Welcome back to Desert Island Maid Quest.Last time on DIMQ we decided to take a break from the recent chaos. After narrowly escaping home we explored the wonders of the mystery toilet, punched out an avatar of the BBEGal Beth, and got busy with our resident Scientist. After that a brief memorial for fallen maids was had and we taught Tracy how to swim. Your relationship has evolved to the point where she accepts you as her master and took the position of head maid. You had a quiet prank free dinner and are now sitting with Evelin and Tracy having a tug-of-war for your attention. You've resolved to send Tracy up to bed first and then to speak with Evelin before you retire for the evening. Yuriko is preparing to retrieve her sentry turret. In the morning begins the search for Yuriko's friend Bunny.Character sheetshttp://imgur.com/iM8wuKs,CENvecr,CqNLlpm,AZV7jaU,5ndLFYG,woyjRD5Previous Threads1-9: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27186819/10: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27221405/
Status of your maids:Tracy is the head maid. She has been at your side since you arrived on the island. You've been through a lot but she is not completely devoted to you yet. The death of her fiancé (though Beth suggested he is not dead and you haven't revealed this yet) still has not been resolved nor has she come to terms with her cursed fox form, but your recent actions have drawn her even closer. She has just accepted her position as head maid and taken to calling you master as well as wearing her new uniform. You also taught her to swim recently, hoping to take a dive with her in the future.Unlike Tracy, Evelin is devoted to you undead body, mind and soul. Your orders will never be questioned or your will defied. She was turned into a mistress of the night by Beth after being assaulted by the horrors of the island. This enslaved her for a time, but through your heroic actions her heart and freedom has been returned to her. She sleeps during the day and just woke up and is hanging about the rooftop. She has some insight into Beth , but is disconnected now. She made peace with Tracy and thinks of her has a friendly rival for your attentions, though respects her position as head maid.Yuriko is something of an enigma right now. Claiming to be from the future or alternate earth, she has advanced tech,but it was damaged in her arrival or sabotaged so to be keep from Beth. Yuriko is also an ice woman, another friendly curse from Beth. A last act of spite at the end of their relationship. She has proven herself to be a master trickster, as proven by the unspeakable toilet incident. She is intrigued by you, taking opportunities to get close to you, but only for "sample taking" as she calls it. You promised that she would be there to face Beth and that you would help her return home. She likes the other maids, but only has expressed a desire to prank them mercilessly. The other maids have a begrudging view of her, seeing her sadistic tricks to be annoying.
Where we last left off...The food comes out wonderfully and mostly unadulterated, despite multiple attempts at sabotage (super spicy sauces, mind control nanites, certain wriggling items, really where is she getting this stuff). Tracy comes back slightly frazzled and dumps a pile of booby traps on the table. She glares at Yuriko and growls. "Don't touch my brush again". She turns around and huff walks to the table grumbling about the toilet incident. You then notice her tails dyed purple and green. You stifle a laugh and try to glare disapprovingly as Yuriko comments. "Like Christmas". Evelin drifts down the stairs soon after stretching and yawing in nothing but a long tee shirt. "Mmmm do I smell blood pudding. Oh thank you!" Yuriko bows. "Pleased to eating." You all dig in and make small talk. You tell about the dream you had with Beth, making sure to only mention decking her across the face. Yuriko tells about her dealing with Bunny and how she is worried. Tracy is quiet but sits very near you, her colored tail teasing around you legs. Evelin notices this and grabs your arm, starting a subtle tug of war. You decide that early tomorrow you are going to search for Bunny with Yuriko. You do not mention who is coming with you, not wanting to start a war. You pat Tracy on the head and tell her to get into your bed and that you will be along shortly to cuddle her. She smiles and scampers off to bed in a blur of orange, green and purple. Evelin tells you that she will be up on the roof doing her morning stretches and that you should join her later. Yuriko has already scampered off to whatever mischief she has planned with recovering the turret. You are alone on the couch with your thoughts.Well, chosen one? What's next?
Bumping with thread images.
>>27285139I say we do a quick workout with Evelin, then shower before heading off to bed so we can be rested for the morning
Check all drawers and cupboards.
Should we tell Tracy the truth about her husband?
>>27285341>>27285347You think to check around the various cupboards and drawers for any traps left by Yuriko but luckily come up empty handed. You head up to the roof where Evelin is going through her "morning" routine. The moonlight, just now beginning to light the island in a pale glow, radiates from a full moon that hangs low in the tropical sky. A soft wind buffets your face as you stand atop the mansion roof, rolling in from the inky sea glittering with stolen starlight. A pile of clothing lays on the roof while a figure writhes about in the air. White skin twists and stretches into a swarm of flapping wings only to congeal into a mass of raven hair. The polymorphic cloud flits about, making low sighs and shrill titters. After a moment it begins to cyclone down in front of you, swirling and stretching back into the recognizable form of a young woman. A naked young woman hovering a foot off the ground. "Don't mind me lover, just doing some stretching. What does my hero want with little old me at this hour? Nothing good I hope" she fires off with wink, her sharp nailed finger idly tracing about her collarbone. You tell her that you figured a little pre-bed work out would be fun and she giggles. Her arms cross her chest and she tilts her head and she rests her ankles together. She flicks her foot idly while the levitation giving making her look as if she's reclining on a long couch. "What type of workout?" she coos, giving you a subtle yet predatory glance.Well, what do we suggest?
>>27285479"I donno. How about something that gets the heart racing?" *Wink*
Rolled 73, 95 = 168"I donno. How about something that gets the heart racing?" *Wink* you coyly suggest. You immediately regret it. Evelin tenses. Her eyes flick and turn solid black. Her mouth splits along the cheeks and long fangs erupt. She lands on the ground and her limbs stretch out. She looks up, hisses and charges. "Letssssss go lover boy!" Welp, defend yourselfI'll take the first 3 1d100s. Beat the number above
Rolled 13>>27285793Why is it always something in the 90's?
>>27285885This is almost out of character. What are we? Van Helsing?
>>27285885Oh shit is your heart racing. Fortunately it pushes the adrenaline through your veins. As the snapping and snarling Evelin bears down on you kneel down and stare at her face to face and wait until the last second. Just as her toothy maw draws within inches of your face you puff air into her nose. She reels, head flinging back, muzzle scrunching and legs flailing. She veers off course and trips. As her elongated body goes tumbling by you hook your arm under her stomach and grab on for dear life. Evelin is startled by your grip and leaps several feet into the air. In a feat of wrangling that would bring a tear to Steve Erwin's eye you wrestle Evelin into position facing the ground. You drop her to the ground. "OOH YEAH!" you let go in time for her to brace herself but she hits hard. She is dazed but laughing. +40 XP for dropping the hammer.Any words?
>>27286121None, just kiss her.
>>27286121"That was a little unfair." Off her a hand up. "Again?"She did trip, after all.>>27286217Sneak a kiss as you help her up.
"Well...that certianly got the blood pumping, in any case."We going to cuddle Tracy so hard after this.
>>27286217>>27286245So go for a light peck or something a little more?
>>27286312Light peck. Make her want more
You bend down to help Evelin up. "Sorry that wasn't too fair, but you were underhanded first. Good fight." She laughs and takes your hand, her body returning to its normal human form. As she looks up at you, a little blood leaking from a small cut, her eyes widen in the moonlight showing a vulnerability you wouldn't have existed in this creature of the night. You pick her up and kiss her gently, licking the blood from your lips as you pull away. Her body melts into yours and she wraps her arms around you, clinging but not pulling. "...stay..." she whispers, her naked pale thighs rubbing together, betraying her frustration.Do you stay?
>>27286552could we have her come with us to are room
>>27286552Yes.I think we need to tell Tracy the truth about her husband. Telling her that we were going to cuddle with her was a bad move.
>>27286614Would take winning an affection or cunning clash. She really wants you right now, under the moon after besting her in combat. >>27286621That's a big move and I need consensus on it
>>27286654Bring her with us to the room.
>>27286552Only for a little while. We promised Tracy that we'd cuddle with her, and we should take a second shower first.
>>27286654I vote against bringing her to our room. We should let her have her perfect moment.
>>27286621I agree with telling her.
>>27286722This. She deserves her own moment. She already shared one with Tracy
You smile down at the vulnerable maid and take her cheek in your hand. "Of course." you breathe. She lays on the surface of the roof, raven hair radiates around her head in silky twisting locks. Her pale skin contrasted by the thin trail of blood on her ruby lips. Her tongue flicks out, quickly lapping up the blood. Her arms stretch out above her and she nimbly parts her legs, setting them on either side of your hips. You disrobe, letting her eyes play up and down your chest. Evelin's breathing quickens as you bend down to kiss her small but perky breasts. Lips trace around her nipples and up to her neck. Her eyes close with a sigh as her hand pulls you head closer. "bite" she moans. You pull a bit of skin away from her shoulder and bite down, drawing blood. You begin to suck, the blood tasting thick and sweet. "take me master" she moans again. You move your hips down and rub against her lips, lubing yourself on her leaking snatch. With a quick thrust you penetrate your maid. You gently pump away, taking the occasional lap of blood until she pushes you back, trying to mount you.1/2
Please roll a luck check while I finish the updateI'll take the first 4 1d100sDo not get below 50
Rolled 99>>27287043>Tracy jealous roll
Rolled 80>>27287043Something terrible is about to happen, isn't it?
Rolled 68>>27287043Well, a 99 is definitely lucky
You relent and let her re-position on top you, the cold tile of the roof biting sharply into your back but warming quickly. "my turn" she quickly mumbles as Evelin bends down and nips your shoulder, drawing blood in turn. You wince as she drinks some of your blood but are distracted when she lifts up and impales herself on your turgid member. You can feel her clench you tightly as something ripples behind her. Large wings stretch from her back, easily 6 feet across and leathery. A little claw tips the ends and the thin bones in-between the membranes are highlighted by the moonlight diffusing through them. She starts to pound away at your hips, her pace quickening with each thrust. You both are close, toes curling, wings stretching, and nails digging into flesh. "Come with me Master!" she screams, taking your hands and pressing them to her chest. Evelin comes first, clenching about your cock and sending you over the edge. You explode into her. The deviancy of drinking blood, the wings and the thrill of the fight are almost too much as your gut cramps, pushing you deeper into Evelin. She collapses on you, breathing heavily. Her wings retract with a soft rustling. You hear a whisper in your ear. "Thank you Master... go see to Miss. Tracy. I'm sure she will be upset if you dawdle." She kisses your bite, healing the little puncture wounds. Evelin dismounts you, and looks back at your prone body. "See you tomorrow. I'm going to pay bak..go help Yuriko." Blows you a kiss and then whirls into the night in the same mass of flesh, bat wings and mist you first saw her in and is gone. After a brief stop by the shower (searching for traps first) you clean off the blood and walk to your bedroom where the snoring and slightly drooling form of Tracy, splayed out and wrapped up in on your bed sheets.You are relieved she didn't wake. Well do you wake her and have a heart to heart, simply cuddle her or ?
>>27287331Vote wake her and have a heart to heart. Beth could have been lying but we can't be sure.
>>27287331Wake her for heart to heart. It's something that needs to be done.
>>27287423Agreed. Last thread somebody said our relationship should be built on trust and I agree wholeheartedly.Whatever Beth did, her gloating meant something.
Telling Tracy about what Beth said confirmed. You slide into the bed, lifting the covers to snuggle in close to the sleeping fox. You go to kiss her awake but your feet, cold from the shower, grace her legs and she bolts awake. "AUGH! YOUR FEET ARE FREEZING!" she cries and bashes you with a nearby pillow. She is still half awake and flops down onto your legs. "Ha ha, you smell like sex. Naughty master." You tense nervously, hoping to avoid that topic, but she doesn't seem to mind. Her eyes flicker up to you and she mumbles at you. "What do you want master! Come snuggle closer." Her tail flaps against the bed motioning you to come close. You stand your ground. It would be so much easier to avoid this but you remain strong. "Tracy, there is something I need to tell you. When I met Beth we talked. I want to be honest with you, no matter what. You mean a lot to me and and you deserve the truth from me. No matter what." Her ears point up and she sits up to look you in the eyes. Tracy is fully awake now. "It's okay, just spit it out." You do indeed spit it out. You tell her about Beth's comments, about how she implied Tracy's husband lives and that he might be in a bad way. Tracy is quiet for a while. She won't make eye contact with you now. The tails are angrily thumping the bed. "Thank you for telling me, but this is Beth. We need proof and I... I need time to think!" Tears in her eyes, Tracy darts for the door. You have a moment to stop her.Do you stop her and if so what do you say?
>>27287765Grab her and hold her tight. "No matter what I will aid you, you saved me, you were my first friend here, I can't think of a thing I wouldn't do for you, so forget about me when making your decision, because I will back you up for the sake of your happiness."
>>27287838I like this
>>27287838This is good.
>>27287838I like this, though I ask to change where it says "so forget about me when making your decision" to say "so don't worry about me when making your decision"
>>27287838This. And add "Don't do anything without us. Beth is planning something and we all need to counter it. Don't fall for any of her traps, especially not this one. Go talk with Evelin in the morning. If anybody knows something about Beth's minions, it's her. Trust her and work with her."
>>27287861>>27287838Affection roll time to see how she reacts to the news. This is a big hit to Tracy.first 4 1d100s. Tracy really was moved by your words and has feelings for you but is conflicted.40 is the number to beat.
>>27288024>based that guy
>>27288024God damn it so close.
>First roll calledHighest: 100>Second roll calledHighest:99>Third roll calledHighest: 99Man we have some god of fortune on our side this thread
>>27288157Personally, that's why I stick with d20.
>>27288024>I'll allow it!>99 + That Guy = CritYou reach out and grab her trailing hand, holding her tight. She stops, still not looking at you "No matter what I will aid you, you saved me, you were my first friend here, I can't think of a thing I wouldn't do for you, so don't worry about me when making your decision, because I will back you up for the sake of your happiness." She pauses, her eyes downcast, but shes not pulling away. "Don't do anything without us. Beth is planning something and we all need to counter it. Don't fall for any of her traps, especially not this one. Go talk with Evelin in the morning. If anybody knows something about Beth's minions, it's her. Trust her and work with her." She trembles harder, a wail builds in her chest and she spins back, collapsing in your arms and pushing you both to the Bed. She curls up in your lap and cries heavy sobbing tears. "I know hes dead. I watched the monsters tear him apart while she laughed. There was...so much blood. But he died, but I know she stole his remains. I didn't bury him near the barrier and when I came back the next day she took the body. I know I can't go off on my own. Don't you think I tried." She grabs a tail and shakes it at you. "It got me this!" She breaks down again and takes a few minutes to compose herself. "Whatever she has is a either a lie or something worse. But now we have each other...and I have you. I've moved on, but I want revenge. I will have the killing blow Master when it comes time and then bury my lost love..." She looks into your eyes. "Promise me one thing, and don't laugh because its cheesy. Promise me you won't die too." You don't laugh and you nod "I won't. I promise". You lean in and kiss her tears away. Satisfied she moves up the bed and motions for you to lay close. "Please master, I don't want to be alone tonight...or ever again." You draw in close and hold her tight, the quiet calm settling about you and luring you to a restful sleep.
>>27288273Tracy is raised to Devoted Head Maid. She, along with Evelin will follow you to hell and back.50XPTotal XP: 126The morning rays of the rising tropical sun wake you. You are still holding Tracy close, although her mouth hangs open and she's heavily snoring. There is a loud pounding on the roof which you guess to be Yuriko finishing up the Turret. You try to roll back but feel a cold shoulder dig into your back. Evelin is resting next to you, clad in her black dress and sleeping quietly. You sit up gently, waking neither and think about how this day will go, remembering you still need to plan who is accompanying you on the search for Bunny. ( you can take up to 2 maids, leaving one to defend the mansion)What now chosen one.
>>27288369Well, we know Yuriko is coming as she is her friend. I say Tracy is the only other option. I mean, Evelin would be better for a late eveneing/ night plan than a day oneTIME FOR TEAM FIRE AND ICEAlso,anyone want to spend for an event?
>>27288432Yea, why not go for an event. That should awaken us for the day.
>>27288369We need Yuriko, because she knows Bunny (even if it's only through letters), and I say Tracy, because it's daytime. >>27288432>eventI'd rather use the XP to bulk up our stats. +1 Athletics for Tracy, and maybe an increase to HP.
>>27288432An event might be worthwhile. And while I agree on team fire and ice, Evelin might need a pot of coffee to help her through the day.Unless that time spent in bed with us counts as a nap.
25XP Spent.101 XP LeftI'll take the next 2 1d6's to decide it
Rolled 3>>27288534>I'll take the next 2 1d6's to decide itoh boy.
There is a great rumbling noise as something streaks towards the island from high altitude. Burning brightly as it screams down towards the mansion. Another star crashes to earth, this one much much larger than the first and on another trajectory. There is a crash as the first falling object collides with the barrier and lands on the beach not too far from the house. The larger object coasts down much slower and impacts the water not to far from shore. You only catch a glimpse the metal hulk before is sinks beneath boiling sea. The words "Bat.....to" are painted on the hull as the ship sinks. You dart outside to the beach to confront whatever landed and are surprised to find it appears to be a drop pod of some kind. On the side reads "Uniformia Custodio". You wonder what is inside. I'll take the first three 3d6's please
Rolled 5, 2, 3 = 10>>27288770Oh lord here we go
Rolled 5, 6, 4 = 15>>27288770Is it someone new?
Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7>>27288770
Rolled 3>>27288770not again...
>>27288840okay, first I done fucked up.>>27288839Then TWO ones?
>>27288839See, this is not good.We might need to do an emergency diving mission to help people who might be trapped in the wreck.
>>27288866I don't think 1's on a d6 mean bad luck like they do in d20 or d100 rolls in this quest
>>27288892One can only hope.
I really hope whoever is in there is alive and doesn't want to kill us.
>>27288770I'm probably wrong, but I believe that (from what I can gather) 'Uniformia Custodio' is Latin for Uniform Guard (i have no clue what that would entail if correct)
>>27289004So, Mobile Infantry, basically.
>>27289031...Battle Android Maid then?
>>27289004Wasn't there some /tg/ original content with that name? A group of maids in the 41st millennium or something like that?
>>27289067>Imperial Guard MaidAll of my yes.
The mysterious pod opens with a loud hiss, the pistons creaking as it opens like an over-ripe tulip bulb. You climb inside the small ship, avoiding the still hot metal surface and inside you find three small boxes. You bring them out and lay them on the beach, crunching glassed sand as you do. They each contain a maid uniform!52- Doctor's Costume. Gives the wearer the ability to heal grievous injuries or make better use of any healing effectsGrants +3HP to all healing effects on wearer (Either heal better or heal others better)Also reduces damage by 3 points due to taking the Hippocratic oath.43-Bikini Armor. Rather risque set of armor, more suited for fashion than protection. Grants the wearer a total damage reduction of 3 points on all incoming attacks but reduces all athletics rolls for that player by -15 due to having to keep exposed bits safe.15-Blood stained helmet and flashlight. This costume set looks like it has seen better days. Torn, battered and bloodied it has been put through its paces. The armor reduces all attacks by 3 points but if another maid "encourages" them before their turn the maid wearing this costume does three attacks on a single hit.Please decided which maid, if any wears these. You also look at the submerged ship and wonder if anyone inside survived.
>>27289206 I had you roll for costumes, but with three numbers to give me a bit of play. some don't fit this game
>>27289087 You. I like you. Might have to write something up for later. Well see how the wind goes.
>>27289206We'll have Yuriko wear the Doctor's Costume. Then we need try to get to the submerged ship to see if anyone is still inside; Bunny will have to wait till later.
>>27289206Herm, the only one I know who to equip with is Evelin with the Bikini Armor (She can bat form is she need that evasion points back in an emergency. Also I feel she would thoroughly enjoy just wearing it.)Have someone go grab the Scuba gear. Were going in to check for survivors
>>27289343Agreeing. We need to do an emergency rescue mission. Time is of the essence.We know Tracy can barely swim and I have a suspicion that Evelin cannot pass over open water (vampire thing). Therefore, Yuriko is the obvious choice. Even more so because she's the tech future girl.
>>27289379Yup. And with that ice ray, she could encase things in ice and make them float to the surface to help us too
>>27289315I just realized that Yuriko doesn't have any healing abilities.Tracy should probably wear the Doctor's Costume since she's got that Healing Fire now.She can set up a little aid station at the beach for recovered survivors.>>27289343Evelin with the Bikini Armor sounds fine.Which means Yuriko may wear the Blood-stained Helmet and Flashlight.
>>27289484Let's not forget that another piece landed not too far from us. Evelin and Tracy will be investigating that. Though an aid station might be a better idea until we get back.
>>27289484I would be a little concerned about putting the Doctor's costume on Tracy since she does a lot of fighting for us and lessening her ability to do damage has the potential to cause serious issues.
>>27289518>Let's not forget that another piece landed not too far from usWe already checked it out, it was the drop pod with the uniforms. And we're going to check out the ship which is the second thing to have dropped.>>27289525Yes, she does, but she's also our only healer, and we've got two other maids that can fight.
>>27289525we could wait to put anyone in the costume till we handle the ship
>>27289569I think this is the best solution. And really, the blood splattered helmet is clearly for us. Especially if that flashlight is actually a lasrifle.
>>27289343>>27289379You were going to head out to find the home of Bunny but this cannot wait. A large chunk of some space hulk has crashed landed and it is your duty as a citizen of the Imperium to aid your fellow man in times of crisis. You bring the costumes back into the house as Yuriko darts down the stairs from the roof. Evelin is already waiting in the kitchen and Tracy stumbles sleepily down the stairs. Not wanting to waste time you drop the uniforms and tell Yuriko to get the scuba gear on as you're going for a rescue mission. Yuriko runs into her lab and returns with a standard scuba set for you and just some flippers and something like a gas mask for her along with her shoulder mounted freeze cannon. "No need antique" she says pointing at your equipment. >>27289604You look at the flashlight and think you could attach it to your SAR granting you , though you appear to be woefully low on ammo. Yuriko says she can give you some ammo or attach the flashlight to the rifle.She suggests the following options1. (Normal penetration rounds from her...personal armory... but only can give you 5) 2. (Ice rounds work as normal ammo, but shatter on misses and injure you for 1d6 HP. Unlimited as long as Yuriko is in the party)3. (Flashlight attachment makes the rifle ammoless when used but suffers a 2 point damage penalty) The triple attack only applies when a maid wears the IG uniform. Please decide now
>>27289730I say go Ice rounds. Never know whats down there and how many could be there too
>>27289730Normal penetration. Damage to self makes the ice rounds a no deal for me.Flashlight might be useful as well.
>>27289828Know what, switch mine to flashlight. Could be dark down there and I'll take that penility to make it ammoless
>>27289730Normal PenetrationI have to agree with >>27289875
Flashlight it is. You can always turn it off and fire a normal round. Also the shoot against will is available for flashlight mode.You give Yuriko a nod. She quickly removes the beam emitter from the flashlight housing and affixes the assembly to the underside of the SAR using some form of super sciencey, future tech, unfathomable adhesive material (its duct-tape) and connects the trigger wires to the SAR's trigger. You laugh, wondering how much damage a stupid flashlight can do. You aim it out the window and point it at the cliff-face 50 feet away. You pull the trigger and watch a thin red beam erupt from the SAR and blow a fist wide, foot deep hole into the rock. Okay maybe it wasn't just a stupid flashlight. Yuriko and you quickly throw on your diving gear and charge into the rough waves. The shockwave from the crash has made it to the shore resulting in 5 foot swells. Tracy and Evelin hurry about making stretchers for any wounded you bring back. The waves buffet you as you trudge into the water, but their force smooths out as you kick down beneath the waves and make your way to the sunken space hulk.And with that I must conclude for tonight. Next session will be Saturday at 3pm. Thank you for playing tonight!
>>27290302Careful with that thing! You might blind someone.Goodnight, OP.
>>27290302See ya Maid. I know you are already prepared with Scuba pics for next time
>possible soldier maidI absolutely cannot wait.
>>27290363I know, I'm really happy. Going to take some time to figure out to fit them in as well as laying out Space Hulk:Maid Edition for you guys.