We are now working on a consensus system instead of the luck/speed based system of previous threads. Hopefully this will provoke discussion and more thought out responses in the long-term.If an action requires a roll but does not contain one, I will ask for one, and THE FIRST POST WITH A ROLL LINKED TO MY POST STATING A ROLL IS NEEDED WILL BE USED.
Rolled 8You couldn't bother to use the existing thread? Oh well.Also that roll seemed to imply flying ourselves out of the way, but this is good too.I suggest we raise every single corpse we find, fish cat or otherwise, until we can deem what our next course of action should be.
Assets:50 catgirls, 20 warriors3 Alraunes3 SuccubiOne blue slime girlLamia called LamiaPregnant Dryad called ElyriaCatgirl assassin called KatyaImmortal Loli called Imm40 skeletons guarding city, 10 servants in brothel, 10 looking for Daya in desert.40 guards guarding city, paid for by sex and food.>Bonuses+2 Bonesmithy+2 Fleshcrafting+2 Raising Dead
Rolled 13Raise some mermaid zombies. Again.
>>26901082I want to separate chapters on the archive more clearly.
Ok I'm going to take raise all the dead as the decision then.
>>26901165Always raise the dead. Otherwise we are an embarrassment to Necromancer-kind.Kind of sad we didn't manage to save one Mermaid to keep, but oh well, no sense crying over dead monstergirls I guess.
>>26901206Collect reward.Whatever our reward was. Oh, and congratulate our Catgirls and Skellies on a job well done.
>>26901206Get a wagon and a few skeletons to haul the mermaid skellys home as a lovely trophy.Is there no sign of the red amulet?
>>26901206Was that all the mermaids? I'm pretty sure a few escaped.>>26901266See if we can't find a way to get that giant whale skull home too.
>>26901240What was our reward for doing this, we did arrange a reward, right?
>>26901324>>26901266Speaking of trophies, we've yet to capture a living mermaid. We can't possibly let that go.
>>26901353Nope.We were so adventure hungry we dove right in I think. Eh, we can always just squeeze out of this town whatever they have left.
>>26901365Yeah, I'm sad about that myself.No way we're going to catch one in the water though, I think we missed our chance.
>>26901430Is he trying to stiff us on a reward, or is there something else going on here?Ask him exactly what WOULD solve his problem, because there's no way the rest of the mermaids will be coming out while we're still here after that.
>>26901430"Look. I'm a necromancer, I've nearly been killed, I'm tired, dirty, covered in whale guts. You better have some kind of collateral if you don't already have that feeling in your bones, if you catch my drift. Hell, give us a girl and some food and we'll call it a day. Then maybe we'll consider coming back here if those mermaids bother you again."
>>26901505>>26901466Yeah, they had better pay the piper or we'll skeletize the whole town. What's left of it at least.
>>26901616Huh, diplomatic route, I don't recall anyone mentioning that before, and the mermaids didn't seem particularly interested in talking.Oh well, not like there's any point in trying to talk to them now, after we've killed half of them.
>>26901616I think we should commander a house as far away from the coast, , and have the new girl wash us clean, among other things, and get nice and cozy with a roaring fire and our new chair. Maybe take a look at the jewel thing.Have some skelbro's patrol the beach, while we ponder our next wacky adventure.
Gonna wait a little longer for suggestions/support
>>26901672"Talk? Talk is for lovers."Keep our bone hand strong.
>>26901779How'd we get that bone hand anyway? I wasn't there for the 6th chapter.
>>26901779I'm just concerned that if the Mermaids decide not to come out of the water again, or only come out to fight to the death, we may never get to add hot mermaid bitches to our brothel.
>>26901673Do this OP.Also Goerge II butler serving us the best ale this town has to offer.
>>26901810>or only come out to fight to the deathThat's all the opporuntiy we need
>>26901977Goddamn my internet is atrocious right now.
>>26901977>Implying Mr Bones is stupid.>Implying it's not just that the world isn't ready for his genius.
>>26901977We need to go back to the beach and try out fishspeak tomorrow, tell a fish to go deliver a message to the remaining mermaids from us.
>>26901977Don't trust it obviously. Of course nobody except us would be that stupid. For all we know those are death runes.Have someone else try it, get some fish maybe. Or the other spells.
>>26902017The inventor of ladders is never wrong! Only slow.
>>26901977Man fuck this village, no reward, no mermaids, and they couldn't even get us a sexy girl for our trouble.>>26902052Don't use the Home spell, whatever we do, I'd rather not have us be teleported several leagues under the sea.
>>26901977see what katya wants with us
>>26901977> Tall depressed redheadI think we should bone her
>>26902076I'm assuming that her brain is currently processing the information that when we're not being a raving incompetent dumbass we are a terrifying engine of destruction.Which is probably doing funny things to the part of her brain which equates sexual desire with violence.
Rolled 15>>26902076Consult Katya, our feline brains>>26902052Have someone else try the talk fish (on living fish) and no magic spell (we'll send a light telekentic push at them)Sound good? I'll even roll for sucess
Ok fishspeak test is in, using a catgirl. Still debating on talking to katya and doing this test: >>26902115
>>26902115Can't argue with that roll. The dice gods have spoken.
>>26902146Test first, then talk to Katya, I guess.
>>26902174I don't know, Katya might have something important to say and I'd like to hear it before we blow ourselves to kingdom come with more Mad Magic.
>>26902193Good point, talk to Katya first, we can save that roll, hopefully.
Guys, there's a beach around here right? So there's sand right? Let's make a sand pit and do mad magic directed towards the bottom of the pit and if things get out of hand you can just fill it in!
>>26902355Anything's better than our brothel dungeon.We'll save the mad magic later when we can use Hoolios necromancer facilities.
the roll wasn't needed. It was a detailed, smart plan.
>>26902366Just making sure we don't end up tossing our catgirl and the gem out to sea or end up with catpulp with an accidental burst of magic.
>>26902443Well, let's wait until the morning and then go down to the beach to use it on some fish and use them to send a message out to the mermaids.I guess, demanding that they come and discuss a diplomatic solution to this problem with the town. Otherwise we'll just keep sending forces to fuck with them every time they come up on land, and make it hard for them to ever get food again.
>>26902443Put some tape or something on the "home" command so we don't accidentally say it, then wear it. Memorize the other two.Nice charm.Apart from that I think our work is done here. Let's check up on the job market shall we?
>>26902502>and make it hard for them to ever get food again.I thought they said last chapter they can go pillage other towns but this one was easier?Well now that there's less of them, they'll have more rations to wait us out. Nobody likes waiting, we learned that the hard way.
>>26902502> Otherwise we'll just keep sending forces to fuck with them every time they come up on landIf we can even do that. Who's to say right now they're not readying yet another giant whale, or an even bigger army of mermaids? We might have been lucky. But yeah, we should stick around for another day, if we can still have the chance to capture a mermaid trophy.>>26902443devise a message to send to a fish, or several fish, to the mermaids.
So which parts of the whale did we keep? I mean it was huge, which means it must have had huge bones. Huge bones that would be great for making a golem!
>>26902595>We might have been lucky. But yeah, we should stick around for another day, if we can still have the chance to capture a mermaid trophy.This is my only reason really, I'll be disappointed if we leave without a new monstergirl to show for it.
So consensus is wait for another attack and grab a trophy?
>>26902629Seems like it, I want me a pet mermaid, damn it!Although we could still do the fish message thing, see if we can get some sort of diplomatic solution going, and if it goes sour, then we can grab a mermaid and run like fuck.
>>26902612>I'll be disappointed if we leave without a new monstergirl to show for itIf it comes down to it, we can experiment on the redhead girl as a consolation prize. Heh.>>26902607We'll make note of it and other golem idea's so when we're well prepared we can make one.
>>26902650Yeah, let's prepare a big box of water on a wagon and a horse and be ready to bail outta this place.
On a rather unrelated note: Does anyone else feel like our skeletons don't do shit? I mean they got slaughtered by fucking mermaids. Every time we use them they don't do much at all.I think we should try to make them better (faster, stronger, etc.) once we get the chance, or get better at making them ourselves.
>>26902709I completely agree.It's pretty embarassing to be honest.
>>26902709Agreed, I was thinking that last thread, they weren't even a speedbump.First step would probably be equipping them with some good weapons and armour, but beyond that, we need to look into skellie upgrades.
>>26902709At the end of the day a skeleton is good cannon fodder, but a decently trained human can defeat it without much trouble in a fair fight.
>>26902709The point of skeletons is to be expendable fodder.Rather than trying to make them stronger (as our many golem experiments have failed) or wiser (which is embarrasingly lacking in our own) we should just make more of them.We'll bury our enemy with bones.
>>26902742Claws to climb walls. Gods know we needed it last time.
>>26902754"Say the home word. We'll make sure you can breathe"
>>26902757Yeah that's the other route we can go.Now that you say it I actually prefer it. So then should we look into raising our summoning limit when we have the chance?
>>26902754Inform the Mermaids that last time we attempted to discuss things rationally with them, they tried to kidnap us, so we're certainly not going to teleport right into their home. If they want it back, they come up here and talk to us like grownups.Also, we do have that cart full of water saddled to a horse ready in case we need to grab the hottest mermaid and flee, right?
>>26902798>they tried to kidnap usAnd when we defeatet them they came back in full force. Fuck I hate them.I completely support this post.
>>26902754Sure, let me just teleport into an environment completely unsuitable for my survival, which is also the home of the people who tried to kill/rape/kidnap/killrapenap me.Fuck, we're unrecognized genius, not stupid.
>>26902757>We'll bury our enemy with bones.Still hoping one day we can have a proper skeleton castle.We'll have to purchase it though. We don't have a bone of a chance to take one by force.
>>26902827>>26902849The mermaids are some of the biggest dicks we've met so far, and I don't even fully understand why...
>>26902861>We'll have to purchase it though.Better yet, we BUILD one out of skeletons.
>>26902894Fine, go down to them. But bring backup, just in case.
>>26902899>Building anything with bone.You still haven't learnt have you?
>>26902894...I'm kind of tempted to be a total dick and hope the handmaiden they send is hot, then just grab her and flee when she comes to collect us.
>>26902894>dat tempting offer of just running away with the handmaiden.eh. . .Fuck it.We're not gonna lose face here, not with our undersea reputation. Tell the cat's to wait, and ask old king Triton or whoever if we can take some skelly's with us. Take a deep breath, we're heading under the sea.
>>26902928Let us brew our own breathing potions first.Then march down there with an army of skellies. More than we have now, go to the villages graveyard or something.We proper necromancer now. Also that would look completely badass.
>>26902952>>26902954Let's combine these two.
>>26902945A living bonecastle.Oh the new and exciting possibilities of utter failure!
>>26903150>What do you do?The mermaid
>>26903150just follow instructions and deal with it.
>>26903170Carlos! You magnificent motherfucker.
>>26903150I see you took the suggestion from last thread on Mermaid waterbreathing "potions".
>>26903193How could I not? The guy who came up with that is a genius.
So what do people think? Go with her and try to sort this shit out, and potentially get captured and/or executed by the merfolk.Or grab her and run.I'm happy to go either way myself.
>>26903201Always glad to be of service.Wasn't expecting to roll the nat20 last night either.
We should help her. If we get her emotionally to us we coult talk her into coming with us later.
>>26903218C'mon we have a reputation to uphold, after our whale toss.
>>26903218There are still a bunch of (admittedly pretty useless) skeletons coming with us right OP?And I doubt Katya would just let us go like that. She probably has some potions as well.
>>26903150I guess we have to trust. I don't feel like being the kind of bastard I'd want to murder.
>>26903245Cat's don't have an affinity for water I'd think.
>>26903150You disappoint me OP. I thought the mermaids would finally give me the one thing I was waiting for: massive knockers>>26903260I don't think Katja gives a fuck.
>>26903243>>26903245>>26903252Looks like we're going for it. Here's hoping we don't die horribly, and maybe even get some hot mermaid sex out of it, although I'd imagine the whole mass-murderer thing probably limits the chances of that.
>>26903293Like murdering someones family has ever stopped us
>>26903305It's literally the first thing we ever did.
>>26903293>although I'd imagine the whole mass-murderer thing probably limits the chances of that.We murdered a whole drove of dryads, and now the survivor thinks us her mate and bears (one of our many) kids.
>>26903317>>26903333Good point, there's still hope.
>>26903293When has being a murderer stopped us.Like, name one point where we were in trouble when killing things didn't fix the problem. Other than that time with Elyria and the Minotar.
>>26903378Where killing don work, magic mind sex suffices.
>>26903378I can't decide whether mindbreak rape is better than straight up murder.
>>26903292>You disappoint me OP. I thought the mermaids would finally give me the one thing I was waiting for: massive knockersYou know, if the one sending us messages is some Mermaid matriarch, odds are she'll have some magnificent funbags.
>>26903392>BFQ Shitstorms intensify
>>26903392You know you can COMBINE those right?
>>26903400>tfw you will never get more than halfway through a page before someone calls exactly what's going to happen.
>>26903417Big titted mermaid queen confirmed!
>>26903417It's ok OP, you can still fuck is over in a stupid and contrived way.
>>26903417Make a note to keep em both.Variety never hurt nobody.
>>26903417>implying we give a shitGo back to writing you, you double nigger.
You know, if we can get a dialogue going with the merfolk, and they aren't too pissy with us, we could always offer to help with their problem.Say, by opening a second brothel on the coast, so that rather than going hunting for men to get semen from, the men would come to them.In return, we get more money and we get to start turning Mr Bones Brothels into a national franchise.We will be THE big name in depravity and sleaze.
>>26903499That is a good idea actually. All we need to do is build a short canal.
>>26903499>Mr Bones Brothels into a national franchiseMr Bones' Brothels, coming to a town near you!Come take a wild ride!
>>26903499I suggested that last thread. I also suggested turning this place into our personal fiefdom, protected by skeletons and mermaids.We can reopen the ports and futher lure in customers overseas and one become International. Who says you have to think of conquest to think big?We could get a bid in the monsterslave industry as well.
>>26903530I don't think we'd really need to enslave them, I mean so far the monstergirls have been perfectly happy to fuck like crazy at a moment's notice.We don't want to be dicks like the alliance.
>>26903530>Monsterslave Industry>Not getting crazy amounts of fleshcrafting and making our own EXTRA depraved monstergirlsCome on guys, what are we trying to do? Keep some possibility of being neutral?
>>26903580>crazy amounts of fleshcraftingThat always ends badly.
>>26903551I said bid in the slave industry, as in purchasing them. We'll free them of their slavery in exchange for indentured servitude.
>>26903551>We don't want to be dicks like the alliance.Well for being dicks they knew how to run an organized brothel on a widescale, and how to into proper necromancy.We dropped the silly fued with the jester, we ought to do the same for the alliance. Could prove even more valuable for both parties.
>>26903598So slavery for more slavery. Gotcha.
>>26903642Our girls seem happy with it. Don't fix what ain't broken.
>>26903632The Alliance have come across as rather too controlling to ally with anyone. Odds are they'd just try and steal all our monstergirls again.Personally I'd rather crush the Alliance, as one would any other business rival. Whether I mean crush literally, or in a financial sense, remains to be seen.
>>26903632The Alliance has no feud with us. They just want to control everything. Which is why the occupied our town, ransacked our home and took everything.
>>26903595What's the worse that could happen? I for one welcome illithids bred to be beakless!
>>26903666>Personally I'd rather crushNOPE not doing that again.Can we trust them? Will they like us? Nope.And that's what makes good business.
>>26903695We're not going to besiege them or anything, but we can't very well expect them to play fair, and they don't view us as a rival, but as something to be seized with force, if the past is any indication.
>>26903724Left in a room full of naked men, how tragic. Hopefully our skellies will be here soon.
>>26903724Let's go. I want to talk to your leaders now.If you plan on fucking me over, get it done quick, I've got other things to do as well.
>>26903724Chat it up with the mermaids guarding us while we wait.
>>26903725>but we can't very well expect them to play fairof course, but that's not to say we shouldn't let opportunity knock on our door unwelcome.In the words of our very first chapter:"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Even if they are one and the same"And look what wonders it did from murderous dryad to loving wife?
>>26903724>Comparing the glorious mermaid-fucking of Mr Bones to some douchebags stuck in sex cages.Pshaw.
>>26903821That's right. We chose to fuck her. They are being horded like animals. Cretins.
>>26903785We won't toss out the thought of working for the alliance, could be interesting and rewarding.But like you said, we sure as hell aren't going to go in unprepared.
>>26903847They wanted to burn us. Why should they be all of the sudden be interested to have us working for them?Not saying no though
>>26903847>working for>forHahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Mr Bones ego would never allow that.
>>26903889>They wanted to burn us. They let us go didn't they?Besides, they've seen what we can do, they'll doublething on double cross (and we'll be two steps ahead). I'm sure talent is a most prized resource for the Alliance. If anything, their info and resources necromancy would be highly useful to our cause, as our skill would be to them. Tit for tat.
>>26903941Why are you so dead set on bowing and scraping to the alliance?
>>26903926Call it "an equal opportunity business proposal for two parties" then or however we called our lengthy history jobs. Not as if we haven't worked for far less pay from more unworthy.
>>26903941Yeah. I don't know why. For me it feeled like the guard was kind of lethargic. But I'm no native english speaker, sometimes I don't really know whats going on in detail.
>>26903971And who said anything about bowing or scraping? This is on our terms, just like it's been since day one.Honestly it's this kind of closeminded talk that got us into the siege mess last chapter.
>>26903724I approve of. >>26903760 they want that amulet don't they?Surely we were smart enough to leave it behind land as collateral right? Right!?
>>26904037Not turning down the hot fucking, but I think we should bring up the suggestion from earlier, about making a deal with the Merfolk to get them access to more semen by opening a coastal establishment.We can phrase it as making amends and not mention the glorious riches we'll be raking in.
>>26904046>Surely we were smart enough to leave it behind land as collateral right? Right!?You're not thinking like an unrecognized genius anon.
Rolled 5>>26904066I think should do exactly that but after the dicking. She might be a little more 'receptive' to our suggestions.Maybe I should roll for that 'close combat'?
>>26904046The amulet was how we got here.
>>26904096Why would you roll for that damn it! Mr Bones has been perfectly good at fucking without dice being involved so far.
>>26904046>>26904071I'm worried about what's gonna happen *if we hand the thing over to them.
>>26904066Yeah, this seem ok. Remember to mention your prowess at running similar establishments on dry land
Ok so agreement on the fuck?Then bring up brothel franchise.Anything else?
>>26904203Not that I can think of.
>>26904203A cultural exchange perhaps?Two of theirs (that we've met) for two of ours (no important). We get our mermaid, they get. . .catgirls or something.
>>26904232I think they're only really interested in things with dicks.
>>26904232Sounds like a good proposal. Make it happen.
>>26904255Darned, and we're the lacking in male things.Well, I think the thought of experiencing something new and/or new pets to play with should suffice. Just ask they bed treated nicely.
>>26904277>we're the lacking in male things.I think the King is the first male monster we've met in this world.
>>26904323It's a queen, brah.
>>26904323The king isn't a monster but there were male centaurs
>>26904037I don't trust how much she wants that amulet, especially seeing as it can immediately fuck us up.Keep check on those skeletons as well.
>>26904277We've got all male things under our robes they need.
>>26904337Don't forget the rape troll.
>>26904337>male centaursThen mention that, if we have those (they followed the hear right?)In any event, just get on with it OP, any proposals you deem fit.
>>26904373*the herd>>26904351That's a skeleton though.
>>26904373>if we have thoseWell they are not following us. Their leader and the whole horde fled after we freed them I believe.But I think we were pretty good with their leader maybe we could do smth, about it
Rolled 8>>26904616"Gentlemen, I'm sure you've enjoyed your stay here but I'm afraid I have a use for you"Animate their (living) skeletons inside them. But give them free will and don't do anything yet, so it doesn't look suspicious."And remember, not a peep. If I want you to talk, I'll animate your mouth like a puppet"
>>26904616Welp, find out who has the cage, nuke them with death magic and have the skeleton open our cage.
>>26904686>who has the key, I mean
>>26904686Mermaid skeletons are even more useless than human skeletons.
Rolled 20>>26904680That is a good idea but a terrible roll.Let me do that for you.
>>26904718HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
>>26904616Sufuckingprize. We even handed over the fucking amulet.
>>26904680>"If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!"
>>26904616Damn it, bitch trashed our skellies. I think it's official, the only way we're making an alliance with the merfolk is by mindbreaking the lot of them.Smug, backstabbing fuckers one and all.
>>26904729"Blinded by tits" comes to mind.
Shit sorry I just realised it's 2AM and I'm heading to cornwall in the morning with some friends.I'm calling this chapter end.See you lads on Monday!
>>26904718God I hope that counts.
>>26904738"These aren't my glasses" tits blinding.Except all the damn time for us.
>>26904767Good night. Thread was fun as always.I hope to god you pick up on that nat 20
>>26904729Which is going to be a pain, since we now can't use magic around the queen.I think we should just mass deathspell all their men, grab some sexy mermaids on our way out, and flee for the surface.
Could someone archive this with "Chapter 8" in the title somewhere please! Twitter: @tgtextadventurearchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=text%20adventure
>>26904790Thanks for the thread. Not sure how we're going to get out of this one though.
>>26904837>how we're going to get out of this one thoughThe same way we do every night pinky.
>>26904867Try to fuck over the world!
>>26904790Haha holy shit these devoted fags downvoting th threads. This is pretty hilarious, yet they don't have the balls to come into these threads and say something.
>>26904893>Try to fuck over the world!Hot earth elementals when?
>>26904901There's a kneejerk reaction to downvoting any mention of sex in the archive. One of the two threads archived as 7 mentioned sex, therefore many people who don't even follow the quest or know anything about it will downvote the moment they see it.So yeah, never mention sex when archiving a thread.
>>26904938I don't think we've even met an elemental yet. However I for one support plans to fuck all four elements in hot female form.We might need rings of elemental resistance for some of them though.
>>26904946>implying I give a flying fuck about the votesI do give a fuck about what /tg/ has become though. It's shameful.
>>26904984The problem is that threads downvoted too far tend to get pruned from the archive, and since all the text of this quest is in picture form, we can't just fall back on foolz.
>>26905018Eh, it won't get that bad.Besides, OP has them for posterirty.
>>26905018Worst comes to worst, I have all the pictures saved in order. I could probably image dump them somewhere.
>>26905018I can get all of those to +30 if I want. I can reset my IP in about 5 seconds.But I really don't feel like doing that.
Before I go for good, how's consensus working for you guys?I'm definitely seeing the benefit now, although it makes the writing a little longer since I worry I'll have to scrap it if a decision changes.
>>26905066I like it. Our wisdom is through the roof and we can actually breathe and think.It's not the fast paced crazydays of old, but you manage to spice things up which is just as good.Kinda like how George was replaced by George 2, meet the new and smarter Mr. Bones.
>>26905066This quest is still faster than 90% of the rest of /tg/. Trust me we are used to waiting waaay longer for replies, or coming to a consensus.It's working out great do far if you ask me.
>>26905039And you really shoulnd't. That draws attention. Plus there's proof in your post right now.
>>26905066It's far better this way, no doubt about it.