What should I name the earths last battleship?
Too Little, Too Late
>>27419779>>27419779>>27419779Go with this one.
The Tittimus Nipplecus
Fuck_You" drop table PENSION_FUNDS;
Reg. Short for Reginald.
Into That Good Night
>>27419751burrito taco dorado
While i'm at it, what's a good speed for interplanetary [but not interstellar] flight?I'm doing a play-by-post and want to evoke the naval tactics of the 1800s, where movement could take months instead of hours.
"ur mum lel"
>>27419805Listen to his suggestion.
Is this a screen shot?If so, what vidya?And is it any good?
>>27419787Damnit beat me to it.>>27419866If you want to get somewhere in a reasonable time frame (IE: Not taking a fucking year to reach mars) but not cross a solar system in hours, I'd suggest something like perhaps six or seven days to reach the next planet over, maybe two or three weeks at top. A couple months to reach the outer system perhaps?
captcha emperor assupop fuckin captchathis is what you gotta name your ship now
Fuck Y...>fuck YOU, >27419816>Starfucker>Nothing Left To Lose>Call Me BB>(it's funny because a battleship is a BB)>Escort>High-Class Escort>Overpriced Hooker>Indefatigable>Thunderer>Warspite (an awesome name)>Revenge>Vengeance>Revengeance>Jack>Resolution>NUTS!>Glorious>Terrible>MarathonGo with the American tradition of naming ships after politicians:>B-Rock 'The Islamic Shock' Hussein Superallah ObamaOf course, you could go with the classics, the battleship that split naval history into post- and pre- its launch>DreadnoughtSimple. Understated. Fuck you.
>>27419960damn forgot my screencap
>>27419948Not OP, but this seems reasonable.That's something like one-third lightspeed, I believe.
HMS Camden Lock.>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperdrive_(TV_series)
"Missed One, Cunts""The Thorn""Vigil""Flying Earthman""Mourner""Exile""Scion""Bearer of the Torch""Despair""The Last Straw"
Litany of Litany's Litany
>>27419751Babylon. After all, it is the last best hope for peace.
HeroHeadlongHammer, to FallInnuendoMade in HeavenMan on the ProwlNevermoreThe Night Comes DownThe Show Must Go OnWho Wants to Live Forever?Fat Bottomed Girls
Easy Come Easy GoLittle High Little LowAny Way the Wind BlowsDoesn't Matter To Me
USS Ron Paul
>>27419984....unless my math is fucked up, at .01c you could reach the sun in just over half a day. That seems a bit fast for a naval theme, to say nothing of .33c.
>>27420052Ashes to AshesFive Years>not the length of their missionGod Knows I'm GoodGod Only KnowsGunmanHallo SpaceboyHeroesHurt>...I'm looking at Bowie, but fuck me if the Cash cover of that song wouldn't inspire an incredible shipLady StardustLet's DanceOh! You Pretty ThingsQueen Bitch>the British royal family got weird before the endRock 'n' Roll SuicideSpace OddityThe Man Who Sold The WorldWorking Class Hero
RocinanteThere's a stylized version of this picture as the crew mission patch.
>>27419912Hope is pretty good. Going to go with that, since the other battleships were destroyed in the hope that no future wars in space would break out.>>27419948I was hoping for a solid number. The game is going to start with the Rebel miners station on the other side of the sun, with the battleship taking 3 months to make that journey [using solar sails at the end to go faster]. the asteroid belt is about 3 AU away from the sun, and so that means 1/2 AU/turn without solar sails and 2 AU/turn with solar sails, -.5 AU/turn per AU beyond 2
"I like Big Butts and I cannot Lie."
Alpha Centauri (the nearest star) is 4.37 light years away. The Earth is 8 light minutes away from the sun and roughly 4 light minutes away from Mars.60/8=7.57.5 X 24 X365.25 X 4.37 = 287305.65Check me on this guys, my brain doesn't process number correctly. But I'm pretty sure this means that Alpha Centauri is 287,305.65 times as far away from the earth as the sun. So if it took one day to get from the earth to the sun, It would take roughly 786 years to get to the NEAREST star.Please prove me wrong on this guys. I would much rather be called a retard that can't do arithmetic than deal with the mental plight of coming to terms with the fact that humanity wont reach the stars for at least 10 thousand years.
>>27419751Forlorn HopeDay's EndDay of WrathIgnoble EndAnemic effort Let's make Mars our Bitch!
>>27419966>B-Rock 'The Islamic Shock' Hussein Superallah Obama
ZeusThundercockSol SearcherSol ManNot the last trade-shipNow I'll just go with whatever good captchas come up:Vavste LawyerRynonc NecessarySeminal TreenhibThe CsionaoEciatl GivingCrisis IncridtRcrifer ArmyEuhazat EnablingMuch TudedeeReputation PursedtTakes Rrampr
>>27420115I like some of my suggestions, but this wins.>To dream the impossible dream>To fight the unbeatable foe>To bear with unbearable sorrow>To run where the brave dare not go>To right the unrightable wrong>To love pure and chaste from afar>To try when your arms are too weary>To reach the unreachable star>This is my quest, to follow that star>No matter how hopeless, no matter how far>To fight for the right, without question or pause>To be willing to march into Hell for a heavenly cause>And I know if I'll only be true>To this glorious quest>That my heart will lie peaceful and calm>When I'm laid to my rest>And the world will be better for this>That one man scorned and covered with scars>Still strove with his last ounce of courage>yfw any line of this song would be an awesome sip
>>27420136>Vavste LawyerLawyers, Guns & MoneyRoland the Headless Thompson Gunner
>>27419751Astroship XB982or "Ender Wiggin"
Silver Machine.Break out the Hawkwind and show them how a real battleship fliessideways through time
>>27420133we've known this since forever, space travel outside the solar system is more or less unfeasible and frankly kind of pointless
It's One Of Ours Sir
UnitySanctuary The Ark
>>27420114>HurtSueI Walk the LineRing of Fire>Hurt is still better
>>27420175>kind of pointlessI hope you die you piece of shit.
>>27420116and each turn is 1 month>the thornawesome>the hammer too fallgreat, sounds like a translation. The japanese are pretty big in this setting, lets see the translation>>Hanmā wa, rakka suruawesome.>Hathauṛā, gira karanē kē li'ēindian>Chuí, dàole qiūtiānchinese>>Bearer of the torchRóngyù chéngzài de huǒjù [chinese]>>Warspiteawesome, but not in keeping with the theme
>>27420133Nah, you are right. People usually fix this saying that, due to the large quantities of mass nearby, it would be extremely dangerous to use ftl inside solar systems, So you could travel quickly to other stars but not between planets
>>27420158"The Enemies Gate is Down."
OK, a serious suggestion. It's the Earth's last battleship, so take it right back to the earliest days of space travel. A heroic sacrifice. Man's best friend.Laika.
>>27420239Have You Tried Turning It Off And On AgainReformat And ReinstallIs It Plugged In
>>27420225Can you explain why? I've never heard of this reasoning for ftl to other starts.
>>27420276Most of the settings which use FTL like that have FTL not working too well in heavily curved spacetime. You need a nice flat region to engage, and you don't want to get too close to gravity wells while you're flying.
>>27420255Yup, this is the one
the "Fuck you if you split your fleet"
>>27420310I like it
>>27420328Fuck You, Split Your Fleet If You Want, We Have Two BroadsidesAlso,>>27420255>Laika
>>27420255We don't know the capabilities of the battleship, really. If it had utility shuttles, Laika and Gordo would be good names. If it had a fighter compliment, you could have Apollo, Mercury, Soyuz, and White Knight flights / squadrons.
>>27420328The good ship Let's Split Up, We'll Cover More Ground That Way is a carrier, not a battleship.
>>27420354Laika was the first dog in orbit. The previous dogs didn't get that high. One was Gypsy, don't remember the other's translation or the Russian names for either.
>>27420276>>27420294Also, have you ever accidentally a whole spaceship into a planetoid at relativistic speeds!?
>>27419839I vote this. Especially if its sister ship Do Not Go Gently got blown up.
>>27420382I know who Laika is, I just don't think it's a good name for an entire battleship. It'd probably be great for a smaller ship carried by it. Remember the Ambassador shuttle in Homeworld? Laika would be a good name for one of those.
>>27420386No, but I dug out some of my old jumpspace physics training manuals and scanned this chart for you.
The last battleship. ...And Fuck Your Sister Too.
'Paybacks a Bitch'
>>27420421This isn't just any battleship, though. It's the last one. That demands a special name, and Laika - naming your species' last battleship after the pet who helped you get out of your gravity well - shows humanity's sentimentality, and isn't that essential humanity what you're fighting for?
"We'll Be Back"
"I got to space and lost a war and all I got was this shitty spaceship"
>>27420464We're Back.We're Back, BB.
>>27419751After a quick scan through, Imma say the best ones are:>Too Little Too Late>Into That Good Night>Rocinante>Missed One, Cunts>Laika>It's One Of Ours, Sir
The BossBig Boss[HIDEO]
>>27419751There's only one name for the last badass piece of machinery done by humanityGipsy Danger.Ok, in all seriousness I would call it "The Discovery of Fire"
"WE'RE THE ONE WHO KNOCKS"
>>27420500The last one has been overplayed, and the first one seems like they've already given up
>>27420108Keep in mind movements in space are different that what you see in movies : you can't go straight from a point a to a point b, you must do things according to orbital mechanics. When going to another planet, you can either accelerate for half of the travel and deccelerate for the other half, or you can accelerate the whole way and "aerobrake", which mean ramming the athmosphere of the planet to deccelerate. It's obviously faster to do the second one, but you need heat shield so big it's ridiculous. You can also accelerate a little and let your speed do the all the effort. But it will take forever. If you want more info go visit /kspg/, the general of kerbal space program on /vg/. They have some cool pasta with description of orbital mechanics.
The Sue(pronounced desu)
>>27420424So is "doink" a failure to enter hyperspace or a failure to leave?In the latter case could you theoretically "doink" multiple times, essentially skipping your ship through hyperspace like a stone on the surface of a lake, to make otherwise impossible long jumps.
Man's Inhumanity To Man, Super-Sized Sharing Is Caring EditionFrom Girders>what, you don't have IRN BRU on your shitty little planet?
Straight Outta Africa
>>27420541>"aerobrake", which mean ramming the athmosphere of the planet to deccelerate.BEFORE PERFORMING MANEUVER ENSURE PILOT KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ATMOSPHERE AND LITHOSPHERE
On the Laika theme, Sputnik would be nice.
Schlong of Sagan
>>27420552It's bouncing off when you try to come back into realspace. Presumably yeah, you skip and come back. The risk is, of course, liberate tutamet ex infernis.
"Which Way to Uranus?"
>>27420453It could. I don't see naming the whole ship Laika, but I respect your opinion. I'm kind of attached to my name ( >>27420115 ), but I'd be pissed if Earth's last battleship didn't have something important named after Laika on it.
>>27420466>>27420547The Iron Dream
>>27420574Ah, the Lithobraker-class Relativistic Kill Vessel is a fine WMD.
>>27420614I absolutely love Rocinante. It's a wee bit spoiled for me because it's been used in a book I read, Leviathan Wakes, where it's a refitted ex-Martian missile boat.
>>27420255In Soviet Russia, Laika is hero. You expected joke? Fuck you, Laika is hero. No joke. For mocking national hero, your family is executed. Ha Ha.
>>27420574Trying to heliobrake is a bad idea too
>>27420634This ship has killed billions of billions stars yet hasn't given a single fuck
>>27420466>Flying high on rapture>stronger free and brave>never more encaptured they've been brought back from the grave>with mankind resurrected>forever to survive>returns from armageddon to the skies.....>>27420547>Built and designed to obey>to keep man alive>oh I have failed...>now they struggle to survive...I think I know which I'd choose.
Going off the songs, lyrics and titles earlier, I like me some Lehrer.No More Ashes, No More SackclothUniversal BereavementMasochism TangoBe Prepared
>>27420657I just realized that technically it's photobreaking
>>27420657Suns are a little more obvious, unless your pilot's hungover and wearing shades.
Even in Death... I still fuck your mother
>>27420108A bit late, but yeah I was wrong.In retrospect, I should have thought about it for more than about seven seconds.
No More Mister Nice GuyDramatic Exit, Thank You And GoodnightJust Another Victim Of the Ambient MoralityAll Through With This Niceness And Negotiation StuffNow Look What You've Made Me DoDon't Try This At HomePure Big Mad Boat Man
>>27420693Fighting a bird-like race?The One Thing That Makes Spring Complete For Meor justSpring Is Here
>>27420646I read Leviathan Wakes, Caliban's War and Abbadon's Gate this summer and they were all completely awesome. I wish books had drawn 34 just because of Bobby Draper. Either way, naming a ship after Don Quixote's horse is great for any number of lost causes pursued by noble men, which is why it came to mind.
BOKU NO STARSHIP
>>27420741>Pure Big Mad Boat Manrip, you wonderful old scotBattleshipi FUCK CANCER
So, question for all you orbital mechanics types; Gravity slingshotting is a thing. Is it possible to use gravity slingshotting to slow down?
>>27419751Paybacks a Bitch
>Ctrl+F "Terra Omega">not foundI'm proud of you for not going with the obvious, /tg/
>>27420766Sure as long as you don't get the angle wrong, get sucked in and crash
Turning to classic SF and associated tropes>ugh, I feel dirty, like I accidentally touched a troperBig Dumb ObjectHandwaviumBigger, Dumber ObjectDirty Old Man
Cornered BeastLook what you made me doScytheshieldGilgamesh Rising
>>27420771Best Served White Hot And Flaming From Orbit
>>27420784Well, obviously, if you do things wrong, they don't tend to work. I was asking about theoretical possibility though. Thanks.
>>27420811Gilgamesh or Heracles are both good names for saying FUCK YOU to fate
DARMOK AND JILAD
>>27420766Yes but under specifics circumstance, like if you slingshot around a body going in the opposite direction that you came from, which is something retarded in the first place
>>27420812>don't you mean Cavalry?>we stuck a pusher plate under the hill
"OH GOD NO"
Hector.Agammemnon.Name it Achilles and I will slap your shit.
"How'bout I slappa ur shit"
You said indians had a big part in the setting?MECHA SHIVA
"should have built a carrier"
You Only Had One Riot
The Rusty Slut
We Borrowed God's Starship
>>27419966Seconding Warspite.Sounds great and was arguably the most effective battleship ever.
>>27419751S.S. Float N' Shoot
Can't Sink Us, We're In Space, Bitches
>>27420175>UnfeasibleWell, suppose it could be done, but it would be extremely expensive>PointlessYeah How about no.Apart from it being AWESOME, it should be a point of self-preservation at one point. Unless we wipe ourselves out long before.>implying AWESOME is not enough for it to be done
>>27420424IS this from the notoriously known 2 updates per year Outsider?
>>27419768I fucking new it before entering.
>>27421089I honestly have no idea. Someone posted it a few Traveller threads ago in an Event Horizon derail.
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The Good Ship...- "If You Can Read This, We're Ramming"- "Terminal Diplomacy"- "A Fondness For Futile Gestures"- "Romantic Notion"- "Grand, Great, Gone"- "Vanguard"- "Woe"- "Ozymandias"- "Look Upon My Works (They're Target-Locked And Coming At You)"- "A Mote In God's Eye"- "Leisurely Xenocide"- "Our Response Is"- "... We've Got Reserves!"- "Notions of Neccesity"- "Terra Invicta"- "Pull The Other One, It's Got Thermonuclear Bombs On It"- "Payload: Nebolous"- "Mission: Vague"- "Destination: Your Glassed Homeplanet"- "By Reading This You've Wasted Valuable Time And We Have Gained A Target Lock"- "Consider The Following..."- "Spatium Solutus"- "Second Wind"- "Last Gasp Of A Dying Species With Only One Important Trait: Endless Spite"- "Ex Infernor"- "Sod It"Or, of course:"Terra Fugit"
End of The LineBack of The ClassYou'll never guess what song I'm listening to...>Scheme GizaorOr whatever captcha suggested.SCHEME GIZAOR! ACTIVE HYPERDRIVE!
The Short Bus
>>27421130>>27421130>- "Last Gasp Of A Dying Species With Only One Important Trait: Endless Spite">- "Ex Infernor">- "Sod It"Where We're GoingYou Opened ItCome With Us, Taste Our PleasuresWaste of Good SufferingSuch Sights to Show YouPrecious
>>27421169>as in Jack the Ripper if anyone doesn't know
>>27420730So about the time it would take for actual light to get to the sun?
We Never Asked For This
>>27420541Why not just accelerate most of the way then burn off some of your excess v by maneuvering through a gravity well? If you do it right you'll be at just the right velocity to achieve a stable orbit.Well, either that or you fall into a gravity well and explode because you were an idiot.
All this Don Quixote talk and no one suggested The Man of La Mancha?
>>27419751OP you need to decide how long you want it to take to reach stars that will decide everything else on your speed.For example if you want it be to be like early sailing it took colonist from Europe about three months of sailing to reach America.In order to pull off a similar time frame between stars you would need to travel at near 20 times the speed of light (assuming about 5 light years between stars).If you want it to take months to reach planets your players will never reach another star.You could pull out something like needing hyperspace gates or a special kind of travel effected by gravity that could only be done outside of a star system, or else sleeper ship and be prepared to skip turn for hundreds of years.
I can list a few that made me wish that Star Citizen was already out.>Gagarin's Grin>Tycho's Legacy>Tijauna Nights>Vertragus (latin for Grey Hound)>Dusk TreaderAnd on a simular note, almost all of the names for pen and paper RPG's make for excellent ship names as well.>Pathfinder>Shadowrun>Dark Heresy>White Wolf>Call of Cthulhu>Drunken Bear Fighter
>>27419751> Nobody proposed "Andromeda".I am disappoint.So yeah, Andromeda.
IT ALREADY HAPPENED! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS!Or... Inna Space
I think "Laika" is pretty good but I came up with a few before I got to that part of the thread.DubyaMillennium FalconSo Much Gravitas. All The Gravitas.EnterpriseArk RoyalOdysseusPrometheusArgoNo More Mr Nice GuyGunboat DiplomatI Said, I've Got A Big StickNow Look What You've Made Me Do
Space Jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JA7IWfFNA&list=FL2_EYZ2ZglB-rMXtwQVEyqQ&index=4Whenever you fire your world shattering main cannon the captain must yell "Shake it! Quake it! Space kaboom!"
The Space battleship Yamoto obviously.We're off to outer space We're off to outer space We're leaving Mother Earth To save the human race Our Star BlazersSearching for a distant star Heading off to Iscandar Leaving all we love behind Who knows what danger we'll find?We must be strong and brave Our home we've got to save If we don't in just one year Mother Earth will disappearFighting with the Gamilons We won't stop until we've won Then we'll return and when we arrive The Earth will surviveWith our Star Blazers
Magical RealmJames RussellIcarusJuniorMr. WigglesSnookums
>>27419751One Last Landing
"rocket shank""a paddling""totally not a giant hologram""i am a filthy xeno"
UEF Last Laugh
>>27420621Do you have a .pdf?I need it for ... research. And reasons.
The Rainbow Connection
I'm assuming it was rechristened, because it would seem silly it would be built and named just as it became earth's last battleship.Ozymandias
A couple points of speed reference for you, to put it in perspective------------------------------One week trip to Mars at shortest possible distance (About 34 million miles): About 201,785 mph (3.01 x 10^-4 SoL)One week trip to mars at average distance (About 139.8 million mi):About 832,139 mph (1.24 x 10^-3 SoL)One week trip to Mars at longest distance: (About 249 million mi):About 1,482,142 mph (2.21 x 10^-3 SoL)Time to furthest point of Neptune's orbit at the third speed:79 days, 13 hours------------Hope that helps
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Transport Vessel XZME-945
>The Ref is Blind>Half Time Show>Cross Counter>The Ninth Count>Get Out of That Neutral Corner>Casey's Up At BatAnd I'm all /sp/'d out
>>27421888Not unless it can make new planets, no.Oh hey there's an idea.>You and your crew are the survivors on the last Human ship>it's compatible with the thing that makes new Earthlikes, but you have to scavenge for it amidst a war's worth of wreckage
FinaleOne Last HurrahThe Best Comes Last
We Survived The Apocalypse And All We Got Was This Lousy Battleship?
>>27422031Best battleship name EVER.
Is Phoenix to obvious?
>>27420574fukkin lost it
>>27422161where there is a Jeb, there is a wayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Mtv_HN184
Is anyone checking these names anymore?
>>27419768came here to post this
>>27421465We pray for one last landing,On the globe that gave us birthTo rest our eyes on the friendly skiesAnd the cool green hills of Earth.
>>27420133You forgot to account for relativistic time dilation. Though at the speed you're talking it's a factor of like... 1.00002.
>>27422515>>27419787This is the best possible name for the ship.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM
>>27420008Alternatively, Maximum Fuck.>captcha: all izestar
>>27422807The S.S. Swastika out and about to ruin your alien day
The Fuck You Space Aliens.
>>27420133If you're travelling to Alpha Cen, you have two things to worry about. Max speed and delta v.If you seriously think you can make it there, delta v can be pretty much anything. Max speed is your worry: how do you prevent space dust from coring your ship?Let's say you have .2c delta v, which allows you to accelerate and decelerate .1c (assuming a reserve for course correction, etc). Let's say you accelerate constantly at 1g. You take about a year of acceleration and deceleration. During each of those years, you travel .05 LY. All other years you travel .1 LY. This gives you an earth frame travel time of 44.7 years, and a gamma of ~1.005 (about 44.5 years aboard ship).You can still expect grandchildren to be born on this ship.And that may not be a safe speed.
>>27421654tfw enemy forces say "Someday we'll find it, The Rainbow Connection"
>>27420709That is solar sails.
>>27420867OdysseusBriseis (because fuck you Achilles)
In Duty, HonorDen of the Mighty WyvernLight of SolTides of WarThe Unknown RoadEver OnwardsFrom Dusk til DawnPromised VictoryAll Under HeavenIn the Shadow of GiantsHeaven's AlterSpirit of VictoryHere There Be Monsters
The Last BloodstripeCaptain to All Hands: Evacuate, This is not a Drill!This is not a DrillThen There was OneYour Green LadiesKirkThe Dotted I's and Crossed T'sLet Us Tell You a Tale.Bite The PillowGoing In DryGratuitous ViolencePointy StickSoviet RussiaMake UsTried To Lose: FailureZero Zero One Zero ZeroThem ApplesLee RoyPillage Then BurnIcelandFinal CountdownVersion 0Then: The LastThe Party Dont StopLoose End
>>27419751>>27420177"Fuck you you do not get you to order me around anymore""Pardon, what was that?""What?""I slept with you wife""HAHA I was a traitor all along!""Screw You Captain""I Cant Make It Out, Wait Till It Gets Closer""Just a system failure sir""Oh my god there is hundreds of them""3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609""We fucked up. we Fucked up. We Fucked up now "
>>27423529I like those....
>>27419768Hope is the only viable choice, for what else do you have, in the end, without hope?
HATEFIRESWORDBIG STICKDEATH OF YOUSOUL EATERSALT THE EARTHBIG MC LARGE HUGEeeeeEEEEEEEAAAGGHHHHHHHHNo More TearsEarthsongDreamLifeMEATFUCKERKnifeUnending WillThe entire literary works of humanity, translated into Proto-Indo-European, broadcasted as fast as possible.OneDuck SeasonYour FuneralUnbroken
>Galactica>"She's One of Ours, Sir">"Earth's Last Battleship"
>>27420002>"Missed One, Cunts"I laughed harder than I should, and it's probably my favorite. The last battleship should have two names, its original designation before it became last of its kind, and the one the captain/crew gave it. That would be an awesome second name, not to big on class, but its got style.
FISTCRITICAL SYSTEM FAILUREJUDGEMENT
"Now That Your Last Shot At Peace Has Ended We Come Through The Void To Wipe Clean Your History And All Your Works"
>>27421307"Dragon""Space Dungeon""Random Encounter""Natural 20""Critical Hit"
>>27422013>"One Last Hurrah"Too Final"The First Hurrah"
>The Finest Hour
"To Give You Fuckers An Idea OF How Many Fucks We Do Not Give And Exactly How Much You Pissed Us Of, Our Light Space To Ground Armament Are Project Pluto Missiles"
The UNSC ships from Halo always have badass names.>The Pillar of Autumn>In Amber CladAnd the covenant ships were okay too.>Truth and Reconciliation
Final Resort Space Battleship No 12
>>27424215Can't forget 'Spirit of Fire" and 'Unyielding Hierophant"
>>27419751"It's one of ours, sir""Shoot the next target""Bob""2 degrees starboard"
"Five Rounds Rapid"
Space Station 13.Girugamesh!Pendragon.
>>27419866id go with a couple of light minutes in velocity, you get around but its not instantaneous.
>>27421494>Let Adolf Hitler transport you to a far-future Earth, where only FERIC JAGGAR and his mighty weapon, the Steel Commander, stand between the remnants of true humanity and annihilation at the hands of the totally evil Dominators and the mindless mutant hordes they completely control.Not mine, found it on the internet, and I apologize for the quality.
>>27419751>>27419779You Think You Have Me On The Ropes?
Going Down KickingAndromeda Is Next Door And Our Friends Are ThereCornered Beast
>>27419768Fukken gay, truly
Let's name the ship "Naruto."
>>27424501Light minutes are a unit of distance, not speed...
>>27424501I generally buy cars that have a few miles of velocity, I can get around but its not instantaneous
>>27419751THE IMMORTAL AVENGER, of course!
>>27426224Not very clever, or funny.Enough to get a chuckle out of me.
You said it's the last ship, right? The last hope, the only thing we have left? Pandora. When all the evils in the world escaped the box, the only thing left, sitting in the bottom, was hope. That's what this ship is to humanity: The one piece of hope when all seems at its worst.
How about Memoriam or Testament? We don't really have a shot at winning, but we'll damn sure go out sending one last message to the universe. We were here. Remember us.
>>27419751Guess who's next
>>27420152Mr. Bad Example
>>27425881velocity or distance, but whatever, roughly 18mil/kps
>>27419751- That Which Can Eternal Lie- Wish You Were Here- God-Slaying Machine- Diplomacy- Gray Area- Meatfucker- No Greater Gods- World-Scarring Solar Glory- Anywhere But Here- Silence and Motion- Valse de la Terre
>>27419751USS Fucking Nothing
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>>27419751Mistakes Were Made
Come An' 'Ave A Go If You Think Yer' 'Ard Enough