You sit down on a computer chair behind Nekota, thinking hard. You'd expected your erstwhile loader to be hanging out with what constituted the gaming club. You'd expected him to flock towards his fellow nerds, but it had been a red herring. (Though you're going to have to remember this Nekota girl- she's got a good tactical mind on her, despite the fact that her only experience is on an online game.)You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank and you're looking to find your loader, Roy, who has been staying up late talking with someone, probably a girl.Probably. Not that there's anything wrong if it isn't a girl- you'll support his lifestyle no matter what floats his boat.Miho sits down next to you. "Sorry, I was wrong..." She says, sounding a bit dejected. "You think he's meeting with a girl?" She says. "Maybe they went on a date or something?" You look over at her- you weren't giving Roy enough credit. Why would he, finally getting a date, take her to do nerd stuff? Even he'd know something like that wouldn't get him a second date.>"So where are the date restaurants around here?">"Do Oorai have a theatre?">Who would know more about the Oorai dating seen?
>>26683155>So Miho, if some guy asked you out where would you want him to take you?Or barring that answer>Who would know more about the Oorai dating seen?
>>26683155>"So where are the date restaurants around here?"
>>26683155>Who would know more about the Oorai dating scene?Saori ho!
>>26683240>Ask a girl who's never been on a date about the dating sceneThis is a terrible idea
>>26683155I'll go with >>26683184If Miho clams up we go ask Anziu
>>26683301>Implying she doesn't spend most of her time looking for places to take her man when she finds him.
>>26683301That's show Saori, she's actually got a boyfriend in this reality.
>>26683155>>"So where are the date restaurants around here?"Worth a shot to see if Miho knows anything.
>>26683363She's the only cannon-straight one
>>26683155>[x] "Does Oorai have a theatre?"WE GUP NOW.
>>26683155...Did Nekota get to GuP from a Leiji Matsumoto anime or something jesus christ.
>Who would know more about the Oorai dating seen?We need to find Saori and ask her and in doing so embarrass Richard who'll be holding her hand.
>>26683421We've had this post several times now.
>>26683685He's mentioned that he posts it in every thread, yeah.Have some badass memoirs http://english.iremember.ru/tankers/17-dmitriy-loza.html
Your threadly reminder that GUP is recruiting casuals and tryhards, if you're interested convo an officer from GUP or GUP2.
>>26683753>Such a case occurred once in Ukraine. Our tank was hit. We jumped out of it but the Germans were dropping mortar rounds around us. We lay under the tank as it burned. We laid there a long time with nowhere to go. The Germans were covering the empty field around the tank with machine gun and mortar fires. We lay there. The uniform on my back was beginning heating up from the burning tank. We thought we were finished! We would hear a big bang and it would all be over! A brother's grave! We heard many loud thumps coming from the turret. This was the armor-piercing rounds being blown out of their cases. Next the fire would reach the high explosive rounds and all hell would break loose! But nothing happened. Why not? Because our high explosive rounds detonated and the American rounds did not? In the end it was because the American ammunition had more refined explosives. Ours was some kind of component that increased the force of the explosion one and one-half times, at the same time increasing the risk of detonation of the ammunition.
Boy people are waifuing so hard, choosing someone who knows as much as Oorai as we do (miho) as opposed to those that lived here (Yukari and Anzu)Then again being partially descended from SWQ, some really stupid ass shit is to be expected.
>>26683785>My tank was hit on 19 April 1945 in Austria. A Tiger put a round straight through us. The projectile passed through the entire fighting compartment and then the engine compartment. There were three officers in the tank: I as the battalion commander, the company commander Sasha Ionov (whose own tank had already been hit), and the tank commander. Three officers, a driver-mechanic, and a radio operator. When the Tiger hit us, the driver-mechanic was killed outright. My entire left leg was wounded; to my right, Sasha Ionov suffered a traumatic amputation of his right leg. The tank commander was wounded, and below me sat the gunner, Lesha Romashkin. Both of his legs were blown off. A short time before this battle, we were sitting around at a meal and Lesha said to me, "If I lose my legs I will shoot myself. Who will need me?" He was an orphan and had no known relatives. In a strange twist of fate, this is what happened to him. We pulled Sasha out of the tank and then Lesha, and were beginning to assist in the evacuation of the others. At this moment Lesha shot himself.
You think for a second, this is Roy we're talking about- he'd never get the courage up to ask a girl on a date. Then it dawns on you and you immediately spin in your chair to face Miho, who jumps as you're suddenly face to face with her. "Miho, if you asked a guy out on a date, where would you want to go?"She blushes furiously at the thought. "I-I haven't really given it much thought..." She says, pressing her fingers together nervously. "I...""C'mon, Miho, everyone's given it thought!" You say, resisting the urge to roll your eyes. How the hell is this the same girl you'd fought against earlier today?"Well... There's that cafe. I saw it there on the way back from that first practice match. It's got all sorts of Panzer stuff and I heard they make panzer-shaped deserts.""Tank." You correct. "I don't know..." Rose says "I mean, why are we assuming its someone on the tank team- and there's that fancy Italian restaurant downtown..." She says. "I mean, give him some credit- taking a girl on a first date to a tank-themed cafe is almost as bad as bringing her to a computer lab...">"Let's check it out the cafe.">"Let's try downtown- there are other places we can look there, too.">"Hedge our bets- Check both." (Who gets sent where?)
>>26683421Yes, aboard the Panzer Express Type Chi-Nu Chi-Nu Chi-Nu
>>26684009>"Let's try downtown- there are other places we can look there, too."Also he's American, and Rose is his sister
>>26684009>"Let's try downtown- there are other places we can look there, too."
>>26683937If we were waifuing we'd have taken Yukari.
>>26684009>"Let's check it out the cafe."
>>26684047what else explains something so painfully short-sighted? Now the thread's doomed not to get much done because /tg/ had its head up its ass too much to choose correctly.
>>26684113we were CREEDing.We've caught the nishizumi-domo bug from Yukari
>>26684009>"Hedge our bets- Check both." (Who gets sent where?)Cafe first, Downtown second.
>>26684091Anybody else notice how Hana always has a huge bucket of food whenever they're eating?
>>26684174She's eating for two.
>>26684009>>"Let's try downtown- there are other places we can look there, too."What could be more romantic than an Italian dinner date?
>>26684207RICHARD!!!! YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!
>>26684009>Hedge our bets - check both.
>>26684262Oh c'mon, it's not like Richard can just up and leave. He's stuck on an aircraft carrier, after all, and there's only so many hiding places in the bowels of the ship.
>>26684373...You do realize that the ship we're on is approximately six miles long, right?
>>26684400not that he can have access to most of it. >"Hedge our bets- Check both." (miho to cafe, MC to down town)
>>26684009>>"Hedge our bets- Check both." (Miho to cafe, MC downtown)
>>26684135"-dono"It's "Nishizumi-dono", the "-dono" suffix being roughly equivalent to "milord".
>>26684840right, that. my mistake
>>26684174It all just goes to her tits anyway, so she can get away with eating like that. Girl probably has a metabolism like a wolverine on meth.
>>26684262wait, wait, wait. yes. i know getting her knocked up at the first go of it can happen, but it does not always happen. i say roll a d20 to see if she's knocked up. 1-2 nails it.
>>26684262>>26684373>>26684943Guys, Richard is seeing Saori, not Hana. Red hair, fastest texter on the whole ship, obsessed with boys, ringing any bells?
You spin around in your chair, thinking. Granted, Miho's smart, but she's not the type who's probably been on a lot of dates. Neither has Roy, for that matter, so it's attractive to think he'd be just as naive in his choice.However, an Italian dinner would be far more romantic and you're pretty sure Roy isn't dumb enough to throw whatever poor girl he's ensnared into the deep end of his nerd pool. You spin to look at Rose. "When did you ever-""I've been on plenty of dates!" She says defensively. "PLENTY!""..Right." You say, blinking. "Let's head downtown- we can look around down there..."It's only a ten minute walk towards what serves as Oorai's "downtown"- the grocery store, a few restaurants, some specialty shops and a small, two-screen theatre. "There's a lot of places he could've taken someone..." Miho says. "Where do we start?">"The Italian Restaurant is a good idea...">"Isn't the ice cream shot around here?">"What if they went to see a movie?"
>>26685074>>"The Italian Restaurant is a good idea..."seems the most likely
>>26685074>>"The Italian Restaurant is a good idea..."
>>26685074>"Isn't the ice cream shot around here?"nice italian is a bit much for early dates
>>26685074>"Isn't the ice cream shot around here?"
>>26685074>"Isn't the ice cream shot around here?"Hell forget Roy, let's get some ice cream with our commander and our gunner
>>26685074>"Isn't the ice cream shop around here?"Also contemplate that Roy is dicking around with his usual shenanigans
>>26685074>>"Isn't the ice cream shot around here?"
>>26685074the ice cream shop is an easy sweep for him, but if he's not there, we might need to check the movie theater.
>>26685074>"The Italian Restaurant is a good idea..."And start humming Billy Joel.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz48xw_OiM
>>26685205I prefer this Billy Joel song http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Z6Yi_tlhs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL8Z6Yi_tlhs
>>26685444Best Billy Joel song incoming...>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Z6Yi_tlhs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL8Z6Yi_tlhs
>>26685554All of Billy Joel is awesome guys. All of it.OI BLACKJACK UPDATE WHEN?
>>26685554HEY! post story! not songs!
>>26685205>>26685444>>26685554Wrong wrong wrong.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9t5XK0FhA
>>26685444We're going to an Italian Restaurant, I figured my choice was most fitting.Also,>implying best Billy Joel song isn't thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6gZefW4yEA
>>26685074>[x] "What if they went to see a movie?"Movies make for great first dates if you don't know what to talk about, since you don't have to talk much. Perfect for our loader!
>>26684113>implying we won't get anything done for reasons other than Blackjack being glacial.
>>26685855>implying that blackjack is slow normally and isn't playing WoT now.
>>26685855Not denying that as a factor, but the readers proving "shooting the ceiling is a better decision than what /tg/ makes" is right doesn't help either.
>>26685911He appears to be posting from his phone if that youtube link is any indication
"I think Italian might be a bit heavy for a first date-" You say, looking over at the Ice Cream. "...I mean if it were me, I'd think a full-on European dinner would probably scare the girl off." "Ice-cream." Miho says, catching up to your train of thought.You nod. "It's inexpensive, non-threatening. If he bombs he can easily pass it off as friends just getting some food." You stroke your chin. "Besides- it's well-lit and open in there, easy to just scan it and leave if he's not there. Unless you guys want ice cream?" You look at Miho and Rose. "Either of you want ice cream?" They look at you. "We'll figure it out when we get there..."You enter the shop quietly, scanning back and forth across the tables and booths- and then you see him, sitting at a table....With Duck Team's gunner. Akebi."Jesus, Roy." You say under your breath. "Way to swing for the fence...">Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.>Roll with it spontaneously- Operation Embarass Roy is a go!>Pull back- we need a plan of attack!
>>26686070>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.Shit son, good job. Let's get some ice cream and watch from a distance
>>26686070>Pull back- we need a plan of attack!ALWAYS go in with a plan.
>>26686070>>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.I'd rather not invite him cockblocking us down the line at a key moment.Hopefully we'll have 2-3 updates to do other things now.
>>26686070>>Pull back- we need a plan of attack!We don't want to ruin this for him but we do need his help with the tank. Anyways good for him that he's pursuing a girl like her.
>>26686070>Let him beIf he actually getting somewhere it will only hurt him if we interupt him. What we need to do is walk by so that he sees us then smile a wicked smile and give him the thumbs up.
>>26685991i don't have a "smart" phone. so i won't know.>>26686070BINGO! got him!>otherno need to emabarass him... NOW that is.flip out phone and take a ton of pics of those two and use it for later blackmail.
>>26686070>Pull back- we need a plan of attack!
>>26686070>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.Bros don't cockblock and nobody can be more bro than crew.
>>26686070>>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.>>26686124I'm changing my vote. Yeah, let's not be dicks about it and let him try to have a chance with the girl first. Let's go cockblock Rich.
>>26686137then pull back and leave him be i also ment to add to that!
>>26686070>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.Let's get some ice cream and watch. See if the rest of the volleyball club is lurking and watching too
>>26686070>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.Never cockblock your brother. We don't share blood, but we're crew dammit, and that makes us brothers.
>>26686070Pretend we haven't seen him, get the girls and ourself a snack and ensure he sees us... We shall let him panic slightly as we make plans....quick question though, I thought we were supposed to be getting him to do the wiring in the new tank...We could always notice him as we are leaving and ask if he could help with the wiring on the tank later...The fact we say nothing about it should scare him more than if we did say something...
>>26686070>>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.Leave him be. Less shenanigans, more tanking, please.
>>26686098>>26686146hey, don't break the bro rules. leave him be.
>>26686190>Less shenanigans>Anything even remotely related to the militaryReally, buddy? You think there's LESS shenanigans?This is yawn-tier compared to some of the stuff that I've seen happen in the shacks.
>>26686190or more character developpment.>>26686243Some of us are weary of entire quest threads being taken up by mindless hijinks. It's probably also why certain quests have bad reputations.
>>26686070>>Pull back- we need a plan of attack!
>>26686275I know that, but if you're expecting tankers, infanteers, engineers, or any combat arms personnel (Or teenagers doing the job in a psuedo-military fashion) to NOT have shenanigans well beyond what we've had already, well, you're fucking nuttier than a squirrel bathhouse.
I don't think we can fuck with him on this.
>>26686070>>Pull back- we need a plan of attack!If we run from this, Rose will never let us hear the end of it.
>>26686070>Let him be.Best of luck to you Roy.
>>26686423So when are we drawing a dick on a bathroom stall wall?
>>26686070>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.Subtly grab his attention and give him a nod and a smile
>>26686485unless we back up and give her a call and let HER take care of this.
>>26686070>[x] Pull back- we need a plan of attack!Oh man, this is perfect!>>26686250Fixed yer pic.
>>26686608no, you mean THIS pic
>>26686070>Let him be- she's hot and... very physically... fit.And she knows ballet?Full fucking package Roy, manly tears and manly thumbs up. I wish you the smoothness of Mechazawa's voice.
>>26686801BJ had it right. Can't blame the guy for aiming high.
>>26686975shoot, here WE are, unknowingly winning over both Miho and the Fluffy one. we should turn a blind eye to this.
>>26687319I think we should hold off until Nonna.
>>26687418She's battlefield hatefuck tier
You watch your loader- he's happy. Why shouldn't he be? Even among the generally... attractive Volleyball team, she stood out- a tall blonde Japanese schoolgirl. How did that even work, anyway? The lightest hair you'd seen before her was light-brown. Well, and Miho's red hair."So... We found him." Miho says, looking over your shoulder at them. "What are we going to do now?"Dammit, Roy- if you'd gone for someone at your own tier, it'd be an easy matter of embarassing the crap out of you publically. Knowing that he'd landed this though... Screwing it up would be like defacing a precious piece of art. Like trampling Spring flowers. Like painting Black Jack blue.And so, you swallow your pride. "Nothing." You say just barely smiling. "We let him enjoy this." You turn and walk out- you're pretty sure Roy never even saw you. It would've been perfect but... You can't do that to him.You stop outside. Rose glances back over at her brother but Miho looks... disappointed.>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?>Let's head back to the hanger- the rest of the crew needs to know!>Other.
>>26687447>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?
>>26687447>>Let's head back to the hanger- the rest of the crew needs to know!and by crew, i mean the volleyball crew
>>26687447>Acqiure Yukari, watch movie.
>>26687442Fuck I want to get to Pravda already. Hurry up, Blackjack.Also, someone needs to fix up the suptg archive. It's beyond fucked.>>26687447Let's check up on Richard ad Saori.
>>26687447>"Ok, we can't mess with Roy, but Richard and Saori snuck off somewhere, and that's a valid target."
>>26687447>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?Also Miho doesn't have red hair.
>>26686250>WorkingMah nigga.>>26687447>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?
>>26687447>>"Ok, we can't mess with Roy, but Richard and Saori snuck off somewhere, and that's a valid target.">>26687548This oh so much this.
>>26687447>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?i'm sure Miho knows where she is at this time.
>>26687447>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?What's the worst that can happen? We walk in on dickings?Actually, worst that can happen is that we walk in on Saori giving a post dickings summary of events no one man can accomplish without entering Guinness, but what are the odds. Besides, we love a challenge.
>>26687447>>Let's head back to the hanger- the rest of the crew needs to know!If Richard ends up ruining somethin with Yukari, I know who to blame.
>>26687447>Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?Blood for the blood god.
>>26687762>blood. All girls school.this probably isn't what Khorne had in mind.....
Next time on GuPQuestThe plot inches forward slower than a T95 climbing a hill with a dead driver and damaged engine.
>>26687447>[x] Miho expected embarassment- where is Richard and Saori?Looks nearly universal so far.
>>26688246CAN it move up a hill like that?
>>26688282Yes. You mark your speed in epochs rather than km/h, but yes.
>>26688365So it would go around 3 meters per age of man?
>>26688282>>26688246It would go negative kph.
"Well, we have secondary targets..." You say, smiling. "Richard and Saori have gotten off to somewhere." "Phrasing." Rose says flatly.You ignore her. "Their off having a good time...""Phrasing." She says again, now annoyed."...while we slave away finding out the gunner is having a few licks with Akebi." You say, with faux outrage."Okay, you're doing it on purpose now..." Rose says, rolling her eyes. Yes, in fact you are. The bonus of putting that image of her brother in her mind is a bit of a bonus, though."Right, Miho- you know Saori, right?" You ask, leading your group down the sidewalk. "Where would she take my driver?" Miho should know more than enough about Saori to know- wait, if she was able to guess what you would do so well...She thinks for a few seconds. "She wanted to go to that tank-themed cafe.">Let's do this...>Call in reinforcements...>Other.
>>26688428>Call in reinforcements...Hey Yukari, wanna have some tank cakes?
>>26688428>"Alright, chums up, let's do this LEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS!
>>26688428>>Let's do this...this has been going on so pointlessly for too long I just want it over with, also>finding out the gunner is having a few licks with Akebi."isn't Rose the gunner...
>>26688428>>Call in reinforcements...inb4 swat team takedown with half the team at saori's house
>>26688428>>Let's do this...I just hope that we don't find them holding hands.
>>26688428>Let's do this...PANZER VOR!
>>26688428>Let's do this...Let's go for that panzer cake cafe. If they're not there we at least can console ourselves with offering our wingmen a cake.
>>26688428>>Call in reinforcements...Tank cakes? Yukari'd love it here. Never mind the fact she'd be likely a better choice than Miho as a guide (having lived her most of her life)
>>26688428>Call in reinforcements...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk
>>26688489Don't you mean "PANZER VORE!", anon?
>>26688428>Let's do this...>Other.Can we order take out too? The Auto Club might need the sugar rush after their workAnd since we're going full SoL anyway, do it right and proper with CAKE.
>>26688428>Let's do this...
>>26688509I don't know what is the most frightening here: eating a tank or a people-eating tank...
>>26688428>>Let's do this...
So i figure a lot of you play WoT too, I'm at the decsion point. Tiger or Tiger PWhich should I go for first?
>>26688565tiger pmaus stronk
>>26688565Speed or armour. Your decision.
>>26688428>Let's do this...We should see if we can call up the other girls to met us there.
>>26688565>Ever not choosing the Sexy Porche Tiger with it's sci-fi petrol-electric drive
>>26688565Depends on what you want. A good tank now, or a good tank later.The Tiger P is superior to the Tiger except for speed, but the tanks later in the line I haven't heard that many good things about.The Tiger is gonna get a speed buff in 8.8, but in every other case it's inferior to the Porsche version. On the other hand, I've seen people sing praises about the King Tiger and the E-75.
>>26688428>Let's do this...Sometimes I'm reminded why I keep this tank.It isn't the endless Tier 8 battles.>>26688365What if the tracks were also damaged and the commander was down. Also no Vents.
>>26688565The Tiger. Much like the Panther. And many other German tanks. Will force you to learn how to play, because it's fucked by tier placements.The upside to this is that you will learn to get good. The downside is that you will lose. Alot. And be lit on fire all the time.
>>26688686Bad fuel systems.
>>26688428>Call in reinforcements...>>26688565If it's your first tier 7, get the Tiger P. The Tiger is a terrible first tier 7 because its bad armor, top speed, alpha, and DPM gives it a very niche role on the field: cower at long range and snipe.And since the Tiger P has an identical gun, it does the exact same thing, except it also has 200mm of frontal armor. Other anons are right, though: Tiger II > VK 45.02A, and E-75 > VK 45.02B.
>>26688713More like WGs way of modelling the frontal transmission is to put an engine hitbox in the front as well as the back and call it a day.
>>26688565I'd say go with the Tiger unless you really want the Ferdinand or the 4502. The Tiger itself is a nasty little tank once you get the gun and start upgrading the engines, you just have to learn how to play it is all.>>26688428>Call in reinforcements...Gather the fluffy. Tonight, we ride.
>>26688754I was talking more the historical tendency for late-war German armor to have fuel systems that leaked everywhere.
>>26688631If the driver's already dead, knocking out the commander or removing vents wouldn't affect the speed unless the commander had Jack of All Trades trained. Additionally, it's been confirmed that damaged tracks don't have worse traverse speed or passability, they're just easier to break a second time.
Guys, we don't even know if our target is at that cake shop. Let's at least spot them before rounding up reinforecments for no result and getting ridiculed ourselves. Okay, we can acquire Fluffy whatever the situation is, but she's special!>Let's do this...
>>26688821Our fluffy senses are tingling?
>>26688882If they haven't been since movie evening, then Russels is gay!
>>26688797>Additionally, it's been confirmed that damaged tracks don't have worse traverse speed or passability, they're just easier to break a second time.That actually makes me feel a lot better. For the longest time I wasn't able to get Top Gun in my 3601H. Moment I hit 5 kills, boom team becomes hyper competent.First time I got Top Gun, I lost as the last man standing having failed a rush back across Himmelsdorf to reset cap. The game ended as the shot was leaving my barrel. I had two damaged tracks and every time I thought about that game I kicked myself for not using a repair kit to fix my tracks and get me back faster. Knowing it wouldn't have mattered is somewhat cathartic.
"Right." You say as your assault party reaches the front of Cakes und Panzer. A quick look through one of the windows reveals your driver's position- sort of hard to miss a talk white guy around here. "Miho, go in first- don't try to be cute, just get in there sit down and get their attention." You say, Miho nods, looking a bit excited. "That's when the real attack comes, not from you, but from the sides- the two veteran shenaniganners they didn't even know were there."Miho stares and you feel the need to explain the rest of the plan. "The point is... They will be embarassed when we start to eat off their plates... Alright, go! We'll follow in a minute."You watch as Miho starts falling apart almost the moment she gets through the door- stumbling through a short conversation with the hostess and blowing her cover to Richard- you see Saori's head turn around to see her commander embarassingly stumble through the cafe and take a seat- on the other side."Commander, if your mother had seen you do that she'd be very upset..." Rose says, watching everything happen."I thought you were my mother, Rose?" You say back. "Let's do this...">Screw K/D- hard on the objective!>Go slow- set up for the big finish.>Other.
>>26689119>Go slow- set up for the big finish.We need to make this good.
>>26689119>>Go slow- set up for the big finish.Let's make it the worst date they ever had. And it will be all our fault! AHAHAHAHAH!
>>26689119>>Go slow- set up for the big finish.Tactical swat takedown on some delicious cake. I approve.
>>26689119>Other.Join Rich and Soari. Pretend to be on a date with Rose. Act like this relationship is common knowledge.
>>26689119>Other.quickly observe if our targets realize the jig is up. if they are acting nervous, they know Miho is the bait. if so....>Screw K/D- hard on the objective!but if they don't react to Miho, then...>Go slow- set up for the big finish.
>>26689182Holy fuck this
>>26689182Pffff, that's so bad that I actually support this.
>>26689182Mein Gott how evil...... I like it!
>Go slow- set up for the big finish.This will backfire abominably, won't it?
>>26689151 hereChanging vote to this:>>26689196>Other.>Join Rich and Soari. Pretend to be on a date with Rose. Act like this relationship is common knowledge.
>>26689119>"That's when the real attack comes, not from you, but from the sides- the two veteran shenaniganners they didn't even know were there."We said that in our best Alan Grant impression, right?>>26689119>Go slow- set up for the big finish.
>>26689119>Go slow- set up for the big finish.
>>26689182The relationship IS common knowledge, to everyone but Russels and Rose (who will of course never admit it).
>>26689182Gott mit uns! Double embarassment for the win.
>>26689182You heard the man BJ. Get to it.
>>26689182>thisYou magnificent bastard.
>>26689119>>26689182So very much this (unless Rose kills us for the very idea)
>>26689570Yeah, we might ask her opinion first, especially if we value keeping our head firmly affixed to our neck!
"So, what's the plan, then?" Rose asks, leaning against the wall outside the door."Well, I think the mechanics could probably use some cake as a thank you- they're really overworked!" You say, formulating your plan.Rose rolls her eyes. "I mean for Richard..." She says. "You're the tactician here- what's our angle?" Your about to continue stalling when lightning strikes whatever part of your brain is responsible for the greatest ideas you've ever had- getting into tanking... naming a Pershing "Black Jack"... Putting french fries on a chili dog. It's brilliant in it's simplicity because it turns Saori into your unwitting accomplice...You smile deviously. "Well, my one and true love, mon amie... I think we should go out on a date.""No..." Rose says. "Oh no... Nope. I am not going to pretend to be your girlfriend..."
>>26689182This. God wills it.
>>26689647>Nope. I am not going to pretend to be your girlfriend.Who said anything about pretending?
>>26689647NEXT TIME ON GUPWE MOVE THE PLOT FOUR PARAGRAPHS FORWARD, THAT IS, WE ENTER THE CAFE
>>26689647>next time on GuPQ, we might actually take 3 steps
>>26689647Inb4 >Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest
>>26689647She'll come around. I'm sure of it.
>>26689647"Who said anything about pretending, Rose?"
>>26689647>Well, my one and true love, mon amie"Mon amie" means "my friend". "Mon amour" would mean "my love".
Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest:>Rose pretends to be our girlfriend.>Richard is 2lewd.>I remember promising you guys a movie at some point...Girls und Panzer Quest will return Monday at 5-6PM PST!Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to learn when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>26689647>inb4 NEXT TIMEso what are the headcanon looks for the crew?
>>26689725Do we look french to you?
>>26689726>Rose pretends to be our girlfriend.>pretendsYou keep using that word...
>>26689688>>26689690WHO THE FUCK UPVOTES THIS QUEST ON SUPTG
>>26689761Nice baiting, mate!
>>26689784He's no master of it, though.
>>26689870cmon blackjack, if your going to make these an hour between posts can you atleast run for more than 4 hours?
Speaking of SUPTGThe archives for this are FUCKED UP
>>26689940Unfortunately, I've got work in the morning. Monday I'm going until the usual 2AM PST, though.
>>26689949how the fuck are you employed, you must have the best boss ever if he keeps you on with the WoT:Work ratio you have
>>26689870Why does it take you an hour anyway?What the hell is your schedule?
>>26689949or maybe just, not play WoT in between posts so we can get 80% more story per thread?
>>266899754-5 WoT games to every post, pretty simple
>>26689725We learned our French through Remy LeBeau's attempts to get with Anna Marie in the cartoons of the 90's.It suffices.
>>26689949Those are the nice ones because they're still ongoing when I get in for lunch.
I wonder how deep the hole of stupid will become by the end and just how many tiny Blackjack threads will it take to dig ourselves out of it.
>>26690440You don't enjoy teenager shenanigans, anon?
>>26690440>GuPQ addresses daily life of crew in between practice match and round 1 of the tournament>baaawww only dumb shit's happeningAnon pls. There's more to GuP than tanking. Are you so autistic that you can't recognize how long-time friends interact? Teasing's a given, and teasing about relationships is a given when you're a teenager.
>>26690619>TeenagerIt happens at any age, anon.You'll realise this when you grow up.It's especially bad in any armed force, though.
>>26690535Do you enjoy threads that fail to develop any characters because people just have to get their hijinx fix? I remember that being particularly annoying past a certain point in SWQ.>>26690619You're overexaggerating things. I just like the cast to get developed and not have a poor AND slow man's SWQ on my hands. That and I can only imagine the havoc it'd cause. After all what if Yukari has it in her head that Russels and Rose are really dating? Such 'pretend' stunts have a nasty way of being taken seriously.That and I though only (shitty) romantic comedies used 'pretend' dates.
>>26690707>implying the "pretend" date isn't our way of getting Rose to finally go on a date with us after years of sexual tension
>>26690721It still doesn't excuse the problems it'll cause, though the yuksters probably don't care as long as they get their fix.
>>26690707Before characters can develop, or as part of it, you must first see what they start out like.>people just have to get their hijinx fix>the yuksters probably don't care as long as they get their fixBroken record pls stap.Actually, from that repetition, I'll bet each of these was you too:>>26683937>>26684113>>26685931even though they lacked your highly characteristic "[MuhOpinion] as [reason]" or "[Sentence]. That and [sentence]. That and [sentence]."Stop squalling like a small child when people dare to vote differently than you.Lastly, pretend dates are a thing in real life. Romantic comedies sometimes said dates cause misunderstandings. Bad romantic comedies draw said misunderstandings out nauseatingly long. Now, think hard before answering this one: what do you get when you combine a slice-of-tankey setting with all girl characters, with some OC males?Sage for calling out a shitposter.
>>26691017>Romantic comedies sometimes have said dates cause misunderstandings.Fix'd.
>>26689060For some more catharsis: once the cap hits 100, and the message "Friendly base captured!" is displayed, damage to capipng tanks no longer resets cap. Only killing everything in the circle, or forcing them out of it, will reset it. Kills prolong the game by resetting the 5 second win timer that ticks down after base capture, though.Lost a game in my E-75 thta way, damaging their T-44 just milliseconds too late. Was quite mad.
I finally got caught up with the quest. It's great.But it's not SWQuest tier till you have people posting lewd alternate routes.
Clearly next thread we must inform Richard of Roy's actwvities