We are now using a consensus based approach to decision making to encourage more thought out courses of action, and give more detailed posts a chance to contribute.If OP asks for a roll, the next roll, unattached or linked to the request, will be used.
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Assets:Mega-Brothel20 Warrior catgirls, 30 at brothel10 catgirl skeletons, 60 in city80 mercenaries at cityElyria the pregnant DryadDaya the Alpha Female Minotaur (MIA)Katya the Neko AssassinThree SuccubiOne Blue-Slime girlImm the Immortal LoliThree AlraunesBonuses:+2 Bonesmithy+2 Fleshsmithy+2 Raising the Dead
Oh snap, it's Mr. Bone's is back.Have we tried animating the fellow prisoners skeletons yet (inside them
>>26985242dark energy a key and open up
>>26985761http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/26901037/#q26904680>Rolled 8>"Gentlemen, I'm sure you've enjoyed your stay here but I'm afraid I have a use for you">Animate their (living) skeletons inside them. But give them free will and don't do anything yet, so it doesn't look suspicious.>"And remember, not a peep. If I want you to talk, I'll animate your mouth like a puppet"
Rolled 8>>26985814Sounds like a good plan. I second this.Maybe a better roll would help
>>26985844It would indeed help.One internal skeletal animation coming right up
Rolled 7>>26985933>One bloody skeletonWell that's not good. Someone's going to notice. Actually, that could be usefull.I've got a plan.Have the skeleton dismember and fall to pieces. Telekinetically pull the small bones through the bars of the cage, and reassemble outside. Then have it try to pick apart the locks.
Even supposing we get out, capture a mermaid, how are we gonna escape or find our way home?We could be miles away from the beach.
Rolled 19>>26985933rip the cages apart with magic
>>26986012Or we could wait and ambush the next guard who tries to open the cage.
>>26986112Forget my plan. Excellent roll, I'm with this.
>>26986129Please don't choose based on dice rolls or I will have to request rolls after the action to keep things fair.
Gonna wait a bit for some more support/discussion
>>26986183Oh alright, but can we let it go just this once?
>>26986195You might have to wait awhile, it's a little early than usual and the threads still young.Just keep tabs to see if anything new comes up.
>>26986245Of course. Watching breaking bad and obsessing over the Rome II release in the meantime
Rolled 20>>26986451take there minds have them free our bone men and whip out whats left of these fools (genocide time)
>>26986451I suggest animation of their skeletons too. Speaking of which, last thread we discussed probable collection of male monsters as a bartering chip in case we need to strike a deal with female monsters.That being said, our brothel is far to male/lesbian oriented.Anyone has another plan or cares to roll for this action, be my guess.
>>26986554From this point onwards actions will be seperate from rolls. I see that this will become a problem otherwise.Only rolls after a request will be counted.This nat 20 counts, however.
Rolled 11>>26986554>>26986112ha both my rolls>>26986597I have changed the rules of this world I feel so powerful !
>>26986554>>26986588These are similar yes?I approve of collecting males. For the mermen, we could have a pool with glass windows to watch hot underwater inter-species sex.We'd make quite the extra profit on porn.
>>26986651> we could have a pool with glass windows >our own personal mermaid sex TV>with trap door to other monsters gals and dudes for shits and gigglesWe need to make note of that for later.
>>26986960I'm tempted to have them just swim us out to shoreBut dat mermaid handmaiden and merqueen. Also the amulet.Also, hows our underwater breathing doing? I suggest we "refill" on the mindless merzombies just really quick in case we're unable to later. Wouldn't even need a scene.
>>26986960free the rest of the breeders make them into bone men have the mer women leave and report every thing taken care of time to rampage!
>>26987021>Wouldn't even need a scene.You don't quite get how this works yet do you?
Rolled 13>>26987055Hypnosex. Hypnosex is nice.Have you ever heard of body control? Where the person sees and feels what's going on and can talk, but can't move a muscle without your control.
>>26987101It sounds terribly lewd!God forbid someone were to take advantage of that position!
>>26987101>>26987021I second these.We refil ourselves and the men on breath potion.
How about this?You include "Quest" in your thread's subject or I kick your teeth down your throat.
>>26987235You have a scroll wheel for a reason.I forgot.
Ok refill is decided, what about which door to burst through? Two doors to the north on opposite walls, one behind you to the south-east
>>26987342Does it really make a difference when we don't know what's on the outside?I pick the one door.
>>26987235eat a bag of dicks bitch about every 40k thread needing 40k in the subject line? or MTG? fuck no go fuck your self your the worst part of summer >>26987342>south-east
>>26987401Well the guards came from the north-west door, and the other two doors are completely unknown. You could make a decision based on that information.
>>26987442In that case go north-west.Might be more prisoners to free.We'll make of riot this place, just like Alliance town.
>>26987477Attempt to give back a little control, so she remembers who she is and why she doesn't want to fuck you.And then body control sex.
>>26987522Support needed for this otherwise we go straight for the north-western door.
>>26987598We can't do both?We'll save that idea for later. I vote door.
>>26987771rip off the amulet and mind take her
Rolled 5>>26987822This should require a sneak rollStep aside guys, I got this
>>26987863>that rollNo you don't.>>26987771Methinks now would be a wonderful time for body control, and breaking in our new property. We could even manipulate her mouth later and waltz right out of this place.
>>26987863why? have our bones holder down and gag her with a bone arm
>>26987863Thread is a little unpopulated so I'm going to go ahead and grab this
>>26987919Never mind. Keep discussing
>>26987911She could be wearing the amulet. Could be a problem.That said, taking control of the queen herself would be a tremendous advantage. We'd have complete control of the kingdom and instead of negations, we'll make our own terms to our every advantage.Necromancer King of the sea, fancy that title.
>>26987916yea holder down and take what we want ;)(her shines and mind)
>>26987911>>26987951I vote we rip the medal, and then skeleton body control and possibly that sex loyalty thing we did with Daya and Elyria. Then later dictate through her own voice our demands.
>>26987919Hey, I kinda have a suggestion, to avoid decision making based on rolls... We should decide what course fo action to take and then you should ask for teh first roll. IS someone posts a good suggestion but rolls a critfail, people may try to pretend it was a bad idea, y'know? And then only high-rolling ideas would get pushed. And I bet you can see why that's bad.
>>26988004I like this.We create a consensus. Then like the old rules, the first evens roll or the third odd roll is taken.Makes things exiting, diverse, and fun.
>>26988004>>26986554>From this point onwards actions will be seperate from rolls. I see that this will become a problem otherwise.Only rolls after a request will be counted.This nat 20 counts, however.
>>26987995Seconding.She'd probably have a advantage underwater combat against us. To call our guards would be too conscpicuous. We need magic for this, but get the amulet off
>>26987995Alright roll motherfuckers.
Rolled 5>>26988194I call upon the dice gods!
>>26988238>>26988226>>26987863it was destined to be 5
>>26988389Snap out of it, call backup
>>26988459This. Bring in the grunts and subdue her. Then take our sweet time in mindbreaking her.
Alright you want to yell for the minions?
>>26988830More like, psychically call for them, since mind control and whatnot. Ideally the matriarch has a skeleton tap her on the shoulder, and when she turns around WHAPOW!
>>26988881>psychic callGood fucking call. I was worried you were going to just shout and make her kill you the fuck dead.
>>26988925Oh lord no. I feel like if we're commanding our undead (and slighty less undead) servants to do something, it will be mentally, unless it's to a skeleton manservant. We can physically say "Fetch me a cup of tea," but everything else, mental.
We have like 15 dudes, and couldn't she call her whole army down on us?And what wit that amulet, we woulnd't be able to use magic.
>>26989135We're fucked. In every single way.Shit, the only thing I can think of is. . . no we're screwed.
>>26989135I've got one last crazy plan.We animate our own skeleton inside.No hear me out, flesh is weak. Her charms are making our very body rebel against us. But if we animate our skeleton, and move in for the kiss, even if our body falls victim our bones will yank the amulet out of her neck while she's distracted.
>>26989176Wait a second, what if we say the command word for the amulet? Do we remember what the word for 'home' was? Let's try saying that and see if it teleports the queen to 'home.'
>>26989221She's wearing it though. I don't think it'll listen to us.>>26989206Now THAT's thinking like an unrecognized genius.
>>26989206Chances are we have to roll for that, and with our luck...Just NO
>>26989135Ok if I got that right, human slaves are gone but there's still one skellington? If not, oh well, we do look kind of fucked. Perhaps a desperate attack with our bladehand is in order.
>>26989268Skeleton is grappling with the loyal guard.You are alone with the Queen.
>>26989268We could always go in for the kiss, and then bladearm in the gut.
>>26989287If we go in for the kiss, we're done for.The animate our own skeleton would be the only way to give us a snowballs chance, but gods help us if we'd risk such a thing on our luck.
Decide on the final action, I will determine if it requires a roll or not.
So far I've got:Go for the kiss, possess on skeletonCall the Amulet's Home commandGo in for kiss, bone her in the gut.
>>26989206We could try our arm, instead of the whole body. It'd be worth the risk.Don't we already have a bone arm?
I just don't understand why you think that if we can't control our arm normally, we'd be able to magically control it, especially with an anti-magic amulet hanging around.
>>26989330>Go for the kissNot unless we make sure we'd get out of that with our mind>possess on skeletonHer's or ours? I don't think we can get to hers with the amulet. Can we?>Call the Amulet's Home command intact.Be funny if it lands us right here in her palace.>bone her in the gut.And lose such a valuable prize? I recommend somehow getting her unconscious.
>>26989361It'd be more like a mini-servant. Having a mind of it's own with given orders to snatch the amulet. Independant from our own mind.Like how our skeletons minions still work even when we're under mind control.
>>26989366> I recommend somehow getting her unconscious.I'm all ears, Anon. What's your plan?Because I'm having enough trouble trying to come up with a plan that leaves us alive.
>>26989366*with our mind intact
>>26989330Imma vote on kiss, bone in the gut.>the knife goes in, the guts come out
>>26989382Oh wow. Alien hand syndrome basically? I... But what happens after we grab the amulet? We'll still be fucking the mermaid.
>>26989366Possess own skeleton to overcome the kiss possession. This depends on the nature of her kiss power.She is wearing the amulet so calling her home might affect her. Depends on whether the amulet will listen to you.bone her in the gut. Depends whether you can do it before the kiss/momentarily resist it.
>>26989408Maybe then order it to slap our face and punch us in the dick? Should wake us up.
>>26989445I hate to say it, but this sounds like the best plan.
>>26989462>tranced>fucking>arm is independent>Grabs the amulet>MQ "Nope">Smash/holds it.Now what?
>>26989462That's one of the most convoluted plans I've ever heard. Still, yeah, it's the best. Now someone should write all of that up.
>>26989445Can't think of anything worth shit right now, so I'll go with this.Oh well, if we lose our skelley arm we can just find another to attach it with.
>>26989500>That's one of the most convoluted plans I've ever heard.That means it'll work fine for us.
>>26989497Then we roll to fuck our way out of it?We've done it before.
>>26989533Holy shit we are going to critfail and die
Okay.>Posses skeleton arm "when we go for the kiss, grab the amulet, and get us to stop fucking">Go for the kiss. Willingly. This should surprise her.>Arm rips amulet>Then injure her>Then mind control with all our might.Sound good?
i hate the idea of our life being determined by a fucking rollwe have been so unlucky
Oh god I can't wait to write this.
>>26989565Conversely we're one of the luckiest motherfuckers out there.We're alive to tell the tale aren't we? And we have a monster brothel.
>>26989551>Holy shit we are going to critfail and dieYes, Anon, this has been our destiny from the very start. It's always been our doom to critfail and die, and it is bound to happen sooner or later. But it may not be this day.
Final call. Link to your preferred action.
>>26989555Yeah, and this trips can never fail LET's DO THIS
>>26989555Okay, who's going to call upon the dice gods this time?I ain't taking the bullet for this one.
>>26989652Let's do it>>26989555LEEEEEEEROY
Now requesting the fateful roll.
>>26989673Neither am I! Last thread I rolled three 3s in a row.
>>26989555Do it.You know what would've been useful earlier when she was sleeping? Isn't the lamia part snake? We should've brought a vial of venom or something, just enough to incapacite someone or something.
Rolled 3>>26989680And so it ends.
Don't make me roll myself.The dice gods do not take kindly to OP rolls.
>>26989714No amount of virgin sacrifices will ever appease the dice god's wrath toward us.
So what do you guys want to play next time? I was thinking rogue would be cool.
>>26989714Well, at least we can all agree that our death was long overdue.
>>26989772How about a dryad
here is your friendly reminder to put "quest" in subject field so it can be filtered all the way to hell.
>>26989858Man I love how mad people get about quests.
Goddamnit OP how long does it take to write "u ded"?
>>26989874To be fair, Anon, we're probably not dead. OPs probably writing something like "Oh shit bitch, better get a crit or you ded."
>>26989874We get a gratituitous death sex snuff scene don't we?"And nothing was seen from him ever again, save for a lone bony hand creeping out the ocean floor.It tries to steal jewelry and punch people having sex"
>>26989891I lold. I would be okay with that as our legacy.
>>26989891STAB people having sex.
>>26989858Here is your friendly reminder that we don't careAre you upset?
>>26989874>>26989886The ride never ends.THE RIDE CAN NEVER END!
>>26989789Oh man. >You are the dryad daughter of a powerful necromancer>What do?
His death is highly dignified and warrants a careful attention to detail.And by that I mean he mindfucked to death.
>>26989920With our skeleton hand compatriot and aunti immortal, having to live up our fathers legacy.do it!
>>26989940Is he okay?
HIGHLIGHTS REEL INCOMINGTHREAD MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy61r3Qkm6oTHANKS FOR PLAYING
>>26989940Rest in peace Mr. Bones.Your legacy lives on through your dozens of illegimate children.>>26989951I like that idea. Having to compete against our brother and sister to be the top necromancer. Who knows, we might even return to the bottom of the sea to pay dad a visit.
"The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones." ~ William Shakespear
>>26990088;_;7RIP in piece Mr. Bones
>>26990139half-dryad, half necromancer Mage
>>26990139MAGIC UP IN THIS BITCHAlso are we going back to the old reply method? Maybe we should only switch over to consensus once we've survived a certain amount of threads.
>>26990139>MageWizard time is now.
>>26990146This one.Or any other of his half-human kid mages.
>>26990172Schlomo GrünbaumWe are a Jewmancer
>>26990139Rogue.>>26990172The name's Bones,James Bones.
Well, since I'm the only one who prefers warrior, I'll be taking my leave now. Mr. bones died like he lived...
>>26990172The Great Fantastico
Name vote/ more suggestions?
>>26990198Rogue sounds fun.Better get started if we're gonna live up to our father's name.
>>26990280Whoops. Can we get some votes for classes and names.All links after this post will be counted.
James Bones, the Rogue
>>26990297Forgot to link>>26990316
Actually to prevent samefaggotry, let's have a roll.Roll with your preference. First come first serve.
Rolled 10>>26990335Half-dryad mage.With all the implications
>>26990297MageName: Richard Browning
>>26990398>first even postWe back to the old rules now eh?
>>26990389Summoning>The golem train never endsEnchantmentPsychicIllusion
>>26990389NAME ALL FOUR YOU WANT,ROLL FOR IT.HIGHEST WINS.
>>26990422ROLLING FOR THIS
Rolled 12>>26990418Rolling for >>26990414
Rolled 1>>26990418I thought we could do one power per postIllusionsummoningdruidpsychic
>>26990436Yeah that does make more sense.Ok one power each, even posts count only.
>>26990435We have a winner
Rolled 24>>26990422this but fire magic instead of ice
>>26990435I'm taking summoning from this roll to make it a little fairer on you for rolling.NEXT THREE GO
>>26990494why not Bloodomancy not that i'm complaining
>>26990513fuck I hate rules first thing we should do is go hide in some hole somewhere and become a hedge wizard
>>26990551AND THEN TRY TO MAKE A GOLEM>1>1>13>1
Rolled 7>>26990581Roll for golem
For the sake of the archive I'd like to start a new thread.Is that alright?
>>26990684Very well. Don't forget to put the word quest in the title.