me then, please?
>>27697579WHy not magnificent bastard AND Complete Monster. Like the Practical Incarnation.Also, learn names and find out about businesses we can run. Perhaps bring up our need of a hang out/lair.
Rolled 82>>27697579> learn some one name (if so who)Learn the name of the boy with a mustacheAfter that, lets find a suitable first lair.We can eat a lavish dinner once this is done.
>>27697588Still infinitely better than "Hurr Durr lets rape some girls" level of villainy.
>>27697631>Would you be kind enough to explain this for me then, please?Being super honorable and perfect is not compatible with being a mustache-twirling villain.>>27697641Well, we personally have no need to do that, but our henchmen deserve a reward once in a while, do they not?
Rolled 83>>27697579>Learn some one name (if so who)The one with the mustach, obviously. A second in command might be useful.>Then find a suiting lair, preferebly some place where we also can fit a methlab.
>>27697655Our henchmen should follow our example and instead seduce and corrupt. That is the proper way of a villain.
Rolled 95>>27697655Actually I thought mustache-twirling villain were almost that except with more damnsels and trains. Also, I liked these two arguments:>>27697639>>27697641Thought now that I think of it, you might be right. Still, I didn't mean super honorable and perfect, I gave out the first example that came to mind. I'm pretty sure there must be other kinds of magnificent bastards.
>>27697655We just threw a man in front of a train and watched him beg for his life because he grabbed our coat, we are clearly neither super honorable or perfect.It still doesn't mean we have to be a raging douche bag for the sake of evilness.
Rolled 80>>27697699Why rape anyway when you can seduce the hero's girlfriend and NTR him?
Rolled 12>>27697727... I didn't at any point suggest rape. If I were to suggest true evil I'd suggest something much worse.
>>27697727No problems with rape here, but its over used and frankly, unoriginal. Any dumb fuck can rape after all.
Rolled 20>>27697745Oops sorry, kinda misquoted here.Meant to quote >>27697641
>>27697763>>27697745>>27697727The person who did suggest rape, didn't even say it FOR the rape.I don't know where you guys are getting this from.
>>27697656"You, with the mustache, what is your name" You inquire"John sir" He answers"John what ?" you ask"John Fritz" He replies. His hair is a rust red, and he is currently wearing a grey suit with a blue tie, but the coat is unbuttoned, showing the white shirt beneath it. He doesn't look as built as the others, but his eyes carry the glint of intelligence. A good second in command, for nowThese lads deserve a reward, but you should also establish a base of operations What do you do celebrate take this as your lair Find out ways to make money MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME roll1d100 search for something, anything take a moon lit walk through the woods, there has to be woods somewhere nearby other
>>27697797> take a moon lit walk through the woods, there has to be woods somewhere nearby
Rolled 69>>27697797>MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME roll1d100It's in caps, we must do this!
>>27697797> celebrate> take this as your lairDecorate it, move the minions in and party in the Base.
>>27697797>otherThese young men are very uneducated. We must get them some proper schooling immediately.
>>27697797Make this town know your name.It's time to evil act all up in this shit.
>>27697791The rape was the important part though. There are many better ways to get a nemesis than rape baby's.
>>27697797Make this place your lair.
>>27697814OH SHIT WE ARE A SEX GOD!
Rolled 93>>27697797 take this as your lairTake their house as our lair for now. MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME roll1d100PAINT OUR NAME ON EVERY TRAIN IN THIS CITY!
Rolled 34>>27697797>[x] MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAMEcombinated with>[x] Find out ways to make moneyRob a bank or whatever, I don't think I care that much.
>>27697797>take this as your lair
>>27697857You look around, and open the door inside. Dear lord is it filthy, You task most of your henchmen to clean in up. You look on the peacfully sleeping town, and decided it must know your name"Mr. Fritz" You say "Gather the best of ours, and take them out and""And what?" He asks "Take out the rivals gangs, kidnap the police chief, rough some people up?""Paint my name on every train in the city, in fact, paint my name through this neighbor hood, you know what, paint it on the house, on the cars, on the children, and on their dogs"he looks at you in disbelief, but shakes his head"Okay boss" He says disappointed. and with that he heads out to make this town know your name.What do you do Go for a walk in the woods (random encounter chance, roll 1d100) celebrate your freedom (time skip to next morning) talk to someone Find a way to make money other
>>27697727>seduce the hero's girlfriend and NTR him?I like this idea, but I think we should do it by dressing up as a normal person or a hero; meeting the hero's girlfriend in disguise and actually form a connection before revealing who we are.
Rolled 82>>27697977> Find a way to make moneyAsk our thungs: Gentlemen, in this day and age, how would a villain acquires vast amounts of currency in a short amount of time without expanding much effort?
>>27697977>otherGo to the store and pick up some textbooks. Our henchmen deserve a proper education.
Rolled 15>>27697977>Go for a walk in the woods (random encounter chance, roll 1d100)Better be a hero, a villainous rival, a rich old lady or some more henchmen to recruit.
>>27697977Find a way to make dish
Rolled 100>>27698026Starts a new religionWe can do that by finding people who care about the occult and can help us summon our skeletons>>27697977>[x]Other>>27698048I vote for this, but instead do that in order to learn about the arcane and the occult.
>>27697977[X] celebrate your freedom (time skip to next morning)In the morning we will have a meeting where our second will tell us of these rival "gangs" and how they make their money.
>>27698065BOW PEASANTS, THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
Rolled 96>>27698065Great, we just crit-started a religion.
>>27698065>>27698091TwirlismCurl your mustache to pray to our God, who sends his mustache angels to give people rides to our Heaven.Hell is a barber shop.
>>27698088>>27698091>>27698123>Roll a die when not asked to>Get a crit>Expect the dm to bow down and cater to a relatively common random result Why are quest players such entitled cunts?Last time this happened was in princess guard quest and the players threw a shitfit when their uncalled die roll wasn't taken into consideration.
>>27698195It was a joke.
>>27698065>Mustache twirl activated You look Upon this world, and think briefly I could be a godbut a god needs power worshipers You recall some of your old colleagues, the ones who dabbled in the occultWith a smile you walk into the nightdrawn to whatever you are searching for by something, Destiny perhaps?Soon you find a ramshackle buildingwell it appears as such, but your will shows the truth, its a store, that deals in the mystically strange. You don't bother to talk to the bearded fool inside, except to strike him with your cane, but you are mercifull, you let him liveYou grab everything, and read books that would drive lesser men madBy time you leave the building the sun is risingYou eyes glint with dark secrets, your pockets heavy with random trinkets, and your veins containing a power most men could never dream of wieldingYou laugh at the peons walking across the streetAbility Unlocked: Magic, You have gained the ability of the arcane, how you'll use this is up to you, What do you do Test out your new abilities Find a way to make money hunt down a supernatural being  Take a nice moonlit walk otherAlso I must ask, does anyone feel able to archive this?
>>27698195>someone makes a joke about getting a crit on religian>instantly assume entitlementMaybe they were just having fun?
>>27698195>Expect the dm to bow down and cater to a relatively common random result>>27698236Oh looky here.>>27698236> Test out your new abilitiesBut something small, nothing too dangerous.
Rolled 88>>27698236> Test out your new abilitiesWe animate those skeletons.
>>27698236>Test out your new abilitiesWe better be necromancer
>>27698297Oh, good idea! But I think we should learn how to control the undead first even though I'm not sure how to do that.
>>27698233>>27698247>>27698277You people haven't been in many quests, have you? I've seen that happen many times.It is even worse when it is d20, like getting a 20 on that is something special.>>27698236Oh look, this is what exactly happened.
>>27698318Maybe we should try practicing. By animating those skeletons.
Rolled 7>>27698195I'm just rolling because I'm too lazy to erase and then write back my roll. Also because I'm using dice+1d100 as my trip because I was stupid earlier.The GM will do whatever they wants, and I think of people complain about him not taking in account an unasked roll that's stupid.>>27698236>>27698297>>27698318>[x]Test out your new abilitiesLet's control some skeletons
>>27698334Actually the vote was to learn occult secretsI just included the god bit because it seems like a good motivator for learning such things
>>27698334>Oh look, this is what exactly happened.OP chose to follow it even when he/she didn't have to.
Rolled 45>>27698318Where else could we find undeads to try our power on?If this is dangerous we could turn our mustache into our animated mustache familiar.
>>27698334It was in the first of three dick head. Since OP didn't say otherwise I think its safe to assume that we are using the best of three.
>>27698297The skeletonsYes they'll do nicely to test out this new found might. You open the door to your lair, a gust of wind and lighting strike accompany you. Some of your henchmen sense the change in you, and cower as you walk towards the black shining bag of skeletal remains.A pain shoots through your body as you will them to rise. You almost give up, but at the last moment the rattle and stand to your command *Sub magical tree unlocked, necromancy, be careful with it, may draw some unwanted attention.Some of the henchmen shriek like womenothers laugh and continue smoking that most foul smelling substance"Boss..what did you do?" John askedWhat do you say write in
>>27698417> write in"Become a God."
>>27698417"I found god in my own reflection"Then start reanimating the skeletons.
Rolled 3>>27698417I got us some friends from the other side.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yw2SmG674
Rolled 25>>27698417I think you could sa->>27698447I can't think of anything better than this.
>>27698429"Became a God."My bad. Forgot some grammar in there.
>>27698447"I found A god in my reflection" You say "So I decided to break the laws that god set out for all beings to follow". Mr Fritz looks at you with fear in his eyes, but then he smiles"The other gangs are as good as dead" he says ecstatically "Or should I say undead, right boss?"."You seem to be taking this well Mr. fritz" You say."Well, so long as you don't use that Mojo on me, I don't rightly care how you get things done" He answers."Good man" You say as you pat his shoulderWhat do you do have the skeletons do something celebrate search otherShould I just archive this or?
Fritz seems very laid-back about this whole servitude to an insane necromancer thing.
>>27698555He is very loyal
>>27698537>have the skeletons do somethingIt's time to go on a terror spree, the city knows our name now they shall have a reason to remember it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGqRJHzEIw
>>27698537Send the skeletons to tie rival gang leaders to traintrack/above pools of acid/other ridiculous deathtraps.
>>27698565Well of course he is. We bothered to learn his name! What kind of fool wouldn't be eternally grateful for such an honor?
Rolled 12>>27698537> have the skeletons do somethingHave the skeletons follow you and snap their fingers in a synchronised and rythmic fashion.> celebrateHave a lavish dinner of the finest local modern cuisine money can buy.
>>27698575OkI'll still quest as long as I canSeeing as people seem to enjoy this
>>27698537other gangs yes lets go collect there bones
Rolled 40>>27698592>>27698537I second this.
>>27698537Celebrate. Then tomorrow we take our skeletons and do that whole "wipe out the other gangs" thing the boys were on about.
>>27698537[X] CelebrateFor we are about to embark on a campaign to clear out any gang who challanges us.[X] Archive it.
>>27698595Yeah, this is going pretty damn good I think.
>>27698537>[x] have the skeletons do somethingDance to the this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
>>27698676>Dance to this song*
Rolled 13>>27698595Yes, please keep going. And archive it too.
>>27698619You briefly ponder sowing terror and harvesting the bones of your enemies with your new minionsbut instead you decided to treat your new friends to a lavish dinnerSo you decide to rent out the classiest restaurant you can find, its funny how easy it is to get free food when you know the secrets of the arcaneWhile the bewitched staff waits on you hand and feet, your henchmen make a mess of the place as some of your undead friends dance a little jig to a tune one of your new friends showed you via his strange little boxyou find this most amusing, as does you little companion who is happily gnawing on some small cuts of veal What do you do come morning Search for something  take out a rival find a better lair, or take one practice explore this strange town other
>>27698795Okay its archivedfeel free to thumb it up if you wish
>>27698795> take out a rivalone with a nice lair
Rolled 63>>27698795> practicePractice magic and research divination magic and tarot reading, which allow us to> find a better lair, or take onePreferably some kind of old abandonned church.
>>27698795>[X] take out a rival>[X] find a better lair, or take oneWhy not both? Take out a rival and take over his lair
>>27698865>>27698865oh look a tie
>take out a rival
>>27695341whoops! didn't have quest filtered!my bad, didn't mean to accidentally expose myself to fucking canceralso kill yourself op
>>27698898I suggest we take out the less gentlemanly villain in this city first. Probably a small time meth dealer.
>>27698926Would you kindly share more of your opinions with us?
>>27698844Sounds good to me.
>>27698926Glad to see you like us enough to post, Anon!
>>27698930Taking out a drug dealer sounds good. We could take over the business.Drugs = easy cash, undead labour = perfect.
Rolled 52>>27698926Thanks for the bump. *high-fives*
>>27699005We could also magically enhance our drugs to give them a high that would be described as "out of this world".
>>27698844You awake in a rather ratty bed, Your fierce companion fluffy sleeping by your feet. After stepping over several people you don't recognize passed out in the hallway, you shower, twirl your mustache. afterwards you share a lovely breakfast with your henchmen while your skeletons clean up the mess from last nights celebrations. After a great drink of some rather weak coffee, you address your minions."I wish to take out one of my rivals" You say "who are my rivals"."Well there are the Skeletons" the tan fellow says "not yours, they're a bunch of goths, they've been taking territory like Frankie's mother takes cock""OH SHUT UP" A rather obese fellow bellows "There's also The Devilz, rule downtown, deal in meth, cocaine, anything, but they'll kill ya soon as you look at em""There's also the current "king" of the city" John says "he's got a lot of guns, men, and a rather nice home, but he doesn't have magic"You ponder who shall feel doom by your handwho do you choose the skeleton, lets make them their namesake the devilzHow dare someone call themselves king other
>>27699005>>27699035Maybe also be able to put a bit of magical corruption in it, or at least some enchantment that can be remotely activated by us to control the user.
>>27699056 take out a rival the skeleton, lets make them their namesake
>>27699056[X] The SkeletonsThose bastards!
>>27699056> the skeleton, lets make them their namesakeThey seem like the weakest.Maybe also try to steal some followers as well.
>>27699056>the skeleton, lets make them their namesakeThey're asking for it. Sheet, those fucks probably want to work for a necromancer. Too bad that they're not needed alive.
>>27699056[X] The skeletonTime to "create" some new henchmen.
Rolled 22>>27699056>[x]The SkeletonI say maybe we could convince them to work for us, but otherwise let's jut make them actual skeletons.Also, we are missing a thing: a butler?And also the skill to summon trains
>>27699056> the skeleton, lets make them their namesakeHow come on OP, how is this even up for vote? WIth that choice, how could we choose anything?We have a bone to pick with those skeletons.
>>27699122"The skeletons" you muse "kind of poetic to make them their namesake, no?". Silence falls for several minutes, before your henchmen agree."Now where will be the best way to deal with these "goths"?" You ask/"Guns blazing" the tan fellow says "they're a bunch of poser pussies"."CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT CHONCHO" The fat one bellows as he shoves another pancake down his throat."They like to hang around grave yards" John says."Yeah but who'll respect someone who lets the dead do the dirty work" The tan fellow says"People who haven't smoked away their brains" John says smacking the tan one.What do you do guns blazing roll 1d100 wait for them at the grave yardgo to them alone, show them your might, they will bow or die roll 1d100 kidnap their families, that always seems to work
>>27699170If you want to summon trainsroll for it
>>27699170>[x]The SkeletonWe shall reap them, separating the wheat from the chaff. The best will join us, the rest will join us - in death! As it is, we need more men/women that just this...skeleton crew.
>>27699283also looks like the maintenance thing is about to come aroundwell this gives us two hours to do thingslike get something to eator bathe
Rolled 76>>27699263Guns blazing!If we can give the skeletons guns also.
>>27699263> wait for them at the grave yardPlan our trap complete with skeletons raising from freshly despoi-dug graves.
Rolled 33>>27699263> wait for them at the grave yardWe secretly animates many skeleton in the graveyard during the day and instruct them to stay buried. Night comes, we ambush the Skeletonz with our skeleton army.>>27699283What the hell
Rolled 26>>27699263> wait for them at the grave yardperfect raze some muscle.. well bone and just take them over
Rolled 100>>27699319Put some men with guns at the cemetery's gates to prevent them from running away.Take Johna and another guy with you, and when they arrive rise the skeletons.>>27699283I'd roll myself but I'm almost sure I'd fail if I went alone
Rolled 66>>27699354Well, aint that nice.
>>27699354Well we're good.
>>27699354Okay, what's the trick?
>>27699354Clearly we have also mastered the art of summoning trains.
>>27699354THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
>>27699319"We'll wait for them at the grave yard" You saythe tan fellow spits on the ground."Good choice boss" John says.the grave stones are already defaced when you get there, with the word SKELETONZ scrawled everywhere. it makes you sick You look aroundthere is enough foliage to hide your entire "gang" without troublealong with a great deal of graveswhat do you do send your gang away, you'll do this alone hide with your gang (or sit on a tombstone), wait for these foul wretches to appear, the strike leave, we'll do this another day other
>>27699354Is that just you being lazy or did you actually roll for something?
>>27699403As is appropriate for our....station.Okay, I'm done, Unless something really irresistible comes up.
Rolled 35>>27699435> hide with your gang (or sit on a tombstone), wait for these foul wretches to appear, the strikeAnd animate skeletons too.I am thinking, the first thing we should make the Skeletonz do his wash those graves. You don't deface graves, thats just plain disrespectful.
>>27699433You have just unlocked the abilitySummon Trains: mixing your affinity with using trains as tools of murder and your magical might, you can summon one train per session upon your foes, though it leaves you tired and weak
Rolled 74>>27699435>tombstone), wait for these foul wretches to appear, the strikealso start waking up the yard
>>27699435Sit on a tombstone but have your gang watch and wait.Once the gang comes use >>27699354 to summon the ghost train to run them all down.
>>27699435Have them hide in the foliage, only to come out at our suitably villainous signal.
>>27699435The Gang hides in the bush while we sit on a tombstone while sipping a cup of tea.When they come we will politely introduce ourselves and make a witty "you all die" comment and spring the trap
>>27699460I like your style
>>27699435Let the gang take up positions around the graveyard, ready to shoot. Skellies for distraction and melee. Obviously the big boss is going to sit on a tombstone in the middle of the graveyard.
>>27699460I have to say I quite like this.
Rolled 24Okay, my first 100 was also related to magic. If I ever roll a third magic related 100…>>27699460>>27699530These.
>>27699582As do I. Even villains should have some class.
>>27699613...We burn you at the stake?
>>27699540You order your henchmen to positions around the graveyard. Behind crypts and tombstone, and in the bushes. You take your place upon your throne, and tombstone of a young lass, not long gone, a real beauty judging from her picture. Yo calmly sip a cup of tea and pet you fierce beastSeveral hours later.The sun falls and the winds wail in pain at the travesty you're about to commit Several rater silly looking cars drive up into the darkened graveyard, and out of them pour youths dressed even worse than the rest, their hair are colors you'd expect to see in a flowerbed, their hair styles foul, their clothing metal and leather. They begin defacing graves. OK THAT IS IT"OI" You call out "Ruffians, Respect the dead will you"."And who the fuck are you" One with his hair pointing up in sickly green spikes ask"Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third" You answer."SO YOU'RE THE FUCKER WHO MARKED UP OUR TERRITORY" He screams "Well its a good thing you're in the grave yard, old man"."You should really respect the dead" You say "Because you never know when you're going to join them". You currently have a gun pointed at your head, similar to the ones your henchmen carrywhat do you do RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100 Sorry but I have a train to catch (summon train)Men, teach these punks a lesson all of the above other
>>27699613I'll let you choose a traita magical one
Rolled 98>>27699756> RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100Caps lock is always the best choice.As an added advantage, they will probably laugh their ass of at hearing this.
Rolled 9>>27699756> RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100
>>27699756> RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100Test. I think 4chan might be messed up.
>>27699756I want to pull a train out and have it obliterate these foul curs but RISE MY MINIONS and letting the dead take their revenge for these boors disrespect is too good
>>27699874Are we back?
>>27699892I think we are
>>27699756> all of the aboveCan't go wrong with that one.
>>27699813dis gon be gud
Rolled 11>>27699813You smile, and push the gun away, as calm as can be. In your ever so slightly deranged mind a song begins to play (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcEizDACxNk). You hop down from your throne, the misguided youths now surrounding you intent of murdering you in cold blood. The ground is rich with hatred and regret. With arms outstretched, you stare at the sky, and force your dark will upon this hollowed ground. "Rise vengeful dead" you mutter "and deal with these interlopers on your finale resting places""What did you say?" the green haired lad asks.The world soon answers his question as the sky turns a blood red hue, and lighting and thunder shatter the silence of the night. Fog fills the air as the ground beneath your feet cracks and opens wide. "H...Holy shit" The doomed man says as a lovely looking corpses rises in front of you.he isn't even able to react as it tears his throat out like a delicious meal. You smile as they scream. They stare at you and the corpse eating their leader. You laugh as the ground gives to you your army of the dead.What do you say FEAAAAAAAAST (undead horde vs goths Open fire (gang vs goths) good bye (all out assault)  otherroll 1d100
>>27699986.......Well the skeletons are dead unless you crit fail this
>>27700012forgot to roll?
Rolled 3>>27699986>[x] Other"You may join us if wish, or you may become actual skeletons.
>>27700034well that's embarrassing
>>27700049A villain is not always competent. Also, how do I roll?
>>27700074noko+dice+1d100in the email field
>>27699986> otherraise the recently deceased skeletons leader as a skeleton(shit this is getting hard to explain), and have him massacre his gang
Rolled 67>>27700109rolling for this
Rolled 94>>27699986Muuahahahahaha!!! FEAST ON.... Ok that is enough... I don't want my suit get caught by the blood...
>>27700119They stare at you, terror in their eyes, YEEEEEES YEEEEEES THAT'S IT MY LOVELYS FEAR ME. You begin to chuckle, watching your new friend greedily devour the fool who dared to point a gun at you, The funniest part is the ways his eyes plead with you to end his suffering. You begin to laugh like a mad god realizing his creations don't matter."FEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST" You scream " FEAAAAAST UPON THE LIVING WHO DARE DESECRATE THIS HOLLOWED GROUND, MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, BUT DON'T YOU DARE GET BLOOD ON MY SUIT".Some try and fight back before they are torn to shreds, before they rise under your command once more, soon it is done, and the earth drinks deep the blood of the dammed.You look upon the devastation, and smile."Remind me never to fuck with you" John says observing your masterpiece "now...now they aren't going to""eat you?" You ask "Noooo they only hunger for those who dare defile this most sacred ground"."YEAAAH LOOK AT EM SQUEAAAAAAL" The tan fellow says ecstatically "YOU DESERVE WORST YA BASTARDS"."Hey Choncho" the fat fellow says as the lovely corpse stops her feast "ain't that the girl you...""Yoooooooooou" the corpses gasps. oh it has a mind, how charming.the tan fellow backs away from the rotting maiden."W...Whhhhhhhhy" The corpse stammers, before it pounces on top of him."AAAAAAAAAH" He screams as it bites into his hand as he struggles to get it off of him "BOSS, MAKE HER STOP, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE". Mr. fritz and the fat fellow look at youwhat do you sayRespect the dead, for you never know when you'll join, come let us take our leave of this place (lose, 1 potential lieutenant, gain 1 intelligent zombie along with the harvest of corpses) cease (lose all potential undead) other
Wait how does smacking the girl zombie's shit make us lose all the others?Hnng, fine let her eat him. Even if I'd rather just have all our harvest sans intelligent undead.
>>27700176>Respect the dead, for you never know when you'll join
>>27700194Because, while your magic is strong it isn't exactlyPrecise...letso when you command ceasethey cease, everything
>>27700203"Boss!!" He screams as you steel your resolve and begin to walk away."Respect the dead, for you never know when you'll join" You muse as you leave this hollowed ground"Boss? BOSS!?! BOSAAAAAARGH"Later"Just keep walking Frankie" John says "Besides you can Bring Choncho back right?""Perhaps" You answer."And what does that mean" The fat one asks"depends on how much of him is left" You answer sipping your tea"So what are we going to do with the horde" John asks."Find a place to store them" You answer "And what about the bitch who ate choncho" The fat one asks"An eye for an eye, I suppose" John says."Yes but then comes the problem with dealing with her dark hunger" You reply"If you ain't doing anything to her, give me a bat, and I'll deal with this problem" The fat one says.What do you say. While she is an abomination to god, she is still.........a lady, and we can't go around killing them willy nilly John, what do you think? Fine otherGained: a horde of undead, summoned to this world by your surprisingly powerful magical abilities, You can't really walk around with them as they draw attention, and then comes the problem with keeping them docile around other henchmenSomeone has noticed your tampering with the forces of death.Someone wants revenge for a crime of yours
>>27700176Respect the dead.Tanguy should be able to look after himself, and if he can't, then it's good we got rid of him as a henchman now, then later when he fails us.
>>27700326Should we stop here or?
>>27700326>>27700347Keep her for now. Perhaps if she is intelligent enough she can be a front-line leader of the horde.
>>27700347Posting may be acting up again. Feel free to stop whenever you feel it is appropriate.
Rolled 20>>27700326Keeper has our dark and sexy undead lieutenant. We may need magic to make her sexy again.>>27700347I am a bit afraid so. 4chan dying last night may have slightly killed the thread. Well,I am looking forward to the next one
>>27700352So one more post or are we stopping here? or I can make a new thread, against my will
>>27700364I suggest stopping here and resuming it in the future. Maybe even tomorrow night.
>>27700392Okay thenI'll try to start at around 5 or so pm est timeor I might not, depends on what my day holds
What name should we give to our future organization?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CQfvfv1sIDisturbingly suitable theme for our minions.