It takes every ounce of strength left in your body, but you haul yourself to the top of Black Jack's engine deck. You close your eyes. Is this it? The end? You feel the waterballoon in your hand; its the last one. You look across the hanger- completely saturated highschoolers litter the ground- fallen in the name of a cause you can't even remember.You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and things really escalated quickly."MIHO!" You scream, pulling yourself up to stand with the last of your strength. "THIS ENDS HERE!" You see her standing on the other side of the turret, surveying the war she started. After Anzu had brought Hippo and Duck teams to your side, the war had begun in earnest. An errant water balloon had brought Rabbit Team's freshmen girls into the war under Miho's banner."Never." Miho calmly turns and looks at you. "It will never end, Commander Russells." An arm turns to reveal her own water balloon- impossible!>What do you do?
>>26590015BANZAI!By which I mean wrestle her into the tank
>>26590015Eat the first water balloon.Then RETURN FIRE
>>26590015Dodge one shot, then drift behind her and-Wait, wrong episode
>>26590015One last charge. For glory or death awaits.
>>26590015Accept the inevitable
>>26590047Yes, let's escalate this into the physical. Close-combat water fighting.Because it's escalated this far, might as well take it all the way. Bonus points if we get to suplex something.
>>26590015take the hit, but keep marching on her postion. then GRAB HER (and the fluffy one in the other hand) and drag her away. fuck the water ballons!
>>26590077ONE LAST CHARGE!FORTH, EORLINGAS!
>>26590015Charge her headfirst for point blank water balloon delivery
>>26590138NO! we (i.e. the shirtless wet and ripped boys) grab the girls and... hug them until their minds shut down from the beef cake over load.
Soo....chances of making it to Yukari's place in this session?
>>26590138And since it's our tank we know the interior.Wait, would Rose still be in there?Fuck it #yolo
>>26590208Somewhere between 0 and 100
>>26590208the only thing we're really sure of is going 150% retard if not higher.
>>26590208Nope. We finish up the water fight here, then clean up in the next thread, choose our clothes in the third, walk with interruptions in the fourth, and then we finally arrive at the end of the fifth.Also, voting for SUPLEX
>>26590015Miho, looks like this hanger ain't big enough for the both of us.
martial trance Miho is scary
>>26590015time for TONKS! and beefcake!
>>26590015>Tackle her to the ground before she can balloon you and hit her point blank with your balloon
>>26590242>surplexing a garupan
>>26590015RETURN WATER FIRENo physical raep
>>26590269...I need to actually watch or read Girls und Panzer, so I don't have to ask stupid questions... or learn about tanks, that would help too. Ok, A) Are those the Oorai tank crews? And B) Why does the dark green one on the right only have one girl in it?
>>26590268that is until we hug her so her face in right onto our pecks. que brain melt down. repeat until all oppostion is quelled.
>>26590318the pic is a mix of oorai and other team's tanks. most of them ARE oorai but 3 of them are not.
>>26590318That's the Italian tank commander of the series. Italian tanks are shite, so barely a minute is devoted to showing how Oorai soundly thrashed them. She's the only Italian tanker we ever see.
>>26590319An easily-disarmed weapon is still terrifying in action
>>26590342she got a ton of screen time in the manga however. if you can hunt them down, it's a good read and adds to the anime.
>>26590015Bring it into CQC, also>suplex
>>26590356I've been meaning to read the manga ever since I binged the series. If anybody can point us to it that'd be radical
>>26590356I don't think I want to spend time reading an entire match about Italians retreating.
>>26590015“War. War never changes.Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the soaking power of balloons and hoses, water has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage.In the year 2013, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of endless moistness and never dry shirts.But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the war was simply the prologue to another watery chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in soaking the world - but war, war never changes.
>>26590355we must show to the girls WE are more powerful weapons and must submit to us. this is to hopefully end the waifu wars in the quest. for now anyway.
>>26590403I think we underestimate Miho's conditioning
>>26590387they didn't retreat. infact, the truth of it, they DID put up a good fight with good use of terrian and tatics to make up having shit tanks. i read it myself and the manga IS cannon.
>>26590403what are you on about?Only waifu is fluffy.
>>26590393liek dis if u cri everytiem
>>26590431It's a joke, lad. Italians are to retreating as the French are to surrendering.
>>26590417that is way i say we need to rush her and give her a full face of beefcakeness to make her panties as wet as we are. that can shut her down! and for god's sakes! BlackJack QM has dropped some hints that serious pairing is going to happen! let's get this over with and someone on WoT kick QM's butt so he can post now!
>>26590447true, fluffy is our waifu, but sacrifices need to be made at times. the Miho has to be brought down. i am not opposed to being the Alpha Male here and have fluffy and miho all over us as the MC.
>>26590529But the miho has already lost the water battle. Only the body is still reacting. Once the full garupan might is brought to bear, anglerfish will fall.
>>26590485>>26590529The harem option isn't a viable option in this verse. That just causes drama.Hail Fluffy!
>>26590623But Miho needs some sweet lovin' too!
>>26590623Don't think of it as the harem option.Think of it as establishing ourselves as Alpha. Ya gotta reign in those wild wolves early, or they might forget their place.Also, because it would be adorable to end the terrible, despoiled war with a hug rather than a loud crash. We must squelch it with sweetness.
>>26590684Didn't one of the first-years have a boyfriend before she got into senshado?
>Remember how you used to play basketball? Time to show Miho how Americans slam dunk something. Use your well honed b-ball agility and situational awareness to dodge fire as you close in for the kill.
>>26590077We die heroes deffs
>>26590654>>26590684Then we pair them up with someone else. Patrick is still free and easy but I thought the plan was to hook him up with automotive prez.We're not going to be able to pair everyone one.
>>26590716Yes, causing Saori to be very depressed.>>26590684Can never have too much Oreo.
>>26590742>Finish Miho with a CHAOS DUNK
>>26590751Roy was mentioned as being our history guy right? And he is the one seeing a girl we don't know the identity of right? Perhaps she is one of the History Club members.
>Oh, the GuP manga's just sitting there on magafox ok>start reading it...huh
>>26590623i did not say harem. but it is obvious that Miho might really like Russel as well as the Fluffy. having two girls go after our MC is fine for now. we can work this out later. on the other hand, if Anzu is smart. she could work this up as "win the tournament girls and we'll be able to bring in more beefcake!"if THAT can't modiavte them. she can also tell them truth if we lose.
>>26590835>having two girls go after our MC is fine for now. we can work this out later.The love triangle is the biggest shitstorm you can bring into a sport team.
>>26590835If we just pick 1 we're NTRing the other. Be a bro and have 2 girlfriends, for their own good. We can all be together in some weird 3 way relationship.
>>26590835That is going to screw the team over.Yukari won't be affected too much since shes the loader but the micromanagement field commander distracted by matters of the heart?Oorai is going to lose.
>>26590908That's not how real life woorrrkkssss!
>>26590929We've been shirtless for this entire war and Miho has not faltered.Do not underestimate her resolve in combat
"Commander!" Miho speaks with uncharacteristic loudness. "Don't you see? This is what we were born for..." You turns and gestures to the battlefield below, dampened and soaked highschoolers spread about the hanger, some even making half-hearted attempts to continue the water war.You struggle to the top of the turret, standing over her shorter frame. "What do you mean?" You say, cautiously watching her every move.She turns and you notice a look in her eyes. "War... Conflict... Battle... This is our purpose, commander. We're drawn to it, you and I, no matter how we avoid it." She looks into your eyes. "Its destiny...">"What are you talking about?">"I never tried to avoid it...">Soak her.
>>26590956Neither is boys going to an all girl school, or tanking as a girl's sport.
>>26590962Shes not going to be so storic if shes competeting with fluffy for russel's attention.
>>26590974>Soak her.Shes gone off the deep end.BRING HER BACK
>>26590974Soak her.ITS A DISTRACTION.
>>26590974>Soak her.Point blank soaking.
>>26590974SNAAAAAAAAKEEEITS NOT OVERNOT YET
>>26590974Damn Nishizumi, you scary>Soak her
>>26590974>Tackle her while she is monologuing
>>26590905>>26590908>>26590929alright, you do make some good points. alright. Keep our Fluffy one as our 1#, but maybe just do this for her to help Miho's PTSD and help her (and maybe the REST of the tank crews) unwind) on a hindsight. the beefcake show might help tip the Auto club to offically throw in with the Tank club and help bring the mighty Tiger P into play!
>>26590974>soak herfollowed by>CQC A.K.A. Shirtless grapplans
>>26590974>>"I never tried to avoid it...">>Soak her.WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>26590974>"You drew first blood Miho, not me. You should have known not to push it, should have known I'd give you a war you wouldn't believe."
>>26590974>Soak her.But not right away. Let her monologue for a good while, then we fill up the barrel full of water.And when she's done, dunk her in to get her out of ... whatever it is she's experiencing right now.
>>26590974>>"I never tried to avoid it...">>Soak her.RED SUN OVER PARADISE
We broke her, guys.What if we've broken everyone?
>>26591086Then we have built a new Valhalla.
>>26591086>Shiho's face when
>>26590974>"I never tried to avoid it Miho"THEN>Soak her.
>>26591030NOTHING NOTHING CAN GO WRONG HERELET'S TAKE THIS TO THE CONCLUSION OF EVERYTHING>MFW MC and Miho storm the rest of the school, in a day of endless soaking that shall never be forgot
>>26590974>Soak her.No breaks in war. Press the advantage.
>>26590974"I never tried to avoid it. I knew what I was coming into. My mind is clear. My resolve is unwavering. And while you may have started this war..."*Moves and holds balloon over her head*"...I...WILL...END THIS!"*Dramatic slow-mo drop as it falls and breaks over her head*
>>26590974>"What are you talking about?"then IMMEADLY this>Soak her."You are not Maho!">Soak her again"You are not your Mother!">Soak her once moreYOU ARE MIHO! you wanted to prove to one and all that this tankery is not about fighting and killing like real battle is! But to prove that Tankery is to improve the character of the ones who do it! (i hope i am not over doing this)
>>26591125Pretty meta bro
>>26591125meta as fuck bro
>>26591125you realize in character we know nothing about her or the rest of her family, right?
>>26591125I'm pretty sure that at this point Miho hasn't ever mentioned her family once to us
>>26591149Is that an entire team of ELC's?
>>26591125But don't you see? That is the difference! Maho lives to win, but Miho? Win or lose doesn't make any difference with her--only the battle itself.
>>26591143not exactly. we were told about Miho's family situation and all. it's not like we're complely in the dark about it. i just wanted the MC to make an attempt to reach out and fix the lingering doughts in Miho's mind. i still think she has some PTSD from back in being in black forest tanking.
>>26591162Not that guy, but Chono did metion them when we were eating some tank cake with her
>>26591149Is that a fuckton of ELCs... racing?!
>>26591167yes. yes it is.such battles are the most glorious things a man can see
>>26591173No, Maho is driven to win in the classical Nishizumi-ryu.Miho thinks on the wild chaotic scale of things instead, and approaches tactics from unconventional angles.
>>26591188We know her mother is quite severe, but thats about it bro.
>>26590974When does she go full BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD HULKS FOR THE HULK STOOL
>>26591197Remind me which thread that was?
>>26591149Are there races with the Hellcats?
>>26591164yep. even if our QM over rule this option. what MIho just said isn't healthy. it's like she's contracting battle lust. we HAVE to stop this mind set RIGHT NOW!
Guys? Is Miho broken?
>>26590974>"You're right. About me, I mean. After the match, I always figured I could walk off the battlefield and into a normal life. But here I am, surrounded by death, arguing philosophy with a schoolgirl. I told myself this was about justice. About protecting the weak. But I was wrong. I learned young that crushing your enemies felt good. Really good. In Oarai, my friends, my crew... They helped me forget the devil inside. But who am I kidding? I was born to kill. The bit about my tank, that "means of justice" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "The Ripper" in check when I was knee-deep in bodies. But you, all this, is a wake-up call to what I really believe. What I really am. What I'm saying, is that Jack is back.">Then soak her.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQgMntenO8
>>26591197>>26591254http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20und%20Panzerfor those who want to catch up on the GuPQ threads
>>26591264It's unhealthy, but we don't really know HOW unhealthy it is. As far as we know, she's just gotten into it - Maybe more than we expected, but seriously, it's watersports not war, no matter how seriously we take it.In other words, this could be the best time ever to find out about her little bit of crazy, so that we can actually do something about it later on. Because a dry... um, wet-fire exercise is a lot better than finding out during tank drills.
>Not wanting a yandere tank valkyrie Mihoare you people gay or something?
Quoting from thread 14>"Well, from what I heard her family basically disowned Miho because she lost." You say bluntly. The duality there hadn't made sense since you'd heard it.Ami sighs. "Listen, when I said the Nishizumi school was a driving force in helping senshado, I was telling the truth- the women of that school are incredibly driven individuals and very helpful but..." She looks at you. "They are also perfectionists. They practice senshado not for the sake of fun or even for competition, thought they are always competative. They look at senshado as a way of purging weakness from themselves, of becoming..." She stops, midsentence. "They want perfection- strength, determination, discipline." She laughs a bit. "Sometimes I think they wish they were tanks themselves.""So they thought Miho was weak?" You say incredulously. "On the fly, she was able to recruit an opposing tank to not only stop attacking her, but help ambush my tank. And it damn near worked." You bang your hand on the table. "If I'd had to go up against anyone half as good as her back in the states..." You say, trailing off. "And it was with two first-day amateur crews.""I understand and agree with you completely, but the Nishizumu school- especially Miho's mother- don't want great. They want steel-smooth perfection." She looks out the window. "Unfortunately, her mother didn't believe Miho measured up."
>>26591349I would rather the Archpriestess of the old ones
>>26591349Yandere a shit. Worse than poorly-executed tsundere.
>>26591349no, we are mostly Fluffy one fanatics. but we might (if our QM feels demented enough) to have a yandere tank valkyrie Miho anyway.
guys Miho is a robot it all makes sense
>>26591422Why are there Pokeballs in her eyes?
>>26591422>Nishizumi-domo! Saori-san was knocked out! should we use our magic medpack on her?>No, save it for someone important
>>26591456Like I said, robot
>>26591408I'd rather have a tank viking Yuzu.Or something.But that's just my 2 reichmarks
>>26591487Wait. Now that I think about it, that sounds a helluva lot like Momo. Possibly.
I keep meaning to give this a read.It's you lot's fault every single damn time I see this quest or see the show or tanks mentioned goddamn Katyusha pops into my head. Thanks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=preEB840TXs
>>26591590Same here. Except it's the British Grenadiers March
>>26591655Ever since this show, I looked up many a march and my now my favourite is the March of the Luftwaffe. I don't know its name, only the name of the YouTube video.
While we are on the topic of marcheshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4kd_ONt7ZE
>>26591677Specifically this videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1teoC2aMVtY
Stop fucking around in an ELC Blackjack, and post already!>I need to get one now dammit.
>>26591859What's his tonks name again?
>>26591859Do it, you won't regret it.
>>26591859>>26591895just kill him guys so he'll post already!
>>26591900But that means I need to go back to the AMX 40 and grind out 16k or whatever! I have enough tanks to work on! and I want to unlock the KV-3 before anything else!
Your eyes drill into her. "I never tried to avoid it, Miho." You take a step forward, concealing the water balloon. "I came here to fight a war. But war is more than just fighting." You gesture down to the bodies littering the hanger floor. "Its friends, Miho! Memories and shared struggles. It's the people down there in the tank next to you!" You take another step towards her.She turns, looking down. "That... That is not the Nishizumi Wa-" She never finishes her sentence- you nail her in the back of the head with your waterballoon. She drops hers."Classic misdirection." You say with a grin, climbing down off the top of the turret. "Classic.">Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.
>>26591993>>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?
>>26591993>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.I think we owe her cake for the attack.
>>26591993>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.
>>26591993>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?If they watched us nail Miho right there from the turret that'd be great.On a related note, a brother-sister pair cleaning the inside of a tank is kawaii as fuck.
>>26591993>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?
>>26591993>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?Sneaky buggers. Where were they when we we fighting for honor and dignity?
>>26591993>"That... That is not the Nishizumi Wa-" Aw. Wasted an opportunity to unravel her past and "deprogram" her. Oh well.>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?Don't tell me they got roped into filming what happened to get back as us?
>>26591993>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?A chance to hang out with garupans other than Yukari? Yes. Yukari is awesome, but she's like the only girl who gets screentime.
>>26591993>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?i find the lack of those 2 worrisome. but unless we call them up or they show up, we'll not find out right now. SOOOOoo...>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?see how our new tank is coming along. (probably not my much, i bet the auto club was watching the mayhem and not working)AND after that>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.i am sure we still have a few things to talk about.
>>26591993>Ask Miho what she was on about back there.
>>26591993>Where's Rose and Roy in all this any- Oh god!!Duck and roll! Sniper goddess is on the loose!
>>26592079yea. about that past. that should be one of the things to bring up with Anzu and Ami. this is a concern that needs to be adressed, and soon too.oh god, this whole thing was a set up just so Anzu could film us! use it as propaganda to recruit and motaivate the students! She got Roy and Rose to be the camra crew!
>>26591993>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
>>26592147um, i don't think so. Rose is smart enough not to get into a water fight.
>>26591993>>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?Maybe our paying back the Auto Club may come sooner than we thought
>>26591479Every game ever.
>>26591993wait....WAIT A SEC!did we just show Miho the basic tactic to use agienst Maho in the final battle?
Black Jack should post
>>26592751BLACKJACK! POST OR THIS THREAD WILL DIE!
>>26591993>>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
>>26591993>>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?EXCELSIORRRRR!!!!
>>26592751damn it blackjack! post already! WoT isn't that important!
>>26592851>dat inexplicable 90-degree plate right on the centerlineBritish tanks were rolling deathtraps
>>26592882The Excelsior is, afaik, fairly well-armored.
>>26592882yea, the brits have shitty designers for tanks back then.
>>26592881You are objectively wrong.
>>26592882You mean the exact same one the Tiger had?
>>26592959And guess what happened when enemy tanks got within 500 meters?
>>26592904>shitty designers>Valiant tankYeah>>26592903Around 110mm at the front. While it won't stand up to the heavier guns, stuff like the Sherman's 75mm won't penetrate it at range.
>>26592968They flanked it and shot it in the side where the armor was thinner?
>>26592944i am not wrong. he can game all he wants on WoT after he finishes a thread. we are getting less and less done in here because of it. i fear BlackJack will choose to drop this thread and game instead. i don't want such a good quest thread die like that.
>>26592995They frontally penned it with the 85mm D-5T, the 90mm M1A1, or the 76mm QF17pdr
So do you think we'll have the battle with Anzio as a footnote in this quest?
>>26593065Honestly if he'd rather play WoT than run this I don't even know why he does in the first place.
You walk past Miho and give her a pat on the back as you hop down off the front of the turret. "Great speech, by the way!" You say with a smile. "That entire opening ambush? Blaming it on Anzu like that? Perfect!"She still looks a bit shocked. "But...""The mechanics are working on the Excelsior!" You say as you slide down the front of Black Jack to the ground. You turn and offer to help her down. "Want to come look it over with me?"She sits down and looks off into the distance. "War...">"C'mon Miho! Let's go!">She'll sort herself out on her own...>Other
>>26593106>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>>26593106>She sits down and looks off into the distance. "War..."hrngh.>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>>26593106>>She'll sort herself out on her own...
>>26593106>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!">Grab YukariWith their Powers combined, Miho will not be able to WAR
>>26593106...You alright there? Miho?Helloooooo?
>>26593106>>Other>War has changed
>>26593106>>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"EXCELSIOR!!
>>26593106>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"add to this>Otherwe have seen the 1000 year stare before form her. gather the crew around her and help snap her out of it before a full blown flashback kicks in!
>>26593121[x] Do itShe'll not be able to resist the "Nishizumi-dono~<3" of yukari
>>26593100I'm really hoping Blackjack does a random roll to decide on which schools face each other in the tourney.Include places like the Anzac school or the Canadian school or the Czech school for extra randomness.
>>26593136"War... War never changes."
>>26593153was there a kanuck and czech school at all?
>>26593098The Excelsior was designed in 1942. The 17-pdr didn't even exist yet, and the D5T and M1A1 were still just towed anti-aircraft guns that had never been mounted on a tank.
>>26593106>"It was just a water fight."
>>26593121>>26593149yes, the fluffy one can help us with the Miho!
>>26593166No, but why can't we have them?Maybe even face off against another school which doesn't have a theme.I reckon it's the best way to break out from the original storyline.Also, the Australian in me wants to see some Sentinels kicking ass.
>>26593100I'm hoping Anzu whores out BlackJack to Darjeerling and Co so that we face Kuromine with them.
>>26593106>She sits down and looks off into the distance. "War..."War never changes.>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>>26593121>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!">Grab YukariSeconding this.
I got to say, I hope that in 4 years when we reach the final episodes in this quest, that when the Maus appears, we one shot it with HVAP as soon as the match starts
>>26593106>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!">Grab Yukari
>>26593237You have no idea of what slow progress is. BFQ took 126 threads to go a couple months out of seven years.
>>26593106>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"WE WILL FLY A RAINBOW COLORED BIRD INTO CHANGING IT!!!
>>26593237MGNQ just finished day 1 of a 4 day mission.Day 2 is not expected to be completed before 30 threads are over.
>>26593288yes but shit actually happened at a decent pace, threads also achieved more than 1.98 words a minute...
>>26593288>>26593304you forget it took us like 4 threads to put on a shirt...
>>26593237SWQ will resume before then.
>>26593306AgreeBj should either write bigger posts, or write more frequent smaller posts.I don't know how it's physically possible to write like four sentences over a whole hour, even including the buffer time for voting
>>26593106>C'mon Miho! Let's go!And so Russels remained oblivious to Miho's PTSD breakdown.
>>26593332he used to write like 6-8 sentences a post...>>26593326SWQ ain't resuming until fapangle finishes AWIY which is no where near done, despite his insistence he is looking to finish it soon, so far he can't even update that once a month...
>>26593166The full list of sixteen schools, translated from the shot we get of the tournament bracket is:1. Viking Marine High School2. Koala Forest Academy3. Pravda High School4. Bosporu High School5. Maginot Girls' College6. Anzio High School7. Saunders University High School8. Oarai Girls' Academy9. BC Freedom Academy10. Saint Gloriana Girls' Academy11. Yogurt Academy12. Waffle Academy13. Black Forest Peak Girls' College14. Chihatan Academy15. Blue Division High School16. Continuance High SchoolSo, just taking stabs at 'em...1. Either Denmark, Norway, or Sweden, because Vikings.2. Australia, or possibly ANZAC, because Koalas.3. Russia, we see 'em in the show.4. Greece, the Bosporan kingdom was located in modern day Greece and Turkey.5. France, the Maginot Line.6. Italy, we see 'em in the show.7. The Back To Back World War Champs, we see 'em in the show.8. A mixture of everything, it's Oarai.9. Canada, BC is the traditional abbreviation for British Columbia.10. UK, we see 'em in the show11. Turkey, because yogurt comes from Turkey.12. Belgium, because waffles.13. Germany, we see 'em in the show.14. Japan? Maybe? The Chi-Ha was a Japanese tank, and "Chi-Ha-tan" sounds like how the Japs would name a moe anthropomorphic version of it. I'm really stretching to try and figure this one out.15. Spain, the Blue Division was a Division of Spanish volunteers in the German forces during WWII.16. Finland, because Continuation War
>>26593350Look up there's the joke flying above your head.
>>26593167Actually, Design work for the 17pdr started in 1940/41 and the whole thingg was essentially complete by '42.Enough so that the Australians were aware if it's specification and prototyping tanks capable of mountinh it in late '42.
>>26593374I was aware of said joke, was merely commentating on how unlikely it was for BJ's spiritual liege to return in a timely manner
>>26593365Why just British Columbia? I mean, we have the Eastern Provinces. Why not them?
>>26593426Because that would get Quebec all on our national stereotypes
>>26593426It's probably the whole country. I mean Germany is more than JUST the Black Forest after all.
>>26593365Chihatan was apparently the school that was roflstomped by Black Forest in the first round. IIRC the tanks looked to be Japanese.
>>26593365God dammit BJ you gotta make the match ups random I will love you forever if you do.
>>26593448I know, but I'm just wondering why just singling BC out instead of choosing something that represented the whole country. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
>>26593468Because it's Japan, and BC is the closest to them.
>>26593365What kinda tanks would be on a Greek team or a Belgian team? Hell, what sorta tanks would we see on a Turkish team? And of course we've already spitballed a bit on what the ANZAC team would have.But can we at least all agree that the French team's ELC AMX would have a speed freak driver who loves drifting and pulling off Dukes of Hazard-style jumps?
>>26593468space filler I bet.
>>26593514The ELC AMX is from 1955. A decade too late to be allowed by Senshado rules.
Right. You think Miho's taking this a bit too seriously. "Yukari!" You shout. "Little help?" You glance over and the once-still body of Yukari jumps to its feet immediately. She is also soaked to the bone- a combination of several hoses, waterballoons and three barrels of water. (Poor girl just always seemed to be around when you guys tipped one of those off a tank, or from the rafters.)"Yes, sir!" She says with a salute as she comes and grabs Miho's arm. "C'mon, Lady Nishizumi! The war's over!" She says gently.You take Miho's other arm, putting a comforting arm around her. "Exactly- we're going to see the new tank!" You say comfortingly. "Together!"Miho smiles. You turn and look over at Yukari, remembering something. "So wait, what happened to you guys being all freaked out about hot guys in wet t-shirts?" You ask as you head over towards the quiet corner of the hanger where the mechanics had pretty much ignored the water war happening.Miho laughs a bit. "We wanted a good opening to soak you guys for winning this morning. So we acted flustered and let you draw conclusions from it..." You stop in your tracks. "It was all a ruse, commander. Like me acting shell-shocked right now."And thats when the attack comes- not from the front, but from the rear, from a sleepy Garupan you didn't even realise was part of the battle. >"Et tu, Mako?">"But... why?">Other.
>>26593594>>"Et tu, Mako?"
>>26593594>>Other."Well played! Remind me to never get on your bad side, MIho!"
>>26593594Oh hey, he only took 40 minutes this time.>"Et tu, Mako?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZjLDgOns54
>>26593514Turks used a combination of Vz. 38 variants (known as the 38 (t) in Germany), Soviet BT tanks, and then eventually T-34s.Greeks, dunno. Belgians probably use Frenchy tanks.
>>26593594>>"But... why?">>What kind of tactical Geni- MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>26593594>Other.Overly dramatic death time.
>>26593594>Other>"I'm glad you're on our side, Miho"bitch be crazy
>>26593594>"Et tu, Mako?"
cue Russell asking Yukari later: 'so you were only faking that?'INCOMING SPAGHETTI
>>26593594>>"Et tu, Mako?"Then fall, Russels!
>>26593594>pout for a bit. Then ask why.
>>26593594>"Et tu, Mako?">Other.I thought love was a mortal affair?
>>26593714Oh gods.The Finnish school are going to have a busty redhead who is VERY forward about being sexually attracted to Russels, aren't they?
>>26593594Turn to Yukari, "So does this mean you don't want to see The Beast later?
>>26593714Can... Can we have a Harem anime where the MC and harem crew a Tank/Ship/Space Freighter/etc together yet?
>>26593670>Russel somewhat relived, somewhat disappointed>Reflustered yukari spouting tank facts and running away
>>26593805She won't be able to run away if we keep her pinned against the wall and flash a dashing, FREEDOM-fueled quarterback smile!
>>26593768Heh I like it
>>26593594>>26593768>So does this mean you don't want to see The Beast later Yukari?
>>26593768Changing to this
>>26593768>>26593778>>26593837>>26593856>>26593868It's a little mean and embarrassing though.We're telegraphing to Mako and Miho that theres something going on there between russel and yukari
>>26593788>Can... Can we have a Harem anime where the MC and harem crew a Tank/Ship/Space Freighter/etc together yet?Tenchi Muyo GXP. Not only is it pretty much what you described (after Seina gets out of the Academy and into the real GP anyway), it's a side story in the One True Continuity of THE harem comedy series.
>>26593883Yeah, a movie. That's why they're asking.
>>26593883It's a special maneuver called THE RUSTLING, which we are trying to use on The Fluffy.
>>26593768Also voting this.
>>26593883Mako was there when Yukari asked us dude.
>>26593768Turns out she has a different film in mind than we do...>inb4 Yukari thinks it's porn
>>26593923If you want to rustle the fluffy, all you need to do is take your hand and tussle the hair a few times.
>>26593923How does this work.I need to know because of reasons. Or rather because of possible applications.
Inb4 the entire senshado team gets the japanese cold and dies
>>26593996It's basically our custom variant on The Rusty Venture.
>>26593641This so much
>>26593996I was unaware that anyone else was around when it was discussed. I thought we were going to use phrase "The Beast" (the title of the movie) as a reference to our penis. Doing this in the company of other people would make them think we were up to lewd things (primarily Yukari asking to see the "The Beast") We play it off all nonchalant and let the other girls think whatever they want to all while putting her in an awkward situation. If she can withstand THE RUSTLING or even goes along with it, then she's a real keeper and we can go on to troll the fuck out of everyone else for our own amusement.
>>26593594Rose has betrayed us, she must pay.
>>26594071Mako and Rose were there.
>>26594055Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much, your dick gets all red and sore.
>>26594071isnt it way more likely she'll just blush and say yes? The misunderstandings will only be had by the other girls.
>>26594122This happens to people?Nut up brah.
>>26594151Don't you fucking judge me. You ever try to get past first base when your crazy dad is dragging you around the world on horribly traumatizing "adventures"? From the time I entered puberty to the age of nineteen, I had PERMANENT blueballs.
>>26593594>"Et tu, Mako?"Totally gonna use an "et tu" line eventually.
>>26594233Mouse, tonks this friday?
>>26593594>>"Et tu, Mako?"What treachery is this?>Other.Yep, wet hug incoming.
>>26594181Nigga please, I have masturbated until my cock bled, and it was neither red flaccid, nor sore.Then again sexual ability is one of my only redeeming traits, so whatever.
>>26594261Can't say, gonna have a few friends in town that I haven't seen in a few years this weekend.
>>26594291s'awright, just let us know via twitter if stuff changes
Teasing that sushi was so fun
You look Miho square in the eye, all joy falling from your face. "Mako's behind me, isn't she?" You say with absolute seriousness.Both Miho and Yukari nods enthusiastically.You close your eyes and sigh. "How many balloons does she have?" You ask them, already resigned to your imminent, soaking wet fate. "It is balloons, right?"Miho nods. "Two of them." She says, holding up two fingers for emphasis. "Any last words?" She askes with an ear-to-ear grin.You shake your head. "Just... make it quick." When the water balloons impact, you're ready.>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?">"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?">Other
>>26594421>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?">>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
>>26594421>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
>>26594421>>OtherTry to catch the balloons with your hands, while trying to reduce the rate of speed they're going at so they don't burst. Throwing them back is optional.
>>26594421>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>>26594421>Yukari was The Beast all part of this ruse?
>>26594421>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"Well hopefully, we can get all this nonsense behind us and get back to other matters, like tanks and dances
>>26594421>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"and while walking there>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
>>26594421>OtherQuick! Hug Yukari so we have a prisoner, if we get wet she will too!
>>26594421>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>>26594421>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"Lock in that yukari route!
>>26594421I don't understand why we need to have a vote on this, we already voted to check out the A33 with whoever wanted to come, and already decided to Rustle the fluffy with The Beastso why do we have a vote, you could have just wrote "cont." and posted the next bitunless you needed an excuse to fuck off and play WoT for an hour
>>26594421>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"Never pass up the chance for movie night, and never tease me with the prospect of it.
>>26594421> other Overly dramatic death timeThen>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
>>26594421>OtherStep forward ahead of the blow and push Miho and Yukari into the path of the attack.Such is the price of telegraphing your ambush.
>>26594421>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"after that akwardness>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>>26594444>>26594516you guys completely missed the whole>When the water balloons impactbit didn't you
>>26594534No, when they impact we're ready.
"Oh crap, those nerds are crying for another post, better take 2 minutes to write one up; giving them 2 choices they already decided on."
>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
>>26594421>[x] Other: Step forward ahead of the blow and push Miho and Yukari into the path of the attack.If applicable. If not,>[x] "Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>>26593953Is that Grissem from CSI?
>>26594421>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"Next time we make Mako breakfast, let's go with something a bit more spicier this time around.
>>26594950It most certainly is.I miss when he was on the show. The show was good back then.
...Rose and Roy were in on this weren't they.
>>26595035I'm thinking bemused bystanders
I sense.The emminent arrive of THE NEXT TIEM
You open your eyes and grimace as icy water runs down your back. "So, we're done?" You ask in a voice clipped by water on bare skin. The two tank girls in front of you nod in unision. "Guess since that whole thing was a ruse, you won't mind if I walk around shirtless, then?"They look at each other before looking back to you. "Not at all!" They say cheerfully.You sigh, putting on your best face of disappointed, "So, I guess watching The Beast was all part of the ruse then?" You turn and start walking towards the Excelsior. "Guess I'll just... go look at the Excelsior then. Make sure those mechanics are..." You trail off. You can almost feel the fluffy-haired tank nerd's face falling. You smile, you'll let her twist in the wind for a bit-The Excelsior is actually coming together pretty well by now- they've got the hull up on blocks and have attached most of the suspension. The Meteor engine is suspended above the compartment in the rear. >"Looks like things are going well!">"So, I was thinking of asking Anzu if you guys could get some more help.">Other
>>26595049It's only midnight! I've got about 4-5 posts left in me!
>>26595051>"Looks like things are going well! Need any dumb muscle?"
Rolled 16>>26595051>"So, I was thinking of asking Anzu if you guys could get some more help."
>>26595051>>"Looks like things are going well!">>"So, I was thinking of asking Anzu if you guys could get some more help."
>>26595051>OtherDrop trou too. They're wet and we're wearing boxer-briefs. Those are pretty much shorts.
>>26595051...>leaving Yukari sadTHAT ISN'T WHAT I EXPECTED FROM THAT OPTION
>>26595051>[x] "Looks like things are going well!">>26595117>>26595151Worth it.
>>26595117It was mean and Rose will kill us.
>>26595066>"Looks like things are going well! Need any dumb muscle?"Seconding this!
>>26595051>"Looks like things are going well!">>26595066The mechanic girls let out a collective sigh. "Great, not this guy again."
>>26595446Hey, is it so wrong to want to learn how the tonks run, so we can avoid breaking them mid-match if possible?
>>26595446Then we bring out that last spare male on the team.
>>26595468... You're supposed to do that before actually taking part in Sensha-Do, you know... Not the heavy maintenance part, but the whole "how to replace a shedded track" and other light/field maintenance.
>>26595468We literally grew up with our tank, we know how things run
>>26595051>"So, I was thinking of asking Anzu if you guys could get some more help."
You whistle at the tank as you approach. "Looks like you guys work fast!" A tanned mechanic in a tank-top- it takes a moment to remember her name is Hoshino- pops her head up from the turret. "Oi- he's back again." Nakajima, the grumpy mechanic that you've dealt with before pops her head up from the Excelsior's driver's hatch.You motion towards the still partially assembled A33. "You guys look like you've pretty well got it..." You mention. "Need any more help? I mean, you could probably use some people to do grunt work while you focus on the important stuff..."Nakajima sighs. "Fine- we need someone to grease and mount the other side's road wheels-" She cocks her head down towards the job. "Suspension's already done, and if you guys can do it without screwing up Suzuki can help me redo the wiring-" You rubs the bridge of her nose. "They didn't even replace the old paper-insulated wires on this thing!">Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.>Anzu needs to take a more active role on this team...>Other team (Specify)
>>26595540>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.Need a montage of rose kicking Russel's ass.AND introduce the spare.
>>26595540>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.we try to get anzu to do it and either it or she will burst into flames at the prospect of manual labor
He's posting faster! Yes!>>26595540>Ask the two girls who are next to you if they want to help.
>>26595540Get the volleyball team on it, it's going to be their tank after all.
>>26595540>>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.Truth burns!
>>26595540While it is a fact that>Anzu needs to take a more active role on this team...I can see no good coming from that, so>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.We are a so-so commander.Make sure to word it in such a way that they first mistake MC referring to himself when he says dumb muscle.
>>26595540>Get our crew to help.Irish labor built the American Railroads, now it can put on the Wheels....
>>26595540>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscleAnd again, we have actual experience with tank repair. Remember, those shells don't fuck around when it comes to stuff outside of the crew compartment. We've probably replaced some roadwheels a time or two
>>26595540>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.
>>26595540>>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.
>>26595540>Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.AMERICA STRONK
>>26595540>[x] Get our crew to help- nothing like American guys for dumb muscle.Track's up; let's get moving!
"Well, not to brag or anything, but our crew knows a little bit about drive wheels..." You say, folding your arms with a bit of pride- while you'd tanked in America, your team had been the only personell to help with maintaining Black Jack- you'd fixed everything yourselves, from battered roadwheels to hull patches. "Granted, Roy replaced all the wiring on Black Jack himself, but I'm sure I could convince them to help with some of the more menial stuff...""Whatever, just go get 'em and we'll put 'em to work." Nakajima says boredly before popping back down into the hatch. You go and do just that.Your crew, well, most of them, are still wringing water out of their clothes when you get back to Black Jack. Actually, it's just Patrick when you get back. >"Where the hell is Richard?">"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.
>>26595893>>"Where the hell is Richard?">>"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">>Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.
>>26595893>"Where the hell is Richard?">"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.
Blackjack post pls
>>26595893>"Where the hell is Richard?">"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?"
>>26595893>>"Where the hell is Richard?">>"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">>Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.ALL 3
>>26595893>"Where the hell is Richard?"
>>26595906>timing>>26595893>"Where are Rose and Roy?">Recruit Ukari and Miho as well.
>>26595893>Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.AND UNDO OUR MEANNESS TO YUKARI THAT SHIT WAS UNCOOL
>>26595893>>"Where the hell is Richard?">>"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">>Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.Is there any question?
>>26595893Blackjack, son, you should really put a lil' effort on your choices, because it's too often either a stupidly obvious one, or ALL OF THEM AT ONCE! (like here!)>"Where the hell is Richard?">"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.ZEIT FUR ARBEIT, LEUTE!
>>26595951Dude, you can play mind games with your friends. She soaked us, she can feel a little bad until we show up with a fuckoff huge bag of popcorn and 'MURRICA sized bottles of soda ready for the movie.
>>26595893>[x] "Where the hell is Richard?">[x] "Where are Rose and Roy hiding?"
What's the betting that if we go to get Richard to help we end up cockblocking him on some makeouts?
>>26595958>63>not 34Well, 63 works too, but 34 would be funnier.
>>26595893>>"Where the hell is Richard?">>"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?"
>>26595893>>"Where the hell is Richard?">>"Where are Rose and Roy hiding?">>Recruit Yukari and Miho as well.How to apologize for it in character... but way to make us be an asshole to Yukari, Blackjack!
>>26596143Turn up at her door around that time.Homemade popcorn and a small box of cakes in hand.
>>26596143>>26595951You people got Hanako bad end, didn't you?
>>26596143Play it off as a joke. Say to Yukari:"But seriously, I am looking forward to watching the movie with you [tonight/whenever the movie thing is on]."
>>26596166I'm not them, but Hanako is actually the only cripple girl I haven't gotten. Need to do that one of these days
>>26596176>not playing best girl's route firstFilthy heathen.
>>26596194>Not saving the best for lastDumbass
>>26596194>>26596204>Implying Hanako's the bestIt's fuckin' Lilly, shitlords.
>>26596218You're waifu is shit
>>26596218I'm not seein' it.
OH BOY HERE WE GORinfag here come at me butterflies
>>26596223Silly anon, all the katawas are great. Except Shizune
>>26596223>>26596234>>26596246Honestly, I like all the katawas, I just like Lilly the best. She's just so... elegant.Best Tier:Lilly.Totally Fuckin' Awesome And If Lilly Weren't In The Game I'd Have A Hard Time Picking A Favorite Tier:All other katawas.
Guys, we can save the cripplebitch fights for whenever--if ever--Akira shows up again to do Katawa Yandere. Right now, it's time to focus on garupans
>>26596294Is "ALL OF THE GARUPANS" a valid answer? Please tell me it's a valid answer!
>>26596264don't talk shit about mai waifu
>>26596329Yes. All Garupans are best girl.
>>26596390So very true.
You look at Patrick and throw up your arms. "Where the hell is everyone?" You ask incredulously. You look around and there's no sign of more than half your crew- "We've got a job to do!"Patrick shrugs before unfurling his shirt and putting it back on- it's still damp and clings to him. "Well, as far as I know Roy and Rose just hunkered down in 'Jack while the water fight was going..."You're already grabbing a large wrench from the ground. You swing it a few times against the side of the turret- a moment later Rose pops up from the gunner's hatch. "What is it?" She says annoyed."Where's Roy?" You ask shortly. You're a bit annoyed at this point."Don't know- he skipped out to 'go dry off' earlier." She replies. "By the by, the turret's clean- you're welcome."You sigh and turn back to Patrick. "So let me guess. Richard ran off with Saori?" He nods.>Find Roy.>Cockblock Richard.>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"
>>26596583>>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"
>>26596583>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"
>>26596583>>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"Might as well work with who we've got around.
>>26596583>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"Scoring points with the fluffy goddess >>>> everything else! (Even cockblocking Richard, as sastisfyingly dastardly as this might sound!)
>>26596583>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"> Rose, go cockblock Richard
>>26596583>Cockblock Richard.Nobody gets more action than the Commander.
>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"
>>26596583I guess MC has to be a great commander for a change. "Patrick, with me.">"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"
>>26596653In that case, the Commander better start on getting lots of action soon, because Richard is already waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of them. But yeah:>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"> Rose, please get Richard (and Saori) to help us.Let's have our cake and eat it, too!
>>26596583>>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"Roy's probably off beating the chicken right now. Just got into a waterfight with females who may or may not have been wearing white.
>>26596583>>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"We'll let Richard have his fun. Bro code and all that.
>>26596583>>"Right, Yukari, Miho? Want to help with the Excelsior?"It'd be better not to clockblock Richard as it'd likely encourage him to return the favor at the worse possible time.
the way you make miho behave, makes me hate her sooo much....WHY BLACKJACK WHY!When someone seems to be injured during some game like this, the game ends. and you make miho fake one!? ohhhhh im so pissed at her! how can i enjoy reading this when you make me hate the characters so much?So please, don't do something like this again? and make sure Miho understands this is 'not done' and apologizes. because i really enjoy reading your work so far.
>>26596829>>26596837Just someone taking the "waifu" thing a tad too seriously. Don't worry, let it be, carry on! (Alternatively, ridicule it into committing seppuku!)
>>26596801She trolled us, anon. That's something people do. You seem rather sphinctersizzled. Put some aloe on that.
>>26596852The fuck you just say? Get it right.
>>26596801It's like you DONT expect everything to be Miho's plots.Fuck, I'd bet her Dad is David Xanatos...
You sigh and turn around. Miho and Yukari are still there. "Well, seems some of my crew are indisposed." You say, forcing a smile. "You guys want to come help with the Excelsior?"Miho nods politely, and Yukari lights up like it's Christmas. "We'll help." You breath a sigh of relief."Awesome." You say with a smile. "Yukari, you can help Patrick with the road wheels- he's done it a hundred times for Black Jack before." You're not sure how much experience she's got actually repairing tanks, so you'll give her the easy part."Guess Miho and I can get the turret ready, then." Rose says, pulling herself up out of the hatch. "Got a few things to talk with her about anyway..." She says with a shrug.As your "crew" heads over towards the Excelsior, you catch Yukari's arm. "Just so I'm sure- The Beast isn't cancelled tonight, right?"
>>26596923>next time on GuPQ
>>26596905No that's Anzu's father!
>>26596923>The Beast isn't cancelled tonight, right?Just remember to grab your jacket this time...or just 'leave' it again, whichever works.
Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest...>Where the hell is Roy?>Richard isn't as lewd as we expect...>And we see some serious shit.Girls und Panzer Quest will return Thursday at 5-6PM PST.Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>26596963so, is The Beast cancelled or not?
>>26596984Ever heard of a cliffhanger, son?
>>26596992that was not a cliffhanger, that was just an abrupt ending that is not justifyed in any way
>>26596984Think about it.Take all the time you need.
So is the water fight subplot done with? After what, 5 threads of it?
>>26597052'twas punishment for our sins.
>>26597052Didn't it take that long just to get on the ship.At this rate the first match will be in December!
>>26597052A few people demanded beefcake, so hopefully they have that out of their systems for the time being.Shame none of the girls from St Gloria's weren't there.
>>26596963>And we see some serious shit.Oh god what
>>26597119>Implying Dargeeling doesn't have CCTVs all over the ship.
>>26597119And we still haven't discussed how to deal with/who to recruit for the damn Anglerfish dance!
>>26597163while watching The Beast we put an arm around The Fluffy, and she goes crazy and deploys a surplus russian smoke grenade, gassing us and makign us halucinate
>>26597223who gives a fuck about that, its just going to waste 40 million threads going no where with Anzu making us want to paint our tank in her blood again
>>26597225>yukari gets nervous>smoke grenades start falling out of her pockets>they just keep falling out>room is full of smoke>mood is ruined>fucking tankstop
>>26597245>the smoke is filled with sedative>as you feel your conciousness ebbing, you look over at yukari>she's inna gas mask
>>26597245As long as she doesn't get them from the Volleyball team's tank.I'm pretty sure smoke isn't supposed to burn whenever it hits something.
>>26597284Actually, it does.Because military smoke grenades are white phosphorus.Which doesn't stop burning until it hits bone
>>26597284most smoke grenades or shells used some form of phosphorus or other nicely carcinogenic compoundsit was not uncommon for a smoke grenade to light the LZ on fire by accident in vietnam
>>26597284One wonders where the fuck they found whille petes in the first place
>>26597300>Accident>Not intentionally using WP as an incendiary FUCK YOU to your enemies>Vietnam.Yes, accidental.Sure thing.
>>26597312hey I don't know about you, but when I call a heli for extraction, I would rather not have the heli turn up and then go "lol nope, yo shit is on fire"
>>26597298It stops as soon as you cut off air to it. In first aid they tell us the best first-aid for it is mud.>>26597312Incendiary weapons weren't banned then. >>26597298Only very specific ones are. Most colored smoke is just a compressed coloring agent that cooks odd in the canister.Burst variants(like the one in that .gif) most certainly are WP.
>>26597284That was white phosphorus. It does that.