First reply with an even ending postcount, or the third with an odd one, makes the decision.You may need to roll. All crafting requires a roll, but basic summons do not. You will be asked for a roll if the action requires it.Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Text%20AdventureTwitter: @tgtextadventure
It should be also good to remember and note somewhere the bonus we have so far:+2 to flesh constructs+2 to bone smith+2 to raising dead.Seems that we are going for some kind of necro-smith path..
Rolled 12>>26827639Raise all the skeletons and march to warThey took our Dryad wench, the fiends
Go to nearest graveyard, find a new lair/corpses to raise.
>>26827639Get out of the fucking city. Why did we even come back?Head to that tiny village we first visited. We have friends there, and maybe they haven't been annexed.
>>26827726Non replays don't count I believe
>>26827639Get us some skellies, work on disguise and find out where our dryad is, maybe she can tell us something about those barriers.
>>26827693Stop rolling in a non action sequence please
>>26827744I hope, going to the village is a better idea.
>>26827789Fuuuuuck. Okay. Go innawoods. Raise some animals to act as a temporary army. Set up a basecamp.
Look for a dungeon. There's always dead adventurers in dungeons, and maybe some undeads to usurp.
>>26827789Set up your base in the woods and then go into the town to look for people who can help you overthrow the alliance
>>26827807>animalsFind some battleground and raise the dead soldiers. There's gotta be one around.This too>>26827824
>>26827789Oh jesus I hate these guys.Let's go raise us an army.
I'm thinking we become the leaders of a rebellion. What do you guys think?
>>26827885Well I think that's a given.
Rolled 7>>26827892Challenge the guards to a breakdance contest
>>26827892Raise undead army from their graveyard, conquer.If there are guards at the graveyard, kill them with Death.
>>26827892Well this will be useless if they just throw the magic cancelling shit at us. Ask them what forms you need to fill out to learn about the anti magic devices
>>26827953Since they're a massive bureaucracy that let us go because we wouldn't comply this should work I think.
>>26828020Oh god no, fantasy walmart
I'm a little disappointed in the low ratings on the archive.Something is pissing people off.
>>26828020Ask if there is a form for getting the alliance to leave a territory, or a form to get put into a position of power for the alliance, or a form to request military intervention in a troubled area.
>>26828045Lurkers are a strange folk.
>>26828020Okay let's build up some more undead and go adventuring to buff them up. After that's done we can free the village and then start on the town.
Rolled 18>>26828020Stab this dolt
>>26828073Oooh, this. Defeat them with their own bureaucracy.
>>26828105Yep! Raise as many skeletons as possible, then flood them with pointless requests.
>>26828073I don't know if you've noticed but despite the world being quite silly at times everything works quite logically. We are not exactly in a silly comic world and something like this will never work imho.
>>26828045Don't read into it. The ratings mean very little nowadays.
>>26828144>something like this will never work imhoWow. You just hate fun don't you?
>>26828084>>26828144This. The setting may have some silly elements, but this is a realistic world for the characters.
>>26828206Try shorter term goals leading to this.>>26828194That's shame, I'd really like some feedback as to what people like.
>>26828213Check out the werecats.
>>26828213>Find CentaurShe can help with the rebellion
Go free palla, a battle companion would prove usefull.Plus, we are going for the harem end, right?
>>26828213Find the centaur. Also try and find info on Elyria
>>26828240Hell yeah motherfucker
>>26828222Well, your thread is relatively active so it seems you have garnered some fair amount of interest.Generally, people like smut, but too much smut is bad. You've been hitting a pretty good balance thus far.
>>26828240Non replies aren't counted buddy.
>>26828292I'm generally ekeing it out as a reward for good decision making, or a buffer between adventures now. Initially there was a shitton because I figured this would be a one-shot. The protagonist generally dies by this point.
>>26828290Ask her if centaurs have any particular taboo about raising the dead.If not, ask her if she's cool with us raising the dead of her tribe. Centaur skeletons would be a huge boon.
>>26828290Agree to help her reunite her tribe. Also ask about this >>26828325
>>26828290Okay they have mind manipulation magic. That's bad. Lets raise some dead animals to start raids on the village.
Tell her about the rebellion and ask if she would come with us.plus >>26828325
>>26828410Explain to her how powerfull the alliance is and if we want to stand a chance we need to bone up. Go to cantos by feet and pay attention to see if you can find a dungeon, ruin or interesting caves on the way. Again, these are usually infested with dead adventurers and undeads we can mindrape to work for us.
>>26828410Werecat infestation?Oh and cover up the undead with blackrobes and make us out to be traveling pilgrims.
>>26828418This sounds like a plan.
>>26828440So far it seems that they have focused all they guards in the towns. We haven't had any problem in the forest, so traveling through them shouldn't be a problem.
Hey, dumbshit, put the word "quest" in your OP so I can filter it.
>>26828461Yeah, but snazzy undead pilgrims sounds like the shit.
>>26828484Fuck I keep forgetting.
>>26828495Get a closer look. Enter some houses and search for clues. Call scooby to help.
>>26828410Travelling pilgrims sounds like good cover
>>26828495Talk to someone. Ask about the town and the werecats.
>>26828495Go to a tavern, me guesses.
>>26828461A small undead army of Werecats might be interesting to have if we can take them out, or a army of real werecats if they somehow turn out to be sentient.
>>26828563Too soon man.
>>26828546You're wright>>26828563Good night sweet prince.
>>26828589Lets raise their dead since they're unallied. Then we search for the werecats.
>>26828589go to the mayor office, ask for reward.
>>26828588He died twice now.Man, nobody even remembers George or Jimbo anymore.
>>26828589"Is that so? Take me to them, would you?"
>>26828563He lives on in our hearts.
>>26828612I remember, Anon. I remember.
>>26828612>George>Jimbo>HeadlessDO WE STILL HAVE GEORGE'S HEAD ON OUR BELT?
Headless was my favorite.He never achieved his dream of becoming a farmer ;_;
>>26828637SHIT WHAT IF THEY TOOK IT!We have to get it back if its gone. Those alliance fuckers gonna pay for everythin they've done.
>>26828641Go talk to the mayor and negotiate for their deads.
>>26828641like >>26828611 said. We ask for a possible reward (on top of the werecats we'll be getting. Dead or alive".We witcher now
Rolled 1>>26828641Make shadow key and shadow open the gate
>>26828713How about we don't fucking do that, and instead, further inquire into what werecats are.
>>26828713I think I hate you
>>26828713yesss. YESSSSSSSS. hahahahahhaha
>>26828713Oh fuck.Sorry guys, I made a bubu.
>>26828713I'd be upset, but in order to get upset, I would have to expect something other than this.
>>26828713>put key into a lock>it explodes
Rolled 11>>26828800Mind Control that cunt. I don't know what could go wrong. Wish me luck
>>26828860Roll.Add a 1 before the D20
Rolled 1Formal question for op: If we reroll for a post is that posts diceroll taken, or do we also reroll the dice.
>>26828895I... I can't... is the jester's curse.
>>26828895When I say reroll, the first unattatched or linked to that post reroll is taken. rolls for other actions are ignored.
>>26828895oops forgot to clear the email field(i'm not >>26828860)
Rolled 17>>26828800>>26828800I cast Fis-Death.
Rolled 8>>26828999Diplomacy, tell him that this is a misunderstanding and you're here to help with the werecat problem.
>>26828999teleport away, and hide in shadows until he gives up and goes away
>>26828999We're gonna need some explanation here, what decided which roll you pick? Because between the critfail 1, we had a decent mind control attempt before it, and a rather successful death cast after it.What gives?
Rolled 2>>26828800>>26829025This. Please dicegods
Rolled 11>>26829050Third odd post man, is in the op.
Rolled 18>>26828999Pray for help from the dice gods. Explain that you were only trying to help, appeal to his better nature.
>>26829050He picks the first post that ends with an even number or the third odd number. It's just not our day.
>>26828999The one who roles 1 isn't me. (I'm the newfangled that doesn't know how to roll)
>>26829050the postcount determines the action. That action is locked in as the decision made. If it requires a roll, I ask for one, and then take either a roll linked to the action post, or the next unattatched roll.
This can't be real. There clearly was some kind of drug in that jesters dart. We are on a horrortip.Holy shit... I started that up as a joke.... but that fucking darts remains were gone when we awakened. WE ARE JUST ON A HORRORTRIP.We just gotta escape the matrix and everything will be good ;_;
>>26829059ahahahahahahhahaha AHhahahahahha. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
>>26829098>>26829059>>26829103This is 2 funny
Rolled 7I just want to see if this works.
Rolled 14>>26829115random highroll incoming.
Rolled 3>>26829162I cast Death.
Rolled 5>>26829162We fucking run for our lives.
Rolled 13>>26829162Enough fooling around, raise skelettons (+2 fuckers), stop him and tell him that you're not here for bad or evil.
Rolled 6>>26829162DEATH FIST
Rolled 17>>26829162Animate his skeleton.
>>26829190I love you.
Rolled 17>>26829190Finally, an OK roll.
Rolled 13>>26829190Can we make one of those skeletons his?
>>26829210I love it
Rolled 12>>26829249>>26829201This, let's make his skeleton crawl out of his body
Rolled 14>>26829266Raise more and then go to the mayors office to talk
Rolled 15>>26829266Raise as many undeads as you can and comand them to go meet palla. Time to go visit the mayor
Rolled 13>>26829266We chop off his head, and wear it around our neck
Rolled 19>>26829266rerolling for this >>26829277
We are not fighting anymore guys, stop wasting the high rolls.
Rolled 2>>26829335But if we don't waste the high rolls how will we get more hilarious critfails?
>>26829379Critfails are only fun when tempered with amazing rolls
>>26829393let them finish, or ask the secretary if she actually knows anything. i suspect this will play out like the alarunes
>>26829393Realize we're covered in wounds, that's what.
>>26829393Don't fuck the sexy, sexy werecats, you'll be cursed!
>>26829424Nope. Your evil little soul is horribly damaged, but externally you have a few bruises and scrapes.
Rolled 20>>26829393join in
>>26829393Stealth out of here. We are doing this the nerdy way. Go search for a library or some reasearch place in the town to study what the fuck is going on.
>>26829446fucking hell dice gods...
Rolled 8>>26829446HAHAHA. Wow.
>>26829446The dice gods have been clearly overthrown by the jester. He wants fun and he is gonna get it
>>26829446The dice have spoken
>>26829446ENGAGE MAGICAL REALM
>>26829393Ah, well, that would be where all the townfolk are.It's like the alraunes all over again
>>26829554These make me giggle
Rolled 4>>26829645Kill her.
>>26829645We don't have 2 hands anymore OP. Just a heads up on the whole ass cupping thing. You may have stabbed her there.
>>26829645>>26829672... Uh, OP, can we *not* take the blatantly troll suggestion to kill the entirely non-aggressive NPC just because it won an odd/even coin flip?How about talking to her, figuring out what the hell is going on here?
>>26829672This clearly tells that you canno't push yourself to do it. She is too cute.
>>26829672FfffuckNecromancer with multiple personality disorder is go
>>26829714Entirely non-aggressive and *sleeping* NPC.
>>26829702As mentioned before, the ethereal hand can be solid. Otherwise it may as well be a plain illusion, and the crafting was pointless.
>>26829714Hey, that was a perfectly reasonable suggestion. Were we not hired to deal with the werecat problem? Deal with the werecat problem we shall.
>>26829729Can we please take the 4 as "you can't bring yourself to stab this girl in her sleep", not "you blatantly try to do it and fail horribly"?
>>26829729My bad, I thought it went through objects and couldn't manipulate them.
>>26829737This is a problem you solve with your dick though.
Rolled 18>>26829645Pump her for information, and then fuck their leader if its female
>>26829778We just tried that and got a critical success and the problem is still unsolved, so the next logical step would be killing.
>>26829672Roll higher next time bud.The dice gods abide by no troll.
>>26829806Well apparently the dice gods have a thing for catgirls.
>>26829826That barely rhymes.
Rolled 18>>26829821Rerolling this hopefully I keep my high rolls>>26829806
>>26829856Holy shit I can't believe that worked
>>26829826I'm dissapointed, son.
>>26829854Ohhh. I haven't noticed they are supposed to rhyme. Shit.
>>26829821If she's awake, talk to her (if she can even talk, that is).
>>26829821Ok, time to assess the situation. Can you stop fucking catgirls? Try. The next one tries to approach you, spray her with cold water. Then find out why can't anyone else stop.
>>26829963Try to craft some kind of charm or just bring an skeletton to slap you if you fall for it again (with every man in town under charm, but the priest, nobody gonna care about a single skelledude. Woke the cat girl that was with you and engage diplomacy.
>>26829963Search for a hub of activity for the cats. Keep an eye out for that priest.
>>26829963Making a charm that wards you from emotional magic seems like a good plan especially since the alliance uses it.
>>26830049You have no idea how to do this. Mental control involves possession, and depositing pieces of your own mind. You cannot possess yourself, and therefore cannot alter your own mind.
>>26830049You sure we know that kind of magic? Just a single skeletton slapping you into sense again could just work as well, and take 10 secs as much.Let's try that + negotiate with the cats.
>>26829963Okay if we can't make the charm then lets try and communicate with her using gestures
>>26830149Lets go inside and see what's going down. (If we sneak were probably screwed because they're fucking cats)
>>26830149We cautiously enter the warehouse, with the skeletons
>>26830149Go in with much bravado, act gay. Don't let the cats even touch you.
>>26830193I don't think this'll work considering that there's male cats
>>26830324Tell her about the place/brothel you're trying to recover, and also that you have fucking alraunes (and a dryad). They probably know where to find or maybe could even produce catnip for them.
>>26830298Are there? Didn't see any mention of them.
>>26830324We introduce ourselves
>>26830356YES. They can become part of our brothel business
>>26830356Oh god this was brilliant.
>>26830356Are you sure we're not a pimp? Or a Hoemancer?
Rolled 12>>26830485I cast Death.
>>26830485You guys may have to roll.
>>26830485Animate the skeleton inside her
>>26830485Shit. Can we fuck our way out of here? If we try will our skeletons come rushing in?
>>26830502Well. That was. Um.
>>26830519Fuck you phone you weren't supposed to capitalize the first letter
>>26830502Meh I liked plants for our brothel anyways.
>>26830578Mr. Bones, please use this as the dialogue.
How do we feel about calling in the skeletons here?
>>26830600animate her skeleton and make it unbind you. then cover our nose and eyes to try to prevent more arousal
>>26830600Well might as well finish fucking, before animating her skeleton, and have her free us like >>26830637 said
>>26830600Well she's already in position, we might as well fuck her
>>26830600Murder catgirls, animate catgirl skeletons.It's a shame it had to be this way. We'll have to find other catgirls for our brothel.
>>26830695we could capture some alive
>>26830719We could mind control them all and enslave them as our catgirl sex slaves.
Ok now we're going full on necrophilia. Has Mr Bones ever fucked something... I dunno... Normal?
>>26830780I doubt the Centaurs and Alraunes would appreciate it.
>>26830795Yea, some village girls early on in the first thread.
>>26830812Ahh memories. We should seduce a young human lady in a month or two, or something exotic.
>>26830811If not we'll order the mind slaved catgirls to go far away, and release them. Or as an alternative let them fuck up the alliance.
>>26830870Ah, well, that could be handy.Let's use the catgirls through their leader and have them infest the alliance towns.
>>26830870Ask her what was urgent
>>26830637Covering eyes wouldn't prevent arousal, as we'd constantly stumble on catgirls. Have you never tripped on a cat at night? It's like they want you to.
>>26830889This. Take credit for saving everyone.
>>26830870Use her to infest the alliance towns. But first what was she saying?
Anyone already got that up for archivement?
>>26830870Attempt to mind control all the catgirls
>>26830963This once isn't archived yet.Last guy forgot the 'Collective Game' tag, if you plan to do it.
>>26831048Okay it's there. With the Collective Game tag. But i forgot to give it the number 4. shitfuck!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=text+adventure
>>26831076We take the nearby village
>>26831076We take the nearby area. But let's not forget palla and our dryad friends
>>26831076We gots to get some more corpses.Also, i haven't forgotten about you Jester. I'll be coming for you.
>>26831186I vote that jester is put on the back burner till we get our land and shit back.
>>26831279Use our mind-control spells. Make the guards turn on each other. Use illusions to make them think their scrolls are snakes, or that the guard next to them is actually a catgirl. C'mon, we've got access to the most powerful combat magic in the universe, let's use it.
Rolled 18>>26831279We fight of course
>>26831279>>26831335... If I support this course of action and get an even post number, can we use his roll?
>>26831279reanimate the fallen from both sides and add them to our ranks.
>>26831279We cast darkness over the townThe guards will not be able to see, whereas the catgirls will have catlike night-vision.
>>26831353Nope sorry. Action first, roll after or in the same post.
Rolled 10>>26831279Let's hope this shit works
Rolled 9>>26831376Yeah, but the roll *was* in the same post as the action... dammit. Okay, new roll, I guess.
12, good enough.
>>26831402Well it wasn't my 18 but it'll do.
>>26831409I can't allow that. If someone failed to get an even postcount, but got a nat 20, everyone would simply support it regardless of the action. It makes sense.
>>26831506it's 12, we have a +2 for this.
Rolled 14>>26831506We have a spike arm and illusion magic. Lets use them.
>>268315062 Questions:where are our +2 on that roll?And why do the scrolls work?
Rolled 10>>26831506rerolling this>>26831361
>>26831562>>26831551it probably won't change a thing, but hey! +2, let us feel better at failing.
>>26831551>>26831562I forgot the +2, but it didn't matter anyway.>And why do the scrolls work?That is odd, isn't it?
Rolled 12>>26831506Single out the scroll throwers. Make sure our forces know who to target first.
>>26831689Find the source of the anti-magic field. Take it down.
>>26831689Lick our wounds and try and figure out how to disable the anti magic field. Also try and find your friends
>>26831689Examine if the Antimagic field is still there. If so. We craft a Scroll to raise dead (craft it outside the field) and try if it works.
>>26831734Some specifics?.Roll D20 to solve mystery isn't as much fun
>>26831689Reanimate the dead.And then head to the graveyard and do the same. We must create an undead hoard.
>>26831750We search for any buildings that seem hastily-constructed, large, or otherwise out-of-place. They could contain the source.
Rolled 6>>26831750Do a quick spell (raise dead?) to test your abilities. Then, if it's still on, convince the cat girls that it's the highest priority right now, and that you can bring their friends back to life so long as they get rid of it.
>>26831793Oh son of a fuck. Forgot about the dice gods.
we are out of combat. I don't think we have to roll for such things at the Moment
>>26831689Also make sure to interrogate anyone left from the alliance. Specifically look for info on the construction and disassembly of the anti-magic field
Rolled 15>>26831817rape all the townspeople
Rolled 17>>26831840Seriously? Damnit I'm done with this thread for the night.Rolling for the hell of it
Rolled 12>>26831909Fuck me
Rolled 16>>26831915Only cause you asked baby.
>>26831953Ask the villagers where the antimagic field device could be.
Rolled 14>>26831953Raise dead motherfucker.Unless that doesn't work. Then search for the spell nullifiers.
>>26831953Assemble your troops. Gather the centaurs, discover how many villagers are in fighting condition, raise more dead if you can. The game, my friend, is afoot.
>>26831977The alliance are all cut to shreds or teleported away.
>>26832031Try to detect any magical tampering in the immediate area
>>26832031Check resistance to your ability. The stronger the resistance, the closer you are.
Rolled 6>>26832031Let's investigate that shit. Have cat-girls help. Also, let's get Palla and our corpse friends with us again.
>>26832132Fuck mang! Raise dead like no other.Make sure to have an anti-sex skeleton on hand.
>>26832132raise the dead as our undead minions
Rolled 16>>26832132Start raising dead.
>>26832132Raise the fallen and Search a suitable house to use as safehouse/base for the operation of reclaiming the old brothel and employees.In wich city are we btw. Clearly not in the Brothel one. But are we in the very first one, where we killed the dryads? Or in a whole new city?
>>26832197I'd also like to know that. Oh, and we shouldn't stall too much, we don't know the full power of the Alliance and with the reputation we've earned ourselves they might want to retaliate. That's not a command, just a suggestion for everyone.
>>26832197The first village, yes. The Dryads were killed near the farms that supply the villages, a couple league away.I'm going to sleep. Be sure to vote on the archive and follow @tgtextadventure for thread announcements!Good night!
Rolled 3>>26832303Continue playing. That Jester gonna get it now!
>>26832326Damn. Guess not. Goodnight Mr. Bones.
>>26832338Good night.Feel free to leave advice and complaints here guys, I'll have the thread auto-refreshing and I appreciate the feedback,
>>26832323Goodnight OP, any rough idea on scheduling of the next thread? e.g. sometime in the week ahead? btw great chapter, nice work
>>26832363Probably daily for a while yet. I did two today and two yesterday. They generally last 30-50 pages
>>26832380Your write smut very well. I guess that's a compliment? Also, did you intend for the Jester's dart to become a luck-stealing thing, or is that just a joke still?
>>26832440Just a joke.The dart was empty, intending to make you guys unecessarily paranoid.
Ok, so last I left off we were being disembowled by the jester dude.Can I get like a short summary of what's happened so far?