>"Mom, Dad, I have a confession to make.">"What is it, son?">"I'm... suboptimal.">"...what? What are you saying? Your mother and I raised you as a good Gygax-fearing Wizard.">"I'm a multiclassed Monk/Wizard/Ranger.">"WHAT?">"Oh my god, you mean I'll never be a grandmother?">"Dad, Mom, please calm down.">"Son, you know what the bible says about non-powergaming.">"Oh Pelor, how did this happen? Are we bad parents?">"No, Mom. This is just the way I was leveled. I still love you.">"Shitty character building is a choice and an abomination at that. I wont have this spawn of Asmodeus in my house. DIMENSION DOOR.">"Harold, wait -">"Fuck you, Da-"
>>26506066Are you coming here for sympathy, subbie? Go hang out with the rest of your freakish ilk at rpgnet.
I think I'd rather have a faggot for a son than a multiclasser.
>>26506066> Multiclassing> MonkYou're a horrible person and you should feel bad.At least you're not a Truenamer.
>>26506142Hear hear.if he's a faggot at least i can always have another son to replace him as the favourite. But a multi-classer? That shit's contagious!
>"Mom, Dad, I need to talk with you for a second.">"What's up, son?">"I'm... I'm not a wizard.">"We already knew that. The spellbook you carry around is always empty, and you're always casting the same spells over and over.">"You... you knew I was a sorcerer? Well... I'm not just a sorcerer. I'm multiclassed into Escalation Mage and Wild Mage.">"Son, so long as Gygax, Lord of the Dice favors you, you'll do well. But, uh... why Escalation Mage?">"The free quickening, mostly."
Have you ever been to a multiclass bar? It's like stepping onto a horrible alien world where everything is made of glitter and shame.
>>26506142What type of faggot? A pitcher or a catcher?
>>26506202Pitcher, obviously. If you're a catcher, you're not even human anymore. You're an elf.
The father's a heretic for not burning him on the spot. Claims to be a follower of Gygax and didn't even port him to the Tomb of Horrors? Bah. Heathens these days.
>>26506210Hey now, no need to go that far. It doesn't even count if you're an elf, might as well be fucking a log.
>>26506224the fathers a heretic for existing in a 3X universe when everyone knows being true to Gygax means only playing 1X
>>26506236True Gygax is 2nd Edition AD&D, there's nothing more lethal and expansive. It's the way he would've wanted it.
>>26506066But but aren't all we all equal roleplayers trying to play characters from different D&D classes?
In this analogy, are effective/optimal multiclasses hot lesbians?
>>26506267SCUM IS STILL SCUM. You can make your character interesting, without power gaming or turning him into a trainwreck.
>>26506290What about Gestalts?
>"Mom, Dad, I'm a half-orc.>"We know, son. We've always known.">"Oh, yeah, I guess you would. Huh."
>>26506315Goddamn gifted people. Never having to struggle with a bad save or BAB.
>>26506066OP's image sums up my feelings on multiclassing.Unless you take a dip in Fighter for the weapon proficiences and feats, that's okay I guess. Just don't push your luck.
>>26506339What if you're a bard dipping into warblade for the Diamond Mind maneuvers that let you use Concentration checks for saves and shit so you can combine it with Undersong and do all your fighting by the power of music?
Being a single class fighter is like being straight, but wearing a fedora and watching MLP. It'd almost be better if your son was gay instead.
>>26506419How else do I play a non-magical mercenary-turned-Hedge Knight?
>>26506469Oh god, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>26506469Just accept that you will not be a productive member of murder hobo society, and of course no dragon/princess will jump on your dick.
>>26506419What's a straight guy who watches MLP but keeps it quiet and doesn't into fedoras?'Cause--uh--I know a guy...
>>26506327I kind of like the idea that the kid is somehow managing to hide the fact that he's a halfbreed. Like his human parent thinks he's pure human, the Orc parent thinks he's pure Orc.
>>26506345>bisexuals>anything but attention whoring teenagers
>>26506551>straight guy>watches MLPPick one, then come out of the closet.
>>26506551>watching MLP at allYou're just broken, man.
>>26506345You mean sluts?
>>26506551Sorcerer. You're no alpha jock wizard, but at least you aren't a fighter (or a multiclasser).
>>26506551A respectable person with odd tastes.I don't care for MLP myself, but given the sorts of anime I watch, I feel I'm in no position to judge as long as we're talking about interest in the show per se.
>>26506551A single class fighter wearing a dress and hiding his sword in the closet.
>"Mom, dad, I need to be honest with you two.">"Whats wrong honey?">"I'm joining a monastery. I'm going straight monk.">"Son, look, I know it seems like a great idea right now, but are you sure about this? The first 10 levels are going to be hell.">"I know dad. I can do it if I know you guy's support me.">"You'll always have a home here honey. We love you."
>>26506576He comes back home for a visit and there is a for sale sign in his yard.
>>26506558>>26506572Given how much pussy I eat I must be in deep...
>>26506558Hey, don't you dare compare bronies to gays.Gays can be vaguely respectable when they want to be.
>Dad... there's something I have to tell you... I... I play 2nd edition
>>26506607Why do you eat cats? Cats are pets, not food.
>>26506622>"GET OUT! I HAVE NO SON!"
>>26506607>liking real womenNow I know for sure you're beyond help. Might as well kill yourself bud.
>>26506586Like a month after he first left.
>>26506607You know you're not supposed to actually chew and swallow the vagina, right? I mean, you would know that if you weren't such a faggot.
>>26506622>>26506636What kind of scrubby babyfag would disown their son for playing the best edition?
>>26506622I'm...cough...proud of you, son.2e is still...caugh....retch....wheeze.....the best edition, and better than.....wheeze, wheeze, wheeze....any of those new, .....cough, spit.....plastic, soft, errrrr......where was I?
>>26506656>second edition>even being remotely salvageable
>>265066562e is only the best edition if your native language is Middle English.
>Mom.. dad.. I.. I'm.. not a wizard. I'm a.. mystic theurge/truenamer.
>>26506673>needing to 'salvage' perfectionSorry if it doesn't have Healing Surges, you casual faggot.
>>26506649Maybe he's a Cannibal Corpse fan as well.
>Dad... I have to tell you something... I play Mummy: The Resurrection
>>26506692I'd rather have a gay juggalo son than a truenamer.
>>26506066>Oh Pelor, how did this happen?>Implying two human min-maxing wizards would care about Pelor
>>26506722>"I HAVE NO SON.">"Actually, I've been meaning to tell you something else too.. do you know what 'genderqueer' means?"
>>26506692Oh i'm sorry. i was under the impression I was raising A SON! NOT A DAUGHTER!
>>26506722> I play Wraith. FOR FUN.
>>26506727Athiests still say "oh god"
>>26506745Where did I go wrong?
>>26506722YOU WHA- Oh...oh, okay...well, it's okay, son. We can work through this. Sweet Caine, I thought you were going to say the Curse, there. I'm sorry, son.
>>26506722Atleast it's not the first edition of Little Fears>Defiler>King of Lust
>>26506745>I play Wraeththu
>..Mum? Dad? Look. Sit down. I've got something to tell you. I've been pretending.. I'm not a spellcaster. I'm.. a samurai.
>Mom....dad... I use an Infect deck
>>26506066Were you at Yeppoon Little Theatre.....
>>26506789>>26506793I'm writibg you both out of the will. Your grandfather would have just shot you.
>mom, dad... I play CoC unironically. I also donated
>>26506196>rolls nat 20skills dont work that waygod these stories annoy me
>Mom,Dad... I fight I war on two fronts...
>>26506793you either go to rehab or get the fuck out of this house right now, son.
>/tg/ I have something to confess. I only come here for quest and custom card threads.
>>26506554Or maybe his human "father" was cuckolded by an orc, and his mother lied and said her grandmother was half orc.
>I.. I.. play mono-red burn.. and.. I play Eldar. And not even the current edition. I'm so sorry.
>>26506798The fuck is that?
>Emperor, Primarch... Do you have a moment to talk about the word of Slaneesh, yiff be its name
>Dad... I play a Gangrel Son, I am so proud
>>26506841>custom card threadsWell, son, that's alr->quest threadsYOU ARE NO SON OF MINE. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THIS INSTANT.
>>26506886>yiff be its name"Oh, Leman Russ, you scamp, you got me again. Run along now and tell Lorgar to come out of his room."
>"Mom, Dad, I have a confession to make... I'm the faggot who made those minotaur wet nurse threads"
>>26506821But Call of Cthulhu's a fine game! I don't see why you would be ashamed of--Oh. Ooooh.
>Mom, Dad.... I'm a CE paladin
>>26506841I will find you and I will make you pay for what you and your kin have done.
>>26506841LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NE'ER RETURN.
>>26506684>2e is only the best edition if your native language is Middle English.Is... is this not normal?
>"Mom, Dad - I'm a transmortal.">"Harold, what is he saying?">"Oh god, Margaret. It all makes sense now. His aversion to garlic. How he stopped going to church. The dessicated hobos under his bed.">"Harold, you mean - Honey, is it true? Are you a vampire?">"OH MY CAINE MOM AND DAD THAT'S A HATE WORD CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CISMORTAL SCUM"
>>26506556It's like I'm really on /lgbt/!
>>26506785So do I. There can only be one.
>>26506841You make me fucking sick.
>>26506933>A cisscum spouting transgender vampireGodbless, I think I have found my next character. He/She (wait no, uh, Xe?) will only feed on white male cis scum.
>>26506570...uh.I enjoy the show, but hate the overemotional self-entitled fandom that comes along with it.
>>26506878If you don't know, you don't know
>>26506918Run. Run until your soles bleed and your body can run no longer. When you pass out under the harsh sun, only then will it be time to rest. Then, when you awake, you must run again.
>mom, dad I'm a sonicchu
>Mom... dad... there's something I have to tell you... I almost exclusively play blue control decks>Haha, alright, son. You're always such a joker.>I'm not joking, dad!>mother breaks out into tears>LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR MOTHER, STOP THIS PRANK IMMEDIATELY>THIS IS WHO I AM, DAD>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, NO SON OF MINE COULD BE SO HORRIBLE.
>"Mom, dad... I have something to tell you... I... I'm multiclass Monk/Wizard/Cancer Mage. And... and I'm an Ashkeru Illumian."
>>26507017>"Go forth, my son, and zap to the extreme!"
>mom, dad stop railroading me into being your son. I'm a dragon born were panda hermaphrodite and my name is Tiffany
>>26507032>thank you father. I must go now and find my one true girlfriend
>>26506933>The dessicated hobos under his bedLost it.
>>26506157>At least you're not a Truenamer.At least truenamers with Truenaming skill check modifier of around +200 can spam some things and degenerate the game that way.
>>26506960This. >Dad! I got a twenty on my skill check!>So?>B- But dad->Do you know what I did today? I finally managed to unite the noble houses against the Dog of the South through political manipulation and sheer cunning. There were great successes and horrible blunders but it all culminated in this day. >But I->What? What have you done with one check that deserves my attention? >I- I picked a- uh- rare herb in the trails. It's for you.>get out.
>>26507053>dad shoots mom and then himself. the shame caused by their failure to bring up a proper son was too great to bear.
>>26506960I know that feel, my friend. I know that feel.
>Mom, Dad likes to ERP as you with me.>Son I am dad
>>26507095There's a note:>This is entirely your fault, TOM. My life was perfect in every way and you are the sole reason we are dead. You shame us, your ancestors and your peers. Your existence is a blight on the world and I hope your death is slow and painful.>Dinner is in the fridge.There is no signature.
>>26507067>>26507032>>26507017Excellent Work. A+
>Mom, dad, I must admit something to you, I stopped playing RPG>Daughter, you can't do that what will you become>I'm a DM now>...
>>26506955Their best friend is a werewolf furry whose fursona is another, slightly different and faggier, werewolf.
>>26507017>Son, I am Jerkop.
>>26507151>Yes lord, I will kill the child.
>>26507151That's... a bad thing?
>>26507161>Jerkop father, I am tomgirl now and become my own one true girlfriend
>>26506911No, son, I did.
>Mom, Dad... I... I buy my 40k models directly from Games Workshop!
> Mom. dad. I... I am a trallherd.> That is fine, our son. We love and respect you, our son. You are one sexy motherfucker.> I knew you'd say that.
>>26507151>You walk a dark path my child. We will pray for you. May Gygax, Pratchett, and Gaiman light your way.
>>26506649>>26506633Ooops...>>26506642Right? I'm too normal to hang with pony autists and too different to hang with people who hate ponyfans because of said autists.FOREVER APONE.>>26506570>>26507124>>26506960Y'all seem like bros (or sisters, whichever). Rock on.
>>26507295>Pratchett forgets the light
>>26507319He doesn't have that kind of Alzheimer's. Yet, at least.
>/tg/, I have a confession to make>I lurk this board despite not knowing shit about roleplaying>I only contribute when information pertaining to history, science and mythology is necessary>I also fancy Channelball and my favorite mtg videogame is the microprose one
>>26506247That's heresy. Gygax was against 2e and said as much. True Gygax is 1e/UA, with 1e-ites and followers of Holmes, Moldvay and Mentzer being "tolerable" heretics.
>>26507390> my favorite mtg videogame is the microprose oneYou are my brother.
>Mom, Dad, I have a confession to make. I just lost the game.>YOU FUCKING CUNT SON
>>26507425GODDAMNIT MAN. IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE I LAST HEARD THAT. FUCK.
>>26506622>Give me your books, son.>"Wh-what are you going to do?">WE are going to burn these.... things. Then WE are going to roll up a First Edition character for you. Then you're going to the Village of Hommlet.
>>26507425I hope you shit out your own lungs.
>>26506826A lot of groups house rule crits and crit fails on skill checks. You act like this is a new concept.
>>26507516in my group the power of friendship only works on nat 20s
What's the worst possible build in 4e?
>"Mom, Dad... I'm 4th edition."
>>26507608Dont listen to this >>26507630 faggot.It's the vampire class or anything from essentials really. You still be able to contribute, just not well.
>"Dad, you know the times when I go out and said I was going to my friend's house play L5R?">"Yes...">"Well, I was playing d20 Oriental Adventures, instead.">his face when
>>26507740The most shamefur kind.
>>26507727>"Dad, I gotta tell you something toon. When Anon-kun was getting into d20 Oriental Adventures... I started playing Blood and Honor."
>>26507686>You were adopted. Now get out.
>>26507785>Dad its not an avatar, ITS MY TOON! RESPECT MY CHOICES!
>>26507019Make the two parents gruul guys and it's okay
>>26507785Here, see this? Commit seppuku now. I'd like to see you try.
>>26507390You're a good person.
>>26507840>"You're not the Daimyo of me!"
>"Dad, I dont actually play RPGs. I only pretend to so I can look at fantasy images to fuel my imagination so I can think of crazy shit while walking around my room"
>>26507900Aw yeah. This is the reason the Monk class exists.
>>26507900>son, This is just a fantasy too. Your real dad is making you his wife in the real world. Hope you rolled a good anal circumference
>>26507390>favorite mtg videogame is the microprose oneOh nigga, my nigga.
>>26507020>Cancer mage>We still love you
>>26506556>not being a little girldo you even /a/
>>26508224Can't the Cancer Mage get near-infinite strength through some kind of loophole?
>>26509888Yes. With some kind of disease.
>>26509942Cancer Mages ignore all negative effects of the diseases they have. Book of Vile Darkness, where the Cancer Mage is from, *also* contains diseases with beneficial side effects.However, the only one I can think of off the top of my head grants the Cancer Mage limitless AC, not limitless strength.
>>26510153>>26509942Festering Anger is the disease.
>>26507295I get Gygax, but who are the other two?
>>26507067>gf>not sweetheartcmon step it up
>>26506841I will dedicate my life to pissing on you and everything you hold dear.
>>26506327why is it worse to be gay than black?you don't have to tell your parents you're black
>Mom, Dad. I'm a level 24 Fighter Demigod>But neither of us are divine...>I switched to 4e
>>26506722>oh thats fine, at least its not changling the dreaming.
Are those that defend SKR's ivory tower ideals and hatred of the crossbow or water balloons basically the subop-agenda?
>>26511918The one post in there about carefully reading the effects of No Light throws me for a loop. How is this abusable?http://dndtools.eu/spells/book-of-vile-darkness--37/no-light--249/
I'm not sure if I should tell my dad that my first D&D character was a full on necromancer.Should I be ashamed?
>>26512247Maybe it has to do with the darkvision?
>>26512247It's a fucking 0 level spell.You are a dorf. You go to your dorf wizard and ask him for your coming of age badge of no-light. It costs something like 1k, which you have by the time of 2nd level. You walk around constantly surrounded by a 20ft sphere of darkness you can see through.
>>26512518And no, I have no idea how that is OP. Almost everything that wants to kill you has Darkvision. Only humans and fucking good-aligned races don't have it and even they can just bring out a similarly priced item of Light.
>>26511583What if they're both blind?
>>26506607Being Korean doesn't matter one way or the other, bro.
>>26506566Bisexuals aren't necessarily sluts.I mean, two people isn't sluttery, is it?
>Dad, I have a confession...>E?>I'm...>Ek?>I multiclass.>Ee?>I'm a druid/bard...>EEK EEKEKEKEKEK!>Dad, no! You don't understand!>KEKEEKEKEEK!>No, it's not like that!>Eek! Kekek!>I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!>EEEEEEEEEEK!>WELL MAYBE I'LL JUST GET A MORE OPEN MINDED ANIMAL COMPANION, DAD!
So what aboutHybrid characters
>"Mom, Dad...I have to confess">"What is it, son?">"I...I tpked a whole adventurers party">"That is my son! Sure you had lots of back up from the rest of the tribe">"No dad, I soloed the whole party">"Wha...?">"I have levels in character class">"By Kurtulmak! *sob*">"And...that is not all...I also...I also have a template">"GET OUT OF THIS LOW LEVEL DUNGEON! YOU ARE NOT MY SON ANYMORE!!! GO SPEND YOUR DAYS ON A TAVERN GETTING QUESTS!!!!"
>>26506142>>26506173>>26506339Multiclassing is perfectly acceptable for classes that aren't full casters. A Wizard going Monk/Ranger though? Disgusting.
>>26508325Shit, I was listening to Close to the Edge and that .gif matched up so perfectly with the beat.Sage ofr offtopic
>>26514647*off>>26513912By the way, that's sort of the plot of Goblins
>>26514042What about Wizard/Cleric/Mystic Theurge? Or does that not count because the inclusion of a paragon path? And I'll admit that I'm thinking of Pathfinder here, but I could swear the Mystic Theurge exists in 3.x
Sooo.....What about sorcerer/wizrad multi?10 spells a day (not including int and cha bonuses) is pretty cool.
>>26515247Mystic Theurge is actually suboptimal in 3.x compared to a number of other paths you could take.
why be a wizard at all? that shit gets tedious.
>"Greetings, my family. I must be honest with you. I know you wanted me to be a strong, fearsome half-orc. But..">"But what, Son?">"I've been a bard since my first adventure">Diplomacy Check Success>"We suppose that is fine, Son. Just don't be sleeping with any of those damn Elves"
>>26515347Same problem as Mystic Theurge (I assume you're talking about going Ultimate Magus or whatever the sorc/wiz crosscasting PrC is). You have to drop four whole levels of wizard and three levels of sorcerer before you get in, meaning you're constantly behind. Early levels are hell, because when everybody is screaming at you 'Summon something to kick ass!' you can only respond with 'sorry, would you like another magic missile?'And int/cha bonus sounds nice, but it turns out to be far more efficient to just focus on one stat and continue boosting that, because the return on investment for increasing a single stat is more than linear in practicality.
>>26515458>not wanting to be the best class that can pull a win card out of his ass in every sotuation
>>26515513Yeah, Artificers are awesome.
>>26515484Well I figure I'd focus more on support in the lower levels (shit like blur and mage armor) as I still retain usefulness, because +4AC is ALWAYS useful.And int/cha would be my two highest scores to start with anyways, but then I'd have to actualy put something in wis because wizard. And yeah, early shit sucks, but when you get later, it gets fun.
>>26515476>>"We suppose that is fine, Son. Just don't be sleeping with any of those damn 'X'"He already failed.
>>26515476Bards are p. Cool. I like to interpretive dance my way out of encounters
>>26515529 >+4AC is ALWAYS useful.You would be surprised.
>>26507900I... I thought I was the only one..,
>>26506955Best Malk I've ever heard of.
>Mom, Dad, I...I've got a confession to make.>Sure, son! What is it?>I...I'm not going to cast any more Conjuration spells. Or Illusion spells. I'm becoming an Evoker, and they're my opposed schools!>But son, what about Dimension Door? Ghost Sound?>NO DAD, I WANT TO CAST FIREBALLS AT THINGS, OKAY?Even wizard families have their problem children.
>>26515661Friends don't let friends pick evo.
>>26515689Do you or your friends memorize Evocation spells that are not Magic Missile, Wall of Force, or Forcecage?Do you ever think "it'd be fun to roll dice for damage instead of summoning all the monsters or forcing save-or-die situations"?If yes, you're a miserable failure of a Wizard and need to put that spellbook down right the fuck now, but there IS help available.
>>26515484Heavily Archetyped Sorc 1 / Wizard is the optimal blasting build in PF.
>>26515723What's wrong with memorizing permanency?
>>26515921It's a Universal spell, not Evocation.
>>26515958Huh. Haven't read through the PHB for a while. Don't know why I thought it was evocation.You know what should be evocation though? Healing and Conjuration (creation) spells.
Father.I play...Monk. In the 3.5. As a full blooded Orc.Father.I love you so much. Please...Stop...Beating...Me....
>>26506066>"Mom, Dad, I have a confession to make.">"What is it, son?">"I'm playing a dragonborn.">"I...I see son, is that all?">"No, she's a half-elf, half-dragon dragonborn.">"You...why, how did it---">"Stareyze Mircle-Beambow has 3 wings and two tails.">"Stop this son, stop this...">"She was born on TWO DIFFERENT PLANES! He has extra powers and abilities at will, and can only be hurt by Godslayer! A sword in my personal possession!">"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....">"I'm sorry dad, I don't know where it went wrong, but I played a mary sue, and I liked it.">"Just...go, I need some time alone, you're mother is going to be in tears.">"My character's blood cures sadness...">"...pic related"
>>26515484My 3.x mystic theurge only dropped one level. Just take alternate source spell.
>>26507900Goddamnit I do this.
>"Mom... dad... I optimize my characters mechanically before writing their backstories or coming up with the slightest bit of personality.">"Where did we go wrong? Did you do it to spite us?">"No, it's not like that! I roleplay them to the hilt and justify every last broken ability on my character sheet in ways that completely make sense!">"Bullshit! Get out of my house!"
>Mom, dad... I tried to buy flour>I HAVE NO SON. OR FLOUR, FOR THAT MATTER. NONE AT ALL.
>>26506607Unless you're a dyke, in which case the closet thing is kinda academic, you're supposed to get oral, not give it.
>>26516226PF Theurge is probably a little better. Every level of Mystic Theurge gives +1 to your arcane caster AND divine caster class levels, they can mix-and-match prepared spell slots from either class so you can have a whole lot of cleric spells, whole lot of wizard spells, or a point between the two... And at Mystic Theurge 10 they can cast two spells as a single action. When Wizard and Cleric have pretty great spell lists. Seems decent, though more geared towards making the multiclass feasible, rather than making it exceptionally powerful.
Ha, I've been waiting a while for a thread like this.I have a dark secret, I haven't really had time to start a thread like this since the NFA has been on my ass since 2007.But, I played, 3.5, 4E, and pathfinder, and I HAD FUNFUCK they're onto me now. Carry on /tg/ I gotta get outta here before those NFA Agents take me down, fight th----"Carry on citizen, do not enjoy what you are doing, fun is not fun."
>>26516754>Fun is not fun.Fun confirmed for not being fun. Fuck this fun stuff, I think I'll go do some high level math homework and have a colonoscopy while I'm at it.
>>26516789>colonoscopy>not fun>their raphonor
>>26506927Middle English is Chaucer English. Go read some Chaucer in the native dialect.
>>26516754Serves you right you sick bastard.Enjoying multiple editions, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
> I have a confession, /tg/.> I only play Magic to irritate other players> I love to turbofog and stall> The visions of rage on my opponent's face when the game stalls is worth it every time> My new deck will include two copies of Karn Liberated> If I could I'd run four copies of Schezerade> I'm thinking of making a deck stacked with swap effects> I don't even want to win the game, just irritate the shit out of them
>>26517389Eye of the Storm, instant cards with flashback, Runic Repetition, cards that untap your lands, and a whole bunch of cards that require human interaction to resolve.Basically, you stick Eye of the Storm out there. You cast a card that untaps lands, it goes on Eye of the Storm. You cast your card with flashback, it goes on Eye of the Storm. Untap your lands. You cast Runic Repetition, it goes on Eye of the Storm. Untap your lands, return the card with flashback to your hand. Cast Stitch in Time. It goes on Eye of the Storm. Untap your lands, flip your coin. Cast your card with flashback. It goes on Eye of the Storm. Untap your lands, return your card with flashback to your hand, and Stitch in Time is on the stack. Run out your flashback card again. And again. And again.There are now a number of copies of Stitch in Time on the stack equal to Graham's Number. You cannot resolve the game state without individually flipping each coin to determine how many extra turns you have. The only option for all players involved at this point is to scoop, as actually trying to resolve the game state at this point will take so long that the last star in the universe will have burnt out eons ago by the time you manage it.
>>26516709you missed the timing on that one
>>26517627>There are now a number of copies of Stitch in Time on the stack equal to Graham's Number.Oh god yesYou magnificent bastardI love you
>>26517733It works with other things, too. My personal favorite is Time Spiral, since even if someone decided to try and resolve the first couple dozen instances of it they end up putting significant wear on their decks and sleeves and it takes much longer to resolve each instance of the spell than Stitch in Time.
>>26507516>A lot of groups house rule crits and crit fails on skill checks.And they are having BADWRONGFUN.
>>26507180And so Isaac ran to his room, and looked for a way to escape, only to spy a trapdoor underneath his rug that he hadn't noticed before...
So i'm playing pathfinder, I made a custom race lizardfolk that can shoot blood out of their eyes and I made him a wizard. I'm stuck on what school of magic to pick, i'm thinking of picking Evocation and giving up Necromancy and Enchant, what do
>>26519017Conjuration man, conjuration into bloatmage. Be the fattest, blood-filled, cloudkilling, black tentacling, acid arrow from the eye's spraying horney toad the west has ever seen!
>>26519073That does sound great, but I forgot to mention we have a summoner in the party already so i'd like to not share the same job with him. He's playing a half-elf half-orc trap, I don't even know how this is going to work.
>>26519138Oh and what archetype (if any) should I pick?
>Mom, I... Dad did things to me, mom.>Wh-what!? Haro-harold wouldn't! >He did, mom.>He...he made me played FATAL with him.
>>26519300thats much worse then molestation
>>26507297>AponeANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY IN THE CORPS
>>26513753In 1e, all bards were druids.
>>26521873Fochlucan Lyrist bards are druids too.
>>26516619You officially fail at women forever. You are now only allowed to fuck men.
>>26522826You say that like the alternative was fucking women. Giving oral isn't fucking them.
>>26516827>buffscale rapes childrenGo back to /tesg/ faggot.
>Mom, Dad...I don't use coasters
>>26506554There's the Shadowrun feat "Human-looking" for metatypes, see if your DM would allow it as a feat.
>>26525368>/tesg/wish we'd have a separate board for that
>>26525443Alternatively, what if Orcs adopt a human kid and he grows up desperately becoming an Orc Poseur to try live up to his Orcish parents?
>>26525383>Mary, get me the shotgun.>W-why->YOU KNOW WHY, JUST DO IT.>Son we're going to go have a talk behind the shed about proper coaster use.
>>26523957It's more pleasurable for about 90% of women.Do you even Dr. Drew?
>>26519369I guess I'm not so badly off after all...At least until the aliens.
>>26517860It's beautiful.Right now I've got a theoretical mono-blue setup of Eye Of The Storm, Runic Repetition, Memory's Journey and Time Spiral. The mono-blue helps tie in stalling tactics like counter-spells.What are some other good cards that require human interaction? How much are EotS and Time Spiral right now? Could I make a reasonably priced brick of uncut Troll with them?
>>26507900God fucking dammit
>>26506197what were you doing in a multiclass bar?
>>26528650I shouldn't be laughing at that gif.Why am I laughing?
>>26528002Eye of the Storm goes for under $0.50. Time Spiral is about $20.As for cards that require human interaction, you need that interaction to result in a game state outside of anybody's control. So coin flips and library shuffles are good ideas. I recommend going Izzet colors with it since that gets you access to all sorts of coin flippy goodness.
>>26506066Hi, I'm a Pathfinder Paladin. I'm here to talk to you about how a Tier 4 can defeat a Tier 1.Step 1: Geek the wizard in his sleep.
>>26517627oh god, this shit needs a screencap.
>>26506339Taking two dips into other classes for metamagic stuff, it's literally quadrupling my damage. A few cases it's fine too, but admitably there's very limited amounts worth dipping into.
>>26526693Oh for fuck sake vagina tastes awesome, and you should give head if you ever want to get head.
>>26532287Why should you?
>>26533803Because if you won't do it why would your partner.
>>26533854So you're saying sex with a partner can and should only ever be 1 for 1 trades?
>>26534520If you're not going to eat your girl why should she blow you.If you're not going to blow your man why should he eat you.And I say this as a man with a very fun penis to play with.Also I love titfucks so no 1 for 1 trades.
>Dwarf comes out to his parents>Father sits him down and gives him 'The Talk'>It's about duty, and honor, and tradition, and doing things you don't like because those are things you have to do. Also Grudges.>There are no openly gay dwarves>Just dwarves doing their duty. As did their parents before them.>Occasionally one can't deal with it>Strips down to his undershorts, dyes his hair orange, runs screaming at giant monsters with an axe until something can kill him.
>>26534520In events where a corresponding sexual act exists, absolutely.
>>26534843>Also Grudges> captial GHhhhyesssDwarves live a long time for a reason.
>>26525604>tfw told off by GM for not using coasters
>>26534772>>26534972What if either of you views sex as more than a bunch of tit-for-tat trades?For example, what if you just like pleasing each other? Or if you enjoy giving each other oral?Are such relationships really so unimaginable that you need to ask what possible reason other than trade you could have for pleasing a partner?
>>26541128If you enjoy giving oral then your partner getting oral from you is 1 for 1.
>>26528002bumping for more of this, it sounds good.