BLEACH QUEST XL.5>I have built up everything for this moment. These plots have been in place long before the hiatus.Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpSkills and perks- http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMkFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. Until I ask for rolls, they are not counted. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.Last TimeYou and Soi Fong turn towards Ishida as he’s sent flying backwards. The man in white smiles and mockingly bows. “I’ve spent long enough distracting you all. If you’ll excuse me, I have a rebellion to start!”His form wavers and vanishes as Ishida’s arrow shoot through it. Ishida growls in frustration as Soi Fong looks around, concerned. “Strange, how could nobody notice what’s going on here? There should be some sort of alarm, but…”“It’s like nobody’s noticed, right?”You both look over at the fully healed Kenpachi who walks up, Orihime at his side. “Her story seems to be that Aizen’s Zanpakuto can create illusions through hypnosis and he‘s been up to a lot of shady stuff. If his was to be outside his control, then it’d explain why nobody’s noticed.”Soi Fong looks conflicted before nodding her head. “Alright, I’ll accept that as a possibility, for now. So…”She looks at you and your friends. “What to do about you?”>You have control
>>26569521"Well,I want to slap your ass Soi Fong"
My my... it has been a while since I last saw your faces; once bright and filled with hope, they now burn with regret and sorry... don't worry my dear fa/tg/uys... this too shall pass.Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:bleach.wikia.com/wiki/CharactersInterested in some sightseeing around town?:http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_TownWant to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:http://starkana.com/manga/B/BleachToo lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleachIt’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:bleachd20.wikidot.comI want you to do your very best...
>>26569521Damnit Cosgrove, why do you have to just keep pushing?"I do owe you an explanation, but right now we might have much bigger problems. Rebellion isn't a term to be thrown around lightly."
>>26569521*Shrug* "You can try to kill me, you can try to arrest me, you can take me in as a witness, or you can follow me and we'll find out why Yourichi hasn't been taking my calls recently. It's kinda worrying."
>>26569521"Well, the short version is that I'm a plucky human teenager with superpowers who gathered a group of also-superpowered friends in order to break in to soul society to rescue my shinigami girlfriend who was imprisoned and sentenced to death for a crime she didn't commit. Other stunning revelations include: Aizen is evil, not all Hollows are evil, and magical talking cats apparently make the best sex-ed teachers. Now, can further questions wait until we're somewhere a bit safer?"
>>26569521Did... did Kenny just get Piece Walker'd by Hime?I LOVE this girl!AND Soi-Fong believes it? Interesting indeed...>"That's a good question. Mind taking a rain check on that for a little while though? Word on the street is my support team is in some serious shit right now."
>>26569521Try and check in with Mizuiro again, see if anything has calmed down on his end.
>>26569521>Not at all relevant to the current crisis, but I missed last thread so I hope you dont mind if I queue a question for our next internal meeting with the old man and zangetsu.>"Old Man, is there anyway I could transfer you to another soul without killing you or irreparably harming them in the process?">We probably can't split the baby, but we need someway of buffering Orihime or Momo so proximity to us doesn't straight up kill them if we choose thePure Zangetsu route. Failing that, Ishida might be less of a prick of he gets the reformed old man as a mentor.Sorry for the interruption, but I've been waiting awhile to throw that crackpot idea in the mix.
Not an action, just reposting Taiga Dojo from last thread,
>>26569630If we're lucky, Soi Fon might not have noticed Momo being taken?Otherwise she'd be a lot more upset.
>>26569521Hey Cosgrove; just wanted to pop in and say sorry for being such a shitlord last week. You deserved better and I failed you. Thanks for sticking with us.
>>26569672It really doesn't seem like Cosgrove listened to Ilya's lesson at all.
>>26569674Unlikely she saw due to the whole murder bee sprite situation.>>26569694hey hey. lets just settle down and try to have a nice pleasant quest like before.
>Just reminding you guys that by choosing not to split we are refusing a mystery boxRepeat.We. Are. Refusing. A. Mystery. Box.>>26569521Really want to do >>26569630, but deadpan and or a bit more serious. She's not fucking around right now.
Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbI already updated it earlier today with last week's thread, I'll update it again next week.
>>26569731Don't worry; things will be sorted out soon enough and all will be well.
>>26569731>Refusing a Mystery Box...I never thought of it that way.I mean, I don't like the idea itself... but there is a mystery box right there... it calls to me.I need a minute.
>>26569521"Well, you have a lot of questions that I'll do my best to answer.But you also have some fashionable lunatic who can take control of zanpaktous and is planning some kind of rebellion.So what's the higher priority?"
>>26569760>>26569757I really doubt Cos would gimp us completely, and I really want to see what he does when he can diverge from Canon. I mean hell, right now we are stupidly powered, and the only thing we'd be losing was potential. I was asleep during the whole shitstorm so I could not suggest it.Either way, Mystery Box is my vote
>>26569521Check to see how drained Orihime looks, healing is her weak ability at the moment."If - and given how strong I have been lead to believe Aizen actually is beneath his nice guy image that's a big if - if Aizen's lost control of his Zanpakuto now might be the best uptime fore you to review the evidence against Lt. (insert surname) Momo, and any other cases of shinigami hollowification you've had since he's been around. That said, Captain Soi Fon I believe I promised you some answers. Where would you like me to start?"If Kenny wants a rematch, tell him that we're too preoccupied to enjoy it and our powers are in a state of flux anyway, so we'd rather not insult him buy putting out a poor performance.
>>26569521>Calm, calculated, and concentrated ZerakiIT BEGINS
If she asks we should say that we think that the reason Yorichi left Soi Fong behind is so that there was a clear successor to the 2nd squad and Onmitsukidō. Lord only knows what would happen if Azen had managed to get his treacherous hands on the soul society's intelligence and penal system after all.He'd use the prison as a recruiting ground and ensure that his spies never looked the wrong way during one of his experiments. Would probably do a much better job of hunting Hat and clogs down as well.
>>26569731The whole thing is a clusterfuck.The downside of splitting our power is that it would mean that whatever happens to our friends from now on would all be on us 100%, since if we still had our ridiculous power, we could have protected them.Though letting the Old Man go would likely put us on Yamamoto's radar, maybe even Zero Squad as well. And our best bet involves placing our life in Urahara's hands. And Urahara was ALREADY afraid of us at our current power.
For when we give our plot dump"Long story short, Aizen, Gin, & Tousen were the real culprits behind the forced Hollowfication of Captains & Lts 100 years ago, Shinji and Hiyori are witnesses and it was Stupid of the central 46 to sentence them to death before they even could wake up to defend themselves. He did the same to Momo with a slow boil intending her to be a berserk suicide bomb against me and my family, I was able to diffuse her until she conquered her inner hollow. He's been getting away with this because his Shikai's real power is to control and muck with the five senses of anyone who has seen the release, which is both kinda good and bad for everyone right now if makeup-mc-ladycoat has gotten to his sword, I guess. I've no idea what purple eye shadow boy's deal is. Me...I'm the child of a Quincy who was infected by the bite of a werehollow/Shinigami hybrid made by Aizen, causing her to start to mutate into a living hollow, whose transformation was stilled by a powerful Shinigami, who she had been injured saving from said hollow some days prior, giving up his powers and taking on human form to keep the whole thing in check. They fell in love soon after, then I was born, she got killed by a hollow when her Quincy powers disappeared defending me a couple of years back, and like a month ago I was killed by some street punks, got attacked by a hollow, started to become one, and found my Shinigami powers sleeping inside me at the last second to save my ass before crawling back into my body, finding all that and other shit out, falling in love, twice, and dealing with the activation of my other powers. Now I really need to see a doctor and a scientist before my powers, now in careful balance after what just happend, have a meltdown of dangerous proportions. Any Questions?"If she comments on that being the short version, "I've had a BUSY month. Wait until we get to my week stuck in Hueco Mundo. Out of curiosity what did John Snow say about me in his report?"
>>26569816>>26569798Friendly reminder that Cosgrove said he would never put us in an unwinnable situation. We're a Shonen protagonist and Cosgrove is a great QM. Have faith. All will be well.
>>26569630One salient point you may wish to add on the end of that. "Oh, and Aiszen is apparently the new king of Hueco Mundo."
>>26569842There's a big difference between unwinnable, and making it very difficult to even care about winning.Like we can lose any number of friends without the quest becoming unwinnable.
>>26569834Nah, I'd say it would be a better idea to go slower and more personal.
>>26569816I just really hope Hichigo doesn't stay pissy. I'd rather a more kicked puppy and or scruffy moment. If only so /tg/ can tear itself apart more. I mean the fucker does care about us this time around.>>26569842Not denying that. Though I had hoped he would have waited a bit before that decision was to be made. On a more amusing note, I know this is overused, but fuck if it isn't fitting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhk6z1k_xk Attack On Cosgrove basically.
>>26569871The thing is he is on our side. He's also very aggressive and doesn't seem to understand that if he wants to protect us, there's more kinds of pain than physical.Like I'm not sure if he really cares about our friends all that much.
>>26569812This is accurate I think. After all, Azen was totally qualified for the post, along with every other post in soul society.
>>26569898He clearly doesn't because he wanted to release the power knowing it could kill them.
>>26569816You're forgetting that if we keep things as they are, we lose Zangetsu's respect and willing support. If we get rid of the old man, we loss access to our Quincy powers (for the love of anything you consider holy tell me I'm wrong on that point) within means we lose Swordception permanently. Before you guys discount that one ability, let me remind you that Momo and Chizuru (who I'm sure Aizen is targeting as we speak) are still alive.If we merge the two blades, we unlock a power up arc before the final battle.
>>26569871>Bleach Quest>Slowing downWe're going full Kubo, all the way.
>>26569521[x] "I'll answer whatever questions you've got, but we should probably do this on the go. I've got word from my support team that they're under attack, and that guy in white seems to be doing something with everyone's zanpakuto's. That can't be good either."And, uh, you got any of those reiatsu limiters? I've got some control over my zanpakuto back, but the balance is a little iffy."
>>26569914I'm pretty sure losing OMZ won't cut off our Quincy powers.You'd think he would have said so if that was the case.
>>26569907Or mayhaps he doesn't realize it. Either way I want that mystery box. >>26569929We handle this later. No sense making them think we are a time bomb too.
>>26569898>>26569907"Hey Ichigo; I notice you've got a lot of friends... how about you release my true power and maybe then I can be your best friend? They'll never even have to know. What's the matter? Afraid of your Zanpakutos massive throbbing power?"
>>26569914Zangetsu can get over it. I know he was trying to help but he literally couldn't wait a god damn hour for us to decide. We were in the middle of a fight and he knew that, he also didn't care that his power could easily kill our friends.
>>26569630>>26569851TheseShe wants answers? She can have em. She never said we had to parse them into a format that wouldn't confuse the fuck out of her.
>>26569929>reiatsu limiter!Yes! Ask Kenny and Yachiru if they have an extra on hand!
>>26569956>>26569952Still supporting overeager puppy Zangetsu. Also we need a name for OMZ
>>26569956I'm talking long term, not the next couple of hours.
>>26569521"Any chance you could decide that on the go or maybe report to your superiors that that white guy is talking about a revolution? After I sort some stuff out "back home" I can come back... Ya I see that look. "Don't leave your side". Well I'M going to go save my friends. You can come if you want."
>>26569945You'd also think that OMZ would have a better sense of priorities like maybe telling us what the fuck was up with White Coat guy, but no.
>>26569975Old man in a child's body?
>>26569970>Yes! Ask Kenny and Yachiru if they have an extra on hand!... So do we get an eyepatch?
>>26570002We could just take his. I mean we beat him when he had it off, I doubt he'll stop us.
>>26570002We hopefully get a way of unshackling Zangersu but still being able to go back to the real world without killing anyone without powers within half a mile of us.Yes, we get an eye patch.
>>26569521"I'm going to have to kindly ask you to ponder that in motion Captain... Ishida. Orihime. Great work; but it sounds like Mother Base is having some problems."/try to radio in/>>26569956We'll materialize him and explain later. Right now lets focus on the situation in front of us.
>>26570031Now we just need to get some clones and we can be a true Big Boss.
>>26570031I don't see that being a valid solution without some very severe drawbacks.You really think Urahara wouldn't install at least three distinct kill switches?
>>26570002I imagine ours would have to be that semi full body wrap thing he sported after he got Bankai (the black thing). I know it wasn't a limiter, but we'd probably need something big like that.
>>26570034If we radio in, advise them that Tuibime (Momo's zanpakuto) is probably headed their way as a n adversary...
>>26569521We tell her that more important things are going on then us right now and that her superiors need to be warned about the guy in white. We need to collect ourselves and regroup with our guys. Let Soi Fong do her job and remind her of that.
>>26570065True, that's a good point.
>>26570067I don't think she'll just let us walk off.Our best bet is working with her for now.
>>26570054I don't think Urahara would let us back into the human world if he knew we were that strong. I don't think soul society would either. Luckily, we were planning to do some scouting in Ghost Mexico anyway. We can probably rank up control a few times while we're their.
>>26570031Its not going to hold us. OMZ pretty much said so. Open the box guys.Also we have to think of what to do about the arrancar.
>>26570031Like I said earlier; we materialize him and sit him down with our pet Hollows and they talk Arrancar sword-splitting power sealing shit.>>26570069Good idea.>>26569521No matter what, we need to at least raise an eyebrow at Kennys sudden serious non murder crazed tone and wonder how Orihime managed to... coerce him.
>>26569521What you do is trust me.
>>26570067>Let Soi Fon do her jobYou mean assassinate all threats to Soul Society, be they political or martial? (we represent both in spades)
>>26570099I'm all for mystery box, but I really feel like we should talk to people who are close to us first.Because it could dramatically affect their safety, so they should get a say.>>26570096I don't think it'd be that easy? If we could just crush Las Noches and level up control repeatedly?
Remember that that thing that will happen tonight; Cosgrove mentioned in his Twitter and isn't because he's punishing us or is still mad or anything. It was set into motion long ago.
>>26570111Actually yeah, he seems pretty reasonable now.Why?
>So, had some stuff come up I had to take care of.>So, I'm going to ask soem questions, I want either a y/n to them, and I will use them to start writing.>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>y/n>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>y/n>ask about eyepatch>y/n.check in with Mizuiro>y/n>Mention yoruichi>y/n
>>26570134Except we aren't. Soul Society can piss off, all we really wanted was Momo, Aizen is a secondary objective.
>>26570099If we open the mystery box, we're moving to ghost Mexico.
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>yes>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>no>ask about eyepatch>yes>check in with Mizuiro>yes>Mention yoruichi>no
>>26570163Mystery Box is sealing off our potential and getting new forms for OMZ and zangetsu, not super powers.
>>26570163It can be our Outer Heaven... Thus we become spooky ghost big boss!
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>y>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>n>ask about eyepatch>y.check in with Mizuiro>y>Mention yoruichi>n
>>26570141It really depends on who it is. Like Aerithing someone is a bold and risky move, and Cosgrove was warned about doing things like this.
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>y>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>n>ask about eyepatch>y>check in with Mizuiro>y>Mention yoruichi>n
>>26570154NYYY (last, when Soi Gon seems satisfied with what we've already told her)N (Do NOT mention that cat!)
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsHell no>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>y>ask about eyepatch>n.check in with Mizuiro>y>Mention yoruichi>y
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>yes to superiors, no to leaving>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>yes heritage, no Aizen>ask about eyepatch>yes>check in with Mizuiro>yes>Mention yoruichi>No
We should mention the cat, that way we can get Soifon out of our ass.
>>26570158He becomes primary if he keeps throwing these darts at us. Dude can not take a hint.>>26570147Maybe he's just excited to fight another captain all out?>>26570163Well ya; after we put on all of our limiters we Garganta out real quick and have Zangetsu split himself up if needed, and then pop his power cherry.Maybe have our team keep in mind that if we're not back in a month, send OMG to mercy kill us or something.
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>No>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>No>ask about eyepatch>yes>check in with Mizuiro>yes>Mention yoruichi>no
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsNope>Tell her about your heritage and aizeneh>ask about eyepatchNope>check in with Mizuiroyes>Mention yoruichiYup
My vote for the whole cluster fuck is a merging of the powers. Does that remove bankai? Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn't.I for one would prefer that we end up never getting SSJ mode, personally and still over come the odds. I think that has better pathos. Are we the strongest ever? No. Does that stop us? FUCK NO!I think it works better for a protagonist to over come odds, not hulk up when the plot demands it.
>>26570205Aerithing?And while he might have been warned sure, its his quest and he's done a great job thus far. No way we'd get through this without any casualties.
I'd rather Soi Fong follow us so Yoruichi can SURPRISE.
>>26570154>>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsno>Tell her about your heritage and aizenyes>ask about eyepatchyescheck in with Mizuiroyes>Mention yoruichino
>>26570239That will also pull Yoruichi away from the other team's defense and prevent us from sending Soi Fon And Kenny after arisen and Tousen.Also, if Gin isn't dead the odds are that Aisen is.
>>26570293That sounds like fun.
>>26570154>>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsY>>Tell her about your heritage and aizenN>>ask about eyepatchY>.check in with MizuiroY>>Mention yoruichiN
>>26570295... for some reason I see Aizen's Zanpakuto being very protective of him and wise to Gins intentions. This does note bode well for Gin.
>>265701541.>She already made it clear that we're not leaving, don't press it.2>The whole thing with Aizen is dodgy, and we have no proof. Bringing up our own heritage might be alright. Technically being born isn't a crime3>Can't see how it could hurt, could just be good to know4>Yes, see if things are under control on their end,5>Hell no
>>26570293Eh, it might be funny, or it might end horribly.If we intend for the two to meet, its probably best if we give Soi Fon some kind of warning first so she doesn't freak out and cause an incident. Its a pretty touchy subject for her.
>>26570328Aizen is not on good terms with his Zanpakto if I recall.
>>26570293and then they can date as we ship them.Seriously though, if she found out about the cat now, we would be a little bit fucked.
>>26570275There is literally no way I can imagine to defeat a Hoguyoku'd Aizen other than powerleveling. Even Kisuke's best plan required it. I get that you dislike power leveling, but this is battle shounen and dems da works.
>>26570355It is a disposable resource to him, just like everything else.
There is a possibablity that Hanatora could die you know...
>>26570355Why would you say that?
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>y>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>n>ask about eyepatch>n>check in with Mizuiro>y>Mention yoruichi>n
>>26570291A reference to how Aerith died in FF7, in an unavoidable cutscene. Having such an infallible death in an interactive game, especially if it's a beloved character, really doesn't seem wise if he ever wants us to not be super-paranoid and critical all the time, even after what happened last time
>>26570364I don't really see that. I mean him merging with it wasn't really disposing of it.
>>26570337>asked to give simple y/n answers>can't even follow simple directions.Look, why do you have to make things harder for everyone? Sure, it only takes an extra second to read through and parse your answers, but it's still annoying that when asked for a yes/no answer, you give a lengthy (relatively) response.
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsNo, absolutely not.>Tell her about your heritage and aizenabout aizen, sure.>ask about eyepatcheh>check in with Mizuiroyes>Mention yoruichiyes
>>26570154Sorry to do this, but are you including our Shiba heritage in question #2 or just the hollistic power set stuff and origin story (we died and then got better, repeatedly)?
>>26570154 >tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends >n >Tell her about your heritage and aizen >y >ask about eyepatch >y .check in with Mizuiro >y >Mention yoruichi >n
NOT MY RESPONSE; JUST AN ANALYSIS:>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsShe should. She's duty bound. However I doubt she'd let us through her grasp so easily. She knows she can't send an escort with us because we're too strong. Most likely she'd use a Hell Butterfly or her squad to relay the message. Hopefully she won't just drag us in front of the Goku13>Tell her about your heritage and aizenThis can wait; she has enough shit on her mind right now. If we tell her we're the son of a defector (or deadman) that doesn't bode well for us, and if we tell her about Aizen she'll most likely assume we're deflecting blaim. Also I think she heard Kenny.>ask about eyepatchNot as important as getting back to Kokkaku's or however you spell her name, but we'll need to do this one way or the other eventually.>Check in with MizuiroThere is really no reason not to.>Mention yoruichiPandoras box. Soi will either flip her shit or get weakkneed. Best to keep it a surprise for now and play dumb if needed.
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friendsNO. Nonononononono. What the fuck is wrong with everyone thinking we can just tell her we're leaving, and expecting her to go along with it? We're stuck with her for the foreseeable future, may as well make the most of it.>Tell her about your heritage and aizenIt seems like Orihime already spilled the beans but still. While we shouldn't lie, we shouldn't volunteer any information either>ask about eyepatchAmbivalent, no reason not to.>check in with MizuiroYes, tell them not to rescue us or anything like that>Mention yoruichiNah, I don't want to touch that with a ten foot pole.
>counting then writing
>>26570454I await in joyful terror.
>>26570386A running theory is that he had no need for a sword; not its abilities and that he truly became one and maintained its abilities (and somehow ensnared Real Man Zangetsu on his conjical visit). His whole thing was that he and his Zanpakuto merged together as part of his evolution. Unlikely that he would discard that.
>>26570361... we defeated the plot rock once, we can do it again.
>>26570154>tell Soi Fong that she should report to her superiors, you're leaving with friends>nShe can send one of her ninjas or a butterfly to inform people; she already was adamant she was sticking with us. Better to not push it.>Tell her about your heritage and aizen>nOur entire heritage? Could be bad. And about Aizen, Kenpachi already told her in the opening post.>ask about eyepatch>yShe already felt our reiatsu so something to limit it won't be too out there.>check in with Mizuiro>y>Mention yoruichi>n
>>26570454Seriously, how much of our "heritage" are you asking about us sharing?
>>26570341We have a pretty decent explanation here >>26569812 So if we stress that Lady Yoruichi trusted her to do her duty and stuff it will probably remove most of her hostility, given Soi Fon's personality.
>>26570484Not when it was working with a voluntary host who knew how to use it and outranked us in raw power.
>>26570361Then we don't let him get the Hougyoku?
>>26570496Short, to the point. Things be happening. No time to get into details
>>26570523he already has it.
>>26570499Except it's all based in information we don't have. I honestly doubt Yoruichi explained Soi Fon blatant hero worship, vassalhood in a way for that kind of comment to be in character.
>>26570523He already has a version of it. Also at this point he's still more powerful than us, and anyone who would make a difference in a battle(discounting Keigo) has gotten that thing he sent them.
>>26570524Eh; might be best to skip it for now and keep it as one of those "You never asked" things.Sharing our life story isn't mission critical right now unless she demands it really. And she'd got a lot more on her mind that out bloodline right now I'd wager.
>>26570536I meant the complete version and implant it in his chest.Don't let that happen.
>>26570524Phew. No mention of Shiba heritage off the bat? Thanks.
>>26570553>anyone who would make a difference in a battle(discounting Keigo) has gotten that thing he sent them.What?Keigo being Aizen is a total ruse. Banking on it.
>>26570537We were "told about the captains" by Dad Urahara and Yourichi. Given that he didn't actually describe them it can be reasonably assumed that we know of everyone's shikai and most of their personality traits.
>>26570567Okay that I didn't think of but considering he has Tousen the only real chance we have of beating him is Gin doing actual damage to him before he can fully Hoguyoku.
>>26570600You realize that his Hoguyoku is going to remain woefully incomplete and incapable of merging with him as long as Orihime doesn't spend a month fixing it, right? If he pops it in now it will probably either fail to do anything, or dominate his soul.
>>26570645Dude, we are going to powerlevel. Deal with it.
>>26570645>implying dominating his soul wouldn't make the entire thing even more difficult
>>26570592Yeah, but consider how Yoruichi handles Soi Fon in canon, she's /still/ the teacher, after a century.That kind of attitude, there's no way we know anything about their relationship unless Urahara started blabbing about it, and Yoruichi would not be pleased if he did. So we know that Soi Fon would be tapped to replace Yoruichi in her defection, and that she held Soi Fon in high esteem, but anything more than that? We have no idea.
>>26570658Why would we?I mean did you miss the explanation of why Aizen's powers shorted out?
>>26570658I'm fine with that. Just don't expect Aizen to be our opponent.
>>26570658Not him, but I'd rather we didn't. I want to see the new form of OMZ and Zangetsu not have Zangetsu eat OMZ. Cosgrove said POTENTIAL is limited, not our current power.
A little something while we wait.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-QeJzmHzWg
>>26570675Not what I was implying.We should probably make sure our other girlfriend doesn't get kidnapped. If you're feeling paranoid, you might want to keep an eye on Momo.
>>26570681You mean in canon in that ep that was on toonami a week ago? Dude there is decent evidence that that was all part of his plan. Also that still required Ichigo to powerlevel like crazy for it to work.
>>26570680Yoruichi told us that Soi Fon probably would have followed us a few threads ago.
>>26570701Before we make up our mind, we'll need to see what Cosgrove is going to do to us.
>>26570701This is a shonen quest, power level limits are only their to be gratuitously broken.
>>26570735>their, not thereI go to commit sudoku...
>>26570726I'm dead set against letting OMZ get eaten, Zangetsu ain't got shit for foresight, the battle with OMZ proved that.>>26570735Then how fitting would it be to have us submit to save both of them, only to break through that barrier later? If you want basic shonen logic.
>>26570704Also while we wait. Enjoy some Live Action undead ninja ghost fighting. Starts 1:50 or so into the video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvR1h1bdl78
>Aizen’s Zanpakuto can create illusions through hypnosis and he‘s been up to a lot of shady stuff>His Zanpakuto is pic related instead>>26570741Go cry to someone who cares subfag
>>26570720And? I'm objecting to the concept that we know anything about the interpersonal relationship between Yoruichi and Soi Fon and thus the latter's emotional instability about the former for use in a lever to get us on her "good side". We know a lot about her, her likely powers, and her stern personality, but nothing about her as a person.
>>26570756>only to break through them laterI know this is get me "Oh you know what he's planning?" a bunch of times but I kind of doubt it would be that simple. Because we'd most likely need someone like Urahara to do it and we may end up fighting Aizen before we even get back.
>>26570777And I'm arguing that we have enough of the pieces to make an informed guess, even if we don't have all of them.
>>26570790Yeah but it seems like we may need to choose between Zangetsu and all our friends.
>>26570790Even still, we know what aizen is doing ahead of time. This is not nearly as big a blindside as it was before.Besides if we get gin to work with us. >>26570830And I chose friends. Without hesitation.
>>265707901. Admittedly I may be entirely misunderstanding what you wrote because tired.2. Pretty goddamn sure that Urahara isn't the one to break us past that barrier. Look at the zanpakuto smith and maybe some serious teaching from our sword.
>>26570830I doubt that. I think worst case scenario: we may just need to sacrifice our bromance and go full king and horse.
>>26570592Wasn't that basically him saying "You can use all of your OOC knowledge in character now, you don't have to pretend anymore."
>meanwhile at the base
>>26570801>And I'm arguing that we have enough of the pieces to make an informed guess, even if we don't have all of them.Really? Explain. Because I seem to have lost track of this conversation. Scrolling up through the posts I've responded to or were in response to me, I haven't found your argument.capcha: sanyti Miss, apparently my error has turned me into a Jawa.
>>26570864If he had to use his ressureccion, things must have gone horribly wrong.
>>26570856No, worst case we just pull a stark and permanently manifest him as our kid brother. I'm sure our family would love that.
>>26570873My argument is "we know more than enough IC to say that without being OOC." especially since as >>26570860says, we were basically handed a "use your knowledge" pass when it comes to the captains.
>>26570902Not really.For interest, we don't know Unohana was the first Kenpachi.
I'm excited to see how Cosgrove chooses to evolve us when/ if we accept Zangetsu.
>>26570898Our hyper impulsive, delinquency destined kid brother.
>>26570902pretty much this.
>>26570864the more I look, the lewder it gets
>>26570898>We dress him in all whites and pinks and give him an umbrella>"He's... an albino? Yes, we're going with that."
>>26570898That could be interesting.
>>26570926Remember, Zangetsu wasn't against the power siphon new form stuff. Which is what I want to see. It may be best case scenario here.Its also the mystery box
>>26570613HNNNNNNNNGSweet Jesus, that booty!
>>26570921We do however know that she's fricken scary, which we have happily abused. I expect that to come back to bite us in a humerous fashion.
>>26570945>promptly uses said umbrella to club a police officer.>"This is fun Bro!"
>>26570898>"So... what's you're name little guy?">"...Pride."
>>26570945You know, Zangetsu looks (if you ignore the eyes and tongue) do kind of look like he lost his color in the wash.
>>26570959Zangetsu was more just for anything but the current arrangement, no matter how convenient it is for us.
>>26570902I don't think it's reasonable to assume we're privy to everyone's personal dramas.What we know, in-character, is that Soi Fon would have followed Yuroichi if she'd asked, but she chose not to and that there's baggage there.
>>26570968Of course. She's going to make us a seated member of fourth squad (guessing 12th seat, Orihime fpgets to be npthe new third)
>>26570976Yeeeees.If we do wind up manifesting him as a "younger cousin", we shall call him "Selim".
>>26570968I still want her to make us Honorary Jackie Chan for the 4th. >>26570985Exactly. I really don't think a limiter would be able to contain us though, especially if they are talking canon Ichigo levels. I mean fuck if they could limit 0 squad then why are they all secluded and shit unless stuff hits the fan. That and the changes OMZ and Zangetsu go through would be hilarious, especially if we can manifest both. Imagine Orihime's reaction.
>>26570991We also know that Yoruichi wants nothing to do with her past life in Soul Society and as her student/friend it might be nice of us to, you know, respect that and let the woman have some privacy?
>>26571064Yeah this.Let's keep her secrets.For the... hour or so they'll stay kept.
Hey does anyone have that Aizen prison diary thing?
>>26571050Because Soul Society wants to keep those keys on lockdown. They're kind of expensive to make you know.
>>26571064No I totally agree with you there. But even basic common sense dictates that baring emotional wounds will be unlikely to do us favors, especially when we don't know the details. It's a minefield.It is also massively disrespectful and a complete douche move.
>>26571085Was waiting until the darkness hit us to lighten things up, but here ya go.(inaccurate though since it goes to 40 years meaning the current arc is misplaced)
Oh fuck me.>Kenny not going battle crazy right away.We're in a damn illusion guys.
You raise one finger up. “Just a second.”You look over at Kenpachi, who looks thoughtful. “Where’s you eye patch. It seems useful.”He shrugs, grinning. “There’s a lot about to go down and I had a good fight. I’m fine with beating down some punks effortlessly right now.”You nod before activating your communications with Mizuiro, but all you seem to get is a loud screeching in your ear as you hurriedly disconnect. You frown, rubbing at your ear, as you look at Orihime and Ishida. “I can’t get a hold of Mizuiro. That’s… not good.”Soi Fong listens from nearby as she sends a black butterfly off. “There. I’ve made a report to those who need to hear it. Right now though, you need to explain what that thing was.”You grimace. “Alright, so my mother had powers and was attacked by a strange hollow. When I almost died to one, I somehow became a shinigami, but the hollow that attacked my mother somehow affected me and my Zanpakuto is also a hollow.”She stares at you and you stare back. “Can I go check on my friends? I can’t contact them.” She narrows her eyes before nodding. “Very well, I will accompany you. If nothing else than to note who your allies are.”Kenpachi gives you a grin. “And I’m coming, too! Where you go, there’s surely something for me to fight.”He glances over at Yumichika and Yachiru. “Hey, Yachiru, Yumichika. Get Ikkaku to the fourth and fixed up. Things will be heating up, so have the Eleventh at full attention. We aren’t missing out on this!”They nod and vanish as Kenpachi and Soi Fong look towards you. “Well? Get a move on already!”>Any response?
>>26571123Unlikely.The Old Man is now immune to Muramasa's illusions, so he can serve as our eyes if he's not being an asshole.
>>26571167"Do you still have that eye patch?""If you can pick it up along the way, that'd be good"
>>26571167...I suppose we might as well, since things appear to be fairly dire on their end.
>>26571167Uh okay let's go.
>>26571167Let's go.Maybe pick Orihime up to improve our speed?
>>26571195>>26571195Shut up about the fucking eye patch, Zangetsu is not eating OMZ any time soon. Or Ever.
>>26571213What if we attached it to an enemy?
>>26571176Who said anything about Muramasa?
>>26571167"Alright, lets go. And I'm warning you now, some of my allies are a bit "unique", so I need you both to promise not to fly off the handle and kill anyone unless I give you the all clear, or they attack you first. We don't need friendly fire complicating this more than it already is."
>>26571222...If that happens, it doesn't matter what happens to our powers, because we are well and truly fucked.
>Hm, let's see what's going on on /tg/ tonight>MFW Bleach Quest again>>26571225This.
>>26571167Princess-carry Hime as we Shunpo off to ADVENTURE!
>>26571225Maybe just ask if they can wait outside for a couple minutes?
>>26571225>"Alright, lets go. And I'm warning you now, some of my allies are a bit "unique", so I need you both to promise not to fly off the handle and kill anyone unless I give you the all clear, or they attack you first. We don't need friendly fire complicating this more than it already is."Fine with this but not the all clear or attack you first since folks might panic.
>>26571167Roll as fast as we can, if Orihime can't keep up, we princess carry, unless she's gotten Bringer Light, or can go fast with her fairies tugging on her shoulders.
>>26571235Hey, I'm just implying that we're about to mistakenly run directly to Old Man Genocide. Nothing else.
>>26571167>Kenpachi gives you a grin. “And I’m coming, too! Where you go, there’s surely something for me to fight.”>Zeraki is Wrex>“Alright, so my mother had powers and was attacked by a strange hollow. When I almost died to one, I somehow became a shinigami, but the hollow that attacked my mother somehow affected me and my Zanpakuto is also a hollow.”>Inside her head; "... WAT."ACTIONS:Sigh, make sure Orihime and Ishida are ok, then get a move on while wondering why these two seem so eager to trust and help us.
>>26571259Zaraki probably just got a lot stronger.By which I mean his mental block was lessoned.Soi Fong finds us a person of interest, but not directly malicious.
>>26571244>Not princes carrying Ishida
>>26571167Cos, is it still to congested to us spirit sense to make sure Chizuru's group made it back to the support squad?
>>26571246We don't know what the situation is, for all we know we might be walking into a battlefield. If they see the Arrancar fighting, they'll probably just assume they're the enemy and try to gank them. Well, Soi Fon will anyway, so we need to get her to promise not to fight anything until we identify it as an enemy.
>>26571167...we didnt mention anything about getting the captain of the twelveth to double check the surveillance footage of Momo meeting with Urahara. This was our best chance of clearing her name without relying on an Aizen self reveal.Oh well.
>>26571167"I really do have a problem of bringing trouble home. My cousin and dad will never let me live this down."Let's talk about the ramifications of everyone's zanpakuto's going rogue to Soi-Fong while we go.
>>26571307But Kyouka Suigetsu.
>>26571331That only works if Kyouka Suigetsu allows it to work.But fair point.
>>26571167Quickly try and find Kennys limited oh sweet jesus if he's just walking around without the limited some serious shit is about to happenRemind them that some of our allies are uniquePick up Hime"Well lets get moving them."And then we GOES FAST back to home base.
>Cosgrove gives us an interlude>We all expect that character to die>It was all a feint, a diffeent character kicks the bucket
>>26571259But, to bring Soi Fon to our home base, means bringing her to Shiba House.
>>26571380Ok, so Zangetsu, Keigo, Ishida and Rukia are safe? Wasn't really expecting them to die...
>>26571167alright. but I'm going to need you to promise not to attack my companions- some of them have past history with Soul Society, and some of them are somewhat unusual
>>26571387Yeah that's unfortunate.But we're not fast enough to evade Soi Fon, especially not with Orihime and Ishida.And it seems like things may have gone all kinds of bad.
>>26571387Yeah, we really should have had support squad set up somewhere else.
>5 minutes into our long ass life story speech>She just walks out of the room
>>26571387True, but what alternative do we have?
>>26571387Well, it's isolated and has an owner that is not that fond of the Gotei 13, so she won't immediately think we're related. A more readily plausible explanation would be that Kuukaku just wanted to mess up the Seireitei.
>>26571422I wonder if Nel summoned the Espada?
>>26571411Pretty sure he(she?) meant that he would make a new interlude to set us up only to have our suspicious dashed.
>>26571423We trusted in the resident expert's opinion (Yoruichi). Can't be blamed for that.
>>26571387that's true, but keeping shit form her is a much more terribad idea
>>26571447That would imply that she could con Urahara.She has never even remotely demonstrated that ability.
>>26571447>>26571463Oh god, what if Aizen put an X-23 like trigger scent or phrase or something in her...
>>26571448The only interlude I see us getting is finding out that Aizen and Gin were watching us the entire time.
>>26571462There isn't enough brain bleach to undo seeing that Gif.Oh well, lets get this show on the road.
>>26571387How is this a problem exactly?
>>26571462that gif... the horror
>>26571463...maybe I just want to believe in Momo, ok?
>>26571486someone needs to do that weird warping thing with one of those some day.>>26571479I will never not hope for Interludes. Dat world building.
>>26571434None. She's determined to find out the truth about our lies, and she won't be satisfied until she has answers. She's faster than we are, not remarkably retarded, and can threaten us with instant death in two hits with her shikai. The only way we're getting out of this is if something comes up that's more important and we can manage to extract Momo in the confusion.
>>26571484The Sheba house is in disgrace and Fom might decide to summarily execute all of them once she sees Yoruichi.
>>26571494I don't see why it has to be a choice between the two.Sode no Shirayuki and possibly Mirokumaru have both gone rogue, and Tobiume is probably still in pursuit.
>>26571484She just reported to the captain commander, and you know Aizen's going to intercept that butterfly. And then he's going to track Kenny and we're going to lead that broken powered zanpakuto right back to base.
>>26571533Someone needs to open the Garganta.
>>26571503>not remarkably retarded,She's actually reasonably smart. It's just that her crazy loyalty and sense of duty override better judgment sometimes. Especially when Aizen illusion bullshit is fucking thing sup.
>>26571484Her mind might break even more when she finds out the whole, Shinagami Quincy Hollow Babbys. A Ghost fucking a living breathing human and causing a natural birth child.
>>26571547The Espada have no reason to come here.Might be enough to piss off Zero Squad.Or make Yamamoto take action.
>>26571537Shouldn't the question be:"Is Muramasa's Rebellion part of Aizen's plot, or is he also blindsided by this?"The second question is:"Are Aizen, Tousen, and Gin too busy fighting their own Zanpakuto's to intercept that butterfly?"
>>26571513Then she will get her ass handed to her. Counting us there will be five captain level combatants in the area. She and mister murder face just won't cut it.
>>26571583six counting our cousin.
>>26571552That was my point, we can't rely on her making dumb decisions, we can't outrun her, and we lack the speed and the luck to lock her out of successes in a fight so we can't beat her. So we have to convince her to our side with plain old-fashioned charisma.
>>26571583>Yoruichi>Probably Kuukaku >Starrk&Lillynette (I count them as one person)>Harribel>NelielThat presumes that our friends make it back to base.
>>26571583also Kenny's totally on our side-defeat makes friendship and all that
>>26571622Technically with Blut Vene aren't we effectively immune to her shikai?
>>26571570>>26571537>Aizen intercepts Butterfly>"Shit... uh... Soi-Fog and Kenpatchi havegone rogue? Maybe? Fuck it, I'm rolling with that."
>>26571645She knows more ways to kill usGosh, the suspense is killing me.We gotta let slip eventually that we're the kid of a Shinigami.
>>26571648wont intercepting a butterfly sent by the 2nd Squad captain be even more difficult? I mean, shit nigga, the butterfly along probably has ninja training.
>>26571657"I can't... I can't. I. CAN'T. I'm done... done done done. No. NO. This is stupid. I'm going home. I don't want to play any more."
>>26571687"Oh come on, It's not like I made my own character sheet."
I just want to see her hook up with Chizuru on the rebound after Yoruichi properly tells her she's not into chicks. Much.
>>26571687"WAIT, I haven't even revealed my mom was a Quincy! Or that I learned how to GOFAST from a talking Cat! Did I mention I've only had superpowers for about a month!"Though after her gasp at the "Sealed King" reveal...she probably already knew.
>>26571687PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!this is the greatest thing ever.
>>26571734As do I. Not going to be easy to make that happen.
>>26571734I want to become friends with her, and then have her help us plot our revenge pranks on Hat and clogs. The things she will justify under "Real world training operations"
>>26571645As long as it holds out. /Yes/. That is a very, very small comfort. Because it's die dependent. She rolls a 20 and we don't? We're hit. We roll a 1 and she doesn't? We're hit. That right there is a *ten percent* chance of taking a hit. For every roll. That is ignoring all the kido she has to know for Shunko, her Bankai, and the rest of everything she knows.A ten percent chance of taking a hit from Soi Fon is several orders of magnitude worse than a 95% chance of being hit from more conventional combatants.
>>26571734>impying Yoruichi isn't into chicks>implying Yoruichi won't be fully single by the end of this thread because Kisuke is totally going to die this thread>implying Yoruichi and Chizuru aren't both ok with a threesome>implying implications
You nod, picking up Orihime, who looks tired, in a bridal carry. "Alright, lets go. And I'm warning you now, some of my allies are a bit "unique", so I need you both to promise not to fly off the handle and kill anyone unless I give you the all clear, or they attack you first. We don't need friendly fire complicating this more than it already is."Soui Fong grimaces but nods, her eyes watching you like a hawk as the five of you head out at a fast pace./INTERLUDE ALERT!//????/I can only watch in horror at the events that are unfolding around me. For so long, I have desperately held on to what control I had even as it slowly slipped from my fingers.I don’t regret it though. No, knowing what I could have been, I’m glad it happened this way.WHATEven if my body belongs to a monster, my heart does not. I never succumbed to that despair I was on the precipice of. What it showed me, what it saw, proved to me that power is meaningless if you’re alone.Kurosaki Ichigo. I saw you there, too. You were strong, but alone. The future I saw for myself saw you, a being above the rest like myself. Instead of discarding everything for power, I watched how you beat me. ARE YOUBut you were so very alone, especially at your end. In the end we both failed.DOINGBut maybe now you’ll have a chance. You’re no longer alone.STOPI’ll leave you one last thing using the last of the strength I have left. You and I… I’m sure we could have been friends./????/ >(1/2)
>>26571775/INTERLUDE 2/Rubble and smoke surrounds what’s left of the Shiba house. Bodies lay scattered around, unconscious. I stare in horror at the figure behind this all, clutching at my mutilated arm, my communications jammed, unable to warn anyone.He looks like an older Keigo at first, but there’s differences in the facial structure. To his sides are probably Ichimaru Gin and Kaname Tousen. And there’s something else there, too. Human shaped.Aizen looks around contently, like he’s waiting.And I realize he is. I’m no threat to him, and Starrk… he’s gone, in a strange black box of energy. Yoruichi’s missing and he’s waiting.For Ichigo.Oh, god, Ichigo.Don’t Come here.Its what he wants.In the distance I notice figures approaching and I begin to weep as Aizen smiles.“Well, there’s one of the two pieces to the puzzle I need.”/INTERLUDES END/>will write more in a minute.
>>26571775...Holy fucking shit.Goodbye, Sosuke Aizen.
>>26571775>>26571782Interlude 1 is the Hoguyoku. CALLING IT!
>>26571774>implying Yoruichi won't get herself killed while going full fucking bloodrage on Urahara's killer
>>26571782Well fuck.Also Caja Negacion is OP.
>>26571782that's a hell of a place to drop off the east coast on. Shit.Don't get us killed guys, please?
>>26571801I think it might be the uppercaps, but lowcaps is Aizen.It seems to match Aizen and Ichigo's last interaction.
>>26571834It does indeed. If I missed last nights episode I would have been a little lost. Now... now I know fear and it entices me.
See you space cowboy.
>>26571775>>26571782Well fuck...Lets chat with our current friends and new allies/frenemies whilst we GOFAST! Ask Ishida if Eyeshadow-Mc-LadyCoat dropped any expository gloating while they fought.
>>26571827Will try not to, we'll try not to.
>>26571860He's not dead, just out of play.
I warned you bro.I warned you about time travel and associating with sentient wish-granting hate-engines.Why didn't you listen Aizen?
>>26571852>last night's episodeWhat? I didn't see that last night and can't find it on the archive.
>>26571879I think he's talking about the anime. They just wrapped up the Aizen fight in the dub.
>>26571782>>26571775Wait, how'd he even come to the conclusion what he'd want was at the Shiba house?
>>26571895Because he knows our dad was Shiba Isshin?Thus if we're in the Soul Society, it makes sense that we'd meet with our relatives?Pretty basic stuff.
>>26571876>Hogyo-kun has assumed direct controlPoor, poor future-Keigo. He was just trying to help.
>>26571895>He's known about Isshin well before we were born. He knows we know we're Shiba CLAN, we be fucked....Momo...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!The people arriving first...are everyone else....SHIT SHIT SHIT!More of our friends just walked into the fire.
>>26571895when did you get the impression that he wasn't at Shiba House before we were?
>>26571892Oh that. Yeah that makes some sense, but I think that the lowercase is the Hoguyoku and uppercase is Aizen. I mean the manner of speech is one thing but unless time travel shit is actually happening, we haven't met Aizen yet. I think the Hoguyoku tried to fuck him over.
>>26571925What the SHIT?How did that picture get in my post?I don't even have that saved on my computer, much less in my Fate/ folder.
>>26571945Hey! I'm in the thread on /co/ that was just posted in!
>>26571928Eh, why would she be at the top of the list?It's not like we need extra motive to hate Aizen.
>>26571928Amazing how everything seems to work just as Aizen plans.
>>26571945My, my, anon-kun, you sure are useless
>>26571934I dunno. Text seems to me like lowercase could be OMZ about to do something rash, and Xangetsu flipping the fuck out in uppercase.
>>26571775>>26571782You can guess my reaction.>>26571945Moooooot!
>>26571985Self recrimination for unknowingly hip getting her killed immediately after finally rescuing her. It's the utter failures at the finish line that rphurt the most in the long run.
>>26572012...Then I guess I'll have one less quest to read.
>>26572001Reads more like Zangetsu in lowercase and OMZ in caps to me.Or maybe it's The Plot Rock and Aizen... or Keigo and Aizen. WHO KNOWS?!
>>26571989Maybe this will be happening when we get there?
>>26572001It was talking about not needing power, trying to get with Ichigo because they were both powerful and not caring about anyone, and then suddenly caring. It also said it was being controlled by a monster. While it could be OMZ and Zangetsu o doubt Cos would still stir us with something already so out in the open.
>>26572049Dunno. All just wild mass guessing ATM.
>From Twitter 3 hours ago:>"Well, Peter Parker Quest would be things building up a bit more. Bleach Quest... well things will happen. The game changes and someone dies."IT'S HAPPENING
>>26572036Haha no. For one, she's still recovering her powers. For another, her sword is still AWOL. For a third, cosgrove is currently providing us with Kubo tier motivation to surpass the challenge Aizen represents in act two. Momo's probably not going to die. Say good bye to lesbro.
>>26572060The lowercase just really clicked when I remembered the Hoguyoku's dialogue from before.
>“Well, there’s one of the two pieces to the puzzle I need.”I read this as "There's the two pieces of pizza I need."
>>26572066At first I thought that someone was going to be OMZ, but now I'm not sure if it's Aizen or Keigo
>>26572066Obviously.He's wearing lead boots while standing on thin ice.But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
>>26572066Bah. Nobody dies in bleach.Except that one Arrancar Yammy punched. She's dead.
>>26572069Why the fuck would Chizuru die?It's just dumb at this point.
>>26572082But...Aizen doesn't need Pizza.Aizen needs Tacos.
>>26572086>>26572087Well no matter what this sort of thing was bound to happen eventually. Love it or hate it, it was inevitable.
>>26571782Okay, so breaking things down. Keigo ends up in the past. Hisw body is Aizen. Plot rock also ends up in the past. He knows how bad it is, but it is the only way he can see to prevent a horrible future. It assumes Direct Control.
>>26572082Well *Technically* half our party is Chrese Pizza, legally.
>He's waiting>Pizza"Oh hey Ichigo! What's going on bro?! Saved you a slice man. Hey why are you so mad? It's a pretty big one... oh these guys. Ya no idea. They where totally like this when I got here."
>>26572102So you're saying this is LITERALLY all Urahara's fault?
>>26572098Yeah, thinking rescue missions, not dead comrades.
>>26572125Nah, Plot rock probably manipulated Urahara into making him in the first place.
>>26572125When was it ever NOT Urahara's fault.
>>26572125Wait, was that ever actually in question?
>>26572121"Your presence here is somewhat incriminating, Captain."
There’s a surge of Reiatsu up above as you clear the gate. Increasing your speed, you run forward as fast as you can. Soon after, you arrive at the scene of… what was once your cousin’s house. Harribel, apparently having used her resurreccion, is standing between Aizen and Chizuru as Apacci, Sung-sun, and Mila Rose all also seem to have released, as they face a Black man wearing a visor, a white-haired man with narrowed eyes and a grin, and a monstrous thing that looks like a hollow.Aizen looks over at you and smiles.“Kurosaki Ichigo. We meet again.”You scowl at him. “Aizen”He nods his head, glasses shining ominously as the figure near the Tres starts screeching, as its arm collapses. Aizen lets out a sigh and approaches it.“Poor Toshiro, just couldn’t handle it, could you?”He rips something out of his chest as the figure collapses, parts of its body flaking away, revealing part of the still in horror face of Hitsugaya Toshiro. What Aizen holds in his hand should be impossible.You destroyed it, goddamn it!The Holyoke shines ominously in his hand as Aizen’s smile becomes smug.“I heard about what happened. But, Kurosaki Ichigo, at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”>Reactions?
>>26572100What?Cosgrove assuming direct control of the narrative and killing someone?Yeah, it'd happen eventually, and it could be very good or very bad.Inevitability has nothing to do with it.
>>26572157Swordception Ice Shot RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
>>26572157>“I heard about what happened. But, Kurosaki Ichigo, at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”When I just used Getsuga Tenshou, right now.
>>26572157What the hell. NO. HE'S OURS! Let's go!Rider Kick!
>>26572157... I got nothen...
>>26572157>at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”When I destroyed it.May I ask when you put me under your illusion?
>>26572157>ice shota was just straight out killed wat?>hongyouku went with Ice-ShotaFUCKING WHAT?THATS SOME SHIT RIGHT THERE.
>>26572157"To be honest, I never did. I figured it just disappeared as suddenly as it materialized.Now are you going to just hypnotize Captains Soi Fong and Zaraki into not hearing this conversation, or is now the part where you stop pretending?"
>>26572157GO KENPATCHI!USE LIMIT BREAKER!>“Kurosaki Ichigo. We meet again.”>againWhat... aw fuck.
>>26572157Talk to the Old Man and Zangetsu mentally.Ask if, in the third option, we can channel all the power we'd be giving up into one cataclysmic attack.
>>26572215aw niggers.we somehow got swordceptioned and thats some shit.
>>26572157"Since when were you under the impression I won't just destroy it again?Also. Playing your hand so openly like this lacks subtley. I'm almost disappointed."
>>26572157"There was a point when it cursed me and swore vengeance, but I never really believed it was destroyed.""Captain Soin-Fong, believe me now?"And Getsuga Tenshou Aizen before he can use his sword.
So should we just attack the Hoguyoku or what?
>>26572157>Nelliel and Momo not aroundHopefully they retreated.
>>26572229this, or a power boost to all our friends
>>26572157> HolyokeTotally cool buys, don't worry. It's not the plot rock, but an incredible ice-shota flavored simulation.
>>26572157>“I heard about what happened. But, Kurosaki Ichigo, at what point did you come under the impression you actually destroyed the Hogyoku?”At the point I destroyed it! Destroying it was a key part of me thinking I destroyed it! Stop cheating Aizen!
>>26572157"Interesting, it seeks out the strongest willed individual in its vicinity to use as a host. Since I expect that would be you captain Aizen I must say I am quite impressed that you have managed to keep it at bay. I suppose I should think of you more highly than your average antisocial, sociopatic megalomaniac, but the rest of your behavior makes it very hard to see past the stereotypes."Prep to implant the fucker in Aizen.
>>26572229Holy shit. This could be a good idea. Support.
Rolled 1>>26572157"well with the power of friendship, let me show you" Mask up and ask zengetsu for full power. than cut this mother fucker.
>>26572215>“Kurosaki Ichigo. We meet again.”>againHe is a looper, all this has been a time loop that Aizen has manipulated.
>>26572257We roll changed this from mattering, right?
Rolled 8>>26572257Friendship is negative. Rider Kick is Go.
>>26572257ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?ANON STHAP!
>>26572258And then Keigo closes the loop.The end.
>>26572157"when did you come under the impression I did?"Getsuga the man in the visor
>>26572257>>26572274Fucking stop, they don't even count anymore.
>>26572157We told you dawg.We warned you bro.
>>26572157Focus. Focus Focus Focus. Throat Punch.Open with Blut Arteries Throat Punch. Aided by Shunpo.Repeat Throat Punch.Like so.
>>26572274Irk, stop encouraging compulsive roller. When the time comes we need to sit on any successes we actually manage to roll.
>>26572157Anyone else think that first thing we should do is disengage ice shota from them. We still might be able to help him.
>>26572252Aizen made his own and stuck in the ice shota so he could awaken his. Then he claimed it was the one you destroyed.Because that one traveled forward in time lodged itself in Keigo and forced into the past.
>>26572247We know that can't happen.But I don't see why the other thing would be different than a lesser version of Mugetsu.
>>26572157Under our breath: "Soi Fon, run now, don't stop. Report this."We know she's under his illusions, she can't stay here. Hopefully it hasn't occurred to him to override her senses yet.
wait wait wait, lets back this shit up a bit here.so toshiro just died and aizen just pulled his own pile of faggotry right then and there.so soul society is down bout 4 captains instead of the usual 3 by this point.well shit.
>>26572289>>26572299Oh, fine. But I shall be waiting. For Justice.
>>26572278Haw, I like it.
>>26572157I am dumbstruck... this is in your hands guys...
>>26572300Well yeah.Sure he's dead now, but let's see if Orihime can do anything.Though it might not work if she really doesn't care about healing Hitsugaya.
>>26572318I don't think Toshiro is dead yet.He might be nearly dead and partially transformed into something.Poor Toshiro...never thought I'd say it.
Cosgrove, if this has been all Aizen's illusion ever since Keigo's first transformation into 'Aizen', where he demonstrated Aizen's shikai that he couldn't have possibly known nor mimicked perfectly on the first try, and you didn't let us react since it was all the same text wall, then sincerely, fuck you and I hope this quest ignites into a fiery tailspin straight into the yellowstone super caldera explosion so that you understand how not okay that is.
>>26572300'hime is quite skilled.>>26571782"Never really. I figured that if there isn't a body it probably isn't dead. The more interesting question is when exactly I met you originally.
>>26572318Upside, three espada onside. About even.
Wait. Tobiume was also trailing this group and coming here; where is she?And did the Zanpakuto's of Aizen, Gin, and Tousen just not rebel?
>>26572335dude, he is cadaveriffic
>>26572318Well, we're probably getting forced into one of the open seats, so...But in all seriousness, Aizen just cleared the vizards' names with this stunt, so SS doesn't really have a captain problem.
>>26572157What... do you mean "meet again"?Soi Fong needs ti run, but I doubt she'd make it far.
>>26572334If we get Orihime to do it we'd also have to swordception him because he's being Hollowfied. Luckily he's weak as shit compared to us at this point.
>>26572157>MFWThe Kuboing. It's beautiful. Beautiful!Ichigo's reaction:"About the same point I got tired of bad shit happening all the live-long day. Only Momo and Orihime can fuck with me, you bastard!"
>>26572356And when has that ever stopped 'hime?
>>26572313>>26572229Supporting both of these.
>>26572361Or have Uryuu shoot him a few times.
>>26572157"Is now the part where you gloat and explain your plan?Because despite myself, I actually am interested in hearing how the fuck you managed any of this."
>>26572313This. This so hard.If she runs, that means she won't be around to be bamboozled into attacking us. If we're lucky he might even send one of his lackeys after her to keep her from reporting in.
>>26572353They're powerful enough that it'd probably require Muramasa to do it up close and personal.
Gin seems... oddly ok with killing a fellow captain.Come to think of it, I don't think he ever crippled or took the life of another Soul Reaper in canon.
>>26572345It hasn't. I promise you that.>so, what's the overall response, then?
>>26572157"That brief moment when I thought something nice could happen to me.What a fool I was."
>>26572353>And did the Zanpakuto's of Aizen, Gin, and Tousen just not rebel?What makes you think they didn't just slap their shit back into line?>>26572157>Littlest Snow Man possibly deadGodammit! Now we'll never get to slap his shit again.
>>26572384>>26572313Seconded.>>26572397Can't read mah poker face.
>>26572335I don't think Orihime has the energy to keep him from dying. Also, we need to get her the fuck to safety! <there is no safety> shit, we have another girlfriend to rescue.(I swear, the first two arcs of bleach at loosely based off of Mario Brothers)
>>26572353Muramasa needs to be in fairly close proximity to force a Zanpakuto to rebel. We seem to have encountered him in the very opening stages of his little rebellion, so he probably just hadn't gotten to them yet.
>>26572397to be fair gin will do damn near fuck everything just to off aizen though, to him his best shot is wait for aizen to lose his guard and for Gin to ultimately off the tits out of him
>>26572397He fucked with Toshiro a lot, I doubt he liked him, no one really did.
>>26572410Throat punch? Throat punch.Seriously, angry rage shout of "AIZEN"Sword out, sword out first. Going to shock our new traveling buddies considering how hesitant we were to fight before.
>>26572410Call him a dick and tell him his shit is retarded. They tell Soi Fong to fucking run for help.
>>26572436I agree with both of those.
>>26572410Out of character? Be dumbstruck and panicIn character? Hope Soi Fong takes the hint and flee with Hime, inquire as to what he ment when he said "meet again". Prepare for cataclysmic confrontation and prey Zangetsu's on our side even though he's pissed.
>>26572425Lest we also assume...that pending on their relationship...Aizen and his Sword might be able to swing a Byakuya against Murasame...Shit...be...fucked...
>>26572410Rider Kick. Best option, and we can probably get most people to help.Also, Soi Fong goes for help.
>>26572410Maybe>>26572384Play it cool for now. Maybe he'll actually suck enough to tell us more information.
>>26572410Get Orihime to heal John Snow, Get Soifon to run away, and Talk to OMZ and Zangetsu to fight full power. Prepare Keigo for his journey to the past to complete the time loop as he becomes Aizen
>>26572463that'd be some serious shit if that was the case.
>>26572438No. I'm sorry but no. Now is not the time for any random attack we can think of or rider kicks. Nows the time to out troll Aizen however the fuck we can and>>26572229Fits the bill. And I was dead against any of that mystery box up until now.
>>26572410Have 'hime heal/stabilize john snow if possible.
>>26572397>My husbando just assisted in the murder of my commanding officer and friend>I have no idea how to feel about this.
>>26572465Eh, there's probably a reason Harribel and the Tres Bestia haven't attacked yet.
>>26572436these plus trying to fuck up Tousen or Gin to free up our allies
>>26572229Yeah, channel a level of power which could potentially kill all of our friends into an attack aimed a person who is standing near to all of our friends. Real smart, guys.
>aizen's waiting for a response>as hes sitting there waiting for ichigo he looks at his party>and sees keigo>starts questioning what the fuck he did a few years ago for that.
>>26572485>>26572472Aizen is literally right there.Unless someone tosses Toshiro over to us, that's not happening.
>>26572157Wait, Nel is already down for the count? Did not see her dropping that fast. I take it our various human friends are also unconscious already?
>>26572493Pretty sure she'd feel even MORE betrayed than she did in canon. And probably be in a pretty vulnerable place. So anons, IF Rangiku puts the moves on us, we say NO. We are NOT taking advantage of her being on the rebound. I really, REALLY want those tits, but not if we get them by being a douchenozzle.
>>26572506He didn't say do it at that immediate fucking moment. He said to ask if it was possible. We need an ace in the hole.
>>26572506I just want to know if it's possible, not doing it immediately.
>>26572506So we try and chat? Get hi to spill something.Ask him why he's done all this?
>>26572521Nel's under his illusions. If he's on the scene, her being unconscious is the best we could hope for, because otherwise he'd trick her into doing something stupid.
>>26572472I think healing Ice faggot when he was a dead giant insane abomination might be a bad idea.
>>26572521>You know what canon Aizen did to Ichigo and Harribel? That's where she is.>Also, Yoruichi is not there.
>>26572521or worse.Aizen busted down the doors like a Nemesis BoW fused with the Kool-Aid Man and just facerolled everyone like they where trash mobs.Complete tactical superiority.
>>26572521Hopefully Nelliel noped away with Momo.
>>26572524>I really, REALLY want those tits, but not if we get them by being a douchenozzle.Me too man, though I hear you, honor before tits.
>>26572547Oh what?Where's Momo then?
>>26572547>You know what canon Aizen did to Ichigo and Harribel?Nope; time to go read some backlogs.This shit must be from the circus because it's in tents.
>>26572157>"We meet again."If that's actually Keigo and Aizen's hiding by an illusion of our buddy to get us to kill him for kicks, I'm going to be less than happy,From this point on I think we should stick to CQC guys.
>>26572547And I just realized Ice faggot isn't definitely dead, and you could've been referring to someone else. KUBO DAMN YOU!!
>>26572157It was just a hope. The chances of being able to destroy what Urahara couldn't was extremely low. My luck is bad enough that I knew I'd be seeing it again.
>>26572587weren't we going to do that anyway just in case of Aizen fucking with us?
Why do so many people want our girlfriend to stroll up and kneel next to the big bad to administer first aid?
>>26572547...Mindfucked and betrayed?
>>26572610She could just send the fairies and stuff, they are supposed to be independent.
>So, tell Soi Fong to run and report, then attack Aizen to try to give Orihime a chance to get in there and medic things up?
>>26572586>"How pathetic. You're weak. Etc.">should be fatal slash
>>26572610Stupidly mostly. Stupidity & an inability to grasp the obvious.>>26572410It seems to be something along the lines of "It fucking figures."
>>26572639I think its more ask why Aizen's so fucked up, but yes
>>26572639eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehthings are going to go wrong anyway, much as well have them go wrong this way.Personally I'd tell Orihime to run, but that's just me.
>>26572643Neither died though so good news there.
>>26572639Include telling Kenpachi that he can have Gin and Tousen at the same time.
>>26572564Precisely. Now, after she's in a better place, once she's moved on, if she still wants to play with Zangetsu, and if our girls are cool with it, well then who are we to say no?
>>26572639Eh, I'm more in favor of keeping Aizen talking.
>>26572547...shit, time for pre fight shonen talking at one another.
>>26572639Yeah, sure. Why not?We might as well have Zangetsu eat Old Man Backstabber so we can max out and probably kill everyone around us via Spiritual Overpressure too.
>>26572662This is actually a good idea.
>>26572639Eh, first ask Harribel what's happened.
>>26572397What? No Gin straight up murdered a seated officer straight out of the academy just to get Aizens attention. He was also part of schemes that saw patrols wiped out to a man to get Renji, Kira, Hisagi and Momo to trust in Aizen, JUSTICE! and him. Also the whole cutting Hiyori in half.
>>26572639I protest the part with Orihime, I think that is a quick way to lose her the rest I am cool with.
>>26572639Keep Aizen talking.If most of our friends are already down, we shouldn't be under the illusion (hue hue) that we can do much against Aizen and his goon squad in a straight fight. As long as he's talking, he isn't murdering us on the spot. Thats a good thing in my book.
>>26572618This I meant.
Why do you stupid fucks want to give Aizen a seat to Orihime's unique abilities?
>>26572639Not a fan of attacking him right away.
>>26572668Do this after telling Soi-Fon to book it. We know he's stronger than us even without illusions and we don't want our allies to die.
>>26572639Nah, if Aizen wants to talk, let him.
>>26572639"Soul Society needs to know...you do see Aizen standing there, right? Not something impossibly incriminating that I can't see,"
I just had an idea. Aizen is probably vulnerable when releasing his perfect hypnosis so, and stick with me here, we slice our eyes while facing him and attack him full force then. We can regenerate our eyes back with HSR the next turn.
>>26572694A seated officer that willingly worked for Aizen.
>>26572639hime needs to run with our friends and keep them safeJon Snow is NOT our friend, he is clearly an ENEMY
>>26572639i think we're trying to stall for time
>>26572639No. Soi Fong isn't going to make it in time, especially with the Zanpakuto rebellion in full force. Tell her to take Gin and CQC him since IpAizen might you illusions to eps witch him with an ally at any moment. Tell Kenny to take care of Blind boy and try to just kill him into immobility, not death. We take Aizen with Harribel. Yachiru goes for help if she thinks she can make it. Orihime and Ishida help as they can, unfortunately we can't spend the attention to focus on saving Toshiro,
>>26572639>wanting to fight 2 captains and aizen with plot rockpls no, he'd wreck us with one swing while gin and tosen kill our friends.
>>26572747Or just keep them shut?
>>26572696Second. Also, Capcha:>surrounded dicizen
>>26572639Keep the bastard talking... dear god keep the egotistical bastard talking We are SO out of our depth here... we need to prey for a miracle.
>>26572639Hell fucking no to attacking Aizen right now.
>>26572639No, fighting Aizen right now is retarded. Keep the guy talking.
>>26572768Not dramatic enough. Also I don't know why, I feel like we might somehow be vulnerable. Like we open them too early or something.
>>26572639we only attack if Orihime can't get in to help our friends on her own. Our friends are the people down other than Shiro
>Solution to this>Hime. Do it.>.50 Cal killing intent rounds kneecap and elbow all three of them.Fuck your shit niggas.
>>26572639Hell no, especially to fighting Aizen now, and putting Orhime in danger and kidnapping range.
So, predictions for Zanpakuto that we've never seen:Hyori's sword: ???Yachiru's sword: Probably a giant pink tiger themed loli. Ten feet tall, but with proportions equivalent to Yachiru herself. She is full of adoribibble RAGE.others?
>>26572639Stall for time, have Hime heal our friends first. Ice Boy is optional, and comes later.We can't retreat if all our allies are unconscious, and we can't solo three Captains and a Hogie-Q.
>>26572811They're probably too fast for that?
>So have Soi Fong try to report while you keep Aizen talking?
I feel this is an appropriate music choice for this moment:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMGCcRAVpcM
>>26572639If we have any intelligence at all we won't attack Aizen when we're tired and our allies are down.
>>26572837This works for me.Also in before Kenny gets bored and goes murder mode just because.
>>26572837Sounds like a great way to get her killed.
Also, it occurs to me that we can't tell Soi Fon to do shit.Also, soon as she draws her sword, this place will be surrounded by Ninja...Shinigami NInja.Ninja everywhere.
>>26572844We don't is the thing.
>>26572837Yes. Min risk, med reward
>>26572856You say ninjas, but in this context you mean mooks.
>>26572837Yep sounds good. A tad annoyed we don't get to personally kill John Snow.
>>26572837Nah, don't bother telling her to do anything.She'd know the appropriate course of action probably.
>>26572838I can't listen to that without thinking of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1nyd_o3IYo
>>26572855The only things faster than her are Yoruichi and Suzemebachi. She'll be safer than fighting the BBEGs
>>26572855She'd attack Aizen otherwise, you fuckwit. He can negate her Shikai effortlessly too.
>>26572873When more than 6 ninjas are present they automatically become mooks.Read more McNinja.
>>26572837I guess?Hopefully she's too fast for Gin.
>>26572837Tell her that since she's Sanic fast she should run and get help so this isn't swept under the rug if we die like TBTP.
>>26572910She just needs to SERPENTINE
>>26572855SHOOT TO KILLAnd then we are out our DFC lesbian.
>>26572899Maybe you're right. You do expect him to Renji her if she tries to get to to the commander though, right?
>>26572910She can beat him in a foot race.His Zanpakuto on the other hand? She'll probably have to dodge that. But she's a ninja, so unless her mooks show up and accidentally invoke the law of inverse ninjutsu, she'll be fine.
>>26572837So where's Hinamori and Kuukaku?
>>26572958AWOL and unconscious I believe.
...So are we wrapping up?Because it feels like we are at least 3/4 of the way through the story at this point.
>>26572993based on Bleach's plotline? not even a little bit
>>26572993Shits moving too fast cap'n
>>26573014Don't I know it.
>>26573014No, Scotty, MORE POWER TO THE ENGINES!
>>26572993>3/4's of the way through>Bleach
>>26572993More like 1/2 tops. We probably won't fight Aizen for the last time here and now.
>>26572993>3/4 of the way through the storyTop lel the Vandenreich haven't even been seen yet and we haven't hueco'd much of mundo yet nor met the 13 or the Royal Guard
>>26572993Not even close.This feels analogous to the scene at the end of the SS arc on Sokyoku Hill when Aizen shows up, pimp-smacks everybody around a bit, and leaves.If he's outing himself like this, my guess is he's going to kidnap whoever happens to be central to his plan, laugh in our face, and fuck off to his sweet-ass moon palace in Mexico.
>>26573063But we were already going to go there.And Muramasa seems to have already been an afterthought.
You look back at Soi Fong who seems frozen in shock. “Run. Make sure people know.” She nods, a bitter look in her eyes along with a gasp of horrible realization before she turns around, darting off. Aizen watches her run off, amused. “She won’t make it, you know.”You raise an eyebrow, setting Orihime down, whispering Neliel’s name in her ear. She nods and slowly starts making her way over there. Aizen seems to ignore her.You raise an eyebrow. “Why not?”She keeps that smug smile of his up. “Because you were betrayed from the very beginning. No, before even that. But, that’s not important. No, rather you and the young lady over there have things I need. Things that belong to me.”You look at him confused. “What the hell are you talking about?!”For a second Aizen looks irritated before he shakes his head. “I see you haven’t realized it, yet. I’ll make you understand.”He clutches the Hogyoku as you feel a pulsation inside of you, trying to reach towards the orb. Nearby, Chizuru drops to her knees, screaming in agony as the marking on her body pulsate as well.“When you tried to eliminate the Hogyoku, it left something in the two of you. And it wants them back.”He raises up the orb as it pulses again, stronger. Haribel maintains her position as the Tres tense.“So, naturally, I’m going to claim what’s mine again”You collapse to your knees as Kenpachi walks up, Smiling.“Finally. Let’s see what you’ve got, eh?”Aizen’s stare doesn’t waver from you for a moment. “Tousen.”The black man nods and intercepts Kenpachi. “You will fight me.”He receives a grin in reply before the two start clashing blades, you can see that Kenpachi is leading him away.You struggle to overcome the hold the Hogyoku has on you.>roll me 1d20
>>26572993No. This is the closing of Act I. We're probably somewhere a little over a third of the way through.
Rolled 11>>26573094Oh fuck me, we got Grail Juiced when we touched it.
>>26573083we were going to go there eventually, now its a bit more urgent. And Muramasa's causing more and more chaos every moment, so dealing with him gives Aizen more prep tiime
>>26573094Fuck you, I'm money
Rolled 8>>26573094Lets rock
Rolled 12>>26573094roll flail
>>26573138... and there goes CM2
Rolled 5>>26573138Welp, that's game.
Rolled 1>>26573094>inb4 1
>>26573138CRIT MASTER 2 AND 3 TIME!
>>26573165Does this count as trolling?Please tell me it counts as trolling.
>>26573165>>26573138There goes CMII and CMIII
>>26573168Interesting, apparently my autocorrect doesn't like the term "gah" as a grunt of frustration.
>>26573165roll 9? Are you fucking serious?
WE NEED A DEAL! SATAN ARE YOU THERE?!
>>26573165Good job faggot. Due to your idiocy we lost CMIII too.
>>26573094what's the deal this time, Cos?
>>26573165That really doesn't seem different than >>26573186In intent.
Rolled 9Dis is sum gud, ol' fashund bullshit.
>>26573228I'm not Satan.Just... very analogous.
Bye bye Crit Master 2 and 3, see ya next thread.
>>26572819Or, a very Maternal woman who Chastened her on her snacking and pranks. Yachiru will call her a nickname instead of her real name, which is canon not revealed.She sniffles and almost starts to cry when her spirit rebels, who is then beaten to submission by Kenny, with his bare hands.
>>26573255How much can we get for our soul?
>>26573094>Because you were betrayed from the very beginning. No, before even thatWhat does that even mean?Doesn't seem to implicate Hinamori.Was Yoruichi traitor after all?
>>26573258It's pretty late in this thread too. Might as well use them here and get an... 11. Fuck.
>>26573287because we are totally going to listen to anything Aizen has to say
>>26573255CMII and if needed CMIII.No deals. Fucking people rolling for 1s must count as a troll roll, right?
Rolled 2>>26573262>She sniffles and almost starts to cry when her spirit rebelsThat's not too ba->who is then beaten to submission by Kenny, with his bare handsOh come on. You know the spirit would look conflicted for a moment before going to comfort her and getting its shit kicked back in line while being reminded not fuck with the little ball of adorable and terror.
>>26573287Hat and Cogs.
>>26573165>>26573138Smells like Critmaster 2 and 3 to me...we are so very VERY fucked.
>>26573094God fucking damnit Urahara.You had one job.One fucking job.
>>26573287It's similar to his Sokyoku Hill speech in canon. Basically, he's bragging about how he foresaw our plan, knew what was coming.
>>26573307>>26573318Being right would never hurt so good.
>>26573326And he's succeeding at it wonderfully, apparently.
>>26573287Maybe he's been spying on Keigo via their hypothetical soul-link? Maybe Keigo isn't not!Emiya like we've been thinking. Rather, to stick with the Nasuverse parallels, he's Shiki and Aizen is Roa.Or maybe Urahara sold us out.
>>26573329But why does that mean Soi Fon is about to get killed?
>>26573255do you have a proposal for you?
>>26573339Lets just hope they only kill one of our girlfriends this time round.
>Urahara is working with AizenJust consider how fucked we would be for a moment. Just consider the ridiculous level that we would be fucked at.
>So, Crit Masters II&III?>II>y/n>III>y/n
>>26573345Never played Tsukihimi.What do you mean by this one?
>>26573347Because someone in our group is gonna kill her. Or she's a traitor herself.
>>26572903There's only so much ninjutsu to go around.
>>26573365If that second 1 is considered valid, then yes to both.Also, fuck you, Parker Quest better not become like this.
>>26573365Yes and yes.
>>26573365give us a deal to consider/turn down first?
>>26573347If someone sold us out, then it stands to reason Aizen has more allies than we were led to believe. One of which is presumably going to intercept her.That or he's just fucking with us by throwing in some lies to spice up this tasty keikaku pie he's serving us.
>>26573365Yes, and Yes.
>>26573365Yes to bothWe are so boned right now... we might as well pop those cherries here and hope for a miracle.
>>26573365No anon, we take it like a man.
Rolled 6>>26573345>Or maybe Urahara sold us out.But WHY would he?>>26573365Did your nametag fall off again satan?
>>26573365This is me, forgot my trip.
>>26573365y/yWe can't go passing out from the damn Plot Rock right now.
>>26573378But only Yoruichi can actually accomplish such a thing.Everyone but her, Hinamori, and Rukia are accounted for, and the latter two don't stand a chance.
>>26573365Yes to both. And with great reluctance too.
>>26573391Why would Parker Quest become like this? I haven't played it but I doubt there's any sort of basis for shit to get this ridiculously paranoia inducing unless he pulls the Clone Saga on you.
>>26573404Remember how that worked out with the Old Man?Ya no.
>>26573401Letz Stil?Also Allon?
>>26573435I don't know, Osborn's pretty scary...
>>26573391Please. I have made things so it cannot.IT CANNOT.
>>26573347Depends on if he still has Kyoka Suigetsu or not. If he DOES, he likely laid a plan involving illusion fuckery that will result in her death.
>>26573462...Now I'm curious as to what you thought I meant by "this".
Rolled 1>>26573459Oh please. He's not Captain Juggalo.
Rolled 14>>26573462Thank you for that.
>>26573453Well he could pull a Dark Reign on you I guess but that still wouldn't be too paranoia inducing.
>>26573462Yeah, sure. I believe you.
>>26573479That or a convoluted vengeance plan against the SS for kicking him out.
"So Ichigo, would you like to bend over now; or wait and put on some nice lingerie?"
>>26573479Why are you rolling when you could be getting rope to hang yourself with, m8?
>>26573479Thank god for that rules change.
>>26573479Oh. Right. Need to drop those dice.>>26573365>>26573407Fuck it. Let's do this. I've already applied the lube.>>26573494>>26573500Doesn't matter unless it's called for geniuses. And when has Cos ever popped out an update in less than five minutes?
>>26573462My heart is shaken.
>>26573375Ultra-simplified version that leaves out most of the finer bits: Shiki (the protagonist) is soul-linked to Roa (the evil vampire dude). Shiki has crazy dreams which give him glimpses of what Roa is doing, and vice versa.Keigo had a dream about being Aizen in an interlude a while back. If the link works both ways, and Aizen became aware of it, he might have used it to spy on all our stuff from the very beginning.It fits with our "Keigo and Aizen are the same person because soul shenanigans" theory, and its pretty much either that or time travel.
>Crit Master II&III used!>result is now an 11.>writing
>>26573552>the second 1 countsnatural mad/10
>>26573539>soul-linkedThe fuck is that? Just crazy dreams because Roa jammed a piece of his soul into the guy or did Roa create Shiki like that one chick from Tenshi in Tokyo?
>>26573595Read the fucking rules.
>>26573595The second 1 was the 9th roll. Crits extend to first 10. It's not difficult.
>>26573595Of course the second 1counts, it was in the first 10 rolls.
>>26573596Its... complicated. And I'm not entirely confident I could explain all the particulars accurately, or without resorting to wall-o-text.Just play Tsukihime if you're interested. Its pretty good.
Rolled 5, 2, 20, 16, 11 = 54>checking two things here.
>>26573626>>26573639>>26573640Samefag pls, troll rolls aiming for 1s don't count
>>26573596Complicated as fuck. Simple form Roa took over this one guy and stabbed Shiki. Then the guy he took over sister divided her life force between her and him so he wouldn't die from getting his chest stabbed in. But the orginal guy is also jacking the life force given to Shiki meaning they are fucking each other over one because of how little life strength he has.
>>26573539I still say Aizen created Keigo as a practical joke.
>>26573680Well SOMEONE did something good.
>>26573680>20Fuck>>26573686Since when? That wasn't a troll roll it was a legit 1d20 and the text itself is pretty common considering this quest's shit luck.
>>26573596No clue, there's really no reason for a link between them in Tsukihime other than giving Shiki the excuse to think that he might be the killer and/or going insane. If there WAS a specific reason other than "Roa killed Shiki, Akiha stopped him from dying, BAM! Magic dreams and insanity ten years down the road," it wasn't memorable enough.
>>26573680>20>ALL IS LOST!
>>26573708That's Aizen's dice pool.
>>26573686>Samefag Ah, the defense of the buttravaged.>troll rolls aiming for 1s don't countHow cute. I bet you think every 1 is an attempt to fuck over the quest too.
>>26573723Can't be. It's too small.
>>26573680>Kenpachi already killed Tousen
>>26573739Or its the other way around, this time.
>Mizuru's just kind of shambling around in the background holding his ground up arm
So could he ever actually let us die or would he just have us go into uber Hollow mode and let everyone else die?
>>26573739"Didn't even get the rust off my sword..."
>>26573345But if he's Shiki, then who's Ciel? Because if that is accurate, then we need to get the boy laid.
>>265737231. Only 5 dice? For Aizen? Doubtful.2. He said he was checking TWO things, meaning that was a split pool.3. Aizen isn't doing anything but standing there with the Plot Rock looking smug. Did he roll a nat20 on smug? Actually, thats probably not unlikely. Aizen is pretty fucking good at being smug.
>>26573756I highly doubt it. Did he even take off his eyepatch that time? Also he was fighting him and the furry that time.
>>26573765I was going to use 'derriere demolished' but, well, I like to hold that one back.
This thread has a severe lack of improvaizen.
Rolled 7>>26573787Tousen and Kenpachi are fighting...so there is that.Soi Fon is running back to the Soul Society.Other shit is hitting the fan.We have 99 problems...
>>26573803No point, since he's finally here and he already somehow knows everything.Despite the course of the story being dictated by chance, apparently everything is still all happening according to plan.
>>26573813But Gin 'aint one.
>11You hunch over, a hand clutching your head, while the other supports you on the ground. You hear footsteps walking towards you before they pause. Barely looking up, you see Apacci blocking the path to you from Aizen. “I won’t let you touch him! I’ll kill you if you try!”Aizen gives her a wicked grin. “You shouldn’t talk so tough, it makes you look weak.”He steps closer as she tenses. “Kurohitsugi”>5vs20A black coffin of energy surrounds her as black spears of energy pierce it. As it dissolves, you see Apacci standing there, bloodied, before she collapses to the ground. She’s still breathnig, but she’s clearly out of the fight.Aizen looks down at her. “Hmm. I suppose without any incantations, its potency is far reduced to about a third. She’s still alive. I don’t know if that speaks to her resiliency or my lack of effort.”He shrugs as Mila Rose lets out a cry of rage, only help back by Sung-Sun. Aizen approaches you, lifting you up by your kosode’s collar, the Hogyoku inches away from you. He’s taking his time and you can see a vengeful glee dance in his eyes as the orb painfully resonates with you.“That's the look that belongs on your face, Kurosaki Ichigo. One of suffering.">actions? Reactions?
>>26573821or, you know, he's bullshitting
>>26573813Shit, dice were still on, glad Cosgrove is only county dice he asked for now.
>>26573834What the fuck.Are you just a natural sadist? Or is this something personal, like crying too hard in the crib next to you?
>>26573834>MASH X TO RESIST
>>26573834Blut Artererererie or however it's spelled + headbutt/kick him in the balls.
>check catalogue after computer overheats and shuts down>oh, hey, Bleach Qu-.......................
>>26573834"...What the fuck are you angry at me for?What have I EVER done to you?"Also, Mask up.
>>26573834Talk to Zangetsu and OMZ. Try to release some of that insane energy on him like mentioned before.
>>26573834>actions? Reactions?"If you're so interested in my face, then here's an up close look."Then proceed to headbutt him.
>>26573834 Blut Vene up. We cannot afford to get hurt.>>26573865And this, but no mask. Because mask is not something to use right now.
>>26573834Damn man, what the fuck did we ever do to you?
>>26573834>vengefulI'm getting tired of Kisuke's shit. He obviously pinned something of his on us for another test again.
>>26573834Mask up and stab him.
>>26573834'Alright Zangetsu, Old Man, this guy is at the root of all of our problems. What say we kick his ass?'Blut Arteire to boost strength, and shoryuken Aizen.
>>26573834Activate Blut Vene.
>>26573865>Also, Mask up.Yes. Good. Mask up & THEN >>26573861
>>26573834"You know Aizen, I'm beginning to think you truly were made for the Hoguyoku."
So, worst case scenario, like really really bad shit here, who would be okay with screaming for everyone to run and letting Whitey eat OMZ?
Rolled 19>>26573834"die" unleash MaX!! powerpunch him
Everyone asking for the mask.Recall that Blut is more effective at defense. And BOY DO WE WANT DEFENSE NOW.
>>26573834rip the Hogyoku shard out of our own chest, headbutt Aizen as hard as we can. "Well, by attacking some of the closest people to me, you made damn sure that look isn't going to be on my face while"
>>26573834"This seems personal, did I fuck your sister in a past life or something?"Then headbutt him, preferably with Blut. The offensive Blut that I can't remember how to spell.>inb4 he actually is Keigo, and that is his reason
>>26573868>reiatsu crushes injured peoplet-thanks I-ichigo
>>26573783inb4 Karakura's next assigned Soul Reaper likes curry and sweater vests
>>26573834"It's...it's still in both of us...just changed...isn't it...because we fought it together...Kisuke couldn't find it because it isn't the same as it was before...he couldn't have known"No idea what to do next...do we mystery box or fully dismiss OMZOr do we manifest them both right now?
>>26573894To do what? It's already been shown that against Captain-class hits, a single activation is only good enough to tank a single hit before needing to be re-applied.
>>26573902Probably wouldn't work.And unsustainable in the long term.
>>26573834Clearly we can use the plot rock fragment to stabilize the Old Man while loosening the restrictions on Zangetsu. Also, have the Old Man erase the fragment if it looks like shits hitting the fan.
>>26573834"Go fuck yourself with the Hogyoku."
>>26573886>>26573895Masking up is a full-round action which can provoke an attack of opportunity. It is not a free action.
>>26573926I said some, not all. Also you're welcome.
>>26573932Mystery Box if we can channel it into one fuck you blow.
>There are things you can't fight - acts of Kubo. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you've got Bankai, you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win.
Wait just a fucking minute-Can we swordsception the plot rock again? Because that might be the best option.
>>26573942Well then never mind.Just try headbutting him?
>>26573911Supporting before we learn Momo is Keigo's sister because timestream
>>26573834Blut Artierie+Headbutt. If that forces him back, hack off his sword hand
>>26573942He might let us.I mean he does seem pretty into his whole villainous act right now.
>>26573956Schatten won't work, because it and Aizen are probably in complete agreement.
>>26573951Sadly we don't have a Jae- I mean Bankai.>inb4 our Bankai is a Jaeger
>>26573932Wait... so what if like... what if the plot rock is controlling him?
>>26573932mystery boxwe can't dismiss OMZ, this murderfest shows that we need to help our friends when they're in over their head, and we need them sometimes too
>>26573834Instead of headbutting him, kick him in the crotch.
>>26573969I don't think they need to be in disagreement to do it by force. Also we could try and, not entirely literally, seduce it with Zangetsu's power.
>>26573932Mystery Box of course. Potential means shit if it is squandered and alienates us from those close to us.
>>26573972But are we cancelling the apocalypse or flailing at it like a sad little Renji?
and here I was thinking of drawing tonight.I can't draw to this...To everyone suggesting violence-we couldn't cut kenpachi's sword arm off.What make you think we can TOUCH Aizen, who's able to do this much without even trying?
>>26573982Aizen gave his crotch up for infinte powerit's why he's constantly questing for lapdances
>>26573834Try and knock the Hougyoku out of his hands?
>>26573982Sensitive for humans isn't sensitive for beings that can catch supersonic sword swings without blinking.
>>26574007Act 1, my money's on fail.
>>26573968Maybe, but it's been shown repeatedly that it takes time to do during a fight, and people seem to keep on forgetting about that.Not to mention, we need to roll for it to successfully work.
>>26573911May as well.Maybe it'll get him on a monologue about his dark past and his twisted-but-noble motives or something.
>>26574008Yeah that's a good point.But what can we do?Maybe if we make him drop the Hougyoku, he'll stop doing whatever he's doing now.
>>26574008Because we could at this moment become a squad zero level threat if, well if we had no real qualms about killing our friends. I mean obviously we won't do that but it shows we can still prove to be a major threat to him and his smug fucking face in some way.
>>26574018Or or, just listen, WE SEIZE IT FOR OURSELVES AND ADD A NEW DESCRIPTOR ONTO THE LIST!>>26574023I know. I've already got my poncho on for all the tears.
>>26574013you did well, gorgeousnow sleep tight, and plot vengeance on the asshole who attacked your man
>>26573834Try and activate Blut Vene, just to slow him down?
>>26574013Although she looks cute, it looks like someone gave her a couple of shiners.
>>26573834Why are you doing this?Mystery box right now
>>26573761>Ishida's just kind of chilling behind us because we haven't issued any orders
>>26574078Damnit Ishida use THAT.
>>26574040....but you realize to MAKE that point, we'd have to kill our friends?He KNOWS we can become that. He welcomes that, if you didn't already know.He RELISHES the anticipation of us becoming like him.Attempting to hurt him with or without our potential fuck-you nuke of power will just be playing into his hands
>>26573834>>26574067No, no mystery box.And there's most likely a lot of other people against mystery box, who don't even consider it an option right now and that's why they're not responding to it.
>>26574078I like to think Gin is staring him down or something.
"so you're a slave to the hate filled hogyokou then?"swordception
>>26574078He could be keeping Gin busy, you know.So little faith in our Quincybro.It's a shooting gallery match.
>>26574078>stupid Shinigami and their stupid people in their stupid heads>This guy cut all my best uniforms>at least it was only ugly Shinigami fabric>Huh, when did Mizuiro lose an arm
hEY GUYS! REMEMBER HOW USING THE MYSTERY BX WILL RELEASE ONE FUCKHUGE CHUNK OF POWER. lETS DIRECT THAT SHIT AT AIZEN.
>>26574104>Gin>staring at anyone>them noticing in anywayMy goddamn sides.
>>26574115Most of our friends are right behind Aizen.Probably not a good idea.
>>26574096This. There are too many unknowns and if we need to fight the fucking plot rock again I'd rather have both Zangetsus than just the one.
>>26574093So we play so far into his hands we make them fucking explode. There is virtually nothing that isn't playing into his hands, unless he is just bullshitting. Aizen's shit went exactly as planned but canon Ichigo still beat him. Aizen's plans are unbeatable for the most part, but he himself isn't necessarily.
>>26574121that's trueafter all, he needs to save his vision for dem tits
>>26574115Hey remember how the Hoagie-Que seems to like eating energy and emotions?Lets not!
>>26574126>both ZangetsusThat's the mystery box we're talking about, where we sacrifice our power.
>>26574131And kill all our friends?
>So, blut arterie headbutt him?
>>26573863Welcome to the party, Gale, we're all gonna die.
>>26574121>>26574104>Gin is Cena-ing him; Ishida constantly just dusting off his shoulders and walking around in circles nodding while waiting for his turn.
>>26574155How about Blut Vene ask him what the fuck his problem is?
>>26574142The Hoguyoku can still technically be overpowered. We literally just said roll for zen and played around with crit rolls to beat it last time.
>>26574155We're boned either way. Might as well break his glasses.
>>26574149I think he's talking about both them as in separate people not one sword.>>26574155Yes.
Hmmm... Could we tap into the part of the Plot rock inside us and steal Aizen's plot rock?
Honest question for the people asking for Blut Vene:Are you hoping that the increase in energy density that it uses to create a defense will deflect the quickly approaching Hogyoku?Because I thought that the rock opened a sort of metaphysical bridge to its fragments, and it ignored things like flesh and reishi because it's creating a bridge to the soul directly.
>>26574115No.We can't control that, and we don't have our Critmasters. You know Cosgrove would make us roll for that, and all the people we brought with us are here, barring a few.We are NOT unleashing the Zangetsu bomb here and now.>>26574131So you want us to kill everyone we've come to love and respect...at once....with our own power...to spite him.Nice idea, that.>>26574155pls no.pls no antagonizing the mastermind behind all of this.
>>26574134There is a lot of tit to take in.>>26574155Eh, fuck it. Fuck him. Fuck his face. That's a yes.
>>I have built up everything for this moment. These plots have been in place long before the hiatus.>>Zanpakuto - are currently at 10,000 out of 10,000 to reach next rank- SOUL PSYCHE HAS HIGH ENOUGH SYNCHRONIZATION RATINGS. MANIFESTATION IS NOW POSSIBLE.Reach deep, it's bankai time.
>>26574155No.We have a sword don't we?And Aizen has both his hands full, one with us, and the other with the Hougyoku.Swing it at him.
>>26574181>Breaking his glasses breaks the time-loop>Everything went better than expected
>>26574169he just brutalized our friends, one of whom basically took a bullet for us. We are past diplomacy
>>26574186Are you saying that we become Aizen to beat Aizen?
>>26574155No. Blut Vene. >>26574181Try "All" ways.
>>26574155We are defiant to the last.
>>26574155One of these days we need to figure out what's got Aizen so pissed at US.>>26574197Zangetsu's pissed at us and that still takes a lot of time.
>>26574186....Cosgrove, just a question-Is this viable?
>>26574155yestry to either break his glasses or bust a tooth
>>26574155Yes.Also taunt him, to encourage further evil villain monologues.
>>26574197I highly doubt that's possible, but we could try manifestation if we want to get fancy with it.
>>26574155I'm actually against the headbutt.I want to either blut arterie uppercut him, or slap the Hogyoku away with a blut arterie-powered slap.
>>26574186>Tapping into plotrock starts a battle of wills between us and Aizen.>We roll three more ones and Aizen uses crit master III>Bleach Quest is now Aizen Slave quest
>>26574222>One of these days we need to figure out what's got Aizen so pissed at US.I know, what did we ever do to him?
>>26574155I don't fucking know anymore because this is fucking bullshit.Whatever the next prescripted action is.
>>26574226I can pretty much tell you right now his answer will be something to the effect of 'You can try'.Go ahead though. Have a Desire-Off with Aizen. Maybe Orihime will win.
Can we or can we not try swordception?
>>26574226>You could try. I won't stop you from doing that.
>>26574155No.Blut Arterie, smack the Hougyoku out of his hand.
>>26574260God no. Please no.
>>26574257please stop suggesting this at every problem, a lot of the time it just isn't viable. Like whenever we aren't being stabbed
>>26574260Lets... not do that.Getting the sentient hate-rock any closer to us than it needs to be seems like a poor choice.
>>26574260Hell no.The Hougyoku hates us.
>>26574260so that's a trap then. gotcha
>>26574222>>26574243>With his dying breath... before I snapped his neck... he uttered out a single phrase. One that has haunted me every night as I awaken in a cold sweat... four words. Four words that have crippled me... "Why you mad bro?"
>>26574260Don't listen to the stupid please. We don't want to try that.
>>26574260Sure lets breath the weird and do the impossible once more, LETS BEFRIEND THE PLOT ROCK!
>>26574260I would really rather ask our two guys if they could, you know, do that materialization thing they did and attack the guy who's behind all of their problems. If not for Aizen, we wouldn't be in a situation with Old Man and Zangetsu fighting for control. Or Zangetsu being a Hollow Zanpakuto.
>>26574282I'm almost always against this but it seems like the only way to actually fight the hoguyoku at this level.
>>26574296we don't want that friend
>>26574301That's probably not a valid tactic, otherwise we'd see people use it.
>>26574296We don't need its brand of friendship.
>>26574308Nobody wants that friend.
>>26574260What the hell. Let's try it.
>>26574325Aizen does. It's only because he's a terrible friend to everyone.
>Alright.>So then is it try to attack him with a headbutt>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching it>uppercutting him>Or slashing at him by pulling your sword off of your back.>Five minutes.
>>26574296In a universe where FRIENDSHIP means "IT WANTS TO KILL ME AAAUGHH"Yeah, no.
>>26574337Does he really want it as a friend though?
>>26574343>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching it
>>26574343...Of these, Headbutt is least bad.
Now is Orihime currently angry enough to give Aizen a taste of Tsubaki from behind?And is Aizen bullshit enough to detect and deflect such an attack.The answer to the second question is unfortunately yes.
>>26574260Snort the Impossible
>>26574343headbutt/uppercutseems like the easiest combo, and will be awesome if it connects
>>26574343>So then is it try to attack him with a headbuttYES>knock the Hogyoku out of his hand clenching itYES>uppercutting himYES>Or slashing at him by pulling your sword off of your back.YESALL FOUR ALL AT ONCE!
>>26574343Oh, he's clenching it?I thought he was just loosely holding it....Yeah lets go with headbutt, it's at least unpredictable.
>>26574343Lets try and go with the headbutt.That should hopefully loosen his grip and might make him drop the rock.If we make him just drop it, well he's still got us only now he's even more pissed.
>>26574343>So then is it try to attack him with a headbuttI do not want to touch or have our body even get close enough to touch that thing.
>>26574349Only in the vaguest of terms. It'd be one of those friends you take advantage of to get things you want and they can't/refuse to acknowledge it.
>>26574343Headbutt him.Conveys the proper amount of fuck you.And if it works, lets see him talk big with a broken nose.
>>26574343>HeadbuttIts the least expected option.He'd most likely anticipate us using our hands/sword to attack him, and I'm not keen on touching the damn Hogyoku, since last time we saw it it was fully self-aware and was trying to rape us.
So what if we just bite his hand with Blut Veine? I mean, I think it could probably hurt.
>>26574343he'll expect the Hogyoku move or a sword attack. He's seen us CQC, so us fisting him could also be expected. Headbutt is the most likely to get through
>>26574343headbutt the fuck out of him
>>26574407I doubt he'd expect it.
>>26574343Well, considering how we're probably held, and the proximity of The hoagie...I think we're head butting the not quite plot rock.
>>26574371>Yeah lets go with headbutt, it's at least unpredictable.Amen.Nobody expects a headbutt.And if you do it right, it doesn't hurt as badly for you as it does for them.Also, Aizen and Ichigo are of comparable height. It should work.Should.But it won't.
>>26574408>us fisting himGet out, fujoshit.
>>26574428Of course it won't work.Nothing will work.This might as well be a cutscene.
>>26574443Well we still need to press A.
>>26574443Have faith, this is still a fight we can deal with, this is no cutscenes QuickTime, this is FULL KUBO
>alrighty then>2d20. First for blut arterie, then headbutt.
Rolled 8, 17 = 25>>26574472
Rolled 16, 17 = 33>>26574472Let's see if my PPQ luck works here...
Rolled 9, 4 = 13>>26574472
Rolled 13, 10 = 23>>26574472
Rolled 5, 2 = 7>>26574472
Rolled 4, 17 = 21>>26574472
Rolled 8, 5 = 13>>26574472ok
>>26574479everyone stop.we can work with this
>>26574479Based PPQ guy
Rolled 4, 14 = 18>>26574472There is no god. There is no buddah. THERE IS ONLY KAMEN RIDER!
Okay, what if we seduce him?
Rolled 6, 2 = 8>>26574472