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Peter Parker Quest, Issue 13

Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y
Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest

>roll me a hard(-4) intelligence check to try and find her- 1d20, DC15
>DC15, result 11- Failure

>Ask people to see if they’ve seen her
>DC16, result 19 - Success

You try looking around for her, but considering her hood was up and she was generally pretty quiet- it might be a bit hard to find her.

And it is- you don’t see her anywhere. You look around, but it doesn’t seem like she stopped in any of the shops or restaurants. However, you aren’t an idiot- you also decided to ask around and- finally- you get someone who mentions that they saw her looking around nervously and slipping into an alley- after that, the shop owner declared- it wasn’t his business to keep paying attention- kids can take care of themselves at that age.

You look down the alley that she allegedly went down.

That leads to a neighborhood you don’t want to be after night falls- and its late evening.

>[ ]Follow the lead
>[ ]Go around the corner and head along the rooftops- its faster

You decide to follow the lead as you head in the alley. After a while, though, it splits into two separate paths. On foot you couldn’t check both but on rooftop you might be able to get a better overview.

You climb the alley wall and the nearby building. Man, you wish you hand your webshooters right now. Still, though, it takes you a few minutes, but down the left path, you hear some male voices. You can’t make out what they’re saying, though.

>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
>[ ]Continue searching another path
>[ ]give up, head home
>[ ]go back down to ground and continue along the left path.
>[ ]Write in
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>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

Don't get spotted, go where the voices are.
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>>27050615
>Investigate from rooftops
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>>27050615
>[ ]go back down to ground and continue along the left path.
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>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
What was it they said about curiosity?
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>>27050615

>Investigate from rooftop.

Doing it like that won't raise too many red flags.

If later pressed why we were up there "I've been getting into Parkour"
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Are we in costume? If not, try to act as mundane as possible.

I don't want to get our identity revealed thanks to this horrible fucking date.
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>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
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>>27050653
>How did you get on that roof
There was a ladder, I followed the railing
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>>27050657
It wasn't a date.
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>>27050657
do we have our costume?
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>>27050615
>[X]Investigate from rooftop
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>>27050615
>Investigate from Rooftop
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>>27050615
>>[x]Investigate from rooftop
Time to follow, LIKE A BOSS.
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>>27050687
You're right, it was a disaster.
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>>27050684
Alternatively "It's called 'parkour'."
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>>27050705
Like Big Boss?
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>>27050653
Or, y'know, 'They were blocking the only way around, and I figured it was easier to climb up than to risk being alone with a large group of strangers in a dark alley'.

>Investigate from rooftop.
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inb4 we dropkick some crazy methed up nigga into the ground

and then mary jane uses her magic to roll a nat 1
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>>27050689
We do not.
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>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

And keep an eye for the general layout of the area, particularly exits.
Might wanna drop behind and out of sight, if we're gonna intervene as a mundane person.

Oh, and pre-dial our phone for 911.
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>>27050615
>>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
Well it might not be MJ but we might end up stopping a crime.
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>>27050687
and before it was a disaster, it explicitly wasn't a date.
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Rolled 9

PREROLLING A LOW ROLL
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You know what'd be funny, is if she was buying weed or something, and left the alley totally unscathed.
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>>27050726
Good idea.
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>>27050709
"You do Parkour?
"Bitch they named it after me! Peter Parkour."
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>>27050615

go back down to ground and continue along the left path.

No need to draw unwanted attention like "how did that kid get up on the rooftop"
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>>27050733

HAH, the rules prevent that now I believe?
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>>27050733
WHY DID YOU ROLL SO HIGH! WITH AGILITY MODIFIERS THAT PROBABLY CLEARED THE DC!
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>>27050745
We do have +2 to stealth and whatever agility modificator we have
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>>27050751
The rules have always prevented that.
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>>27050751
PPQ rules always prevent that. You can't preroll here.
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>>27050734
Guys, if she buys weed and we don't turn her in, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!
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Rolled 8

>>27050751
Cos has his rules, dice have their own rules.
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>>27050773
Roll faster!
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>>27050771
Guys, if we don't kill Uncle Ben, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!
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>>27050751
>>27050765
>>27050767
I thought he was being superstitious and getting the bad rolls out of the way, making room for more good rolls.
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>>27050734
Then we want in on the deal. I mean we have 2 older ladies to satisfy, we might as well get something out of it.

Oh God I am going to sleep.
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>>27050771
Everyone knows dope leads to meth which leads to accidentally killing your parents.
Don't you watch ANY 50's movies?
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>>27050771
Stoned spidey antics?
imokwiththis
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>>27050785
Mien Gott!

Start with Aunt May, can't have her holding Peter back.
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Rolled 5

>>27050794
Aye aye captain. Last one, then you're on your own.
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>>27050799
If we buy weed ourselves, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!

See! >>27050806 Agrees with me!
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>>27050615
>>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
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>>27050794
Not how /tg/'s "RNG" works.
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>>27050813
But I'm lazy and like you doing all the work.
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>Writing

>captcha says "enipsso Pursuit"
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It'd be really funny if, after all this constant worrying, it was Aunt May who died rather than Uncle Ben.
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Rolled 2

>>27050830
Three pre-rolls, consecutively lower. If this roll is 5 or lower, take your actual knowledge and make way for fucking /tg/ logic
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>>27050830
Yeah, and Men launching ships doesn't cause them to sink.

Yet men still can't smash the champagne bottle in the UK.
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>>27050830
>Not how /tg/'s "RNG" works.
It's also not how real dice work. That doesn't stop people from doing all kinds of superstitious nonsense with their dice IRL, why would it stop /tg/?
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>>27050855
The dice gods have always liked messing with us whenever we try to divine their motives. They are cruel masters.
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>>27050855
Hahahaha.

It's fucking time for /tg/ dice.
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>>27050850
Yeah, but then Uncle Ben would still be alive, which means HE COULD STILL DIE!
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>roll me a difficult perception, please 1d20+2, DC15.
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>27050889
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27050889
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>27050889
Whew, good thing I did pre-roll
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27050889
Here we go
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Rolled 17 + 2

>>27050889
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>27050889
Uh oh
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>>27050889
...Yeah I'm feeling like burning a Spectacular Point because I think the /tg/ dice are at low tide.
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Rolled 8 + 2

>>27050894
Good thing we're already maxed on PL.
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>>27050894
HAHAHAHAHA
>>27050855
YOU WERE SAYING?!
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>>27050894
This quest is gold.
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>>27050894
I am so so sorry...
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>>27050894
Motherfucker.
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Rolled 14

>>27050894
I just... damnit.

>>27050889
Save with a nat 20?
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>>27050894
Reroll
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>27050911
>http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
That's a good point. If we're maxed out on PL, we can just reroll to hell and back!
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Rolled 15

>>27050889
rolling
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>>27050894
...Cosgrove, I don't think now's the best time to do this quest.

There are way too many 1s.
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>>27050911
We aren't. We're at 2/3
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>>27050894

Burn a fucking spectacular point
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>>27050894
We Bleach Quest Now.
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>27050894
Burn the SP to reroll(not this post. Await Cosintervention) Unless this current roll is a 1 too. Then it is meant to be.
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>>27050911
What do you mean "maxed out"?

There's no limit to how much Parker Luck we can have.
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>>27050936
That's Spectacular Points.
Parker Luck has no ceiling limit that we're aware of.
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>>27050929
>>27050911

There is no cap on Parker Luck

>>27050922
You want to spend a spectacular point and reroll?
>y/n
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>>27050850
I hope that doesn't happen. Mephisto would probably make a deal with Uncle Ben to bring May back to life, and all it would cost would be retconning their decision to take in poor little Peter Parker.
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>>27050889
Time to spend SP point.
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>>27050942
We really should.
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>>27050942
Don't burn a Spectacular Point
This is fucking proof, MJ is bad luck.
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BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN

ALL ABROAD THE REROLL TRAIN NEXT STATION MARY JANE'S WEED DEALER
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>>27050961
Yes. Re-roll it.
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>>27050961

yes
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>>27050958
You're right, misread the post since I had the word "maxed."
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>>27050929
Probably should reroll this.

>>27050929
Do you see a cap on the pastebin for PL?

>>27050961
Y
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>>27050961
y
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>>27050961
Y
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>>27050961
Yeah I think we should.

I really don't want to see what we would ordinarily find.
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>>27050961
No, lets spend it to remove the PPL point.
That's the important thing.
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WHY IS THIS HAPPENINH¿ SAVE US KUBO!!

We going to fall off a roof. Shit.
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>the reroll brings double critfail
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You fuckers are going to waste a Spectacular Point for a goddamn perception roll...
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>>27050986
Huh, that is the wrong post to reroll.

Wonder how that happened?
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>>27051013
Perception Roll doesn't just effect whether we can see what's happening.

It also effects how bad the thing that's happening is.
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>>27051013
You want to have a life of a fellow being on your conscience because you couldn't be arsed to get some gunk out of your eye?
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>>27051007
Oh come now; we don't have Kurosaki luck.
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I blame these quest for the spiderman dream i had the other night. Spidey & Black cat just robbed something from oscorp where they ran into Osborn who had just became the green goblin. Then Harry who was dressed in some kind of hoodie flew by on the goblin flyer and stole whatever it was the spidey and black cat stole.
There was also some sub plot going on with a mutant with electric powers talking to some corporate person I don't know who made some kind of gas that only effects mutants and makes them choke to death. Then I woke up so I don't know how it ended.
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>Alright. Then same roll as before-

>roll me a difficult perception, please 1d20+2, DC15.
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>>27051028
So does Parker luck, and that stacks up over time. I'd rather burn that off and suffer through a bad roll now.
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Rolled 6

>>27051068
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Rolled 3 + 2

>>27051068
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Rolled 7

>>27051052
go back to sleep and tell us later
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Rolled 4 + 2

>>27051068
dice
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>>27051068
I... I do not even know...

I don't want to stop, but am afraid to continue
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>>27051052
was the mutant Jamie Fox?

your subconscious might have downloaded Amazing Spider-man 2

how was it?
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27051068
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>27051068
We're cursed.
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Rolled 16 + 2

>>27051068
/tg/ DICE LEAD MY HAND
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>>27051085
>>27051079
>>27051076

Finally a pass!
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>>27051085
Yesssss
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>MFW Saving MJ causes all our friends to get killed off due to immense amounts of PL
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>>27051085
splendid
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Rolled 3 + 2

>>27051068
re-roll
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>>27051076
>>27051079
>>27051085
Valid Rolls.

>>27051098
Not how PL is stated to work by the rules.
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>>27051085
Thanks Based Anon
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...Dayum...

Hell of a drug, dice on /tg/

Hell of a drug.
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>>27050961
Y
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>>27051084
I couldn't see the mutant or who ever the business man was. Their faces were blacked out.
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>>27051098
>Carnage looking for the guy who writes about Spider-Man
>It's Eddie our friend/ almost brother
>Carnage has joined Eddies church so he knows who Brock is
>All this Parker Luck
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>>27051098
Oh no. She's just already going to be dead by the time we find her.
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>>27051117
>Not how PL is stated to work by the rules.
From pastebin:
>For each point it increases, the Parker Luck will aid your major enemies. For example, if the villain is trying to find you loved ones or any other villainous schemes, they will have a bonus to their roll equal to your Parker Luck.
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>>27051155
You'd like that wouldn't you.
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Rolled 14

>Set Mary Jane as 'love interest'
>Villain kidnaps her
>All of /tg/ dice to the villain

Foolproof plan.
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>>27051164
That means that the villain actually has to make rolls though, can't just auto-succeed.

Though right now we're giving them a +3 bonus in addition to any other bonuses they may have.
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>>27051117
We've been hanging around her for what, an hour or two, and we're already up 2 PL.

>>27051164
Yeah, and when a villian decides to kill our family and friends to get to us after easily discovering our identity thanks to PL, you'll know that I called it here, first.
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>>27051199
Not if we get killed first!
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>>27051197
They'll probably also get rolls to figure out who we are. More Parker Luck is just bad news, so I'm confused why everyone wants to reroll on something non-critical rather than get rid of it asap.
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Oh, remember that we need 2SP to cheat death.
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>>27051282
IT'S FOOL PROOF
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This is stupid and I know that it's NEVER going to happen but I just realizes that Qwen+Peter+MJ
= Min a trios
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>>27051282
That'll show them!
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>>27051295
Because a 1 could be a difference between seeing her be menaced by muggers, or just seeing a trail of blood and some locks of red hair.
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>>27051317
Oh no. A 1 means we don't find her, but someone else does.
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>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
>dc16 perception- result 18- Success!

You move closer via rooftop until you’re overlooking them. It’s become full blown night by now and it’s overcast- it might begin raining any time now- and you can only see things in dim illumination. As you overlook the scene, you see three large men cornering another figure against the alley wall below you. Its dark out so your profile is hard to see and they aren’t looking up.

But what you see is-

A scattered, gaming console lying on the ground-light flickering out of its cracked screen and the figure against the side of the wall is wearing a hood. The men are talking quietly, but you can see one of them has a hand over the hooded person’s mouth.

“Quiet, you -bitch!- How dare you fucking bite me! I‘ll fucking knock your teeth out, you whore!”

There’s nothing good going on here and- most importantly-

Your Spider Sense is Tingling

>[ ]Jump into the fray
>[ ]Get to ground and approach from street level
>[ ]Do nothing- this isn’t your problem. (!!!!!!)
>[ ]Write in
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>>27051295
Well rerolling that 1 did... Well nothing actually, since you get a point of PL all we did was waste a Spectacular Point on a perception roll that we failed.

>>27051317
I don't think that's how perception rolls work.
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>>27051307
MJ sure is a weird way to abriviate Black Cat.
Also Cosgrove said that attempting multiple romances or to Harem Quest this shit will not end well for us.
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>>27051342
>>[ ]Get to ground and approach from street level
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>>27051282
>>27051297
>>27051312
PL would probably keep us alive actually -_-;... well until they're all dead anyway, then it might keep us alive just so we suffer.
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>>27051342
Rider kick that shit.
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>>27051342
Really? I don't know what to be dissapointed in more, MJ for following this retarded course of action, or Cosgrove for following something so cliche.
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>>27051342
Is there any loose tiles or bricks on the roof?

If so, throw them.
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>>27051342
FUCKING DROPKICK

BIG PLAYS BIG REWARDS
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>>27051342
>[ ]Write in
Step 1: Dial 911 for a crime in progress.

For the rest of Parker actions, I leave it to the rest to everyone else.
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>>27051295
Well to start with, we could have fallen off the building.
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>>27051342
Drop kick the biggest one from the rooftop
fuck subtlety
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>>27051383
I'm pretty disappointed in you guys.

I mean give one reason MJ has to be nice to us, based on our behavior.
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Get to ground level and knock them out. We beat them as peter parker.
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>>27051342
>>[x]Jump into the fray

"RIDER KICK MOFO!"
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>>27051342

As much as I hate it

Get to the ground and approach from street level AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
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>>27051342
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>>27051342
>[ X]Jump into the fray
Rip and tear!
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>>27051317
>>27051393
I'd rather deal with either of those than a +1 to ALL rolls that mean serious trouble later.
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>>27051392

Oh shit, most definately call 911

Then get to ground level as quickly as possible`
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>>27051342
>[] Jump into the fray

Well, pretend like we didn't just fall out of the sky, but be quick and use the element of surprise.
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>>27051342
Well, damn. Okay, white knight time it is. Approach from the ground, though. Us being surprisingly fast and strong is easier to explain than leaping down from the rooftops.
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>>27051398
No you chucklefuck, I mean going out alone, not telling anyone where she's going, to walk down an alley alone in a town she barely knows.

Seriosuly, it's like she's TRYING to aim for a Darwin.
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>>27051414

Fastest way down, is gravity.
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>>27051342
Just jump to the ground behind them.

They're all looking at MJ right now so all they'll here is a loud noise.
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do we have something to obscure our face?

handkerchief? bandanna? somebody's clothesline is out?
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>>27051342
Call 911
report crime and location very quickly
jump in and mix things up
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>>27051433
Maybe she's not really thinking clearly?

It's not like there's any indication that she isn't in a good place right now.
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>>27051342
I vote for Rider Kick.
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>>27051342
>>[ ]Jump into the fray
DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!
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>>27051407
Do it. For Justice. Follow by Nutpunch and finish the other thug by shoryuken.
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>>27051392
Yeah, let's call the police.
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>>27051342
>[x]Write in
See if we can distract one or two away and pick them off to make the odds easier.

Maybe make some chase you then come back around to retrieve their captive.
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>>27051416
>>27051407
>>27051397
I love it.
Our Kamen rider is on the horizon.

>>27051436
For this too. Make it quick.
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>>27051383
Really? Complaining about cliche in a comic superhero based quest's origin arc? Sometimes you have to play these things straight, other times they may be subverted (enter Spider Gwen).
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Hey, even if Mary Jane tries to call us out on dropping from the rooftop, nobody will believe a scared, unstable person remembers everything correctly
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>>27051427
My Common Sense is tingling!

Yeah, good point. Super-strength isn't an excuse for ignoring the tools available to us.
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ATTACKING FOR GREAT JUSTICE! No mask, lets be a proper hero to our cousin this time.
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I can see where this shit is going, while rescuing MJ, she discovers our identity and all of a sudden we have to work with her all the time and some shit.

>>27051452
Maybe it's a terrible plot device?
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>>27051342
Call 911, leap to the ground behind the thugs, and punch at least one of them in the face the second they turn around.
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>>27051490
she isn't our cousin. Our Aunt and her Aunt are friends and neighbors.
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>>27051479
I think if we look at her and say "Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut." after dynamic entrying three goons we should be fine.
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>>27051507
So immediately keep being a jerk to her, the second we rescue her?

The fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>27051497
Double Spider Girls.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>27051342
>Your Spider Sense is Tingling

>pastebin
Powers:

>>My Spider sense is tingling... 1-Instinctively know when danger is nearby, though not from where.
>>My Spider sense is tingling... 2- Know from where a threat is occurring and minutely how dangerous it is to you.

care to five more details?
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>>27051507
Hah, like that'll work. She's pretty much in our clique now.
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>>27051497
Maybe this could have been avoided if you shitheads stopped bitching about a female character not being to your liking.
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>>27051503
Actually, I want to Friend-Zone her permanently, so constantly referring to her as a cousin might work. Cumbersome though.
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>>27051456
I support this

> captcha: edumme Darwinian
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>>27051342
>in before it's tingling for the danger the muggers are in
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>>27051526
We really need to get Harry that Kid Goblin outfit.
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>>27051537
...How can people hate a character so much.

Creepy.
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>>27051535
How? We immediately went to look for her after finding her missing.
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Jesus Christ you people. Are you all really this dumb?

Somethings up with MJ. SHE'S whats setting off our spider sense.
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>>27051526
When we Rider Kick this guy, we just might break his neck. Also, someone was speculating that the Spider Sense was going off because she was armed. She won't tell anyone because then you'd both be ousted for murder, and even if it was legally justified, that's more trouble than it's worth.
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>>27051541
To be honest I think that's a possibility.
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>>27051519
I don't think babbling around how a teenager, with half an hour of backstart managed to catch up to her, climb a building, then dropkick a guy 4 stories down, then take out two more in any way will be beneficial.
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>>27051553
You know what's creepy? Immediately jumping on someone every time they don't decide to white knight anything female.

>>27051556
On second thought this. She's CLEARLY setting off the *dangerous vibe* sense, let's ONLY intervene if we see she needs it.
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>>27051535
Don't bring gender into this, you know as well as I do we'd like Michael Jane Watson, hikkimori/brokebrains/sore loser/sore winner, even less.
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>>27051342
>Call out
"You guys had better run while you still can, the police are on their way and she has had a VERY bad day."

Use our words.

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot who will typically leave to find easier prey.
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>>27051594
Yeah. We gotta be the bigger man.
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Better idea: Jump down on one of the thugs, knocking him out, but make it look like we were up above and just toumbled down, managing to knock him out via luck.
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>>27051594
That's because she wouldn't be as moe if she was a he.
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>>27051590
Is that before or after one of the guys shanks her?
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>>27051590
I agree. Call 911 but wait to see if she needs help before jumping down and getting involved.
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>Into the fray with a kick it is!

>Roll me a hard agility test- 1d20+1, Dc12
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>>27051535
Actually I was bitching about the fact that we had to go off and 'rescue' someone who pretty much decided that they could take care of themselves, because she might get in trouble because she's a girl.
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>>27051626
/tg/ dice time.
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>>27051590
Hmm. Actually, this might not be a terrible idea. I can see this happening.

...And then it turns out MJ is actually the Black Cat?
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Rolled 18 + 1

>>27051626
RIDER KICK
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Rolled 1 + 1

>>27051626
SPIDAH MIN!
RIIIIDAAAAAA KEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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>>27051626
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>>27051594
Except a bunch of people were determined to dislike her from the fucking start.

Did you read that diatribe someone wrote like immediately after meeting her, about how we wouldn't give a shit if she died in an alley?
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>>27051641
I'm out!
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Rolled 2 + 1

>>27051626
RIDER KICK NEVER FAILS EXCEPT ALL THE TIMES IT TOTALLY DID, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THOSE
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>>27051648
FOR FUCKS SAKE DUDE.
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>>27051626
I'm still voting for "wait and see if she actually NEEDS help"

>>27051648
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SHE'S BAD LUCK.
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>>27051627
I thought it was because she was a scrawny shutin nerd.
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>>27051648
No we had a successful roll dammit.
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Rolled 7 + 1

>>27051626
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>>27051648
Ahhahahahahahaha
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Casedy's a Red Herring and MJ is the real host to Carnage!

... I have no idea where that came from.
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>>27051648
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>>27051648
Do we have any more power to reroll?
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Rolled 7 + 1

>>27051626
Make it look like like an accident though.
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>>27051648
One more reroll.
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>>27051648
Now this is the shit you save the rerolls for
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>>27051648
Is this roll legit?
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>>27051626
So no "Dial for the police" then? Okay.
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>>27051653
She bullied us as a child, I assume that for a lot of /tg/ that brings up some bad memories.
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>>27051648
Reroll
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>>27051678
>You do. Reroll?
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>>27051648
We are going to break our fucking legs on the pavement and the thugs are going to laugh themselves to death.
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>>27051648
...So how much parker luck do we have now?
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>>27051695
Y
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>>27051648
WE BLEACH QUEST 2.0 NOW!
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Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051695
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>>27051653
>>27051664
I didn't give a shit about it, my problem was that she decided to leave on her own, and since she obviously didn't want us around, we shouldn't follow her.

But then everyone decided we had to become her babysitter.
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MJ confirmed for Doombitch?

She's like a walking Parker Luck generator.
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>>27051695
Do we still get the PL?
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>>27051695
Yes.

Goddamn is tonight a bad night.
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>>27051695
Yes we don't need to accidentally kill ourselves when hit the ground.
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>>27051698
4

We've hit the point of no return. kassidy is watching.
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>>27051698
More than enough with a serial killer in town.

Question, does Parker Luck go away after it is used by villains?
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>>27051648
This is my third 1 of the night... I think I'm done.
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>>27051695
N

We'll be fine if our entrance goes poorly. If Spider-Man can't take out a few random hoodlums after landing flat on his face, he's pretty screwed.
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>>27051721
Alright, can we burn as much of that off as possible?
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>>27051710
Well that's basically what the Aunts set us up to do.
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We should fucking like, work at some soup kitchen. Work the bad karma down.

Also, did anyone notice that the bad rolls didn't begin with MJ but with MJ's instant haters.
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>>27051695
...do it...
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>>27051653
Right now I'm actually kind of hoping she'd die, I mean we've known her less than a day and she's already gotten us 3 PL points.
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>>27051725
Why did you keep rolling after the Second one?
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>>27051712
Every reroll gets a PL.
>There is also the Parker Luck. This foul meter builds up as you roll ones, use a reroll, or attempt certain actions throughout the Quest.
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>>27051721
>Carnage with a +4 on his rolls.
He's going to kick our shit in.
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>Alright, same roll as before-

>>Roll me a hard agility test- 1d20+1, Dc12
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>>27051724
Hahaha no.
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>>27051688
No seriouslysomeobe test it because I can't in my phone.
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>>27051731
Yeah right, we're *NEVER* getting rid of it, since we decide to burn all our PL on rerolls, which *ALSO* give PL.
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Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051746
If this roll passes DC, nobody fucking roll.
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>>27051736
If anything, we got those points by a bunch of people being assholes and thinking simple human decency is white knighting.
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Rolled 9 + 1

>>27051746
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>>27051746
Surely this can't fail a second time
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Rolled 11 + 1

>>27051746
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>>27051764
Doombitch you are so lucky
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Rolled 1 + 1

>>27051746
RIDER KICK TAKE 2
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>>27051727
We aren't spiderman, we're Peter Parker. They see our face and get away...well, bye bye uncle Ben and aunt May, hello JJ...
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>>27051764
Close finish.
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>>27051738
>Why did you keep rolling after the Second one?
Dice magic isn't real, Anon. It's just a way of pretending that there is sense in this senseless universe we live in.
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>>27051759
>>27051762
>>27051764
nailed it
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>>27051764
Just squeaked by.
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>>27051721
>>27051745
Again because no one read the last one I posted: "Casedy's a Red Herring and MJ is the real host to Carnage!

... I have no idea where that came from."
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Rolled 2 + 1

>>27051746
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>>27051763
CURSE MY THOUGHTLESS COPYPASTE, I FAIL AT DICE!

>>27051764
Oh, nevermind. We coo
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>>27051695
Y
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>>27051764
Cutting it close...
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>>27051771
Jesus its a good thing I failed that capture.
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>>27051771
Heh.
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>>27051771
So lucky.
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>>27051771
DICKS.
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>>27051656
its one of those.
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>>27051771
>>27051648
I think the dice are telling us something here.
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>>27051760
How is 'leaving somebody who wants to be left alone, left alone' being an asshole?

If anything wanting to follow her after clearly wanting to get away from us is the sign of a stalker.
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>>27051794
As /tg/ dice are time seeded...
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>>27051805
Leave it. We have skydiving kicks to do.
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>>27051771
You cunt.
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>>27051772
>We aren't spiderman, we're Peter Parker. They see our face and get away...well, bye bye uncle Ben and aunt May, hello JJ...
"I saw some random kid's face. Now it's time to go chase down his family, which I can do thanks to my magical power of knowing where everybody lives."
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>>27051805
just shut up already
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>>27051776
Actually, /tg/s dice roller isn't a true RNG, it's just close enough for government work. It is possible for someone to just have a bad night under the roller, thanks to the algorithms it uses to generate the number taking numerous factors into account, including the IP it's sent from.
tl;dr Dice Magic IS real with /tg/ dice.
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>>27051805
Sure, yeah, if both of our Aunts hadn't specifically requested we show her around.
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>>27051805
Because it's night in an unfamiliar and potentially dangerous city, and she's a teenage girl who doesn't seem to look up very often?
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>>27051648
...god damn, man. God damn.

>>27051771
I... I just... I would have had to hunt you down if you'd been one roll earlier.

>Captcha: toymment 20
Your lisp doesn't make the dice god's torment any easier, Captcha.
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>>27051830
There is one as random thing as it gets in the universe and that is background radiation
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Rolled 2 + 5

And let's see...
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Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051771
...Seriously? Are your rolls genuine?
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My name is Parker Kurosaki.
And I'm a Spidergami.
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>>27051830
>Dice Magic IS real with /tg/ dice.
Not to a large enough degree to matter, unless the RNG was built really poorly.
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>>27051831
>>27051833
Yeah, and she's clearly trying to get away from us, she's a human being, not a dog.

We took her out, she went *out of her way* to leave without telling us, that is NOT the sign of someone who wants us along, or wants us to show her the way.

But obviously that doesn't matter, since we know what's best for her better than she does.
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>>27051862
Yeah. I rolled the 18 before that one guy rolled the 1 before the reroll.
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>>27051850
Actually, that's pretty predictable. We knew what it'd look like before we were capable of finding it, after all.
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>>27051859
Hey Cos. If you critbotch a roll, do we get anything? Extra Spec Point, removal of 1 Peter Luck?
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>>27051805
Because we've made it clear that we don't want to be around her from the second we met her again.

And you think she's a bitch for taking the hint?
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>>27051875
Well we did call her aunt who sounded worried which is why we followed her but for the most part I agree with you.
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Rolled 3

ALRIGHT GENTS,
IF THE NEXT 3 ROLLS ARE ALL BELOW 10,
WE KNOW FOR A FACT MJ IS BACK LUCK,
AND WE SHOULD AVOID HER.
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Yo.

Can we leave the fucking debate about the psyche details of angered, unstable teenager?

And focus on you know, the actions that are being taken?
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>>27051899

Well, that's off to a good start
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>>27051875
So you're pretty much saying "that's what she gets for wandering off"?

You better not continue this faggotry every time MJ shows up.
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>>27051823
It's dark. Night-time overcast dark. We pull a hood up, if we have one and keep our face low, they won't see us.

Oh yeah, and we're going to kick the shit out of them before they see enough to remember it.

Surprised we didn't need a willpower roll to overcome cowardice,
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Rolled 14

>>27051899
This isn't off to a good start
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>>27051899
We should avoid her anyway.
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Rolled 5

>>27051899
Testing. Prime number coming up
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Guys do TG dice actually trend low? because if that's the case we might want to outsource our rolls to invisible castle or some over rollsite
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>>27051923

What foul deviltry is this!

Back to the sulphurous pits of Tartarus with you, fiend!
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Rolled 20

>>27051899
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>>27051916
Why?

I like her grouchiness.
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Rolled 19

>>27051899
Semiprime number coming up.
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>>27051936
You dare consider cheating on the dice gods? You would bring doom on us all.
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>>27051938
Of all the times to roll a 20
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>>27051902
No. Clearly, because she has tits, any attempt to help her is "white knighting faggotry" and not basic human fucking decency.
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>>27051938
>>27051944
congrats, you wasted your rolls
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Rolled 17

>>27051938
Okay now the dice are just fucking around.
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Rolled 12

Stop rolling faggots.

You're wasting all the good rolls.
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Rolled 4

>>27051948
You mean DOOM, right?
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Rolled 9 + 1

>>27051648
>Rolled 1
Hmm...
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>>27051938
EXPERIMENT BROKEN!

SCIENCE PRESERVE US, WE KNOW NOTHING!
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>>27051888
So? She made it perfectly clear she didn't want to be with us either?

She could've easily said "I want to go home"

>>27051909
*gurk* Sorry about that, I choked for a second on the words you were trying to shove into my mouth. I'm saying that she can take care of herself, considering she's been pinging our spidersense all night.
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>>27051936
Well considering the landslide of 1's in the first Bleach Quest, I've gotta say ya they trend somehow.
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Rolled 7

>>27051956
nat 1 never inc
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>>27051938
>>27051944
...mum always told me I shouldn't wish death on someone.

I'm having a hard time with that right now.
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Rolled 2

>>27051952
>No. Clearly, because she has tits, any attempt to help her is "white knighting faggotry" and not basic human fucking decency.
No. Clearly, because she has tits, any dislike of her is misogyny and hate for failing to fit into traditional gender roles, rather than disliking her because she has done literally nothing to make us like her and quite a few things to make us dislike her.
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Rolled 91

Yo, Cos. If you critfail, do we get anything out of it for later? SP or -PL?

Sub-15 roll.
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Rolled 19

>>27051973
loldice
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>>27051964
Wouldn't GwenLuck want to convince us that it doesn't exist to better screw us over?
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>jump into the fray
>Dc12, result 12- SUCCESS
>7dmg

You don’t have much on you, but you do carry a large cloth for cleaning glasses, which you stick to your face, covering your lower face with your adhesive powers.

The roof you’re on isn’t too high, so you’re able to easily make a jump down there. You jump off the edge, using your arm to turn you into a flip so you can do a good directed kick right into the chest of the guy holding the hooded person, sending him knocked backwards as you tumble and stick the landing in a crouch.

You look back at the other two as the one on the ground groans.

“Jesus Fucking Christ, who the FUCK are you?!”

“He took down Jeff!”

HP-24
Condition-Untouched
>No webshooters or costume, only plain clothes
>YOU HAVE CONTROL
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>>27051859
You know you rolled a 1d10 and not a 1d20 right?
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Can we get a consensus to use a Spectacular Point to burn off Parker Luck? I really don't want our family to be murdered.
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Please stop rolling. We got a 20 that might cancel out that one, and be used to cancel out some PL, please stop so we don't get more 1s.
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>>27051993
>in gruff voice
>"I'm Batman."
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>>27051944
>>27051938
>>27051988
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Rolled 13

>>27051973
You cannot run out of random numbers, whether high or low.
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>>27051997
This was a damage roll. Be happy he didn't do 2d4
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Here's a question, why does rerolling cost a Spectacular Point? I mean it already gives us a Parker Luck, which should offset it, so why are we getting penalized for using a bonus? It's literally penalizing us for doing well.

Kinda makes Spectacular Points kinda shitty to use on rerolls.
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>>27051993
coup de grace the guy on the ground (as in KO him, don't kill him)
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>>27051993
"I'd start running if I were you miss."

Stay to the shadows for now, hopefully she won't get a good look at us.
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>>27051993
>YOU HAVE CONTROL
No that's a lie.

Just grab her and gtfo.
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>>27051993
Intimidate! Make them run!
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>>27052012

This. Maybe change to "I'm the goddamn batman"
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>>27052008
>>27052003
Do you guys really not get how it works?

It's only in the first three.

How the fuck is this hard to understand.
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>>27051993
>YOU HAVE CONTROL

"Just a friendly concerned citizen, who just happened to see a crime in progress and has called the police."

Full Spider bluff and banter: Engage!

Ya know, this would have been more effective if we actually DID call the police. Then we can banter all we want to buy time til they arrive.
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>>27051993
Me? I'm your reckoning!
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Rolled 10

>>27051993
Question, why are we covering our face? No one really asked for that.

Anyway, Sweep the nearest guy's leg. If we can fight vaguely like Capcom's vs DC's Batman, that'd be awesome, but just leg sweep for now.
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>>27051993
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Rolled 5

>>27051993
>"I'm Batman"
Rolling to Nutshot them
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>>27051993
"You know, in TV shows, when the hero shows up and clearly is vastly superior to all the goons, they always keep on fighting anyways, rather than cutting their losses and running. I don't think that's true in real life. I guess this is as good an opportunity to find out as any."
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>>27052012
>>27052039
>ThorLikesIt.gif
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>>27052049
But then we'd have to answer questions.
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>>27051993
>in gruff voice
>"I'm the goddamn Batman."

Then beat their asses.

I would say run away, but I half expect she'd struggle and refuse our help out of some bizarre sense of pure contrary malice.
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>>27051984
There's "I don't like person" and "I refuse to do anything to stop person from being mugged or most likely worse".
Stop being a fucking asshole, anon.
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>>27051993
"I'll give you one chance to back off before things get serious."
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>>27051993
Hey, remember that time Peter ripped off the face of Kraven's wife?
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>>27051993

We don't have any fancy Karate or other martial arts so...

Front ball kick one of the guys into a wall. Aim for the gut/solar plexus.
Then crouch low, hands to the ground and spring kick the other guy in the chest.

In all likely-hood we're going to hurt someone.. But hell, they asked for it.
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>>27051993
So is this hooded person even the same size as MJ? What about hoodie color? Any of that similar?

Also, what the fuck, captcha. That's a picture of a bush.
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I also vote 'I'm Batman'
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>>27051993
Take your friend and get out of here. If i ever see you hassling women around here again you'll have worse than a few bruises.
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>>27051993
Intimidate them.

Lets put that high Fellowship to use, and maybe we won't have to hurt anyone.
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>>27052065
Its called a bluff. We didn't call the police
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>>27052098
>>27052100
Seconding these.
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>>27052071
yep
that pretty much the best plan ever
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>>27052057
I'm in favor of this.

Keep it simple and terrifying.
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>>27052003
We've got no spectacular points. If you want to use them to burn off parker luck, speak up next time people call for a reroll on something trivial.
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>>27052078
As far as I can see, literally no one voted for "Do nothing" when they saw MJ getting mugged/worse. Stop distorting reality to serve your arguments, anon.
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>>27052100
This.

No Batman because thats fucking retarded.
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>>27052071
Voting this.
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>>27052071
>>27052098
You realize how stupid that would sound in real life right?

Don't do this.
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>>27052132
Actually change my vote to this
>>27052100
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>>27052129
Agreed, no Batman please.
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>>27051993
"Excuse me, I think this belongs to you. FALCON PUNCH!"
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>>27052132
Goddamnit no.

We're not Deadpool.
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Please, can we not pretend to be batman? I know we're Peter Parker, but really?
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>>27052140
Peter's always been snarky and stupid, though, when he didn't go murdermode.
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Moving to "Take your friend and run."
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"I've already called the cops, police are on their way"

Then proceed to get the fuck out of there.
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>>27052071

This
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>>27052057
I'd rather this. I'm Batman would be something we'd say in costume. We have a rag.
The Rag makes us scary.
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>>27052162
That's not really snarky though.
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>>27052140
Implying you wouldn't say it given the chance.
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Combine >>27052100
and >>27052049

Tell them to run because we called the cops.
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>>27052140
I know exactly how stupid it would sound in real life.

But this is not real life. This is a world where we get bit by radioactive spiders which give us superpowers, swing around the city on SCIENCE! webs, and make out with cat-themed cat burglars who can escape the NYPD in under 30 seconds.
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>>27052162
And we can adjust that. We already made him not drop spaghetti with MJ and hold a stand, agreeing only cause Uncle Ben puts a roof over his head
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>>27052057
To be honest I'd rather do this.

Some guy came out of nowhere and kicked a dude a lot bigger than him like it was nothing.

That should get us a bonus to intimidation.
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Wait wait wait
hold on a minute...
>The figure sets down the paper, leaving red handprints on it. “Spidah-Mahn, eh? Interstin‘. Very Interestin’. Ah’ll have to give him a lookssee when Ah get there.”

>The figure looks at the room its in, a red smiley face drawn on the wall. One of the figures on the ground, a child, tries to say something. “r-r-ed”

>The figure grins, licking its lips. “That’s right. It’s my favorite color, ya see. But now now little child, yah best go to sleep. Forever.”

>Finishing off its last victim, the figure leaves the room, whistling merrily, leaving behind a scene of total and complete carnage.

>MJ has red hair and is sometimes called Red


Hurm...
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>>27052175
>>27052191
All I voted for was ripping off somebody's face, in fairness.
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>>27052191
You mean we made him be a vindictive twat who can't let go of the past.
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>>27052157
Do you even quip?
That's a total Spidey line.
Hell he's used it before.
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>>27052202
Are you literally retarded.
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>>27052216
That too, but we also told JJ to fuck off if he doesn't give us money
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>Seems like people want to intimidate

>alright, roll me an easy fellowship test, 1d20+4, DC16.
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>>27052202
OH JESUS

I think we've saved the lives of these thugs.

>>27052226
Are you?
>MJ sets off our Spidey Sense constantly
>Was violent and cruel when we were kids
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Rolled 1 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 13 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>27052248
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>>27052175
"The Joker" stomach I'll make you bust a gut.
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Rolled 19 + 4

>>27052248
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Rolled 9 + 4

>>27052248
Dear Dice

Up to You

Sincerely Anon
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Rolled 14 + 4

>>27052248

pray
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>27052257
WE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
>>27052248
rollan
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>>27052257
Oh for fucks sake.
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>>27052257
>>27052261
Get a feeling so complicated.
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>>27052230
Well he's JJJ, that's kind of the standard method isn't it?

Spider-Man used his spider-buggy to do donuts on the windows of the Daily Planet.
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>>27052257
Why, Dice Gods?
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Rolled 8 + 4

>>27052257
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Rolled 8 + 4

>>27052261
>No +4
...Fuck you.

No seriously fuck you.
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>>27052261
>>27052257
Seriously?
fuck right off
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>>27052257
...
>>27052261
Our 20 isn't rolled properly either

Great
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>>27052257
Huh.
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>>27052261
WHY DIDN'T YOU ADD THE MODIFIER IT DOESNT COUNT
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>>27052257

you dirty motherfucker
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>>27052248
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
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I start to disbelieve all these 1s are legit.
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Rolled 13

>>27052257
>>27052261
Well then. I have no fucking clue.
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>>27052286
No, it's not.
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>>27052140
Agreed, No Batman.
The less we Say the better.
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>>27051993
>"Me? I'm just a wondering hero"

Then, RIDER PUNCH!
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>>27052257
>>27052261
CUNTS THE BOTH OF YE
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>>27052261
...Cosgrove, considering how bullshit this night has been, could you make a brief exception.

This is just getting stupid.
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Maybe MJ is just suppose to be our uncle Ben. The one person we couldn't save.
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>>27052257
Parker luck out in full force

>>27052261
>no +1
YOU HAD ONE JOB!

>>27052202
>Cosgrove used "Its"
Oh... oh god...
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>>27052290
>>27052286
>>27052282
Yup. Yup. I'm done. I'm out. I fucking quit.
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So that's what? 4 PL since we met MJ today?
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Lets just take the fail, it's only intimidation.
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>>27052301
You need to use the modifiers for the roll to count you fucking retard
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>>27052261
>>27052257
THIS BIKE.
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>>27052257
Guess we're going to be going with "I'm Batman trolololol" after all.
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Rolled 18 + 4

>>27052285
LEWL! ROLLS!
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>>27052299
This is getting as bad as that night in Pred Quest where we rolled six 1s in a row. Might be time to call it a night.
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>>27052257
>the cloth over our face muffles our voice to the point that no one can understand what we're saying.

>to keep it stuck to our face, we can't even open our mouth.
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>>27052351
>we choke in our disguise
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>>27052348
Luck is a delusion of the mind. All dice rolls, summed together, naturally approach a uniform distribution.
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>>27052348
Was that Fis night?

Or the Kraken?

See, in Predquest we know what causes the 1s. Its water and aquatic wildlife. And Spaceships.

Here, and in BQ, we can't find a common denominator.
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I KEPT SAYING SHE WAS BAD LUCK, BUT PEOPLE KEPT IGNORING ME.

FUCK, NEVER HAVE WOMEN ON BOATS OR BE NEAR REDHEADS, HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?!
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>>27052351
Can we please just have this be the result, and not something retarded?

Failing at intimidation just means we made them think the rider kick was a lucky fluke, not that they suddenly get better at fighting or we take actual damage.
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Rolled 16 + 4

Jesus christ no wonder Parker was so happy to take the offer in One More Day.

He was sick to death of rolling ones.
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>>27052365
That might be true if the dice system was truly random. It's not.
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>>27052373
I submit that she's not bad luck, it's you jackasses being creepy about her that's bad luck.
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>All the people complaining about the batman line have clearly never ingested any Spider-Man media other than the live action movies

>>27052351
>Worse
>"Mm mmmurn"
>"W... what?"
>"It's Peter. My idiot neighbor."
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>>27052371
MJ isn't a common denominator?
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>>27052393
Gonna need to see some evidence of this.
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>>27052365
That sounds something filthy to be heard from a tryhard realist.
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>>27052202
I stated this just a little while ago... twice.
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Rolled 3 + 4

>>27052395
>Being responsible to someone you've been charged with showing around the city is being creepy
Goddamnit you fucks. Do you know how pissed off May and Ben will be if we just blew off MJ when she walked off into a dangerous alleyway?
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Rolled 16 + 4

>>27052393
do you have evidence that it is functionally different than random?
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We need to use our SP to get rid of some PL before the night's over.
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>>27052395
So either way she's the cause of our bad luck?
Good to know.

>>27052405
It's called "RGN's aren't truly random"
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>>27052404
This is the first time we've interacted with her, and also our first massive chain of 1s (in PPQ anyway).

We can't prove a direct correlation just yet.
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>>27052433
Do we have any sp rolls left?
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>>27052427
What no.

I'm saying that the people who inexplicably hate her are the ones being creepy.

Furthermore, with their negative vibes, we have failed to be excellent to each other.
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>>27052427
I think he meant the opposite of that, anon. I may be wrong though.
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>>27052423
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
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>>27052433
You should have been around and more convincing like 30 ones ago.
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>>27052404
It is Issue #13... Superstitions, HO!
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>>27052432
Did I say it was functionally different?
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>>27052440
Negative
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Rolled 19 + 4

>>27052443
>>27052446
Oh.

Yeah, you're right. The sticky is disappointed in us all.
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>>27052443
You know what? Everyone white knighting over her is creepy.

I can make opinions too!
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>>27052456
Just got home from work a little while ago. I wish I had been here anon, I wish I had.
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>Intimidate
>DC16, result-1
>Automatic Failure

You glare at them and try to scare them with the only thing you can think of-

“I’m Batman.”

The guys look surprised and pissed.

“Hey, get this smart ass fucker! Kick his ass!”

They look more pissed than they were before and seem intent on kicking your ass. The guy you knocked down is getting up, holding his ribs.


HP-24
>You have control
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>>27052457
And the mini series concludes. Too bad, this was fun til MJ happened.
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>>27052371
Mah fis!

waiiiit.

NO FIS NO!
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Rolled 19 + 4

>>27052435
neither are dice, functionally random and true random are two differently things.
and only quantum effects are true random.
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>>27052478
Charge forward, grab one guy, toss him into other guy.
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>>27052478
I say we Flash these fuckers and outagile them
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>>27052478
>Lets jump kick the nearest guy in the face
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>>27052478
>You have control
(not really)

So can we signal MJ to make a break for it before we beat up these hoodlums?
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>>27052478
kick the downed guy in the nuts
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>>27052472
So you want Aunt May to yell at us?
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>>27052478

>Front ball kick one of the guys into a wall. Aim for the gut/solar plexus.
>Then crouch low, hands to the ground and spring kick the other guy in the chest.
>Headbutt last guy im face as he gets up.

We're just cleaning up.
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>>27052478
Doing to be honest. Expected worse.

Obviously we must now kicked their asses.

Except we're Peter and not Spiderman right now, so we're fucked.

>>27052202
And I hate how much sense you make.
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>>27052478
>dodge
"Let me guess, you're Dark Horse guys right?"
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>>27052478
>Went with Batman instead of the significantly funnier adhesive-seals-mouth method
Cosgrove pls

Anyway, grab the guy we knocked down, throw him at his buddies, get moving.
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>>27052488
That's because a bunch of people are nursing hateboners for her/were legitimately traumatized by being bullied in their youth.
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>>27052478
Wait for them to charge you and then trip them.
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>>27052478
Let's try and get them to beat each other up, like we did with Flash. Just keep quipping and dodging. If they're wide open maybe push them into trashcans and walls.
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>>27052540
I can go for this. Agility is our best stat too.
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>>27052540
>>27052530
>>27052506
Yeah lets give this a shot.

There are three of them, so they can hit each other.
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>>27052202
Now THAT'S a shadowrun!
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>>27052540
Do not try that. MJ pings on our Spi-DAR. We would be unhurt but she's a different story.
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>>27052512
Well considering how well we're doing so far, yes I do.

MJ probably already has super powers and was just out to pick a fight she could've easily handled before we showed up.

Hence the "pinging our spider-sense constantly" and the whole "wandering down an alley alone".

Seriously, not knowing your way around town doesn't translate into "Wandering down alleys by myself is perfectly safe!"
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>>27052515
>And I hate how much sense you make.
He really doesn't.

MJ has no reason to have a Southern accent.
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>>27052507
Change this to >>27052540
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Uhh guys? Isn't MJ nearby? Shouldn't we trying to get her away? We could come back and kick the shit out of them later if we wanted to.
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>>27052570
Haven't you ever seen a Stephen King movie?
Or someone with multiple personality disorder?
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>>27052525
I'm just dissapointed because she wanted to be left alone, but the white knight waifu legion decided to come to her (unwanted) rescue.
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>>27052540
Voting this.
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>>27052568
Dude they broke her game system and had her cornered, and she had already been reduced to biting which proved ineffective.

That really doesn't seem like she had it under control.
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>>27052570
She'd possibly put one on if she'd just killed a family of people with southern accents.
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>>27052587
>Oh, these guys hold me, there's 3 of them and they are much more muscular than I am
>Good thing nobody wants to help me!
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>>27052478

Grab MJ, get the fuck out of there
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>>27052587
She was about to get her teeth knocked out.
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>>27052579
Priorities. We came to save MJ. Not even sure if its her.
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>>27052579
We're banking on that human preservation element kicking in. The one where she runs away from danger.
after all she's not a hlpls grrl lolololol
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>>27052565
Where is that gif from? I need to know.
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today's sessions make me see the superiority of d100 rolls for quests
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>>27052597
>Dude they broke her game system and had her cornered,
Bullshit where did he say that *double checks*
Oh, huh, nevermind then.
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>>27052612
It doesn't matter if its her. Someone was about to get mugged and they needed help.
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>>27052587
Goddamn you people are getting annoying. "Baww, they decided to help people." Baww, I dislike anything resembling romance." "Baww, why can't we be dark and edgy and cut ourselves."
Nobody gives a shit what you think, we're a Superhero, we're going to be a Superhero. Go the fuck away.
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>>27052587
And we probably would have gotten PL for ditching her. Our Aunt and Uncle would have been very disappointed too. Besides, I was saying we should hold back and, given her constant pinging of our sense, wait to see if she could handle herself.
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>>27052579
Good point, we have nothing to prove to these jackasses.

Yell out for her to run, and then follow her.

If she won't move, dodge past thugs and drag her with us.
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>>27052570

We haven't heard her speak and she's been living somewhere else since she was like 6.
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>>27052606
We are in an alley and they are blocking the exit.
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>>27052602
Ya. You sort of just accidentally pick it up if you talk to people with accents long enough. Lord knows I do when I talk to my Australian and Chinese native friends for long enough.

>>27052623
It's zone; search his entries on swfchan
The character is Wasp from Avengers: DMH which was a great cartoon.
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>>27052641
Still doesn't change it's as stupid as the idea that Gwen Stacy really is the Black Cat.
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>>27052579
She has proven remarkably bad at avoiding danger thus far.

Expecting her to act rationally now of all times isn't a gamble I'm not keen on making, when we're perfectly capable of taking three thugs. Probably.
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>>27052653
I was thinking more of her mocking their accents while killing them.
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>>27052661
It's actually better to assume she's either got multiple personality disorder... Or she's going to be targeted for her hair.
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HAS our spidey senses gone off when we meet up with again?
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>>27052679
>targeted for her hair
... Now that's something to consider.

>>27052668
Eh that's the easy route.
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>So people seem to be going for an agile/redirection thing here. Alright.

>difficult test, 1d20+3, DC15.
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>>27052633
Goddamn you people are getting annoying. "Baww not everyone is jumping over anything with tits" Baww, People don't want to waifu quest" "Baww, why can't we be avoid white knighting all the time"
At the time, I figured she'd be able to get home safely, not get herself into this much trouble. But naturally the white knights assumed I knew she'd get into this much trouble.
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Rolled 3 + 3

>>27052706
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>27052706
and not a SP in sight
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Rolled 19 + 3

>>27052706
I want to demolish them.
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Rolled 12 + 3

>>27052706
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Rolled 18 + 3

>>27052706
Rolling ones.
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Rolled 10 + 3

>>27052706
Ok
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>>27052727
And so we will.
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>>27052727
>Dice: "eeeeeh... ya ok."
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>>27052715
How are we white knighting her? We are A: A fucking super hero, and B: suppose to be watching her.
You faggots call white knight and waifu at anything you don't agree with, it's retarded.
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Stop rolling! We have it now!
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>>27052727
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
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>>27052758
...For the last time, Peter Parker is not a fucking Crit Master.
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Rolled 20 + 3

>>27052706
LEWL DICE!
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>>27052754
We are not a superhero, currently we have super powers, they are *not* the same thing.

Also this is a quest, that means we have *choice*, if we have to do every heroic thing ever because we're a 'superhero' Cosgrove might as well turn this into a fanfic layed out by some random dice rolls.
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>>27052754
Just ignore him and eventually he'll go away and the thread will be a better place.
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>>27052789
..............I don't even know.
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>>27052789
Yes! Great job guy person!
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>>27052511
Head, just below the ear where the jaw meets.
We're Peter Parker. We spend the last decade being beat up by jocks. We know more about Anatomy than some doctors. We know exactly what hurts worst because we've had it happen to us. Except now, we can bench press a Volkswagon Beetle and dodge bullets. So, first guy we downed, snap kick to the jaw, spin counter-clockwise, step forward drop to one knee. Straight punch with right arm to the second guy's knee, full spider-strength. Kneecap fractures. Use bent right leg under us to push upwards, jumping into a summersault above guy3, grabbing his collarbone with both hands and spider-grip then use momentum to slide down behind him and flip him face first into the pavement, hard. Step back, pick up the game pad, hand it to Victim/MJ and silently point towards the exit of the alley.
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>>27052826
>>27052758
hypocrite.
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>>27052799
I know, but goddamn it's getting annoying as fuck to see him pop up in pretty much every quest in succession acting like it.
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>>27052831
Dude, what is wrong with you.
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>>27052715
Hey, anon, anon, Relax.
Chill the fuck out.

It's night time, she's in an unfimiliar city to her now, and it's not a terribly safe city either. There's not super heroes yet, no high speed low drag vigilantes cleaning up the streets one bullet at a time or flaming playboys shooting flying about.

Instead it's a bunch of criminals and thugs hiding out in dark alleyways. So a little bit of caution is justified.

Next, the white knighting. Forget Everything about MJ. Forget it. Forget her, forget everything regarding her. Should be the farthest thing in your mind right now if you dont give a shit about her.

AUNT MAY ASKED US. That sweet little old lady asked us to do something. The woman who took us in after we lost our parents, and raised us with her husband, Even under financial strain.

So lets do the Best Goddamn Job We Can Do.

For Aunt May and Uncle Ben.
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>>27052826
You have to know it doesn't count right?

How can you still not have familiarized yourself with the rules.
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>>27052840
Hey, I would have been bad mouthing him if he had gotten a one, but you are right. Shame on you for getting us SP and a 20 guy person. For shame!
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>>27052435
I just performed a chi-squared goodness of fit test on the rolls from this and the last thread (up until this post: >>27052503 ), and the results were consistent with a fair dice roll (x^2 = 14.81, which is a very low number for 19 degrees of freedom; with a random dice, almost seventy-five percent of all rolls will be higher). Stay mad, dice theist.
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>>27052831
I like it.

Demolish them.
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>>27052876
stop feeding
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>mfw its not even MJ we just rescued
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>>27052831
Were not the Punisher, and right now I'm pretty sure we can right off that one kick as a lucky shot.

Let's stick with being dodgy for now.
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>>27052866
I lived Peter's life sans powers. But my own personal trauma aside, it is the fastest way to neutralize them without excessive risk, and in a way that MJ would never connect with our normal self.
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>>27052914
It's a girl and there's a game system nearby.
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>>27052914
Good,

We find actual MJ and save her without saying we're Batman.
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>>27052915
There's no reason to make it risky. Killing people before they can kill you is perfectly reasonable.
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>>27052932
She's going to think we're batman if we do>>27052831

We don't need to kill them. Just maim the fuck out of them since they were obviously about to get their rape on.
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>>27052841
Oh wow, I didn't know that I've been in every quest? Apprently, I'm everyone you disagree with ever.

Look, this is my point. At the time MJ decided to leave, without telling us. I figured she could look after herself, since she obviously didn't want us around.

Naturally a bunch of people wanted to follow her because /tg/ was CONVINCED she was going to be attacked, dispite no adequate reason, despite the fact she's been setting off our spider-sense the entire time we've been with her.

At not time did I figure that she was dumb enough to walk into an alley by herself, and the only reason she could was because she could handle it.

>>27052876
My main issue was that I didn't want to make things worse by hanging around her when she was clearly not wanted, but /tg/ seemed to ignore me, and attribute something about dying in a ditch or something. (Which I did NOT say)

tl;dr I figured she could handle herself, I did NOT think she'd go off and get herself in this goddamn mess. I figured she'd head home or to McDonalds or something.
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>>27052939
It really isn't when we can lift cars.
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>>27052939
Except they haven't shown any intent to kill.
Take that edge back to Kick-Ass and Swordart Online.
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>>27052963
It's not even really maiming. Those injuries will all heal within 6-24 months, though kneecap-guy will have a limp for a few years.
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>>27052971
>>27052973
But they're mooks. Nobody will miss them. I mean, if you want to argue against it for a major villain or even our arch nemesis I can understand, but these guys will never come up again.
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>>27052625
Spectacular Spider-Man Peter was a complete fucking asshole to Liz, I mean, seriously. Jesus H. Christ.
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>>27052970
Ok, that's nice.
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Guy we rolled for dodging not fighting.

If it was for fighting I'm pretty sure we'd have to roll for strength as well.

Do you REALLY want to do that?
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>>27052970
People are not rational. Especially teenage girls. End of story, move the fuck on.
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>>27052970
>spider-sense
...you don't think she transmits AIDS or the (NEE)T-virus through biting people, do you?
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>>27052985
What the fuck is wrong with you.
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>Acrobatic maneuvers/redirection
>DC15-result-22, +5

You assess the situation. They’re not as big as Flash, but they’re angry.

You can use this. Your spider sense, even with the general interference that seems to come from Mary Jane’s presence being there, it still tells you of different threats incoming and how dangerous they are to you.

You duck backwards as the first attacker throws a punch at you and push him from behind into the other one who seem to be charging as you kick them both into the third guy who seems to be getting up. As they untangle themselves you look back to the girl, who, as lightning strikes, reveals it to be Mary Jane. She’s blankly staring at the scene in front of her with her one visible eye- you can‘t tell what she‘s thinking, other than a widened eye, there‘s no visible emotion. Her hoodie is ripped down the center and she’s clutching at it.

The Thugs are currently untangling themselves nearby.

HP-24
>You Have Control
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>>27052985
It's entirely unnecessary and will put us on police watch lists. No. We do this Karate Kid 2 rules.
>If a man can't stand, he can't fight.
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>>27052985
>these guys will never come up again
Of corse not, they'll be dead.
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>>27053015
I don't understand the question.
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>>27052985
Well, the police might object if we go around slaughtering street thugs.'

All in all, I think the better choice is to NOT kill anyone and instead have a rational level of regard for human life.
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>>27053016
Pick up her game system, thrust it into her hands, and shoo her down the alley.
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and split
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>>27053016
Is the eye the right color?
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and get her out of there.
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>>27053004
Yeah, and I honestly didn't think she'd do all this from *losing at a video game*

I mean I could understand if it was something important, but it's fucking DDR.

I mean, when was the last time you got people going into suicidal situations because they do poorly at Guitar Hero or Rock Band?

>>27053034
Yeah, not to mention the families of the thugs.
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>>27053016
>You Have Control

Grab MJ into a fireman carry and leg outta there!
We could either head straight for home, or head for the nearest police station.
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>>27053016

Destroy them. This pieces of shit don't need to walk away from this. They can crawl.
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>>27053016
Injure all of them moderately.
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>>27053016
Old saying: "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day." Pick up MJ and start running.
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>>27053016

grab her and run
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>>27053016
Take her, bolt away from there. No need to give them a chance to land a lucky hit, we want her out of there and that is first, second, third and fourth priority.
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>>27052970
...Cool story bro, now lets get back to fighting goons.
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>>27053016
>"Might want to run while you can."
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>>27053016
"If you don't run I'm going to carry you, and neither of us want that."

Then run while the mooks are regaining their wits.
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>>27053039
I mean it appears to still be working even with a cracked screen, and that probably cost a good amount of money.

Also she might complain about it later.
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and run.
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>>27053016
Grab MJ and leave while they untangle themselves. Give her a speech about responsibility.
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>>27053016
Hand her our phone and tell her to call the cops. Fend of the thugs until we hear sirens then make our escape.
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>>27053075
Yes, we havn't be rolling enough 1's tonight!
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>>27053057
>Grab MJ into a fireman carry and leg outta there!
Do you mean an actual fireman's carry or over-the-shoulder? Because we should do an actual fireman's carry.
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Guys, assuming it is MJ, she very nearly just got raped. She isn't going to want to be touched by a guy right now. In fact, she will probably fight us if we try that and make things worse.
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>>27053016

I'm surprised no one else is feeling especially vindictive about the rape attempt.

That shit would never stand under Uncle Ben's watch. Think if it were Gwen. Think if it could be Gwen.

Break their knees.
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>>27053115
Things people say after two classes of freshmen psychology.
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>>27053115
Pretty much yeah.

So let's just do >>27053039

It should get her attention out of whatever stupor she is, and trigger her flight response.
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>>27053118
Wait until JJ gets his hands on it.
'SPIDER-MAN DESTROYS LIVES OF INNOCENT YOUTHS!'
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>>27053118
Normally, yes. Tonight, I'd just like to get her back to Aunt May without getting another 16 Parkour Luck.
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>>27053125
...Dude, is it white knighting to be concerned about someone who appears to have almost been raped?
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>>27053138
We've still got time, we can get there!
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>>27053118
That would involve a lot of rolls and more chances of being discovered.
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>>27053149
Actually, I think he's mocking your inexperience about the situation. More like he's calling you an 'armchair psycologist.'
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>>27053149
>>27053125
>>27053115
Ok I'm done.
I'm fucking done for tonight.
This shit is really godamn annoying and I'm sick of reading it every 5 posts.

Thanks for running Cosgrove, but I just fucking done.
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>>27053016
Yeah, none of these guys are walking home, and all of them are getting beat. Begin with crotch kicks.
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>>27053149
>...Dude, is it white knighting to be concerned about someone who appears to have almost been raped?
Actual, real people, who have just been raped, are in a complex psychological state but do not instantly turn into porcelain dolls that shatter if you touch them.
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>Majority seem to be for -grab and run'

>roll me a fellowship test, please. 1d20+2, dc13.
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>>27053180
Kinda ironic that what sends you over the edge happens after I've calmed down.
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>>27053208
Alright fine, let's just carry her off then.

Might make things faster.

God today has been a disaster.
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>>27053016
"Now you done it, its time to face JUSTICE."

Kick them while they're down.
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>27053211
Don't bite us or hit us in the back now, MJ.
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Rolled 11 + 2

>>27053211
I'm still more interested in breaking these peices of shit.
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Rolled 2 + 2

>>27053211
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Rolled 6 + 2

>>27053211
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Get MJ, get her stupid game console, run.
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>27053211
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>27053211
Come on, correct for 1 being the most common roll in the past couple threads!
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>>27053230
Good enough, let's just leave.
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>>27053230
Good man.
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>>27053241
TOO LATE
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Rolled 20

>>27053211

Inc 1
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>>27053238
Yeah this.

Don't forget her stupid gameboy.
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Rolled 13 + 2

>>27053211
This time, I will most certainly roll a 1.
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>>27053230
YES! Fuck, yes, so close, yes.
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>>27053255
It's not even the right formatting, what was even the point?
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>>27053241
ask and ye shall recieve

Doesn't count though.
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Rolled 1 + 2

>>27053255
Doesn't count didn't add the modifier.
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>>27053274
I was actually asking for the opposite. Still, glad some other peeps rolled before me.
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>>27053241
Man at this rate our luck better grow into something... Spectacular or Astonishing. Might help speed the evolution of our Spiderman
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>>27053257
Not if it's for another agility roll or some such... We don't need to attract any more chances to accumulate PL for something so trivial.
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>>27053285
Nicely done!
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>>27053285
Fuck!!! I'm sorry anons. I fail horribly.
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>>27053285
dude, just don't, just don't
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>>27053300
Don't worry, your post was horribly late.
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>>27053292
I assume just bending over and picking something up wouldn't be worth a roll.

If it is, don't do it, if it isn't, then why not.
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>>27053288
We've rolled at least eleven 1s out of ~120 rolls in this and the last thread. I don't think it's statistically significant, but it's still really obnoxious.
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>>27053288
Except luck is too expensive to invest in.
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>>27053300
The only thing to apologize for is your continued inability to understand that ONLY the first three rolls matter, crits included.

You've been told numerous times.
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>>27053321
not at this rate.
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>>27053339
At 10xp? Yeah, too expensive while we have so many base stats and abilities to cover.
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>>27053317
Cosgrove seemed to up our luck the more 1s we rolled. We roll excessive 1s Cosgrove balances karma and the situation gets wacky.
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>>27053337
Okay, I understand. I just saw the 1 and freaked.
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>>27053362
Parker Luck is bad.
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>Grab and run
>DC13,result13-Success!

You pick up her game console laying nearby and hand it to her. You notice that the rain has begun to fall as she grabs it and you gently put a hand on her shoulder. Its hard to see, but you know you don’t have much time.

“We have to go, now.”

Your voice is gentle but urgent. As you pick her up, you think she might struggle, but she doesn’t resist- letting you carry her off. The rain has begun to pick up and its getting harder to see, but you keep going.

In the dark and rain, you barely catch it, her voice is so quiet and easily overpowered by nearby noises, but she stares up at you. “Who are you?”

>[ ]Respond?
>[ ]Take her home
>[ ]let her down, ask her what she’s like to do
>[ ]you’re safe now, you’re on your own.
>[ ]Write in
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>>27053370
Holy shit, are you me? I was literally about to make the exact same post.
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>>27053370
We better upgrade that luck then. Maybe we'll remember physics before somebody dies by neck-snap.
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Rolled 9

>>27053376
>>[ ]Take her home
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>>27053376
>>[ ]Respond?
Batman
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>>27053376
"Like I said... I'm Batman."
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>>27053376
>[ ]Lay her down somewhere public near her home, so she can easily find her way back.

If we take her directly home, she'll easily find out who we are.
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>>27053376

Didn't you hear me? I'm batman

Then set her down and ask her what she'd like to do
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>>27053300
>not reading the rules after a dozen quests
Namefag pls go
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>>27053376
>[x]Respond?

A friend
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>>27053416
I'll second this
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Just throwing this out there

Parker purge:
Cost: parker luck X2
Resets parker luck to 0
resets Spectacular points to 0
resets Experience points to 0
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>>27053376
>>[x]Take her home
"Not important. Get home."
Then she watches us enter next door and proceeds to hikki up terrible fanfiction about us.
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>>27053376
>let her down, ask her what she’s like to do
"Someone who doesn't want to hurt you.

Now, do you want me to take you to the police station so you can report what happened?"

If not, then bid her farewell, climb onto a roof, and circle around without the mask on.

Ask her if she's alright.
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>>27053376
We are wearing the same goddamn clothing as before. Are we fucking sure this is MJ?

"Really? You haven't recognized me yet? Come on let's get you home."
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>>27053376
>Respond
"A Friend."
>Take her ass home, and give her a speech about responsibility on the way.
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>>27053427
I think adding Parker Luck to rerolls is a crap mechanic. Spectacular Points are a reward for being lucky, so we're penalized for using our luck.
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>>27053376
"Just a guy..."
>Get her far enough away to a good part of town, conveniently sort of close to our place.
"Do you know you're way home from here?"
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>>27053445
Are you implying she's cared enough to closely examine us?
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>>27053445
Well it seems like her hair is constantly covering her eyes not to mention we just swept in like the wind to save her.
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>>27053376
>[ ]Take her home

While mumbling a string of expletives with "I'm the goddamn batman" mixed in there somewhere.

We haven't exactly changed our clothes. She'll figure out who we are quick enough.
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>>27053457
Rerolling a roll gives us Parker Luck. I think we're spending a SP to cancel that luck.
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>>27053397
Do you mean upgrade SP? Because Parker Luck is a universal constant, it can't be changed.
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>>27053454
Ladies and Gentlemen, got along with this vote if you want her to find out our secret identity.
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>>27053376
>[ ]Respond?
A concerned New Yorker.
Also seconding this >>27053416
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>>27053376
"It's me, Peter Parker. I've kinda been working out a little, y'know, filling out. Christ, I got really fucking lucky, I thought my heart was gonna burst right out of my chest for a second there. Don't go running around wherever you feel like. This is New York, lots of, you know, poor people. Anyway, let's get you home. Anne is probably worried sick."
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>>27053445

That's what I was thinking she can even see our hair..
So sounds like a plan.
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>>27053385
Yes, Yes I am.
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>>27053376
>>[x]Take her home

Whats that one saying from princess bride?
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>>27053376
>batman
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>>27053376
"You really shouldnt be out here at night on your own you know?"
>Boom, leaving Parker guilt

Eitherway, you know we're still wearing the same clothes we just have a cloth over out face, she's not stupid. Just take off the cloth, "Are you ok MJ? Spooked me when you ditched me at the arcade"
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>>27053376
Ask her where to drop her off and then drop her off there.

Trust me, it raises a lot of questions when you drop someone off at their house when you're not supposed to have been there before.
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>>27053376
Eh, aside from that initial kick, which we can just play off as not being as impressive, we haven't really done anything superhuman.

I mean we dodged the fuck out of Flash Thompson initially, so we could just tell her that eventually we learned how not to get hit.

Plus we'd have to make a very difficult roll to maintain deception, and it just doesn't feel worth it to me.
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>>27053445
This.
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>>27053473
No, we EARN a point of PL every time we reroll, meaning if we reroll a 1, our PL stays the same, because we gained 1 PL to negate 1 PL.

All at the cost of using a SP
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>>27053502
stop seconding your own post.
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>>27053475
Dude, she didn't see us do anything THAT amazing.

It was more luck than anything else.
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>>27053509
Thanks for clearing that up. I jumped into this in the middle. I read the story but skip the other posts.
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>>27053445
>>27053494
Here, two people, about the same idea.
Maybe see if she wants to do something else instead of going right home though, get her a new hoodie.
>>27053517
We're butting heads this thread arnt we?
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>>27053525
No I was referring to the fact that we're revealing that we know where she lives and giving her more chances to hear our voice and recognize it.
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>>27053525
Honestly, I just want to see if she goes "...Peter?" then we can respond by laughing awkwardly and saying something like "You caught me. Luckily I've been dodging bigger goons then them at school."
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>>27053481
I'm feeling this.

I mean are you guys prepared to have a Very Hard Fellowhip Roll to just run up to her out of breath going "I've been looking all over for you, are you okay? What's that, a masked stranger wearing the exact same clothes I am just saved you? Gee willikers, I wish I didn't miss that."
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>>27053555
I don't, I want to drag as few people into this as possible.
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>>27053534
So you know then, the rules and our current character sheet's pastebins are linked in the opening post. Not to be too much of an ass, but it's pretty useful to read through those.
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>>27053553
I'm just saying that she has no reason to think that we're Spider-Man just because we're pretty agile.

Especially because in our one and only appearance, the only thing we did was break windows and shoot web.
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With a this fighting about MJ, made me dearly miss Qwen.
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>>27053376
"An ally of Justice. A warrior from hell. So you know... Batman or whatever."
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>>27053376
"You're date. Whom you may recall ditching."
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>>27053573
Yeah, I get that, and what I'm saying is that magically nowing her adress as well as giving her more chances to recognize our voice isn't going to help.
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>these three to four idiots who keep wanting to blurt out our secret identity
Ya let me know how that sort of thing usually goes.
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>>27053567
People? Reading? And understanding the them?

You're funny as hell man.
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>writing
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>>27053589
Dude, we're wearing the same clothes and shit, and we don't even have a hood on. She's going to recognize us unless we've somehow developed Super-Hypnosis.
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>>27053525
She watched us dive-kick off a rooftop onto a guy's back.

"You know my name. You've never known ~me~, but you know my name." --Pull off the cloth mask-- "Let's get you home. And if anyone asks what happened, a kind stranger saved us both. Not one word to May or Ben about this, got it?"
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>>27053553
I don't see why we need to keep our identity secret from her.

We didn't do anything obviously superhuman. All we did was sneak attack a guy, then trip some thugs and run away. Thats perfectly possible for a normal person to accomplish with a bit of luck.

Maybe if she knows it was us, she'll stop acting like a goddamn bitch to us all the time. There is no downside to being on good terms with your neighbors.
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>>27053603
Also, make me a very easy(+4) fellowship roll. 1d20+6,DC14.
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>>27053589
No I mean if she knows Peter Parker was the one who saved her, she won't think that that means we must also be Spider-Man.

Especially since we never actually fought anyone as Spider-Man.
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I'm Peter Parker, a few days ago I help foil that crimspree by the Black Cat infront of the media. My father was killed by Oscorp for the secrets he had, which he passed off to me before dying.

I also got bit by a radioactive spider when visiting Oscorp along with my friend Gwen Stacy, who's the daughter of the police chief.

My measurements are...
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Rolled 7 + 6

>>27053614
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Rolled 6 + 6

>>27053614
Spider-Friendship, GO!
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Rolled 7 + 6

>>27053614
>very easy
You won't fool me, Cos.
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>27053614
>very easy
Lets see what TEEGEE DICE have to say about that!
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Rolled 9 + 6

>>27053614
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>27053614
>Fairly easy.
Not tonight its not
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>>27053619
>>27053624
>>27053625
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
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Rolled 20 + 6

>>27053614
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>>27053619
>>27053624
>>27053625
Two 13s and a 12. But it isn't all bad, at least we avoided this. >>27053626
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>>27053637
WRENLOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT!
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>>27053619
>>27053624
>>27053625
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>>27053626
Bullshit.
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>>27053594
>Ya let me know how that sort of thing usually goes.
There is no "secret identity" We're wearing the same clothes, we're recognizable, the top of our head is still the same for fuck's sake, we didn't do anything "super" except fall off a building ont a guy and then run like hell away from three guys. Don't lie for the sake of lying.
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>>27053635
We avoided the critfail. That's a win.
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>>27053626
Why weren't you earlier? ;_;
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>>27053612
A secret is better kept the less people know, wanting to keep people who can't fight the stuff we do out of it, plausible deniability, you can't unreveal a secret, but you can reveal one later all spring to mind.
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>>27053619
>>27053625
Can only failing by one mean she's just a little freaked out?
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>>27053652
No. It's just less of a loss.
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>>27053660
Nope.
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>>27053660
We did only fail by 1-2 points.
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>>27053651
So? If she can figure it out on her own, let her figure it out then. Having mild mannered Peter Parker come out of nowhere and act like Superman is going to set off some warning signals in the future.
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>>27053697
Who says we're mild mannered?

We weren't that at all to her.
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>>27053659
WHAT SECRET?

Its only a secret if we're doing Spiderman stuff. We didn't do any Spiderman stuff. We did Peter Parker stuff, which just happened to involve scuffling with some punks then running away.
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So I guess we up the number of people who know we're Spider-man to 2 then?

ah well, could be worse. At least we didn't get an serious wounds that would require hospitalization or a trip to the ER and possibly blow our cover even more.

And MJ is safe.

despite all the critfails.
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>>27053758
Not sure it could be worse, we failed the "keep this a secret ok" roll.
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>>27053659
Ah, yes, we certainly cannot let her know that the legendary superhero Peter Parkour is actually us, Peter Parker.

If the girl next door were to realize that Peter Parkour and Peter Parker were actually the same person, then everyone we know and love would surely explode into bloody chunks in an instant.
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>>27053758
...How does she know we're Spider-Man?

We only went out one time where we broke a window, tripped Black Cat, bitched about money, and then leaped back out the window.
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>>27053789
We also shot web.
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>>27053775
Or we could have just failed to stop her from crying since this whole situation is rather traumatizing.
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>Batman
>DC14,result 13-minimal failure
>You know who I am
>Take her home

You look down at her, trying to disguise your voice. “Like I said- I’m Batman.”

She seems to be snapping out of shock because she’s looking more irate, like usually as she sees through your bluff. “Who are you, really now?”

You look down at her with a raised eyebrow. “You know who I am.”

You take off the cloth covering your face as her eyes widen in surprise. “…Peter?”

You nod, adjusting her in your arms. “Now, let’s get you home.”

You navigate the way home through the storms, soaked to the bone, as you carry Mary Jane. Eventually you arrive at the door and set her down. She leans on you for a second, steadying herself, before you open the door and lead her in as she tries to keep her hoodie shut, easier as it seems to cling to her form now. Anna and Aunt May are in the living room, as is your uncle as they wait by the phone as their eyes, as one, turn to the two of you.

Aunt May and and Anna Watson seem to be in shock. “Peter?! Mary Jane?! What happened?!”

>[ ]Tell the truth
>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
>[ ]Write in
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>>27053710
Compared to jumping off roofs and beating the shit out of people, I'd say we are.

>>27053720
>>27053789
You're assuming we never will, that's the point. Revealing that we're capable and willing to do that kind of reckless shit will arouse suspicions in the future if we decide to become a superhero.

>>27053776
What I'm saying is that if it becomes an issue in the future, we can't take it back, on the other hand, we can reveal our identity at a late date.
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>>27053800
We tripped her -with- the web.

But yes, we made JJJ's floor kind of sticky as well.
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>>27053789
It doesn't matter if she knows we're spiderman. What matters is whether Norman Osborn somehow hears about this, like say his son passing on something he heard in school.
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>>27053805
>[x]Let Mary Jane tell them
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>>27053776
true that anon number 27053789, true that.
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>>27053805
>Let Mary Jane tell them

Also is our Spider-Sense STILL going off?

Because what is the deal with that.
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>>27053805
Let MJ do the telling
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>>27053813
Well disregard my post.
>>27053826
Yeah, and the more people who know the secret the harder it is to keep, and the more likely it is to leak.
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>>27053805
>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
"Ball's in your court, 'Tiger.'"
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>>27053835
MJ is clearly a witch, and her Wiccan powers are interfereing with our Spider Sense.
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>27053805
>[ ]Tell the half truth
Tell them MJ almost got attacked right when you found her then you grabbed her & took off. They don't need to know about the rider kick.
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>>27053805
>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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>>27053857
Perhaps.

It definitely doesn't seem to have anything to do with her feelings.

Unless deep down she has a mental loop of "I wish everything around me dropped dead"
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>>27053805
>>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them
Always Be Delegating. This way, if she lies, and our guardians don't believe her, we can get out of responsibility. But, if she lies, and our guardians do believe her, we snake by successfully.
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>>27053857
I GOT IT. She somehow generates bad luck, and our Spider Sense is trying to war us to keep the hell away from her, or else we'll catch more Parker Luck!
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>>27053805
>>[x]Write in

"MJ ran into some thugs, so I grab her and got out there as fast as we could."

Lets not out right lie, but lets not tell the whole truth. like how we drop off a building to kick some thug face and tried to beat up the rest. remember, half-truths.
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>>27053805
We briefly got separated while I was getting food. MJ was assaulted but luckily managed to escape. We should probably have her come down to the precinct and give a description in the morning.
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>>27053932
>waiting to file a report
NOPE
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>>27053932
Yeah, that's a good way to get George Stacey's attention!
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>>27053910
Heh, that would only be true if cosgrove made all the Pl we generate around MJ stick with her so it only affects us directly when she's around. Still screws over our family and friends though.
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>>27053805

Let Mary Jane tell them
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>>27053971
>>27053990
While we shouldn't volunteer, do you really want to pressure her into not telling anyone?
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The only point of deception at this stage is to hide "oh no bad shit happened!" not "oh no I hit a dude in the head and ran like hell!" For fuck's sakes, just because we're a wannabe superhero doesn't mean we have to lie literally all the time.

Remember, we're 17. How do you think everybody's going to react when they found out MJ nearly got assaulted?
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>>27054006
She probably won't want to file a report either. Just don't mention it, period.
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>>27054006
I'm not saying we shouldn't tell anyone. The problem is waiting to file the report. The longer you wait the less likely it is anything will come of it.
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>>27054006
Just tell her not to mention us, simple.

>>27053997
What if she emits bad luck like radiation, and it's slowly building up in our bodies?

The point I'm trying to make is that Parker Luck will make our hair fall out.
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>>27054021
I think she definitely got assaulted.

She nearly got something much worse.
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Tomorrow is still the weekend right?

Or is today Sunday?
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>>27054081
depends. Which time zone are you in?
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>>27054095
I meant In-Quest.
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>>27054042
The funny part is that black cat eventually does leak bad luck.
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>>27054042
>make our hair fall out.
So what you're saying is that if we build up enough PL, we unlock our full power and turn into Onepunch Man? Cool, we can hang out with Squirrel Girl and become the strongest superhero couple in the universe.
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>>27054134
Indeed. That belt buckle is awesome!
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>>27054098
No indication which day today is after a ctrl+f for saturday or sunday on the last thread. I might narrow it down if we know what day we met the priest guy (which was a yesterday).

Mind if I ask where this particular line of questioning is headed?
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>>27054253
I assume just seeing how much weekend we have left so we can do things like network and/or build.
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>>27054253
I'm wondering if MJ will have to go to her first day of being at a new school right after what happened tonight, or if there's a day for her to breathe, and for us to talk to her about things in a non-antagonistic matter.
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>>27054277
Oh and maybe build at least some of our costume.

The Pants and Gloves can't be THAT hard, can they?
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>[ ]Let Mary Jane tell them

You look over at Mary Jane. “You go ahead and tell them, but first can we get some towels? We’re both soaked like drowned rats.”

There’s a scuffle and before you know it, you’re both covered in, large fluffy towels as Mary Jane begins talking, her voice quiet. “Well, Peter was showing me around. Neither of us got along well all things considered, but he decided to take me to an arcade because he thought I’d have fun there- we played some games and after he beat me, I walked out-upset. I thought I could get home, but I got lost and some guys started tailing me.

“I-I tried to lose them in an alley, but they caught up to me. They said they would do things to me, so I tried to fight back and bit one of them on the arm. Then they got angry and tore my hoodie. It was dark and then Peter knocked them away- they didn’t notice him in the dark. While they were struggling to get up, he grabbed me and we ran as it rained. It took a little while but he led me home.

“It’s my fault, had I acted better, this never would have happened. I’m sorry, everyone.”

Gwen tells the story, and though her quiet voice is full of emotion, her eyes remain dull- that look of disinterest and spite in them. It’s unnerving, reminding you of your spider sense that still seems to go off. It takes a while but eventually a cop comes by and takes your statements.

The night wraps up and Mary Jane is led upstairs by her Aunt as you’re escorted home by your Aunt and Uncle. When you get inside, Uncle Ben pats you on the shoulder. “Things might not have gone well, but I’m proud of you, Peter. You’ve grown into a upstanding young man I’m proud to call my nephew.”

You give them a grateful smile as you head upstairs it get changed into some dry clothes. It’s Saturday night and you still have some time left.

>[ ]Go to bed early
>[ ]Work on costume
>[ ]Watch Tv
>[ ]Get a snack
>[ ]Write in
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>>27054314
>>[ ]Work on costume
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>>27054314
>>[ ]Work on costume
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>>27054314
>The night wraps up and Mary Jane is led upstairs by her Aunt as you’re escorted home by your Aunt and Uncle. When you get inside, Uncle Ben pats you on the shoulder. “Things might not have gone well, but I’m proud of you, Peter. You’ve grown into a upstanding young man I’m proud to call my nephew.”
Man, Uncle Ben praise should totally lower Parker Luck. It's like the Holy Grail of Spiderman rewards.
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>>27054314
>Gwen tells the story
I think you meant MJ
>[ ]Work on costume
We botched it last night might as well try again. What could go wrong?
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>>27054314
Can we just ask Aunt May and Uncle Ben what happened to Mary Jane that made her live here again?

Because it seems like something happened to her.

Something REALLY bad.

Maybe that would allow us to better understand her.
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>>27054345
You really want to tempt fate again tonight?
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>>27054314
Work on costume... We need a mask we can carry around.
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>>27054314
Can we go to the library and do some more planning/research for the Oscorp heist?
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>>27054314
>turn on the news for awhile.
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>>27054314
Can we... can we get a snack and bring it down to the workshop to do costume stuff?
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>>27054314
That kinda makes sense. It's a lot better than 'herpderp walk into an alley' that I previously though.

>>27054360
Silly anon, things can't go *right* for Spider-Man, they can only get worse.
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>>27054314

work on costume
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>>27054314
>[ ]Work on costume

SEE? SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE ACT NICE AND GO GOOD STUFF? UNCLE BEN BECOMES PROUD OF US, THATS WHAT! HELL YEAH!

Also, amusing typo there.
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>>27054361
...shit, you're right.

My bad.
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>>27054314
Sign up for some goddamn martial arts lessons so we don't accidentally kill someone if we ever actually get into a fight.
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>>27054404
I still don't think martial arts for normal people would be effective.
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>>27054399
All to heighten the emotional impact of his death Anon.
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>>27054314

Yeah, before we go work on our costume, ask the two of them why Mary Jane moved back in?
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>>27054362
I mean I'm thinking not just a messy divorce, but also abuse.

The kind of abuse that gets you put in jail for a long time.
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>>27054314
Lets work on some electronics.
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>>27054362

I'd like to see if Aunt May and Uncle Ben know anything either. We may not like MJ that much, but a childish bully going to this.. something's pretty wrong there.

Don't press it too much, but she is a relative of Aunt May's friend. If something bad happens this could affect her in some way.

Barring some life changing revelation, go ahead and work on the costume after that.
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>>27054425
Maybe, but if we learn the science behind it we can probably start developing our own techniques. Remember, we can bench something like 2 tons (I assume metric) right now, so we kind of need to learn not to overthrow our punches.
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If we roll a 1 for suicide, does that mean we become invincible? Since parker luck helps our foes against ourselves, would we get a parkerluck bonus for trying to commit harikari?

Hypothetically of course.
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>>27054314
>[ ]Write in
Seconding asking Aunt May and Uncle Ben why MJ isn't the MJ Peter remembers (while munching on a snack).

>>27054362
>>27054439
>>27054476
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>>27054485

You absolutely know we'd roll three 20s in a row for that.
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>>27054492
I wonder what's her mutant power?
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>>27054440
So... MJ is basically Amber from Shortpacked/DoA sans Amazi-Girl?

Jeez.
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>>27054538
giving us Parker Luck every time we're near her
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>>27054540
What makes you think she ISN'T Amazi-girl?
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>>27054540
>shitpacked
Pretentiousness and privilege checking at it's best. Almost sinfest level.
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>>27054404
Actually ww should study gymnastics.
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I wonder if Gwen came near Mary Jane, would Gwen's Spider Sense also tingle?

Or is it because we instinctively regard Mary Jane as an enemy, sort of like how the Symbiotes are immune to Spider Sense because we regard them as ourselves.

Too bad Gwen's too busy not talking to us so we can find out.
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>>27054362
Do. This. Now!
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>>27054524
Use Spectacular Points for a reroll, which we got from rolling 20's in the first place.

It's foolproof!
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>>27054578
Damn, that is something we need to test.

I wish Gwen would stop being all not-talky.
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>>27054566
>Pretentiousness and privilege checking at it's best. Almost sinfest level.
Let's not say things we can't take back.
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>>27054570
... You have to practice gymnastics. Studying it isn't going to make you better at it.
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>>27054601
>I wish Gwen would stop being all not-talky.
Maybe we should have thought of that before we acted like a greedy dick in JJJ's office and/or before we snogged Black Cat mere hours after admitting we like Gwen.
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>>27054314
"Thank you, Uncle Ben. But.... No more surprises OK? No more blind dates, no more meddling. I don't need this kind of stress in my life right now. And tell Aunt May that we're going to have a serious talk sometime soon."

>[ ] Work on costume. I suggest the Spider Man The End costume. Pic related.
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>>27054658
Look he made a deal, and we never said anything about letting Black Cat go free.

We just said "well she's already caught so if I don't get any money, why would I stick around?"

Also Black Cat came on to us. Just because she's probably a woman doesn't mean she wasn't the sexual aggressor.
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>>27054658
Gwen knew we needed the money and we caught Black Cat and handed her over to the cops.
As far as "snogging" goes; considering our age and how hard she came at us and forced herself on us we didn't do too bad for ourselves.
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>>27054680
THIS, SO FUCKING MUCH!
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>>27054622
I am a retard. Still it would be a good idea to practice moving in 3 dimension.
Martial arts is designed for people at near or on the ground
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>>27054362
>Serial Killer with the focus on red isn't Cletus Cassidy, but is instead MJ's father.
>Or, MJ's father IS Cletus Cassidy. We then struggle to avoid a Goblin/Hobgoblin legacy scenario. And fail.

....This is why I hate horror stories. My mind is too goodat them.
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>>27054685
>so if I don't get any money, why would I stick around?
And then we got out money
And we didn't stick around
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>>27054680
Yeah, lets make the uniform Spider-Man wears when he dies. That's a good omen.
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>>27054680
My thoughts as well.

I think it meets the description of a fairly basic costume while still being both durable and kind of flashy (check dat custom jacket).

Kind of weird that we'd start with the Last, but it's a good fucking costume.
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>>27054701
Or MJ has a split personality as was suggested earlier.
New universes are fun.
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>>27054680
I agree fully with this post.
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>>27054699
Swimming, dude. Especially deep-diving. 3-D movement, full body workout, operating in limited visibility where we have to trust our other senses under pressure. And Peter's body is totally primed for Spider-Otter-Mode.
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>>27054709
Hey it's also what he wore when he went full Punisher, and just started straight-up murdering villains.
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>>27054708
Why should we have stuck around?

She was handcuffed and in police custody. We had no reason to stay after that point, because we assumed the esteemed NYPD would be competent enough not to let her instantly escape.

We were wrong about that, but its hardly our fault.

We've been over this a couple times now.
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>>27054732
Yeah I love AUs. Just the fact that she's a shut-in is a nice twist on the old formula.
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>>27054755
I love the uniform, I really do, but it's definitely a "Bad End" uniform.
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>>27054712
Oh while I agree with the costume, I don't agree with giving Ben and May a hard time right now.

I mean come on.
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>>27054712
>Kind of weird that we'd start with the Last, but it's a good fucking costume.
It is. It's the kind of thing Spidey would have worn had he been created later, instead of in the 'all heroes must wear the colors of the flag no matter what' days. And it's functional. There's room there for armored padding (especially if our webbing has serious tensile strength and can be packed into gel-packs with some corn starch and water for impact dissipation), the jacket can be reversible for quick changes into civie clothes, and there's pockets to actually carry stuff in.
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>>27054755
...What the fuck is Wolverine doing on this page, acting like he has the right to judge ANYONE for ANYTHING.
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>>27054749
That makes a lot of sense.
We wouldn't quite get the same feel for our movement, but it could definitely work.
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>>27054828
....Man I hope Kaine kills Kraven
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>>27054851
Don't we all?
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>>27054851
Are you talking about the current Scarlet Spider arc? Because that picture is Peter.
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>>27054828
This page annoys the hell out of me for too many reasons.
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>>27054828
Looking kind of familiar Peter...
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>>27054810
Plus constantly wearing our costume under our clothes?

That can't be good for the skin, because spandex doesn't breathe, does it?
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>>27054870
yes I am
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>>27054828
How in the hell is this professional comic design?
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>>27054894
As someone who was a Universal Spider-Man actor for a spell... no it does not. No body suit really does.
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>>27054680
Personally, I like the Ghost Spider costume.
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>>27054895
I kinda hope he doesn't. We need a good Spider out there somewhere.
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>>27054949
Always remember /tg/
That deep deep down in all of us... there is a skeleton just waiting to burst out.
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>>27054894
>>27054922
buy some god dam corn starch, and treat it like a gimp suite
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>>27054977
... I do not have a gimp suit, but maybe I can ask my wife how she treats he leathers?
... except wait no; they're all pleather for easy cleaning.
I have no idea what you're getting at; and I'm pretty sure you putt corn starch on anything and put it on your body you're going to end up it a sticky white film or at least a lot of crumbles.
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>Work on Costume
>Ask about Mary Jane
>Snack

There’s still time for you to get some work done on your costume, so you should do that. Before that, however, you should get a snack. You head downstairs and go to the kitchen. Seems like Uncle Ben’s upstairs, but Aunt May is in the kitchen, making tea.

You have the opportunity, so you should ask about this- its been bugging you. “Hey, Aunt May, can I ask you a question?”

Aunt May pours herself a cup of tea and sits down at the table, gesturing for you to join her. “Of course, Peter. What is it?”

“What made Mary Jane move back in? Not only that, but.. She’s very different from the Mary Jane I remember.”

Aunt May grows pensive before nodding. “I probably shouldn’t tell you- it isn’t my place. But I asked Anna that myself. There was trouble with her family- her father, Philip- Anna’s brother. We has a professor, you see. But, as the years went on the relationship between him and his family… soured. He became a cruel man, abusive. It took years to get Medeline, Mary Jane’s mother to admit to it.

“But by then… the damage was already done. Madeline and Mary Jane tried to live on their own, but as the years went on, Madeline’s health declined. She just passed away a little while ago, actually. With her father never allowed to be near her by court order- there was only two places to go- Anna’s home or a foster family.”

Aunt May lifts her tea and looks into it, looking old and weary. “That’s why I wanted you to go today, Peter. I wanted you to help Mary Jane out of the shell she was in. I didn’t want to say anything beforehand because you didn’t really like Mary Jane, and I didn’t want you only to spend time with her out of pity- she deserves better than that.”

>(1/2)
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>>27055049
Aunt May sets down her teacup and looks at you. “More importantly, there’s another matter I need to discuss with you. I know you’ve overheard that we’ve had a few problems with Bills, Peter and you’ve emptied out your funds you’ve been saving for your car. I appreciate what you want to do, but Ben’s just gotten a raise, its why he’s been working so much lately, and they won’t be an issue anymore.

“That money is yours and neither Ben nor I will accept it. You should save it and use if, if not on a car, then something like your college funds. I know we should be more direct with you Peter and that our subterfuge has hurt you- so I decided to go ahead and tell you.”

She finishes her tea and washes out the cup before walking over to you and giving you a kiss on the forehead. “I love you, Peter. You might not be our son, but we’ve raised you like it nevertheless. I’m proud of you.”

She gets up and goes over to a cabinet and opens it, revealing their safe, before opening it and pulling out something- a sealed envelope. She hands it to you with a sad look.

“Your mother and father gave this to me before they left on that ill-fated plane trip. They said to give it to you when I thought you were mature enough. So, I’m giving it to you, Peter.”

She hands it to you and heads towards the doorway, looking back. “I’ll head to bed so you can have some privacy, Peter. Try to get some sleep, dear.”

You look down at the envelope. From your parents?

You grab your snack and head down to the basement, where you originally planned to work on your costume. You lock the door behind you and head downstairs.

>[ ]Open the envelope
>[ ]Eat snack
>[ ]Work on costume
>[ ]Write in
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>>27055067
>open the envelope

Hello computer password.
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>>27055067
>[ ]Open the envelope
did somebody say MYSTERY BOX?
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