Plaguebearer-chan pushed through the crowd behind Scout and Cultist-chan. "Hey guys, I got punch! Woah, what's going on here?"
"But... Empra, I'm sorry, Macha, but how could you even think... I've always teased you, I've always been suck a jerk!"
Macha's painstakingly applied makeup was streaming down her face. "I thought it was your stupid way of expressing affection. I thought you joined student government because of me. I thought you came to prom because of me. Because you loved me. But all this time... you weren't complaining to make a stupid joke, you actually hated me for ordering you around. I'm... I'm sorry! I was mistaken!
Scout tried to take Macha's hand, but she flinched away. "Immortal God-Emperor on the Golden Throne, Macha, I'm so sorry, I'm an asshole! I've been such a huge cock!"
Plaguebearer-chan, watching in fascination, sipped her punch. The orks, tired of watching the girls mucking about, surged forward in a mob and pulled them apart, as they shrieked happily at the attention. On stage, the coke-addled Doomrider stumbled backwards, singing at the top of his voice.
Macha's face was a picture of misery, her delicate hands balled into fists as she screamed. "I don't care! I love you anyway, I love you BECAUSE you're such a jerk! I love huge cocks!"
Doomrider fell backwards into the noisemarines, stepping on their amp cable. The music cut off as they shoved him forward, and he careened into the crowd, mike thrust forward toward Macha. The orcs, laughing raucously, pitched the witch headlong over the crowd.