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    44 KB Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:05 No.2754620  
    Hey, /tg/ it's that time again. What could possibly some of the 666 rites that the Grey Knights endure, rites so harsh they could even break the most veteran Space Marine?

    Rite 165: Battle an ork Killa Kan. With your bare hands.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:07 No.2754630
    Rite 546: Fuck a hive queen
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:08 No.2754636
    Rite 400: Endure being locked in a cell with 1 of every major xenos - Ork, Eldar, Tau, etc. You are not allowed any xenos to be killed.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:08 No.2754642
    Rite 310: Rickroll a fellow commisar
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:09 No.2754649
    rite 247: psykic arm-wrestling with a greater daemon of tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:10 No.2754652
    Rite 004: Volunteer to be converted to a 4chan server for 1 month
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:10 No.2754653
    Rite 376: Meet a rabid SPEES MAHREEN fanboy and answer all of his questions without killing him.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:11 No.2754661
    001: DICK PUSHUPS.
    >> Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:11 No.2754664
    Rite 664: Punch out an Angry Marine.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:12 No.2754668
    Rite 142: travel to Holy Terra to sacrifice a psyker to the emprah
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:12 No.2754671
    Rite 298: Disimpact the Emperor's bowels
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:12 No.2754672
    Rite 274: Find out what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:13 No.2754677
    Rite 072: Sweatin' to the Oldies.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:13 No.2754678

    how many dick pushups?
    >> Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:15 No.2754687
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:16 No.2754688

    over 9000
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:16 No.2754691
    Rite 665: name every rite completed beforehand, the method for doing so, and every minute detail involed
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:16 No.2754692
    Rite 566: Try to enrage Bob Ross to the point of violence and profanity.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:17 No.2754695
    SUPER SECRET RITE 667: Sex with Macha. In the Missionary position.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:17 No.2754696
    #409: Date with a Daemonette and resist her brea... charms..
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:18 No.2754699
    Rite 123: Convince a Sister of Battle to not be a pedo
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:19 No.2754704
    Rite 666: Confront Chaos and return.
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    Imperial missionaries have to have sex with Macha in the Grey Knight position.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:21 No.2754717
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    Rule 132: Steal Doomriders bike.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:21 No.2754718

    Ooh, that's going to be tough.
    >> Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:21 No.2754720
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    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:22 No.2754722
    >how many dick pushups?

    One is all you need.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:29 No.2754765
    Rite 4: Eat an entire peck of pickled peppers whilst punching a carnifex in the face. Naked.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:29 No.2754767
    Rite 367: Assemble a bolter. Without your hands.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:35 No.2754799
    Rite 248: Count the licks to the center of a tootsie pop. In the middle of a battle.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:36 No.2754803
    Rite 666- Rinse, Repeat
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:37 No.2754811
    Rite 256: Fellate a plaguebearer.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:38 No.2754814
    Rite 141: Trick Tzeentch cultists into making you a professional-quality 5 course breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:38 No.2754816
    Rite 101 - Cooperate with a fellow Grey Knight in any other rite he performs.
    Rite 505 - Succeed in forcing a fellow Grey Knight to fail in a rite he is performing.
    >> Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:41 No.2754828
    I can just the reciprocal dickery this would cause.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)05:02 No.2754921
    Rite 444: Eat 100 White Cathedral burgers with everything.

    Rite 445: Suit up completely, including placing the helmet firmly onto your head and turn off your armor's ventilation except for air recycling systems. Do not remove your helmet under any circumstances until told to do so.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)06:10 No.2755158
    Rite 001: Walk up a flight of stairs in full armor without breaking them
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)06:13 No.2755169
    Rite 307: Visibly flex your muscles while inside your armor.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)06:41 No.2755256
    Rite 007: Kill Bond.
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)07:00 No.2755328
    Rite 427: Out-dick Eldrad
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:04 No.2755338
    Rite 33: Come off as less of a dick than another Astartes in front of a common citizen.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:23 No.2755426
    Rite 225: Save a fallen Adeptus Astartes to be put in a Dreadnaught.

    Don't be seen while doing this.

    HARD MODE: You're not allowed to be the one who cripples the Adeptus Astartes.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:28 No.2755447
    Rite 324: Beat a Tzeentchian Greater Daemon in a game of chess. Then destroy it with a logical paradox.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:30 No.2755462
    Rite 19: Watch Gigli
    >> Nameless !lWI4XJLylA 10/07/08(Tue)07:33 No.2755477
    Rite 517: Kick High Ecclesiarch Brennan up the arse
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    I'm fucking in!
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:35 No.2755492
    Rite 666: Repeat.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:36 No.2755495
    This Rite subject to review after 194 potential candidates killed themselves in the process.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:39 No.2755510
    Rite 523: Prove your mental acuity by stopping an Orkish WAAAAGH using conversation and no less than six graphs.

    Rite 534: Prove your mental acuity by re-inciting said WAAAGH against Chaos.

    Rite 535: Prove you have a will to live by escaping the plant before exterminatus.
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)07:39 No.2755511
    Nonsense. 194 dead only proves that there are 194 fewer corruptible aspirants.

    Rite 397: Sex up a Daemonette without contracting any Chaos taint. Then you must have her hand in marriage after the proper Rituals of Courtship. This step is to be done BEFORE said sexing up.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:45 No.2755531
    How exactly would you keep the daemonette from dissipating into the Warp?
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:50 No.2755548
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:50 No.2755549

    obviously that's part of the challenge

    it's not like this is a pre-school scavenger hunt
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:51 No.2755554
    Rite 415: Organize a Schola-Progenium scavenger hunt.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)07:52 No.2755557
    > Rite 310: Rickroll a fellow commisar

    I'd pay good money to see this, and the results, actually. Or just wait for the writefaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)08:12 No.2755620
    initiate brother sven looked at initiate brother alfredus,
    "were no strangers to love" he said
    alfredus looked up from his book on damonic influence,
    "You know the rules, and so do i."
    "listen, if this is about you spilling your holy oils of cleaning for your bolter, i said i wouldnt tell"
    "A full commitment is what im thinking of" sven continued
    Alfredus closed his book, "did rite 309 get to you or something?"
    "You wouldnt get this from any other guy"
    "That sounds like heresy, fag."
    sven just smiled and continued
    "I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    Gotta make you understand"
    "Go tell the chaplian or something, i really dont want to hear your little whinge at the moment," Alfredus opened his book again
    sven belted the book from his hands and started singing at the top of his lungs
    "never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)08:15 No.2755629
    fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)08:19 No.2755639
    Fuck rickrolling a comissar. Now I want to run a DH game where the acolytes have to sortie down to an abandoned research station on an ice planet or something and exterminate the mutants and other scum that have taken up residence therein in an arduous trial of skill and bravery, all for the goal of retrieving a lost dataslate known to contain extremely important research information about some recovered Eldar technology, and after half the party are dead and they have finally retrieved the dataslate and activated it it seems normal for ten seconds and then plays a video of Eldrad performing "Never Gonna Give You Up" before exploding
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)08:23 No.2755651
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    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)08:28 No.2755664
    Rite 602: Road trip!
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)08:34 No.2755680
    111: Eat an entire Carnifex. The Grey Knight is allowed to have the Carnifex restrained beforehand, but if he wants it dead, he must kill it himself.
    >> Dr. Spunkbeard Ironcock PhD !!2KVYp8l4hUA 10/07/08(Tue)08:37 No.2755687
    Rite 396: Get away with it, despite those meddling kids.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)10:51 No.2756284
    Rite 616: Convince a Sister Of Battle to play a game of battleshits with you
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)10:54 No.2756296
    We need to put these on 1d4chan
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:02 No.2756322
    rite 420: smoke his weight in slaneeshi psycho herbs. then smoke his weight in slaneeshi cultists.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:03 No.2756324
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:06 No.2756338
    #372: Drink a gallon of milk
    #373: Eat a spoonfull of cinnamen
    #374: Do the Dew
    #375: Fight Chuck Norris and live
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:13 No.2756360
    Rite 017: Get GW to lower their prices
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:15 No.2756367

    Looks like the Grey Knights have failed one of their 666 Rites. FOR SHAME!
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:17 No.2756377
    rite 101: simply walk into mordor
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:20 No.2756387
    fool, they are the only reason we aren't paying $1000 per guard model.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:21 No.2756389
    rite 333: one on one with a zerg rusher, you must win.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:21 No.2756390
    Oh wow. I want one of those models for my =][= army.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:29 No.2756433
    Right 256: Make the Emprah blink
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:39 No.2756469
    Rite 611: Bring Sexy Back
    >> Anon 10/07/08(Tue)11:43 No.2756483
    Rite 69: Sisters of Battle
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:43 No.2756486


    Still needs a lot of work
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:56 No.2756523
    Rite 002: Correctly thin one's paints.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)11:59 No.2756535
    Anyone else think this should be drawfagged? Little shota commissars and loli stormtroopers playing?
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:11 No.2756567
    Rite #18: Re-read Decent of Angels.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:16 No.2756581

    When you write it that way, then yes it should
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:21 No.2756592
    Added all the Rites up to this point. You're welcome.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:22 No.2756607
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)12:24 No.2756617
    Rite 341: Find out what Zengar Zombolt's Zanpakutou and Youmu's swords cannot cut.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:28 No.2756631
    666: Just relaaaaax.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:32 No.2756664
    I'm trying to hate you to death. Seriously, fuck Japan and everyone who likes it.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:33 No.2756668
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)12:34 No.2756676
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    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:40 No.2756713
    The bonds of love.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:40 No.2756715
    Be a psyker. Then you can hate people to death over the internet.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:41 No.2756719
    Right up until you roll a 9, then shit really starts to go down.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:41 No.2756720
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    >> Jasper 10/07/08(Tue)12:43 No.2756728
    Rite 012: Beat all 12 levels of Battletoads in a single run. Aspirant must resist the temptations to curse or swear, as these would interrupt veneration to our glorious Emperor. Absolutely no self depreciation shall be permitted, for the Emperor guides thee in all things.
    >> WE 10/07/08(Tue)12:48 No.2756746
    When all rites are done, including the SUPER SECRET 667 one, and the candidate thinks he is ready, he suddenly discovers a new rite, one that he could have swear was not there before:

    Rite 000: Conquer an entire daemon world. And do it FABULOUSLY.
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)12:51 No.2756751
    You also enter the Grey Knights at one rank higher if you can do it all alone.
    >> WE 10/07/08(Tue)12:54 No.2756763
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    >>111: Eat an entire Carnifex. The Grey Knight is allowed to have the Carnifex restrained beforehand, but if he wants it dead, he must kill it himself.

    HARD MODE: Go and fetch your own Carnifex!
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:55 No.2756770
    god i couldnt even do that once. guess thats why im not a GK
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)12:55 No.2756771
    IMPOSSIBURU MODO: Personally breed an entire planet's worth of them, and eat them, one by one.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)12:59 No.2756789
    AWESOME MODE: Get the Carnifex to eat you, then Chestburster it.
    Yes, I know most Nids don't have a digestive tract. This is supposed to be beyond a normal Spess Muhreen.
    >> alesto !!8WIljwg8CMM 10/07/08(Tue)13:05 No.2756802
    get a writefag to type that up and put it on the eldrad page for 1d4chan ? :3
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)13:05 No.2756803
    This was later amended to include an alternate mode

    Stand in the way of Zengar and Ratsel's "real men ride each other" combo zankantou slash, and survive WITHOUT laughing uncontrollably.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)13:10 No.2756822
    Rite 003: Read the entire internet. Then prove you aren't a heretic.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)13:13 No.2756834
    Does that mean that Fuklaw is on his way to being a Grey Knight?
    >> WE 10/07/08(Tue)14:26 No.2757242

    Maybe, and thats because somehow he does not make a good Custode.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)14:31 No.2757274
    Knit socks for kittens. D'awww
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)14:35 No.2757300
    Rite 002: Quote the Koran. Backwords.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)14:39 No.2757315
    Rite 642: Checkers with Khârn.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)14:39 No.2757318
    Really? I think he'd make a good Custode, actually. It's not like the Emperor is going to interrupt him.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)14:54 No.2757396
    180: Beat every serving Chapter Master at darts
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)15:00 No.2757426
    rite 17: prove that micheal jackson never touched a kid
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)15:03 No.2757442
    RITE007: Shaken, not stirred
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)15:06 No.2757453
    rite 24

    make a porno. play it for the emperor
    >> Kun-Kun !3GqYIJ3Obs 10/07/08(Tue)15:06 No.2757454
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    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)15:07 No.2757462
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 10/07/08(Tue)15:12 No.2757479

    Why thank you.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)15:29 No.2757551
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    Rite 404: ERROR. RITE NOT FOUND.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:22 No.2757795
    Rite 251: Out-sex Cain.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:28 No.2757827
    Rite 315: Grow a Power Beard.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:29 No.2757828
    Rite 557: Play and beat Battletoads
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:30 No.2757833
    Rite 112: Shake hands with Faptau.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:32 No.2757847
    Rite 099: Find an 99Flake ice cream that actually costs 99p.
    During battle.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:32 No.2757848
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:34 No.2757855
    Rite 316: You must beat Macgyver in a race through all these Trials henceforth.

    HARD MODE: You are not allowed to restrain him in a stasis field.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:34 No.2757862
    Rite 082: Win a dance-off against the Disco Marines.
    >> Jasper 10/07/08(Tue)16:35 No.2757864

    Refer to >>2756728
    >> Nasdaq !3LrT5NRVks 10/07/08(Tue)16:38 No.2757877
    Rite 053: Partake in a Pretty Marines Pre-Battle Floral Arrangement Ceremony without becoming an Angry Marine.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:40 No.2757883
    Rite 114: Prove how it's Lupus, and make House laugh in the process.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:40 No.2757889
    Rite 034: Travel the galaxy teaching xeno women to luurve.
    HARD MODE: Don't get called a heretic once.
    EXTRA HARD MODE: Get a thumbs up from a passing Inquisitor whilst doing so.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:42 No.2757896
    Rite 589: Infect Madagascar
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:45 No.2757905
    Rite 610: Mindfuck a psyker. Manually.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:45 No.2757910
    Rite 230: Read through the CAD Archives.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:49 No.2757932
    Rite 100: Lead a squad to victory whilst singing a Capella version of Boom Boom Dollar.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:49 No.2757933
    Rite 003: ???
    Rite 004: Profit
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)16:51 No.2757940
    IMPOSSIBURU MODO: Make the whole series interesting.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:51 No.2757943
    073: Skullfuck a servo skull
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:53 No.2757955
    Rite 086: Fight for your rite (to paaaartaaaay.)
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:55 No.2757966
    Rite 150: Form a Dreadnought barber shop quartet.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)16:58 No.2757986
    You just use the CAD rule
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:00 No.2757995
    Rite 042: Discover the meaning of life the universe and everything
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:02 No.2758009
    Rite 093: A coke bottle on purpose.

    Yes, the whole bottle.
    >> Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/07/08(Tue)17:07 No.2758045
    That's just EASY MODE. I forgot to put in an addendum: Rewrite the whole series from the ground up, using the same theme of each strip, but each one is to be made far more interesting than the original.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:10 No.2758059
    Rite 445: Complete this fucking crossword puzzle I got in the paper today.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:10 No.2758061
    >Rite 093
    Then why nor .rar files?
    >> Owlman 10/07/08(Tue)17:12 No.2758072
    rite 2: beat all 4 iron chef in kitchen stadium at the same time.......
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:14 No.2758079
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    Rite 660: Survive HUGS TIEM with Unyuu
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:17 No.2758107
    Rite 619: Watch any movie with Christopher Walken in it and not even THINK that any scene involving him is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:19 No.2758115
    Rite 421: Eat a bell pepper even more dramatically than Chairman Kaga does.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:19 No.2758117
    620: Add more cowbell.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:21 No.2758131
    Rite 126: Manage to compleat Battletoads in 2 player mode...... alone!
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:22 No.2758138
    Rite 621: Hear the name "Chaos Lord Metallica von Freebird" without even cracking a grin.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:25 No.2758163

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    Rite 658: Resist the urge to buy insurance from this guy, despite the fact that you would only pay $19 a month and have full coverage at no extra cost.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:27 No.2758176
    Rite 133: Rhyme with orange
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:27 No.2758181
    I've infected Madagascar on Realistic Mode. Thrice.
    >> Mooglepies 10/07/08(Tue)17:35 No.2758217
    Rite 612: Be aware of the current location and activities of C S Goto, and take no action.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:36 No.2758220
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:37 No.2758224
    Rite 446: Watch Zoolander, and drink a shot of tequila whenever something stupid happens. Survive the alcohol poisoning.
    >> Mooglepies 10/07/08(Tue)17:37 No.2758225


    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:39 No.2758239

    Lozenge doesn't rhyme with orange any more than Door Hinge does.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:43 No.2758253
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    Blorenge. It's a mountain in Wales.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)17:43 No.2758254
    That's it I couldn't do it... I guess I washed out

    Did you start in Madagascar?
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)18:52 No.2758587
    Fuck me, dude. How the hell did you manage that?
    >> hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 10/07/08(Tue)18:57 No.2758612
    liar liar liar liar pants on fire
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:11 No.2758673
    1st time: India
    2nd time: Middle-East
    3rd time: Japan
    One word: Canada.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:16 No.2758697

    It may just be my particular way of speaking, but door hinge rhymes extremely well with orange, but you're totally right about lozenge

    Rite 412: Steal a Trainee Sister of Battle's panties
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:19 No.2758716
    Parasite. Buy off starting symptoms. Buy all modes of transmission. Wait.

    You're welcome.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:21 No.2758725
    Rite 39: Fap to an army of tyranids
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:23 No.2758734
    number 5:

    perform mambo number 5

    number 6: TROMBE INTERRUPT an important figure in the middle of a grandiose speech

    hard mode: do it to an inquisitor
    extra hard mode: of the ordo mallues
    HELL MODE: who you will work with as a grey knight
    heaven and or hell mode: don't let him find out.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:26 No.2758749
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    Oh, come on, that one's easy.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:27 No.2758752
    Rite 400: Make love bloom on the battlefield.
    Rite 401: Move and Shoot.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:29 No.2758762
    Do they even WEAR panties? I always thought they'd frown on them as frivolous.

    Nothing like cold, rusty, ancient power armor on your cooch to reaffirm the faith in the God Emperor and all that...
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:30 No.2758768
    Rite 034: come on guys, has nobody suggested this yet?!
    >> WE 10/07/08(Tue)19:30 No.2758776
    Rite 613: Reread all the works of C S Goto and resist the urge of equipping yourself with a MULTILASER.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:34 No.2758788
    I had a different approach to that. Yes, I sold all the symptoms. But after that, I maxed out cold resistance and spread it to Canada. A ship got infected there and got Madagascar. Shortly afterwards, I started building the other resistances until they were maxed out too. At this point, all was infected. It was a simple matter to buy symptoms to kill everybody.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:36 No.2758793
    Of course. They are white with pink aquilas on them.
    >> Marneus Calgar 10/07/08(Tue)19:39 No.2758812
    Rite 601: cure the cancer that is killing /b/
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:48 No.2758855
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:48 No.2758856
    Rite ⑨: lose all lives with the Icicle Fall -Easy- spellcard
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:51 No.2758870
    Rule 244: read a porn Loli D comic and have no heretical thoughts about it.

    Rule 487: be balanced in Dawn of War - Soulstorm, even if a Chaplain is attached to your squad.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:51 No.2758873
    How does IoM know about Trombe though...
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)19:57 No.2758909
    That's easy. Keep trying to graze while you've got a virulent cold and keep sneezing.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)20:05 No.2758944
    612: Watch every season of Who's Line is it Anyway without laughing once
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)20:07 No.2758951
    423: Find out which brother captain Ravenor is the sentient testicle of.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)20:09 No.2758958
    That could explain why so many fail...
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)20:12 No.2758970
    HARD: be balder than Colin Mochrie
    NIGHTMARE: as above, but without being Angelos
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)20:12 No.2758972
    Rite 613: Watch every episode of Seinfeld and enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:13 No.2759233
    That's it, I'll never be a Grey Knight.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:34 No.2759326
    Rite 001: Fill in the Grey Knight application. Spell your name correctly.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:38 No.2759346
    What's so hard about that?
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:38 No.2759348
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:40 No.2759357
    Ha HA! Already I'm 1/666th of my way to being a Grey Knight!
    >> Brother Cassiunthorialos Perceinhimer McDoogilous The 3rd 10/07/08(Tue)21:42 No.2759364
    Aww fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:44 No.2759374


    My friends call me bob.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)21:45 No.2759381
    Hi Bob
    >> Alaric 10/07/08(Tue)21:47 No.2759387
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    WHAT!? OH SHI-

    What was it again?..
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)22:15 No.2759534
    Rite 004: Find a huge creature who should have huge guts. Rip and tear its guts.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 10/07/08(Tue)22:17 No.2759548
    Rite 568: Climb a wall of dicks. Without ropes or hooks.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)22:24 No.2759601
    Rite 569: Catch the double nigger before he jumps over the candle-sniffing fuckfence.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 10/07/08(Tue)22:34 No.2759679

    Rite 570: Out-swear an Angry Marine.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)22:49 No.2759776
    Rite 226: Defeat a Necron playing the Necrons in Dawn of War. Using IG.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)23:02 No.2759827
    Rite 034: Make porn of it. No exceptions.
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)23:05 No.2759844
    OCDfag here; anyone mind if I reorganize the wiki entry and renumber the duplicates?
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)23:06 No.2759851
    Rite 67: beat Subterrean Animism on lunatic mode.

    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)23:16 No.2759906

    Go for it
    >> Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)23:47 No.2760123
    This is gonna be my new drinking game
    >> Anonymous 10/08/08(Wed)00:02 No.2760228
    288 - Win a breakdance competition with a Harliquin
    347 - Read the entire "Twilight" series and not an hero
    591 - Cause at least every second Grey Knight member you have been aquainted with to lose the game
    >> http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_666_Rituals_of_Detestation No.2759844 10/08/08(Wed)00:13 No.2760305
    The wiki has been rearranged and correctly numbered. As far as I can tell, it's all rite. [rimshot]
    >> Anonymous 10/08/08(Wed)00:20 No.2760356

    hey, dude, make it link to http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2754620/
    for the thread
    >> WE 10/08/08(Wed)01:51 No.2760870
    Good going so far.

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