Hello everyone, this is my first time making a quest. Hell, it has roughly been two months since I discovered Tg collective games in 4chan and after seeing the various quests and reading some archives, I decided to try my hand in this. However be warned this is my first time doing this and is kind of a work in progress so there may be a few bumps and mistakes along the road but hopefully I wish to make a quest that will be fun. So let’s start shall we?----In the small country of Tesenturia, a major event in History has occurred. Established after the Second World War it is located underneath Eastern and Western Russia just bordering the Asian Continent making it the ‘Center’ of Asian and European culture. However such a mixture has proven quite volatile during the establishment of its independence as it has been in constant conflict between various countries and factions within the government which continued to the modern day. However today will be a day to be celebrated (or rather has) as various empty bottles of ‘victory’ liquor littered the floor of my barracks along with my fellow comrades who just last night had dragged me to a nearby bar to celebrate ‘Tesenturia Peace Day’ and continued the festivities to your barracks much to my dismay if it weren’t for the fact that after many years of fighting and conflict within the country after a series of peace treaties with the various countries it has warred with and through many reforms managed to piece together a stable democratic government, peace within the country seems finally at hand. Though the other reason is by the time I actually got back with my comrades I was already too hammered to care. Then just as the morning rays begin to peak through the windows of the barracks, a pair of boots echoed across the room the sound getting louder and louder coming straight towards you.“ATTENTION!”Almost instinctively you rise out of your bed and say
>>26614795> (Specialist) Medic (Gives +1 when trying to heal/first-aid someone when it comes to rolls)> (Specialist/Corporal) Combat Engineer (Gives + 1 to any Building Construction/demolition when it comes to rolls)> (Corporal) Rifleman (Gives +1 when using a firearm/combat when it comes to rolls)I will consider other class though I’m kind of set on these three classes and will anyone is willing to give a name to our protagonist?
>>26614807fuck that, its time to get manly as a little girl chevliar. name Yunika Tova.
>>26614869I should have mentioned earlier that we're a guy...sorry.Also the Tesenturia Army does not recognize such a position, was it some type of knight?
>>26614807[X] (Corporal) Rifleman (Gives +1 when using a firearm/combat when it comes to rolls)In a rather groggy and vague voice. "Sir? What is it?"Name: Yuri Ivanov
>>26614807>[X] (Specialist/Corporal) Combat Engineer (Gives + 1 to any Building Construction/demolition when it comes to rolls)Because girl engineers are awesome. Name's Maya Cortez.
>>26614807>[x] (Specialist/Corporal) Combat Engineer (Gives + 1 to any Building Construction/demolition when it comes to rolls)
>>26614915It seems Combat Engineer won.I'll wait five more minutes but do we have a name we can agree on?
>>26614807>[x] (Corporal) Rifleman (Gives +1 when using a firearm/combat when it comes to rolls)Sacha Morozov. But who shall be D'Artagnan to our Athos?
>>26615035Tak-tak-tak-tak-tak, if you're going to do it, you might as well just embrace it and be named Pavel.
For some reason when I saw this thread I just became... really sad.
>>26615034Combat Engineer won by a coin flip>Writing
>>26615137“Corporal Yuri Ivanov, reporting for duty.” You mumble rubbing out the crust from your eyes and cradling a small hangover from the previous night. What could he possibly want at this hour? “Sir? What is it?” “It’s Ma’am to you Corporal.” Your superior responded and your eyes shot open you thought the voice was familiar but waived it as the booze messing with your head. “Maya, What the-““It’s Sergeant Salko now.” She lets out a small smirk in which is normally covered by a red scarf as she added. “Just got promoted as of yesterday.” Maya Salko, A close friend of yours since you started military school (Due to the constant fighting the Tesenturia government mandated that all citizens at the age of 15 must begin some form of military training as part of the learning curriculum in order for the country to have a sizable pool of soldiers to defend the country) after various circumstances and experiences during that time and being in the same squad as you once finishing military training you’ve been close to each other ever since. Well that will explain why she wasn’t here during the time of the party at the bar or here for that matter.“I’ve been ordered to scrounge up a small squad to patrol the outskirts of the city.” She explained as she looked at the various drunken men and women not even awake after her call. “Though it seems these drunken sons of bitches won’t be of any help luckily you seem to have your shit together enough to help me out here, so gear up we’re going on patrol.”She slaps you on the back causing you to lose balance briefly as she then walks out of the barracks to possible try to find any sober souls to come on this patrol.With a sigh and thinking that maybe some fresh air will do you good you head for the armory to find some equipment you can use.>Anything your hoping to find, roll d20
>>26615685Nugget and a revolver. Gotta maximize reliability and STOPPAN' POWAH.
>>26615685I forgot, this is Sgt.Maya Salko
Rolled 11>>26615685Power Armor
Rolled 20>>26615762Would probably help if I rolled.URAAAAAAA!
Rolled 20>>26615685A good rifle, a sidearm, some grenades, a standard combat engineering tool kit. Pliers, flashlight, wirecuttert, mine probes, yadda yadda. Explosives are always good as well. You never know when you need to blow shit up.
>>26615802Two Goddamn 20's in a row?Goddamn>Writing
>>26614795>Hell, it has roughly been two months since I discovered Tg collective games in 4chan and after seeing the various quests and reading some archives, I decided to try my hand in this.Questfags why.
>>26615801>>26615802We find twenty. Twenty moist nuggets. But what will we do with twenty moist nuggets? We only needed one!
>>26615851We're an Engineer, I'm sure we can find something we can use 19 nuggets for.
Rolled 16>>26615851We make nineteen Obrezes!
Rolled 6>>26615846It can't be stopped.
>>26615862Its just>Hey gaiz! I just got here so I figured you needed YET ANOTHER anime fanfiction quest!WHY.
Rolled 18>>26615875The call of the Waifu is seductive. Original Content has no chance.
>>26615875The siren song of killing dragons with a fighter plane, anon. It is strong.
>>26614795So help me, if you fuckers go the Louise route...
>>26615970>implying /tg/ would settle for any girl who isn't Tabitha
>>26615970Maybe the QM is some kind of wizard capable of writing her to not be an insufferable cunt.Its possible, its been done before in similar circumstances. Maybe not with any character on quite the same level of cuntitude, but its theoretically possible. Maybe.
>>26615986I like Tiffania, myself.
>>26616029Even if she isn't a turbocunt, I'm opposed to Louise route.>>26616042Not enough books. Not only is Tabitha love, but she can help us wrap our head around this freaky-ass world we find ourself in.
So guys, should we teach the peasantry to make matchlocks once we're on the other side, lead a revolution against the magocracy?
>>26615833Even after the treaties and peace being not so long ago the movement of equipment was quickly underway either for disarming or relocating to more primary locations which such heavy equipment was needed. Nevertheless you ventured towards what was left and found that it has been stripped bare. Until you found a small corner in the armory in which some equipment was left untouched and took advantage of what was left. Obtained:Light Weight Body Armor: Built for maneuverability it can stop sidearm ammunition easily and to some extent rifle rounds as well to a much lesser extent. Combat Engineering Kit: A standard engineering kit used for quick repairs and help set up minor defenses/fortifications.Demolition Kit: Equipped to help set up or defuse explosives it comes with pliers, wirecutters, a mine detector, and a few pounds of c4, etc.3 RGD-5 Gernades3 Smoke Grenades (If you can give me, the type of military smoke grenade, I'd appreciate it)Standard Military Kit: Sleeping bag, cup, Rations, etc-Unfortunately all the pistols were either disassembled or were taken away but you did find a few things in which to take a pick at but with all the other equipment and the differing calibers, you can only choose one. Ak-47: Old but Proven Assault rifle, 4 30-round clips (120 rounds)PPSH-41: Old Russian sub-machine gun 3 35-Round Box Magazine (105 rounds)M1 Carbine: Old NATO surplus 7 15-Round Magazine (105 rounds)Mosin-Nagant with bayonet: Old Bolt Action Rifle 6 5 round clips (30 Rounds)>Choose
>>26616151The Nugget.Of course we choose the Nugget.That isn't even a choice.
>>26616151M1 Carbine. The effective range ain't so hot, but within a hundred yards it'll fuck a man up pretty good, the accuracy is solid, and it's got plenty of ammo. Also very light, weighing in at only around six pounds loaded.
>>26616151Nugget.Sadly, I must sleep, for tomorrow I have work. East Coast signing off. Try not to get us killed before we're even summoned, /tg/.
>>26616151M1 Carbine let's cross class to sniper.
>>26616077But Tiffania's character development starts before Tabitha's. Well, I don't even know where you're going to be putting Ivan.
>>26616151The Mosin-Nagant. Not only is it bestgun, but it comes with a bayonet, which is an automatic awesome-multiplier.
NagantThe AK is clearly the most pragmatic choice being full auto and having the most ammo(in a respectable caliber, no less), but I can't say no to the nugget.
>>26616277Nugget is more snipery, and I voted for the M1.M1 has a rather limited effective range, topping out at around 100 yards. My motivation for grabbing it is actually me being a metagaming faggot. If we take it with us, we'll have more ammo than the nugget, and probably won't need to fight much beyond maybe thirty yards or so, letting the carbine shine.
>>26616289And who says we have to follow that? We're already so different from the young Mr. Hiraga that things are going off the rails as soon as we get there. I'm pretty sure Guiche getting a sudden case of lead poisoning will change things rather radically.
>>26616317But Anon, the mage cannot cast if you disable his brain from over a hundred yards before he even sees you.
>>26616303>>26616304Moist Nuggets all the way.
>>26616348Mages? I want Nugget also
>>26616394>Mages? Well of course mages.Oh....Wait...Oh no....You don't know whats about to happen, do you?I'll give you a hint: prepare for JARRING setting-shift.
>>26616394At some point, probably in the next thread, we will find ourself on a strange world where Magic is a thing, and Catherine the Great is even sexier, and an even BIGGER slut, than in real life. We will have been summoned as the Familiar of a short, pink-haired gigacunt of a Mage who seemingly has no talent. The truth is that her talent is for Void magic, which is pretty much raw destructive power.
>>26616443>Catherine the GreatOkay, I've SEEN ZnT and I don't know what the fuck you're talking about there.
>>26616426>>26616443We will be save with Nugget.
>>26616469Kirche. Her full name is Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst. It's a play on Sofie Frederike Auguste von Anhalt-Zerbst-Dornburg, the maiden name of Katherine the Great.
>>26616443Thank's for spoiling it.God damn metagamers.
>>26616151Mosn Nagant Won!, (Also made mistake, it should be 8 clips so you have 40 rounds)Taking your chosen firearm you’ve began to pack up in full gear and headed out towards the meeting point where you met up with Maya and the group she managed to round up in which next to them are a couple of parked…“Are those Jeeps?” You say a bit amazed at the old transportation in front of you and looked towards the group she rounded up. “Are those new recruits?”“Can’t be helped.” Maya sighed her hand pulling up her scarf to cover her face in frustration while the other shoulders a M14. “Most of the equipment and vehicles were sent towards other fronts or more important military supply bases to protect more vital interests and as a sign of good faith to show our neighbors that we’re not always armed to the teeth or looking for a fight beside it’s not like we’re new to this after all our unit is known as..”“The Reserve Corp.”“The Reserve Corp.” The Reserve Corp is a branch of the army in which is considered the Homeguard in which is often filled with fresh recruits out of academic training to gain experience or sometimes cadets still in training depending on how bad the circumstances were which was deployed in case of emergencies but ironically ever since the establishment of Tesenturia in one form or another it was always an emergency leaving the Reserve Corp as a permanent part of the Military however unlike the main army our weaponry are often a hodgepodge of either the very best and latest equipment or something that had seen fighting in the trenches of the First World War.Hell, You one time saw a senior member carrying a Springfield Model 1868 Rifled-Musket to battle (and even more shocking came back alive after killing a couple of patrolling enemy units with it). In short, the Reserve Corp equipment is very inconsistent though some of the members (Yourself and Maya included) that is its charm.
>>26616596“Well its better then Horse Carriage.” You said in a vain attempt at being optimistic. “Still the green recruits?”“Still the only ones I found not vomiting or unconscious and still sober on such short notice.” She explained as she gave a quick introduction to each of them. “Besides this is a simple patrol routine in a relatively clear area in which the peace treaties are now establish so hopefully this will be some easy exercise for them.” “I hope your right.” You replied looking them over before being given a slap on the back by your friend and you’re now superior motioning you to the two Jeeps and sat next to her Shotgun with two recruits at the back and the other four occupying the other Jeep before driving off.>Anything to say to Maya?>Now that some semblance of peace has been made what now?>How is the new position?>Other
>>26616616>your right>you're superiorDude, shorten your sentences, The Reserve Corp is a branch of the army in which is considered the Homeguard in which is often filled with fresh recruits out of academic training to gain experience or sometimes cadets still in training depending on how bad the circumstances were which was deployed in case of emergencies but ironically ever since the establishment of Tesenturia in one form or another it was always an emergency leaving the Reserve Corp as a permanent part of the Military however unlike the main army our weaponry are often a hodgepodge of either the very best and latest equipment or something that had seen fighting in the trenches of the First World War.This is a 112 word long sentence.
>>26616667Not long enough. The art of run-on sentences takes time to master.
>>26616667Sorry, It's a little late on my side so my mind is wandering a bit so I hadn't noticed.I'll try to be careful with that.
>>26616616>How is the new position?"So Sarge, what's it like to get promoted? How long before you go mad with newfound power?"
>>26616745“So Sarge, What’s it’s like to get promoted?” You asked before forming a small mischvious grin “How long before you go mad with newfound power?” Her response was a sharp turn with the jeep resulting in knocking your head against your rifle and the poor recruits bumping their heads against each other causing them to hold their heads in pain.“Apparently still the same Corporal.” She replied her eyes focused on the road as the scenery quickly changed from the military base you were stationed in to the side streets of the city on our way towards our patrol route. “Other then a little bit more paperwork and having to skip the party in which even you were drunk off your ass can’t say this newfound power is affecting on me much in a positive way.”“….”You stayed silent for a moment contemplating if she were to join that party with you intoxicated.“Besides Corporal.” She continued but with a mischievous grin similar to your own, “Who said I wasn't already mad?”It doesn't take much imagination to now imagine what might have happened.You must really thank the higher brass for promoting her on the day of the party, they might have just saved your life…>Any other questions?That’s it for now, I figured we would've gotten past the prologue but considering how late it is and my slow updates, I guess it must continue next time.If someone can archive this, I’ll really appreciate it and thank you for taking part in this little experiment of mine.
I'm a sucker for Zero no Tsukaima fanfiction.I haven't found any good stuff yet, though.>inb4 Hill of SwordsAnyway, let's hope that OP gains mad skillz during the run of this quest. Your sentences are currently very German.
Holy shit the quality of this quest is awful.
>>26617067You don't need to rape the suptg archive with your quest.Just make a pastebin log of the archived threads on archive.foolz.us. Besides, foolz actually shows which posts are being quoted by, unlike suptg
>>26620275And it's only going to get worse.
>>26620435I actually hope that he gets better.It could be a good quest if he spends some time learning how to do it.But I want to shoot the ironic shitarchiver. He's probably the reason why this was instantly archived instead of waiting for how it plays out.
>>26620448Do not deceive yourself, anon. This quest cannot be salvaged.Ellipses everywhere.
>>26617067what's the rough schedule plan gonna be?