"Why are they bailing out of the tank for a dud shell?" You ask, watching the movie. You shake your head- most of the film was pretty good about the realities of running a tank, but occasionally things like this popped up.You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and, despite some of the inaccuracies, The Beast of War ain't a bad movie. "I know!" Yukari says. It had become something a contest for you to find mistakes, however minor, before she pointed it out. "Even if it was a cook-off and not a mechanical malfunction I wouldn't want to be scrambling around inside the turret trying to get out when that breech comes back."You nod. It sort of wasn't fair to have a couple of actual tankers watching movies that, while obvious well-researched, were probably written by people who'd never even been inside a tank.>"Wouldn't be all that much safer outside the tank either- the backblast would do a number on you!">"So, got any more good movies after this?">Other.
>>26847633>Other."Thanks for inviting me over Yukari, this is fun"
>>26847633>"So, got any more good movies after this?"It's Das Fluffy
"So, got any more good movies after this?"
>>26847633>"Wouldn't be all that much safer outside the tank either- the backblast would do a number on you!">"So, got any more good movies after this?"Delicious Yukari
>>26847633>Molest Fluffy Panzer
>>26847633>"So, got any more good movies after this?"
>>26847633TIME FOR TONKS!>"Wouldn't be all that much safer outside the tank either- the backblast would do a number on you!"also>Other.Snuggle with the fluffy one! and ask her about the idea of trying to gang press the WoT nerds into service for the I-go. i am SO not letting them go so easy, we must get them!
>>26847633Oh boy, it's time!>"So, got any more good movies after this?"If she can't think of any, could we possibly recommend her a movie or three to watch?
>>26847633>Other."Thanks for inviting me over Yukari, this is fun">"So, got any more good movies after this?"
>otherThanks for inviting me Yukari, this is fun.
What happened to Yukari hitting on us?
>>26847633>"So, got any more good movies after this?"It's going to be long fun night for both of us.
>>26848131it just begun....
>>26848131I think we're about to hit back. I think having a small timeskip before we get Russels to do so is a good thing: I do not believe Yukari would be comfortable with taking things quickly.As a side note her parents are being remarkably chill about this given the normal xenophobia of most Japanese.
>>26848292I think imploring a young man to at some point knock up your daughter at your first meeting goes a bit beyond chill.
>>26848292Considering that Yukari is tanksexual, I think they're happy she's interested in ANY guy, even if it is just because of his Gaijin Power.
>>26848292i guess her parents see that idea that their probably unmarryable daughter found a good man with the pristege of owning and operating one of the most powerful and rarest tank that is allowed in Tankery games (and the potenchial wealth that goes with it) off sets the xenophobia and having half breed grandkids.
>>26848422>one of the most powerful and rarest tank that is allowed in Tankery gamesAt the high school division.College is cold-war stuff.Professional is modern MBTs.
>>26848422Well, the thing is, marrying a gaijin isn't really a huge deal there as long as the personality's right.But the kids have to deal with being different.
>>26848519Is that an actual thing?
>>26848519wait, what? there are a college and pro level tankery?
>>26848627>>26848624I thought it was just fanwank.
>>26848624>>26848627Purely speculation.But hey, wouldn't it be interesting?
>>26848519even so, our BlackJack is a rare model and is worth a ton of money.
>>26848519wait. that isn't safe. cold war guns could penetrate the "super carbon lining" that protects the cabins, and modern MBT would cut though it like a hot knife though butter!
>>26848699Keep in mind that cold war tanks have roughly equivalent armor to each other, as to modern MBTs.Tungsten APFSDS rounds are mostly ineffective against western Rheinmetall L/44 120mm bearing tanks anyways, and we lack practical information on how Russian models fare.
>>26848546>Posting inferior half breedsDo you even Jazz?
>>26847633a bit late... TIME FOR TONKS!
>>26848775>and we lack practical information on how Russian models fare.Welp, time to buy a T-90 from India.
>>26848775i can see that for U.S.A.'s tanks and Russia's tanks, but what about the armor thickness of rest of the world's tanks made during that time?
>>26848844Do they really matter in the Cold war era?
>>26847633damn it black jack! post already!
>>26848792YOU CALL THAT TIME FOR TONKS?
>>26848844Most western tanks have armor with similar ratings.The T-90 uses the same gun (2A46 125 mm gun) as the T-72 and its variant the Iraqis used, and it was completely combat ineffective.The relatively silent turbine engine and night vision capabilities didn't hurt, either, but when it was hit (by enemy fire) the rounds did nothing.
>>26849174You mean the Iraqi guns firing mild-steel training rounds?And the fact that the T-90 is firing superior ammunition to the T-72, along with superior ATGMs.
You lean back against Yukari's bed. "Y'know, this is fun!" You say, looking over at the fluffy-haired loader. "Thanks for having me over!"She smiles back over at you. "It's fine! I hardly ever get to have friends over, especially ones that enjoy tanks as much as me!" She says. YOu just barely detect a hint of... sadness? "So, what movie did you have in mind next?" You say, stretching out a bit. All the running around looking for Roy and then Richard, preceded by the massive waterfight is starting to catch up to you. "Y'know, I've got some movies at my house- why don't you come over next time?""Oh! Which one?" She says, suddenly excited!>"Ever seen Sahara?">"I've got Patton on DVD!">"I've always liked A Bridge Too Far.">"Other."
>>26849195Nope, they were shooting tungsten APFSDS.
>>26849047at least MY TONKS ARE REAL!
>>26849208Rambo: 15 Number 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>26849208Just start naming off movies we have until she lights up at the name of one, we'll watch that.
>>26849208Band Of Brothers followed by Generation Kill?Not exactly tank goodness, but still awesome.Also, cuddle.
>>26849208>"Ever seen Girls Und Panzer? It's about these high school kids who save their school by winning the championship."Fucking Inception time.
>>26849209They were shooting old, grossly-inferior quality export ammunition that had been compromised by poor storage practices.It's not comparable in the slightest.
>>26849208The answer is always Patton. Now lets argue with her who the best general is
>>26849208>Other"I have Sahara, Patton, and A Bridge too far. which one do you want to see? or do you want to see something else this time?" and "Something on your mind dear?" as we notice her mood.
>>26849208"Well I've got Patton, I've got Full Metal Jacket, Band of Brother, and one wierd anime about girls with planes on their legs. Yeah I don't know it was a gift from a relative. OH! I've got Red Dawn"
>>26849208>"Other.""Ever seen Dominion?"Because the Bonaparte is the most adorable tank.
I wonder if Yukari is a fan of the Bolo tanks...
>>26849254Even then they were still able to Mission kill M1's when they hit as well.
>>26849208>"I've got Patton on DVD!"
>>26849259>"I have Sahara, Patton, and A Bridge too far. which one do you want to see? or do you want to see something else this time?"
>>26849259This but lose the 'dear'. Russel and Yukari are not that close to one another (yet).
>>26849251>"ever seen this Strike Witches 89' TV show? sure it's diffrent that what we do, but it's awesome and funny, and serious fighting. sure it's going into it's 5th season, but i have them all on DVD box set."we Meta now!
>>26849208>OtherJust let her know what you have
>>26849282>All this work and i'm still not finishedPassive-aggressive translators much?
>>26849208>"I've got Patton on DVD!">"I've always liked A Bridge Too Far."
>>26849454not exatly, it was the dark horse age tranlateors then.
>>26849445>Just let her know what you haveI'm not sure we should be mentioning our massive Gaijin cock just yet, though.
>>26849494she probably saw it though our wet pants back in the water fight.
>>26849494MAIN GUN, Anon, Main Gun.Don't be so lewd.
>>26849494I think she'd be interested in our main canon.
>>26849527>Main CanonWhere we don't exist?
>>26849208No.We soccer now.Time for artificial divegrass.
>>26849304And of the nine destroyed in Desert Storm, 7 were by friendly fire and a mere two were disabled by enemy fire and then intentionally destroyed to prevent capture.Fuck this hotel's internet is unstable.
>>26849609But the only boards we'd care about, /fit/ and /k/, are relegated.That feel when no more DOWN UP
>>26849208>"Ever seen Sahara?">"I've got Patton on DVD!">"I've always liked A Bridge Too Far."We have many movies.
>>26849251Considering the popularity of actual sports series about an underdog team pulling through for the win over an obviously superior opponent(s) and overcoming spectacular odds there probably is a GuP of some sort in the GuPverse.
>>26849693>Meanwhile, in the GuPverse...>Boys und Panzer, since the concept is as surreal as girls und panzer is in our world
>>26849693But is there a tank-focused counterpart to Best Sports Anime?
>>26849776God dammit 4chan. That is not the image I posted.
>>26849693>Inspirational American senshado movies>Starring Sandra Bullock
>>26849494Why do you think this romance ever started, she just wants to fire big Gaijin pieces.Just wait til the honeymoon when she discovers Grandpa's 870.
>>26849776No. Because Japanese still cream themselves at the thought of baseball in every single alternate universe.There might be an Slam Dunk with tanks. Maybe a Tsubasa.
>>26849914Giant Killing's a divegrass anime, anon.
"Got an entire library..." You say, shrugging. "Patton. A Bridge Too Far. Battle of the Bulge. The Desert Fox. Sahara with Bogart. Sahara with Belushi..." Between you and your grandfather, you've got a hell of a library of war films. You could probably ask Roy to borrow some of his anime, too, but she's probably already seen all that.She lights up at the last one. "I heard they did a remake of Sahara!" She looks confused, though. "Who's Belushi?""...Actually, not sure if he was the best choice for that film- he's usually more of a comedic actor..." You say, gazing up. "It's a great movie though- very true to the original.""I'd love to see it!" She says, clapping her hands and jumping to her feet. "I'm going to go get drinks- did you want anything?" She looks eager to entertain her new friend."I'll trust your taste." You say smiling up at her as she practically sprints off downstairs.You relax a bit, watching more of the movie when you hear her door close behind you. Looking back you see Mr. Akiyama standing there and jump to your feet.>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!">Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!">Other.
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"We have nothing to hide. Even if he does use sharp instruments all day. We should see if there's another barber shop on the ship.
>>26850493>start to spaghetti>contain yourself>"Hello Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850493>Wave hello. "Yes?"
>>26850493All of the spaghetti. Let's do something different.
>>26850493>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!IT HAS BEEN LONG OVER DUE!
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"Knock it off, nerds
>>26850493>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"we already startled when we saw him, let it all out
>>26850493>>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"
>>26850006>divegrassis this soccer (futbol) or baseball?
>>26850551>>26850557>>26850607Let's have some fun today.
>>26850493time for pasta for once.>>26850581NEVER!
>>26850493>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"Now for something entirely different
>>26850493HA HA HA time for pasta!
>>26850493lets do this!time for pasta all over the place!
>>26850493>Other.What's the Akiyama family's friendliness threshold, I wonder?"'Sup."Or whatever nippon equivalent it is. (Osu?)
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"We command a multi-ton war machine and have been subjected to the insanity that is an all girls school on a fuckhuge aircraft carrier, we are running out of fucks to give.
>>26850493>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"Pasta everywhere/This is at least a controlled envirnment
>>26850493Hm.>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850493it's just her dad and us, so the fall out can't be that bad. and i want to see something else for once. pic related.
OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEARToo funny not to.
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"GIVE NO FUCKS
>all these votes for pastaI'm all for having some fun, but I just don't see Russels dropping spaghetti everywhere at the mere sight of Yukari's dad...now if we say something that could be construed in a lewd way, then it makes more sense. Something like "Yukari's showing me all the things she knows!"
>>26850493>>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"Bring the hue
>>26850493>>26850493Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850006My bad, I was confusing it with One Outs. Somehow.
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"now is not the proper time for spaghett
>>26850493>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!">Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"BOTH!
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"Chill.
>>26850493No needvto fucking sperg out.>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850702we still have a few left, and just for shits and giggles, let the pasta out so it won't bother us for awhile.
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"All these spag votes are fucking retarded.
>>26850736he probably over heard us say something like that before he entered the room. also>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!
>>26850790>>26850806you guys are no fun.
>>26850493Can we not act like flaming retards for once?>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850852we can spaghetti later when Rose figures out how to fuck with us as payback. for now, cool as a cucumber. We're a kickass tanker and an alright commander, we should be able to handle this pressure
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"Bleh.
>>26850854>Can we not act like flaming retards for once?I'm afraid we can't do that, Dave.
>>26850854we had not before. i want to see something else. it makes Black jack QM really have to try something else for once. i swear he WANTS the pasta as well.
>>26850625Soccer. Divegrass is a slang term for soccer.>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850915okay. makes more sense than baseball, because a good half of the dives are made in dirt
>>26850493We've been dropping spaghetti at nearly every opportunity we've been given. For once let's not be retarded.>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"Why must we loose our spaghetti nooooooooow?
>>26850879I get the feeling when that happens it'll be painful without any permanent injury.Maybe a few scars.
>>26850971I see it being either subtle psychological trauma or half-whispered threats...but you may be right
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"Sanity!
>>26850493TasketePlay it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26850971i get what the QM wants at least once in the story line. there will be pasta. either willing or forced. there will be pasta. we do the pasta now and GET IT DONE, have it dumped on us from orbit.
>>26851056You, sir, are a flaming moron.
>>26851056>get it done>while visiting someone's house>instead of in front of our crew, in a tank where NONE CAN SEE (except our crew, but they won't matter as much because of all the potential blackmail)
>>26851011we are on a battle ship bigger than manhatten island. it is so big, it has it's own hills and forest. and we are kids fighting with tanks AS A SCHOOL SPORT! there is no sanity here! pasta time!
>>26851132>verses just one person.>one person who won't probably blackmail.>we won't see too often. the tank crew if they saw the pasta will NEVER let it go.really now?
>>26851180No spaghetti at all is far preferable.
>>26850493if we spaghetti, now is the time.
>>26851180>one person>who is a friend's parent>friend happens to be a girlnah, I'd take the crew any day
>>26851202We do not spaghetti at all.Stop being stupid.
>>26850493>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"We must grow up to be a smooth operator like our father and grandfather.
>>26850493(time for the call)DAMN IT BLACKJACK! GET BACK IN HERE AND POST!
I was hoping BJ'd continue to post at the same speed he did last thread.
>>26851236We have in the past, just to nitpick. Yukari was the cause then as well
>>26851301yea, i am dissapointed now. he was once so much better than this.
>>26851341if it's yukari, we can spaghetti.
>>26851341We do not anymore.It's stupid.
>>26851341I'd spaghetti for yukari
>>26851429I'd yukari's spaghetti
>>26851456I'm sure you would, you sick fuck.
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>Play it cool. "Your daughter is pregnant, Mr. Akiyama!"
>>26851573Shit, we missed such an opportunity.
>>26851573OH SHIT! that would make HIM spill the pasta! that would be awesome, but we might get slugged for it. so worth it however....
You just about choke on your tongue as you turn and see Yukari's father standing there and your first instinct is to dive for the window, your second instinct is to swallow your cyanide pill, unfortunately it's a three-story fall and you don't have a cyanide pill. You're going to have to play it cool- you weren't doing anything untoward with his daughter. "Oh, hello there Mr. Akiyama!"He breaks into a smile. "Russells! How are you?" He says in a tone like he wasn't blocking your only exit from the room.You blink. "Great! I'm having a lot of fun tonight." You say. Dammit! "I mean, Yukari wanted to see The Beast!" DAMMIT! "I mean, Yukari was just showing off her..." You feel yourself sweating bullets- really, a three-story fall probably isn't going to kill you. And you thought you saw some bushes you might land on out there."Relax, boy." He says. "Relax." He repeats. "Have a seat. I know you guys weren't doing anything... untoward. I don't think Yukari would have it in her anyway..." You look at Mr. Akiyama. Mr. Akiyama looks at you. You start speaking slowly... "Phrasing?" And you both chuckle a bit."I wanted to apologize for the other night..." Mr. Akiyama starts. "It's just... Yukari doesn't have many friends and when we saw her bring home a young man..." He sighs. "We weren't expecting it, is all." After a few seconds he looks over at you. "So, if I may be a bit forward, what are your intentions with my daughter?">"We're friends. Just friends.">"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">SPAGHETTI!
>>26851626So, new plan. Get Yukari preggers.And Miho, for fun.
>>26851675>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">>SPAGHETTI!
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>26851717You might be getting a little bit ahead of yourself there sonny jim.
>>26851675time for truth.>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">>26851717INDEED! endgame plan however, but it's the mark of an Alpha male.
>>26851675"We're ferinds and teammates for now. If things happen develop in a more serious direction later, well, that's still in the future. I don't even know if Yukari sees me as anything more than a friend anyway."
>>26851675>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">>SPAGHETTI!Finally
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."God dammit it doesn't take this long to get drinks she's listening at the door oh god ceaseless advance all the way to berlin
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">SPAGHETTI!10 BRAVERY LETS DO THIS
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">SPAGHETTI!these two seems to fit each other....
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>26851675>other"We're friends, but who knows? Perhaps our friendship might grow into something more, perhaps it shall stay as it is. Only time will tell, and trying to predict the future when it comes to women is a practice in futility.
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."Then again maybe she's better off not knowing how many weird people on the internet like her.
>>26851776>ammit it doesn't take this long to get drinks she's listening at the door oh godOh god
>>26851675>Other"I honestly don't know how I feel about Yukari yet. She's a lot of fun, a great friend, and she's undeniably attractive, but I'm not sure if I feel anything romantic there yet. However, I can promise you that should I develop romantic feelings towards her, I will treat her with the respect she deserves."
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."THIS IS IT! the final flag is up! let's do this! also..let's add a bit of >SPAGHETTI!for good taste,
>>26851812>>26851771These. FFS these.
>>26851675>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">>SPAGHETTI!Do it
>>26851841>>26851861Thirded.Spaghettifags can go elsewhere to get their fix.
Why is everyone trying to kill the Miho route?
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."Might as well just get this out of the way now.
>>26851675>"We're friends. Just friends."She's going to overhear this, isn't she?
Ah yes, the old statistic pops up again./tg/ will immediately jump on the first love interest they get a chance to routelock. It doesn't matter who, they just wanna get with a waifu asap.
>>26851675>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."Or maybe she does. She may have even mentioned it to him.
>>26851974...Or maybe it's because Yukari is you know, kinda awesome.
>>26851974Yukari is absurdly popular, and has been pretty high on the list for a lot of people since this started.
>>26851974Or most fans of the show just like Yukari better most of the rest of the girls at this school.
>>26851974It's fluffy, dammit
>>26851974Because Yukari is best girl.When do we get to fight tanks?
>>26851841throwing in with these guys
"I honestly don't know how I feel about Yukari yet. She's a lot of fun, a great friend, and she's undeniably attractive, but I'm not sure if I feel anything romantic there yet. However, I can promise you that should I develop romantic feelings towards her, I will treat her with the respect she deserves."
>>26852047when ever blackjack feels like it.
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."> Spaggetti
>>26852013She is, but I really get the vibe that Miho genuinely likes us. I really don't want to see the broken look on her face if Russels starts openly dating Yukari, awesome as she is.
>>26851841Got my vote
inb4 Yukari rejects us for Mihoinb4 love triangle with Miho, Yukari and us
>>26851675>[x] "I don't know if she even knows I like her.">[x] Spaghetti!I am so glad I arrived just in time.
>>26851841Our jimmies ain't even rustled
>>26852151Well, Miho did indicate that she wasn't opposed to an open relationship...
>>26852133>Mother wants to disown her>Sister is cold towards her>Has to move schools to avoid trauma flashabcks>Blackmailed into doing the trauma-related activity anyway>Finally find friends>Finds a nice boy she likes, shares interests with and has fun around>One of her new best friends starts dating boy she likes>[Trauma Flashbacks intensify]Being Miho is suffering
>>26851974Not true in this case as Miho was the first girl and Yukari is a very popular character.Futher more the other girls didn't get a chance due to anon insisting on hijinks as opposed to getting to know the other girls
>>26851841There may come a day where we loose our cool, where pasta flows free and our critters are jittered.But it shall not be this day!
>>26852250First girl they get the chance to routelock, not the first girl they encounter.Mostly I'm just frustrated because once we do this it'll be even more of an "all Yukari all the time ignore every other character" show.
>>26851675>>26851771>"We're ferinds and teammates for now. If things happen develop in a more serious direction later, well, that's still in the future. I don't even know if Yukari sees me as anything more than a friend anyway."This so much
>>26851675Akiyama-san, I intend for your grandchildren to attend Saunders Holding Pen for Half Gaijin Abominations
>>26852291It could be worse: it could be a shitty tsundere.
>>26851675>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."This may be our chance!
>>26851974Where "statistic" means "anecdotal evidence I'll cry about because I don't like it." Why not bring up how first girl met always wins too?Oh wait.
>>26851675>"I don't know if she even knows I like her.">SPAGHETTI!The moonwalk out the window while this plays:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2YqYS15X8c
>>26851841We need to be unflappable
>>26851675>"Yes. No. Yes. Wait no. Uh.">Yukari comes back with drinks.
You look at Mr. Akiyama. He looks back at you expectantly. You glance at the window- so close, so tempting. You whimper internally but then summon your courage and look Yukari's father in the eye. "Wait... What?" You say, completely terrified and confused all at the same time.He sighs. "Son, maybe you might've noticed, but Yukari isn't really like most girls..." He pauses for a moment as you visually measure the window- you're pretty sure you can't fit the mattress through it to cushion your fall. "It's just... I don't want her getting hurt, is all. This is the first time she's had friends, the first time she's brought a boy home..." He looks at you and sighs. "I don't mind one way or the other, I just want to know."A Great Commander knows when to tell the truth and, well, you suppose you've got to be a Great Commander once in a while. "We're... well, right now we're just friends." You say with a heavy sigh. "She's a great girl- pretty, smart, friendly- she can load a 75mm round in under six seconds... I just... I don't know if she even sees me in a romantic sense. Maybe, if she did?" You stare at a boxed tank kit that hadn't been there a few days before- an M26 Pershing. "Mr. Akiyama, whatever happens I promise I won't do anything to hurt her."He nods at you and smiles. "Thanks. That's all I needed to hear." He stands up to leave and, before opening the door turns to look at you. "Just... If it does go that way, use protection." You choke. "We want grandchildren, but we aren't in a hurry..." ABORT! ABORT! WINDOW GO GO! You're prepared to make a running dive at it when the door opens."Hi Daddy!" Yukari says with a smile. "Did I interrupt anything?">Let him answer.>"Oh, nothing. Just asking me about... haircuts...">Spaghetti.
>>26852577>Let him answer.
>>26852577>>Let him answer.also:> If it does go that way, use protection.such a concerned father
>>26852577>Let him answer.And to enforce this action, grab the drink Yukari brought and take a long sip.
>>26852577"Yes, Sir we always make sure we are safe when tanking."
>>26852577>>Spaghetti.Dammit, we have been too composed. This seems like an ideal time for a meltdown.
>>26847633>Why are they bailing out of the tank for a dud shellJust came here to answer that question.Protocol dictates a shell that does not fire is either a dud or a defect, meaning undercharged propellent or overcharged. Had it been an overcharge, the propellent would ignite slower because of the compression, blast through the breech and kill everyone inside.A cannon is more dangerous when it goes 'click' rather than 'bang'
>>26852577>>26852623>Let him answer.>And to enforce this action, grab the drink Yukari brought and take a long sip.This please.
>>26852644> blast through the breech and kill everyone inside.only if you were stupid enough to unlock the breech which is designed to safely contain such emergencies, all you have to do is wait it out and then eject it like normal and remove it from the tank
>>26852577>SpaghettiWe haven't spilled enough spaghetti yet.
>>26852727>>26852714Man, just the three of use hoping for a blowout? Too bad, it would be funny, would be in character, and would lead to MISUNDERSTANDINGS of the comidic sort.
>>26852577>>Let him answer.
>>26852577I'm voting to take after Ian from SWQ, particularly this little snippet:Ian faces you. And only his face. He does not wear a pokerface; nay, his expression is to a pokerface as a match is to the Sun. He turns to you a visage so blank, so disconnected, that you can feel the vacuum tug at your soul as his very presence on the mortal plane takes a long step away from the entire metaphysical CONCEPT of the situation.
>>26852577>Let him answer.His conversation, his mess to clean up.Also we look properly respectful of our elders.
>>26852665http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn0KBzK2KhoSquare cube law states otherwise.
>>26852872right, because a pissy little rifle known to fail with certain types of ammunition with a receiver prone to that sort of failure is totally comparably to a tanks main gun breech
>>26852872Thanks for making it known you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>26852577>Let him answer.A great commander knows when to shut the hell up, and whe can be a great commander once in a while.
>>26852872That was a SQUIB. The round left the cartridge, but got stuck in the barrel, creating an obstruction. Dumb bint should have checked the barrel after the previous round failed to fire.>>26852886>M1 Garand>30-06>a full power rifle round>pissy littleBigger and meaner than most rounds modern militaries equip their infantry with.
>>26852886Citation needed>>26852891>M1 explodes because of a squib>barrel obstruction causes overpressure>same thing happens if a cannon round is overcharged>pressure would be greater as square-cube law states volume increases faster than areaWhy do you think we can't just make scaled-up M16's? If we did they would be one-shot cannon/bombs
You open your mouth to assure her that her father had not just asked you to practice safe sex with her. The best you can do is a short, strangled squeek and a feeling like you'd held your breath too long.Mr. Akiyama, luckily, answers for you. "Oh! I was just asking if your friend here conditions. He has really healthy looking hair!" He says with a hearty smile.You nod as vigorously as you can without passing out, still trying to get your mouth, throat and lungs to work in concert. Now you're pretty sure your right eye is joining them in open rebellion. You test both your arms, just to make sure this isn't a stroke- they're still working."Dad!" Yukari scolds. "I bring home a friend and the first thing you want to do is cut his hair?!" She says, embarassed. "I brought some tea, and my mom is baking some cookies." >Say something. ANYTHING.>Don't say anything. NOTHING.>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>>26852905By the way, a bullet left in the barrel by a squib load being ejected from the barrel by a blank on the set of The Crow is what killed Brandon Lee.>>26852927A catastrophic failure resulting from a squib isn't the same thing as an overly hot round blowing the action apart. If you really wanna make a comparison, look at Gen-2 .40S&W Glocks that would go -BOOM!- if you loaded them with really really hot hand loads.
>>26852937>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!Would be a waste to just let that pasta go to waste.
>>26852905I understand that; it was more to demonstrate a principle. A heavy propellent overcharge on a rifle can cause bulges and ruptures in the barrel and breech, there's no reason a tank wouldn't do that see: pic and why the Sheridan was cancelled.
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING.Perhaps some stupid comment about Assam.
>>26852937>Spaghetti is always the answer
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING.Thanks, tea sounds nice.
>>26852937Kyle, you can't throw away expensive spagetti.The jew inside you is going "NO, don't do it, that costs money!"You know this to be true.
>>26852927>barrel obstruction causes overpressure>same thing happens if a cannon round is overchargedHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26852937>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!
MISTER AKIYAMA ARE YOU SERVING PASTA TONIGHT CAUSE I COULD GO FOR SOME PASTA. YUKARI DO YOU LIKE PASTA?Let that spaghetti flow, son.
>>26852937>Start listing facts about Black Jack
>>26852937THIS IS NOT A VOTE, MERELY A SMARTASS COMMENT!>Spaghetti... Ravioli... Lasagna... ALL MUST SPILL!ftfy
>>26852964>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING.>Thanks, tea sounds nice.Seriously, I think it's been long established that we're one cool cucumber.
>>26852937>Say something! ANYTHING.
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING.Cookies you say, I love cookies.
>>26853004No it takes all of Russel's self control to look like one and for folks that know him, they can tell instantly.
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING.This has so much potential for being hilariously catastrofic, let's do this!
>>26852947>why the Sheridan was cancelled.The M551 Sheridan?That wasn't cancelled, it was replaced. Fuckers even managed to see use in Desert Storm.
>>26852947uhh the pic you posted is the result of leaving a bore sighting device in the barrel...also, tanks gun barrels and breeches are designed to contain the pressure of an overcharged round or the low pressure/2 stage detonation of a undercharged or defect powder chargealso, the vid posted has nothing to do with any principle involved in dealing with an overcharged main gun round
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING."Tea sounds great. Thanks."
>>26852937>>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!THE PASTA MUST FLOW
>>26852937>Don't say anything. NOTHING.Just grab the drink and down it in one go. Doesn't matter the taste. Doesn't matter the heat.
>>26853029How about assam?/yukaritwitchOr orange pekoe?/moretwitching
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING."A bite of your cookie sounds great."
>>26853009I like to imagine that he's trying to say this all smooth and cool, but it's kind if a dumb thing to say and he says it in English on top of that. Subtle spaghetti.
>>26852937>>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!Dammit, I want some spaghetti! We are already on the ropes!
>>26853052All three of them, please! At the same time, pretty hot!
>>26853057Seconding this option.
>>26853057>Subtle spaghettiSo like, dropping angel hair?
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING."So yeah, we need to make sure to use protection if it comes down to that, Yukari."
>>26853164On a scale of normal to extra, just how heretical is it to mix different teas together?
>>26853195Yukari has Angel hair.
Mouth, close. You close your mouth. Throat, stop being retarded. Your throat stops being stupid. Lungs, we need air. You take a deep breath. Now, and this very important, tell Yukari you would love to have some tea."I would like to have..." You throat seizes, you push out some words anyway. "some... drink... tea." It's practically a choke, but at least its a complete though. Kind of.Yukari looks at you with concern as she hands you the cup. "Careful its-" You gulp it down and immediately regret your decision. "Hot..." She blinks at you. "Oh my, are you okay, Russells?!"You blink back tears. "I'm... I'm fine." You say- the scalding tea had certainly relaxed your throat. "Just... fine."Mr. Akiyama smiles and stands up. "Well, I'll let you guys finish your movie, then." He says. "You two stay out of trouble!" He says with a wink towards you that Yukari doesn't see. You realise you haven't inhaled since well before you drank your tea.>"I've gotta go...">Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.>Other.
>>26853205Not very, most teas are blends of various other teas.
>>26853220>>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.
>>26852937>Say something. ANYTHING.The correct ignition timing of a 1964 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor would be four degrees before top-dead-center.>>26853164What about Earl Grey?
>>26853220>>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.Perhaps we can contain the spaghetti. But if Yukari starts making moves, it is curtains.
>>26853220We do this, we do this right!
>>26853220>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.Hmm... Cookies!
>>26853220>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.
>>26853220>Stay for the cookies. And the movie.
>>26853220>>26853255>Cookies for the rest of the movie. And stay.
>>26853212Angel hair is a type of pasta. It's basically skinny spaghetti. And I fucking hate the shit. It never goes where you fucking want it to BECAUSE IT IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN!Sorry. I worked in an italian restaurant for three years, making minimum fucking wage. And the owners were fucking assholes. I'm still kinda bitter.>>26853220>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.
>>26853220>other"I could really go for your cookies right now."Spaghetti, c'mon pasta
>>26853229>What about Earl Grey?Sure, add her to the mix! Always willing to savour another fragance!
>>26853306Ok, seconding this.
>>26853287I know it's pasta.I am also saying yukari's fluffy hair is angelic.
>all of these cookiesAnyone else playing Cookie Clicker?
TOG is love, TOG is life.
>>26853220>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies."I want to eat your cookie, Yukari.""And by that I mean I am making an offer of awkward yet passionate teenage cunnilingus. If you're up for it."
>>26853388Been at it since Friday, when it was still Cookie Clicker Classic. I leave the bitch on when I fall asleep so I wake up to now TRILLIONS of cookies that I dump into Time Machines since I have all the upgrades now.
>>26853407My Grille loves those.
>>26853514My TOG loves a good grill.
>>26853532>hating artySure is buttmad heavy player in that post.
>>26853532Hey it can still hit a TOG!
>>26853544I only own 1 heavy, and most of my other tanks are fast mediums/tds.Arty is just boring as hell, even more so since it got blanket nerfed.
TOG eats arty for breakfast.
>>26853544>liking point and click adventure: tank edition
>>26853568>4 Medals>Including Top Gun>889 XP>On a victoryWhat are you a Tier III?
>>26853633>>26853667Close... We're not there yet, but close!
>>26853689Isn't that the same doujin that this one's from?The one where everyone dies and/or gets raped
Yukari's cookies bring all the boys to the yard.
>>26853684The TOGs gun is only like 150 a shell, so he didnt do a whole lot of damage there.
>>26853709>The one where everyone dies and/or gets rapedThat's The Eclipse, in Berserk, anon. Griffith turns evil and everyone but Guts gets killed or raped or eaten, or any combination of the above. Nothing to do with GuP.
>>26853727Because it's Yukari?>>26853709Dare I ask for the sauce?
There's over an hour left of the movie and, for the life of you, you can't actually remember a damn thing about it. There's some Mujadeen, the commander is an asshole, but after what Mr. Akiyama said, you can't actually concentrate on anything. Except that window- sitting there, taunting you with its promise of a fast escape."So..." Yukari says as you watch the last shots of the movie. "Great movie, huh?"You absent-mindedly chew on a sugar cookie. "Oh totally!" You say, stirred out of replaying the conversation for the eighty-second time. "Can't believe I've never seen it...""Are you really okay?" She says, looking at you with worry. "You look tired and you've hardly said anything. And I've never seen someone drink hot tea like that...">"I'm fine... Just tired from all the activity today, I guess.">"I don't know... I should probably get home and get some rest or something...">Other.
>>26853752>"I'm fine... Just tired from all the activity today, I guess."
>>26853752>>"I'm fine... Just tired from all the activity today, I guess."
>>26853752>"I don't know... I should probably get home and get some rest or something..."
>>26853752"I'm fine, my mind has escaped me though..."
>>26853752>"I'm activity... Just guess from all the fine today, I tired."
>>"I'm fine... Just tired from all the activity today, I guess."
>>26853752>otherHug her and thank her for being our friend.
>>26853752The spagetti gods are not satisfied. We must blurt out everything at in a spagetti waterfall of sperging.
>>26853889Oh stop it.
>>26853752[x] this \|/>>26853866
>>26853889"Can I touch your hair?"
>>26853866The gods demand it be done.
>>26853866Make it happen
You force a yawn out of yourself. "I'm fine..." You say, stretching your arms. "Just had a really busy day. Guess its catching up to me." When you look up understatement on wikipedia, that's the first example."You should probably get home-" Yukari says standing up, her face full of concern. "Oh, I'm fine!" You protest weakly. "I really am fine!""C'mon! I'll walk to home." She says, helping you to your feet. "I don't think my parents would want you sleeping over..." She says with a smile.Yeah, you aren't exactly sure about that. "I guess..." You say, stretching again and grabbing a cookie for the road. It isn't a very long walk back to your house, but you take your time, talking with Yukari about things like teachers, homework, and whether the German super-heavy tank concept would've created effective weapons. As you arrive on your doorstep, an odd thought pops up in your head- against your better judgement you act on it. Turning to Yukari you give her a big hug. "Thanks for having me over, Yukari." You say, letting her go. "I'm really glad you joined the senshado team, and I'm really glad you're my friend."She looks down blushing and kicking the ground idly. "Thanks... I'm... I'm really glad you're my friend, too!" She says with a wide smile before turning around and running off.You smile to yourself. You need to go to the bathroom and puke, now.
Could this one samefag please stop shitting up the whole quest with his spaghetti faggotry?
>>26854077>"I don't think my parents would want you sleeping over..." She says with a smile.OH GOD SHE'S HITTING ON USCODE REDCODE RED
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST>We get a rude awakening.>Miho makes small talk.>We know Roy's secret.Girls und Panzer Quest will return on Saturday 5-6PM PST, or earlier if I have to open Sunday. Which leads us to...Add me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>26854101>We get a rude awakeningRush roh
>>26854077Why are we puking again?
>>26854119Sheer bloody nervousness, is my guess.
>>26854119Russels middle name is "GIRLS, HELP, WHAT DO?", and the whole talk with Yukari's father most certainly didn't help!
>>26854140Maybe we should seek grandpa advice.
>>26854191Grandpa advice is for emergencies. Like if Miho confesses to us.
>>26854081>implying spaghetti is not hilarious
We con Rose into pretending to be our girlfriend to get info out Roy, but then freak out when we talk to Yukari's dad?Yep, confirmed for loving Fluffy.
>>26854484True, but also don't forget we consider Rose family. (as flattering/unflattering to her as that might be). And we didn't con her, she was more than willing to pull a trick on Richard!
>>26854077>"Thanks for having me over, Yukari." You say, letting her go. "I'm really glad you joined the senshado team, and I'm really glad you're my friend."Dammit, did we just accidentally friendzone the fluffy?
>>26854998No, we're just advancing cautiously. Don't want to expose our side armor
>>26855036Okay.I think we we ever need a grand romantic gesture, we should get a 1/35 scale tank kit (preferably a Polish 7TP, since that's her favourite) and hold it above our heads like a boombox.
>Yukari's thought process