You honestly can't say who is more nervous at this point- Miho is obviously awkward around guys, and you're a champion at bottling your more tender emotions below the surface and covering them with sarcasm, anger and a teenage macho attitude. Whatever was going to happen between you and Miho, it certainly wasn't going to be the same inseperable relationship that Richard and Saori had.You Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and as you look across a desk at Miho in an otherwise-empty classroom, you wish relationships were as easy as facing down enemy tanks- at least you could trust in Black Jack and your crew to win the day in those situations.Right now, though, you're all alone with only your wits and limited experience with women and a blushing tank commander. And who the hell keeps turning the heat up in this classroom? It's August, dammit!>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews...">"It might be awkward if you were dating a subordinate, we should probably keep this on the down low...">Other.
>>27389803> So what were you planning on doing at the festival? what kind of things are traditional for it?WE already decided to keep it on the DL and Miho thought it would be a good idea.
>>27389803>>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews...">"Like, half of mine already knows"
>>27389952do they?I mean, Rose knows because we've asked her for advice, but everyone else just thinks that we are the spaghetti king.
>>27389803>"It might be awkward if you were dating a subordinate, we should probably keep this on the down low..."Poor Yukari. I just hope the threesome route is still possible.
>>27389881This too is senshado
>>27389803>"It might be awkward if you were dating a subordinate, we should probably keep this on the down low..."Though I'd say leave it up to Miho is she wants to change her mind in those regards.>So what were you planning on doing at the festival? what kind of things are traditional for it?>>27389881We should probably be open about it, kids don't like hearing rumors about Mom and Dad.
>>27389803>we should try and keep this on the downlow as much as possible. But, It might be prudent to tell someone eventually. >>27390013while I'm sure the threesome route is dead in the water, I'm still bitter we chose Miho over Fluffy.oh well, might as well keep moving forward.
Rolled 17>>27389803>Ask Miho's opinions
>>27389803>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."even if it was originally a joke Saori literally watched us mack on Miho, the seeds of suspicion have been planted
>>27389803>"It might be awkward if you were dating a subordinate, we should probably keep this on the down low..."unless you are willing to tell the world Miho.
>>27389803>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."Fnargh
>>27389803>tell our crews.exe
>>27389803> So what were you planning on doing at the festival? what kind of things are traditional for it?CULTURAL EXCHANGE, HO!
>>27389803>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."
why would we ask Miho about the festival?she probably knows as much as we do about it.
>>27389881>So what were you planning on doing at the festival? what kind of things are traditional for it?I know, I know. Miho has absolutely no idea either. But it's a better conversation topic!
>>27390285Not to mention not what she''s expecting to talk about. Seems like a pussing out option to me.
>>27389803>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."Why are we keeping this a secret? Why would we take her from her friends to ask about the festival? Why do we even care about the festival?
>>27390513I think the only thing important about the festival is determining what the hell the the Sunfish Dance is.
>>27389803>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."Chupacabra dance soon, yes?
>>27389803>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."My only regret is that this isn't a Kay route.
>>27389803> So what were you planning on doing at the festival? what kind of things are traditional for it
>>27389803>>"So, all this is going to get out eventually- we should probably just tell our crews..."
>>27389803> So what were you planning on doing at the festival? what kind of things are traditional for it>"It might be awkward if you were dating a subordinate, we should probably keep this on the down low..."
You sigh. "So, I was thinking..." You begin, stopping to gather your thoughts for only a moment.The moment is all Miho needs. "Very out of character for you!" She says with a small laugh. You blink, recognizing that you'd driven right into that ambush- she's good at that. "Sorry," she says, smiling as she looks down."Well... Considering how easy it was for us to find out about Roy and Akebi..." You start, before backing out and deciding to come from a different angle. "Remember what I said about keeping things secret?" You say, looking over at Miho. She nods. "I think it might be better to... well, get out in front of things." You fidget. "I mean, if we keep things secret and it gets out it looks like we're doing something wrong, right?" Miho nods again. "I don't know- I'm just a tank commander- you're the one running the team..." You reach into your pocket- there's something warm and squishy and very pasta-like in there."You're want to know if I think we should tell everyone we're dating?" Miho says bluntly, before blushing even more at her outburst."I guess-" You say, looking at a very interesting poster on the wall- reading is FUN-demental. "It's up to you- you've got more to lose if we screw up..."Miho sits back a bit, thinking.>Let her decide.>"I think we should tell them.">"So, what's this whole festival thing going to be about?"
>>27390939>Let her decide.She has more to lose, she has more power on what to do.
>>27390939>Let her decide.
>>27390939>Let her decide.She is the commander
>>27390939>Let her decide.She is the Boss.>You reach into your pocket- there's something warm and squishy and very pasta-like in there.Ha!
>>27390939>Let her decide.Then>"So, what's this whole festival thing going to be about?"
>>27390939>>Let her decide.
Rolled 3>>27391000I want to do this
>>27390988>Tankyo_Drift.jpgDon't you mean "Initial_T.jpg"?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl57hN4EaLU
>>27391121>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl57hN4EaLUhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLaa4ALet4Superior Initial D music.
>>27390939>Let her decide.let the girl think....
>>27391179>doesn't know about the Multi Track Drifting videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PUB4u2s2A
>>27391190>>27391179>>27391121>not using the superior songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>27391190this video never ceases to amuse>AGGRESSIVE MASS TRANSFER
>>27391179POST ALREADY BLACKJACK!
>>27391475Dude, it's only been 40 minutes or so. That's lightning pace for BJ.
We need to get the Panzer IV upgraded.
>>27391571Derped so hard you herped, eh?
>>27391486some day, i want to see that speed out of BJ. like making him drink a big can of red bull or something.
You want to say something, to take control of the situation, to be the commander- you even managed to open your mouth to say something at some point, but you get a hold of yourself- you're just a dude in a tank- she's the leader of this position- the legendary Nishizumi. She's the one that's going to deal with the fallout from this, good or bad.For her part, Miho mostly stares down at the table. Eyes focused intently- you've seen the look before in Rachel as she's judging the distance and windage of a long shot, in Richard when he's trying to figure out just how to approach a girl, in Patrick when given any sort of academic problem whatsoever that doesn't involve electronics. "There's a lot that could go wrong." She says finally. "My mother always told me that people don't need to know anything that won't help them win on the battlefield." She says, chewing her lip a bit. She looks up at you. "I never liked how she did things- I don't think I could keep it secret from Saori, anyway- she's got this wierd sixth sense."You finally realise how tense you've been through this exchange and finally let yourself relax, slumping back into your chair.>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?">"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now...">We still have to talk with the President. Dammit.>Other.
>>27391644Can, hell, hook him up to an IV drip full of Monster
>>27390939basically the moral of the story isif your special lady presents you with a set of choicesand all of the choices are terrible for youtell her to make the decision herselfshe’ll love ithttp://bettermyths.com/sir-gawain-gets-married/
>>27391655>>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?"
>>27391655>Rachel?You mean Rose, right?>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?"
>>27391655>RachelDrink!>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?"
>>27391655>"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now..."Looks like everyone is importing from America.
>>27391655BJ, do you even remember the names of your own characters?
>>27391655>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?">We still have to talk with the President. Dammit.
>>27391704Sometimes I wonder. also>>27391655>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?">"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now...">We still have to talk with the President. Dammit.
>>27391655>"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now..."
>>27391655>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?"I feel sorry for Fluffy. You monsters
>>27391704he made the mistake of making them all too similar. RusselsRickRichRoy Rosetheoretical Racheltoo many R's
>>27391726Because we stole her crush?
>>27391655>>"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now..."AND>We still have to talk with the President. Dammitwe already know about the parade anyway guys.
>>27391655>>"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now..."
>>27391730This- originally it was going to be Rose and Roy.Then I made the mistake of calling the driver Richard. (Also, Patrick isn't Rick, Rick is just another nickname for Richard.)
>>27391747Her crush stole her crush. Honestly it works both ways
>>27391751>>27391751seriously. Fuck the Parade and the Salmon Dance
>>27391761That's like double suffering
>>27391777everybody is miserable while lusting after eachother. what a horrible predicament.
>>27391777Solution: Make Fluffy Best Friend with Benefits.Then she gets to do *both* her crushes.
>>27391761>>27391777Unless Yukari is furiously shipping us. I can see us tiptoeing around her about us and Miho, afraid to hurt her fellings, only for her to demand ALL THE 'DETAILS' when she finds out.
>>27391809I see this as about equally likely as depression on her end, yeah.
So guys, anyone made Blackjack custom skin yet for Pershing? I doubt anyone still play Super Pershing now (though incredibly, someone still want to buy it)
>>27391840>shipping intensifiesshould be a shaking map of sea-lane traffic
>>27391655>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?">"So I guess my crew's not the only foreigners in senshado now...">I don't think I could keep it secret from Saori, anyway- she's got this wierd sixth sense."Damnit Saori we let you command the tank once, just once, and you throw all that XP into a Perk you can't even use? This is why you train Repair first dammit!>>27391730Fewer R's than a Latin Lover.
>>27391809>Yukari the Shipper-on-DeckI'm totally okay with this.Wait a second...I just had a thought.We should totally try and play Cupid for Rose and Hana.
>>27391922>Rose and Hana>Rose is literally a flower name
>>27391922You are evil!I approve. *thumbs up*>>27391941Wow! Fridge Brilliance right there.
>>27391922oh, because they are both gunners?way to break stereotypes!
>>27391922BUT THAT'S FORBBIDEN LOVE ANON.
>>27391864>I doubt anyone still play Super Pershing now (though incredibly, someone still want to buy it)Hey, last time I ran into one I couldn't pen it at all from the front or turret.>tfw you'd like courageous resistance more if you stopped getting it for 0 damage Sniper medals.
>>27391941And Hana is from a family of Flower Arrangers.She's going to put our Gunner into shapes and forms.
>>27391922Nah. Rose and Assam.
>>27391994>Hana and Rose engaging in artful bondage posing
>>27391979GUNNERS CAN'T LOVE GUNNERS
>>27391994>She's going to put our Gunner into shapes and forms.
>>27391922 here,>>27391970What? No, not at all....well, maybe a little.It was mainly the fact that I think the two of them would complement each other well>>27391998But this, I approve as well
>>27391994>>27392029I can just imagine her watching us in our later matches.
>>27392031yeah! fuck arsenal!
>>27392063where title did that pic come from?
>>27391864I really don't get why people are bitching about the Super Pershing. If anything I'm doing BETTER with it now that it's a little faster. The lowered hull armor doesn't hurt it all that much except against Tier 9, which just requires you to be smart about how you approach them - or better yet, avoid them entirely, disengage and always have an out.
>>27392106Teppuu, I believe.
>>27391998This relationship fits Rose to a tea.
>>27392031>>27392029>>27391994>Hana and Rose getting off from firing tank guns
>>27392155Probably one of the more expensive kinks
>>27392205>STOP WASTING ALL OF OUR MONEY YOU PERVERTS!
>>27392205That's the sort of kink that would make me recoil in shock. Don't know about you.
Okay, NOW the shipping intensifies.
>>27392140I don't have one, and maybe never, but from what i gather the speed buff is barely there, and with armor angle decrease its not longer as bouncy as before. The gun penetration is not helping much.
>>27391655>"So, what's this festival and parade all about, anyway?"
>>27392320The speed buff gives it an extra 5 km/h or so. The armor nerf barely did anything. It's not like it was an impenetrable forcefield before, it's just slightly less bananas now.tl;dr I swear by my Super Pershing.
>>27392152>>27392244>>27392426M14 is the prettiest Upotte, hands down.
>>27392474She's also the best
>>27392498Why does Chisuurii take her panties off for that technique, anyways?
>>27392498>>27392426>>27392244Rifles go away, is tonks thread.
>>27392517Because the stock isn't shouldered, I think.
>>27392518You seem a little flustered. Perhaps you should see your doctor for a czech up.
>>27392474>M14>not FALYour tastes are completely different from mine, but that's okay anon, I'm sure you're a fucking fantastic person and I hope you have a good day.
>>27392597stubber girls, stubber girls everywhere...
>>27392540You, you're ok. >>27392542You, see pic related.
You lean back, the tension in the room lifting away like clouds on a muggy day. You shrug and look over at your captain- "So, guess we're not the only foreigners in the senshado scene anymore..." You say, leaning back in your chair. The appearance of the Centurion's American tank commander was pretty unexpected."Actually, foreigners aren't... well they're rare but it's not unheard of..." Miho says, looking glad to just have a relatively normal conversation. "You see it occasionally- Schools will see talent somewhere and recruit from another country, or they'll recruit to secure a tank from a private collection- free education for a few years and being on a Japanese senshado team is very distinguishing. My mother did that years ago to secure one of our Jadgtigers. Sounds like Elizabeth got the same deal." She shrugs. "You're still the only guys I've heard of, though, and certainly the only foreign ones..."It definately makes sense- Senshado is a competative sport and schools with the money would want to find the best talent- Baseball certainly had its share of Japanese players in the MLB.>Go talk with President Anzu- we've got business to attend to.>"Want to come deal with the President with me?">Other.
>>27392660>>"Want to come deal with the President with me?"
>>27392610I like her wavy blonde hair. It probably also sways my opinion because the first time I held an M14 rifle to my shoulder, it was the most perfectly natural-feeling firearm I've ever handled. Everything about its design clicked with me and I've never been more accurate past 200 yards with any other gun using iron sights. But she's too expensive for me, and I'll likely never actually own an M1A.
>>27392626Looking a bit pudgy, Abrams-tan, as expected of such a spec-tank-ular fuel hog.
>>27392660>>"Want to come deal with the President with me?">Shiho once brought in a German tank crew to kurororormorineneat.jpg
>>27392660>"Want to come deal with the President with me?"United front.
>>27392660>"Want to come deal with the President with me?"
>>27392660>Drag Miho along.We need all the backup we can get when dealing with that halfling.
>>27392716Yeesh, someone's a KOCHsucker.
>>27392660>"Want to come deal with the President with me?"more the merrier. >>27392682a fuel hog, probably, but WHAT a PREFORMANCE she does!
>>27392742Actually I likeSensei.
>>27392806Good taste. Upotte quest when
>>27392813Idk. I'd say I'd run a quest but I'd probably be lying and I'm not sure how you'd make a good Upotte quest.
>>27392813>You are a rifle. You are a gun. You are for fighting, and you are for fun>>27392660>"Want to come deal with the President with me?"
>>27392813I had an idea for one with Lee Enfield No. 4-sensei as a main character. That or Mossberg 500, 590 and Maverick 88 as a set of siblings as main characters.
>>27392836As much as I like Upotte, I can't imagine it not becoming a waifu shitstorm.
>>27392836Full on open warfare between the NATO and Warsaw Pact rifles?
>>27392700>halflingAnzu is a Kender, not a Halfling.
>>27392751What have we got here, a fucking commie-dian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty.
>>27392853It would completely dissolve into waifu storm I'm sure.>>27392855Yeah, but then you'd have to be a rifle and it gets interesting when you go that direction.
>>27392877>Yeah, but then you'd have to be a rifle and it gets interesting when you go that direction.Searching for an oper8or husbando in the midst of WW3.
>>27392877It might turn out okay if it used only OCs though.
>>27392498>>27392610Neither of these is Jatimatic.
>>27392916Problem is, most "big name" rifles are represented already, so you'd have to go ffull-blown gun hipster to get OCs.
>>27392916They took most of the common rifles, that'd be hard to do a bunch of OC's. >>27392892Blurg, would not want to do.
>>27392940>>27392947Then how about...only posting picture of real guns?
>>27392940Or just go a reasonable amount of time into the future. Or shift timeframes entirely to like civil war or something crazy. Or shift setting entirely.>Lasgun-chan
>>27392936Sorry, not into elementary school girls. I need a real woman.
>>27392936That isn't HK53.
>>27392916AR15? M1A? Mini14? WASR? And those are just civilian versions of already existing rifles. There's dozens of other rifles that haven't been touched yet.If anyone does this please announce it here or something
>>27392959That's just /k/ then.
>>27392806You realize that if M60 exists in Upotte!! then your raifu and MG42 engaged in hot lesbian gun porn right?
>>27392964WWII-era?>Schmeisser-chan>>27392985Actually, it would have been a threesome with Lewis Gun-chan.
>>27392940Obrez-chan reporting for duty.
>>27392985I know exactly why I have this boner...and I blame 4chan and Japan
>>27392998>grammy SVT>papa mosinIntriguing. I want a mango on red Steel High now
>>27393020>Akagane-ko>AK ga neko>AK are cats
>>27392947What if we made a quest where all the weapons were like Upotte? Like take the Upotte Rifles, the planes from the plane mangu and make up the tanks and arty. Then have fun.
>>27393053>the planes from the plane manguYou mean Flight High?Technically that's a manhwa, it's Korean and reads left-to-right.>Tomcat-chan is my planefu
>>27393043They're still Russian rifles. Hell, in the AK battle arc, we see SKS (guarding SIG), even though she wasn't actually designed by our most glorious prophet Kalashnikov.
>>27393088A-10-chan is more fembro to me. Tomcat-chan, I would hold hands and cuddle with.
>>27393088I was expecting A-10-Chat to be Buff-er you know. Since she has such big guns.
since you guys won't stop talking about this show, I decided to watch Upotte. half way through the first episode, and all I can say is what the fuck?
>>27393088Speaking of Flight High, there's apparently a tonk version by the same author (I've seen a panel), but I haven't been able to find anything.
>>27393088>Sunbae>SempaiFuck, I hate this aspect of Asian cultures. Their damn primal need to stratify everyone into classes and a struch heirarchy of obedience and servitude. It's ficking nightmarish.
>>27393130It's a silly show, never really watched it myself.
>>27393124>>27393088I drew an A-10 girl once on request from /k/. Years ago, but I can probably dig up the sketch.
>>27393130Read the mango. It's on mangareader if you're a streaming pleb.
>>27393130Youkoso ni Nippon!
>>27393148Dude, in Korean, they'll often ask you how much you make in a year so they know what pronoun to call you depending on if you make more or less then they do. Also to know what level of passive-aggressiveness to use if you make more and disdain if you make less than them.
>>27393130Just watch the OVA. Pretty, plump girls going camping with rifles and getting deliciously naked.
>>27393188It's an absolutely toxic culture.
>>27393191>dat XEBEC animationMan, the manga might have a better "story" but I'll be damned if I didn't appreciate XEBEC's thickness for the anime
>>27393218It truly is. Not that American culture is that much better, mind you. We're pretty shallow too, but at the very least we aren't as hilariously toxic as Korea and Japan.
>>27393069KC-767 is my plane-chan.
>>27393124The super-buff one would be Herk-chan, considering that she's a transport plane.
>>27393242SAKO was fucking glorious.
>>27393257If C-130 Hercules is strong, C-17 Globemaster III would be 2STRONK WILL BEND REBAR WITH THIGHS FOR MONEY.
>>27393242I'm still occasionally surprised that they let that on the show. I guess it was a web show, but still...
>>27393295>Web ShowNo? It aired.
>>27393289And yet, amazingly graceful
BJ POST PLZSAVE US
>>27393303Like a very strong ballerina.
>>27393301yea, but it originally aired as a show on Nico and Crunchy. I assume that they didn't cut that scene, but it gives a little more explanation
>>27393323What about An-225?
>all these faggots who don't love Black Widow-chanShit taste, shit taste everywhere.
>>27393336It was a simulcast on Crunchy, in fact.
>>27393347But I like Berkut-chan...
>>27393342>An-225More or less the same as Globemaster, but since this is anime she has white hair and extremely pale skin. Also bizarre accent.
>>27393395But An-225 is bigger than everyone else. So she'd have to be the tall stacked one too I guess.
You look down at your watch. Crap. You've only got about twelve minutes left of lunch. And there's still Anzu to deal with. But, it's sort of neat hanging out with Miho. Why not do both? "Hey Miho, I gotta go talk with Anzu about some stuff. Want to come back me up?" You'd never admit it, but you really don't like dealing with that girl by yourself- she's always got an angle and you only know what it is half the time.You think."Well, it's better to be outnumbered three-to-two than three-to-one." Miho says. "If you need back-up, I'll come!"A few minutes later, you walk into the student council room. Of course, you don't bother knocking and ignore Momo's angry protests about "official council business." As you approach Anzu's desk, she turns around her chair to face you, cradling a glass of orange soda in one hand and a bag of sweet potato chips in the other.She looks from you and Miho and back to you. "So, when did you two become an item?">"What?!">"So what?!">Spaghetti.
>>27393222Delicious curvy FG42 in panties was the highlight of that OVA
>>27393416>"Not now"We can spaghetti later
>>27393347Poor YF-23. She just wanted to be loved...I'd love you, 23. I'd love you and never let go.>>27393416"I have no idea what you're on about, Kaptain Kenderoo."
>>27393416"I'm sure you knew already thanks, what did you want?"
>>27393416"10 minutes ago"
>>27393416>"What?!"So direct, Anzu!
>>27393416>"Later. Business now."
>>27393416"About the same time you became king of the world. This is a business visit, Anzu."
>>27393416>>27393439This, I think is the best option
>>27393416Ignore her jibe, just get what we need done
>>27393416>"Not now"She's trying to throw us off our game, don't fall for it.
>>27393416"Rumourmongering layer. Business now."
>>27392806>Posting such a low-res image. Disgraseful
>>27393489I had to find it Mr. Ripple. I don't have an Upotte folder.
>>27393416"You gave no sense of drama at all, Anzu. You could've gotten the reaction you're fishing for if you'd asked that in front of everyone."
>>27393416>>27393439>ThisCan't get caught up in her pace.
>>27393489Of course, I fail to link the proper one...
>>27393556She's fucking hot in her manga casualwear.
>>27393439>>27393416This. Can't corner the Dorner
>>27393573Fanon is that she has heterochromia and wears the eyepatch because one of her eyes is nightvision, representing the Vampyr scope.
>>27393191Also has best pairing.
>>27393347>Read through>BookmarkedThanks, /tg/!
>>27393737Am I the only one who wants G3 to take her under her wing and after a short timeskip, she comes back full of German magic wearing black pantyhose and upgraded to L85A2?
>>27393347>Is it true you sold your body for a can of Pepsi?Technically, she didn't. One guy actually SUED to try and get a Harrier for the advertised 7,000,000 points. The case was dismissed. He never got his jet.
>>27393810Does she get a beret (A2 charging handle, yo)?
>>27393856Sure. But put her in the black HK school uniform.Mostly because I want to see her in black pantyhose and pumps like G3 wears.
>>27393810And so G3 continues neglecting her own imouto to pamper everyone else's.Being HK33 is suffering.
>>27393810>kraut space magic
She actually looks lot more real than most animu girls ive seen lately.
>>27393919I imagine everyone disregarding G11 because they don't get her and they think she's just nuts, but it's more that she's hyper-intelligent and nobody understands how her mind actually works.
>>27393953>G11 is actually rule 63 Nicola Tesla
You almost stop mid-stride. How the hell does she do that? Keep it together, Russells. "Later, Anzu." You say, shortly, cutting through her usual attempt to throw you off balance. She's going to need to figure out a new strategy- this one is expected. You do wonder if she just knew ahead of time or if you and Miho are that easy to read.Anzu thinks, taking a bite of a chip. "Well, its about time- she's spent the last week getting herself all moi-" Anzu starts."NOT. NOW. ANZU." You say, cutting her short. "We've got official business to attend to." You cover with anger, but you can practically feel Miho blushing beside you.>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?">"When were you going to tell us that Glorianna had an American on their team?">Other.
>>27394039>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"This is the important issue, Elizabeth is a novelty at best.
>>27394039>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"I really don't find the other American team that big of a deal...
>>27394039>>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"The american team wasn't exactly mission critical.
>>27394039>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"
>>27394063>>"When were you going to tell us that Glorianna had an Amagreed.
>>27394039>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"Foreign teams is apparently a known thing beyond us, can't get mad at her for that
>>27394039>"What's your plan for the Parade saturday?"ANG ANG ANG
>>27394039>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"The other Amercans aren't exactly that important.
>>27394039>>"What's your plan for the Parade Saturday?"
>>27394039>she's spent the last week getting herself all moi-" Anzu starts.heh, it's funny because it can be horribly lewd but it's also factually true because of the waterfights
>>27394039Russels confirmed for baby man who can't deal with the word moist.Mmmoist.
One night we forgot to turn off our swag and we woke up covered in panzermädchen
>>27394189I want Sensei to comfort me...
>>2739428416.Japan does weird school grades.
>>27394293Me too anon, me too.
>>27394322>>27393737>>27393556Upotte!: Full of delicious healthy ladies.
"So, then, Commander, what did you want to know?" Anzu says, leaning back into her chair, chewing on a chip."You said you had a plan for the Parade tomorrow?" You say, slipping into a chair in front of her. Miho takes a seat in the chair beside you. "We want to know what it is." You say, already annoyed. "This time before you coopt us into doing something for you benefit."Anzu smiles deceptively. "Everything I do is for the benefit of the school, Russells." She says cooly. "Anyway, I suppose I can count on you to keep a secret?""Just tell us, Anzu!" Miho says, clearly as annoyed with the President's antics as you. It wasn't a week ago that Anzu had been threatening the girl with expulsion- you wonder if Anzu was like this with everyone and, if so, how she managed to get voted in as Class President.Anzu stops eating for a second and looks at Miho, before shrugging. "The float is finished, and Darjeeling and the crews we defeated will be performing a dance routine." She smiles. Yuuzu smiles proudly. "I even got the home-economics club to costumes!">"So, you're not going to be mortifying any of our teammates, then?">"What's the catch here, Anzu?">Other.
>>27394709>>"What's the catch here, Anzu?"
Riddle me thisI'm usually live and let live with quests, but the show is absolute shit.What would possess you to to make a quest out of it?
>>27394709>>"So, you're not going to be mortifying any of our teammates, then?"
>>27394709>>"So, you're not going to be mortifying any of our teammates, then?">and the crews we defeatedwell now we know what she bet on the centurion match
>>27394733We like the show.
>>27394733...because tank combat as a highschool sport?
>>27394709>"So, you're not going to be mortifying any of our teammates, then?">"What's the catch here, Anzu?"
>>27394733Because 4chan devoted itself to mocking idiots, and now the idiots think this is a fine home for them.
>>27394709>"What's the catch here, AnzuSomething's up, and we need the lowdown.
>>27394709Miho's growing a spiiiiine~Awesome.
>>27394709>"What's the catch here, Anzu?"
>>27394749I wanted to like it. I tried to like it. I still tend to click on links to the anglerfish dance when they appear in my sight. But after the first recap episode, I realized that I just didn't give any fucks about almost the entire cast.But that's just me. I support your right to quest how you want. But don't you think that boys and panzers are kind of a mismatch?
>>27394709>>"What's the catch here, Anzu?"There is always a catch. *Always*
>>27394838Hey, if it's not your cup of tea, I'm not gonna force you to watch it, but it gets progressively more action-y as the episodes go on; if that's your thing. Note, though, that I did not say realistic, as there is some serious bullshit pulled for the sake of entertainment, and I for one am fine with that.
>>27394709>"What's the catch here, Anzu?"I just played a Tier IX game with a Chi-Ha/KV-1/ELC platoon. We managed to win overwhelmingly. I have no patience for tomfoolery right now.
You and Miho stare at Class President Anzu. Hard. You are so unused to Anzu not having some plan that defames or embarasses someone on the team that you're waiting for the "but" to come. It doesn't.Class President Anzu takes a drink of orange soda. "What?" She says."So there is absolutely no need for any of the girls to do the dance?" Miho says, cocking an eyebrow at her. Neither of you still are believing a thing she's saying."Not one bounce or jiggle." She says- she holds up a hand. "On the honor of my position as Class President!" She closes her eyes and makes a solemn face. "Not one student on our team will be forced to do the Anglerfish Dance!" Oh, that's what its called- you'd forgotten its actual name. "What's the catch then?" You ask, blinking. There's gotta be a catch."No catch, no fine print, no buts." Anzu says smiling. "You can thank your gunner, for that- why embarass my own team when we can embarass another school's team?">"Anzu, if there is any trick here...">"So... Well, anything else that needs to be discussed?">"Let's go, Miho.">Other.
>>27395099>"Let's go, Miho."
>>27395099>"Let's go, Miho."Fair enough I suppose. And with that our business is concluded, so lets skedaddle before Anzu decides to improvise a way to annoy us.
>>27395099>"Let's go, Miho."We got what we came for and I don't want to bring our blood pressure up any higher by talking to her.
>>27395099>another school's team?do we definitely count as being from this school?
>>27395099>"Let's go, Miho."And, we're done here.
>>27395099>>"Let's go, Miho."
>>27395099>>"Let's go, Miho."Let's get the hell out of dodge.
>>27395099>Other.You're going to dance right? Only fitting for the Student Council.>dat feel when it backfires because Anzu is so Oorai she enjoys it.
>>27395099>>Other.Talk to Anzu about the american team with gloriana
>>27395099>"Let's go, Miho.">"Anzu, if there is any trick here..."Yes, let's assert our nonexistent authority!
You stand up suddenly. "Right." You say. "Let's bounce, Miho." You say, looking over at the girl- she's only slightly behind the curve but stands up. "No funny business, Anzu..." You say, pointing to your eyes and then back her. With that you and Miho turn to walk back out of the room."Russells?" Anzu says, causing you to stop and look back at her. "If you could settle a bet..." She says, looking over at Momo. "Did you ask Miho out, or did she get up the nerve and ask you?" She says while she finds her wallet in her small purse.You roll your eyes and look at Miho. You're not touching this. "I asked him!" Miho says with determination. Anzu smiles. "I knew it!" She says, Momo grumbles while retrieving a few hundred yen from the pocket of her jacket. "I'm actually surprised it took you this long to do it!" She looks at you. "No offense, Russells, you're a fine tank commander but you are way too uptight around the idea of romance." You clench your jaw, biting back a few words. "Still, Miho, good catch, even if he's a bit of a stiff." Your eye twitches.Miho's taken aback a little, but replies politely. "T-thank you, Anzu."
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>We see the Excelsior in action!>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.Girls und Panzer Quest will return Friday, going to try to start early between 4-5PM.Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>27395369>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.ALL IS LOST
>>27395369>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.Well that escalated quickly.
>>27395369>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.Whelp.
>>27395369>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.Like we all didn't see that coming.
>>27395369>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.Translation: EVERYONE KNOWS
>>27395351>"Still, Miho, good catch, even if he's a bit of a stiff." Your eye twitches.>OtherShut up Anzu, I have dickings to do.
>>27395369>Saori knows.>SHE. KNOWS.THE TIME HAS COME. UNLEASH THE SPAGHETTI.
>>27397011RENDER UNTO SPAGHETTI THE THINGS THAT ARE SPAGHETTI'S.