The bell lunch bell rings, instantly summoning you to action- You haven't heard a single word all period and, so far, you've done a good enough job of hiding your thoughts that the teacher hasn't pulled the age-old trick of calling on you to answer something to shake you from your introspection. You've got one lunch period and a ton of things to get done.You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you've got a gunner to talk to. And a Miho to reconnoiter with. And, goddammit, you need to talk to Anzu again. How the hell does that keep happening?You disappear- well, as well as a white male can disappear into a crowd of Japanese schoolgirls, which isn't good enough to escape the notice of Patrick. "Hey, Russells!" She shouts, trotting up. "Did you ever find out what happened to Roy last night?">"When are you going to shave that rediculous beard?">"Come, Patrick, we must find Anzu.">"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him.">Ditch him and find Miho.
>>27269790>"Come, Patrick, we must find Anzu."since when did patrick become a girl?
>>27269790>Ditch him and find Miho.
>>27269790>[x] "Come, Patrick, we must find Anzu.">[x] Explain situation with Roy and Akebi.It was Akebi he was with, right?
>Patrick. "Hey, Russells!" She shouts, trotting up. "Did you ever find out what happened to Roy last night?"Did someone get a sex change?>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."
>>27269790>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."
>>27269790>Ditch him and find Miho.My mind will never recover from the image of Patrick as a girl.
>>27269790>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."Lets not out Roy to Patrick. Lets just ask him how long Akebi kept him up for.
>>27269790>>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."
>>27269790>"Come, Patrick, we must find Anzu."
>>27269871Eh, everyone probably knows by now.
>>27269790>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."Man, we've got a long list don't we?Also, Saunders tank fight when?
>>27269790>"When are you going to shave that rediculous beard?">"Roy got himself a 10, so right now he's pretty much untouchable."
>>27269790>>"When are you going to shave that rediculous beard?"Gurupans have beards now? See how many others have beards between their legs.
>>27269790>Ditch him and find Miho.Daily reminder that this quest does not have enough Kay.
>>27269790>Come, Patrick, we must find Anzu>When are you going to shave that ridiculous beard? I don't think it is doing you any favors with the ladies.
>>27270028Does Kay have a beard?
>>27269831>Patrick is a trapI...am okay with this, actually.,
>>27269790>>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."Let's do it!
>>27270045delicious delicious Kay pubes
>>27269790>"When are you going to shave that rediculous beard?">"Come, Patrick, we must find Anzu."and get him up to speed about Roy.oh ya, TIME FOR TONKS!!!
>>27269790>"Actually, you seen Roy anywhere? Gotta talk with him."Why would we want ot see Anzu
>>27270052>Patrick is a reverse trappic related
>>27270077Quickly, play with Kay's beard!
so, what do we need to talk with anyone about, again?
>>27270187Anzu: octopus danceRoy: why he was late todayMiho: waifu
>>27270154don't we all....
>>27270230Also Rose, or did BJ confuse loader with gunner again?
>>27270412In our post-match conversation BJ confused Roy/Miho as our gunner. Only in that conversation
>>27269790POST ALREADY BLACKJACK!
You glance over the heads of your generally much shorter classmates. "Patrick, you're never gonna get a girlfriend with that squirrel glued to your face..." You say off-handedly. "You should shave it off." You, and everyone you've ever known, has hated the stragly talibeard that Patrick had been trying to grow since last November."You say that- but women love a guy with facial hair." He says, stroking the ugly thing. "Another month or so, when it all grows in and shapes up- I'll be swimming in women!" "Yeah, and how many women have you gotten with that thing so far?" You say as you walk towards the cafeteria. You search the crowd for your erstwhile loader, Roy."How many women have you gotten?" Patrick ripostes. You stay quiet about that particular facet of your current life. "There's Roy!" You say, instead. He's sitting at a table, by himself, enjoying a bowl of noodles. Smooth, Roy- play it cool.>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">Be frank with Roy.>Let's fuck with him!>Other.
>>27271047>Let's fuck with him!Never pass up an opportunity for some trolling.
>>27271047>>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">>Be frank with Roy.Fronk is good, but mature discussion is not age-appropriate for Patrick.
>>27271047>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">Be frank with Roy.We must discuss.
>>27271047>>Be frank with Roy.There comes a time when men must talk. This is such a time. The fuckery only happens around girls.
>>27271047>Let's fuck with him!
>>27271047>>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">>Be frank with Roy.we must deal with the dance
There a time to fuck with our friends and to be frank.Time to be frank with them. Especially since we got news on Maho family. Do some research on them and dig deep on their dirty shit they done. Depending on what we learn, we cuntpunch her.
>>27271047>Where the Hell did our Britaboos go? What is this fucking Dance? Will there be swimsuits?
>>27271172>Depending on what we learn, we cuntpunch her Mom.FTFYMaho is cool.
>>27271177>will we be wearing said swimsuits
>>27271047>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">Be frank with Roy.
>>27271047>Be frank with Roy."Soooo, you and Akebi, huh? Nice job swinging for the fences."
>>27271047>>Be frank with Roy.As others have stated we've done our fucking around, and will have more time to do it in future. Let's be serious.
>>Be frank with Roy
>>27271047>Be frank with Roy.Nigger, you do not fucking bail on us when we have a match.
>acquire erstwhile crewmember>find our castaway American amongst the Brits>go over what we learned from our castaway MurricanIt's the only sensible option, but I am far too late. Damn EU4 taking up my time.
>>27271047>>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">>Be frank with Roy.
>>27271047>take my money, get food. >be frank with Roy. we need to first congratulate him for swinging for the fences, but also to let him know that this relationship has to be solid for the long haul, and that it can't interfere with the teams and whatnot. Does Miho know about this? As Commander, she should probably know about inter-team relationships. especially since she is already in one. >tell Roy to tell Miho about this if things get serious.
>>27271047>"How many women have you gotten?" Patrick ripostes.More than one...it's...complicated...
>>27271047>"Patrick, here's a ten, get us some lunch real quick.">Be frank with Roy.We must be an...okay...commander
>>27271047>[x] Be frank with Roy.>[x] "Soooo, you and Akebi, huh? Nice job swinging for the fences."
>>27271821i do wonder when the next strike '89 thread will be?
>>27271937Tomorrow, same time they usually are?
>>27271937In case you didn't get it, it's tomorrow
>>27271963>>27271965>>27271993>>27272079I think he was confused because IIRC Ghost said he'd be taking a break sometime coming up soon. If he left us on that "cliffhanger" though I'd be upset. Spoilered and saged for unrelated
>>27272221>>27272252hell of a time to not know moonspeak...
>>27272252Dat railway gun.
>>27272221>>27272252what is even happening
>>27272252That is one sexy gun.
>>27272151thanks for clearing that up. i thought that ghost was taking time off right now.
You reach into your pocket and pull out your wallet. "Patrick, here's a thousand yen..." You say, pulling out the unfamiliar currency- you'd been told that a hundred yen was roughly a dollar. "Can you get us some food." You shove the bills into his hand.Patrick looks at you confused. "What do you want?" He asks.You're already walking towards Roy's table. "Surprise me!" You call back. You aren't terribly hungry, but you need a few minutes alone with your loader. You slide into the seat opposite of Roy, who looks up at you from a book of Japanese poetry. "So, get a good night's sleep?" You say, leaning back in your chair."Oh, Commander. Yeah, sorry about practice this morning- how'd Miho do?" He says, closing the book. You stare at him and he looks down nervously. "I had a ton of work to do last night." You cock an eyebrow at him. "It was just homewo-""Akebi?" You say, quietly.Roy sighs. "Well, that didn't last very long- yeah. You've got me." He raises his hands in defeat. "How many people know?" He asks, expecting it to be the subject of gossip around the school. >"Just me, your sister and Miho.">"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?">"Gimme a few hours and it'll be half the school.">Other.
>>27272373>>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">>"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?"
>>27272373>"Gimme a few hours and it'll be half the school.">Other.You missed practice. You done goofed.
>>27272373>"Just me, your sister and Miho. But dude, Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?"
>>27272373>>"Just me, your sister and Miho."We can be discreet... Sometimes...
>>27272373>"Gimme a few hours and it'll be half the school."Dohoho, he thinks he can keep a private life onboard a ship
>>27272373>>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">>"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself? Honestly man, just between the two of us I'm proud of you. You were able to gather up the courage to ask her out and she said yes. That takes guts"(Yes the guts pun is intended there)
>>27272373>>>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">>>"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?"
>>27272373>right now, just me, your sister and Miho. But good job with Akebi, I didn't think you had it in you. But you need to know right now that this can't just be some fling. I can't have two of my tank teams at each others throats because of a bad break up.
>>27272373>>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">>"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?"Yeah this is pretty much the most realistic choice for a teenaged dude here imo
>>27272373>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">"Gimme a few hours and it'll be half the school."add to this"where the hell were you this morning! we had a 1v1 duel with Gloriana this morning! all of us needed you and you were no where to be found."
>>27272373>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?"Your sister might murder me though...
>>27272373>"Just me, your sister and Miho."
>>27272481we really didn't need him though... but we should make it clear that if it happens again, there will be Hell to pay.
>>27272373...Doesn't Richard know this now?
>>27272373>"Just me, your sister and Miho.">"Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself?"
>>27272617We sent Richard away, so I'd hazard a guess at no. That is, if I haven't forgotten telling him earlier.
>>27272373For real though dude like dangdang
>>27272692yeah I think a fist-bump is in order
>>27272684I'm pretty sure he heard it while moving away, there was even some commentary from us that it was revenge for not showing up to practice.
>>27272373>[x] "Just me, your sister and Miho.">[x] "Akebi's hot! Why would you keep this to yourself? Honestly man, just between the two of us I'm proud of you. You were able to gather up the courage to ask her out and she said yes. That takes guts"
uh-oh...from 2 threads ago>You look over at Rose. "Call Roy, tell him to get some rest- I'm sure Akebi wouldn't want him exhausting himself on her accord." You say, annoyed.>Richard turns from the tracks. "Wait... What about Akebi?" You smile to yourself. Roy knows not to be late- it's his own fault, really. It'll be all over the school by the time class starts.>Having an untested loader in your tank for a fight like this isn't terribly appealing- but it is Miho, so you can at least trust her not to be completely incompetant. "You ever loaded before?" You ask Miho.>She nods happily. "I was loader on our PzIV during the first match..." She looks up and shrugs. "Well until I took over as commander... You need me to load?" It's a better solution than waiting for Roy to wake up.>"Yup" You say, walking past her. "Welcome to team Black Jack." You pat her on the shoulder.
>>27272933We can only hope that he forgot in the battle that occurred right afterwards
>>27272933Remembering things from before a tank fight is hard
>>27272955We told a guy with a girlfriend that one of his friends is dating a girl.Saori knows.Ergo, everybody knows.
>>27272933oh god.. we forgot all about that! (unless we didn't call him after all)
>>27272933damn you, Blackjack! you and your premade responses!expecting us to remember small details from like two threads ago...
>>27272984Are they are dating or humping like Team Rabbit? Also, are they real or does she have volleyball implants?
>>27272984but does Rich actually know anything happened? I mean, he knows something is up, but he doesn't know what. Unfortunately, Saori is friends with everyone, and would undoubtedly be able to figure it out.
>>27273036Girls und Panzwhore
>>27273013you seem to be the only one who remembered. so kudos to you.
>>27273073>>27273100>Implying any of the Garupans are whoresBack the fuck up
I'm curious BJ is going to handle the bath scenes... I can only imagine it will either be cut or made to ridicule Russels even further.
>>27273129Who said anything about girls? I want slutty armor
>>27273131We could always pull a page from MC Young and wander into the lion's den with naught but pants and a blindfold
>>27273131>>27273166Reverse it. Get in there first and then the girls walk in on us.
>>27273131awkward russels is best russels
>>27273182but if we aren't wearing pockets, where will the spaghetti come from?
>>27273197This pleases Kotomine
yo, Blackjack, remember this shit when the eventual bathscenes happen! >>27273179
>>27273229We can call it "Garupantsu"
>>27273229You need to link to his posts for him to pay attention.>>27272373Hey Blackjack, pay attention to this: >>27273179
>>27273314ah, my mistake.
"Well..." You say. "Miho and your sister were with me when we found you two yesterday- when did you guys slip out, anyway?" You say, still legitimately impressed."About the time Rabbit Team took the highground on top of the Lee..." He says with a smile. "Me and Akebi both took the same cover..." He shrugs."Also, I think Richard might have overheard us talking about it this morning..." You say, guiltily. You leave out the bit about you purposefully letting the information slip to punish his absense. You don't need him getting all pissy about being punished. You decide to head off any disappointment- "Why are you keeping this a secret anyway?" You ask him, leaning foreward. "Akebi's like... a freakin' ten, man." You shake your head. "Seriously... Bump it." You say, holding your fist out- he begrudgingly accepts the kudos.He sighs. "...So Saori knows by now, then." He grimaces and rubs the bridge of his nose. "Well- I didn't want to embarass her." He says. "Like you said- she's a ten! Popular, hot, smart, athletic... and she's going out with some nerdy tank loader?" He shakes his head.>Call his bullshit.>"Er... Sorry about that...">Other.
>>27273179oh god, Rose will destroy us...
>>27273100>>27273154THE GIRLS AND TANKS ARE PURE YOU HEATHEN!
>>27273358>>Call his bullshit.Even if it's not true, he's our bro.>>27273373As that guy, why would she destroy us if they walked in on us?
>>27273358>Call his bullshit.Cue "at least you don't got the talibeard" right as Patrick comes up
>>27273373or just join in...
>>27273358>Other."She's going out with some ALL-AMERICAN BEEF, son! Don't forget that"
>>27273391>As that guy, why would she destroy us if they walked in on us?Because anime
>>27273358>Call his bullshit."You seriously don't realize that we're lucky not to have been swarmed and carried off by the straight half of the student body, right?"
>>27273358>Call his bullshit.
Roys fairly ripped from loading right?
>>27273358>call his bullshit, and pump your loader UP! POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT TIME!
>>27273422Ufufu~Look at him and laugh
>>27273391well she'd probably assume that we were trying to be dumb boys and sneak into the girls bath to sneak a peak or something.
>>27273197by the way even though I know where the image is from, I decided to reverse search it. Apparently Kotomine Kiere links back to something called "Romney lies". The false priest has his hand in everything I guess.sage for off topiccaptcha was also sorcerer's lyingwc so there's that
>>27273434Oh hey thanks for reminding me that probably updated last weekend.
>>27273677>falseKirei was a real priest.He just had some unique proclivities.Some priests fuck little boys.Kirei murders them.
so, should we tell Roy about us and Miho?wait, when is the parade?and did we wager anything during the Centurion match?
>>27273741>and did we wager anything during the Centurion match?No. Anzu might have of course
>>27273695It updates every week.
>>27273704Japan's fascination with occult Christianity (Catholicism in particular) never ceases to entertain, even if it is not without its explanations
>>27273818now I want to see how japs would react to a big booming black minister
>>27273818I was actually rather impressed that Nasu did the research to have Kirei use the Catholic "right to life" argument to justify his plan.For me, he is one of the best depictions of an evil priest.
>>27273845>Conservative Japanese>Meets Black preacher singing Hallelujah>Explodes because of complete clash of ideals.
>>27273704No no. Kotomine does not murder children. He only has them locked and chained in his basement so his man-toy Gil can feast upon their delicious souls. And look they're not even dead! They're almost dead, but not dead.Get your facts straight anon.
>>27273857>For me, he is one of the best depictions of an evil priest.For me, he is one of the best depictions of an evil priest.He just wants his wine to taste good, is that so much to ask?Turns out torture, murder, and all around bastardy is the best spice. Who knew.
>>27273873 There would be explosions and conflict, but they would bond over a shared love of KFC. This will make for the best Buddy Cop movie ever. Do not attempt to deny it.
>>272739062010 feels so long ago.. good lord was the finale a shitstorm.
>>272739062nd season when?
>>27273923>Black minister who's also a total weaboo goes on mission to Japan>Bumps up against the yakuza interests in the poor neighborhood he's working in>Joins up with a young jap delinquent to bring safety to the streets
>>27273923Actually I was thinking that. But quest threads aren't good for posting stuff like that.
>>27273956Is the delinquent a gifted Jazz drummer?
>>27273945>Pros: Season 2 confirmed
>>27273956>>27273962>>27273968yes. and the yakuuza have a passion for jazz.
>>27273988such a shame too.
>>27273906>>27273944>>27273945>>27274002Daten City QuestObjective: Collect husbandos... I mean heaven coins.>>27273968And just like that all the weekend anime I need to catch up on will seem mediocre.
>>27274041So, would you anons schtup Panty?
>>27274099of course. I'm extremely desperate.
>>27274162What are you, gay?
>>27274099No. Stockings and I have more in common. We both like girls.
>>27273358>Call his bullshit.He must have something going to nab the blonde amazon.
>>27274174No, I just perfer other girls from the showStocking/Kneesock best sisters
>>27273358"It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying, that a girl like her, can waste her time, on losers of your kind."
You stare at your loader. He looks guilty, ashamed. "Y'know Roy, for a smart guy you can be a dumbass sometimes." You say simply. You supress the urge to reach across the table and slap him upside the head. "You see this?" You say, making a fist and sticking it out towards him. "This is me taking back my fist-bump." You jerk your arm back. "You lose that fistbump."He blinks at you. "It's easy for you to say, Mr. Bigshot tank command-" You narrow your eyes at him and he stops."Roy, shut up. Just shut up." You say, anger leaking into your voice. "The amount of Beta you're puking out is disgusting me- it makes you look bad and it makes our crew look bad." You swing your arm around. "Your inablity to recognize your awesome abilities at hooking super-model-athlete-tank-gunners is making Americans the world over look bad." You shake your head in disgust. "You are the loader on the biggest, baddest piece of American steel in this country. Yours are the hands that load destruction and defeat for our foes, that will win this tournement for a school that hasn't even participated in at least twenty years." You slam your fist on the table. "You disgust me- you are a complete badass and you refuse to recognize it." You shake your head.Roy closes his eyes and guffaws. "Russells?" He says, after a second. "How do you fit your head into the turret? Seriously, it's a miracle of engineering...">"Jack's American- he's built for big heads.">"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?">Other.
>>27274268>"Jack's American- he's built for big heads."
>>27274268>>27274268>>Other.>"So, when are ya gonna load her breech?"
>>27274268>"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?"
>>27274268>>"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?"
>>27274268>>"Jack's American- he's built for big heads.">>"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?"Because if he's got room for one big head he's got room for two.
>>27274305>we will never drive Jack out into the middle of nowhere, just us and Kay, to sleep under the stars
>>27274268>>"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?"This sounds like the perfect job for a MAN THE FUCK UP montage!
>>27274197>Katyusha: 127>Nonna: 172hah, they just switched their numbers around.
>>27274268>"Jack's American- he's built for big heads.">"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?"
>>27274268>>"Jack's American- he's built for big heads.">>"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?"YES! Motivation time.>>27274356>4'2" vs 5'7">mfw Katyusha really is a midget
>>27274268>"You know Jack's American. They have to make them extra large for our big guts and our big heads!">"So, how are you planning to show this little school how you deserve that hottie?>"oh, and while we're on the subject of girls, I'm now seeing Maho, we're going to the parade to watch Darjeeling do the shark dance. Would you and Akebi like to come with us?"
>>27274197I like skinny girls as much as the next guy, but would it be the worst thing to see a little meat on the girls?
>>27274440>I'm now seeing Maho
>>27274440>seeing MahoIm alright with this
>>27274477I mean, the whole school is finding out about Roy and Akebi because of us, the least we could do is try and let them in on our secret. although, it might be wise to not say anything just yet since Maho is Maho...>>27274521I mean, I guess. I'm not a huge fan of it myself, but there is no going back at this point.
>>27274557I think you are confused about nishizumis, friend
>>27274476I know exactly what you mean.
>>27274570it appears I am.... I am so bad with these names...
>>27274597in hindsight, >>27274477, makes a lot more sense....
so at what point is Russels going to get mixed up, and call her the wrong name? because that is going to work out just wonderfully.
>>27274645Probably in the hearing of Erica, the blond from Black Forest.Shenanigans will insue.Bloody bloddy shenanigans.
>>27274656I cant wait
>>27274656Or Shiho.>What's this I've heard about you dating my daughter?>Miss, Maho is an amazing young lady and you have no right to treat her the way you do. She is my girlfriend and I'm going to take care of her.
>>27274688>implying Shiho has any fucks to give about who Miho shacks up with
>>27274656we need to get Patrick a girlfriend, quick. we can't have him oogling the hot competition.
>>27274688>implying shiho views Miho as a human being and not dirt
>>27274728You're implying Blackjack won't suddenly make Erica have a scraggly beard fetish.
>>27274746>implying I don't want to see him fuck the bitch out of her>implying I don't find the mental image of her humming Me Little Armalite to herself funnyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHY14OVk7r0
>>27274774So, will she be a tsundere?Or the switch mode where she's completely dere around him and only threatens other people with bodily harm when he's not around?
>>27274774>clip of ammunition for me little Armalite>clip>ArmaliteAs much as I like to pretend I've distanced myself from /k/, this still grates.
>>27274830don't fight it, /k/omrade
>>27274813I like the second one, but that's because I fucking LOVED Bamboo Blade.>>27274830The rifle in question is the Armalite AR-18, so in this case "Armalite" is correct although "clip" is just the IRA being glorified Irish gang-bangers.
>>27274746I expect she would take some kind of sadistic pleasure in dominating him and forcing him to shave it off.
>>27274813Maybe Erika gets a massive crush on one of our crew, and as such acts real sweet while in the immediate vicinity of the Grizzly Crew.And during all of this only us viewers know it's just a front, helplessly watching as she spins her web of lies and deceit.
>>27274869>Erika>Acting sweet...I can't see it. I can only see smug and angry.
>>27274887Aww come on dude. She showed she had a human side in those last 5 seconds of Black Forest being on the show!
>>27274907What, the part where she said 'we won't lose to you again'?
>>27274869>only us viewersAnd Miho, but she doesn't say anything because she knows she doesn't have any proof.
>>27274849Oh no, I recognize that "Armalite" is correctly referring to the AR-18, but "clips" grates whenever I hear it referring to anything not Garand, SKS, or bolt-action rustles me uncontrollably.>>27274847No, I'm definitely going to fight it. /k/ is a fucking shithole on the order of /o/ now.
>>27274928It can still be okay at certain hours of the night, but yeah, it's gotten pretty damn bad.
>>27274911Yeah, she even had a slightly normal tone and a not completely shitty grin!
"American tank, man- they're built for the biggest heads on earth!" You say, leaning back with a grin. "So, you're a badass American tanker- how do you show this country that you don't just deserve Akebi, but that she is your birthright?" You say, purposefully increasing the bombastity. "You are not beta, you are alpha as hell!"He thinks for a second and shrugs. "Nothing." He says simply, taking a drink of tea. "I'm alpha- I've got nothing to prove, right?"You nod sagely at him. "Excellent. Here-" You put your fist back out. "You can have this back." He takes the fist bump back. Roy's a great guy- but as smug and snarky as he often is, self-confidence isn't his strongest point. You look around and see Patrick getting almost through the lunch line.You've got a few seconds if you want to ditch him.>Wait for him- you're gonna need help to deal with Anzu.>Let's go- we need some time to talk with Miho.>Other.
>>27275146>Wait for him- you're gonna need help to deal with Anzu.SHE KNOWS.
>>27275146>Let's go- we need some time to talk with Miho.We paid for his lunch, it's fine
>>27275146>Wait for him- you're gonna need help to deal with Anzu.Let's get lunch before we deal with her.
>>27275146>>Wait for him- you're gonna need help to deal with Anzu.
>>27275146>Let's go- we need some time to talk with Miho.
>>27275146>>Let's go- we need some time to talk with Miho.
>>27275146>Wait for him- you're gonna need help to deal with Anzu.We need backup for this.
>>27275146>Let's go- we need some time to talk with Miho.Anzu can go screw herself.
>>27275355She'll have to - no way she's going to find a boyfriend the way she acts.
>>27275486There's fetishes for everything anon.Even Anzu.
>>27275486>>27275518>Kay responds positively when Anzu flirts with her before the match
>>27275486I'd plow her. Granted, I'd butt heads with her abut almost everything, but still.
Anzu is a midget though.
Sorry Patrick, but some things need to be attended to alone. You slide your chair back and get up. "Roy, tell Patrick I'll find him later- gotta take care of something." With that you duck off into the cafeteria crowd, aiming to get the the edge of the room where you can look around a bit better.From here you watch Roy inform Patrick of your departure. For his part, Patrick shrugs and digs in to his double-portion of lunch. But you're really looking for Miho- You scan the crowd, table to table- being a tank commander gives you excellent situational awareness and the ability to quickly scan your surroundings for targets.You find her, sitting at a table with Yukari, Mako and Hana- you're pretty sure Saori is with your driver somewhere. Either way, this presents a problem- you've got things to discuss with her that the rest of her crew aren't exactly privey to.>Just go ask her- make it seem like official stuff.>You've got a phone, text her to seperate from her friends.>Other.
>>27275614>You've got a phone, text her to seperate from her friends.Use some discretion here.
>>27275614>>Just go ask her- make it seem like official stuff.Sounds fine by me.
>>27275614>>Just go ask her- make it seem like official stuff.She's a smart girl, she'll get it.
>>27275614>Just go ask her- make it seem like official stuff.Wait what do we have to talk to her about that's private and can't be done via texting anyway? Did I forget something or
>>27275614>>Just go ask her- make it seem like official stuff.
>>27275649I think it's just general dating stuff.
>>27275614>You've got a phone, text her to separate from her friends.
>>27275666fair enough.Also somebody make sure to archive the thread, dude who usually does it had to skip out or something
>>27275614>You've got a phone, text her to seperate from her friends.
>>27275614>Just go ask her- make it seem like official stuff.
>>27274197>Tallest girl is 5'7"-ish.Are the Japanese really that damn short? I always thought that was just a stereotype.
>>27275757not just japanese, but high school girls
>>27275764Well yeah, but the majority of the girls I grew up around were that height or slightly taller. I knew a couple that were over six feet tall, even.
>>27275813I always had a thing for taller chicks. Easier to stare at their tits.
>>27275940Agreed, also easier for them to hold you to their bosom without breaking your back.
>>27275940>>27275968MFW I'm 6'4" and would need a fucking amazon to do that...
>Tall women/height differenceMah niggas: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/508225/c3bf71490d/
Approach confidently. Calmly. Just another bit of Senshado business. This has nothing to do with Miho asking you out. You approach the girls' table calmly and confidently. "Ladies." You say with a practice wry grin. "Can I speak with your commander for a few minutes?" You say. Calmly. Confidently. Miho nods. "Oh, sure!" She says, looking around her group. "Sorry, I'll be right back!" she says reassuringly.A few minutes later you've got the commander of Anglerfish Team, and the captain of the senshado team alone in a nearby empty classroom. "Russells! Thanks again for letting me ride along today!" She says with a small bow. "I learned a lot about yo-" She stops, "I learned alot about how you command your tank!"You blink, but let the slip go. "So, Miss Nishizumi, I think we've got some things we're gonna need to talk about." You say, letting the nervousness rise into your voice, now that you've got some privacy. She smiles warmly, blushing as she rubs the back of her head nervously. "I guess we do..."
>>27276019WE DO THREE THINGS
>>27276026PLUS A TIME SLOT!
You cliffhangering son of a bitch.
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST...>We talk like an adult with Miho.>Spaghetti with Anzu for lunch.>Parades and Timeskips!Girls und Panzer Quest will continue... sometime next week. I'll let you guys know via twitter when the next thread will be, but I've got nothing but closing shifts for the next five days.Speaking of which... Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>27275995>176cm>156cmNo seriously I'm 187cm tall. I don't feel particularly tall. If I go to Japan, am I just going to stand head and shoulders over everyone?
>>27276033>TimeskipsSAUNDERS AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, KAY WHEN?
And now I'll post the fic I said I'd do two threads ago. Australian senshado time.
>>27276066After we hold hands and maybe cuddle with Miho.
>>27276066THAT TANK IS GROSSLY OUT OF SCALE
>>27276059Well they are only high school girls.But yeh, you'll probably be on the tall side compared to most.
>>27276059>187cmHoly shit, that's literally my exact height as well.The more you know...
>>27276071Or we could just pound her hard and violently with our dick until we've filled her soft little breech with our HVAP.
A warm wind blew across the arid plains. The blue sky was like a dome overhead, and in the far distance massive thunderheads loomed. Alysha knew the storm would arrive within the hour, turning the dusty savannah plains around her into a morass of mud that would be hell for her tank to get through. She held her binoculars to her eyes and scanned the horizon. Her ACIV Sentinel was parked hull down behind the peak of a large hill, its seventeen pounder gun facing out across the battlefield. To her left and right flanks were the other two tanks on her team, both ACIIIs armed with six pounder guns. They were relying on her to spot the enemy formation, a team of three Cromwell tanks. The enemy armament was roughly the same as her own team's: A lead tank with a 75mm Mk V, and two supporting tanks with six pounders. Alysha pointed her binocs at the storm to check on its progress, and spotted a distant dust cloud being kicked up behind one of the many hills in the area: enemies! She couldn't work out how far away they were for sure, but she estimated some four kilometres. A quick mental exercise led her to the conclusion that they were flanking the hill her team was parked upon. It was only logical, as the hill was the tallest in the area, giving whoever held it a clear advantage. An advantage held by Alysha and her team.
>>27276111She called out the contact report into the interior of the tank. "Heads up, crew! Enemy formation at our eleven o'clock, behind the third rise in front of the storm front. Estimated distance four kilometres." The turret turned as the tank's gunner sighted the distant hill."Spotted," confirmed Ellie, the gunner. "No way for me to hit them from here.""Roger," replied Alysha. "Sarah, plot their position to a grid square and relay it to the others.""Roger that," said Sarah, the loader and radio operator. She climbed around the gun to look through the main scope, and took brief control of the turret in order to take in the landmarks around the area. She climbed back into her own seat and plotted the enemy position on her map with a pen and a ruler. Satisfied, she grabbed the radio handset and started calling out the position."All tanks, this is lead, we've spotted a dust cloud formed by enemy movement at grid square zero-zero-three-niner. Dust cloud appears to be moving north-east to south-west at a speed of forty kilometres an hour."Sarah got two replies of "Roger that" before the radio operator of tank number two asked "How do we proceed?"Alysha held out her hand. "Hand me the microphone." She took it and outlined the plan she had in her head. "This is Aly. My plan is to advance along the peak of this hill, remaining in defilade of the enemy. We'll hull down at the eastern arm of the peak and my tank will scout over and assess the enemy strength. Hopefully we can take them down from the flank with elevation. Sound good?""Ten four, ten four, sounds like a plan!" came the reply from Murrie, the commander of tank number three. Alysha looked out the back of her turret and saw the girl pumping her fist in the air. "Righto. All tanks, forward!"
>>27276098We're still a little young and spaghetti like for that anon.
>>27276009>>27276014>>27276019>>27276026>>27276030I love you fucks.>>27276036You however need to pick up the pace.
>TFW six-game losing streak in WoT right as you got your WR to 50% even.uugh
>>27276127Within ten minutes, the three tanks had made it to their destination, the eastern peak of Mount Walker. It was a hill, really, but it rose prominently over the surrounding landscape and thus deserved the title. It formed a horseshoe shape, facing north, and the team had just crossed from the centre to the eastern arm. They would have crossed the distance faster, but the hill was steep, dry and had very little grass cover. Because the tanks had to remain out of sight of the other side, they had to stay below the peak of the hill, and that meant driving perpendicularly along the slope. With such little traction the journey would be treacherous unless they stayed at low speeds. Alysha's tank had actually slipped slightly as it crossed a gravel filled gully; her heart had flown out of her throat, and Vincent, their driver, had thrown around some curse words as he kept the tank under control. Everything turned out alright, and Vincent, the impeccably skilled driver that he was, parked the tank at the peak of the hill at the perfect height in order for Aly to see over it. She found the dust cloud of the enemy quickly; it had gotten much closer. Not surprising, considering the Cromwell's notorious mobility. Aly followed its path and scanned ahead... There! A valley between two hills, the Cromwells would have to cross the opening in order to continue. "Ellie!" Aly called. The gunner looked up at her. "There's a valley at our ten, get the gun pre-sighted on it. We'll be ready and waiting for those Cromwells to show up.""Aye ma'am!" replied Ellie, as she turned back to her sights and began traversing the turret."Catch all that, Sarah? Make sure the others get in on it.""Roger! All tanks, this is Lead..."
>>27276150>tfw 11 game losing streak when 1k xp away from the next tankFuck the B1 in every orifice it has.
>>27276155Character limit is bloody horrible.Alysha looked back as the other tanks sent their confirmations. They moved up to the ridgeline as well. However, as Aly scanned the hills opposite and behind her own, she spotted a pair of silhouettes skylined on the opposite side of Mount Walker. The distinct, boxy turret of an enemy Cromwell sent chills down her spine."Incoming! We've been flanked from behind!" screamed Alysha as the distant tanks spat out their volley. The shells landed to the left of their targets; a strong gust of wind must have knocked them off course. Regardless, they had come to close for comfort, and the enemy obviously had Alysha and her team in their sights. "Forward!" Alysha yelled into the cabin. The engine revved as Vincent put the tank into gear, but in his haste he accelerated too quickly. The treads ran as the tank began sliding backwards, but with brilliant luck the second six pounder shell went flying over the tank and landed in the space where Alysha and her crew had been parked mere moments ago. Vincent collected himself and hit the brakes, and the treads finally caught some traction on the loose, dusty surface of the hill. The tank climbed forward and over the peak of the hill, as a second seventy-five millimetre shell landed right behind it.The Sentinel made it over the peak safely, however. Alysha gave a sigh of relief, before checking to her left and right. The other two had made it as well."Contact front!" yelled Vincent, who still had the tank moving forward. In the valley between the two hills was parked the original Cromwell, the one that the team had all been aiming to ambush in the first place."Drive towards it!" Aly replied. "There's three of us and one of them! Sarah, make sure the other tanks get the word!"Vincent sped up on the downward slope."Should I fire?" asked Ellie, staring through the sight."No need to waste a shell," said Aly. "We're going too fast for you to get a good bead on them. Just hold tight!"
>>27276174The Sentinel on the left let loose with its six pounder gun. Murrie, always the aggressive and excitable one, had begun firing. Danielle, in the tank on the left flank, followed suit. The shells parted the air with a loud whine, but both missed by a mile. The Cromwell, unfazed, returned fire. Being completely stationary and stable, it had no trouble volleying a shot towards the three charging Sentinel tanks. Hitting the moving targets in front of it was a little harder, though. The return shell missed."Radio, tell the other two to break right and get behind the bastard! Vincent, you get in front of him!" Aly wanted to finish off the Cromwell as soon as possible; one less tank, one less gun firing at them. Getting in close was going to be risky, however. It was going to be close.Danni and Murrie broke right while Vincent aimed the tank at a point just to the left of the Cromwell. The enemy was in a predicament now; the sentinels had now closed too quickly, and the Cromwell wouldn't be able to get away in time. The Cromwell was out of the game, Alysha knew this. All that was left in the air is how many of her tanks it would manage to take out. The Cromwell fired again, another miss. One of the other sentinels took another shot, but only managed to scrape off on the side of the turret. It would all come down to those final shots.The trio of Sentinel tanks thundered over a dry creek bed, kicking up gravel and dust behind them. Alysha and her crew bounced around in their seats. Alysha grits her teeth. The Cromwell's six pounder gun was pointed to Alysha's right, at the other two tanks in her team of three. But as she looked on, the Cromwell's turret began to turn, aiming instead towards her."Ah hell."
>>27276185Aly did some quick thinking. "Vinny!" she yelled. "Whatever you do, don't stop!""What!?" he yelled back from the driver's seat. "I thought the plan was-""Fu¬ck the plan! Just don't stop!"Another jarring bump was felt throughout the tank as it ploughed over a small hump in the landscape, but Alysha stayed focused and looking forward through her cupola. They were getting closer and closer to the Cromwell, and its turret was tracking them. Closer. Closer. The Cromwell still hadn't fired yet. Closer. Closer.The sentinel was now as close to the Cromwell as it was going to get. At that moment, the other pair stopped behind the Cromwell in a staggered line, ready to fire. And then a thunderous noise as three six pounder cannons fired.Just before it went up in flames due to two hits to its engine compartment, the Cromwell had let loose with its shot. The six pound shell had pinged the top of Alysha's turret, a mere metre from her eyes. The simunition shell had shattered on impact, and as the radio confirmed:"Number Two Cromwell is eliminated!"Alysha and her crew hadn't been taken out from the round. They all let out their collective breaths, but steeled themselves. There were two more Cromwells out there looking for them, and Aly and her team had no idea where they would come from."Pass me the handset, Sarah." With the microphone in her hands, Alysha said, "All tanks, outstanding work, but we're not out of this mess yet. Head north to the Rice River. We'll work out what to do from there.""Ten four!"They left behind the smoking Cromwell, a small white flag waving from its turret signifying its simulated demise.
>>27276165I know that feel, bro.Anybody else really fucking hate the Type 59? Every time I see one, it seems like they have it entirely their own way.
>>27276296Theres a reason you cant buy them anymore.
>>27276338I just really hate Chinese tanks in general, to be honest. They bring nothing to the game. They're just copy/pastes of American tanks early on and Soviet tanks later on.
>>27276370They're one of the few lines with high-tier lights, but that's about it really.
still waiting for 8.8.Still waiting for muh 30.02(M)
>>27276436I'm not. I'm going to miss being useful in my Super Pershing.
>>27276480thats what you get for not playing soviets
>>27276075A bit, but these things are still pretty damn massive.>>27276436Already hit the EU server, so it should hit the NA ones in the next few days.
>>27276370They do start having a distinctive playstyle at Tier 7, for meds and heavies. They still ARE copies of Soviet tanks, and do roughly the same thing (ie, brawling).
>>27276111>>27276127>>27276155>>27276174>>27276185>>27276208Oh hey, this quest has a writefag now. That's...totally unexpected and actually kinda nice. Have a countryball for your efforts.
>>27276480EUbro here.Spergshing didn't magically turn useless, as long as you don't go full retard and park on an open field, you can still use your gun depression and turret spaced armor.Your hull spaced armor is no longer made of indestructable bullshit, but still eats T7 shells.
>>27276531>Spershing hull armor>Indestructible bullshit.Yeah. Nah.
>>27276111>>27276127>>27276155>>27276174>>27276185>>27276208Nice stuff man, would be keen to see more.needs more semples
>>27276526>>27276543Thanks!I'm working on more, but I won't be able to post it for a few threads yet because I'm heading off to see the relatives. Three weeks from now, whenever that thread comes up, I'll probably have it ready.
>>27276543At least give the kiwis the Schofield. And actually alright design instead of the joke that the Semple is.
>>27276866The Semple actually somehow manages to be worse than the I-Go, and that's amazing.
>>27276882Well it IS basically a tractor that was put inside of pic related
>>27278950and if anyone wants to put angry yelling Momo into a gif, here ya go.
>>27276531Actually, no. It'll only reliably bounce Tier VI tanks. Tiger, T29 and most of the other Tier VII heavies have more than enough penetration to go right through the frontal plate.R.I.P. Super Pershing- you might not have been appreciated enough by the playerbase, but you'll always been my favorite premium.>armsoftheangel.mp3
>>27279593I distinctly remember running into my first SPershing on my Panther.>"Is American, let's shoot at hull.">5 shots, no damage.>"Hmm. Turret, then?">Still nothing.>"Waht. Time for APCR.">Nope.>trynottocryfailcrydeeply.png