Your brain has recovered from the highway-speed crash and is now puttering along in fits and starts like a kid with a stick-shift and a learner's permit. You mumble, attempting to make smalltalk and play into the idea that Miho and Rose hanging off both arms is the most natural thing in the world. "Your Tiger Bundt?"You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and, as you glance over at Richard you see in his eyes that he realises you've lost control of the situation. You absently grab your fork and cut into your cake, hardly taking the time to notice how good a reproduction it is of a Tiger tank.Richard is completely comfortable around women- you're just barely comfortable around Rose. This is unfamiliar territory for you- you're trying to play his game. You need to get control of the situation...>Man up- we can play Richard's game.>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.>Other.
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.There can be only one
>>26759192>Turn to Miho "Okay you win."We need to stop before shit gets anymore crazy.
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.We can do this.We *must* do this
>>26759192>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.This is doing terrible things with the Org chart.
>>26759192>MAN ZE FUCK UP We own zese bitches.
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.And if we are abandoned by treacherous luck,And if we don't return back home again,If spaghetti's bullet finds us, and fate calls us away,Yes, us away,Then our tank shall become an honorable iron grave!Then our tank shall become an honorable iron grave!
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
>>26759192>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.Honestly, people. Don't play to our enemies strengths.
>>26759192>>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.
>>26759192>>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
>>26759192>Change the game.Always play to your strengths
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.This shall end in a glorious trainwreck.
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.How could it POSSIBLY go wrong?
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.Oh God my sides.
>Change the game- Get us back on familiar groundThis needs resolving before Saori's gossiping fucks us over
>>26759192Well, we said we'd trust Miho right?
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.MAN THE F--- UP! we are the alpha man here on this boat! if we cave here, richard can and WILL use this agienst us later.
>>26759563>Man up- we can play Richard's game.Fuck, forgot my vote.
>>26759192> MAN UP
>>26759192AH AH! TIME FOR TONKS!
I can see trying to play richard's game ending in one way. Remember Cupcake from SWQ? We have no promises of BlackJack sparing us if something similar would happen.
>>26759192 >Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground
>>26759783oh shit... NO, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, NO! cupcake messed up so much with young and Minna, we DO NOT need to go there. that and raise the yaoi flag we DON'T want!
>>26759563We can trust her to stealth molest us with plausible denaibility.
>>26759192>>Man up- we can play Richard's game.Trust the Commander.
>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground
>>26759783>>26759893Guys, remember what happened the LAST time we metagamed ourselves into playign it safe?When we convinced ourselves that Miho had a Masterful Keikaku(tm) even though she didn't? And it cost us the practice match?
>>26759783I only have one thing to ask....why would you do this
>>26759893Indeed and it could have been even Worse if Planefag decided to be a sadistic bastard. It should serve as a lesson as to why you don't go full hijinks but it's being ignored.
>>26760015Yeah, but even if she has no plan we're getting kisses and snuggles from a pretty girl here.Hard to not play along,really.
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.They're just women. And we're just pranking.Hard. Pranking hard.
>>26759192>Man up- we can play Richard's game.WE TRUST YOU MIHO!OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN! Please tell me she's got a plan and isn't just using this as an excuse to grope us
>>26760020>TK goes out backwardsGod damn he's cool.>>26760046I'm arguing FOR playing along. We don't want to back out just because of something that happened in a different quest, that's the very definition of metagaming.
>>26760020Fuck that series was great.http://vimeo.com/50396498
>>26760015This isn't a mere meta game being safe, it's riding the randerp train to fucking-cupcake-ville where the population is "Russel's ruined relationship with Yukari if not a few others"And this time? Miho's really showing some tactical genius.>>26760020To warn you of what you're risking with this reckless path.>>26760046But there's the risk of Yukari walking in to see it.>>26760106have you learned nothing of pattern reconginition, that and this is made very much in SWQ's mold as the rampant hijinks atest.
>>26760120>But there's the risk of Yukari walking in to see it.She can join in.Miho could probably wink-wink her into playing along.
>>26760046when you put it that way....oh yea, think about this. if it's hard on us, just imagien what Miho's brain is doing. SHE JUST GAVE HER FIRST KISS TO US! her mind might be in total MELTDOWN mode too!
>>26760120>implying Yu/k/ari won't understand the concept of trolling
>>26760164It doesn't count if it's on the cheek for a scheme.
>>26760120>But there's the risk of Yukari walking in to see it.Yes.You see.Why troll one.When you can troll both.
>>26760046>>26760106>>26760120>>26760158>>26760164guys.. guys...we just need to be like the dude in this pic. and have Rose, Miho and Yukari around us as pic related. AND we act like the guy in the pic.
>>26760173From what I've gathered, Miho's picking up on it far faster than Yukari is.>>26760249I'm not exactly against such a thing but this is not the way to go about it.
>>26760192First kisses>Count when on the lips, even by accident or under force>Don't count when on the cheek, forehead, or scalp/hair>Always count and cannot be forgotten when on the dickThe things Japan has taught me.
>>26760265i guess we better keep our shirt buttened up for now.
>>26760249>Rise is only trying second hardest to get on MCs dick>Character derailment the anime
We mustn't forget we're booked to watch a movie with Fluffy Garupan tonight.
>>26760249You might have an idea there.
>>26760249if only we had the swag of this guy, we would have the entire school
Anons, I just realized what we need.We need an old US Army greatcoat (official designation: Overcoat, Wool, Roll Collar) that we wear around like a fucking cape.All will be impressed by our impeccable sense of style.
>>26760361Never forget the Fluffy.
>>26760473...This could actually work, if we only do it for matches. Make Kay fucking jelly.
>>26760507And the Pravda ladies, too. We'll be more Commissar than them, and they will KNOW IT.
>>26760473back to shopping once we get free. and we WILL need it once we face pravada. that winter zone will be damn cold, that's for sure.
>>26760473As the owner of such a coat, I fully agree with this. Not only are they immensely stylish, they are also incredibly comfortable.
>>26760476We don't want to make her cry from the loneliness and perceived rejection, after all.
>>26760529Wear our Patton Helmet while we're at it. And grab a bubble pipe like McArthur's. Just for extra generaldom.
Saori still looks uncomfortable- she's the only one who, for certain, doesn't know quite what's going on. Richard is smiling though, just slightly- you're out of your depth and he's loving it. Screw that- you're the aggressor, here! This is your show!You take a deep breath, a bigger bite of Tiger Cake. You are good enough, you are smart enough and, gosh darn it, women like you! In other words, it's time to out-alpha your driver- you look him in the eye as you relax back into your seat and spread both your arms to encompass your ladies- Miho flinches a bit, but Rose- bless her cold heart, goes with it perfectly. "So, Richard, must be hard being around all these girls, knowing that Saori's the only one for you." You look over at Saori. "No offense, meant. You're a heck of a catch for him!" You shrug, pulling your arm back from Rose to take another bite of cake."We keep each other in line." He says smiling. "You thought I was an aggressive romantic- you're lucky she had her sights on me first!" He's a natural. "Rose, I didn't know you were into open relationships!">Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.>"Well, for a guy like me, women need to share...">Other
>>26760507>Make Kay fucking jelly.Kay has her A-2, though. Her impeccable sense of style is different, but still equally impeccable.
>>26760529If we want a Commissar Coat, we could just buy an actual Soviet Army great coat. Even one's for general officers are only about sixty bucks.
>>26760556>>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.Oh god.
>>26760556>Miho flinches a bit,SQUAD PANICKEDWe need to wrap this up decisively.
>>26760556>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.Girl's got the heart of a sniper, time to let her shoot the man in the open to lure out his buddies.>>26760600Doesn't fit with the rest of our WWII US Army aesthetic.
>>26760556>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.Then we grab some Lemon Hetzer and feed it to her off our fork.
>>26760556>Let Rose answerIt's our best shot. >>26760565With our helmet, we'll outstyle her and be fifty times more AMERICAN. So AMERICAN we make bald eagles cry and the Star Spangled Banner plays wherever we go.
>>26760556>>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
>>26760556>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.Maximum overtroll
God dammit. You went for it and now we're in Richards field. HE HAS THE HOME ADVANTAGE.
>>26760556>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.I think we need to prepare for Rose's fury after this stunt we're pulling.
>>26760529We'd better have our hull-mounted loudspeaker by then. Show up to the match playing this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvyGbBkYw4
>>26760649STAY ON TARGET
>>26760556 >Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
>>26760629If the Girls get the German-styled Uniforms still, we should see if we can find some SS-issue Winter Jackets.Warm, Comfortable, camouflage-reversible, fits their idiom.
>>26760649So did the Germans. Remember what happened to them?
>>26760556>Let Rose answer
>>26760649>HE HAS THE HOME ADVANTAGE.Think of it like the battle of Berlin, and we're the Red Army.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_a4WgIctWQ
>>26760701...everyone teamed up on them and beat them into separate countries?
>>26760556Are you kidding? Did you ever honestly think one guy would be enough for Rose? I mean I tried, but I admit I struggled a bit, but then Miho well...
>>26760672>Not Blood on the Risers>Not Primo Victoria>Not Ghost Division
>>26760755It's Sweet Home Alabama, played on a balalaika. It's like the ultimate taunt.
>>26760730See >>26760722They got their shit utterly kicked the fuck in.
>>26760556>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.we can tag team with her if needed. and we should feed cake to both Rose and Miho while we're at it.
>>26760556>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.And while she is answering him we take a fort of cake and spoon feed the piece to Miho.
>>26760768Sweet Home Chechnya?
>>26760768Ghost Division would be just as fun though. Sweet Home Alabama is awesome though.
>>26760629>With our helmet, we'll outstyle her and be fifty times more AMERICAN.I know I'm biased as a Kayfag, but I like the idea of giving her the helmet, something to remember us by. "Here's lookin' at you, Kay."
>>26760249Russels? Becoming Yu? What's next, we're gonna get an adorable mascot character that makes terrible puns? We help banish our friends' inner demons?
>>26760840>Giving her the Patton helmetNo no no. We give her a one star.
>>26760473Why not a USMC boat cloak? Those look fantastic as fuck.
>>26760600Because we're American. So American we own and operate a 90mm Cannon, 2 baby killing .30 Cal machines guns, and an anti-tank .50 BMG machine gun on an anitaircraft mount. On a tank. At age 16. In Commiefornia.Fireworks light themselves in our wake.>>26760722We're going to bend him over the table and rape him until he liberates the proletariat from the capitalist chains?
>>26760872Doesn't fit the ARMY STRONK thing we have going.
>>26760887>.30 caliberWe've got M2's motherfucker.
>>26760860Three-star. She can be Bradley.>>26760872'Jack was an Army tank, and we're in a Patton helmet. Unified aesthetic and all that.
>>26760791Not to Miho. Sharing food or drink is First Kissu Tier in Japan.Miho will freak.
>>26760916Not in the hull. Hull/Coax are .30s
i can't wait for the hue when the news spread.Since we're basically shouting this to everyone in the sho-...Miho's onee-sama is here, isn't she?
>>26760916Sometimes they're even useful!
>>26760881>navyfixed that for you.
>>26760950Fuck. My bad, I missed the .50 you mentioned on the top hatch mount, and thought you meant that we didn't have one.
>>26760967No, that's later.
>>26760850>What's next, we're gonna get an adorable mascot character that makes terrible puns?We have one. Darjeeling.Also Anzu to a lesser extent.
>>26760972The fuck is this
>>26760967Worse. It's her mother
>>26760976I always found that hilarious. And when a friend of mine mentioned he was going into the marines, tormented him endlessly with that fact, as he thought the navy was full of faggots.
>>26760967>>26761033They can join the Girlpile.
>>26760972>Fires M2 Browning at Guts Team>Instant Victory>TK is ripping off GuPQuest for his torture porn
>>26761044Ok, I often fear for Russels' life when we get up to the higher tiers of prankery with the girls, but he would physically not survive that encounter.There's a reason we don't see Miho's dad anywhere
Reminder that there's a T28/T95 on the wall of one of the cafes they go to
>>26761039Well you know what they say about submarines...
>>26761097And that someone that looks suspiciously like Arisa can be seen in one of the hatches
>>26760972dude, not cool man. do not kill garupans here.
>>26761086>There's a reason we don't see Miho's dad anywhereYeah, because Shiho is basically the tanking equivalent of a Bene Gesserit Witch. She got him drunk, collected his seed, and then raised her daughter without knowing him, in case the breeding program requires breeding the girl with a relative from that side of her lineage.
The only way we can come out of this predicament without embarrassing ourselves is if we let the absurdity of our situation sink in and just stop caring. We will be unflappable because we are in a state of social anxiety based shock and the second we are alone long enough to process it, we are going to flip the fuck out. But until then, our jimmies shall remain unrustled.
>>26761111we should give her a call about that tank AND pic. besides, she might know about what tanks this school had..... SHIT! SHE might have hid them herself! DAMN IT!
>>26761086Because he got deployed beyond the gate to 'defend' Japan from medieval fantasyland?
>>26760949Not QUITE that tier.Indirect Kiss is just below First Kiss for girls who haven't had theirs though.
>>26761206...Why would we have a phone number of someone we havent met yet? Arisa is from Saunders Academy.
Hey Blackjack, stop playing WoT and please write the next post. Or I'll fucking cut you, you motherfucking cock sucker.
>>26761264(face palm) sorry, i thought that was chou, the woman who first recruited us and brought us and our tank into this mess.
>>26761405Nope, it wasn't Chouno.
>>26761210...I like your thinking.
>>26761352Hey Blackjack! STOP PLAYING WoT!
>>26761212I never really got that. At all.
He isn't playing WoT, he's writing the next post
>>26761210i would like to think that Miho's dad is a born mechanic and fixes, upgrades and generally repairs most of the equipment on Black Forest's boat. he's rather busy and stays off screen.
>>26761480Dude, I've been in matches with him between posts. He plays WoT between posts. This is a known fact.
>>26761491Or maybe Miho's family are like human Anglerfish or Preying Manti.
>>26761480i hope so....also, we should try playing THIS from our load speakers when we put on a show for people.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MT1Qy-v5eM
You look over at Rose expectantly and she doesn't disappoint. "Well, we've tried to keep it secret for a while." She says, almost bored. "Didn't want the rest of the crew getting freaked out- but now that most of them have their own girlfriends to attend to..." She shrugs. "Miho was just a... happy accident." Smooth as ice.You smile, carving off a piece of the Tiger's rear hull. You nods over at Rose. "Her idea. Though I certainly wasn't unhappy with the idea." You say with a smug grin and a wink over at Miho. "This stuff is good- here try some Miho!" You say nonchallantly before plopping the cake in her mouth.She blushes almost to the point of luminscense and eats the bite of cake. Uh... um..." She verbally wiggles before dropping back into character. "It's really good!" She seems fine for a few more seconds before she stands up. "I- I have to go to the bathroom!" And practically sprints away from the table.>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!>She was too weak, let her go!
>>26761497So have I. I meant he was *currently* writing a post.
>>26761497See:>>26761535Never doubt the Black Jack.
>>26761508NOPE! they are modeled off nazi era families it seems. so the men/husbands just WORKED their tails off.
>>26761535>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!>"You. Are. Smalltime!" and exit
>>26761535>Go see if Miho is OKDAMMIT WE CAN STILL MAKE RICH FUCKING JELLY.
>>26761535>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!Harem end go?
>>26761535>Gone too far, grab Miho
>>26761608No no no. Richard Jelly End. Which is the best possible end ever.
>>26761589you say that like japanese husbands don't work their tails off>Jagd-chan apologizing to Mr. Nishizumi about their tracks
>>26761535>Go see if Miho's okay"The toilet after just coming from the toilet? I believe thats my cue."Leave with a shit eating grin.
>>26761535We seriously need to get to the Gotcha before this gets too out of hand.>Soooo, while everybody was putting the Excelsior together, you two snuck off, huh?
>>26761535 >We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
>>26761535>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!
>>26761535>She was too weak, let her go!She lived by the sword, she died by the sword. Such is the fate of those who underestimate our spaghetti containment protocols
>>26761535>She was too weak, let her go!Gaijin Level MaximumWe just ignore the whole cultural ramifications. We are Gaijin, hug everyone, clap all the time, shower in the morning and after sex, think sex is like a handshake, treat women like people.
>>26761535>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!
>>26761630Yeah, This should be our primary mode of attack.
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
>>26761535>Play it off like this is normal"Maybe we should've waited a bit longer to all go out together. Believe it or not, she was a lot worse at the beginning, poor thing was a nervous wreck at the thought of going out with the both of us. Rose, can you go check up on her?"
>>26761535>She was too weak, let her go!and add to thissee if Rose can go after Miho and we can take it from here. the payload has been delivered anyway.
>>26761627But Japan is Nazi Germany.
>>26761535Supporting this >>26761701
>>26761535This is our best choice:>>26761701>Play it off like this is normal>"Maybe we should've waited a bit longer to all go out together. Believe it or not, she was a lot worse at the beginning, poor thing was a nervous wreck at the thought of going out with the both of us. Rose, can you go check up on her?"
>>26761701>>26761705either of these can work
>>26761535>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!The longer we keep this up, the more likely Saori spreads it to EVRYBODY
>>26761535 >We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!Fix it
inb4 rose bounces us in the closet
>>26761754I'm with this guy, comfortable with both
>>26761775That just means all of the other girls will just have to try harder if they want us. And I am okay with that.
>>26761775...Oh shit FLUFFY. SHE MUST NEVER KNOW! IT WOULD BREAK HER MORE THAN A PANZER III WOULD IN RUSSIA!
>>26761535 >We've gone too far with this- attend to Miho!
>>26761798>Saunders match>Our comms are an absolute chaos of bitcheing and gossip>>Arisa's face when
>>26761535This guy's got my vote>>26761701
>>26761802we just let her know about this trolling via Rose and MIho letting her know when they take off.
>>26761827>just as planned....
>>26761701Throwing in with this fucker
>>26761827that is fine. we send the real orders via texting anyway.
>>26761899Dammit, I forgot to save that pic.
>>26761827.....OH LORDY! Arisa is probably going to be PISSED, the gossip will be a bout who is going to pair up with the new boy toys AND SHE JUST LOST HER BOY FRIEND BEFORE THE MATCH!
>>26761701There is no way this can fail>mfw this fails HARD>mfw I don't have a face
>>26761981...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!I never thought of that, this is fucking great!
>>26761701Oh yeah. Definitely this.
>>26761981>Yukari's face when Arisa infiltrates Oorai to try to get in MC's pants
>>26761981>AND SHE JUST LOST HER BOY FRIEND BEFORE THE MATCH!Look at this guy. He thinks Takeshi ever noticed Arisa.>laughinggunnerandloader.jpg
>>26762054Yukari's gonna have a 'bitch imma gonna cut you' face. Or be too destracted by a model tank left nearby.
>We go to Yukari's place>She's sobbing in the corner>Before we can say anything her enraged father opens our throat with a straight razor
>>26761701We shall be forever unrustled
>>26762054Won't it be kinda suspicious seeing another American girl transfer to Ooarai just days before our match with Saunders, moreover trying to get into our pants?
>>26762084Yukari's going to want in on the relationship.Sweet Russells and Nishizumi-dono action? Sign her up.
>>26762177>Possibility of Fluffy&Genius threewayBueno.
>>26762164Do you not remember the sneaking mission to Saunders executed by "Sgt. Oddball" in the anime?Also, Saunders girls aren't American, just Ameriboos.
>>26762447>implying Saunders isn't a holding pen for the offspring of those dishonorable Japanese women that soiled themselves with Gaijin semen
>>26762374I can approve of this.Though Long term I think it'd end up with Fluffy as the waifu and Miho being Fluffy's best-friend-with-benefits.
>>26762493So...Army and Marine brats whose parents earn enough dosh to ship them to a carrier school off the base grounds?
>>26762560Hence why the school just has enough cash to just spam shermans all day.
>>26762560Basically, yes. That's the accepted fanon for most.
>>26762560>Bunch of kids with names that easily translate between english and japanese variantsHoly shit, you might be on to something there.
>>26761701This. Cool as ice>>26761968here ya go
>>26762560>Almost everyone on Saunders has an American parent in the armed forces.This is my headcanon.
>>26762493Technical term is "Amerasian", and I'm personally convinced that Kay's granddaddy was an American GI in Korea and/or 'Nam, who met her grandmother while on leave in Tokyo.Of course what she would never admit to her team is that he was Air Force.
>>26761701This guy knows what's up. I'm going with this.
>>26762708Her dad must be so proud of his little blonde ball of FREEDOM>>26762740>chair forceDon't you dare
>>26762706As an Army vet: Ain't that the fuckin' truth.
>>26762770Hey, he was a pilot at least. Now if he was Permanently On the Ground, I could see it being TRULY shameful, but as it is, it's just Kay having a complex about it.
Watching Miho rush out of the room, you're torn- it's obvious you've gone too far for Miho, but Richard still hasn't cracked. Do you continue with the plan orgo attend to the girl you might've just emotionally broken?Dammit.You stand up, nodding to Rose. "Richard, Saori. We know you both sneaked off during the water fight." You look at Richard specifically. "There will be punishment for your desertion at a later date." Saori opens her mouth to say something. "Not you, Saori- this is entirely between my driver and myself." You say with a smile before pointing up at your eyes. "This isn't over. I'll be watching you..."It's not hard to figure out where Miho went- the entrance is in the opposite direction from the bathroom. You approach cautiously...>Tell her she did a great job!>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far...">"What's wrong with you? You blew the whole thing!"
>>26762830So like how this guy feels about his dad, a clerk?
>>26762881>>Tell her she did a great job!>>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
>>26762881>Tell her she did a great job!>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
>>26762881>Tell her she did a great job!"You almost had it, perfect, too. Not bad for your first attempt."
>>26762881>>Tell her she did a great job!>>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."This
>>26762881In order:>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far...">Tell her she did a great job!
>>26762881>Tell her she did a great job!>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far...">>26762882Pretty much. Also, you have good taste in shows that make you feel bad when you realize you're laughing at a guy with crippling PTSD due to being a child soldier.
>>26762881>YA BLEW IT MIHO!
>>26762881>>Tell her she did a great job!Thatt'l do, miho thatt' do.
>>26762560I'm not sure if I think Darjeeling or Kay is prettier. Darjeeling has that elegance and lemon blonde hair, but Kay's so warm and has slightly wavy strawberry blonde hair... and they're both rather heavily armed, if you know what I mean.
>>26762982Personally, I prefer Kay, because of that warm personality you mentioned, but every Garupan is Best Garupan.
>>26762881(Blackjack, i am disapoint, i was hoping for max swag)>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."if she reacts postively add this>Tell her she did a great job!
>>26763062I don't think Russels can muster it, not since anon insisted on taking the rage over a blue tank to /v/ levels.
>>26762830>POG>Producing someone as great as Kay
>>26763133>the rage over a blue tankWe're Americans, not Ultramarines. Those are like diametric opposites.
>>26763133messing with blackjack was beyond personal. it was like being up his grandpa. That tank is personal and Anzu needed to learn there are limits to her bull shit. but thankfully, she is coming back down from that of being an A-hole and may even become a good friend.
Let's invite Miho to movie night with fluffy to relax her, 'kay?Fluffy will be ecstatic to have her two favourite Donos over.
>>26763240good lord, at least give us a good color pattern like the Dark Angels or Salamanders.
>>26763024Yes, I'm just struggling to decide which one of the Garupans I like the best.
>>26763285I'm not sure how ecstatic she'd be actually. I mean, she was obviously in on the whole "rustle Russels" game plan, so she might have more of a romantic head on her than we give her Fluffiness credit for
>>26762982Darjeeling and Kay are both great choices for non-Oorai girls although I'd personally add Nonna as well. I agree though, it's difficult because all Garupans are best Garupans
>>26763325I'm not seeing it TBH.Nothing in her invitation and responses suggested romance - just that she'd found a friend to watch cheesy war movies and hang out with. And was kinda depressed when we did the faux-blowoff thing cause that's a hell of a letdown.
>>26762881>Tell her she did a great job!>>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."Both of these!
>>26763219He wasn't. That's my point.In the Chair Force, POG is "Permanently On the Ground". Much like "Personnel Other than Grunts" it's a derisive term for the guys who don't risk their lives for their paycheck and benefits.
>>26762881> "Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."I am disappoint in all of you.
>>26760972Well I laughed. Sauce?
>>26763355Yeah, I like Non a too. I'm a sucker for long black hair.
>>26763690>laughs at killing our beloved garupansyou are one sick bastard.
>>26763690>laughing at the death of Garupans
>>26763694Nonna and Katyusha are my favorites.
>>26763843>MFW Nonna/Katyusha single-handedly turned FP into Vanilla Yuri Artist
>>26763843I want to see Rose go gaga over Katyusha. Like Sena does for Kobato. Alas, it'll never happen.
>>26763843To sadpanda! ...I'll be in my bunk
>>267638439/10Would love tenderly.
>>26763837Awwww, isn't that cute, they think they have a tank.
You stand outside the unisex bathroom. Looking around you make sure nobody is listening in and when you're sure enough, you gently knock on the door. "Miho, you in there?"You don't hear anything. "Hey, I'm sorry- that went a bit too far." You honestly. "I didn't know it was going to get to you..." You lean against the wall next to the door. "C'mon, say something!" You wait a couple of seconds, listening closely."I-it's okay, Commander." Miho says, so quietly you can barely hear her through the door. "I didn't know that you and Rose were-" Things all snap together in your brain. She didn't know that she was putting herself into a threesome. "I shouldn't have done what I did- I'm sure it embarassed Rose. And I wouldn't want to get in between you two...">"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!">"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier.">Other.
>>26763876Is that The Scout?
>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!">"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier."Inb4 it's another Mihoruse
>>26763796>>26763837Is there an issue?
>>26763901>>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"no... nonono... NONONONONONONO... NO!
>>26763901>>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"Drama defusal time!
>>26763901>Other."Miho, Rose and I were just messing with Richard. I don't think I could get Rose to notice me 'like that' if I wanted to."
>>26763901"Stop trolling me, Commander. You know full well that we were just screwing with Richard."
>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!">"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier."
>>26763901Yeah, we should laugh and let her know that Rose would sooner eat her own right arm rather than date us. Our plan was to strictly get under Richards skin.Honestly, the fault is our own. We did not share our intel before the battle.
I say we pursue Rose!
>>26763901>[x] "Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"Come clean now.
>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"the show was a part of the plan i just cooked up! she knew and went along with it! (explain! explain! explain! and hope and pray she isn't texting this out! oh god, Rose, get in there and tell her this was a set up!)
>>26763901"I must say, you are a shrewd one... you seen the faux relationship Rose and I were pretending to have, and not only played along, but also enhanced it for maximum trolling of Richard!!! That is why you are the Team Commander and I'm just the muscle...""But My apologies for a lack of a briefing about the mission. I sent you in blind with only your wits and skills to see you though. That is my bad..."
>>26763961Isn't that that guy's name from 15 Hours? Sage for off-topic
>>26763964>Rose would sooner eat her own right arm rather than date us.
>>26763995That would be the ultimate long-game Richard troll though...ACTUALLY dating his sister
>>26763690Same author as 'Witches no Panties,' 'Requiem 5 a Dream,' and 'The 200 Day War of Me and My Sister'Among other works with less memorable titles.
>>26763994I'm surprised someone else read that. Got it in one, dear anon.
>>26764016>The 200 Day War of Me and My SisterWell...that explains a lot. Fuck that doujin. Seriously, just...fuck it
>>26764034They're all meatphors for the artist's own life.
>>26764009I know. More importantly, Re is the childhood friend, and the childhood friend never wins. This is our chance to buck the conventions and go for the childhood friend.
>>26764050Rose.Rose is the childhood friend.I clearly need a new keyboard.
>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"The idea that she would hook up with any of the team was sure to wreck his psyche.
>>26764077>filenameThanks for that. You almost made me spit out my drink
>>26764034What you don't like seeing Kirino get the shit beaten out of her until she's blind in one eye and then get sold to a porn slave ring?
>>26764077That gif reminds me of the time 4 consecutive volleys I got on an FV183 in my AMX 12t.It was so beautiful.
>>26764049>witches no pantiesHis life was Platoon?
>>26764107When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD>>26764119No I didn't. Not. One. Bit
>>26764145Tanks!>AHHHHHHHHHHHH!You'll be good at them!
>>26764192ARTY SCOUTING: a sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC for normal sports
>>26764217What about mah Medium tank?
>>26764247Turn that everytank into a BEVERYtank! BEVERY stands for BEVERAGE!
Power Driving!Power Loading!Power Drifting!Power Planning!Power Ambushing!Power Shooting!Power Recruiting Gurupans!You'll recruit so many Gurupans!400 GURUPANS!
>>26764123Basically when he started out he aspired to become a mangaka, even won an award for best upcoming artist or something. He was like 20 at the time. Every single thing he ever did after was a failure,or never started. He's in his 40's now.
>>26764273>>26764287You'll feel like a MAUS made of BICEPS
You'll be so fast the refs will be like "slooow doooown" and you'll be like FUCK YOU and run her over with your TURBO TRACKS
>>26764312Poor guy. He gambled, and lost.
>>26764361I feel like this is like looking into the mind of every light driver ever
>>26764320You'll win at everything forever!RACESMAINTENANCESENSHADOVANDALISMAND ART
>>26764467You'll even win at the Lee!TOP GUNNNNNNNNNN
>>26764312Wow.That got dark.>>26763901>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!">"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier."And for the record I dont think this is a ruse.
>>26763901>Other>"There's nothing to get between here. Actually I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to leave out the back door because Rose is going to kill me for making her pretend to be my girlfriend."
>>26764524We interrupt this advertisment to BLOW YOUR MIND. Garupans now come in MEN! With preposterous amounts of Beefcake! PREPOSTACAKE
>>26764658whoa.Also whatever happned to threat 49?It skips straight from 48 to 50 on suptg.
>>26764707Archive's all fucked up.This thread's been archived and it's literally at the bottom.
>>26764707someone probably fucked up the numbering or forgot to archive
>>26764077The horror...the horror.
>>26764707http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26683155 Quest Thread 49.
>>26764312Don't wanna pass judgement, but maybe it's the torture porn.That and the piss drinking fetish.
>>26764812Nah, all that came after the failures.
>>26764754I like how he just casually kills his ally too.
>>26764844Damn, when he fell he fell hard didn't he.
>>26764876Well, the tank doing the stomping just got 2 kills, so I think he's happy.His mechanics aren't ,but still.
>>26764511Still not convinced, well check out these testimonials from real senshadou practitioners:400 Garupans.*twitch twitch*Nishizumi-dono, it's just as she- AHHHHHH! AHHHHH!
>>26764939Mechanics are never happy.
>>26764844>>26764888I feel like he read every chapter and watched every episode of Bakuman. And he went through at least a handle of whiskey and a gallon of tears for each.
Just an Ausfag hoping to see pic related in action in this quest.http://www.mheaust.com.au/Aust/Research/Sentinel/sentinelmk.htmBest Commonwealth medium tank and all.*wink wink nudge nudge*
>>26764888Yeah but I'm sure he sells copies and it seems some people love that stuff alot. Some artists are willy to sell their soul for cheap.Worse part? people are quick to scan/translate such stuff.
"Woah. Wait." You say quietly. "You thought me... Rose...?" You laugh, doing your best to keep it down. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Miho. No, that's not it at all! Rose is like... My sister or something!" You try to get your laughter under control. "Dating her would practically be incest! We were just screwing with Richard 'cause he skipped out on helping with the Excelsior." And the water fight- the dirty coward.Miho is silent for a moment. "Wait... So..." You practically hear her exhale. "Oh I'm sorry! I totally blew it!" She sounds mortified."Oh don't be..." You say, grinning at the situation. "You should've seen the look on Richard's face when you walked out there and, er, kissed me." You feel yourself blush a bit as you think of it."His face?" Miho says with a giggle. "You should've seen yours!">Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!>So, Miho, got any ideas on how we can screw with them some more?>Other.
>>26765040>>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!More tanks plz
>>26764979Mine are on those rare occasions that I don't try to scout in my Tiger II.>>26765040>>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!Well, hurt worse than Rose is going to hurt us later.
>>26765040>>So, Miho, got any ideas on how we can screw with them some more?
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!God forbid we end up sinking the ship.
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!
>>26765040>So, Miho, got any ideas on how we can screw with them some more?
>>26765012Yeah, by all accounts his doujins are selling pretty well, even great.Man, I wonder how he feels, knowing that grim parallels of his life are more successful than he ever was.
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!Time for some reason at last.
>>26765112Sort of pisses me off as tehre's some nice vanilla doujins going untouched due to such tendencies.Makes me think a meteor wiping out 60%+ of the population would be a good start.
>>26765040>>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!Some men just want to see the world burn. I am one of those men, but I won't hurt cute girls. Not in the feels. The longer we keep this up the higher the chance that we will.
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!Tonks to fix, movie to catch.TIme for fluffy.
>>26765040>So, Miho, got any ideas on how we can screw with them some more?Rose is already going to hurt us later, might as well milk it for all it's worth.
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!Lets move on
We already achieved our objectives. Let's not over-extend.
TIEM FOR FLUFFY MOVIEDATE
>>26765040>Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!We require less girls and more panzer. There's a delicate balance to maintain here.
>>26765286Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like shit through a goose!
>>26765040>[x] Alright, enough with this silliness before someone gets hurt!We have had our fun, time to stop.>>26765130Ultimate degree of butt-flustered. Cry moar, pic related.
>>26765321like you do when something doesn't go your way? As there's been no lack of that in the quest.
>>26764993with your sentinels and our Semples, ANZAC school will be truly unstoppable.
>>26765379>>26764993let's not forget the sentinel with twin 25pdrs mounted in the turret as our flag tank.
>>26765332>dat responseSrsly? U 12 or somethin, m8?I voted to shoot the BP's hull, push hard during the paintball match, and go for beefcake. Your writing style makes all of your whining painfully obvious to anyone with half a brain cell dedicated to memory. "That and this will be just like SWQ as Blackjack is yadda yadda. That and everyone's dumb except me."
>>26765379Until someone pipes a certain song through your comms frequency.Then you'll be crying like nancy boys.>And there's me, in me slouch hat, with me SLR and greenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
>>26765332Actually, I picked this up just for you. Try and read to the end, if your attention span lasts that long.
>>26765460It'll only strengthen our resolve! Blow the bugle! For ANZAC spirit!
>>26765405That was just a testbed, y'know. Not combat-useable.
>>26765488Until the song ends, and they pipe through the sound of the Channel 7 chopper.
Miho finally opens the door. "So, what's the plan?" She asks, a devious grin on her face. (You notice her eyes are a bit tear-reddened as well.) A great commander knows when to press the attack to destroy his enemies, especially when his troops are ready and willing."Eh, I think they've had enough for now..." You say, shrugging. "Besides, they're onto us now." Miho looks a bit disappointed.You're an okay commander."I see." She says, straighten her cloths a bit before smiling at you. "Well, I had a lot of fun this afternoon! I would've never dreamed of doing things like this to my friends- do all Americans act like this?" She asks walking back towards the table.You shrug. "Just the ones that are really close friends- I've known most of them for years and crewing Black Jack just adds a whole 'nother level to that." You glance back towards the table. "When I said Rose is like a sister, I meant that almost literally."Miho smiles at you again. "Well, it was fun- I really enjoyed it."
>>26765460I would have gone with 'And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda'
>>26765492Other prototypes have shown up in senshado, like the Porsche Tiger or the Maus.
>>26764993I want to see at least one of those with the twin 25 pdr guns. >>26765379The Schoffield would be much better as NZ's offering. Its actually a decent light tank and not a complete joke.
>>26765610Problem is it's not a prototype. It wasn't armoured, had no feed or storage systems ever intended.It was litterally just two guns bolted to the chassis to see if it could take the recoil.Saying that counts as a prototype is like saying a stress-test machine is a Tank protitype.